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WEDNESDAY
VOL 1—No. 3
COLLEGE CURFEW
EDINBORO STATE TEACHERS COLLEGE, EDINBORO, PA., WEDNESDAY,
OCTOBER
7,
1931
“MIRTH BY
BIRTH”
Sc per copy
EDINBORO WELCOMES INSTITUTE
EDINBORO HANDED
DEFEAT IN FIRST
GRIDIRON TILT
TEACHERS HERE
FOR ERIE COUNTY
INSTITUTE MEET
A game and courageous Edinboro
team went down to a 27-7 defeat at
the hands of Allegheny College last
Saturday at Meadville. Greatly outV, eighed, the Teachers put up a stub
born battle and at times completely
tamed the Alligators.
The game started in a listless man
ner but came to life when t^arano
ran 50 yards and Garbark came right
back with a sweep of 28 yards for a
touchdown. Varano kicked the point
after the touchdown, Murphy was
hurt on the play as he ..attempted to
tackle Garbark.
Allegheny lost an opportunity to
score a moment later when they
Normal Hall, one of the first build-1 of this building will be the . main
fumbled on the two-yard line. How ings to be erected at Edinboro State j headquarters for the teachers inever, they blocked a kick and on the Teachers College. The chapel room stitute.
Edinboro is playing host to the
teachers of Erie County this week in
holding the annual institute here.
This is the first time in a long while
that the institute has been here and
we can feel honored.
The students and faculty of Edin
boro State Teachers College welcome
our visitors and will make every ef
fort to aid in making the conclave a
pleasant one.
Practically all of the lectures will
be given in the chapel. Students are
invited to attend these meetings.
County Superintendent Hadlock will
"be officially-in charge.
The nierchants and food empor
iums are also making a real effort to
aid in the succes^of the meetings.
'Aa'a'whole tHe students and facul
ty are more than happy in having the
privilege of being host to the teach
ers of Erie County.
. first
ckfed The i^ointr
In the second quarter Edinboro
completely outplayed the Methodist
and scored their only touchdown of
the game. With Morgan dipping
passes and Crevar hitting the lin
they worked the ball up to the onefoot line, from where Morgan sneak
ed over for the touchdown. Arnold
kicked the point after touchdown.
Allegheny completed the scoring
for the game by counting 13 points
in the third quarter. Both touch
downs came on breaks that put the
winners in a scoring position.
Edinboro received a setback when
Monte Scott, fleet-footed halfback,
r crived an injury to his shoulder
in the second quarter and was forced
out of the game. Scott’s end runs
would have menaced the Allegheny
team to no little extent.
Captain *Art Arrowsmith was the
outstanding man on the field. Time
after time he clipped out the inter
ference or nailed his man. Morgan,
who took Murphy’s place when the
latter was hurt, also turned in ar good
game.
Taken as a whole, the future
teachers put up a hard-fought battle,
and despite the odfds against them
they never gave up until the final
whistle had blown. ' That’s the spirit
that will bring results.
Send a Curfew to a friend.
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CURFEW LAUNCHES CAMPAIGN
Commencing Tuesday the College
Curfew is going to start a campaign
to get subscribers to this news sheet.
The subscriptions are for the balance
of the first semester and will be fifty
cents.* This will take care of ten
issues.
' Tills step in the promotion of our
paper is absolutely necessary. If you
students want a school paper we’ll
print it. But if we don’t get 350
subscriptions by Friday night the
game is over.
If you are approached by a can
vasser sign up for the paper. No de
posit will be necessary until we reach
our quota, If the quota is not reach
ed, the school has seen the last of
the College Curfew.
You who are interested in this
paper, and you all should be if you
have any spirit at all, should rally
GRIDDERS FETED
behind his drive and push it over the
top. Encourage your neighbor.s and
get them all to sign up for the Cur
few.
On Wednesday morning and every
morning alter that the total amounts
of subscribers will be |^osted in the
bulletin in Normal Hall. If the tap
of the scale is reached by Friday
night the Curfew will go on and on.
On Monday and Tuesday the can
vassers will collect the money and on
Wednesday the Curfew will be dis
tributed. They will be delivered to
both dormitories and off-campus boys
and girls can get their copies from
either of the two editors.
Remember, if you want a school
paper, subscribe to the Curfew. Let’s
all subscribe and make it a 100 per
cent campaign
‘E” CLUB ELECTS
The “E” Club held its first meet
ing of the year last week and elected
officers for the ensuing year. James
E. Watson was chosen to lead the
clubbers for the coming year. Wat
son has been a three-year letterman.
Jack Daly, in the role of vice presi
dent, will be Watson’s understudy.
The post of secretary-treasurer fell
into the hands of Bob Bennett.
The “E” Club has made arrange
ments to hold its annual fall dance
the third week in November. At
present the night of November 21
has been selected.
This group of boys comprises the
lettermeh of the school and in order
to become a member one must earn
the coveted “E.” “Sox” Harrison is
the advisor for the gropp,
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When John Goldman was in Syra
cuse and George Detore was in Col
gate, they opposed each other in
many games, and now both are mem
bers of the Cleveland American
League team.
If our townsfolk feel that way
about our team lets all you students
The Hotel Edinboro Restaurant follow and become real, boosters.
showed real school spirit by tendering
the football squad a supper the first
Note that -twenty-five of the big
part of this week.
football teams of the country are
The management showed real in outfitted in a new style of football
terest in the gridders and offered this pants. They are knitted and are
The Navy has^ eleven football
‘•feed’’ to the boys to show them they tight fitting. Yet they say football coaches. Almost enough to start a
can cpqnt on their support.
is rough.
team of their own.
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COLLEGE CURFEW
PAGE 2
COLLEGE CURFEW
Owned, Edited and published by
M. JOHN HARDING
A Scotchman was run over by a to the raising of the workmen.”
A. LYMAN COHEN
Girl—“Is he a Socialist?”
beet wagon and for the first time the
BUNKER HILL
CHUCKLE
CHUCKLE
GIVES ORATION
(Continued from last week)
Boy—“No, he makes alarm cl<^ks.”
“In my short but tempestuous car
Beans by the bushel.
eer I have not infrequently been
“Oh, I say, Adam, what kind of a Potatoes by the peck.
thrust into variegated situations, the
The
boys
call
her
goitre.
leaf shall I wear tonight?”
exigencies^ of which compelled me to
She’s a pain in the neck.
“Just a leaf of absence.”
employ the uttermost iota of intelli
“Here I’ve been roasting over this gence which laid (or shall I say lay)
In Spain they call the bull-throw
stove all day,” said Bridget to Mike on the most inaccessible shelves of
ers Senors.
my occipital cavities.
In the United States they are cal upon his return from work, “while
“My life has been an incessant in
you've been passing the day in that
led Senators.
terminable
crescendo of conflicting
nice cool sewer.”
urges and desires. On the one hand
What is the lowest thing on earth?
Some women get married so often was my youthful desire to be like
The ring around a Scotchman’s that wedding bells sound like an youse guys, young, carefree and
happy without worrys, on the other
bathtub when the water is checked alarm clock.
hand was the desire to seek woik
by a meter.
“See that goofy looking bird over and support my dear father and
Old Maid—“Why did you take the there? He’s a professor of—er— mother, now dependent upon my pro
legs off your bed?”
what are those people called that tection and pecuniary remuneration.
Other Old Maid—“No man is go look for bugs.”
“Praise be to Allah! I have suc
ing to hide under my bed.”
ceeded.
I have eluded the viperous
“Chambermaids.”
agents of iniquity and misfortune.
Chapman 1—“Do you think your
“In all my four years of life I
Manager (to opera applicant) —
stockings will be filled for Christ “Do you know anything about Car have never yet succumbed to the .
mas?’’
pernicious, insidious, extra curricular
men?”
Chapman 2^“Yes, if I can keep
Hopeful Hattie—“Well, I was out activities of modern youth, such as
them on.”
with a couple of conductors last necking, smoking Luckies or going to
parties. And let me tell youse guys,
night.”
you don’t hafta do these things tuh
Blaney was told to use the words
be popular.
depart, depends, and deceit in a
“I hear that your boy-friend wants
“I hear you are soon to have an
sentence. . The product read as fol
evening soshul. That is indeed -a
lows—“De part of de pends what ti^ settle down and own a home.”
“Well, he’s got a good-^ii^-X privilege.
My. : dear - father
wears otSY first is de seat.”
gave him the gate last night.
mother (would they were here) al
ways encouraged me in, the terpisA short ocean story:
Sail,
Teacher—“Mike, can you tell us chorean art and taught me a' few
Gale,
the difference between stoic and steps. (Encouraged by the students
Master Hill went into a dance, dur
Pale,
cynic?”
^
Rail.
Mike—“Sure, Teacher, de stoic ing which the lunch bell rang.)
“My beloved friends,’’ shouted
brought our baby and Mama vashes
Bunky, as the students rushed out,
him
in
de
sinick.”
Boy—“My father has contributed
“I trust my admonitions have not
been in vain. Beware of halitosis!
Beware of the temptations to cut
class and be sure to use Pepsodent
INSTITUTE WELCOME
twice a day. I thank you.”
A change in the plans for the an
FROSH TO BE GUESTS
nual homecoming football game has
been announced.
The annual upperclassmen’s dance
Instead of having homecoming
for
for
the freshmen will be held Satur
week-end the week-end of October
day
night in the gymnasium.
17, the event will fall in November
Harold Chapin is chairman of the
SPECIAL LUNCHES
7. This was due to an institute meet
committee in charge of the dance.
down state.
Miss Kunkel is advisor.
California >^as to be the attraction
SANDWICHES
Upperclassmen will be taxed one
for the original plans, but a real
dollar, with frosh being Ihe guests of
on the new date. None other than
\
and
the upperclassmen.
honest-to-goodness game will be had
our friends from Slippery Rock will
A great college coach said:
GOOD COFFEE
be the opposition.
“College track and athletics stand for
personal courage, individuality and
were those who enjoyed the greatest
self-reliance. It is a feature of col
opportunity for self-expression, who
lege life that wields to the improve
were able to bt thtmselves, to make
ment of the mind, the importance of
use of their talents, pursue their
individual responsibility, and reliance
THE CAMPUS LUNCH
natural bents and, above all else, ac
upon self.”
complish things in which they felt
they played a leading part.
Slippery Rock beat California on
FOR THE BITE THAT’S RITE
Saturday -6-0. California appears^ at
Send a Curfew to a friend.
Edinboro on October 17th.
drinks were on him.
EDITORIAL
A great many of us have acquired
the unfortunate habit of talking too
much. We purport to know too much
about the other fellow and his per
sonal business affairs. Without mak
ing sure of our facts we proceed to
collect and pass out gossip. A great
many persons, as soon as they see or
hear of something a little suspicious,
proceed to make it the shaky founda
tion for their next conversation.
One of the very best methods to
pursue in try-lines become more ex
tended, but for the present peddling
idle gossip is to adopt and live up
to the following rule:
(
Whenever you are tempted to tell
a bit of gossip you have heard, or
whenever you see something that you
do not understand, give it this test
before you tell it:
Would you be willing to write out,
sign your name to and pass around
the gossip which you have heard or
the suspicions which have been arous
ed in you by what you have seen or
—htssrd? Could-you honestly say that
what you are about to say or repeat
would be right, and that by repeat
ing it you would not be injuring any
one and would not object to having
xit published over your signature?
If what you might otherwise say
will not bear this test, let it alone.
Let the subject drop right there. If
you won’t sign it, you are suspicious
of it, so—DON’T SAY IT.
As a distinguished economist points
out, prosperity does not consist of
what people earn, or what they spend,
but the difference which the major
ity of them have left.
Nor should that difference be re
garded as entirely a matter of cash.
The reason we want prosperity is
a belief that it promotes happiness,
which is obviously does up to a cer
tain point.
People cannot be happy if they
are hungry, cold or scared of the
future.
Once the necessities of life have
been provided for, however, pros
perity must include something be
sides cash and security to promote
happiness.
What is that something?
Falling back on your own experi
ence, who are the happiest people
you have known—^not in your youth,
not in the middle life, not at any par
ticular time, but on an average
which held up to the end?
The happiest people I have known
HOMECOMING GAME
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COLLEGE CURFEW
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SATURDAYS GAME PLAY BY PLAY
ALLEGHENY 27, EDINBORO 7
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Murphy, of Edinboro, kicked off
to Garbark, Garbark ran the ball
back to thft 30-yard line. Garbark
gained 4 yards at tackle. Berger
gained 3 yards. Allegheny was pen
alized 15 yards. Varano picked up
3. Garbark kicked to Murphy on the
26-yard line. Wallon gained 4.
Wallon gained 2. Wallon picked up
1. Daly kicked to Allegheny’s 26yard line. Berger gained 3 yards.
Garbark was held to 1 j/'ard gain.
Garbark punted to Edinboro’s 27yard line. Wallon picked up 3 and
was* held for no gjain on the next try.
Allegheny took time out. A triple
pass, Murphy to Rose to Christian,
nested 8 yards. Daly kicked to Al
legheny’s 11-yard line. Varano rip* ped off a 40-yard run. Garbark ran
49 yards for a touchdown. Varano’s
try for the extra point was success
ful. Score: Allegheny 7 Edinboro 0.
Berger kicked off to Christian, who
ran the ball back 20 yards. Wallon
gained but 1 yard. Murphy sliced
through center for 4 yards. Murphy
'fumbled, but recovered. The loss
was 3 yards. Daly punted to Aliu'n>-'-'4t-ghe»y’S'. 30-yard liner Berger gained 1 yard. He gained 6 yards on the
next trip. Varano made a first down
plunging through center. Berger
ran 25 yards to Edinboro’s 25-yard
line. Garbark ripped off 4. Varano
gained 12 yards off tackle. An in
complete pass over the goal gave the
ball to Edinboro on their 20-yard
line. A pass was incomplete. WalIqn tried without gain. Another
pass was broken up. Daly’s punt
was blocked and was recovered on
Allegheny’s 5-yard line. Garbark
put the ball on the 1-yard line find
Berger plunged over for a touch
down on the next play. Varano
place kicked the extra point. Alle
gheny 14, Edinboro 0. Berger kick
ed to H. Arrowsmith. The latter
ran 20 yards for the first long Edin
boro run. A lateral pass, H. Arrowsmith to Crevar, gained 22 yards
when the quarter ended. Score:
Allegheny 14, Edinboro 0.
Second Quarter
H. Arrowsmith gained 5 yards.
Morgan picked up 3 on a spinner.
Crevar crashed through center for
a first down. Edinboro was penal
ized 15 yards for holding. Ball on
Edinboro’s 48-yard line.
Morgan
passed to Fornelli for 14 yards. A
pass was incomplete.
Allegheny
took the ball. A pass was incomplete.
Another pass went the same way.
Garbark kicked to Morgan on the 25yard line. Morgan ran it back to
the 35 strip. Crevar gained 2. H.
Arrowsmith picked off 1 yard. Cre
var passed to Fornelli for a 13-yard
gain, putting the ball on the 50-yard
line. Crevar passed to Arnold for
18 yards. Morgan ran the ball for
a 7-yard gain. Crevar made another
first down by gaining 5 yards through
center. The ball was on the 20-yard
line. Crevar was held without gain.
Morgan gained 4 yards on a spin
ner. Crevar hurled a pass to Ar
nold and the latter was downed on
the 1-yard line. Morgan plunged
through center for a touchdown. Ar
nold’s place kick was good. Score:
Allegheny 14, Edinboro ' 7. Crevar
kicked off but Edinboro was penal
ized 5 yards for off side on the kick
off. Crevar kicked off again to
Marsh, who ran 30 yards to Edin
boro’s 40-yard line. Berger lost 8
yards on an attempted pass. Berger
picked up 3;. An incompleted pass.
Garbark kicked to Morgan on the 25yard line. Crevar nailed center for
a yard. H. Arrowsmith squirmed
for 4 yards. Morgan made first
down on the 37-yard line. H. Arrow-sncrith-wa# iiehi?^EdinbrarD penalized
5 yards. An incompleted pass. Cre
var fumbled. Daly kicked to the 41yard line. Berger passed to Boylan
for 30 yards. Garbark gained 4.
End of first half. Score: Allegheny
14, Edinboro 7.
Third Quarter
Varano kicked to Murphy. Edin
boro penalized 15 yards for holding.
Wallon gained 4 yards. Daly kick
ed to Garbark on Edinboro’s 39-yard
line. Garbark'-gained 2 yards. Var
ano picked up 8 yards and a first
down. Garbark gained 3 yards and
Berger duplicated it. A pass, Ber
ger to Varano, was good for 18 yards.
A pass, Berger to Garbark, was
fumbled after being caught but was
recovered over the goal by Wait for
a touchdown. Varano kicked the
extra point. Score: Allegheny 21,
Edinboro 7.
Berger kicked to Murphy on the
10 yard line and he ran it back to the
32-yard ^nark. A criss-cross lost 4
yards. Daly’s punt was blocked by
Cort, and it was Allegheny’s ball on
the 8-yard line. Varano skirted
right end for a touchdown. He fail
ed to make the extra point. Score:
Allegheny 27, Edinboro 7.
Murphy kicked to Garbark and he
returned it to the 45-yard line. Pass
g^ned 5 yards. Garbark’s pass to
Berger was good for 17 yards on the
Edinborb 32 mark. Garbark-Berger
pass netted 1 yard and they lost 3
SPORT VIGNETTES
The wells around Edinboro are cer
tain to dry up if the football players
don’t cease to pour so much water
down their throats. After they
prance around for about fifteen min
utes a contingent surround the buck
et and you wonder where all the fluid
goes—Th^ poor freshmen suffer in
this case—Maybe he carried water
for the elephants when he still be
lieved in Santa Claus—As a reward
he received a ticket for the circus
—Now he works for the circus as
the clown-—The football players es
tablish a safe distance between them
selves and the hockey players when
both outfits are practicing on the
same field—The manner in which
some of the girls swing those sticks
you are certain they aren’t wind
ing a clock—They should call the
game Hockey-Sockey—What do ybu
think—Won’t be long before foot
ball is over with and the basketball
men don their skimpy uniforms and
streak around the floor—There is a
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yards on the same play the following
time. Allegheny passed over the
BUNNY AUTATE
goal. Edinboro’s ball on their own
20-yard line. Pass was incomplete.
Crevar gained 1 yard off guard. Cre
var punted from his own 15-yard
WELCOMES
line to his own 45-yard line. Gar
bark sliced off tackle for 15 yards.
TEACHERS INSTITUTE
Berger gained 5 yards. Garbark hit
center for 4 yards. Garbark made
a first down on the 29-yard line. Ber
CLEANING AND PRESSING
ger gained 3 yards. Varano gained
4 yards. Both Garbark and Vaiano
failed to gain. Edinboro took the
ball. Crevar gained 1 yard. Rose
ticked off 5 yards. End of third
quarter. Score: Allegheny 27, Ed^
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Fourth Quarter
HOTEL EDINBORO
A pass, Crevar to Murphy, was
fumbled but was recovered by Mur
phy for a 1-yard gain. Crevar kick
RESTAURANT AND
ed to Sutter, who ran the ball to Ed
inboro’s 40-yard line. Ungermann
DINING ROOM
gained 4 yards. Pass was incomplete.
Another pass found no mark. Ber
SERVICE
i
ger passed to Sutter for 8 yards. A
first down on the Edinboro 28-yard
line. Berger gained 3 yards. Sut
ter was held. A pass was incomplete.
Edinboro took the ball after another MEET
incompleted pass. H. Arrowsmith
YOUR
passed to Crevar for 17 yards. Ar
nold lost 10 yards. A pass from
FRIENDS
Murphy was intercepted by Unger
HERE
mann, who ran to the Edinboro 13yard line. Allegheny finally passed
over the goal to give the ball to Ed
ON THE MAIN CORNER
inboro on their 20-yard line. Crevar
passed to Beck for 15 yards. Murphy
passed to Crevar for 5 yards. H.
Arrowsmith gained 3 yards. Crevar
kicked to Berger, who ran the ball
back to Edinboro’s 35-yard line. Ed
inboro was penalized 15 yards for
piling up. With the ball deep in WINNEY’S BEAUTY PARLOR
Edinboro territory, Ungermann pick
ed off 4 yards. Two incompleted
passes gave Allegheny 5 yards pen
alty. Edinboro’s ball. Crevar pas
KEEP A NEAT
sed to Murphy for 10 yards. End
of fourth quarter. Score: Allegheny
27, Edinboro 0.
APPEARANCE
First downs: Allegheny 14, Edin
boro 11.
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SILVERTHORNE IS
FORUM PRESIDENT
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COLLEGE CURFEW
WONDER IF
MILFORD VISITS
COMMUNITY FAIR
CAMPUS CAPERS
It’s been an eventful week-end
The students enjoyed this column
with
the fair in town and the foot
last week—Manly ever gets tired of
Milford is back with you ' again ball game at Meadville—My eyes not
At a meeting of the Forum Club, dancing—The dogs caged up in those
Florence Silverthom was elected fruit boxes during the parade after a week’s absence and the ozone ed a number of students on the
president for the coming year. Other wouldn’t have liked a nice piece of in the immediate vicinity has im merry-go-round—Cunningham, Gensofficers were; John Hickey, vice meat off somebody’s shank—The mediately assumed an invigorating heimer and "Gherman got 'up the
president and Cora Reno secretary police chief’s auto goes faster than condition. Last week our ever-con- bright idea—The dance dn Saturday
and treasurer.
his motorcycle—Mary Gannon missed scious hero attended the Community was well attended—-although space
The Forum Club previous to this a night at the library since school Fair. Milford had nary an inten was at a premium—]\ftirphy looks
year was functioning at the Erie started—The Leaning Tower of Pisa tion of making his presence felt at good with his double chin—Had my
Branch but was moved to Edinboro will ever fall over—John Hickey will the village jamboree. He would have homework the other day and wasn’t
when the demand for this type of a ever become a Brisbane or Runyon— derived many more propitious mo called on—Wood and Pusey are seen
club grew in volume.
'Hope so, John, biit we’d like to beat ments yielding possession of his milk about town—I’m getting hungry—
The object of the club is to discuss you to it—A football filled with or basking in the primitiveness of a , Congrratulations to “Nutsie” on his
world peace, national and internat cement will bounce—The students huge forest searching for Wiffen- twenty-first birthday—Wallon and
But Milford’s best girl, Heffernan are so and so and so—
ional problems. These topics are of want this newspaper to continue or Puffs.
real Merest at present and many in fold—Joe Massa gets compensation Daisy, the dishwasher’s daughter, just another case of?—Davis joined
teresting discussions are looked for from the Warren Chamber of Com coaxed our hero to escort her to the the toothless fraternity last week—
ward to.
merce for talking so much in favor of fair. Apparently our Milford is The Silverthom sisters dress and act
Prof. H. J. Barrett is advisor for the town—Someone can tell me th4 under the hypnotical spell of Daisy. alike—The infirmary is quite busy
the club and with his wide knowledge number of revolutions that merry-go- Milford declined to accompany Daisy these days—Maybe I’m next—^Jolley,
when the scrupulous female put in Bauer and Benninghoff were in for
on world and national problems «the round made during it s stay here
Forum Club is sure to prosper.
Jack Cunningham liked his ride on her first bid, but when she offered to the Allegheny game—The Campus
All students are cordially welcom the horsie-go-up-and-down or merry allow'the Pumpernickle swain to hold Lunch is the hang-out between 0?3O
ed to join this club. Watch the an go-round if you’re going to be like her ice cream cone between licks at and 7:30 since the gym was torn up
nouncements for the next meeting that—Chuck Arnold and Bobo Lick the fair, Milford fell like a couple of • —If your dates ditched you look in
there—I’m writing this listening to
and be sure to attend.
were contemplating manufacturing arches on an eighty-year-old man.
the music at the fair—It’s terrible—
Milford
made
his
exit
from
his
cough drops last week—Ruth Reed
palpable living and sleeping; quarters East High has a couple of more
boosts
everything
like
she
talks
this
SPORT VINGETTES
paper up—She certainly is a pistol— and he was dressed for predatory ex athletes here in the person of Rose
If you don’t know what pistol is look ploitation. Covering his body was and Mifkovic—The Cardinals will
(Continued from page 3)
win the series—Frances Davenport
huge pile of wood out in back of the in this column next week—It’s a a faded yellow suit. Milford's grand is always giggling—There’s supposed
father
had
lived
and
died
in
the
same
gym. Old flooring from the gym. compliment, Ruth:—The rest of thisi
and now his grandson utilized to be a dance on Saturday—Nothing
Tliis wood can make a”nice bonfire. pn'lnmT)' is donated to a charaQ^er^, suit
the
same
haberdashery. Qjp bis last has been said about it as. I write--*A part of a football voctory celebra called thKVillage Crier—Please, Mr.
day
on
earth
Milford’s grandpapa The “E” Club is throwing a hop on
tion. We hope that it will go up in or Mrs. Crier, tell us who you are.
him
that
he
wished that Miiford the twenty-first of November—^Fair
told
flames soon—The Curfew will select We won’t divulge the secret—From
-notice—Get your dates in advance
an All American and African animal now on the yam is unwinding from would wear the suit until the seat of —The girls at my table are falling
thi
pants
grew
to
be
as
shiny
as
a
football team—At the end positions a different ball—Mr. Sackett would
mirror.
Milford’s contemporaries down on their eating—McGorry and
we pick a couple of skunks—There like a rocking chair—Mr. Mudge will
told
Milford
that this would be an VanHorn enjoyed the dance at the
will be no one around them if they ever run short of “ands”—Clarence impossible task,
as they realized Mil fair—Pop Emery doesn’t like chick
Wagner
will
ever
talk
anything
but
want to catch a pass—At one tackle
ford's
energetic
habits
would prevent en any too well—ho hum—Among
will be a giraffe and at the other a nonsense—Someone can tell us where their pal from sitting still that long. the students seen at the dance were
the
off-campus
students
thrive—They
hippopotamus—A rhinocerous and a
Blaney, Bradshaw, Arrowsmith, Lc'atraffic cop would make a fine set of seem to be left out of most every What do you think?
cock, Maranda, Murphy, Forness amd
thing—
Mr..
VanHouten
practices
Over
and
above
the
suit
the
ack
guards—They are built o hthe same
so many others iny mind is gping
lines—At the center post we put a everjrthing he preaches — Emmett nowledged owner of‘Cicero, the cow, blank—At last food has arrived, so
Parker
is
oriented
now—Daddy
Sack
was wearing a cap made of the i’ll leave you for the pleasant ta :k
turtle—They can snap back and that
is just what a good football team ett ever loses the twinkle in his eyes feathers of a Wiffen-Puff. What the of eating—And by the way, do som ::needs. Somebody that can snap a —John Smith will catch up in his smart man of the day wears was dis thing, get a little life into you, so
ball back fine—At quarterback we sleep. He has been making a gal tinctly portrayed by Milford. He that I’ll have lots of dope for my
select the kangaroo—The blamed lant effort of late in the European wore no shoes, as his athletes foot next column.
thing can hide the ball in it’s pouch history class—Dave Yomtob ever was exceptionally irritable that even
and run for a touchdown every time. frowns at a girl—Bob Gibson ever ing.
—Now we need a splendid kicker— dates. Cambridge is so interesting
At the bend in the road Milford
—George Rothrock has the Erie met Daisy. The Pumpernickle vamp George Dunlop, of Princeton, has
Center Welfare Committee at his had borrowed her mother’s wearing been the intercollegiate golf champ
Send a Curfew to a friend.
desk at Edinboro—Perry House is apparel because the old lady was ion for the past two years.
still a bug-bear to Miss Kunkel— working the night shift ait the Wal
Helen Lasko has springs—Chapman dorf. Milford specifically Stated that
is feeling better toward Mr. Van he wanted no man to talk about torch
MRS. BILKEY
PLATE DINNERS
Houten and Ed Meas—Doris Nason is so I will be unable to describe her
contented—Lucy Dundon ever uses minutely. However, I will adopt a
THE WAYSIDE INN
her eyes to read—Bill Bannister re state of clandistinity and tell you
AND SUPPERS
members the crossing of the Dele- that Daisy looked like a marathon
35c
ware—Mary Faye ever gets up on dancer on her 1000th lap.
Together they nieandered, finger
time—Margaret Woolford ever rides
LUNCHES SERVED
in
finger, to the merry-go-round
—There is anything left of the golf
Milford put Daisy on the inside steed
course—Miss Ruttle ever plays golf and elevated himself to the horse on
H I L L’ S
AT ALL HOURS
in Edinboro—Miss Smith has a heart the outside. The amusement device
(Editor would like to know whether
(Continued next week)
WEDNESDAY
VOL 1—No. 3
COLLEGE CURFEW
EDINBORO STATE TEACHERS COLLEGE, EDINBORO, PA., WEDNESDAY,
OCTOBER
7,
1931
“MIRTH BY
BIRTH”
Sc per copy
EDINBORO WELCOMES INSTITUTE
EDINBORO HANDED
DEFEAT IN FIRST
GRIDIRON TILT
TEACHERS HERE
FOR ERIE COUNTY
INSTITUTE MEET
A game and courageous Edinboro
team went down to a 27-7 defeat at
the hands of Allegheny College last
Saturday at Meadville. Greatly outV, eighed, the Teachers put up a stub
born battle and at times completely
tamed the Alligators.
The game started in a listless man
ner but came to life when t^arano
ran 50 yards and Garbark came right
back with a sweep of 28 yards for a
touchdown. Varano kicked the point
after the touchdown, Murphy was
hurt on the play as he ..attempted to
tackle Garbark.
Allegheny lost an opportunity to
score a moment later when they
Normal Hall, one of the first build-1 of this building will be the . main
fumbled on the two-yard line. How ings to be erected at Edinboro State j headquarters for the teachers inever, they blocked a kick and on the Teachers College. The chapel room stitute.
Edinboro is playing host to the
teachers of Erie County this week in
holding the annual institute here.
This is the first time in a long while
that the institute has been here and
we can feel honored.
The students and faculty of Edin
boro State Teachers College welcome
our visitors and will make every ef
fort to aid in making the conclave a
pleasant one.
Practically all of the lectures will
be given in the chapel. Students are
invited to attend these meetings.
County Superintendent Hadlock will
"be officially-in charge.
The nierchants and food empor
iums are also making a real effort to
aid in the succes^of the meetings.
'Aa'a'whole tHe students and facul
ty are more than happy in having the
privilege of being host to the teach
ers of Erie County.
. first
ckfed The i^ointr
In the second quarter Edinboro
completely outplayed the Methodist
and scored their only touchdown of
the game. With Morgan dipping
passes and Crevar hitting the lin
they worked the ball up to the onefoot line, from where Morgan sneak
ed over for the touchdown. Arnold
kicked the point after touchdown.
Allegheny completed the scoring
for the game by counting 13 points
in the third quarter. Both touch
downs came on breaks that put the
winners in a scoring position.
Edinboro received a setback when
Monte Scott, fleet-footed halfback,
r crived an injury to his shoulder
in the second quarter and was forced
out of the game. Scott’s end runs
would have menaced the Allegheny
team to no little extent.
Captain *Art Arrowsmith was the
outstanding man on the field. Time
after time he clipped out the inter
ference or nailed his man. Morgan,
who took Murphy’s place when the
latter was hurt, also turned in ar good
game.
Taken as a whole, the future
teachers put up a hard-fought battle,
and despite the odfds against them
they never gave up until the final
whistle had blown. ' That’s the spirit
that will bring results.
Send a Curfew to a friend.
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CURFEW LAUNCHES CAMPAIGN
Commencing Tuesday the College
Curfew is going to start a campaign
to get subscribers to this news sheet.
The subscriptions are for the balance
of the first semester and will be fifty
cents.* This will take care of ten
issues.
' Tills step in the promotion of our
paper is absolutely necessary. If you
students want a school paper we’ll
print it. But if we don’t get 350
subscriptions by Friday night the
game is over.
If you are approached by a can
vasser sign up for the paper. No de
posit will be necessary until we reach
our quota, If the quota is not reach
ed, the school has seen the last of
the College Curfew.
You who are interested in this
paper, and you all should be if you
have any spirit at all, should rally
GRIDDERS FETED
behind his drive and push it over the
top. Encourage your neighbor.s and
get them all to sign up for the Cur
few.
On Wednesday morning and every
morning alter that the total amounts
of subscribers will be |^osted in the
bulletin in Normal Hall. If the tap
of the scale is reached by Friday
night the Curfew will go on and on.
On Monday and Tuesday the can
vassers will collect the money and on
Wednesday the Curfew will be dis
tributed. They will be delivered to
both dormitories and off-campus boys
and girls can get their copies from
either of the two editors.
Remember, if you want a school
paper, subscribe to the Curfew. Let’s
all subscribe and make it a 100 per
cent campaign
‘E” CLUB ELECTS
The “E” Club held its first meet
ing of the year last week and elected
officers for the ensuing year. James
E. Watson was chosen to lead the
clubbers for the coming year. Wat
son has been a three-year letterman.
Jack Daly, in the role of vice presi
dent, will be Watson’s understudy.
The post of secretary-treasurer fell
into the hands of Bob Bennett.
The “E” Club has made arrange
ments to hold its annual fall dance
the third week in November. At
present the night of November 21
has been selected.
This group of boys comprises the
lettermeh of the school and in order
to become a member one must earn
the coveted “E.” “Sox” Harrison is
the advisor for the gropp,
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When John Goldman was in Syra
cuse and George Detore was in Col
gate, they opposed each other in
many games, and now both are mem
bers of the Cleveland American
League team.
If our townsfolk feel that way
about our team lets all you students
The Hotel Edinboro Restaurant follow and become real, boosters.
showed real school spirit by tendering
the football squad a supper the first
Note that -twenty-five of the big
part of this week.
football teams of the country are
The management showed real in outfitted in a new style of football
terest in the gridders and offered this pants. They are knitted and are
The Navy has^ eleven football
‘•feed’’ to the boys to show them they tight fitting. Yet they say football coaches. Almost enough to start a
can cpqnt on their support.
is rough.
team of their own.
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PAGE 2
COLLEGE CURFEW
Owned, Edited and published by
M. JOHN HARDING
A Scotchman was run over by a to the raising of the workmen.”
A. LYMAN COHEN
Girl—“Is he a Socialist?”
beet wagon and for the first time the
BUNKER HILL
CHUCKLE
CHUCKLE
GIVES ORATION
(Continued from last week)
Boy—“No, he makes alarm cl<^ks.”
“In my short but tempestuous car
Beans by the bushel.
eer I have not infrequently been
“Oh, I say, Adam, what kind of a Potatoes by the peck.
thrust into variegated situations, the
The
boys
call
her
goitre.
leaf shall I wear tonight?”
exigencies^ of which compelled me to
She’s a pain in the neck.
“Just a leaf of absence.”
employ the uttermost iota of intelli
“Here I’ve been roasting over this gence which laid (or shall I say lay)
In Spain they call the bull-throw
stove all day,” said Bridget to Mike on the most inaccessible shelves of
ers Senors.
my occipital cavities.
In the United States they are cal upon his return from work, “while
“My life has been an incessant in
you've been passing the day in that
led Senators.
terminable
crescendo of conflicting
nice cool sewer.”
urges and desires. On the one hand
What is the lowest thing on earth?
Some women get married so often was my youthful desire to be like
The ring around a Scotchman’s that wedding bells sound like an youse guys, young, carefree and
happy without worrys, on the other
bathtub when the water is checked alarm clock.
hand was the desire to seek woik
by a meter.
“See that goofy looking bird over and support my dear father and
Old Maid—“Why did you take the there? He’s a professor of—er— mother, now dependent upon my pro
legs off your bed?”
what are those people called that tection and pecuniary remuneration.
Other Old Maid—“No man is go look for bugs.”
“Praise be to Allah! I have suc
ing to hide under my bed.”
ceeded.
I have eluded the viperous
“Chambermaids.”
agents of iniquity and misfortune.
Chapman 1—“Do you think your
“In all my four years of life I
Manager (to opera applicant) —
stockings will be filled for Christ “Do you know anything about Car have never yet succumbed to the .
mas?’’
pernicious, insidious, extra curricular
men?”
Chapman 2^“Yes, if I can keep
Hopeful Hattie—“Well, I was out activities of modern youth, such as
them on.”
with a couple of conductors last necking, smoking Luckies or going to
parties. And let me tell youse guys,
night.”
you don’t hafta do these things tuh
Blaney was told to use the words
be popular.
depart, depends, and deceit in a
“I hear that your boy-friend wants
“I hear you are soon to have an
sentence. . The product read as fol
evening soshul. That is indeed -a
lows—“De part of de pends what ti^ settle down and own a home.”
“Well, he’s got a good-^ii^-X privilege.
My. : dear - father
wears otSY first is de seat.”
gave him the gate last night.
mother (would they were here) al
ways encouraged me in, the terpisA short ocean story:
Sail,
Teacher—“Mike, can you tell us chorean art and taught me a' few
Gale,
the difference between stoic and steps. (Encouraged by the students
Master Hill went into a dance, dur
Pale,
cynic?”
^
Rail.
Mike—“Sure, Teacher, de stoic ing which the lunch bell rang.)
“My beloved friends,’’ shouted
brought our baby and Mama vashes
Bunky, as the students rushed out,
him
in
de
sinick.”
Boy—“My father has contributed
“I trust my admonitions have not
been in vain. Beware of halitosis!
Beware of the temptations to cut
class and be sure to use Pepsodent
INSTITUTE WELCOME
twice a day. I thank you.”
A change in the plans for the an
FROSH TO BE GUESTS
nual homecoming football game has
been announced.
The annual upperclassmen’s dance
Instead of having homecoming
for
for
the freshmen will be held Satur
week-end the week-end of October
day
night in the gymnasium.
17, the event will fall in November
Harold Chapin is chairman of the
SPECIAL LUNCHES
7. This was due to an institute meet
committee in charge of the dance.
down state.
Miss Kunkel is advisor.
California >^as to be the attraction
SANDWICHES
Upperclassmen will be taxed one
for the original plans, but a real
dollar, with frosh being Ihe guests of
on the new date. None other than
\
and
the upperclassmen.
honest-to-goodness game will be had
our friends from Slippery Rock will
A great college coach said:
GOOD COFFEE
be the opposition.
“College track and athletics stand for
personal courage, individuality and
were those who enjoyed the greatest
self-reliance. It is a feature of col
opportunity for self-expression, who
lege life that wields to the improve
were able to bt thtmselves, to make
ment of the mind, the importance of
use of their talents, pursue their
individual responsibility, and reliance
THE CAMPUS LUNCH
natural bents and, above all else, ac
upon self.”
complish things in which they felt
they played a leading part.
Slippery Rock beat California on
FOR THE BITE THAT’S RITE
Saturday -6-0. California appears^ at
Send a Curfew to a friend.
Edinboro on October 17th.
drinks were on him.
EDITORIAL
A great many of us have acquired
the unfortunate habit of talking too
much. We purport to know too much
about the other fellow and his per
sonal business affairs. Without mak
ing sure of our facts we proceed to
collect and pass out gossip. A great
many persons, as soon as they see or
hear of something a little suspicious,
proceed to make it the shaky founda
tion for their next conversation.
One of the very best methods to
pursue in try-lines become more ex
tended, but for the present peddling
idle gossip is to adopt and live up
to the following rule:
(
Whenever you are tempted to tell
a bit of gossip you have heard, or
whenever you see something that you
do not understand, give it this test
before you tell it:
Would you be willing to write out,
sign your name to and pass around
the gossip which you have heard or
the suspicions which have been arous
ed in you by what you have seen or
—htssrd? Could-you honestly say that
what you are about to say or repeat
would be right, and that by repeat
ing it you would not be injuring any
one and would not object to having
xit published over your signature?
If what you might otherwise say
will not bear this test, let it alone.
Let the subject drop right there. If
you won’t sign it, you are suspicious
of it, so—DON’T SAY IT.
As a distinguished economist points
out, prosperity does not consist of
what people earn, or what they spend,
but the difference which the major
ity of them have left.
Nor should that difference be re
garded as entirely a matter of cash.
The reason we want prosperity is
a belief that it promotes happiness,
which is obviously does up to a cer
tain point.
People cannot be happy if they
are hungry, cold or scared of the
future.
Once the necessities of life have
been provided for, however, pros
perity must include something be
sides cash and security to promote
happiness.
What is that something?
Falling back on your own experi
ence, who are the happiest people
you have known—^not in your youth,
not in the middle life, not at any par
ticular time, but on an average
which held up to the end?
The happiest people I have known
HOMECOMING GAME
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SATURDAYS GAME PLAY BY PLAY
ALLEGHENY 27, EDINBORO 7
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Murphy, of Edinboro, kicked off
to Garbark, Garbark ran the ball
back to thft 30-yard line. Garbark
gained 4 yards at tackle. Berger
gained 3 yards. Allegheny was pen
alized 15 yards. Varano picked up
3. Garbark kicked to Murphy on the
26-yard line. Wallon gained 4.
Wallon gained 2. Wallon picked up
1. Daly kicked to Allegheny’s 26yard line. Berger gained 3 yards.
Garbark was held to 1 j/'ard gain.
Garbark punted to Edinboro’s 27yard line. Wallon picked up 3 and
was* held for no gjain on the next try.
Allegheny took time out. A triple
pass, Murphy to Rose to Christian,
nested 8 yards. Daly kicked to Al
legheny’s 11-yard line. Varano rip* ped off a 40-yard run. Garbark ran
49 yards for a touchdown. Varano’s
try for the extra point was success
ful. Score: Allegheny 7 Edinboro 0.
Berger kicked off to Christian, who
ran the ball back 20 yards. Wallon
gained but 1 yard. Murphy sliced
through center for 4 yards. Murphy
'fumbled, but recovered. The loss
was 3 yards. Daly punted to Aliu'n>-'-'4t-ghe»y’S'. 30-yard liner Berger gained 1 yard. He gained 6 yards on the
next trip. Varano made a first down
plunging through center. Berger
ran 25 yards to Edinboro’s 25-yard
line. Garbark ripped off 4. Varano
gained 12 yards off tackle. An in
complete pass over the goal gave the
ball to Edinboro on their 20-yard
line. A pass was incomplete. WalIqn tried without gain. Another
pass was broken up. Daly’s punt
was blocked and was recovered on
Allegheny’s 5-yard line. Garbark
put the ball on the 1-yard line find
Berger plunged over for a touch
down on the next play. Varano
place kicked the extra point. Alle
gheny 14, Edinboro 0. Berger kick
ed to H. Arrowsmith. The latter
ran 20 yards for the first long Edin
boro run. A lateral pass, H. Arrowsmith to Crevar, gained 22 yards
when the quarter ended. Score:
Allegheny 14, Edinboro 0.
Second Quarter
H. Arrowsmith gained 5 yards.
Morgan picked up 3 on a spinner.
Crevar crashed through center for
a first down. Edinboro was penal
ized 15 yards for holding. Ball on
Edinboro’s 48-yard line.
Morgan
passed to Fornelli for 14 yards. A
pass was incomplete.
Allegheny
took the ball. A pass was incomplete.
Another pass went the same way.
Garbark kicked to Morgan on the 25yard line. Morgan ran it back to
the 35 strip. Crevar gained 2. H.
Arrowsmith picked off 1 yard. Cre
var passed to Fornelli for a 13-yard
gain, putting the ball on the 50-yard
line. Crevar passed to Arnold for
18 yards. Morgan ran the ball for
a 7-yard gain. Crevar made another
first down by gaining 5 yards through
center. The ball was on the 20-yard
line. Crevar was held without gain.
Morgan gained 4 yards on a spin
ner. Crevar hurled a pass to Ar
nold and the latter was downed on
the 1-yard line. Morgan plunged
through center for a touchdown. Ar
nold’s place kick was good. Score:
Allegheny 14, Edinboro ' 7. Crevar
kicked off but Edinboro was penal
ized 5 yards for off side on the kick
off. Crevar kicked off again to
Marsh, who ran 30 yards to Edin
boro’s 40-yard line. Berger lost 8
yards on an attempted pass. Berger
picked up 3;. An incompleted pass.
Garbark kicked to Morgan on the 25yard line. Crevar nailed center for
a yard. H. Arrowsmith squirmed
for 4 yards. Morgan made first
down on the 37-yard line. H. Arrow-sncrith-wa# iiehi?^EdinbrarD penalized
5 yards. An incompleted pass. Cre
var fumbled. Daly kicked to the 41yard line. Berger passed to Boylan
for 30 yards. Garbark gained 4.
End of first half. Score: Allegheny
14, Edinboro 7.
Third Quarter
Varano kicked to Murphy. Edin
boro penalized 15 yards for holding.
Wallon gained 4 yards. Daly kick
ed to Garbark on Edinboro’s 39-yard
line. Garbark'-gained 2 yards. Var
ano picked up 8 yards and a first
down. Garbark gained 3 yards and
Berger duplicated it. A pass, Ber
ger to Varano, was good for 18 yards.
A pass, Berger to Garbark, was
fumbled after being caught but was
recovered over the goal by Wait for
a touchdown. Varano kicked the
extra point. Score: Allegheny 21,
Edinboro 7.
Berger kicked to Murphy on the
10 yard line and he ran it back to the
32-yard ^nark. A criss-cross lost 4
yards. Daly’s punt was blocked by
Cort, and it was Allegheny’s ball on
the 8-yard line. Varano skirted
right end for a touchdown. He fail
ed to make the extra point. Score:
Allegheny 27, Edinboro 7.
Murphy kicked to Garbark and he
returned it to the 45-yard line. Pass
g^ned 5 yards. Garbark’s pass to
Berger was good for 17 yards on the
Edinborb 32 mark. Garbark-Berger
pass netted 1 yard and they lost 3
SPORT VIGNETTES
The wells around Edinboro are cer
tain to dry up if the football players
don’t cease to pour so much water
down their throats. After they
prance around for about fifteen min
utes a contingent surround the buck
et and you wonder where all the fluid
goes—Th^ poor freshmen suffer in
this case—Maybe he carried water
for the elephants when he still be
lieved in Santa Claus—As a reward
he received a ticket for the circus
—Now he works for the circus as
the clown-—The football players es
tablish a safe distance between them
selves and the hockey players when
both outfits are practicing on the
same field—The manner in which
some of the girls swing those sticks
you are certain they aren’t wind
ing a clock—They should call the
game Hockey-Sockey—What do ybu
think—Won’t be long before foot
ball is over with and the basketball
men don their skimpy uniforms and
streak around the floor—There is a
(Continued on page 4)
yards on the same play the following
time. Allegheny passed over the
BUNNY AUTATE
goal. Edinboro’s ball on their own
20-yard line. Pass was incomplete.
Crevar gained 1 yard off guard. Cre
var punted from his own 15-yard
WELCOMES
line to his own 45-yard line. Gar
bark sliced off tackle for 15 yards.
TEACHERS INSTITUTE
Berger gained 5 yards. Garbark hit
center for 4 yards. Garbark made
a first down on the 29-yard line. Ber
CLEANING AND PRESSING
ger gained 3 yards. Varano gained
4 yards. Both Garbark and Vaiano
failed to gain. Edinboro took the
ball. Crevar gained 1 yard. Rose
ticked off 5 yards. End of third
quarter. Score: Allegheny 27, Ed^
WEIXOME INSTITUTE -tfwtifbbi^o 77
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Fourth Quarter
HOTEL EDINBORO
A pass, Crevar to Murphy, was
fumbled but was recovered by Mur
phy for a 1-yard gain. Crevar kick
RESTAURANT AND
ed to Sutter, who ran the ball to Ed
inboro’s 40-yard line. Ungermann
DINING ROOM
gained 4 yards. Pass was incomplete.
Another pass found no mark. Ber
SERVICE
i
ger passed to Sutter for 8 yards. A
first down on the Edinboro 28-yard
line. Berger gained 3 yards. Sut
ter was held. A pass was incomplete.
Edinboro took the ball after another MEET
incompleted pass. H. Arrowsmith
YOUR
passed to Crevar for 17 yards. Ar
nold lost 10 yards. A pass from
FRIENDS
Murphy was intercepted by Unger
HERE
mann, who ran to the Edinboro 13yard line. Allegheny finally passed
over the goal to give the ball to Ed
ON THE MAIN CORNER
inboro on their 20-yard line. Crevar
passed to Beck for 15 yards. Murphy
passed to Crevar for 5 yards. H.
Arrowsmith gained 3 yards. Crevar
kicked to Berger, who ran the ball
back to Edinboro’s 35-yard line. Ed
inboro was penalized 15 yards for
piling up. With the ball deep in WINNEY’S BEAUTY PARLOR
Edinboro territory, Ungermann pick
ed off 4 yards. Two incompleted
passes gave Allegheny 5 yards pen
alty. Edinboro’s ball. Crevar pas
KEEP A NEAT
sed to Murphy for 10 yards. End
of fourth quarter. Score: Allegheny
27, Edinboro 0.
APPEARANCE
First downs: Allegheny 14, Edin
boro 11.
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WONDER IF
MILFORD VISITS
COMMUNITY FAIR
CAMPUS CAPERS
It’s been an eventful week-end
The students enjoyed this column
with
the fair in town and the foot
last week—Manly ever gets tired of
Milford is back with you ' again ball game at Meadville—My eyes not
At a meeting of the Forum Club, dancing—The dogs caged up in those
Florence Silverthom was elected fruit boxes during the parade after a week’s absence and the ozone ed a number of students on the
president for the coming year. Other wouldn’t have liked a nice piece of in the immediate vicinity has im merry-go-round—Cunningham, Gensofficers were; John Hickey, vice meat off somebody’s shank—The mediately assumed an invigorating heimer and "Gherman got 'up the
president and Cora Reno secretary police chief’s auto goes faster than condition. Last week our ever-con- bright idea—The dance dn Saturday
and treasurer.
his motorcycle—Mary Gannon missed scious hero attended the Community was well attended—-although space
The Forum Club previous to this a night at the library since school Fair. Milford had nary an inten was at a premium—]\ftirphy looks
year was functioning at the Erie started—The Leaning Tower of Pisa tion of making his presence felt at good with his double chin—Had my
Branch but was moved to Edinboro will ever fall over—John Hickey will the village jamboree. He would have homework the other day and wasn’t
when the demand for this type of a ever become a Brisbane or Runyon— derived many more propitious mo called on—Wood and Pusey are seen
club grew in volume.
'Hope so, John, biit we’d like to beat ments yielding possession of his milk about town—I’m getting hungry—
The object of the club is to discuss you to it—A football filled with or basking in the primitiveness of a , Congrratulations to “Nutsie” on his
world peace, national and internat cement will bounce—The students huge forest searching for Wiffen- twenty-first birthday—Wallon and
But Milford’s best girl, Heffernan are so and so and so—
ional problems. These topics are of want this newspaper to continue or Puffs.
real Merest at present and many in fold—Joe Massa gets compensation Daisy, the dishwasher’s daughter, just another case of?—Davis joined
teresting discussions are looked for from the Warren Chamber of Com coaxed our hero to escort her to the the toothless fraternity last week—
ward to.
merce for talking so much in favor of fair. Apparently our Milford is The Silverthom sisters dress and act
Prof. H. J. Barrett is advisor for the town—Someone can tell me th4 under the hypnotical spell of Daisy. alike—The infirmary is quite busy
the club and with his wide knowledge number of revolutions that merry-go- Milford declined to accompany Daisy these days—Maybe I’m next—^Jolley,
when the scrupulous female put in Bauer and Benninghoff were in for
on world and national problems «the round made during it s stay here
Forum Club is sure to prosper.
Jack Cunningham liked his ride on her first bid, but when she offered to the Allegheny game—The Campus
All students are cordially welcom the horsie-go-up-and-down or merry allow'the Pumpernickle swain to hold Lunch is the hang-out between 0?3O
ed to join this club. Watch the an go-round if you’re going to be like her ice cream cone between licks at and 7:30 since the gym was torn up
nouncements for the next meeting that—Chuck Arnold and Bobo Lick the fair, Milford fell like a couple of • —If your dates ditched you look in
there—I’m writing this listening to
and be sure to attend.
were contemplating manufacturing arches on an eighty-year-old man.
the music at the fair—It’s terrible—
Milford
made
his
exit
from
his
cough drops last week—Ruth Reed
palpable living and sleeping; quarters East High has a couple of more
boosts
everything
like
she
talks
this
SPORT VINGETTES
paper up—She certainly is a pistol— and he was dressed for predatory ex athletes here in the person of Rose
If you don’t know what pistol is look ploitation. Covering his body was and Mifkovic—The Cardinals will
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win the series—Frances Davenport
huge pile of wood out in back of the in this column next week—It’s a a faded yellow suit. Milford's grand is always giggling—There’s supposed
father
had
lived
and
died
in
the
same
gym. Old flooring from the gym. compliment, Ruth:—The rest of thisi
and now his grandson utilized to be a dance on Saturday—Nothing
Tliis wood can make a”nice bonfire. pn'lnmT)' is donated to a charaQ^er^, suit
the
same
haberdashery. Qjp bis last has been said about it as. I write--*A part of a football voctory celebra called thKVillage Crier—Please, Mr.
day
on
earth
Milford’s grandpapa The “E” Club is throwing a hop on
tion. We hope that it will go up in or Mrs. Crier, tell us who you are.
him
that
he
wished that Miiford the twenty-first of November—^Fair
told
flames soon—The Curfew will select We won’t divulge the secret—From
-notice—Get your dates in advance
an All American and African animal now on the yam is unwinding from would wear the suit until the seat of —The girls at my table are falling
thi
pants
grew
to
be
as
shiny
as
a
football team—At the end positions a different ball—Mr. Sackett would
mirror.
Milford’s contemporaries down on their eating—McGorry and
we pick a couple of skunks—There like a rocking chair—Mr. Mudge will
told
Milford
that this would be an VanHorn enjoyed the dance at the
will be no one around them if they ever run short of “ands”—Clarence impossible task,
as they realized Mil fair—Pop Emery doesn’t like chick
Wagner
will
ever
talk
anything
but
want to catch a pass—At one tackle
ford's
energetic
habits
would prevent en any too well—ho hum—Among
will be a giraffe and at the other a nonsense—Someone can tell us where their pal from sitting still that long. the students seen at the dance were
the
off-campus
students
thrive—They
hippopotamus—A rhinocerous and a
Blaney, Bradshaw, Arrowsmith, Lc'atraffic cop would make a fine set of seem to be left out of most every What do you think?
cock, Maranda, Murphy, Forness amd
thing—
Mr..
VanHouten
practices
Over
and
above
the
suit
the
ack
guards—They are built o hthe same
so many others iny mind is gping
lines—At the center post we put a everjrthing he preaches — Emmett nowledged owner of‘Cicero, the cow, blank—At last food has arrived, so
Parker
is
oriented
now—Daddy
Sack
was wearing a cap made of the i’ll leave you for the pleasant ta :k
turtle—They can snap back and that
is just what a good football team ett ever loses the twinkle in his eyes feathers of a Wiffen-Puff. What the of eating—And by the way, do som ::needs. Somebody that can snap a —John Smith will catch up in his smart man of the day wears was dis thing, get a little life into you, so
ball back fine—At quarterback we sleep. He has been making a gal tinctly portrayed by Milford. He that I’ll have lots of dope for my
select the kangaroo—The blamed lant effort of late in the European wore no shoes, as his athletes foot next column.
thing can hide the ball in it’s pouch history class—Dave Yomtob ever was exceptionally irritable that even
and run for a touchdown every time. frowns at a girl—Bob Gibson ever ing.
—Now we need a splendid kicker— dates. Cambridge is so interesting
At the bend in the road Milford
—George Rothrock has the Erie met Daisy. The Pumpernickle vamp George Dunlop, of Princeton, has
Center Welfare Committee at his had borrowed her mother’s wearing been the intercollegiate golf champ
Send a Curfew to a friend.
desk at Edinboro—Perry House is apparel because the old lady was ion for the past two years.
still a bug-bear to Miss Kunkel— working the night shift ait the Wal
Helen Lasko has springs—Chapman dorf. Milford specifically Stated that
is feeling better toward Mr. Van he wanted no man to talk about torch
MRS. BILKEY
PLATE DINNERS
Houten and Ed Meas—Doris Nason is so I will be unable to describe her
contented—Lucy Dundon ever uses minutely. However, I will adopt a
THE WAYSIDE INN
her eyes to read—Bill Bannister re state of clandistinity and tell you
AND SUPPERS
members the crossing of the Dele- that Daisy looked like a marathon
35c
ware—Mary Faye ever gets up on dancer on her 1000th lap.
Together they nieandered, finger
time—Margaret Woolford ever rides
LUNCHES SERVED
in
finger, to the merry-go-round
—There is anything left of the golf
Milford put Daisy on the inside steed
course—Miss Ruttle ever plays golf and elevated himself to the horse on
H I L L’ S
AT ALL HOURS
in Edinboro—Miss Smith has a heart the outside. The amusement device
(Editor would like to know whether
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Media of