RINGS EVERY WEDNESDAY VOL 1—No. 3 COLLEGE CURFEW EDINBORO STATE TEACHERS COLLEGE, EDINBORO, PA., WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1931 “MIRTH BY BIRTH” Sc per copy EDINBORO WELCOMES INSTITUTE EDINBORO HANDED DEFEAT IN FIRST GRIDIRON TILT TEACHERS HERE FOR ERIE COUNTY INSTITUTE MEET A game and courageous Edinboro team went down to a 27-7 defeat at the hands of Allegheny College last Saturday at Meadville. Greatly outV, eighed, the Teachers put up a stub­ born battle and at times completely tamed the Alligators. The game started in a listless man­ ner but came to life when t^arano ran 50 yards and Garbark came right back with a sweep of 28 yards for a touchdown. Varano kicked the point after the touchdown, Murphy was hurt on the play as he ..attempted to tackle Garbark. Allegheny lost an opportunity to score a moment later when they Normal Hall, one of the first build-1 of this building will be the . main fumbled on the two-yard line. How­ ings to be erected at Edinboro State j headquarters for the teachers inever, they blocked a kick and on the Teachers College. The chapel room stitute. Edinboro is playing host to the teachers of Erie County this week in holding the annual institute here. This is the first time in a long while that the institute has been here and we can feel honored. The students and faculty of Edin­ boro State Teachers College welcome our visitors and will make every ef­ fort to aid in making the conclave a pleasant one. Practically all of the lectures will be given in the chapel. Students are invited to attend these meetings. County Superintendent Hadlock will "be officially-in charge. The nierchants and food empor­ iums are also making a real effort to aid in the succes^of the meetings. 'Aa'a'whole tHe students and facul­ ty are more than happy in having the privilege of being host to the teach­ ers of Erie County. . first ckfed The i^ointr In the second quarter Edinboro completely outplayed the Methodist and scored their only touchdown of the game. With Morgan dipping passes and Crevar hitting the lin they worked the ball up to the onefoot line, from where Morgan sneak­ ed over for the touchdown. Arnold kicked the point after touchdown. Allegheny completed the scoring for the game by counting 13 points in the third quarter. Both touch­ downs came on breaks that put the winners in a scoring position. Edinboro received a setback when Monte Scott, fleet-footed halfback, r crived an injury to his shoulder in the second quarter and was forced out of the game. Scott’s end runs would have menaced the Allegheny team to no little extent. Captain *Art Arrowsmith was the outstanding man on the field. Time after time he clipped out the inter­ ference or nailed his man. Morgan, who took Murphy’s place when the latter was hurt, also turned in ar good game. Taken as a whole, the future teachers put up a hard-fought battle, and despite the odfds against them they never gave up until the final whistle had blown. ' That’s the spirit that will bring results. Send a Curfew to a friend. 7? ’ ' CURFEW LAUNCHES CAMPAIGN Commencing Tuesday the College Curfew is going to start a campaign to get subscribers to this news sheet. The subscriptions are for the balance of the first semester and will be fifty cents.* This will take care of ten issues. ' Tills step in the promotion of our paper is absolutely necessary. If you students want a school paper we’ll print it. But if we don’t get 350 subscriptions by Friday night the game is over. If you are approached by a can­ vasser sign up for the paper. No de­ posit will be necessary until we reach our quota, If the quota is not reach­ ed, the school has seen the last of the College Curfew. You who are interested in this paper, and you all should be if you have any spirit at all, should rally GRIDDERS FETED behind his drive and push it over the top. Encourage your neighbor.s and get them all to sign up for the Cur­ few. On Wednesday morning and every morning alter that the total amounts of subscribers will be |^osted in the bulletin in Normal Hall. If the tap of the scale is reached by Friday night the Curfew will go on and on. On Monday and Tuesday the can­ vassers will collect the money and on Wednesday the Curfew will be dis­ tributed. They will be delivered to both dormitories and off-campus boys and girls can get their copies from either of the two editors. Remember, if you want a school paper, subscribe to the Curfew. Let’s all subscribe and make it a 100 per cent campaign ‘E” CLUB ELECTS The “E” Club held its first meet­ ing of the year last week and elected officers for the ensuing year. James E. Watson was chosen to lead the clubbers for the coming year. Wat­ son has been a three-year letterman. Jack Daly, in the role of vice presi­ dent, will be Watson’s understudy. The post of secretary-treasurer fell into the hands of Bob Bennett. The “E” Club has made arrange­ ments to hold its annual fall dance the third week in November. At present the night of November 21 has been selected. This group of boys comprises the lettermeh of the school and in order to become a member one must earn the coveted “E.” “Sox” Harrison is the advisor for the gropp, ----------------\ When John Goldman was in Syra­ cuse and George Detore was in Col­ gate, they opposed each other in many games, and now both are mem­ bers of the Cleveland American League team. If our townsfolk feel that way about our team lets all you students The Hotel Edinboro Restaurant follow and become real, boosters. showed real school spirit by tendering the football squad a supper the first Note that -twenty-five of the big part of this week. football teams of the country are The management showed real in­ outfitted in a new style of football terest in the gridders and offered this pants. They are knitted and are The Navy has^ eleven football ‘•feed’’ to the boys to show them they tight fitting. Yet they say football coaches. Almost enough to start a can cpqnt on their support. is rough. team of their own. I % ■ t / COLLEGE CURFEW PAGE 2 COLLEGE CURFEW Owned, Edited and published by M. JOHN HARDING A Scotchman was run over by a to the raising of the workmen.” A. LYMAN COHEN Girl—“Is he a Socialist?” beet wagon and for the first time the BUNKER HILL CHUCKLE CHUCKLE GIVES ORATION (Continued from last week) Boy—“No, he makes alarm cl<^ks.” “In my short but tempestuous car­ Beans by the bushel. eer I have not infrequently been “Oh, I say, Adam, what kind of a Potatoes by the peck. thrust into variegated situations, the The boys call her goitre. leaf shall I wear tonight?” exigencies^ of which compelled me to She’s a pain in the neck. “Just a leaf of absence.” employ the uttermost iota of intelli­ “Here I’ve been roasting over this gence which laid (or shall I say lay) In Spain they call the bull-throw­ stove all day,” said Bridget to Mike on the most inaccessible shelves of ers Senors. my occipital cavities. In the United States they are cal­ upon his return from work, “while “My life has been an incessant in­ you've been passing the day in that led Senators. terminable crescendo of conflicting nice cool sewer.” urges and desires. On the one hand What is the lowest thing on earth? Some women get married so often was my youthful desire to be like The ring around a Scotchman’s that wedding bells sound like an youse guys, young, carefree and happy without worrys, on the other bathtub when the water is checked alarm clock. hand was the desire to seek woik by a meter. “See that goofy looking bird over and support my dear father and Old Maid—“Why did you take the there? He’s a professor of—er— mother, now dependent upon my pro­ legs off your bed?” what are those people called that tection and pecuniary remuneration. Other Old Maid—“No man is go­ look for bugs.” “Praise be to Allah! I have suc­ ing to hide under my bed.” ceeded. I have eluded the viperous “Chambermaids.” agents of iniquity and misfortune. Chapman 1—“Do you think your “In all my four years of life I Manager (to opera applicant) — stockings will be filled for Christ­ “Do you know anything about Car­ have never yet succumbed to the . mas?’’ pernicious, insidious, extra curricular men?” Chapman 2^“Yes, if I can keep Hopeful Hattie—“Well, I was out activities of modern youth, such as them on.” with a couple of conductors last necking, smoking Luckies or going to parties. And let me tell youse guys, night.” you don’t hafta do these things tuh Blaney was told to use the words be popular. depart, depends, and deceit in a “I hear that your boy-friend wants “I hear you are soon to have an sentence. . The product read as fol­ evening soshul. That is indeed -a lows—“De part of de pends what ti^ settle down and own a home.” “Well, he’s got a good-^ii^-X privilege. My. : dear - father wears otSY first is de seat.” gave him the gate last night. mother (would they were here) al­ ways encouraged me in, the terpisA short ocean story: Sail, Teacher—“Mike, can you tell us chorean art and taught me a' few Gale, the difference between stoic and steps. (Encouraged by the students Master Hill went into a dance, dur­ Pale, cynic?” ^ Rail. Mike—“Sure, Teacher, de stoic ing which the lunch bell rang.) “My beloved friends,’’ shouted brought our baby and Mama vashes Bunky, as the students rushed out, him in de sinick.” Boy—“My father has contributed “I trust my admonitions have not been in vain. Beware of halitosis! Beware of the temptations to cut class and be sure to use Pepsodent INSTITUTE WELCOME twice a day. I thank you.” A change in the plans for the an­ FROSH TO BE GUESTS nual homecoming football game has been announced. The annual upperclassmen’s dance Instead of having homecoming for for the freshmen will be held Satur­ week-end the week-end of October day night in the gymnasium. 17, the event will fall in November Harold Chapin is chairman of the SPECIAL LUNCHES 7. This was due to an institute meet committee in charge of the dance. down state. Miss Kunkel is advisor. California >^as to be the attraction SANDWICHES Upperclassmen will be taxed one for the original plans, but a real dollar, with frosh being Ihe guests of on the new date. None other than \ and the upperclassmen. honest-to-goodness game will be had our friends from Slippery Rock will A great college coach said: GOOD COFFEE be the opposition. “College track and athletics stand for personal courage, individuality and were those who enjoyed the greatest self-reliance. It is a feature of col­ opportunity for self-expression, who lege life that wields to the improve­ were able to bt thtmselves, to make ment of the mind, the importance of use of their talents, pursue their individual responsibility, and reliance THE CAMPUS LUNCH natural bents and, above all else, ac­ upon self.” complish things in which they felt they played a leading part. Slippery Rock beat California on FOR THE BITE THAT’S RITE Saturday -6-0. California appears^ at Send a Curfew to a friend. Edinboro on October 17th. drinks were on him. EDITORIAL A great many of us have acquired the unfortunate habit of talking too much. We purport to know too much about the other fellow and his per­ sonal business affairs. Without mak­ ing sure of our facts we proceed to collect and pass out gossip. A great many persons, as soon as they see or hear of something a little suspicious, proceed to make it the shaky founda­ tion for their next conversation. One of the very best methods to pursue in try-lines become more ex­ tended, but for the present peddling idle gossip is to adopt and live up to the following rule: ( Whenever you are tempted to tell a bit of gossip you have heard, or whenever you see something that you do not understand, give it this test before you tell it: Would you be willing to write out, sign your name to and pass around the gossip which you have heard or the suspicions which have been arous­ ed in you by what you have seen or —htssrd? Could-you honestly say that what you are about to say or repeat would be right, and that by repeat­ ing it you would not be injuring any­ one and would not object to having xit published over your signature? If what you might otherwise say will not bear this test, let it alone. Let the subject drop right there. If you won’t sign it, you are suspicious of it, so—DON’T SAY IT. As a distinguished economist points out, prosperity does not consist of what people earn, or what they spend, but the difference which the major­ ity of them have left. Nor should that difference be re­ garded as entirely a matter of cash. The reason we want prosperity is a belief that it promotes happiness, which is obviously does up to a cer­ tain point. People cannot be happy if they are hungry, cold or scared of the future. Once the necessities of life have been provided for, however, pros­ perity must include something be­ sides cash and security to promote happiness. What is that something? Falling back on your own experi­ ence, who are the happiest people you have known—^not in your youth, not in the middle life, not at any par­ ticular time, but on an average which held up to the end? The happiest people I have known HOMECOMING GAME 4 COLLEGE CURFEW PAGE 3 SATURDAYS GAME PLAY BY PLAY ALLEGHENY 27, EDINBORO 7 ■ Murphy, of Edinboro, kicked off to Garbark, Garbark ran the ball back to thft 30-yard line. Garbark gained 4 yards at tackle. Berger gained 3 yards. Allegheny was pen­ alized 15 yards. Varano picked up 3. Garbark kicked to Murphy on the 26-yard line. Wallon gained 4. Wallon gained 2. Wallon picked up 1. Daly kicked to Allegheny’s 26yard line. Berger gained 3 yards. Garbark was held to 1 j/'ard gain. Garbark punted to Edinboro’s 27yard line. Wallon picked up 3 and was* held for no gjain on the next try. Allegheny took time out. A triple pass, Murphy to Rose to Christian, nested 8 yards. Daly kicked to Al­ legheny’s 11-yard line. Varano rip* ped off a 40-yard run. Garbark ran 49 yards for a touchdown. Varano’s try for the extra point was success­ ful. Score: Allegheny 7 Edinboro 0. Berger kicked off to Christian, who ran the ball back 20 yards. Wallon gained but 1 yard. Murphy sliced through center for 4 yards. Murphy 'fumbled, but recovered. The loss was 3 yards. Daly punted to Aliu'n>-'-'4t-ghe»y’S'. 30-yard liner Berger gained 1 yard. He gained 6 yards on the next trip. Varano made a first down plunging through center. Berger ran 25 yards to Edinboro’s 25-yard line. Garbark ripped off 4. Varano gained 12 yards off tackle. An in­ complete pass over the goal gave the ball to Edinboro on their 20-yard line. A pass was incomplete. WalIqn tried without gain. Another pass was broken up. Daly’s punt was blocked and was recovered on Allegheny’s 5-yard line. Garbark put the ball on the 1-yard line find Berger plunged over for a touch­ down on the next play. Varano place kicked the extra point. Alle­ gheny 14, Edinboro 0. Berger kick­ ed to H. Arrowsmith. The latter ran 20 yards for the first long Edin­ boro run. A lateral pass, H. Arrowsmith to Crevar, gained 22 yards when the quarter ended. Score: Allegheny 14, Edinboro 0. Second Quarter H. Arrowsmith gained 5 yards. Morgan picked up 3 on a spinner. Crevar crashed through center for a first down. Edinboro was penal­ ized 15 yards for holding. Ball on Edinboro’s 48-yard line. Morgan passed to Fornelli for 14 yards. A pass was incomplete. Allegheny took the ball. A pass was incomplete. Another pass went the same way. Garbark kicked to Morgan on the 25yard line. Morgan ran it back to the 35 strip. Crevar gained 2. H. Arrowsmith picked off 1 yard. Cre­ var passed to Fornelli for a 13-yard gain, putting the ball on the 50-yard line. Crevar passed to Arnold for 18 yards. Morgan ran the ball for a 7-yard gain. Crevar made another first down by gaining 5 yards through center. The ball was on the 20-yard line. Crevar was held without gain. Morgan gained 4 yards on a spin­ ner. Crevar hurled a pass to Ar­ nold and the latter was downed on the 1-yard line. Morgan plunged through center for a touchdown. Ar­ nold’s place kick was good. Score: Allegheny 14, Edinboro ' 7. Crevar kicked off but Edinboro was penal­ ized 5 yards for off side on the kick­ off. Crevar kicked off again to Marsh, who ran 30 yards to Edin­ boro’s 40-yard line. Berger lost 8 yards on an attempted pass. Berger picked up 3;. An incompleted pass. Garbark kicked to Morgan on the 25yard line. Crevar nailed center for a yard. H. Arrowsmith squirmed for 4 yards. Morgan made first down on the 37-yard line. H. Arrow-sncrith-wa# iiehi?^EdinbrarD penalized 5 yards. An incompleted pass. Cre var fumbled. Daly kicked to the 41yard line. Berger passed to Boylan for 30 yards. Garbark gained 4. End of first half. Score: Allegheny 14, Edinboro 7. Third Quarter Varano kicked to Murphy. Edin­ boro penalized 15 yards for holding. Wallon gained 4 yards. Daly kick­ ed to Garbark on Edinboro’s 39-yard line. Garbark'-gained 2 yards. Var­ ano picked up 8 yards and a first down. Garbark gained 3 yards and Berger duplicated it. A pass, Ber­ ger to Varano, was good for 18 yards. A pass, Berger to Garbark, was fumbled after being caught but was recovered over the goal by Wait for a touchdown. Varano kicked the extra point. Score: Allegheny 21, Edinboro 7. Berger kicked to Murphy on the 10 yard line and he ran it back to the 32-yard ^nark. A criss-cross lost 4 yards. Daly’s punt was blocked by Cort, and it was Allegheny’s ball on the 8-yard line. Varano skirted right end for a touchdown. He fail­ ed to make the extra point. Score: Allegheny 27, Edinboro 7. Murphy kicked to Garbark and he returned it to the 45-yard line. Pass g^ned 5 yards. Garbark’s pass to Berger was good for 17 yards on the Edinborb 32 mark. Garbark-Berger pass netted 1 yard and they lost 3 SPORT VIGNETTES The wells around Edinboro are cer­ tain to dry up if the football players don’t cease to pour so much water down their throats. After they prance around for about fifteen min­ utes a contingent surround the buck­ et and you wonder where all the fluid goes—Th^ poor freshmen suffer in this case—Maybe he carried water for the elephants when he still be­ lieved in Santa Claus—As a reward he received a ticket for the circus —Now he works for the circus as the clown-—The football players es­ tablish a safe distance between them­ selves and the hockey players when both outfits are practicing on the same field—The manner in which some of the girls swing those sticks you are certain they aren’t wind­ ing a clock—They should call the game Hockey-Sockey—What do ybu think—Won’t be long before foot­ ball is over with and the basketball men don their skimpy uniforms and streak around the floor—There is a (Continued on page 4) yards on the same play the following time. Allegheny passed over the BUNNY AUTATE goal. Edinboro’s ball on their own 20-yard line. Pass was incomplete. Crevar gained 1 yard off guard. Cre­ var punted from his own 15-yard WELCOMES line to his own 45-yard line. Gar­ bark sliced off tackle for 15 yards. TEACHERS INSTITUTE Berger gained 5 yards. Garbark hit center for 4 yards. Garbark made a first down on the 29-yard line. Ber­ CLEANING AND PRESSING ger gained 3 yards. Varano gained 4 yards. Both Garbark and Vaiano failed to gain. Edinboro took the ball. Crevar gained 1 yard. Rose ticked off 5 yards. End of third quarter. Score: Allegheny 27, Ed^ WEIXOME INSTITUTE -tfwtifbbi^o 77 ' 5^' Fourth Quarter HOTEL EDINBORO A pass, Crevar to Murphy, was fumbled but was recovered by Mur­ phy for a 1-yard gain. Crevar kick­ RESTAURANT AND ed to Sutter, who ran the ball to Ed­ inboro’s 40-yard line. Ungermann DINING ROOM gained 4 yards. Pass was incomplete. Another pass found no mark. Ber­ SERVICE i ger passed to Sutter for 8 yards. A first down on the Edinboro 28-yard line. Berger gained 3 yards. Sut­ ter was held. A pass was incomplete. Edinboro took the ball after another MEET incompleted pass. H. Arrowsmith YOUR passed to Crevar for 17 yards. Ar­ nold lost 10 yards. A pass from FRIENDS Murphy was intercepted by Unger­ HERE mann, who ran to the Edinboro 13yard line. Allegheny finally passed over the goal to give the ball to Ed­ ON THE MAIN CORNER inboro on their 20-yard line. Crevar passed to Beck for 15 yards. Murphy passed to Crevar for 5 yards. H. Arrowsmith gained 3 yards. Crevar kicked to Berger, who ran the ball back to Edinboro’s 35-yard line. Ed­ inboro was penalized 15 yards for piling up. With the ball deep in WINNEY’S BEAUTY PARLOR Edinboro territory, Ungermann pick­ ed off 4 yards. Two incompleted passes gave Allegheny 5 yards pen­ alty. Edinboro’s ball. Crevar pas­ KEEP A NEAT sed to Murphy for 10 yards. End of fourth quarter. Score: Allegheny 27, Edinboro 0. APPEARANCE First downs: Allegheny 14, Edin­ boro 11. PAGE 4 SILVERTHORNE IS FORUM PRESIDENT / COLLEGE CURFEW WONDER IF MILFORD VISITS COMMUNITY FAIR CAMPUS CAPERS It’s been an eventful week-end The students enjoyed this column with the fair in town and the foot­ last week—Manly ever gets tired of Milford is back with you ' again ball game at Meadville—My eyes not­ At a meeting of the Forum Club, dancing—The dogs caged up in those Florence Silverthom was elected fruit boxes during the parade after a week’s absence and the ozone ed a number of students on the president for the coming year. Other wouldn’t have liked a nice piece of in the immediate vicinity has im­ merry-go-round—Cunningham, Gensofficers were; John Hickey, vice meat off somebody’s shank—The mediately assumed an invigorating heimer and "Gherman got 'up the president and Cora Reno secretary police chief’s auto goes faster than condition. Last week our ever-con- bright idea—The dance dn Saturday and treasurer. his motorcycle—Mary Gannon missed scious hero attended the Community was well attended—-although space The Forum Club previous to this a night at the library since school Fair. Milford had nary an inten­ was at a premium—]\ftirphy looks year was functioning at the Erie started—The Leaning Tower of Pisa tion of making his presence felt at good with his double chin—Had my Branch but was moved to Edinboro will ever fall over—John Hickey will the village jamboree. He would have homework the other day and wasn’t when the demand for this type of a ever become a Brisbane or Runyon— derived many more propitious mo­ called on—Wood and Pusey are seen club grew in volume. 'Hope so, John, biit we’d like to beat ments yielding possession of his milk about town—I’m getting hungry— The object of the club is to discuss you to it—A football filled with or basking in the primitiveness of a , Congrratulations to “Nutsie” on his world peace, national and internat­ cement will bounce—The students huge forest searching for Wiffen- twenty-first birthday—Wallon and But Milford’s best girl, Heffernan are so and so and so— ional problems. These topics are of want this newspaper to continue or Puffs. real Merest at present and many in­ fold—Joe Massa gets compensation Daisy, the dishwasher’s daughter, just another case of?—Davis joined teresting discussions are looked for­ from the Warren Chamber of Com­ coaxed our hero to escort her to the the toothless fraternity last week— ward to. merce for talking so much in favor of fair. Apparently our Milford is The Silverthom sisters dress and act Prof. H. J. Barrett is advisor for the town—Someone can tell me th4 under the hypnotical spell of Daisy. alike—The infirmary is quite busy the club and with his wide knowledge number of revolutions that merry-go- Milford declined to accompany Daisy these days—Maybe I’m next—^Jolley, when the scrupulous female put in Bauer and Benninghoff were in for on world and national problems «the round made during it s stay here Forum Club is sure to prosper. Jack Cunningham liked his ride on her first bid, but when she offered to the Allegheny game—The Campus All students are cordially welcom­ the horsie-go-up-and-down or merry allow'the Pumpernickle swain to hold Lunch is the hang-out between 0?3O ed to join this club. Watch the an­ go-round if you’re going to be like her ice cream cone between licks at and 7:30 since the gym was torn up nouncements for the next meeting that—Chuck Arnold and Bobo Lick the fair, Milford fell like a couple of • —If your dates ditched you look in there—I’m writing this listening to and be sure to attend. were contemplating manufacturing arches on an eighty-year-old man. the music at the fair—It’s terrible— Milford made his exit from his cough drops last week—Ruth Reed palpable living and sleeping; quarters East High has a couple of more boosts everything like she talks this SPORT VINGETTES paper up—She certainly is a pistol— and he was dressed for predatory ex­ athletes here in the person of Rose If you don’t know what pistol is look ploitation. Covering his body was and Mifkovic—The Cardinals will (Continued from page 3) win the series—Frances Davenport huge pile of wood out in back of the in this column next week—It’s a a faded yellow suit. Milford's grand­ is always giggling—There’s supposed father had lived and died in the same gym. Old flooring from the gym. compliment, Ruth:—The rest of thisi and now his grandson utilized to be a dance on Saturday—Nothing Tliis wood can make a”nice bonfire. pn'lnmT)' is donated to a charaQ^er^, suit the same haberdashery. Qjp bis last has been said about it as. I write--*A part of a football voctory celebra­ called thKVillage Crier—Please, Mr. day on earth Milford’s grandpapa The “E” Club is throwing a hop on tion. We hope that it will go up in or Mrs. Crier, tell us who you are. him that he wished that Miiford the twenty-first of November—^Fair told flames soon—The Curfew will select We won’t divulge the secret—From -notice—Get your dates in advance an All American and African animal now on the yam is unwinding from would wear the suit until the seat of —The girls at my table are falling thi pants grew to be as shiny as a football team—At the end positions a different ball—Mr. Sackett would mirror. Milford’s contemporaries down on their eating—McGorry and we pick a couple of skunks—There like a rocking chair—Mr. Mudge will told Milford that this would be an VanHorn enjoyed the dance at the will be no one around them if they ever run short of “ands”—Clarence impossible task, as they realized Mil­ fair—Pop Emery doesn’t like chick­ Wagner will ever talk anything but want to catch a pass—At one tackle ford's energetic habits would prevent en any too well—ho hum—Among will be a giraffe and at the other a nonsense—Someone can tell us where their pal from sitting still that long. the students seen at the dance were the off-campus students thrive—They hippopotamus—A rhinocerous and a Blaney, Bradshaw, Arrowsmith, Lc'atraffic cop would make a fine set of seem to be left out of most every­ What do you think? cock, Maranda, Murphy, Forness amd thing— Mr.. VanHouten practices Over and above the suit the ack­ guards—They are built o hthe same so many others iny mind is gping lines—At the center post we put a everjrthing he preaches — Emmett nowledged owner of‘Cicero, the cow, blank—At last food has arrived, so Parker is oriented now—Daddy Sack­ was wearing a cap made of the i’ll leave you for the pleasant ta :k turtle—They can snap back and that is just what a good football team ett ever loses the twinkle in his eyes feathers of a Wiffen-Puff. What the of eating—And by the way, do som ::needs. Somebody that can snap a —John Smith will catch up in his smart man of the day wears was dis­ thing, get a little life into you, so ball back fine—At quarterback we sleep. He has been making a gal­ tinctly portrayed by Milford. He that I’ll have lots of dope for my select the kangaroo—The blamed lant effort of late in the European wore no shoes, as his athletes foot next column. thing can hide the ball in it’s pouch history class—Dave Yomtob ever was exceptionally irritable that even­ and run for a touchdown every time. frowns at a girl—Bob Gibson ever ing. —Now we need a splendid kicker— dates. Cambridge is so interesting At the bend in the road Milford —George Rothrock has the Erie met Daisy. The Pumpernickle vamp George Dunlop, of Princeton, has Center Welfare Committee at his had borrowed her mother’s wearing been the intercollegiate golf champ­ Send a Curfew to a friend. desk at Edinboro—Perry House is apparel because the old lady was ion for the past two years. still a bug-bear to Miss Kunkel— working the night shift ait the Wal­ Helen Lasko has springs—Chapman dorf. Milford specifically Stated that is feeling better toward Mr. Van­ he wanted no man to talk about torch MRS. BILKEY PLATE DINNERS Houten and Ed Meas—Doris Nason is so I will be unable to describe her contented—Lucy Dundon ever uses minutely. However, I will adopt a THE WAYSIDE INN her eyes to read—Bill Bannister re­ state of clandistinity and tell you AND SUPPERS members the crossing of the Dele- that Daisy looked like a marathon 35c ware—Mary Faye ever gets up on dancer on her 1000th lap. Together they nieandered, finger time—Margaret Woolford ever rides LUNCHES SERVED in finger, to the merry-go-round —There is anything left of the golf Milford put Daisy on the inside steed course—Miss Ruttle ever plays golf and elevated himself to the horse on H I L L’ S AT ALL HOURS in Edinboro—Miss Smith has a heart the outside. The amusement device (Editor would like to know whether (Continued next week)