CAMPUS NEWS



Mr. Headland— (Speaking of arch-
itecture). “What’s Greek about the
main building ?”’

New Student—‘“It’s all Greek!”

Miss Mary, (discussing composi-
tion subjects,)—And what’s the mat-
ter with spring? It’s just like wint-
er isn’t it?



Heard in class—‘Spiders are use-
ful objects in education. We study
them in nature study, write about
them in English, and fry things on
them in domestic science.”



One of the teachers was heard to
remark when at the closing of the
period there was a general putting on
of sweaters and coats, “This reminds
me of church just previous to the
benediction. Please remember we
haven’t said Amen yet.”



In History class:

Mr. Headland: Did the prehistor-
ic man have any fowls?

Kilbert: (Unconsciously)
dogs!

yes,



The extension classes are organized

at Turtle Creek, Chicora, Butler and.

New Castle. Dr. L. E. Heinmiller is
director of the Bureau of Education-
al Service.



No mattresses were carried to the
laundry the first week of school.
Weather did not permit.



Mr. Ruff—(in hygiene) What is
man made of ?

Student—Adam’s rib.

Mr. Ruff—No, that was woman.



Mr. I. C. Williams.
constant change in the physical
world) “Seven years from now you
will not be Miss Smith, will you ?”

Miss Smith. “I hope not”.

(illustrating



Dr. 'E.—During this school year
the members of the faculty and their
wives will be admitted to the enter-
tainments on their good looks.

Mr. D.— How about the unmarried
ones?

Mr, L.—They will be admitted on
their good judgment.

THE SLIPPERY ROCKET

Class of 1901. Sarah B. Morrison
was married to Samuel Shank of
Pittsburgh on Saturday, Octcber 4.



Snipe hunting in the evening is
very interesting indeed. Just ask
Levi Munson, a newcomer, how many
he bagged?



Word has been received that Miss
Florence Dick, of last year’s class,
was married to Earl Redgers of New
Castle on September 4th. They are
making their home in Elwood City.



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Dr. and Mrs. Eisenberg gave an in-
formal reception to the faculty on
Saturday evening preceeding the op-
ening of school.

Beotty and Bobby Repogle, grand-
children of Mr. and Mrs. 1. C. Wil-
lianms, celebrated their fourth birth-
day on Sept. 22. Mr. and Mrs. Fur-
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ouests of Mr. and Mrs. Williams on
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Williams.

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