CAMPUS NEWS Mr. Headland— (Speaking of arch- itecture). “What’s Greek about the main building ?”’ New Student—‘“It’s all Greek!” Miss Mary, (discussing composi- tion subjects,)—And what’s the mat- ter with spring? It’s just like wint- er isn’t it? Heard in class—‘Spiders are use- ful objects in education. We study them in nature study, write about them in English, and fry things on them in domestic science.” One of the teachers was heard to remark when at the closing of the period there was a general putting on of sweaters and coats, “This reminds me of church just previous to the benediction. Please remember we haven’t said Amen yet.” In History class: Mr. Headland: Did the prehistor- ic man have any fowls? Kilbert: (Unconsciously) dogs! yes, The extension classes are organized at Turtle Creek, Chicora, Butler and. New Castle. Dr. L. E. Heinmiller is director of the Bureau of Education- al Service. No mattresses were carried to the laundry the first week of school. Weather did not permit. Mr. Ruff—(in hygiene) What is man made of ? Student—Adam’s rib. Mr. Ruff—No, that was woman. Mr. I. C. Williams. constant change in the physical world) “Seven years from now you will not be Miss Smith, will you ?” Miss Smith. “I hope not”. (illustrating Dr. 'E.—During this school year the members of the faculty and their wives will be admitted to the enter- tainments on their good looks. Mr. D.— How about the unmarried ones? Mr, L.—They will be admitted on their good judgment. THE SLIPPERY ROCKET Class of 1901. Sarah B. Morrison was married to Samuel Shank of Pittsburgh on Saturday, Octcber 4. Snipe hunting in the evening is very interesting indeed. Just ask Levi Munson, a newcomer, how many he bagged? Word has been received that Miss Florence Dick, of last year’s class, was married to Earl Redgers of New Castle on September 4th. They are making their home in Elwood City. VEED ) T Stinpery Rock Garage ¢ John Cianchetti, Prop. — Auto Sales and Sorvice — AICCESSORIES ard REPAIRS GAS and OIL R O § D ) I (- OED( WD ) TWD VLRI O OO D O DR. W. A. SPROULL DENTIST Slippery Rock, Penn’a. KERR, GIBSON & COMPANY DRY GOODS SHOES - MILLINERY FRIEDMAN & ALPER “The Right Meat Market” GROCERIES, FLOUR, FEED, AND SCHOOL SUPPLIES Slippery Rock, Penn’a. - . " J. L. Friedman & Bro. DRY GOODS, MEN’S AND LADIES’ CLOTHING Closed on Saturday Slippery Rock, - - SHOES Penn’a. C.W. SHAFFER FRESH AND SALTED MEATS OYSTERS AND FISH SLIPPERY ROCK, PENN'A PHONE 92 Dr. and Mrs. Eisenberg gave an in- formal reception to the faculty on Saturday evening preceeding the op- ening of school. Beotty and Bobby Repogle, grand- children of Mr. and Mrs. 1. C. Wil- lianms, celebrated their fourth birth- day on Sept. 22. Mr. and Mrs. Fur- ry of Youngstown, Ohio, weire the ouests of Mr. and Mrs. Williams on that day. Betty and Bobby are mak- ing their home with My. and Mrs. Williams. C. 0. Uber, Residence Phone 12-1 J. . Gardner, Residence Phone 34-A UBER & SONS FURNITURE Undertaking and Embalming Slippery Rock, - - - . Penn’a. W. A. BAKER SERVICE STATION GASOLINE : : : : MOBILOILS Miller and Kelley-Springfield Tires Prompt Service Right Prices Main Street Slippery Rock, Pa. W. G. KISSICK’S STATIONERY CONFECTIONERY SCHOOL SUPPLIES D. L. BILLINGSLEY ARTISTIC PHOTOGRAPHER Slippery Rock, Penn’a. F. W. DENGLER FANCY BAKED GOODS AND CONFECTIONERY Slippery Rock, Penn’a. A BOWERS & SON DRUGGISTS Slippery Rock, Penn’a. W. J. MAYBURY DRUGGIST Slippery Rock, Penn’a. You Don’t Have Tovae Hungry " —To Eat At— JIM’S PLACE Where Particular People Eat MEALS - LUNCHES - SODAS - CANDY - CIGARS ‘ames B. Topley — Proprietors — Mrs. J. H. Welsh L) ADAMS & WEST FANCY GROCERIES AND CONFECTIONERY Slippery Rock, - - Penn’a. - FOR GOOD HOME COOKING AND BAKING GO TO WEBSTER & CROFT’S CENTRAL HOTEL and RESTAURANT