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CGA Budget $238,000,
Officer s Install ed
On Monday, May 10, 1971, the Secretary — Linda Zyla, and
Community
G o v e r n m e n t Treasurer — Skip Wills.
Association held its twelvth
Mark Foucart was appointed
regular meeting. President temporary Parliamentarian .
Nossen replied in response to the After much discussion the budget
last session of council on the for the 1971-72 year was accepted
matter of the function of the by College Council.
artists and lecture series in
Five members of the track
securing funds for outside team have been given $1537 to be
speakers . "I believe it im- taken from the college Bookstore
perative that the CGA recognize profits in order to send them to
the functions carried on by the the NAIA National meet in
Artists and Lecture Series and by Montana.
the various departments. During
Council also moved that a letter
the course of any given year, this asking for open admissions to
college has almost a weekly state colleges be sent to key
seriesuf outside speakers. Before politicians and legislators in the
adding formally to this array, I state.
hope that you will consider the
Mike Siptroth asked council to
matter very carefully.
elect two members to the
In response to the President's executivecouncil for the summer
Reply, Tom Brennan reported a months. Those elected at large
step had already been taken to from college council membership
researchthe possibilities of funds were Jacquie Feddock and Tim
in the artists and lectures series. Hartman.
The following were then inTwo
committees
were
VISITING BELG IAN STUDENTS got together
for an informal tea, Tuesday. See details
stalled
as
the
new
officers
for
the
to
investigate
established
one
,
Forei
gn
LanInternational
Club
nternational
activities
below.
with
the
on other i
housing procedures and the other
,_ « oncoming year:
,
g uage Department , their hosts and adv isors
_
President - - Mike Siptroth, to investigate the present connuoii 11a 11a: m a rccen u
meeting of the publications! Vice President — John Choyka, stitution.
committee, the Editor-in Chief of Recording Secretary — Mary
The approved 1971-72 budget
the 1971-72 Maroon and Gold was Ellen Zukas , Corresponding follows:
named. The future Editor's name
Community Activities Budget 1971-72
is being withheld for reasons of
INCOME ESTIMATES
security ( only a select group of
one or two people even know how
Estimated Estimated
Last Saturday, the Foreign Languages remarked on the to pronounce it) , but he has sent
Income
Income
of importance of this day and us this message from his hidden
Language Department
1970-1971 1971-1972
Bloomsburg State College was congratulated everyone on their lair in the janitor 's closet on the
host to nearly 100 high school fine performance and attendance 126th floor of the Empire State
Fees.from Faculty and
Building.
students from eight area high at Saturday 's events.
Students
$200,000 $200,000
Checks
and
certificates
of
PennApplications
are
now
being
schools in northeastern
Admissions
recognition
were
presented
to
the
accepted for the following
sylvania . The event was in
Football
3,200 3,100
conjunction with International winners and their schools by positions on the 71-72 M&G :
700
670
Basketball
Joseph
Reinick
.
Winner
of
the
Managing Editors , News Editor.,
Day at the college, with the un000
800
Wrestling
1,
French
irregular
verb
contest
Feature Edi tor , Art Edi tor ,
derlying purpose of allowing
Admissions
and
Other
Receipts
200
—
interested high school foreign was Dolores Labota representing Sports Editbr , Copy Edi tor ,
Football Programs
1,850 2,025
an d
language students to participate Our Lady of Lourdes High School. Circulation ' M anager
Station
Wagon
Use
1,000 1,500
Susan Hersesker, a student at Photographer.
in language competition.
000 15,000
Big
Name
Entertainment
15,
The future Editor has also sent
International Day '71 was MMI Preparatory School in
College
Desk
Blotters
564
—
opened with remarks by Joseph Freeland was the champion in word that all applications must
2,140
2,
651
Income
1970 Summer Session
Roinick , general chairman for the German Vocabulary contest, be in by May 20, 1971. They can be
Maroon and Gold Advertising
the day, who welcomed the many and Sara Vastine, representing submitted to Box 301 Waller , or
2,500 2,800
and Subscription
sophomore, junior and senior Danville Senior High School took mailed to Bosnia-Herzegovina
300
300
Sale
of
Olympian
honors
in
the
Spanish
vocabulary
where the postmaster will read
high school students. Following
000
2,
000
Sale
of
Obiter
2,
contest.
them and chuckle.
the greeting, contests in the
The Annual Education
prospective languages were
Conference
4,200 4,200
conducted . Students from Mount
man
y
In
response
to
the
Artist
and
Lecture
Series
200
400
Carmel High School, Our Lady of complaints the Student Union
000
Concert
Choir
400
1,
Lourdes Regional High School, Board has received regarding
V
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ran
ks
as
t
he
number
one
Bloomsburg
Players
800
1,
000
and Saint Cyril Academy par- High School Students attendin g
commun
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d
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sease
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n
t
he
.
Miscellaneous
200
200
ticipated in a French irregular
,
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Recreation
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250
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's
verb contest. A German i mm ed i a t el y all dances and
be
an
epidemic
of
VD
on
the
,
,
Grand
Total
Income
$236
254
$
237
896
vocabulary contest was held with mov ies will be carded . Be sure to
hor
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zen
if
we
are
no
t
able
t
o
s
t
o
p
High
Hafey
students from Bishop
bring your ID card to all func- it soon, accord ing t o the Studen t
(Continued on page four)
School and MMI Preparatory tions
,
except
fund-raising
events
.
Affairs
Office
,
ever
y
one
who
has
School participating. Shikellamy
any suspicion of t he sy mpt oms
High School , Saint Cyril
Hey ! What are you doing in
typewriters )
and cause t o worry about t heir
Academy, Our Lady of Lourdes,
college?
Are
you
getting
your
5) Learn how to sell adcon tacts is asked t o repor t t o a
Mount Carmel High School ,
,
money
8
worth
or
do
you
'
find
vertislng (Good Luck! )
doct or or clinic a t once.
Danville Senior High School, and
that
your
days
at
BSC
are
in addition to these useful
Only a doctor can tell for sure if
Bishop Hafey High School were
trudging slowly by in an enand
interesting activities, we
't
hide
the
disease
is
at
work
.
Don
the participating schools in the
dless stream of meals In the
offer
these extrac urricular
y
our
s
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m
pt
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or
t
hink
t
ha
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you
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Spanish vocabulary contest.
com mons and nights in the
jollies
: read our complete
A
student
recita
l
will
be
y
cures
can
trea
t
yourself.
The
onl
Following the contest , the
library? If your answ er to the
collection
of
Men 's
presented
by
the
BSC
known
mus
t
be
admin
i
s
t
ered
by
a
Music
visiting students were given a .
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last
questi
on
was
"Yes
"
,
Magazines
thrill
to
the
pro se
Dept.
on
May
physician.
Our
Health
Service
is
17, in Carver
tour of the Bloomsburg campus
the
n
consider
this
:
Pr
egg
of
a
BSC
,
Release
play
Audi
t
orium
,
starting at 8:15 p.m. dedicated to help you but is
and became acquain ted with the
There
Is
a
place
on
this
Soccer
on
the
world
's only
educational opp or t uni t ies offered This program features students unable to do anythin g unless you
campus
where
you
can
ex,
indoor
field
meet Inf luential
there. During the awards • social of Mrs. Mary Decker , Dr. J ack dro p in and ask for help.
perience a whole new
people
and
Admlnistrator8
Bemis
and
Mr.
Nelson
Miller
The
office
advises
that
your
,
hour held in the C olumbia
..ln ., ( groovy) on camp.be
education :
us
who
have
s
t
udied
ei
t
her
voice
st
a
t
us
as
a
s
t
uden
t
may
no
t
have
,
Residence Hall , Dr. Edson
) Learn the ins and outs of
happ
enings
and
become
p
iano
,
flute
or
clarinet
this
past
to
be
changed
while
under
the
Drake , Dean of t he school of Arts
journalism (get to kn ow how a
un iversall y Infamous ,
doctor 's care , but he must know
and Sciences , and Dr. Charles semester.
newspaper works too )
The
program
includes
many
of
your
contacts
for
the
benefit
of
Carlson , Dean of the Graduate
2) Learn photography so you
Where can you find this
School, spoke on the development piano works of Rachmaninoff , you and the entire community .
education?
can
take
your
Room 234, Waller
own
porno shots
and grow th of Bloomsbur g State Brahms , Beethoven , Bach , Play it smar t and protect your
)
Hall.
If
(use
you
our hand y faciliti es
'd like to join the
College and expressing their hope Debussy and Handel , and vocal friends. The sooner the treatment
1071-72
M&G
:i>
Learn
how
to
writ
e
staff , come to
Uke
that future In ternational Days selections by Mozart , Haydn and is started the sooner the diseases
th
ls
Blass (girls , use our hand y
f abled sp ot on the night of
can be conquered .
will contribu te to contin ued Ives.
)
Terry
May
18 and join our happy
No tickets are needed for the
Professional confiden tial ity
growth and communication . Dr.
4)
cavort
ing.
Learn
how
to
write
up
a
Araine Foureman , chairman of recital. Everyone is welcome to will be observed at all times .
We'd
sports
story
Uke to have you .
(use
our
handy
(Continued on page four)
the Department of Forei gn come.
Lang. Dept. Hosts
Intern 'l Acti vities
—__—
Don't Get Burnt
N ews
Brief s
GE
4 Way Street — Crosby, Stills,
Nash,& Young
How. many times have you
heard CSN&Y cri ticized for
putting out such perfect music
that you can only listen to them
once a month so as not to get
bored? And then there is the
fiasco on the Woodstock album .
They were so non-perfect it made
you sick.
A CSN&Y fan from the start, I
would be angered with such
criticisms , only pointlessly ,
because in a sense they* were
right. But now there's an answer.
4 Way Street.
The album proves one other
thing, that Crosby, Stills, Nash
and Young are not a group, but
four individual performers
helping to spotlight each other. A
prime example of this is ace sore
thumb Neil Young. Young uses
the group to push out his own
material to his own advantage.
"Cowgirl in the Sand " is done
acousticly, a total shock after
hearing the original, a completely electric, stomping boogie
monster. It works. The rest of
Young's stuff , electric or not,
comes off just as well. Young is
powerful and heavy, both
acousticly and electronically.
If Young provides the power
and the bitterness, David Crosby
provides softness. To hell with
Grace Slick, because Crosby
outdoes the Airplane by a coun try
mile with his version of "Triad. "
You can almost feel the salt
breeze and sun when he tells you
all about "The Lee Shore." A
typhoon blows up with all the
hidden power of the ocean as
Crosby insists that it's "A Long
Time Gone." Sure, he put in
what's sof t , but he is a man of the
sea, as unpredictable as waves
chewing on the shoreline. And he
can anger just as quickly.
Stills is a country man or black.
He can 't seem to decide which, so
he plays both roles. "49 ByeByes" lets both roles come out .
First Stills is softly singing about
a girl who left in the Spring, then
he is growling about America 's
Children. It's beyond comprehension how two such different topics and styles can be
combined , but he does it. Despite
his talent, Stills' material is
about the weakest on the record.
The only reason for this is that
electric and acoustic music can 't
be combined very well in fron t of
a live audience. Considering the
circumstances, Stills does quite
well for himself.
That leaves Graham Nash . As
the softness of Crosby's art
contrasts the bitterness of Young,
Nash counters Stephen Still's
anger . He says what he says
quietly in the loudest voice
imagina ble. You listen. He asks
you to "Teach Your Children ," or
to please come to "Chicago." He
philosophizes (A Man 's A Man
Who Looks A Man Right Between
The Eyes). Nash is the strong,
quiet voice of conviction . You
VOL. IL THE MAROON AND GOLD NO. 48
Bill TeiUworth
Editor-in-Chief
Busines s Manager
Managing Editor
Nowt Editor
CO'Faaturo Editors
dor Remsen
Tom Punk
Sam Trapana
Jim Sachotti
Tarr y Blast
Spor t s Edit or
John Hoffman
Linda Broils
Pat Hollar
Copy Editor
CO'Clrcuiation
M«rs.
Carol
Klsh beugh
Mark Fooeirt
John •?"••>l "
Pam Hickay
Kenneth C. Hoffman
Advl aor
, Carmon Ciul lo,
Chapman
,
Jim
STAFF: Kate Calpln
Lore Duckworth , Karen Kelnard , Cindy Micherwr , Tom
Schofield, Olen Sports , Sue Sprague , Frank Pino ll , Jesie
Jaines, Dave Kelter , Donna Skomsky, Mary Ann Petrusa,
A. Reknht , Naney Van Pelt Oeorg lanna Cherinchak,
Mike Ya rmey, Ji m Nallo , Joe Mlkl o«- Mike Spellmen ,
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AU opinions expro *ed by colu mnists and
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Frea k Week
keep right on listening.
Musically speaking, "4-Way
Street" is excellent. The vocal
harmony is spontaneous and
alive. Young and Stills play tight
electric leads that contrast and
intermingle, The two extended
cuts , "Southern Man " and
"Carry On ," are lead guitar
monkey bars. Neil Young's fuzzy ,
violent licks jump in and out of
Stephen Stills' more jazz-like,
clean style. The four rap back
and for th with the audience,
making fun of their own mistakes
or just plain blabbing. The rhythm section , Johnny Barbata and
Calvin Samuels, provides a solid
background on drums and bass
respectively . In Stills ' own
words, they really cook.
After this album I don't think
CSN&Y will be regarded much
longer as an overly perfected
band of individuals. They are
alive , pulsing, driving and
carrying on in a way that was
evident, if not visible, from the
start.
j.m.
by Mike Yarmey
In the interest of fair play and
freedom of the press I think it is
only appropriate that since the
Greeks had their week we should
also allow the long hairs to have
theirs. We could call it Freak
Week.
Why be satisfied with a one day
strike? The ones who struck were
those long hairs and others who
just used it as an excuse not to go
to class since they weren't being
penalized .
Only true blue long hairs should
be allowed to participate in
Freak Week.
Since Greek week is exclusive
to fraternities and sororities we
should establish (is that a bad
word?) some restrictions.
1. All males should have at
least shoulder length hair or if it's
only neck length then they should
have a moustache or a beard .
2. For the females, their whole
wardrobe should consist of blue
jeans or flares. Girls who own
stockings and shirts and who look
clean shouldn't be allowed to
participate.
3. The last stipulation is: if
males and females fit the above
requirements they snould also
display a peace sign or symbol
and-or a dissent symbol
somewhere on their person
(Tatoos are acceptable)
Nominations should be put in
for Mr. Freak and Miss Freak.
We don't want too many rules (it
would look too establishment) so
the only rule would be as many
who wanted to can apply
provided someone seconds it.
Freak Week would start off
with a massive sit-in on Carver
Hall lawn and steps, followed by
a Speak-in the next afternoon.
Such topics as universal peace
and how to get rid of the college
president could be discussed.
Wednesday night is pot night.
Straights would have to judge
this as all others would be too
high. The object is to smoke as
much grass as possible the last
one to pass out or gets sick wins.
T'was a cold wintry night , not
the type of clime fit for either
man or beast. Being not the type
of night for either man or beast ,
t' was tha t Dec. noc turne tha t the
Fates decreed would see the birth
of nex t y ear 's M&G editor. The
Fates , even then , wer e cruel : he
was born, bereft of clothing
(except for various garments
swadd li n g i n h is manger , wh ich
was dec i dedl y man gi er t han
most), a nd no sooner di d he
notice this gross bari ng of his
body, yea his very soul , this
wan ton a bsence of garb , than he
le t ou t a sq ueal i ng p ro test over
his unhappy and frigid nocturnal
emission (omission , that is). He
has been sq ueal i ng ever since. At
the age of two , a p ercocious child ,
he grabbed h is youn g and sha pely
read in g teacher , locked her in a
closet, himself included inside
also , and proceeded therew it h to
primer . Pumping his resources ,
a t the ten d er a ge of f ive he
discovered h is ver y own t rue
loin: newspa per writing. Age ten
saw him edi t or of the Mu t halode
Morning Mung pie , age eleven
saw him ed itor of the Morning
Press , f rom which he was q uickly
dispelled by Victorian censortyp es who d isa pproved of his
society column men tioning the
illustrious Miss Pyrrholo xia
Cornblat' s arm p it. A branded
out cast , he wandered aimlessly ,
his one stead y j ob being a brief
stint at a Talon factory working
as a zipper. Gunnin g onward , he
would have petered out had he
not through some bizarre quirk
ended down in Bloomsburg State
College. Fresh in the business, he
found himself enrolled in a
Geography class, where he met
another weirdly-named misfit.
While our hero's name kept
coming out of the professor's
mouth sounding like some kind of
Italian food , the other kid's came
out sounding like some kind of
preverse sexual act. This butcher ing of surnames d rove the
two into a comradeship sailing on
the Volga River. Disembarking
from the comradeship, they were
asked to return to B.S.C. and join
frat , but they declined , since
a f ter those grueling hours on the
Volga River they were sick of all
types of Russian. The two
decided to never aga in let an y one
forget their names. They chose to
ma ke themselves famous
journalists, hard-hitting political
commentators. Why they join ed
the Maroon an d Gold rema ins a
mystery. But they did , an d the
res t, as t hey sa y , is hiss-story.
Time (and the feature
department) marches on. So next
year when ya look on the M &G
mast hea d to see the editor 's
name , be advised: tis not some
sort of Italian restaurant. And be
you administrator , stu dent , or
part-time narc, if you thought
this year's paper was something,
next year 's will really be Jimmied up.
T.B.
Carry On
FRID AY, MAY 14 197!
^
Loco Boy
Makes Gooder
The prize — a months supply of
uncut black grass.
Thursday would be athletic
ciay. All participants of the last
night who are back down could
challenge any straight team to a
game of softball . The Americans
(as they call themselves) would
be allowed to ha ve groupies
spra wled along the first and third
base line, shouting cheers for
their favorite players such as
Right On! or Power to the Bat or
Groovy, or a chant like "All we
are say ing is give freaks a
chance," will do.
Friday would be Sing-in . Any
band picked by the long hairs
would play in the union for
nothing (being money is that'evil
monster created by these facist
business tycoons there should be
no desire for it) . No chairs would
be allowed. All would have to sit
on the floor (good thing those
girls don 'S own any skirts ) No
dancing either. Those who prefer
to stand , could only move to the
beat such as heads bopping up
and down and around, arms
reaching to the sky, or dangling
from their shoulders. You know,
let it all hang out. There could
(Continued on page four)
Here it is, another one of those
rainy days-you know the onesBloomsburg.
typical
of
Everything is all damp, you are
chilled to your bones, and you
tend to walk a little faster to
escape the discomfort. Doesn't
this gloomy, blah weather get you
down? Don 't you believe
sometimes that you just can't
stand it anymore? Well, you
know you aren't going to get
anywhere by doing nothing, and
there actually is a lot. more you
can do than just bear it with
misery and complaints.
Have a little time on your
hands? Do you long to go out and
play with your Frisbee (?) , but
its been pouring for the last four
days? Why don't you spend that
time up at the library and read
something that you wouldn't
usually look at? Like poetry, for
instance? Take a volume of The
Best Loved Poems of the
American People down and turn
to the section called "Inspiration ". Before too long, if you
really dig that kind of- thing, you
might go running out looking for
rainbows .
If poetry just doesn 't turn you
on and y ou becom e t ot all y
disenchanted with the Library ,
here 's some thin g else you can
tr y . You won 't be gaining the
time in th e thoughtful contemplation of hope and beauty
this way but the rewards are
grea t er on a personal level. What
do y ou do ?
J us t t r y a li t tle smile and a
warm "Hi" to the next person
you see passing by, no ma t ter
who he is. Then , successful or
not , do it again. I t may take a
litt le nerve , but you 'll be surprised at how good you will feeland can y ou imagine how good
they ' ll feel ? T hey may be
shocked and not say anything,
but you have brightened their day
a lit tle bit . Pretty soon, you 'll
begin to feel bet ter , and then
good , and t hen great. People will
be amaz ed at how someone can
be so cheerful on such a
misera ble da y. Go ahead try itit' s nothing new at all . After
awhile , you might begin to like
rainy da ys-so hurry up, smile
before t he sun comes out !
Karen
Spring Footba ll Begins
"Attitute Is Terrif ic "
by Jim Chapma n
The Bloomsburg Varsity
Football team initiated its spring
session of football on Monday,
May 3, 1971. Coach Puhl was very
optimistic about the number of
boys turning out for the opening
session although he has lost
several key players from last
year 's squad. Coach Puhl
commented on the squad "the
present attitude is terrific and we
. know that most Bloomsburg
athletes are proud , aggressive
and tough. Somehow the
challenges of the 1971 season will
be met."
The Huskies are whipping into
shape at Bloomsburg High Field
because of the slow progress on
the construction of the new field
site. Coach Puhl will institute
something new during the spring
campaign this year in an effort to
establish where the weak spots
lie on the team. This Maroon vs.
Gold game will be played on May
22. Bill Nagy a 1970 graduate who
last year was honorable mention
small college All-American will
control the helms for the Maroon
team while Joe Bottpleri, 1970
squad captain, will pilot the Goid
squad. Coach Puhl is doing this in
an effort to give the game back to
the players. The coach staff will
If II soon be that tim« again when Hie cheering masses take to '
take a back seat for the game,
squad
offering advice to players when the grandstands and the Maroon and Gold foo tball
moves onto the gri diron. Coach Puhl has already set thin gs
needed, noting strong points and
weakness in an effort to develop into oear for a record season.
the Huskies into a unified squad. coaching staff , "to establish will be working hard with his
Coach Puhl also cited the
pride , to accept boys in an effort to show that he is
major objectives of the present academic
athletic challenge, to provide fun capable of handling the job ofand psychological outlets through fered to him. Coach Puhl has
psychological outputs and to do extreme confidence in the boys
Fondest Remembrance the best job possible on the field and with a unified effort of good
against all opponents . This coaching and hard dedication the
will be Coach Puhl 's firs t Huskies could become a squad
Is...
year as head coach of which refuses to be booted by
the football squad and he anyone.
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IFC Results
Delta Omega Chi placed first in
IFC competition for 1970-71. It
was the fourth consecutive year
that DOC has won ( they never
lost). Last year after winning the
cup for the third consecutive
year, they were entitled to keep it
permanently.
Standings for the 1970-71 IFC
year are as follows : DOC-67
points, Phi Sigma Kappa - 57
points, Sigma Pi - 56, Lambda Chi
Alpha - 55.5 pts^r Sigma Iota
Alpha - 46, Zeta Psi - 37.5, and Phi
Sigma Epsilon - 27.
Winner of Greek Week
competition during the week of
May 3-9 was Sigma Pi, second
CGA
(continued fro m page one)
place went to SIO and third was
captured by Lambda Chi Alpha.
The IFC would like to thank all
the members of the sororities and
fraternities , especially the IFC1SC council for making this a
successful and fun year for all of
the Greeks.
EXPENDITURES
I. Athletics and Recreation
1970-1971 1971-1972
Football
Baseball
Basketball
Track
Cross Country
Wrestli ng
Men 's Intramurals
Women 's Rec.Assoc.
Women's Varsity Ath letics
Golf
Varsity Swimming
Tennis
Cheerleaders
Athletic Field Rentals &
Buses f or Spring Sports
Athletic Awards Dinner
Athletic Insurance
Final Exam Sched ules are
on nser vB in the li brary, in
facult y
the hands of all
in
poste
d
membe rs, and
dorms , the library, Sutlif f ,
and outs ide the Office of the
Registrar , Ben Franklin.
Greek Week activities included
a pie-eating cont est . The guy
that ate the most won.
(continued from page one )
(Continued from page two)
Also, they advise to read all the
availabl e instructions before
using a sun lamp for the quicky
tan . There have been 5 cases of
very bad facial burns in the last
week due to the lack of information or the failure to heed
the advice. The people who make
the lamps know the dangers.
Don 't believe you can ignore
them and not get hurt. Read and
believe, then follow.
even be a contest to see who was
the grooviest head bbpper or arm
waver.
Berger
(Continued from page two)
Sunday night , Greek activities concluded with a Greek-Sing in
showed Sigma
Carver Auditoriu m. Final tally of the results
Pi won the week's activities.
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meeting in the band room of Haas
Center for the Arts at 10:30 a.m.
which will be followed by a lecture and a question and answer
period at 11:00 a.m. At 2:00 p.m.
the noted artist will hold an open
rehearsal with the BSC Concert
Choir in the band room. A
reception will follow at 3:30 p.m.
in the Green Room of Haas
Center.
The day's schedule will conclude with a lecture demonstration including a reading
session in Haas Auditorium at
8:15 p.m. The public is invited to
all of the sessions, particularly,
the one at 8:15 p.m.; there is no
charge for admission. Michael
McHale, Chairman of the Artists
and Lecture Series, and Richard
Stanislaw, Director of the Concert Choir, are in charge of the
day's activities .
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Saturday would be the big
finale.
It
would
start
with a rap-in preferrabl y
close to or on a k e e p
off the grass sign. Here each
person would get up and shout
obscenities and curse at whoever
or whatever they wished, such as
"Off the Pigs" or "Peace Now",
"Impeach Nixon ", or "agnew is a
fascist pig" Applause would be
accepted after each demonstration of talent.
Then for the last activity it
would only be appropriate to
make this a mass collaboration.
The Storm Carver "Hall game.
Anything from rotten tomatoes to
eggs could be thrown at Carver
Hall. No bricks or rocks allowed.
The taxpayers money will pay to
clean up the mess. After all the
ammunition was expended they
would storm Carver Hall
auditorium . screaming and
shouting obscenities all the way ;
where Freak Week would end up
with another Rap-in with a guest
speaker such as Abbi Hoffman or
even Rudy the Red .
Sunday would be used for
recuperation and preparation for
the next years Freak Week .
Monday would be "business as
usual ."
Greek week is a time for fun
usually in the form of competition
between
fraternities
and
sororities. I think it is worthwhile
to end up a school year with a
Greek week . All participates, win
or lose, have a good time.
So lets not overlook our
minority on campus. They are
entitled to some of the fun also.
Maybe if they had their Freak
week they wouldn't think about
demonstrating against the frats
for just wanting to have a good
time.
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Officer s Install ed
On Monday, May 10, 1971, the Secretary — Linda Zyla, and
Community
G o v e r n m e n t Treasurer — Skip Wills.
Association held its twelvth
Mark Foucart was appointed
regular meeting. President temporary Parliamentarian .
Nossen replied in response to the After much discussion the budget
last session of council on the for the 1971-72 year was accepted
matter of the function of the by College Council.
artists and lecture series in
Five members of the track
securing funds for outside team have been given $1537 to be
speakers . "I believe it im- taken from the college Bookstore
perative that the CGA recognize profits in order to send them to
the functions carried on by the the NAIA National meet in
Artists and Lecture Series and by Montana.
the various departments. During
Council also moved that a letter
the course of any given year, this asking for open admissions to
college has almost a weekly state colleges be sent to key
seriesuf outside speakers. Before politicians and legislators in the
adding formally to this array, I state.
hope that you will consider the
Mike Siptroth asked council to
matter very carefully.
elect two members to the
In response to the President's executivecouncil for the summer
Reply, Tom Brennan reported a months. Those elected at large
step had already been taken to from college council membership
researchthe possibilities of funds were Jacquie Feddock and Tim
in the artists and lectures series. Hartman.
The following were then inTwo
committees
were
VISITING BELG IAN STUDENTS got together
for an informal tea, Tuesday. See details
stalled
as
the
new
officers
for
the
to
investigate
established
one
,
Forei
gn
LanInternational
Club
nternational
activities
below.
with
the
on other i
housing procedures and the other
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President - - Mike Siptroth, to investigate the present connuoii 11a 11a: m a rccen u
meeting of the publications! Vice President — John Choyka, stitution.
committee, the Editor-in Chief of Recording Secretary — Mary
The approved 1971-72 budget
the 1971-72 Maroon and Gold was Ellen Zukas , Corresponding follows:
named. The future Editor's name
Community Activities Budget 1971-72
is being withheld for reasons of
INCOME ESTIMATES
security ( only a select group of
one or two people even know how
Estimated Estimated
Last Saturday, the Foreign Languages remarked on the to pronounce it) , but he has sent
Income
Income
of importance of this day and us this message from his hidden
Language Department
1970-1971 1971-1972
Bloomsburg State College was congratulated everyone on their lair in the janitor 's closet on the
host to nearly 100 high school fine performance and attendance 126th floor of the Empire State
Fees.from Faculty and
Building.
students from eight area high at Saturday 's events.
Students
$200,000 $200,000
Checks
and
certificates
of
PennApplications
are
now
being
schools in northeastern
Admissions
recognition
were
presented
to
the
accepted for the following
sylvania . The event was in
Football
3,200 3,100
conjunction with International winners and their schools by positions on the 71-72 M&G :
700
670
Basketball
Joseph
Reinick
.
Winner
of
the
Managing Editors , News Editor.,
Day at the college, with the un000
800
Wrestling
1,
French
irregular
verb
contest
Feature Edi tor , Art Edi tor ,
derlying purpose of allowing
Admissions
and
Other
Receipts
200
—
interested high school foreign was Dolores Labota representing Sports Editbr , Copy Edi tor ,
Football Programs
1,850 2,025
an d
language students to participate Our Lady of Lourdes High School. Circulation ' M anager
Station
Wagon
Use
1,000 1,500
Susan Hersesker, a student at Photographer.
in language competition.
000 15,000
Big
Name
Entertainment
15,
The future Editor has also sent
International Day '71 was MMI Preparatory School in
College
Desk
Blotters
564
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opened with remarks by Joseph Freeland was the champion in word that all applications must
2,140
2,
651
Income
1970 Summer Session
Roinick , general chairman for the German Vocabulary contest, be in by May 20, 1971. They can be
Maroon and Gold Advertising
the day, who welcomed the many and Sara Vastine, representing submitted to Box 301 Waller , or
2,500 2,800
and Subscription
sophomore, junior and senior Danville Senior High School took mailed to Bosnia-Herzegovina
300
300
Sale
of
Olympian
honors
in
the
Spanish
vocabulary
where the postmaster will read
high school students. Following
000
2,
000
Sale
of
Obiter
2,
contest.
them and chuckle.
the greeting, contests in the
The Annual Education
prospective languages were
Conference
4,200 4,200
conducted . Students from Mount
man
y
In
response
to
the
Artist
and
Lecture
Series
200
400
Carmel High School, Our Lady of complaints the Student Union
000
Concert
Choir
400
1,
Lourdes Regional High School, Board has received regarding
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be
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of
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Grand
Total
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$236
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vocabulary contest was held with mov ies will be carded . Be sure to
hor
i
zen
if
we
are
no
t
able
t
o
s
t
o
p
High
Hafey
students from Bishop
bring your ID card to all func- it soon, accord ing t o the Studen t
(Continued on page four)
School and MMI Preparatory tions
,
except
fund-raising
events
.
Affairs
Office
,
ever
y
one
who
has
School participating. Shikellamy
any suspicion of t he sy mpt oms
High School , Saint Cyril
Hey ! What are you doing in
typewriters )
and cause t o worry about t heir
Academy, Our Lady of Lourdes,
college?
Are
you
getting
your
5) Learn how to sell adcon tacts is asked t o repor t t o a
Mount Carmel High School ,
,
money
8
worth
or
do
you
'
find
vertislng (Good Luck! )
doct or or clinic a t once.
Danville Senior High School, and
that
your
days
at
BSC
are
in addition to these useful
Only a doctor can tell for sure if
Bishop Hafey High School were
trudging slowly by in an enand
interesting activities, we
't
hide
the
disease
is
at
work
.
Don
the participating schools in the
dless stream of meals In the
offer
these extrac urricular
y
our
s
y
m
pt
oms
or
t
hink
t
ha
t
you
•r
Spanish vocabulary contest.
com mons and nights in the
jollies
: read our complete
A
student
recita
l
will
be
y
cures
can
trea
t
yourself.
The
onl
Following the contest , the
library? If your answ er to the
collection
of
Men 's
presented
by
the
BSC
known
mus
t
be
admin
i
s
t
ered
by
a
Music
visiting students were given a .
(?),
last
questi
on
was
"Yes
"
,
Magazines
thrill
to
the
pro se
Dept.
on
May
physician.
Our
Health
Service
is
17, in Carver
tour of the Bloomsburg campus
the
n
consider
this
:
Pr
egg
of
a
BSC
,
Release
play
Audi
t
orium
,
starting at 8:15 p.m. dedicated to help you but is
and became acquain ted with the
There
Is
a
place
on
this
Soccer
on
the
world
's only
educational opp or t uni t ies offered This program features students unable to do anythin g unless you
campus
where
you
can
ex,
indoor
field
meet Inf luential
there. During the awards • social of Mrs. Mary Decker , Dr. J ack dro p in and ask for help.
perience a whole new
people
and
Admlnistrator8
Bemis
and
Mr.
Nelson
Miller
The
office
advises
that
your
,
hour held in the C olumbia
..ln ., ( groovy) on camp.be
education :
us
who
have
s
t
udied
ei
t
her
voice
st
a
t
us
as
a
s
t
uden
t
may
no
t
have
,
Residence Hall , Dr. Edson
) Learn the ins and outs of
happ
enings
and
become
p
iano
,
flute
or
clarinet
this
past
to
be
changed
while
under
the
Drake , Dean of t he school of Arts
journalism (get to kn ow how a
un iversall y Infamous ,
doctor 's care , but he must know
and Sciences , and Dr. Charles semester.
newspaper works too )
The
program
includes
many
of
your
contacts
for
the
benefit
of
Carlson , Dean of the Graduate
2) Learn photography so you
Where can you find this
School, spoke on the development piano works of Rachmaninoff , you and the entire community .
education?
can
take
your
Room 234, Waller
own
porno shots
and grow th of Bloomsbur g State Brahms , Beethoven , Bach , Play it smar t and protect your
)
Hall.
If
(use
you
our hand y faciliti es
'd like to join the
College and expressing their hope Debussy and Handel , and vocal friends. The sooner the treatment
1071-72
M&G
:i>
Learn
how
to
writ
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staff , come to
Uke
that future In ternational Days selections by Mozart , Haydn and is started the sooner the diseases
th
ls
Blass (girls , use our hand y
f abled sp ot on the night of
can be conquered .
will contribu te to contin ued Ives.
)
Terry
May
18 and join our happy
No tickets are needed for the
Professional confiden tial ity
growth and communication . Dr.
4)
cavort
ing.
Learn
how
to
write
up
a
Araine Foureman , chairman of recital. Everyone is welcome to will be observed at all times .
We'd
sports
story
Uke to have you .
(use
our
handy
(Continued on page four)
the Department of Forei gn come.
Lang. Dept. Hosts
Intern 'l Acti vities
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Don't Get Burnt
N ews
Brief s
GE
4 Way Street — Crosby, Stills,
Nash,& Young
How. many times have you
heard CSN&Y cri ticized for
putting out such perfect music
that you can only listen to them
once a month so as not to get
bored? And then there is the
fiasco on the Woodstock album .
They were so non-perfect it made
you sick.
A CSN&Y fan from the start, I
would be angered with such
criticisms , only pointlessly ,
because in a sense they* were
right. But now there's an answer.
4 Way Street.
The album proves one other
thing, that Crosby, Stills, Nash
and Young are not a group, but
four individual performers
helping to spotlight each other. A
prime example of this is ace sore
thumb Neil Young. Young uses
the group to push out his own
material to his own advantage.
"Cowgirl in the Sand " is done
acousticly, a total shock after
hearing the original, a completely electric, stomping boogie
monster. It works. The rest of
Young's stuff , electric or not,
comes off just as well. Young is
powerful and heavy, both
acousticly and electronically.
If Young provides the power
and the bitterness, David Crosby
provides softness. To hell with
Grace Slick, because Crosby
outdoes the Airplane by a coun try
mile with his version of "Triad. "
You can almost feel the salt
breeze and sun when he tells you
all about "The Lee Shore." A
typhoon blows up with all the
hidden power of the ocean as
Crosby insists that it's "A Long
Time Gone." Sure, he put in
what's sof t , but he is a man of the
sea, as unpredictable as waves
chewing on the shoreline. And he
can anger just as quickly.
Stills is a country man or black.
He can 't seem to decide which, so
he plays both roles. "49 ByeByes" lets both roles come out .
First Stills is softly singing about
a girl who left in the Spring, then
he is growling about America 's
Children. It's beyond comprehension how two such different topics and styles can be
combined , but he does it. Despite
his talent, Stills' material is
about the weakest on the record.
The only reason for this is that
electric and acoustic music can 't
be combined very well in fron t of
a live audience. Considering the
circumstances, Stills does quite
well for himself.
That leaves Graham Nash . As
the softness of Crosby's art
contrasts the bitterness of Young,
Nash counters Stephen Still's
anger . He says what he says
quietly in the loudest voice
imagina ble. You listen. He asks
you to "Teach Your Children ," or
to please come to "Chicago." He
philosophizes (A Man 's A Man
Who Looks A Man Right Between
The Eyes). Nash is the strong,
quiet voice of conviction . You
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Frea k Week
keep right on listening.
Musically speaking, "4-Way
Street" is excellent. The vocal
harmony is spontaneous and
alive. Young and Stills play tight
electric leads that contrast and
intermingle, The two extended
cuts , "Southern Man " and
"Carry On ," are lead guitar
monkey bars. Neil Young's fuzzy ,
violent licks jump in and out of
Stephen Stills' more jazz-like,
clean style. The four rap back
and for th with the audience,
making fun of their own mistakes
or just plain blabbing. The rhythm section , Johnny Barbata and
Calvin Samuels, provides a solid
background on drums and bass
respectively . In Stills ' own
words, they really cook.
After this album I don't think
CSN&Y will be regarded much
longer as an overly perfected
band of individuals. They are
alive , pulsing, driving and
carrying on in a way that was
evident, if not visible, from the
start.
j.m.
by Mike Yarmey
In the interest of fair play and
freedom of the press I think it is
only appropriate that since the
Greeks had their week we should
also allow the long hairs to have
theirs. We could call it Freak
Week.
Why be satisfied with a one day
strike? The ones who struck were
those long hairs and others who
just used it as an excuse not to go
to class since they weren't being
penalized .
Only true blue long hairs should
be allowed to participate in
Freak Week.
Since Greek week is exclusive
to fraternities and sororities we
should establish (is that a bad
word?) some restrictions.
1. All males should have at
least shoulder length hair or if it's
only neck length then they should
have a moustache or a beard .
2. For the females, their whole
wardrobe should consist of blue
jeans or flares. Girls who own
stockings and shirts and who look
clean shouldn't be allowed to
participate.
3. The last stipulation is: if
males and females fit the above
requirements they snould also
display a peace sign or symbol
and-or a dissent symbol
somewhere on their person
(Tatoos are acceptable)
Nominations should be put in
for Mr. Freak and Miss Freak.
We don't want too many rules (it
would look too establishment) so
the only rule would be as many
who wanted to can apply
provided someone seconds it.
Freak Week would start off
with a massive sit-in on Carver
Hall lawn and steps, followed by
a Speak-in the next afternoon.
Such topics as universal peace
and how to get rid of the college
president could be discussed.
Wednesday night is pot night.
Straights would have to judge
this as all others would be too
high. The object is to smoke as
much grass as possible the last
one to pass out or gets sick wins.
T'was a cold wintry night , not
the type of clime fit for either
man or beast. Being not the type
of night for either man or beast ,
t' was tha t Dec. noc turne tha t the
Fates decreed would see the birth
of nex t y ear 's M&G editor. The
Fates , even then , wer e cruel : he
was born, bereft of clothing
(except for various garments
swadd li n g i n h is manger , wh ich
was dec i dedl y man gi er t han
most), a nd no sooner di d he
notice this gross bari ng of his
body, yea his very soul , this
wan ton a bsence of garb , than he
le t ou t a sq ueal i ng p ro test over
his unhappy and frigid nocturnal
emission (omission , that is). He
has been sq ueal i ng ever since. At
the age of two , a p ercocious child ,
he grabbed h is youn g and sha pely
read in g teacher , locked her in a
closet, himself included inside
also , and proceeded therew it h to
primer . Pumping his resources ,
a t the ten d er a ge of f ive he
discovered h is ver y own t rue
loin: newspa per writing. Age ten
saw him edi t or of the Mu t halode
Morning Mung pie , age eleven
saw him ed itor of the Morning
Press , f rom which he was q uickly
dispelled by Victorian censortyp es who d isa pproved of his
society column men tioning the
illustrious Miss Pyrrholo xia
Cornblat' s arm p it. A branded
out cast , he wandered aimlessly ,
his one stead y j ob being a brief
stint at a Talon factory working
as a zipper. Gunnin g onward , he
would have petered out had he
not through some bizarre quirk
ended down in Bloomsburg State
College. Fresh in the business, he
found himself enrolled in a
Geography class, where he met
another weirdly-named misfit.
While our hero's name kept
coming out of the professor's
mouth sounding like some kind of
Italian food , the other kid's came
out sounding like some kind of
preverse sexual act. This butcher ing of surnames d rove the
two into a comradeship sailing on
the Volga River. Disembarking
from the comradeship, they were
asked to return to B.S.C. and join
frat , but they declined , since
a f ter those grueling hours on the
Volga River they were sick of all
types of Russian. The two
decided to never aga in let an y one
forget their names. They chose to
ma ke themselves famous
journalists, hard-hitting political
commentators. Why they join ed
the Maroon an d Gold rema ins a
mystery. But they did , an d the
res t, as t hey sa y , is hiss-story.
Time (and the feature
department) marches on. So next
year when ya look on the M &G
mast hea d to see the editor 's
name , be advised: tis not some
sort of Italian restaurant. And be
you administrator , stu dent , or
part-time narc, if you thought
this year's paper was something,
next year 's will really be Jimmied up.
T.B.
Carry On
FRID AY, MAY 14 197!
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Makes Gooder
The prize — a months supply of
uncut black grass.
Thursday would be athletic
ciay. All participants of the last
night who are back down could
challenge any straight team to a
game of softball . The Americans
(as they call themselves) would
be allowed to ha ve groupies
spra wled along the first and third
base line, shouting cheers for
their favorite players such as
Right On! or Power to the Bat or
Groovy, or a chant like "All we
are say ing is give freaks a
chance," will do.
Friday would be Sing-in . Any
band picked by the long hairs
would play in the union for
nothing (being money is that'evil
monster created by these facist
business tycoons there should be
no desire for it) . No chairs would
be allowed. All would have to sit
on the floor (good thing those
girls don 'S own any skirts ) No
dancing either. Those who prefer
to stand , could only move to the
beat such as heads bopping up
and down and around, arms
reaching to the sky, or dangling
from their shoulders. You know,
let it all hang out. There could
(Continued on page four)
Here it is, another one of those
rainy days-you know the onesBloomsburg.
typical
of
Everything is all damp, you are
chilled to your bones, and you
tend to walk a little faster to
escape the discomfort. Doesn't
this gloomy, blah weather get you
down? Don 't you believe
sometimes that you just can't
stand it anymore? Well, you
know you aren't going to get
anywhere by doing nothing, and
there actually is a lot. more you
can do than just bear it with
misery and complaints.
Have a little time on your
hands? Do you long to go out and
play with your Frisbee (?) , but
its been pouring for the last four
days? Why don't you spend that
time up at the library and read
something that you wouldn't
usually look at? Like poetry, for
instance? Take a volume of The
Best Loved Poems of the
American People down and turn
to the section called "Inspiration ". Before too long, if you
really dig that kind of- thing, you
might go running out looking for
rainbows .
If poetry just doesn 't turn you
on and y ou becom e t ot all y
disenchanted with the Library ,
here 's some thin g else you can
tr y . You won 't be gaining the
time in th e thoughtful contemplation of hope and beauty
this way but the rewards are
grea t er on a personal level. What
do y ou do ?
J us t t r y a li t tle smile and a
warm "Hi" to the next person
you see passing by, no ma t ter
who he is. Then , successful or
not , do it again. I t may take a
litt le nerve , but you 'll be surprised at how good you will feeland can y ou imagine how good
they ' ll feel ? T hey may be
shocked and not say anything,
but you have brightened their day
a lit tle bit . Pretty soon, you 'll
begin to feel bet ter , and then
good , and t hen great. People will
be amaz ed at how someone can
be so cheerful on such a
misera ble da y. Go ahead try itit' s nothing new at all . After
awhile , you might begin to like
rainy da ys-so hurry up, smile
before t he sun comes out !
Karen
Spring Footba ll Begins
"Attitute Is Terrif ic "
by Jim Chapma n
The Bloomsburg Varsity
Football team initiated its spring
session of football on Monday,
May 3, 1971. Coach Puhl was very
optimistic about the number of
boys turning out for the opening
session although he has lost
several key players from last
year 's squad. Coach Puhl
commented on the squad "the
present attitude is terrific and we
. know that most Bloomsburg
athletes are proud , aggressive
and tough. Somehow the
challenges of the 1971 season will
be met."
The Huskies are whipping into
shape at Bloomsburg High Field
because of the slow progress on
the construction of the new field
site. Coach Puhl will institute
something new during the spring
campaign this year in an effort to
establish where the weak spots
lie on the team. This Maroon vs.
Gold game will be played on May
22. Bill Nagy a 1970 graduate who
last year was honorable mention
small college All-American will
control the helms for the Maroon
team while Joe Bottpleri, 1970
squad captain, will pilot the Goid
squad. Coach Puhl is doing this in
an effort to give the game back to
the players. The coach staff will
If II soon be that tim« again when Hie cheering masses take to '
take a back seat for the game,
squad
offering advice to players when the grandstands and the Maroon and Gold foo tball
moves onto the gri diron. Coach Puhl has already set thin gs
needed, noting strong points and
weakness in an effort to develop into oear for a record season.
the Huskies into a unified squad. coaching staff , "to establish will be working hard with his
Coach Puhl also cited the
pride , to accept boys in an effort to show that he is
major objectives of the present academic
athletic challenge, to provide fun capable of handling the job ofand psychological outlets through fered to him. Coach Puhl has
psychological outputs and to do extreme confidence in the boys
Fondest Remembrance the best job possible on the field and with a unified effort of good
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IFC Results
Delta Omega Chi placed first in
IFC competition for 1970-71. It
was the fourth consecutive year
that DOC has won ( they never
lost). Last year after winning the
cup for the third consecutive
year, they were entitled to keep it
permanently.
Standings for the 1970-71 IFC
year are as follows : DOC-67
points, Phi Sigma Kappa - 57
points, Sigma Pi - 56, Lambda Chi
Alpha - 55.5 pts^r Sigma Iota
Alpha - 46, Zeta Psi - 37.5, and Phi
Sigma Epsilon - 27.
Winner of Greek Week
competition during the week of
May 3-9 was Sigma Pi, second
CGA
(continued fro m page one)
place went to SIO and third was
captured by Lambda Chi Alpha.
The IFC would like to thank all
the members of the sororities and
fraternities , especially the IFC1SC council for making this a
successful and fun year for all of
the Greeks.
EXPENDITURES
I. Athletics and Recreation
1970-1971 1971-1972
Football
Baseball
Basketball
Track
Cross Country
Wrestli ng
Men 's Intramurals
Women 's Rec.Assoc.
Women's Varsity Ath letics
Golf
Varsity Swimming
Tennis
Cheerleaders
Athletic Field Rentals &
Buses f or Spring Sports
Athletic Awards Dinner
Athletic Insurance
Final Exam Sched ules are
on nser vB in the li brary, in
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dorms , the library, Sutlif f ,
and outs ide the Office of the
Registrar , Ben Franklin.
Greek Week activities included
a pie-eating cont est . The guy
that ate the most won.
(continued from page one )
(Continued from page two)
Also, they advise to read all the
availabl e instructions before
using a sun lamp for the quicky
tan . There have been 5 cases of
very bad facial burns in the last
week due to the lack of information or the failure to heed
the advice. The people who make
the lamps know the dangers.
Don 't believe you can ignore
them and not get hurt. Read and
believe, then follow.
even be a contest to see who was
the grooviest head bbpper or arm
waver.
Berger
(Continued from page two)
Sunday night , Greek activities concluded with a Greek-Sing in
showed Sigma
Carver Auditoriu m. Final tally of the results
Pi won the week's activities.
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reception will follow at 3:30 p.m.
in the Green Room of Haas
Center.
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session in Haas Auditorium at
8:15 p.m. The public is invited to
all of the sessions, particularly,
the one at 8:15 p.m.; there is no
charge for admission. Michael
McHale, Chairman of the Artists
and Lecture Series, and Richard
Stanislaw, Director of the Concert Choir, are in charge of the
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Saturday would be the big
finale.
It
would
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with a rap-in preferrabl y
close to or on a k e e p
off the grass sign. Here each
person would get up and shout
obscenities and curse at whoever
or whatever they wished, such as
"Off the Pigs" or "Peace Now",
"Impeach Nixon ", or "agnew is a
fascist pig" Applause would be
accepted after each demonstration of talent.
Then for the last activity it
would only be appropriate to
make this a mass collaboration.
The Storm Carver "Hall game.
Anything from rotten tomatoes to
eggs could be thrown at Carver
Hall. No bricks or rocks allowed.
The taxpayers money will pay to
clean up the mess. After all the
ammunition was expended they
would storm Carver Hall
auditorium . screaming and
shouting obscenities all the way ;
where Freak Week would end up
with another Rap-in with a guest
speaker such as Abbi Hoffman or
even Rudy the Red .
Sunday would be used for
recuperation and preparation for
the next years Freak Week .
Monday would be "business as
usual ."
Greek week is a time for fun
usually in the form of competition
between
fraternities
and
sororities. I think it is worthwhile
to end up a school year with a
Greek week . All participates, win
or lose, have a good time.
So lets not overlook our
minority on campus. They are
entitled to some of the fun also.
Maybe if they had their Freak
week they wouldn't think about
demonstrating against the frats
for just wanting to have a good
time.
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