Six Week
Summer
Sessions
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Civic Concert
Set For N ext Week

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"Set to Music ," a unique enter tainment contrastin g the past and
present in the Ameri can musical
theatre , comes to Haas Auditorium on Wed . Eve Nov. 18, 1970
at 8:15 under the auspices of the
Bloomsbu rg Civic Music Association .
By special allotment the Corn *
mun ity Government Association
of Bloomsbur g State College very
generously purchases a block of
600 tickets for the Civic Music
seatin g is
events . Addtlonal
available on performance even ings after all subscribers and
ticket holders have been seated .
Tickets will also be available
in the box office on performance
evening. F or inf ormat ion , cal l
M . J . McHale Ext . 207 or stop
in K114 , Haas Auditorium .
THE NEW AND OLD
Part One (presented In tuxedos
and long gowns) runs the gamut
f rom "The Merr y Widow" to
"West Side Stor y, " with selections In 'between from such land *
marks in the musica l theatre as
"No, No, Nanette " , " Oklahoma!" , "Pal J oey" , "Carou «
sel , " "Kiss Me Kate " and " M ost
Happy Fella ."
In strikin g contrast , Part Two
finds the cast dr essed as bejeaned
hippies for a presentation of
selections from such contempor ary shows as "Ha ir ," "The
Fantastiks ," ' ' Little Mar y Sun"Your Own Thin g,"
shine ,"
Upstalrs-at .the «Downstalrs
an
takeoff on "The Connection " In
mock-Mo zart style , and a surprise rock finale ,
A un ified production , "Set to
Mus ic" has as Its pianist-narra tor the talented Harr ison Fisher ,
who was the Musical Director
for the national company of "The
Fantasti ks" and man y other
shows, and has done special arran gements for top-flight singers
In ni ght clubs , theatre and the
major TV shows .
Directed and staged by one of
the most distin guished men in

the world of the theatre , Phili p
Burton , Direc tor of the American
Musical and Dram atic Academ y
in New York , this full-scale production — with songs , dances ,
dialogue , linked by connectin g
narration — has been choreographed by Christian Alderson ,
an alumnus of "My Fair Lady"
and "Camelot ."
CAST
The cast of four includes the
delightful
artists:
following
MALLORY
, who
VICTORIA
appeared as Maria in Richar d
Rod gers ' Lincoln Center revival
of "West Side Story, " as Lily
in the City Center production of
"Carn ival " and in two CBS-TV
specials ; ELLE N MARCH , who
has been in the off-Broad way producti ons of " Pins and Needles "
and " .he Drunka rd" as well as
stock company producti ons ol
most of the musical hits of our
time ; KURT PETERSON , a nat ive
of Wisconsin , who played Tony
In Richard Rodgers ' Lincoln Center revival of "West Side Story "
and Julian opposite Angela Lansbury in the Broadway producti on
of "Dear World" ; TELBOWLIN ,
a musical actor who has had
wide experie nce with both the New
Jersey and Cincinnati Shakespeare Festivals, the Boston Her ald Traveler and the Bryn Mawr
Repertor y Companies , in everything from
"Funn y Girl " to
"Marat Sade,"
All four players have worked
pre viously with Phili p Burton ,
who devised and directed "Set
to Music ," which is a trul y
pan oramic theatrical entertainment , bringing to vivid life
Americ a' s grea t contribution to
world theatre , the Musical .
Students and Faculty may pick
up ticket s for the Civic Music
Assn's season opener "Set To
Music " at the Student Desk In
the Student Union . Faculty tickets
will be available In the CGA
office (ptudent Bank) .

by Cind y Mlchener
During the past six weeks , the
opinions and recommendations of
Department Chai rmen , Deans ,
and other administrative officers
have been solicited to determine
the most appropr iate and educationally sound pattern for our
summer sessions.J3ased upon the
con sensus , the summer sessions
in 1972 will adapt a basic 6-6
pattern w i t h app ropr iate pr ovision for offering special
courses for different durations .
For some course s three weeks
isn't enough time for proper coverage of the material. The school
will also be able to utilize its
facilities better. With the present
3-6-3 pattern , in a thre e week
session , all fifty classrooms are
filled in the morning therefore
only fifty courses can be offered. But in one six week session
there can be a total of 200 offerings. Statistically , most students come for six credits a
session and thirty per cent of
the students are here in the summer for graduate instruction .
Both factors show a need for six
week summer sessions.
Why isn't the chan ge this year?
Chan ging the program this year
wouldn 't give the students or the
facult y enough time for planning .
This way everyone is given a
full year ahead to plan. Delaying the change will also permit
assessment of the effects of the
(continued on pagt eight )

Ch ild
Birth
Fl ick
Shown

by Karen Keinard
Last W ednesday November 4
at 7:00 p.m. an educational film
on childbirth was shown in Carver Hall . A full auditorium of
B.s.c. students were there for
the annual presentation of "Labor
and Delivery".
Before the movie , Mr . J ack
Fletcher , Assistant Professor of
Biology, had a few wor ds to say
about the Biology Club and then
about the film itself . H e warne d
the girls especially, not to get
emot ionally Involved*
A registered nurse also stood
by, pr epared for any emergenc y.
She was appreciated , too. As
she walked In , she receive d quite
a hand from most everyone there *
Various reactions could be
heard throughout the audience
during the movie and afterwards *
Some of the more interesting
"Isn 't It
comments were :
"That was funn yl" ,
awfull " ,
"I'm going to adopt seven! ". "I
thou ght he was going to pull his
head offf", and "I 'm not going
to rush Into anything. "
There Is one statemen t which
best describes the whole exper ience — "It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw In my life,*

Left to right. Sitting : Ann L. Pitman; Syed Aga , Mj P., Member of India 's U. N. Mission ; Brand * L. Knelly ; Mrs. Forsyth.
Standing : Professor P. Kapil; Thomas R. Evans; Michael Demarco; C. Panigrahi; V. P. Sathe; and Mohan Dharia , M. P.'s,
Members of India 's U. N. Mission; Lamar D. Kerstetter ; Peggy
Fiedler; Edward P. Rillstone; John E. Forsyth ; and Mrs. Clai r
S. Jeppswi.

UN Hits 25th

by Brenda Knelly
"Un like Its predecessor , the
League of Nations which had
passed into old age and senility
at 25 and oblivion the next year ,
the Unite d Nations today is very
much alive and alm ost everybody
wants it to go on."
This Is the impression ot a
group of Political Science students ot the Bloomsburg State
College after spending a day at
the world organization 's headquarters in New York on November 5. The tri p was arranged by
Professor Prakash C . Kapll in
conjunction with the 25th Anniversar y of the Unite d Nations .
It was Thursday , a typically
middle of the week hectic day in
the life of Americans . Yet , at
least a thousan d visitors could
be seen in the U. N. building at
an y given mo'ment of the day.
Th ere were severa l grou p s of
school children. There were the
adults. The main entrance hall
was seething with people, and the
U. N. bookstor e, the UNICEF
desk , the U. N. Post Office, the
souvenir shops, and the three
feeder
lines at the cafeteria
were all ver y busy. If a feeling
had grown lately that the U. N.
has been suffering from neglect ,
there was no evidence of it on
that day in the halls of Its headquarters.
The public galleries of t h e
conference room , where t h e
Political Committee o f t h e
United Nations was parleying on
the heavy questions of the world
arms and their control , were
J ammed. You sat down If you
could find a seat , donned the ear
phone and flipped the switch to
listen in to the simultaneous ini n t o English ,
ter pretations
Fre nch , and Russian languages
of the diplomats words , If you
did not care to hear him In the
original . The mood of the high
diplomatic assembly could only
be descr ibed as sombre , dignified , august , and public. Diplomacy tradlonally conjures up
the spectre of a cloak-and-dagger
game played by hard-headed and
tough-minded representatives of
governments . Witnessing the Political Affairs CcfTnmlttee In session gave the appearance that
Woodrow Wilson' s call for "open

covenants , openly arrived at "
has finally been answered , though
It is said by some observers
that the har d bar gains are still

struck more informally before
their public discussion.
The point was well underscored by the quality of diplomats
B.S .C . students had opportunity
to meet with for an Informal
in-de pth briefin g. They all weTe
vocal, eloquent , and eager t o
convince the listener ot the sincerity of their position. H er e was
a representa tive ot the Public
Affair s Division of the United
States Permanent Mission to the
United Nations: young ,handsome ,
and a public speaker , par excellence. Here were the four members of India 's delegation to this
session of the United Nati ons:
th ree members of P arl iamen t an d
one a universit y professor— all
personable and read y speakers.
United Nations ? Here is a brief
balance-sheet:
The U.N. as a peace-kee per
of t he worl d can clai m only a
success.
qualified
severel y
There have been 55 Infract ions
of peace around the worl d since
the birth of the organ ization .
The U.N. could not prevent them
from occurring. Neverthele ss,
the pacifying role of the world
body in Korea , Cyprus , Middle
East , the Congo, Kashmir cannot be easily dismissed.
The Korean conflict was fought
and brought to a halt under the
Unite d Nations banner.
Since 1964 , a U.N. peace-kee ping force has kept the Cyprlot
Greeks and Turks apart .
U.N. ' diplomats and soliders
have played a vital role betwee n
the Arab countries and Israel
since the latter' s creat ion In
1Q4A

In Kinshasha (for merly , the
Congo), U.N. forces not onlj
succeeded In preventing a cold
war militar y confrontation , but
was instrumental , throu gh the
United Nations Civilian Administration , In creatin g a viable
nation *
The United Nations helped
brin g about stoppage of hostilities In Kashmir In 1948 and again
In 1945.
These are no mean achievements for an Internationa l organizat ion whose work was predicated on the unreal ized hope
of continuing cooper ation among
the members of the grand alliance of World War II . Most of the
Important conflicts have involved
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Frank M . Pizzo li
When there are two grou ps
sharin g different opinions abou t
a subject , at a certain point their
differences concernin g ideas are
blown out of proportion. When the
differences are str etched out of
shape the n the groups perception
of each other is unrealistic. This
unrealistic perc eption of the other side who differs with ya in
th ought brings on a certain plan
of attack which wouldn 't normally be used if communica ti ons
were used. The plan of attack
follows a pattern: one group must
consistentl y clobber the other until they see thin gs the right way.
One group claims tha t their action s are for the benefit of alleven th e other grou p. Someday
our oppone nts will come to see
thin gs our way . Wh en thi s plan
of atta ck J ust described Is completed then one side claims victory. Wron g. Victory Is not mak-

VOL. IL

ing all one 's opponents see things
his way but rather study one 's opponents and seeing why they feel
the way they do. You might discover something ver y Interesting: the crite ri a of two different
groups might possibly be the
same - to help matters. J ust
their methods differ. After understanding thi s It would be possible to find areas where the
methods coincide and that would
be a starting point for cooperation . If cooperation is given a
startin g point and you have faith
in It something good might happen. By cooperati on one should
not think of "stoolles , backsliders , dupes , (a well-employed
wor d around here for those who
take a stand on either side of an
issue )," or anythn g that denote s
compr omise. Cooperation to anyone should spell concern for a
common goal and workin g togeth er to achieve it.

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jim sachettl
It is said that a tru ly classic
die
Rocko
was
mad , mad der thar
never
,
work of literature will
In his life. He
of
this
is
example
prime
ever
been
and the
he'd
why she
understand
the immortality of Shakes peare 's couldn't
plays . Well , let us add anothe r couldn 't wait. Four mont hs; four
name to the ranks of undyin g months and he'd be out of this
pieces of literatur e, meanin g hell hole for good . She couldn't
Theodore Sturgeon 's The Synthetwait four gooddamn months. He
ic Man . Althou gh published twenty
j ust couldn 't understa nd It , and
years ago, this novel is still alive the more " he thou ght about it the
and being avidly read today . less he understood , and the less
Classified as Science Fiction , he understood the madde r he got.
this book holds the usual mad
"Hey Rocko , it' s time we be
scientist , a hero , and a heroine . gettin ' over t' the field ."
However , the fantastic Stur geon
"Yeah . "
has taken these common charac t"Hey, come on buddy , 'shake
ers and spun them into a tal e it off. Ya can 't go on eatin ' yer
of fantastic intricracy which heart out forever. We got work
holds the imagination until the to do. "
final , shatterin g climax . Inter"Yeah , yeah I know. It 's just
woven behind the initial sci fi that it makes me sick. She can 't
theme is found a subtle but com- wait four goddamn months. "
plex idea of love . Love holds an
"Well what are ya gonna do.
important position in Stur geon 's Some of 'em j ust can 't wait fer
works , and The Synthetic Man is it. Why don 't ya worr y about It
no exception . Love is found when we get back , right now we
throughout the book , and helps to got a bit of flyin ' to do. '\
brin g the story to its ' dramat ic
Several hours later , a formaconclusion .
tion of C-123's Is returnin g from
For those of you who are true Its run . It had been an easy one;
Science Fiction lovers , this book they had been sprayin g "Agent
will be enjoyable . And for thos e Or ange ", a potent defoliant , on
of you who , like me , have always the rice fields surroundin g a
hated sci fi because it brou ght "suspected " Viet Cong supply
to mind visions of huge monsters , center .
this book will be good reading .
"Hey Charlie , ya see those
Althou gh it is dated in years , The farmers down there? "
Synthetic Man is a book of love
"Yeah . "
that will never die as long as man
"I' m goln' down for 'em."
walks on the earth .
s.l.s.
"Aw fer Chrissake Rocko, let

GOOD CLEAN FUN

Americans plac e great faith In
their
cherished folk-sayings ,
sometimes to their great misfortune. One of the se proverbs
which has mislead many is that
the best things in life are free .
Not so, Suzy Creamch eese. They
cost exac tly for ty cents and if
you're smart you 'll grab yours
quick.
**What is all thi s nonsense? "
an intelligent reader might ask
himself. Working on the assum p tion that this paper doesn 't have
an y, I'll continue.
Every year a handf ul or two of
typically anti-social , pseudo-intellectuals get together to exercise their collective ego for the
express purpo se of elevating
themselve s into a higher (In their
opinion) social stratum than their
fellow students. Lacking the
means to do this in any socially permissable manner , they
take
to
subversive activity .
They publish the (fanfare , roll
of drums , thunder and lightning)
Olympian .
Many people are totally unaware of the existence or purpose , much less the delights , of
this d e v i c e . The Olympian
Is t o t a l l y unlike any experience
you 've ever had. It
Is extremely usefu l, being port able and small enou gh so that
It doesn 't consume too much
space. Furt h ermore , it Is very
easy to keep. It is faithful and
eats practically nothing. It will
rewar d any pro ud possessor with
man y an hour of romantic enjoyment .
A wor d about what the Olympian can do for you. I f y ou are
afte r some fair youn g lass who
h asn 't feasted her ey es on the
current edition , you can copy one
of several quite effective love
poems and send it to her. She
will be suitabl y Imp ressed , yet
not overly so. She will not bo
awed into thinkin g sho is dating
another Lord Byron , bu t then you
pro bably couldn 't match Lord
Byron ' s poetry or ...other accomplishments.
There is a tree poe m which
you can send to th e National
Forestry Service . They 'll send
you a plaque and a genuine Cal ifornia Redwood leaf.
You can read M aurer' s shor t
story to your mother . No explicit sex scenes.
You can exer cise your he Ills;-

erent attitude towards modern
art by looking at the painting and
sculpture and saying, "I could
have done that! "
You can thrill to the exquisite
beaut y of my color photographs .
All for a mere forty cents .
To be serious for a moment ,
the 1970 Olympian was delayed
by pr inting difficulties . We incorpora ted more art work this
year and tried color for the first
time. Apologies are due to Kathy
Gentille , our cover ar ti st , for the
terr ibly botched- up cover. Her
or iginal work was done In rich
browns and oranges . Unfortunate ly, the printer was unable to duplicate the color s. Outside of that ,
in al l can dor , the magazine has
no other great faults. For ty cent s
buys a half-decent literary magazine. On sale outside the Student
Union .
Harris Wolfe

LETTER

Dear Editor ,
On a panel discussion wi h a
self-styled radical editor of a
college newspaper some year s
ago , I was offered a distinction
between radical and liberal which
I though t correct then , and still
think valuable in the light of
recent deve lopment s on this
cam p us .
According to Frank , a liber al
is a chap who believes that on any
given I ssue , a few people have
made up their minds pro and con ,
but the vas t majority are still
undecided and can be swayed to
one side or another by appropriate rational ar gument .
Also accordi ng to my frie nd
a radical is a man who believes
that most people have already
made up their minds when you
come to talk about an Issue , and
the few In the middle can be
ignored on the grounds that they
e it her cannot or w ill not get
involved . Rational arg ument Is
irrelevant under such circum stances : one spea ks solely to
denigrate the opp osition in order
to cheer up one ' s own troo ps.
Given these d efi n it ions , for example , a liberal would run a
college newspape r by offering a
wide range of viewpoints , with the
expectation that the undecided
middle could be informed and

'em alone. Let 's get back an'
get ourselves a beer. **
"No , they look like Cong to
me , I'm goln' to get 'em. "
•«Rocko ya can 't tell what they
are. Let's get back. "
"No , I'm goin' down , I haven 't
done any huntin ' in a while .*'
One of the plane s break s for ma tion . The four women In the
field look up In tim e to see a
single American plane diving at
them. Wing guns thumping , the
plane makes one pass at the
field and pulls up.
"Not bad Rocko , three outta
four ain 't bad. "
"Yeah , let' s go get that beer .*'
For those of you who still believe that America is waging a
limited and just war in Southeast Asia , I offer the following
reminder: armies are made up
of men , human beings who , under
adverse conditions , often find It
ver y hard to be limited and just.
Men who a' times , even find some
sort of fuflllment in war.
For those of you who think that
the story you 've just read Is noth ing more than my Imagination
wor king overti me , I offer the following quote from the November 2 Issue of TIME magazine :
"Despite the promising pro gress of the South Vietnamese
air force , some U.S. airmen are
reluctant to give up an American combat role . "My men grum ble that they are frustrated— that
there are no good targets left
any more ," says one U.S. Air
Force wing commander . "But I
always remind them of the plight
of pilot s back in the states.
•Let 's face It' I tell the m, 'Viet
Nam is the only place In the world
today where you can dro p real
bombs .*"
persua ded . Thus , wheth er one
agrees with him or not , one can
recognize a liberal by the simple
fact of his involvement in the process of rational persua sion. What
some people consider conservative in political terms would , by
this definition , be liberal in inte llectua l terms , pro vided only
that the conservative point of
view be pre sented rationally in
the full hope and expectation of
consent from an au di ence open
to rat ional appeals , willing to give
up a wrong position and come
over to rat iona l app eals, willing
to give up a wrong position and
come over to the right side (no
pun intende d here , the situation
at B.S.C . is too grave for trivia ).
I might add that it has been my
pl easur e to encounter a num bero f
very bright , sub t le conservat ive
thinkers on this campus , a most
stimulating Intellectual exper ience form.
But given these definitions one
reco gnizes a ra di cal , not by any
New Leftism or Old Rightism ,
but by his contempt for and
disbelief in the entire process of
rat ional persuasion . His resort
to blatant propagand a comes
about thr ough his absolute disbelief in the posslblity of intellectua l convers ion . It Is a sad thin g
to have to say that there are a
num ber of radicals on this cam pus , sneer ing at one another from
lef t to r ight In the columns of t he
Maroon & Gold , f or exam pl e.
E ven more sign ifi cant are th e
hordes of non-involved , cardplaying members of this community who refuse to get Into anything
because they think , "What' s the
use , y ou can 't figh t city hal l
here?"
These are the true
radical s , taking the ultimate copout posture In despai r .
Anyone on this campus who ,
by
blocking procedures
of
rationa l change and frustrating
faith In established pro cesses of
justice , frus trate s and defeats
previously Involved students so
that the y lose faith in the system ,
Is there by partially responsible
for the cr eation of rad icalism at
Bloomsburg State College .
John McLau ghlln,
En glish Department

I
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Fif th Col umn
by Blass
About my jigger: the following
is a parody of the old essay
contests we used to get at Southern Area High School , you know
the type , both the high school and
the essays. The high school was ,
well , a high school , complete
with ruling s like "no open display s
of - affection between
classes." I never could fl gger
whether they meant you weren 't
spozed to show affection , or the
classes wer en 't spozed to. Like
the only fun I reme mber was
going to pep rallies to listen to
the p.a. syste m screw up and
shoot feedback . Yeah, and then
there were the essay contests.
Like the DAR 's. "Letter from
a Soldier Crossing the Delaware
With Washington to A Soldier in
Viet Nam. " Love ly, ain 't it?
Well, the following, considerably
moderniz ed now , was what I submitted to the DAR , and I got
no pr izes, for some stran ge reasons. Since then the DAR has
taken a stand against anti-pollution , cuz as we all know the
ecologists are Commies ; yes, the
DAR has gone on to better things .
So have I , having migrated from
high
school underground to
college over — hmmm.
Anyway , picture this: a soldier
with
the
original Marthakumquatter is crossing the Delaw are. He has just finished his note
to me, Blass, 1970, a possible
candidate for Viet Nani butchery.
He has advised me to shoot my
commanding officer and run like
hell. All he needs do is put the
letter in the buoy in hope I'll
find it someday . .. and suddenly
a voice cries:
What 's that you're writin g,
soldier ?"
•Tin not writin g it , sir . I'm
done , General Washington. "
"Good for you. What is It you
just finished writing , soldier ?"
"-V note. "
"You mean 'A note , sir !'"
"A note , sir!"
"A note to who? "
"To whom , sir. "
"Look , schmuck , tell me who
you're wr iting to. I mean , it is
just a bit unusual that while we're
out here Christmas night having a
good time , you're writing a note.
To whom? "
"A future soldier in Viet Nam ,
sir. "
"Viet Nam? "
"Yes , sir. In Asia."
"Say what? "

"In Asia , sir. We're fighting
a w ar over there ."
"W ho are? "
"The UnitedState s of Amer ica,
sir ."
"The United State s? "
"That 's what you're going to
call this nation once we win , sir. "
"I am , am I? "
"You are , sir. "
"Back to this Vealed Ham ..."
"Uh , that 's Viet Nam , sir. "
"Viet Nam , then . V/ho 's fighting there? "
"The United States of the
future , sir. "
"The Unite d State s of the Future ? I thought
it was 'of
Ameri ca.* "
"Yes , sir , excu se me, sir.
The United States of America ,
in the future , sir. "
"The future , huh? "
"1970 , to be exact. "
"Yeah , fella , sure. Now let's
supp ose you do know what 's going
to happen 200 years from now.
Just what the hell is the United
States of America , as you cal l
them , doing fighting a war in some
assh ole Asian country? "
"That 's a good question , sir ,
I'm glad you aske d . You see ,
the 1970 American public doesn 't
even know why America is
fighting In Viet Nam. Yet thi s
war has been going on for almost
a decade. "
"Do you mean to tell me that
the United State s will be under
dictatorship that just wages war
f or war 's sake, then? "
"No sir. No dictatorshi p, that
is. I guess."
"Then how can a nation be
fighting a decade-long war it
doesn 't want if it's free? Tell
me. soldier! "
"They 've had some piss-poor
Presidents , sir. Particularly
Richard Milhouse Nixton ."
"Pre sident? "
"Yes, sir. You'll be one, too,
in a couple years. The first
Americ an President , kind and
humble , not letting power go to
your head ."
" To your head , sir!!"
" Yes , sir. Sir! "
"C' mon now , boy. Cut out all
this future cra p and hand me the
note. "
"No, sir , or der or not."
"Why not? "
" Now don 't get angr y, sir.
Because I have to get this to a
kid named Blass cuz he may end
up in Viet Nam and I want to
advise him what to do."
A voice from the rear of the

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boat yells, "Eit her get him to
hand over the note or make him
get back to rcwin '. Christ , it's
cold out here , sir ."
Another voice offers this exp lanation. "M aybe he won't show
ya the note *cause It ' s for the
British. He 's a spy!"
A chant is star ted , the crew
yelling "Tory rat , Tory rat! "
"I'm your General , boy. Tell
me the truth. Ar e you a nogood stinkln ' Tor y spy?"
"No, sir. "
" Then lemme see the note
alread y!"
The soldier hastil y places the
note in a buoy - type cannlster
and heaves it far over the ship's
side.
"Now whatcha go and do that
for ?"
"Because it has to get to
Maybe someday he'll
Blass.
find it ."
A voice from the back of the
boat yells, "See , I told ya he's
a spy ! Why else wouldn't he let
ya see the note ?"
The chant is renew ed. "Tor y
rat , Tory rat! "
"General Washin gton, I'm not
a spy, so help me!"
"Be honest , boy. Like I am .
Why , when I was a boy I chopped
down this cherr y tree , see,
and — "
A groan passes over the boat.
"Not the cherr y tree stor y
again! "
Fifteen minutes later. "And
then my father didn 't punish me."
"That 's nice , sir. »»
"Now, boy, I»ll do with you just
what my father did with me. Tell
me the contents of the note — or
I'll kill ya!»»
"I'm not a Tory , sir! "
"Quit whining, boy. Take it
like a man. Why when I chopped
down that cherr y tree —»»
Twent y minutes later . "And so
much for the cherr y tree. We
don 't like your kind , boy, so
cough up. Confess & we may go
easy on ya. "
The soldier babbles. "It wasn 't
for the British , sir , I keep telling
ya. It was for Blass , who happens
to be an American wr iter , klnda ,
in 1970, who may get drafte d"
"Hold it , boy. Did you say
Blass? I just noticed somethin g."
"Yes, sir. Blass , sir. "
"Ah hah , I thought so! Blass
is a German name ! You're
spying for the Hessians! "
"Now just a f king minute! "
"You many not have a minute
lef t , "cries a crewman . "Shoot

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UN's 25th
(continue d fro m page one)

the great nuclear powers , even If
only by proxy , and the U.N.
as any other police force , has
found Itself helpless between
power s of such magnitude.
It Is in the non-policical arena
of the U.N. work that the greatest accolades ar e justly deserve d. International cooperation
has been highly encouragin gIn the
activities of the fifteen specialized agencies engaged in social,
cultural , econom ic , and educational fields. The U.N. has also
been engaged in the pioneering
task of codifying international
law. And there is growin g optimism over the work of the or ganization in such non-political
areas as checking world popula tion explosion , world hun ger ,
world povert y, wor ld enviro nmental pollution , amon g other
global problems.

How does the Unite d Nations
measure up from the national
perspective of the United States?
The answer to thi s question came
from a spokesman for the U.S.
Mission who pr efers to remain
unidentified. The question asked
was: "How do you respond when
someone charac terizes t h e
U.N. as a Communist organization? " His answer : "The U.N.
Is most emphatically not a Com-

him if he don't talk! "
"Tory rat , Tory rat! "
"So you want the Hessians to
win , eh?"
"General , I never said that .
See , Blass is in 1970 and Viet
Nam - "
"Quit throwing me that future
shit , b oy f Nonsense , utter nonsense! How can you expect us to
believe such a fantastic stor y? "
"I-but- uh-see, Blass Is this kidViet Nam-Nlxton- oh , forget it. "
"Then tell the truth !
"It is the truth , goddammit! "
"Boy, if you don 't tell us the
truth in the next five seconds ,
we'll shoot ya dead . And you
can take my work for that — why,
one time I chopped down thi s
cherr y tree ..."
"Oh , f k your cherry tree !"
"That did it! Aim , boys. Talk ,
kid."

tion. The United State s has to
work with over 125 nations on the
basis that they are all sovereign
nations and have their own national objectives. Time was "when
the United States could count on
automatic majorit ies in t h e
United States. That was until
about 1960 when the United Nations was membered lar gely by
white , western nations. Again and
African nations today constitute
the numerical majo rit y, though by
no means a solid , permanen t bloc.
We cannot take their support for
gra nted. Nor can the Communist
bloc led by the Soviet Union . We
must work with the members of
the U.N. as best as we can . The
. U.N., however , is very essential
for the United States as forum
for international cooperatio n' and
prevention of conflict. If the U«N«.
did not exist , we would almos t
certa inly have to Invent one, "

(continued on page elah» )

munist-controlled , or even Communist-dominated or ganization .
The idea of it originated with
Franklin Roosevelt and Winston
Churchill . The United States has a
veto power over the most important political questions that
come up before the United Na^
tions Security
Council. What people forget is that it is not the
State Department of the United
States. It is a world or ganiza-

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M. Coulmier (Dav* Wright), Director of the Charenton Asylum , joins his wife,
Sharon Chup, and daughter . Debt Averill , in viewing a play from ) their * box! seat .

Marquis De Sad* (Dan Demczko ) gives disse rtation on violenco
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Joan-Paul Marat (Lin Naylor) incites the peopl e to follow file
revolu tionar y movement *

In Paris , Charlotte Corda y (Mimi Ault) reveals her
plans for the assassination of Marat to Duperret (Bob
McCormlck ) who Is unaware of the plan.

Mara t (Lin Naylor) discus ses with Sedo ( Dan Demczko), seated what government is, Simonne Ivrard
(Amy Rebor) looks on from the background.

Sade Cast Does Sup erior J ob

by Allan maurer

Twt of the asylum atten dants Mp bring patients out foi< tha play.

The tensions and drama of the
"Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates
of the Asylum of Charenton Un
der the Direction of the Marquis
de Sade " erupted on the BSC
stage last weekend before large
but quiet audiences that thin ned
after Intermission . We are convinced that the experience ot
M arat Sa de was a good one , for
the players , t he au di ence , and
even those who left at intermis s l on .
Marat Sade is a play of controversial ideas and seething Impress ions. It is a horrible , beauti ful , ugly, assault on the mind
and senses of the audience . Al
though we doubt that all of It
reac hed many , we are sure anyone who saw it was reached and
moved by some of It .
if there is any single stra nd
of meaning in the dr am a that provides the key to the whol e it is
probabl y the existential dogma
that the only meani ng, the on ly
reality , is that which we make
for oursel ves. But a discussion
of the meanin gs and idea s In the
play In full would fill several
issues of this newspaper . We
cannot begin to deal with its
furious assault on history , the
nature of man , and the lndlfference of nature .
We move therefor e , to con.

sider the performance . But even
here the large cast , bevy of eff ects , and spectacle-like range
of the play must limit our considerat ion .
On the whole the cast did a
superior J ob on a ver y difficult
play . The antics of the patients
frightened , amuse d, and disgusted the audience , all of which
was important to the drama 's
f rame wor k an d eff ect . The music ians , under the direct ion of Jack
Bemis , pro vide d a haunt ingly ef.
fectlve but alw ays controlled
mus ical atmosphere .
Mr , William Acierno ' s direct ion was evident in the consistently good performanc es of
newcomers and veterans alike in
the major ro les . His dire ction
was also evident in the quick
movements and bits of sta ge bewitchery that livened the performan ce , such as the jack-in the-box jumps of Jac ques Roux
(Peter Gentele) and the altemating, now fast , now slow movements of the herald Cron y Kohl).
Freshman Dan Demczko was
eloquent and conv inc in g as de
Sade . His voice vu str ong, carr ied the right sardonic timbre ,
and did not get lost In the ba ckground chatter ,a *ate wh ich befell
some of lhe performers dialogue.
Marat , as portra yed by Un
Naylor , was a thorou ghly believable mad revolution ar y. He

was a lunatic , a saint , a cynic,
a human ist , a beast— but always
M arat .
Amy Raber 's portrayal of the
nurse at t imes stole the sta ge
from the principals . She , of all
the player s, best put across the
multiple faceted nature of the
peopl e we saw. She was a madwoman portraying a nurse , and
she effectively tra nsferred to
the audience both the pat hos of
the madwoman and the love of
the nurse . She spoke very few
lines with her tongue , but she
constantly bombarded the audience with impres sions , using only
movement and expression to
commun icate.

Mlmi Ault , a f res h man , was restra ined somewhat due to her
somnam bulistic role as the assassin Charlotte , H er eyes , animated and piercing, glared out of
contro l at times , but not really
enough to disturb her perfor mance . Her soft , eer ie son g and
detached lndlf ference to Duperret
and her nurses demons trated that
she understoo d her role and possessed the contr ol necessary to
play It . Miss Ault Is a valuable
addition to the players , and we
predict she will do very well
In lively roles .
Bob Casey, Stephen Rubin, Hon
Kllnetob , and Shelby Tr eon were ,
excellent as the madhouse
chorus . Their
bits were en-

tertaining, as well as shockIng and loaded . The theatre of
the absurd sometimes forgets
to enterta in whil e it shocks , questions , an d Instructs . We don 't
think this is a good thing for any
theatre to forget .
Ed Goman 's mad animal speech
should be mentioned , mostly because we not ice d we were not the
only ones squirming while he
rave d.
N o one can sa y t he c luttere d
set was not a madhouse . The
bars were annoyin g at times ,
b ut we were gl ad the y were
th ere when t he pat ients storme d
forward ,
Th e trans parenc ies thrown
a gainst t he rear screen , with
the exception of the shadow gulllitine , were both ineffective and
gimmicky . The lightin g was depre ssing. If It was sup posed to
be it was effective .
As a final word we can only
say that Marat Sade not only drew
lar ge crowds , it also seemed to
spark more discussion and involvement in both the ideas and
perfo rmance than any other BSC
prod uction we can recall . Regar dless of whether the play Itself was good or bad , we feel
the res ponse it elicited created
the rare but pleasant situation
where discussion and evaluation
of a work of art pr ovides as
much or more pleasure as experiencing the work does.

Marat (Un Naylor ) and Slmoimo Ivrard (Amy Raber) are shown in the nildst ef Inmates of the asylum who art wantin g "Revolution now.

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Warriors Scalp

Huskies 47-22

by "Duke " Hoffman
Bloomsburg State College varsity football team , under the
helm of Coach Jerry Denstorft ,
ended their 1970 campaign with
a loss to the Warrior s of East
Stroudsburg State Saturday afternoon at the victors field 47 • 22 .
The Huskies drew first blood
when Jr . Neil Oberholtzer kicked
a 28 yard goal with 9:20 left in
the first quarter capping a 53
yard drive in 11 plays.
Following the kickoff the Warriors, led by Jr . quarterback ,
Steve Mummaw moved 70 yards
in nine plays with left end , Glenn
Gottshalk catching the firs t of
his 4 touchdown passes from
Mummaw. Bob York converted
the point after touchdown and
the score with 5:08 remaining
in the first quarter: ESSC • 7,
f BSC - 3.
Opening the second quarter
Glenn Gottshalk snacked a Steve

Mummaw between two Husky defenders for 1 4 yards and a
score . York booted the second
of his 5 PAT 's and ESSC led
14 - 3.
Garry Newpert scored the
Warriors next TD following a
Dan Stellfox punt capitulating a
drive which encompassed 82 yds.
Newpert bulled over from the 1
yard line , but the bulk of the
drive work was'done by Bob Lester and Glen Gottshalk, making
gains , of 27 and 28 yards respectively York's extra point.
Bob Parry, speedy Husky
back, next returned a Bob York
kickoff 40 yards to ESSC's 40
gi.ving BSC excellent field position . The locals moved the distance in 9 plays with split end
Mike Kolojejchick taking a 6
yarder Mike Devereaux pass to
score with 4:17 left in the half .
Oberholtzer's extra point attempt was wide and the Huskies

Tall back Bob Wa rner is seemingly in the clear and on his way
for another score. Warne r accou nted for 4 144 of the Huski os 281
yards tota l offensive yards and 6 of th e Maroon and Gold' s 22
points.

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now trailed 20 - 9.
Warrior end Glenn Gottshalk
caught his third TD pass from
Mummaw that afternoon with 3:•
52 remaining in the half . This
time the aerial covered 36 yards.
Bob York's conversion attempt
was good and the end of the period saw East Stroud up by a 27 9 deficit ,
Bloomsburg was unable to stop
the cerise and white in the first
half seeing that every time ESSC
got possession of t,he ball they
scored.
Steve Mummaw, who ranks 4th
in the nation , small college quarerbacks, attempted and completed 8 for 140 yards and 3 TD's.
East Stroud posted the only
score in the third quarter with
1:39 remaining when half-back
Bob Lester scored from the one
capping a 72 yard drive in five
yards . Highlights of the drive being a 50 yard run by Ralph Gish
and a 20 yard pass reception by
Lester from Mummaw. York
converted the extra point conver sion and the Warriors now lead
34-9 .
Bloomsburg turned around in
the final period of play and
marched 59 yards in 7 plays with
Bill Firestine finding the handle
of a 16 yard Tom Brookenshire
pass.
Oberholtzer split the up-rights
on the extra point conversion attempt and the Scoreboard read
ESSC 34 • BSC 16»
Huskie back John Davis inter cepted a Steve Mum maw bomb
at BSC's 3 but two plays later
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gave the Warriors possession on On the next plav Jim Howland
the 15 yard line of Bloomsburg. added the icing to the cake and
Gottshalk and Mummaw were ran an end around for the final t
at it again and the tenatious duo three yards. York converted the
complemented each other for a point after touchdown and the
10 yard score with 8:25 showing Warriors of East Stroudsburg
on the clock.Huskies Glenn De-w- won over the Huskies of Bloomshire and Henry Johns teamed up burg 47 • 22.
to block Bob York's extra point
Bob Warner was the standout
try. But the score still saw East of the afternoon for the Huskies,
Stroud on top 40 - 16.
gaining 101 yards rushing on 16
bod warner who in the opin- carries and 43 yards on three
ion of Charlie Reese, ESSC's pass receptions for a total of
head coach, was "the best we 've 144 yards offense .
faced all season", scored the
Warner was the Huskies leadHuskies next TD . Warner moved ing ground gainer this season
the Maroon and Gold squad 52 with 806 yards gained in 160
yards in two plays having carries carries for 5.0 per game averof 18 and 34 yards respectively. age. He also tops the team in
The latter carry wasresponsible scoring with 8 touchdowns and
for the score . Oberholtzer's ex- two conversions for 52 points,
tra point attempt was blocked and is second in receivin g with
and with 7:27 remaining in the 11 catches for 164 yards.
game, East Stroud was ahead 4022.
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Intramurals For Men

by Jesse James and
Jim Cha pman
The Men 's Intr amural cvoss
countr y meet was held on Wed .
Nov. 4th . The results were as
follows:
Points
Team
43
1. COD
60
2. Clubhouse
78
3. Al's
90
America
4.
97

5. Zete s

130
134
150
155
189
199
206

6. Digits
7. SIO
8. 7th Floor
9. Lamda Chi
10. Bandits 6
11. APO
12. SOB

15 points.
Mr . Medlock also announced
the finals for the soccer tourna ment between the Studs and SIO
Is scheduled for 4:15 M onday ,
Nov. 9.
Mr, Medlock is now accepting
app lications for men's intramural wrestling; forms must be
completed and returned no later
than Nov. 17. Each team may
enter one partici pant for each
particular weigh t class. The
weight classes are 120, 130,
140 , 150 , 160 , 170 , 130, 190 and
unlimited . Fifty partici pation
points will go to teams with
partici pants in six or more
classes or 25 points for less than
six.

Individual
The schedule for Men 's Intra1. Mark Sepkcowskl — Zetes
Digits
Greenly
—
Duane
Volleyball Tournament has
mural
2.
been released with games begin 3. Milt Morse - COD
4. Dennis O»Donnel — Phi Sig ning on the 10th of Nov. in
Teams entered but lacking lour Cen tennial Gymnasium. Volleyfinishers were the Saggers (2), ,r ball competition has been divided
C oal Crackers (1), North H all into six leagues , each league
(3), Phi Sigma Epsilon (3),Second consisting of four teams. The
to
be
doing; a one iarm ptah-u fi
Hvskfe Fullback Paul Serimcovsky ^32) seems
(2) and Sigma Pi (3). first half of Volleyball competias ESSC defender Henry Kunkel (48) stares in amazement; But in effect , he was
„ Edition
E ach team receive d 10 poi nts tion will be Round Robin in order
trying for that precious extra yardage.
for enterin g a runner or team in to determine , the overall intravolleyball champions *
the event. Other points accu mu- mural
38;
Statistics
ESSC — Gottshalk — 6 yd . late d or the overall cham pionshi p C ompetition will begin each night
Net Yardage — ESSC 325, BSC p ass from Mummaw . York extra were as follows: Individuals;
at 8:45 and continue until 11:30
First Downs — ESSC 19, BSC 281 ;
point
Second—
15
good
points
.
First
—
20
,
,
with each game being played to .
18;
Passes Completed — ESSC
and
Fourth
—
5
yd
run
Neupert
—
1
Third
—
10
ESSC
—
15 points ^'(provided yc An by
.
,
.
yards Rushing — ESSC 166, 12 for 15, BSC 8 for 16;
point attem pt points. Team; First— 50 points , 2 points.) Each match will i jnsist
York — extra
BSC 237;
Passes Intercepted by — ESSC blocked
Second - 35, Third - 25 , Fourth of the best two out of three games *
.
Yards Passin g — ESSC 185, 1, BSC 2;
Kolojejnlck
—
Good
BSC
—
BSC 82;
Kickoff Yards Avera ged —
pass from Dever eaux . Ober holtYards Lost — ESSC 26, BSC ESSC 9 for 36, BSC 5 for 36;
zer — extra point was wide .
Kickoff Return Yarda ge —
ESSC — Gottshalk — 36 yd.
ESSC 3 for 36, BSC 7 for 173; pass fr om Mumm aw Yor k —
.
Punt Yard Avera ge — ESSC extra point kick was wide
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ESSC — Lester — lyd .plunge,
Punt Return Avera ge — ESSC York — extra point attempt is
W. Main & Leonar d St.
.
1. A candida te for the Student.
4. There is a limit of size of
1 for 7, BSC 0;
good .
Faculty
Senat e must be at least campaign posters (14 x 22) as
FU
BSC — Firestin — It ^ d. pass a second semester Fresh man. described in the Pilot and the
Open 8 a.m. to 12 mid
Fumbles Lost — ESSC 1, BSC from Brokenshire
. Oberholtzer.
Student Union Board pamphlet .
Daily
2;
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PAT
.
Penalty Yarda ge — ESSC 7 for
2. Candidate must have a 2.3 Signs displayed in residence
ESSC — Gottsh alk — 11 yd .
Delicatessen
halls must have the approval of
92, BSC 9 for 95 .
pas s from' Mummaw . Extra point overa ll accumula tive average the Dean of Students .
and a 2.0 previous semester cuattem pt wide .
Ful line of groceries
Order of Scoring
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BSC — Warner — 27 yd.
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ceptable
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BSC — Oberholtzer — 28 yd. off left tackle .
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ESSC — Howland — 3 yd. Student Affairs ).
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IFC ISC
Lamda Alpha Mu
The service sorority of Lam da Alpha Mu announces their
fal l pledge class: Sherry Adams ,
Sharon Blackburn , Paulette Chabock , Che Che Dimmick , Mari lyn
Handschuk j Ann Harr is (pledge
class president) , Marlene Klacik ,
Marietta McMick en , Jean Munro ,
Ann Ram ies and JoAnne Vitalle .
The pledges will be initiated into the sororit y at the fall banque t , which will be held Novem ber 14 , at the Hazleton Holiday
Inn .
Lamda 's officers the for 70 71 year are President -r- Karen
William son , First Vice President — Mar gy Turner , Second
Vice Pr esident — Nanc y Berry
(also present pledge class mistress ), Corres pondin g Secretary
- Alice Whitmer , Recording Secretar y - Jan Dyke s, Tr easurer
• Corri nne Dun gey, and Historian - Linda Miller .
D .E .B . NEWS
The Sisters of Delta Epsilon
Beta raf fled off a trip for two
to New Y ork City as their fund
raising event of the semester ,
The tri p included tickets for
"Hair " , dinner and transportation . The winning ticket was 742
bought by Robert Murphy of
Brid geport , Pa .
The sorority would like to
thank all those who helped to
make the raffle a success by
purchasin g a ticket .
The Sisters have also been busy
plannin g their Black & White
Formal . The social event is to
take place this Saturday , November 14 at Briar Heights Lodge.
Social hour begins at 7:30 with
dinner scheduled to follow at
8:30 p.m .
PHI SIGMA EPSILON
The brothers of Phi Sig have
added eight new members to the
fraternity this semester . New
brothers
include , Kevin Hays ,
Rick Bastinelli , Dave Dickens ,
Milt Morse , Bob Choma , Art
Pupa , Bill Spencer , and Jerry
Witte , These men were inducted
on Saturday October 31 , with
sincere congratulations being extended to the members of our second pledge class.
This year the brothers have be*
come officially affiliated with
Chi Sigma Rho as their sister
sorority, and recently combined
talents on this years ' homecoming float which copped fourth
place in para de competition . The
theme of the float was "Brid ge
Over Troubled Waters . "
Work also has been completed
on a raffle which will be sponsored by the fraternity which offers a portable fifteen inch color
television set . Ch ances are now
on sale at a price of seventyfive cents a chance and can be
obtained from any brother .
The broth ers also for the first
time In the history of Phi Slg
have suc cessfully competed In
intra-mural soccer competiti on.
The season was completed with a
recor d of 2-2-1 , with John Law*
scor ing the first goal
rence
against opposition in four years .
Water Polo and basketball competition are eagerly being anticipated
In future intra-mural
events,
Severa l br others have rec ently been pinned or engaged , they
are Bob Br aslngton , Joh n Lawrence , Jim Carlin , R ecco
Misero, Snake Leonard , Dave
Kinde r , Bill Ha rtfe lder and Pau l
Cau ghan .

News Bri e f s

Fil m Fest

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HALL OF FAME
The "Hallmark Hall of Fame "
will open its 20th consecuti ve
season on television Tuesday ,
Nov . 17 (9-1 1 p.m . NYT) with a
new , two-hour
productio n of
"Hamlet ," starring
Richard
Chamberlain , on the NBC Television Network .
A Christma s season encore
re-broadcast of the origin al musical , "The Littlest Angel , " will
be presente d Sunday, Dec . 6
(7:30-9 p.m . NYT ).
More than 30 million viewer s
tuned to the first color cast of
the Littlest Angel " on NBC -T V
Dec . 6, 1969 , according to national
audience measurements . Praise

5th Column
(Continued fr om page three )

tr P m writ ing for Blass. "
"One !"
"And he 's in 1970 — "
"Two! "
"& Viet Nam is in Asia — "
"Three! "
"Don't point th ose guns tha t
way, ya tuncha Commies! I only
told Blass that anyone fighting for
the United States in Viet Nam
should turn arou nd and shoot his
superiors ....Ooooops.M
"Th at proves it , men, he is a
Tory ! Four , five , fire! *'
"Some Chr istmas spirit , you
guys — Uhhh."
He dies, falls overboard . Silence for a few moments . Wa shington , not yet Pr esident but nonetheless
another type of slaveowner, commands, "Circle
'round a bit , boys. I want to
find that cannister. "
The men oar on , as W ashin gton
mumbles " Viet Nam-MIlh ouseBlass-shee-itl "
Sudden ly The Fathe r of Our
C ountry , who has been standing in
the immortalized pose of the
Daintine. yells "And get that
idiot rag of flag outta my face!
Goddamn Betsy Ross. She got
the wrong idea when I talke d to
her , anyway. I didn 't want no
flag! 1 j ust asked her If she'd
like to have a little fun with my
pole. Not only that , she gave me
a bad case of Spiro Agnew."
Crash !
?•General Washington ! We 've
run agr ound! "
"Oh Lord , now what'll we do?
We were supposed to get the re
soon. "
"Get where , sir ? You never
told us where we were going.
I mean, it Is Christmas night and
and here we are
ever ything
paddlin g around like Idiots on the
Delaware. "
"The Delaware ? /*ln»t this the
Potomac? "
"NO , sir . The Delaware , sir. "
"Darn , too bad . Did I ever tell
you guys about the time I threw
a silver dollar over the Poto— ?"
"Yes , sir , you have . Many ,
many times. "
"Never mind , then . Just hop
off and go scout around. With
an y luck we may have landed at
the r ight place . I'll stay here and
stand guard In case that cannister
comes floating back. "

from critics included : "By the
end of the 90-minute pr ogram
there
tho se who had fallen
unde r ^, nypnotic spell" CThe
New York Times); and " ...an
ideal family attra ction " (the New
Yor k Daily News).
"The Littlest Angel " is based
on Charles Tazew ell' sC hristmas
classic about
a
headstron g
shepherd boy who Is transform ed
into an angel . Fred Gynne plays
the Guardian Angel and Johnnie
Whitaker
star s in the title
role . They are joined by six
special guest starts : Cab Calloway as the angel Gabrie l; E . G .
Marshall as God ; John McGiver
as the Angel of Peace ; Tony
Randall as Democritus ; George
Rose as theSycopomp, and Connie
Stevens as the Flying Mistress .
ART DISPLAYED
An exhibition of paintings by
Kenneth Wilson , Associate Professor Art of BSC , has been for mally put on display at the Cam pus Center
at
Susquehanna
University unde r Clyde Lindsley,
director . The exhibit will run
until November 28.
Many of the paintings , belonging to the Envisage Series , are
of watercolor s which were done
last summer in Maine . Among
the paintin gs ther e are four oils ,
two ink renderings , and seventeen
watercolors .

TURNER SPEAKS
"Professor Geor ge Turner is
the speaker at Thursday night 's
Rap-In . He will speak on The
Black Mani festo in Northumberland Hall lounge at 7 p.m . All
students are invite d.

blanks or more information
please contact the Internat onal
Experimental
Film Festival ,
Canisius College , 2001 Main
A film festival aimed at aidin g Street, Buffalo , New York , 14208.
The festival will be open to
the novice filmmaker has been
public with tickets available
the
organized by the International
at
the
box office or from the
Experimental Film Society. The
Festival
Office prior to showing
newly formed group will present
dates
.
its firs t annual film festival and
competition at Canislus College
in Buffalo , New York , February
Summer
11th through the 13th .
(continued
page

In outlining the Society 's aims ,
Bruce Powers , Pr esident , stated ,
"The Festival' s award system is
deliberate ly angled toward the
beginner filmmaker in order to
encourage
him , with genuinely
.
worthwhile
prize 9 money and
equipment ,
to make films
r egularly . "

Backin g up these aims , the
Society is offering a special
award for the best of the films
entered by filmmakers who are
submittin g their work to a competitive festival for the first time .
The Society also hopes to benefit the filmmaker with a written
evaluation of each film entered .
A pane l of commercial , institutional and independent filmmakers will judge the films .
Open to all filmers , the festival 's three cate gories of competition are: Dramatic , Documentary and Free Form , First
prize in each categor y is $100.00.
The best-of-festival film award is
$250 .00. In addition , there is a
special merit award of $7 5.00 for
technical
and or aesthetic
achievement . ^
Deadline for the entries is
December 21 , and for film
arriva l, J anuary 4. For entry

fro m

Increase in fees , the change in
General Ed ucation requirements ,
the change in the policy regard ing the repeating of certain courses (students are no longer able
to "epeat courses in which they
earned a "D"), and also enable
the ad ministration to coord inate
the change in the Summe r Sessions with the proposed chan ge
in the academi c year (1971-1972)
calendar.
Of immediate concern , however , is the Summer Session pattern for 1971. The established
3-6-3 pattern is as follows:
Dates
Session
Pre
June 7 - June 25
M ain
June 28 - Aug. 6
Aug. 8 - Aug. 27
Post
One change will be instituted
during the 1971 Summer Sessions. Heretofore , BSC has
scheduled classes for seventyfive minutes rather than the standard ninety minutes. In the interest of consistency with the
regular academic program , the
classe s during the . 1971 Pre ,
Main and Post Sessions will be
scheduled as follows:
Session
Daily Class Schedule
Pre and Post
8:30 to 9:45
10:45 to 12:00
Main (2 periods for 6 credits)
Period 1 — 8 - 9:15
Period 2 - 9:30 - 10:45
Period 3 - 11:00 - 12:45
Period 4 - 12:30 - 1:45

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