Six Week Summer Sessions in 72 Civic Concert Set For N ext Week - "Set to Music ," a unique enter tainment contrastin g the past and present in the Ameri can musical theatre , comes to Haas Auditorium on Wed . Eve Nov. 18, 1970 at 8:15 under the auspices of the Bloomsbu rg Civic Music Association . By special allotment the Corn * mun ity Government Association of Bloomsbur g State College very generously purchases a block of 600 tickets for the Civic Music seatin g is events . Addtlonal available on performance even ings after all subscribers and ticket holders have been seated . Tickets will also be available in the box office on performance evening. F or inf ormat ion , cal l M . J . McHale Ext . 207 or stop in K114 , Haas Auditorium . THE NEW AND OLD Part One (presented In tuxedos and long gowns) runs the gamut f rom "The Merr y Widow" to "West Side Stor y, " with selections In 'between from such land * marks in the musica l theatre as "No, No, Nanette " , " Oklahoma!" , "Pal J oey" , "Carou « sel , " "Kiss Me Kate " and " M ost Happy Fella ." In strikin g contrast , Part Two finds the cast dr essed as bejeaned hippies for a presentation of selections from such contempor ary shows as "Ha ir ," "The Fantastiks ," ' ' Little Mar y Sun"Your Own Thin g," shine ," Upstalrs-at .the «Downstalrs an takeoff on "The Connection " In mock-Mo zart style , and a surprise rock finale , A un ified production , "Set to Mus ic" has as Its pianist-narra tor the talented Harr ison Fisher , who was the Musical Director for the national company of "The Fantasti ks" and man y other shows, and has done special arran gements for top-flight singers In ni ght clubs , theatre and the major TV shows . Directed and staged by one of the most distin guished men in the world of the theatre , Phili p Burton , Direc tor of the American Musical and Dram atic Academ y in New York , this full-scale production — with songs , dances , dialogue , linked by connectin g narration — has been choreographed by Christian Alderson , an alumnus of "My Fair Lady" and "Camelot ." CAST The cast of four includes the delightful artists: following MALLORY , who VICTORIA appeared as Maria in Richar d Rod gers ' Lincoln Center revival of "West Side Story, " as Lily in the City Center production of "Carn ival " and in two CBS-TV specials ; ELLE N MARCH , who has been in the off-Broad way producti ons of " Pins and Needles " and " .he Drunka rd" as well as stock company producti ons ol most of the musical hits of our time ; KURT PETERSON , a nat ive of Wisconsin , who played Tony In Richard Rodgers ' Lincoln Center revival of "West Side Story " and Julian opposite Angela Lansbury in the Broadway producti on of "Dear World" ; TELBOWLIN , a musical actor who has had wide experie nce with both the New Jersey and Cincinnati Shakespeare Festivals, the Boston Her ald Traveler and the Bryn Mawr Repertor y Companies , in everything from "Funn y Girl " to "Marat Sade," All four players have worked pre viously with Phili p Burton , who devised and directed "Set to Music ," which is a trul y pan oramic theatrical entertainment , bringing to vivid life Americ a' s grea t contribution to world theatre , the Musical . Students and Faculty may pick up ticket s for the Civic Music Assn's season opener "Set To Music " at the Student Desk In the Student Union . Faculty tickets will be available In the CGA office (ptudent Bank) . by Cind y Mlchener During the past six weeks , the opinions and recommendations of Department Chai rmen , Deans , and other administrative officers have been solicited to determine the most appropr iate and educationally sound pattern for our summer sessions.J3ased upon the con sensus , the summer sessions in 1972 will adapt a basic 6-6 pattern w i t h app ropr iate pr ovision for offering special courses for different durations . For some course s three weeks isn't enough time for proper coverage of the material. The school will also be able to utilize its facilities better. With the present 3-6-3 pattern , in a thre e week session , all fifty classrooms are filled in the morning therefore only fifty courses can be offered. But in one six week session there can be a total of 200 offerings. Statistically , most students come for six credits a session and thirty per cent of the students are here in the summer for graduate instruction . Both factors show a need for six week summer sessions. Why isn't the chan ge this year? Chan ging the program this year wouldn 't give the students or the facult y enough time for planning . This way everyone is given a full year ahead to plan. Delaying the change will also permit assessment of the effects of the (continued on pagt eight ) Ch ild Birth Fl ick Shown by Karen Keinard Last W ednesday November 4 at 7:00 p.m. an educational film on childbirth was shown in Carver Hall . A full auditorium of B.s.c. students were there for the annual presentation of "Labor and Delivery". Before the movie , Mr . J ack Fletcher , Assistant Professor of Biology, had a few wor ds to say about the Biology Club and then about the film itself . H e warne d the girls especially, not to get emot ionally Involved* A registered nurse also stood by, pr epared for any emergenc y. She was appreciated , too. As she walked In , she receive d quite a hand from most everyone there * Various reactions could be heard throughout the audience during the movie and afterwards * Some of the more interesting "Isn 't It comments were : "That was funn yl" , awfull " , "I'm going to adopt seven! ". "I thou ght he was going to pull his head offf", and "I 'm not going to rush Into anything. " There Is one statemen t which best describes the whole exper ience — "It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw In my life,* Left to right. Sitting : Ann L. Pitman; Syed Aga , Mj P., Member of India 's U. N. Mission ; Brand * L. Knelly ; Mrs. Forsyth. Standing : Professor P. Kapil; Thomas R. Evans; Michael Demarco; C. Panigrahi; V. P. Sathe; and Mohan Dharia , M. P.'s, Members of India 's U. N. Mission; Lamar D. Kerstetter ; Peggy Fiedler; Edward P. Rillstone; John E. Forsyth ; and Mrs. Clai r S. Jeppswi. UN Hits 25th by Brenda Knelly "Un like Its predecessor , the League of Nations which had passed into old age and senility at 25 and oblivion the next year , the Unite d Nations today is very much alive and alm ost everybody wants it to go on." This Is the impression ot a group of Political Science students ot the Bloomsburg State College after spending a day at the world organization 's headquarters in New York on November 5. The tri p was arranged by Professor Prakash C . Kapll in conjunction with the 25th Anniversar y of the Unite d Nations . It was Thursday , a typically middle of the week hectic day in the life of Americans . Yet , at least a thousan d visitors could be seen in the U. N. building at an y given mo'ment of the day. Th ere were severa l grou p s of school children. There were the adults. The main entrance hall was seething with people, and the U. N. bookstor e, the UNICEF desk , the U. N. Post Office, the souvenir shops, and the three feeder lines at the cafeteria were all ver y busy. If a feeling had grown lately that the U. N. has been suffering from neglect , there was no evidence of it on that day in the halls of Its headquarters. The public galleries of t h e conference room , where t h e Political Committee o f t h e United Nations was parleying on the heavy questions of the world arms and their control , were J ammed. You sat down If you could find a seat , donned the ear phone and flipped the switch to listen in to the simultaneous ini n t o English , ter pretations Fre nch , and Russian languages of the diplomats words , If you did not care to hear him In the original . The mood of the high diplomatic assembly could only be descr ibed as sombre , dignified , august , and public. Diplomacy tradlonally conjures up the spectre of a cloak-and-dagger game played by hard-headed and tough-minded representatives of governments . Witnessing the Political Affairs CcfTnmlttee In session gave the appearance that Woodrow Wilson' s call for "open covenants , openly arrived at " has finally been answered , though It is said by some observers that the har d bar gains are still struck more informally before their public discussion. The point was well underscored by the quality of diplomats B.S .C . students had opportunity to meet with for an Informal in-de pth briefin g. They all weTe vocal, eloquent , and eager t o convince the listener ot the sincerity of their position. H er e was a representa tive ot the Public Affair s Division of the United States Permanent Mission to the United Nations: young ,handsome , and a public speaker , par excellence. Here were the four members of India 's delegation to this session of the United Nati ons: th ree members of P arl iamen t an d one a universit y professor— all personable and read y speakers. United Nations ? Here is a brief balance-sheet: The U.N. as a peace-kee per of t he worl d can clai m only a success. qualified severel y There have been 55 Infract ions of peace around the worl d since the birth of the organ ization . The U.N. could not prevent them from occurring. Neverthele ss, the pacifying role of the world body in Korea , Cyprus , Middle East , the Congo, Kashmir cannot be easily dismissed. The Korean conflict was fought and brought to a halt under the Unite d Nations banner. Since 1964 , a U.N. peace-kee ping force has kept the Cyprlot Greeks and Turks apart . U.N. ' diplomats and soliders have played a vital role betwee n the Arab countries and Israel since the latter' s creat ion In 1Q4A In Kinshasha (for merly , the Congo), U.N. forces not onlj succeeded In preventing a cold war militar y confrontation , but was instrumental , throu gh the United Nations Civilian Administration , In creatin g a viable nation * The United Nations helped brin g about stoppage of hostilities In Kashmir In 1948 and again In 1945. These are no mean achievements for an Internationa l organizat ion whose work was predicated on the unreal ized hope of continuing cooper ation among the members of the grand alliance of World War II . Most of the Important conflicts have involved (continued on page three ) " UE UM£ \H ft L9H0 UHefcC Ho CUftTftM »S Dft BUJ N To HIO £ 1*H£ TRUT HS .fUl inoHD P. SHftF ER FOR UM Frank M . Pizzo li When there are two grou ps sharin g different opinions abou t a subject , at a certain point their differences concernin g ideas are blown out of proportion. When the differences are str etched out of shape the n the groups perception of each other is unrealistic. This unrealistic perc eption of the other side who differs with ya in th ought brings on a certain plan of attack which wouldn 't normally be used if communica ti ons were used. The plan of attack follows a pattern: one group must consistentl y clobber the other until they see thin gs the right way. One group claims tha t their action s are for the benefit of alleven th e other grou p. Someday our oppone nts will come to see thin gs our way . Wh en thi s plan of atta ck J ust described Is completed then one side claims victory. Wron g. Victory Is not mak- VOL. IL ing all one 's opponents see things his way but rather study one 's opponents and seeing why they feel the way they do. You might discover something ver y Interesting: the crite ri a of two different groups might possibly be the same - to help matters. J ust their methods differ. After understanding thi s It would be possible to find areas where the methods coincide and that would be a starting point for cooperation . If cooperation is given a startin g point and you have faith in It something good might happen. By cooperati on one should not think of "stoolles , backsliders , dupes , (a well-employed wor d around here for those who take a stand on either side of an issue )," or anythn g that denote s compr omise. Cooperation to anyone should spell concern for a common goal and workin g togeth er to achieve it. NO. 15 THE MAROON AND GOLD BUI TeiUworth Editor-in-Chief tualnesaManager dor llemaan Manaf htf Idltor Tom Punk Ntwt Idf for Sam Trapane Co-Feature Bd.tors , j ln , fectotti Tarr y Blast Spoilt Idltor Jack Hoffmlan Copy I dltor ., Linda Ce-Clrculatlon Mgrs. Pat Hollar Carol Klihbaugh Wiato Idf tor Marie Povcart Art Idl tor Advltor flnn lt John ttugrln Konnoth C. Hoffman STAFF: Shelley Brunou i, Kate Calpin, Jim Chapman , Carman Ciullo , Lora Duckworth , Kathi Farrall , Jim Fiynn, Karan Gablo , Elaine Hartung, Pam Hickay, Andraa Hoffman , Cathy Jatck. Karen Kelnard , Suti Krett , Cindy Michenar , Randae Pray,, Tom Schofi eld, Glan Spotta, Da v o Wright, Joanna Chowka , Sue Spragua , Jody Hoff , Mike Hock , Frank Piiioli , Dave Watt , Josaa Jamas, Harris Wolfe , Dave Kelter. All opinions expressed by columnists and faaturo writers, Includin g letter-to-the- edito r,ara not necessa r i ly t hose of the publication but thota of the individual s. Call Ext. 323 or Write 301 Our Back Pages jim sachettl It is said that a tru ly classic die Rocko was mad , mad der thar never , work of literature will In his life. He of this is example prime ever been and the he'd why she understand the immortality of Shakes peare 's couldn't plays . Well , let us add anothe r couldn 't wait. Four mont hs; four name to the ranks of undyin g months and he'd be out of this pieces of literatur e, meanin g hell hole for good . She couldn't Theodore Sturgeon 's The Synthetwait four gooddamn months. He ic Man . Althou gh published twenty j ust couldn 't understa nd It , and years ago, this novel is still alive the more " he thou ght about it the and being avidly read today . less he understood , and the less Classified as Science Fiction , he understood the madde r he got. this book holds the usual mad "Hey Rocko , it' s time we be scientist , a hero , and a heroine . gettin ' over t' the field ." However , the fantastic Stur geon "Yeah . " has taken these common charac t"Hey, come on buddy , 'shake ers and spun them into a tal e it off. Ya can 't go on eatin ' yer of fantastic intricracy which heart out forever. We got work holds the imagination until the to do. " final , shatterin g climax . Inter"Yeah , yeah I know. It 's just woven behind the initial sci fi that it makes me sick. She can 't theme is found a subtle but com- wait four goddamn months. " plex idea of love . Love holds an "Well what are ya gonna do. important position in Stur geon 's Some of 'em j ust can 't wait fer works , and The Synthetic Man is it. Why don 't ya worr y about It no exception . Love is found when we get back , right now we throughout the book , and helps to got a bit of flyin ' to do. '\ brin g the story to its ' dramat ic Several hours later , a formaconclusion . tion of C-123's Is returnin g from For those of you who are true Its run . It had been an easy one; Science Fiction lovers , this book they had been sprayin g "Agent will be enjoyable . And for thos e Or ange ", a potent defoliant , on of you who , like me , have always the rice fields surroundin g a hated sci fi because it brou ght "suspected " Viet Cong supply to mind visions of huge monsters , center . this book will be good reading . "Hey Charlie , ya see those Althou gh it is dated in years , The farmers down there? " Synthetic Man is a book of love "Yeah . " that will never die as long as man "I' m goln' down for 'em." walks on the earth . s.l.s. "Aw fer Chrissake Rocko, let GOOD CLEAN FUN Americans plac e great faith In their cherished folk-sayings , sometimes to their great misfortune. One of the se proverbs which has mislead many is that the best things in life are free . Not so, Suzy Creamch eese. They cost exac tly for ty cents and if you're smart you 'll grab yours quick. **What is all thi s nonsense? " an intelligent reader might ask himself. Working on the assum p tion that this paper doesn 't have an y, I'll continue. Every year a handf ul or two of typically anti-social , pseudo-intellectuals get together to exercise their collective ego for the express purpo se of elevating themselve s into a higher (In their opinion) social stratum than their fellow students. Lacking the means to do this in any socially permissable manner , they take to subversive activity . They publish the (fanfare , roll of drums , thunder and lightning) Olympian . Many people are totally unaware of the existence or purpose , much less the delights , of this d e v i c e . The Olympian Is t o t a l l y unlike any experience you 've ever had. It Is extremely usefu l, being port able and small enou gh so that It doesn 't consume too much space. Furt h ermore , it Is very easy to keep. It is faithful and eats practically nothing. It will rewar d any pro ud possessor with man y an hour of romantic enjoyment . A wor d about what the Olympian can do for you. I f y ou are afte r some fair youn g lass who h asn 't feasted her ey es on the current edition , you can copy one of several quite effective love poems and send it to her. She will be suitabl y Imp ressed , yet not overly so. She will not bo awed into thinkin g sho is dating another Lord Byron , bu t then you pro bably couldn 't match Lord Byron ' s poetry or ...other accomplishments. There is a tree poe m which you can send to th e National Forestry Service . They 'll send you a plaque and a genuine Cal ifornia Redwood leaf. You can read M aurer' s shor t story to your mother . No explicit sex scenes. You can exer cise your he Ills;- erent attitude towards modern art by looking at the painting and sculpture and saying, "I could have done that! " You can thrill to the exquisite beaut y of my color photographs . All for a mere forty cents . To be serious for a moment , the 1970 Olympian was delayed by pr inting difficulties . We incorpora ted more art work this year and tried color for the first time. Apologies are due to Kathy Gentille , our cover ar ti st , for the terr ibly botched- up cover. Her or iginal work was done In rich browns and oranges . Unfortunate ly, the printer was unable to duplicate the color s. Outside of that , in al l can dor , the magazine has no other great faults. For ty cent s buys a half-decent literary magazine. On sale outside the Student Union . Harris Wolfe LETTER Dear Editor , On a panel discussion wi h a self-styled radical editor of a college newspaper some year s ago , I was offered a distinction between radical and liberal which I though t correct then , and still think valuable in the light of recent deve lopment s on this cam p us . According to Frank , a liber al is a chap who believes that on any given I ssue , a few people have made up their minds pro and con , but the vas t majority are still undecided and can be swayed to one side or another by appropriate rational ar gument . Also accordi ng to my frie nd a radical is a man who believes that most people have already made up their minds when you come to talk about an Issue , and the few In the middle can be ignored on the grounds that they e it her cannot or w ill not get involved . Rational arg ument Is irrelevant under such circum stances : one spea ks solely to denigrate the opp osition in order to cheer up one ' s own troo ps. Given these d efi n it ions , for example , a liberal would run a college newspape r by offering a wide range of viewpoints , with the expectation that the undecided middle could be informed and 'em alone. Let 's get back an' get ourselves a beer. ** "No , they look like Cong to me , I'm goln' to get 'em. " •«Rocko ya can 't tell what they are. Let's get back. " "No , I'm goin' down , I haven 't done any huntin ' in a while .*' One of the plane s break s for ma tion . The four women In the field look up In tim e to see a single American plane diving at them. Wing guns thumping , the plane makes one pass at the field and pulls up. "Not bad Rocko , three outta four ain 't bad. " "Yeah , let' s go get that beer .*' For those of you who still believe that America is waging a limited and just war in Southeast Asia , I offer the following reminder: armies are made up of men , human beings who , under adverse conditions , often find It ver y hard to be limited and just. Men who a' times , even find some sort of fuflllment in war. For those of you who think that the story you 've just read Is noth ing more than my Imagination wor king overti me , I offer the following quote from the November 2 Issue of TIME magazine : "Despite the promising pro gress of the South Vietnamese air force , some U.S. airmen are reluctant to give up an American combat role . "My men grum ble that they are frustrated— that there are no good targets left any more ," says one U.S. Air Force wing commander . "But I always remind them of the plight of pilot s back in the states. •Let 's face It' I tell the m, 'Viet Nam is the only place In the world today where you can dro p real bombs .*" persua ded . Thus , wheth er one agrees with him or not , one can recognize a liberal by the simple fact of his involvement in the process of rational persua sion. What some people consider conservative in political terms would , by this definition , be liberal in inte llectua l terms , pro vided only that the conservative point of view be pre sented rationally in the full hope and expectation of consent from an au di ence open to rat ional appeals , willing to give up a wrong position and come over to rat iona l app eals, willing to give up a wrong position and come over to the right side (no pun intende d here , the situation at B.S.C . is too grave for trivia ). I might add that it has been my pl easur e to encounter a num bero f very bright , sub t le conservat ive thinkers on this campus , a most stimulating Intellectual exper ience form. But given these definitions one reco gnizes a ra di cal , not by any New Leftism or Old Rightism , but by his contempt for and disbelief in the entire process of rat ional persuasion . His resort to blatant propagand a comes about thr ough his absolute disbelief in the posslblity of intellectua l convers ion . It Is a sad thin g to have to say that there are a num ber of radicals on this cam pus , sneer ing at one another from lef t to r ight In the columns of t he Maroon & Gold , f or exam pl e. E ven more sign ifi cant are th e hordes of non-involved , cardplaying members of this community who refuse to get Into anything because they think , "What' s the use , y ou can 't figh t city hal l here?" These are the true radical s , taking the ultimate copout posture In despai r . Anyone on this campus who , by blocking procedures of rationa l change and frustrating faith In established pro cesses of justice , frus trate s and defeats previously Involved students so that the y lose faith in the system , Is there by partially responsible for the cr eation of rad icalism at Bloomsburg State College . John McLau ghlln, En glish Department I I I I Fif th Col umn by Blass About my jigger: the following is a parody of the old essay contests we used to get at Southern Area High School , you know the type , both the high school and the essays. The high school was , well , a high school , complete with ruling s like "no open display s of - affection between classes." I never could fl gger whether they meant you weren 't spozed to show affection , or the classes wer en 't spozed to. Like the only fun I reme mber was going to pep rallies to listen to the p.a. syste m screw up and shoot feedback . Yeah, and then there were the essay contests. Like the DAR 's. "Letter from a Soldier Crossing the Delaware With Washington to A Soldier in Viet Nam. " Love ly, ain 't it? Well, the following, considerably moderniz ed now , was what I submitted to the DAR , and I got no pr izes, for some stran ge reasons. Since then the DAR has taken a stand against anti-pollution , cuz as we all know the ecologists are Commies ; yes, the DAR has gone on to better things . So have I , having migrated from high school underground to college over — hmmm. Anyway , picture this: a soldier with the original Marthakumquatter is crossing the Delaw are. He has just finished his note to me, Blass, 1970, a possible candidate for Viet Nani butchery. He has advised me to shoot my commanding officer and run like hell. All he needs do is put the letter in the buoy in hope I'll find it someday . .. and suddenly a voice cries: What 's that you're writin g, soldier ?" •Tin not writin g it , sir . I'm done , General Washington. " "Good for you. What is It you just finished writing , soldier ?" "-V note. " "You mean 'A note , sir !'" "A note , sir!" "A note to who? " "To whom , sir. " "Look , schmuck , tell me who you're wr iting to. I mean , it is just a bit unusual that while we're out here Christmas night having a good time , you're writing a note. To whom? " "A future soldier in Viet Nam , sir. " "Viet Nam? " "Yes , sir. In Asia." "Say what? " "In Asia , sir. We're fighting a w ar over there ." "W ho are? " "The UnitedState s of Amer ica, sir ." "The United State s? " "That 's what you're going to call this nation once we win , sir. " "I am , am I? " "You are , sir. " "Back to this Vealed Ham ..." "Uh , that 's Viet Nam , sir. " "Viet Nam , then . V/ho 's fighting there? " "The United States of the future , sir. " "The Unite d State s of the Future ? I thought it was 'of Ameri ca.* " "Yes , sir , excu se me, sir. The United States of America , in the future , sir. " "The future , huh? " "1970 , to be exact. " "Yeah , fella , sure. Now let's supp ose you do know what 's going to happen 200 years from now. Just what the hell is the United States of America , as you cal l them , doing fighting a war in some assh ole Asian country? " "That 's a good question , sir , I'm glad you aske d . You see , the 1970 American public doesn 't even know why America is fighting In Viet Nam. Yet thi s war has been going on for almost a decade. " "Do you mean to tell me that the United State s will be under dictatorship that just wages war f or war 's sake, then? " "No sir. No dictatorshi p, that is. I guess." "Then how can a nation be fighting a decade-long war it doesn 't want if it's free? Tell me. soldier! " "They 've had some piss-poor Presidents , sir. Particularly Richard Milhouse Nixton ." "Pre sident? " "Yes, sir. You'll be one, too, in a couple years. The first Americ an President , kind and humble , not letting power go to your head ." " To your head , sir!!" " Yes , sir. Sir! " "C' mon now , boy. Cut out all this future cra p and hand me the note. " "No, sir , or der or not." "Why not? " " Now don 't get angr y, sir. Because I have to get this to a kid named Blass cuz he may end up in Viet Nam and I want to advise him what to do." A voice from the rear of the |pg noNSi?mToft s :g if That's boat yells, "Eit her get him to hand over the note or make him get back to rcwin '. Christ , it's cold out here , sir ." Another voice offers this exp lanation. "M aybe he won't show ya the note *cause It ' s for the British. He 's a spy!" A chant is star ted , the crew yelling "Tory rat , Tory rat! " "I'm your General , boy. Tell me the truth. Ar e you a nogood stinkln ' Tor y spy?" "No, sir. " " Then lemme see the note alread y!" The soldier hastil y places the note in a buoy - type cannlster and heaves it far over the ship's side. "Now whatcha go and do that for ?" "Because it has to get to Maybe someday he'll Blass. find it ." A voice from the back of the boat yells, "See , I told ya he's a spy ! Why else wouldn't he let ya see the note ?" The chant is renew ed. "Tor y rat , Tory rat! " "General Washin gton, I'm not a spy, so help me!" "Be honest , boy. Like I am . Why , when I was a boy I chopped down this cherr y tree , see, and — " A groan passes over the boat. "Not the cherr y tree stor y again! " Fifteen minutes later. "And then my father didn 't punish me." "That 's nice , sir. »» "Now, boy, I»ll do with you just what my father did with me. Tell me the contents of the note — or I'll kill ya!»» "I'm not a Tory , sir! " "Quit whining, boy. Take it like a man. Why when I chopped down that cherr y tree —»» Twent y minutes later . "And so much for the cherr y tree. We don 't like your kind , boy, so cough up. Confess & we may go easy on ya. " The soldier babbles. "It wasn 't for the British , sir , I keep telling ya. It was for Blass , who happens to be an American wr iter , klnda , in 1970, who may get drafte d" "Hold it , boy. Did you say Blass? I just noticed somethin g." "Yes, sir. Blass , sir. " "Ah hah , I thought so! Blass is a German name ! You're spying for the Hessians! " "Now just a f king minute! " "You many not have a minute lef t , "cries a crewman . "Shoot am UN's 25th (continue d fro m page one) the great nuclear powers , even If only by proxy , and the U.N. as any other police force , has found Itself helpless between power s of such magnitude. It Is in the non-policical arena of the U.N. work that the greatest accolades ar e justly deserve d. International cooperation has been highly encouragin gIn the activities of the fifteen specialized agencies engaged in social, cultural , econom ic , and educational fields. The U.N. has also been engaged in the pioneering task of codifying international law. And there is growin g optimism over the work of the or ganization in such non-political areas as checking world popula tion explosion , world hun ger , world povert y, wor ld enviro nmental pollution , amon g other global problems. How does the Unite d Nations measure up from the national perspective of the United States? The answer to thi s question came from a spokesman for the U.S. Mission who pr efers to remain unidentified. The question asked was: "How do you respond when someone charac terizes t h e U.N. as a Communist organization? " His answer : "The U.N. Is most emphatically not a Com- him if he don't talk! " "Tory rat , Tory rat! " "So you want the Hessians to win , eh?" "General , I never said that . See , Blass is in 1970 and Viet Nam - " "Quit throwing me that future shit , b oy f Nonsense , utter nonsense! How can you expect us to believe such a fantastic stor y? " "I-but- uh-see, Blass Is this kidViet Nam-Nlxton- oh , forget it. " "Then tell the truth ! "It is the truth , goddammit! " "Boy, if you don 't tell us the truth in the next five seconds , we'll shoot ya dead . And you can take my work for that — why, one time I chopped down thi s cherr y tree ..." "Oh , f k your cherry tree !" "That did it! Aim , boys. Talk , kid." tion. The United State s has to work with over 125 nations on the basis that they are all sovereign nations and have their own national objectives. Time was "when the United States could count on automatic majorit ies in t h e United States. That was until about 1960 when the United Nations was membered lar gely by white , western nations. Again and African nations today constitute the numerical majo rit y, though by no means a solid , permanen t bloc. We cannot take their support for gra nted. Nor can the Communist bloc led by the Soviet Union . We must work with the members of the U.N. as best as we can . The . U.N., however , is very essential for the United States as forum for international cooperatio n' and prevention of conflict. If the U«N«. did not exist , we would almos t certa inly have to Invent one, " (continued on page elah» ) munist-controlled , or even Communist-dominated or ganization . The idea of it originated with Franklin Roosevelt and Winston Churchill . The United States has a veto power over the most important political questions that come up before the United Na^ tions Security Council. What people forget is that it is not the State Department of the United States. It is a world or ganiza- pta&oN , -rft grVe c Tgp #n" -g.cn«

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Phona 784-4292 Send self add ressed stamped envelope t o: 127 W. Main BLOOMSBURG Colo r Production Inc. Box 331, Hba. Pa. 171* IFC ISC Lamda Alpha Mu The service sorority of Lam da Alpha Mu announces their fal l pledge class: Sherry Adams , Sharon Blackburn , Paulette Chabock , Che Che Dimmick , Mari lyn Handschuk j Ann Harr is (pledge class president) , Marlene Klacik , Marietta McMick en , Jean Munro , Ann Ram ies and JoAnne Vitalle . The pledges will be initiated into the sororit y at the fall banque t , which will be held Novem ber 14 , at the Hazleton Holiday Inn . Lamda 's officers the for 70 71 year are President -r- Karen William son , First Vice President — Mar gy Turner , Second Vice Pr esident — Nanc y Berry (also present pledge class mistress ), Corres pondin g Secretary - Alice Whitmer , Recording Secretar y - Jan Dyke s, Tr easurer • Corri nne Dun gey, and Historian - Linda Miller . D .E .B . NEWS The Sisters of Delta Epsilon Beta raf fled off a trip for two to New Y ork City as their fund raising event of the semester , The tri p included tickets for "Hair " , dinner and transportation . The winning ticket was 742 bought by Robert Murphy of Brid geport , Pa . The sorority would like to thank all those who helped to make the raffle a success by purchasin g a ticket . The Sisters have also been busy plannin g their Black & White Formal . The social event is to take place this Saturday , November 14 at Briar Heights Lodge. Social hour begins at 7:30 with dinner scheduled to follow at 8:30 p.m . PHI SIGMA EPSILON The brothers of Phi Sig have added eight new members to the fraternity this semester . New brothers include , Kevin Hays , Rick Bastinelli , Dave Dickens , Milt Morse , Bob Choma , Art Pupa , Bill Spencer , and Jerry Witte , These men were inducted on Saturday October 31 , with sincere congratulations being extended to the members of our second pledge class. This year the brothers have be* come officially affiliated with Chi Sigma Rho as their sister sorority, and recently combined talents on this years ' homecoming float which copped fourth place in para de competition . The theme of the float was "Brid ge Over Troubled Waters . " Work also has been completed on a raffle which will be sponsored by the fraternity which offers a portable fifteen inch color television set . Ch ances are now on sale at a price of seventyfive cents a chance and can be obtained from any brother . The broth ers also for the first time In the history of Phi Slg have suc cessfully competed In intra-mural soccer competiti on. The season was completed with a recor d of 2-2-1 , with John Law* scor ing the first goal rence against opposition in four years . Water Polo and basketball competition are eagerly being anticipated In future intra-mural events, Severa l br others have rec ently been pinned or engaged , they are Bob Br aslngton , Joh n Lawrence , Jim Carlin , R ecco Misero, Snake Leonard , Dave Kinde r , Bill Ha rtfe lder and Pau l Cau ghan . News Bri e f s Fil m Fest *r HALL OF FAME The "Hallmark Hall of Fame " will open its 20th consecuti ve season on television Tuesday , Nov . 17 (9-1 1 p.m . NYT) with a new , two-hour productio n of "Hamlet ," starring Richard Chamberlain , on the NBC Television Network . A Christma s season encore re-broadcast of the origin al musical , "The Littlest Angel , " will be presente d Sunday, Dec . 6 (7:30-9 p.m . NYT ). More than 30 million viewer s tuned to the first color cast of the Littlest Angel " on NBC -T V Dec . 6, 1969 , according to national audience measurements . Praise 5th Column (Continued fr om page three ) tr P m writ ing for Blass. " "One !" "And he 's in 1970 — " "Two! " "& Viet Nam is in Asia — " "Three! " "Don't point th ose guns tha t way, ya tuncha Commies! I only told Blass that anyone fighting for the United States in Viet Nam should turn arou nd and shoot his superiors ....Ooooops.M "Th at proves it , men, he is a Tory ! Four , five , fire! *' "Some Chr istmas spirit , you guys — Uhhh." He dies, falls overboard . Silence for a few moments . Wa shington , not yet Pr esident but nonetheless another type of slaveowner, commands, "Circle 'round a bit , boys. I want to find that cannister. " The men oar on , as W ashin gton mumbles " Viet Nam-MIlh ouseBlass-shee-itl " Sudden ly The Fathe r of Our C ountry , who has been standing in the immortalized pose of the Daintine. yells "And get that idiot rag of flag outta my face! Goddamn Betsy Ross. She got the wrong idea when I talke d to her , anyway. I didn 't want no flag! 1 j ust asked her If she'd like to have a little fun with my pole. Not only that , she gave me a bad case of Spiro Agnew." Crash ! ?•General Washington ! We 've run agr ound! " "Oh Lord , now what'll we do? We were supposed to get the re soon. " "Get where , sir ? You never told us where we were going. I mean, it Is Christmas night and and here we are ever ything paddlin g around like Idiots on the Delaware. " "The Delaware ? /*ln»t this the Potomac? " "NO , sir . The Delaware , sir. " "Darn , too bad . Did I ever tell you guys about the time I threw a silver dollar over the Poto— ?" "Yes , sir , you have . Many , many times. " "Never mind , then . Just hop off and go scout around. With an y luck we may have landed at the r ight place . I'll stay here and stand guard In case that cannister comes floating back. " from critics included : "By the end of the 90-minute pr ogram there tho se who had fallen unde r ^, nypnotic spell" CThe New York Times); and " ...an ideal family attra ction " (the New Yor k Daily News). "The Littlest Angel " is based on Charles Tazew ell' sC hristmas classic about a headstron g shepherd boy who Is transform ed into an angel . Fred Gynne plays the Guardian Angel and Johnnie Whitaker star s in the title role . They are joined by six special guest starts : Cab Calloway as the angel Gabrie l; E . G . Marshall as God ; John McGiver as the Angel of Peace ; Tony Randall as Democritus ; George Rose as theSycopomp, and Connie Stevens as the Flying Mistress . ART DISPLAYED An exhibition of paintings by Kenneth Wilson , Associate Professor Art of BSC , has been for mally put on display at the Cam pus Center at Susquehanna University unde r Clyde Lindsley, director . The exhibit will run until November 28. Many of the paintings , belonging to the Envisage Series , are of watercolor s which were done last summer in Maine . Among the paintin gs ther e are four oils , two ink renderings , and seventeen watercolors . TURNER SPEAKS "Professor Geor ge Turner is the speaker at Thursday night 's Rap-In . He will speak on The Black Mani festo in Northumberland Hall lounge at 7 p.m . All students are invite d. blanks or more information please contact the Internat onal Experimental Film Festival , Canisius College , 2001 Main A film festival aimed at aidin g Street, Buffalo , New York , 14208. The festival will be open to the novice filmmaker has been public with tickets available the organized by the International at the box office or from the Experimental Film Society. The Festival Office prior to showing newly formed group will present dates . its firs t annual film festival and competition at Canislus College in Buffalo , New York , February Summer 11th through the 13th . (continued page In outlining the Society 's aims , Bruce Powers , Pr esident , stated , "The Festival' s award system is deliberate ly angled toward the beginner filmmaker in order to encourage him , with genuinely . worthwhile prize 9 money and equipment , to make films r egularly . " Backin g up these aims , the Society is offering a special award for the best of the films entered by filmmakers who are submittin g their work to a competitive festival for the first time . The Society also hopes to benefit the filmmaker with a written evaluation of each film entered . A pane l of commercial , institutional and independent filmmakers will judge the films . Open to all filmers , the festival 's three cate gories of competition are: Dramatic , Documentary and Free Form , First prize in each categor y is $100.00. The best-of-festival film award is $250 .00. In addition , there is a special merit award of $7 5.00 for technical and or aesthetic achievement . ^ Deadline for the entries is December 21 , and for film arriva l, J anuary 4. For entry fro m Increase in fees , the change in General Ed ucation requirements , the change in the policy regard ing the repeating of certain courses (students are no longer able to "epeat courses in which they earned a "D"), and also enable the ad ministration to coord inate the change in the Summe r Sessions with the proposed chan ge in the academi c year (1971-1972) calendar. Of immediate concern , however , is the Summer Session pattern for 1971. The established 3-6-3 pattern is as follows: Dates Session Pre June 7 - June 25 M ain June 28 - Aug. 6 Aug. 8 - Aug. 27 Post One change will be instituted during the 1971 Summer Sessions. Heretofore , BSC has scheduled classes for seventyfive minutes rather than the standard ninety minutes. In the interest of consistency with the regular academic program , the classe s during the . 1971 Pre , Main and Post Sessions will be scheduled as follows: Session Daily Class Schedule Pre and Post 8:30 to 9:45 10:45 to 12:00 Main (2 periods for 6 credits) Period 1 — 8 - 9:15 Period 2 - 9:30 - 10:45 Period 3 - 11:00 - 12:45 Period 4 - 12:30 - 1:45 I ; This is the way it is. Afe're into it. ^^ ^^^ mm ^^ A^v * \ ¦ J * T&F\j f • ' ^^^^^ ^^ ¦' ¦ Jya£x^\ j l s 9 ^^L^L^^i. ^ y a^L^L^B 1' ^Lflfl2*TnN. r Wj-angfer \Mh aW , 1/ fl Jeans \ W^ )A I /f ^^ V ^\ ^r\ a^afl VH | WITH Wremem l^ HI ber the "W" it silent. ^ ¦¦ ELANESE* ¦Pohtre"l An hour or more later the men came back, cheering mightil y. "Genera l , you're a genius ! How did you know there was a Hessian camp here? Them Hessians was so stone d from celebrating we j ust moved right in and wiped » em out! You old fox you knew , all the time that we were on our way to take th is Hessian camp, huh ?" 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