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= MURDER ! ! =
A HAPPY EASTER?

Library Attachee' Kills .
Victim of Circumstance

library door . Detectives found a trail
of blood leading from the History section (973.4). This section of the L?brary has never been very popular,
but since the crime of strain , passion,
and hate , throngs have been drawn to
the dusty seldom-used "Beard and
Beard Historys" as an excuse to view
the scene of this ghastly crime.
Librarian Eye-Witness
Social Service Club is beginning a
Due to the absence of the Head Linew project and they need your help. brarian, the assistant gave an eyeThe eiub, in cooperation with the witness account of the tragedy. Said
Philadelphia U.S.O. Scrapbook Com- the assistan t, "I had seen 'Buzzie'
mittee, plans to make scrapbooks f«r Housfioschus shortly before and had
the men in service. These books will said—I could kill him! never thinking
be sent to men in American hospitals the girl would take me literally." The
overseas, and on small ships leaving girl she spoke of was the second-rate
eastern ports, and to men on duty in assistant to the assistant. All the
isolated outposts on this continent assistants to the second-rate assistant
and off-shore bases.
are being held along with the secondIn order to h ave enough material rate assistant to the assistant for furAaa
war boxds
to fill a lot of these scrap books we i ther questioning.
will need all the things we can get .
Threat Overhca.nl
¦
If you have any pin -up girls, j okes.
soijnnuo.ioe o) ojbjdj
Onlookers
said they heard the secjo
Suiqonn} cartoons , magazine clippings, stories
Aoi[) so s^oofqns oiuiopuoK
ond
-rate
assistant
to the assistant
The two new Freshman girls in the oqi ui s-poqiaiu s.o.i.ioj Jiy Aiu.iy jo (long or short), articles (light , or ser- hiss in a low tone "I'll get you yet"—
pin:
put:
spiu
ious),
sooiAOp
pictures , or qui zzies, save them .
i
dormitory, Mary Moscr and Marjo cic uoi^B.iisuoiuop n
(hen a duJJ thud , followed by a
The committee making the scrap- and
Brace, have boon \mdergoing Customs 3uiuu?j ; jo uoi)ii/;iun oq; 'pn? Sui
death
-like stillness . The .second-rate
lately. The first day of customs they -ipt!O} v s"i? jjB.iD.ut: io uorii ;zf[rjn oq] books will have a box labeled "U.S.O. assistant rushed from the stacks
wore their hair in pigtails and for j oaod niA\ sv.un.iSo.ul nqi 'iB.muoS u j Scrapbooks" on the counter of the shouting "Oh what have. I done ? 1
"uoai " oq {tiav uoi^B.iis canteen . Drop in a gag or a picture didn 't moan to do it , bui he wouldn 't
several days they wore sign s bearing
"
jp
their names and names of their homo I - u oiu. oqi oj oi(a\ >Ui:jsjo oq) u;si so2o[ or anything else you have that you let me alone. " With this she slumped
olio
S.mq think the fellows would enjoy . We prostrate across Webster's New Simtowns. They are frantically tryin g to I -[o;> aoqoi!0^ uoaos •U|i
get autogra phs of numerous uppor- -siuooja '£ ", 15J classmen and fac ulty members. Tues- ojuis Sj nqsiuoojti oq-) -\v. soo.ioj B.S.T.C. to be tops!!
Death Struggle.
Social Service
day, March 27, the formal initiation Jiy ^umv 'S "f l °M'I A< \ sodiaop pun
, half-crawling, struggled
The
victim
took place at. a dorm parly hold in spin Suiuic.i) D|qi!.in.-)o.t d jo suopc.is
out
between
Literature and Fine and
third floor lobby. Refreshments wore -uouiop puovj e oi p.T)iAur oq \[]m soil Got Any Cartoons
Useful
Arts
clutching
desperately at
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'sjooqos
-jsj
OAUin
A
.n:puo
pun
soH.)|[oo
served and everyone had an enjoy able
A
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Would
Enjoy?
Ba uer and Peyser's "How Music
q»oj
'
op?Aud
-dos
i!d
jo
put?
n?t
o[\qnd
ti m e.
Grew , " Bloodstains can still be found
At the meeting of the Waller Hall soAijK Juoso.ulo.i pin: sj oitM)siuiiupv
The regular monthly supper meet- on the Science stacks. Stunned onGoverning Board on Thu rsday, March
ing of the B-Club was held on Thurs- lookers could not move as they stood
22 , Marcella Vogcl was named Chair- 3J3^ UO1JT3JUSUOUI3Q
day, M ar ch 29 , at 6 P. M , In or de r transfixed. Some one said he moaned
mnn of a committee lo collet old
to gain a new outlook on life the
he passed "Vogue" on the magazine
clothing for War refugees and Martha
ui ooj ojj iy •§ -ft gals di ned in the New Gym instead of as
rack. He struggled out. of the gate
Stit zel was named Chairman of a
their usual meeting place—dear old and with weaving faltering steps
committee pending arrangements for
¦
Science
Hall social rooms. The meal crossed th e doorsill only to fall in a
oj
oui
uoao
nmDB
uopunijs
Paren t s' Week-end.
higher plane , nccording to crumpled heap. His. collapse seemed
was
on
a
ou.1 sa>iBui 'ooci d >»nn him so3u|j .uj ui
Odds and Knds
some
of
the
members ! The committee to release the onlookers from their
i Mary Schroerier professes to be an puu siiiBop 'siuout iuj-jaj jo j aqmnu in cha rge of the supper were Eva stunned silence.
ardent lover of fresh dates. Wonder {UUIJOU Olf l pun OIHipUOD 10U H|A\ S.JO Bourgeois, Peggy Beach , and Jacque-ipnoj lt Aoua3,w>uu),, pouuo-os luosoj d
Pronounced Deiul
what kind ?
line Shaffer .
Dodie Berlows theme song those OH,} JO XUUUI 1l!l|l pUJ Oq) JO A\O ]A UJ During the short business meeting
Quick thinkin g, fast , Johnny Opaldnys seems to be "Flys in the Butler- •oSmioo sj o qauox ^UH S Sjnqs uioom that followed the supper, 'plans were ka rushed to Ph.m , Brown who prom ilk , Shoo , Shoo, Shoo ", Well , she O IH SuipniOUJ 'KJUl.'AJ A'SUUOd UI SUOI) made for several outdoor suppers and nounced the victim dead two minutes
-nvosuy uojiRonpo .unpuo} oq} \\v. ukuj
was raised on a furm , you know.
later. Hmelnicky with his ever prea week-end camp ing trip in April,
ii
Dolores DeVizzia is becoming notor- oun n u| o^unpiM \\].s\ saotpno) pcu p After the business session the club sent thoughtfulnoss took from his
ious for the numerous' dancing exhi- -unij uoaojo Xioiv/unmuki v 'inVJ jxou members participated in the various pocket n bottle and assisted the secbitions she pilts on frequently, She is 1S(XO \\\A\ qoH(A\ SOIOUUDUA po.Ip imq activities that are regular features of ond-rate nssistnnt to the assistant to
anxiously awaiting the next Navy fire a*iuoa\1 pojniunso oi\\ Atkins oi pojrcd the weekly Girls' Open House.
a nearby chair.
ui sj ouotto} Special guests of the evening were
drill , so she can got off her new rou - •pftini bj sj ,$I j oquia
Body In View
joutos
osuij oijs v
tine . 0lvd her a grass skirt and she'll poj punu uoo^moj
the new Frosh who just entered colDetectives
are searching for the
go a long, way. Maybe Gfnny King will
lege in March. They are: dorm stu- death instrument . By the way what
donate.hors, ;
dents—Marjorie Brace and . Mary happened to Krische's crutches??
ajnoy uopc rqig
Tiierbr. has been a general comMoscr; day students—Dawn RshelThe victim 's body may bo viewed
( Co|itiinui ed, on page 2)
A|ddng JDi pi23jL man nnd Betty Fisher .
on request at the Library—Honest.
March 27—B. P.
Young, prominent in this community, "Buzzie"" Housfioschus was found
today bludgeoned to death outside the

B-Club Dines
In New Gym

Waller Hall
Girls Initiate

iWaroon an b <6olb

Inter-Company
Track Meet
Being Planned

PoMUSbodttt the Baoomabar s State Itoaoben OoUtve

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^s°cia1ed Golle6ide Pr ess

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Editore
Athamantia Comuntzis , Jacqueline Shaffer
Editorial Board
Jean Richard , Phyllis Schrader
.. .. '. . . . John Zagoudis
Sports Editor
Service Editor
. Bernard W. Kane
Exchange Editor
. . . Mary Schroeder
Helen M. Wright
Business Manager
.
Eileen Falvey
. ... .
Circulation Manager
Evelyn Doney
Assistant
Reporters — Peggy Anthony, Rosanna Broadt , Jean Dickinson, Barbara Greenly,
John Hmelnicky, Audrey Lawton , i Baron Pittinger , Marj orie Downing -and Marjorie Stover.
Typists
Anna Pappas, Harriet Rhodes , Mary DeVitis
Miss Pearl Mason, Mr . Samuel L. Wilson
Faculty,Advisors .. . . :.. .

LIFE WITH UNCLE]
,

Dear Fellas:

by B w Kane

tr



"Doc" Nelson arid Coach Buchheit
have been conferring over the prospects of holding a track and field
event among the Navy men on the
station . They are planning to have
Company A and Company B compete
against one another in the course of
two afternoons, The proposed days
are April 4 and April 6 which fall
on Wednesday and Friday respectively.
During the firs t afternoon , the following events will take place: 100 yds.
dash, pole vault , shot put . one mile
run , running high j ump, discus throw,
60. yd hurdles and the 440 yard run.
On Friday afternoon the meet will
conclude with the 220 yd. dash,
runnin g broad jump, javelin throw, 2
mile run , 100 yd . low hurdles, and the
880 yd . run .
The meet should prove to be quite
interesting and should be given quite
a turnout by the follows in the unit .
No doubt , we can also be able to
gather some ideas as to how our track
team will shape up this coming season through this participation .

Since my sophomore year, I've enjoyed writing up our M & G's Service
column ; but now as a senior, I'd like to give the pleasure to young lady
who I know will keep "Life With Uncle" going after I graduate .
Many of you "fellas " will remember Phyllis Schrader, as a little fresh man girl who could be as athletic as Chesney and still hold the poise of the Weather Bolsters
perfect lady that she is.
In 1942, Phyllis came from Lewisburg to B.S.T.C. to train in the Special
Baseball Practice
field . She is now an outstanding junior who has made worthwhile contributions to leading activities here at college.
Bringing bat and ball outside fiYou'll like Phyllis; she's the sort of girl that any soldier could talk
nally, due to the fine weather the
with confidentially.
pas t week , the baseball team under
Yes , she 's a real girl for this service work. She will give it her best;
Nelson 's eye underwent a
and I know that you fellas will return your best . Keep those interesting "Doc"
few
brisk
workouts . Gettin g th e feel
letters corning; make "Life With Uncle " a joy for her that it was for me.
of a bat and ball was the main obj ect,
B. W. Kane
while th p coach obtained a fair-idea
.
1A. Kenneth It . Allen
as to wiio lip 1 bought were, ball
First. Lieutenant Kenneth Richard with th e army in Belgium , and How- players .
"Doc" Nelson concentrated on
Alien was killed in Germany March 1, ard , radio operator , who lias been rehis parents wore informed by telo- ported missing in action since Sep- batting drills and firing practice,
sending the outfielders after flii > s . On
Ri'am from tho War Departm ent . ; tember .17, 1944 .
Saturday
afternoon a 3 hour session
Lt . Allen was wounded in action
Lt . Allen was awarded the Purple
December ,19, 19-11 and returned to Heart medal for wounds sustained in was put in by the squad , which may
or many not have been beneficial , A
action with an artillery u nit last act ion
.
practice game among the squad memmonth , after recuperating from
hoi's which lasted about 4 innings
wounds of the shoulder and arm.
1 heard .sad hews, and looked around was played.
While a student, at Bloomsburg And i rj, concl usion this I found:
As far as the infielders are conState 'Poachers College, Lt . Allen en- Man has a goal beyond this life
they had a snappy workout
cerned,
listed in September , 19-14, and trained Or else we're mad to bear this strife:
on
Monday,
wi th "Doc" Nelson
at Camp Shelby, Miss., with an infan- Un mindfully he glowed with joy
tin
g
the
hit
apple.
There was A/S
try outfit . IIo was selected lo take an A care free "kid" a little boy.
catchi
ng
A/S
Klinofoltrr on
Bnttger
,
offi cers' candida te course at Fort Sill , I watched this healthy lad run past .
" om, on
with
fi
rst,
alternatin
gA/S P
Okla ., and was the n transferre d to "He" died tha t such may ever last..
Protico
and
A/S
second
base
A/S
.
the artillery . After being commission- A teen-aged girl st rolled by my way
Vornon , at short stop. A/S Mariased he was sent to Camp Hutner , N. C, Alive with youth , a girl quite gay.
late r returnin g to Fort Sill (or an She saw my gaze and dropped her chin , and spl ittin g third bnso A/S
Ix and A/S Ter hun e . The pitchers
extension course. Following compleeyes
tion of the special course, Lt . Allen The purest kind where goodness lies. are still, loosening tip working for
was sent to Camp Pickett , Va., nnd Per haps "He " had the like to boast ; cont rol The squad should be due for
its first cut .
late last, year was sent overseas, ar- So in protection gave His most .
riving in England , October 5, 1944. Then many helpless came lo mind:
Kenneth Richard Alien was bom The grand old lady good and kind
ITq, Tenth Air Force In Burma—
in Shamokin , May 9, 1922, and wns I saw the lame the half who 'll li ve
The promot ion to Staff Sergeant of
graduated from Shamokin High Because there's such ns "Him" to Robert L. Johnson, 23 yea r old son
School in 1940, af ter which he enof Mrs , Ada .Johnson , 224 Reservoir
giv e.
rolled at Bloomsburg State Toachors Ididn 't think
St., Lancaster , Pa., was announced by
of sturdy men
College. He wns well known through- Wh ole strength makes life secure for Maj . Gen . Howard C, Davidson , Comout this region as a talented dru m
mandin g General , Tenth Air Force,
them
maj or, performing with Shamokin Although
Sgt, Johnson , who hns been in
they
gain
from
what
he
did
High School band , and later with the By complex life
tho
service 31 months , spent the
, their Rain is hid.
Bloornsburg State Teachers College
past
22 months in tho India Bunn n
From those ta general thoughts I
band . Ho taught drum major ing at
thentro as Chief Clerk in tho
stray
Danville. Since childhood , Lt, Allen
Quartermaster Section of Tenth Air
was a member of the Trinity Episco- To wonder what the world would say Force Headquarters .
If it knew what a gem it lost
pal Church and Sunday school ,
He graduate^ Ieksburg High School
If it knew what a war has cost.
Surviving lire the parents and two
to tho BloomsburR State Teachers
brbtfibrs, Private Jaincs Allen , who is
B. W. Kane
College.

A.K.S.T.C, Freshman art studen t ,
Richard Fox, spends a lot of his spare
time pulling strings to make people
perform . You see , he's a marionette
maker, actor , and director. His productions include "The Mikado," "Hansel and Gretel," and the "Merry
Widow." His most popular act is a
burlesque on Cindrella called "Red
Plot Cinders."
—The Keystone
Take Me Out To The Bull Game
Plans for a softball game between
the men and women are under way
at Trenton State Teachers College.
The girls must wear men 's clothing
and no make-up . (My beloved is
rugged). Boys must be completely
clad in female attire ( skirts and
blouses or dresses ) hair ribbons, and
must bo completely mads- up—lipstick , rouge, and powder. They must
also bat left handed . ( Aro-o-o-o-ow!)
—State Signal
My Pet I'eevo
. . . Is that some boys are so gropey!
-—Leila Shaffer.
Windber Hi-Times
War Scrap Book
At New Paltz State Teachers College all members of the faculty and
student body are saving clippings
about men or women who' have at
some time attended New Paltz . It
will no doubt make interesting reading in the future years.
—The Van del
Hattlci of lh« Sexes

The females at Shippensburg State
I Teachers College have definitely disi proved the theory that where brawn
j is concerned , tho male is the suporj ior of the human race. In a ghastly,
barbarous bloody basketball battle,
the weaker sex displayed their hidden
talents for sinkin g shots in the basket . On several occasions the ladies
heroically throw themselves to the
ground in order to break the falls
Jof the boys as they thudded to the
door with tho delicacy of cannon balls .
(Girl s, chalk one up for our side).
Tlie Campus Reflector
StrwUsh
With graceful feet, a maiden sweet
Was tripping the ligh t fantastic;
When she suddenly tore for the dressing room door—
You novor ran trust tin's war elastic!
The Collegio

Cruising the Campus
Ahn, 'tis Spring,
De "boid" is on do wingAw, don ' t bo "AfosoM"
De wing is on de "bold"!
WALL.K K 1IAIX
(Continued from page 1)
plaint "No let ter today " running
around the plnce lately. Someone
bettor put a boo in tho bonnet s of
some of tho former V-12's at B.S.T.C.
Wnlco up, Phyz , . . It' s the usual
custom to take one's clothes off when
taking a shower—or is an 8 o'clock
P.T. class too early for you ?