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' OUR NEW DEAN OF WOMEN.
DRAMATIC CLUB NEWS.
RURAL
GROUP
HAVE
SENIORS NOW ARE
The regular meeting of the DramaMany new changes have been made
tic Club was held on Thursday night.
this year at B. S. N. S. With new
REDECORATED OFFICE club
Miss Johnston , the directress ..of the
IHE 1924 CHAMPS new
faculty members, a new dietition , a
, gave the members a demonstraname for our school paper , and

tion in correct make-up. "Tony "
a host of other new things we have
The Rura l Group, under the direc- Lanshe acted as the model, and was
The annual Joot-ball game 'ue- i with us a new Dean of Women. Miss
irvveen the Srs. and Jrs. of B. S. N. S. |Claire M. Conway is fulfilling the 1 tion of Miss Swifth , recently painted made up to represent a middle aged
was staged on Mt. Olympus last Wed- vacancy left by Miss Kingman , the and redecorated the office adj oining man. According to reports made; by
:nesday evening. Several hundred Dean of Women during the last year. : Room 33, Science Hall , as a project members of the Club all the rest of
fans "witnessed the contest.
j| Miss Conway, is a graduate of in interior decoration. The result is us missed something, good by not bea master piece.
ing able to see him.
The Jrs. went into the contest huge Bucknell University. She obtained i truly
Mr.
Joseph Laubach , on account of
Degrees
The Club members have given a
's
favorites but came out in a sorrow- .ier Bachelor 's and Master
rlhe B. S. N. - his unusual ability and capacity for series of six skits, developed from
1
at
the
same
institution.
mely looking plight. It \. i 1
hard work acted as chief foreman of various fairy tales. At present they
in evidence from uie start of the con- 3. students who claim Nanticoke 1 the
gang. Mr. Laubach was a good are working on four short one-act
home
town
can
tell
us
more
their
i
flict that the Srs. were tae iar super- ;
except for the fact plays to be given" before the members
superintendent
ior team and it was merely a question ' about Miss Conway than the rest of 1
many mistakes to only. Later in the year the best one
that
he
found
too
of how big a score they would roll us know, for she taught at the Nantirespect
of
his workmen. or two will be presented to the pubhold
the
upon the Jrs. They could have with- coke High School for a number • of
Carson
Troy
acted
as
official paint lic.
out a doubt have beaten the Jrs. by ye ars as sup er vis or of the E nglish
mixer.
Therefore
all
mistakes
in
They say some fine
The members of the club are not
25 or 30 points but Coach Schwall Department.
intensity
can
value
and
be
placI
hu
e,
in it merely for a good time. There
ordered his men to take things easy .hings about her, too.
Miss Conway, we welcome you to ed to his credit. He thinks he can is plenty of work for all, but it is
and keep the sj ore low in order to
hold the interest of the crowd. Zeck our school as the new Dean of Wo- qualify for another position of the work which they all enjoy.
same nature because of his vast exand Beshel starred for the winners men. May your days be filled with npripricp
.
B. S. N. S.
while Kanyack was the best indivi- pleasure and happiness while you are
|
Rhoda
Hess
had
charge
of
the
p
riun.1 nerfnrm p r for t.li Jrs.
j nere.
CONCERT TO BE GIVEN BY
The Jrs. received but could not :i Did it Rain on Friday? No—It painting of the furniture and with
Marie
Pearl
Poust,
GLEE CLUB.
penetrate the powerful line of the "Showered!" Ask Professor Wilson. : Helen Welliver,
Marie
Shiffer
and
Ellen
Connolly,
;
EngThe
members
of
the
Middler
upper class men and were thrown for
Excellent Program Being Prepared.
1
a loss on three consecutive downs. On lish class deemed it fitting and prop- Rupert as painters, did the work to
Among the many new events §che=
the last down Kenyack punted from er to take upon their shoulders the the satisfaction of everybody except
Joe.
The
official
decorator
of
the
duled
to occur this year at B. S. N.
behind his own goal line and the Sen- difficult problem that loomed on the '
jo
b
lamp
shade
was
Dan
Smith.
This
S.
is
a
concert by the three glee clubs
iors took the bail on the 20 yd. line. horizon of their esteemed Professor
took
several
days
of
the
utmost
pa'tof
our
school. This "will take place
j
'T he Jrs. here showed their best de- Wilson on Wednesday, Novmeber 27.
'
ience
and
percisibn
and
was
almost
Thursday
evening, December 18, at
1
: -ia'vv the approval and admiration
rfense of the game and held the Srs.
'
completed
when
the
others
had
fin8:15.
Mr.
Carter and all the mem-'
for three downs. Beshel waa called incited by such a momentous step, his
ished
their
tasks.
"Bessie
Beaver,
bers
of
the
clubs
are working hard to
j
and
sent a drop-kick from the sympath etic disciples presented him
ba^k
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Ama
Geary
and
Nettie
Teple
painted
make
it
a
smashing
success, and if
25 yd. line which sailed squarely be- with an assortment of Wool worth
the
window
casings
and
base
boards.
we
may
judge
from
hearing rehearhousehold
supplies
;
the
purpose
of
tween the uprights. This gave the
This
would
have
been
a
finer
piece
of
sals,
they
surely
will
succeed.
this
outburst
of
generosity
was
to
Srs. a 3 point margin. A few min;¦
utes late.r the Seniors took the ball to lessen his diurnal visit to that estab- work had the floor not received most . The special features of the evening
of
the
paint.
While
others
attained
will be a mixed chorus, a male quarthe Jrs' five yard line, Smith and , lishment. (This is one of the disputting
on
new
paint
distinction
by
,
tet, a vocal solo by Miss Harriet
tracting
problems
confronting
newly;
.Zeck hitting the line while Jones and
Harriet
Welliver
and
Bruce
Sheats
Moore , and a reading by Miss Grace
(
weds
on
the
limen
of
matrimony).
Sack ran the ends. Zeck took the
displayed
heretofore
undiscovered
Troxell.
With many other such interAmid a thunderous applause and
bail over from the five yd. line but
and
unrecognized
ability
as
brush
esting
numbers
the entertainment
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:fumbled as he was crossing. The Jrs unceasing spasms of cachinnation
cleaners
and
floor
scrapers.
promises
to
be
a
delightful
one ; so if
recovered and punted out of danger. such necessities as a rolling pin , a fire j
Fought
Mr.
George
kindly
underyou
want
to
hear
something
good,
Near the end of the half Jones, shovel, a lemon squeezer, clothes pins, {
took
the
human
fly
stunt
and
painted
people,—and
you
I
know
do—come
Zeck, Smith and Sack aided by fine | a frying pan , a genuine (?) silver
to this concert. You certainly will
interference on the part of Marshall , j tray, individual pie pans, an egg slic- the high places.
The
problem
was
discussed
and
not
regret it.
Daniels, and Beshel hit the left side er, a flour sifter, etc., were untethercarefully
planned
by
the
entire
group
of¦the Jr. line 10 consecutive times . ed.
B. S. N. S.
(I c arried the ball to the Jrs. 8 yd. I Now that we, the Midders , have who decided on the color scheme of
blue
green
tan
and
black
with
touch,
line from where Zeck ran around initiated a new duty of students toY. W. C. A. NEWS.
right end for a touch down. Beshel ward teachers who have sensed the I es of vermillion. New pictures are
carrying
being
painted
to
aid
in
out
"Teppy " Armstrong, chairman of
added the extra point by a drop kick, j ecstasy of embarking upon the sea
scheme,
this
color
by
Nettie
Teple
the
devotional committee, and Edith
of
matrimony,
we
earnesty
hope
that
In the second half the upper class
and
Helen
Welliver.
Ama
Geary
Morris
attended the joint Y. W. C.
facuty
who
are
those
members
of
the
men took the defensive most of the !
time and their line held the Jrs. at still living in "Singl e Bliss" will seize made a new table cover while others A. and Y. M. C. A. convention at
bay, Kanyack however made a few , the opportunity while our present made the new cretonne draperies for Gettysburg College last week-end.
ui u winuows.
Besides bringing back many helpful
matrimonial sentiments last.
nice end runs.
Since the finished projec t satisfied ideas for our association they tell us
Line up :
B. S. N. S.
the occupant of the room , the group they had a wonderful time,
Srs. '
Jrs.
have come to the conclusion that it
THE
CLARION
CALL.
A special treat is in store for those
Oliver
L. E.
Lansche
piec
worthy
is
a
eof
art
work.
who
come to the Y. W. meeting toC. S. N. S.
Johns
L. T. _ Bittenbender
Written
by
members
of
the
night.
The girls who attended the
Stamm _._ •
L. G.
Roan ' as a peaceiux enamg to -senior
Rural
Group:
conference
at Eagles Mere during last
Fought
C.
Alimentti class" week the Clarion Normal senPearl
Poust.
summer
are
going to give a report of
Marshall
R. G.
Morgan iors gave a party to the j uniors. The
Geo.
Fought.
everything
interesting
that happened
Daniels
R. T.
Roan program included impersonations,
Bruce
Sheats.
there.
They
haven't
told
us jus t what
Boshel
R. E.
Thomas solo dances, dancing and eats. On
form
this
report
will
take
„
,.Amt
Zock
Q. B.
Kanyack this occasion juniors came out from
¦ ¦,:. ;.v;«
B. S. N. S.
know
it
will
be
interesting.
,
.
P.mith ._ -. .- L. H. N. Van Buskirk under the yoke of Senior Rules.
Dora Wilson and Evelyn Robbina
Just the Thing.
Jones
R. H.
Riemer
B.
S.
N.
S.
have
consented to sing for
Sack
P. B.
Reilly
Steamboat Captain (who nad just Arline Sweet has charge of ustrand/
Easy
to
Please.
the
Touchdown—Zeck.
Point after
fallen overboard ) :—"Don 't stand votions, so with this combination .deour."
touchdown—Beshel.
Field goal— j Jimmy Jones came ,,to breakfast there like a dum bell ! Give a yell,
meeting
will
be
very
much
worth
Beshel (drop kick). Time of quart- early on his first morning at the Nor- can 't you?"
while. Come and enjoy it , every- ers—10 minutes,
Referee—Bob mal. The waiter was all smiles.
New Deckhand :—"Certainly, sir,
.. .... ~wV , . „ - Baker. Umpire—Coach Meade. Head j "Will you have tea, coffee , milk , or Captain ! Rah ! Rah ! Rah ! Rah ! Cap- body.
Linesman—Bill Hess. Coaches—Srs. cocoa?" he asked. But Jimmy knew
',«r A^
tain."—Washington Columbus.
B. S. N. S.
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Schwa ll; Jrs. Fitzpatrick.
Normal schools so he said :
B.
S.
N.
S.
Bill Jones:—"Did you enj oy !^fe&
"Whichever you call it."
B. S. N. S.
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"Did you hear about the great as- concert?"
B. S. N. S.
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Bud Marshall :—"It was ri ght ' fro gArchie Austin :—"Did you find a
Peg .Coburn :—"Are you going tronomer who is taking pictures of a
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planet with a pocket kodak? "
gy to me."
f , ' ' 'd own t own , Rut h?"
ff irl to lovo this summer?"
" , "\; f "No, what nlanet?"
Bill :—"Why so?"
Ruth Laude :—"Why sure. Do you
B$be Daniels:— "Wh y the singular
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"The earth. "—Pur ple Parrot.
Bu d:—"I almost croaked. "
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DORM DOINGS.
would give them all A's. "'The
We regret that Anna Lynn has he
Heinz. Dill Pickl e has at last arrived.
been called home because of her sisThe S. S. Ciub.
ter 's illness. We hope she will soon
you happen to see a number
Should
be able to return.
hungry girls rushing through the
Judg ing from the number of pat- of
halls at 9:30 o clock , you may conients there were in the infirmary clude that they ' are members of the
many gifl s certainly had their (ill of S. S. Club. They hold nightly feeds
turkey while they wore home.
after study hour in the rooms of varWe hope the squirrels enjoyed the ious members. Some very distingeats they took from Room 471) .
uished personages claim membership
Gene Wilson still gets a lot of let- in this great organization.
ters from Pittston and Nanticoke. We
Why did "Nashie " move David 's
wonder how Archie feels about this. picture ? Did vacation
have anything
iNew uauce.
to do wtih it? Time will tell.
What is the new dance the girls of
Cora Long is verjr fond of jew—
fourth floor front hall are doing? 1 els from New York.
Quite often we see the girls parade
What made Adele tear the ' card
up and down the hall j ust before down from the wall? Maybe Helen
"Five of ten bell ," headed by Eliza- { an ^ive us some information.
beth Thomas and Pat Hilbert. In the | Why does Bucknell attract Mildred
line are Jack , Mike , Lou , Em , Peg, i Reniz? Maybe he 's a Georgia peach.
:md others who are anxious to learn i Why has Kit so many dates this
anything new. The originators call week? We don 't mean thje kind
Hiis "The Fourth Floor Four Step, " bought in boxes either .
a vsry fitting name to say the least.
Who gave Mrurern the blp."k eye?
All those wishing-* to learn it will
The Magee Hotel gives Blendina
please consult the leader.
•Sumner a big thrill. Oh , slush !
Floors in Girls ' Dorm to be Repaired.
If you want some fun ask ElizaDr. Reimer has announced that the beth Button about the music in her
floors in the dorm will be repaired— room.
SOME DAY.
Bi g Reward.
B. S. N. S.
The enormous sum of five cents
Mnrgaret Fay :—"I would like to
has been offered as a reward for the
identity of two seniors who censored have some powder. "
Druggist :—"Face, gun, or bug? "
letters which were mailed to Boston
M. Fay :—"Face. "
and Kingston. Afore mentioned let;¦— "Menncn 's? "
Druggist
ters were marked "Run , Postman.
!
M.
Fay
women 's."
:—"No,
Run !"
Wha t has happened to all the tin
victrolas which used to be heard on
fourth floor.
If Prof. Black knew how strenously some of the girl s have worked for
the Heinz Dill Pickle (as stated on

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EDITORIAL

During my stay at Normal, many
times I have stopped awhile long
enough to consider which is better,
working for credit or working for an
education. This is a subj ect that not
only interests me but many of my
fellow students. It is a subj ect that
can be argued both ways. First let
us consider what is mean t by a credit. A credit, in the scholastic is
sense , is the reward for a successful
completion of a specified course.
To obtain a diploma a certain number of credits must be obtained.
Would it not be better to say that in
'order to receive a diploma a certain
amoun t of education , or knowledge
must; be learned.
To work for credi ts would be to
lose the fun of study ing. Obtaining
an education is strictly a business
proposition in which the student is
his own boss and where the teacher

is the assistant. An employer employs you at a certain salary per
week , or month. In order to get your
salary you must perform certain duties. Perhaps you may keep books for
him or again you may be his clerk, in
either case you must perform certain
required duties in addition to any- I
thing else that will make the business j
a success.
A student is his own boss. A teacher may make assignments from now
until dooms day but if the st"icl-nt
fails to do the assignment, he is ihe
loser. There is where the secret of
whether you are working for an edu- I
cation or working for credits. Do
you work for the love of work or because some one says you must?
If you are in the class which reaps
the least, get out of it and into one
that will benefi t you most.
y
EDITOR.

EXAMINATIONS.
What a dreary life ours would be
without the many forms of amusement in which we may indulge. I am
sure we all agree that examinations
are one of the most pleasant features
of our presen t school life. We are
always filled with j oy when our
teachers say, "Now students, you will
have a test tomorrow on what we
have gone over so far. " None of us
cram the night before the examinations nor do we get up early the next
morning to cram some more.
What is a mark anyway? Isn 't the
letter "E" in the alphabet j ust as important as the letter "A"? How
foolish it is then for girls to become
nervous and bite their nails until
they bleed. Another pleasant fact
About tests is that the teacher grades
us on what he knows we don 't know.
I d ou b t if the r e is anyone in t hi s
school who does not agree with my
standpoint of "tests. "
Margaret Coburn , '26.

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"Your engine is coughing badly
again. "
"Shouldn 't wonder. I had its muffler off last night. "—Pu nch Bowl.
Now that Dad has sons at college
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THE THREE BEARS AND ROBERT Student I:—"Say, d' yah wanna buy
a logic?"
SOUTHEY.

THINGS THAT W».LL NEVER
HAPPEN.

CHANGE TO BE MADE.

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Studen t II :—"Biologic what?"—
j
okes.
without
a
few
Lily
Watkins
The T hree Bears , written by Rob- Virginia Reel.
Starting with the next isKitty Me. without a song.
ert Southey when lie was poe t laursue
of our paper the "They
A dance on Saturday until 11:00
eate of England ,* appeared in "The
Miss Roberts :—"Billy, you 're a fine
Say Tha t" column will be ¦
Do
o 'clock.
Doctor " and was given there as a va- engine. "
changed to a "My Opinion"
A quiet fourth floor.
riation of a beast epic popular tale,
Doyle :—"What am I?"
Department. This will b ey
B. Sheets without a grin.
Scrapefo ot, which you will find in
Miss Roberts :—"Oh ! you 're ,, the
the medium by which studM. Gallagher without an argumen t.
More English Fairy Tales , by Joseph caboos !"
ents , teachers, and alumn i
M. Fleming without her lessons.
Jacobs. In his tale Southey used a
":—"Are you all here? "
can make known their opinProf.
Fisher"
Alice
and Jessie enemies.
naughty old woman instead of a ffox.
concerning school condiion
Pupils :—"Yes."
Stamm withou t a speech.
But since Soiithey 's time the little old
tions , school life , the "Mathose who are
Prof.
Fisher
:—"All
No chapel.
woman has been transformed into not here please raise your right
roon and Gold" athletics,
Miss Cchottenfels without a broad
Silverhair or the preferable Goldi- hands. "
topics of the day, or anysmile.
locks of today. Modern tradition ac* thing else which they should
School five days a week instead of
complished I he perfection of the tale
Betty Davison to a friend:—"When
like to discuss. It is hoped
as we know it today at its best in you come down the river drop in. " six..
that all our readers will coNo Principles of Education classes
Leslie Brooke 's Golden Goose Book.
Mr. Carter :—"Open your mouth in
operate in helping to make
The author Southey was devoted the "Deep River " and throw yourself : for Seniors.
this
new department a sucWarmth in room 22, Science Hall.
to children and sympathetic to their into it. "
cess.
A clean locker room for the girls.
interests. Ho and ... Coleridge were
"Whenever I look at that girl I
No eig"ht o 'clock classes.
mim icd to sisters. At one time Mrs.
Coleridge with her children and Mrs. think of a hymn. "
B. S. N. S.
"Which one?"
Blame the Schedule.
Lovell with her child were members
Firm
a
Foundation.
"How
"—The
'
of Southey 's household. Of Southey ,
Junior :—"Say, Jerry, what's this
FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS.
Sara Coleridge said. "He was the best Swuib.
school , Pending, you play on the
Mildred Haush—"Ding bust-it. "
man I ever knew. "
Miss Roberts to Allan Brand :—
Ken Van Buskirk—"How do you eighteen th? "
When Edith May was ten , Southey "Well Allan , you 're worth about ten
like that speech? "
her father wrote frolic letters for the cents !" Poor Allan !
Charlotte Deebel—"Your darn- t
"Cattery of Cat 's Eden. " Lord Neltootin !"
son , an ugly speciman of the streakA New Play—Romeo and Juliet.
Cora Long— "And I do n 't mean
ed , carroty kind , was succeeded by
Cast of Characters.
* either. "
maybe
Madame Bianshi , a beautiful white Romeo
Arthur Jenkins
Proctors—"Quiet , girls, please. "
creature with a fine tabby tail. Her ' Juliet
Ann "Doc. "
Florence Ryan—"Let's have a pawild eyes were bright and green as
rade.
B.
S.
N.
S.
"
the Duches de Cadaval 's emerald
Viola
Shiber—"Oh ! for goodness
is the instinctive charm
necklace. She fled away with her
SONGS.
FAVORITE
sakes.
.
"
n eoe Pulsheria when good old Mrs.
Ruth Thomas—"Hot Daug ! It 's
Wilson died.- For some time a cloud ¦ Jean Lacoe=The One I Loye Beof all our Portraits.
cold.
"
hung over Cat's Eden. Ovis and Vir- ' longs to Some One Else.
a
bird.
William
Coffman—"It's
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gil , Othello the More and Pope Joan i Teppy Armstrong—Barney Google.
Mildred Wolfe—"Listen !"
perished miserably. At last fortune
Bronnie Rees—Noel , Noel.
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Helen Kellah—"Oh! Hector. "
sent to Greta Hale, the never-to-beKay Price—A Girl That Men Foris
stranger
Sam
Barrow—"Truth
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enough praised Rumpelsticken (after- get.
than
fiction.
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wards raised for service against rats,
Flo Murray—How Comes You Do
Lily Watkins—"A-W-Nno."
to be His Sacred Highness, the Arch- Me , Like You Do?
Elizabeth Ohlman—"Oh! I have an
duke Rumpelstilzchen) and the
Louie Alementi—They Go Wild , idea.
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equally-to-be-praised Hurlyburlybuss. Simply Wild Over Me.
Mary
Hochberg—"Oh ! I'm shockSouthey had a wonderful private
Peg Woodring—Jolly Is the Miller.
ed.
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library of 14000 books. His method
Art Jenkins—Hard Hearted Ann.
of work was to mark on a- slip of papEv. Harris—Waitin ' Around For
er a page reference of anything he Someone.
Jim Sterner—Betty, Be Yourself.
might wish to use in a book. Also
Anskis—Jessie, Behave
"Mutt"
La Verne—Oh! Where, Oh W here ,
to arran ge and classify anything1 he Yourself .
Has My Little Mike Been ?
might want. Then transcripts were
Arlene Sweet—Bebe , Bebe , Be
made and pu t in pockets under head- Mine.
ings. He liked to work on three or
Jamie—Come Down in the Hall,
four books at one time.
Mary Ann.
Southey wrote a lovely poem on
Jigger—There 's Yes , Yes in Y our
his Return to Greta Hall and His, Eyes, Alice.
Children After a Visit. This poem is
Kit Seiger—All I Want is a Ford
rare in its appreciation of childhood , Coupe.
of the individual children , and in it s
Jerry—Tha t Ole Gal of Mine.
glimpse of family bliss, which in
Deb—Who 's Sorry Now?
Southey 's case was too great to perKay Price—There 's a Long, Long
mi t him to become great in literature. Trail a Winding.
The following is one of its stanzas :
Prof. Wilson—In the Sweet Bye
A lof t on yonder be n ch , w ith arm s and Bye.
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Joe Kane—There 's N one as Sweet
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escape , and the serennder has been
transformed from a black-haired
Shiek with a nightingale 's voice to a
brown-haired damsel with a saxaphone. We wonder who the fair
Romeo now is?
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"3. Do. I work any faster than
VALLEY TRAIN?... ...
Richard Morlock , '24, has enrolled 1 at Kings ton. Her many friends may o t hers ?
at HiJlsdale College, ''•H illsdale , Mich- be interested to learn that "Dot " had ' "Do I always have to be told what
"Daddy, I want a drink. " .
"All right, child , ju st a moment. " igan. Word .Has reached us fi'om her hair bobbed during the past sum- i to do?
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Daddy j umped up and ' hurripd there saying that "Dick" has been the hier.
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dow n the aisle , frantically grasping varsity center on the football eleven .
Phyllis Miller , '24 , of Bloomsbuvg,
your answers prove that you
"If
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better work than some othare
doing
past
abilDropping
penseason.
We
know
of
Dick
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berland , Penn.
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who
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as
a
football
player
and
wish
him
procured
the
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may
you
many
more
good
seasons.
paper
cup
and
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it.
The
next
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\ tle
j will get a raisefeel
in salary and also in
Helen Novak , '24 , is teaching fifth
oWng was to safely gain his seat,
• Sevilla Kistler , '24 , is teaching in your responsibility. The way to be
All grade in Newport Township, Luzerne ! her
really a great undertaking.
home town of Hazleton , Penn.
a world beater is to start on the man
those in his path had to duck or else Coun ty, schools:
teachi
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Emily
is
Linskill '24
next to you. "
Gertrude Roberts, '24 , is teaching
take a nice shower. When he reached his seat, great beads of perspira- grade two in the McKinley Building, sixth grade at Scotch Plains, N. J. I
j Helen Krolikowski . '24. is substition , stood on his forehead. He gal- Nanticoke , Pa.
Charlo tte Zearfoss, '24 , is teaching tuting in the Glen Lyon , Pa., sehoo 1?
lantly presented the drink to the litSara Jones, '24 , is teaching grade
tle girl. She took a whole swallow, grades five and six in the schools of
her home town. Mountain Top , Penn. one in the Connel School , Old Forge.
then turned the cup aside.
Mildred Ridgley is teaching second Penn.
"Daddy, will we soon be to Grandgrade
in one of the West Pittston i A nna Horrman is teaching in Exct
mas?" she piped.
schools.
Her "office " is located in the er Boro , Penn.
"Yes, dcsr , look out the window. "
Building -.
Linden
Street
After taking one hurried look—M'ldred M. Hankee. '22. is a studA. Frances Pensyl , '24 , is teiuh'n ~^ ent at Columbia University.
"Daddy, I want some candy. "
Biooms-burg, Pa.
"Why child , you 've had too much second grade at Northumberland P'\. j Madge Jones. '22 , is tea "hin already. "
But Daddy bought her a box of working in the bond department o> ' . basketball at Clo^ter , Now Jersny.
Capital $60,000
Cracker Jack. One bite—and down Chase National Bank , New, York City.
Effie Palmer, '23, is teaching in
went the box. Jump ing into the seat His many acquaintances wish him Passaic , New Jersey.
Surplus $225,000
she hailed the man in the seat be- well in the bond business.
Marth a Lawrence . '22 , is teaching
Mary Palya, '24. is doing primary geography in the platoon school in
hind—"We are going to Grandma 's,"
and then ner whole story, including work and supervising music in the Coatesville . Penn.
age, how many pets she had and all schools of Woodridge , New York .
Adele Cryder. '22. is teaching a
Dr. J. J. Brown
about her sick doll , was told.
Ruth Pratt , '24 , is teaching grade first grade in Coatesv'Te, Ponn .
President
Then—"Daddy, I want another one at Nanticoke , Pa.
Wendall Swartz , '23 , is teaching
drink."
Dorothy Morgan , '24. has accepted j. there also. His. special subj ects are
M. Milleisen
, "Child, another drink? Well—" a position, and is teaching sixth grade —Manual-trainin g and Seiense,
Pres,
and Cashier
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Then up he started through that
S. L« Miller
long aisle again. The train gained
FRAGMENTS
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NEWS
CON!
ATTENTION
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Asst. Cashier
speed, making him sway violently
from side to side. He arrived at the CERNING THE THANKSGIVING j * "Your answer to a few simple quesResources $2,300,000
tions ," says Mr. Vauclain , President
water without any serious mishap.
VACATION.
of the Baldwin Locomotive Works
The water was drawn. Now that last
3 per cent Interest on
The Ten O'clock Habit.
lap of the j ourney . All went well un"will show whether you are worth
Deposits
unusually
good
The
show
was
so
more than the general average of pay
til he was about half-way to his seat.
"Then a sudden j erk of the train sent everyone said. However, it failed for the kind of job you are holding.
him sprawling to his feet. Hastily to keep me from feeling drowsy as If you want a raise ask yourself these
he scra-mbled to his feet. The cup ten o 'clock approached. My eyelids questions and judge of your deserts :
Latest Improved Burglar
"1. Do I know the real signifi.clutched in his hand was empty. j drooped slowly as the minutes flew
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Down the aisle he again made his past, and my mind wandered far cance of the work I am doing? Or
•way. "What a thankful expression away. When the performance was j do I figure my day as a certain numSafety Deposit Boxes for Rent.
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little girl the drink and sat down. ers. Sleepily , I led the way , but no quitting?
The little lady took one sip and one seemed to follow me. I climbed
"2. Do I make fewer mistakes
brushed the cup aside. More ques- up, up, up the stairs to the four th
tions were disturbing her. "Does floor and then on to Room 455. I
Granddad have a mustache? Who awoke—t o find myself on the balcony
of the theatre. The ten o 'clock habi t
bobbed Grandma 's hair?"
Suddenly all was quiet. Wonder- had failed to take a Thanksgiving vaing why silence prevailed I looked cation.
Agnes Myles , '26.
and beheld her fast asleep in her Daddy 's arms. She was dreaming of
Grandma , I suppose.
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