' ' ' " ¦ ¦ ¦ ., * ' , . . ¦ : . - .; ¦ ¦ ¦ ¦: . ¦ :.. - ¦ ' ¦ ¦ ' ¦ ¦ , . , • WHOOP HER UP FOR THE TEAM 1 ALL UE^DY FUR j >UASKliT BALL I I _ w^m J- mm ^mm ' OUR NEW DEAN OF WOMEN. DRAMATIC CLUB NEWS. RURAL GROUP HAVE SENIORS NOW ARE The regular meeting of the DramaMany new changes have been made tic Club was held on Thursday night. this year at B. S. N. S. With new REDECORATED OFFICE club Miss Johnston , the directress ..of the IHE 1924 CHAMPS new faculty members, a new dietition , a , gave the members a demonstraname for our school paper , and tion in correct make-up. "Tony " a host of other new things we have The Rura l Group, under the direc- Lanshe acted as the model, and was The annual Joot-ball game 'ue- i with us a new Dean of Women. Miss irvveen the Srs. and Jrs. of B. S. N. S. |Claire M. Conway is fulfilling the 1 tion of Miss Swifth , recently painted made up to represent a middle aged was staged on Mt. Olympus last Wed- vacancy left by Miss Kingman , the and redecorated the office adj oining man. According to reports made; by :nesday evening. Several hundred Dean of Women during the last year. : Room 33, Science Hall , as a project members of the Club all the rest of fans "witnessed the contest. j| Miss Conway, is a graduate of in interior decoration. The result is us missed something, good by not bea master piece. ing able to see him. The Jrs. went into the contest huge Bucknell University. She obtained i truly Mr. Joseph Laubach , on account of Degrees The Club members have given a 's favorites but came out in a sorrow- .ier Bachelor 's and Master rlhe B. S. N. - his unusual ability and capacity for series of six skits, developed from 1 at the same institution. mely looking plight. It \. i 1 hard work acted as chief foreman of various fairy tales. At present they in evidence from uie start of the con- 3. students who claim Nanticoke 1 the gang. Mr. Laubach was a good are working on four short one-act home town can tell us more their i flict that the Srs. were tae iar super- ; except for the fact plays to be given" before the members superintendent ior team and it was merely a question ' about Miss Conway than the rest of 1 many mistakes to only. Later in the year the best one that he found too of how big a score they would roll us know, for she taught at the Nantirespect of his workmen. or two will be presented to the pubhold the upon the Jrs. They could have with- coke High School for a number • of Carson Troy acted as official paint lic. out a doubt have beaten the Jrs. by ye ars as sup er vis or of the E nglish mixer. Therefore all mistakes in They say some fine The members of the club are not 25 or 30 points but Coach Schwall Department. intensity can value and be placI hu e, in it merely for a good time. There ordered his men to take things easy .hings about her, too. Miss Conway, we welcome you to ed to his credit. He thinks he can is plenty of work for all, but it is and keep the sj ore low in order to hold the interest of the crowd. Zeck our school as the new Dean of Wo- qualify for another position of the work which they all enjoy. same nature because of his vast exand Beshel starred for the winners men. May your days be filled with npripricp . B. S. N. S. while Kanyack was the best indivi- pleasure and happiness while you are | Rhoda Hess had charge of the p riun.1 nerfnrm p r for t.li Jrs. j nere. CONCERT TO BE GIVEN BY The Jrs. received but could not :i Did it Rain on Friday? No—It painting of the furniture and with Marie Pearl Poust, GLEE CLUB. penetrate the powerful line of the "Showered!" Ask Professor Wilson. : Helen Welliver, Marie Shiffer and Ellen Connolly, ; EngThe members of the Middler upper class men and were thrown for Excellent Program Being Prepared. 1 a loss on three consecutive downs. On lish class deemed it fitting and prop- Rupert as painters, did the work to Among the many new events §che= the last down Kenyack punted from er to take upon their shoulders the the satisfaction of everybody except Joe. The official decorator of the duled to occur this year at B. S. N. behind his own goal line and the Sen- difficult problem that loomed on the ' jo b lamp shade was Dan Smith. This S. is a concert by the three glee clubs iors took the bail on the 20 yd. line. horizon of their esteemed Professor took several days of the utmost pa'tof our school. This "will take place j 'T he Jrs. here showed their best de- Wilson on Wednesday, Novmeber 27. ' ience and percisibn and was almost Thursday evening, December 18, at 1 : -ia'vv the approval and admiration rfense of the game and held the Srs. ' completed when the others had fin8:15. Mr. Carter and all the mem-' for three downs. Beshel waa called incited by such a momentous step, his ished their tasks. "Bessie Beaver, bers of the clubs are working hard to j and sent a drop-kick from the sympath etic disciples presented him ba^k i Ama Geary and Nettie Teple painted make it a smashing success, and if 25 yd. line which sailed squarely be- with an assortment of Wool worth the window casings and base boards. we may judge from hearing rehearhousehold supplies ; the purpose of tween the uprights. This gave the This would have been a finer piece of sals, they surely will succeed. this outburst of generosity was to Srs. a 3 point margin. A few min;¦ utes late.r the Seniors took the ball to lessen his diurnal visit to that estab- work had the floor not received most . The special features of the evening of the paint. While others attained will be a mixed chorus, a male quarthe Jrs' five yard line, Smith and , lishment. (This is one of the disputting on new paint distinction by , tet, a vocal solo by Miss Harriet tracting problems confronting newly; .Zeck hitting the line while Jones and Harriet Welliver and Bruce Sheats Moore , and a reading by Miss Grace ( weds on the limen of matrimony). Sack ran the ends. Zeck took the displayed heretofore undiscovered Troxell. With many other such interAmid a thunderous applause and bail over from the five yd. line but and unrecognized ability as brush esting numbers the entertainment | :fumbled as he was crossing. The Jrs unceasing spasms of cachinnation cleaners and floor scrapers. promises to be a delightful one ; so if recovered and punted out of danger. such necessities as a rolling pin , a fire j Fought Mr. George kindly underyou want to hear something good, Near the end of the half Jones, shovel, a lemon squeezer, clothes pins, { took the human fly stunt and painted people,—and you I know do—come Zeck, Smith and Sack aided by fine | a frying pan , a genuine (?) silver to this concert. You certainly will interference on the part of Marshall , j tray, individual pie pans, an egg slic- the high places. The problem was discussed and not regret it. Daniels, and Beshel hit the left side er, a flour sifter, etc., were untethercarefully planned by the entire group of¦the Jr. line 10 consecutive times . ed. B. S. N. S. (I c arried the ball to the Jrs. 8 yd. I Now that we, the Midders , have who decided on the color scheme of blue green tan and black with touch, line from where Zeck ran around initiated a new duty of students toY. W. C. A. NEWS. right end for a touch down. Beshel ward teachers who have sensed the I es of vermillion. New pictures are carrying being painted to aid in out "Teppy " Armstrong, chairman of added the extra point by a drop kick, j ecstasy of embarking upon the sea scheme, this color by Nettie Teple the devotional committee, and Edith of matrimony, we earnesty hope that In the second half the upper class and Helen Welliver. Ama Geary Morris attended the joint Y. W. C. facuty who are those members of the men took the defensive most of the ! time and their line held the Jrs. at still living in "Singl e Bliss" will seize made a new table cover while others A. and Y. M. C. A. convention at bay, Kanyack however made a few , the opportunity while our present made the new cretonne draperies for Gettysburg College last week-end. ui u winuows. Besides bringing back many helpful matrimonial sentiments last. nice end runs. Since the finished projec t satisfied ideas for our association they tell us Line up : B. S. N. S. the occupant of the room , the group they had a wonderful time, Srs. ' Jrs. have come to the conclusion that it THE CLARION CALL. A special treat is in store for those Oliver L. E. Lansche piec worthy is a eof art work. who come to the Y. W. meeting toC. S. N. S. Johns L. T. _ Bittenbender Written by members of the night. The girls who attended the Stamm _._ • L. G. Roan ' as a peaceiux enamg to -senior Rural Group: conference at Eagles Mere during last Fought C. Alimentti class" week the Clarion Normal senPearl Poust. summer are going to give a report of Marshall R. G. Morgan iors gave a party to the j uniors. The Geo. Fought. everything interesting that happened Daniels R. T. Roan program included impersonations, Bruce Sheats. there. They haven't told us jus t what Boshel R. E. Thomas solo dances, dancing and eats. On form this report will take „ ,.Amt Zock Q. B. Kanyack this occasion juniors came out from ¦ ¦,:. ;.v;« B. S. N. S. know it will be interesting. , . P.mith ._ -. .- L. H. N. Van Buskirk under the yoke of Senior Rules. Dora Wilson and Evelyn Robbina Just the Thing. Jones R. H. Riemer B. S. N. S. have consented to sing for Sack P. B. Reilly Steamboat Captain (who nad just Arline Sweet has charge of ustrand/ Easy to Please. the Touchdown—Zeck. Point after fallen overboard ) :—"Don 't stand votions, so with this combination .deour." touchdown—Beshel. Field goal— j Jimmy Jones came ,,to breakfast there like a dum bell ! Give a yell, meeting will be very much worth Beshel (drop kick). Time of quart- early on his first morning at the Nor- can 't you?" while. Come and enjoy it , every- ers—10 minutes, Referee—Bob mal. The waiter was all smiles. New Deckhand :—"Certainly, sir, .. .... ~wV , . „ - Baker. Umpire—Coach Meade. Head j "Will you have tea, coffee , milk , or Captain ! Rah ! Rah ! Rah ! Rah ! Cap- body. Linesman—Bill Hess. Coaches—Srs. cocoa?" he asked. But Jimmy knew ',«r A^ tain."—Washington Columbus. B. S. N. S. \ Schwa ll; Jrs. Fitzpatrick. Normal schools so he said : B. S. N. S. Bill Jones:—"Did you enj oy !^fe& "Whichever you call it." B. S. N. S. . <$\\ • > k ' "Did you hear about the great as- concert?" B. S. N. S. ^ Bud Marshall :—"It was ri ght ' fro gArchie Austin :—"Did you find a Peg .Coburn :—"Are you going tronomer who is taking pictures of a ¦ planet with a pocket kodak? " gy to me." f , ' ' 'd own t own , Rut h?" ff irl to lovo this summer?" " , "\; f "No, what nlanet?" Bill :—"Why so?" Ruth Laude :—"Why sure. Do you B$be Daniels:— "Wh y the singular ^ "The earth. "—Pur ple Parrot. Bu d:—"I almost croaked. " suppose it's coming upj iore to mo?" ronmrk?" ,Wl ^L 1 a A Ak : :V / » 1 1• I I £ • _ „ «« H H » « «A **-f db W V to 4^ » I pag e 93 in the Palmer Method Book) DORM DOINGS. would give them all A's. "'The We regret that Anna Lynn has he Heinz. Dill Pickl e has at last arrived. been called home because of her sisThe S. S. Ciub. ter 's illness. We hope she will soon you happen to see a number Should be able to return. hungry girls rushing through the Judg ing from the number of pat- of halls at 9:30 o clock , you may conients there were in the infirmary clude that they ' are members of the many gifl s certainly had their (ill of S. S. Club. They hold nightly feeds turkey while they wore home. after study hour in the rooms of varWe hope the squirrels enjoyed the ious members. Some very distingeats they took from Room 471) . uished personages claim membership Gene Wilson still gets a lot of let- in this great organization. ters from Pittston and Nanticoke. We Why did "Nashie " move David 's wonder how Archie feels about this. picture ? Did vacation have anything iNew uauce. to do wtih it? Time will tell. What is the new dance the girls of Cora Long is verjr fond of jew— fourth floor front hall are doing? 1 els from New York. Quite often we see the girls parade What made Adele tear the ' card up and down the hall j ust before down from the wall? Maybe Helen "Five of ten bell ," headed by Eliza- { an ^ive us some information. beth Thomas and Pat Hilbert. In the | Why does Bucknell attract Mildred line are Jack , Mike , Lou , Em , Peg, i Reniz? Maybe he 's a Georgia peach. :md others who are anxious to learn i Why has Kit so many dates this anything new. The originators call week? We don 't mean thje kind Hiis "The Fourth Floor Four Step, " bought in boxes either . a vsry fitting name to say the least. Who gave Mrurern the blp."k eye? All those wishing-* to learn it will The Magee Hotel gives Blendina please consult the leader. •Sumner a big thrill. Oh , slush ! Floors in Girls ' Dorm to be Repaired. If you want some fun ask ElizaDr. Reimer has announced that the beth Button about the music in her floors in the dorm will be repaired— room. SOME DAY. Bi g Reward. B. S. N. S. The enormous sum of five cents Mnrgaret Fay :—"I would like to has been offered as a reward for the identity of two seniors who censored have some powder. " Druggist :—"Face, gun, or bug? " letters which were mailed to Boston M. Fay :—"Face. " and Kingston. Afore mentioned let;¦— "Menncn 's? " Druggist ters were marked "Run , Postman. ! M. Fay women 's." :—"No, Run !" Wha t has happened to all the tin victrolas which used to be heard on fourth floor. If Prof. Black knew how strenously some of the girl s have worked for the Heinz Dill Pickle (as stated on flDaroon anfc <$olfc Published weekly during the school year by the Bloomsburg State Normal School in the interests of the students, faculty, alumni and the school in general. STAFF MEMBERS. Edi tor in Chief Edison D. Harris ¦ Assistant Editor in Chief . George Janell Literary Editor : Ruth Walper Assistant Literary . Editor Fannie Hilbcrt Sports Editor s Mike Beshel, Betty Davis Training School Kathryn Price Circulation and Exchange Joseph Dugan Assistant Circulation and Exchange Hugo Riemer _ Alumni Edi tor Samuel Barrow Personal and Social Editor Jean Lacoe Humor Editor Margaret Jones Business Manager William B. Jones Assistant Business Manager : Earl Farley Secretarial Staff. Mary Hieclix Catherine McHugh Charlotte Morgan ienevieye Wilson Reporters. Florence Jones Margaret Emmit t ' Lily Watkins Faculty Advisors Edna Munro S. L. Wilson Subscription Price $1.25 per school year for .resident students and lumni. Office room , 113 Main Building,B. S. N. S.» Bloomsburg, Pa. Paul Lanshe John Opiary Mary Isaacs ' EDITORIAL During my stay at Normal, many times I have stopped awhile long enough to consider which is better, working for credit or working for an education. This is a subj ect that not only interests me but many of my fellow students. It is a subj ect that can be argued both ways. First let us consider what is mean t by a credit. A credit, in the scholastic is sense , is the reward for a successful completion of a specified course. To obtain a diploma a certain number of credits must be obtained. Would it not be better to say that in 'order to receive a diploma a certain amoun t of education , or knowledge must; be learned. To work for credi ts would be to lose the fun of study ing. Obtaining an education is strictly a business proposition in which the student is his own boss and where the teacher is the assistant. An employer employs you at a certain salary per week , or month. In order to get your salary you must perform certain duties. Perhaps you may keep books for him or again you may be his clerk, in either case you must perform certain required duties in addition to any- I thing else that will make the business j a success. A student is his own boss. A teacher may make assignments from now until dooms day but if the st"icl-nt fails to do the assignment, he is ihe loser. There is where the secret of whether you are working for an edu- I cation or working for credits. Do you work for the love of work or because some one says you must? If you are in the class which reaps the least, get out of it and into one that will benefi t you most. y EDITOR. EXAMINATIONS. What a dreary life ours would be without the many forms of amusement in which we may indulge. I am sure we all agree that examinations are one of the most pleasant features of our presen t school life. We are always filled with j oy when our teachers say, "Now students, you will have a test tomorrow on what we have gone over so far. " None of us cram the night before the examinations nor do we get up early the next morning to cram some more. What is a mark anyway? Isn 't the letter "E" in the alphabet j ust as important as the letter "A"? How foolish it is then for girls to become nervous and bite their nails until they bleed. Another pleasant fact About tests is that the teacher grades us on what he knows we don 't know. I d ou b t if the r e is anyone in t hi s school who does not agree with my standpoint of "tests. " Margaret Coburn , '26. Betty Davison :—"All out for Retreat. " I) Viola Bohn :—"I bet they get more privileges than we do. " "Your engine is coughing badly again. " "Shouldn 't wonder. I had its muffler off last night. "—Pu nch Bowl. Now that Dad has sons at college Nothing 's grown so dear as knowledge—Virginia Reel. ii N -~ ¦ JEWF.LF R. ¦ ¦ o When you think of i SHOES jj think of * BUCKALEW'S Si ^ \l <» # Assets over Two Million Dollars \\ When you want GOOD EATS V. I I 1« '• —A 1V 2° t0 AT SNEIDMAN'S JEWELERY STORE * K Townsend's 2 <> for ANYTHING IN Dress f or Men Cleaning and Pressing vi §> s? © | § 9 **• V •f* \i A. Z. Schoch , Presiden t JJ J[ I\ Wm. H. Hidlay , Cashior < ', ?? ??????????«??? ???????? <,* g? *•* Q * 0 *5| * g 1 GRUEN WATCHES I Bank 124 E. Main St. i 9 fn \ \\ Studio of Photography 13>0005«^Z>0»0>CI>OC«CI>|—I jj i; Bloomsburg \\ National y__i________>—______________ ^ Jack Geistwite [] i\ The Strongest Bank in the \ Town Invites your J; ! \; ? Business. <| J . E.ROYS , I C> I'# I ci S| I REILLV CONFECTIONERY | § rt» * S n They Serve the BEST a g THE THREE BEARS AND ROBERT Student I:—"Say, d' yah wanna buy a logic?" SOUTHEY. THINGS THAT W».LL NEVER HAPPEN. CHANGE TO BE MADE. . Studen t II :—"Biologic what?"— j okes. without a few Lily Watkins The T hree Bears , written by Rob- Virginia Reel. Starting with the next isKitty Me. without a song. ert Southey when lie was poe t laursue of our paper the "They A dance on Saturday until 11:00 eate of England ,* appeared in "The Miss Roberts :—"Billy, you 're a fine Say Tha t" column will be ¦ Do o 'clock. Doctor " and was given there as a va- engine. " changed to a "My Opinion" A quiet fourth floor. riation of a beast epic popular tale, Doyle :—"What am I?" Department. This will b ey B. Sheets without a grin. Scrapefo ot, which you will find in Miss Roberts :—"Oh ! you 're ,, the the medium by which studM. Gallagher without an argumen t. More English Fairy Tales , by Joseph caboos !" ents , teachers, and alumn i M. Fleming without her lessons. Jacobs. In his tale Southey used a ":—"Are you all here? " can make known their opinProf. Fisher" Alice and Jessie enemies. naughty old woman instead of a ffox. concerning school condiion Pupils :—"Yes." Stamm withou t a speech. But since Soiithey 's time the little old tions , school life , the "Mathose who are Prof. Fisher :—"All No chapel. woman has been transformed into not here please raise your right roon and Gold" athletics, Miss Cchottenfels without a broad Silverhair or the preferable Goldi- hands. " topics of the day, or anysmile. locks of today. Modern tradition ac* thing else which they should School five days a week instead of complished I he perfection of the tale Betty Davison to a friend:—"When like to discuss. It is hoped as we know it today at its best in you come down the river drop in. " six.. that all our readers will coNo Principles of Education classes Leslie Brooke 's Golden Goose Book. Mr. Carter :—"Open your mouth in operate in helping to make The author Southey was devoted the "Deep River " and throw yourself : for Seniors. this new department a sucWarmth in room 22, Science Hall. to children and sympathetic to their into it. " cess. A clean locker room for the girls. interests. Ho and ... Coleridge were "Whenever I look at that girl I No eig"ht o 'clock classes. mim icd to sisters. At one time Mrs. Coleridge with her children and Mrs. think of a hymn. " B. S. N. S. "Which one?" Blame the Schedule. Lovell with her child were members Firm a Foundation. "How "—The ' of Southey 's household. Of Southey , Junior :—"Say, Jerry, what's this FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS. Sara Coleridge said. "He was the best Swuib. school , Pending, you play on the Mildred Haush—"Ding bust-it. " man I ever knew. " Miss Roberts to Allan Brand :— Ken Van Buskirk—"How do you eighteen th? " When Edith May was ten , Southey "Well Allan , you 're worth about ten like that speech? " her father wrote frolic letters for the cents !" Poor Allan ! Charlotte Deebel—"Your darn- t "Cattery of Cat 's Eden. " Lord Neltootin !" son , an ugly speciman of the streakA New Play—Romeo and Juliet. Cora Long— "And I do n 't mean ed , carroty kind , was succeeded by Cast of Characters. * either. " maybe Madame Bianshi , a beautiful white Romeo Arthur Jenkins Proctors—"Quiet , girls, please. " creature with a fine tabby tail. Her ' Juliet Ann "Doc. " Florence Ryan—"Let's have a pawild eyes were bright and green as rade. B. S. N. S. " the Duches de Cadaval 's emerald Viola Shiber—"Oh ! for goodness is the instinctive charm necklace. She fled away with her SONGS. FAVORITE sakes. . " n eoe Pulsheria when good old Mrs. Ruth Thomas—"Hot Daug ! It 's Wilson died.- For some time a cloud ¦ Jean Lacoe=The One I Loye Beof all our Portraits. cold. " hung over Cat's Eden. Ovis and Vir- ' longs to Some One Else. a bird. William Coffman—"It's " gil , Othello the More and Pope Joan i Teppy Armstrong—Barney Google. Mildred Wolfe—"Listen !" perished miserably. At last fortune Bronnie Rees—Noel , Noel. j Helen Kellah—"Oh! Hector. " sent to Greta Hale, the never-to-beKay Price—A Girl That Men Foris stranger Sam Barrow—"Truth ! enough praised Rumpelsticken (after- get. than fiction. " wards raised for service against rats, Flo Murray—How Comes You Do Lily Watkins—"A-W-Nno." to be His Sacred Highness, the Arch- Me , Like You Do? Elizabeth Ohlman—"Oh! I have an duke Rumpelstilzchen) and the Louie Alementi—They Go Wild , idea. " equally-to-be-praised Hurlyburlybuss. Simply Wild Over Me. Mary Hochberg—"Oh ! I'm shockSouthey had a wonderful private Peg Woodring—Jolly Is the Miller. ed. " library of 14000 books. His method Art Jenkins—Hard Hearted Ann. of work was to mark on a- slip of papEv. Harris—Waitin ' Around For er a page reference of anything he Someone. Jim Sterner—Betty, Be Yourself. might wish to use in a book. Also Anskis—Jessie, Behave "Mutt" La Verne—Oh! Where, Oh W here , to arran ge and classify anything1 he Yourself . Has My Little Mike Been ? might want. Then transcripts were Arlene Sweet—Bebe , Bebe , Be made and pu t in pockets under head- Mine. ings. He liked to work on three or Jamie—Come Down in the Hall, four books at one time. Mary Ann. Southey wrote a lovely poem on Jigger—There 's Yes , Yes in Y our his Return to Greta Hall and His, Eyes, Alice. Children After a Visit. This poem is Kit Seiger—All I Want is a Ford rare in its appreciation of childhood , Coupe. of the individual children , and in it s Jerry—Tha t Ole Gal of Mine. glimpse of family bliss, which in Deb—Who 's Sorry Now? Southey 's case was too great to perKay Price—There 's a Long, Long mi t him to become great in literature. Trail a Winding. The following is one of its stanzas : Prof. Wilson—In the Sweet Bye A lof t on yonder be n ch , w ith arm s and Bye. ¦'• dispr ead Joe Kane—There 's N one as Sweet 1) Ice Cream My boy stood , shou ting there his as Marion. ^ t_ j_ fa ther 's nam e, Waving his hat around his happy head , And there a younger group his sisters came ; . V 0 Pastries Smiling they stood with ' looks of pleased surprise While tears of joy were seen in older eyes. i V f N atura lness I TEX ACO j j . Lubri cants Gasoline Kerosene j -F -I-L-M-S | B.S.N.S. HUMOR. The days of Romeo-and Juliet have not yet vanished. The only diff erences are—the balcony is ' now the fire escape , and the serennder has been transformed from a black-haired Shiek with a nightingale 's voice to a brown-haired damsel with a saxaphone. We wonder who the fair Romeo now is? Prof. Brill :—"Mr. Sack, I want to aoe you before) .you pass out." K Patent Medicine n A Toilet Goods A IK Greeting Cards A K Stationery A I ; 5 I- C. Mercer 2 | jjj 108 E. Main St. ft SEABOARD & INLAND OIL COR. Call Bell 53 Bloomsburg, Pa. 1 . -- I BEST I0 Candies 0 and 0 Served at 7 0 y Lunches a BUSH'S- * Quality Shop t rX; t V M N. ' l. ¦• . ¦ •' ¦ ¦ ¦ V¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ *¦ • ' • <• ¦ ¦ . those . about me?- ,. . A SCENE ON THE LEHIGH . ihan "3. Do. I work any faster than VALLEY TRAIN?... ... Richard Morlock , '24, has enrolled 1 at Kings ton. Her many friends may o t hers ? at HiJlsdale College, ''•H illsdale , Mich- be interested to learn that "Dot " had ' "Do I always have to be told what "Daddy, I want a drink. " . "All right, child , ju st a moment. " igan. Word .Has reached us fi'om her hair bobbed during the past sum- i to do? "5. Am I faithfully doing the best v Daddy j umped up and ' hurripd there saying that "Dick" has been the hier. I kno w ho w ? dow n the aisle , frantically grasping varsity center on the football eleven . Phyllis Miller , '24 , of Bloomsbuvg, your answers prove that you "If ' each seat in turn until he finally ' represen ting that college during the is teaching grade three at North'u m- j better work than some othare doing past abilDropping penseason. We know of Dick 's a reached the water. berland , Penn. \ doing the same kind -of who is er ity as a football player and wish him procured the lit% \ ny in t o t he slot, he Leona Mailey is doing substitute work j assured that you may you many more good seasons. paper cup and iilled it. The next i ' work at Wilkes-Barre. \ tle j will get a raisefeel in salary and also in Helen Novak , '24 , is teaching fifth oWng was to safely gain his seat, • Sevilla Kistler , '24 , is teaching in your responsibility. The way to be All grade in Newport Township, Luzerne ! her really a great undertaking. home town of Hazleton , Penn. a world beater is to start on the man those in his path had to duck or else Coun ty, schools: teachi , ng! Emily is Linskill '24 next to you. " Gertrude Roberts, '24 , is teaching take a nice shower. When he reached his seat, great beads of perspira- grade two in the McKinley Building, sixth grade at Scotch Plains, N. J. I j Helen Krolikowski . '24. is substition , stood on his forehead. He gal- Nanticoke , Pa. Charlo tte Zearfoss, '24 , is teaching tuting in the Glen Lyon , Pa., sehoo 1? lantly presented the drink to the litSara Jones, '24 , is teaching grade tle girl. She took a whole swallow, grades five and six in the schools of her home town. Mountain Top , Penn. one in the Connel School , Old Forge. then turned the cup aside. Mildred Ridgley is teaching second Penn. "Daddy, will we soon be to Grandgrade in one of the West Pittston i A nna Horrman is teaching in Exct mas?" she piped. schools. Her "office " is located in the er Boro , Penn. "Yes, dcsr , look out the window. " Building -. Linden Street After taking one hurried look—M'ldred M. Hankee. '22. is a studA. Frances Pensyl , '24 , is teiuh'n ~^ ent at Columbia University. "Daddy, I want some candy. " Biooms-burg, Pa. "Why child , you 've had too much second grade at Northumberland P'\. j Madge Jones. '22 , is tea "hin ' . basketball at Clo^ter , Now Jersny. Capital $60,000 Cracker Jack. One bite—and down Chase National Bank , New, York City. Effie Palmer, '23, is teaching in went the box. Jump ing into the seat His many acquaintances wish him Passaic , New Jersey. Surplus $225,000 she hailed the man in the seat be- well in the bond business. Marth a Lawrence . '22 , is teaching Mary Palya, '24. is doing primary geography in the platoon school in hind—"We are going to Grandma 's," and then ner whole story, including work and supervising music in the Coatesville . Penn. age, how many pets she had and all schools of Woodridge , New York . Adele Cryder. '22. is teaching a Dr. J. J. Brown about her sick doll , was told. Ruth Pratt , '24 , is teaching grade first grade in Coatesv'Te, Ponn . President Then—"Daddy, I want another one at Nanticoke , Pa. Wendall Swartz , '23 , is teaching drink." Dorothy Morgan , '24. has accepted j. there also. His. special subj ects are M. Milleisen , "Child, another drink? Well—" a position, and is teaching sixth grade —Manual-trainin g and Seiense, Pres, and Cashier V* Then up he started through that S. L« Miller long aisle again. The train gained FRAGMENTS OF NEWS CON! ATTENTION ! Asst. Cashier speed, making him sway violently from side to side. He arrived at the CERNING THE THANKSGIVING j * "Your answer to a few simple quesResources $2,300,000 tions ," says Mr. Vauclain , President water without any serious mishap. VACATION. of the Baldwin Locomotive Works The water was drawn. Now that last 3 per cent Interest on The Ten O'clock Habit. lap of the j ourney . All went well un"will show whether you are worth Deposits unusually good The show was so more than the general average of pay til he was about half-way to his seat. "Then a sudden j erk of the train sent everyone said. However, it failed for the kind of job you are holding. him sprawling to his feet. Hastily to keep me from feeling drowsy as If you want a raise ask yourself these he scra-mbled to his feet. The cup ten o 'clock approached. My eyelids questions and judge of your deserts : Latest Improved Burglar "1. Do I know the real signifi.clutched in his hand was empty. j drooped slowly as the minutes flew • Proof Vaults. Down the aisle he again made his past, and my mind wandered far cance of the work I am doing? Or •way. "What a thankful expression away. When the performance was j do I figure my day as a certain numSafety Deposit Boxes for Rent. st ol e over his face as he handed the over I got ready to go with the oth- I ber of hours between starting and Largest Bank in the City little girl the drink and sat down. ers. Sleepily , I led the way , but no quitting? The little lady took one sip and one seemed to follow me. I climbed "2. Do I make fewer mistakes brushed the cup aside. More ques- up, up, up the stairs to the four th tions were disturbing her. "Does floor and then on to Room 455. I Granddad have a mustache? Who awoke—t o find myself on the balcony of the theatre. The ten o 'clock habi t bobbed Grandma 's hair?" Suddenly all was quiet. Wonder- had failed to take a Thanksgiving vaing why silence prevailed I looked cation. Agnes Myles , '26. and beheld her fast asleep in her Daddy 's arms. She was dreaming of Grandma , I suppose. .. Le'tha Jones. . ., . ¦ ¦ . ¦ •; ¦ ¦ ; . ¦ • ; ¦" ¦ • ¦ . ¦¦ ' •; : : . • ; : The Farmers National Bank i ^ \fi LOUIS BERNHARD , 5r. B. S. N. S. Emily Davies:— "Say, Pat, wha t is i the feminine of cook?" i Pat Hilbert :—"Why, what do you I mean?" Emily Davies :—"Well , if a m an 's a cook is a woman a cookie? " ?????????????????????????? ..; ! Barton Pursel \\ ¦ ', ', > '¦ \fi This stock is always in apple pie order when you come in---but we are perfectly willing that it should look like the Wreck of the Hesperus when you go out. ., If you are looking'for a suit or a friend—if it's in this stock—you shall see it if it takes the finish off the woodwork—and when we both have found what you are seeking—you won 't confuse us by saying "I'll think it over. " A X. K Come in—you can upset the store without upsetting us! A II 5 v , ' Did anyone ever turn a store upside down for you? ^ V TH EATR jj COLUMBIA E |% y fi