HEARD AFTER TEN.

MUSICAL PROGRAM
HELD IN CHAPEL

JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL ACTIVITIES

OPENING LECTURE
OF COURSE GIVEN

The fourth floor, commonly called
Yesterday afternoon the Junior High
the Hardware department was quiet—
School City Election took place. Preunusually quiet , perhaps. If silence
viously nomination papers were signed
could speak, lhat. silence would have
posters put in the halls announcand
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roared witJi iuur;hter and voices happy. The Mond ay Chapel period program '•"• ho candidates. Citizens . were urg- Dr. Pike, Superintendent of the DanThe floor s.ipe/viso/ had jus t turned last week was in clur ge of the music ed to cast their votes on an impersonal ville State Hospital for the Insane, lecthe corner to back hall when out pop- fYTw rtmeiit. Mrs. Miller acted as f!f>cf ; i(in of merit and of fitness for the tured to the Seniors last Wednesday
ped three Loads from as many diffe r- chairman. This was one of the most -•.articn.'ar offices to be filled. The re- evening. This was the first of a series
interesting programs given so far this p'M's ti ro not in yet.
ent rooms.
of six lectures that is to be delivered
"Is that her last round ?" w hispered semester. It was as follows :
A marked improvement in the ap- on the subj ect of insanity.
the light b. bhed hund in the open door I'iano solo—Miss Marj orie McHenry. •"nranee of the interior of the Junior This lecture, dealing chiefly with the
"Bird as Prophet"—Shuman.
of room 4
.
Hi .«h School buildin g is apparent. Walls history and a few causes of insanity,
"Yes, b u t don 'i. get caught," called "Danse Negre"—Cyril Scott.
have been cleansed. The cloakroom has was very instructive. Dr. Pike pointed
th e brown headed one in the door of Vocal solo—Miss Ruth Beaver.
been house-cleaned. Desks and floors out that early writers used insane peo"Marriage of Roses"—Faure.
room 4
in a stage whisper.
have been scrubbed. The drinking ple as characters in fiction . Many
Then from those three different Piano solo—Miss Miria m S'traub.
fountain has been transformed by a classics discuss treatments used in the
rooms stepped twite ay many glrlg. "Romance in A Flnt"—^Reraslcy Kor- ffrormigli swnrtng. These are only a past for the insane people.
sakaff.
Girli es witli black bobbed hair and girls
few of the results of the Clean Up Dr. Pike brought with him from Danwith brown , girls that are thin , and Piano solo— Mips Geraldine Aul.
'"'nmpnign recently instituted by the ville, a brain (not his own) which he
•'Ponsee du Soir "—Mathews.
girls not so ihin. Just girls.
.T i *nior High School citizens.
used for exhibition purposes. The claAs intere sting a performance as any Vocal solo—Miss Mary Bomboy.
Last Friday in Junior High School mor of exaltation raised by the male
Liist nighter could see in any first class "Vioche Sa pete" (from "Marriage of ' ssembly Prof. Irwin congratulated the seniors when told that a woman's brain
Figaro '1)—Mozart.
vaudeville started. Tiptoe—all on tipstudents upon the conduct of their offi- is two ounces lighter than a man's
hanging
discovery
of
Piano
solo—Miss
Irene
Hicks.
toe. The penalty
cers. He mentioned, the large amount brain, diminished when they heard that
"On the Banks of the Manzonares"— ">f interest that has been aroused a whale has an enormous brain but
er them. On with the dance.
.Tensen-Niemann.
throughout the school by this experi- knows nothing. Boys, take warning !
' Darn that squeaky board. Why
¦:;:: ":, it bestill ," said one forgetting the The chorus of mixed voices, directed ment in self government. He_ urged the
( cssiiry lowering of th e voice that bv MI s^j Perner , also made its initial [ Students to remember tbat the success
A PATCH (y BLUE.
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,
r\c
'
pmj
ai'roj i rancp. The selections -renders' :*-^
:< s after ten require.
ef4H}f^?^r Vu>3iH^?'S^s
were :
ITere cc mes Dora ."
A. B. Black.
•ontrol and their interest in ^ school welThe warning flew and ten girls "Fnewell to the Forest"—Mendel- fji ro .
Its been kind 'er dark an' lonesome,
.T-nior High School students were the An ' tli ' rain a-porin ' dow :
"' •timpered buck to their rooms and soh n .
•'Tbe
Hea vens Are Declaring "— rests <% f tlio Normal .School at a pro- Covered up th' fields an ' medders
"beds.
T5i •rrn m of Uncle Remus Stories in the An' has flooded out the town.
(V- niu 'l on Monday .
"The
Brownies
But let us thank the Lord together
"—Leoni.
Y. W. C. A.
As our journey we pursue,
Mr.
Hemingway
of
Friday
Next
Wednesady, March 5, the. new
Fo'
iurg
th' clouds is gittin' scattered
Ulooins
will
address
tht
Junior
'
. bers of the Y. W. C. A. Cabinet SPECIAL ASSEMBLY PROGRAMS.
An'
we see a patch o' bluo.
Assembly.
School
Hit'll
i-e elected. The girls, who were
experiences
in
As a result, of recent
Monday 11.00-12 :00.
•hnson are from the Junior el ss. and
o
March
17
Junior
Class—Arthur
Jen.. r jerve during the coming year.
paign Mr. Morga n and Mr. Tirpaek 'Cause things seem a-goin' wrong ;
kins, President
' ey are :
iiavc added to their qualifications for Smile an ' sing upon your jou rney
Mfl vcb 24 T/brn ry—Miss Hadley.
: :<> sT dont : Nartine Rice.
As you daily jog along.
>f«rHi 31 Art
Department—Miss v»" ( 'hing—those of scrub-man and j ani- Ain 't no use t* trouble trouble
', i"e-President. : Clara Martin,
r< \v!f t.
tor.
"f .vetaiy. Retty Davison.
Till oV trouble troubles you,
A
pril 7 Elementary
School—Mr.
Treasurer : Gladys Morgan .
Keep your eyes a-lookin' up 'ards
•V ssistnnt Treasurer: Jennie Jones. Rhodes.
SOCIAL NOTES.
An ' you'll see a patch o' blue.
April 28 Arbor Day—Mr. Hnrtline.
T 'i 'florgnMluatc > Representative: OrotMay f> Junior High School—Mr. Ir- On Thursday, March 6, Miss King.' ::"> C'UlVCr.
HARVARD PRIZE HYMN.
wln.
mn» en tertained the fa culty and all
By Maj or Harry W. Farrington.
May 12 Music Department—Miss , students whose names began with G. H.
KINBKKGARrftN
Mpovo, M' ss Patterson.
I. mid J. at tea in her rooms. Monday
CHRIST.
Mny 10 Kindergnrten—Miss Asnd- '1><> K's and I/s were entertained. At I know not OUR
how
that
Bethlehem 's babe
A SyJlogfsm.
Inn.
'¦noli tea thro :» seniors assisted Miss Could in the Godhead bo;
Mark J.: "Cnts don't sit up do they ?" May 20 Memorial Program—Y. W. Klngman. It is whispered that each
I only know the manger Child
George L. {fu riously) : Cu ts can sit r . A. and Y. M. C. A.
occiu ion is even more fascinating than Has brought God's life to mo.
up, If cats on n't Hit up we cant, we sit
H»o lust.
up, so If vo sit up eats can."
Don 't miss the coffee pour each Sun- I kn ow not how that Calvary 's cross
ATTENDED CONFERENCE
In connection with the study of
rtuy In (he hall outside the gym. Spec- A word from sin could free ;
Roosevelt, animnls were studied , their Pearl Radel and Cora Long were del- 'ill Musical Programs are carefully prehabits etc., etc. Out of this has grown egates to a Lutheran Students' Confer- pared nnd everything is done to make I only know its matchless love
Has brough t God's love to mo.
a circus project. So when our card- once held in Philadelphia over the week yon enjoy your social hour.
board animals nnd tents are finished ond of February 81st. Lutheran stud1 know not how that Joseph 's tomb
wo expect to give a real . Uve spring cir- ents from all the colleges in the North Blllie : "Snookle, your
susqnopndalCould solve death's mystery ;
cus pei'fornj nnce. Everybody welcome. Atlantic states attended. Sessions wore
leu tarn is atrocious !"
only
I
know a living Christ,
Blanche: "Who drew that t lrcor?"
hold at tho University of Pennsylvan- Hnooklo : "Olt alright, Bill ,
T'll
throw
Our immortality.
ia A tour of the city showing all ¦t
Teach er: "Miss SehuJtz drew It"
fn
th
e
wnste-bnskot.
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p
Ttinnchn : "I'll soy sho Is hoiu artist" p oints of Interest was made. Both delnCome and see your High
(Tho Art Dapn rtmont hasn't an ything irn tes reported that they had a fine
Do you have your ticket for School day in the Basket Ball
on tho Kli dovgnrton ) .
time,
the Bask et Ball Tournamen t ? Tournament.
m

When you want
GOOD

EAT S
go to

REILLY'S
They Serve the BEST

REILLY'S
CONFECTIONERY
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Lowenberg's Draws the Trade
The Big Clothing Store
With Its One Low Price
To All

Be Photographed
On Your Birthday
This Year—

PHILLIP S
Will Please You
Over the Post Office
y. m. c. a.
The Y. M. 0. A. hold its rpgulnr mooting lust evening, March R; in tho Boy 's
Dorintyoty: Club room'. Tho nttondnnco
was n ot' as large as usual hut dos pito
this fact the mooting was interesting.

' Treat yourself to a good
time, come and see the Tournament.

BLOOM-IN NEWS.
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Publish ed weekly during (lit * school yea r by the Blooinsbu ig « ntc Noriiinl School in ti n- interests of tho students , fac ulty , alumn i and She school in
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general.
. ..
Waller P. Be.minger.
Kcilor-iiMJhief
Loland r .cnnelt.
Assist ant Editor
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.1. Norman Marsh all.
liusincss Manage r
Jos eph I'Migu n
.
Assist ant Uusiness Manager
Evelyn Litera ry Editor
William Toole.
Sporting Editor
l>ora WiL on
Al uinni Editor
lVrsonul and .Social Editor
-7 c»:iii I. acoo.
Myvsinwy
James.
H umor Editor
IX
Harris
Kdi
son
(•imil afion and Kxch.-m.iw> Mana ger
KENIOK CLASS KEPORTKKK.
Kuth eMne K^ng
Dorothy Peterson "
Helen Jones
Clare Lowenberg
JUNIOR CLASS KEPOltTEUS.
Anf hmiy ISeshc!
Ruth Walper
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FACULTY ADVISORY COMMITTEK.
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Miss Helen JSabb
Miss Edna Monroe ;
S. T,. "Wilson
The Hloom-I n-Nows Stall" invites members of the Alumni or any one interested hi the school to contribute notes of interest.
Subscri ption price $ .f>0 per semester , for resident students ; $ .7;") per
semester for members of the- Alumni.
Office lUMii, 171) Slain Building. B. 8. X. ^ . Bloorrislmnr. Pa.
Enter ed as second class matter. Feb. 19, 1024 , at the Post Office. Bli-.oms
¦ ;,
burg. Pa.
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MORALITY WRONG END TO

This is a day when -much a t t e n t i o n is being given to education and especially is this true of the moral phase ol" our educational work. If we as prospective teachers wish to make a .contribution to such a program it is necessary t h a t we know its nature and the methods whereby such ends may be best
accomplished.
j
W i t h apologies to Dr. Frank Crane let me call your attention to a few
salient facts tu be considered in a discussion of this nature.
Much ox the present moral education is based upon the bulief that it »
t h e so it- d u t y of the parent or teacher to keep the child safe. Some go as far
as to s t a t e t hat modern means oi communication and lr..n.sp.mn;n>n are a decided nu t.ace to the y outh of our land. Hy this t hey mean iha t it is a simple
m a t t e r for young William ami Mary to manufacture a "date" when we have
such eou\ c-u.ieuces as the telephone uudf in the same way reason tha t it is eu
cournjiinjr
¦ frequent meet ings for m a t t e r s can be so easily arranged. The only
mor. i) .¦Ij iii ff to do is to lock the boy or gi rl up in a room and feed them
t h r o u g h a key-hole.

This is a negative pro gram. It results in a long list , of "Uon'ts '1 for the
unfortunate yout h to obey blindly . What is still more absurb about such a
progra m of moral education is that in most eases no explanation is made to
the boy or girl as to the reason for therestrietions which are forced upon
them The child is expect ed to ask no questions about what ho must not do,
but to be contented to follow such rules ami regulations as are set down by
thos {> in author ity.
It is time that we as n peopl e come to understand that this system of moredixvit
) .))) is any thin g but satisfactory. We need to change our thinki n g
al
if we as citizens of to-morrow wish to do our part of the world' s work. It
would be unwise for me, however , to close without pointing out the way to
better wi.rk in ibis respect. Dr. (' ran " says :
' » i\'Our inn In task is to train the child for int"lligent liberty, to develop h' s
sense of personal responsibility, and to equip him to take ca re of himself
: ' Tho n"oded lesson in life Is to lea rn how to meet and deal wit h danger.
!!iid not how to avoid danger.
A j udicious amount of authorit y is proper in parents , but It' ( lint nuthorIly is an end in itself, and If we only vcek to tench the child to obey blindly ,
mid do not train his own powers of resistance to evil , we do more hnrin than
good.
Prohibition is ri ght when a child cannot uiul 'M -slnnd ; but it Is wronjr
even when there Is no efforl. lo milko li ' m luidorstniirl .
It is not Opportu nit y Mint threatens the morals of youlh; It is Ignorance
of mind (i ml feebleness of clinrneler .
And lliori > Is only one wny to Insure the moral diameter nnd adequate
i ntelli gence of the people ; and 1 tluil Is fo teach ethics In the public schools, to
t riiIn children (hero In honesty, olerinJIiiOfiH , and ninnliood , nnd to keep nil tho
ciridreu during their nonage in school nil the ilinc,
Here Jis I linvo pointed out often, is the runnin g soro of our crime, pauporl sm nnd nil soclnl evil—namely , our failure to wire for the children , and of
our trusting of them, mil mine d , Into the exonouiic struggle.
Go linrk. loncli. (ruin , oduenfo , develop, prevent ; and let. us liavo done with
'his medieval tinkerin g with telephones',- tlientros, and picnics to keep peoplo
dofont. "

"When
you
think
of
SHOES;
think
of
BUCKALEW'S',
Bloomsburg, Pa.

Townsend's
for
Anything
-inDress For Men

Cleanin g and Pressin g

F-I-L-M-S
Prin ting and Developin g
Patent Medicine
Toilet Goods
Stationery
Greeting Cards

J. C, Mercer
108 East Main St.

A lways the

POINT S OF VIEW.

BEST
I ce Cream
Candies
Cakes and
Soft Drinks
SERVE D AT

Bush's Ice Cream Pala ce
FOR
Coats, Dresses
Sweaters , Footwear
U n d erwear , H os i ery
Toilet Articles
Lingrie , Furn iture
Fancy Groceries.
F. P. PURSEL
Market Square , Bloomsburg

After School
Hours Visit

Texas Quick Lunch
JACK GEISTWITE

Portra it Photography
In Roys ' Studio
124 East Main Street

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ALUMNI NOTES.

Lowell wrote, "What is so rare as a Mis s Anna Hoberls, 'ID, is the teachd.'iy i n .Juno?" We would like to an- er of Commercial subj ects in the Mt.
nnnnro Din t wo hnve i'n nnd it. It. is Carmel High School at Mt. Carmel , Pa.
the steak that is served twice a week Miss Nellie A. Naegeli , "Zti, is teaching at Old Forge," Pa.
hi the Normal School Dining Itoom .
Mi ss Eliza beth AV. Perry, "23, is
Student s as a whole and by that term teaching at Duryea , Pa.
i mean ali students , which of course in- Miss Chresceutia McGrath , '22, is
cl udes Normal School students, possess teaching at Forest City, Pa.
that (|ualit .y Cor which the little anijjj aj , the .-ponjre , is not ed, that of ab- Miss Arliue Tosh, '22, is teaching at
sorption. They absorb , smile and look Wilfce s-Burre, Pa.
Miss Isabel Jones, '22, is teaching at
w.sc Do they retainV Ex ams will tell. Hanover Twp., Pa.
Have you ever felt that peculiar Miss Celie Lumbert, '22, is teachin g
.sinking sensation , characterized by at Forest City, Pa.
rue fearful fl uttering of the heart , the Mi ss Camilla L». Herman , '21, is Prin.reiubhng of the hands and the water- ci pal of the Mehoopany High School at
ing of the eyes th at conies to you in Alchoopany, Pa.
the ciassn.o m when the subject in dis- Miss Helen K. Kar ains, '23, is teachcussion has been ill-pr epared and the ing at Nanticoke, Pa.
snxleut next to you is called upon to Miss Cordeli a K. Vance, '23, is teachrecite.
ing at Berwick, Pa.
Every enterprise, no matter how Miss Helen M. Keller, '23, is teaching
small and triflin g m ust have an ideal, in the Penn Street School at Kingston,
i'ei haps it. i.s only the ideal of the fin- Pa.
.shed article or finished action . It is Mi ss Kathryn R. Griffith , '23, is
tiu> sum of these idea ls that make up teaching at Kingston, Pa. .
ihe idea l of our lives. Our ideal is ever Miss Dorothy S. Titman, '23. is teachchanging for as soon as one ideal is ing at Elk Lake, Pa.
overtaken , ir is no longer an ideal and Mr . Eliakim Painter *23 is teaching
a new one takes its place. This ever- at Vandling, Pa.
changing of goals possesses a charm for Miss Beatrice A. Dawson, '23, is
the many. It is this variety that t'lav- teaching at Duryeau , Pa, Miss Dawson was a guest at 15. S. N. S. over last
>rs and gives lif e its spice.
week-end.
•We want wh at we want when we Miss Louise G. Gilboy, '23, is teachwant it ' is the popu '.av saying of the ing at Duryea , Pa.
mass as it goes forwa rd seeking for Mr. Maxwell It. Noack, '16, is teacher
"" ' of voice, with a stilt", ai I'liiladelphia,
.hat which is j ust in front.
Pa.
THE GINGER POT.
Miss A. Geraltline Hall, '23, is teachng at Wyoming, Pa.
Good Service.
Miss Jessie Down , '12, is teaching at
"I've used the same car daily for six Sci n nton , Pa.
yea rs and it hasn 't, cost me a cent for Mr . Rhys Powell , '3, is Superintend1
ent of City Schools at Scranton. Pa.
.em ail's. '
• (Jrea t Scott! What make is it?"
Miss Lydia Bonn , '21, is teaching at
Scranton
, Pa.
eet
Cur
!"
"Str
Miss
Anna
Powell, '17, is teaching at
To-day 's troubles
are to-morrow's
Scranton
,
Pn.
j okes, so let's laugh now.
A poach ca me walking down the street,
Do you have your ticket for
She was more than passing fair ;
the Basket Ball Tournament ?
A sm ile , a nod , a half-closed eye,
And the peach became a "pair."
PERSONALS.
Unless they get something for nothi n g, some people always consider themWe regret to say that Sara Smull ,
.•ives stuck.
Kathryn Ball and Frances Hahn spent
"My life has been in vein !" cried the part of last week In the "Pest" House
. imI eorpuscie.
sul'l'ering from tonsilltis.
-And the nrtery took it to heart.
We iiJso hon r that Harper Dodd has
lie who laughs hist Is usuully the been missing classes on account of a
sore throat. It must bo contagious.
last to get the joko .
M. Hess : "Oh Dear , I just can 't ad- The school entertained many visitors
last week-end. Wyoming had a fine
ju st my curriculum."
Jamioson. "That's alright, it doesn 't showing nnd we enjoyed playing host to
such n wonderful crowd.
show anyway . "
Prof. Albert : "Which Is correct ; a Monday . March 10, Gretchen Culver
ho. il of camels or u drove of camels?" entertained the P. T. S. D. In honor of
her birthday. An important business
Coope r: "I always thou ght tlio,v,cnino
transaction was discussed concerning
in packs."
the summed. Delightful refreshments
In empty ing her lnumlvy bag yostev- wore served by the hostess.
dny , ono of the blushin g hox discovered
RUzn belli Davj snn and Gladys Jones
an art tain of clothing totally foreign to spent the week-end at; Penn State.
her wa rdrobe namel y a man 's union
VcM'na Kisser spent the week-end in
unit mnrked with the Initials "U. T." Kingston.
Own er mny have su mo by applying Tlio Editor spont tho week-end at
for nnd Idonllfyln g nt business ollico, T ' !;gs(on mul n t bis homo.

J. E. ROYS
Kodak Finishing
Gloss or Eemi-Gloss Finish
40 W. and 124 E. Main St.

BARTON PURSEL

Tailor and Bushleman
Suitin gs For Sprin g Now
In
Full Line of Sprin g Furnishings Now On Display

J. ECKER
Correct Apparel
For Women
COME IN AND SEE US

Charlotte Parsons spent the weekend at Laneeford.
Misses Lena and Edythe Enamma
spent tlie week-end with their parents.
Edytlie Poyck spent the week-end in
Wilkps-Burve.
Jea n La coo was the guest of Louise
Betterly Friday night at Kimbles.
"Sammy " Oliver has returned the
Victrol a to the ftirl s on third floor. He
made good use of it alright.
We all want to know where "Ace"
got the soro throat last Wednesday.
It has been rumored around that IsaProf. Bakeless'
bel Ferguson locked
preventing
day,
almost
door the other
let
her dance
,
class beeauNe he wouldn't
on his desk !
Misses Edna and Mary Munro were
called homo unexpectedly as their father is seriously ill.
Miss Moove is recovering from a fractured finger received while play tog
ba sket ball.

Watch next issue for full
particulars
concerning
the
. ournament.
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A filmization from the
biggest stage success in
twenty years.

THURS & FRI.

Warn er Bros. Presen ts

LUCRETIA
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A story revolving around
the loyalty and friendship
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Professor: "I am dismissing you ten
! minutes early today, do out quie.ly so
|as not to wake the other classes."
I School Nurse : "You cough easier this
I MH.iniiJJ g,"
Ellen Phooby : "I ought to, I practiced all night."

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THEATRE

" CtlSl> . "

Liebe Daniels had n't ouo.
Prof.
Wilson forgot a ciass.
>
? Edit ha End called "Marian " (Ad
inns) •'lilies.''
! Ki a net's Halin quit "vamp ing. "
; «Cc>aeh" l'a Lli'd 10 tisk for an excuse.
j Someone "cut " the edito r "out. "
j Eiias L\ Morga n didn 't go home ever .v
I ' SatiiJ day.
: j TI.e Editor nii.ssed his br ea k fast.
Joe Sicsko liked "Keystone AcafI ; demy.
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Shorty l.«'.ng didn 't like "Art. "
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'The Great Big Feature

"The Covered Wagon"

A BARGAIN PRICE.

Dr. C. A. Pierle. head of the department of chemistry at the West Texas
Teachers college here, lnis found that
a body of a man weighing 150 pounds, ¦
ALWAYS THE BEST IN COMEDIES AND NOVELTIES
if divided into its compon ent chemical J
Coat
iiiuous
Shows
Saturday
Only
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"Do_ " Watson to workman in the
tft
, would be found to contain
elements
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Dorm
: "Beg y< ;uv pardon , mister, seeenough wnter to wash a pair of blanking
you
're painting the door, I though t
et s, enough iron to make a ten penny
Q
VUi
AN
YTHING
BE
WORSE
COULD
YOU
IMAGINE
:
I'd
better
tell yon that the lock needs
i
nail, lime sui!k:io:it to white-wash a
Everyhody in tUeir rooms at live of small chicken ec.op and enough sulphur a little grease and the hinges a little
THAN THIS?
ten ?
id kill the fleas on a good sized dog. tuni ng."
cosmopolibeing
aliove
us
is
a
Prof. A l b e i t : "What
The hoys who live
I'ill: Cain : "Dugan did your watch
All these elements, he est imates, could
noisy?
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ed when it dropped to the floor ?"
i)S
be purchased at a drug store for
St u dent : "Suppose there was a RusStudent Government in the boy 's . cents.
Dugan : "Sure ! Did yon think it
sian Jew living in England with tin dorm?
would go through?"
Italia n wife , smoking Egyptian cigar- An alarm dock that went off right ?
Some of the gi rls in the school would Archie : "Th e man (hat Mivrues v'. f - '.
el les nea r n Kronen window, in a room The hells ring ing for m eal s, etc?
like to have Mr. William Toole give .vi.man is a fool. "
with a Turkish rug on the floor. If
Lei da : "1 agree with you."
them p rivate lessons in the art ( ?) of
SIGNS OF SPRING.
this man drank American ice-cream so- Coach Mead's new suit.
flirti ng, the aforesaid being a graduate A rchie. "And if lie expects to have
das while listening to a German band Strawberries for dinner last week. in that Art.
the last word he's oven a bigger fool."
p'. ay 'Come Back to Erin ,' after a supLerd a : "Quite so, quite so. What did
All the new cases. Emily and "Doe"
per of Dutch cheese made up as Welsh especially.
Maroon neckties with the letters "B. you and your girl quarrel about yesra rebit , then you might be quite safe Three "Kobbins " have been soon on S. N. S." upon them in gold have been terday?"
in saying that he was a cosmopolitan ." the campus.
introduced at the Normal and have ?".<;ck ( looking rather hungry, and
made a hit with b oth male and female smacking his lips) : "I wish I had one
A
real
live
blue
bird
lias
been
seen.
Severa l of the fourth floor girls were
members of the student body. The tie of the crisp rolls that mom used to
badly frightened at the sudden appearIs very attractive and severa l hundred
,
ance of the "Mystery Man." Looking Coach Meade wns teaching one of the of them have been disposed of. It is make "
Shack (looking gloomy and blue) :
up suddenly from your work and see- Junior girl's gym classes. Some of the planned to introduce some article of
, and I wish T had ono of the crisp
"Yes
obj
ected
to
his
new
method
of
ing his grinning face with its big baby ladies
school
colors
dress
worked
out
in
the
rolls that father used to carry."
blue eyes , hook nose and big mouth , teaching, whereupon ''Conch " replied each week.
Ace Buss (rather exci ted) : "My
would send a chill down the spine of that lie wasn't going to argue with fifclothing
store ! My clothing store!"
ty (HO) women.
the bra vest of girls.
Dr. Pike, who lectured to the sen- A n dy Ti rpak : "I never knew you
Instructor : "I spent three hou rs on ors Wednesday evening, told them that
had a clothing store before."
J.ady (pas sing through Bloomsburff the correcting of these note-hooks."
hi> felt perfectly at home in a Normal
Ace Buss : "You don 't understand
on I) . \u seeing Normal on the hill) : Brocious : "And look nt the "bu m" School. We wonder if his being at the me, no! no !
I sat on a nail. My clothJob you've made of it. "
"Is tha t the Danville Asylum?"
Danville Asylum so long as anythin g ing 's tore ! My clothing 's tore !"
Nornuil Cirl : No, lmulame. That is Ellas Morga n
( symp athetic/illy) : to do with 'itV
Until : "A re Into hours good for one? 1'
where they get us ready for it.
"What's the matter with your hand , my Watchman (on duty ) : "Halt! Who Jerry : "No, but they are good for
little man?"
ghrni t. Senior : % 'Do I looke pnJo?"
two."
goes there ?"
'"' Fresh Junior (nsido) : "No , more Carl Itinkcr : "Snwcul the top of my ,Snm Oliver : "A Junior with dough - Miss Moore ( music period) : "A litfi nger off. "
nuts."
"t ub. "
tle more spirit. Open your mouth and
Ellas (sympathetically ) : "Well , well , Watchnm ii : "Pass, Junior.
Halt ! throw yourself into It. "
how did you do that?"
doughn uts."
Took*: "I flunked that; quiz , flat."
Ju ni or Br ightness in Aji English Exam. Klnkor : "Sawing."
Lhwhoii : •' What was the matter?
Evelyn II, : "I believe I' ve danced
Define OCTOPUS givin g genus.
Didn
haven
't
't you know the answers?"
before,
with
you
I?"
An octopus Is a figure with oight
Come and see your High
;
du
nno
you
why
Toole
: "Yes ; but I had vaseline on
Mike
K.:
"I
if
have
sides.
play
School
in the Basket Ball
my
't
you
do
it
now
?"
hnlr
don
and they nil slipped my mind. "
octopus
is
n
dessert
plant.
An
Tournament.