NORMAL TIMES
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VOLUME 2

Central

State

Normal

LOCK HAVEN, PA., APRIL

Shake and Price Put on Peppy
Game to Determine Might
in Basketball
Abont a numtli ago Hliake eliiillengeil
Priee fo a iloiible basketbiill game. Tlie
girls' game was aeeepteil and pbiyeil
April (i. The result was a vietor.v for
I'riee, iinil a chaiiee for Shake to show
their good sportsmanship. Not only hail
the teams been doing flieir iifniost to
win, but every ineniber of each soeiety
had been learning cheers and stunts iiji
propriate for tlie occasion.
One side
of the balcony was reserved for I'rice
and the other for Shake. The clieers
that arose from this balcony were by
far the best that has ever been heard
there.
The first liiilf of fhe giinie was very
close, I'riee leading Ijy a ]ioint or two.
When file wliistle for the first half had
blown, the score was 1'2-16, favor of
I'rice.
But neither side would tliink
of giving UJI. Shake came back witli all
the vim, vigor, and pep tliey had, and
it was no small iimount either.
Neta White jilayed very well, her iiiiliviiluiil score fofiiling 2i) ]ioints. .loe
lleaujon wiis sure ill fhe thick of every
liiiiy, illlll her good passing gave Neta
file adviintiige.
As for fhe guards,
well—it was their ball. Ask Edie Morliill, she knows.
Shake players made
tile giime liiird and very interesting.
The Johnston girls esjieeially were everywhere iif once. Fiiye Lord did not
sieiii to mind the liunips, and her Iihi.A'ing was jiroof of that tact.
Although
I'lice won, credit inust be given to Sliake
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Attend Y. W. Conference
Millersville Normal was the center of
interest tor Y. W. C. A. workers the
week-end of March 28. Several normals
were represented, namely: West Chester, Bloomsburg, Shiiiiiensliurg, Stroudsburg, Keystone, iliirylaiid, and Lock Haven. The three re]iresentatives from
Lock Hiiven were Kuth Malone, treasurer; Helen ilizener, president, and
Grace McKinney, secretary of tlie Junior
Cabinef.
The conference was opened Friday
evening by Miss Kliiik who spoke on
the life of Esther and Morduai. The
tlieme of her falk was derived from
Monliiiii's words to Queen Esther, "Who
knows buf that we iire come for such a
time as this." Following the talk there
was a "get acquainted" meeting. Every
one enjoyed every one else.
Hefreshnieiifs were served, and every one retired to be rested for the conference
Saturda.y morning.
Tlie meeting was oiieiieil promptly at
8:30 o'clock, the next morning.
Miss
Neigel, the national secretary of the
(Continued on pnge 2)

School

22,1924

Naturalists Hike to See the
Beauties of Nature

Girls' Glee Club Gives Several
Concerts on Extended Tour

About 4:.'J6 A. M. I was awakened by
the sound of my roomie's alarm. It's
awful to be disturbed so suddenly in
the dead of night. (You people who remained in bed, can only use your iniagiiiiitions). Well, when my roomie refused to slam fliat alarm with a pillow,
f had to crawl out. I hapjiened to be
the first one in the main corridor so I
located in one of those coiiiforfable rocking chairs in the blue-room until the next
person ii]i|ieared on fhe scene. This was
Faye Lord (of course we did justice
to the rocking chair until five or six
more ajiiieared). We soon learned and
were pleased to know that some of the
inembers had kindly consented to remain in bed. Our couseicnce was relieved because it wouldn't do for iill
of us to do such injustice fo tlie beds.
If we would get grades for slec]iiiig,
their isn't a doubt but what Amy Biik
er and Bee VanZiindt would get a one
plus, and Anna Mae Landis and Marg
Larkin would give them a good secoiul
with il one.

Oh, there were forty little girls.
That all went out to sing.
They ciilled themselves the Girls' Glee
Club
Of the Norniul, (or Sing-Sing).

Our iirst real Naturalistic scene was
staged in the main cori'idor.
Ruth
Brehm called our atfentiou to two cockroaches playing tag. They were having
a wonderful time, and then some one
said they saw Dora Detwiler coming.
We knew what that meant. She treated tliem so unmercifully that death re
suited in a very few hours. By tliis
lime our crowd was jirefty well collected.
Some one said there was a
(Continued on page 5)

Girls' Rules
1. Never sign up wlien leaving the
campus.
It isn't being done in the
best of families. Just leave any time
you feel like it anil come back when
you ]ilease.
'-. When down fown talk with all
members of the oiiposite sex you know,
also those you don't know, (let all dates
possilile its the Blue l?ooiii is open every
evening.
li. When starting f'or C^liurch, be sure
you don't go.
Jiisteail nab a fellow
with a car and go for a ride. Don't
bother about the consequences. (Just
then).
4. After formal dances in the tj.viii
be sure to walk your nian uji the Glen.
Come in whenever you feel like it.
a. Go skijiping an.y night in the week
—no one cares.
Only get in before
breakfast next morning if possible.
(i. Always use the main eiiti'iiiice.
That's what it's for.
7. When going to the dining room,
go as fast as you can in order to get
a good sciit.
8. Tennis courts are open to Normal
students all hours of the night.

NUMBER 11

PREfflTS PLAYS
The "Beau of Bath" and "The
New Hat" Receive Much
Applause

Two one-act plays were presented in
(diiijiel, Wednesday, Ajiril 9, by the Play
.\nil iill these forty little girls
Iroduction Class.
Climbed iu the old bus-car,
The scene of the first jday, which was
.And after they had all climbed in—
the "Beau of Bath," was laid in the
.Miss Whitwell, "Are ye thar.'''
Beau's apartments on Christniiis Eve,
17o0. Beau Nash, an old luan still erect,
.Vow all these forty little girls
stately and very mnch a dandy, was
Each had a numlier, gay,
discovered at a table. He was attended
(They have these things in every jilace by his servant, a slightly sfoojied old
Where convicts go, they sa.v).
niiiii, who adored his master. On the
wall was a life-sized jiicture of a lad.y,
Then all these forty liffle girls
dressed ill the fashion of tlie early
Got off at Jersey Shore,
And sang their song, and said their Kigliteenth Century.
.\fter ciilling for his snuff box and
piece
cards, the sfiitely old gentleniiin disAnd—then got on once more.
missed .Tepson. As he sat looking at
But when these forty little girls
the jMirtrait he fell iisleeji iniisiug on
Ciiiiie out fhe old school door,
the belief tliat old loves return on
.Ml ready to embark on boiird.
Cliristmas eve.
(iradiially he nodded
And sing some jilace, once more—
and was soon in the land of dreams. The
Lady of the I'orfraif moved smilingly and
Why all the forty little girls
gracefully
down from the picture fraine,
Were read.v near to faint.
crossed fo the table and caught up ii
When i l r . Drum jioiiped in the door,
hiindful of cards.
Beau, waking at
"Your driver, well—he a i n t ! "
this moment, was iistonished liut she
told him that she liiid come to sjieiid
And now these forty little girls
Christmas eve with liiiii. During their
Begiiii to reiilize all
conversation they discovered that each
That their beloved driver, here
had loved fhe other, but due fo some
Was in the City Hall!
misunderstiiuding they had drifted ajiarf.
Whilt.' In the Cify Hall, you say.
Wheu one o'clock drew iieiir, she left
Oh, yes, the.v elajijied him in
liiiii to his lirelight, and silently stejiped
For jiiirkiiig at the lliill doorway.
back into the jiortraif.
Agiiin Beau
Which they liad deemed ii sin.
Nash dozed. When Jcjison entered later,
fhe ilieam was ridated to him by the
And now the forty little girls.
iiiystilied gentleman who thoiiglit he had
And Jioor -Miss Whitwell, too.
lieen dreaniing again.
All had the grumps, and said some words
That iiiiide the air go blue.
The cliiiracters were:
Beau Niish
.Mice Ryan
Then .Mr. Drum, a valiant knight,
Jejison, the serviiiif
Strode to the City Hall
Ciitherine Deveraux
^Viid rescued our jioor driver dear.
The l.ady of I'ortriiit . . . . Anne Peters
But then tliiit Wiisii't all—
The second jiliiy, "The New Hat" was
They started off for Williainsjiort,
il scene ill il jiliiinly furnished living
idoiii. The iliiiigliter of the house wanted
And looked the big town o'er.
il new hilt for the school entertaiiiiiient
Because they Inid a date in "South"
but her father refused to buy one on the
To sing their songs some more.
jdeii that he could not iilVord it.
Her
When they had reached the big hotel
mother, a timid woniiiii, refused to take
.\iid all went in fo dine
sides with either. When the grandmothThey got info a Lion's deu
er discovered the state of affairs, she
Aud liiiil a spiffy time.
decided fo (ix the old hat over. Such
a ridiculous looking hat was never beNow, then, tliese forty little girls
fore set on il child's head than the one
Who all went out to sing
now
fixed iind jdiiced on the bead of the
Had one de-grand and glorious time,
little country girl. While fatiier was
And didn't miss one thing!
stud.ving a catalogue for some clothes
tor himself, grandmother slijiped out to
Dorothy ilood.v says that if she can il neighbor's home, and called her grandbeat her marks home, she will get a diiuglifer on the phone. B y listening to
"warm recejition," but if they beat her, his daughter's conversation, the father
she will get a cold one. We know that discovered that some one wanted io hire
marks are jiowertui, but—my gosh!— his ilaughfer for ten dollars per week.
(Continued on page 5)
can they even affect the climate?

NORMAL
The Rehearsal

Health of the Child

The Kehearsiil, a coiiied,v in one act,
written by Christojiher Morle,y, was given in cliapel, April 10. The setting was
an unadorned stage—just several chairs
and a small table.
Freda, a brisk .voung woman wlio enjoys her responsibility, and takes it seriously, enters.
She then arranges the
furniture. Several girls meet for a rehearsal and are very much disgusted
with themselves, their director and their
play itself. Freda does everything in
her power to get the girls to go througii
their j)arts well. The jilayers think the
play is too quiet and they insist that
the.v never heard of a one act play having no fuu in it. Freda is rather disgusted and decides to let the second
part of fhe jilay rest until the next rehearsal.
The characters were as follows :
Freda, Director
Anna Mae Landis
Christine
Edythe Morrall
Barbara
Frances Cook
Gertrude
Kathr3'ii Brosius
Sonia
Helen Dittmar
Marjorie, Manager
Ann I'eters

The Health of the Child was the subject of Jlr. Drum's talk in Chajiel, Monday, April 7. He explained to the students several fyjies of physical exaininatioii notices wliich are sent to parents.
One type of notice gives the child's name
iind stiites that a careful examination
seems to show certain iibiiorinal conditions. These conditions are then listed
and a request made that the defects be
attended to.
The exclusion notice is another type
which gives the cause of the requested
alisenee of the child from school, and
states that he must be taken to a doctor
or a clinic before returning.
In case the child has no physical defects, a notice to that effect is sent to
the parents.
A short time after the first notices
have been sent to the parents, a jiink
slip is given to tlie child to take home.
This is to deterniine whether or not the
child has received treatment. The sliji
is to be fllled in by "yes" or "no."
There are also slijis for specific defects. These often give advice as to the
care of the child, and sonietinies give prescrijifions to be filled.
The seriousness of the child's ph.ysical
condition is not always fullj^ appreciated by either the parents or the teacher. Old age really begins at the age of
twelve. From birth up to twelve years,
the death rate decreases, nnd from
twelve up, it increases. Therefore, it is
very important that the school should
do all in its power to jiromotc the
heiilth of the school child.

Attend Y. W. Conference
(Continued from page 1)
Y. W., sjioke first.
The point she
brought out wiis hajijiiness and how to
get it. This led to a verj' interesting
discussion of the different ways to get
it.
A final conclusion was drawn by
which we could distinguish those things
which bring real happiness, that is,
things are onl.y bad when taken out of
proiiorfion to the need of them. Miss
Kliiik then sjioke on the duties of the
V. W. or "all around girl." To be one
of these, you must possess qualities t h a t
are iiientally, socially, physicall.v, iind
morally fit.
Saturday afternoon Millersville demonstriitcd the ideal Cabinet meeting. A
great portion of fhe iifternoon was used
to criticize the meeting, constructively
and dcsfrucfivel.y by the girls and Miss
N'eigel. Miss Klink took charge of the
meeting tlien and discussed the duties
of every cabinet. The four outstanding
problems to make clear a r e :
1. The meiining of Christian Citizenship.
2. Cliristian Citizensliip o n t h e
Ciiminis.
;i. Christiiin Citizenship in the Community.
4. Christian Citizenshiji in the World.
Saturday evening, Millersville gave us
a lianquet. The room iuljoining the dining room was deeorated with the daffodil as tho center of color scheme. This
added to the general cheerful attitude
of all those present. Songs were sung,
siieeches were asked for from the different schools reiiresented, and all in all
this was a very lively and interesting
gathering.
The conference for next
year will be held at the Keystone Normal at Kutztown.
After the banquet another social gathe r i n g was held.
This was more of a
farewell gathering as it was tho last
meeting of all. The students who attended as representatives feel as though
they had gained invaluable knowledge
to help t h e m with their duties as Y. W.
officers.
Several ideas are to be tried
out in C. S. N. S. at a future date.

Newly Adapted Menu
With the final chiinging of tables in
the dining room for this year, table
number twelve adopted a menu to be
served with every meal. At this busy
time in the school year evei'3' one is
more or less tired, and perhaps a little
overworked. That's wh.v i l r . Vonada
suggested:
First Course—Goodfellowship soup. It
is the essence of a spirit in tune with
the worhl, providing it is served liot.
If delayed or allowed to become cold, it
is nauseiiting.
Entrees—Smiles. Garnished witli the
sauce of good-nature and sincerity, flavored with the herbs of good acts.
Second Course—Generous hospitality
to all. Fill this with laughter, good
stories, reminiscences, and serve in a
setting of all our friends.
Dessert—Liiughter.
Pile high with
good cheer. The best p a r t ot all—the
good time—costs nothing extra and wo
want all tables to share with us. Let's
keeji our troubles in our books.

Alumni Note
George Apsley Eeardon, graduate of
Central State Normal, died a t his home
ill Hudson, Massachusetts, May 4. He
-ivas born in Sunbury, Pa., May 12, 1861.
His early edueation -n'as obtained iu
the schools of ilifflinburg. Pa., after
which he attended and -was graduated
from G. S. N. S. Por a time he taught
school in Pennsylvania, then entered the
employ of a concern in Chicago, and
later moved to Hudson.
He is survived by his -wife, who was
Miss Blanche Harriman, and a son, Harriman A. Reardon.

TIMES
constitute the main substance of the
story. If a series of not very interesting case histories, with an occasional
interpolated poem, comment or travel
The Girl in the Fog—written by Joiiiipression, is a novel, the book is classiseph Gollomb nnd published by Boni
fied.
and Liveright, New York.
Maria Chapdelaine—written by Louis
In this book, Joseph Gollomb has created a novel that is unusually full of Hi mon.
A fume and fascinating picture of the
swift action. From the moment that a
"death fog" envelopes London, in the life of the French in Canada is preojieiiing scenes, to the final page there sented by Louis Himon in bis late book.
is a breath taking sequence of events The story of the struggle of the Chapand horrors that keep the reader en- delaines to wrest a living from this
chanced.
During the heavy fog, the new soil is well told. In working this
heroine's father—on the way to join his land, the people seem to possess superdaughter at Piccadilly Palace, is mur- natural powers and courage. The lonedered. The daughter, Eileen, is in the ly life in the long winter, away from
ball room of the palace many squares friends is depicted with unusual clearfrom the scene of murder, yet she seems ness. Maria's romance is incidental to
fo hear her father crying out. Her com- the story, and the tragic end is the test
j-iiinioii of the evening disappears. Later of the heroine's mettle. The struggles
strong evidence leads to the iinprison- nre priniiirily important in the story.
iiient of the lover.
Fast upon the
shadow of the double tragedy, the faAudubon News
ther's death and the lover's iinprisonThe Audubon Bird Society held its
nient, horrors follow that threaten to
monthly nieeting Thursday, April 3.
nnbalance the girl. It is only by the
Geraldine Tietbohl gave a description of
aid of strong intellect and tenacious
the Baltimore oriole, and its habits.
courage that she is able to struggle
This bird wetives its nest from strong
with the evil forces which are directed
flne grasses, bits of wood fibers, and
against her.
weeds. The nest is about seven inches
The author attempts no feat of style long iiud shaped like a pocket. It is
nor of philosophy. He has a story of well protected from cats, tis it is usualthrills to relate, and he relates it in a ly not less than twenty feet from the
simple and direct inanner. His work of ground and swings near the end of the
diaraeter creation, however, is not care- twig.
The oriole's throat, neck, head
lessly done. In Hutch, the highly in- nnd parts of the baek are black.
The
telligent beast; Diirgan, the man of sin- wings are edged with white, and the tail
ister nervousness; and Pete of the unis edged with yellow. The rest of the
derworld, i l r . Gollomb creates characters
bird is a brilliant orange. The female is
that are the materialization of beastialmarked much the same but is not so
ify and crime. In contrast, are Eileen
highly colored.
Goodrich, center of action; Hugo Garra,
A talk on owls was given by Veronica
il man of sensitive n a t u r e ; and Hawle.y
the straightforward, clear thinking Scot- Caule.y. There are two distinct types.
land Yard inspector. The chief merit One is reddish brown and the other is
They are well adapted to get
of the story is its rush from one thrill grey.
food a t night. The owl is beneficial to
to iinother.
the fiiriiier because its food consists of
The Poor Man—written by Stellii Held mice, grasshoppers and caterpillars.
Benson and published by The MacmilThelma Krumbine talked on the blueliiii Company, New York.
This is a fragedj' that awakens no bird, which is a member of tho thrush
synijiiifhefic response, a satire without family. This is shown by the young
il iliish of the bitters ot humor to make ns the breast is similar to thiit of the
i( jiiiliitable. The central character is young robin. The nest is made in old
il niiiii suffering from war neurosis, deaf- orchards. The entrance is about two
ness, alcoholism, and perhaps arrested and one half inches across. The bluemeiifiil development a n d
dementia bird is a great friend to man, threejiriieco. Instead, however, of these af- fourths of its food consisting of inllictious milking him pathetic, they made sects. The rest is made up of berries
him merely annoying. He is sensitive, nnd wild fruit.

Book Reviews

to be sure, with a marvelous eye for
color; he suffers from unrequited love;
but even these leave the reader uninterested. Perhaps tho author did not
wish to awaken interest in this character. Edward W^illiams, the fellow mentioned, is a young Englishman uncomfortable in the simple wilds of San Francisco's Bolieinian quarter. He is disliked
by all his acquaintances, but derives
morbid satisfaction from his plight.
While attending a party he meets his
ideal mate, Emily Prere, another exiled
subject of Britain. She is presented
more as a stream of consciousness than
a human being. These two unfortunates meet several times; then while Edward is recovering from a slight operation, Emily leaves for China. Edward
has no money. How he ultimately succeeds in following Emily to China, and
what happens •when he finds her there.

A reading, "Bird Architects and Architecture," was given by Margaret Heylnum. In building nests, birds do not
strive for beauty, but for comfort, protection, and security.
The outside is
often covered -with something similar to
the surroundings. Birds usually build
new nests each year except in the case
of the hawk and the owl, who return year
after yenr to the same nest. The oriole
will use its old nest if it is secure.
Keeping birds in captivity has proved
that nests are built by imitation, not b y
instinct.
The following have been
found ainoug birds:
Weaver—the oriole.
Basket Maker—the vireo.
Masou—the thrush.
Brick maker—tho barn swallow.
Joiner—the chimney swift.
• Tailor—the tail or bird.
Potter—the cliff swallow.

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Contributors to This Issue
Etelka Kiffer.
i l . Weakland.
M. Gschwendtner.
D. Lynds.
M. Bair.
C. Wein.
I. Watson.
H. Mizener.
E. Maurer.
E. Tyson.
A. Baird.
D. Savage.
E. Schofleld.
K. DeWalt.
G McKiiiuey.

Seeing the Point

Our Feathered Friends Are Here

Ten Minutes by the Clock

The criticism of our modern American people is that we are not exact, we
evade the point, we go around Bobiii
Hood's Barn to get any place.
Presented with a question fo discuss
we cough three times, flourish a lavendar tinted 'kerchief, gaze respectfully
into the eyes of our questioner, and
launch upon the subject of the weather.
Finally, with a great "a-liem" the question is repeated by us, and since we
have consumed many valuable minutes
belonging to our patient examiner, we
talk all around the point of the question, onl.v giving facts that might slied
some light ujiou the subject if thought
out by some one who would take the
time. Our tliouglits may be good (and
again they may not be so good) but they
Ciinnot be of any beneflt to anj' one unless the point is brought out.

"Oil, say can you see b.y the dawn's
early light" that the spring birds are
here ? If you cannot see them, then
owing to late rising on your part, proliably you can hear them, about sixthirty in the evening. The Goldflncli
was the flrst to arrive for the simjile
reason flint he has been here the greater part ot the winter. He is a blithe
little cliaji in a very dainty lilack and
yellow conf. He fries to imitate ill'.
Cliickiidee's liiibif of hnuging downwiird
by head from a slender twig. As he is
not as well balanced as Mr. Chickadee,
he often gets a tumble from which he
recovers in hasty flight. Mr. and Mrs.
Robin are here too. In fact they have
been here since the middle of February.
.Mr. Red-shafted Flicker is one of "those
present." AVe are sorry to say tliat lie
has not ,vet recovered from thnt terrible
tjuarrel with his wife, for he sfill carries a bloody scar on the back of his
bend. i l r . and Mrs. Junco will not be
liere long any more as they are prepiiriiig themselves for flight to their summer
home in Canada. Tlie Bluebird family,
too,- has been here for some time. But
all these birds are our good old friends.
It seems tliat along with our friends
have returned some ot our enemies. Mr.
stnrling is one of them. ibiiiy, many
yenrs ago, his ancestors came to Amer
ica. Since then, both he and his grandjinrenfs hnve become bad, cruel jiirates.
They are outcasts from the social whirl
of the birds. H e associates with Mr.
Crow and Mr. J a y .
Now that all these friends—nnd enemies—are here, we would do well to cultivate their iicquaiutances. So, come on,
let's go enrich our education bj'' a few
nature's studj' hikes.

The pln.y jiroduefioii class gave ii short
jilny. Tea Minutes b,y the Clock, in
Cliiijiel, Tuesday morning, Ajiril S.
The scene was in the breakfnst room
of the palace. The Queen and her page
were conversing. The Queen was very
dissiitisfled with her lot, and when she
heard the alluring song of the gypsy, it
iiiiide her long so very eagerly for the
so-called freedom of the g.vpsy.
At
breakfast time with her husband, the
King, she still further rebelled, iind
(lecliired she wanted her egg boiled ten
minutes b.v the clock. Such a filing in
their well-regulnted household was unheard of. Their actions were limited to
the things that had been done before
them for centuries. While at breakfast,
she again heard the song of the g.vspy,
and decided she would no longer stay a t
the jinlace, so away she went out the
window before any one could stoji her.
After the excitement of her escape bad
somewhat subsided, it was remembered
the eggs were cooking. They hnd boiled
fen minutes by fhe clock. Coiiti'iiry to
all previous custom the King ate them.
Tlie.y were so very, very delicious that
he imiiiediiitely proclaimed his discovery
to his obliging butler. Pom Pom. At
this moment tlie Queen
reapjiears
through the window, witli the assertion
that the trail of the free was too difHcult tor her untutored self. She was
told of the wonderful discovery, and
urged to eat one too. As the curtain
fell, the faint song of the gypsy in the
distance was lienrd.
Tlie cnst:

C. Sclirot.
What can be done fo remedy this
L. Mitchell.
fault which calls out so iiiiich criticism.'
Dorothy Savage.
The best place to start is in the school
Alma Knisely.
and with ourselves. If we train ourByron Blackford.
selves to think straight, we will in turn
Nellie iloore.
li'iiin the children whom we teach to
i l a r j ' Elizabeth Cook. think straight, whicli is ver,y important
Helen .lohnston.
because the children of today are the
Evelyn Koss.
citizens of tomorrow.
If they are
Barbara Chanijilin.
trnined to be straight thinkers, the presMarion Shaw.
ent erificism will be done away with.
Genevieve Pierson.
ilargaret Gleilhill.
Dorothy Robb.
How to Pull a Bluff

Her Love Song Creates a Stir
below came the strains of an
F 'roni
rc
Armeniiin love song.
Oli! How the
song did tremble and soar. First high;
then low. You ciinuof blame the sfraugi r lit C. S. X. S. for wanting to know
what wns down there in the Day Room,
now (iin .villi.' The song went on to its
tiiijiic close. The end ninde more einjiliiitlc 1 ,v \ i .\giiew throwing a hailbresli lit the singer.
The singer in
Iur biik'oii.v, s'lood UJI nml iiiiide a graceli.l bi.w to the niidieiice, tliankiiig them
for the bouijuet. Wlio was it and why
did she sing thus, you ask? Oh, it was
eiily Blanche Mauger singing her farewell love song fo a piece of her favorite
apple jiie which had just disappeared.

TIMES

Enter class as you would on ii dny you
ivere absent. Don't show any signs of
blutfliig wdiile studying, because the
teacher might see you when she is not
looking, and you would get caught.
Never mind, it takes more tlinii one look
to get a glimjise.
If you think of ii
new plan when the teacher is out of the
room, don't use it but throw away the
old one. When she asks you a question,
,\ou can't answer, answer it, and make
believe you don't know it when you
never did. After pulling this bluff for
lifty-flve minutes, you hear a bell that
doesn't ring, and a sigli of relief leaves
you as it comes, and to think that you
hnve only flve more niinutes to bluff;
then it is nil over. But it isn't I If you
leave the room while standing by your
seat, the teacher will suspect something
which is nothing, and it is all up with
the bluff you didn't intend to pull.

The Queen
Mary ilitcliell
The King
Paul Vonada
The Butler
Jack Follmer
Ducks
Albert Hauke
Docks
Carl Sebrot
The Pnge
Julia Fisher
Vesper Service
Margaret Gledhill
Reverend ililler, minister of the Bnji- The Gypsy
The
Maid
Emily Miller
tist chnrcli, gnve a very interesting talk
The Cook
Carl Smoke
on "Sjiirit" in vespers, March HO.
He sjioke about fhe life of service with
the right sjiirit.
He told of nn earl.v
Are You Sure You're Lyin'?
jiioneer, John Chaiimnn, who devoted
Lost—.\ temjier. ilissed after a seshis entire life to the service of the pio- sion witli m.v Junior History class. Reneer peojile. "Be of service fo man- turn to i l r . Sullivan.
kind, and always serve with the right
Lost—My soprano voice. Liliernl respirit," he sidd.
It is not what you
ward offered. Return to Miss Dennisget out of it yourself; it is the good you
ton.
can do for your fellowmen. The talk
Lost—.-V full grown Latin pony. If
was concluded by "The Master giive his
found,
return at once to A'iolet Agnew.
Our Campus
life for the people. We, in turn should
Lost—Thirf.y-five cents which
my
In the Slimmer, when the grass is a
do our slinre, paying the reward in othSome Senior Girls
Mother sent me to get niy hair cut. i l a velvety green ciirpet, each tree is a
er thiin silver or gold."
rie Crain.
leaf.v rendezvous for sweet-throated First in line comes Anna ilae.
warblers, and we long to be in the vast Noted for her loving way.
Lost—A pair of angels wings.
ReShake Basketball Challenge Played turn fo ilarguerite Gschwendtner.
out-of-doors to drink in the inexpress- Then there's Rutliie, for her sweetness;
(Continued from page 1)
ible beauties of n a t u r e ; then to us our ilatilda, noted for her neatness.
Lost—ily last and dearest Beau.
I
Then for beauty comes Miss Bracken,
for their playing, and good sportsmaii- am very lonesome.
eamjius is a haven of rest.
Large reward to
Little Anne, who keeps us laughin',
shiji, tor during the whole game, they flnder.
Margaret Ulsh.
When the grass begins to lose its fresh
About dear Helen, I won't tell
did
not lay down on the joi).
green hue, and the leaves of tho trees
Lost—The waves of my hair.
Two
Except she rooms with Isabelle,
Shake
Price
seem to endeavor to atone for this subcents reward offered. Evald Erickson.
Then comes Alice, very small;
Burgeson
Forward
Wliite
dued state, by adorning themselves with
Lost—ily last letter from "Gibbi."
Hazel Barrett, very fall,
M. Johnston .. .Forward
Beaujon
brilliant orange, yellow and red foliage;
Cannot live without it. Pauline ScliiiffMary Johnston, quiet this term,
Morris
Center
Staver
then our campus is glorious.
Ruth Brehm who looks so stern,
H. Johnstoii ...Side Center
Fisher iier.
But •ndien mother nature wraps our A'eronica Cuneo, large in size,
Lost—My trusty shears.
Return to
Lord
Guard
Morrall
lawn in pure blankets of snow, fes- Margaret Beam's nice blue eyes,
Heylmun
Guard
Bettens the ofiicinl barber. Thelma Kriinibine.
toons our trees with layer upon layer Alice Kunes, Miss Larkin too,
Lost—ily perfectly good powder puff.
The score: Burgeson 8, Johustoii lo,
of spotless down, and purges the world We like them both, and Joanne too;
Has been used only fourteen months.
White 29, Beaujon 8.
with immaculate whiteness, then our Erda Maurer, with flaxen hair.
Fouls: Burgeson 2 out of i, Johnston Meriam Mervine.
camapus is indescribable.
1 out of 2, White .'{ out of 6, Beaujon
And Helen Blackburn who is so fair.
It's beauty permeates our being; we Jessie Haven, quiet and good,
0 out of 3.
A. W.—"Oh, look at that bird. I beare filled with a longing for the expres- Bee VanZant acts as she should}
Substitutes:
Thall for Heylmun, lieve it's a bat."
sion of feelings enjoyed by only the Kilmer, Malone will end this rhyme.
Heylmun for Thall.
J. I.—"That's all right; it's baseball
poetic.
The rest you'll hear some other time.
Final Score: Price 37, Shako 23.
season."

NORMAL

Our Nature Corner

Prices Cut in Book Room

TIMES
To the Teacher of Youth

Short Story Scribbles

i l r . Trembath, instructor in High ExIf a man fliids pleasure in digging for
The School is full of amateur economists who claim thiit prices are going fossils so that he mny interpret the plosives and Diabolical Diatetics, almost
REPLY TO SIM PLETON
to return to pre-war levels. That they great story of prehistoric life; if a jint the flnishin' touches on the Juniors
My dear Sim :—
are right in their assumption has been Thoreiin by Wiilden Pond is delighted fhe other day—^the straw t h a t broke the
Your letter which was published in proven bj- the Book Room this week.
with the studies of bugs and beetles; kangaroo's back, if .you wanta express
it classically.
He says them Juniors
the Nature Corner of the Normal Times
Beginning with some of the members if a .lohn Burroughs, on his little patch
for March 2 has been brought to my cf the faculty, the.y have made extraor- of ground in the valley of the Mohawk, must write some short stories henceWe therefore rush (about two
attention and I iini really glad that you dinary attempts to reduce. Eggs reduced glories in his life among the birds and forth.
took the time and trouble to write inc. from thirfy-flve cents fo tbirty-four bees; if a Luther Burbaiik is pleased weeks too late) to give t h e poor victims
Boys like you learn by asking ques- and three-quarter cents, nnd drawing jia- with his work of transforming a desert n few instructions in the science.
First of all, short story writing may
tions. I t shows tliat tlie,y are thinking per one sheet for one cent or two for cnctus into an edible fruit, or to proand thiif is what makes men. Just think- one a n d three-quarters cent. A rise of duce a sweeter rose or fairer lily; if be likened unto a box of face powder
ing, much jiliiiii tliinkiug.
twelve degrees in temperature was at- these and others, whose names are too much in, little and light. But you gotta
Your question: wh.y are a rabbit's ears tended b y a brisk revival in fur trading, numerous to mention, take great plea- wiitch your step, for some of your unlong and his tail so short? is not very but still the niiinagement stoiciilly held sure in their work, then hy what term fortunate readers may be brunettes and
Howsoever,
diiflcult to answer; possibly several an- fo its new jirices. Lime remains slack, can we describe the joy which should demand something darker.
swers could be given. First, you know I'Utfer continues strong, cucumbers Arm, be t h e teacher's. I n her care are the follow in the footsteps of the masters.
most beautiful and the most wonderful Par example:
that a rabbit sits on ifs tail, iind if his and cusfiird jiie uiisfciid.v.
"The lizard turns ashen in color and
fail were long he could not sit on all of For a wliile during the afternoon of of God's creations, the little child. You
it, nnd in cold weather the rest of the the jirice-reduction turn, when with a have assembled here to receive advanced rolls over on its side to watch with
tail would get cold. Now of course a break in storage eggs exjiected any min- instruction in order fo go out and dumb e.yes the magnificent beauty that
rabbit caiinot sit on his ears, so it makes ute, J a k e Ward created a sensation b y teach this most plastic being. Remem- stalks uncontrolled over hill and mudliffle difference how long they are.
announcing ii corner on golf balls. ber that you have chosen a vital prob- hole."
Wliata picture.
Can anything that
Then there is another reason: a bo.v Wood.y claimed that this was impossible. lem. See that you put yourself into
told me the white fail of a rabbit Bulls a n d bears alike were in a frenz.v. .vour work, and remember you will re- yon cnn ningazine be any more re-elastio
was for the convenience of the hunter, Tho situation bid fair to a riot when ceive in return as much as you put and yet more toucliingly ideal? Watch
to give him a place to aim at when he Babe Smoke knocked a home run, which forth.
now how the author seems to wrap you
shoots; if the tail were large he really had a favorable effect and restored conup in the ver.y atmosphere of the place.
would not know where fo aim. On the fidence.
Sixty dollar suits are now
Strive to get his method of obtaining
Junior Class Meeting
other hand, if t h e hunter aims a t the quoted a t ^1.59.99, nnd electric fans reThere was a ineeting of the Junior local color.
ears it is probabl.y not so dnngerous for duced to thirty cents.
class on Wednesda.y evening, April 30,
"Then, behold! All rapturous glory
the rabbit to have the bullet go near
It has been noticed b.v some that to make some arrangeinents for the melts into the night. Comes the beat
the tips when they are long as it would
there a r e a great many calls for tliose Prom. Chairmen for the different com- of hoofs—steiidily, wearily through the
if the.v were .short like those of the squirthings which cannot be obtained. Among mittees were elected and were given the shieky desert air * * * * TJIO lizard
rel. Besides it would be unjileasant, and
these a r e tobacco, cbewing gum, snuff, jirivilege of choosing their own helpers. creeps into his bungalow a n d watches
it might frighten the rabbit.
]iln,ying cards, jdow points, gnsiiline, It was decided that the dance should be the bold moon rise in deflance to the
Then there is still iinother reason: oil, h a y , straw, and face powder. If foriiial in every thing except dress. sun. Adolph, the wicked, apj^roaehea
the head of a ralibit is so small com- would certainly be advisable for the The cliiiirmen elected were:
ill scarlet knickers, and the sands trempared with the posterior end that if lie iiianageinent to put these things in stock. General Chiiiniinn... .Josephine Beaujon ble beneath him. Grasping his silver
Jesse Ward thermos bottle by the hilt, he sits down
did not have large ears he would get Now since these radical changes have Floor Committee
light headed, which might be unpleasant. been made, you sliould inclose ,vour Decornfiiig Committee. .Dorothy Savage to await the dawn. At last the break
There are many other reasons thnt check with your own ink, a n d not use Orcbestrn Cominittee
of dny, coming with it perhaps the sucGertrude JIcDermotf cess of our hero's project. For a momight be given but I must hasten to that i n t h e book room, for i l r . Ritter
your next question. Why does a rabbit is apt to put a war ta.x on each bottle. Aiiuisenient Conunittee... .John Follmer ment the sun is in his eyes, and then
wiggle its nose? This is probablj- nerv- It is t h e duty of every student to pii- Kefreshnicnt Committee
in a sickening flash, he realizes that he
Grace McKinney cannot read his book todity for he left
ous trouble due possibly to an inijirop- tronize the Book Room.
Program Coniniifteo
Grace Startzel his spectacles at home in his sewinger fuucfioning of the Pons A'nrolii, or
With this able committee the Juniors basket."
possibly it may be due to an improper
are ver.v likel.v to have a splendid sucAin't Nature Grand?
stimulus of the cerebral synapses, where
With all the jileads a n d pleases from cess with their dance.
they are in close proximity with the
This notice was seen hereabouts:
dendrites. This cannot be made clear to the girls, iliss Denuiston sent the 4:20
"There will be a short girls' ineeting
you without a seinidia-graminatic longi- gym class back to the dorm to prepare
this evening." The tall ones were disSixth Grade Health Song
tudinal section of the entire nervous their feet for a hike instead of t h e
This is another instance which shows appointed.
sj'stem.
Bnt j'ou can probably now regular, "Riglif, face, forward march!"
flint health teaching at C. S. N. S. is no
see the reason for your Mother saying which is generally heiird at that time of
longer confined to the health class
that you would go crazy by showing the day. There was a wild hurrah from t h e alone. The Chapel prograni on Friday,
girls,
a
n
d
soon
there
appeared
boots
snme s.vmptoms as the rabbit.
April I, was in charge of Helen Bainl
Your last question as to why a rab- and galoshes instead of sneakers.
who led her sixtli grade music class in
After roll had been taken, tliey left a nuinber of heivlfh songs.
bit's i l o t h e r washes only its face, can
be answered by saying that its long the gym and started up the glen as far The songs, which were sung to familiar
ears keep its neck from getting dirt}-. as the cottage. When the.v arrived a t tunes, were:
These invigorating Spring
Probably a better answer would be that the flat upon t h e hill, jioor Meriam -(vas S c r u b . . .(tune) Tramp, Tramp, Tramp
days beg to be spent on
the rnbljit does not wear low necked nearly swamped for she had no boots The Six Best Doctors
clothing.
I think however, that this on. Up by the cottage the hikers left
(tune) Yankee Doodle
the court. Complete your
question would better be referred to Mr. the road and began their climb up over Tooth Brush Song
equipment with one of our
the mountains.
They found i t quite
Sullivan in Sociology.
(tune) Yankee Doodle
slippery because the leaves a r e still Health S o n g . . . .(tune) Row, Row, How
fine racquets at $2.50 up.
Very truly yours.
very wet. Winnie tliought she could lead
Nature Study Dep.artinenf.
Long, Long Ago
We have balls, shoes, and
P. S.—May I suggest that your ortho- all the rest in g.ym exhibitions, so she
all necessities for Tennis
grajihy is slightly incorrect. If you will tried to skin the cat over a fallen tree
which
was
across
the
path.
But—what
make application to the Kindergarten
and other Spring Sports—
department they can probably help you. she really did was to extend feet in the
all fine quality and reasonPossibly you can come to C. S. N. S. air and to hug the ground.
able in price.
and take a course in English FundaOn coming down the mountain everymentals.
thing seemed t o be going O. K . until
Gladys decided to slide instead of walk.
N E W FALLON HOTEL
Helen B . (colliding with Mrs. Cress- Some girls found a few teaberries and
wellj—"Top of t h e morning to you, arbutus buds -n-hieh they gathered with
BELL P H O N E 604-J
madam."
the joy of small children. A t the end
Mrs. Cresswell—"If you had caused of our journey all were rather tired, but
Open evenings by appointment
me to upset, you wouldn't be wishing hikes sure do beat work on the gj'm floor.
E. Main St.
More hikes for everybody I
me to be on top."

Tennis Weather

Powder' Puff

'Beauty^ Parlor^

Stevenson's Sporting
Goods Store

I)

A

NORMAL
Reminiscences of Spring

Members of
Federal Reserve

Lock Haven
Trust Co.

Largest and
Finest Bank
in C l i n t o n
County
Production Class Presents Play
{Continued from page 1)
Immediately he awakened to the realization that he eould under no circumstances do without the help of the daughter. Grandmother returned in time to
suggest that father hire the girl instead
of having her go to a stranger's home.
She suggested that he pay her mone.v
enough to buj' suitable clothes and the
hat she desired. He agreed to do this,
for he knew that a hired man 'o-ould
ask more and would do less than his
daughter had been doing right along.
Needless to say t h a t the daughter received her new hat and was very well
pleased. The east was:
Grandmother
Esther Wardrope
Mother
Edith Morrall
Father
Helen Buflington
Daughter
Gladys Mooney

SAVE TIME—SAVE STEPSSAVE MONEY
Go to

The Griffith Store
5—10—25 and V a r i e t y
Stationery
School Supplies
Toys and Games
Party Favors
Candy
Notions
Hosiery
Millinery

TIMES

EXCHANGE

In the spring, a young girl's fancy
Lightly turns to thoughts of clothes;
Sheer and dainty underthings.
The Senior class at Teachers' College,
And lots of silken hose.
Cleveland, Ohio, hns decided to celebrate
Cloaks nnd gowns and chic spring hats Senior Dny by taking a boat ride. ThejTo shame a French modiste.
are planning to take their families with
Jewelry nnd rare perfume—
them.
These are not the least.
The Senior class of Kearney College
is taking rapid steps toward the clearIn fhe spring, a young man's fancy
ing of the names of their classmates
Lightly turns to thoughts of girls;
who have been charged with being leadSlim and dainty, fair and painty,
ers of the Red House Klan. If the
Starrj' eyes and curls.
name of tho class is not cleared at the
When the moonlight works its wonders
trial, which is to be held May 10, graduHitting hard romantic hearts—
iitiiig exercises will probably be held up.
When the evening casts its shadows
Whittier College has just had a new
That's when Cupid shoots his darts.
men's dormitory donated to them by Mr.
and Mrs. Wardman, of Whittier. WhitOnce On a Cold Morning
tier has been for some time in need of
(Continued from page 1)
a new dormitory and the gift is very
stranger in our grou]!, for some mys- much appreciated by the students.
terious character was standing with its
It is expected that a large number
hands over the radiator at the far end
of the hall. It wore au ejir-lapped cap, of the summer school students at Spearheav.v galoshes, and two overcoats. It flsli will make a trip to Yellowstone
issued no sounds. Veronica Cuneo in- Park this summer.
vestigated and who should it be but Mr.
Ulmer!
We hnd jilaaned to start at 5:.30 but
Carrol.vii Wein lost her voice and i t took
her flfteen niinutes to And it. Reaching the summit of Susquehanna Avenue, we heard a faint voice of some one
calling' in the wilderness, or rather back
of us. We could see nothing until Helen
Mizener was on the job with her fleld
glasses. After scrutinizing the horizon
ciirefull.v, she said Ina Kilmer was sliding back down the avenue. The hill
was slippery, and we suggested that
some one lend In.a a helping hand. The
lot fell to Faye Lord, and our journey
continued.
We stopped to rest, and Peg entertnined us by imitating a Lilly Lieu Bird.
Ella. Forcey accompanied her witli a shoe
horn (taking charge of the foot notes).
B.v the way, they say Ella holds an important position in the recently organized rubber band. I t surely was a difflcnlt task to get Peg started again.
She insisted on building a snow man
and as her powers of persuasion are fully developed, we complied with her request to bring snow wliile she performed
a work of art.
The next sight of interest on our trip
was an old barn filled with timothy
hny and clover.
Mr. Ulmer thought
that it would be wise to gather some
hay seeds for bacteria culture, whieh we
did. Ella insisted on carrying it, for
she says she is always happy near "Timothy."
Our trip home was less exciting. P e g
gathered several snowballs for souvenirs,
but was disappointed to flnd that the
snow on the campus was of the same quality. At the top of Susquehanna Avenue, we found two bob sleds awaiting us,
and this enjoyable state of affairs was
due to our president, Veronica.
At
breakfast, they say that I n a Kilmer ate
four heaping dishes of rolled oats, and
was still hungry.
The toast ran out,
and Miss Love was notified of the situation.
She referred to her flies and
found that seven pieces were still in
stock, dated Sept. 23, 1922. Misa Love
said t h a t she preferred us to take hikes
during vacation, but we are sorry we cannot comply with her request.

The Senior class at Cape Girardiaii,
Missouri, has c h o s e n Shakespeare's
"Twelfth Night" for the annual senior
plaj- this year.
The entire student body at Cape
Girardiaii was dismissed from classes
recently to attend the christening of the
new steamer. Cape Girardian, belonging
to the Eagle Packet Conipany. More
than I'i.OOO persons were gathered on
the levee to welcome the steamer.

The Glee Club of Geneva College just
returned recently from .a western tour.
Concerts were given at various points
along the route as far west as Chicago.
The Senior class of Geneva College
has erected a tablet to the memory of
fhe late Prof. H. H. Wylie.
Besides
serving Geneva College, Prof. Wylie
served as captain of the Educational
Corps in the World War.
Ernest Davies, noted tenor of the
Boston Opera Coinpany, gave a concert
recently at Kansas State Teachers' College.

Side-Lights on the G. G. C.
Say, brothah, thenh sho' was a wicked
lot of noise around hynh about eight
o'clock on Fridiiy Mo'niiig.
The gals
had been fussin' up ever since five
o'clock, an' they all sho' did look sweet
when they sta'ted on that Glee Club t r i p
—^witli tlieah hyar all primped up and
dolled in those middy blouses.
1 lieered a lot of scandal 'bout that
trip, too. When they got to Je'sey Sho'
tlieah drivah was pinched! Mistah Drum
was along, too. That sho' was a good
one.
In Williiimsport they ran into a
den of Lions, but they eha'med them
with tlieah singiii' and the.y all came
out alive. The Lion's "roar" however 'h
iiea'ly raised the roof off the Lycoming.
They sho'lly did enjoy themselves
those little gals. If they all don't root
foali nnd boost the Central State N^o'mal
School, the.v li're sho' po' spo'ts. They
nil agreed that they were treated royally.

Lila Robeson, former singer in the
Metropolitan Opera Company, will give
a concert at Teachers' College, Cleveland. Miss Robeson is the greatest artist that Cleveland ever produced.
The Mystic Three
Mrs. Hiirriet Ballard, teacher of There are three words, the sweetest
Hj-gieiie at Cleveland, informs
us
words.
through the Junior College Journal that
In all the human speech.
sehool teachers who remain unmarried
More sweet than all the song of birds.
do so not from lack of proposals but
Or pages, poets preach.
because of their high ideals of the sort
This
life may be a vale of tears,
of man tliey wish to marry. That at
A sad and dreary thing.
least is a consolation.
Three words and trouble disappears.
The newspaper men and women of
And birds begin to sing;
Western Kansas met at State College,
Saturda,y, for the annual meeting of the These words, and all the roses bloom
The sun begins to shine;
Ciolden Belt Editorial Association.
These
words will scatter all the gloom
A Student Relief Fund has been
And water turn to wine.
planned at Kansas State Teachers' College by which contributions can be made Three words which cheer the saddest
days;
in the form of worn clothing. By this
fund, which last year amounted to $150,
" I love you?"—wrong, by heck!
many needy students in Europe are It's another sweeter phrase,
helped.
"Enclosed—flnd—check."
The list of honor students, at the
East Central State Teachers' College,
Oklahoma, is steadily growing.
More
than one hundred were on the list last
term. If the increase continues, this
institution will soon rank with the verjhighest in the land.

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TIMES

lenge.
This is a powerful portrayal,
and is decidedly worth reading.
Butterfly
Kathleen Norris
Mr. Sullivan's cliiss-room is not nn art
CHILDREN'S BOOKS
"Butterfly" is the old story of the
The Cook's Surprise
Margery Clark love of two sisters for each other. Hilary room as you might suppose when .vou
If you liked the old nursery rhyme, Collier is left at an early age to carry Jiass the door and see the iiiiiiierous
"This I s the House That Jack Built," on the great purpose of her parents, decorative features. 'Tis only this, the
you will be sure to fhink liighl.v of this whieh is to give to the world the fin- Juniors have been inaking iirojects for
little book, "The Cook's Surprise," which ished violinist which Dora, the little sis- liistory. Some were made by jiaper cutis just the book for a little boy or girl ter, shows such rare promise of becom- ting, some with clay, and some by jiostThe object of this work is to
of about four or flve. All it's about is ing. Dora, "Butterfly," is a sweet per- ers.
the most greedy little girl named Jane son, but sometimes thoughtless, with an show how plain and clear this subject
Sninll. There are the most fascinating inborn genius be,yond her own under- can be ninde to pujiils.
The Y. M. held its regulnr monthlv
pictures of bowds, spoons, a n d cook- standing. It is without coiiiscious cruelty
books, for you see the very secret of that she adds to the difliculty of her sis- business ineeting on Wednesdny evening.
the whole story is " J a n e Small nte it fir's task by restless impatience with .\pril -. The new oflicers who had been
all." I t is very well recoiiiuiended for her lot. Hilary's devotion and servic" elected the month before were installed.
nre benufiful, witlioat that obnoxious The new president, Jack Follmer, then
liotli the home and fhe kindergarten.
servility often ascribed to unselflsliness. took charge, and the usual ]irogi'iiiii was
Honey Bear
Willson In herself .she contains the dignity and given. The other two men who were jnit
This book was written for children lioise of character necessary fo the ar- into office were Tim Ferguson, vice presifrom eight to fen, but can easily be tistic achievement she desires for her dent, and Jake Ward, secrefar.y-freasrend to flve or eight year old folks. sister. Wlien she is called upon to urer. There was nn unusunl amount of
In this story there is a big black bear Siicriflce her own small dream of happi- co-o]iei'iitive spirit shown among the
who lives in a hollow free, and who has ness, she does so without flinching. It members. Under Follnier's leadership,
the most wonderful iidventures. The is all f'or Butterfly, of course, but she the coming yeiir should be a successful
pictures are especially iittractive, and fails to profit by it and presenfl.y de- one, not only for the orgnniziition but
offer iiiiich entertainment to the little mands another sacrifice, which Hilary for the individual nienibers.
refuses to make, thus assuring her own
renders.
The excitement caused b.v the Bald
liii]iliiiiess aud that of her little sister,
Eagle Creek's overflowing its banks was
Kidnapped
Robert L. Stevenson
lit last. This story, wdiich preaches a
In "Kidnapped," Robert Louis Steven- great sermon in so simple a inanner, felt even at C. S. N. S. A special hike
son gives a very good idea of the life iiiiikes a very direct and profound appeal wns arranged for those students who desired to go to Flemington to see the
and customs of the Highlanders in Scot- to the heart.
flood. About flfteen girls started from
land. The story concerns a young lad,
Norinal
at four ten with Jo Beaujon
David Balfour, who is kidnapped and
Pleasant Prospect for Summer as leader. When tliey got to Flemingcast iiwii.v ill il ilesoliite part of Northern
ton, the wilfer was rajiidly receding, bnt
Sessionites
Scotland becnuse of an eccentric uncle's
We understand the Summer course is the road between Mill Hall and the
orders.
While here lie met Allan, an
( r e e k was still partly covered.
Tinaccused but not convicted murderer. to have "eleven unique feiitures." We
girls returned to the school at (i:lo. The
Their experiences make up the main reiirinf them with the pleasure of good
pedometer showed that the.y had hiked
part of the story. The story is again news bearers for the benefit of nobod.v:
seven miles. No one was more surprised
taken u p in another book, Bavid BalI. Grass, flowers, nnd bugs on the than t h e girls from Lock Haven and
four. Both of these books iire full of campus.
Flemington who thought it was only n
e.xcitenient, and make good reading for
'2. Natural heating and shower s.ys- mile iind a half!
boys esiH'cinlly.
teni.
;!. Accessibility to cat-houses and fenJo Ellen
Alexander Black
Mr. Ulmer Speaks in Vespers
cent
stores.
Alexander Black hns made the characMr. Ulmer gave a talk in vespers on
4. Ladies' barber shops.
ter of J o Ellen stand out iis a distincLent observance.
Lent means self5. A recently iirrived carload of fresh sncriflce, or paying the price. It means
tive one in modern literature. This story
of an timbitious girl and her struggle unadulterated fives.
giving up the trivial things for tliose
with poverty is brilliniitly told. Jo El(i. A course in Home Debating and which are more worth while to us. Each
len, surrounded by all that fainilj' love Scrapology.
liay we give up ninny pleasures for the
and family goodwill can give, goes out
7. New numbers for the class room purpose of accomplishing some desired
into the world—or into New York, which doors.
end.
is much the same thing—seeking liberty
S. Barnum and Bailey chapel perFriends are one of the most precious
and haiipiness for the siitisfaction of n formances.
possessions we have in this world. In
restless spirit. There is something heil. Nut Specialty Company located in order to have friends it is also necesroic about Jo Ellen. She is one ot the the day room.
sary for us to give up some of our pleafew heroines of modern flctioii who
10. Aquarium and zoo located in the ures. We should think not only of our
doesn't go down in the battle of life. dorm.
own happiness, but also of the happiness
She is origiual, distinctive, and yet gripI I . Nine weeks of work, pretzels and of others, and in this way we •n'ill get
pingly real. There is very little senti- noise.
joy from their contentment.
ment about her. She looks out nt the
world with clean, clinllengiiig eyes; and
the tragedy of her marriage, the intensity of her love for her husbnnd's cousin,
the courage of her own ideals and ambitions, combine to strengthen and mature her instead of wiping out the dial-

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Them Meet!
Will we be glnd when the "Meet" is
over.' "O 110, Joliii, no John, n o !
Some of the reiiiarks one hears about
the dorm—nud elsewhere:—
"Will you go down to my mail box
1(ir me.' I'm so stiff I creak."
"Go yourself, you old stiff. You can't
be ns .sore as I iiiii."
"Let's go to the Arbor for breakfast.
I couldn't get up this morning."
"You ask me to walk up and down all
those steps for a mere breakfast? I
always thought you had such a sympathetic iinfure."
"Would that I could sit and sit, or
stniid nud sfnnd, but not sit and then
stand."
"Have pity on my bones in agony."
This from the athletically inclined—
"I don't understand why you girls are
all so stiff. Why, I haven't felt it a bit.
I walked twenty-one and a half miles
liiid jiliiyed three sets of tennis today,
besides."
"O, would I a bird were."

Now What?
On Saturday Night,
AVe were all dolled up and—
Went to the g.vm
To see what .'—
Price-Shake games.
Then we were goin' to get
A grand surprise.
Well,
AVe saw the "Sheiks"
Drag in all kinds
Of instruments.
They were mostly unstrung,
But badly worn;
And we all stood aside
And watched
Then whnt do you think?
They all got prepared
To operate ench
And every thing.
AA'ell, tliey knock tliese
Things together, and
Everybod.v liegan to strut
A'es, it wns the
Boys' Orcbestrn nt C. S. N. S.
Now what.'
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Diverted Sentences
i l r . McDougall (giving special topics
in Psychology class)—"But all this is
not accomplished without"—Gschwentiier.

"Few things, in fact, illustrate more
clearly the growth of"—^Vonada.
"The simplest explanation of play
seems to be this"—Herr, Weakland.
"Another factor in determining"—•
Heylmun and AVestley.
lone—"You think you are a flourish,
don't you?"
Vi—"No, my dear, I consider myself
il compound curve."

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Pauline (telling a dream)—"I saw a Oh, Father, while we kneel and pray
man, nnd then I opened my eyes."
On every blessed night and day.
Lucy—"Yes, it was a man who opened We ask if you could kindly ban
The co-ends of the east dorm gave a my eyes, too."
Those everliisting lesson plans.
concert on Sunday evening. Miraculous
Is It So or Otherwise That:
HEARD AFTER VACATION
as it may seem, we are all still living.
1. Iva Livingston came to school a
"My dear, what a stunning outflt and
'S funny how easily those who can't
get up at six to study rise with alacritj' you look perfectly wonderful in it." Oh day too soon nfter Easter vacation'
for tennis.
Oh, well, love affairs al thanks, I'd just love to wear it some time (So)
2. Lydia Gross fell and broke some
ways were strong attractions.
and I'll take perfectly good care of it."
boards
in the dayroom floor? (So twice
Lydia Gross, smelling gasoline—"Just
"Oh, Joe, you got your hair shingled,
—once for the boards and once for
listen to that smell."
didn't you? It's absolutely adorable."
Lydia).
We bet Alta wishes that they -n-ould
"Didn't I always tell you, Nellie
not have refloored the dining room. It
3. Follmer caught five twenty-five
Moore, that you would look well with
inch trout? (Otherwise, but not a lie—
never was the custom to say grace on
your hnir cut? AVliat did the fainilj- just a line).
our knees, so she seems to argue.
say ?"
Mr. Mae, reading test instructions—•
4. Some people around here are ready
"G'wan, please let me shingle your
"Do you see a mouse? Look at me."
to make good in the rooflng business,
Alice W.—"Soinefhiiig tastes like var- bair. I just love to cut somebody's hair judging from the amount of shingles
iinil I'm sure I eould do it all right. they have accumulated? (Emphatically
nish."
Jean I.—"Maybe it's the ensimel off Besides you would look fine with yours so).
shingled."
your teeth."
Twila (going home)—"We're going
E. W.—"I took a shave yesterday."
Hey, Kids, come down quickly! Hur- through the tunnel."
P . S.—"Whose did you take?"
r y ! As one walked quietly (?) down
Erickson (disgustedly)—"Yes, but the
Say, did any one miss henring Nellie the hall, a crowd of admirers have gath- lights are on."
sing, "Oh, dear, wdiat can the niiitter be ered about a certain door, so large inAt Millersville Normal the girls and
that Johnnie's so long in the face?"
deed that it is impassible for a thin girl. boys are allowed to walk together on
Miiry Bail'—^"Oli, Peg, there he was The observer need not stop to inquire, the campus.
carrying his old brain around with but sees in the doorway Thelma busily
E. Erickson—"ilay I serve any of you
him!"
clip-clip, clipping away. A number of girls?"
H'ln, that's funny; most people don't.
towels hide the mirror's silvery face. AfGirls—"No."
Miss Denniston—"Face your front."
Evald—"Then I will eat myself."
ter inquiry, one learns that the mirror
Now, how in the world—? Oh, well,
has been concealed in order that the vicshe's not the only one demanding rash
tim of Thelma's clippers will not be able
Yea! Baseball!
things.
to look at her countenance until the
.Iust because it is unusual to give the
Imagine our surprise on returning
operation is completed. Alas! the noble line-up of a game at the beginning, is
from vacation to flnd the dining room
work is done, hair curled and all. Then wh.y wo must do so in order to adequateso transformed that even Tremmy took
the victim looks in the glass and yells ly describe this most unusual one. Those
it for a skating rink.
loudl.v, "Kids, how do I look? Tell me who participated were: Euth Gibson,
Mr. Ulmer (in Biology class)—"Miss
Jo Beaujon, Tat DeWalt, Evelyn Koss,
quickly."
Gregory, how does a frog breathe in the
and Nellie Moore. (It is not necessary
The optimists say, "Dearie, you look
•n'ater?"
to give their respective positions beHelen—"AVell, from what I've rend, charming. Why didn't you have it done cause this wns an unusual game). AVith
he takes in enough air in the summer liefore?"
a great shout from the bystanders, the
to last him during the winter."
THE JUNIOR PROM
great strong arras performed a battle
Mr. Ulmer—"Hm! Must have balloon
Before
of dexterous throws and swings. And—
tires."
Scrub, scrub, scrub, and dig,
let me tell j-ou—that was a clean game;
AVhicli dress? How in thunder!
they used a cake of Palm-olive soap for
the ball. It was necessary to explain
Hole in sock—holy gee!
Shoes and
Hosiery
that fact, because many thought it was
'Fraid of social blunder.
unusually hard wdien the ball (versus
After
soap) hit the gloveless hands. However,
Lovely time—nice chap.
what cared they for such trifles, -when
Dark hair, eyes bright.
The Best is Ahoays the Cheapest
they were out to "Keep that Seliool-girl
Golly, gosh—um, um!
complexion?"
Oh, hum! G'night.
There's only one more thing to tell.
PRAYERS?????
That i.s—the game ended. Did any one
Now I lay me down to sleep,
You -write your letter of
wish to know the d.ate? I t was April 27,
A
stack
of
papers
at
my
feet.
1924,
but nil unusual game needs no date,
application on excellent
and we would not mention the fact if it
If I should die and forget to dip,
letter paper, unlined, and
were not for ]n'ess criticism.
'Twns all because of Penmanship.

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May Book Review
My Fair
Uncanny
Children
The Boy

Lady
Dorothy Lynds
Stories
Jolin Follmer
of the Age. .Ed Tj'son and Ruth
With Wings
Elbridge AVoodward
Beauty
Helen Gregory
Innocent
Nellie Moore (?)
The Heights
A-1 at report time
The Giirden of Peril
Girls' Glen
The Man of the Forest
Carl Hayes
Jude, the Obscure
Judy Fisher
Age of Innocence
Albert Hauke
Pride and Prejudice
Mary Mayes
The Open Road
After June
Rough Hewn
Jake Ward
The Flaming Jewel
Hazel Barrett
A Lady of Qualify... .Helen Blackburn
Man Size
Victor Haney
The Tryst
The Library
A'alley of Silent Men
The Library
Pollyaniiii
Pauline Schaffner
Empty Pockets. .Always, after vacation
In Another Girl's Shoes. .Ask East Dorm
The Judgment H o u s e . . . T h e Book Room
The Beloved Bachelor
Tremmy
Real Life
During Easter Vacation
Silk
Elverda Richardson
Senior—"Who stand highest in your
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Junior—"Bro-«-n Bossert."

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The Alpha Sigma Tau held its third
annual banquet, Saturdiiy evening, April
5. The banquet wns served in the large
dining room of the New Fallon House.
Pearls -wound about her slender throat—pearls twined about
her wrists—Fashion decrees pearls with every costume.
The table was beautifull.v decorated
Blue Bird Pearls carry all the beauty of the Natural Pearl, all
in ferns iind yellow roses, t h e sorority
the lustre, the subtle tints and tinges, the wondrous iridesfiowers, to carry out the colors of t h e
cence—all the captivating charm, with no fine for their finding
organization. The programs wdiich were
and no tax on their source.
in the shape of a pin, were tinted with
Blue Bird Pearls are priced from Ten Dollars to Four Hundred
cmeriild and gold. The place cards were
Dollars. Call and see them.
the same as the programs, having t h e
names written in gold. The favors were
tiny corsages, made of tiny gum drops
nnd lace mats.
The menu was as follows: cream of toJewelers and Opticians
mato au crouton, celery hearts, queen
olives, roast iintive chicken, celery fillLock Haven, Penna.
ing, crniiberry sauce, mashed potatoes,
browned sweet potatoes, French peas.
Economic Class Endures Orator
Robbers Loot Normal
Alpha Sigina Tau fruit salad a la FalThe .N'ormal was robbed last Sunda.v
On the morning of Monday, Ajiril 2(i,
lon, brick ice cream, iissorted cakes, salt- morning, robbed of all its worn out pi- Mike Smoke, lightweight orator, debater,
ed nliiHinds, mints nnd coffee.
anos, and the precious hunks of marble and e.xtemporafor of C. S. N. S. opened
from fhe third,floor in the music studio. iind closed his mouth in Economics class.
The program of the evening was:
Toastmistress
Gertrude Hiirper Three pianos, or t h e parts that make Words of unwanted wisdom slipped
AVelcome
Isabel AVatson the inside of these grand old relics, were from his tongue and fell heedlessly uiion fhe inattentive ears of eiirii]itureil
A'ocnl Solo
Jean Ingham discovered missing after much investilisteners for he spoke on the subject,
giitioii
by
Mrs.
Cresswell.
It
was
finalSenior Member
.Anna Alae Landis
ly discovered that Belvie and .Mr. Walk "A swelled head only occupies a sniall
Junior Member
Edna Filzsimnious
had forgotten to lock the door, Saturday space." Our famous Mike unflinchingly
Piano Solo
Margaret Farwell
evening. However, they are not to be defended the question. Quofnfioiis fvoni
Charter Member
Grace Brooks held lesiionsbile for their hick of duty noted scientists and miitliematiciaiis of
Alumiiiie
Margaret Miller performance.
They had attended fhe the day were fluentl.v and appropriately
Faculty
Geraldine Lockhiirt Iiiograui of fhe (!lee Club that morning, iipplied by this blooming young oratoi-.
Alpha Sigmn Tnii S o n g . . . .Zeta Cliii]i1er illlll were found in the balcony still unThis speech was broad-casted from C.
Those who were present were: Pa- conscious, Monday noon. Xo trace lias S. X. S. broiidciisting station, B. \'. 1'.
tronesses, Miss Geraldine
Lockhart, lieen found of any of the missing ar- eastern standiird time, 9:20. Cablegriims
Mrs. Roy S. McDougall; Faculty Mem- ticles tliougli every second-hand store iind telephone calls of cougriifuliitions
ber, Miss Jessie Scott Himes; Alumnae has been visited.
I t is expected that iind s.vmpiithy interrupted file coiifiiiiiJleiiibers, -Mrs. Ivnn ileehtly, Mrs. Guy all will be found as soon as the students ous liow of elocpu'iit thoughts wliirli
Cumiuiiigs, Florence Strayer, Alma Mil- can investigate t h e Bank's Junk Yard issued forth from the very sole of this
ler, Edith Paul, Gertrude Harper, Grace lit Mill Hall.
I'olvhviiiiiiiim devotee.
Brooks, .Alargaret Marsh, Betty Bowser,
Mary Mowrer, .Margaret Farwell, Jean
I'afferson, Miirgaret Miller, and Gwendolyn Glise, illlll the Junior and Senior
active members.

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