NORMAL TIMES At VOLUME 2 Central State Normal LOCK HAVEN, PA., APRIL Shake and Price Put on Peppy Game to Determine Might in Basketball Abont a numtli ago Hliake eliiillengeil Priee fo a iloiible basketbiill game. Tlie girls' game was aeeepteil and pbiyeil April (i. The result was a vietor.v for I'riee, iinil a chaiiee for Shake to show their good sportsmanship. Not only hail the teams been doing flieir iifniost to win, but every ineniber of each soeiety had been learning cheers and stunts iiji propriate for tlie occasion. One side of the balcony was reserved for I'rice and the other for Shake. The clieers that arose from this balcony were by far the best that has ever been heard there. The first liiilf of fhe giinie was very close, I'riee leading Ijy a ]ioint or two. When file wliistle for the first half had blown, the score was 1'2-16, favor of I'rice. But neither side would tliink of giving UJI. Shake came back witli all the vim, vigor, and pep tliey had, and it was no small iimount either. Neta White jilayed very well, her iiiiliviiluiil score fofiiling 2i) ]ioints. .loe lleaujon wiis sure ill fhe thick of every liiiiy, illlll her good passing gave Neta file adviintiige. As for fhe guards, well—it was their ball. Ask Edie Morliill, she knows. Shake players made tile giime liiird and very interesting. The Johnston girls esjieeially were everywhere iif once. Fiiye Lord did not sieiii to mind the liunips, and her Iihi.A'ing was jiroof of that tact. Although I'lice won, credit inust be given to Sliake I Continued on page 3) II m • — Attend Y. W. Conference Millersville Normal was the center of interest tor Y. W. C. A. workers the week-end of March 28. Several normals were represented, namely: West Chester, Bloomsburg, Shiiiiiensliurg, Stroudsburg, Keystone, iliirylaiid, and Lock Haven. The three re]iresentatives from Lock Hiiven were Kuth Malone, treasurer; Helen ilizener, president, and Grace McKinney, secretary of tlie Junior Cabinef. The conference was opened Friday evening by Miss Kliiik who spoke on the life of Esther and Morduai. The tlieme of her falk was derived from Monliiiii's words to Queen Esther, "Who knows buf that we iire come for such a time as this." Following the talk there was a "get acquainted" meeting. Every one enjoyed every one else. Hefreshnieiifs were served, and every one retired to be rested for the conference Saturda.y morning. Tlie meeting was oiieiieil promptly at 8:30 o'clock, the next morning. Miss Neigel, the national secretary of the (Continued on pnge 2) School 22,1924 Naturalists Hike to See the Beauties of Nature Girls' Glee Club Gives Several Concerts on Extended Tour About 4:.'J6 A. M. I was awakened by the sound of my roomie's alarm. It's awful to be disturbed so suddenly in the dead of night. (You people who remained in bed, can only use your iniagiiiiitions). Well, when my roomie refused to slam fliat alarm with a pillow, f had to crawl out. I hapjiened to be the first one in the main corridor so I located in one of those coiiiforfable rocking chairs in the blue-room until the next person ii]i|ieared on fhe scene. This was Faye Lord (of course we did justice to the rocking chair until five or six more ajiiieared). We soon learned and were pleased to know that some of the inembers had kindly consented to remain in bed. Our couseicnce was relieved because it wouldn't do for iill of us to do such injustice fo tlie beds. If we would get grades for slec]iiiig, their isn't a doubt but what Amy Biik er and Bee VanZiindt would get a one plus, and Anna Mae Landis and Marg Larkin would give them a good secoiul with il one. Oh, there were forty little girls. That all went out to sing. They ciilled themselves the Girls' Glee Club Of the Norniul, (or Sing-Sing). Our iirst real Naturalistic scene was staged in the main cori'idor. Ruth Brehm called our atfentiou to two cockroaches playing tag. They were having a wonderful time, and then some one said they saw Dora Detwiler coming. We knew what that meant. She treated tliem so unmercifully that death re suited in a very few hours. By tliis lime our crowd was jirefty well collected. Some one said there was a (Continued on page 5) Girls' Rules 1. Never sign up wlien leaving the campus. It isn't being done in the best of families. Just leave any time you feel like it anil come back when you ]ilease. '-. When down fown talk with all members of the oiiposite sex you know, also those you don't know, (let all dates possilile its the Blue l?ooiii is open every evening. li. When starting f'or C^liurch, be sure you don't go. Jiisteail nab a fellow with a car and go for a ride. Don't bother about the consequences. (Just then). 4. After formal dances in the tj.viii be sure to walk your nian uji the Glen. Come in whenever you feel like it. a. Go skijiping an.y night in the week —no one cares. Only get in before breakfast next morning if possible. (i. Always use the main eiiti'iiiice. That's what it's for. 7. When going to the dining room, go as fast as you can in order to get a good sciit. 8. Tennis courts are open to Normal students all hours of the night. NUMBER 11 PREfflTS PLAYS The "Beau of Bath" and "The New Hat" Receive Much Applause Two one-act plays were presented in (diiijiel, Wednesday, Ajiril 9, by the Play .\nil iill these forty little girls Iroduction Class. Climbed iu the old bus-car, The scene of the first jday, which was .And after they had all climbed in— the "Beau of Bath," was laid in the .Miss Whitwell, "Are ye thar.''' Beau's apartments on Christniiis Eve, 17o0. Beau Nash, an old luan still erect, .Vow all these forty little girls stately and very mnch a dandy, was Each had a numlier, gay, discovered at a table. He was attended (They have these things in every jilace by his servant, a slightly sfoojied old Where convicts go, they sa.v). niiiii, who adored his master. On the wall was a life-sized jiicture of a lad.y, Then all these forty liffle girls dressed ill the fashion of tlie early Got off at Jersey Shore, And sang their song, and said their Kigliteenth Century. .\fter ciilling for his snuff box and piece cards, the sfiitely old gentleniiin disAnd—then got on once more. missed .Tepson. As he sat looking at But when these forty little girls the jMirtrait he fell iisleeji iniisiug on Ciiiiie out fhe old school door, the belief tliat old loves return on .Ml ready to embark on boiird. Cliristmas eve. (iradiially he nodded And sing some jilace, once more— and was soon in the land of dreams. The Lady of the I'orfraif moved smilingly and Why all the forty little girls gracefully down from the picture fraine, Were read.v near to faint. crossed fo the table and caught up ii When i l r . Drum jioiiped in the door, hiindful of cards. Beau, waking at "Your driver, well—he a i n t ! " this moment, was iistonished liut she told him that she liiid come to sjieiid And now these forty little girls Christmas eve with liiiii. During their Begiiii to reiilize all conversation they discovered that each That their beloved driver, here had loved fhe other, but due fo some Was in the City Hall! misunderstiiuding they had drifted ajiarf. Whilt.' In the Cify Hall, you say. Wheu one o'clock drew iieiir, she left Oh, yes, the.v elajijied him in liiiii to his lirelight, and silently stejiped For jiiirkiiig at the lliill doorway. back into the jiortraif. Agiiin Beau Which they liad deemed ii sin. Nash dozed. When Jcjison entered later, fhe ilieam was ridated to him by the And now the forty little girls. iiiystilied gentleman who thoiiglit he had And Jioor -Miss Whitwell, too. lieen dreaniing again. All had the grumps, and said some words That iiiiide the air go blue. The cliiiracters were: Beau Niish .Mice Ryan Then .Mr. Drum, a valiant knight, Jejison, the serviiiif Strode to the City Hall Ciitherine Deveraux ^Viid rescued our jioor driver dear. The l.ady of I'ortriiit . . . . Anne Peters But then tliiit Wiisii't all— The second jiliiy, "The New Hat" was They started off for Williainsjiort, il scene ill il jiliiinly furnished living idoiii. The iliiiigliter of the house wanted And looked the big town o'er. il new hilt for the school entertaiiiiiient Because they Inid a date in "South" but her father refused to buy one on the To sing their songs some more. jdeii that he could not iilVord it. Her When they had reached the big hotel mother, a timid woniiiii, refused to take .\iid all went in fo dine sides with either. When the grandmothThey got info a Lion's deu er discovered the state of affairs, she Aud liiiil a spiffy time. decided fo (ix the old hat over. Such a ridiculous looking hat was never beNow, then, tliese forty little girls fore set on il child's head than the one Who all went out to sing now fixed iind jdiiced on the bead of the Had one de-grand and glorious time, little country girl. While fatiier was And didn't miss one thing! stud.ving a catalogue for some clothes tor himself, grandmother slijiped out to Dorothy ilood.v says that if she can il neighbor's home, and called her grandbeat her marks home, she will get a diiuglifer on the phone. B y listening to "warm recejition," but if they beat her, his daughter's conversation, the father she will get a cold one. We know that discovered that some one wanted io hire marks are jiowertui, but—my gosh!— his ilaughfer for ten dollars per week. (Continued on page 5) can they even affect the climate? NORMAL The Rehearsal Health of the Child The Kehearsiil, a coiiied,v in one act, written by Christojiher Morle,y, was given in cliapel, April 10. The setting was an unadorned stage—just several chairs and a small table. Freda, a brisk .voung woman wlio enjoys her responsibility, and takes it seriously, enters. She then arranges the furniture. Several girls meet for a rehearsal and are very much disgusted with themselves, their director and their play itself. Freda does everything in her power to get the girls to go througii their j)arts well. The jilayers think the play is too quiet and they insist that the.v never heard of a one act play having no fuu in it. Freda is rather disgusted and decides to let the second part of fhe jilay rest until the next rehearsal. The characters were as follows : Freda, Director Anna Mae Landis Christine Edythe Morrall Barbara Frances Cook Gertrude Kathr3'ii Brosius Sonia Helen Dittmar Marjorie, Manager Ann I'eters The Health of the Child was the subject of Jlr. Drum's talk in Chajiel, Monday, April 7. He explained to the students several fyjies of physical exaininatioii notices wliich are sent to parents. One type of notice gives the child's name iind stiites that a careful examination seems to show certain iibiiorinal conditions. These conditions are then listed and a request made that the defects be attended to. The exclusion notice is another type which gives the cause of the requested alisenee of the child from school, and states that he must be taken to a doctor or a clinic before returning. In case the child has no physical defects, a notice to that effect is sent to the parents. A short time after the first notices have been sent to the parents, a jiink slip is given to tlie child to take home. This is to deterniine whether or not the child has received treatment. The sliji is to be fllled in by "yes" or "no." There are also slijis for specific defects. These often give advice as to the care of the child, and sonietinies give prescrijifions to be filled. The seriousness of the child's ph.ysical condition is not always fullj^ appreciated by either the parents or the teacher. Old age really begins at the age of twelve. From birth up to twelve years, the death rate decreases, nnd from twelve up, it increases. Therefore, it is very important that the school should do all in its power to jiromotc the heiilth of the school child. Attend Y. W. Conference (Continued from page 1) Y. W., sjioke first. The point she brought out wiis hajijiiness and how to get it. This led to a verj' interesting discussion of the different ways to get it. A final conclusion was drawn by which we could distinguish those things which bring real happiness, that is, things are onl.y bad when taken out of proiiorfion to the need of them. Miss Kliiik then sjioke on the duties of the V. W. or "all around girl." To be one of these, you must possess qualities t h a t are iiientally, socially, physicall.v, iind morally fit. Saturday afternoon Millersville demonstriitcd the ideal Cabinet meeting. A great portion of fhe iifternoon was used to criticize the meeting, constructively and dcsfrucfivel.y by the girls and Miss N'eigel. Miss Klink took charge of the meeting tlien and discussed the duties of every cabinet. The four outstanding problems to make clear a r e : 1. The meiining of Christian Citizenship. 2. Cliristian Citizensliip o n t h e Ciiminis. ;i. Christiiin Citizenship in the Community. 4. Christian Citizenshiji in the World. Saturday evening, Millersville gave us a lianquet. The room iuljoining the dining room was deeorated with the daffodil as tho center of color scheme. This added to the general cheerful attitude of all those present. Songs were sung, siieeches were asked for from the different schools reiiresented, and all in all this was a very lively and interesting gathering. The conference for next year will be held at the Keystone Normal at Kutztown. After the banquet another social gathe r i n g was held. This was more of a farewell gathering as it was tho last meeting of all. The students who attended as representatives feel as though they had gained invaluable knowledge to help t h e m with their duties as Y. W. officers. Several ideas are to be tried out in C. S. N. S. at a future date. Newly Adapted Menu With the final chiinging of tables in the dining room for this year, table number twelve adopted a menu to be served with every meal. At this busy time in the school year evei'3' one is more or less tired, and perhaps a little overworked. That's wh.v i l r . Vonada suggested: First Course—Goodfellowship soup. It is the essence of a spirit in tune with the worhl, providing it is served liot. If delayed or allowed to become cold, it is nauseiiting. Entrees—Smiles. Garnished witli the sauce of good-nature and sincerity, flavored with the herbs of good acts. Second Course—Generous hospitality to all. Fill this with laughter, good stories, reminiscences, and serve in a setting of all our friends. Dessert—Liiughter. Pile high with good cheer. The best p a r t ot all—the good time—costs nothing extra and wo want all tables to share with us. Let's keeji our troubles in our books. Alumni Note George Apsley Eeardon, graduate of Central State Normal, died a t his home ill Hudson, Massachusetts, May 4. He -ivas born in Sunbury, Pa., May 12, 1861. His early edueation -n'as obtained iu the schools of ilifflinburg. Pa., after which he attended and -was graduated from G. S. N. S. Por a time he taught school in Pennsylvania, then entered the employ of a concern in Chicago, and later moved to Hudson. He is survived by his -wife, who was Miss Blanche Harriman, and a son, Harriman A. Reardon. TIMES constitute the main substance of the story. If a series of not very interesting case histories, with an occasional interpolated poem, comment or travel The Girl in the Fog—written by Joiiiipression, is a novel, the book is classiseph Gollomb nnd published by Boni fied. and Liveright, New York. Maria Chapdelaine—written by Louis In this book, Joseph Gollomb has created a novel that is unusually full of Hi mon. A fume and fascinating picture of the swift action. From the moment that a "death fog" envelopes London, in the life of the French in Canada is preojieiiing scenes, to the final page there sented by Louis Himon in bis late book. is a breath taking sequence of events The story of the struggle of the Chapand horrors that keep the reader en- delaines to wrest a living from this chanced. During the heavy fog, the new soil is well told. In working this heroine's father—on the way to join his land, the people seem to possess superdaughter at Piccadilly Palace, is mur- natural powers and courage. The lonedered. The daughter, Eileen, is in the ly life in the long winter, away from ball room of the palace many squares friends is depicted with unusual clearfrom the scene of murder, yet she seems ness. Maria's romance is incidental to fo hear her father crying out. Her com- the story, and the tragic end is the test j-iiinioii of the evening disappears. Later of the heroine's mettle. The struggles strong evidence leads to the iinprison- nre priniiirily important in the story. iiient of the lover. Fast upon the shadow of the double tragedy, the faAudubon News ther's death and the lover's iinprisonThe Audubon Bird Society held its nient, horrors follow that threaten to monthly nieeting Thursday, April 3. nnbalance the girl. It is only by the Geraldine Tietbohl gave a description of aid of strong intellect and tenacious the Baltimore oriole, and its habits. courage that she is able to struggle This bird wetives its nest from strong with the evil forces which are directed flne grasses, bits of wood fibers, and against her. weeds. The nest is about seven inches The author attempts no feat of style long iiud shaped like a pocket. It is nor of philosophy. He has a story of well protected from cats, tis it is usualthrills to relate, and he relates it in a ly not less than twenty feet from the simple and direct inanner. His work of ground and swings near the end of the diaraeter creation, however, is not care- twig. The oriole's throat, neck, head lessly done. In Hutch, the highly in- nnd parts of the baek are black. The telligent beast; Diirgan, the man of sin- wings are edged with white, and the tail ister nervousness; and Pete of the unis edged with yellow. The rest of the derworld, i l r . Gollomb creates characters bird is a brilliant orange. The female is that are the materialization of beastialmarked much the same but is not so ify and crime. In contrast, are Eileen highly colored. Goodrich, center of action; Hugo Garra, A talk on owls was given by Veronica il man of sensitive n a t u r e ; and Hawle.y the straightforward, clear thinking Scot- Caule.y. There are two distinct types. land Yard inspector. The chief merit One is reddish brown and the other is They are well adapted to get of the story is its rush from one thrill grey. food a t night. The owl is beneficial to to iinother. the fiiriiier because its food consists of The Poor Man—written by Stellii Held mice, grasshoppers and caterpillars. Benson and published by The MacmilThelma Krumbine talked on the blueliiii Company, New York. This is a fragedj' that awakens no bird, which is a member of tho thrush synijiiifhefic response, a satire without family. This is shown by the young il iliish of the bitters ot humor to make ns the breast is similar to thiit of the i( jiiiliitable. The central character is young robin. The nest is made in old il niiiii suffering from war neurosis, deaf- orchards. The entrance is about two ness, alcoholism, and perhaps arrested and one half inches across. The bluemeiifiil development a n d dementia bird is a great friend to man, threejiriieco. Instead, however, of these af- fourths of its food consisting of inllictious milking him pathetic, they made sects. The rest is made up of berries him merely annoying. He is sensitive, nnd wild fruit. Book Reviews to be sure, with a marvelous eye for color; he suffers from unrequited love; but even these leave the reader uninterested. Perhaps tho author did not wish to awaken interest in this character. Edward W^illiams, the fellow mentioned, is a young Englishman uncomfortable in the simple wilds of San Francisco's Bolieinian quarter. He is disliked by all his acquaintances, but derives morbid satisfaction from his plight. While attending a party he meets his ideal mate, Emily Prere, another exiled subject of Britain. She is presented more as a stream of consciousness than a human being. These two unfortunates meet several times; then while Edward is recovering from a slight operation, Emily leaves for China. Edward has no money. How he ultimately succeeds in following Emily to China, and what happens •when he finds her there. A reading, "Bird Architects and Architecture," was given by Margaret Heylnum. In building nests, birds do not strive for beauty, but for comfort, protection, and security. The outside is often covered -with something similar to the surroundings. Birds usually build new nests each year except in the case of the hawk and the owl, who return year after yenr to the same nest. The oriole will use its old nest if it is secure. Keeping birds in captivity has proved that nests are built by imitation, not b y instinct. The following have been found ainoug birds: Weaver—the oriole. Basket Maker—the vireo. Masou—the thrush. Brick maker—tho barn swallow. Joiner—the chimney swift. • Tailor—the tail or bird. Potter—the cliff swallow. 1 NORMAL NORMAL TIMES Xorniiil T i m e s is pulilislieil at Ceiitnil S t n t e Noniiill School, I.iick H a v e n , r e n n a , , by t h e Boaril (if E d i t o r s of N o r m a l Times. The Muiiserilltion r a t e for one y e a r is SI.."!©. AililresH all c o m m u n i c a t i o n s to T. 'W. Tremliatli, F a c u l t y M a n a g e r , Lock H a v e n , P e n n a . Editor-in-Chief Cleona Coppersmilli Assistant Kditor. Helen D i t t m a r Associate E d i t o r s — G r a y c e Copiiersniitll and M a r i e Crain. Sporta E d i t o r Evald Erickson Ciiaiiel News E d i t o r Sara G a r d n e r Club News E d i t o r s — n u t i i Malone and E d i l h Burgeson. Excliange E d i t o r . Velma R i d g e I ' s and (Itiiers Frances Cook Alumni Editor Until W a r d lluiiior Grace E n g l i s h and Rutli Langsford Illustrations .Erda Maurer Circuliitinii M a n a g e r Catherine Deveraux Assistiinl Circiiliilioii M a n a g e r Mary Mitchell Advertising M a n a g e r s — L y d i a Gross and F r i e d a Stainiaii. Acceptance for mailing a t siiecial r a t e of postage provided for in section 1103, .Vet of Oetolier 3, 1II17, a u t h o r i z e d J u l y 3, 11123. APRIL 11, 192-t Contributors to This Issue Etelka Kiffer. i l . Weakland. M. Gschwendtner. D. Lynds. M. Bair. C. Wein. I. Watson. H. Mizener. E. Maurer. E. Tyson. A. Baird. D. Savage. E. Schofleld. K. DeWalt. G McKiiiuey. Seeing the Point Our Feathered Friends Are Here Ten Minutes by the Clock The criticism of our modern American people is that we are not exact, we evade the point, we go around Bobiii Hood's Barn to get any place. Presented with a question fo discuss we cough three times, flourish a lavendar tinted 'kerchief, gaze respectfully into the eyes of our questioner, and launch upon the subject of the weather. Finally, with a great "a-liem" the question is repeated by us, and since we have consumed many valuable minutes belonging to our patient examiner, we talk all around the point of the question, onl.v giving facts that might slied some light ujiou the subject if thought out by some one who would take the time. Our tliouglits may be good (and again they may not be so good) but they Ciinnot be of any beneflt to anj' one unless the point is brought out. "Oil, say can you see b.y the dawn's early light" that the spring birds are here ? If you cannot see them, then owing to late rising on your part, proliably you can hear them, about sixthirty in the evening. The Goldflncli was the flrst to arrive for the simjile reason flint he has been here the greater part ot the winter. He is a blithe little cliaji in a very dainty lilack and yellow conf. He fries to imitate ill'. Cliickiidee's liiibif of hnuging downwiird by head from a slender twig. As he is not as well balanced as Mr. Chickadee, he often gets a tumble from which he recovers in hasty flight. Mr. and Mrs. Robin are here too. In fact they have been here since the middle of February. .Mr. Red-shafted Flicker is one of "those present." AVe are sorry to say tliat lie has not ,vet recovered from thnt terrible tjuarrel with his wife, for he sfill carries a bloody scar on the back of his bend. i l r . and Mrs. Junco will not be liere long any more as they are prepiiriiig themselves for flight to their summer home in Canada. Tlie Bluebird family, too,- has been here for some time. But all these birds are our good old friends. It seems tliat along with our friends have returned some ot our enemies. Mr. stnrling is one of them. ibiiiy, many yenrs ago, his ancestors came to Amer ica. Since then, both he and his grandjinrenfs hnve become bad, cruel jiirates. They are outcasts from the social whirl of the birds. H e associates with Mr. Crow and Mr. J a y . Now that all these friends—nnd enemies—are here, we would do well to cultivate their iicquaiutances. So, come on, let's go enrich our education bj'' a few nature's studj' hikes. The pln.y jiroduefioii class gave ii short jilny. Tea Minutes b,y the Clock, in Cliiijiel, Tuesday morning, Ajiril S. The scene was in the breakfnst room of the palace. The Queen and her page were conversing. The Queen was very dissiitisfled with her lot, and when she heard the alluring song of the gypsy, it iiiiide her long so very eagerly for the so-called freedom of the g.vpsy. At breakfast time with her husband, the King, she still further rebelled, iind (lecliired she wanted her egg boiled ten minutes b.v the clock. Such a filing in their well-regulnted household was unheard of. Their actions were limited to the things that had been done before them for centuries. While at breakfast, she again heard the song of the g.vspy, and decided she would no longer stay a t the jinlace, so away she went out the window before any one could stoji her. After the excitement of her escape bad somewhat subsided, it was remembered the eggs were cooking. They hnd boiled fen minutes by fhe clock. Coiiti'iiry to all previous custom the King ate them. Tlie.y were so very, very delicious that he imiiiediiitely proclaimed his discovery to his obliging butler. Pom Pom. At this moment tlie Queen reapjiears through the window, witli the assertion that the trail of the free was too difHcult tor her untutored self. She was told of the wonderful discovery, and urged to eat one too. As the curtain fell, the faint song of the gypsy in the distance was lienrd. Tlie cnst: C. Sclirot. What can be done fo remedy this L. Mitchell. fault which calls out so iiiiich criticism.' Dorothy Savage. The best place to start is in the school Alma Knisely. and with ourselves. If we train ourByron Blackford. selves to think straight, we will in turn Nellie iloore. li'iiin the children whom we teach to i l a r j ' Elizabeth Cook. think straight, whicli is ver,y important Helen .lohnston. because the children of today are the Evelyn Koss. citizens of tomorrow. If they are Barbara Chanijilin. trnined to be straight thinkers, the presMarion Shaw. ent erificism will be done away with. Genevieve Pierson. ilargaret Gleilhill. Dorothy Robb. How to Pull a Bluff Her Love Song Creates a Stir below came the strains of an F 'roni rc Armeniiin love song. Oli! How the song did tremble and soar. First high; then low. You ciinuof blame the sfraugi r lit C. S. X. S. for wanting to know what wns down there in the Day Room, now (iin .villi.' The song went on to its tiiijiic close. The end ninde more einjiliiitlc 1 ,v \ i .\giiew throwing a hailbresli lit the singer. The singer in Iur biik'oii.v, s'lood UJI nml iiiiide a graceli.l bi.w to the niidieiice, tliankiiig them for the bouijuet. Wlio was it and why did she sing thus, you ask? Oh, it was eiily Blanche Mauger singing her farewell love song fo a piece of her favorite apple jiie which had just disappeared. TIMES Enter class as you would on ii dny you ivere absent. Don't show any signs of blutfliig wdiile studying, because the teacher might see you when she is not looking, and you would get caught. Never mind, it takes more tlinii one look to get a glimjise. If you think of ii new plan when the teacher is out of the room, don't use it but throw away the old one. When she asks you a question, ,\ou can't answer, answer it, and make believe you don't know it when you never did. After pulling this bluff for lifty-flve minutes, you hear a bell that doesn't ring, and a sigli of relief leaves you as it comes, and to think that you hnve only flve more niinutes to bluff; then it is nil over. But it isn't I If you leave the room while standing by your seat, the teacher will suspect something which is nothing, and it is all up with the bluff you didn't intend to pull. The Queen Mary ilitcliell The King Paul Vonada The Butler Jack Follmer Ducks Albert Hauke Docks Carl Sebrot The Pnge Julia Fisher Vesper Service Margaret Gledhill Reverend ililler, minister of the Bnji- The Gypsy The Maid Emily Miller tist chnrcli, gnve a very interesting talk The Cook Carl Smoke on "Sjiirit" in vespers, March HO. He sjioke about fhe life of service with the right sjiirit. He told of nn earl.v Are You Sure You're Lyin'? jiioneer, John Chaiimnn, who devoted Lost—.\ temjier. ilissed after a seshis entire life to the service of the pio- sion witli m.v Junior History class. Reneer peojile. "Be of service fo man- turn to i l r . Sullivan. kind, and always serve with the right Lost—My soprano voice. Liliernl respirit," he sidd. It is not what you ward offered. Return to Miss Dennisget out of it yourself; it is the good you ton. can do for your fellowmen. The talk Lost—.-V full grown Latin pony. If was concluded by "The Master giive his found, return at once to A'iolet Agnew. Our Campus life for the people. We, in turn should Lost—Thirf.y-five cents which my In the Slimmer, when the grass is a do our slinre, paying the reward in othSome Senior Girls Mother sent me to get niy hair cut. i l a velvety green ciirpet, each tree is a er thiin silver or gold." rie Crain. leaf.v rendezvous for sweet-throated First in line comes Anna ilae. warblers, and we long to be in the vast Noted for her loving way. Lost—A pair of angels wings. ReShake Basketball Challenge Played turn fo ilarguerite Gschwendtner. out-of-doors to drink in the inexpress- Then there's Rutliie, for her sweetness; (Continued from page 1) ible beauties of n a t u r e ; then to us our ilatilda, noted for her neatness. Lost—ily last and dearest Beau. I Then for beauty comes Miss Bracken, for their playing, and good sportsmaii- am very lonesome. eamjius is a haven of rest. Large reward to Little Anne, who keeps us laughin', shiji, tor during the whole game, they flnder. Margaret Ulsh. When the grass begins to lose its fresh About dear Helen, I won't tell did not lay down on the joi). green hue, and the leaves of tho trees Lost—The waves of my hair. Two Except she rooms with Isabelle, Shake Price seem to endeavor to atone for this subcents reward offered. Evald Erickson. Then comes Alice, very small; Burgeson Forward Wliite dued state, by adorning themselves with Lost—ily last letter from "Gibbi." Hazel Barrett, very fall, M. Johnston .. .Forward Beaujon brilliant orange, yellow and red foliage; Cannot live without it. Pauline ScliiiffMary Johnston, quiet this term, Morris Center Staver then our campus is glorious. Ruth Brehm who looks so stern, H. Johnstoii ...Side Center Fisher iier. But •ndien mother nature wraps our A'eronica Cuneo, large in size, Lost—My trusty shears. Return to Lord Guard Morrall lawn in pure blankets of snow, fes- Margaret Beam's nice blue eyes, Heylmun Guard Bettens the ofiicinl barber. Thelma Kriinibine. toons our trees with layer upon layer Alice Kunes, Miss Larkin too, Lost—ily perfectly good powder puff. The score: Burgeson 8, Johustoii lo, of spotless down, and purges the world We like them both, and Joanne too; Has been used only fourteen months. White 29, Beaujon 8. with immaculate whiteness, then our Erda Maurer, with flaxen hair. Fouls: Burgeson 2 out of i, Johnston Meriam Mervine. camapus is indescribable. 1 out of 2, White .'{ out of 6, Beaujon And Helen Blackburn who is so fair. It's beauty permeates our being; we Jessie Haven, quiet and good, 0 out of 3. A. W.—"Oh, look at that bird. I beare filled with a longing for the expres- Bee VanZant acts as she should} Substitutes: Thall for Heylmun, lieve it's a bat." sion of feelings enjoyed by only the Kilmer, Malone will end this rhyme. Heylmun for Thall. J. I.—"That's all right; it's baseball poetic. The rest you'll hear some other time. Final Score: Price 37, Shako 23. season." NORMAL Our Nature Corner Prices Cut in Book Room TIMES To the Teacher of Youth Short Story Scribbles i l r . Trembath, instructor in High ExIf a man fliids pleasure in digging for The School is full of amateur economists who claim thiit prices are going fossils so that he mny interpret the plosives and Diabolical Diatetics, almost REPLY TO SIM PLETON to return to pre-war levels. That they great story of prehistoric life; if a jint the flnishin' touches on the Juniors My dear Sim :— are right in their assumption has been Thoreiin by Wiilden Pond is delighted fhe other day—^the straw t h a t broke the Your letter which was published in proven bj- the Book Room this week. with the studies of bugs and beetles; kangaroo's back, if .you wanta express it classically. He says them Juniors the Nature Corner of the Normal Times Beginning with some of the members if a .lohn Burroughs, on his little patch for March 2 has been brought to my cf the faculty, the.y have made extraor- of ground in the valley of the Mohawk, must write some short stories henceWe therefore rush (about two attention and I iini really glad that you dinary attempts to reduce. Eggs reduced glories in his life among the birds and forth. took the time and trouble to write inc. from thirfy-flve cents fo tbirty-four bees; if a Luther Burbaiik is pleased weeks too late) to give t h e poor victims Boys like you learn by asking ques- and three-quarter cents, nnd drawing jia- with his work of transforming a desert n few instructions in the science. First of all, short story writing may tions. I t shows tliat tlie,y are thinking per one sheet for one cent or two for cnctus into an edible fruit, or to proand thiif is what makes men. Just think- one a n d three-quarters cent. A rise of duce a sweeter rose or fairer lily; if be likened unto a box of face powder ing, much jiliiiii tliinkiug. twelve degrees in temperature was at- these and others, whose names are too much in, little and light. But you gotta Your question: wh.y are a rabbit's ears tended b y a brisk revival in fur trading, numerous to mention, take great plea- wiitch your step, for some of your unlong and his tail so short? is not very but still the niiinagement stoiciilly held sure in their work, then hy what term fortunate readers may be brunettes and Howsoever, diiflcult to answer; possibly several an- fo its new jirices. Lime remains slack, can we describe the joy which should demand something darker. swers could be given. First, you know I'Utfer continues strong, cucumbers Arm, be t h e teacher's. I n her care are the follow in the footsteps of the masters. most beautiful and the most wonderful Par example: that a rabbit sits on ifs tail, iind if his and cusfiird jiie uiisfciid.v. "The lizard turns ashen in color and fail were long he could not sit on all of For a wliile during the afternoon of of God's creations, the little child. You it, nnd in cold weather the rest of the the jirice-reduction turn, when with a have assembled here to receive advanced rolls over on its side to watch with tail would get cold. Now of course a break in storage eggs exjiected any min- instruction in order fo go out and dumb e.yes the magnificent beauty that rabbit caiinot sit on his ears, so it makes ute, J a k e Ward created a sensation b y teach this most plastic being. Remem- stalks uncontrolled over hill and mudliffle difference how long they are. announcing ii corner on golf balls. ber that you have chosen a vital prob- hole." Wliata picture. Can anything that Then there is another reason: a bo.v Wood.y claimed that this was impossible. lem. See that you put yourself into told me the white fail of a rabbit Bulls a n d bears alike were in a frenz.v. .vour work, and remember you will re- yon cnn ningazine be any more re-elastio was for the convenience of the hunter, Tho situation bid fair to a riot when ceive in return as much as you put and yet more toucliingly ideal? Watch to give him a place to aim at when he Babe Smoke knocked a home run, which forth. now how the author seems to wrap you shoots; if the tail were large he really had a favorable effect and restored conup in the ver.y atmosphere of the place. would not know where fo aim. On the fidence. Sixty dollar suits are now Strive to get his method of obtaining Junior Class Meeting other hand, if t h e hunter aims a t the quoted a t ^1.59.99, nnd electric fans reThere was a ineeting of the Junior local color. ears it is probabl.y not so dnngerous for duced to thirty cents. class on Wednesda.y evening, April 30, "Then, behold! All rapturous glory the rabbit to have the bullet go near It has been noticed b.v some that to make some arrangeinents for the melts into the night. Comes the beat the tips when they are long as it would there a r e a great many calls for tliose Prom. Chairmen for the different com- of hoofs—steiidily, wearily through the if the.v were .short like those of the squirthings which cannot be obtained. Among mittees were elected and were given the shieky desert air * * * * TJIO lizard rel. Besides it would be unjileasant, and these a r e tobacco, cbewing gum, snuff, jirivilege of choosing their own helpers. creeps into his bungalow a n d watches it might frighten the rabbit. ]iln,ying cards, jdow points, gnsiiline, It was decided that the dance should be the bold moon rise in deflance to the Then there is still iinother reason: oil, h a y , straw, and face powder. If foriiial in every thing except dress. sun. Adolph, the wicked, apj^roaehea the head of a ralibit is so small com- would certainly be advisable for the The cliiiirmen elected were: ill scarlet knickers, and the sands trempared with the posterior end that if lie iiianageinent to put these things in stock. General Chiiiniinn... .Josephine Beaujon ble beneath him. Grasping his silver Jesse Ward thermos bottle by the hilt, he sits down did not have large ears he would get Now since these radical changes have Floor Committee light headed, which might be unpleasant. been made, you sliould inclose ,vour Decornfiiig Committee. .Dorothy Savage to await the dawn. At last the break There are many other reasons thnt check with your own ink, a n d not use Orcbestrn Cominittee of dny, coming with it perhaps the sucGertrude JIcDermotf cess of our hero's project. For a momight be given but I must hasten to that i n t h e book room, for i l r . Ritter your next question. Why does a rabbit is apt to put a war ta.x on each bottle. Aiiuisenient Conunittee... .John Follmer ment the sun is in his eyes, and then wiggle its nose? This is probablj- nerv- It is t h e duty of every student to pii- Kefreshnicnt Committee in a sickening flash, he realizes that he Grace McKinney cannot read his book todity for he left ous trouble due possibly to an inijirop- tronize the Book Room. Program Coniniifteo Grace Startzel his spectacles at home in his sewinger fuucfioning of the Pons A'nrolii, or With this able committee the Juniors basket." possibly it may be due to an improper are ver.v likel.v to have a splendid sucAin't Nature Grand? stimulus of the cerebral synapses, where With all the jileads a n d pleases from cess with their dance. they are in close proximity with the This notice was seen hereabouts: dendrites. This cannot be made clear to the girls, iliss Denuiston sent the 4:20 "There will be a short girls' ineeting you without a seinidia-graminatic longi- gym class back to the dorm to prepare this evening." The tall ones were disSixth Grade Health Song tudinal section of the entire nervous their feet for a hike instead of t h e This is another instance which shows appointed. sj'stem. Bnt j'ou can probably now regular, "Riglif, face, forward march!" flint health teaching at C. S. N. S. is no see the reason for your Mother saying which is generally heiird at that time of longer confined to the health class that you would go crazy by showing the day. There was a wild hurrah from t h e alone. The Chapel prograni on Friday, girls, a n d soon there appeared boots snme s.vmptoms as the rabbit. April I, was in charge of Helen Bainl Your last question as to why a rab- and galoshes instead of sneakers. who led her sixtli grade music class in After roll had been taken, tliey left a nuinber of heivlfh songs. bit's i l o t h e r washes only its face, can be answered by saying that its long the gym and started up the glen as far The songs, which were sung to familiar ears keep its neck from getting dirt}-. as the cottage. When the.v arrived a t tunes, were: These invigorating Spring Probably a better answer would be that the flat upon t h e hill, jioor Meriam -(vas S c r u b . . .(tune) Tramp, Tramp, Tramp days beg to be spent on the rnbljit does not wear low necked nearly swamped for she had no boots The Six Best Doctors clothing. I think however, that this on. Up by the cottage the hikers left (tune) Yankee Doodle the court. Complete your question would better be referred to Mr. the road and began their climb up over Tooth Brush Song equipment with one of our the mountains. They found i t quite Sullivan in Sociology. (tune) Yankee Doodle slippery because the leaves a r e still Health S o n g . . . .(tune) Row, Row, How fine racquets at $2.50 up. Very truly yours. very wet. Winnie tliought she could lead Nature Study Dep.artinenf. Long, Long Ago We have balls, shoes, and P. S.—May I suggest that your ortho- all the rest in g.ym exhibitions, so she all necessities for Tennis grajihy is slightly incorrect. If you will tried to skin the cat over a fallen tree which was across the path. But—what make application to the Kindergarten and other Spring Sports— department they can probably help you. she really did was to extend feet in the all fine quality and reasonPossibly you can come to C. S. N. S. air and to hug the ground. able in price. and take a course in English FundaOn coming down the mountain everymentals. thing seemed t o be going O. K . until Gladys decided to slide instead of walk. N E W FALLON HOTEL Helen B . (colliding with Mrs. Cress- Some girls found a few teaberries and wellj—"Top of t h e morning to you, arbutus buds -n-hieh they gathered with BELL P H O N E 604-J madam." the joy of small children. A t the end Mrs. Cresswell—"If you had caused of our journey all were rather tired, but Open evenings by appointment me to upset, you wouldn't be wishing hikes sure do beat work on the gj'm floor. E. Main St. More hikes for everybody I me to be on top." Tennis Weather Powder' Puff 'Beauty^ Parlor^ Stevenson's Sporting Goods Store I) A NORMAL Reminiscences of Spring Members of Federal Reserve Lock Haven Trust Co. Largest and Finest Bank in C l i n t o n County Production Class Presents Play {Continued from page 1) Immediately he awakened to the realization that he eould under no circumstances do without the help of the daughter. Grandmother returned in time to suggest that father hire the girl instead of having her go to a stranger's home. She suggested that he pay her mone.v enough to buj' suitable clothes and the hat she desired. He agreed to do this, for he knew that a hired man 'o-ould ask more and would do less than his daughter had been doing right along. Needless to say t h a t the daughter received her new hat and was very well pleased. The east was: Grandmother Esther Wardrope Mother Edith Morrall Father Helen Buflington Daughter Gladys Mooney SAVE TIME—SAVE STEPSSAVE MONEY Go to The Griffith Store 5—10—25 and V a r i e t y Stationery School Supplies Toys and Games Party Favors Candy Notions Hosiery Millinery TIMES EXCHANGE In the spring, a young girl's fancy Lightly turns to thoughts of clothes; Sheer and dainty underthings. The Senior class at Teachers' College, And lots of silken hose. Cleveland, Ohio, hns decided to celebrate Cloaks nnd gowns and chic spring hats Senior Dny by taking a boat ride. ThejTo shame a French modiste. are planning to take their families with Jewelry nnd rare perfume— them. These are not the least. The Senior class of Kearney College is taking rapid steps toward the clearIn fhe spring, a young man's fancy ing of the names of their classmates Lightly turns to thoughts of girls; who have been charged with being leadSlim and dainty, fair and painty, ers of the Red House Klan. If the Starrj' eyes and curls. name of tho class is not cleared at the When the moonlight works its wonders trial, which is to be held May 10, graduHitting hard romantic hearts— iitiiig exercises will probably be held up. When the evening casts its shadows Whittier College has just had a new That's when Cupid shoots his darts. men's dormitory donated to them by Mr. and Mrs. Wardman, of Whittier. WhitOnce On a Cold Morning tier has been for some time in need of (Continued from page 1) a new dormitory and the gift is very stranger in our grou]!, for some mys- much appreciated by the students. terious character was standing with its It is expected that a large number hands over the radiator at the far end of the hall. It wore au ejir-lapped cap, of the summer school students at Spearheav.v galoshes, and two overcoats. It flsli will make a trip to Yellowstone issued no sounds. Veronica Cuneo in- Park this summer. vestigated and who should it be but Mr. Ulmer! We hnd jilaaned to start at 5:.30 but Carrol.vii Wein lost her voice and i t took her flfteen niinutes to And it. Reaching the summit of Susquehanna Avenue, we heard a faint voice of some one calling' in the wilderness, or rather back of us. We could see nothing until Helen Mizener was on the job with her fleld glasses. After scrutinizing the horizon ciirefull.v, she said Ina Kilmer was sliding back down the avenue. The hill was slippery, and we suggested that some one lend In.a a helping hand. The lot fell to Faye Lord, and our journey continued. We stopped to rest, and Peg entertnined us by imitating a Lilly Lieu Bird. Ella. Forcey accompanied her witli a shoe horn (taking charge of the foot notes). B.v the way, they say Ella holds an important position in the recently organized rubber band. I t surely was a difflcnlt task to get Peg started again. She insisted on building a snow man and as her powers of persuasion are fully developed, we complied with her request to bring snow wliile she performed a work of art. The next sight of interest on our trip was an old barn filled with timothy hny and clover. Mr. Ulmer thought that it would be wise to gather some hay seeds for bacteria culture, whieh we did. Ella insisted on carrying it, for she says she is always happy near "Timothy." Our trip home was less exciting. P e g gathered several snowballs for souvenirs, but was disappointed to flnd that the snow on the campus was of the same quality. At the top of Susquehanna Avenue, we found two bob sleds awaiting us, and this enjoyable state of affairs was due to our president, Veronica. At breakfast, they say that I n a Kilmer ate four heaping dishes of rolled oats, and was still hungry. The toast ran out, and Miss Love was notified of the situation. She referred to her flies and found that seven pieces were still in stock, dated Sept. 23, 1922. Misa Love said t h a t she preferred us to take hikes during vacation, but we are sorry we cannot comply with her request. The Senior class at Cape Girardiaii, Missouri, has c h o s e n Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night" for the annual senior plaj- this year. The entire student body at Cape Girardiaii was dismissed from classes recently to attend the christening of the new steamer. Cape Girardian, belonging to the Eagle Packet Conipany. More than I'i.OOO persons were gathered on the levee to welcome the steamer. The Glee Club of Geneva College just returned recently from .a western tour. Concerts were given at various points along the route as far west as Chicago. The Senior class of Geneva College has erected a tablet to the memory of fhe late Prof. H. H. Wylie. Besides serving Geneva College, Prof. Wylie served as captain of the Educational Corps in the World War. Ernest Davies, noted tenor of the Boston Opera Coinpany, gave a concert recently at Kansas State Teachers' College. Side-Lights on the G. G. C. Say, brothah, thenh sho' was a wicked lot of noise around hynh about eight o'clock on Fridiiy Mo'niiig. The gals had been fussin' up ever since five o'clock, an' they all sho' did look sweet when they sta'ted on that Glee Club t r i p —^witli tlieah hyar all primped up and dolled in those middy blouses. 1 lieered a lot of scandal 'bout that trip, too. When they got to Je'sey Sho' tlieah drivah was pinched! Mistah Drum was along, too. That sho' was a good one. In Williiimsport they ran into a den of Lions, but they eha'med them with tlieah singiii' and the.y all came out alive. The Lion's "roar" however 'h iiea'ly raised the roof off the Lycoming. They sho'lly did enjoy themselves those little gals. If they all don't root foali nnd boost the Central State N^o'mal School, the.v li're sho' po' spo'ts. They nil agreed that they were treated royally. Lila Robeson, former singer in the Metropolitan Opera Company, will give a concert at Teachers' College, Cleveland. Miss Robeson is the greatest artist that Cleveland ever produced. The Mystic Three Mrs. Hiirriet Ballard, teacher of There are three words, the sweetest Hj-gieiie at Cleveland, informs us words. through the Junior College Journal that In all the human speech. sehool teachers who remain unmarried More sweet than all the song of birds. do so not from lack of proposals but Or pages, poets preach. because of their high ideals of the sort This life may be a vale of tears, of man tliey wish to marry. That at A sad and dreary thing. least is a consolation. Three words and trouble disappears. The newspaper men and women of And birds begin to sing; Western Kansas met at State College, Saturda,y, for the annual meeting of the These words, and all the roses bloom The sun begins to shine; Ciolden Belt Editorial Association. These words will scatter all the gloom A Student Relief Fund has been And water turn to wine. planned at Kansas State Teachers' College by which contributions can be made Three words which cheer the saddest days; in the form of worn clothing. By this fund, which last year amounted to $150, " I love you?"—wrong, by heck! many needy students in Europe are It's another sweeter phrase, helped. "Enclosed—flnd—check." The list of honor students, at the East Central State Teachers' College, Oklahoma, is steadily growing. More than one hundred were on the list last term. If the increase continues, this institution will soon rank with the verjhighest in the land. All Photos At reduced rates to C. S. N. S. Students During These Warm Days Fisit D AINTY SERVICE ELICIOUS CANDIES ELIGHTFUL SUNDAES Leave your films today—get your pictures tomorrow The Swope Studio NORMAL TIMES lenge. This is a powerful portrayal, and is decidedly worth reading. Butterfly Kathleen Norris Mr. Sullivan's cliiss-room is not nn art CHILDREN'S BOOKS "Butterfly" is the old story of the The Cook's Surprise Margery Clark love of two sisters for each other. Hilary room as you might suppose when .vou If you liked the old nursery rhyme, Collier is left at an early age to carry Jiass the door and see the iiiiiiierous "This I s the House That Jack Built," on the great purpose of her parents, decorative features. 'Tis only this, the you will be sure to fhink liighl.v of this whieh is to give to the world the fin- Juniors have been inaking iirojects for little book, "The Cook's Surprise," which ished violinist which Dora, the little sis- liistory. Some were made by jiaper cutis just the book for a little boy or girl ter, shows such rare promise of becom- ting, some with clay, and some by jiostThe object of this work is to of about four or flve. All it's about is ing. Dora, "Butterfly," is a sweet per- ers. the most greedy little girl named Jane son, but sometimes thoughtless, with an show how plain and clear this subject Sninll. There are the most fascinating inborn genius be,yond her own under- can be ninde to pujiils. The Y. M. held its regulnr monthlv pictures of bowds, spoons, a n d cook- standing. It is without coiiiscious cruelty books, for you see the very secret of that she adds to the difliculty of her sis- business ineeting on Wednesdny evening. the whole story is " J a n e Small nte it fir's task by restless impatience with .\pril -. The new oflicers who had been all." I t is very well recoiiiuiended for her lot. Hilary's devotion and servic" elected the month before were installed. nre benufiful, witlioat that obnoxious The new president, Jack Follmer, then liotli the home and fhe kindergarten. servility often ascribed to unselflsliness. took charge, and the usual ]irogi'iiiii was Honey Bear Willson In herself .she contains the dignity and given. The other two men who were jnit This book was written for children lioise of character necessary fo the ar- into office were Tim Ferguson, vice presifrom eight to fen, but can easily be tistic achievement she desires for her dent, and Jake Ward, secrefar.y-freasrend to flve or eight year old folks. sister. Wlien she is called upon to urer. There was nn unusunl amount of In this story there is a big black bear Siicriflce her own small dream of happi- co-o]iei'iitive spirit shown among the who lives in a hollow free, and who has ness, she does so without flinching. It members. Under Follnier's leadership, the most wonderful iidventures. The is all f'or Butterfly, of course, but she the coming yeiir should be a successful pictures are especially iittractive, and fails to profit by it and presenfl.y de- one, not only for the orgnniziition but offer iiiiich entertainment to the little mands another sacrifice, which Hilary for the individual nienibers. refuses to make, thus assuring her own renders. The excitement caused b.v the Bald liii]iliiiiess aud that of her little sister, Eagle Creek's overflowing its banks was Kidnapped Robert L. Stevenson lit last. This story, wdiich preaches a In "Kidnapped," Robert Louis Steven- great sermon in so simple a inanner, felt even at C. S. N. S. A special hike son gives a very good idea of the life iiiiikes a very direct and profound appeal wns arranged for those students who desired to go to Flemington to see the and customs of the Highlanders in Scot- to the heart. flood. About flfteen girls started from land. The story concerns a young lad, Norinal at four ten with Jo Beaujon David Balfour, who is kidnapped and Pleasant Prospect for Summer as leader. When tliey got to Flemingcast iiwii.v ill il ilesoliite part of Northern ton, the wilfer was rajiidly receding, bnt Sessionites Scotland becnuse of an eccentric uncle's We understand the Summer course is the road between Mill Hall and the orders. While here lie met Allan, an ( r e e k was still partly covered. Tinaccused but not convicted murderer. to have "eleven unique feiitures." We girls returned to the school at (i:lo. The Their experiences make up the main reiirinf them with the pleasure of good pedometer showed that the.y had hiked part of the story. The story is again news bearers for the benefit of nobod.v: seven miles. No one was more surprised taken u p in another book, Bavid BalI. Grass, flowers, nnd bugs on the than t h e girls from Lock Haven and four. Both of these books iire full of campus. Flemington who thought it was only n e.xcitenient, and make good reading for '2. Natural heating and shower s.ys- mile iind a half! boys esiH'cinlly. teni. ;!. Accessibility to cat-houses and fenJo Ellen Alexander Black Mr. Ulmer Speaks in Vespers cent stores. Alexander Black hns made the characMr. Ulmer gave a talk in vespers on 4. Ladies' barber shops. ter of J o Ellen stand out iis a distincLent observance. Lent means self5. A recently iirrived carload of fresh sncriflce, or paying the price. It means tive one in modern literature. This story of an timbitious girl and her struggle unadulterated fives. giving up the trivial things for tliose with poverty is brilliniitly told. Jo El(i. A course in Home Debating and which are more worth while to us. Each len, surrounded by all that fainilj' love Scrapology. liay we give up ninny pleasures for the and family goodwill can give, goes out 7. New numbers for the class room purpose of accomplishing some desired into the world—or into New York, which doors. end. is much the same thing—seeking liberty S. Barnum and Bailey chapel perFriends are one of the most precious and haiipiness for the siitisfaction of n formances. possessions we have in this world. In restless spirit. There is something heil. Nut Specialty Company located in order to have friends it is also necesroic about Jo Ellen. She is one ot the the day room. sary for us to give up some of our pleafew heroines of modern flctioii who 10. Aquarium and zoo located in the ures. We should think not only of our doesn't go down in the battle of life. dorm. own happiness, but also of the happiness She is origiual, distinctive, and yet gripI I . Nine weeks of work, pretzels and of others, and in this way we •n'ill get pingly real. There is very little senti- noise. joy from their contentment. ment about her. She looks out nt the world with clean, clinllengiiig eyes; and the tragedy of her marriage, the intensity of her love for her husbnnd's cousin, the courage of her own ideals and ambitions, combine to strengthen and mature her instead of wiping out the dial- Book Review^s Hasty Pudding cylchenbach's / Henry Keller's Sons Style Quality OXFORDS or ICE CREAM, FANCY CAKES A N D PASTRIES Schrafft's, Norris, Page & Shaw and Martha Washington Candies Them Meet! Will we be glnd when the "Meet" is over.' "O 110, Joliii, no John, n o ! Some of the reiiiarks one hears about the dorm—nud elsewhere:— "Will you go down to my mail box 1(ir me.' I'm so stiff I creak." "Go yourself, you old stiff. You can't be ns .sore as I iiiii." "Let's go to the Arbor for breakfast. I couldn't get up this morning." "You ask me to walk up and down all those steps for a mere breakfast? I always thought you had such a sympathetic iinfure." "Would that I could sit and sit, or stniid nud sfnnd, but not sit and then stand." "Have pity on my bones in agony." This from the athletically inclined— "I don't understand why you girls are all so stiff. Why, I haven't felt it a bit. I walked twenty-one and a half miles liiid jiliiyed three sets of tennis today, besides." "O, would I a bird were." Now What? On Saturday Night, AVe were all dolled up and— Went to the g.vm To see what .'— Price-Shake games. Then we were goin' to get A grand surprise. Well, AVe saw the "Sheiks" Drag in all kinds Of instruments. They were mostly unstrung, But badly worn; And we all stood aside And watched Then whnt do you think? They all got prepared To operate ench And every thing. AA'ell, tliey knock tliese Things together, and Everybod.v liegan to strut A'es, it wns the Boys' Orcbestrn nt C. S. N. S. Now what.' 1 • 1 . Diverted Sentences i l r . McDougall (giving special topics in Psychology class)—"But all this is not accomplished without"—Gschwentiier. "Few things, in fact, illustrate more clearly the growth of"—^Vonada. "The simplest explanation of play seems to be this"—Herr, Weakland. "Another factor in determining"—• Heylmun and AVestley. lone—"You think you are a flourish, don't you?" Vi—"No, my dear, I consider myself il compound curve." Quality Shoe Repairing As,iorted Siveet Chocolate Novelties AND SLIPPERS 103 Main St. LOCK HAVEN, PA. Achenbaeh's J. F. TORSELL BELLEFONTE AVE. NORMAL TIMES Pauline (telling a dream)—"I saw a Oh, Father, while we kneel and pray man, nnd then I opened my eyes." On every blessed night and day. Lucy—"Yes, it was a man who opened We ask if you could kindly ban The co-ends of the east dorm gave a my eyes, too." Those everliisting lesson plans. concert on Sunday evening. Miraculous Is It So or Otherwise That: HEARD AFTER VACATION as it may seem, we are all still living. 1. Iva Livingston came to school a "My dear, what a stunning outflt and 'S funny how easily those who can't get up at six to study rise with alacritj' you look perfectly wonderful in it." Oh day too soon nfter Easter vacation' for tennis. Oh, well, love affairs al thanks, I'd just love to wear it some time (So) 2. Lydia Gross fell and broke some ways were strong attractions. and I'll take perfectly good care of it." boards in the dayroom floor? (So twice Lydia Gross, smelling gasoline—"Just "Oh, Joe, you got your hair shingled, —once for the boards and once for listen to that smell." didn't you? It's absolutely adorable." Lydia). We bet Alta wishes that they -n-ould "Didn't I always tell you, Nellie not have refloored the dining room. It 3. Follmer caught five twenty-five Moore, that you would look well with inch trout? (Otherwise, but not a lie— never was the custom to say grace on your hnir cut? AVliat did the fainilj- just a line). our knees, so she seems to argue. say ?" Mr. Mae, reading test instructions—• 4. Some people around here are ready "G'wan, please let me shingle your "Do you see a mouse? Look at me." to make good in the rooflng business, Alice W.—"Soinefhiiig tastes like var- bair. I just love to cut somebody's hair judging from the amount of shingles iinil I'm sure I eould do it all right. they have accumulated? (Emphatically nish." Jean I.—"Maybe it's the ensimel off Besides you would look fine with yours so). shingled." your teeth." Twila (going home)—"We're going E. W.—"I took a shave yesterday." Hey, Kids, come down quickly! Hur- through the tunnel." P . S.—"Whose did you take?" r y ! As one walked quietly (?) down Erickson (disgustedly)—"Yes, but the Say, did any one miss henring Nellie the hall, a crowd of admirers have gath- lights are on." sing, "Oh, dear, wdiat can the niiitter be ered about a certain door, so large inAt Millersville Normal the girls and that Johnnie's so long in the face?" deed that it is impassible for a thin girl. boys are allowed to walk together on Miiry Bail'—^"Oli, Peg, there he was The observer need not stop to inquire, the campus. carrying his old brain around with but sees in the doorway Thelma busily E. Erickson—"ilay I serve any of you him!" clip-clip, clipping away. A number of girls?" H'ln, that's funny; most people don't. towels hide the mirror's silvery face. AfGirls—"No." Miss Denniston—"Face your front." Evald—"Then I will eat myself." ter inquiry, one learns that the mirror Now, how in the world—? Oh, well, has been concealed in order that the vicshe's not the only one demanding rash tim of Thelma's clippers will not be able Yea! Baseball! things. to look at her countenance until the .Iust because it is unusual to give the Imagine our surprise on returning operation is completed. Alas! the noble line-up of a game at the beginning, is from vacation to flnd the dining room work is done, hair curled and all. Then wh.y wo must do so in order to adequateso transformed that even Tremmy took the victim looks in the glass and yells ly describe this most unusual one. Those it for a skating rink. loudl.v, "Kids, how do I look? Tell me who participated were: Euth Gibson, Mr. Ulmer (in Biology class)—"Miss Jo Beaujon, Tat DeWalt, Evelyn Koss, quickly." Gregory, how does a frog breathe in the and Nellie Moore. (It is not necessary The optimists say, "Dearie, you look •n'ater?" to give their respective positions beHelen—"AVell, from what I've rend, charming. Why didn't you have it done cause this wns an unusual game). AVith he takes in enough air in the summer liefore?" a great shout from the bystanders, the to last him during the winter." THE JUNIOR PROM great strong arras performed a battle Mr. Ulmer—"Hm! Must have balloon Before of dexterous throws and swings. And— tires." Scrub, scrub, scrub, and dig, let me tell j-ou—that was a clean game; AVhicli dress? How in thunder! they used a cake of Palm-olive soap for the ball. It was necessary to explain Hole in sock—holy gee! Shoes and Hosiery that fact, because many thought it was 'Fraid of social blunder. unusually hard wdien the ball (versus After soap) hit the gloveless hands. However, Lovely time—nice chap. what cared they for such trifles, -when Dark hair, eyes bright. The Best is Ahoays the Cheapest they were out to "Keep that Seliool-girl Golly, gosh—um, um! complexion?" Oh, hum! G'night. There's only one more thing to tell. PRAYERS????? That i.s—the game ended. Did any one Now I lay me down to sleep, You -write your letter of wish to know the d.ate? I t was April 27, A stack of papers at my feet. 1924, but nil unusual game needs no date, application on excellent and we would not mention the fact if it If I should die and forget to dip, letter paper, unlined, and were not for ]n'ess criticism. 'Twns all because of Penmanship. Observation Tower KAMP'S Seniors— in your best -writing, because it represents YOU Your Photograph for You Speaks The better the Photograph, the better the messenger you will send to school superintendents Brion's New Studio 21 S. F a i r v i e w St. Normal School Students— Be Sure of Your Store It is a pleasure to shop Avhere you can have confidence in the merchandise you wish to purchase. There is satisfaction in knowing every purchase you make must be a satisfactory transaction in every respect. It is economy to buy where the prices will stand comparison. HOSIERY, U N D E R W E A R , D R Y GOODS, N O T I O N S , N O V E L T I E S and J E W E L R Y Gift Department on Second May Book Review My Fair Uncanny Children The Boy Lady Dorothy Lynds Stories Jolin Follmer of the Age. .Ed Tj'son and Ruth With Wings Elbridge AVoodward Beauty Helen Gregory Innocent Nellie Moore (?) The Heights A-1 at report time The Giirden of Peril Girls' Glen The Man of the Forest Carl Hayes Jude, the Obscure Judy Fisher Age of Innocence Albert Hauke Pride and Prejudice Mary Mayes The Open Road After June Rough Hewn Jake Ward The Flaming Jewel Hazel Barrett A Lady of Qualify... .Helen Blackburn Man Size Victor Haney The Tryst The Library A'alley of Silent Men The Library Pollyaniiii Pauline Schaffner Empty Pockets. .Always, after vacation In Another Girl's Shoes. .Ask East Dorm The Judgment H o u s e . . . T h e Book Room The Beloved Bachelor Tremmy Real Life During Easter Vacation Silk Elverda Richardson Senior—"Who stand highest in your class?" Junior—"Bro-«-n Bossert." We can tell you the most beautiful way to say it CARLSON, Florist AT T H E MONUMENT Stretch Your Money By Buying your Drugs, Medicines, Toilet Articles and Prescriptions from Hilton & Heffner Lock Haven's Drug Quality Store Lowest prices in Clinton County on Patent Medicines and Toilet Articles. Victor and Colunibia Machines and Records Fine Candies, Writing Paper, Playing Cards, Tallies a n d Place Cards Floor Smith & Winter Department Store Greeting Every Cards for Occasion NORMAL 8 TIMES Alpha Sigma Tau Banquet FASHION DECREES PEARLS RLEWANS* McEwen & Zimmerman cAdvance Spring Styles Now Ready The Alpha Sigma Tau held its third annual banquet, Saturdiiy evening, April 5. The banquet wns served in the large dining room of the New Fallon House. Pearls -wound about her slender throat—pearls twined about her wrists—Fashion decrees pearls with every costume. The table was beautifull.v decorated Blue Bird Pearls carry all the beauty of the Natural Pearl, all in ferns iind yellow roses, t h e sorority the lustre, the subtle tints and tinges, the wondrous iridesfiowers, to carry out the colors of t h e cence—all the captivating charm, with no fine for their finding organization. The programs wdiich were and no tax on their source. in the shape of a pin, were tinted with Blue Bird Pearls are priced from Ten Dollars to Four Hundred cmeriild and gold. The place cards were Dollars. Call and see them. the same as the programs, having t h e names written in gold. The favors were tiny corsages, made of tiny gum drops nnd lace mats. The menu was as follows: cream of toJewelers and Opticians mato au crouton, celery hearts, queen olives, roast iintive chicken, celery fillLock Haven, Penna. ing, crniiberry sauce, mashed potatoes, browned sweet potatoes, French peas. Economic Class Endures Orator Robbers Loot Normal Alpha Sigina Tau fruit salad a la FalThe .N'ormal was robbed last Sunda.v On the morning of Monday, Ajiril 2(i, lon, brick ice cream, iissorted cakes, salt- morning, robbed of all its worn out pi- Mike Smoke, lightweight orator, debater, ed nliiHinds, mints nnd coffee. anos, and the precious hunks of marble and e.xtemporafor of C. S. N. S. opened from fhe third,floor in the music studio. iind closed his mouth in Economics class. The program of the evening was: Toastmistress Gertrude Hiirper Three pianos, or t h e parts that make Words of unwanted wisdom slipped AVelcome Isabel AVatson the inside of these grand old relics, were from his tongue and fell heedlessly uiion fhe inattentive ears of eiirii]itureil A'ocnl Solo Jean Ingham discovered missing after much investilisteners for he spoke on the subject, giitioii by Mrs. Cresswell. It was finalSenior Member .Anna Alae Landis ly discovered that Belvie and .Mr. Walk "A swelled head only occupies a sniall Junior Member Edna Filzsimnious had forgotten to lock the door, Saturday space." Our famous Mike unflinchingly Piano Solo Margaret Farwell evening. However, they are not to be defended the question. Quofnfioiis fvoni Charter Member Grace Brooks held lesiionsbile for their hick of duty noted scientists and miitliematiciaiis of Alumiiiie Margaret Miller performance. They had attended fhe the day were fluentl.v and appropriately Faculty Geraldine Lockhiirt Iiiograui of fhe (!lee Club that morning, iipplied by this blooming young oratoi-. Alpha Sigmn Tnii S o n g . . . .Zeta Cliii]i1er illlll were found in the balcony still unThis speech was broad-casted from C. Those who were present were: Pa- conscious, Monday noon. Xo trace lias S. X. S. broiidciisting station, B. \'. 1'. tronesses, Miss Geraldine Lockhart, lieen found of any of the missing ar- eastern standiird time, 9:20. Cablegriims Mrs. Roy S. McDougall; Faculty Mem- ticles tliougli every second-hand store iind telephone calls of cougriifuliitions ber, Miss Jessie Scott Himes; Alumnae has been visited. I t is expected that iind s.vmpiithy interrupted file coiifiiiiiJleiiibers, -Mrs. Ivnn ileehtly, Mrs. Guy all will be found as soon as the students ous liow of elocpu'iit thoughts wliirli Cumiuiiigs, Florence Strayer, Alma Mil- can investigate t h e Bank's Junk Yard issued forth from the very sole of this ler, Edith Paul, Gertrude Harper, Grace lit Mill Hall. I'olvhviiiiiiiim devotee. Brooks, .Alargaret Marsh, Betty Bowser, Mary Mowrer, .Margaret Farwell, Jean I'afferson, Miirgaret Miller, and Gwendolyn Glise, illlll the Junior and Senior active members. This Is the Plant Miss RiifHe—"None of you girls know how to make I's." 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