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Campus crowding to continue
Anastasia Bannikova
Staff Reporter
In addition

to

school to college, incoming freshmen are now
faced with another issueovercrowded residence
halls.
With record breaking
enrollment each year, overcrowding in the residence
seems
to
be
halls
inevitable. "Demographics
of people coming to colis
lege
staggering,"
Dwayne Allison, Director
of Student Life, said.
"People just want to come
to LHU."
With only seven residence halls housing 1,764
students and nearly 136
students in addition to this
in need of housing, it was
necessary for the housing
office to create forms of
temporary housing. For
example, several study
lounges are housing up to
six people and 27 triples
now exist both at Campus
Village and in traditional
residence hall rooms.
These rooms are designed
to house two people and
now must accommodate
three.
According to Allison,
temporary housing should

Staff
On July 11th, the Board
of Governors approved a
$362 increase in resident

undergraduate tuition for
the 2002-03 year.
The increase will raise
tuition to attend any of the
state universities to
$4,378 per semester or,
including room, board, and
all required fees, close to
$10,000 per year. The only
members of the board to

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oppose the tuition hike
were the student members,
who were out voted 14-3.

Anastasia Bannikova

Overcrowding in university housing poses a problem yet again this year. Pictured
above is a study lounge in Gross which is shared by four girls.
not continue
semester.

into the spring

So how is it determined
who is placed in temporary
housing? Room assignments for freshmen and
new students are determined by the date the

entrepreneur, was accused
of espionage and put into
the Lefortovo prison in
downtown Moscow. He

"Americans who like to was kept there for 253
be liked, may find it hard days, going through trial
to be released.
to bear learning that they and waiting
"It was like a twilight
are very much disliked.. .in
Pope said. He
many parts of the world." world,"
described his arrest as surThis quote by Yale's professor Paul Kennedy was a real and unbelievable. "It
was a part ofthe big plan,"
hallmark of the presentation of Edmond Pope, the he said. "It was a political
infamous prisoner and a event. It was focused on
me; it was focused on you,
false spy.
United States."
Pope, a retired US the
While
serving in the
Navy captain and a State
Navy, Pope frequently visCollege resident, spoke
ited the Soviet Union to
about his captivity and socooperate with scientific
called "life" in the Russian
and business organizations,
prison. On March 26th,
pro2000, Pope, an American establishing research
grams with a newly developed Russian Federation. It
Today's Weather
was his 27th visit to Russia
when he was accused and
arrested in his own hotel
room. "I will never come
there again," he said,
recalling numerous stories
of his extended stay.
Every item that Pope
had with him at the
moment of the arrest was
believed to be hard eviHigh 80
dence, including his ATM
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card, a Navy retirement ID
See weekend weather
and even a bottle-opener. "I
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was called the James Bond
of America because of the
numbers of my ATM card
that were ending on 007,"
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explained, showing
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his scanned documents.
Other examples of documents that were confiscated for the trial included
Parson's Union Building
manuals
on
Pope's
Lock Haven University
and
bluepyrotechnics
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prints of the pyrotechnic
Newsroom: (570) 893-2334 rocket that was officially
Fax: (570) 893-2644
patented in 1961.
Email:
When he was stripsearched in prison, the
guards took everything but
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his wedding band. Pope
said that his cell had solid

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The
Board
also
approved a $100 "instructional technology" fee,
which will "help to ensure
our students have access to
the latest technology in a
cutting-edge learning environment"
said Board
Chairman Charles A.
Gomulka.
The increase in tuition
is in response to a $14.2
million reduction in state
funding under the budget
enacted by Governor Mark
Schweiker. Judy Hample,
chancellor ofthe state system, explained "With
declining state funding and

Stephanie Brown/The Eagle Eye

admissions office receives
the deposit fee. The earlier
a deposit fee is paid, the
lesser the chance of being
placed in temporary housing.
Another aspect to consider is new transfer stu-

Pope recalls imprisonment
Staff Reporter

Tuition increase due
to decrease in
government funding
Nick Malawskey

moving

away from home and making the transition from high

walls, and during the trial
he was kept in the cage
"like an animal."
During his presentation, Pope referred to a
timeline of his captivity

dents.

Although LHU
housing for
incoming freshmen, this is
not the case for transfer

presidents] could come up
with was to cut off transfer
students as of May I,
2002," Allison said.

locate off campus housing. "The only thing we
[admissions office and vice

See CROWDING page 2

guarantees

to

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a difficult economy, our
universities have no choice
but to look at tuition as a
greater percentage of our

operating revenue."
This
3%
funding
decrease comes on the
heels of a 2001 increase in
state funding of only $2
million or .4%. Other
located
in
schools
Pennsylvania are also facing a decrease in state aid,
most notably Penn State
University which had it's
aid cut by 3.6% bringing it
to $322.6 million for the

2002-03 fiscal year. The

3% funding decrease will
lower the 14 state system's
school's aid to $457.7 mil-

lion.
Students who are concerned over this increase

should voice their opinions
by writing letters, emails,
or making phone calls to
their local representatives,
state representatives, the
governor and the Board of
Governors, which is in
direct control over the
tuition rates. All contact
information can be found
the
official
through
Pennsylvania Government
web
page:
http://www.pennsylvania.c

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that he drew. The red
marks on the chart symbolized food poisoning. He
said first he was believed
to have cancer that was in
remission. But later, it
turned up to be an intended
food poisoning. The order
SBS-—-"
was done by Russian mafia
so Pope would be released
sooner due to his health
conditions.
Other marks on the
chart symbolized visits of
his wife, Cheri. She was
trying to come to Moscow
immediately after the news
Kubarek/The Eagle Eye
of his arrest, but the night
Jason
Fitzgerald
was
sworn
as
Speaker of the Senate at the semester's first
in
before her flight, the
Russian General Consulate meeting Wednesday.
called and cancelled her
Limestone Township in result in an SCC vote when Strickler advised the newly
visa. The most significant David Kubarek
Lycoming County.
necessary, the Speaker of elected Senators to reach
points on the chart were News Editor
Students
interested
in
the Senate and Recording out to the students so that
President Putin's promises.
a
new
club
starting
should
Secretary seats are decided they can better understand
After several promises to
see
for
Senators only.
Fitzgerald
budgetwhat issues are important
by
President Clinton, Pope
The
Student ing and recognition inforto them.
dormitory
Each
elected
realized that "Putin can't be Cooperative
Council mation.
two
senators,
"Ask ten students that
except
trusted." According to (SCC) inaugurated 26 senSCC
also
elected
secMcEntire Hall that elected you don't already know
Pope, Putin had his own ators and filled two wellterm Senator Chris
four. Sixteen off-campus what three issues are most
policy of recreating the respected seats, Speaker of ond
Tate as the new recording Senators were also elected. important to them," said
Cold War.
the Senate and Recording
secretary. Tate won in a
President
Ronald Strickler.
Pope kept some good Secretary, at this semester's
vote against Betsy Henry,
memories about his cellfirst meeting Wednesday.
who temporary filled the
mates and guards who
After serving as an offseat of recording secretary
sympathized with him. He campus senator for three
last semester.
told about one ofthe arrestsemesters,
consecutive
Henry said that the job
ed, Sergey, who was Jason Fitzgerald became
is
important because
"God
Bless Speaker of the Senate winsinging
prompt, more accurate
America" every time there ning out against Nicholas
recordings of the meetings
wasO news about Pope's
Trumbauer and David Ney. will enable
Senators to betcase. Soon after Pope left,
Among other things, ter
constituents,
serve
their
he found out that Sergey Fitzgerald's tasks will
the
students.
was put into a mental instiinclude chairing the Ways
Tate will be expected to
tution for disrespecting the and Means Committee,
record what was discussed
KGB officials.
which is responsible for
at the meetings so that
bringing new bills to the
Senators can reference the
floor for discussion.
information.
See POPE page 2
Fitzgerald is also servUnlike Senator seats,
ing his second term as a
which are decided by petiRepublican
tion signatures, and only
Committeeman
for

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Pope returns to America
after imprisonment
A few days ago he was told
that the book was going to be
POPE from page 1
translated and published in
On the day ofPope's release, Russia. "I want Russian people
all of his cellmates presented to know the truth," he said.
him a gift: a roll of toilet paper, "Human rights and freedom of
signed and dated by everybody. the press suffer greatly in
The sign "Yankee, go home!" Russia."
that Pope posted on the cell's
Almost right after his
wall as a motto, was given to his release,
a
book named
other friend. "[The sign] is prob"Adventures of Pope the Spy in
ably somewhere with the KGB Russia" that was written from
the KGB's point of view,
right now," he joked.
Pope already published a according to Pope, created a disbook "Torpedoed: An American torted vision of the whole situaBusinessman's True Story of tion.
Betrayal, Imprisonment in
Keeping extensive diary
Russia and the Battle to Set Him notes helped Pope to preserve
Free" where he told his story as his mental stability and mainfully as he could.
tain his psychological health.

Once he was considering suicide, but the more than 600
pages of his journal was a form
of therapy to keep him from
"falling into the mental pit."
Presently, Pope is a consultant at Cicentre, which is specialized in teaching personal overseas security, counter-intelligence and counter-terrorism. He
gives presentations about his
experience in schools and universities around the state. His
last advice on whoever travels
to Russia: "If you can, don't go,
but if you do, go and enjoy it."

Student interns for
gov't in Harrisburg
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HARRISBURG
Sean other students participating in
Kimball of Espoo, Finland, is the program will attend several
Mark academic seminars during their
working in Gov.
Schweiker's Policy Office as fall semester internship. He also
part of a 15-week internship will complete an individualized
program sponsored by the research project as part of the
Educational Resources Group, program's requirements.
More than 120 students from
Pennsylvania State System of
State System universities have
Higher Education.
Kimball is one of 14 stu- participated in THIS since the
dents participating in The program began in 1989, gaining
Harrisburg Internship Semester valuable insight into state government operations at the poli(THIS) program, which proto
vides students the opportunity
cy-making level. Interns have
work in all areas of state govworked with dozens of state
ernment while earning a full agencies as well as in the offices
semester of 15 credits and a
of the governor, the speaker of
at
$10.31
wage currently
per the House of Representatives
hour.
and the attorney general.
Kimball is a senior political
Requirements for particiscience major at Lock Haven pants in the program include
University of Pennsylvania. He being a Pennsylvania resident, a
is the son of Karen and David junior or senior in a four-year
Kimball and is a 1999 graduate degree program or a graduate
of Tampere High School, student in an accredited proFinland.
gram, have a minimum GPA of
The semester-long THIS
program invites one student
each semester from each of the
14 State System universities to
participate. Kimball and the

3.0 and approval from the university that the semester's credits will be awarded.
To be considered for the program, applicants must submit a

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reasons for interest in the internship, an official transcript and
an agreement from the university guaranteeing that the semester's credits will be awarded.
Students interested in participating in THIS in a future
semester may obtain information on the program by contacting Dr. Stanley Berard, faculty
advisor, at ext. 2187 or by calling the Dixon University Center
at (717) 720-4089.

As part of the Pennsylvania
State System of Higher
Education, the Educational
Resources Group expands collaboration among State System
universities and with other sectors of higher education, as well
as government, labor, business
and industry and community

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in history

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Edmond Pope, an American entrepreneur recently imprisoned in
Russia, told the story of his arrest and prison experience to students.

Crowded housing forces new options
To make matters worse, the
System of Higher
Education will not grant funding to any state school for the
construction of a residence hall.
Therefore, the University has
released a Request for Proposal,
which seeks out individual companies to build and operate
apartment complexes on LHU
State

terms.

Another option to combat

this problem is to reduce the
requirements students must
meet before being permitted to
move off campus. As of now,
students must have earned 48
credits or have earned 32 credits
with a 3.0 GPA in order to move
off campus. "We're looking into
that right now and how we want
to handle those requirements,"
Allison said.
For the most part, however,

students seem to be handling the
situation rather well. "The situation has been relatively calm.
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People seem to be happy right
now and don't want to move out
of their building," Max McGee,
Smith Residence Hall Director,
said.
"Many students get into
these situations and they want to

stay," Allison added.
Although temporary housing will continue to diminish
semester,
the
throughout
Allison encourages students to
make the best of their situation.
"Work with staffmembers in the
building. Help them help you."

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iber 20, 2002

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Major networks criticized for lacking diversity
Mike Duffy

color of money.
The conventional wisdom

; The CBS press conference

has often been that white viewers the majority of the overall
TV audience are only interested in watching shows with white

Knight Ridder
for the new medical drama
"Presidio Med" was proceeding
just the way a network prefers.
Blandly, innocuously, without controversy.
! And then came the pointed
question. The one that put producer John Wells, who has
worked on shows such as "ER"
ind "The West Wing," in the hot
seat during the Television
Critics Association summer
press tour in Los Angeles this
{last July.
I "Presidio Med" (debuting
Sept. 24 on CBS) is set in San
Francisco. It's a city with
239,565 Asian-American residents a sizable 30.8 percent of
fhe city's population according
to the 2000 census.
But not one of the six lead
physicians on "Presidio Med" is
Asian-American.
"Is it hard," an AsianAmerican reporter asked Wells,
"to do a medical drama based in
San Francisco with that kind of
glaring oversight?"
Ouch. Wells, one of television's most successful producers, smiled a little nervously and
responded: "I kind of feel like I
just got asked when I stopped
beating my wife."
He got a laugh. But Wells
quickly added, "I think you'll
see in the way in which we cast
the pilot and in which we'll continue the show that you'll see a
number of Asian faces in the
show.
We'll continue to do it. And
you know, I feel very proud of
the record of diversity that
we've done on the other shows."
And so it goes. Hollywood
really adores only one crayon in
its box. The green one. The

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stars.

And since young and/or
affluent white viewers are the

audiences that advertisers primarily go after, it's that advertiser money train, television's
green machine, that often drives
the network choices of new programs.
But it's those other hues in
America's multicultural landscape that keep giving TV fits.
Just to make matters a little
worse, "MDs" is a new ABC
medical drama also set in San
Francisco. And only one of its
regular characters is AsianAmerican. The show's two most
prominent doctors are white
males.
How far has Hollywood
come?
The contentious, seemingly
endless debate over racial and

ethnic diversity on television
has been especially heated since
1999. That year, none of the 26
new series premiering on the fall
season schedules of the four
major networks ABC, CBS,
NBC and Fox featured minority characters in leading roles.
NAACP President and forKweisi
mer
congressman
described
the
Mfume angrily
"a
virtual
1999 fall season as
whitewash."
That got the networks' attention. And Mfume was quickly
able to negotiate an agreement
with the networks in which they
promised to improve diversity.
That included a pledge to
increase roles for minority
actors and an effort to accelerate
minority hiring behind the
scenes
producers, directors,
writers, executives.
Has there been any progress
since 1999?
Some. But not a whole heckuva lot, say numerous observers.
"Do they have diversity in
Hollywood? Of course, they

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have diversity in Hollywood,"
says Mo'Nique, the AfricanAmerican comic who stars on
"The Parkers," a UPN sitcom.
"Could there be room for
improvement? Of course, there
could be room for improvement."
This fall only two of the 26
new fall series on the four major
networks feature a minority performer in a leading role. And
"Cedric the
both of those
Entertainer Presents" and
"Fastlane" with former MTV
personality Bill Bellamy will
air back-to-back on Fox's
Wednesday night lineup.
Overall this fall, among both
new and returning shows on all
six broadcast networks, there
are 11 series with a minority
performer as the primary star or
a lead character. In the fall of
1999, there were 13 shows overall with minority leads, though
two of those, UPN's fledgling
"Shasty McNasty" and "The
Strip," disappeared very quickly-

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ROTC Brief
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ROTC Cadet Adrienne'
National
Dodd attended
Leadership
Camp
Advanced
Wash,
Lewis,
at
Fort
(NALC)
this past summer. NALC is a
requirement for all ROTC
cadets during the summer
between their junior and senior
years of college.
At NALC, cadets learn
many of the aspects of being a
soldier and a leader that they
can't necessarily learn inside
the classroom.
Some of these aspects
include leadership, tactical
operations, rappelling, road
marches. Ml6 rifle qualification, water survival training,
and land navigation, just to
name a few.
Each cadet must pass certain tests in order to graduate
from the program. These tests
include a physical fitness test
(necessary for all soldiers), a
written test on land navigation,
as well as practical tests on day
and night land navigation.
Dodd passed each test on the
first attempt.

"You learn a lot about
yourself at camp; how you
handle stress, what makes you
tick and how too often we take
things for granted For example, after going five days in the
field without a shower, bed, or
food, not consisting of MREs
(Meals Ready to Eat), it was
nice to get back to the barracks," Dodd said.

A senior biochemistry
major, Dodd plans to be an
active duty 2nd lieutenant in
the Medical Service Corp upon
receiving her commission in
May.

Eagles Battalion, holding (he
rank ofcadet major.

Photo courtesy of www.tvtome.com

The cast of CBS's new show 'Presidio Med'. CBS, among other major networks, is being criticized for not casting more ethnically representative characters.

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OPINION
The Eagle Eye
LHU's student newspaper

ISSUE 3, VOLUME 56
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A month has gone by...
so how are you feeling?
month or so of school last year, I was because of my location.
started to question everything Who wants to face and accept
around me, from my happiness the fact that their problems lie
Well here we are, already a at Lock Haven to my religious within themselves? I certainly
month into the semester. By views. This is common for didn't. I believe that this is the
now, everyone is in the swing of freshmen. No matter how reason behind the move by so
things, between classes, study- attached to or comfortable you many transfer students. Either
are at home, the transition into they don't give the place they are
ing, sports, and club activities.
The pace of the first month college life is bound to rock your in a chance or they refuse to look
inside themselves for the
of school, especially for freshfoundation in one way or anothanswers. I hope that any freshman, is always so fast that you er.
As the semester went on and men reading this, and possibly
rarely have time to sit back and
think; do I like it here? Is Lock my stress level went up, I found questioning whether or not Lock
Haven University and the sur- myself pursuing the home pages Haven is the right choice, take
rounding community enough, or of other colleges, slowly con- note here. If you only go to
in some rare cases, too much for vincing myself that my lack of classes and sit in your dorm
me to handle? After the first satisfaction and unhappiness room studying, watching televi-

Krista Rompolski
Staff Reporter

Faculty Advisor
Dr. Douglas S. Campbell

Sean Dooley
Suzanne McCombie

David Kubarek
Lindsay Johnson
Features
Jessica Savrock
Sumer Buttorff
Sports
Scott Evans
Jaralai Powell

Opinion
Michael Porcenaluk

Classifieds
Kristy Hepak
Copy Editor
Lauren Bowlby
Photographer
Stephanie Brown
Online Editor
Wade Owlett
Advertising

Tracy Jackson
Rob DeGeorge

Kimberly Hill
Katie Taylor

Ryan Van Rossum
Reporters
Jared Guest
Anastasia Bannikova
JoEllen Chesnut
Kanchan Mahara
Nick Malawskey
Krista Rompolski
Michael Kiser

Archivist
Jessy Garcia

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Lock Haven,
tight-knit campus
or is that tight-fit?
Jessica Savrock
Features Editor

If two is company and
three's a crowd, then what
does 4,400 make?
The number of enrolled
students at Lock Haven
University reached an all-time
high this year, as nearly 150
more students were accepted
than last fall. It seems as if the
university just keeps admitting
student after student without
thinking of the consequences,
such as housing problems and
overcrowding in classrooms.
In fact, three weeks into
the semester, the admissions

where they sleep, study, and
store their belongings.
In a special back to school
edition of The Lock Haven
Express, LHU President Dr.
Craig Dean Willis commented
on the housing problems.
"We are running out of
space," he said. "The commonwealth isn't approving any
large buildings like residence
halls."
But yet they keep accepting students.
Finding parking spaces on
campus in the mornings is
worse than your worst nightmare.

According to law enforceoffice could not give me an ment, there are 647 parking
spots in the commuter lots (not
exact number of how many
students are enrolled this including the "silk mill", in
semester.
which you pay extra money
just for a decal in exchange for a
The receptionist
politely told me that it was guaranteed place to park, or
"over 4,000." When I pointed the faculty and staff lots).
However, 1,125 parking
out that the fall 200l's total
permits were
enrolled
C h
sold to students
this semester.
4,252,
she
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corrected herpeople driving
around
aimlessself
and
campus
for
ly
searching
mumbled,
spots,
causing
"Actually, I year.
them to be late
think
it's
about 4,400."
I realize that not all 1,125
What kind of university
commuters are on campus at
doesn't know how many stuthe same time, but I do know
dents it has?
students who get here at 8
number
of
rising
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admissions is creating problems everywhere on campus. class until 4, but stay on camThe admissions office esti- pus during their breaks to eat,
mates (yes, estimates) that study and socialize.
Fortunately, I got an apartabout half of those enrolled
students live on campus.
ment next to campus this year.
Last semester, when I did
Now, I'm no math major,
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left campus, I was followed by
all the residence halls, including Campus Village, have at least halfa dozen cars fightenough room to house 1,767 ing for my spot. They are like
students. And half of the total vultures. The road rage I witenrolled of 4,400 equals nessed in the P.U.B. parking
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you freshman, or any student
questioning your situation, garner from my little outpouring?
Stick it out, unless of course,
you decide you must change
your major, and Lock Haven
isn't the best place for your
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Creating a world
of Mini-Me's

Mike Porcenaluk
Opinion Editor

If ourparents didn't let us, we
rebelled and got it anyhow. We
Fifteen year-olds perfecting had a great time, living it up and
their marijuana crops, nine yearbeing rebels; no one got hurt and
olds wearing mini skirts, eleven we were more mature because of
year-olds holding hands, and it. We were proud of ourselves.
thirteen year-olds having sex. What we didn't see was our
Sadly, these things are not the younger siblings looking up to us
focus of some sci-fi thriller about and doing the same thing that we
a society gone wrong. These are were doing. Just as we were idolthe realities our culture is facing izing the older kids, they were
idolizing us. And so it tumbles
in these modern times.
down.
The children of our generaIt is a very large problem in
tion, and our own children, are
modern American society:
growing up much too fast.
Remember when we used to Children are growing up too fast.
look up to our older siblings and They are expected to be more
their friends...wishing we could mature at an earlier age with less
be like them? We would imitate guidance on how to get there
their every move and beg our properly. They are being thrown
parents to let us do what they into a grown-up world and
were doing. We would see them expected to keep up.
I saw a parade last weekend;
cursing, and so we would too.
We would see them smoking, full of fire trucks, floats, bands,
and we would too. We would see and beauties. This was an ordithem holding hands with nary small town parade with one
boyfriends and girlfriends, and exception. One of the cheerso we would find one of our leader floats was full of elemenown. We wanted to be like them; tary girls in skirts and pom-poms
we wanted to be grown up. We cheering on a mob of pint-sized
wanted a later bedtime and fewer football players marching behind

Organized elementary football leagues? Those kids are still
developing; we don't need them
getting hurt on the field or competing with each other in such
intense manners. High school
rivalries and popularity contests
are bad enough when we let
them run their own course. Just
imagine how bad it will be when
those dog-eat-dog competitions
are nurtured way back in third or
fourth grade instead of eighth or
ninth.
Our society of tomorrow is
going to be infested with childish
work habits and selfish employees who never got the chance to
be a kid. They are going to revert
to their childish ways and be

counter-productive. Instead of
having little adults, we are going
to have grown-up kids.
The only way this trend is
going to revert itself is if those
kids who were taught to be
mature realize that they missed
out on an innocent childhood and
teach their own children to savor
the simplicity of life and wait a
little longer to grow up.

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but I guarantee that you won't be
happy. The key to fulfillment at
any university is becoming part
of the community, becoming
someone that is irreplaceable
and who would be missed if you
transferred. Unfortunately for
me, it took going home over
Christmas break and feeling
exactly the same way I did at
school to realize this. I decided
to put faith in my decision to go
to Lock Haven and take advantage of everything that this
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Water everywhere and not a drop to drink (for free)
Dave Barry
Ridder

Knight

Gatorade is now making
water. I know this because I saw
a Gatorade commercial that asks
the intriguing question: "What if
Gatorade made water?"
(Intriguing answer: Gatorade
will charge you a dollar for a
small bottle of it.)
The commercial features the
usual cast of hyperactive
Gatorade people, who have to
constantly ingest massive quantities of fluids, or they shrivel up
like dead toads on hot asphalt.
Gatorade people dehydrate rapidly because they are fanatically
dedicated to exercise, and as a
result, perspiration-wise, they
are human fire hydrants.
Even when they stand still,
sweat gushes from their every
pore, so that within seconds
they're surrounded by an
expanding puddle of their own
bodily secretions. People are
constantly slipping and falling
around them, but the Gatorade
people don't notice. That's how

dedicated they are.
The Gatorade people are
similar to the Nike-commercial
people, another group of fierce,
focused, grunting competitors
who give a minimum of 175 percent and would not hesitate to
elbow their own grandmother in
the teeth if she stood between
them and their objective (usually, a ball). The message ofthese
commercials is that Nike people
are winners, because they have
heart, willpower, and the one
"intangible" asset that all true
champions possess: severely
overpriced sneakers.
Here's an intriguing question: What if a Gatorade man
married a Nike woman? THAT
would be a competitive wedding. The happy couple would
race each other down the aisle,
the bride gaining a momentary
advantage by jamming her
bridal bouquet into the groom's
eye, then the groom countering
by stomping on her bridal train,
snapping her head back like a
Pez dispenser, while the guests
cheered and jumped up and

down in their sweat puddles. At rivers, water falling from the
the reception, everybody would sky, water in your home plumbeat a wedding cake made entireing system, water escaping from
ly out of Power Bars, and take your home plumbing system
turns bench-pressing members causing your ceiling to collapse
of the band. Blood would be when you're away on vacation,
water just EVERYWHERE.
shed during the limbo competition
What the bottled-water cornBut getting back to my point: panies do is get some of this
water, put it in
Gatorade
is
now making
bottles, give it a
water. It joins
brand name, sell
the
it to consumers,
rapidly
then smack themgrowing list of
selves in their
companies,
corporate foreincluding
Coke, Pepsi
heads and say,
and (any day
"We
can't
YooBELIEVE we're
now)
away
Hoo, getting
getting
into the highly
with this! Do you
Dave Barry
think they'd buy
pro f i t ab 1 e,
business of air? How about dirt?"
Incredible as it may seem,
making water.
Of course, when I say that there was a time, years ago,
these companies "make" water, when people right here in
what I mean is that they "do not America actually drank the
make" water. There's no need to water that came out oftheir taps.
actually MAKE water, because Back then, if you had tried to
there's already water all over the "brand" water and sell it, people
planet water in lakes, water in would have laughed and squirt-

_

ed you with garden hoses.
Today, of course, thanks to
the educational efforts of the
bottled-water industry, we consumers are terrified of our tap
water, because we know that it
contains some of the most deadly substances known to man:
chemicals. To cite one example:
Bottled-water-industry
researchers recently issued an
alarming report stating that virtually every sample of tap water
they tested contained large quantities of hydrogen, which is a
type of atom believed to have
caused the Hindenburg dirigible
disaster.
"We're not saying that people
who drink tap water will explode
in massive fireballs,"assured the
researchers. "We're just saying
they should avoid open flames."
This is why millions ofconsumers now prefer bottled water,
which we know this, because
we have seen it with our own
eyes, in commercials bubbles
up from pristine underground
mountain springs, and thus does
not contain any impurities,

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unless ofcourse you count worm
I mean, let's face it, underground is where worms live, and
very few worm species wear dia-

pers. Also, your mountains are
frequented by your mountain
goats, which drink from the
springs, and if you know anything about goats, you know
they drool. "He drools like a
goat" is a common mountain
expression.
But big deal, bottled-water

consumers! Ingesting goat saliva
and worm poop (which is very
low in fat) is a small price to pay
for the security of knowing you
are drinking water that is backed
by the highest scientific quality
of marketing campaign, right?
So let's raise our glasses of
brand-name water in a toast to
health and fitness!
OK, you Gatorade people,
please put your arms back down.

Buffalo Wings
"They are out
of this world!"

Uncle Alberts

We infants in men's clothing
Leonard Pitts Jr.
Knight Ridder Ni
The funny part is, I think it
was just a box of chips.
I'm not sure, because I didn't
want to stare too hard and give
the impression I was eavesdropping. Even though I was, in fact,
eavesdropping. But even from a
distance, I'm reasonably sure it
was a 60-count box ofchips, like
you'd buy in a warehouse store.
Which, as it happens, we
were in.
My son and I, that is. We
were out shopping when we
passed this couple in the aisle.
The guy was holding up the box,
apparently explaining to his wife
why they should buy enough
chips to provision a Scout troop.
To which she replied: "If you
want it, buy it."
Her tone was

vaguely disap-

proving, like that time you told
your mother you wanted to

spend two weeks' allowance on
X-Ray glasses and she said,
"Sure, if you think that's a good
idea." You could tell she thought
it was the dumbest idea since
New Coke, but wanted you to
come to that conclusion on your

be exact.
At this point, my son, who is
17, turned to me and said, "Is
that what happens when you get
married?"
What? I thought. That you
become infantilized, a boy in
man's clothing? No longer able
The man must have heard to pick out your own shirts,
this in wife's voice, because he decide to buy a DVD or recogmade the case twice more, each nize a good deal on a box of
time sounding a little more des- chips without your wife's
perate for her approval. And, approval? How outrageous.
each time sounding a little more How ridiculous. Are we not capexasperated by her husband, she tains of our own vessels? Are we
kept saying the same thing: "If not architects of our own desyou want it, buy it."
tiny? Are we not men?
"Yes," I answered.
I figured the fellow for
somewhere in his middle 30s.
My son was incredulous. "I'd
Had you seen him on the street, have thought, if I had a job, if I
you'd have said to yourself, made the money, I could buy
"Self, there goes a fully mature, whatever I wanted."
Yes, you'd think that, wouldgrown-up man."
But standing there in the n't you?
My wife would want me to
warehouse, unable to take yes
for an answer, you'd have sworn tell you at this juncture that she
he was a child. His wife's child, has never once required me to
to

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1

seek her permission to buy
something I coveted. And that's
true enough. Yet for some mysterious reason, unknown to me, I
always do. Oh, I phrase it as a
statement of intent: "I'm going
out to Circuit City to buy a new
amplifier." But what that really
means is, "Is it OK if I go out
and to Circuit City to buy a new
amplifier?"
I brace for objections and
hear none. This, of course,
makes matters worse. "The old
one is on its last legs," I explain.
Still nothing. "Probably cost
more than it's worth to fix it," I
add. "Besides, there's a sale."
Still not a word of dissent.
"Did I mention that the old one
was in terrible shape?"
Finally she says, "Probably
not worth it to get it fixed, then."
"Yeah, that's what 1 was

thinking," I say. I'm already
halfway to the car, pitifully
grateful for this crumb ofvalida-

Think you're a foxy
/ady?

They tell me the modern
marriage is a partnership, a concept with which I have no dis-

agreement. What I struggle to
understand is why, where the
family purse is concerned, my
partner's vote carries so much
more weight with me than my
own. Am I really so much more
likely to be seduced by useless
gadgetry? Lose my mind at the
promise of more watts per channel? Fall in love with a pretty
faceplate?
Don't answer that.
"When I get married," my
son announced, "I'm going to
say, 'Look, baby, I'll buy whatever I want to buv "'
"No you won't," I told him.
And my cocky son, who
never believes anything I say,
who thinks 1 know nothing about
anything, considered that with a
rueful smile.
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If you ask me, it is insane to even consider making September 11 a national holiday. By making 9/11
a holiday, we would be giving the terrorists who were behind the attacks even more recognition than we

already have.
If 9/11 becomes a day that Americans sit around at home and get off from work, then December 7
should be, too, because that was the date that Pearl Harbor was attacked on 1941. Then, i
we'll pretty much have to go through history and make almost everyday a holiday, SIlOlllO
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saying to them, "you win." And let's be honest here. Do we really need any more nation- |
al holidays in this country? Aren't President's Day, Columbus Day, Martin Luther King
Day, Independence Day, Labor Day, Veteran's Day and Memorial Day (I'm probably forgetting something) enough? Of course we'll always remember 9/11, but I really don't think we need glorify the terrorists and give them attention every year.
Finally, what do you usually do on national holidays? Do you actually spend eight hours celebrating
Columbus's discovery ofthe New World? Maybe you go listen to somebody speak about his significance
to our nation, but chances are, you don't do anything very productive. This year, there was a great turnout
for 9/11 remembrance ceremonies but only because we lived through it and because it's been only one
year since the attacks. If anything, we should take some holidays away, but not tack more on.
September 11 is certainly a day that had a great impact on the United States ofAmerica; but, if we are
not going to be intimidated by acts ofterrorism, then I say we hold our heads up high and show the rest
ofthe world that we won't be shaken. That would send a much bigger message than an extended week-

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fateful day last year? No.
Instead, it should be a declared a day to recognize the everyday citizens that emerged from around the
nation to help clean up the horrific crash sites. It should be a day when we remember the firefighters and police
officers who selflessly entered the burning towers in search of wounded victims, putting their own lives on the
line. It should be a day to acknowledge the soldiers who are currently retaliating and searching for the jerks
who did this to our country. And we can never forget the heroes aboard flight 93 who
possibly
prevented a fourth attack and thousands more lost lives in our nation's capital.
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with Columbus, and Martin Luther King, Jr., and Presidents' Day. If these are acknowledged as national holidays, why shouldn't the day that changed our country, and our world, forever?
September 11 should forever be a national holiday. It was a day that affected every person in our nation,
whether they knew someone killed in the attacks, or watched the horror unfold on T.V I don't know of one
person who did not at least do something that day, even if it was just donating a few dollars to a relief fund
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Jessica Savrock
Features Editor
The Real World is where
you are supposed to find out
what happens when people stop
being polite and start getting

he disappeared for three hours.
When he finally returned, he
gathered the entire family
around the television, even her
small brothers and sisters, and
popped a VHS tape into the

real.
And Julie Stouffer stressed
that reality TV really isn't all
fun and games.
Stouffer, a cast member of
MTV's The Real World, season
nine in New Orleans, spoke on
campus Tuesday night. A real
down-to-earth, kind of punkrock girl, Stouffer told about
her life during and since 'The
Real World.'
She explained that there
were five months of tape, 24
hours a day, 7 days a week, all
crammed into a 23-episode season. "You can imagine how
one-dimensional our characters
were," she said.
Since it was a reality TV.
show, and was supposed to be
entertaining, she feels that producers cut down a lot of footage
and put in what they wanted to
create drama. "I think our cast
got along better than any other,
but they didn't show it because

it's not entertaining," she said.
Just getting onto the show
was an exhausting process.
Over 78,000 people audition for
the show each season, and go
through five months of auditions, but only seven get on.
"I didn't tell anyone that I
got accepted," she said. "I
signed the contract, and still

Stephanie BrownfThe Eagje Eye

Above: Julie Stouffer

It was an episode of 'The
Real World: Hawaii.'
And conveniently enough, it
was rigged to a scene where
Ruthie was naked and drunk in
the shower.

"So the first I actually
talked to them was when they
came to visit in New Orleans,"
she said.
However, Stouffer now realizes that she treated her family
poorly during her time on the
show. "I have learned that
blood is thicker than water, and
your family is there for you
until the end." She now tries to
treat the people she loves the
best.
She also said at many times
she felt she was under a microscope. Each cast member has
his or her own crew of five people, but were not allowed to
have any contact with them
until all taping was finished at
the end of five months. Cast
members had to sign 60-page
contracts, and one portion actually said that
crew members must be "treated
like furniture."
She and her roommates
even went as far as to nickname
the crew members "Ninjas."
"They were always crawling
around you, trying to get the
best shot," she said.
Some times, they would run
in circles around the room, or

take off sprinting down the
street, attempting to get out of
the camera's view for a few
minutes.
"We didn't realize that they
could get fired if someone from
the cast wasn't in the camera
frame at all times," she laughed.
She had an embarrassing
moment with one of the sound
technicians, who she admitted
she had a major crush on. Since

Her mother burst into tears.
didn't tell anyone."
Her father said, "There is no
Finallj on Christmas mornshe wasn't allowed to talk to
I
ing, two days before she was way on God's green earth will
these
him until the end of the show,
supposed to leave for New have you in Sin City with
she thought that it was just her
Orleans, she broke the news to people."
But she went anyway.
little secret. So she finally
her family.
The
show
lot
of
approached him at the cast/crew
depicted a
"All my little siblings were
but before she could prositting around the Christmas tension between Stouffer and party,
her family, especially her father. fess her love to him, he told her
tree, waiting to open presents,
his little secret.
but I told my family that I first The reason, she explained, is
"Julie," he said to her, "you
such
short
had a big present for them," she because she left on
talk in your sleep."
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She then proceeded to spit
horror
as he explained that in
didfamily
phone, because her
out the information.
their conversations
the middle of the night she
Her father was so angry that n't want
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Julie Stouffer of MTV's 'The Real World' signs autographs after her
speech Tuesday night. Stouffer starred in the show's ninth season, which
was taped in New Orleans.
she wanted to do to him.
"And I'm supposed to be the
good virgin Mormon girl," she
said, embarrassed.
Another bad thing about
being on reality television is
that its voyeurism creates "fame

without fortune."
"Sometimes you need people to protect you," she
exclaimed. She also added that
she has gotten beat up three
times since the show aired.
She also got fired from the
pizza shop where she worked,
because people recognized her,
and would crowd the restaurant
to talk to her, and caused the
owner to lose business.
Since

starring on MTV,

Stouffer has created a "rich
portfolio of life" for herself.
While she had many great experiences while taping the show,
she said the best things in her

life have happened since pro-

duction ended.
She has been involved in
many organizations, being a

ing into a combination of bad
music and Jerry Springer.
"If people would turn off
their TVs and go spend $3 at
their local music venue, a
smaller band might make a

spokesperson for the TRUTH

campaign (an anti-tobacco
agency), and the Department of
Health's National Abstinence
Campaign.
"I get to run around the
country and tell kids to keep
their pants on," she joked.
She also recently became
involved in a band. The Bunk
Bed Incident, in which she
plays the drums. She's into the
local music scene, and had
copies of her band's CD for sale

moderate living," she said, after
expressing her disgust at the
income of some "big name"
rock stars, some of whom she
says have no personality.
If she had the opportunity to
go back a few years, would she
still choose to go on 'The Real
World?'
"I don't know if I would go
baek on, but I'm definitely glad
I did it," she said. I'm happy
where I am.
For more information on
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"I may be a hypocrite, but
I'm not a big fan of MTV," she
said. "They put music out
there, and tell you what you
should like."
She added that MTV is turn-

her website at

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a performance by the Boston,
Percussion
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Mass.
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night. Playing non-traditional
percussion instruments ranging
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old oxygen cylinders and plastic
tubs, Recycled Percussion's four

members mixed in humor with
their speedy beats, pausing
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loud assaulting bass of Bass
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show to sec if you enjoy loud
high energy drum and bass com-

drums.

binations.

Their music, a self proclaimed "mix of Latin, African,
hip hop and rock beats", was just
that, a complete ear shattering
mix. Ranging from beats that
reminded the listener of "Drum
Trip" by Rusted Root, the dark
beats of Crystal Method, and the

The best part of the show and

probably the most enjoyed by
the audience, was the musical
pyrotechnics that were supplied
by a pair of grinders on steel barrels The showers of sparks and
the noise made off the barrels
melted perfectly with the beats

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being provided to mix a smooth'
industrial beat. This is definitely a show not to be missed if it
returns to LHU.
For more information, visit
the Recycled Percussion web
page at www.recycledpercussion.com.
You can even sign the page's
message board as a few LHU
students did.

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Knight Ridder Newspapers
TARUTAO, Thailand

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June 13. Public boats had
stopped running weeks before.
Charters took workers and visitors back and forth to this island
where "Survivor: Thailand,"
which premieres Sept. 19 on
CBS, was being shot.
The light was waning. A band of
pigtailed macaques, maybe 30,
sat together on the shore, peering through wind-driven rain,
bopping one another on the back
and head, pointing toward the
Andaman Sea and cackling, in
monkey-speak, "Do you believe
those people?"
The waves moved inexorably.
The little shuttleboat bounced in
them like a rubber ball on a summer sidewalk. The big, wooden,
ancient, decrepit floating miracle of a ferry rolled and creaked
like a dreaming giant. As each
wave passed, one boat would
rise and one fall. One second the
decks were even, the next, one
was 10 feet higher than the
other.
On her first attempt to transfer
from the bouncing ball, the
woman before me almost broke
her ankle when it caught in the
ferry rail. She jumped successfully aboard on her second try.
When my turn came, I just dived
- splat! - onto the drenched deck.
The Thai passengers, returning
home after a day of security duty
on the spread-out island set, all
The Thais are fervent Buddhists
who seem to regard death as just
the beginning of another goround on the big wheel. On this
vessel, young men huddled in
the rank passenger compartment. They wore life jackets!
We four foreigners didn't know
where to get them.
A small man scurried frantically
around the exposed engine,
which chugged spasmodically
and belched fumes, tightening
this and that with an oily rag. I
remembered the legions of little
news stories that I'd seen and
ignored in my lifetime, "250 lost
as ferry sinks." Stories from

Bangladesh,
Malaysia.

Madagascar,

bars, you must remove your
watch so the animals can't see
what time it is, and you are not
allowed to eat or drink in front
of them. They might get jealous.
Prohibited from making eye
contact or any sounds that might

distract the human guinea pigs,
you and 10 or 15 other people

stand five feet away, and the
Survivors go about their business: gathering water, building
shelter, ostentatiously displaying
their eye-popping physical
attributes, explaining their motivations in unintelligible surferspeak, and cheering on their
cohorts in excruciating Southern
drawls.
Some of the contestants seem
pleasantly normal. Most are not.
The TV shows are mercifully
edited. Actually spending two or
three hours with these people,
who are desperate for money,
desperate for attention, desperby the entire
ate to be loved
country! is more daunting than
any adverse weather, environmental conditions, or bizarre
flora and fauna you could imagine in any jungle hell.
On Ko Tarutao (Ko means
island in Thai), the bugs are so
loud I first thought their noise
was feedback from a network of
loudspeakers set up in late
spring for the taping.
People in the "Survivor" crew,
especially the publicists, who
stop at nothing to exaggerate the
drama of their show, told all
sorts of stories of the danger.
Spiders and snakes. Deadly nettles. Menacing wild pigs. The
worm that waits in the sand and
then shoots up, drills into your
foot, and crawls toward your
heart, under your skin, like some
vision from "The X-Files." My
favorite was the 14-foot king
cobra, stretched, ditch to ditch,
across the road, that made them

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stop their Jeep.
During three days on the island,
I saw some very silly people trying to Outwit, Outplay, Outlast.
But I never saw a snake. I never
saw a spider. No plant wrapped
itself around my leg and started
chewing. Nothing crawled into
me, and, thanks to Amazonstrength insect repellent, I wasn't
even bitten by a mosquito.
Besides an angry producer or a
double-crossed "Survivor," the
mosquito is probably the most
dangerous animal on Tarutao,

I'd traveled five days and 12,000
miles, and survived a stint with
"Survivor," but I wasn't so sure
the biggest island (about 100
I'd survive the 15-mile trip back
square miles) in a group that is
to the mainland.
the southwestern outpost of
Observing "Survivor" contestThailand.
ants in their habitat is like going
Devil-may-care Susan Hawk,
to the zoo, except there are no
the truck driver on the first

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"Survivor" who told cast mate
Kelly Wiglesworth she would
like to leave her for the vultures,
caught dengue (rhymes with
Ben-Gay) fever from a mosquito
bite. The virus, also known as
bone-crusher disease, causes
rash, high fever, profuse sweating, uncontrolled vomiting,
intense headaches, and excruciating pain in the joints for four
days. It is not usually fatal in
healthy adults.
"I wished I was dead," said
Hawk, who had come to Tarutao
to cover "Survivor: Thailand"
for the TV Guide Channel.
I never saw a wild pig, but was
in the constant company of a
ham. Extra's garrulous Jerry
Penacoli was among the band of
producers, on-air types and camera and sound people visiting the
island to cover the show. I was
the only print reporter.
We were constantly shepherded
by vigilant publicists, eager to
get the word out about
"Survivor's" wonderful fifth
installment, but anxious to make
sure nobody discovered any of
their little "secrets," such as the
supposedly revolutionary way
that the teams were selected this
time; the palatial digs of executive producer Mark Burnett,
removed from the tent city occupied by the horde of underlings
that sort of thing. Not that anybody would tell anything to ruin
surprises for the viewers. We
had already signed our lives
away promising not to do that.
You don't need dengue fever to
sweat profusely on Tarutao, such
a remote and jungly place that it
was home to a notorious lockup
for political prisoners before
World War II and was a haven
for pirates for centuries before
the government turned it into a
national park in 1974.
Heat and humidity make
Bangkok the world's stickiest
capital, and it is 500 miles to the
north.
The humidity never dropped
below 85 percent. I rose at 10
minutes after sunrise each day,

because of the light, but
because the heat in my tent
would soar past 90 degrees in
that brief time. Once, I awoke at
4:12 a.m. from fitful sleep on a
broken cot, and the temperature
gauge on my travel clock had
fallen to a balmy 81.
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without drinking enough water
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New dance program to begin
Kanchan Mahara
Staff Reporter
If you are interested in dance
and ever wished for academic
dance courses on campus,
there's good news for you. The
University has decided to
enhance the courses offered to
students by adding a dance fac-

ulty in the fine arts. Jayme K.
Host has been hired to design

and develop a curriculum.
"I have a syllabus going
through the curriculum now. If
all goes well, I will be offering
three classes in the spring
semester," said Host. The syllabus includes Basic Ballet
Technique, Beginning Modern

Technique and an elective for
elementary education majors—
for
Dance
Integration
Elementary Education. Each
class will be worth three credits.
Host is hopeful that all the
submitted courses will pass
through the curriculum and be
offered next semester. "Maybe
down the road if the student
enrollment in my classes continues to grow, a dance minor is
possible very soon," Host said.
Currently, the Dance faculty is
under the Music and Theater

with Honors and Distinction in
and
Performance
Choreography, and Dance
History and criticism, she
earned a Masters of Fine Arts in
Modern Dance from the
University of Utah. For the past
five years, Host taught at
Goucher College and at Carver
Center for the Arts and
Technology, a High School of
arts
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going to be held on April 11 and
12 at Price Auditorium and will
department.
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an
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faculty.
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lot. At that moment, a 1,100-pound bull
escaped from his handler and charged 400
yards, ramming the toilet but, fortunately, not
overturning it.
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The aunt and her niece were caught
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A man fell asleep at the wheel in
Pennsylvania and crashed into a school bus.
At his trial on motor vehicle offenses, he
explained to the judge that the reason he
was so tired was that he had been up all
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avail. So he went to court and filed charges
against her.
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A man in Port Byron, N.Y., was convicted
of driving a lawnmower while intoxicated, his
fifth DWI conviction (but his first on a lawnmower), and was ordered to perform a number of hours of community service.
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Aries (March 21-April 20). Social messages and last-minute changes may cause confusion. Early
Tuesday, expect friends or relatives to reverse recent plans. Loved ones will be easily distracted by
silly or emotional dramas. Pace yourself and watch for unusual loyalties in group or social relationships. Wait for calm resolution. This is not a good time to take social risks with friends or relatives.
After Saturday, long-term payments or new sources of income are highlighted. Stay open.
Taurus (April 21-May 20). Family obligations and financial planning may require extra attention
over the next few days. After a recent period of waiting or indecision, business action and new money
resources will arrive. Before midweek, expect key officials to offer strong guidance or previously
denied permissions. Home and financial security are on the rise. Expect loved ones to discuss their
dreams, aspirations and goals.
Gemini (May 21-June 21). Business communications in the home and new family activities will
be strong influences over the next few days. News, messages and long-term financial planning may all
require extra attention. After Wednesday, expect relatives or loved ones to become quickly excited by
fresh career opportunities or group business ventures. This is an excellent time to set new work or
career plans into motion. Don't hold back; it's time for steady progress.
Cancer (June 22-July 22). Romantic and family discussions may be emotionally revealing. Early
Wednesday, watch for loved ones to challenge your ideas or find fault with social decisions. A subtle
clash between friends and relatives may drain your mental energy. Avoid emotional or social conflicts
if possible. After Saturday, physical energy and vitality are on the rise. Expect returning health in the
areas of digestion, upper chest or lungs.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Business ventures and new financial information will be promising. Late
Tuesday morning expect close relatives or friends to offer a unique perspective on possible career
opportunities. Stay alert and ask probing questions; there's much to learn. After midweek, watch for
loved ones or potential lovers to compete for your attention or ask for more of your time. Respond

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Over the next few days, watch for unusual financial or business news to
arrive. Key areas of concern may involve changed partnerships or sudden workplace promotions.
Information and private communications will soon increase. Expect to hear and witness rapidly changing business politics. Some Virgos may also encounter new legal contracts or agreements. All is well,
so not to worry. Do, however, carefully evaluate time-sensitive documents.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Late Tuesday marks the end of two weeks of miscommunications in
romance and social conflict. Expect relatives, friends and lovers to settle outstanding differences or
agree to avoid difficult emotional triangles. Key issues may involve an underlying struggle for attention and loyalty. Avoid challenging the romantic or social reasoning of others. After Friday, watch for
a sharp rise in family enjoyment and home comfort. Go slow and ask for solid promises.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Social antics and unusual jokes may be subtle themes this week. At
present, friends and loved ones may relieve emotional pressures through humor, new ideas or creative
discussions. Join in and let others know that your support will be offered. A recent period of strained
relations or financial worries may be leaving your social circle. After Friday, watch for an increase in
physical energy, sensuality and emotional vitality. Romantic feelings are returning.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Over the next few days, business routines will subtly change.
Watch for work officials and long-term business partners to ask for greater responsibility or influence.
All of this actually looks quite promising. Expect new workplace suggestions to be quickly and permanently established. Later this week, a love relationship will intensify. At present, a relative or lover
may be expecting a public commitment or key family decision. Respond honestly and trust your own
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 20). Before Wednesday, watch for unusual social complications between
friends. Key issues may involve group events, conflicting plans or competing interests. Much ofthis
may be a result of past misunderstandings. Expfect long-term emotions and yesterday's history to be
key factors. If possible, avoid subtly power struggles or mild disagreements between friends. After
Saturday, rest and plan upcoming business strategies. New responsibilities will soon arrive.
Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19). Financial restrictions or family discussions involving money may
seem ov erwhelming. Although intense, this will be your last few days ofbusiness limitation and
paperwork concerns. After Wednesday, many Aquarians begin a fairly long period of increased workplace freedom and new financial resources. This is an excellent time to prepare new work applications
or request a revised job description. Later this week, search out tnisted friends. Your advice is needed.
Pisces (Feb. 20-March 20). Late Tuesday, be on the lookout for new business ideas and a return of
workplace enthusiasm. Recent social differences or annoying power politics in business relationships
will no ionger cause delays. For many Pisceans, this week marks the beginning offive months of new
growth and positive comments from authority figures. After Saturday, watch for close friends and relatives to request more of your personal time.
Ifyour birthday is this week The next six months will bring dramatic changes to your social life
and long-term romantic plans. New flirtations and exotic proposals will challenge key relationships.
Carefully evaluate the recent actions offriends and lovers before making key decisions. At present, a
calm and serious approach is needed. After late March 2003, a series of job changes or newly revised
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luv Tina
Get well soon Ash! I
know the dorms stinnk,
but next year we'll have
our own place.

O'Doul RULES
Tina is hot

Shannon--> Great job
with PR. You are great.
SLAM, Tina

Jess- German class is the
best. Maybe one day we
will get out on time.

Amy--> You are doing an
awesome job. Keep up
the great work. SLAM,
Tina

LISSA CLUB FOREVER!!!
your fly girls

Kim, Kyle, and Julie-->
Its almost over. I hope
you are haveing a lot of
fun. You are all doing a
great job. P.S. I know
who your Bigs are!!!
SLAM, Tina
Hey Jake from

Landisville, someone is
crushing on you!
Happy Birthday Kelly!
Your Best Roommate,
Tiff

SEMESTER-ALPHA

99 bottles of beer on the
wall

Drink Rolling Rock
Miss ya Jen! Just because
you are not in Mac doesn't make you any better.
J/k your favorite sophomore girls.
GO GREEK!

Beth-I can't wait until bid
day! I hope this sorority
thing works out for us
-Susie
I luv Justin Timberlake!
NSYNC rules!

meliss!!!

Whitewater rafting is
going to be great! Can't
wait to show you up

Melissa luvs Tom!

Luv Angie

Real World Las Vegas!!
tv night in your room

Chris!

JOB OPENING~someon<
to do better dishes in our
apartment
HA HA

Jeremy and Ron- can't
wait for next class so we

can play some more hangman!!

Dena

curtain or

tinfoil

Steel
secondary? 2 games 60

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RUSH ALPHA SIGMA
TAU!!!!!

GOOD LUCK TO ALL
THE GREEKS IN
RECRUITMENT THIS

Collins-you're the apple
of my eye.
Happy on year baby!
Jess

Dont fall down anymore
stairs Lisa! I can't keep
track of you all the time.
Fun 'N Gun...more like
duck 'n run

Tom- no more gambling!!
Save your money!

Tim- good choice on the
movie reviews! WONDERFUL CHOICE
No more Mr. Nice Guy!!

watch out Luke. I will
beat you next game.
-Chuck

SIGMA TAU

If you sent a personal,
this wouldn't be here!

GO GREEK!!!

CONGRATULATIONS
TO THE SISTERS OF
ALPHA SIGMA TAU

The myth is wrong.

Rec Center 3 on 3's. the
girls from Center will
come after ya!
Sara, Rachel, Court and
Denise.

Save Opie and Anthony

FOR

HAVING HALF OF THE
SISTERS OBTAINING A
3.2 OR HIGHER

Eat a bullet

Jennie Fisk....a wonderful
choice!

Happy birthday, Steph!

LAST SEMESTER!!!!

{cough, cough}

Imm
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TO ADRIENNE,
ANGELA, AND MELISSA FOR
MAKING DEANS LIST
LAST SEMESTER!!!LOVE YOUR SISTERS
OF ALPHA SIGMA TAU
Happy Birthday Josh!!
your best friend in the
world- Kate

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For more information,
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Eagle Eye

20, 2002

Carey named PSAC > ]
West Player of the Week;
LOCK HAVEN

Photo courtesy of Sports Information

New women's basketball coach Britt King discusses her position with Director of Athletics Sharon E.
Taylor and President Craig Dean Willis.

King named new women's basketball coach
LOCK HAVEN

The
athletic department has named
Britt King the new head coach
of the Bald Eagle basketball
program. King comes to Lock
Haven after four seasons as the
head women's coach at NCAA
Division I Fresno State.
"We are very pleased that
Britt has decided to become a
part of the Lock Haven
University Athletics program,"
said Sharon E. Taylor, Lock
Haven Director of Athletics.
"She brings a wealth of
national
and international
coaching and playing experiences which should have a very
positive impact on our basketball team."
Head coach Britt King says
that her optimism for the
upcoming season rests mostly in
the positive attitude and openness the Lady Eagle players
have towards forging themselves into an improved team.
"Our expectations will be to
go in and play as hard as we can
and win some games," said
newly appointed head coach
Britt King. "We want to go

above our expectations, and not ing a career best 20-6 overall
only that, but to have higher mark in 1995.
expectations for ourselves than
During that season the
others have of us."
Firebird squad also advanced to
During her four-year tenure the
NCAA
Division II
at Fresno Stale, King produced a
Tournament, narrowly losing to
39-76 record while playing a Shippcnsburg 87-81 in overtime
challenging
non-conference in the first round. For her
schedule along with competing efforts, King was named the
in the Western Athletic- Black Coaches Sports Magazine
Conference (WAC).
Coach of the Year.
Under her guidance five
In 1997 she moved on to
Bulldogs earned All-WAC honCoppin State College for one
ors including the 2001 WAC season where she went 10-18, a
Co-Freshman of the Year. A win total that ranked seventh in
known recruiter. King's 2001 the program's all-time victory
and 2000 freshman classes were list at the time.
ranked 53rd and 24th in the
A standout post player for
nation by the All-Star Girls Providence College averaging
19 points and 11 rebounds durKing's coaching career ing her career from 1982-86,
began at American University King was named to the Kodak
as a graduate assistant from District 2 All-America team in
1987-1989.
1986, was a two-time All-Big
She took over Head East player, and also earned
Basketball Coaching duties as Providence's Woman Athlete of
well
as
Senior
Woman the Year Award following her
Administrator responsibilities at senior year.
the University of the District of
Following college, King
Columbia in September of 1992, played professionally for El
remaining on staff until 1997.
Masnou Club in Barcelona,
At UDC King established a Spain, from August 1986
win-loss record of 64-57 includ- through February 1987.

She was a USA Women's
National Team Trials participant
in 1986 and won a bronze medal
with the U.S. Olympic Festival's
East team in 1983.
Coaching achievements outside of the collegiate ranks
include being named an
Assistant Coach for the USA
Basketball World University
Games Team in 1999, accompanying the squad to Madrid,
Spain where they went 3-0
before competition in Palma de
Mallorca, Spain.
King has been a member of
the Women Basketball Coaches
Association (WBCA) since
1993 including a stint on its
Division
II
Legislative
Committee (1994-96).
She was the East Region
chairperson for the NCAA
Division
II
Basketball
Committee from 1994-96, and
also earned recognition as a clinician for the NCAA's YES
Program in March of 1999.
King earned her bachelor's
degree in Marketing from
Providence College in 1986 and
her MBA in Finance from The
American University in 1989.

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seven tackles and had three
kickoff and three punt returns,

for an average of 29.3 and 19
yards, respectively.
Two games into the season,,
Carey has 10 total tackles and is
averaging 20.7 yards on kickoff
returns and 15.5 yards on punt
returns.

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He is ranked second in the
PSAC in punt return yardage;
and is also second in the conference in all-purpose yardage
(142.5 ypg).
The Lock Haven University
football team (1-1) next travels
to Bloomsburg University (1-1)
on Saturday, September 21, for,
a 1 p.m. kickoff.

Field Hockey ranked third
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(Lock Haven, Pa.)
The field
team
moved
(5-1)
hockey
up
one spot to earn a No. 3-rank-

ing in the STX/NFHCA
Division II National Coaches
Poll as released Tuesday.
Shippensburg University
(5-0) has taken over the top
spot in the coaches poll, followed
by
Bloomsburg
University (5-0). Lock Haven
moves into the third slot while
Bryant College (5-0) also
moves up to take over the
fourth spot.
Indiana (Pa.)
University (7-2) is currently
ranked fifth.
Lock Haven is now 5-1

after winning three straight
road games. Most recently,,
the Lady Eagles blanked
William Smith College, 3-0,,
their fourth shutout victory of,
the season.
The LHU field hockey,
team opened their PSAC season defeating Millersville 7-0
on Wednesday.
The Bald Eagles battle
non-conference foe SUNYCortland this Saturday at I
p.m. on McCollum Field.
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Carey led Lock Haven's
fourth-quarter comeback as the
Bald Eagles overcame a 14-0
Kutztown University lead to
win, 21-14. Early in the fourth
quarter, Carey's efforts began by
forcing a KU fumble which
LHU recovered at the Kutztown
19-yard line.
Two plays later, Carey was
inserted into the offensive lineup and hauled in a 16-yard
touchdown pass to initiate the
21-point scoring run. Following
the Lock Haven safety, Carey
returned the free kick 29 yards
to the Kutztown 46-yard line to
set up the go-ahead touchdown.
On Kutztown's final drive of the
game, Carey followed up a tackle for loss of six yards by intercepting a pass deep in Lock
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1

Men's soccer loses
two this week
four goals.
Jared Guest
Golden Rams' Jon McGlone
Staff Reporter
had two goals and teammate
Graham recored two
The men's soccer team Steven
assists.
hopes to snap a four-game losLHU scored two late goals
ing streak after dropping two
Geneva, but came up
against
games earlier this week. They
short.
Three
goals in the first
lost their opening conference
half
to
be enough to win
proved
game this past Saturday to West
for
Geneva.
Bill Dovas put the
Chester 4-0. Then they fell to
the
scored board 75
Haven on
Geneva 3-2 on Tuesday afterminutes into the contest and
noon.
added another one a few min< The Golden Rams scored
utes later. Bob Mazzola and
two goals in the first half, allowPaul
Maguire split time in the
ing them to easily cruise
net, each had one save each.
towards the victory. WCU(4-1The Bald Eagles (3-5, 0-1)
1) doubled up their shots on
travel
to PSAC foe Kutztown
goal with 18 against the Haven.
(5-2-1, 0-0) tomorrow for a
Ryan Swailes picked up the
noon start. They host Concordia
lost in the net, as he allowed all College
on Monday at 4 p.m.

Bald Eagle

Women's Soccer

Knight Ridder
FORT WORTH, Texas
When NCAA president Cedric
Dempsey announced his (some
say forced) resignation last
January, the toughest job in
sports became available.
Baseball commissioner? No.
Coaching the Dallas Cowboys,
managing the New York
Yankees? Nope. Keeping Mark
Cuban seated during Mavericks
games? Negatory. Being in
charge of the NCAA is tougher
than herding cats, more than
1,000 of them.
"It's like having that many
bosses," said Dempsey, who
took over what was then called
the executive director's job in
1994.
"It's challenging because of
the overall size and diversity of
the NCAA membership," Big
12 Conference commissioner
Kevin Weiberg said. "There is
an ongoing need to provide
leadership on issues, but you
don't really have any power. It's
a challenging spot to be in."
"If you're talking about hav
ing someone go around and
make speeches about college
athletics, attend fund-raisers and
be the front man for the NCAA,
that's one thing," former
Southeastern Conference commissioner Roy Kramer said.
''When you're talking about trying to build consensus on issues
that's where the job becomes
difficult."
Baker-Parker, an Atlantabased search firm, has interviewed 80 candidates in an
effort to narrow the search. The
search committee hopes to interview three or four finalists by
late October. The new NCAA
leader will need to be in place
by Jan. 1 when Dempsey's term
officially expires.
" Despite an annual compensation package estimated at
nearly $1 million a year, most o
ihe popular choices to succeec
Dempsey have said they're no
interested. Big Ten Conference
Commissioner Jim Delany, sitting presidents Gerald Turner of
SMU, Bud Shaw of Syracuse
Jnd Donna Shalala of Miam
all expressed their lack o

League

Lock Haven
Slippery Rock
Shippensburg
Edinboro

California
Clarion
IUP

Interest.

]

Other possible candidates
include former U.S. Senator Bil
firadley, former Kansas chancellor Gene Budig and Dan
Boggan, NCAA senior vice
president and chief operating

Officer.

J No matter who gets the job,
that person faces challenges that
perplex previous NCAA
tjosses, such as Walter Byers
(1951-87) and Dick Shultz
(1987-94).
; For one thing, the bottom
line has swollen. The NCAA's
operating budget for the coming
year will be more than $422
million, a $75 million increase
over last year's budget. The
boost comes from the first year
of the 11-year, $6 billion television contract with CBS and
the
NCAA
for
ItSPN

didn't

&U yon can eat
Spaghetti ouiV

2-0
1-0
1-0
0-0-1
0-1
0-1
0-2

PSAC Standings

PSAC Standings

5-0

5-0
5-2
2-3-1
4-1
2-3
3-2

League
IUP
Slippery Rock

Bloomsburg

Kutztown

2-1

Saturday
West Chester at Edinboro
IUP at E. Stroudsburg
Kutztown at Clarion
Millersville at California
Lock Haven at Philadelphia University
Adelphi University at Bloomsburg
Shippensburg at New York Tech

structure, the executive commit-

3-2-1

2-0
1-0
0-0
0-0
0-1

5- 1-1
6-0
4- 0
5-2-1
3-1

Slippery Rock

7"2

0-3

Lock Haven

Overall

East

6-1
1-4
5-0
3-3
3-4

West Chester
Bloomsburg
E. Stroudsburg
Kutztown
Millersville

Saturday
Kutatown at Slippery Rock
Franklin Pierce at Shippensburg
E. Stroudsburg at Rowan
Longwood at Millersville
SUNY- Cortland at Lock Haven

2-3-1
E. Stroudsburg
2-3-1
West Chester
0-4
Mansfield*
�Inaugural season-not eligible for PSAC

Edinboro at Tiffin
Glenville St. at Clarion
W. Virginia Wesleyan at California
New Haven at IUP
West Chester at Delaware

0-0
0-0
0-1
0-1

1-0
1-0
0-0
0-1
0-2

E. Stroudsburg

Mansfield
5-1-1

League

5-0

East
Bloomsburg

1-0
1-0
1-0
0-0-1

Overall

1-0
1-0
1-1
0-1

Shippensburg
Lock Haven

Millersville

tee expects more

_

Men's Soccer

Overall

Tournament and other championship events.
And during Dempsey's
watch, his job description and
title changed.
Five years ago, the NCAA
changed its governance system.
Instead of one school, one vote
PSAC Standings
to decide legislative matters at
an annual January convention,
Overall
League
several committees now run the California
Edinboro
NCAA. At the top is the executive committee, which is made IUP
up of school presidents. " I Clarion
think what has frustrated Cedric Lock Haven
Slippery Rock
is the reorganization ofthe govShippensburg
ernance structure," said Fred
Jacoby, former commissioner of East
the Southwest Conference and E. Stroudsburg
currently the commissioner of Bloomsburg
the Lone Star Conference. "You Kutztown
have the tug and pull between Mansfield
West Chester
the athletic interests, representCheyney
ed by coaches and athletic direcMillersville
tors, and the presidents, who
don't want to appear weak."
Saturday
During his tenure, Dempsey
Lock Haven at Bloomsburg
tried to lead on legislative agenFairmount St. at Slippery Rock
das ranging from deregulating
Cheyney at West Liberty
Westminster at Mansfield
NCAA rules to amateurism to
Shepherd at E. Stroudsburg
commercialization to cost conShippensburg at Kutztown
tainment to academic integrity.
leadership out
of the president's role without
giving any power to lead,"
Dempsey said. "I found myself
leading and having no one following. The membership sees
the primary responsibility ofthe
NCAA as one of service, not
leadership.
"It's difficult at the institutional level to see what's best for
the majority compared to what
is best for that institution. That's
never been more evident."
"Many of us in the membership found it difficult to figure
out the priorities of Cedric's
administration," Weiberg said.
"I think Ced will be known as
someone who raised a lot of
important issues, but will probably be best known for negotiating a $6 billion deal with CBS."
Other than the three weeks
in March when it runs the lucrative NCAA Tournament, the
NCAA has little say in college
athletics. Member schools pass
the rules administered. Its
enforcement staff, which investigates alleged and reported
infractions, has been understaffed and inexperienced since
Dempsey decided to move the
national headquarters from metropolitan Kansas City to
Indianapolis in 1997.
Since the 1984 Supreme
Court ruling that stripped the
NCAA's control ofcollege football telecasts, the NCAA has
had little more than rubberstamp authority over football.
"The NCAA does not control two of the most important
components of intercollegiate
athletics: football television and
the operation of the football
bowl system," SMU's Turner
said.
"The Bowl Championship
Series schools are now dictating
the direction of intercollegiate
football. If the NCAA is to be
the association of institutions
for the coordination of intercollegiate competitions, there is
going to have to be a resolution
of the football TV and bowl
question."

Field Hockey

PSAC Standings

NCAA searching for new president
Wendell Barnhouse

Scoreboard

Saturday
Lock Haven at Kutztown
Millersville at California
Shippensburg at New York Tech
Bloomsburg at Mercy
C.W. Post at Slippery Rock
E. Stroudsburg at Dow I ing

Sunday
Kutztown at Mercyhurst
IUP vs. St. Anselm at Mercyhurst
Longwood at Bloomsburg
Franklin Pierce at Mansfield

Sunday
Wheeling Jesuit at Slippery Rock
C.W. Post at California

Cross Country

Volleyball

East Region

PSAC Standings
Men's
9-0
5-4
4-5
10-2
5-4
1-9

Clarion
Slippery Rock

Edinboro
IUP

California
Lock Haven

1. Millersville
2. Shippensburg

3. Edinboro
4. Wheeling Jesuit
5. Kutztown
6. Lock Haven
7. IUP
8. Bloomsburg
9. Alderson Broaddus
10. W. Virginia Wesleyan

East
West Chester
Kutztown
E. Stroudsburg

Millersville
Shippensburg
Cheyney

Women's

1. IUP
2. Clarion
3. Kutztown

Friday & Saturday
at Millersville
Stroudsburg
E.
(Dutch Country Spiketacular Classic)

4. Millersville
5. Bloomsburg
6. Edinboro
7. Shippensburg
8. Wheeling Jesuit
9. W. Virginia Wesleyan

Saturday
Edinboro at Lock Haven
Clarion at IUP
at Slippery Rock
Cheyney at West Chester
Kutztown at Shippensburg

10. Slippery Rock

LHU boxing champions given congressional honors
Jon Parrish
Eagle Eye Columnist
Lock Haven University's
three, 2001 National Collegiate
Boxing Association (NCBA)
congressional
Pennsylvania
honors.
Seniors, Charles C. "Chuck"
Mussachio, 175 lbs., senior
Comanche Garcia, 139 lbs., and
junior John R. Stout, 125 lbs.,
received Senate of Pennsylvania
congratulations from Senator
Jake Corman and Pa House of
Representatives citations from
State Representative Mike
Hanna.
SCC President Ronald
Strickler Jr. made the presentation on behalf of Senator
Corman and Representative
The NCAA and its leader
often find itself as the lightning
rod for controversy. In August,
the search firm in charge of putting together a list of candidates
announced that it had interviewed 80 people.
The next day, the Black
Coaches Association expressed
its displeasure that the search
firm had not contacted the BCA
about possible minority candidates.
"We have a diverse group in
terms of ethnicity, gender and
Tulsa
said
experience,"
President Bob Lawless, chairman of the five-member search
committee that includes two
white men, two women and an
Weiberg believes that the
NCAA leader needs experience in federal government in
order to seek some relief from
Congress in several areas.
Jacoby says the new boss
needs a vision for the next 10
Athletic
Western
years.
next

Hanna Wednesday on campus.

Mussachio, an elementary
from
major
education
Wildwood Crest, N.J. is a threetime Eastern Collegiate Boxing
Association (ECBA) champion
and two-time national runner-up
as well as two-time national
Mussachio record
champ.
stands at an impressive 29-6.
Garcia, a social work major
posted a record of 23-11 during
his years on the team along with
two national championships and
one third place national ranking.
Stout, a Lock Haven native
majoring in secondary education-history is a three-time
ECBA champ and 2000 NCBA
silver medallist.
Stout is the current LHU
Boxing team captain and possesses an outstanding 23-3
career record.
Mussachio, Garcia, and
Conference commissioner Karl
Benson says someone with
experience in athletics; higher
education, politics and the business world would be a good fit.
"All in all, it's a tough job,"
said Turner, one of the finalists
for the job when Dempsey was
hired in 1994.
"The NCAA president does
not have a clear constituency on
which to depend. The presidents
of the individual universities
making up his board of directors
have much stronger allegiances
to the issues of their individual
campuses. As a result, it is a job
with a lot of pressure and few
friends."

UC

to all
Bald Eagle
Sports !!!

Stout became the 20th, 21st, and
22nd Bald Eagles to be crown
NCBA champion
The boxing club will open

the 2002-2003 season at the
Richmond, Va Classic on
November 11. Stout will box in
the featured bout.

o you know how to

use the Internet?

If you do, check out
LHUeagleye. com
for all of your LHU
news and information.
Volleyball blanked at Findlay Classic

-

St. Joseph's (Ind.) College.
LOCK HAVEN The volleyAmanda Snyder paced the
ball team (1-8) went 0-4 at this
past weekend's Findlay Classic. offense on Friday, totaling 16
On Friday evening, the Lady kills in both games.
On Saturday, it was sophoEagles fell to Wheeling Jesuit
University, 3-0 (18-30, 20-30, more outside hitter Patty Oslislo
who posted 20 successful
19-30), and the host team
University of Findlay, 3-0 (28- attack attempts.
Freshman setter Kelly
30, 22-30, 18-30).
Saturday's matches included Kostelich had 92 assists while
sophomore defensive specialist
a loss to Wayne State, 3-1 (22Wengerter tallied 67 digs.
a
Kelly
20-30),
and
30-18,
16-30,
30,
3-0(16-30,26-30, 33-35) loss to

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Gridders stage comeback to defeat Kutztown
JoEUen Chesnut
Staff Reporter
After

remaining

scoreless for three quarters, Lock Haven used a
21-point fourth quarter to
muscle their way past
Kutztown, 21-14, at home

Saturday afternoon.
The
Bald
Eagles
haven't been able to
defeat the Golden Bears
since 1993, when they
won 52-30.

"We knew going into
the game that we could
win if we executed," said
Coach Mark Luther.
"Games the last couple of years have been
close and we could have
won them if we took
advantage of*some opportunities."
Following a scoreless

first quarter, Kutztown
earned the first points of
the game early in the second.
A one-yard run by
Rob Flowers earned the
Golden Bears six, and the
extra point kick was good
to put Kutztown up 7-0.
The third quarter was
uneventful as the two
teams held each other
scoreless for the second
period of the game.
At the beginning of
the fourth, the Golden

.

Bears' Flowers shot a 15yard pass to Trevor Smith
to

•

add to their lead, and

the extra point put them
up 14-0.
Then ! ock Haven's
offense to;>k control.
After
recovering
Kutztown tumble, Rob

Carey scored
yard run.

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The field hockey team
(5-1) moved up to No. 3 in

the nation after scoring
three shutout victories in
this week's play, defeating
Millersville University,
William Smith College
and Mansfield University.
In their home opener,
the Bald Eagles were able
to out shoot and out score
their PSAC competitors
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Wednesday at Charlotte
Smith Field, defeating
them 7-0.
Senior Erika Grap
started off all scoring
from a pass from Nikki
Sweger in the fourth
minute ofthe game.
Both Jen DeNault and
Sweger connected off
passes from Grap to round
out the first half.
Janelle Ebaugh led the
second half of scoring,
connecting on two penalty
corners.
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Due to a 15-yard
penalty, the extra point
failed and the scored was
14-6 Kutztown.
"There is usually one
play in a game that gets
the team rolling. The
fumble caused by Rob
Carey early in the fourth
quarter inside the 20-yard
line put us in position to
score. That play was the
one that got us going,"
said Coach Luther.
Two plays later, Tim
Storino
hit
Marcus
Burkley and Burkley
raced 80 yards for a
touchdown, bringing the
score to 14-12 when the
extra point failed.
This touchdown was
closely followed by a
safety on Kutztown to tie
the score at 14-14. The

second half included
Katie Stewartz, who
scored her first goal of the
season, and Courtney
Deiner.
Melissa Stubblefield
scored her fourth shutout
victory in goal for the
Haven, tallying five saves.
Millersville's Amber
Elias recorded 11 saves
and allowed seven.

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The Haven defeated
William Smith College on
Sunday, scoring their third
straight road victory.
Scoring for the Haven
were DeNault and Grap
(2).

The Bald Eagles shot
eleven shots on goal to
William Smith's three.
"William Smith is a
very strong Division III
school," said head coach
Pat Rudy.
"In the second half we
really took control of the
midfield. We had a very
good passing game that
day."

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kick following the safety
was returned 29 yards
into Kutztown territory.
This helped get the
Bald Eagles into position
for a 15-yard pass to John
Caldwell, and that pass
with a good point after
gave Lock Haven the 2114 lead and their first win
of the season.
"I feel we needed to
prove ourselves by beating Kutztown right off
the bat this season," said
redshirt Freshman John
Smeltzer. "Now that we
have confidence, we're
putting all of our focus on
Bloomsburg to prove that
we're not just a fluke."
The football team will
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weekend looking for
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"Mansfield's goalie just
shut us down."
Working as a team has
been a big issue for the
young team, and it has
been coming together for
them lately.
"It was more challenging to get the team to
work together this year,"
Rudy said.
"Even though we are
young and inexperienced,
we are very talented. I
think we can match anybody's talent this year."
Next, field hockey
takes in SUNY-Cortland
at home, Saturday at
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The Bald Eagles out
shot the Golden Rams 18-9
and LHU goalkeeper
Heather Ireland notched
five saves.
The Bald Eagles then
traveled west to Indiana on
Tuesday resulting in another 1-0 victory.
The one goal of the
game came in the 25th
minute when Bald Eagle
defender Danielle Smith
found forward Brooke
Rangi around the 18-yard
box for the eventual game
winner.

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"The team came out

very unmotivated, unorganized and had difficulty keeping the ball on the
ground," said Champ.
"The game was not our
best effort and I'm still
looking for the team to
play at their full potential."
The Bald Eagles will
travel to Philadelphia
University on Saturday for
game at 1

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women's soccer team game and did
began PSAC conference the ball well," Champ
play on Saturday defeating said.
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West Chester
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to
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come out with victoTuesday at Indiana.
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Fonati Ward came off
the bench late in the second half to score the winning goals for the Haven
on Saturday against
Mansfield.
The goals
were Ward's first of the
season.
The Bald Eagles were
able to get off 42 shots on
goal, but could only connect for two.
Melissa Stubblefield
was in goal, tallying two
saves, while Mansfield's
Heather Long recorded 26

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