The E*me Eye Issue 14 Volume 55 Lock Haven UniversrtySStt^SnsIe w spaper Friday, September Campus crowding to continue Anastasia Bannikova Staff Reporter In addition to school to college, incoming freshmen are now faced with another issueovercrowded residence halls. With record breaking enrollment each year, overcrowding in the residence seems to be halls inevitable. "Demographics of people coming to colis lege staggering," Dwayne Allison, Director of Student Life, said. "People just want to come to LHU." With only seven residence halls housing 1,764 students and nearly 136 students in addition to this in need of housing, it was necessary for the housing office to create forms of temporary housing. For example, several study lounges are housing up to six people and 27 triples now exist both at Campus Village and in traditional residence hall rooms. These rooms are designed to house two people and now must accommodate three. According to Allison, temporary housing should Staff On July 11th, the Board of Governors approved a $362 increase in resident undergraduate tuition for the 2002-03 year. The increase will raise tuition to attend any of the state universities to $4,378 per semester or, including room, board, and all required fees, close to $10,000 per year. The only members of the board to 14 oppose the tuition hike were the student members, who were out voted 14-3. Anastasia Bannikova Overcrowding in university housing poses a problem yet again this year. Pictured above is a study lounge in Gross which is shared by four girls. not continue semester. into the spring So how is it determined who is placed in temporary housing? Room assignments for freshmen and new students are determined by the date the entrepreneur, was accused of espionage and put into the Lefortovo prison in downtown Moscow. He "Americans who like to was kept there for 253 be liked, may find it hard days, going through trial to be released. to bear learning that they and waiting "It was like a twilight are very much disliked.. .in Pope said. He many parts of the world." world," described his arrest as surThis quote by Yale's professor Paul Kennedy was a real and unbelievable. "It was a part ofthe big plan," hallmark of the presentation of Edmond Pope, the he said. "It was a political infamous prisoner and a event. It was focused on me; it was focused on you, false spy. United States." Pope, a retired US the While serving in the Navy captain and a State Navy, Pope frequently visCollege resident, spoke ited the Soviet Union to about his captivity and socooperate with scientific called "life" in the Russian and business organizations, prison. On March 26th, pro2000, Pope, an American establishing research grams with a newly developed Russian Federation. It Today's Weather was his 27th visit to Russia when he was accused and arrested in his own hotel room. "I will never come there again," he said, recalling numerous stories of his extended stay. Every item that Pope had with him at the moment of the arrest was believed to be hard eviHigh 80 dence, including his ATM Low 61 card, a Navy retirement ID See weekend weather and even a bottle-opener. "I Page 2 was called the James Bond of America because of the numbers of my ATM card that were ending on 007," Ojraos ..4-5 8 Pope explained, showing . .6-1 spxts....10-12 his scanned documents. Other examples of documents that were confiscated for the trial included Parson's Union Building manuals on Pope's Lock Haven University and bluepyrotechnics Lock Haven, PA 17745 prints of the pyrotechnic Newsroom: (570) 893-2334 rocket that was officially Fax: (570) 893-2644 patented in 1961. Email: When he was stripsearched in prison, the guards took everything but Visit us on the web: his wedding band. Pope said that his cell had solid - The Board also approved a $100 "instructional technology" fee, which will "help to ensure our students have access to the latest technology in a cutting-edge learning environment" said Board Chairman Charles A. Gomulka. The increase in tuition is in response to a $14.2 million reduction in state funding under the budget enacted by Governor Mark Schweiker. Judy Hample, chancellor ofthe state system, explained "With declining state funding and Stephanie Brown/The Eagle Eye admissions office receives the deposit fee. The earlier a deposit fee is paid, the lesser the chance of being placed in temporary housing. Another aspect to consider is new transfer stu- Pope recalls imprisonment Staff Reporter Tuition increase due to decrease in government funding Nick Malawskey moving away from home and making the transition from high walls, and during the trial he was kept in the cage "like an animal." During his presentation, Pope referred to a timeline of his captivity dents. Although LHU housing for incoming freshmen, this is not the case for transfer presidents] could come up with was to cut off transfer students as of May I, 2002," Allison said. locate off campus housing. "The only thing we [admissions office and vice See CROWDING page 2 guarantees to 20, 2002 a difficult economy, our universities have no choice but to look at tuition as a greater percentage of our operating revenue." This 3% funding decrease comes on the heels of a 2001 increase in state funding of only $2 million or .4%. Other located in schools Pennsylvania are also facing a decrease in state aid, most notably Penn State University which had it's aid cut by 3.6% bringing it to $322.6 million for the 2002-03 fiscal year. The 3% funding decrease will lower the 14 state system's school's aid to $457.7 mil- lion. Students who are concerned over this increase should voice their opinions by writing letters, emails, or making phone calls to their local representatives, state representatives, the governor and the Board of Governors, which is in direct control over the tuition rates. All contact information can be found the official through Pennsylvania Government web page: http://www.pennsylvania.c SCC seats filled at meeting ' 1 it ®R'fl \\\\\\m that he drew. The red marks on the chart symbolized food poisoning. He said first he was believed to have cancer that was in remission. But later, it turned up to be an intended food poisoning. The order SBS-—-" Cpt. Think about September 11, 2002; the one-year anniversary. Countries all over the I.IF£Ct -I world joined the United States in a Day of Remembrance. Every community held can■ «j dlelight vigils and prayer sessions. Every major TV. network had daylong coverage of J * the memorial services held in New York, Washington, and Pennsylvania. The day is one «" that is not to be forgotten. The 11th of September is a day that will go down in history. It will join the pages of history books along with Columbus, and Martin Luther King, Jr., and Presidents' Day. If these are acknowledged as national holidays, why shouldn't the day that changed our country, and our world, forever? September 11 should forever be a national holiday. It was a day that affected every person in our nation, whether they knew someone killed in the attacks, or watched the horror unfold on T.V I don't know of one person who did not at least do something that day, even if it was just donating a few dollars to a relief fund drive on campus. "W _____________ 11th ****** — She said P Q "JM flavin fletivities Council Money on Account Offered to Staff, Faculty and Students! Stop in and visit the Eagle Wing Snack Bar Located in the Parson's Union Building Coffee House OPEN MIC NIGHT September 23rd 7-*ni n the PUB Lobby )rive In Movie Paintball Trip September 28th S10- Sign up in At the fee tbcill September 20, 2002 Eagle Eye Page 6 I Pnlfek, \_y Am fl At -* A y—* * ' ~ " I I I—" ■ < ft ft—' ,J _f^_ — and entertainment ft.—j £ ' 1 arts I !* " j A taste of'TheR eal Worl d' Former MTV cast member visits LHU Jessica Savrock Features Editor The Real World is where you are supposed to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting he disappeared for three hours. When he finally returned, he gathered the entire family around the television, even her small brothers and sisters, and popped a VHS tape into the real. And Julie Stouffer stressed that reality TV really isn't all fun and games. Stouffer, a cast member of MTV's The Real World, season nine in New Orleans, spoke on campus Tuesday night. A real down-to-earth, kind of punkrock girl, Stouffer told about her life during and since 'The Real World.' She explained that there were five months of tape, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, all crammed into a 23-episode season. "You can imagine how one-dimensional our characters were," she said. Since it was a reality TV. show, and was supposed to be entertaining, she feels that producers cut down a lot of footage and put in what they wanted to create drama. "I think our cast got along better than any other, but they didn't show it because it's not entertaining," she said. Just getting onto the show was an exhausting process. Over 78,000 people audition for the show each season, and go through five months of auditions, but only seven get on. "I didn't tell anyone that I got accepted," she said. "I signed the contract, and still Stephanie BrownfThe Eagje Eye Above: Julie Stouffer It was an episode of 'The Real World: Hawaii.' And conveniently enough, it was rigged to a scene where Ruthie was naked and drunk in the shower. "So the first I actually talked to them was when they came to visit in New Orleans," she said. However, Stouffer now realizes that she treated her family poorly during her time on the show. "I have learned that blood is thicker than water, and your family is there for you until the end." She now tries to treat the people she loves the best. She also said at many times she felt she was under a microscope. Each cast member has his or her own crew of five people, but were not allowed to have any contact with them until all taping was finished at the end of five months. Cast members had to sign 60-page contracts, and one portion actually said that crew members must be "treated like furniture." She and her roommates even went as far as to nickname the crew members "Ninjas." "They were always crawling around you, trying to get the best shot," she said. Some times, they would run in circles around the room, or take off sprinting down the street, attempting to get out of the camera's view for a few minutes. "We didn't realize that they could get fired if someone from the cast wasn't in the camera frame at all times," she laughed. She had an embarrassing moment with one of the sound technicians, who she admitted she had a major crush on. Since Her mother burst into tears. didn't tell anyone." Her father said, "There is no Finallj on Christmas mornshe wasn't allowed to talk to I ing, two days before she was way on God's green earth will these him until the end of the show, supposed to leave for New have you in Sin City with she thought that it was just her Orleans, she broke the news to people." But she went anyway. little secret. So she finally her family. The show lot of approached him at the cast/crew depicted a "All my little siblings were but before she could prositting around the Christmas tension between Stouffer and party, her family, especially her father. fess her love to him, he told her tree, waiting to open presents, his little secret. but I told my family that I first The reason, she explained, is "Julie," he said to her, "you such short had a big present for them," she because she left on talk in your sleep." notice, and didn't have the said. the to on She continued to listen in chance to talk them She then proceeded to spit horror as he explained that in didfamily phone, because her out the information. their conversations the middle of the night she Her father was so angry that n't want would say some nasty things recorded. If you placec an ad in the Eagle Eye, you would not be reading this right now! t SSa-i _ES__ I __________________________________ _B_____i Bl __H ___0_H ————————————————————————————————————L ____ _____l __—————I ___! ___' - $_1 Dooley 4,000+ students will read it! The Eagle Eye Julie Stouffer of MTV's 'The Real World' signs autographs after her speech Tuesday night. Stouffer starred in the show's ninth season, which was taped in New Orleans. she wanted to do to him. "And I'm supposed to be the good virgin Mormon girl," she said, embarrassed. Another bad thing about being on reality television is that its voyeurism creates "fame without fortune." "Sometimes you need people to protect you," she exclaimed. She also added that she has gotten beat up three times since the show aired. She also got fired from the pizza shop where she worked, because people recognized her, and would crowd the restaurant to talk to her, and caused the owner to lose business. Since starring on MTV, Stouffer has created a "rich portfolio of life" for herself. While she had many great experiences while taping the show, she said the best things in her life have happened since pro- duction ended. She has been involved in many organizations, being a ing into a combination of bad music and Jerry Springer. "If people would turn off their TVs and go spend $3 at their local music venue, a smaller band might make a spokesperson for the TRUTH campaign (an anti-tobacco agency), and the Department of Health's National Abstinence Campaign. "I get to run around the country and tell kids to keep their pants on," she joked. She also recently became involved in a band. The Bunk Bed Incident, in which she plays the drums. She's into the local music scene, and had copies of her band's CD for sale moderate living," she said, after expressing her disgust at the income of some "big name" rock stars, some of whom she says have no personality. If she had the opportunity to go back a few years, would she still choose to go on 'The Real World?' "I don't know if I would go baek on, but I'm definitely glad I did it," she said. I'm happy where I am. For more information on Julie and her band, check out in the PUB. "I may be a hypocrite, but I'm not a big fan of MTV," she said. "They put music out there, and tell you what you should like." She added that MTV is turn- her website at www.planetjulie.com. These percussionists recycle with a bang 9 ■■Hi. _______& \v _____ " ■ ' : _____________________ ■ __l___^^__l IN OUR It's good for business! ___■h._■I ____K^a_ tt"^ ADVERTISE PAPER! ""^ Mr' WKmmWWHSKaWm mm * J _P_B -S^Ba Stephanie Brown/The Eagle Eye Members of Recycled Percussion bang their drums Tuesday night in Price Auditorium. Their mix of tempos and beats kept the ,; crowd entertained, as they made music out of garbage cans and barrels. Nick Malawskey Staff Reporter HAC and the SCC sponsored a performance by the Boston, Percussion Quartet Mass. "Recycled Percussion" Tuesday night. Playing non-traditional percussion instruments ranging from steel pipes and barrels to old oxygen cylinders and plastic tubs, Recycled Percussion's four members mixed in humor with their speedy beats, pausing between beats only long enough to catch their breath or to break into breathtaking and blindingly fast solos. Recycled Percussion opened the set fast and loud, and carried that energy through the entire show. Changing tempo, beats, and "instruments" seemingly easier than most people change their pants, Recycled Percussion was at all times humorous and light, even when playing heavy beats which hit audience members like a slug to their ear loud assaulting bass of Bass Mekanik, it was in all a great show to sec if you enjoy loud high energy drum and bass com- drums. binations. Their music, a self proclaimed "mix of Latin, African, hip hop and rock beats", was just that, a complete ear shattering mix. Ranging from beats that reminded the listener of "Drum Trip" by Rusted Root, the dark beats of Crystal Method, and the The best part of the show and probably the most enjoyed by the audience, was the musical pyrotechnics that were supplied by a pair of grinders on steel barrels The showers of sparks and the noise made off the barrels melted perfectly with the beats t being provided to mix a smooth' industrial beat. This is definitely a show not to be missed if it returns to LHU. For more information, visit the Recycled Percussion web page at www.recycledpercussion.com. You can even sign the page's message board as a few LHU students did. Sep On Survivor' island, a long, long way from paradise v By Jonathan Storm Knight Ridder Newspapers TARUTAO, Thailand - It was June 13. Public boats had stopped running weeks before. Charters took workers and visitors back and forth to this island where "Survivor: Thailand," which premieres Sept. 19 on CBS, was being shot. The light was waning. A band of pigtailed macaques, maybe 30, sat together on the shore, peering through wind-driven rain, bopping one another on the back and head, pointing toward the Andaman Sea and cackling, in monkey-speak, "Do you believe those people?" The waves moved inexorably. The little shuttleboat bounced in them like a rubber ball on a summer sidewalk. The big, wooden, ancient, decrepit floating miracle of a ferry rolled and creaked like a dreaming giant. As each wave passed, one boat would rise and one fall. One second the decks were even, the next, one was 10 feet higher than the other. On her first attempt to transfer from the bouncing ball, the woman before me almost broke her ankle when it caught in the ferry rail. She jumped successfully aboard on her second try. When my turn came, I just dived - splat! - onto the drenched deck. The Thai passengers, returning home after a day of security duty on the spread-out island set, all The Thais are fervent Buddhists who seem to regard death as just the beginning of another goround on the big wheel. On this vessel, young men huddled in the rank passenger compartment. They wore life jackets! We four foreigners didn't know where to get them. A small man scurried frantically around the exposed engine, which chugged spasmodically and belched fumes, tightening this and that with an oily rag. I remembered the legions of little news stories that I'd seen and ignored in my lifetime, "250 lost as ferry sinks." Stories from Bangladesh, Malaysia. Madagascar, bars, you must remove your watch so the animals can't see what time it is, and you are not allowed to eat or drink in front of them. They might get jealous. Prohibited from making eye contact or any sounds that might distract the human guinea pigs, you and 10 or 15 other people stand five feet away, and the Survivors go about their business: gathering water, building shelter, ostentatiously displaying their eye-popping physical attributes, explaining their motivations in unintelligible surferspeak, and cheering on their cohorts in excruciating Southern drawls. Some of the contestants seem pleasantly normal. Most are not. The TV shows are mercifully edited. Actually spending two or three hours with these people, who are desperate for money, desperate for attention, desperby the entire ate to be loved country! is more daunting than any adverse weather, environmental conditions, or bizarre flora and fauna you could imagine in any jungle hell. On Ko Tarutao (Ko means island in Thai), the bugs are so loud I first thought their noise was feedback from a network of loudspeakers set up in late spring for the taping. People in the "Survivor" crew, especially the publicists, who stop at nothing to exaggerate the drama of their show, told all sorts of stories of the danger. Spiders and snakes. Deadly nettles. Menacing wild pigs. The worm that waits in the sand and then shoots up, drills into your foot, and crawls toward your heart, under your skin, like some vision from "The X-Files." My favorite was the 14-foot king cobra, stretched, ditch to ditch, across the road, that made them _ _ stop their Jeep. During three days on the island, I saw some very silly people trying to Outwit, Outplay, Outlast. But I never saw a snake. I never saw a spider. No plant wrapped itself around my leg and started chewing. Nothing crawled into me, and, thanks to Amazonstrength insect repellent, I wasn't even bitten by a mosquito. Besides an angry producer or a double-crossed "Survivor," the mosquito is probably the most dangerous animal on Tarutao, I'd traveled five days and 12,000 miles, and survived a stint with "Survivor," but I wasn't so sure the biggest island (about 100 I'd survive the 15-mile trip back square miles) in a group that is to the mainland. the southwestern outpost of Observing "Survivor" contestThailand. ants in their habitat is like going Devil-may-care Susan Hawk, to the zoo, except there are no the truck driver on the first No Doubt at i The October 14 No Doubt and the Distillers at the University Park, PA has been cancelled due to a sched uling conflict. The band sincerely apologizes for th< inconvenience to fans who purchased tickets. Pleas* read instructions below for ticket refunds. Shows an scheduled nearby in Philadelphia on Oct. 17, Eas Rutherford, NJ on Oct. 23 and Baltimore on October 24 These shows are on sale now, visit the tour page 01 nodoubt.com for ticket information. Those who purchased tickets by credit card will auto matically receive a refund to their credit cards, I Tickets ordered by cash or check must be returned t< the Brvce Jordan Center either in person or by mail. Mail to: No Doubt Refunds 240 Bryce Jordan Center University Park, PA 16802 Refunds will only be issued to the original ticket haser. If paid by check or cash, a University check e issued in two to four weeks. Deadline for refunds Jctober 14. "Survivor" who told cast mate Kelly Wiglesworth she would like to leave her for the vultures, caught dengue (rhymes with Ben-Gay) fever from a mosquito bite. The virus, also known as bone-crusher disease, causes rash, high fever, profuse sweating, uncontrolled vomiting, intense headaches, and excruciating pain in the joints for four days. It is not usually fatal in healthy adults. "I wished I was dead," said Hawk, who had come to Tarutao to cover "Survivor: Thailand" for the TV Guide Channel. I never saw a wild pig, but was in the constant company of a ham. Extra's garrulous Jerry Penacoli was among the band of producers, on-air types and camera and sound people visiting the island to cover the show. I was the only print reporter. We were constantly shepherded by vigilant publicists, eager to get the word out about "Survivor's" wonderful fifth installment, but anxious to make sure nobody discovered any of their little "secrets," such as the supposedly revolutionary way that the teams were selected this time; the palatial digs of executive producer Mark Burnett, removed from the tent city occupied by the horde of underlings that sort of thing. Not that anybody would tell anything to ruin surprises for the viewers. We had already signed our lives away promising not to do that. You don't need dengue fever to sweat profusely on Tarutao, such a remote and jungly place that it was home to a notorious lockup for political prisoners before World War II and was a haven for pirates for centuries before the government turned it into a national park in 1974. Heat and humidity make Bangkok the world's stickiest capital, and it is 500 miles to the north. The humidity never dropped below 85 percent. I rose at 10 minutes after sunrise each day, because of the light, but because the heat in my tent would soar past 90 degrees in that brief time. Once, I awoke at 4:12 a.m. from fitful sleep on a broken cot, and the temperature gauge on my travel clock had fallen to a balmy 81. One producer sweated so much without drinking enough water that her kidneys shut down, and she had to be helicoptered back to civilization. not ; " :* . . ■■ ■ B ____!__" wL\ ______ _____ _- H __________ I p_ _■ _____■ "_______■ ______j__9_____F __k ___L - ,_ _____ mm I9_P__H_ 1 — . 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For more information call 748-6727. and recording PIM is also expected to perform Monday with experimental "baroque pop" songwriter with an open begin will engineer, John Vanderslce, during a Coffeehouse in the PUB lobby. The event micat7 p.m., PIM at 8:30 and conclude with Vanderslice at 9:15. _ " New dance program to begin Kanchan Mahara Staff Reporter If you are interested in dance and ever wished for academic dance courses on campus, there's good news for you. The University has decided to enhance the courses offered to students by adding a dance fac- ulty in the fine arts. Jayme K. Host has been hired to design and develop a curriculum. "I have a syllabus going through the curriculum now. If all goes well, I will be offering three classes in the spring semester," said Host. The syllabus includes Basic Ballet Technique, Beginning Modern Technique and an elective for elementary education majors— for Dance Integration Elementary Education. Each class will be worth three credits. Host is hopeful that all the submitted courses will pass through the curriculum and be offered next semester. "Maybe down the road if the student enrollment in my classes continues to grow, a dance minor is possible very soon," Host said. Currently, the Dance faculty is under the Music and Theater with Honors and Distinction in and Performance Choreography, and Dance History and criticism, she earned a Masters of Fine Arts in Modern Dance from the University of Utah. For the past five years, Host taught at Goucher College and at Carver Center for the Arts and Technology, a High School of arts in performing the Dance The spring dance concert is going to be held on April 11 and 12 at Price Auditorium and will department. as an Assistant feature Host's choreography. Hired The Hip-Hop dance club of Professor Tenure-track position not affiliated with the in credibility has LHU is in Dance, Host of Dance faculty. the dance field. 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Institute for Physical Therapy Education WlDENER UNIVERSITY School ofHuman Service Professions One University Place, Chester, PA 19013 1 88B-WIDENER • www.widener.edu 5 West Main Street Lock Haven (Across from Snbway) ____________ —— —~ Are you having problems with campus W( ■ ,\ Dana Baer "I don't think it's too bad as long as you get here early enough. I see people driving around a lot. I guess it depends on your class time." Mike Jones "I think parking is a prob- "Parking is the worst I've ever seen it. I come to school at 7:45, just to get a spot. I don't even have an 8 o'clock class." lem. I get here early. But, when I leave people always follow me to my car." self in a portable toilet set up in the parking lot. At that moment, a 1,100-pound bull escaped from his handler and charged 400 yards, ramming the toilet but, fortunately, not overturning it. A veterinarian was brought in to tranquilize the beast, and the woman, who was "overcome with terror," came out after A 13-year-old girt in the Central African public drank a concoction prepared by her nt, who practices witchcraft and who conced her it would give her the power to n herself into a cat and cast magic spells. The aunt and her niece were caught seping up on the villa of a presidential ardsman in Bangui. They were still in man form. SURE, IT'S RIGHT HERE, PINHEAD After pilfering goods from a Virginia jartment store, a 17-year-old shoplifter ike free from security guards and ran ay, dropping his cell phone in the process. ! came back a lew hours later to claim the lone and was immediately arrested. \YBE YOUR BOYFRIEND WILL HELP A couple who had been drinking heavily their yacht off the Florida coast got into a ted argument when the wife got a phone from her ex-boyfriend. Police said the husband got so mad that threw her overboard. She was rescued 3r by a passing boater, and the husband s arrested. SO YOU SEE, I HAD A GOOD REASON A man fell asleep at the wheel in Pennsylvania and crashed into a school bus. At his trial on motor vehicle offenses, he explained to the judge that the reason he was so tired was that he had been up all night making counterfeit checks. He was charged with forgery. ........... . DEAR MARIA, I HOPE YOUR CELL IS NICE-..' 1 j ".. ' i A tiusband in Turin, Italy, repeatedly told his wife to stop opening his mail. Alas, to no avail. So he went to court and filed charges against her. If convicted, she could face a year in ISH THISH THE RIGHT PLACE? BURP! A man in Port Byron, N.Y., was convicted of driving a lawnmower while intoxicated, his fifth DWI conviction (but his first on a lawnmower), and was ordered to perform a number of hours of community service. He showed up drunk at his community service job. He was jailed. [, OK! 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This Wttfc!s korostvyts Media Madness r, WE'RE JUST KITTIES, MEEE- Vivacity Insult, Blangily Quantity "o' kindness" Cul-de- - Taylor, in tabloids Sept. 23-29, 2002 Aries (March 21-April 20). Social messages and last-minute changes may cause confusion. Early Tuesday, expect friends or relatives to reverse recent plans. Loved ones will be easily distracted by silly or emotional dramas. Pace yourself and watch for unusual loyalties in group or social relationships. Wait for calm resolution. This is not a good time to take social risks with friends or relatives. After Saturday, long-term payments or new sources of income are highlighted. Stay open. Taurus (April 21-May 20). Family obligations and financial planning may require extra attention over the next few days. After a recent period of waiting or indecision, business action and new money resources will arrive. Before midweek, expect key officials to offer strong guidance or previously denied permissions. Home and financial security are on the rise. Expect loved ones to discuss their dreams, aspirations and goals. Gemini (May 21-June 21). Business communications in the home and new family activities will be strong influences over the next few days. News, messages and long-term financial planning may all require extra attention. After Wednesday, expect relatives or loved ones to become quickly excited by fresh career opportunities or group business ventures. This is an excellent time to set new work or career plans into motion. Don't hold back; it's time for steady progress. Cancer (June 22-July 22). Romantic and family discussions may be emotionally revealing. Early Wednesday, watch for loved ones to challenge your ideas or find fault with social decisions. A subtle clash between friends and relatives may drain your mental energy. Avoid emotional or social conflicts if possible. After Saturday, physical energy and vitality are on the rise. Expect returning health in the areas of digestion, upper chest or lungs. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Business ventures and new financial information will be promising. Late Tuesday morning expect close relatives or friends to offer a unique perspective on possible career opportunities. Stay alert and ask probing questions; there's much to learn. After midweek, watch for loved ones or potential lovers to compete for your attention or ask for more of your time. Respond Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Over the next few days, watch for unusual financial or business news to arrive. Key areas of concern may involve changed partnerships or sudden workplace promotions. Information and private communications will soon increase. Expect to hear and witness rapidly changing business politics. Some Virgos may also encounter new legal contracts or agreements. All is well, so not to worry. Do, however, carefully evaluate time-sensitive documents. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Late Tuesday marks the end of two weeks of miscommunications in romance and social conflict. Expect relatives, friends and lovers to settle outstanding differences or agree to avoid difficult emotional triangles. Key issues may involve an underlying struggle for attention and loyalty. Avoid challenging the romantic or social reasoning of others. After Friday, watch for a sharp rise in family enjoyment and home comfort. Go slow and ask for solid promises. Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Social antics and unusual jokes may be subtle themes this week. At present, friends and loved ones may relieve emotional pressures through humor, new ideas or creative discussions. Join in and let others know that your support will be offered. A recent period of strained relations or financial worries may be leaving your social circle. After Friday, watch for an increase in physical energy, sensuality and emotional vitality. Romantic feelings are returning. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Over the next few days, business routines will subtly change. Watch for work officials and long-term business partners to ask for greater responsibility or influence. All of this actually looks quite promising. Expect new workplace suggestions to be quickly and permanently established. Later this week, a love relationship will intensify. At present, a relative or lover may be expecting a public commitment or key family decision. Respond honestly and trust your own Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 20). Before Wednesday, watch for unusual social complications between friends. Key issues may involve group events, conflicting plans or competing interests. Much ofthis may be a result of past misunderstandings. Expfect long-term emotions and yesterday's history to be key factors. If possible, avoid subtly power struggles or mild disagreements between friends. After Saturday, rest and plan upcoming business strategies. New responsibilities will soon arrive. Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19). Financial restrictions or family discussions involving money may seem ov erwhelming. Although intense, this will be your last few days ofbusiness limitation and paperwork concerns. After Wednesday, many Aquarians begin a fairly long period of increased workplace freedom and new financial resources. This is an excellent time to prepare new work applications or request a revised job description. Later this week, search out tnisted friends. Your advice is needed. Pisces (Feb. 20-March 20). Late Tuesday, be on the lookout for new business ideas and a return of workplace enthusiasm. Recent social differences or annoying power politics in business relationships will no ionger cause delays. For many Pisceans, this week marks the beginning offive months of new growth and positive comments from authority figures. After Saturday, watch for close friends and relatives to request more of your personal time. 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King named new women's basketball coach LOCK HAVEN The athletic department has named Britt King the new head coach of the Bald Eagle basketball program. King comes to Lock Haven after four seasons as the head women's coach at NCAA Division I Fresno State. "We are very pleased that Britt has decided to become a part of the Lock Haven University Athletics program," said Sharon E. Taylor, Lock Haven Director of Athletics. "She brings a wealth of national and international coaching and playing experiences which should have a very positive impact on our basketball team." Head coach Britt King says that her optimism for the upcoming season rests mostly in the positive attitude and openness the Lady Eagle players have towards forging themselves into an improved team. "Our expectations will be to go in and play as hard as we can and win some games," said newly appointed head coach Britt King. "We want to go above our expectations, and not ing a career best 20-6 overall only that, but to have higher mark in 1995. expectations for ourselves than During that season the others have of us." Firebird squad also advanced to During her four-year tenure the NCAA Division II at Fresno Stale, King produced a Tournament, narrowly losing to 39-76 record while playing a Shippcnsburg 87-81 in overtime challenging non-conference in the first round. For her schedule along with competing efforts, King was named the in the Western Athletic- Black Coaches Sports Magazine Conference (WAC). Coach of the Year. Under her guidance five In 1997 she moved on to Bulldogs earned All-WAC honCoppin State College for one ors including the 2001 WAC season where she went 10-18, a Co-Freshman of the Year. A win total that ranked seventh in known recruiter. King's 2001 the program's all-time victory and 2000 freshman classes were list at the time. ranked 53rd and 24th in the A standout post player for nation by the All-Star Girls Providence College averaging 19 points and 11 rebounds durKing's coaching career ing her career from 1982-86, began at American University King was named to the Kodak as a graduate assistant from District 2 All-America team in 1987-1989. 1986, was a two-time All-Big She took over Head East player, and also earned Basketball Coaching duties as Providence's Woman Athlete of well as Senior Woman the Year Award following her Administrator responsibilities at senior year. the University of the District of Following college, King Columbia in September of 1992, played professionally for El remaining on staff until 1997. Masnou Club in Barcelona, At UDC King established a Spain, from August 1986 win-loss record of 64-57 includ- through February 1987. She was a USA Women's National Team Trials participant in 1986 and won a bronze medal with the U.S. Olympic Festival's East team in 1983. Coaching achievements outside of the collegiate ranks include being named an Assistant Coach for the USA Basketball World University Games Team in 1999, accompanying the squad to Madrid, Spain where they went 3-0 before competition in Palma de Mallorca, Spain. King has been a member of the Women Basketball Coaches Association (WBCA) since 1993 including a stint on its Division II Legislative Committee (1994-96). She was the East Region chairperson for the NCAA Division II Basketball Committee from 1994-96, and also earned recognition as a clinician for the NCAA's YES Program in March of 1999. King earned her bachelor's degree in Marketing from Providence College in 1986 and her MBA in Finance from The American University in 1989. JL\\\\ \\\\ ? seven tackles and had three kickoff and three punt returns, for an average of 29.3 and 19 yards, respectively. Two games into the season,, Carey has 10 total tackles and is averaging 20.7 yards on kickoff returns and 15.5 yards on punt returns. J He is ranked second in the PSAC in punt return yardage; and is also second in the conference in all-purpose yardage (142.5 ypg). The Lock Haven University football team (1-1) next travels to Bloomsburg University (1-1) on Saturday, September 21, for, a 1 p.m. kickoff. Field Hockey ranked third - (Lock Haven, Pa.) The field team moved (5-1) hockey up one spot to earn a No. 3-rank- ing in the STX/NFHCA Division II National Coaches Poll as released Tuesday. Shippensburg University (5-0) has taken over the top spot in the coaches poll, followed by Bloomsburg University (5-0). Lock Haven moves into the third slot while Bryant College (5-0) also moves up to take over the fourth spot. Indiana (Pa.) University (7-2) is currently ranked fifth. Lock Haven is now 5-1 after winning three straight road games. Most recently,, the Lady Eagles blanked William Smith College, 3-0,, their fourth shutout victory of, the season. The LHU field hockey, team opened their PSAC season defeating Millersville 7-0 on Wednesday. The Bald Eagles battle non-conference foe SUNYCortland this Saturday at I p.m. on McCollum Field. The team returns to conference play Tuesday, at September 24 Shippensburg. 308 High Lock Haven ■Thursday IOam-2 am Hi H!mm9 (570)893-1772 lOamOam Junior cornerback Rob Carey of the football team, was selected as the Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference (PSAC) Western Division's Defensive Player of the Week for games ending September 15. Carey led Lock Haven's fourth-quarter comeback as the Bald Eagles overcame a 14-0 Kutztown University lead to win, 21-14. Early in the fourth quarter, Carey's efforts began by forcing a KU fumble which LHU recovered at the Kutztown 19-yard line. Two plays later, Carey was inserted into the offensive lineup and hauled in a 16-yard touchdown pass to initiate the 21-point scoring run. Following the Lock Haven safety, Carey returned the free kick 29 yards to the Kutztown 46-yard line to set up the go-ahead touchdown. On Kutztown's final drive of the game, Carey followed up a tackle for loss of six yards by intercepting a pass deep in Lock Haven territory to preserve the victory. In addition to his aforementioned highlights, Carey added with Student ID, order any large one topping pizza and add breadsticks or cheesesticks for $1.99 more Wmm\\ 1 Large One Topping LATE NIGHT SPECIAL 1 Large One Topping Pizza %mW 2 Large One - Carry out or delivery 9 pm-close i valid with any otheroffer Valid only at icipating locations. Customer pays all icabfe sales tax. Additional toppings e: Not valid with any other offer.Valid only at participatinglocations. Customer pays allapplicable sales lax. Additional toppings exlra. jLarge. 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Jared Guest Golden Rams' Jon McGlone Staff Reporter had two goals and teammate Graham recored two The men's soccer team Steven assists. hopes to snap a four-game losLHU scored two late goals ing streak after dropping two Geneva, but came up against games earlier this week. They short. Three goals in the first lost their opening conference half to be enough to win proved game this past Saturday to West for Geneva. Bill Dovas put the Chester 4-0. Then they fell to the scored board 75 Haven on Geneva 3-2 on Tuesday afterminutes into the contest and noon. added another one a few min< The Golden Rams scored utes later. Bob Mazzola and two goals in the first half, allowPaul Maguire split time in the ing them to easily cruise net, each had one save each. towards the victory. WCU(4-1The Bald Eagles (3-5, 0-1) 1) doubled up their shots on travel to PSAC foe Kutztown goal with 18 against the Haven. (5-2-1, 0-0) tomorrow for a Ryan Swailes picked up the noon start. They host Concordia lost in the net, as he allowed all College on Monday at 4 p.m. Bald Eagle Women's Soccer Knight Ridder FORT WORTH, Texas When NCAA president Cedric Dempsey announced his (some say forced) resignation last January, the toughest job in sports became available. Baseball commissioner? No. Coaching the Dallas Cowboys, managing the New York Yankees? Nope. Keeping Mark Cuban seated during Mavericks games? Negatory. Being in charge of the NCAA is tougher than herding cats, more than 1,000 of them. "It's like having that many bosses," said Dempsey, who took over what was then called the executive director's job in 1994. "It's challenging because of the overall size and diversity of the NCAA membership," Big 12 Conference commissioner Kevin Weiberg said. "There is an ongoing need to provide leadership on issues, but you don't really have any power. It's a challenging spot to be in." "If you're talking about hav ing someone go around and make speeches about college athletics, attend fund-raisers and be the front man for the NCAA, that's one thing," former Southeastern Conference commissioner Roy Kramer said. ''When you're talking about trying to build consensus on issues that's where the job becomes difficult." Baker-Parker, an Atlantabased search firm, has interviewed 80 candidates in an effort to narrow the search. The search committee hopes to interview three or four finalists by late October. The new NCAA leader will need to be in place by Jan. 1 when Dempsey's term officially expires. " Despite an annual compensation package estimated at nearly $1 million a year, most o ihe popular choices to succeec Dempsey have said they're no interested. Big Ten Conference Commissioner Jim Delany, sitting presidents Gerald Turner of SMU, Bud Shaw of Syracuse Jnd Donna Shalala of Miam all expressed their lack o League Lock Haven Slippery Rock Shippensburg Edinboro California Clarion IUP Interest. ] Other possible candidates include former U.S. Senator Bil firadley, former Kansas chancellor Gene Budig and Dan Boggan, NCAA senior vice president and chief operating Officer. J No matter who gets the job, that person faces challenges that perplex previous NCAA tjosses, such as Walter Byers (1951-87) and Dick Shultz (1987-94). ; For one thing, the bottom line has swollen. The NCAA's operating budget for the coming year will be more than $422 million, a $75 million increase over last year's budget. The boost comes from the first year of the 11-year, $6 billion television contract with CBS and the NCAA for ItSPN didn't &U yon can eat Spaghetti ouiV 2-0 1-0 1-0 0-0-1 0-1 0-1 0-2 PSAC Standings PSAC Standings 5-0 5-0 5-2 2-3-1 4-1 2-3 3-2 League IUP Slippery Rock Bloomsburg Kutztown 2-1 Saturday West Chester at Edinboro IUP at E. Stroudsburg Kutztown at Clarion Millersville at California Lock Haven at Philadelphia University Adelphi University at Bloomsburg Shippensburg at New York Tech structure, the executive commit- 3-2-1 2-0 1-0 0-0 0-0 0-1 5- 1-1 6-0 4- 0 5-2-1 3-1 Slippery Rock 7"2 0-3 Lock Haven Overall East 6-1 1-4 5-0 3-3 3-4 West Chester Bloomsburg E. Stroudsburg Kutztown Millersville Saturday Kutatown at Slippery Rock Franklin Pierce at Shippensburg E. Stroudsburg at Rowan Longwood at Millersville SUNY- Cortland at Lock Haven 2-3-1 E. Stroudsburg 2-3-1 West Chester 0-4 Mansfield* �Inaugural season-not eligible for PSAC Edinboro at Tiffin Glenville St. at Clarion W. Virginia Wesleyan at California New Haven at IUP West Chester at Delaware 0-0 0-0 0-1 0-1 1-0 1-0 0-0 0-1 0-2 E. Stroudsburg Mansfield 5-1-1 League 5-0 East Bloomsburg 1-0 1-0 1-0 0-0-1 Overall 1-0 1-0 1-1 0-1 Shippensburg Lock Haven Millersville tee expects more _ Men's Soccer Overall Tournament and other championship events. And during Dempsey's watch, his job description and title changed. Five years ago, the NCAA changed its governance system. Instead of one school, one vote PSAC Standings to decide legislative matters at an annual January convention, Overall League several committees now run the California Edinboro NCAA. At the top is the executive committee, which is made IUP up of school presidents. " I Clarion think what has frustrated Cedric Lock Haven Slippery Rock is the reorganization ofthe govShippensburg ernance structure," said Fred Jacoby, former commissioner of East the Southwest Conference and E. Stroudsburg currently the commissioner of Bloomsburg the Lone Star Conference. "You Kutztown have the tug and pull between Mansfield West Chester the athletic interests, representCheyney ed by coaches and athletic direcMillersville tors, and the presidents, who don't want to appear weak." Saturday During his tenure, Dempsey Lock Haven at Bloomsburg tried to lead on legislative agenFairmount St. at Slippery Rock das ranging from deregulating Cheyney at West Liberty Westminster at Mansfield NCAA rules to amateurism to Shepherd at E. Stroudsburg commercialization to cost conShippensburg at Kutztown tainment to academic integrity. leadership out of the president's role without giving any power to lead," Dempsey said. "I found myself leading and having no one following. The membership sees the primary responsibility ofthe NCAA as one of service, not leadership. "It's difficult at the institutional level to see what's best for the majority compared to what is best for that institution. That's never been more evident." "Many of us in the membership found it difficult to figure out the priorities of Cedric's administration," Weiberg said. "I think Ced will be known as someone who raised a lot of important issues, but will probably be best known for negotiating a $6 billion deal with CBS." Other than the three weeks in March when it runs the lucrative NCAA Tournament, the NCAA has little say in college athletics. Member schools pass the rules administered. Its enforcement staff, which investigates alleged and reported infractions, has been understaffed and inexperienced since Dempsey decided to move the national headquarters from metropolitan Kansas City to Indianapolis in 1997. Since the 1984 Supreme Court ruling that stripped the NCAA's control ofcollege football telecasts, the NCAA has had little more than rubberstamp authority over football. "The NCAA does not control two of the most important components of intercollegiate athletics: football television and the operation of the football bowl system," SMU's Turner said. "The Bowl Championship Series schools are now dictating the direction of intercollegiate football. If the NCAA is to be the association of institutions for the coordination of intercollegiate competitions, there is going to have to be a resolution of the football TV and bowl question." Field Hockey PSAC Standings NCAA searching for new president Wendell Barnhouse Scoreboard Saturday Lock Haven at Kutztown Millersville at California Shippensburg at New York Tech Bloomsburg at Mercy C.W. Post at Slippery Rock E. Stroudsburg at Dow I ing Sunday Kutztown at Mercyhurst IUP vs. St. Anselm at Mercyhurst Longwood at Bloomsburg Franklin Pierce at Mansfield Sunday Wheeling Jesuit at Slippery Rock C.W. Post at California Cross Country Volleyball East Region PSAC Standings Men's 9-0 5-4 4-5 10-2 5-4 1-9 Clarion Slippery Rock Edinboro IUP California Lock Haven 1. Millersville 2. Shippensburg 3. Edinboro 4. Wheeling Jesuit 5. Kutztown 6. Lock Haven 7. IUP 8. Bloomsburg 9. Alderson Broaddus 10. W. Virginia Wesleyan East West Chester Kutztown E. Stroudsburg Millersville Shippensburg Cheyney Women's 1. IUP 2. Clarion 3. Kutztown Friday & Saturday at Millersville Stroudsburg E. (Dutch Country Spiketacular Classic) 4. Millersville 5. Bloomsburg 6. Edinboro 7. Shippensburg 8. Wheeling Jesuit 9. W. Virginia Wesleyan Saturday Edinboro at Lock Haven Clarion at IUP at Slippery Rock Cheyney at West Chester Kutztown at Shippensburg 10. Slippery Rock LHU boxing champions given congressional honors Jon Parrish Eagle Eye Columnist Lock Haven University's three, 2001 National Collegiate Boxing Association (NCBA) congressional Pennsylvania honors. Seniors, Charles C. "Chuck" Mussachio, 175 lbs., senior Comanche Garcia, 139 lbs., and junior John R. Stout, 125 lbs., received Senate of Pennsylvania congratulations from Senator Jake Corman and Pa House of Representatives citations from State Representative Mike Hanna. SCC President Ronald Strickler Jr. made the presentation on behalf of Senator Corman and Representative The NCAA and its leader often find itself as the lightning rod for controversy. In August, the search firm in charge of putting together a list of candidates announced that it had interviewed 80 people. The next day, the Black Coaches Association expressed its displeasure that the search firm had not contacted the BCA about possible minority candidates. "We have a diverse group in terms of ethnicity, gender and Tulsa said experience," President Bob Lawless, chairman of the five-member search committee that includes two white men, two women and an Weiberg believes that the NCAA leader needs experience in federal government in order to seek some relief from Congress in several areas. Jacoby says the new boss needs a vision for the next 10 Athletic Western years. next Hanna Wednesday on campus. Mussachio, an elementary from major education Wildwood Crest, N.J. is a threetime Eastern Collegiate Boxing Association (ECBA) champion and two-time national runner-up as well as two-time national Mussachio record champ. stands at an impressive 29-6. Garcia, a social work major posted a record of 23-11 during his years on the team along with two national championships and one third place national ranking. Stout, a Lock Haven native majoring in secondary education-history is a three-time ECBA champ and 2000 NCBA silver medallist. Stout is the current LHU Boxing team captain and possesses an outstanding 23-3 career record. Mussachio, Garcia, and Conference commissioner Karl Benson says someone with experience in athletics; higher education, politics and the business world would be a good fit. "All in all, it's a tough job," said Turner, one of the finalists for the job when Dempsey was hired in 1994. "The NCAA president does not have a clear constituency on which to depend. The presidents of the individual universities making up his board of directors have much stronger allegiances to the issues of their individual campuses. As a result, it is a job with a lot of pressure and few friends." UC to all Bald Eagle Sports !!! Stout became the 20th, 21st, and 22nd Bald Eagles to be crown NCBA champion The boxing club will open the 2002-2003 season at the Richmond, Va Classic on November 11. Stout will box in the featured bout. o you know how to use the Internet? If you do, check out LHUeagleye. com for all of your LHU news and information. Volleyball blanked at Findlay Classic - St. Joseph's (Ind.) College. LOCK HAVEN The volleyAmanda Snyder paced the ball team (1-8) went 0-4 at this past weekend's Findlay Classic. offense on Friday, totaling 16 On Friday evening, the Lady kills in both games. On Saturday, it was sophoEagles fell to Wheeling Jesuit University, 3-0 (18-30, 20-30, more outside hitter Patty Oslislo who posted 20 successful 19-30), and the host team University of Findlay, 3-0 (28- attack attempts. Freshman setter Kelly 30, 22-30, 18-30). Saturday's matches included Kostelich had 92 assists while sophomore defensive specialist a loss to Wayne State, 3-1 (22Wengerter tallied 67 digs. a Kelly 20-30), and 30-18, 16-30, 30, 3-0(16-30,26-30, 33-35) loss to - Fraternities ~ Sororities Clubs Student Groups Earn $1,000-$2,000 this semester with a proven CampusFundraiser 3 hour fundraising event. Our Programs make fundraising easy with no risks. Fundraising dates are filing quickly, so get with the program! It works. Contact CampusFundraiser at (888)-923-3238, or visit www. INSIDE LHU hires new Women's Basketball Snorts""'" Coach page 10 Gridders stage comeback to defeat Kutztown JoEUen Chesnut Staff Reporter After remaining scoreless for three quarters, Lock Haven used a 21-point fourth quarter to muscle their way past Kutztown, 21-14, at home Saturday afternoon. The Bald Eagles haven't been able to defeat the Golden Bears since 1993, when they won 52-30. "We knew going into the game that we could win if we executed," said Coach Mark Luther. "Games the last couple of years have been close and we could have won them if we took advantage of*some opportunities." Following a scoreless first quarter, Kutztown earned the first points of the game early in the second. A one-yard run by Rob Flowers earned the Golden Bears six, and the extra point kick was good to put Kutztown up 7-0. The third quarter was uneventful as the two teams held each other scoreless for the second period of the game. At the beginning of the fourth, the Golden . Bears' Flowers shot a 15yard pass to Trevor Smith to • add to their lead, and the extra point put them up 14-0. Then ! ock Haven's offense to;>k control. After recovering Kutztown tumble, Rob Carey scored yard run. (>n i t> 14- h. Photo courtesy of Sports Information LHU DB Rob Carey moves up the field. - O■ _g ! rj .* Hv The field hockey team (5-1) moved up to No. 3 in the nation after scoring three shutout victories in this week's play, defeating Millersville University, William Smith College and Mansfield University. In their home opener, the Bald Eagles were able to out shoot and out score their PSAC competitors from Millersville on Wednesday at Charlotte Smith Field, defeating them 7-0. Senior Erika Grap started off all scoring from a pass from Nikki Sweger in the fourth minute ofthe game. Both Jen DeNault and Sweger connected off passes from Grap to round out the first half. Janelle Ebaugh led the second half of scoring, connecting on two penalty corners. Other scorers in the ■■■ ■ Due to a 15-yard penalty, the extra point failed and the scored was 14-6 Kutztown. "There is usually one play in a game that gets the team rolling. The fumble caused by Rob Carey early in the fourth quarter inside the 20-yard line put us in position to score. That play was the one that got us going," said Coach Luther. Two plays later, Tim Storino hit Marcus Burkley and Burkley raced 80 yards for a touchdown, bringing the score to 14-12 when the extra point failed. This touchdown was closely followed by a safety on Kutztown to tie the score at 14-14. The second half included Katie Stewartz, who scored her first goal of the season, and Courtney Deiner. Melissa Stubblefield scored her fourth shutout victory in goal for the Haven, tallying five saves. Millersville's Amber Elias recorded 11 saves and allowed seven. LHU WSC 3 0 The Haven defeated William Smith College on Sunday, scoring their third straight road victory. Scoring for the Haven were DeNault and Grap (2). The Bald Eagles shot eleven shots on goal to William Smith's three. "William Smith is a very strong Division III school," said head coach Pat Rudy. "In the second half we really took control of the midfield. We had a very good passing game that day." LHU MU LHU's Fonati Ward fights for ball control during Wednesday's game. % Today IMHbB Wi HI M Ml £a? M 2|gK Scheduled » ii i inn h iii University p.m. *$&J IlllSai: i JufiSw I ■ MS-@Kutztown 12 noon MM HW ■HBBJnn-Kdmhor..3p.m. FHSl 9HR I *.',., I■ Bloomsburg p.m. SBBHb JHjHHcC-@> Edinboro 10:301 a m. M B VII.VeiUS AO Sal, Sept. 21 l w WLm Wki 1 IbrTkiHM UV mi — mm ■ - Photo courtesy of Sports information comeback over Kutztown last Saturday. The LHU football team celebrates their fourth Photo courtesy of Sports Information iiJB * J mm Iron m Er*%'> kick following the safety was returned 29 yards into Kutztown territory. This helped get the Bald Eagles into position for a 15-yard pass to John Caldwell, and that pass with a good point after gave Lock Haven the 2114 lead and their first win of the season. "I feel we needed to prove ourselves by beating Kutztown right off the bat this season," said redshirt Freshman John Smeltzer. "Now that we have confidence, we're putting all of our focus on Bloomsburg to prove that we're not just a fluke." The football team will travel to Bloomsburg this weekend looking for another victory. Field Hockey dominates with three straight shutouts Suzanne McCombie Editor in Chief if *M Sun, Sept. 22 2 0 , Scheduled i i IP" "Mansfield's goalie just shut us down." Working as a team has been a big issue for the young team, and it has been coming together for them lately. "It was more challenging to get the team to work together this year," Rudy said. "Even though we are young and inexperienced, we are very talented. I think we can match anybody's talent this year." Next, field hockey takes in SUNY-Cortland at home, Saturday at 1 p.m. —————— - |.ms Concordia ■.College H aaaaaaaH - ■. ■■ » LHU Defensive End Nathan Eck tackles Kutztown rusher Atiba Kenyatta in the Bald Eagles upsel wlH tivtlr the Golden Bears. Women's soccer opens PSAC play LHU WCU mmm WW Photo of Information LHU midfielder Kristi Ward dribbles the ball against West Chester on Saturday. ance at either of the two Scott Evans games. Sports Editor 1 0 The Bald Eagles out shot the Golden Rams 18-9 and LHU goalkeeper Heather Ireland notched five saves. The Bald Eagles then traveled west to Indiana on Tuesday resulting in another 1-0 victory. The one goal of the game came in the 25th minute when Bald Eagle defender Danielle Smith found forward Brooke Rangi around the 18-yard box for the eventual game winner. LHU IUP 1 0 r "The team came out very unmotivated, unorganized and had difficulty keeping the ball on the ground," said Champ. "The game was not our best effort and I'm still looking for the team to play at their full potential." The Bald Eagles will travel to Philadelphia University on Saturday for game at 1 "The team had a hard The fifth ranked time controlling the not pass women's soccer team game and did began PSAC conference the ball well," Champ play on Saturday defeating said. "The team played West Chester 1-0 at McCollum Field and West below their potential, to Division rival IUP 1-0 on and were fortunate come out with victoTuesday at Indiana. Although the Bald ries." The team returns home Bald Eagles' midEagles defeated both of to play Concordia fielder Monday Kristi Ward their conference foes, first at 2 p.m.and College game winner year coach Shannon scored the Wednesday West when Edinboro Chester Champ was not pleased against town unassisted the 23rd rides into for a 4 p.m. in with the team's performshowdown. minute. Mon, Sept. 23 iaBBBBBawJ ■ •WS - Concordia 9 ■college 2 p.m. m)lSL Photo courtesy of Sports Information stops. "We were really frustrated," said head coach Pat Rudy who is in her seventh year at the reigns. 8HR ■ i ' W Fonati Ward came off the bench late in the second half to score the winning goals for the Haven on Saturday against Mansfield. The goals were Ward's first of the season. The Bald Eagles were able to get off 42 shots on goal, but could only connect for two. 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