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11, Volume 55

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April calls

attention
to sexual
assault
Sumer Buttorff
Eagle Eye Staff Reporter

In light of April's desas
Sexual
ignation
Month,
Assault
the
Clinton County Women's
Center urges college students to help themselves
and others avoid being
victims to the grossly
under-reported crime.
statistics
Although
low
reveal
occurrences of
sexual assault, experts
say only a "relative few"
are reported to authorities."
"The majority of
cases are not reported,"
Brimmer,
Women's Center volunteer, said. "People feel

they are alone because
nobody else reports it."
A 2001 report by the
National Institute for
Justice showed 3 percent
of college women nationwide have been victims
of an attempted rape during one school year. Only

5 percent ofthese women
reported the crime.
LHU statistics reveal
a clean record of zero
incidents during the last
four years documented.
"Our record of not
having reported sexual
assaults is a tribute to the
students in our University

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"I sincerely hope that
students take every precaution to prevent such a
happening," Koch said.
"Friends need to also be
as concerned about those
they care about and try
and help someone before
an assault occurs."

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McGary. Because Delayers
must be certified by the staff
of the recreation center, the
climbing wall operates on
more restrictive hours:
Monday through Friday
from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. and 5
p.m. to 8 p.m., and Saturday
and Sunday from 12 p.m. to
3 p.m. and 5 p.m. to 8 p.m.
In order to use the recre-

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Following an informative two-day open house,
the Student Recreation
Center officially opened for
business Wednesday at 7
a.m. Eager to utilize the
new facilities, students
arrived early and waited at
the doors, with more than ation center students must
600 people visiting the present student ID each time
recreation center on the of access and complete a
medical history release
opening day.
According to Student form. There are no costs
Recreation Center Director required of students, yet
Chris McGary, students and equipment can be rented for
faculty were amazed and a fee. Climbing shoes and
excited about the final realother such accessories are
ization of a fitness center available to users, but not
long in the planning stages. necessary.
The facility contains an
Although exterior conelevated track, three racstruction of the building and
quetball courts, an exercise landscaping will possibly
and dance room, a weight continue into May, the
room, three multipurpose ongoing work will not hincourts and a fitness area
der access or use of the stuequipped with various car-

diovascular
These areas

machines.

are open
Monday through Thursday
from 7 a.m. to 11 p.m.,
Friday from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m.,
and Saturday and Sunday
from 12 p.m. to 9 p.m.
Late arrival of equipment has delayed the open-

ing of the climbing wall, yet
it is expected to be ready for
use on Sunday, said

dentrecreation center.
Initially McGary has
designed a schedule designating activities, courts, and
usage times in the multipurpose area in order to control
use and evaluate student

interests. The schedule is
operating on a trial and error
system and is subject to
change based on usage patterns.

"We've had some con-

Marc Rayman/The Eagle Eye

A student pumps iron at the new student recreational center. The center features three
basketball courts, a climbing wall, weight room and aerobic center and an indoor track.
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and time allocation, so
we're doing this to help
things run more smoothly,"
said McGary. "Everything
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Godspell will be in the mainstage theatre tonight, tomorrow and
April 19-21 at 8 p.m. Check the Eagle Eye online this weekend
for a review and more information.

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community,"

President of AcademicAffairs, Linda Koch, said.
"I encourage all students
to help each other so that
no one will be victimized
and experience the traumatizing effect of sexual
assault."
Because 85 percent of
sexual assaults on female
college students are by
acquaintance it is important students make themselves conscious
of
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Phil,' are a sure sign of Spring as they study on the Russell Hall
lawn. Following a weekend of snow, temperatures hit the mid
60s this week and are expected to reach the 70s next week.

the recreation center that
will address the issue and
hopes to establish guidelines
by the end of the spring
semester.

"It was understood from
the beginning when the referendum was put out that
the athletic teams wouldn't
be using the facility," said

es not to impea
Scott Evans
Eagle Eye Staff

in black and white," said
Henry.
Other senators defending the five stated that
they had a conflict of
schedules and were unable
to attend the SCC and
committee meetings. One
ofthe five is student teaching and is not in the Lock
Haven area any more.
"You're impeaching
five people at the second
to last meeting to make an
example of them. It was
gone about the wrong
way," said Senator George

McGary.

"Individual ath-

letes from the athletic teams
of course have access, but
the teams cannot hold practice here."
Pamphlets outlining the

basic policies and procedures of the recreation center are available at the front
desk and in the PUB.

senators
made on five people when
every senator has been

guilty of missing at least
At the second to last
one meeting or office
meeting of the Lock
hour.
Haven University Student
Henry reminded everyCouncil
Cooperative
one that the five were tar(SCC), the senate overgeted for missing all three
whelmingly rejected a bill
commitments, not just one
calling for the impeachinfraction. She also stated
ment of five senators.
that as senators, they must
The
senate
also
represent
their
conapproved a club constitustituents.
tion and heard brief com"If they're not here (in
ments on the opening of
meetings) then how are
the new Recreation Center
they doing that, and why
The bill constructed
should they hold the title
and presented by the SCC Sigle.
of senator," Henry said.
Ways
and
Means
Another senator asked
Committee called for the how judgments could be
See SCC
removal of five senators
for neglecting to perform
their duties as senator.
Senators Mac Pyle, Mark
Fritz, Aaron Stehman,
Josh Miller, and Jess
Sedlack were named as the
five senators who did not
execute their responsibilities.
All senators must
attend every SCC meeting,
or provide an excuse for
absence prior to the meeting. They also must serve
and attend the meetings of
two SCC-funded clubs or
organizations, and serve at
least one office hour per
week in the SCC office.
According to Senator
Betsy Henry, spokesperson for the bill, all five
were notified of their possible removal, yet none
Marc Rayman/The Eagle Eye
were
at
present
Wednesday's meeting.
"You have a responsiJason Fitzgerald listens as students
bility as senator, it's listed debate over SCC senator responsiblities.

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April 12, 2002

Eagle Eye

Dorms will be smoke free Trumbauer gives finacial history of rec center construction
LOCK
HAVEN- Health Association conBeginning in the Fall of curs with a total non2002, all residence hall smoking residence hall
rooms and apartments at environment in its most
Lock Haven University of recent position statement
recommending that colPennsylvania will be nonMany factors leges and universities prosmoking.
have been considered in hibit smoking in all resihalls
including
the formulation of this dence
shared and private rooms.
decision.
Fire safety also is an
For the past two years,
issue.
a Quality of Life Survey
The University is
was answered by at least currently refurbishing the
77% of on-campus stu- residence halls with smoke
dents. Both years, more detectors and sprinkler
than 60% of students said systems and must elimithey want the residence nate all potential for fire
halls to be totally smoke hazards.
Candles
and
free.
incense are banned in the
The University is conresidence halls; therefore,
cerned about students' it makes sense that cigahealth.
More and more rettes be banned also.
For more information
new residents report respion this decision, please
ratory problems and allergies related to second hand contact Dwayne Allison,
director of Student Life at
cigarette smoke.
The American College 893-2319.

World Record Sunday April 21!
Campus ministries is sponsoring a
multi-sport event at Jack Stadium. Events
begin at 1 p.m. and finals in the events are
at 5 p.m. Some events include a frisbee
distance toss, an accuracy soccer kick and
the worlds largest volleyball game.

shall serve as an arena for people interested in the latino cul-

From SCC Page 1

ture.

SCC Vice President Craig
Miller stated that if the senators
in question were aware of a conflict in schedule, they could
have easily filled out a letter of
resignation.
As it stands, the bill was
rejected and the five senators
will remain senators at the present time.
SCC did approve the constitution and by-laws of the
Student Association of Latinos
Americano,
Sabor
Con
S.A.L.S.A. The organization

SCC
Nick
Treasurer
Trumbauer gave the senate some
history on the steps it took to
have a student recreation center
at LHU.
According to
Trumbauer, in 1995, students
approved a $50,000 referendum
to build a recreation center.
In 1996 though, a similar
was
opposed
referendum
because students would be paying for the center three years
prior to its completion.
Then in 1998, a referendum
passed for the construction of

Alcohol increases risk of rape
From Assault Page 1
The risk of rape increases
when alcohol is added to the
mix,students need to recog-

nize that this makes one more
vulnerable and less alert in
potentially dangerous situations.
If you are assaulted, go to
the emergency room immediately without eating, drinking,
changing clothes, bathing or
going to the bathroom. This
will preserve evidence in the

case you may want to press
charges.
Seeking medical
attention is also necessary to
evaluate external or internal
injuries. The infirmary staff is
also trained in collecting
physical evidence, which can
be used to establish criminal
charges. If you are sexually
assaulted it is not required by
law that you report the crime.
Your hospital visit is entirely
confidential as is counseling
at the Women's Center. For
more information you can
contact the Clinton County
Women's Center at 748-9509.

Don't forget to fill out the Eagle Eye
application!!!

the recreation center with students footing the bill after it was
completed.
The completed Rec Center
adjacent to the PUB parking lot
saw over 600 students walking
through its doors on Wednesday,
it's first day of operation.
The $7 million facility was
paid for by a 40-year bond taken
out
by LHU from the
Commonwealth with a five percent interest rate.
Now that the center is finished, students can now expect
reimbursing
to
the
be
Commonwealth by way of a $25
fee on their student billing this

In the fall, that rate will jump
to $99 and

will increase three

percent every semester until
year 27 of the loan, where students will pay $200 and the figure will then go down.

Money for repairs to the
facility, and new equipment for
the facility had already been figured into the cost, so students
will not be charged extra when
something happens at the center.
The final SCC meeting of
the year will be held on
Wednesday April 24, 2002 at 7
p.m. in the PUB Meeting Room

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Greek Week
Saturday, April 13
Airband
Price Auditorium, 2 p.m.

Sunday, April 14
West Branch, 12 p.m.-1:30 p.m.

Tuesday, April 16
Basketball
Zimmerli, 7:30 p.m.

All posit ion are paid

The Sisters of the Alpha Rho chapter of Sigma
Sigma Sigma will be holding a luncheon on
April 20th celebrating the sorority's 104th
anniversary. The Founders Day Chairman is
taken reservations at 893-3921. All area Tri
Sigma collegians and Alumnae are invited to

Applications arc due by April 16

Friday, April 19

For more information contact Shawn Shanley at

Track and Field
Jack Stadium, 6 p.m.

the Eagle Eagle x2234 or send a message to
lhiieaglcyc@hotmail.com

§CC Senator of the Week
by Scott

attend.
The Inter Fraternity Council (IFC) is hosting an
airsoft paintball rush for interested males wanting to learn more about Greek life. The registration deadline is April 18. The rush will be held
on April 28 at Extreme Adventures Games from
1-3 p.m. The cost is $10 per person. Contact
Ryan Thayer at rthayer@lhup.edu for more
information.

This week's SCC Senator
of the Week is Speaker of the

Senate

Jason

Fitzgerald.

Fitzgerald is a
sophomore from

also said that the SCC makes
important decisions that directly effect the students
and they should be
aware ofthat.
On a national

Jersey Shore and

GREEK NEWS

Outside
of
SCC, Fitgerald is a
member the NRA,
Ducks Unlimited
and is a member of
the Republican Party.

Think before
you drink

The numbers show that when young people and
alcohol mix, there are deadly consequences. Most
teenage deaths are associated with alcohol.
Partnership for a Drug-Free America found that more
than 6,000 died in alcohol-related traffic accidents in
1995. Ironically, alcoholic beverages most associated
with "happy hour.. have a host of other very unhappy
results, such as alcoholism, other drug use, and
alcohol poisoning.

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younger and more frequently than previous years,
often beginning around the age of 13. The average
number of alcoholic drinks consumed among college
students is 5, according to a recent survey. Among
those under 21, it is 5.5 drinks, and among those 21
and older, it is 4.2 drinks.

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This week
in history
April 12,
1975: Mrs.
Helen Farr
Sloan, widow
of the celebrated painter
John Sloan
spoke on the
opening of
the Sloan fine
arts center.
Later that
week the center was filled
with the late
Sloan's artwork and was
displayed to
the students.

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Speakers to present medical education program in the PUB
LOCK HAVEN--A Continuing
Medical Education (CME) program for physicians, physician
assistants and nurse practitioners will be held on Wednesday,
May 1, 2002 from 11:30 a.m. to
4:00 p.m. in the Parsons
Student Union Building (PUB)
Conference Room 2 at Lock
Haven
of
University
Pennsylvania.
The Category 1 four-hour
event is sponsored by the
University Physician Assistant
Program and Geisinger Health
System.

The event will feature four
distinguished speakers as well
as exhibitors from the pharmaceutical industry. The tuition
for this program has been
underwritten by event supporters and the Lock Haven
University Foundation.

Dr. Timothy J. McCloskey,
D.O., a specialist in pediatrics
and allergies from Susquehanna
Health System, will present,
"Management of Asthma and
Allergic Diseases During
Pregnancy." His presentation is
supported by Jennifer Noviello
from exhibitor AstraZeneca.
Dr. Roger J. Cadieux, M.D.
and clinical professor of
at
The
Psychology
Pennsylvania State University
who specializes in adult and
geriatric psychiatry, will present, "Adult and Geriatric
Psychiatry." His presentation is
supported by Chad Home from
exhibitor Pfizer, Alta Division.
Dr. Joseph P. Bering, Jr.,
M.D., a specialist in cardiovascular disease from Susquehanna
Health System, will present,
A New
"Beta Blockade:

Paradigm in the Treatment of
Heart Failure." His presentation is supported by Angie
Koch also from AstraZeneca.
Dr. Victor Marks, M.D., a
specialist in Mohs Surgery from
Geisinger Health System, will
present, "Service Excellence
for Health Care Providers."
Upon completing the educational program, participants
will describe the current recommendations for the management
of asthma in the pregnant
patient; describe the indications
for using Beta Blockage in congestive heart failure; discuss the
current management of depression in the adult and geriatric
patient; describe the importance
of a service minded approach to
patient care.
In addition to AstraZeneca
and Pfizer, Alta Division,

Merck & Co., Inc. also will
exhibit.
Geisinger Health System,
accredited by the Pennsylvania
Medical Society to sponsor
continuing medical education
for physicians, designates this
program for a maximum offour
hours of Category 1 credit
toward the AMA Physicians
Recognition Award and the
Pennsylvania Medical Society
requirement.
membership
of
and
certificates
Receipts
be
issued
for
attendance will
Attendance
each course.
be
for the conkept
records will
of
the
participants.
venience
The registration deadline is
April 15. To register for the
program or for directions to the
University PUB, please call
Lori Beers at (570) 893-2540 or
email her at Lbeers@lhup.edu.

Several cadets head to National Advanced Leadership Camp
HAVEN--The Lock
Haven Soaring Eagle Battalion
is proud to announce that several cadets of our illustrious unit
will be attending National
Advanced Leadership Camp
(NALC) and Leader's Training
Course (LTC) during the summer months.
Both of these camps are
jammed packed with vigorous
Army training, such as a gruel-

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physically demanding Obstacle
Course, and many other intensive events which will test the
cadet's ability to push their

physical, mental, emotional
stamina and leadership abilities,
The camp's mission is to
train these cadets to not only
execute the basic functions of
soldiers, but also to enhance
their leadership skills.
These cadets will be placed
in leadership positions at their
camp, and will be expected to
properly conduct the duties of
their position in accordance
with army leadership standards.
These camps are certainly
not like weekend camping trips.
These cadets will be faced with
obstacles and responsibilities
unlike anything they have ever

experienced before. Some will
be placed in a position where
they will be personally responsible for the well being of 30-45
people under their command.
They will be responsible for
every aspect of their daily routine like where and when their
troops eat, sleep and conduct
training, just to name a few
examples.
These cadets have a huge
responsibility before them, so
lets wish Cadets Carrie
Arthur Becker,
Dodd,
Josh Herr,
Adrienne
Comanche Garcia, Michael
Donnarumma, Nathan Svencer,

and Colin Urie the best of luck.

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board for the fall
This year, formal elections were unnecessary as none of
the offices had opposing candidates. A few more current
RHA members were nominated for executive board positions, but declined nominations.
The new executive board will consist of:
President Kelly Trone
Vice President Melissa Bish
Secretary - Arthur Becker
Treasurers ~ Rob DeGeorge and Matt Carr
Equipment managers - Chris El Nahal and Robert Benton
Public Relations Kristina Pestridge
Historian Kristine Ferguson
SCC liason Justin Seitz
NCC liason - Catherine Dimotsis
RHA is holding a blood drive on April 18 in the PUB.
The Club Haven Dance will be on April 19, from 9 p.m. to
1 a.m. AH are welcome to attend.
Finally, on Sunday, April 28, RHA will be hosting
"Hillapolooza." There will be several bands performing at
the event, including Lock Haven favorite, Midnight Special.
Other events will also be taking place.

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breast cancer awareness
New regulations censor Internet radio Art exhibit addressesfeatured
speakers: Pennsylvania," is sponsored by
Internet radio gives listeners
access to what was once
unreachable: pure '80s mixes,
foreign language channels, distant hometown shows. Yet if
new copyright office regulations are implemented, many
U.S.-based Webcasters will
have to shut down before June.
The requirements include
new royalty payments and elaborate reporting requirements.
WMUC adviser Stephen Gnadt
said he is still examining
whether or not the new requirements will affect the campus
station. If they do, the station's
budget might change drastically.
At a time when WMUC
plans to increase its number of
audio streams, WMUC DJ and
Web Manager Mai'Nguyen
said she and other jockeys
would have to work harder just
to fulfill the new requirements
to keep the station Webcasting.
The fees and regulations
have generated widespread
concern over the future of
Internet radio. Bill Rose, a vice
president at Arbitron Inc.,
wrote letters to Congress on
behalf of the company, the
largest researcher of radio ratings and business.
"The impact of these fees
will dramatically reduce the
consumer's choice of streaming
content, limit the diversity of
streaming 'voices' on the
Internet, stifle competition
among content providers and
impede the growth of a popular
new medium," Rose wrote.
"Few if any companies will be
able to pay the cost."
Among the varying rates,
i-commercial WMUC would
pay the lowest,
of a cent per person per song.
Its annual royalties would probably not exceed the minimum
license fee of $500 annually.
The station pays for operating costs with funds from the
Association

and

The Recording Industry
Association of America, a
www.SaveInternetRadio.org are major supporter of Webcasting
popping up to fight the looming royalties, sent a letter to the
U.S. Copyright Office saying
requirements.
The requirements have been the new rates do not fairly coma long time coming. The 1998 pensate artists and record cornDigital Millennium Copyright panies.
"Artists and record compaAct allowed record companies
nies deserve to be rewarded for
to collect royalties when their
copyrighted works were played the creative contributions that
via digital media such as Webcasters utilize to build their
Internet radio. Webcasters businesses," the letter said,
received an automatic license to "Musicians and artists should
those works but were responsi- not be forced to subsidize the
ble for royalties retroactive to profit margin of Webcasters like
Microsoft,
AOL
MTV,
the date of the act.
and
others."
and
TimeWarner
When record companies
The RIAA's letter suggested
Webcasters could not agree on a
that
the
the minimum fee be raised
Copyright
U.S.
royalty rate,
annually and the per$5,000
a
of
to
panel
Office created
be raised as
listener
royalty
arbiters. The panel released its
well.
on
rates
in
recommendation
Gnadt said he thinks the staFebruary and the copyright
on
rates
no
tion
will be able to pay the fees
office must decide
if it has to, but the royalties
may lead to a more austere
radio station budget.
"Something would have to
give," he said. "They would
probably not be able to update
as much equipment on an
annual basis."
Nguyen said WMUC is
unable to meet the potential
reporting requirements the
copyright office might also
adopt in the next months.
"Such rules will enable
copyright owners to receive
their royalty payments as
expeditiously as possible," a
later than May. Retroactive roycopyright office document
alties will be due 45 days later.
to
states.
surprise
The
Radio stations would be
Webstreamers and listeners
required to submit records of
came when people learned royalties will not be tied to the Web every song they have played,
site's profits, as Webcasters and including 11 pieces of information about each song.
record companies recommend"That would be a lot, a lot of
ed, but charged by listeners per
work, and we're just volunteers.
song.
Even royalties of fractions None of us get paid," Nguyen
of a penny add up. The New said.
The station currently keeps
York Times reported that the
for
the
Federal
most popular Internet stations logs
would have Communications Commission,
but the new logs would require
to pay about $100,000 in royalmore time and effort.
ties a year plus retroactive pay"It would just be more
ment under the panel's reeombureaucracy to have to deal
mendation. Beethoven
with," Gnadt said.
yet to earn any profit.
business sponsorships.
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Women-67 Counties: Facing
Breast Cancer in Pennsylvania,"
April 18-28 at the Parsons
Union Building (PUB) on the
campus
of Lock Haven
University of Pennsylvania.
This inspirational traveling
photo exhibit opens with a
reception on April 18 at 7:00
p.m. The reception features
musical entertainment and the

following
Charlotte Asherman, PBCC
Executive Director; Dr. Craig
University
Willis,
Dean
President; Linda Dieffenbach,
PA Department of Health NC
District Executive Director; Dr.
Michael Greenberg, M.D.,
Clinton Medical Associates;
Fran Decker, Cancer Control

Specialist/Patient

the PBCC and funded by the PA
Department of Health. The
photo exhibit showcases at least
one woman from each county in
the state.
It celebrates the life,
courage, hope and dignity of all
of the women and families who
have had a personal battle with
breast cancer and encourages
women to learn about early
detection. For more information
on the traveling exhibit, contact
Robin Conklin at 570-8932253.

Services,

ACS; Willeen Matter, PBCC
Exhibit
County
Clinton
Participant
"67 Women-67 Counties:
Facing Breast Cancer in

International speaker to continue series next week
LOCK HAVEN--The Lock
of
University
Haven
Pennsylvania Institute for
International Studies is concluding their fifth annual lecture series with feature lecturer Dr. Linda McKie, research
professor in Sociology at
Caledonian
Glasgow
University in Scotland.
The lecture, which is free
and open to the public, will be
held at 7 p.m., Thursday, April
18, in Hamblin International
Hall of Flags, Robinson Hall at
Lock Haven University of

Pennsylvania.
McKie is research professor in Sociology at Glasgow
Caledonian University, where
she also serves as associate
director of the Centre for
Research on Families and
Relationships.
She received her Ph. D. in
Sociology from the University
of Durham in 1989 and is currently an elected member of
Sociological
British
the
Executive
Association
Committee and chair of the
Development
Professional

Committee of the British
Sociological Association.
McKie has published
extensively on gender issues,
caring and the family. Her
publications
recent book
include Gender, Power, and
the Household, Macmillian,
Constructing
and
1999
Gendered Bodies, Palgrave,

2001.
For further information,
please contact the Institute for
International Studies of Lock
Haven University at (570)
893-2140.

Small business workshop to benefit entrepreneurs
LOCK HAVEN—For community members planning to start
their own businesses, the
Small Business Development
Center at Lock
Haven
University of Pennsylvania
and Sun Bank will hold a how
to start a small business workshop on April 19th from 9:00
a.m. until Noon in Akeley Hall
Room 126 on the University
Campus.
The workshop will include
such helpful topics as tips on

determining the feasibility of
your business plan, learning
registrations,
government
a
list
of monthly
developing
and
determining
expenses
potential sources of financing
for a business.
Dawn M. Datt, director of
Business
Small
the
Center,
and
Development
Wade Keiffer from
Sun Bank will lead the discussion.
The cost of the workshop is

Checks, payable to
"LHU Foundation - SBDC"
can be mailed to Krisy
$15.

Meeker, Training Coordinator;

LHU

Small

PA 17745.
For more information
about the workshop or for free
assistance in starting a new
business, call the Small
Business Development Center
at (570) 893-2589.

Featuring La Klave Del Swing Salsa/Merengue band
April 13, 2002 in the PUB Multipurpose room
from 8 p.m. to midnight
Admission is free and all are welcomed.

In the PUB
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April 14th @ 7:00pm and 9:00pm
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April 12, 2002

OP/ED
What to do tear it down or build it up?

Eagle Eye
LHU's student newspaper

Matthew English
OP/ED Editor

lUE 11, VOLUME 55
Parsons Union Building
Lock Haven University
Lock Haven, PA 17745
Phone: (570) 893-2334
Fax: (570) 893-2644

What did you create today?
What did you do today? Did
you make something good and
share it? Or did you spread negativity and B.S.?

@hotmail.com

-.

In the countdown theater I do
nothing much, move some
benchs, make some fog, very
simple things that will earn me
my one credit of art/music/the-

Faculty Advisor
Douglas S. Campbell

I can graduate.
But while I'm there. I watch
the actors, the production crews,
and the managers and everyone
else involved and I know what
little I do now can't compare to
what they're doing and what
they've been doing since the
beginning of the semester.
They've been working five
to six times a week for usually
three hours a day perfecting their
lines, positions, timing and voices for the upcoming production
atre so

Shawn P. Shanley

Sean Dooley

News
Michelle Hershey
David Kubarek
Features
Jessica Savrock
Lindsay Johnson

of "GodSpell."
No matter how things turn
out no one can fault their commitment and no one can deny
that they strived to bring something to life at this school.
If anyone knows Jason
"Golden Poppy" Huber, they

Suzanne McCombie
Gregg Tripp

Op/Ed
Matthew English

know that he is ridiculous. He's
some mutant who doesn't sleep
and is incessantly driven to keep
doing more and he's a student at
Lock Haven. He is the HAC
coordinator, the president of
Roteract. the President of Alpha
Kappa Psi, he chairs the Concert
Committee for Hac which is

ing but tear things down and surround themselves in rubble.
And you have to feel sorry for
them because airless criticizm
with no direction; negativity for
the sake of being negative doesn't do anyone any good, especially them. But there are so
many here who build things up.

Did you make something good
and share it? Or did you spread negativity and B.S.?
all
the
for
responsible
Coffeehouses and also this years
311/Hoobastank concert. He
creates in the middle of what
some people shrug their shoulders and call a little no nothing
college.
I live with the President and
founder of the Criminal Justice
Student Organization. There
wasn't one at this school before
him, he created it. He built

something not just for himself
but for other people, too.
There are apathetic people in
this school, just like there are

apathetic people everywhere.
There are people who do noth-

Opinion writers tend to focus
on things that we feel are wrong
and that need to be changed
because we are always looking
to make things better.
It's our nature, and we don't
voice our opinions to see our
own worthless names in print or
to have some smug satisfaction
that we are better than anyone
else, because we are not.
We are also creators, we
bring something to you, The
Eagle Eye. However flawed it
may be, however many misspelled words there are, how
lame and crappy some may say
it is. It's there every Friday, and

if you don't like it, then change
it, join, make it better, build. If
not shut-up because I don't want
to put up with someones crap if
all they do is sit on there asses
and criticize.
Taj Brown is one of the most
influential members of the
He's currently in
NAACP.
on
an
exchange but while
Spain
he often travels
America
he's in
before
country
lecturing
the
hundreds of people. And he's an
LHU student.
This year nearly fifty LHU
students traveled to Alabama on
their spring breaks to build
homes for the homeless. It has
been the third year in a row that
Lock Haven students have
worked with Habitat for
Humanity. Students on campus
who join the volunteer organization Americorps, spend many of
their weekends and several
hours each week doing service
projects for the community.
We shouldn't forget about
student atheletes, many of whom
don't get scholarships but still
spend time training and performing year-round. Or what
about the SCC which consistently struggles with membership
but those that do participate take
it very seriously.

And I'm only thinking about
the organizations and the people
I've been associated with. I'm
sure I've neglected or forgotten
about many groups on campus
that make life here better.
I've never been one of those
tour guides that shows prospective students around campus, but
I sometimes think about what I
would say to them after I've
toured them around our modest
red-brick haven and had to leave
them with one summation.
I think it would be this,
everything you need is right

.

here. It may not look like it, this
place may not look like anything
special, but believe me everything you need is right here, running steadily below the surface,
trembling and waiting and all
you have to do is reach out and
take it, and shape it and create
something and give something,
too.

I'm saying don't do nothing,
don't tear down what's around
you and put nothing in it's place.
It is an opinion, it is my opinion
and you can argue with it, but I
don't see how.

Journalism Majors, time to worry about the fall

Classifieds
Heather Flicker

diately because you have to love getting a job without anything to
what you do to go into this field. show potential employers.
that guy. Don't be that guy who
Unfortunately, there are too
writes for us for half the semesIt's pay is not very impressive.
And
the
we
won't
by
way,
pay many people in the communicater and then decides he doesn't
Ah yes, the days of April are
you for writing two paragraphs tions major who are not
want to do it anymore and doesupon us. Seniors are counting
every week.
n't bother to tell us, and instead
involved with any form of
the days until graduation, everymedia. As a result, we have
It's
sad
that
a
lot
of
students
just
slops showing up to meetone's workload is aplenty and
are going to graduate staff members here who are not
Don't be that guy (or girl)
think
they
ings.
the Eagle Eye just opened up
who
comes
and work for in the
major. I
positions for the fall. Me. I'm
here, says
don't
because
what
really
down
the
New
York
care
"Unfortunately,
worried. And it's not about
Times right out matters is that they do their best.
(or she) is
he
graduating, for I have another
It is nice to have communicanred up to write
too many people involved of college,
year before I have to be con70-or tions majors working here it
making
lor
us
and
then
cerned about that. Nope, I'm
w*ncv««*whiru.
writing is what you want to do
communications major 80-grandThinka with
in
(or her) again.
their career, but we are not
year.
the fall.
And yes, i am
to this major at the Eagle
again.
It
is
limited
j
10 are not involved with
Every semester we start with
to
If
talking
Eye.
about
take
going
you're not in communiwhat seems to be a full staff. By
eo
of
hard
things
you'll work hard and
that
cations
but
P
y f
the end of the semester, about
Q
have
work
and do all you can to learn and
really
pic
half of those people are left.
improve, we do want you.
While I hope to see a lot of pulled down here
look, positions are to ever make it to the big city,
"Hey
in the past and if you are reading
say,
And I'm not saying everyapplicants for the fall semester,
this and think I might be talking paid. Yeah, I think I'll work unless, of course, your daddy one communications major
there are also some people that I
about you
come here, I want there. I need money." If that is has a connection somewhere.
should be working for the Eagle
absolutely do not want to apply
in
whisper
something
your your attitude, we do not want If that that is the case, please Eye. If you're into broadcasting
to
if they plan on doing the things
ear: I am.
you.
let me know so I can punch or P.R., remember that we also
people have done in the past.
Don't come to our first meetto
trick anyone. you in the mouth.
have a radio station, a public
I won't try
Don't get me wrong. We
tell
us
want
to
a
does
not
You
should
be
working,
you
pay very
be staff Working here
relations department and televihappy
need help down here. We have a
fact, we probably don't ing at a small town paper for sion shows on this campus.
In
reporter and then say you have
well.
lot of staff members graduating
much class work to take care get paid enough. I don't mind. $20,000 immediately after you Freaking do something people!
and I don't want to discourage too
of and can't work here. I have Because I truly love what I do graduate. And college is the
I love writing editorials.
people who will come down
news
for
we
are
all
students
here.
are
to
start
planning
If you
you:
getting your
on best place
here and give us a decent effort
down here. We all have schoolgoing into journalism to get rich experience because you're
at the paper.
work to do, we are all trying to quick, change your major imme- going to have one hell of a time

Sean Dooley
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But above all, I would have
to say the absolute worst is when
people see our applications and

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Life with Earl: Grab your ax it's TV chopping time
P.J. Harmer
Eagle Eye Columnist
Earl's priorities changed
quite a bit when we met him for
lunch this week.
Turns out he's a little irritatover
the fact that some of his
ed
favorite television shows are on
the chopping block following
this season.
"Look at this junk in the
USA Today," Earl shouted as he
waved the Life section of the
paper when we walked in the
door. "They are going to cancel
some of the greatest television
ever watched!"
I still am trying to figure out
why I go along on these visits
with Earl every week. Besides
the fact that Jay drags the Big
Easy and I with him every time
he goes to meet Earl
"What in the world could be
getting cancelled that would
stop the world," asked The Big

making money."
"Now you just hold on a second," said Earl. "Just because
the execs don't want these
shows, don't mean we people
don't want the shows!"
I wanted to go and hide right
there. I don't think Earl had a
grasp at all on how it works to
keep a show on the air.
"Look at these two, the
'Temptation
and
'Mole'
Island'," said Earl. "These are
two of the finest reality television shows out there. I realize
some people can't stand them,
but a lot of people love them!
Me being one of them!"
"Earl, that stuff is trash," I
said. "You can't be seriously

"Settle down," the Big Easy
said. "It's one person's opinion.
Not everyone is always going to
agree with you."
"You listen here, you people
have
no clue what a great show
know what Earl wanted to save.
is,"
said
Earl. '"Ally McBeal',
"So Earl, out of these shows,
Island', the 'Mole';
'Temptation
which of them do you really
great shows. And for
are
all
they
want to save?"
the fact that they may
"Ally McBeal," Earl said you to like
cancelled,
well, you're all
be
while flashing his million dollar
sick."
smile.
"No Earl," said Jay. "We just
"You have got to be kidknow
that those shows stink and
ding," said Jay. "That show is
votes you can send in
all
the
terrible!"
aren't
going to save them.
No sooner than those words
Remember
this too Earl, you
came out of Jay's mouth. Earl
to buy postage to send
need
perked up. He looked straight at
them in. Allowance isn't until
Jay and raised his eyes.
next week, right?"
"You take that back right
On that note, Earl's face got
now," said Earl.
his
normal red and he stormed
"Not a chance," said Jay.
away. He returned 30 seconds
"That show stinks."
to
his paper. One final
"Them's fightin' words," later grab
stare and he huffed out the door.
said Earl as he stood up.
the first time I could
Now I have seen it all. Here This was
say
Earl was mad at us.
honestly
we were discussing shows canMaybe he wouldn't call or
celing and Earl was ready to
Nah, we couldn't
fight someone over the fact that find us again.
lucky.
he worships the ground Ally be so
McBeal walks on.

™So Earl, out of these shows, which of them do you
really want to save?'
VUly McBeal', Earl said...'"

Earl sat back and scratched
his
look
so
matter-ofchin. Then just shook his
Earl's
was
to
swat
it
off
head.
fact that I wanted
"See the problem with the
his face. Jay couldn't stop laughso
to
the
television
Big
Easy
industry is that they
ing, it was up
out
line
don't
listen
to the people,"
to try and figure
Earl's
claimed
Earl.
don't know
"They
ofreasoning.
so
have
two
what
we
want."
you
"Well Earl,
"Earl, they cancel shows
shows," Big Easy said. "There
are always a couple of shows because they are not getting the
that get cancelled that people ratings and not making money,"
I said, getting a little irritated at
will be upset about."
two,"
not
this point. "If they cancel them
"Oh, it's
just those
the
at
it's with good reason. Even
pointing
paper
Earl said
"Look
at
these
though many people may like
the Big Easy.
wondering why they were canclassics. 'Bob Patterson', 'The the show, not enough like it to
celled. I don't even think the Ellen Show', inside Schwartz', save it."
Mole made it through the full 'Weakest Link', 'Family Guy',
"Well, they got a ballot in the
season."
'Undeclared', 'Felicity', and USA Today to send in and try to
"My point exactly," said 'Danny!' These are good sitsave some shows," Earl said
Earl. "Didn't even give it a coms."
tossing the paper in front of us to
chance to shine this year. And
"Earl, seems to me like
see the ballot. "I'll start a camIsland', how can
'Temptation
to save the shows. I can't
band,"
a
one-man
said
paign
you're
Easy. "I mean seriously Earl, if
you go wrong with a show that Jay. "Fight the power and go try go without some of them."
these shows are getting canto get couples to break up and save your shows. Go after
After looking over the list, I
celled, it's because they aren't tries
and get it on with a lovely single the man, Earl!"
actually was curious. I needed to

the Editor

-Letters to the editor are the opinions of
the author and do not reflect the opinions
e Eve staff or its associatesof the

'The average LHU student wants to drink and do drugs and get laid'
Dear Editor,

Why do I read the Eagle Eye every week? I think it's because I automatically flip to the OP/ED section first to laugh at the misinformed drivel that has been published, written by either the editors themselves or some poor, unfortunate student. I was involved in the "incident" (snicker) last year, but only
to defend my fellow non-journalistic schoolmate who was unfairly attacked by your then editor-in-chief,
even as you say that it is the policy of the Eagle Eye to not respond to any letters. Ha (By the way, I
wish you knew how many people I didn't even know came up to me and congratulated me when that
came out.) I've not written since because I don't think it would be in good taste for me to be writing
letters all the time. Although I'm not sure why something as pathetic as the "Life with Earl" series
would fall under Op/Ed, you don't seem to be having any problems as far as filling all that white space
with columns, especially the letters proclaiming the existence of God and Jesus and Satan and how
we're all going to Hell and blah blah blah blah blah. Really important stuff.
I suppose I could write a response to Tom Justice's defense of the war on terrorism, but who cares?
Even if I point out everything that is wrong with what he wrote, it's not going to sway anyone's opinion. If these issues were really on someone's mind, he or she would have written already. I think the
truth of the matters is no one on this campus really cares, and I wish you people in your little offices in

the PUB would come to terms with it. Nothing that you write is informative or important. Don't you
understand that? I think it's funny that it takes a week to produce eleven pages of absolutely nothing.
How many trees have you guys killed whining over the lack of student response to your publication? Or
making us suffer through the ruminations of some insipid wannabe columnist? I hope you use recycled

If you want to change things, you must take action
Dear Editor,
Unfortunately, I must agree with Sean Dooley on this one. I am a former Lock Haven student, and
current Community college soon-to-be-graduate. I am involved with several groups, all with outside

opinion considered.
There is a definite correlation between the people involved with an organization and those not
involved, but would rather run it their way regardless. Rather than take the initiave to actually contribute, the majority of people seem to want to be the C.E.O, if you will, yet not take responsibility in
making the deadlines, taking the complaints from all angles and keeping a half-way decent GPA on top
of it all.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, and freedom of the press, within common sensical limitations. As a group leader, nothing is more daunting, even threatening than an anonymous letter. True
leaders address problems, and are willing to come to a compromise with the person's opinion. With an
anonymous letter, or worse, verbal attacks via hearsay on where you stand with policies, you have no
chance for improvement.
Please try and put yourself in the position of where the editors are. They have their own opinions,
yet are able to reach an agreeable compromise. Let's think 10 seconds longer before we take that silly
action that is not constructive to the cause at hand.

paper.
The average LHU student wants to drink and do drugs and get laid, not pontificate over Sean
Dooley's journalistic criticisms of their behaviors. Get real. Get a life. Just do your job and stop crying. How many times do I have to say that?
Matt Slavick

Pitstop on the campaign trail, with frisbees

you see dea

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Dear Editor,

My name is Nicholas Trumbauer and I recently ran to be your S.C.C. Inc. President. However, the results of that election are unimportant to this story. In fact, my narration has nothing to do with the S.C.C.
Inc. or any other matter relating to student government. What I would like to share with you is a realization that I came to along the way.
Most of you by now have either seen or received one of the red, plastic Frisbees my running mates and I gave out during the election period. I assure you that when the notion struck us to give out Frisbees
we imagined a warm, late-March day with a gentle breeze. People would be on every lawn tossing our little piece of propaganda every which way. Never did we foresee the blizzard conditions Mother Nature
had in store.
In response to this tragedy, my running mates attempted to find other uses for our little gifts. One suggested to a passerby that he should use his Frisbee to cover his food to prevent it from cooling. The best
use we found was to use them as snow shields. If there had been more snow, we were considering marketing them as pocket sized saucers for sledding.
Even in this final fury of winter, there was much delight on faces of those who received one of our poorly timed gimmicks. Still, I felt ill to my stomach, because there was no way anyone was actually going
to use them during the election. Or so I thought.
Later that night I took a walk to try and relieve some of the day's stress. When I ventured past the front lawn of Russell Hall, I noticed a group of people running all over the place. As I got a little closer,
I could pick out a red disk flying about their heads. I quickened my pace to see what was going on.
I stood on the sidewalk and watched with overwhelming relief as a group of about thirty people played ultimate Frisbee. I had never before seen the game played, so I watched and tried to Figure it out. In
between figuring out some of the rules, another thought entered my head.
We are often reminded that everything is connected, but never was I more aware of the irony of this concept than at that moment. Yet never was I more pleased with the truth of that concept.
These frisbees, meant simply to be a way to increase votes for my running mates and me, became the epitome of what we stood for. Here were thirty students, together, just enjoying themselves. There was
no alcohol, no drugs, just clean fun. There was no arguing, fighting, or discrimination. Even members on opposing teams were working together to provide fun for all.
It was dark and reading the writing on the Frisbee was almost impossible, so I knew very few of those playing knew where it came from, but that wasn't important anymore. Standing there, I realized there
is always a flip side. Sometimes we don't see; sometimes we get lucky and it finds us. My Frisbee idea flopped as a campaign promotional item, but on the flip side it work out great as a tool to promote stu-

dent togetherness.
On May 15 I will no longer be serving you as an Executive Board member. Though I look back and can easily find my faults. I hope that on the flip side everyone has gained from my service. I know I
have. I am uncertain about the future. I know I will be here next year; more than that would be a guess. Whatever happens, I am sure I will see you on the flip side.

In regard to the war on terrorism, mind the hypocrisy; student responds to previous letter to the editor
I am writting in regards to a letter that appeared in the Eagle Eye's last edition "The war on terrorism revisited" by a Mr. Tom Justice. While I respect other's views and all that crap, I cannot help but think
OFF IN THE
that he is wrong. In his final conclusion, he says that "we must be prepaired to act unilaterally." to eliminate the terrorist threat. One question, WHAT DO YOU THINK PISSED THESE PEOPLE
FIRST PLACE????? -> AMERICAN INTERVENTION
These people don't just hate us and want to kill us for no reason. They did not just wake up one day and decide "hey let's go kill some Americans". The past and present policies of the American governIt's like killing your professor because he gave you a bad
ment is why we have the problems that we do. We should not go and kill the terrorists for something that is our own fault. That never solves problems.
grade on a test Killing the terrorists and sundry will do nothing but breed another generation of people that hate America.
You want to stop terrorism in the United States? Back off, stop bombing, call it even, and LET IT GO. Hey we screwed them over, they sent us back, it's even as it stands. Stop intervening in countries
where we have no business, our thoughts are no greater than anyone else's. What gives us the right to dictate the courses that other countries should take?
What makes us so high and mighty compared to the rest?
that America
Our crime rates are some of the highest in the world, our nation's children consistently score lower on education tests than do those of Europe. We do not have the world's leading economy, all
that
we
are
no
country
longer the greatest
has that other countries doesn't is a brick headed idea that we are always right and that our way is the only way. We have fallen so far from the ideas that formed this
to
want
to
act
unilaterally, you
close my original thought, you
at anything.But I digress, this started out as a disagreement and threatens to end up as a disertation of everything wrong with America. Anyway,
bombs on
want to "eliminate the threat," then I wish you luck. You can't do it. You cannot kill all the terrorists, you cannot stop the hate, and you cannot eliminate the threat for future generations by dropping
will only get stronger and smarter). You will
caves and dirt. You will only enrage the world community and breed a new, smarter generation of terrorists (the stong will survive, and evolution predicts that they
sort out the bodies is not the answer.
cure,
that
them
all
and
God
letting
you
answer,
do
not
a
but
can
tell
for
sure
killing
I
not
have
I
incidents,
cause
more
do
have
the
and more destruction. I
only
Until the answer is found, keep flying your symbols of "righteousness" and "justice," stick them all over your cars, and remember that "America is good and always right":

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Eagle Eye

April 12, 2002

Eagle Eye announces open positions for Fall 2002
Editor in Chief (1): The editor
in chief oversees the day-to-day
operation of the newspaper.
He/She is in charge of the editorial and creative content of the
overall paper although individual sections retain some autonomy. The editor in chief is also in
charge of the newsroom and all
Eagle Eye staff members.
Although the business manager
performs maintenance of all
financial matters, the editor in
chief is ultimately responsible
for the proper use of the budgeted monies and the advertising
revenue in order to ensure sound
investments and advancement of
the newspaper. The editor in
chief is typically in the newsroom to oversee production
Monday through Thursday
evenings.

Staff Reporter (1): The Eagle
Eye is looking for one staff
reporter. This individual will be
responsible for turning in one
in-depth article a week. This
position is great for beginners
who are looking for experience
but are not sure that they want a
full time position. This is an
excellent way for journalism
students to get their feet wet and
start building a portfolio. It is
also great for English majors to
sharpen their writing skills.

News Editor (1): The news
editor is responsible for assigning and writing news stories for
the news section of The Eagle
Eye. The news section consists
of "hard news." It covers
University functions ranging

Copy Editor (1): The copy editor is responsible for reading
each and every word of the
newspaper, searching conscientiously for grammar and spelling
errors.
Knowledge of the
Associated Press (AP) is preferred but not required. This
position would be an excellent
opportunity for English majors
to gain some practical, hands-on
editing experience. Copy editors are typically in the newsroom Tuesday, Wednesday, and
Thursday evenings.

from guest lecturers to campus

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responsible for the production
and layout of the news section
on a weekly basis. News editors
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for layout on Wednesday and
Thursday evenings.
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Eagle Eye

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way
no
ain't
that
cause
lady,
a
treat
to
how
Learn
Lindsay Johnson
Eagle Eye Features Editor
showed
Hulse
observing LHU students and
faculty that "That Ain't No Way
To Treat A Lady" in her performance Friday night. Her live
multimedia/spoken word presentation spoke out against violence against women.
Hulse put on her performance 7 p.m. Friday iri the PUB
MPR. The event was sponsored
by the Women's Studies
Program.
The program incorporated
music, dance, poetry and statistics to dramatize violence
against women in our culture
today. Hulse wrote, choreoNancy

graphed and performed the show
herself, with some minor help
from volunteers to act as props
during the performance.
"It's my path," comments
Hulse in reference to why she
chose to take her ministry in this
direction. "It's what I'm supposed to do."
Joseph Piazzo, technical
director, introduced Hulse and
the program by presenting several facts and statistics concerning violence against women.
Piazzo has been working with
Hulse for eight years.
A more dramatic further
introduction included more statistics, displayed on a make-shift
projection screen, accompanied
by the song "Behind the Wall"

by Tracy Chapman.
The remainder of the show
was divided into six segments,
each of which was designed to
portray a stage of an abusive
relationship. These were presented from an abused woman's
point of view. Hulse represented
the abused woman, and had several different male volunteers
from the audience represent the
male abuser/boyfriend/husband
and a female volunteer represent
a friend of the abused woman.
The first segment of the
show, titled "Choices?", focused
on Hulse choosing between
friends and the man she loved. It
was performed to "Brave &
Crazy" by Melissa Etheridge.
It was followed by a segment

A clip from the Lifetime TV
called "Introduction: Giving up
"The Tracy Thurman
movie
him,"
and
everything for
Cry For Help" began
A
Story:
abused
woman
focused on the
titled
"In
segment
career,
the
friends,
giving up their
movie
Memoriam."
After
the
the
man
family, self and soul for
she loves. This section was clip, brutal, crime-scene-like
names of
accompanied by "Slave to photographs with
abused women and their dates of
Love" by Brian Ferry.
on a
"For Your Love" focused on death were displayed
by Hulse
Hulse trying to change the man memorial wall made
Mary"
Cried
"The
Wind
while
in
herself
she loved and losing
the process. She performed this by Jimi Hendrix played.
Hulse used the final segment
segment to "Torture" by Berlin.
program to express the
of
the
strobe
light
She also utilized a
freedom that comes from leavfor dramatic effect.
ing an abusive relationship. She
next
the
segment,
Hulse used
segment "Breaking
titled "Exit", to express the diffi- called this
culty women have in leaving an The Ties That Bind" and perabusive relationship. This seg- formed it to "Let It Go" by Luba.
The show was followed by a
ment was set to "I Don't Want
30-minute discussion on the
To Cry" by Mariah Carey.

Longest-running show on WLHU to hold Milk Fest VI
Sean Dooley
Eagle Eye Editor in Chief
Milk Fests, ghostly calls,
romantic stories, interviews with
prominent LHU students like
the Smith Hall opera singer, and
more. That is what "The Jerk
Show" from 11 p.m. to 1 a.m.
Thursday nights on WLHU

mWm

mm

presentation and other related
concerns.
Poetry used to segue
between sections of the show
was written by Willa Cather,
Charlotte Perkins Gilman,
Audre Lorde, Robin Morgan,
Gail Murray, Pat Parker, Marge
Piercy, and Virginia Wolf.
Hulse and her organization,
Womynkind Productions, perform this show and another
show, "A Rose By Any Other
Name", which deals with the
issue of rape, as part of nationwide tours in the spring and fall.
She also offers workshops in
conjunction with or independently of her shows. More information can be found at her website: www.womynkind.org.

Around'Campus Asks:
"What do you like best
about the new
recreation center?"

HHP

(http://www.lhup.edu/radio) is
all about.
From its humble beginnings,
the longest running show currently on the air at WLHU started as a three-man crew in the
spring of 2000 and turned into a
five-person crew this past fall.
The three original members
of "The Jerk Show," Lars, Fugly
and lay McStain, made addiCannon
and
tions
Toy
Swallower to the show.
Lars said that the lone
female on the show, Swallower,
"adds a unique perspective to
the show. She adds more input
and balances things out."

The original members say
Toy Cannon's ability to smooth
talk female callers into loving
him and even striving to date
him is almost unparralelled.
Jay McStain enjoys his time
on the air immensely. "I like
hosting 'The Jerk Show' as
much as I like running through
'Cutter's Gap' on Mario Kart
(for Nintendo '64)," McStain

said.
Next Thursday, April 25, on
the season finale, they will be
holding Milk Fest VI from 11
p.m. to 1 a.m. Several contestants will attempt to drink a gallon of milk in one hour.
All are welcome to attend
and a prize will be given to the
winner. The WLHU studio is
located on the seventh floor of

"I have no complaints. I'm excited
for it to open and to
use the wall."

-

I J

Carrie Ehrliart,
sophomore

"I like the treadmills.
The entire facility is
great, though."

-

file photos

Kerri Mills, senior

m

Clock wise from left: Swallower, Fugly, Jay
McStain, Lars, and Toy Cannon, your "Jerk Show"

"I like the TV with the

.o-hosts.

cardiovascular
equipment."

- Mike Greenberg,
sophomore

which Fugly called into the studio with clues of where he was
on campus and listeners tried to
find him, and a special
Halloween Show in which the
callers told "ghostly" stories.
Prizes included free CD's of the
show.
Primarily a talk format, "The
Robinson.
Jerk Show" does play music,
"The Jerk Show" does not mostly rap. A lot of music is
have guests in the studio freplayed in the background while
quently, however, they do the five show members are talkreceive a great amount of phone ing.
calls. When a woman calls in, it
They said that about an hour
is new addition, Toy Cannon's and a half is dedicated to talk
time to shine.
and only about a half hour is
Recently, however, the show music. This allows more time
has had one guest coming up on for fun stuff.
occassion. This man (or animal)
Lars mentioned that the
is the famous muppet, Kermit show has made "best of CD's.
the Frog, who enjoys speaking These are available for a good
to all kinds of students around laugh. Call them at 893-2212 on
campus, but, like Toy Cannon, is Thursday night for more informore fond of talking to the mation.
ladies. Kermit is just as much a You can check out The Jerk
sweet talker as Toy Cannon.
Show's official website at
When a man calls in, it is
time for Swallower to work her
For fan mail, write to
magic with the young man.
Last Thursday night, "The thejerksho w @ hotmail .com
show
Jerk Show" was able to track
This Thursday's
down the infamous opera singer should be one of the most enterfrom Smith Hall and they were taining the crew has ever pereven lucky enough to hear a formed in the past few years.
sample of her singing live on the
Fugly made a myserious yet
air.
appropriate comment when he
In the past, "The Jerk Show" said, "you'll never know when
has had contests for telling the you're talking to 'The Jerk
best romantic stories (a night Show.'"
which made for some of the best
Listen to
college radio you could ask for),
a "Win a Date with Lars" contest, a "Find Fugly contest" in

Shows on WLHU
Sunday:
7 to 9 p.m. Brendon Costello
9 to 11 p.m. "The Ref"
Monday:
7 to 9 p.m.James Hathaway
9 to 11 p.m. Duane Jones
Tuesday:
5 to 7 p.m. Sara Stroup
7 to 9 p.m. "Lumpy Hair"
9 to 11 p.m. Brandon Coleman
Wednesday:

3 to 5 p.m. Bill Defibaugh
6 to 8 p.m. "The Rocket"
8 to 11 p.m. "Crossroads"
Thursday:

7 to 9 p.m. Bryan

Jenke

9 to 11 p.m. Josh Benavides
11 p.m. to 1 a.m. "The Jerk Show"
Friday:

9 to 11 p.m. Mike Cressman & Brett Nelson
from Sunday to Friday on

http://www. I h up. ed u/rad i o

'The track and the cardiovascular equipment
are my favorite parts
because we don't have
any cardiovascular
equipment on campus."

-

Pam Swords, junior

*

1

Campus ministries
to hold 'World
Record Sunday'
Kristy Hepak
Eagle Eye Staff Reporter
As the warmer weather
approaches, LHU students have
something to look forward to
that will take their minds off of
studying and finals.
On Sunday, April 21, from
1-6 p.m., the Protestant Campus
Ministries will be holding
"World Record Sunday," at Jack
Stadium to try and set new
world records.
This day is open to all students and faculty members.
Events being offered are frisbee
toss, sponge toss, soccer kick,
badminton shuttle hit and wiffleball hit. These events will be
judged upon distance and accu-

racy.
Event sign-ups will be held
Wednesday, April 17
Bentley
in
and Friday, April 19.
There will also be a chancfc
for any Recreation Management
majors, to help out at the everjt
to gain any community service
hours for part of their graduation

• •

prerequisites.

'I

All students are encouraged
participate and the largest
group that signs up will get. a
pizza party provided by Campps
Ministries.
"You don't have to hold up a
Bible to participate," said Chuck
Yorks, coordinator of Campus
Ministries.
sad more on this event
to

next week's Eagle Eye

9

A pri'

Pro-wrestler has aspirations to attend LHU
Sean Dooley
Eagle Eye Editor in Chief
Put a dairy farm worker, a
GNC worker, a security guard
for Mac Trucks, two Dial Soap
employees and a perspective
LHU student together at the
Ground Round in Hazleton, Pa.
and what do you have?
You have the aftermath of a
(World
X-Treme
WXW
Wrestling) show in Hazleton.
You have Jessica Kinney (stage
name "Jessica Dally"), Eric
Cobian ("The Star Eric
Cobian"), Bill Yerger ("The
Extreme Billy Dream"), Pete
Knepper ("Big Poppa Pete"),
Joseph Adkins ("Malichi") and
the man of the hour, Francis
Scarcella ("Dylan Dean").
Scarcella is one of the main
men who make the independent

wrestling federation, the WXW,
run so smoothly.
Called by his stage name,
"Dylan," by his co-workers,
even offstage, Scarcella is a bad
guy ("heel") manager and a creative assistant for the WXW and

is highly respected by his colleagues who all fully support his
decision to go back to school.
Many of his co-workers are
former college students or college grads themselves. Eric
Cobian has an accounting
degree from the University of
Texas, Nick Indeglio ("Zero
Gravity"), is a Penn State graduate with a degree in elementary
education and former Nittany
Lion mascot, and Jessica Kinney

attended
Warren
County
Community College.
"We have the best independent TV show out there and it's
all a bunch of kids that are doing
it because they're getting this
from their colleges," Kinney
said. "I think it's great that
Dylan's doing this. He has a talent for writing and wanting to go
and pursue bigger and better
things beyond that. It's encouraging."
The owner of the WXW, Afa
("Afa the Wild Samoan #1"),
said, "Dylan Dean is part of the
family. He is loyal to my family
and WXW. He plays a major

role in the company and is an
excellent talent. As a heel manager, he is in my opinion the best
in the business. I am very proud
of him for this. I can't stress

enough how valuable education
is."
After Scarcella graduated
high school, he landed a job
with the soap opera, "Another
World" on NBC. After working
on the soap for three months, the
show started making cuts and
because Scarcella was one of the
newer characters, he was soon
let go.
Scarcella was living in
Manhattan at the time and was
soon called to do guest ring

announcing for wrestling.
"I liked it and it paid me well
right off the bat," said
Scarcella.
I started liking
wrestling more and more. I
went to (wrestling) school. I
trained. I decided I was going to
be a manager and a bad guy
manager."
At one point, Scarcella
planned on attending Clarion
University because the WXW
had its sights set on making a

Pittsburgh Center. The plans for
the center in Pittsburgh fell
through and he then started
doingresearch on other schools.
"I stumbled across Lock
Haven. I took a ride out to see
how it was and decided to go to
school," Scarcella said.
"Wrestling's hard," he said.
"It was easier for me to sign
with NBC than it is with the
WWF. It's very hard. There's
not a lot of money in the independent (wrestling leagues). I
went from making major money
because I was a name coming
offthe soap to now just a regular
independent guy. I've been seen
a million times on other federations and I want a degree. I really want a degree."
Pending being accepted to
the school, Scarcella plans on
majoring in journalism and mass
communications while at the
University.

"I'm really looking to get
involved with the newspaper
and radio," he said. "I've
always wanted to do it. I figured
I'd give it a shot and see what
Scarcella plans on. continuing work with the WXW while

LHU. But he said that he
plans to work exclusively with
the WXW while a student rather
than going to any other independent shows on top of that.
at

However, he will have to cut
back on his hours quite a bit.
"I'm cutting down on
wrestling a lot. I'll only do the
WXW shows which are usually

Saturday and Sundays. There's
an occasional show on a
Thursday or Friday which I'll
still make it to. Now it's 24
hours but I make it that way
because I'm always doing it."
Scarcella's co-workers are
also able to separate their stage
lives from their personal lives
and know once they are done
performing, there's no hard feelings.
"From a character standpoint, I hate the guy," said
Kinney. "He makes my skin

crawl. He's a snake. He's a
lowdown dirty cheater. From a
personal standpoint, he's a mastermind. He can envision everything that's going to happen during the show. He's very in touch
with the whole locker room."
Being in touch with the
wrestlers has a great effect on
their performance.
"We all train together,"
Adkins said, who is managed by
Scarcella. "It's like, 'you're losing to this guy tonight.' You
say, 'OK. I like the guy.' We're
all trying to get to the next
level. If you do your job, you
get more respect than just winning."
Being the bad guy is a part
Scarcella plays well and seems
to enjoy quite a bit. When asked
if he was ever a "face" (or a
good guy), "he responded,
"never, ever, ever.."
Although he is primarily a
manager, Scarcella hops into the
ring on occasion. "I wrestle a
lot of gimmick matches," he
said. "I was the Heavyweight
Champion. Samu (former champion) beat the hell out of me the
The Metal
whole match.
Maniac comes in, hits him with
something.

Bad hot dogs.
A small dusty legion hall.
ISO fans going nuts at some
wrestlers that most people may
have never heard of. Essentially,
it's grass roots wrestling.
It all adds up to one thing,
fantastic independent wrestling.
And that is what World X-Treme
Wrestling (WXW) tries to do
every time they put on a show.
The WXW is based in
Hazelton and is headed up by
Afa, a former WWF tag team
champion with his brother Sika
as the "Wild Samoans." Afa has
continued his love of the sport
with his wrestling school and
federation.
As independent federations
go, the WXW is one of the better ones out there. Not only do
they have ties to the WWF, but
also a solid fan base in Northeast
Pennsylvania.
"It is a challenge running an
Independent promotion," said
Afa. "There is so much that
independent promoters have to
deal with to make a name for
P.J. Harmer/The Eagle Eye
themselves and wrestlers. I
thank our dear Lord,, that I have The Metal Maniac gets bodyslammed by Brian Anthony off the top rope at
the name and reputation to offer the WXW show last Friday night in Hazleton.
a top quality production for my
percent input. Nine out of 10
of them."
wrestlers and the fans."
on with great action. These
of
times I will agree and just touch
"At times you're in front
On April 5, the WXW per- wrestiers don't care about the
'hey,
it up. JAm not a great wrestler
say
formed in front of a'small crowd size of the crowd, they are there 60 people and you
here,'"
said
and
never claimed to be. But, I
what am I doing
of around 150 people at the to entertain.
going on."
v
real
can
see
what's
Legion Hall in Hazleton. But
"It's tough sometimes. I heel manager Dylan Dean,
of some
beauty
Scarcella.
"But
The
true
size, wrestlers say, doesn't mat- always go out and give in my name Francis
WXW,
such
as
the
independents,
climb
the
ladder
ter.
best," said Joseph Adkins, who that's how you
family-like
atmosphere.
is
a
"You compare it to
* is the current WXW Hardcore in wrestling."
,.f will do what's
The benefits of being an Mast Wrestlers
Champion Malichi. "One time in
in front of 150 people
company and help
don't
for
the
good
Southern Jersey we wrestled in independent certainly
pared to what you see c
*
one
another
climb
to the next
include financial security. Most
sion with the World V
front ofnine people."
level,
or
Federation in front of
No matter the crowd, these independents work one, two
"If all wrestlers thought this
even three other jobs.
wrestlers* nerves are jumping.
people," said Jessica
the independent scene
way,
"We don't do this for
who portrays Jessica 1
"When you are standing
would
be wonderful," said Afa.
the WXW. "We haven't had that there waiting for your music to money," said Bill Yerger, who
wrestler
finds a promotion
experience. So 150people is our come on, you get a rush. It's an competes as "The Extreme" "If a
to
offers
the
'family atmosthat
25,000. For me, it's all part o
unbelievable feeling," said "The Billy Dream. "If you're in this
phere'
they
the experience. Everybody start
better stay with
Star" Eric Cobain. "When you make money, you're doing it all
that
it."
them.
feel
we offer this at
I
ed out at this level."
walk out, even though it's one wrong. I love
and, like
our
wrestlers
matter
make
to
you
WXW
It's true it didn't
"Lots of times
hundred and some people, it's
and cry
laugh
money
to
a
to
for
a
we
enough
pay
gas,
family,
me. It's
Every match featured something sounds like a lot
together."
a
on
the
maybe
hamburger
get
wild. One thing to remember great feeling."
In the WXW it is more of a
about independent wrestlers is
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Austin,
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ing
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full-time
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ly
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full house for most of our shows
"I thought it was great to see to help develop their character, 'Pops.' My father had been sick
with the exception of tonight, how a group like that puts help plan the shows and get for about 10 months and passed
which is a Friday," said Nick together their form of entertain- involved on the creative end. away. Afa, his wife, his kids and
Indeglio, a Penn State graduate ment," said Lock Haven When he's not portraying a heel a lot of the workers came down
who wrestles as Zero Gravity. University student Nate Sulham, manager, Scarcella is working for the funeral and were there
the whole way through."
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shows. It's harder when you've you and idea of what these guys
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Nonetheless, the card went ning of a long journey for some everybody and I give them 100
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weeks."
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support his decision to go back
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Pete
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have
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the
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er
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Personals
THE CRUSH PARTY WAS
AWESOME. IF YOU
WEREN'T THERE, YOU
WEREN'T INVITED.
Lindsay had a dream. Lindsay
owes her boss!!
HempKnights, Keep up the
hard work. We will go on our
TRIP soon. BONG
Melissa, You are the best Big.
I will miss you next fall.
ZLAM, Tina
Kristen, Watch your back you
little little gator! Sigma Love,
Kim Z.

Tiff and Heather, Succulent
juices are a good thing. Janeen
Allie- way to use the BIG bday
glass!! Check ya later- Marie
Big Amy: I love you and hope
you have a great weekend!
See you Sunday! LOVE Your
Little
ZTA, Thanks for a great party
on Sat!!! Love Sigma Sigma
Sigma
Leslie: next time you decide to
make "rules" for yourself, listen to them!!!
Julie, I am so excited to have
another kid this semester...we
are going to have so much
fun!!! Sigma Love, Jilly

RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT
Shout outs and hi's to Rach and
Kris. -Ang
Happy Happy Birthday Laura
Irene!! May all your wishes
come true.

MDW: Smiles and happy
thoughts of June, July, August
and FOREVER!!! All my love.

Shannon, You are the best.
You can always make me
smile. SLAM, Tina
J- CDs or tapes?? And don't
you wish that you were like
that one fish on the Discovery
channel?
Naomi and Dan- Congrats!
ZLAM, Stoermer
Angela: we are definitely going
to the locker room again soon.
We always have fun there, but
next time remind me not to
wear a dress. ZLAM-Nat
Big Lou-1 love you! your
little, Amy

Erin Roth- Thanks for making
my shift go by faster by chatting with me. Happy days to
you.

Have you ever heard'somebody
beg so hard for a drink in a
song before
AXP April 5
Clark- you took all the free
shots! Love ya, Megan
Allie- you're doing an awesome job as PR! Keep up the
good work! ZLAM, Lauren

Hey, do you want a slice of
Stevey Cheese?

Clark- why don't you believe
me?! -Amy

Waterfalls, Subs, Whoohoos,

If you smell an orange it might
be because there is an orange
to smell.

bottle rockets, Fire! Poptarts!
Just another typical Sunday

ride.

give you! Love, Amy

Screw the LCB

Kelly and Angela, you two
looked beautiful on Saturday!
ZLAM, Bailey

Kelly, I had such a great time
with you Saturday! We should
hang out more often! Love,
MaryBeth

-McQueen

Kim, You were just great
Saturday. We never got that
picture you asked for. ZLAM,
Tina

Naomi and Dan, Congrats, you
guys will be so happy together.
I can't wait to be in the wedding. Love, Megan

War with Sigma Kappa

oh gnome: where art thou?

Oh S***, That's the wrong car.

AEO Brothers, thanks for the
good time on Friday night!
We'll have to do it again next
semester. Love, ZTA sisters

Cango, You are great! Keep
your head up. SLAM, Tina

ZTA, Great party on Saturday.
Love the sisters of Tri Sigma

Ron Strickler: nice deer.

Leslie: I think I broke my wrist
Hey Bair, Is it raining?

Congratulations Dan and
Naomi! ZLAM, Lauren

Adam, through thick and thin!
Love, MaryBeth

Little Becky- Congratulations!

"Will is the f-in man": the case
is gone, sorry i didn't make it
over. -Nat

you are almost there! I love

you little! ZLAM, big Leslie

Amy, You are a great sister. I
am so happy you became a
Sigma. ZLAM Tina

Carrie W- my adopted little,
thank you so much for listening. ZLAM- AB Stoermer

Big, how did you like my present Monday night, hope you
slept well. Little

Good luck to all those participating in Airbands and football
for Greek Week. -AXT

Zeta Sigmas, boy is that dance
floor slippery! ZLAM, Amy

When this semester is over, it
is going to be the happiest day
ofmy life.

Hola a los estudiantes que
hablan espanol.

PS2 Club, We will beat the
level and get NHL '02 working
again. Things will work out.

We have style, We have grace,
Tri SIGMA is the place.

I parked behind a guy that

Teresa, Don't cry! Ritz and
Salsa is so good! ZLAM,
Leslie
Kidnappee: thanks for leaving
me at the bar.

Tri Sigma girls: Everyone is
doing a great job this semester!! I'm proud ofall of you! I
hope everyone had a good time
at the crush party!

Brent, thanks for knowing how
to treat a lady! your friend
always, Amy

Hey P.P., thank you for all the
laughs this weekend! ZLAM,
TT

Tri Sigma, You girls rock! I
hope everyone had fun this
weekend. Sigma Love, Kim Z.

Jess, Great Crush Party you
planed! You are the best.
ZLAM, Tina

Erin- COME FOR A RIDE in
roxy and bring back donny!!
Love ya, Marie

Linz: just remember my dear,
anything is possible if you only
believe. -Ben

Naomi and Dan
Congratulations! You two are
great! ZLAM, Marie

Splash- don't forget to pull up
those pants!! hehe, Love ya
anyway! Marie

Alpha Sigma Phi: The mixer
was al ot of fun Friday! But
who won? -Zetas

Have a great weekend Melissa
Mosquito. It was nice to chat
with you and I hope you are
feeling less dizzy.

Have a great weekend Roomie-

Flicker, Enjoy the weekend
with the family. Janeen

Kristen, You are a great Little
Gator. Keep up the great work.
SLAM, Tina

I hope that you get a chance to

go home soon, good luck with
that zany frat schedule.

AE4> Brothers, thanks for the
good time on friday night!
We'll have to do it again next
semester. Love, ZTA sisters

April showers bring the flowers.

Sigma Kappa, Thanks for the
picnic on Sunday afternoon.
"The Don"

Bailey, I love ya, AL! I'm
going to miss living with you
next semester! ZLAM, AB
Lauren

Men's Lax: Great job last
Saturday in Maryland! You
guys are hot! Love, Sigma
Sigma Sigma

Hey Sisters of AIT, good luck
with life. -Alcatraz Psycho.

Teresa, Jess, and Leslie: Sorry 1
keep breaking things...like the
doorknob and the faucet. At
least I'm not the one who broke
the smoke alarm in half though.
ZLAM- Nat

Big (Lauren): Way to pass out
Jess and Melissa, Total
before me for once! haha zlamBucknuttiness! I love you guys! LITTLE p.s. can't wait to go to
Sigma Love, Kim Z.
Reading and the oh so famous
Leesport again. Site of drama...
Sigma Sigma Sigma, Thank
and cheddar cubes...not to menyou all for so much fun! Good
tion SOS
luck on upcoming tests and
stuff! I'm so proud to be your
Naomi- Congratulations! The
sister! Smiles!!! PS: Congrats
ring is awesome! ZLAM,
Julie! Sigma love, Kristen
Bailey

Naomi, Congratulations! I'm
going to be a brides maid and
you're going to be the bride!!
Love, MaryBeth

I'm twenty-one! You don't need
see my ID! But that pool
| table looks real comfortable, I
think I'm gonna take a nap.
-Bradley

again.

Zetas: good luck in Greek
Week. We will be champions
again!

When will my prince find me?

to

M: A month in Ghan land.
Keep smiling and don't work
too hard. If He brings you to it,
He'll bring you through it.
Love, HW-2B

Turbo- you are one sexy
thang!! Keep on runnin

Congratulations ZTA new
members, you're almost there!
Love your mom

Jill, thanks for taking off on
Saturday and locking me out.
SLAM, Tina

Note of advice. Hard wood
floors suck to pass out on.

Carrie, You are doing a great
job. I can't wait to see the web
page when it up load it. ZLAM,
Tina

Congrats Naomi and Dan!
Love, Carrie

If i had it alL.yeah... I'd f it up!
-Dave

Mary Beth: Thanks for looking
out for me Saturday night.
Sorry I flipped when you took
my keys, zlam -Nat

AL Jill- Sorry about Friday.
Hopefully, next weekend will
make up for it! ZLAM, AB
Lauren

Big Teresa- Thanks for all your
support. You are the best!
Love, little Michelle

Jill, Way to hang on Friday.
Next time ask to have the
menu read to you. SLAM, Tina

Amy P- Thanks for listening!

you're swell! ZLAM, Amy

This weekend made me a
dummy. -Sarao

Megan- You did a great job on
Sat! ZLAM, Stoermer

Hey, Throw Rocks at the bear!!

Duh, M.S. That's what I wanted. -S.D.

Lamar & Chris, you guys are
the best!! I definitely owe you
one (Pipe line anyone?!) Soon
we'll have the whole town in
our hands!!!! -Marie

Z££- We all had a great time
on Saturday! ZTA

Come on Baby light my fire...
Lucas

Carrie, Saturday night was
awesome! Have a great week!
Sigma Love, Shannon

Little Niki- Dinner again sometime? Loved it! Love, Big
Amy

Jamie, What's with all this crying? That's my job! Smile I
love you and all your sisters do
too. ZLAM, Tina

Erin, Carrie, Stoermer, I for-

Leslie

Fire and Waterfalls make a
Sunday great!!

Nat, why are we always the
last ones out?! -Michelle

Zeta Pal Amy- You're almost
there! ZLAM, Leslie

Erin, way to shade out at 9
Saturday! Love ya little! From
your "real" big!

Nat, I never realized you could
do it that big! And on the dirty
sheets!!! ZLAM, Leslie

Tri Sigma and ZTA = a fun
weekend! SLAM, Amy

Julie, Welcome to Tri Sigma!
You're going to make and awesome sister! We are all excited
to have you as a new member
this semester! Smiles! Love the
sisters of Sigma Sigma Sigma

My favorite Dork: It's been a
year babe- Thank you. Thank
you for everything. Love, your
favorite Turd

Na and Dan, Congrats! Love

after this,

informed me of exactly how
many valves his automobile
has. The necessary information
was revealed on his spoiler.

Tri Sigma, You ladies looked
so sexy on Saturday! Hope you
had fun! Sigma Love, Shannon
B-BAMN UPDATE: Drink
Club is unofficially running.
No matter the time of day, you
can always count on Drink
Club to be there., with beer.
Here's to lying men, you ought
be drawn and quartered.

to

Thank you for the personals
this week LHU! Keep them
coming for the last few weeks.
Good luck you guys!

the

corporate ladder
will be a piece of

Julie, You will do great, can't
wait until next year. SLAM,
Tina

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Football announces 2002 recruiting class ,
versatile athlete, Breiner was a
two-year letterwinner for the
Hershey High School football
team. He was also a two-year
varsity player and captain of
Trojan baseball team.
Brian Camberg, 6'3"
215 - Altoona, Pa./Altoona
Area High School, Position:
Quarterback. Camberg made
third team Associated Press Big
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was named a first team AllBlair County, first team allfirst
team
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region,
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member, he was voted captain
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track.
Josh Day, 6'2" - 285 Beech Creek, Pa./Central
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in his senior season.
Glen Dickey, 5'7" - 170 Haven,
Lock
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Position: Tailback. Local product Glen Dickey was Central
Mountain High School's 2001
Thomas E. Miller Memorial
Award recipient for being the
Most
Valuable
team's
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Gridiron Top 22 selection,
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during the 2001 campaign. As
a junior, he received mention as
the honoree of the team's
Outstanding Defensive Back
award.
Jon "Bubba" Fleming,
6'3" - 160 - Ridgway,
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honors as a punter in addition
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team
Steve Frye, 6'6' - 220 Football News All-Star honors
Blairsville, Pa./Derry Area
as a linebacker.
An active student-athlete, High School, Position: Tight
he was also a three-year varsity End. Frye was a three-year varwrestler, a four-year varsity sity player for Derry Area HS,
Keystone
earned
baseball player, a member of and
the West Branch Area student Conference All-Star honors as
government, and earned the well as the Unsung Hero award
Award
for from the Pittsburgh PostPresident's
Gazette.
Academic Excellence.
Brady R. Grove, 6 3"
Andrew Bremer. 5'11"
Williamsport,
Hummelstown,
170
185
Pa./Hershey High School, Pa./Williamsport Area High
Wide
Position:
Position: Wide Receiver. A School,

Lock Haven- The football
office has announced the 28
high school seniors who will
continue their academic and
athletic careers as Bald Eagles.
Head Coach Mark Luther, who
enters his third year at the helm
of the Lock Haven program,
feels the long hours he and his
staff spent on the road recruiting has paid off.
"The strength of this group
is that they are all quality students, which will help us in the
long term. We have also looked
to continue to increase our size
and athletic ability, especially
from a quarterback and defensive back standpoint."
Breaking down the recruiting class, the Bald Eagles gain
12 defensive players including
five linemen and four defensive
backs, 13 offensive players
including four running backs,
four quarterbacks, and three
wide receivers, and three kickers.
Below is a quick profile on
each member of the Bald Eagle
recruiting class:
Winston D. Alspaugh, 6' 1"
Carlisle, Pa./Boiling
180
HS,
Position:
Springs
Defensive Back. Alspaugh is
an all-state defensive back who
also received Mid Penn
Conference MVP honors his
senior year. He nabbed Liberty
Division Offensive Player of
the Year accolades after making
first team all-division as a running back, defensive back,
punter and return specialist.
In his junior season,
Alspaugh was a multiple allconference selection, earning
first team honors as a defensive
back and second team honors as
a wide receiver and special
teams player.
Ryan Bickel, 6'3" - 240 Morrisdale, Pa./West Branch
Area HS, Position: Linebacker.
Bickel is a two-time Associated
Press first team all-state linebacker hailing from West
Branch Area High School. A
two-year ICC first team line-

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West
Valley
Wyoming
Conference championship team
of Williamsport Area High
School, Grove was the recipient
of the 2001-2002 Football
Coaches Award.
Derek Harsch, 5'11" 190
- Wellsboro, Pa./Wellsboro
Area High School, Position:
Fullback. Harsch, a highly decorated fullback from Wellsboro
Area High School, earned several top honors following his
senior season.
A District IV North AllStar, Harsch also garnered
recognition as the Northern
Tier League (NTL) Player of
the Year, NTL Offensive Player
of the Year, and Twin Tiers
Player of the Year. A multisport athlete, he was also a let-

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tcrwinner in wrestling and
baseball.
Austin Kerstetter, 6'2" 190 - Milton, Pa./Milton High
School,
Position:
Kicker/Punter.
Kerstetter earned honorable
mention all-conference honors
as a kicker for Milton High
School. A two-year letterwinner in football, he also competed three seasons in soccer and
four in track and field. In the
classroom, Kerstetter is a member of the National Honor
Society and the Latin Honor
Society.
Greg Knauss, 6'0" - 180 Laurys Station, Pa./Parkland
School,
Position:
High
Kicker/Punter. Knauss was a
two-time all-state selection,
earning first team honors as a
senior. He also collected allarea and All-Mountain Valley
Conference honors. A versatile
athlete, he was a second team
all-state and all-conference
baseball player.
Andre Kraybill, 6'3" 175
- Lancaster, Pa./Penn Manor
School,
Position:
High
Quarterback. Kraybill comes
to Lock Haven from Penn
Manor High School where he

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Rob Kristiniak, 6'3" - 200
- Flourtown, Pa./Springfield
School,
Township
High
Position:
Quarterback.
Kristiniak is an honorable mention all-state selection and a
Independence
two-time
Football League first team
He was the
quarterback.
Most
Offensive
league's
Valuable Player following his
senior season and he also collected

Nine All-Star, Nicklas also
earned his team's Leadership
Award. In addition to football,
he lettered in golfand track and
field.
Adam Nyman, 6'2" - 185
Howard, Pa./Bald Eagle Area
Position:
School,
High
Defensive Back. A Big 8
Conference first team running
back, Nyman also scored honorable mention honors as a
linebacker for Bald Eagle Area
High School. Also a three-year
wrestling letterwinner, Nyman
is a two-time district place winner and is also a four-event district place winner on the track.
Merlin Oxenreider, 5'9"
195 - Robesonia, Pa./Conrad
Weiser High School, Position:
Full Back. Oxenreider is an allleague fullback hailing from
Conrad Weiser High School.
He led the team in rushing and
scoring as a junior and senior
and was second on the team in
receiving yardage following his
senior season.
Jason K. Scott, 6'4" - 250

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All-Star honors and league
honorable mention honors as a
defensive back.
A four-year letterwinner
and team captain in his senior
season, Kristiniak owns the
Springfield Township High
School touchdown record.
Vince Lynam, 6' 1" - 240
Broomall, Pa./Archbishop
Carroll High School, Position:
Defensive End. Lynam gained
recognition as a first team AllPhiladelphia Catholic League
defensive lineman and was also
second team All-Delaware
County. Following his senior
season, he was named to the
News of Delaware County All-

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Linden, Pa./Williamsport
Area High School, Position:

Star team.

Roger D. Masotti Jr., 6'2"
Tannersville,
255
Pa./Pocono Mountain High
School, Position: Offensive
Line. Masotti is a two-time
honorable mention Mountain
Valley Conference offensive
lineman from Pocono Mountain
High School. In the classroom,
Masotti was named to the
Who's Who Among American
Scholars list, was a Pocono
Mountain Scholar-Athlete, and
earned membership in the
National Honor Society.
Benjamin Miller, 5'9"
195 Martinsburg, Pa./Central
School,
Position:
High
Linebacker/Fullback.
Miller
won the Central High School
Most Valuable Player award
and was also named the
Southern Allegheny's Football
Association's
Coaches
Most Valuable
Defensive

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added to his football skill by
obtaining a black belt in
Karate.
Okinawa
Kenpo
Academic awards include
membership in the
Honor Society and the Central
was a three-year varsity quarComets,
also
Scholar-Athlete award.
terback for the
mention
as
a
Aaron Nicklas, 511' -252
earning special
St.
Marys, Pa./ St. Marys
of
Lancaster-Lebanon Player
School, Position:
High
seaArea
the Week during his senior
Line.
Nicklas was a
Defensive
son.
football,
as
well as the
to
30
All-Star
Big
In addition
Area
Lineman
of the
Marys
was
a
memSt.
three-year
Kraybill
ber of the baseball team and Year following his senior season. A Tri-County and District
earned one letter in basketball.

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Defensive End. A three-year
starter and team captain for
Area
High
Williamsport
a
two-time
School, Scott was
All-Northeast Pennsylvania
Football Conference center,
earning first team recognition
following his senior season.
Additional honors include an
All-District Four first team
selection, Williamsport SunGazette All-Star honors, and a
nomination to the 2002 EastWest All-Star game.
185 Mike Slatcoff, 6'2
Lake,
Pa./Cochranton
Sandy
School,
Position:
High
Linebacker. Slatcoff was voted
as Cochranton High School's
Most Valuable Player, was a
team captain, and was an allconference tailback and linebacker in his senior season. He
also earned all-conference honors as a linebacker in his junior
year. Slatcoff also lettered in
baseball for four seasons, earning wo>i&ll«tonferanco (awards
as an outfielder.
Brad Sones, 6'2" 225
Pa./Southern
Elysburg,
School,
High
Columbia
Position: Defensive End.
Sones was an Associated Press

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Columbia High
School Tigers to the CSC-II,
District IV, and Eastern PIAA
Championships.
Matthew Stadulis, 6'0"
Willow Grove, Pa./
220
Upper Moreland High School,
Position: Fullback. Stadulis
was a first team all-league player at inside linebacker, and also
earned recognition as a
Montgomery County All-Star.
He was a team captain and
nabbed Upper Moreland High
Most
School's Defensive
Valuable Player award following his senior season. In addition to football, Stadulis was a
two-year letterwinner in both
lacrosse and track and field.
Joel E. Stoneberg, 6'1" Freedom,
New
185 High
Pa./Susquehannock
School, Position: Defensive
Back/Punter. Stoneberg was
named to the York Area
Athletic
Interscholastic
Association (YAIAA) Coaches
All-Star squad as a first team
defensive back.
the
He
earned
Susquehannock High School
Unsung Hero and Iron Man
awards, and also set the record
for the most interceptions in
school history. Stoneberg is
also a standout baseball player
and wrestler for the Warriors.
Steve Szobocsan, 6'2"
-Elizabethtown,
270
High
School, Position: Defensive
A Gridiron Greats
Line.
regional standout, Szobocsan
was a two-time LancasterLebanon League All-Star and a
War of the Roses All-Star while
playing for Elizabethtown High
School.

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He was also a three-year
varsity wrestler, a two-year
track and field letterwinner, and
earned membership in the
National Honor Society.
Matt Tischbein, 5'10"
Hershey, Pa./Hershey
165

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Position:
Tischbein is a
three-year varsity quarterback
from Hershey High School. He
also lettered twice in basketball
for the Trojans.
Jamie Wright, 6 0" - 196
Lewisberry, Pa./Red Land
School,
Position:
High
was a
Wright
Defensive Back.
High

Quarterback.

sive end and also earned All- All-Star and earned mention
Anthracite All-Star, All-Central among the Gridiron Greats.
A team captain in his senior
Susquehanna Conference, and
season,
he was an East vs. West
District IV First Team honors.
season,
he Big 33 All-Star Football
Following his senior
was named as the team's Classic participant. Wright letDefensive Most Valuable tered an additional four years in
Outstanding baseball, also gaining all-conand
Player
ference recognition in that
Defensive Lineman. As a senthe
sport.
ior, Sones helped lead

Roller hockey team advances to semi-final round
ties," said captain Steve
Lock Haven's roller hockfor
the
Campbell.
ey team defeated Dare
The teams were scoreless
first time ever with a 6-2 vicof
the
for
15 minutes before Dare
tory in the first round
a wrist shot past
sneaked
playoffs Tuesday night in
win,
Sodano.
Williamsport. With the
later
minutes
Two
Lock Haven moves on to face
next
the
week in
Bloomsburg
semi-finals.
Randy Helsman had a hat
Adam Swarr
trick and Kevin Sodano made
Eagte Eye
to
the
Bald
18 saves
lead
Columnist
Before
Eagles to victory.
Tuesday night. Lock Haven Helsman struck on the power
play to even the score at one.
was 0-3-1 against Dare.
to
our
Lock Haven's first lead
get
"It was good
came
when Jason Erdman
first playoff win," said Nate
a
from the corner. It
a
took
shot
Zwierzyna. "But we have
in the mouth and
next
hit
Josh
Fry
tough team to play
bounced
into
the goal seconds
week."
half ended.
Gill,
before
the
second
Dare's goalie, Jason
the Bald
victory
Smelling
had a rough night making 24
out
for
the secHe
a
came
faced
Eagles
saves on 30 shots.
to
continoutond
half
determined
Lock Haven offense that
ue
the
pressure.
shot Dare 30-20, including
Campbell scored three
15-7 in the first half.
minutes
into the half with a
the
battough
"We won all

slap shot past the glove of

skated away from the inci-

Gill. Helsman got his second dent.
Campbell drew a fourpower play goal of the game
four minutes later to give minute double minor for
boarding. Dare was slapped
LHU a 4-1 lead.
Zwierzyna added a goal by with a five minute major and a
banging a rebound past Gill game misconduct.
Had Campbell retaliated in
for a 5-1 Lock Haven lead
any way he would have been
with 14 minutes remaining.
Dare scored a wrap around ejected from the game, and
goal a minute and a half later suspended for the next round
of the playoffs.
to close within 5-2. The game
After tempers simmered
got ugly after that.
the game resumed and
Erdman drew an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after Helsman finished his hat trick
banging his stick in disgust of with a goal in the final
minute.
Dare's second goal.
faces
Lock
Haven
Dare got a tripping penalty
week
next
in the
followed shortly by a tripping Bloomsburg
Bloomsburg
semi-finals.
penalty on Lock Haven.
With 3:39 remaining, defeated Lock Haven 4-1 in
Steve Campbell dove for the January. "Bloomsburg will be
puck, and in the process a tough adversary," said
wiped out a Dare player.
started
In other action, the Titans
Dare
players
a
beat the Predators 3-0, and
yelling and almost incited
fight, but Campbell wisely will play the Woodpeckers in

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Boone named PSAC
West Pitcher of the Week
Lock Haven- Michelle
Boone, a softball player,
earned recognition as the
Pennsylvania State Athletic
Conference (PSAC) Western
Division Pitcher of the Week
for events ending April 7.
Boone, a senior, went 2-0
this past week.s picking up
wins over Edinboro (11-3) and
IUP (7-1).
She threw a complete
game against Edinboro, striking out four while allowing no
earned runs. Against IUP,
Boone came in for the final

five innings. She scattered
four hits while striking out
three with one walk.
On the season, Boone is 72 with a team-leading 1.65
earned run average. She has
two saves to her credit, and
has tallied 32 strikeouts.
The Lock Haven softball
team is ranked 23rd in the
nation with a 22-7 record
overall and 5-1 PSAC West
ledger. Up next for the Bald
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events, winning the 100 meter

hurdles (14.8), the long jump
(16' 10"), and tying for first in
the high jump (5'1").
She also ran the lead-off
leg of the winning 4x400
meter relay.
Ritz secured top finishes in
the 100 meter dash with a time
of 12.7 seconds and also finished first in the triple jump
with a leap of 35'8-l/4". She
was a member of both the
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Farrow captured the gold
the
200 meter dash in 25.4
in
seconds, the 800 meter run in
a time of 2:17.7, and also ran
the anchor leg of the firstplace 4x100 meter relay
squad.
The LHU track and field
teams will travel to Bucknell
University on Saturday, April
13, for the Bucknell Open
starting at 11 a.m.
The Lock Haven multievent student athletes will
travel
to
Millersville
University on Friday and
Saturday, for the Millersville

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Stout, Garcia and Mussachio capture national titles
Bald Eagles have six AllAmericans; Team finishes fourth.
The Bald Eagles', team
and senior, Chuck
captain
The Eagle Eye
Mussachio, completed a stelcareer winning the 175The boxers finished a lar
lb. title with an impressive 5strong fourth in the 2002
0 decision over Navy's mid
National Collegiate Boxing
west regional champion
(NCBA)
Shareef.
Amir
Championships this .past
stopped
Mussachio
weekend at the U.S. Naval
Citadel's Eric North in 1:34
Academy in Annapolis.
of the first round in the quarThe Bald E:agle boxers
terfinals and was picture peralso crowned three national
in decisioning Air
fect
champions and had one
Forces'
Rodney Ellison in
bronze medalist with six of
semi-finals.
night's
Friday
the eight-man team being
This was Mussachio's
awarded All-America status.
second national title after finishing as a runner-up in both
his freshman and sophomore
years. The Wildwood Crest,

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Mussachio celebrates after his
second consecutive
national title.

native

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upset defending 139 lb.
champion, Steve Cobos,
USNA, 5-0. Garcia, a senior,
proved to be too powerful
and aggressive for the
Midshipman.
Garcia had won the 2000
national title at 147 lbs. and
made a huge sacrifice by
dropping down to 139 for the

himself as one of the best,
pure boxers in the amateur
ranks. The future for John is
unlimited", assistant coach,
Ken Cooper, said. "He just
keeps getting better and better."
Earning bronze medals
were Art Tusil, 112 and
Miro Jelev, 185. After a bye
in the quarter finals, the
smallest Bald Eagle lost by a
RSC-2 to the eventual chamXenon
Mallari
pion
"Tusil,
(UNLV).
just a sophis
omore developing his ring
skills nicely and should be a

first time in his career. He
decisioned Chris Munar,
Citadel, 5-0 in the quarterfinals and upended tough Jose
Gonzales (UNLV), 4-1 in the
semi-finals. Garcia was not
to be denied in his champi-

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"He's had a great career
here at the Haven producing
an excellent 23-11 career
record. This is a guy who
lost his first six collegiate
bouts, but through determination and hard work, fired

Education
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Education major has established himself as one of the
"elite" collegiate boxers. He
completes his collegiate right back to win two-gold
record with a 29-6 record.
and a bronze medal the past
"Not bad for a guy who three years at nationals. His
lost his first collegiate bout work ethic was second to
back in October, 1999. none", said Cox.
Junior, John Stout, 125,
Chuck has given us four
GREAT years," said head won his second straight
coach, Dr. Ken Cox. "His national 125 lb. title with a
workman-like 5-0 decision
perfect 2002 national tournament was icing on the cake." over Navy's Adam Mallo.
Stout, the defending
Mussachio also won his
fourth straight ECBA title champion had a quarter-final
this year becoming only the bye and came back to decififth Bald Eagle boxer to do sion Air Force's Eamon
so. "We'll miss his leaderMurray 5-0 in the semi's.
ship in the gym. It's been Stout was a silver medalist
most enjoyable working with in his freshman year and has
Chuck."
established an outstanding
The Bald Eagles second 23-3 career record.
"The Lock Haven,
national champion was
Comanche Garcia, 139, who native has now established

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national title bouts in Annapolis last weekend.

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stated transfer, completes his first
championships",
season with a promising 7-3
Cooper.
Dr. Cox said that he
record.
Also earning a bronze
is
confident
Miro can win
medal was Miro Jelev, a
the
title
at
either
185 or 195
bruising 185 pounder from
next
season.
Bulgaria. After a bye in the
The Bald Eagles' other
quarter- finals, the luck of
were
the draw pitted Jelev against three boxers competing
also
competitive.
very
defending 175 lb. champion,
All-American status
Earning
Zuber,
Navy.
Ben
was
Gus Pugliese, 132, who
Zuber won a narrow 5-0
won
the ECBA qualifier
decision (59-58, 58-57, 5857, 59-58, 60-58 on the five then dropped a controversial
judges score cards) to defeat 3-2 decision to Air Force's
Dathan Salgado in Thursday
Jelev in the semi's.
night's
quarter-finals. A one
had
lost
a
Jelev
also
3-0
deduction
for holding
decision to Zuber back in point
late
the
third
round
took a
in
Richmond,
November in
sure
victory away from
VA. The rugged Bulgarian
had stopped Army's Duane Pugliese.
A Pugliese win would
Mantle in the 3rd round at
have
moved the Bald Eagles
the LHU Invitational back in
to
up third place in the team
February.
Mantle was on the other
"Gus gave 110% and
side of the bracket and was
to win the bout,"
deserved
totally outclassed 5-0 by
Cox
said. "But, life
Dr.
Ken
Zuber in the championship
on
goes
and
it's
just another
bout. Jelev, a junior college
important learning experi-

ence. Gus is only a junior
and can set his sights on the
2003 season."
Senior, Jeff Raymond,
147, unfortunately drew
defending national champion, Ulysses Linares, Air
Force, in the quarter-finals.
Raymond gave a good
account of himself and won
the first round.
However, the talented
Linares stormed back and
won the final two rounds to
earn the 5-0 decision. "I'm
proud of Jeff," said Dr.
Cox, "and happy he had the
chance to qualify for the
nationals his senior year.
Raymond, a 14-bout veteran, Jeffhas been one of our
hardest workers in the
gym."
156 lb.
Promising
Derrick McGraw, a freshNorth
man
from
Philadelphia, dropped a
competitive 5-0 decision to
Air Forces' Tom Cisar.

The bout see-sawed
back and forth for the first
two rounds, but the Falcon
boxer scored with several
good body shots in the
third round to earn the victory. "McGraw proved to
be the best of the Bald
Eagle freshman and has a
promising future."
"I'm elated with our
performance at Navy. My
coach
ken
associate
Cooper and the senior leadership ofComanche Garcia
and team captain Chuck
Mussachio along with John
Stout, Jeff Raymond and
the rest of the team made
this a great year for Bald
Eagle boxing.
It was one of the closest
team races in NCBA history. A break here or there
would have given us the
team title. We should do
very well again next year,"
concluded a happy Dr.
Cox.

Track teams claim titles
Softball splits double header
with IUP, remain ranked No. 23 at Mansfield Tri-Meet
men's
The
and
women's outdoor track

Jared Guest
Eagle Eye Staff Reporter

and field teams traveled
to Mansfield University
to take part in one of a
series of PSAC mandated
meets, challenging the
Mountaineers along with
Bloomsburg University.
The Bald Eagles kept
their Mansfield Tri-Meet
win streak alive with a
pair of wins this afternoon. Both LHU squads
have never lost the team
title in the meet's seven
years of existence.
The men's race ended

The softball team split

the doublcheader against
IUP (13-9, 1-3) this past
Sunday. They

suffered their

Softball

first conference lost, after
wining five in a row. LHU
(22-7, 5-1) won the first
game, 7-1, off a four RBI
outing by Jocelyn Tutrani.
The Haven's pitching
staff got roughed up as they
used three pitchers in a 12-4
loss to the Indians in the
second game.
Kristen Tome and Janet
Paterson each added an
RBI. as the Haven had 10
hits in the first game.

Designated hitler.
Angie Gula went 2 for 4 and
scored twice. Molly Shuey
started the game on the
mound, only lasting two
innings. Michelle Boone
pitched the rest of the game,
allowing four hits and one
run.

The Indian's Kristen
Godlcsky picked up the loss
as her team committed four
errors. Jamie DeShong and
Regan Casey each had two
hits.

IUP struck early with
five runs in the second and
seven in the third inning to
seal the victory. Tutrani
continued to dominate the
Indians as she hit out her
second homerun of the season. She finished 2 for 3
with two RBIs.
Tara Trabosh's only hit
of the game was a RBI
triple. Lynnette Murray
added the other RBI in the
defeat.

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Jocelyn Tutrani (above) and the Bald Eagles upped their record
to 22-7, splitting a double header against IUP last Sunday.

She was charged with four
runs on three hits.
Shuey (5-2) completed
the game, pitching the last
two innings, where IUP got
three runs across the plate.
IUP's Sherry earned the
win, scattering nine hits over
five innings ofwork. Laurie

Joos destroyed the Bald
Eagles as she went 2 for 3
with five RBIs.
Murray leads the team

with a .366 batting average, to a .230 batting average.
to
34 hits and has been safe in
LHU
heads
18 of 20 stolen base California today, after the
attempts. Four other starters game was scheduled to be
are also batting in the threeplayed earlier this week.
Tomorrow they continhundreds. Trabosh has a
slight lead of 21 RBIs over ue their PSAC West swing
as they hit up Clarion and
Murray's 19.
Boone is continuing to return home to host the
stifle opposing teams, as her Kutztown Golden Bears
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previously set by Rob
Mortensen during the
2000 season.

Javelin thrower Nick
Slotterback pocketed his
third NCAA qualifying
distance in as many
meets, this time bettering
his season high with a
198'7" toss to take first
place in the event.
Multiple event winners
included Jacob
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Kelly Deitrick (10-2)
only lasted two innings after
giving up five runs on five
hits.
Boone (7-2) entered the
game and could not get an
out after facing four batters.

with a first place finish
for the Bald Eagles with
174 points and 12 inditop
vidual
finishes.
Mansfield came in second with 127 points,
while Bloomsburg rounded out the field with 30
points.
One school record
fell, and one Bald Eagle
posted an NCAA qualifying performance.
Chris Cowan became
the school's fastest 3000
meters runner, clocking
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Edinboro continued moving forward, pounding out
five hits for four runs to
take the 5-2 lead.
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after 2.1 innings of work.
For LHU, Eric Bajrj
takes the loss, moving his
overall mark to 1-3 on the
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