MMMBMNNMHHHHHHHPJMNMMHM^ wrestling bad boy, Dylan attend lhu. Hv The Longest-running show on WLHU tells all. . ( Page 10 Page 9 JALljf^ ¥™f ■ LHU boxers crowned j npions Back page http://w ww.lhueagleye.com BbB^BBI Today's Weather April 12, 2002 11, Volume 55 Haven April calls attention to sexual assault Sumer Buttorff Eagle Eye Staff Reporter In light of April's desas Sexual ignation Month, Assault the Clinton County Women's Center urges college students to help themselves and others avoid being victims to the grossly under-reported crime. statistics Although low reveal occurrences of sexual assault, experts say only a "relative few" are reported to authorities." "The majority of cases are not reported," Brimmer, Women's Center volunteer, said. "People feel they are alone because nobody else reports it." A 2001 report by the National Institute for Justice showed 3 percent of college women nationwide have been victims of an attempted rape during one school year. Only 5 percent ofthese women reported the crime. LHU statistics reveal a clean record of zero incidents during the last four years documented. "Our record of not having reported sexual assaults is a tribute to the students in our University University's Student Newspaper Hock Haven, Va. er. "I sincerely hope that students take every precaution to prevent such a happening," Koch said. "Friends need to also be as concerned about those they care about and try and help someone before an assault occurs." Kristin White Comics Movies Opinions 11 2 PoliceBeat 10 Sports hack page 5 8 Sun box 5-7 Weather. 2 Parson's Union Building Lock Haven University Lock Haven, PA 17745 wsroom: (570) 893-2334 Fax: (570) 893-2644 Visit us on the web: i# High-65 Low-51 See weekend weather Page 2 McGary. Because Delayers must be certified by the staff of the recreation center, the climbing wall operates on more restrictive hours: Monday through Friday from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. and 5 p.m. to 8 p.m., and Saturday and Sunday from 12 p.m. to 3 p.m. and 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. In order to use the recre- Eagle Eye Staff I Following an informative two-day open house, the Student Recreation Center officially opened for business Wednesday at 7 a.m. Eager to utilize the new facilities, students arrived early and waited at the doors, with more than ation center students must 600 people visiting the present student ID each time recreation center on the of access and complete a medical history release opening day. According to Student form. There are no costs Recreation Center Director required of students, yet Chris McGary, students and equipment can be rented for faculty were amazed and a fee. Climbing shoes and excited about the final realother such accessories are ization of a fitness center available to users, but not long in the planning stages. necessary. The facility contains an Although exterior conelevated track, three racstruction of the building and quetball courts, an exercise landscaping will possibly and dance room, a weight continue into May, the room, three multipurpose ongoing work will not hincourts and a fitness area der access or use of the stuequipped with various car- diovascular These areas machines. are open Monday through Thursday from 7 a.m. to 11 p.m., Friday from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m., and Saturday and Sunday from 12 p.m. to 9 p.m. Late arrival of equipment has delayed the open- ing of the climbing wall, yet it is expected to be ready for use on Sunday, said dentrecreation center. Initially McGary has designed a schedule designating activities, courts, and usage times in the multipurpose area in order to control use and evaluate student interests. The schedule is operating on a trial and error system and is subject to change based on usage patterns. "We've had some con- Marc Rayman/The Eagle Eye A student pumps iron at the new student recreational center. The center features three basketball courts, a climbing wall, weight room and aerobic center and an indoor track. voiced about cents usage and time allocation, so we're doing this to help things run more smoothly," said McGary. "Everything is going to take some time and then we'll adjust the I BBBh Br iB ML BV" in the Student shown concerns about usage student advisory council for "H c *^B * m ih^BhBBHBbhIBBBBBBhp'' ize schedule accordingly." Students have also Godspell takes the stage B7 of the facility by university athletic teams. The teams are not permitted to organRecreation Center, however, availability for club use has yet to be determined. McGary is currently in the process of putting together a __\\ J T^fn^^^H Shawn Shanley/The Eagle Eye Melissa Anstead sings in the first musical in seven years. Godspell will be in the mainstage theatre tonight, tomorrow and April 19-21 at 8 p.m. Check the Eagle Eye online this weekend for a review and more information. Spring is here, finally t^wn Br _f__j_\ See Assault Page 2 auuficdt ii Rec center opens to students community," President of AcademicAffairs, Linda Koch, said. "I encourage all students to help each other so that no one will be victimized and experience the traumatizing effect of sexual assault." Because 85 percent of sexual assaults on female college students are by acquaintance it is important students make themselves conscious of unsafe situations and watch out for one anoth- ye -Willi iilrfwinii '^ ^ ^ ^ ^fl 5Tv/d Kubarek/ The Eagle Eye Kara Crandall, (left), and Sarah Rowland, like Punxsutawney Phil,' are a sure sign of Spring as they study on the Russell Hall lawn. Following a weekend of snow, temperatures hit the mid 60s this week and are expected to reach the 70s next week. the recreation center that will address the issue and hopes to establish guidelines by the end of the spring semester. "It was understood from the beginning when the referendum was put out that the athletic teams wouldn't be using the facility," said es not to impea Scott Evans Eagle Eye Staff in black and white," said Henry. Other senators defending the five stated that they had a conflict of schedules and were unable to attend the SCC and committee meetings. One ofthe five is student teaching and is not in the Lock Haven area any more. "You're impeaching five people at the second to last meeting to make an example of them. It was gone about the wrong way," said Senator George McGary. "Individual ath- letes from the athletic teams of course have access, but the teams cannot hold practice here." Pamphlets outlining the basic policies and procedures of the recreation center are available at the front desk and in the PUB. senators made on five people when every senator has been guilty of missing at least At the second to last one meeting or office meeting of the Lock hour. Haven University Student Henry reminded everyCouncil Cooperative one that the five were tar(SCC), the senate overgeted for missing all three whelmingly rejected a bill commitments, not just one calling for the impeachinfraction. She also stated ment of five senators. that as senators, they must The senate also represent their conapproved a club constitustituents. tion and heard brief com"If they're not here (in ments on the opening of meetings) then how are the new Recreation Center they doing that, and why The bill constructed should they hold the title and presented by the SCC Sigle. of senator," Henry said. Ways and Means Another senator asked Committee called for the how judgments could be See SCC removal of five senators for neglecting to perform their duties as senator. Senators Mac Pyle, Mark Fritz, Aaron Stehman, Josh Miller, and Jess Sedlack were named as the five senators who did not execute their responsibilities. All senators must attend every SCC meeting, or provide an excuse for absence prior to the meeting. They also must serve and attend the meetings of two SCC-funded clubs or organizations, and serve at least one office hour per week in the SCC office. According to Senator Betsy Henry, spokesperson for the bill, all five were notified of their possible removal, yet none Marc Rayman/The Eagle Eye were at present Wednesday's meeting. "You have a responsiJason Fitzgerald listens as students bility as senator, it's listed debate over SCC senator responsiblities. i4lr^ ^ BMMB^ Page 2 April 12, 2002 Eagle Eye Dorms will be smoke free Trumbauer gives finacial history of rec center construction LOCK HAVEN- Health Association conBeginning in the Fall of curs with a total non2002, all residence hall smoking residence hall rooms and apartments at environment in its most Lock Haven University of recent position statement recommending that colPennsylvania will be nonMany factors leges and universities prosmoking. have been considered in hibit smoking in all resihalls including the formulation of this dence shared and private rooms. decision. Fire safety also is an For the past two years, issue. a Quality of Life Survey The University is was answered by at least currently refurbishing the 77% of on-campus stu- residence halls with smoke dents. Both years, more detectors and sprinkler than 60% of students said systems and must elimithey want the residence nate all potential for fire halls to be totally smoke hazards. Candles and free. incense are banned in the The University is conresidence halls; therefore, cerned about students' it makes sense that cigahealth. More and more rettes be banned also. For more information new residents report respion this decision, please ratory problems and allergies related to second hand contact Dwayne Allison, director of Student Life at cigarette smoke. The American College 893-2319. World Record Sunday April 21! Campus ministries is sponsoring a multi-sport event at Jack Stadium. Events begin at 1 p.m. and finals in the events are at 5 p.m. Some events include a frisbee distance toss, an accuracy soccer kick and the worlds largest volleyball game. shall serve as an arena for people interested in the latino cul- From SCC Page 1 ture. SCC Vice President Craig Miller stated that if the senators in question were aware of a conflict in schedule, they could have easily filled out a letter of resignation. As it stands, the bill was rejected and the five senators will remain senators at the present time. SCC did approve the constitution and by-laws of the Student Association of Latinos Americano, Sabor Con S.A.L.S.A. The organization SCC Nick Treasurer Trumbauer gave the senate some history on the steps it took to have a student recreation center at LHU. According to Trumbauer, in 1995, students approved a $50,000 referendum to build a recreation center. In 1996 though, a similar was opposed referendum because students would be paying for the center three years prior to its completion. Then in 1998, a referendum passed for the construction of Alcohol increases risk of rape From Assault Page 1 The risk of rape increases when alcohol is added to the mix,students need to recog- nize that this makes one more vulnerable and less alert in potentially dangerous situations. If you are assaulted, go to the emergency room immediately without eating, drinking, changing clothes, bathing or going to the bathroom. This will preserve evidence in the case you may want to press charges. Seeking medical attention is also necessary to evaluate external or internal injuries. The infirmary staff is also trained in collecting physical evidence, which can be used to establish criminal charges. If you are sexually assaulted it is not required by law that you report the crime. Your hospital visit is entirely confidential as is counseling at the Women's Center. For more information you can contact the Clinton County Women's Center at 748-9509. Don't forget to fill out the Eagle Eye application!!! the recreation center with students footing the bill after it was completed. The completed Rec Center adjacent to the PUB parking lot saw over 600 students walking through its doors on Wednesday, it's first day of operation. The $7 million facility was paid for by a 40-year bond taken out by LHU from the Commonwealth with a five percent interest rate. Now that the center is finished, students can now expect reimbursing to the be Commonwealth by way of a $25 fee on their student billing this In the fall, that rate will jump to $99 and will increase three percent every semester until year 27 of the loan, where students will pay $200 and the figure will then go down. Money for repairs to the facility, and new equipment for the facility had already been figured into the cost, so students will not be charged extra when something happens at the center. The final SCC meeting of the year will be held on Wednesday April 24, 2002 at 7 p.m. in the PUB Meeting Room 2- Greek Week Saturday, April 13 Airband Price Auditorium, 2 p.m. Sunday, April 14 West Branch, 12 p.m.-1:30 p.m. Tuesday, April 16 Basketball Zimmerli, 7:30 p.m. All posit ion are paid The Sisters of the Alpha Rho chapter of Sigma Sigma Sigma will be holding a luncheon on April 20th celebrating the sorority's 104th anniversary. The Founders Day Chairman is taken reservations at 893-3921. All area Tri Sigma collegians and Alumnae are invited to Applications arc due by April 16 Friday, April 19 For more information contact Shawn Shanley at Track and Field Jack Stadium, 6 p.m. the Eagle Eagle x2234 or send a message to lhiieaglcyc@hotmail.com §CC Senator of the Week by Scott attend. The Inter Fraternity Council (IFC) is hosting an airsoft paintball rush for interested males wanting to learn more about Greek life. The registration deadline is April 18. The rush will be held on April 28 at Extreme Adventures Games from 1-3 p.m. The cost is $10 per person. Contact Ryan Thayer at rthayer@lhup.edu for more information. This week's SCC Senator of the Week is Speaker of the Senate Jason Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald is a sophomore from also said that the SCC makes important decisions that directly effect the students and they should be aware ofthat. On a national Jersey Shore and GREEK NEWS Outside of SCC, Fitgerald is a member the NRA, Ducks Unlimited and is a member of the Republican Party. Think before you drink The numbers show that when young people and alcohol mix, there are deadly consequences. Most teenage deaths are associated with alcohol. Partnership for a Drug-Free America found that more than 6,000 died in alcohol-related traffic accidents in 1995. Ironically, alcoholic beverages most associated with "happy hour.. have a host of other very unhappy results, such as alcoholism, other drug use, and alcohol poisoning. brcH)8ht to you by " High-67 Low-52 '" ' His reason for joining SCC was to simply make a difference for the student body. He Statistics show that young people are drinking younger and more frequently than previous years, often beginning around the age of 13. The average number of alcoholic drinks consumed among college students is 5, according to a recent survey. Among those under 21, it is 5.5 drinks, and among those 21 and older, it is 4.2 drinks. WCdthOf has served on senthe Fall ate since semester. §^^AT&T *'»' mm* High-68 Low-48 See fullforcast and up to date news at: www.LHUeagleye. com Mm--, the scope, Republican supports tax cuts, a smaller federal government and the continued right to own and bear arms. Globally, feels the he United States should take a more active role in supporting our BEAT Minor Kristin M. Gree '■f ''ff 893-2278 1439 Doris St., PA 18067 I, 6 Minor Anne C. Hudak, Old Bridg BethAnn Szekeres, Hav JLock tion in Police Beat is | Open I Dr., rNJ1 Darlington 08857 om 235 Russell Hall PA 17745 ible by the Pennsylvania State Law. ally Israel during their ongoing conflicts with the Palestinians. BAD CR EDIT IS LIKE A BAD NICKNAME. IT WILL STICK WITH YOU FOR YEARS. ft"' - Campus Law This week in history April 12, 1975: Mrs. Helen Farr Sloan, widow of the celebrated painter John Sloan spoke on the opening of the Sloan fine arts center. Later that week the center was filled with the late Sloan's artwork and was displayed to the students. 3 April 12, 2002 Speakers to present medical education program in the PUB LOCK HAVEN--A Continuing Medical Education (CME) program for physicians, physician assistants and nurse practitioners will be held on Wednesday, May 1, 2002 from 11:30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. in the Parsons Student Union Building (PUB) Conference Room 2 at Lock Haven of University Pennsylvania. The Category 1 four-hour event is sponsored by the University Physician Assistant Program and Geisinger Health System. The event will feature four distinguished speakers as well as exhibitors from the pharmaceutical industry. The tuition for this program has been underwritten by event supporters and the Lock Haven University Foundation. Dr. Timothy J. McCloskey, D.O., a specialist in pediatrics and allergies from Susquehanna Health System, will present, "Management of Asthma and Allergic Diseases During Pregnancy." His presentation is supported by Jennifer Noviello from exhibitor AstraZeneca. Dr. Roger J. Cadieux, M.D. and clinical professor of at The Psychology Pennsylvania State University who specializes in adult and geriatric psychiatry, will present, "Adult and Geriatric Psychiatry." His presentation is supported by Chad Home from exhibitor Pfizer, Alta Division. Dr. Joseph P. Bering, Jr., M.D., a specialist in cardiovascular disease from Susquehanna Health System, will present, A New "Beta Blockade: Paradigm in the Treatment of Heart Failure." His presentation is supported by Angie Koch also from AstraZeneca. Dr. Victor Marks, M.D., a specialist in Mohs Surgery from Geisinger Health System, will present, "Service Excellence for Health Care Providers." Upon completing the educational program, participants will describe the current recommendations for the management of asthma in the pregnant patient; describe the indications for using Beta Blockage in congestive heart failure; discuss the current management of depression in the adult and geriatric patient; describe the importance of a service minded approach to patient care. In addition to AstraZeneca and Pfizer, Alta Division, Merck & Co., Inc. also will exhibit. Geisinger Health System, accredited by the Pennsylvania Medical Society to sponsor continuing medical education for physicians, designates this program for a maximum offour hours of Category 1 credit toward the AMA Physicians Recognition Award and the Pennsylvania Medical Society requirement. membership of and certificates Receipts be issued for attendance will Attendance each course. be for the conkept records will of the participants. venience The registration deadline is April 15. To register for the program or for directions to the University PUB, please call Lori Beers at (570) 893-2540 or email her at Lbeers@lhup.edu. Several cadets head to National Advanced Leadership Camp HAVEN--The Lock Haven Soaring Eagle Battalion is proud to announce that several cadets of our illustrious unit will be attending National Advanced Leadership Camp (NALC) and Leader's Training Course (LTC) during the summer months. Both of these camps are jammed packed with vigorous Army training, such as a gruel- LOCK M16 Qualification Course, a physically demanding Obstacle Course, and many other intensive events which will test the cadet's ability to push their physical, mental, emotional stamina and leadership abilities, The camp's mission is to train these cadets to not only execute the basic functions of soldiers, but also to enhance their leadership skills. These cadets will be placed in leadership positions at their camp, and will be expected to properly conduct the duties of their position in accordance with army leadership standards. These camps are certainly not like weekend camping trips. These cadets will be faced with obstacles and responsibilities unlike anything they have ever experienced before. Some will be placed in a position where they will be personally responsible for the well being of 30-45 people under their command. They will be responsible for every aspect of their daily routine like where and when their troops eat, sleep and conduct training, just to name a few examples. These cadets have a huge responsibility before them, so lets wish Cadets Carrie Arthur Becker, Dodd, Josh Herr, Adrienne Comanche Garcia, Michael Donnarumma, Nathan Svencer, and Colin Urie the best of luck. ■ utivc 2002 semester Monday night. board for the fall This year, formal elections were unnecessary as none of the offices had opposing candidates. A few more current RHA members were nominated for executive board positions, but declined nominations. The new executive board will consist of: President Kelly Trone Vice President Melissa Bish Secretary - Arthur Becker Treasurers ~ Rob DeGeorge and Matt Carr Equipment managers - Chris El Nahal and Robert Benton Public Relations Kristina Pestridge Historian Kristine Ferguson SCC liason Justin Seitz NCC liason - Catherine Dimotsis RHA is holding a blood drive on April 18 in the PUB. The Club Haven Dance will be on April 19, from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. AH are welcome to attend. Finally, on Sunday, April 28, RHA will be hosting "Hillapolooza." There will be several bands performing at the event, including Lock Haven favorite, Midnight Special. Other events will also be taking place. - - -- - mmmmm M |..MIM||MHI.I II ■ Illustration courtesy of the ROTC website The easiest cash you'll ever make!!! An ambitious student with a reliable vehicle is needed to be the distribution manager for LHU's Newspaper Readership Program. Must not have any classes before 10 a.m. but is still willing to wake up before 8 a.m. Takes less than an hour per day and the pay is enough to make your jaw drop! or call x2334 All interested candidates should email Shawn at Final decision will be made on Wednesday April 24! Photo by David Kubarek Lead singer, Tyler Schock of the band 'Not Alone' played at the ampitheatre behind Woolridge Hall on Wednesday. The event was sponsored by RHA.. noli | » I m in the PUB All lollipops $0.10 each Art CarvedKing €au April 16th and 17th Caffim, Cards Good for Domestic and International tyrcCM Soobtore 26th and 30th April April 9:00am to 4:00pm April 12, 2002 Page 4 breast cancer awareness New regulations censor Internet radio Art exhibit addressesfeatured speakers: Pennsylvania," is sponsored by Internet radio gives listeners access to what was once unreachable: pure '80s mixes, foreign language channels, distant hometown shows. Yet if new copyright office regulations are implemented, many U.S.-based Webcasters will have to shut down before June. The requirements include new royalty payments and elaborate reporting requirements. WMUC adviser Stephen Gnadt said he is still examining whether or not the new requirements will affect the campus station. If they do, the station's budget might change drastically. At a time when WMUC plans to increase its number of audio streams, WMUC DJ and Web Manager Mai'Nguyen said she and other jockeys would have to work harder just to fulfill the new requirements to keep the station Webcasting. The fees and regulations have generated widespread concern over the future of Internet radio. Bill Rose, a vice president at Arbitron Inc., wrote letters to Congress on behalf of the company, the largest researcher of radio ratings and business. "The impact of these fees will dramatically reduce the consumer's choice of streaming content, limit the diversity of streaming 'voices' on the Internet, stifle competition among content providers and impede the growth of a popular new medium," Rose wrote. "Few if any companies will be able to pay the cost." Among the varying rates, i-commercial WMUC would pay the lowest, of a cent per person per song. Its annual royalties would probably not exceed the minimum license fee of $500 annually. The station pays for operating costs with funds from the Association and The Recording Industry Association of America, a www.SaveInternetRadio.org are major supporter of Webcasting popping up to fight the looming royalties, sent a letter to the U.S. Copyright Office saying requirements. The requirements have been the new rates do not fairly coma long time coming. The 1998 pensate artists and record cornDigital Millennium Copyright panies. "Artists and record compaAct allowed record companies nies deserve to be rewarded for to collect royalties when their copyrighted works were played the creative contributions that via digital media such as Webcasters utilize to build their Internet radio. Webcasters businesses," the letter said, received an automatic license to "Musicians and artists should those works but were responsi- not be forced to subsidize the ble for royalties retroactive to profit margin of Webcasters like Microsoft, AOL MTV, the date of the act. and others." and TimeWarner When record companies The RIAA's letter suggested Webcasters could not agree on a that the the minimum fee be raised Copyright U.S. royalty rate, annually and the per$5,000 a of to panel Office created be raised as listener royalty arbiters. The panel released its well. on rates in recommendation Gnadt said he thinks the staFebruary and the copyright on rates no tion will be able to pay the fees office must decide if it has to, but the royalties may lead to a more austere radio station budget. "Something would have to give," he said. "They would probably not be able to update as much equipment on an annual basis." Nguyen said WMUC is unable to meet the potential reporting requirements the copyright office might also adopt in the next months. "Such rules will enable copyright owners to receive their royalty payments as expeditiously as possible," a later than May. Retroactive roycopyright office document alties will be due 45 days later. to states. surprise The Radio stations would be Webstreamers and listeners required to submit records of came when people learned royalties will not be tied to the Web every song they have played, site's profits, as Webcasters and including 11 pieces of information about each song. record companies recommend"That would be a lot, a lot of ed, but charged by listeners per work, and we're just volunteers. song. Even royalties of fractions None of us get paid," Nguyen of a penny add up. The New said. The station currently keeps York Times reported that the for the Federal most popular Internet stations logs would have Communications Commission, but the new logs would require to pay about $100,000 in royalmore time and effort. ties a year plus retroactive pay"It would just be more ment under the panel's reeombureaucracy to have to deal mendation. Beethoven with," Gnadt said. yet to earn any profit. business sponsorships. Suddenly Web sites such as Daina Klimanis ■»»•*. Md. occasional - LOCK HAVEN"The public is the invited to attend Pennsylvania Breast Cancer Coalition's (PBCC) educational work of art entitled, "67 Women-67 Counties: Facing Breast Cancer in Pennsylvania," April 18-28 at the Parsons Union Building (PUB) on the campus of Lock Haven University of Pennsylvania. This inspirational traveling photo exhibit opens with a reception on April 18 at 7:00 p.m. The reception features musical entertainment and the following Charlotte Asherman, PBCC Executive Director; Dr. Craig University Willis, Dean President; Linda Dieffenbach, PA Department of Health NC District Executive Director; Dr. Michael Greenberg, M.D., Clinton Medical Associates; Fran Decker, Cancer Control Specialist/Patient the PBCC and funded by the PA Department of Health. The photo exhibit showcases at least one woman from each county in the state. It celebrates the life, courage, hope and dignity of all of the women and families who have had a personal battle with breast cancer and encourages women to learn about early detection. For more information on the traveling exhibit, contact Robin Conklin at 570-8932253. Services, ACS; Willeen Matter, PBCC Exhibit County Clinton Participant "67 Women-67 Counties: Facing Breast Cancer in International speaker to continue series next week LOCK HAVEN--The Lock of University Haven Pennsylvania Institute for International Studies is concluding their fifth annual lecture series with feature lecturer Dr. Linda McKie, research professor in Sociology at Caledonian Glasgow University in Scotland. The lecture, which is free and open to the public, will be held at 7 p.m., Thursday, April 18, in Hamblin International Hall of Flags, Robinson Hall at Lock Haven University of Pennsylvania. McKie is research professor in Sociology at Glasgow Caledonian University, where she also serves as associate director of the Centre for Research on Families and Relationships. She received her Ph. D. in Sociology from the University of Durham in 1989 and is currently an elected member of Sociological British the Executive Association Committee and chair of the Development Professional Committee of the British Sociological Association. McKie has published extensively on gender issues, caring and the family. Her publications recent book include Gender, Power, and the Household, Macmillian, Constructing and 1999 Gendered Bodies, Palgrave, 2001. For further information, please contact the Institute for International Studies of Lock Haven University at (570) 893-2140. Small business workshop to benefit entrepreneurs LOCK HAVEN—For community members planning to start their own businesses, the Small Business Development Center at Lock Haven University of Pennsylvania and Sun Bank will hold a how to start a small business workshop on April 19th from 9:00 a.m. until Noon in Akeley Hall Room 126 on the University Campus. The workshop will include such helpful topics as tips on determining the feasibility of your business plan, learning registrations, government a list of monthly developing and determining expenses potential sources of financing for a business. Dawn M. Datt, director of Business Small the Center, and Development Wade Keiffer from Sun Bank will lead the discussion. The cost of the workshop is Checks, payable to "LHU Foundation - SBDC" can be mailed to Krisy $15. Meeker, Training Coordinator; LHU Small PA 17745. For more information about the workshop or for free assistance in starting a new business, call the Small Business Development Center at (570) 893-2589. Featuring La Klave Del Swing Salsa/Merengue band April 13, 2002 in the PUB Multipurpose room from 8 p.m. to midnight Admission is free and all are welcomed. In the PUB BIG SCREEN MOVIE VfDttlf SJcy April 14th @ 7:00pm and 9:00pm April 15th @ 8:00pm Check out the daily specials! II I Business 105 Development Center; Annex Building; Lock Haven, OPEN Monday Friday 8:00am to 4:00pm - Page 5 April 12, 2002 OP/ED What to do tear it down or build it up? Eagle Eye LHU's student newspaper Matthew English OP/ED Editor lUE 11, VOLUME 55 Parsons Union Building Lock Haven University Lock Haven, PA 17745 Phone: (570) 893-2334 Fax: (570) 893-2644 What did you create today? What did you do today? Did you make something good and share it? Or did you spread negativity and B.S.? @hotmail.com -. In the countdown theater I do nothing much, move some benchs, make some fog, very simple things that will earn me my one credit of art/music/the- Faculty Advisor Douglas S. Campbell I can graduate. But while I'm there. I watch the actors, the production crews, and the managers and everyone else involved and I know what little I do now can't compare to what they're doing and what they've been doing since the beginning of the semester. They've been working five to six times a week for usually three hours a day perfecting their lines, positions, timing and voices for the upcoming production atre so Shawn P. Shanley Sean Dooley News Michelle Hershey David Kubarek Features Jessica Savrock Lindsay Johnson of "GodSpell." No matter how things turn out no one can fault their commitment and no one can deny that they strived to bring something to life at this school. If anyone knows Jason "Golden Poppy" Huber, they Suzanne McCombie Gregg Tripp Op/Ed Matthew English know that he is ridiculous. He's some mutant who doesn't sleep and is incessantly driven to keep doing more and he's a student at Lock Haven. He is the HAC coordinator, the president of Roteract. the President of Alpha Kappa Psi, he chairs the Concert Committee for Hac which is ing but tear things down and surround themselves in rubble. And you have to feel sorry for them because airless criticizm with no direction; negativity for the sake of being negative doesn't do anyone any good, especially them. But there are so many here who build things up. Did you make something good and share it? Or did you spread negativity and B.S.? all the for responsible Coffeehouses and also this years 311/Hoobastank concert. He creates in the middle of what some people shrug their shoulders and call a little no nothing college. I live with the President and founder of the Criminal Justice Student Organization. There wasn't one at this school before him, he created it. He built something not just for himself but for other people, too. There are apathetic people in this school, just like there are apathetic people everywhere. There are people who do noth- Opinion writers tend to focus on things that we feel are wrong and that need to be changed because we are always looking to make things better. It's our nature, and we don't voice our opinions to see our own worthless names in print or to have some smug satisfaction that we are better than anyone else, because we are not. We are also creators, we bring something to you, The Eagle Eye. However flawed it may be, however many misspelled words there are, how lame and crappy some may say it is. It's there every Friday, and if you don't like it, then change it, join, make it better, build. If not shut-up because I don't want to put up with someones crap if all they do is sit on there asses and criticize. Taj Brown is one of the most influential members of the He's currently in NAACP. on an exchange but while Spain he often travels America he's in before country lecturing the hundreds of people. And he's an LHU student. This year nearly fifty LHU students traveled to Alabama on their spring breaks to build homes for the homeless. It has been the third year in a row that Lock Haven students have worked with Habitat for Humanity. Students on campus who join the volunteer organization Americorps, spend many of their weekends and several hours each week doing service projects for the community. We shouldn't forget about student atheletes, many of whom don't get scholarships but still spend time training and performing year-round. Or what about the SCC which consistently struggles with membership but those that do participate take it very seriously. And I'm only thinking about the organizations and the people I've been associated with. I'm sure I've neglected or forgotten about many groups on campus that make life here better. I've never been one of those tour guides that shows prospective students around campus, but I sometimes think about what I would say to them after I've toured them around our modest red-brick haven and had to leave them with one summation. I think it would be this, everything you need is right . here. It may not look like it, this place may not look like anything special, but believe me everything you need is right here, running steadily below the surface, trembling and waiting and all you have to do is reach out and take it, and shape it and create something and give something, too. I'm saying don't do nothing, don't tear down what's around you and put nothing in it's place. It is an opinion, it is my opinion and you can argue with it, but I don't see how. Journalism Majors, time to worry about the fall Classifieds Heather Flicker diately because you have to love getting a job without anything to what you do to go into this field. show potential employers. that guy. Don't be that guy who Unfortunately, there are too writes for us for half the semesIt's pay is not very impressive. And the we won't by way, pay many people in the communicater and then decides he doesn't Ah yes, the days of April are you for writing two paragraphs tions major who are not want to do it anymore and doesupon us. Seniors are counting every week. n't bother to tell us, and instead involved with any form of the days until graduation, everymedia. As a result, we have It's sad that a lot of students just slops showing up to meetone's workload is aplenty and are going to graduate staff members here who are not Don't be that guy (or girl) think they ings. the Eagle Eye just opened up who comes and work for in the major. I positions for the fall. Me. I'm here, says don't because what really down the New York care "Unfortunately, worried. And it's not about Times right out matters is that they do their best. (or she) is he graduating, for I have another It is nice to have communicanred up to write too many people involved of college, year before I have to be con70-or tions majors working here it making lor us and then cerned about that. Nope, I'm w*ncv««*whiru. writing is what you want to do communications major 80-grandThinka with in (or her) again. their career, but we are not year. the fall. And yes, i am to this major at the Eagle again. It is limited j 10 are not involved with Every semester we start with to If talking Eye. about take going you're not in communiwhat seems to be a full staff. By eo of hard things you'll work hard and that cations but P y f the end of the semester, about Q have work and do all you can to learn and really pic half of those people are left. improve, we do want you. While I hope to see a lot of pulled down here look, positions are to ever make it to the big city, "Hey in the past and if you are reading say, And I'm not saying everyapplicants for the fall semester, this and think I might be talking paid. Yeah, I think I'll work unless, of course, your daddy one communications major there are also some people that I about you come here, I want there. I need money." If that is has a connection somewhere. should be working for the Eagle absolutely do not want to apply in whisper something your your attitude, we do not want If that that is the case, please Eye. If you're into broadcasting to if they plan on doing the things ear: I am. you. let me know so I can punch or P.R., remember that we also people have done in the past. Don't come to our first meetto trick anyone. you in the mouth. have a radio station, a public I won't try Don't get me wrong. We tell us want to a does not You should be working, you pay very be staff Working here relations department and televihappy need help down here. We have a fact, we probably don't ing at a small town paper for sion shows on this campus. In reporter and then say you have well. lot of staff members graduating much class work to take care get paid enough. I don't mind. $20,000 immediately after you Freaking do something people! and I don't want to discourage too of and can't work here. I have Because I truly love what I do graduate. And college is the I love writing editorials. people who will come down news for we are all students here. are to start planning If you you: getting your on best place here and give us a decent effort down here. We all have schoolgoing into journalism to get rich experience because you're at the paper. work to do, we are all trying to quick, change your major imme- going to have one hell of a time Sean Dooley Eagle Eye Editor in Copy Editor Jessica LaCroix Photographers Marc Rayman P.J. Harmer I just want lo say don't be get good grades and we all find time to do our schoolwork and work here. It's called time management. Learn how to manage your time or don't waste mine. But above all, I would have to say the absolute worst is when people see our applications and there Online Editor Stephan Baldwin Advertising Tracy Jackson Jamie Melchionne .. Shawn P. Shanley Ryan Van Rossum Sumer Buttorff Kevin Carver Scott Evans Jared Guest P.J. Harmer Kristin White are the w an orm f media." 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LETTERS NE EIVED WITHOUT THIS INFORION WILL NOT BE PRINTED DLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS IS 5DAY BY 3 P.M. THE EDITOR THE RIGHT TO EDIT ANY ;RVES I A«*e upu a starving artist, with a tourtured inner soul struggling to express itself? Tnafstoobad EL55®yahooxO?n |; April 12, 2002 Eagle Eye Page Life with Earl: Grab your ax it's TV chopping time P.J. Harmer Eagle Eye Columnist Earl's priorities changed quite a bit when we met him for lunch this week. Turns out he's a little irritatover the fact that some of his ed favorite television shows are on the chopping block following this season. "Look at this junk in the USA Today," Earl shouted as he waved the Life section of the paper when we walked in the door. "They are going to cancel some of the greatest television ever watched!" I still am trying to figure out why I go along on these visits with Earl every week. Besides the fact that Jay drags the Big Easy and I with him every time he goes to meet Earl "What in the world could be getting cancelled that would stop the world," asked The Big making money." "Now you just hold on a second," said Earl. "Just because the execs don't want these shows, don't mean we people don't want the shows!" I wanted to go and hide right there. I don't think Earl had a grasp at all on how it works to keep a show on the air. "Look at these two, the 'Temptation and 'Mole' Island'," said Earl. "These are two of the finest reality television shows out there. I realize some people can't stand them, but a lot of people love them! Me being one of them!" "Earl, that stuff is trash," I said. "You can't be seriously "Settle down," the Big Easy said. "It's one person's opinion. Not everyone is always going to agree with you." "You listen here, you people have no clue what a great show know what Earl wanted to save. is," said Earl. '"Ally McBeal', "So Earl, out of these shows, Island', the 'Mole'; 'Temptation which of them do you really great shows. And for are all they want to save?" the fact that they may "Ally McBeal," Earl said you to like cancelled, well, you're all be while flashing his million dollar sick." smile. "No Earl," said Jay. "We just "You have got to be kidknow that those shows stink and ding," said Jay. "That show is votes you can send in all the terrible!" aren't going to save them. No sooner than those words Remember this too Earl, you came out of Jay's mouth. Earl to buy postage to send need perked up. He looked straight at them in. Allowance isn't until Jay and raised his eyes. next week, right?" "You take that back right On that note, Earl's face got now," said Earl. his normal red and he stormed "Not a chance," said Jay. away. He returned 30 seconds "That show stinks." to his paper. One final "Them's fightin' words," later grab stare and he huffed out the door. said Earl as he stood up. the first time I could Now I have seen it all. Here This was say Earl was mad at us. honestly we were discussing shows canMaybe he wouldn't call or celing and Earl was ready to Nah, we couldn't fight someone over the fact that find us again. lucky. he worships the ground Ally be so McBeal walks on. ™So Earl, out of these shows, which of them do you really want to save?' VUly McBeal', Earl said...'" Earl sat back and scratched his look so matter-ofchin. Then just shook his Earl's was to swat it off head. fact that I wanted "See the problem with the his face. Jay couldn't stop laughso to the television Big Easy industry is that they ing, it was up out line don't listen to the people," to try and figure Earl's claimed Earl. don't know "They ofreasoning. so have two what we want." you "Well Earl, "Earl, they cancel shows shows," Big Easy said. "There are always a couple of shows because they are not getting the that get cancelled that people ratings and not making money," I said, getting a little irritated at will be upset about." two," not this point. "If they cancel them "Oh, it's just those the at it's with good reason. Even pointing paper Earl said "Look at these though many people may like the Big Easy. wondering why they were canclassics. 'Bob Patterson', 'The the show, not enough like it to celled. I don't even think the Ellen Show', inside Schwartz', save it." Mole made it through the full 'Weakest Link', 'Family Guy', "Well, they got a ballot in the season." 'Undeclared', 'Felicity', and USA Today to send in and try to "My point exactly," said 'Danny!' These are good sitsave some shows," Earl said Earl. "Didn't even give it a coms." tossing the paper in front of us to chance to shine this year. And "Earl, seems to me like see the ballot. "I'll start a camIsland', how can 'Temptation to save the shows. I can't band," a one-man said paign you're Easy. "I mean seriously Earl, if you go wrong with a show that Jay. "Fight the power and go try go without some of them." these shows are getting canto get couples to break up and save your shows. Go after After looking over the list, I celled, it's because they aren't tries and get it on with a lovely single the man, Earl!" actually was curious. I needed to the Editor -Letters to the editor are the opinions of the author and do not reflect the opinions e Eve staff or its associatesof the 'The average LHU student wants to drink and do drugs and get laid' Dear Editor, Why do I read the Eagle Eye every week? I think it's because I automatically flip to the OP/ED section first to laugh at the misinformed drivel that has been published, written by either the editors themselves or some poor, unfortunate student. I was involved in the "incident" (snicker) last year, but only to defend my fellow non-journalistic schoolmate who was unfairly attacked by your then editor-in-chief, even as you say that it is the policy of the Eagle Eye to not respond to any letters. Ha (By the way, I wish you knew how many people I didn't even know came up to me and congratulated me when that came out.) I've not written since because I don't think it would be in good taste for me to be writing letters all the time. Although I'm not sure why something as pathetic as the "Life with Earl" series would fall under Op/Ed, you don't seem to be having any problems as far as filling all that white space with columns, especially the letters proclaiming the existence of God and Jesus and Satan and how we're all going to Hell and blah blah blah blah blah. Really important stuff. I suppose I could write a response to Tom Justice's defense of the war on terrorism, but who cares? Even if I point out everything that is wrong with what he wrote, it's not going to sway anyone's opinion. If these issues were really on someone's mind, he or she would have written already. I think the truth of the matters is no one on this campus really cares, and I wish you people in your little offices in the PUB would come to terms with it. Nothing that you write is informative or important. Don't you understand that? I think it's funny that it takes a week to produce eleven pages of absolutely nothing. How many trees have you guys killed whining over the lack of student response to your publication? Or making us suffer through the ruminations of some insipid wannabe columnist? I hope you use recycled If you want to change things, you must take action Dear Editor, Unfortunately, I must agree with Sean Dooley on this one. I am a former Lock Haven student, and current Community college soon-to-be-graduate. I am involved with several groups, all with outside opinion considered. There is a definite correlation between the people involved with an organization and those not involved, but would rather run it their way regardless. Rather than take the initiave to actually contribute, the majority of people seem to want to be the C.E.O, if you will, yet not take responsibility in making the deadlines, taking the complaints from all angles and keeping a half-way decent GPA on top of it all. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, and freedom of the press, within common sensical limitations. As a group leader, nothing is more daunting, even threatening than an anonymous letter. True leaders address problems, and are willing to come to a compromise with the person's opinion. With an anonymous letter, or worse, verbal attacks via hearsay on where you stand with policies, you have no chance for improvement. Please try and put yourself in the position of where the editors are. They have their own opinions, yet are able to reach an agreeable compromise. Let's think 10 seconds longer before we take that silly action that is not constructive to the cause at hand. paper. The average LHU student wants to drink and do drugs and get laid, not pontificate over Sean Dooley's journalistic criticisms of their behaviors. Get real. Get a life. Just do your job and stop crying. How many times do I have to say that? Matt Slavick Pitstop on the campaign trail, with frisbees you see dea Write us a letter All letters are due no later than 3 p.m. Tuesday. Send them to shaggy._19333@yahoo.com or bring them to The Eagle Eye office in the PUB. mi Dear Editor, My name is Nicholas Trumbauer and I recently ran to be your S.C.C. Inc. President. However, the results of that election are unimportant to this story. In fact, my narration has nothing to do with the S.C.C. Inc. or any other matter relating to student government. What I would like to share with you is a realization that I came to along the way. Most of you by now have either seen or received one of the red, plastic Frisbees my running mates and I gave out during the election period. I assure you that when the notion struck us to give out Frisbees we imagined a warm, late-March day with a gentle breeze. People would be on every lawn tossing our little piece of propaganda every which way. Never did we foresee the blizzard conditions Mother Nature had in store. In response to this tragedy, my running mates attempted to find other uses for our little gifts. One suggested to a passerby that he should use his Frisbee to cover his food to prevent it from cooling. The best use we found was to use them as snow shields. If there had been more snow, we were considering marketing them as pocket sized saucers for sledding. Even in this final fury of winter, there was much delight on faces of those who received one of our poorly timed gimmicks. Still, I felt ill to my stomach, because there was no way anyone was actually going to use them during the election. Or so I thought. Later that night I took a walk to try and relieve some of the day's stress. When I ventured past the front lawn of Russell Hall, I noticed a group of people running all over the place. As I got a little closer, I could pick out a red disk flying about their heads. I quickened my pace to see what was going on. I stood on the sidewalk and watched with overwhelming relief as a group of about thirty people played ultimate Frisbee. I had never before seen the game played, so I watched and tried to Figure it out. In between figuring out some of the rules, another thought entered my head. We are often reminded that everything is connected, but never was I more aware of the irony of this concept than at that moment. Yet never was I more pleased with the truth of that concept. These frisbees, meant simply to be a way to increase votes for my running mates and me, became the epitome of what we stood for. Here were thirty students, together, just enjoying themselves. There was no alcohol, no drugs, just clean fun. There was no arguing, fighting, or discrimination. Even members on opposing teams were working together to provide fun for all. It was dark and reading the writing on the Frisbee was almost impossible, so I knew very few of those playing knew where it came from, but that wasn't important anymore. Standing there, I realized there is always a flip side. Sometimes we don't see; sometimes we get lucky and it finds us. My Frisbee idea flopped as a campaign promotional item, but on the flip side it work out great as a tool to promote stu- dent togetherness. On May 15 I will no longer be serving you as an Executive Board member. Though I look back and can easily find my faults. I hope that on the flip side everyone has gained from my service. I know I have. I am uncertain about the future. I know I will be here next year; more than that would be a guess. Whatever happens, I am sure I will see you on the flip side. In regard to the war on terrorism, mind the hypocrisy; student responds to previous letter to the editor I am writting in regards to a letter that appeared in the Eagle Eye's last edition "The war on terrorism revisited" by a Mr. Tom Justice. While I respect other's views and all that crap, I cannot help but think OFF IN THE that he is wrong. In his final conclusion, he says that "we must be prepaired to act unilaterally." to eliminate the terrorist threat. One question, WHAT DO YOU THINK PISSED THESE PEOPLE FIRST PLACE????? -> AMERICAN INTERVENTION These people don't just hate us and want to kill us for no reason. They did not just wake up one day and decide "hey let's go kill some Americans". The past and present policies of the American governIt's like killing your professor because he gave you a bad ment is why we have the problems that we do. We should not go and kill the terrorists for something that is our own fault. That never solves problems. grade on a test Killing the terrorists and sundry will do nothing but breed another generation of people that hate America. You want to stop terrorism in the United States? Back off, stop bombing, call it even, and LET IT GO. Hey we screwed them over, they sent us back, it's even as it stands. Stop intervening in countries where we have no business, our thoughts are no greater than anyone else's. What gives us the right to dictate the courses that other countries should take? What makes us so high and mighty compared to the rest? that America Our crime rates are some of the highest in the world, our nation's children consistently score lower on education tests than do those of Europe. We do not have the world's leading economy, all that we are no country longer the greatest has that other countries doesn't is a brick headed idea that we are always right and that our way is the only way. We have fallen so far from the ideas that formed this to want to act unilaterally, you close my original thought, you at anything.But I digress, this started out as a disagreement and threatens to end up as a disertation of everything wrong with America. Anyway, bombs on want to "eliminate the threat," then I wish you luck. You can't do it. You cannot kill all the terrorists, you cannot stop the hate, and you cannot eliminate the threat for future generations by dropping will only get stronger and smarter). You will caves and dirt. You will only enrage the world community and breed a new, smarter generation of terrorists (the stong will survive, and evolution predicts that they sort out the bodies is not the answer. cure, that them all and God letting you answer, do not a but can tell for sure killing I not have I incidents, cause more do have the and more destruction. I only Until the answer is found, keep flying your symbols of "righteousness" and "justice," stick them all over your cars, and remember that "America is good and always right": - Page 7 Eagle Eye April 12, 2002 Eagle Eye announces open positions for Fall 2002 Editor in Chief (1): The editor in chief oversees the day-to-day operation of the newspaper. He/She is in charge of the editorial and creative content of the overall paper although individual sections retain some autonomy. The editor in chief is also in charge of the newsroom and all Eagle Eye staff members. Although the business manager performs maintenance of all financial matters, the editor in chief is ultimately responsible for the proper use of the budgeted monies and the advertising revenue in order to ensure sound investments and advancement of the newspaper. The editor in chief is typically in the newsroom to oversee production Monday through Thursday evenings. Staff Reporter (1): The Eagle Eye is looking for one staff reporter. This individual will be responsible for turning in one in-depth article a week. This position is great for beginners who are looking for experience but are not sure that they want a full time position. This is an excellent way for journalism students to get their feet wet and start building a portfolio. It is also great for English majors to sharpen their writing skills. News Editor (1): The news editor is responsible for assigning and writing news stories for the news section of The Eagle Eye. The news section consists of "hard news." It covers University functions ranging Copy Editor (1): The copy editor is responsible for reading each and every word of the newspaper, searching conscientiously for grammar and spelling errors. Knowledge of the Associated Press (AP) is preferred but not required. This position would be an excellent opportunity for English majors to gain some practical, hands-on editing experience. Copy editors are typically in the newsroom Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday evenings. from guest lecturers to campus police news. This editor is responsible for the production and layout of the news section on a weekly basis. News editors are typically in the newsroom for layout on Wednesday and Thursday evenings. Sports Editor (2): The sports HTML code (Java, XML and other languages a plus!). The online editor will be required to the update webpage College Publisher, on a weekly Eagle Eye Staff Application Position(s) Applying for: basis. 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The position encompasses This is a great position for the finished pages of The Eagle to the printer on Eye coverage not only of varsity someone starting out. The classports but of club sports as well. sifieds editor is typically in the Wednesday, Thursday, and This editor is also responsible newsroom on Tuesday evenings. Friday mornings. They will then pick up the papers on for the production and layout of the sports section on a weekly Online Editor (1): The online Friday mornings (ideally around basis. Sports editors are typicaleditor is responsible for the 9 a.m. but as late as 10 a.m. ly in the newsroom for layout on updating and maintaining of the depending on class schedule) Thursday Eagle Eye Online. This person and distribute them around camWednesday and is preferred to but not required pus. The circulation manager evenings. to have extensive knowledge of must have a car. ��Please also list any relevant experiences. Include classes. Be specific. to us at LHUeagleye@hotmail.com. ��Please also include a writing sample if you are applying for a position which will require you to write. �"Interviews will be conducted between 6 p.m. and 8 p.m. on Wednesday, April 17th and Thursday, April 18. Please indicate the best time for your interview. for applications is April 16, submit applications to the Eagle Eye office in the Pub or email to LHUeagleve@ hotmail.com* Stop picking; your nose! Visit www.I;HUeagleye;com jfyour ad was placed here it would be seen by neady -fOOO student* and faculty. for more information cal 1^^^ April 12, 2002 Eagle Eye Page 8 way no ain't that cause lady, a treat to how Learn Lindsay Johnson Eagle Eye Features Editor showed Hulse observing LHU students and faculty that "That Ain't No Way To Treat A Lady" in her performance Friday night. Her live multimedia/spoken word presentation spoke out against violence against women. Hulse put on her performance 7 p.m. Friday iri the PUB MPR. The event was sponsored by the Women's Studies Program. The program incorporated music, dance, poetry and statistics to dramatize violence against women in our culture today. Hulse wrote, choreoNancy graphed and performed the show herself, with some minor help from volunteers to act as props during the performance. "It's my path," comments Hulse in reference to why she chose to take her ministry in this direction. "It's what I'm supposed to do." Joseph Piazzo, technical director, introduced Hulse and the program by presenting several facts and statistics concerning violence against women. Piazzo has been working with Hulse for eight years. A more dramatic further introduction included more statistics, displayed on a make-shift projection screen, accompanied by the song "Behind the Wall" by Tracy Chapman. The remainder of the show was divided into six segments, each of which was designed to portray a stage of an abusive relationship. These were presented from an abused woman's point of view. Hulse represented the abused woman, and had several different male volunteers from the audience represent the male abuser/boyfriend/husband and a female volunteer represent a friend of the abused woman. The first segment of the show, titled "Choices?", focused on Hulse choosing between friends and the man she loved. It was performed to "Brave & Crazy" by Melissa Etheridge. It was followed by a segment A clip from the Lifetime TV called "Introduction: Giving up "The Tracy Thurman movie him," and everything for Cry For Help" began A Story: abused woman focused on the titled "In segment career, the friends, giving up their movie Memoriam." After the the man family, self and soul for she loves. This section was clip, brutal, crime-scene-like names of accompanied by "Slave to photographs with abused women and their dates of Love" by Brian Ferry. on a "For Your Love" focused on death were displayed by Hulse Hulse trying to change the man memorial wall made Mary" Cried "The Wind while in herself she loved and losing the process. She performed this by Jimi Hendrix played. Hulse used the final segment segment to "Torture" by Berlin. program to express the of the strobe light She also utilized a freedom that comes from leavfor dramatic effect. ing an abusive relationship. She next the segment, Hulse used segment "Breaking titled "Exit", to express the diffi- called this culty women have in leaving an The Ties That Bind" and perabusive relationship. This seg- formed it to "Let It Go" by Luba. The show was followed by a ment was set to "I Don't Want 30-minute discussion on the To Cry" by Mariah Carey. Longest-running show on WLHU to hold Milk Fest VI Sean Dooley Eagle Eye Editor in Chief Milk Fests, ghostly calls, romantic stories, interviews with prominent LHU students like the Smith Hall opera singer, and more. That is what "The Jerk Show" from 11 p.m. to 1 a.m. Thursday nights on WLHU mWm mm presentation and other related concerns. Poetry used to segue between sections of the show was written by Willa Cather, Charlotte Perkins Gilman, Audre Lorde, Robin Morgan, Gail Murray, Pat Parker, Marge Piercy, and Virginia Wolf. Hulse and her organization, Womynkind Productions, perform this show and another show, "A Rose By Any Other Name", which deals with the issue of rape, as part of nationwide tours in the spring and fall. She also offers workshops in conjunction with or independently of her shows. More information can be found at her website: www.womynkind.org. Around'Campus Asks: "What do you like best about the new recreation center?" HHP (http://www.lhup.edu/radio) is all about. From its humble beginnings, the longest running show currently on the air at WLHU started as a three-man crew in the spring of 2000 and turned into a five-person crew this past fall. The three original members of "The Jerk Show," Lars, Fugly and lay McStain, made addiCannon and tions Toy Swallower to the show. Lars said that the lone female on the show, Swallower, "adds a unique perspective to the show. She adds more input and balances things out." The original members say Toy Cannon's ability to smooth talk female callers into loving him and even striving to date him is almost unparralelled. Jay McStain enjoys his time on the air immensely. "I like hosting 'The Jerk Show' as much as I like running through 'Cutter's Gap' on Mario Kart (for Nintendo '64)," McStain said. Next Thursday, April 25, on the season finale, they will be holding Milk Fest VI from 11 p.m. to 1 a.m. Several contestants will attempt to drink a gallon of milk in one hour. All are welcome to attend and a prize will be given to the winner. The WLHU studio is located on the seventh floor of "I have no complaints. I'm excited for it to open and to use the wall." - I J Carrie Ehrliart, sophomore "I like the treadmills. The entire facility is great, though." - file photos Kerri Mills, senior m Clock wise from left: Swallower, Fugly, Jay McStain, Lars, and Toy Cannon, your "Jerk Show" "I like the TV with the .o-hosts. cardiovascular equipment." - Mike Greenberg, sophomore which Fugly called into the studio with clues of where he was on campus and listeners tried to find him, and a special Halloween Show in which the callers told "ghostly" stories. Prizes included free CD's of the show. Primarily a talk format, "The Robinson. Jerk Show" does play music, "The Jerk Show" does not mostly rap. A lot of music is have guests in the studio freplayed in the background while quently, however, they do the five show members are talkreceive a great amount of phone ing. calls. When a woman calls in, it They said that about an hour is new addition, Toy Cannon's and a half is dedicated to talk time to shine. and only about a half hour is Recently, however, the show music. This allows more time has had one guest coming up on for fun stuff. occassion. This man (or animal) Lars mentioned that the is the famous muppet, Kermit show has made "best of CD's. the Frog, who enjoys speaking These are available for a good to all kinds of students around laugh. Call them at 893-2212 on campus, but, like Toy Cannon, is Thursday night for more informore fond of talking to the mation. ladies. Kermit is just as much a You can check out The Jerk sweet talker as Toy Cannon. Show's official website at When a man calls in, it is time for Swallower to work her For fan mail, write to magic with the young man. Last Thursday night, "The thejerksho w @ hotmail .com show Jerk Show" was able to track This Thursday's down the infamous opera singer should be one of the most enterfrom Smith Hall and they were taining the crew has ever pereven lucky enough to hear a formed in the past few years. sample of her singing live on the Fugly made a myserious yet air. appropriate comment when he In the past, "The Jerk Show" said, "you'll never know when has had contests for telling the you're talking to 'The Jerk best romantic stories (a night Show.'" which made for some of the best Listen to college radio you could ask for), a "Win a Date with Lars" contest, a "Find Fugly contest" in Shows on WLHU Sunday: 7 to 9 p.m. Brendon Costello 9 to 11 p.m. "The Ref" Monday: 7 to 9 p.m.James Hathaway 9 to 11 p.m. Duane Jones Tuesday: 5 to 7 p.m. Sara Stroup 7 to 9 p.m. "Lumpy Hair" 9 to 11 p.m. Brandon Coleman Wednesday: 3 to 5 p.m. Bill Defibaugh 6 to 8 p.m. "The Rocket" 8 to 11 p.m. "Crossroads" Thursday: 7 to 9 p.m. Bryan Jenke 9 to 11 p.m. Josh Benavides 11 p.m. to 1 a.m. "The Jerk Show" Friday: 9 to 11 p.m. Mike Cressman & Brett Nelson from Sunday to Friday on http://www. I h up. ed u/rad i o 'The track and the cardiovascular equipment are my favorite parts because we don't have any cardiovascular equipment on campus." - Pam Swords, junior * 1 Campus ministries to hold 'World Record Sunday' Kristy Hepak Eagle Eye Staff Reporter As the warmer weather approaches, LHU students have something to look forward to that will take their minds off of studying and finals. On Sunday, April 21, from 1-6 p.m., the Protestant Campus Ministries will be holding "World Record Sunday," at Jack Stadium to try and set new world records. This day is open to all students and faculty members. Events being offered are frisbee toss, sponge toss, soccer kick, badminton shuttle hit and wiffleball hit. These events will be judged upon distance and accu- racy. Event sign-ups will be held Wednesday, April 17 Bentley in and Friday, April 19. There will also be a chancfc for any Recreation Management majors, to help out at the everjt to gain any community service hours for part of their graduation • • prerequisites. 'I All students are encouraged participate and the largest group that signs up will get. a pizza party provided by Campps Ministries. "You don't have to hold up a Bible to participate," said Chuck Yorks, coordinator of Campus Ministries. sad more on this event to next week's Eagle Eye 9 A pri' Pro-wrestler has aspirations to attend LHU Sean Dooley Eagle Eye Editor in Chief Put a dairy farm worker, a GNC worker, a security guard for Mac Trucks, two Dial Soap employees and a perspective LHU student together at the Ground Round in Hazleton, Pa. and what do you have? You have the aftermath of a (World X-Treme WXW Wrestling) show in Hazleton. You have Jessica Kinney (stage name "Jessica Dally"), Eric Cobian ("The Star Eric Cobian"), Bill Yerger ("The Extreme Billy Dream"), Pete Knepper ("Big Poppa Pete"), Joseph Adkins ("Malichi") and the man of the hour, Francis Scarcella ("Dylan Dean"). Scarcella is one of the main men who make the independent wrestling federation, the WXW, run so smoothly. Called by his stage name, "Dylan," by his co-workers, even offstage, Scarcella is a bad guy ("heel") manager and a creative assistant for the WXW and is highly respected by his colleagues who all fully support his decision to go back to school. Many of his co-workers are former college students or college grads themselves. Eric Cobian has an accounting degree from the University of Texas, Nick Indeglio ("Zero Gravity"), is a Penn State graduate with a degree in elementary education and former Nittany Lion mascot, and Jessica Kinney attended Warren County Community College. "We have the best independent TV show out there and it's all a bunch of kids that are doing it because they're getting this from their colleges," Kinney said. "I think it's great that Dylan's doing this. He has a talent for writing and wanting to go and pursue bigger and better things beyond that. It's encouraging." The owner of the WXW, Afa ("Afa the Wild Samoan #1"), said, "Dylan Dean is part of the family. He is loyal to my family and WXW. He plays a major role in the company and is an excellent talent. As a heel manager, he is in my opinion the best in the business. I am very proud of him for this. I can't stress enough how valuable education is." After Scarcella graduated high school, he landed a job with the soap opera, "Another World" on NBC. After working on the soap for three months, the show started making cuts and because Scarcella was one of the newer characters, he was soon let go. Scarcella was living in Manhattan at the time and was soon called to do guest ring announcing for wrestling. "I liked it and it paid me well right off the bat," said Scarcella. I started liking wrestling more and more. I went to (wrestling) school. I trained. I decided I was going to be a manager and a bad guy manager." At one point, Scarcella planned on attending Clarion University because the WXW had its sights set on making a Pittsburgh Center. The plans for the center in Pittsburgh fell through and he then started doingresearch on other schools. "I stumbled across Lock Haven. I took a ride out to see how it was and decided to go to school," Scarcella said. "Wrestling's hard," he said. "It was easier for me to sign with NBC than it is with the WWF. It's very hard. There's not a lot of money in the independent (wrestling leagues). I went from making major money because I was a name coming offthe soap to now just a regular independent guy. I've been seen a million times on other federations and I want a degree. I really want a degree." Pending being accepted to the school, Scarcella plans on majoring in journalism and mass communications while at the University. "I'm really looking to get involved with the newspaper and radio," he said. "I've always wanted to do it. I figured I'd give it a shot and see what Scarcella plans on. continuing work with the WXW while LHU. But he said that he plans to work exclusively with the WXW while a student rather than going to any other independent shows on top of that. at However, he will have to cut back on his hours quite a bit. "I'm cutting down on wrestling a lot. I'll only do the WXW shows which are usually Saturday and Sundays. There's an occasional show on a Thursday or Friday which I'll still make it to. Now it's 24 hours but I make it that way because I'm always doing it." Scarcella's co-workers are also able to separate their stage lives from their personal lives and know once they are done performing, there's no hard feelings. "From a character standpoint, I hate the guy," said Kinney. "He makes my skin crawl. He's a snake. He's a lowdown dirty cheater. From a personal standpoint, he's a mastermind. He can envision everything that's going to happen during the show. He's very in touch with the whole locker room." Being in touch with the wrestlers has a great effect on their performance. "We all train together," Adkins said, who is managed by Scarcella. "It's like, 'you're losing to this guy tonight.' You say, 'OK. I like the guy.' We're all trying to get to the next level. If you do your job, you get more respect than just winning." Being the bad guy is a part Scarcella plays well and seems to enjoy quite a bit. When asked if he was ever a "face" (or a good guy), "he responded, "never, ever, ever.." Although he is primarily a manager, Scarcella hops into the ring on occasion. "I wrestle a lot of gimmick matches," he said. "I was the Heavyweight Champion. Samu (former champion) beat the hell out of me the The Metal whole match. Maniac comes in, hits him with something. Bad hot dogs. A small dusty legion hall. ISO fans going nuts at some wrestlers that most people may have never heard of. Essentially, it's grass roots wrestling. It all adds up to one thing, fantastic independent wrestling. And that is what World X-Treme Wrestling (WXW) tries to do every time they put on a show. The WXW is based in Hazelton and is headed up by Afa, a former WWF tag team champion with his brother Sika as the "Wild Samoans." Afa has continued his love of the sport with his wrestling school and federation. As independent federations go, the WXW is one of the better ones out there. Not only do they have ties to the WWF, but also a solid fan base in Northeast Pennsylvania. "It is a challenge running an Independent promotion," said Afa. "There is so much that independent promoters have to deal with to make a name for P.J. Harmer/The Eagle Eye themselves and wrestlers. I thank our dear Lord,, that I have The Metal Maniac gets bodyslammed by Brian Anthony off the top rope at the name and reputation to offer the WXW show last Friday night in Hazleton. a top quality production for my percent input. Nine out of 10 of them." wrestlers and the fans." on with great action. These of times I will agree and just touch "At times you're in front On April 5, the WXW per- wrestiers don't care about the 'hey, it up. JAm not a great wrestler say formed in front of a'small crowd size of the crowd, they are there 60 people and you here,'" said and never claimed to be. But, I what am I doing of around 150 people at the to entertain. going on." v real can see what's Legion Hall in Hazleton. But "It's tough sometimes. I heel manager Dylan Dean, of some beauty Scarcella. "But The true size, wrestlers say, doesn't mat- always go out and give in my name Francis WXW, such as the independents, climb the ladder ter. best," said Joseph Adkins, who that's how you family-like atmosphere. is a "You compare it to * is the current WXW Hardcore in wrestling." ,.f will do what's The benefits of being an Mast Wrestlers Champion Malichi. "One time in in front of 150 people company and help don't for the good Southern Jersey we wrestled in independent certainly pared to what you see c * one another climb to the next include financial security. Most sion with the World V front ofnine people." level, or Federation in front of No matter the crowd, these independents work one, two "If all wrestlers thought this even three other jobs. wrestlers* nerves are jumping. people," said Jessica the independent scene way, "We don't do this for who portrays Jessica 1 "When you are standing would be wonderful," said Afa. the WXW. "We haven't had that there waiting for your music to money," said Bill Yerger, who wrestler finds a promotion experience. So 150people is our come on, you get a rush. It's an competes as "The Extreme" "If a to offers the 'family atmosthat 25,000. For me, it's all part o unbelievable feeling," said "The Billy Dream. "If you're in this phere' they the experience. Everybody start better stay with Star" Eric Cobain. "When you make money, you're doing it all that it." them. feel we offer this at I ed out at this level." walk out, even though it's one wrong. I love and, like our wrestlers matter make to you WXW It's true it didn't "Lots of times hundred and some people, it's and cry laugh money to a to for a we enough pay gas, family, me. It's Every match featured something sounds like a lot together." a on the maybe hamburger get wild. One thing to remember great feeling." In the WXW it is more of a about independent wrestlers is The best part of independ- way home," said Indeglio. "All out oriented place than most you here, for a sho to the see or on guys family that they are Fighting ents is being able see some show, all independents, to get to to the WWF. we're any independent wrestlers who may be the stars "The one thing about workUntil the April 5 show, of tomorrow. Stars such as working full-time jobs or are Austin, this promotion, working ing sold out several of The full-time students college, in "Stone Cold" Steve WXW had Afa, from top to bottom it realwith shows before that and Afa's The who work here nephew people in Undertaker the is a family atmosphere," doing." really indelove what are ly they Hazelton. The Rock all started in "Since January, we've had a pendents. Wrestlersalso have a chance said Indeglio. "We call Afa full house for most of our shows "I thought it was great to see to help develop their character, 'Pops.' My father had been sick with the exception of tonight, how a group like that puts help plan the shows and get for about 10 months and passed which is a Friday," said Nick together their form of entertain- involved on the creative end. away. Afa, his wife, his kids and Indeglio, a Penn State graduate ment," said Lock Haven When he's not portraying a heel a lot of the workers came down who wrestles as Zero Gravity. University student Nate Sulham, manager, Scarcella is working for the funeral and were there the whole way through." "Fans are used to Saturday night who attended the show. "It gives on developing the shows. "Being a creative assistant is shows. It's harder when you've you and idea of what these guys got a schedule down and we've do to get to the top. That's where great, you help write the shows," been off-schedule a little." it all starts. It could be the begin- Scarcella said. "I try to help Nonetheless, the card went ning of a long journey for some everybody and I give them 100 My dead body covers him, 1-2-3. I get the belt for two weeks." While all of his co-workers support his decision to go back to school, they will also miss having Scarcella around as Pete often as he is now. have summed up Knepper may the in that the others the respect WXW have for Scarcella the "Hopefully he's my managone day and he can show me er the stuff he knows," Knepper all said. Upcoming events Saturday, April 13 @ 7:30 p.m. Kenny Chesney with special guests Sara Evans, Phil Vassar, and Carolyn Dawn Johnson Friday, April 19 @ 8 p.m. Nelly and the St. Lunatics Tickets go on sale Saturday, March 23 at 10 a.m. Ift Ifd am mgY g£m m mwK Thursday, April 25 to Sunday, April 28 Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus H Friday, June 7 @ 7p.m. Bill Gaither Homecoming P.J. Harmer/The Eagle Eye Manager Dylan Dean (left) with WXW Heavyweight Champion Sugaa. 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HempKnights, Keep up the hard work. We will go on our TRIP soon. BONG Melissa, You are the best Big. I will miss you next fall. ZLAM, Tina Kristen, Watch your back you little little gator! Sigma Love, Kim Z. Tiff and Heather, Succulent juices are a good thing. Janeen Allie- way to use the BIG bday glass!! Check ya later- Marie Big Amy: I love you and hope you have a great weekend! See you Sunday! LOVE Your Little ZTA, Thanks for a great party on Sat!!! Love Sigma Sigma Sigma Leslie: next time you decide to make "rules" for yourself, listen to them!!! Julie, I am so excited to have another kid this semester...we are going to have so much fun!!! Sigma Love, Jilly RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT Shout outs and hi's to Rach and Kris. -Ang Happy Happy Birthday Laura Irene!! May all your wishes come true. MDW: Smiles and happy thoughts of June, July, August and FOREVER!!! All my love. Shannon, You are the best. You can always make me smile. SLAM, Tina J- CDs or tapes?? And don't you wish that you were like that one fish on the Discovery channel? Naomi and Dan- Congrats! ZLAM, Stoermer Angela: we are definitely going to the locker room again soon. We always have fun there, but next time remind me not to wear a dress. ZLAM-Nat Big Lou-1 love you! your little, Amy Erin Roth- Thanks for making my shift go by faster by chatting with me. Happy days to you. Have you ever heard'somebody beg so hard for a drink in a song before AXP April 5 Clark- you took all the free shots! Love ya, Megan Allie- you're doing an awesome job as PR! Keep up the good work! ZLAM, Lauren Hey, do you want a slice of Stevey Cheese? Clark- why don't you believe me?! -Amy Waterfalls, Subs, Whoohoos, If you smell an orange it might be because there is an orange to smell. bottle rockets, Fire! Poptarts! Just another typical Sunday ride. give you! Love, Amy Screw the LCB Kelly and Angela, you two looked beautiful on Saturday! ZLAM, Bailey Kelly, I had such a great time with you Saturday! We should hang out more often! Love, MaryBeth -McQueen Kim, You were just great Saturday. We never got that picture you asked for. ZLAM, Tina Naomi and Dan, Congrats, you guys will be so happy together. I can't wait to be in the wedding. Love, Megan War with Sigma Kappa oh gnome: where art thou? Oh S***, That's the wrong car. AEO Brothers, thanks for the good time on Friday night! We'll have to do it again next semester. Love, ZTA sisters Cango, You are great! Keep your head up. SLAM, Tina ZTA, Great party on Saturday. Love the sisters of Tri Sigma Ron Strickler: nice deer. Leslie: I think I broke my wrist Hey Bair, Is it raining? Congratulations Dan and Naomi! ZLAM, Lauren Adam, through thick and thin! Love, MaryBeth Little Becky- Congratulations! "Will is the f-in man": the case is gone, sorry i didn't make it over. -Nat you are almost there! I love you little! ZLAM, big Leslie Amy, You are a great sister. I am so happy you became a Sigma. ZLAM Tina Carrie W- my adopted little, thank you so much for listening. ZLAM- AB Stoermer Big, how did you like my present Monday night, hope you slept well. Little Good luck to all those participating in Airbands and football for Greek Week. -AXT Zeta Sigmas, boy is that dance floor slippery! ZLAM, Amy When this semester is over, it is going to be the happiest day ofmy life. Hola a los estudiantes que hablan espanol. PS2 Club, We will beat the level and get NHL '02 working again. Things will work out. We have style, We have grace, Tri SIGMA is the place. I parked behind a guy that Teresa, Don't cry! Ritz and Salsa is so good! ZLAM, Leslie Kidnappee: thanks for leaving me at the bar. Tri Sigma girls: Everyone is doing a great job this semester!! I'm proud ofall of you! I hope everyone had a good time at the crush party! Brent, thanks for knowing how to treat a lady! your friend always, Amy Hey P.P., thank you for all the laughs this weekend! ZLAM, TT Tri Sigma, You girls rock! I hope everyone had fun this weekend. Sigma Love, Kim Z. Jess, Great Crush Party you planed! You are the best. ZLAM, Tina Erin- COME FOR A RIDE in roxy and bring back donny!! Love ya, Marie Linz: just remember my dear, anything is possible if you only believe. -Ben Naomi and Dan Congratulations! You two are great! ZLAM, Marie Splash- don't forget to pull up those pants!! hehe, Love ya anyway! Marie Alpha Sigma Phi: The mixer was al ot of fun Friday! But who won? -Zetas Have a great weekend Melissa Mosquito. It was nice to chat with you and I hope you are feeling less dizzy. Have a great weekend Roomie- Flicker, Enjoy the weekend with the family. Janeen Kristen, You are a great Little Gator. Keep up the great work. SLAM, Tina I hope that you get a chance to go home soon, good luck with that zany frat schedule. AE4> Brothers, thanks for the good time on friday night! We'll have to do it again next semester. Love, ZTA sisters April showers bring the flowers. Sigma Kappa, Thanks for the picnic on Sunday afternoon. "The Don" Bailey, I love ya, AL! I'm going to miss living with you next semester! ZLAM, AB Lauren Men's Lax: Great job last Saturday in Maryland! You guys are hot! Love, Sigma Sigma Sigma Hey Sisters of AIT, good luck with life. -Alcatraz Psycho. Teresa, Jess, and Leslie: Sorry 1 keep breaking things...like the doorknob and the faucet. At least I'm not the one who broke the smoke alarm in half though. ZLAM- Nat Big (Lauren): Way to pass out Jess and Melissa, Total before me for once! haha zlamBucknuttiness! I love you guys! LITTLE p.s. can't wait to go to Sigma Love, Kim Z. Reading and the oh so famous Leesport again. Site of drama... Sigma Sigma Sigma, Thank and cheddar cubes...not to menyou all for so much fun! Good tion SOS luck on upcoming tests and stuff! I'm so proud to be your Naomi- Congratulations! The sister! Smiles!!! PS: Congrats ring is awesome! ZLAM, Julie! Sigma love, Kristen Bailey Naomi, Congratulations! I'm going to be a brides maid and you're going to be the bride!! Love, MaryBeth I'm twenty-one! You don't need see my ID! But that pool | table looks real comfortable, I think I'm gonna take a nap. -Bradley again. Zetas: good luck in Greek Week. We will be champions again! When will my prince find me? to M: A month in Ghan land. Keep smiling and don't work too hard. If He brings you to it, He'll bring you through it. Love, HW-2B Turbo- you are one sexy thang!! Keep on runnin Congratulations ZTA new members, you're almost there! Love your mom Jill, thanks for taking off on Saturday and locking me out. SLAM, Tina Note of advice. Hard wood floors suck to pass out on. Carrie, You are doing a great job. I can't wait to see the web page when it up load it. ZLAM, Tina Congrats Naomi and Dan! Love, Carrie If i had it alL.yeah... I'd f it up! -Dave Mary Beth: Thanks for looking out for me Saturday night. Sorry I flipped when you took my keys, zlam -Nat AL Jill- Sorry about Friday. Hopefully, next weekend will make up for it! ZLAM, AB Lauren Big Teresa- Thanks for all your support. You are the best! Love, little Michelle Jill, Way to hang on Friday. Next time ask to have the menu read to you. SLAM, Tina Amy P- Thanks for listening! you're swell! ZLAM, Amy This weekend made me a dummy. -Sarao Megan- You did a great job on Sat! ZLAM, Stoermer Hey, Throw Rocks at the bear!! Duh, M.S. That's what I wanted. -S.D. Lamar & Chris, you guys are the best!! I definitely owe you one (Pipe line anyone?!) Soon we'll have the whole town in our hands!!!! -Marie Z££- We all had a great time on Saturday! ZTA Come on Baby light my fire... Lucas Carrie, Saturday night was awesome! Have a great week! Sigma Love, Shannon Little Niki- Dinner again sometime? Loved it! Love, Big Amy Jamie, What's with all this crying? That's my job! Smile I love you and all your sisters do too. ZLAM, Tina Erin, Carrie, Stoermer, I for- Leslie Fire and Waterfalls make a Sunday great!! Nat, why are we always the last ones out?! -Michelle Zeta Pal Amy- You're almost there! ZLAM, Leslie Erin, way to shade out at 9 Saturday! Love ya little! From your "real" big! Nat, I never realized you could do it that big! And on the dirty sheets!!! ZLAM, Leslie Tri Sigma and ZTA = a fun weekend! SLAM, Amy Julie, Welcome to Tri Sigma! You're going to make and awesome sister! We are all excited to have you as a new member this semester! Smiles! Love the sisters of Sigma Sigma Sigma My favorite Dork: It's been a year babe- Thank you. Thank you for everything. Love, your favorite Turd Na and Dan, Congrats! Love after this, informed me of exactly how many valves his automobile has. The necessary information was revealed on his spoiler. Tri Sigma, You ladies looked so sexy on Saturday! Hope you had fun! Sigma Love, Shannon B-BAMN UPDATE: Drink Club is unofficially running. No matter the time of day, you can always count on Drink Club to be there., with beer. Here's to lying men, you ought be drawn and quartered. to Thank you for the personals this week LHU! Keep them coming for the last few weeks. Good luck you guys! the corporate ladder will be a piece of Julie, You will do great, can't wait until next year. SLAM, Tina [cake], WISE CHIROPRACTIC & STUDENT RENTALS AVAILABLE Now leasing for Fall 2002. One & two bedroom apartments available. Most utillities included, monthly or semester payment plans 24 hour maintenance service and a friendly staff Call for your personal showing today! Locations close to campus still available Stop by our office: 121 W. Church St., Lock Haven or call us at: 748-8550 REHABILITATION CENTER TReatfog tbe Staoeots of LHU (Tor OoeR40YeaR8 Most All Insurances Host Studantfl Cowed Under F&T6Dt8 IXlSUTftDOe Plana „ mmm Van P. Wim DC Robert C Wi#e DC SoottT.D»au*iDC w IK /Jr 5 Wert Main St. LockHaven TEigQ TEffP W WW* • . i In the course of facing challenges like this, you'll learn how lo think ori your feet. Stay cool under pressure. Take charge. cfpWr to an Army ROTC rep. You'll find there's nothing like a little climbing to help prepare you tor getting to the top. ARMY ROTC Unlike any other college course you can take. Apply now for paid summer leadership training and army officer opportunities. For details call LHUP ROTC at (570)893-2299 or come by 242 N. Fairview St., Lock Haven 2002 Page Football announces 2002 recruiting class , versatile athlete, Breiner was a two-year letterwinner for the Hershey High School football team. He was also a two-year varsity player and captain of Trojan baseball team. Brian Camberg, 6'3" 215 - Altoona, Pa./Altoona Area High School, Position: Quarterback. Camberg made third team Associated Press Big School All-State honors, and was named a first team AllBlair County, first team allfirst team and region, Allegheny Conference player. A National Honor Society member, he was voted captain of the football team in his senior season and also earned letters in basketball, baseball and track. Josh Day, 6'2" - 285 Beech Creek, Pa./Central School, High Mountain Position: Offensive Line. Day is a two-time Allegheny Football Conference Top 54 All-Star and a Lez/.er Lumber Classic participant hailing from Central Mountain High School. A four-year varsity player for the Wildcats, Day was a captain in his senior season. Glen Dickey, 5'7" - 170 Haven, Lock Pa./Central School, Mountain High Position: Tailback. Local product Glen Dickey was Central Mountain High School's 2001 Thomas E. Miller Memorial Award recipient for being the Most Valuable team's Offensive Player. An Express Gridiron Top 22 selection, Dickey was also a team captain during the 2001 campaign. As a junior, he received mention as the honoree of the team's Outstanding Defensive Back award. Jon "Bubba" Fleming, 6'3" - 160 - Ridgway, Area High Pa./Ridgway Position: Kicker/Punter. Fleming garnered second team all-state honors as a punter in addition to earning a Tri-County First and first team punter, backer Team selection. Also a standBickel also twice earned out in the classroom, he was All-State to the named Progressland All-Star and secPennsylvania Academic Football Team. ond team Steve Frye, 6'6' - 220 Football News All-Star honors Blairsville, Pa./Derry Area as a linebacker. An active student-athlete, High School, Position: Tight he was also a three-year varsity End. Frye was a three-year varwrestler, a four-year varsity sity player for Derry Area HS, Keystone earned baseball player, a member of and the West Branch Area student Conference All-Star honors as government, and earned the well as the Unsung Hero award Award for from the Pittsburgh PostPresident's Gazette. Academic Excellence. Brady R. Grove, 6 3" Andrew Bremer. 5'11" Williamsport, Hummelstown, 170 185 Pa./Hershey High School, Pa./Williamsport Area High Wide Position: Position: Wide Receiver. A School, Lock Haven- The football office has announced the 28 high school seniors who will continue their academic and athletic careers as Bald Eagles. Head Coach Mark Luther, who enters his third year at the helm of the Lock Haven program, feels the long hours he and his staff spent on the road recruiting has paid off. "The strength of this group is that they are all quality students, which will help us in the long term. We have also looked to continue to increase our size and athletic ability, especially from a quarterback and defensive back standpoint." Breaking down the recruiting class, the Bald Eagles gain 12 defensive players including five linemen and four defensive backs, 13 offensive players including four running backs, four quarterbacks, and three wide receivers, and three kickers. Below is a quick profile on each member of the Bald Eagle recruiting class: Winston D. Alspaugh, 6' 1" Carlisle, Pa./Boiling 180 HS, Position: Springs Defensive Back. Alspaugh is an all-state defensive back who also received Mid Penn Conference MVP honors his senior year. He nabbed Liberty Division Offensive Player of the Year accolades after making first team all-division as a running back, defensive back, punter and return specialist. In his junior season, Alspaugh was a multiple allconference selection, earning first team honors as a defensive back and second team honors as a wide receiver and special teams player. Ryan Bickel, 6'3" - 240 Morrisdale, Pa./West Branch Area HS, Position: Linebacker. Bickel is a two-time Associated Press first team all-state linebacker hailing from West Branch Area High School. A two-year ICC first team line- - - - - - Receiver. A member of the West Valley Wyoming Conference championship team of Williamsport Area High School, Grove was the recipient of the 2001-2002 Football Coaches Award. Derek Harsch, 5'11" 190 - Wellsboro, Pa./Wellsboro Area High School, Position: Fullback. Harsch, a highly decorated fullback from Wellsboro Area High School, earned several top honors following his senior season. A District IV North AllStar, Harsch also garnered recognition as the Northern Tier League (NTL) Player of the Year, NTL Offensive Player of the Year, and Twin Tiers Player of the Year. A multisport athlete, he was also a let- - tcrwinner in wrestling and baseball. Austin Kerstetter, 6'2" 190 - Milton, Pa./Milton High School, Position: Kicker/Punter. Kerstetter earned honorable mention all-conference honors as a kicker for Milton High School. A two-year letterwinner in football, he also competed three seasons in soccer and four in track and field. In the classroom, Kerstetter is a member of the National Honor Society and the Latin Honor Society. Greg Knauss, 6'0" - 180 Laurys Station, Pa./Parkland School, Position: High Kicker/Punter. Knauss was a two-time all-state selection, earning first team honors as a senior. He also collected allarea and All-Mountain Valley Conference honors. A versatile athlete, he was a second team all-state and all-conference baseball player. Andre Kraybill, 6'3" 175 - Lancaster, Pa./Penn Manor School, Position: High Quarterback. Kraybill comes to Lock Haven from Penn Manor High School where he - Rob Kristiniak, 6'3" - 200 - Flourtown, Pa./Springfield School, Township High Position: Quarterback. Kristiniak is an honorable mention all-state selection and a Independence two-time Football League first team He was the quarterback. Most Offensive league's Valuable Player following his senior season and he also collected Nine All-Star, Nicklas also earned his team's Leadership Award. In addition to football, he lettered in golfand track and field. Adam Nyman, 6'2" - 185 Howard, Pa./Bald Eagle Area Position: School, High Defensive Back. A Big 8 Conference first team running back, Nyman also scored honorable mention honors as a linebacker for Bald Eagle Area High School. Also a three-year wrestling letterwinner, Nyman is a two-time district place winner and is also a four-event district place winner on the track. Merlin Oxenreider, 5'9" 195 - Robesonia, Pa./Conrad Weiser High School, Position: Full Back. Oxenreider is an allleague fullback hailing from Conrad Weiser High School. He led the team in rushing and scoring as a junior and senior and was second on the team in receiving yardage following his senior season. Jason K. Scott, 6'4" - 250 - Montgomery County All-Star honors and league honorable mention honors as a defensive back. A four-year letterwinner and team captain in his senior season, Kristiniak owns the Springfield Township High School touchdown record. Vince Lynam, 6' 1" - 240 Broomall, Pa./Archbishop Carroll High School, Position: Defensive End. Lynam gained recognition as a first team AllPhiladelphia Catholic League defensive lineman and was also second team All-Delaware County. Following his senior season, he was named to the News of Delaware County All- - Linden, Pa./Williamsport Area High School, Position: Star team. Roger D. Masotti Jr., 6'2" Tannersville, 255 Pa./Pocono Mountain High School, Position: Offensive Line. Masotti is a two-time honorable mention Mountain Valley Conference offensive lineman from Pocono Mountain High School. In the classroom, Masotti was named to the Who's Who Among American Scholars list, was a Pocono Mountain Scholar-Athlete, and earned membership in the National Honor Society. Benjamin Miller, 5'9" 195 Martinsburg, Pa./Central School, Position: High Linebacker/Fullback. Miller won the Central High School Most Valuable Player award and was also named the Southern Allegheny's Football Association's Coaches Most Valuable Defensive - - '- - Player. He was a'!M)0* member1 of the Laurel Highlands AllConference team. Miller has ; added to his football skill by obtaining a black belt in Karate. Okinawa Kenpo Academic awards include membership in the Honor Society and the Central was a three-year varsity quarComets, also Scholar-Athlete award. terback for the mention as a Aaron Nicklas, 511' -252 earning special St. Marys, Pa./ St. Marys of Lancaster-Lebanon Player School, Position: High seaArea the Week during his senior Line. Nicklas was a Defensive son. football, as well as the to 30 All-Star Big In addition Area Lineman of the Marys was a memSt. three-year Kraybill ber of the baseball team and Year following his senior season. A Tri-County and District earned one letter in basketball. - Defensive End. A three-year starter and team captain for Area High Williamsport a two-time School, Scott was All-Northeast Pennsylvania Football Conference center, earning first team recognition following his senior season. Additional honors include an All-District Four first team selection, Williamsport SunGazette All-Star honors, and a nomination to the 2002 EastWest All-Star game. 185 Mike Slatcoff, 6'2 Lake, Pa./Cochranton Sandy School, Position: High Linebacker. Slatcoff was voted as Cochranton High School's Most Valuable Player, was a team captain, and was an allconference tailback and linebacker in his senior season. He also earned all-conference honors as a linebacker in his junior year. Slatcoff also lettered in baseball for four seasons, earning wo>i&ll«tonferanco (awards as an outfielder. Brad Sones, 6'2" 225 Pa./Southern Elysburg, School, High Columbia Position: Defensive End. Sones was an Associated Press ' - - Southern Columbia High School Tigers to the CSC-II, District IV, and Eastern PIAA Championships. Matthew Stadulis, 6'0" Willow Grove, Pa./ 220 Upper Moreland High School, Position: Fullback. Stadulis was a first team all-league player at inside linebacker, and also earned recognition as a Montgomery County All-Star. He was a team captain and nabbed Upper Moreland High Most School's Defensive Valuable Player award following his senior season. In addition to football, Stadulis was a two-year letterwinner in both lacrosse and track and field. Joel E. Stoneberg, 6'1" Freedom, New 185 High Pa./Susquehannock School, Position: Defensive Back/Punter. Stoneberg was named to the York Area Athletic Interscholastic Association (YAIAA) Coaches All-Star squad as a first team defensive back. the He earned Susquehannock High School Unsung Hero and Iron Man awards, and also set the record for the most interceptions in school history. Stoneberg is also a standout baseball player and wrestler for the Warriors. Steve Szobocsan, 6'2" -Elizabethtown, 270 High School, Position: Defensive A Gridiron Greats Line. regional standout, Szobocsan was a two-time LancasterLebanon League All-Star and a War of the Roses All-Star while playing for Elizabethtown High School. - - - He was also a three-year varsity wrestler, a two-year track and field letterwinner, and earned membership in the National Honor Society. Matt Tischbein, 5'10" Hershey, Pa./Hershey 165 - - School, Position: Tischbein is a three-year varsity quarterback from Hershey High School. He also lettered twice in basketball for the Trojans. Jamie Wright, 6 0" - 196 Lewisberry, Pa./Red Land School, Position: High was a Wright Defensive Back. High Quarterback. sive end and also earned All- All-Star and earned mention Anthracite All-Star, All-Central among the Gridiron Greats. A team captain in his senior Susquehanna Conference, and season, he was an East vs. West District IV First Team honors. season, he Big 33 All-Star Football Following his senior was named as the team's Classic participant. Wright letDefensive Most Valuable tered an additional four years in Outstanding baseball, also gaining all-conand Player ference recognition in that Defensive Lineman. As a senthe sport. ior, Sones helped lead Roller hockey team advances to semi-final round ties," said captain Steve Lock Haven's roller hockfor the Campbell. ey team defeated Dare The teams were scoreless first time ever with a 6-2 vicof the for 15 minutes before Dare tory in the first round a wrist shot past sneaked playoffs Tuesday night in win, Sodano. Williamsport. With the later minutes Two Lock Haven moves on to face next the week in Bloomsburg semi-finals. Randy Helsman had a hat Adam Swarr trick and Kevin Sodano made Eagte Eye to the Bald 18 saves lead Columnist Before Eagles to victory. Tuesday night. Lock Haven Helsman struck on the power play to even the score at one. was 0-3-1 against Dare. to our Lock Haven's first lead get "It was good came when Jason Erdman first playoff win," said Nate a from the corner. It a took shot Zwierzyna. "But we have in the mouth and next hit Josh Fry tough team to play bounced into the goal seconds week." half ended. Gill, before the second Dare's goalie, Jason the Bald victory Smelling had a rough night making 24 out for the secHe a came faced Eagles saves on 30 shots. to continoutond half determined Lock Haven offense that ue the pressure. shot Dare 30-20, including Campbell scored three 15-7 in the first half. minutes into the half with a the battough "We won all slap shot past the glove of skated away from the inci- Gill. Helsman got his second dent. Campbell drew a fourpower play goal of the game four minutes later to give minute double minor for boarding. Dare was slapped LHU a 4-1 lead. Zwierzyna added a goal by with a five minute major and a banging a rebound past Gill game misconduct. Had Campbell retaliated in for a 5-1 Lock Haven lead any way he would have been with 14 minutes remaining. Dare scored a wrap around ejected from the game, and goal a minute and a half later suspended for the next round of the playoffs. to close within 5-2. The game After tempers simmered got ugly after that. the game resumed and Erdman drew an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after Helsman finished his hat trick banging his stick in disgust of with a goal in the final minute. Dare's second goal. faces Lock Haven Dare got a tripping penalty week next in the followed shortly by a tripping Bloomsburg Bloomsburg semi-finals. penalty on Lock Haven. With 3:39 remaining, defeated Lock Haven 4-1 in Steve Campbell dove for the January. "Bloomsburg will be puck, and in the process a tough adversary," said wiped out a Dare player. started In other action, the Titans Dare players a beat the Predators 3-0, and yelling and almost incited fight, but Campbell wisely will play the Woodpeckers in the semi-finals. The Titans-Woodpeckers game is at 7 p.m. and Lock Haven-Bloomsburg is at 8 p.m.Tuesday night at the Williamsport YMCA. 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Ideal for 3 or 4 students. 748-6059 ' April "Scoreboard^ Boone named PSAC West Pitcher of the Week Lock Haven- Michelle Boone, a softball player, earned recognition as the Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference (PSAC) Western Division Pitcher of the Week for events ending April 7. Boone, a senior, went 2-0 this past week.s picking up wins over Edinboro (11-3) and IUP (7-1). She threw a complete game against Edinboro, striking out four while allowing no earned runs. Against IUP, Boone came in for the final five innings. She scattered four hits while striking out three with one walk. On the season, Boone is 72 with a team-leading 1.65 earned run average. She has two saves to her credit, and has tallied 32 strikeouts. The Lock Haven softball team is ranked 23rd in the nation with a 22-7 record overall and 5-1 PSAC West ledger. Up next for the Bald Eagles is a conference matchup at California today at 3 * \ w PSAC Standings PSAC Standings West W L Slipp. Rock 7 5 5 3 2 I 1 2 2 5 6 7 Cal LHU IUP Clarion Edinboro from back page events, winning the 100 meter hurdles (14.8), the long jump (16' 10"), and tying for first in the high jump (5'1"). She also ran the lead-off leg of the winning 4x400 meter relay. Ritz secured top finishes in the 100 meter dash with a time of 12.7 seconds and also finished first in the triple jump with a leap of 35'8-l/4". She was a member of both the 4x100 meter and the 4x400 meter relay teams. W L Pet. 14 7 .667 13 12 .519 13 15 .466 12 13 .480 5 19 .208 7 16 .304 1 23 3 16 4 13 4 18 5 18 6 12 7 12 Mansfield Kutztown Shipp. Rangi, Sandy Ritz, and Jennifer Farrow. Rangi was the top place winner in four Overall Farrow captured the gold the 200 meter dash in 25.4 in seconds, the 800 meter run in a time of 2:17.7, and also ran the anchor leg of the firstplace 4x100 meter relay squad. The LHU track and field teams will travel to Bucknell University on Saturday, April 13, for the Bucknell Open starting at 11 a.m. The Lock Haven multievent student athletes will travel to Millersville University on Friday and Saturday, for the Millersville West Chester Millersville E. Stroud 4 15 18 14 15 15 17 .852 .516 .422 .563 .545 .444 .417 W West 2 7 22 9 9 12 .875 .759 14 22 5 13 8 5 Kutztown Mansfield Millersville E. Stroud West Chester .185 .591 .471 .294 *One LHU varsity player, past or present, allowed Rosters for all events are available in the intramural office, 224 Thomas Field House Rosters are due Wednesday, April 19, by 4 p.m. The cost is $10 per team Call Doug Carter at X2569 with any questions Better Ingre ients. Better Pizza. SUN-TIIUR 10AM-2:30AM FRI&SAT 10AM-3AM _ 5.79 8.29 11.49 Mutfuoofri, Sl*iK Ol vrt Cheesestickst^mjmmUUUUUUUUmm 6.49 9.29 12.69 8.39 11.79 13.99 «v«i-b*k»e) Willi plenty of S*jC* P*P* John't Special GjuV S*vK*. and fhzi* Sjuce fttOptrOm. K«m. Orwont, Boxing Annapolis, Md., April 4-6 Team Standings - - I U.S. AirForce Academy 40. 2 U.S. Naval Academy 34, 3 U of Nev. Las Vegas 42, 4 Lock Haven 30. 5 Penn State 15, 6 U.S. Military Academy 14, 7 U of Nev. Reno 11,8-Citadel 3. 9 U of Cal -Berkeley 3, 10- (tie) V.M.I. 2, Michigan 2. - - - - - - - - Xenon Mallari (UNLV) dec. 112 Lawrence Tarn (UN-R), 4-1; 3rd Art Tusil (LHU) 119 Lyndon Manalpu (UNLV) dec. Darren Smith (USAFA), 3-2 125 John Stout (LHU) dec. Adam Mallo (USNA), 5-0 132 Frank Parisi (USNA) dec. Masamich Matsumoto (UN-R), 5-0; 4th Gus Pugliese (LHU) 139 Comanche Garcia (LHU) dec. Steve Cobos (USNA), 5-0 147 Ulysses Linares (USAFA) dec. Nathan Labuda (PSU), 5-0 4th Jeff Raymond (LHU) 156 Alex Komlev (PSU) dec. Tom Cisar (USAFA), 5-0; 4th Derrick McGraw (LHU) 165 Joe Harding (USAFA) dec. Boyd Melson (USMA), 5-0 175 Chuck Mussachio (LHU) dec. Amir Shareef (USNA). 5-0 185 Ben Zuber (USNA) dec. Duane Mantel (USMA), 5-0; 3rd Miro Jelev (LHU) 195 Dustin Brown (USAFA) dec Bobby Greer (USMA). 5-0 Louis O hiaeri (UNLV) dec. Hwt Justin Pendry (USAFA), 4-1 - - - 9 APPLY TODAY 4.99 2.99 Sp«0 S*uv»u« b**< 6anon Arxrvcte-i Ixtri Chees* Mushrooms Onions 8L»c« O'-.rs Grt«n P*ppfrj Jjlapeno Pepp«rs Saura Peppers Pirve»pal* win u« and ask about our late $^99 . West Chester 18,LHU 8 Extras Vlutftg* X GH-HJO.J B**< The wouks" .. . BREADSTICKS 9.19 13.39 15.29 fVf»P»'<•""• M*m. B«tO»i. No. 6 Mercyhurst 10, LHU 7 A <3<*4t t*vt>ng bler-d of P»p* John's freUh dough, IOC* »«*>< S*u« A Oniont ALL THE MEATS'" LHU Results NOW HIRING 893-1772 Lock Haven 308 High St. garden special'" West Chester E. Stroud Millersville Shipp LHU IUP LHU 7-4, IUP 1-12 �Three LHU varsity players, past or present, allowed Cheese pizza One topping Pet. NCBA Finals Women's Rules plete game and had a no-hitter LHU pulled through, scoring man Greg Aument his one hit going through three innings of another two in the second to of the day and sent home two of the four runs scored in the On the day, Schell avoid the let down. play. Matt Isnor completed first inning. Taking the pitchfanned nine batters with no was walks and three hits two of Haven scoring with a home ing loss for Edinboro O'Brien, those hits coming in the sev- run over the left field fence in Brandon Lock Haven will next be in the bottom of the fifth frame. enth inning. Butch Rudolph and Ernest action next on Saturday, April He received good support travfrom the Bald Eagle offense, Woods both recorded two hits 13, when the Bald Eagles to Rock University Slippery which recorded eight hits in on the game, and Woods el .,, the contest. A four-run first ..addab.tw© RBIato.hisiohartst „„#or*. A double slicing down the inning was all too eerily reminiscent of the first game, but left field line gave first base- L Bloomsburg LHU Results Men's Rules Multi's. W 3 .885 11 .686 10 .630 15 .423 12 .500 15 .464 16 .484 5 on 5 Basketball Tournament from back page * Pet. Intramural News Baseball (jreen Ptppcn W L 1 23 1 24 5 17 6 11 6 12 7 13 9 15 Bloomsburg Shipp. LHU Results LHU 9-4, IUP 2-3 LHU 7-3, Edinboro 1-6 L 4 0 5 I 2 4 1 3 13 1 3 Cal LHU Clarion IUP Slipp. Rock Edinboro PSAC Standings Overall League Michelle Boone p.m. team tallies. Mansfield was the runnerup with 98.5 points, and Bloomsburg finished third The with 22 team points. won a total of 15 Lady Eagles out of 17 events. Leading the way for the women's team were Brooke Softball League Track Jump, 4x400m relay), Matt 4x100m (100m, Stinson relay), Paul Hallman (800m, 4x400m relay), and Nathan Fiala (110 HH, 4x400m relay). The women's team outshone the competition by an incredible margin of 82 points, scoring 180.5 total Baseball One large ~ rrTopping One Add second for only $700 t after 9pm value *m $J399 One Large One Topping w/ Cheese Stix $699 Late Night Special One Large Cheese Pizza 9pm to Close nflk $1199 One Large w/ The Works 2002 recruits, page 12 ■in Stout, Garcia and Mussachio capture national titles Bald Eagles have six AllAmericans; Team finishes fourth. The Bald Eagles', team and senior, Chuck captain The Eagle Eye Mussachio, completed a stelcareer winning the 175The boxers finished a lar lb. title with an impressive 5strong fourth in the 2002 0 decision over Navy's mid National Collegiate Boxing west regional champion (NCBA) Shareef. Amir Championships this .past stopped Mussachio weekend at the U.S. Naval Citadel's Eric North in 1:34 Academy in Annapolis. of the first round in the quarThe Bald E:agle boxers terfinals and was picture peralso crowned three national in decisioning Air fect champions and had one Forces' Rodney Ellison in bronze medalist with six of semi-finals. night's Friday the eight-man team being This was Mussachio's awarded All-America status. second national title after finishing as a runner-up in both his freshman and sophomore years. The Wildwood Crest, Jon ParrLsh NJ photo courtesy of Chery/ A/f/'/ter Mussachio celebrates after his second consecutive national title. native and Elementary upset defending 139 lb. champion, Steve Cobos, USNA, 5-0. Garcia, a senior, proved to be too powerful and aggressive for the Midshipman. Garcia had won the 2000 national title at 147 lbs. and made a huge sacrifice by dropping down to 139 for the himself as one of the best, pure boxers in the amateur ranks. The future for John is unlimited", assistant coach, Ken Cooper, said. "He just keeps getting better and better." Earning bronze medals were Art Tusil, 112 and Miro Jelev, 185. After a bye in the quarter finals, the smallest Bald Eagle lost by a RSC-2 to the eventual chamXenon Mallari pion "Tusil, (UNLV). just a sophis omore developing his ring skills nicely and should be a first time in his career. He decisioned Chris Munar, Citadel, 5-0 in the quarterfinals and upended tough Jose Gonzales (UNLV), 4-1 in the semi-finals. Garcia was not to be denied in his champi- m\m\mmmmmi m "He's had a great career here at the Haven producing an excellent 23-11 career record. This is a guy who lost his first six collegiate bouts, but through determination and hard work, fired Education / Special Education major has established himself as one of the "elite" collegiate boxers. He completes his collegiate right back to win two-gold record with a 29-6 record. and a bronze medal the past "Not bad for a guy who three years at nationals. His lost his first collegiate bout work ethic was second to back in October, 1999. none", said Cox. Junior, John Stout, 125, Chuck has given us four GREAT years," said head won his second straight coach, Dr. Ken Cox. "His national 125 lb. title with a workman-like 5-0 decision perfect 2002 national tournament was icing on the cake." over Navy's Adam Mallo. Stout, the defending Mussachio also won his fourth straight ECBA title champion had a quarter-final this year becoming only the bye and came back to decififth Bald Eagle boxer to do sion Air Force's Eamon so. "We'll miss his leaderMurray 5-0 in the semi's. ship in the gym. It's been Stout was a silver medalist most enjoyable working with in his freshman year and has Chuck." established an outstanding The Bald Eagles second 23-3 career record. "The Lock Haven, national champion was Comanche Garcia, 139, who native has now established HHBafcLfl Ik- ar 9 j^r^^B^B^^B^B^B^B^^^^^B^BMB^BlB^Bl Bk photo courtesy of Cheryl Milter John Stout, Chuck Mussachio and Commanche Garcia won national title bouts in Annapolis last weekend. factor in future national onship bout. JBk'^BhhI & 9mw stated transfer, completes his first championships", season with a promising 7-3 Cooper. Dr. Cox said that he record. Also earning a bronze is confident Miro can win medal was Miro Jelev, a the title at either 185 or 195 bruising 185 pounder from next season. Bulgaria. After a bye in the The Bald Eagles' other quarter- finals, the luck of were the draw pitted Jelev against three boxers competing also competitive. very defending 175 lb. champion, All-American status Earning Zuber, Navy. Ben was Gus Pugliese, 132, who Zuber won a narrow 5-0 won the ECBA qualifier decision (59-58, 58-57, 5857, 59-58, 60-58 on the five then dropped a controversial judges score cards) to defeat 3-2 decision to Air Force's Dathan Salgado in Thursday Jelev in the semi's. night's quarter-finals. A one had lost a Jelev also 3-0 deduction for holding decision to Zuber back in point late the third round took a in Richmond, November in sure victory away from VA. The rugged Bulgarian had stopped Army's Duane Pugliese. A Pugliese win would Mantle in the 3rd round at have moved the Bald Eagles the LHU Invitational back in to up third place in the team February. Mantle was on the other "Gus gave 110% and side of the bracket and was to win the bout," deserved totally outclassed 5-0 by Cox said. "But, life Dr. Ken Zuber in the championship on goes and it's just another bout. Jelev, a junior college important learning experi- ence. Gus is only a junior and can set his sights on the 2003 season." Senior, Jeff Raymond, 147, unfortunately drew defending national champion, Ulysses Linares, Air Force, in the quarter-finals. Raymond gave a good account of himself and won the first round. However, the talented Linares stormed back and won the final two rounds to earn the 5-0 decision. "I'm proud of Jeff," said Dr. Cox, "and happy he had the chance to qualify for the nationals his senior year. Raymond, a 14-bout veteran, Jeffhas been one of our hardest workers in the gym." 156 lb. Promising Derrick McGraw, a freshNorth man from Philadelphia, dropped a competitive 5-0 decision to Air Forces' Tom Cisar. The bout see-sawed back and forth for the first two rounds, but the Falcon boxer scored with several good body shots in the third round to earn the victory. "McGraw proved to be the best of the Bald Eagle freshman and has a promising future." "I'm elated with our performance at Navy. My coach ken associate Cooper and the senior leadership ofComanche Garcia and team captain Chuck Mussachio along with John Stout, Jeff Raymond and the rest of the team made this a great year for Bald Eagle boxing. It was one of the closest team races in NCBA history. A break here or there would have given us the team title. We should do very well again next year," concluded a happy Dr. Cox. Track teams claim titles Softball splits double header with IUP, remain ranked No. 23 at Mansfield Tri-Meet men's The and women's outdoor track Jared Guest Eagle Eye Staff Reporter and field teams traveled to Mansfield University to take part in one of a series of PSAC mandated meets, challenging the Mountaineers along with Bloomsburg University. The Bald Eagles kept their Mansfield Tri-Meet win streak alive with a pair of wins this afternoon. Both LHU squads have never lost the team title in the meet's seven years of existence. The men's race ended The softball team split the doublcheader against IUP (13-9, 1-3) this past Sunday. They suffered their Softball first conference lost, after wining five in a row. LHU (22-7, 5-1) won the first game, 7-1, off a four RBI outing by Jocelyn Tutrani. The Haven's pitching staff got roughed up as they used three pitchers in a 12-4 loss to the Indians in the second game. Kristen Tome and Janet Paterson each added an RBI. as the Haven had 10 hits in the first game. Designated hitler. Angie Gula went 2 for 4 and scored twice. Molly Shuey started the game on the mound, only lasting two innings. Michelle Boone pitched the rest of the game, allowing four hits and one run. The Indian's Kristen Godlcsky picked up the loss as her team committed four errors. Jamie DeShong and Regan Casey each had two hits. IUP struck early with five runs in the second and seven in the third inning to seal the victory. Tutrani continued to dominate the Indians as she hit out her second homerun of the season. She finished 2 for 3 with two RBIs. Tara Trabosh's only hit of the game was a RBI triple. Lynnette Murray added the other RBI in the defeat. ■■.>,' .Me 2 BpB1bBbBBBB»* '"<•<■»" • P.J. Harmer/The Eagle Eye Jocelyn Tutrani (above) and the Bald Eagles upped their record to 22-7, splitting a double header against IUP last Sunday. She was charged with four runs on three hits. Shuey (5-2) completed the game, pitching the last two innings, where IUP got three runs across the plate. IUP's Sherry earned the win, scattering nine hits over five innings ofwork. Laurie Joos destroyed the Bald Eagles as she went 2 for 3 with five RBIs. Murray leads the team with a .366 batting average, to a .230 batting average. to 34 hits and has been safe in LHU heads 18 of 20 stolen base California today, after the attempts. Four other starters game was scheduled to be are also batting in the threeplayed earlier this week. Tomorrow they continhundreds. Trabosh has a slight lead of 21 RBIs over ue their PSAC West swing as they hit up Clarion and Murray's 19. Boone is continuing to return home to host the stifle opposing teams, as her Kutztown Golden Bears on Thursday. 1.65 ERA is limiting I■ ||sL M year old record of 8:46.74 previously set by Rob Mortensen during the 2000 season. Javelin thrower Nick Slotterback pocketed his third NCAA qualifying distance in as many meets, this time bettering his season high with a 198'7" toss to take first place in the event. Multiple event winners included Jacob Merrill (400 IH, Triple : \ see Track page 13 •* Baseball splits twinbill with Edinboro Immr Kelly Deitrick (10-2) only lasted two innings after giving up five runs on five hits. Boone (7-2) entered the game and could not get an out after facing four batters. with a first place finish for the Bald Eagles with 174 points and 12 inditop vidual finishes. Mansfield came in second with 127 points, while Bloomsburg rounded out the field with 30 points. One school record fell, and one Bald Eagle posted an NCAA qualifying performance. Chris Cowan became the school's fastest 3000 meters runner, clocking in with a winning time of 8:43.4 to break the two- Today I SB-@Cai3pm I I I I | . Sat, April 13 BB- @ The Rock 1 pm. TF @ Bucknell 11 p.m. LX-@IUP2p.m. - I II | cap. The Bald Eagles quickly took a 2-0 lead in game one, tallying two runs off a deep single to left field by Matt Isnor. Edinboro got on the scoreboard in the next frame, however, steal- Sun, April 14 - »BB Caldwell 1 P-m. @ M'ville I p.m. BB- @Juniata I p.m. IsBI - The Lock Haven Bald Eagle baseball team (13-15-1, 5-2-1 PSAC West) split a conference twinbill with Edinboro 1-7 University (7-16, PSAC West), falling 6-3 in the opener before taking the 7-1 victory in the night- J Mon, April 15 I No Events I I I | Scheduled J ing the momentum with a double stolen base situation in which first baseman Erik Glus arrived safely at home plate. In the third inning, Edinboro continued moving forward, pounding out five hits for four runs to take the 5-2 lead. Lock Haven struggled to get runners in scoring position to challenge, scoring just one more run in the fifth inning to match another for the Fighting Scots in the seventh to bring the - Tues, April 16 J final to 6-3. Earning the pitching win was Map Hughes (2-2), while -lit Assad received the sav£ after 2.1 innings of work. For LHU, Eric Bajrj takes the loss, moving his overall mark to 1-3 on the Controlling the pace of the game in the nightcap was LHU pitcher Chad Schell, who threw the com Wed., April 17 see Baseball page 13 | Thurs, April 18 M 3 I I »BB- Clarion 1 p.m. I •SB-TheRock3 I *SB-Kutztown p.m. ■ p.m. ■ »LX- E. Stroud 4 ■ ■ ■ P III m | | | |