University parking
tickets are invalid

Dukakis
will rally
Mike Dukakis, a Democratic presidential candidate, will be in the area
within the next three weeks.
Dukakis is the governor of Massachusetts and a former Massachusetts
state representative.
In the 1970's, he and Roger Fisher
hosted the public affairs program
"The Advocates" on the Public
Broadcasting System.
If you arc interested in attending his
rally, contact Brit Orndorf , Kehr
Union Box 4002, or Professor Bruce
Rockwood , Sutliff Hall , Room 239.
The Pennsylvania Primary Election
is April 26.
Students can register or get absentee ballots now.
Anyone interested in canvassing,
telephoning, or poll watching should
contact Orndorf or Rockwood as soon
as possible.

by Vic Colangelo
for The Voice
An error in the processing of parking ticket* will cause some unpaid
parking tickets to be voided.
Unpaid parking tickets prior to
January 20, 1988 will not have to be
paid. These tickets exceed the 30-day
statute of limitations.

Some of the parking tickets given out to students may not have to be paid. The owner of this car mi ght be ha c > t .y with this
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Latino machismo kills women

by James F. Smith

L.A. Times-Washington Post Service

Carlos Monzon was more than a
great middleweight champion. He
was a national hero, he became a
millionaire , he starred in movies and
he usually had a beautiful woman on
his arm.
But along the way to national adulation , he also showed himself unable
to control the seething aggression that
earned him the championship and 14
world tide defenses over seven years
until he retired, undefeated, in 1977.
Outside the ring, the targets of that
aggression included the women who
passed through his life.
On Feb. 14, Monzon , 47, Finally
reaped the consequences of his own
acknowledged failings.
While he and his estranged second
wife were quarreling, and he had
struck and choked her, she plunged to
her death from a balcony.
He was charged with homicide.
A few still shout, "Go, champion!"
when he emerges from pretrial court
appearances in the seaside resort town
of Mar del Plata. But most cry,
The death of the Uruguayan model
Alicia Muniz was tailor-made for the
gossip magazines in the final days of
the Southern hemisphere summer.
But beyond the lurid headlines, the
celebrity case also has focused public

concern in Argentina on the broader
problem of wife-beating in a society
of "machismo."
"Unfortunately, she had to die so
that this pile of issues would come to
the surface,"said Zita Monies de Oca,
director of the year-old government
Office for Women.
"And it had to be her, and it had to
be Monzon. If she were another
woman, or he were an ordinary
worker, this debate would never have
begun."
Some politicians who had not considered the problem of family violence before now are calling for new
laws and different priorities.
One senator has filed a motion
seeking more support for programs to
help abused women.
More important, the victims themselves have begun to come forward to
seek help.
Since the death of Muniz, the number of women turning up each day at
The Woman's Place crisis center has
doubled to two dozen, said director
Lucrecia Oiler.
"It has awakened women to the fear
that they may be the next to die, " she
said.
Yet Monies de Oca, Oiler and others argue that the debate still must percolate further through the society to
the abusers and the abused and to
those who can help both groups.

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Newspapers have quoted court off icials as saying that Monzon testified
that although he had insulted and
beaten his wife tliat February nighl, it
could not have seriously harmed her
because "I beat all my women, except
one, and nothing ever happened to any
of them."
Viviana Benbersky, one of the coordinators of The Woman 's Place,
said of such comments, "Here, many
men consider it almost a right to beat
women. And the consciousness
among women that they are human
beings remains very low."
In all of Argentina, there is not one
shelter for battered women.
Police remain reluctant to accept
formal charges from abused wives,
Oiler said, because the disputes arc
viewed as a family matter.
Women themselves remain reluctant or too ashamed to file complaints,
as if they were the perpetrators and not
the victims, Benbersky and three volunteers at her center, former abuse
victims themselves, agreed.

The prevalence of such attitudes
makes it impossible for Argentine authorities to measure the extent of
family violence, social workers say.
They also note that divorce was legalized only last year and that it remains difficult to extract alimony
from husbands who refuse to pay, a

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strong disincentive to women considering leaving abusive men.
Women 's rights activists agree that
wife-beating is more serious in the
provinces than in Buenos Aires,
where women have access to more
resources and information.
Even women who know their rights
face problems in getting help.
Julia Sanchez, 31, a left-wing
writer , said she left her husband in
1985 partiy because he beat her.
She said her younger brother , a professional soldier, then began to beat
her because he was angry that she left
her husband.
She went to the police three times to
file charges.
The first time, she recalled, "They
said , why don't you forget it - he's
your own brother."
The violence continued , leaving
her with bruises and cuts on her face.
A second trip to the police station also
was fruitless , she said.
Final ly, after a noisy, violent attack
dial aroused die neighborhood , the
police accepted her complaint and
detained her brother for five days.
That stopped the beating, Sanchez
said, but the legal charges against her
brother are still pending, three years
later.
Such cases are all too typical. But it
is the Monzon case that has sparked
the current brisk debate.

Business services
provided at BU

The College of Business at
Bloomsburg University recently announced the formal opening of a
Business and Information Services
Center to serve the needs of Pennsylvania business and industry in the
area.
The center , headed by Mel
Woodward, a professor of marketing
and management at BU, is funded by
the university, Pennsylvania's Ben
Franklin Partnership program andprivate grants and fees, according to
John E. Dittrich, dean of the College
of Business.
. Woodward said the center is "primarily a switching mechanism, a
center of information," to help companies get in touch with the kind of
people who can solve their problems.
The criterion is that the help a business receives must improve their
practices and thereby increase employment.
. He said that the center addresses
needs in technical problems, management issues, computer systems, product development plans, strategic business plans, accounting systems, feasibility studies, new start-up ventures,
management information systems
design, and artificial intelligence and
expert systems.

The center also may arrange seminars for businesses, if the need is
shown , he said.
Woodward, who plans to develop a
computerized data base to enable him
to more efficiently match needs and
solutions, said the center is part of an
informal network that reaches as far
as three states away, so he is able to
find the right person to help a business
or industry solve its problems.

Chief Weaver and Vice President
for Administration Paul Conard confirmed that tickets exceeding the 30day limit would not be prosecuted.

The number of tickets in question
could not be determined by the administration.
The Office of the District Justice
commented that they "haven 't received citations (for unpaid parking
tickets) since last semester."
Starting immediately, there will be
a change in parking ticket policy.
One warning letter will be issued by
Bloomsburg University Law Enforcement for unpaid parking tickets
after the five days allotted for payment.

A citation for the unpaid parking
tickets must be filed at a district
justice's office within 30 days issuing
the ticket.
Chief Ken Weaver, Bloomsburg
University Law Enforcement, stated
that the error was caused by the "back
log of appeals."
"There was an overload of parking
tickets and some went over the 30-day
limit ," said Weaver.
If no response is made in 10 more
Chief Weaver indicated that the days, then a citation will be filed at the
problem should be remedied when district justice's office.
Bloomsburg University Law EnPrior to this, two letters will be sent.
forcement begins using a computer
The fine for the citation is approxisystem to record parking tickets.
mately $32.50.

Students taught by
unqualified teachers

by Anne C. Roark

L.A. Times-Washington Post Service

The bell rings, as it always does, at
12:31 p.m. at Sun Valley Junior High
School. Period five has just begun.
Standing alone in front of an English
class at this predominantly Latino
public school in Los Angeles is a
blonde-haired , blue-eyed young
woman.
Her name is Penny Rogers - "Ms.
Rogers" to her students.
Rogers, by all rights, should not be
doing what she has been asked to do
- teach English to students who do not
speak English.
She has neither the special training
to leach her native tongue as a second
language nor does she know the languages that her students speak.
When she began teaching three
years ago, she had not even had a
course in education.
Up to now, Rogers has coped,
partly because, by all accounts, she is
a gifted and dedicated teacher.
And , she had the assistance of a
Spanish-speaking aide to translate for
most of the students, even if he was of
no help to students who speak Vietnamese or Korean.
Today, however, the Spanishspeaking aide is gone - to a "better"
job as a farm worker.
So Rogers is alone, struggling this
day to teach against odds that seem
almost insurmountable.
Rogers - who has since married and
changed her name to Freeman - is
working in an industry that not only
allows but also expects its workers to
do jobs for which they have neither
the training nor the experience.
In 1985, the American Federation
of Teachers and the Council for Basic
Education estimated that at least 10
percent of the nation's 2 million
teachers were teaching subjects for
which they were not legally certified -

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March 19

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a situation that the AFT said "constitutes a scandal in the making."
In some parts of the country the
scandal is a reality.
The most visible sign of trouble is
the language barrier that Rogers faces
in her classroom every day.
By law, students who do not speak
English fluendy are to be taught by
teachers who are either bilingual or
are trained as "language development
specialists."
But there are simply not enough of
those teachers to go around.
As a result, schools are forced to
make do with what they have.
The problem , however, is not limited to bilingual education.
After years of glut, public high
schools across America now say that
they have too few chemistry teachers,
math teachers, social studies teachers
- even regular English teachers.
In elementary schools, where
teachers are expected to be versed in a
whole range of subjects, the shortcomings are often more difficult to
detect but no less serious.
Many elementary school teachers,
for example, have graduated from
college with only one class in science
and mathematics, which , some experts say, may account for the comparatively low scores of American
students in scientific and technical
subjects.
In California, the shortfall of adequately trained school teachers is significant.
Of the state's 185,000 school teachers, 6,262 are working under what are
known as "emergency credentials,"
meaning that they have not completed
- and in some cases, not even begun the professional training legally required to teach in California's public
schools.

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Bowling alley

Should it stay or should it go?

To the Editor
At the last CGA meeting. Dr.
Trathen informed the Senate that the
Kehr Union Governing Board had
decided to remove the bowling lanes
in favor of a proposal to convert the
area into a student office center. In
this center, many of the offices from
the third floor would be relocated to
the bowling alley area. The abandoned offices would then be used as
additional conference rooms to supplcmmcnt the Blue, Green, and Gold
rooms already available.
The main reasons for this decision
were increased costs, and insufficient
usage of the lanes to maintain a profit.
From a financial standpoint , the conversion would seem warranted, and
the governing board»acted conscientiously when they based their decision
on finances. However, I bclivc it is
important to also consider some other
points of view.
Lately there has been increased
pressure to control and eliminate
underage drinking at BU. Doesn 't it
seem rather self-defeating to elimi-

nate one of the alternatives?
If the bowling lanes arc removed ,
all of the bowling classes will be
forced to commute to the lanes on Rl.
11. If that v/crc the case wouldn't the
school have to supply some sort of
transportation? I imagine that could
become cosdy.
Another consideration is the loss of
15 student jobs. That adds up to a
considerable loss of work-study
money available to students, approximately $10,000.00. Will there be any
jobs created by a student office center?
There is an extension planned for
the Union scheduled to begin within
four years. Granted , few students who
are here now will benefit from it , but
the offices have functioned and
served the students well for die past 12
years. Won 't they be able to continue
doing so for another few ycitts?
Couldn 't the offices be put in the extension?
To conclude, I would like to sum up
the points for and against the conversion of the bowling lanes to offices.

In opposition to maintaining the
alleys, a loss of approximately $1,800
was recorded last year and a $2,000 to
$3,000 loss is projected this year, in
addition to the fact" that finding a
mechanic for the lanes is difficult and
expensive.
In support of the continuing maintenance arc the following considerations. Bowling is a good alternative to
drinking for students under and over
21 who arc looking for somctiiing to
do, and the lanes arc alway s very
active on Friday and Saturday ni ghts.
Bowling classes could still be held
on campus eliminating the necessity
for transportation to bowling class.
Bowling is an activity which students
can continue to partici pate in for the
rest of their lives.
Arc we to judge the worth of student
activities/services by 'he amount of
profit they make? I contend that having the bowling lanes is a good student
service and dicir existence should not
be based on profit alone.
John Walker
Junior Class President

To the Editor
This letter comes in reference to a
petition that I was asked to sign concerning the closing of the bowling
alley in Kehr Union.
For those students who are surprised to hear this , the bowling alley is
scheduled to be torn out and replaced
with I don 't know what.
My questions are: When was this
decision made and by whom? How
come there was no advance publicity
of this given to the students either in

the form of The Voice or posters on
campus? Why were no public meetings (at least none that I' ve heard of)
held so that student input could be
received?
The bowling alley, as small as it is,
is a valuable asset to Bloomsburg
University.
As a resident advisor, I have used it
on a number of occasions for social
and recreational programs.
In addition , with the recent crunch
on beer parties in town , students will

Ixi looking lor other activities , especially on weekends.
Closing the bowling alley will
eliminate one of those activities.
I feel that thcclosing of the bowling
alley should be reconsidered. Open
meetings should be held so that the
users of the alleys can input their feelings concerning the matter.
Hopefull y a solution can then be
reached that will keep the alley open .
Dave Sauter
Luzerne Hall

Bowling alley asset to BU

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The Wh ite Man 's Burden

by David I 'erris
Staff Troublemaker
If you 've taken any courses covering European history in thcNinteenth
Century it 's likely you've come
across the term "White Man 's Burden ". It was a prevailing attitude in
Western civilization for decades and
was one of the primary rationalizations used by the colonial powers to
justif y their overseas activities.
White Man 's Burden meant that
we, the white, European, "civilized"
people, were innately superior to the
peoples of other lands and had an
obli gation to God to occupy these foreign territories and convert the residents to Christianity and European
ways.
If wc make a profit in the deal, well,
so much the better.
This concept is entrenched in much
of the ill inking of the era. No notice
was given to the fact that the "barbarians" living in the conquered lands,
particularl y India and China , had
sophisticated cultures dating back
thousands of years.
The Chinese had developed a complex system of government when the
Greeks were still debating whether it
was really worth sailing toTurkeyjust
to get the king 's old lady back.
The people of India were creating
intricate paintings and sculptures
while die people of Europe were still
exploring the possibilities of crayons
on cave walls. The various tribes of
centra l and south Africa had music
which was far more complex than the
typ ical English or French song of the
clay.
This was all ignored because, after
all , "they 're not civilized!"
In 1988 wc look back at White
Man 's Burden and scoff. How could
anyone be so narrow-minded? How
could anyone disregard the worth of
another culture or imagine themselves so supreme?
The sad fact is that White Man 's
Burden is still very much with us
today, althoug h no one calls it that.
You 've seen it in just about every

episode of Star Trek. "Captain," reports Spock, "sensors have picked up
evidence of a primitive civilization on
the planet. They don 't have our system of government and their family
structures are totally different."
Kirk frets in his command chair for
a moment and says, "We've got to go
down there and eliminate their entire
way of life, and replace it with something up to Federation standards."
"You can 't do that, Jim!" screams
Bones, the veins in his neck sticking
out. "What about the Prime Directive? "
"Shove the Prime Directive," interjects Scotty, "let's blast 'em with full
phasers!"
Each episode had its variations, but
the idea was always the same. The
crew of the Enterprise would encounter someone who had a different way
of looking at things, and the next 50
minutes would be spent "enlightening" the poor barbarian clods.
It's the White Man's Burden all
over again, minus the religious overtones and the overt profit motive.
They see a different culture .^one that
doesn 't have microwave ovens or
cable television, and the entire culture
is labeled backward and uncivilized.
Of course, we're justified in doing
this because"we're enlightened!" Because we're civilized and sophisticated, wc can decide what's important
and what's not, who is important and
who 's not.
Much of this attitude goes hand-inhand with racism, so we expect this
sort of thing to reside mainly in the
redneck community. Unfortunately
we can find this basic outlook in all
areas of the political and philosophical spectrum.
For instance, several tribes of
Montagnard from Vietnam were
transplanted to California shortiy
before the American withdrawal.
Several womens' groups were outraged because the Montagnard
women are not treated as equals by the

men of the tribe. It was conveniently
forgotten that the Montagnard tradition was the result of centuries of life
in an environment distinctly differen t
than that of California , and that the lot
of the men of the tribe was none too
rosy to begin with.
Sometimes we see the Burden on
both sides of an issue. In the abortion
controversy, for instance, those who
favour abortion see the life of the
unborn child as forfeit if it conflicts
with the mother's privacy or convenience.
In the opposite corner, those who
oppose abortion see it as an unspeakable atrocity and feel they must "educate" the pro-abortion people in the
errors of their ways.
Let's try another example. Suppose
someone told you that the members in
their family rarely touched each other,
that physical affection was seldom
displayed in public. Your reaction
right now is probably something like
this:
That s shocking! You poor deprived, maltreated person, you should
seek therapy immediately before you
begin to suffer from emotional breakdown!"
That is White Man's Burden.
You've been told that lots of physical contact is healthy and lack of same
is not healthy. Might be true, might
not. Depends a great deal on your
definition of "healthy".
What you 'vc done there, if that was
indeed your reaction, is to assume that
the conditions of your upbringing
apply to everyone else. You 're assuming that the "healthy" and "enlightened" lifestyle you've accepted
is the only natural choice for your
fellow human beings.
I think most of us would agree that
an "affectionate " family life is preferable to the alternative. What do we do
about all the cultures across the world
where this isn 't the case? We may as
well ignore them, they 're not enlightened anyway.

Misinformation can be infectious

by Ellen Goodman
Editorial Columnist
Are you a member of a high-risk
group for exposure to mixed or m isinformation? Have you had visual or
audial contact with a self-proclaimed
AIDS expert? Casual? Intimate?
Repeated?
If so, by now you may be exhibiting
all the symptoms of AIDS-information whipsaw. High anxiety. Confusion. Cynicism. A desire to put a bag
over your head until it all goes away.
The fear of the AIDS epidemic has
spread so much faster than our knowledge of the disease that it's spawning
whole cottage industries of "experts,"
with varying credentials and agendas,
all advising the public on their sexual
behavior.
Some have been manufacturing
alarms and others have been peddling
reassurance. The results are bewilderment and a building consumer resistance to any information.
In the past month , we had Dr.
Robert Gould , a psychiatrist, telling
That Cosmo Girl in her favorite magazine that there was virtually nothing to
worry about from normal heterosexual relationships, beyond a broken
heart. There wasn't evidence that the
fatal disease was "breaking out."
Now we have the physiologists of

the sexual revolution, Dr. William
Masters and Virginia Johnson along
with Dr. Robert Kolodny, insisting in
a book called Crisis that AIDS is
"now running rampant in the heterosexual community."
Masters, Johnson and Kolodny
studied S00 heterosexuals between
ages 21 and 40 from four cities. Half
of them were monogamous and half
of them had more than six partners in
the past year.
Of those with multiple partners, 7
percent of the women and 5 percent of
the men tested positive for AIDS—a
number far higher than any other
study.
Armed with these numbers,' they
accuse the scientific community of
"benevolent deception." The Center
for Disease Control estimates 1.5
million Americans are infected. This
trio doubles that estimate.
They also say that 200,000 nondrug-using heterosexuals are probably infected, a number seven times
higher than the one given by the CDC.
Are you developing an immunity to
AIDS statistics? "The public has had
an excess of assurance followed by an
excess of alarm from so-called experts on both sides," says Dr. Harvey
Fineberg, dean of Harvard's School
of Public Health and one of those

trying to maintain some sort of balance.
Wc get tossed between such scientific extremes in part because we
don 't have satisfying data , but wc do
have a lot of fear. Anybody can play
with probabilities until they match
their own anxieties. It 's been estimated, for example that the risk of
transmitting the virus through one act
of unprotected vaginal intercourse is
one in a thousand. Is that a lot or a
little? Over an evening, a year or a
lifetime?
The trio who wrote Crisis estimates
that the risk for a woman is one in 400
sexual encounters.Does this signify a
disease running "rampant"? When
asked why he called it that, Masters
said, "I simply believe it."
This is the sort of thing that drives
the cautious health community to
distraction. They have to light a match
under Gould one day and put out the
Masters and Johnson fire the next.
Crisis even raises the flame on
"casual" contact, saying that it's theoretically possible to get infected in a
touch football game or from a toilet
seat.
As Fineberg says, "It's theoretically possible that a meteorite could
hit the World Trade Center."
If epidemiologists were forced to

choose between the alarmists and
soothing-saycrs, they would reluctantly choose alarms. "But my fear,"
says Dean Fineberg, "is that thepublic
will say nobody knows anything; it
feeds into the anti-expert mood. They
won't want to hear anymore."
There are many reasons for the
dueling experts. They range from
honest scientific differences to
hustles. But the public is interested in
one thing: How scared should I be?
How careful should I be? And there is
a certain constancy underlying all but
the most irresponsibly rosy scenarios
about how to behave sexually in this
epidemic.
Crisis offers the chilling notion that
only 10 percent of their sample with
numerous sex partners thought they
were at risk. None of them were regular condom users.
In the face of all this, the prescription is the same one we heard last
month , last year, the year before.
Abstinence or a monogamous relationship with an uninfected person is
the best protection. The use of a condom and spermicide every time is
second best.
And while you're at it, be wary of
unprotected relationships with untested "experts." Misinformation is
highly infectious.

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Kim Clark
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Features

views differ on
new seatbelt law

by Troy Hunsinger
Staff Writer
You 're driving along a highway and
suddenly sec in your rearview mirror
the flashing lights of a police car. You
pull over wondering to yourself what
you did wrong. The police officer
approaches your window and asks to
sec your driver 's licence. When you
show it to him , he tells you that you
were traveling 10 mph over the speed
limit. He then notices that you do not
have your seatbelt on and tells you that
he is tacking on a $10 fine to your
speeding ticket for not wearing your
seatbelt.
You may be encountering this situation now that the seatbelt law was
passed on Nov. 23, 1987. The law ,
which had much opposition , requires
everyone sitting in the front seat of a
car to wear their seatbclts. The fine for
not wearing your seatbelt is $10 but
cannot be enforced unless you are
found guilty of an initial offense.
Patrolman Albert Wagner compares this law to the helmet law, which
states that all motorcyclists must wear
a helmet when riding. Wagner says
"The seatbelt law is for your protec-

tion , it is definitely a good law; it cuts
down on injuries."
There are others who are in agreement. Kelly Rudolph says the law is a
good one because, "The safety belt is
very effective in preventing injuries in
car accidents."
But Vince Kimsal does not agree
with the law. Kimsal says "It should
be an individual choice to wear it."
Tom Sink also believes this law is
unfair. He added, "It should be your
own decision; you 're only hurting
yourself if you don 't wear your
seatbelt."
Karen Reiss says the law is "ridiculous." She believes it is wrong that the
police cannot pull you over until you
have committed another offense.
Reiss believes that if a police officer
sees you not wearing your seatbelt
they should be able to pull you over
even if you haven 't committed another offense.
If you don 't want to get a $10 fine
for not wearing your seatbelt, you can
do one of two things. Either make sure
you don 't commit any other violation s
of the law or just remember to buckleUD ; it's the law.

Construction workers and machinery arc widespread on Bloomsburg University 's campus as the university receives renovations during the Spring semester.

A need to
conserve

by Linda McLeod
for The Voice
We live in a temporary world. Nothing, it seems, is built to last anymore.
We buy goods , use them , and throw
them away because we believe there is
an infinite supply .We are the children
of the disposable age. Many however
hold the opinion that the earth is being
taken care of and will always have a
limitless supply of goods. This opinion is wrong.
Our treatment of the environment
has been so reckless thac many scientists believe we are on the brink of an
environmental disaster.
One current concern is the ozone
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the atmosphere where they chemically react with the ozone. The problem: this could increase the risk of
skin-cancer to people directiy exposed to ultraviolet rays. Another
problem: certain small organisms are
by Karen Elwell
law firm. In addition , new lawyers
The survey of 1986 law school also affected , and it seems these orf o r The Voice
may enter the workforce as part of a graduates also showed that 12.5 per- ganisms are the base of the food chain.
Not long ago, John Shad , Chairman corporation 's legal department. Con- cent of the new lawyers took jobs as
Guess who is at the top of that food
of the powerful Securitites Exchange trary to the impressions given by TV law clerks to slate or federal court
chain? We are.
Commission, earned $82,500 a year. programs like Perry Mason and L.A. judges and that 1.7 percent went into
The fluorocarbon controversy is
But his daughter, who worked as a Law , very few of the nation 's 800,000 academ ic work .
just one of our many problems. There
lawyerforaNew York law firm , made lawyers are trial lawyers. A recent
Government agencies and the is also the problem of the warming of
even more money than her father. survey shows that the "average" 38 criminal justice system look 12 perthe atmosphere, also cal led the GreenHow long had she been a lawyer? year old lawyer works in a law firm cent of the 1986 graduates and 3 perhouse Effect. Put simply, thousands of
Only one year.
with 32 other lawyers and concen- cent began working forpublic interest acres of forest land all over the world
Many Bloomsburg students are at- trates on business and corporate law , groups or legal assistance programs.
are being destroyed in order to create
tracted to the practice of law as a as well as other non-criminal matters. Many job opportunities in govern"more useful" land. This loss of trees ,
future career. Law practice can be a
Many lawyers and even whole law ment service and public interest law and their cooling effect on g lobal
glamorous and influential profession , firms become specialists in one or have disappeared due to cutbacks in
temperature, may result in radical cliand there's no doubt that it can pay more areas of law , forinstancc family government funding.
mate changes. An area like the midwell, too. Yet, we've often heard that law , labor law, or tax law. In large law
Higher salaries for new lawyers in west of the United Suites could bethere are "too many"lawyers - a "glut" firms , a hi gh level of specialization other areas of law practice have taken
becomes easy to see
of lawyers. If you invest three years within the firm is common . There are their toll too. Yale University reports come a desert. It
and many thousands of dollars in more than 30 areas of specialization that 23% of its 1971 law graduates how our quest for more land , more
going to law school, will you get a job within one large New York law firm began their careers in public interest industry, and more convenience could
lead to our own demise.
when you get out? If so, what type of alone.
law or government work , while only
While there arc no quick and easy
job? And how much are you likely to
Law firms can get very large. New 6% of its 1986 graduates followed
solutions
to environmental crises,
earn?
York 's Skadden Arps employs over suit.
there
is
something
we need to keep in
There are a lot of lawyers - almost 800 lawyers in nine offices nationFor many new lawyers, being
800,000 in the United States today. wide. Where not long ago the practice weighed down with thousands of dol- mind. We are only temporary beings.
But no one really knows if 800,000 of law was a local business , it is be- lars in educational debts, the high We are as disposable as the goods we
lawyers are too many, because no one coming more national in focus. Dur- salaries offered by private practice are use. It is understandable for any generation to focus on its own needs and
knows how many lawyers is ing the past five years, some well- offers that just cannot be refused.
concerns, but we are also obligated to
"enough."
known small to medium sized law
Approximatel y 9.2 percent of the
Over' 35,000 new "lawyers arc firm s in major cities have vanished , 1986 law school graduates went into protect the health and well-being of
graduated from the nation 's 175 ac- sometimes due to the inability to business and industry, rather than the future generations. In the past 40
years, wc have developed the means
credited law schools each year, and compete with large, national Jaw direct practice oflaw.
to
destroy all life on this planet. Every
most new lawyers do find jobs. Ac- firms.
Some observers predict that innuclear
weapon we build , every lake
cording to a 1984 survey, 92% of new
Some lawyers have said a law firm creasing numbers of law school
we
pollute,
every forest we destroy,
law school graduates had found em- should have 200 or more attorneys in graduates will go to work for banks,
every
species
we force into extinction ,
ployment. Where do new lawyers order to offer a quality genera l law accounting firm s and insurance comwill
have
consequences
on our own
work? A survey of 1986 graduates practice. There may be some truth to panies or otfier businesses. Due to the
children.
showed that 61.6% had entered pri- tiiis claim in large, competitive urban increasing complex i ty of the business
So listen before it is too late. There
vate law practice.
areas, but most small and medium world , the legal knowledge and anaare
only two things you must learn.
Privatelaw practice can range from sized law firms arc still quite prosper- lytical skills of new lawyers are more
There
is only one earth , and it is not
a one-person "solo practice" to par- ous, and most new lawyers will beg in in demand by non-legal employers.
disoosable.
ticipation in the workings of a huge their careers in these smaller firms.
See LAWYER nai>e 4

Lawyers ' earnings can vary

Professor brings experience to job at BU

by Kelly Monitz
for The Voice
He walked into the room, put down
his books an4 notes, and silently
looked over the class. The room was
still a buzz with people asking, "Is this
the Mass Comm and Pop Arts Class?"
Then, because no one knew what to
expect, silence overtook the room.
Dr. Dana Ulloth, a Mass Communications professor at Bloomsburg Uni-

versity, could be described as a walk- high that goes with it," says Ulloth.
Ulloth didn 't start off in mass coming reference book. He can tell you
anything related to the communica- munications. His first ambition in life
tions field and apply a working was to become a medical doctor. But
knowledge of it. "What is post-pro- after his third year in college, he knew
duction?" can turn into a twenty min- he couldn 't continue widi medicine
ute explanation complete with a play- since it entailed a lot of chemistry,
by-play video package.
which he despised. He graduated with
Ulloth is constantly working on a degree in physics and math from
new projects and publishing articles. Southern Missionary College, where
Recently, he was asked to do a follow- he was the college radio's chief engiup on his paper, "Post Production and neer.
the Experience of Charlex," which
Before graduate school, he spent
was presented at the first Visual Com- about six years in radio and television
munication Conference in 1987. stations as director, program director,
Also, two books which he co-au- announcer and engineer. He also
thored are being used on campus; The worked as an aerospace engineer for
Press and the State: A Sociohistorical the United States Army.
Analysis , and Mass Media: Past ,
While working for his doctorate in
Present and Future. He thinks his Radio, Television and Film at the
by Evelyn Alsvan
first paper was published at the age of University of Missouri, he managed a
for The Voice
16. " The publication of a book is campus AM radio station , and worked
On March 19 a high energetic new about the best (feeling). There's a in motion, picture production.
wave rock band, Eubie Havye (pronounced "you behave") from Washington D.C., will be performing at
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and Going Back are examples of the
group's unity and Driving Cars has
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in film and television directing, teaching jobs came easier. "I just feli into
teaching jobs and after awhile I started
liking it ," he commented. He's taught
at several universities including Ithaca College in New York, which he
affectionately refers to as "a rich kid' s
school," where "the teachers ate at
McDonald' s and the students ate at
high class restaurants."
But his position at Ithaca College
gave him some good experience and
the opportunity to get invoved in the
national media. He worked on two
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Woman astounds passengers with math

by Dan Morain

those rare people who somehow ,
even she doesn't know how , posShakuntala Devi is a distracting sessed a skill with figures that
passenger to have in your car. The amazes computer wizards, inproblem is that there are .all those trigues academics and dumbfounds
numbers on the license plates of the
those of us who have difficulty balcars in other lanes.
A reminder that tiic second hal f of
ancing checkbooks.
"Look, there's 720," Devi says, as
physical education classes begin
She is in the Guinness Book of
Attention Secondary Education
if she has seen an old friend on the
today.
World Records for a 1980 feat at a
and Mathematics majors: Advisees
license. Riding the freeway from
London university, multiplying two
of Dr. Gorman Miller should NOT
Sunnyvale on an errand to San Fran13-digit
numbers:
SOAR , Bloomsburg University 's attend walk-in advisement. They
cisco, she produced a piece of paper
by
7 ,686,369 ,774 ,870
adull support group, will hold a should meet him in regular fashion
and pen and began playing with the
2,465,099,745,779. In 28 seconds.
coffee break in the McCormick in his office during scheduledtimes.
number. In an instant, .she had the
The
answer:
Center for Human Services lobby
answer: 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 x 5 x 6 equals 720.
18,947,668,177,995,426,462,773,730.
Marc h 24 from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m.
If that answer was a snap, so is
In 1977, she came up with the
multiplying two 13-digit numbers; or
In celebration of Adult Education
23rd root of a 201-digit number in
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The following publications are grams and ihe Counseling Center
2,373,927,704 (the answer is 1,334);
Univac computer , although since
available for students intercstd in arc sponsoring a "pizza" lunch for
or naming the date on which every
then, some people have scoffed that
law school and can be borrowed all returning adult students at BU
Thursday will fall in 1989 , or, for that
the computer would have won if
from Bakclcss 213 for one week: Monday, March 21 from 11 a.m. to
matter, any other day or any other
only it had been properly pro"Financing Your Law School Edu- 1 p.m. in Room 140, Waller Adyear, past or future.
grammed.
cation ," "The Ri gluLaw School For ministration. The cost is $1 for all
Devi, 43, is a sari-clad diva of
A Brahman from Bangladore, InYou: How To Find It , How To the pizza you can cat. For more innumbers, a math prodigy who can
dia , she takes her act on the road
Evaluate It and How to Get Into It ," formation call 389-4003 or 389calculate as fast and accurately as any
world wide for several month s each
and Vols. 1 and 2 of the "Official 4255.
hand-held contraptions. She is one of
year. She was in the Silicon Valley
most recently .-performing at Stanford University, California State
University at San Jose and at a comfrom page 3
puter company, Excelan. Along the
new lawyer in 1986 wasover $36,000.
%
10 years. Lawyers who fa?l to "make way, Arthur R. Jensen , professor of
Starting salaries can vary dramatiOne area of major concern to the
partner" are often expected to leave educational psychology at the Unistudent thinking about a career in law cally from city to city.
the firm .
In 1985, for example, the average
is the question of salary . Sixteen years
In major law firms, partners can
ago die top starting salary ata Wall St. starting salary for a lawyer in Philaexpect to earn over $300,000 per year.
law firm was 520,000; last year, it was delphia was $39,000 while it was
However, our "average" 38 year old
547,000 in Washington D.C. and
56?. 000.
lawyer reported a household income,
from page 3
Ye i in 19S6. onl y one-tenth of 1 % of $54,000 in New York.
in 1986- of $121,000. For some law- broadcast Station Use of Advernew law school graduates could exyers, this fi gure included the earnings tising Council PSA's, 1975.", and
Lawyers who did not enter private
pec t to obtain a job that paid a starling
of a working spouse.
"A Survey of Television Station
law practice tended lo earn lower
salary of 560.000 or more.
A new "two tier"wage system insti - Use of Advertising Council
So the well publicized high salaries starting salaries. In 1986, a lawyer
tuted by some major law firm s has PSA' s, 1976." These studies
tend to go to very few new lawyers, going lo work for the federal governgenerated interest nationwide. For looked at radio and television
stagenerally ihosc who were at the very ment started at an average salary of
example, Cleveland's Jones, Day, tions use of public service antop of dieir law school classes or who $27,000, while public interest groups
Reavis & Pogue begins its new "asso- nouncements.
attended the more prestigious law or legal aid paid from $21,000 to
ciates"at a salary of $52,000 per year. Later,
while at the University of
$25,000 on the average.
schools.
The firm also hires a number of "staff Connecticut,
Traditionally, lawyers who enter
he worked with CPTV in
Although most beginning lawyers
attorneys" each year who are paid Hartford ,
as a television producer and
will gel their first jobs al smaller law private practice begin as "associates"
signigicantly less - $30,000 per year. director.
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versity of California, Berkeley, convinced her stop by his laboratory so
he could study her.
Jensen said that Devi' s skills with
numbers are like those of a writer
who doesn 't think about the location
of typewriter keys, or a musician
who reads music and simultaneously sounds the correct notes. "The
actual calculations are almost automatic," he said.
After watching her both at Stanford and in his lab, Jensen concluded: "No one knows exactly how
she does these things. I don 't think
she knows." He is, however, certain
that "it's not any kind of magic
trick ."
Jensen said that he tried to stump her
by asking the day of the week for Jan.
30, 1948. It was, she answered in an
instant, a Friday, and then noted its
significance , the day Mahatma
Gandhi was assassinated.
Her technique offers little clue to
her ability . Before a performance ,
she clears her mind by lounging, and
shunning television, books, and conversation.
She must see the number on a
blackboard or on paper, but doesn't
like the numbers broken up by commas.

Smaller numbers are harder to
dissect than larger ones. She
apologized for taking roughly
five seconds to come up with the
cube root of 131.
"It's 5.09, or .08. It'll be approximate," she said.
One of Devi's explanation
for her ability is one that her
mother suggested. As an infant,
Devi swallowed the family 's
small clay likeness of Gancsh,
the Hindu god of wisdom , including mathem atics.
She first displayed her flare for
numbers as a toddler and became
par t of her father 's magic act in
India. The theatrics learned in the
act serve her well as she travels
the world performing.
"You'd expect someone who
could do what she does to be a
little nerdy. She isn't nerdy at all.
She worked the crowd ," said
Vish Mishra, vice president of
Excelan, the San Jose computer
company paid her $1,000 for an
one-hour performance.
"The computer people are fascinated that a human mind can
do this. We've got brilliant
mathmeticians, and they
wonder how can it be done."

News. This half-hour television
news show is done live a 6 p.m. and
tape delayed until 8 p.m.
Ulloth may take the back seat on
the set, but he is regarded as the
person to turn to when somone has a
question.
A student who works with Bloom
News, Patrick Loftus , said his first
impression of Ulloth was that of, "an
Associated Press reporter chasing
down a beat."
Dana also takes his knowledge
home. He has just restored a late seventies model Mercedes Benz by himself. Believe it or not, he learned how
to work with the car by observation
and reading.
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sound like much more than a hobby,
but to a novice it can be quite undertaking .He dismantledthe car,rebuilt

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thing he didn't undertake himself was
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Huskies lose 77-71, IUP
captures PSAC crown

Baseball
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Jim Fisher
Staff Writer
Part one of a series
Bloomsburg operated for a major"It's a hard way to end the season,
The "Boys of Summer " are back
it was a good season but a very dissap- ity of the first half without Nina
as spring training is more than half
pointing end ," Bloomsburg head Alston.Alston picked up her third foul
way over. The news around spring
coach Joe Bressi said after his team less than eight minutes into the game
training is the comeback of not a
dropped a 77-71 PSAC playoff game and watched the rest of the half from
ballplayer but the comebeck of free
to Indiana University of Pa. "That's the bench.
agency.
Eight straight points by IUP to open
two years in a row it didn't work out
Collusion was ruled in the case
the second half all but buried the Husfor us."
of the 1985 free agents in which
The defense of IUP was a big factor kies, 43-33, before an Alston tlircceight free agents were resigned by
in the game and enabled the Indian s to pointer and two Elaine Wolf jumpers
their original clubs. The players
open their biggest lead of the game al cut the lead to 43-40.
became free agents aain until
The Huskies pulled to within one at
7-14 with 6:50 left in the first half.
March 1.
Then the Huskies made their move. 48-47 with 13 minutes left in the game
AH remained with their current
Sparked by a baseline drive and lay- but could get no closer.
club except Kirk Gibson who fled
Despite the loss, Bressi was happy
up by Theresa Lorenzi, the Huskies
to Los Angeles for $4.5 million.
went on a 17-2 run to take their first with the play of his freshman ,"they
The crop of 1987 free agents was
and only lead of the game, 31-29 with arc just freshman and I hope that they
headed by Jack Clark who signed
learned something in this game. Il is
2:51 left in the first half.
with the New York Yankees.
The comeback left Bloomsburg a hard to win a big game with frcshamn ,
The St. Louis Cardinals , after
I ittic flat as the Indians scored the next they need to get experience. I think
losing Clark, became involved in
six points to regain the lead. A that they will be better players. Wc The Iiloomsburg University women 's basketball team lost in the .semi-final game of the PSAC playoffs to IUP. IUP went on to win
some internal strife. Manager
Shearer jumper at the buzzer put the will just get out of this the positives the conference title defeating Millersville.
VoUejiu photo
Whitey Herzog blasted GM Dal
for the young kids."
halftime score al 35-33.
Maville for not signing Clark and
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the New York Mets. This brings us
to the NL East.
The New York Mets bettered
their minor league system by
dumping Doug Sisk, Jessi Orosco
and Rafael Santana. The Mel's
pitching is healthy again and the
starting rotation is the best in baseball with Dwight Goodcn, Sid Fernandez , Bob Ojcda, and Ron Darling.
Bull pen is questionable after teh
stopper Roger McDowell.
Offense adds Kevin Elster at
shortstop
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Slyke and Barry Bonds lead the
offense. Jose lind will try to replace
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be the relief ace.
Andre Dawson, coming off his
career season, will try and build
upon it. Rookie Mark Grace and
Damon Berryhill will try and break
into the lineup. Ryne Sandberg and
Rafeal Palmero are steady.
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