Housing organizations f ormed

By Michele Bupp
for The Voice
Two new organizations are being
formed at BU this semester to deal
with housing problems for students
residing on and off-campus.
Resident Hall Association (RHA)
and Off-Campus Housing Association (OCHA) will replace the former
Association of Resident Studen ts
(ARS) which has served students in
the past.
The RHA will organize social and
learning activities in each of the
residence halls and join with other
halls for support and to spur new
ideas.
OCHA is designed to strengthen
the relationship between students
and the citizens of Bloomsburg to
serve the current 3000 students now
residing off-campus.
Assistant Director of Resident
Life for off-campus Housing and
Judicial Affairs Don Young said,
"We want to let them (students)
know what is happening in the

community that they are living in
ences and living problems that they
,
and share their concern s about tlieir experience daily.
daily life."
The former ARS primarily
Young also acts as Montour
arranged community services for its
Resident director.
members, sponsored various movie
"One important thing is to teach
nights in town , and ran other social
them how to not get ripped off by
activities.
landlords," Young said. Young fre"ARS wasn 't doing the kinds of
quentl y receives complaint calls
things that we (off-campus students)
from off-campus students who are
need," said Tony Dgien , senior offfinding it difficult to get along with
campus student and president.
Organization meetings will be
their apartment owners and neighheld semi-monthly to discuss
bors.
Young said that he realizes it will student feelings. Landlords will
be difficult to keep communication
periodically be invited to open
flowing between he and the students questioning and provide rebuttal .
because they live miles away from
Officers will be elected near the end
the campus boundaries.
of this semester.
In an attempt to counteract this, a
OCHA notes will be posted on the
The $900,000 renovation of Sutliff Hall is still underway, but the building is now open for classes and offices.
OCHA newsletter will be placed in
bulletin board in Kehr Union near
Photo by TJ. Kcmmerer
each off-campus student 's mailbox. the information desk.
"We want them to know that we are
"We're not an association for the
there for them , " he added.
sake of having one ," Young conOCHA will conduct mixers and
cludes. "We're going to be there for By Bridget Sullivan
was paid through a complex system
space. Since its evolution , Sutliff
other social activities during the
the students and we will work with
of legislative bills and appropriawas "no longer functional for a
for The Voice
year for off-campus students, but
them any way we can.
Sutliff Hall is open for classes for school of business" thus calling for tions, with Bloomsburg University
will mainly deal with the inconvithe 1987 fall semester despite
renovations to be made.
providing $234,000 of its own
continuing renovations.
The actual renovations made
money, McCulloch said.
Maintenance Center Director Don consist of three special laboratories
The Sutliff renovations were
McCulloch said he hopes the
on the first floor for computers,
overseen by the Department of
renovations, which began 11 months business machines and typing, as
General Services, with the Mainteof the new town ordinance which
concerning students parking in
By Bill Gwrgini
ago,
will
be
completed
by
October
nance Center working very closely
well
as
general-purpose
business
have
a
permit
requires
residents
to
for The Voice
faculty lots as well as faculty
1.
classrooms. The second floor is
with them on this project.
to park in residential areas.
The Bloomsburg University law
parking in students lots." When
According to McCulloch , the
now office space serving the entire
McCulloch mentioned that
Chief Ken Weaver, head of the
officers have begun to ticket cars for asked about the so called "grace perenovations are planned for the Old
business faculty and staff with 54
Security and Law Office at BU, also renovations were made because
violations.
riod" Parrish replied, "As far as I
Sutliff Hall was "an antiquated
offices. Two stair towers and an
Science Center, which is planned to
commented on the abolishment of
The campus police have done
know they 've always started at this
building
in
interior
and
design."
begin
in the spring semester. The
elevator
for
the
handicapped
are
still
"
"No
where
in
"grace
period.
the
away with a "grace period ," which
time."
Sutliff
was
originally
designed
as
a
being
finished
,
center
will be closed during the
McCulloch
said.
it
state
that
our
traffic
policy
does
has inabled students in the past to
Officer Jack Millard of the
science building that McCulloch
spring semester while renovations
Three different contractors were
we have to have a 'grace period ,"
get settled in for about a week
Security and Law Office of BU
says "evolved into a business
are being made. This project will
brought in for this project , which
Weaver said. "This year we did
before they started ticketing.
stated, "Usually we have a 'grace
building
due to lack of a better
cost $2.7 million .
cost a total of $900,000. This bill
away with it in order to get the
Dr. Robert Parrish , vice president period' where we don 't ticket for
students where they should be right
of administration, stated that the
about a week. In my opinion the
off the bat." Weaver said "grace
tickets were handed out on the
reason they started ticketing right
second day of classes.'They started away was because of the new permit periods" were used in the past to
handing out tickets Wednesday
law." Officer Millard was speaking allow students to settle in.
Hans K. Gunther, 60, a professor
and a crippled left arm , the letter
38 Army, Navy and Air Force bases
of history at BU since 1965, killed
says.
He accepted an associate profeshimself on September 1 at his home
Early in 1983, complications from sorship at Bloomsburg in 1965. In
at 55 Michael Drive , Bloomsburg.
the stroke caused an epilepsy-like
1969, he was promoted to full
"The old world of beautiful
attack , and he was hospitalized for
professor.
estates, gala entertainment , and
His 12th and 13th major articles
about three weeks.
respect for honor and integrity
"He was very stem but extremely in history and politics were recently
seems to have 'gone with the wind,' knowledgeable," said Tom Funk of accepted for publication in Gerand I wish to join it. I was 60 years
Mechanicsburg, who was a graduate many.
old on Nov. 21, and that feels too
assistant to Gunther from 1971 to
old. It is time for the invalid to
1974.
vacate the battlefield ," Gunther
"He was a professor fro m the old
wrote in a letter to Press-Enterprise school, he believed in classroom
Editor Jim Sachetti.
discipline. He himself was raised
By T.R. Reid
His body was found Tuesday by
with German discipline. He was a
L.A. Times - Washington Post Service
Bloomsburg police. Gunther had
good professor who was well versed
Gary Hart traveled to Washington
sent Police Chief Larry Smith a
in the history area."
Tuesday
night for an appearance on
letter explaining how to find it.
ABC-TV' s "Nightline" in which he
Before he received the letter,
was hoping to put behind him the
Smith said, he was informed of
scandal that last May ended his
Gunlher 's intentions by Gunther's
high-flying campaign for the
attorney, Gailey C. Keller of
Democratic presidential nomination
Bloomsburg, who had also received
and
to give himself the standing to
a letter. When police went to the
take
a leading role in the public
't
home, however, "We couldn find
policy
arena.
nothing
seemed
anything wrong,
Friends and former staff workers
disturbed ," Smith said.
who have talked to ex-senator Hart,
Smith said he received the letter
D-Colo., as he prepared for last
about one hour later.
night 's hour-long "Nightline" inter"He said in the letter that a door
view said the ex-candidate intended
by his patio would be open and we
to make an apology for his personal
Tickets, like the three on this car, were issued the first week of classes for unlawful parking or no parking decals. could get into the house that way ,"
.
Photo by D.E. Chomiak
conduct. They predicted he would
Smith said.
not announce a reentry into the 1988
Poor health and what he regarded
race- though he might leave that
as unfair treatment in the history
Hans K. Gunther
door open a bit- but would declare
department at BU were the reasons
[I
his intention to speak out on
for his suicide, Gunther wrote in his
national issues as an author and
Funk said Gunther never used
letter
to
Sachetti.
By Susan Fallows
tions because she wanted to be in
" said Morgan.
lecturer.
Gunther's banker and'Jim Sperry, notes or a textbook when he was
Staff Writer
advertising or design.
teaching.
Continued on nace 3.
Anne Fuhrman, president of
chairman of the BU history departJoanne J. Thomas, a Bloomsburg
Gunther was bom in Germany,
Thomas' AST pledge class, said
ment, also received letters.
I
University junior, was killed August
Joanne was organized, enthusiastic
He had no relatives that anyone is and grew up in Pomerania, a
1 when she was thrown from a
province of Prussia on the Baltic
and helped the whole pledge class
aware of, according to Ronald
A federal judge goes against
motorcycle. The accident occured
Sea. His father sent him out of the
pull through. "She would do
Honeywell, assistant vice president
previous outcomes of AIDS
outside of Shamokin on Route 901.
anything for anybody," said
of United Penn Bank, Wilks-Barre, country when Gemany was about to
cases.
Thomas, 20, was a mass communiplunge into World War II. He made
Fuhrman.
and executor of Gunther's estate.
cations major with a concentration
Page 3.
Fuhrman arid Morgan both noted
In a written statement, John Baird, his way to the United States just
in advertising.
before Japan attacked Pearl Harbor,
Thomas' positive attitude. "She
BU's dean of arts and sciences,
A native of Kulpmont, Thomas
in 1941.
found something good in everystated, "Hans was a dedicated
Read about how Stakeout
graduated from Our Lady of
He earned his bachelor of arts and
thing," stated Fuhrman.
scholar and pushed for the same
Lourdes High School. At
master's
degrees
in
history
from
has become a number one
In recognition of Thomas'
excellence in others that he asked
Bloomsburg, she was a residence
involvement as a resident advisor,
for in himself. He was a proud man Washington University in St. Louis
hit movie.
hall receptionist in her freshman
in 1946 and 1947 respectively.
the Residence Life Office has set
who did not easily accept the
Page 4.
He taught German at the Univeryear.
aside money for a scholarship in
limitations of declining health and
Last year, as a sophomore, she
imminent retirement. The university sity of Missouri from 1947 until
Thomas' name to be awarded to a
Underclassmen strong in BU
was a resident advisor in Elwell.
1951. In 1954, he received his
will miss Hans Gunther."
residence hall student.
men's tennis.
ledged
the
Alpha
Sigma
doctorate
from
Stanford University.
Thomas p
Joanne J. Thomas
According to the letter, Gunther
AST will hold a private service in
After
teaching
for
one
year
Tau (AST) sorority in the spring of
at
Page 8.
memory of Thomas next week, and was hospitalized three times for
Deep Springs, a college in Southern
Morgan characterized Thomas as a mass will be held in her name at
1987.
minor surgery to extract kidney
creative, both artistically and in her St. Columba church on the 27th of
Chrissy Morgan, Thomas'
stones between 1965 and 1971, and California , he became a contract
Commentary
page 2
thoughts and words. "She made
lecturer at the University of
freshman roommate and close
he soon began to suffer from
September.
Features
page 4
Maryland's Overseas Program ,
posters and stencils for Elwell. She
friend, said that although Joanne
diverticulosis.
Thomas is survived by her
Classifieds
page 6
was very inventive. She even knew parents, four sisters, and two nieces
started out as an accounting major,
In July 1977, he suffered a severe which brings college courses to
exactly when to say the right thing,
she switched to mass communicastroke, which left him with a bad leg armed forces overseas. He taught at

Sutliff Hall opens for fall semester

Ticket 'grace p eriod 7 removed

BU history p rof dies

Hart hopes to
forget scandal

Junior killed in crash

Index

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1

Reality not condensed
by Don Chomiak Jr.
The Iran-Contra Hearings are a
few weeks to the side of old news,
but the issues remain. Examining
what at first seemed to be a sideline
reveals a troubling view of the
American public.
On Tuesday, July 7, Lt. Colonel
Oliver North took the stand with the
intent of giving the American public
the whole story. He had been on the
stand a f ew previous occasions, but
resigned himself to taking the Fifth
Amendment and refused to testify.
On this day, it was said, the story
would be told.
The major networks covered it
and most, if not all , daytime
television was put on hold.
In the Susquehanna Valley, and
probably the whole country, the
result was little more than distaste.
"A waste of money," "boring," and
"hard to follow" were reactions to
the hearings reported in the PressEnterprise the following morning.
The reactions are understandable
because of the detailed questioning
involved and the tedious pace of the
hearings as a whole. Consider,
though , the importance of what was
happening.

him, or to have attempted to pull an
end run around the system of checks
and balances. Namely, Congress.
This, however, is not what makes
the comments on the part of locals,
and most probably a majority of this
country 's citizenry, so reprehensible.
According to the Press-Enterprise, "four-fifths of the area
residents responding to a random
telephone survey said they had
watched little or none of the day 's
events." In the same story, the
hearings were termed a "waste of
taxpayers money." The most
outrageous comment involved
condensing the hearings into a
"shorter period of time," because "a
lot of it is boring." Agreed. In fact,
it may be advisable to create a
policy mandating that any hearings
involving renegade foreign policy
should be chopped up into 30
minute segments, include a theme
song and commercial breaks, and be
syndicated as a sitcom.

This nation was faced with a
faction within government breaking
away from the principles it was
meant to defend. Individuals had
betrayed the standards of the flag
they later tried to wrap themselves
in. A president appeared to either
have been duped by the men under

It is not simply the Susquehanna
Valley that appears to feel this way.
Many across the nation were upset
that their daily regiment of soap
operas and game shows had been
temporarily replaced with a solid
dose of reality. The question aching
to be asked is "How can we package
democracy to make the American
public comfortably aware of how
good they have it?" Senior administration officials in another country
would not be at the mercy of the

Dave Ferris
Staff Troublemaker
Things change. Time passes.
Progress marches on. There are lots
of similar cliches, none of which are
particularly original, but they all .
convey the same feeling: if you
don 't keep up with life, you get
covered with this disgusting mosslike growth.
I'm typing this article on a new
word processor. My previous tirades
had been done using an older word
processing program , "Word
Munchcr ," which was adequate but
not quite as powerful as the newer
models.
I had grown quite attached to the
old system. We had been through a
lot together, my old word processor
and I. Term papers, outlines, articles
for The Voice, charts for numerous
wargames, even shoppin g lists were
all created with the aid of my binary
buddy.
"Word Muncher" was a big
improvement over my first word
processor, called "Hackwriter." The
"Hack" was only capable of keeping
my words in some sort of order and
printing them out on my home
printer, "DeathMatrix." What was
shown on the screen was not
necessarily what was printed on
paper, since the screen was only 51
characters wide while paper tends to

be 80 characters. "HackWriter" was
a big improvement over a conventional typewriter, but the headaches
caused by roving margins and
misplaced carriage returns made the
effort questionable.
"Word Muncher," on the other
hand , displayed on the screen
exactly what would appear on the
paper. It checked my spelling,
centered titles, and allowed page
headings and footings. Using "Word
Muncher" was like...like some
analogy involving breaths of fresh
air, but relating to computers.
This new word processor program
is something even more powerful.
Called "Wordbelch 3.0 Professional," it corrects my spelling,
hunts for synonyms, checks my
synytax, berates my use of dangling
participles, chides my verbiage and
annotates my alliteration. It
organizes footnotes, checks for
plagiarism , cautions against cliches,
and automatically mails anonymous
letters to various publishing firms
recommending my latest works.
I'm not sure I like all this new
technology. It represents an author 's
dream, a machine that can display
the relevant dictionary entry onscreen in seconds and allows
extensive text modifications with a
minimum of effort. Still, I feel as if
I'm losing much of the control I

press as the current administration
in this country has been since a
Lebanese weekly magazine broke
the Iran arms story.
Not having to fig ht for basic
freedoms every day, it seems the
American public has lost touch with
how easily such freedoms can be
lost. Worrying over soap operas,
gameshows, and hoping for reality
in smaller doses may only succeed
in relieving us of the freedoms we
still have.
We, as a people, are losing a grip
on what is truly important.

And to nresent the booby orize in wri ti ng
by George Will
nails—not for the first time since the
Editorial Columnist
journey began—pondered snidely if
(Dram roll)...and the envelope,
this would dissolve into a vignette
please. (Pregnant pause) A winner
of minor inconveniences like all the
in the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction other holidays spent with Basil. "
Contest is: "The sun rose slowly,
like a fiery furball coughed up
The contest is named after the
uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a writer who in 1830 published a
giant unseen cat."
novel that began, "It was a dark and
stormy night..." Bulwer-Lytton 's
It is heartening to see that
sentence churned on until it coagustandards are being maintained—
lated in a description of the wind
standards of awfulness , that is. The "fiercely agitating the scanty flame
coughing-cat sentence compares
of the lamps."
favorably to the following recent
The contest is linguistic vandalwinner in the contest that challenges ism with an academic rationale,
writers to compose the worst
literary delinquency with a legitiopening sentences for the worst
mate purpose. Some sentences
novels never written: "The camel
submitted are disconcertingly
died quite suddenly on the second
familiar. I have the awful feeling I
day, and Selene fretted sulkily and , have read a detective novel that
buffing her already impeccable
began with this Bulwer-Lytton
winner: "There are things a good
detective can feel in his bones, and
Dillon Shane knew Jasmine Kimonce had over my writing. For one berly Collingsworth did not drown
thing, the computer insists on being in her sleep on New Year 's Eve."
And every spy novel I read loses me
called "Hal."
in a hairpin-turn first sentence like:
I can recall (he said, regressing)
ten years ago when I was in high
"It came to him in a cocaine rush
school, a close friend of mine (a
as
he took the Langely exit that if
Trekkie down to his green blood)
Alrich had told Filipov about
was excited about the newest
innovations in computer technology. Hancock only Tulfegian could have
known that the photograph which
At that time, Radio Shack and
Wagner had shown to Maximov on
Apple had just released the first
home computers. My friend , Kato, the jolting S-bahn was not the
photograph of Kessler that Bradford
had decided that the first thing he
had found at the dark , sinister house
would do upon receiving enough
money would be to purchase a home in the Schillerstrasse the day that
Straub told Percival that the man on
computer. I laughed at him , as I
could see no practical use for the
things, certainly nothing that
justified the expense.
Today, I have five of the beasts in To the Editor:
my apartment. Kato would be proud
Readers and friends , I am sorry to
of me. I can no longer write a note announce my resignation from the
to myself without the aid of a
position of News Editor of The
computer. I can 't go a day without
Voice.
checking the messages on all the
Heavy demands on my time lead
local computer bulletin board
me to believe I could not work
systems. I can 't even address
effectively for the paper.
envelopes anymore by hand.
As news editor, I have had the
This is to be expected, though, if honor to serve the BU community.
we are to advance our civilization . More importantly, however, I made
Time passes on. The world marches many good friends.
by. Progress does something or
I will miss the long and loud
other. We must learn to live with.
debates on political issues fought in
and control , this new techno—open my friend and editor-in-chief's
the disk drive door, Hal. Hal, open office.
the drive door. Hal...
I will miss the support and

Processing and the new word

American countries that if the
Contras will only lay down their
weapons they would love to share
political power and restore basic
human freedom s which have been
revoked.
Yeah, right. I hate to break the
news, but the Soviet Union has not
been pouring millions of rubles
worth of military hardware and
equipment, not to mention thousands of Cuban and Soviet advisors,
for Daniel Ortega and Company to
play "Let's make a Democracy"
with Ronald Reagan. That would be
a pretty bad financial deal for
Gorbachev, not to mention a
political disaster. What then are the
Sandinistas after?
Let's look at the relevant facts.
There were two peace plans being
offered in early August to resolve
the civil wax in Nicaragua. One by
the U.S., which was set forth by
Reagan and Democratic Speaker
Wright , and the other created by the
heads-of-state of various Central
American countries. The second is
known as the Guatemala Plan.
On August 7, the Sandinistas

only one sentence, it is, he says,
perfect for persons "with shortwinded muses." Obviously he is
having fun , as are the authors of the
10,000 entries. But he has a serious
point.
He believes that before you can
write badly enoug h to win his
contest , you must be a good writer.
You must have a feel for how
language misfires, how clumsy
syntax can swallow thought. His
contest is wordp lay with a pedagogic purpose. If you can figure out
what makes things (sentences,
painting, foreign policies) awful,
perhaps you can reason back to rules
of excellence.
"Clad in a lig ht summer frock, the
mauve print which James gave her
when James was still interested in
frocks and she in James, Vera
execrable Irish Breakfast, wondering why it is that when one's lovers
become one's friends the resulting
social discomfiture is impalpably
but inescapbly less intriguing than
the sequestered malaise which
results from the reverse."

The impressario of the BulwerLytton contest is Scott Rice,
professor of English at San Jose
State. Because the contest demands

As my blushing pen reproduces
that sentence, a congressman is
asking Adm. Poindex ter if a
particular person had been asked to
do something in connection with the
Iran-contra debacle. The congressman asks if the person had been
"tasked with the effort." A BulwerLytton dishonorable mention to the
congressman who treats "task" as a
verb.

friendship given by my co-news
editor Karen Reiss. I will even miss
the comical office antics of Sports
Editors Mike Mullen and Dave
Sauter.
More than anything, though, I will
miss the reporters who worked so
hard to meet Karen and my deadlines. I would like to give a special
note of thanks to Tom Sink,
investigative reporter and new news
editor, Susan Fallows, CGA
coorespondent, and Vic Scala, news

reporter.
The time I spent with The Voice
had its ups and downs, but it never
stopped being fun.
Whether it was the fast-breaking
CGA story or a routine story, I
never knew a time in the office that
wasn't fun to be part of.
I am sure this year will be better
than ever, and I wish the entire staff
the best of luck.
Respectfully,
Scott A. Davis

News Editor leaves The Voice

Guatemalan plan to the Sandinistas * advantage

Paul Mellon
Staff Columnist
The question: How a communist
government ever agreed to voluntarily share political power with
opposing political factions? The
answer: No.
To further expand on this question
one must only look around the
world today. In nations which are
ruled by communist dictators such
as Afghanistan, Angola, Ethiopia,
Vietnam and North Korea, not only
does the government refuse to share
power but those foolish enough to
ask are tortured, imprisoned, starved
or murdered.
These nations have more or less
perfected the art of political suppression, which has been taught to them
so well by the Soviet Union, who
must be considered the best ever in
light of how they have been suppressing freedom in Russia.
Yet, inspite of all this we are now
being asked to believe that the
communist government of Nicaragua is going to be different. Yes, as
a matter of fact, the Sandinistas have
assured the U.S. and other Central

the bridge had not been Aksakov
Paustovsky, which meant that it was
not Kliest but Kruger that Cherensky had met in..." (That is about
half the sentence that recently won
the Bulwer-Lytton spy fiction
category.)
"During an exuberant rainfall , a
languid bottle of salad dressing sat
passively on a Formica counter top."
Bulwer-Lytton sentences, polished
to perfect imperfection , are works of
anti-art. They are clogged with
metaphors, similes, adjectives and
adverbs. The words pile into and
crumble onto one another like (stop
me before I overdose...the disease is
catching) cars tailgating at high
speed on a foggy freeway. Modifiers
multipl y madly, as in a "garden
redolent of burgeoning tropical
paradise."
Run for shelter, gentle reader:
Rain is "splattering like raisins
dropped by uncaring gods." But do
not jostle the elderly woman whose
lined face is "like a patchwork of
meandering rivers strung together
over a bed of waffles." Thrill to
adventure: "The lovely-womanchild Kaa was mercilessly chained
to the cruel post of the warrior-chief
Beast, with his barbarian tribe now
stacking wood at her nubile feet..."
Admit it: You get guilty pleasure
from the phrase "nubile feet."

signed the Guatemala Plan. Why?
To answer this we have to look at a
few key differences between the two
plans for "peace."
The Reagan plan stated that a
negociated cease fire must be in
place before Sept. 30, when U.S. aid
to the Contras is due to expire. The
Guatemala Plan says the cease fire
should be negociated by Nov. 7, and
Democrats in Congress have already
stated they won't vote for more
Contra aid when it expires to give
"peace" a chance.
The Contras are stuck without
foreign aid over that period of time.
The Reagan plan called for no
military aid to Nicaragua from the
Soviets. The Guatemala Plan has no
provision. The Reagan plan called
for restoration of civil rights and
freedoms and, within 60 days, the
creation of free political parties and
specific timetables for free elections.
The Guatemala Plan calls for
gradual resumption of civil liberties
but no timetable for any specific
actions which would guaranteefree
elections.
In short, the Guatemala Plan gives

the Sandinistas what they want the
most. The end of U.S. aid to the
Contras and time to further consolidate their control over Nicaragua,
which in all probability means the
eradication of political dissent such
as the Contras.
In fact, an early preview of what's
coming occurred a few days after
the ink dried on the Guatemalan
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Hart say s
he is out

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By Paul Taylor and TA. Reid

night to trigger a wave of public
support for him to get back in ,
Democratic insiders predict it will
Former Sen. Gary Hart said
Tuesday night he has no plans to re- not work.
"The political obituary has
enter the race for the 1988 Demoalready been written for Gary Hart,"
cratic presidential nomination and
acknowledgedthat he made "a very, said Democrat William Hamilton,
Petitions for CGA senator
whose firm is working for another
very bad mistake" by associating
positions and freshmen class
with model Donna Rice last spring
candidate. "He may eventually be
officers are now available at the
while he was the front-runner for the able to come back, but not this
Information Desk. Petitions should
nomination.
year."
be returned to the Information Desl
Joseph Trippi, Hart 's former
Hart 's statements, his first public
by September 15 at 5 p.m.
deputy political director, who has
comments on the scandal that
Elections for senators and
stayed in touch with Hart this
destroyed his candidacy in May,
freshmen officers will be held on
summer, said, "I think he is setting
were made in a live television
Tuesday, September 24.
himself up for 1992. He understands
interview on ABC's "Nightline."
that the best way to do that is to
In the interview, Hart would not
discuss the nature of his relationship campaign like crazy for whoever is
the nominee. If people try to draft
with Rice or any other women.
Private music lessons are now
him , he knows he is much better off
However, he acknowledged in the
available to persons in the greater
This car was parked in a handicapped zone outside the Kehr Union Building.Th e campus police were aware of
course of his marriage- including
not responding."
Ph«obyD£.chomi«icJr.
Bloomsburg area through the
the violation but did not issue a ticket.
two separations- he has not been
Shortly after he withdrew from
Music Preparatory Program ,
"absolutely faithful ." But he said his the race on may 8 with a defient
department of music at BU.
relationships were not relevent to
speech blasting the news media and
Instruction is being offe red in the
the political process, Hart began
diseases are covered by the statute, his qualifications to be president.
the past 13 years, learned he was
area of strings, woodwinds, brass,
By Kim Murphy
I made a mistake, Hart said of
telling friends he was stung when
afflicted with the deadly disease earl y though that case involved a
percussion , piano, voice and theory L.A. Times - Washington Post Service
teacher with tuberculosis. The
being with Rice. "I should not have
people began comparing that
Breaking step with past cases
this year.
in Haas Center for the Arts. For
been in the company of a woman
performance to speeches by Richard
involving AI15S in the classroom , a
court has not specificall y ruled on
He filed suit in Los Angeles after
information about lesson costs and
whether AIDS constitutes a similar not a friend of mine or my wife."
M. Nixon. Hart has been searching
federal
judge
refused
Tuesday
to
the department ordered him transregistration forms, call Program
duties
classroom
handicap.
While
Hart
said
he
is
not
a
ever
since for a national forum in
halt
the
transfer
of
an
AIDSferred
from
his
Coordinator Mark Jelinek at 389The statu s of the law has also
candidate, he did acknowledge he
which to express his apologies to
afflicted teacher of deaf children to
teaching hearing-impaired students in
4289.
been unsettled because all of the
wants to let the people decide his
people around the country who
a desk job outside the classroom.
Irvine, Calif , and offered him an
future.
"No one knows the full extent of
previous court orders allowing
supported his 1984 and 1988
office job writing grant proposals.
If Hart, while disavowing interest presidential campaigns.
the risk," U.S. District Judge
"I have to admit that I'm a littl e bit children back into the classroom
involved students who had merel y in the race, was hoping Tuesday
William P. Gray said in denying
confused rig ht now. I felf that wc
The hospital lot is part of the
Chalk
,
bat,"
been
exposed to the AIDS vims,
a
Chalk'
Vincent
s
request
for
a
prethe
would
win
right
off
Campus parking Complex and
Calif.,
said
not
those
who , like Chalk , have
him
to
,
liminary
injunction
returning
Beach
resident
of
Long
parking regulations will be enalready
exhibited
the
classroom.
symptoms of the Continued from page 1.
after
the
hearing.
forced. Vehicles with Green
onto the 1988 race have put him
disease, lawyers for the county
"If I put the fellow back in the
Chalk said he would consider an
permits and decals will be allowed
back in the public eye, prompting
those
who
know
Hart
In essence,
classroom and I'm wrong, it could
immediate appeal of the judge 's ruling said.
to park overnight along with
the invitation to appear on "Nightsaid
the
Coloradan
was
preparing
to
Gray 's ruling was limited to
well be catastrophic ," the judge said and said he was not certain whether he
vehicles with visitor's permits.
line."
sacrifice
some
of
his
cherished
Chalk' s request for a preliminary
The case was unusual in light of
would take the office job.
Vehicles with Black commuter
While Hart was on vacation in
personal privacy and answer
injunction , in which plaintiffs
recent court rulings that have upheld
"My major interest is in teaching.
decals or temporary commuter
Ireland last month , Bill Dixon , his
questions about the rumors about
must prove not only that they
permits must vacate the parking lot the rights of students who have been It 's not in paperwork ," he said. "I' m
former campaign manager, started a
extramarital relationships with
would be likely to win if they were
exposed to the AIDS virus to
prepared to fight for what I think I
from 2 a.m. to 6 a.m. Monday
Miami model Donna Rice and other fast-spreading rumor that a Hart
continue attending classes.
have the right to do legally, within the tried , but that they would suffer
through Friday.
reentry was imminent. Hart has
women. Dealing with such quessome irreparable harm if not
Gray, in a case that he said posed
since told some friends that he will
Hart
hopes,
will
allow
tions
once,
"one of the most difficult dilemmas
granted some immediate relief.
Chalk 's lawsuit was filed under a
not get back into the 1988 race. He
him to move beyond them.
that I've had since I' ve been on the
Chalk' s lawyers said they would
federal law that makes it illegal for
has left other friend thinking that
Hart also was reportedly planning
bench , said Chalk does not have as agencies receiving federal funding to
attempt to schedule an immediate
course is an open possibility. And
A mandatory student teaching
to use the interview to give the
much to lose as children with AIDS discriminate against employees with
evidentiary hearing to allow Gray
he has essentially kept mum on the
sign-up meeting will be held on
speech he now wishes he had
who face the disruption of their
handicaps if those employees are "oth- to hear testimonyTrom subject in public comments.
September 14 at4 p.m. in the
delivered when he wimdrew-frorh
education if removed from classes.
experts. The case is expected to go
erwise qualifi ed" for the job. ' ""
Hart's friends generally agree that
McCormick Building Forum. AH
the presidential contest. Hart then
Chalk, 42, a teacher with Orange
The U.S. Supreme Court has already to trial early next year.
Hart still yearns for the While
Elementary, Early Childhood and
gave a bitter, scathing speech
County Department of Education for ruled that people with communicable
House. They said he believes he
Secondary education majors doing
blasting the news media and the
could be a viable candidate again if
student teaching during the 1988political process but saying little
he were to make a sincere apology
89 academic year must attend.
about his own conduct.
aerobics
classes
in
Centenial
Gym
and
a persuasive promise of fidelity
Total well being is the theme for
The candidate told friends he was
Music and art , which promotes
at 3 p.m. Also, questions about
the university Health Center 's
stung when people began comparing to his wife, Lee. If he could achieve
relaxation and helps to relieve body
exercise will be answered by New that performance to speeches by
those things, Hart reportedl y feels,
"Wellness Day", planned for
tension , will be provided by the
he would once again be a credible
Age Supp ly staff members.
September 16. Booths will be set up Madrigal singers and the BU art deRichard M. Nixon. Hart has been
"Bloom News", the local news
Other activities include equippublic policy spokesman, and his
and activities will take place
searching ever since for a national
partment.
show produced by mass communi- throughout the day in Centenial
policy
views would earn him a
ment
demonstrations
by
the
Great
forum in which to express his
A nulritionalist from Penn State
cation students and faculty, will
political
following.
Bloomsburg Bicycle Company,
Gym , the lobby of McCormick, and will evaluate dail y activities and
apologies to people around the
return for it 's second season
But such an apology presumably
taping demonstrations provided
the grassy area in front of the
lifestyles using computers in the
country who supported his 1984 and
beginning Friday, September 18 at
would require Hart to admit he did
by Art Hopkins and his staff from
library.
1988 presidential campaigns.
McCormick lobby. Healthy snack
6:30 p.m. , with a taped replay at
the Nelson Fieldhouse training
According to Dee Hranitz,
foods will be provided by the BU
Throughout the summer, Hart and not tell the whole truth last spring,
8:00 p.m.
after his Washington weekend with
room , blood pressure screening,
director of the Health Center, the
his advisors considered various
personnel office. Also in the lobby,
and
much
more.
Rice
became a national scandal.
diabetes
testing,
center is not only commited to the
television appearances and other
the Academy of Hair Design will do
Hart
said then that his conduct with
Free
balloons
will
be
provided
treatment of disease but also to the
hairstyles, make-up, and answer
opportunities to make his apology.
Rice was completely innocent; he
by Someone Cares and Krums
promotion of wellness. All of the
They ended up rejecting all possiquestions about hair and skin care.
refused to discuss reported
Orchard in Catawissa will offer
activities throughout the day will
bilities for fear that any appearance
Instructors from Bloom Nautilus
relationships with other women.
free apples.
focus on all aspects total well being. and Fitness Center will lead
would rekindle news reports on his
L.A. Times-Wahington Post Service

Senators needed

Lessons offered

AIDS victim evicted from position

Parking ordinance
to be inforced

Hart says goodbye to scandal

Student teacher
meeting scheduled

BU news show
begins second year

BU Health Center to hold 'Wellness Day '

New faculty
and staff
appointments

Thirteen additional faculty and
three staff appointments for the
1987-88 academic year have been
announced by the Office of the
President.
Benjamin D. Asare, an instructor
at Temple University, is assistant
professor of sociology and social
welfare.
James R. Bean, from Kutztown
University, is an associate professor
of psychology.
Boon Looi Cheng is an instructor
of mathematics who has been a
graduate teaching assistant at
McNeese State University in
Louisiana. .
Chris A. Cherrington, assistant
professor from Lycoming College,
is assistant professor of curriculum
and foundations.
Nancy A. Chismar, a former first
grade teacher from Danville, is an
assistant professor in curriculum and
foundations.
Ronald Garrison , an elementary
principal on leave from Berwick
Area School district, will be a
supervisor of student teaching in
curriculum and foundations.
Mary A. Gavaghan, from an
assistant professorship of nursing at
Temple University, will be an
associate professor of nursing.
Jeffrey G. Johnson will be a sabbatical leave replacement in the psychology department with the rank of
assistant professor.
M.L. Jones, a freelance writer
from Quakertown , has a dual role as

extramarital relationships.
But the rumors that broke out last
month about Hart's oossible reentry
/OV *""«2K\

Hart's "Nightline" interview
occurred two days before he is to
start a national lecture tour.

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by Lisa Cellini
Features Editor
My mind has been trying lo
grapple with a very interesting
phenomena which seems to have
insidiously intensified over the
summer. At first I hardly noticed it.
A few revamped songs here and
there, a couple of revitalized
fashions from the past.
Tie-dyed shirts with Grateful Dead
logos on them have reappeared on
campuses all over the country . "Cat
glasses" from the 50s have been
reinstated as fashion accesorics.
Protest songs from the 60s ("What 's
Going On ." by Marvin Gaye,
rcsung by Cyndi Lauper) have been
regenerated. Seems to me that our
generation is making a habit of
recycling every generation since the
early 50s. How unimaginative .
Perhaps our forefathers exhausted
every fad and fashion to be introduced to humanity, which would
log icall y explain wh y we must use
symbols of the past to create an
identity for our generation. Forgive

me, but I don 't buy that for one
second.
Apparently, we are living in the
Facsimile Era. Nothing but the
very best counterfeit will do. I
don 't understand. Has every
challenge been conquered? Every
frontier explored? Is there nothing
left for us to discover on our own?
Can we find nothing else to
identify ourselves with besides
consumerism , apathy, and passivity?
The best example I can think of
concerning this issue is the
Marilyn Monroe-Madonna
syndrome which is currently
sweeping our nation. On die 25th
anniversary of the death of .
Marilyn Monroe , consumers found
themselves spending billions of
dollars on paraphenalia tailored to
a woman who 's present popularity
exceeds th at which she enjoyed
when she was alive. Nevertheless,
the image she left behind has
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dollar business.

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shudder to think that she actually
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planned her transition from a beebop baby to a Marilyn Monroereplica. Now we not only have one,
but two identical Monroes. I ask
you , which is better? The imitator
or the real thing?
People fail to sec that what we arc
imitating is empty for us. Essentially, we arc taking bits and pieces
of other generations' identities and
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paper to a pasteboard . The result
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formal apathy toward all things
save that which pertains to an
individual' s own life, and party ing,
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it from a stale fad or fashion two
decades old. We are denying
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tragedies of our era.
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an endless stream of letters from my
thousands of faithful readers, The
Inside Cover has returned to the
hallowed feature 's section of The
Voice . For those of you who 've
never had the pleasure of reading
The Inside Cover, suffice it to say
that it 's the perfect marriage of
Rolling Stone and the David
Letterman Show . At times informative, at times crucifying (who could
ever forget the Huey Lewis episode
of last fall?)
So as a "tribute" to The Voice
and its readers, I bring you my
thoughts on "Tribute," Ozzy
Osbournc 's album dedicated to the
late Randy Rhoads.
Although recently released, the
album has a history which dates
back to 1982,when Rhoads met an
untimely death in an airplane
accident. Osbourne began making
plans for an album composed of
Rhoads' best work. The two-record
set was to be titled "The History of
Ozz," covering his best stuff from
the Black Sabbath days and solo
efforts.
However, Ozzy 's record company, Jet, insisted on calling the

album "Speak of the Devil." Ozzy
refused to put any of Rhoads'
material on an album with the
Devil' s name on it, and so the
project was put off for four years.
Now its time has apparently come
The result is a genuinel y great
tribute to one of rock's best guitar

A pickup was a type of truck and
not something done by two consenting adults at a party.
Scoping was done by submarines
instead of by students eating in The
Commons.
Dogmeat was a word used to label
such products as Chuckwagon and
Kennel-ration instead of being used
to label those "less desirable girls".
Scum was referred to as the ring
around the bathtub drain instead of
now being synonomous with the
majority of Bloomsburg males.

Sesame Street was a friendl y kids'
show instead of a hopp ing party
scene.
Greek was a title for a native
inhabitant of Greece and not a
native inhabitant of Kehr Union.
Pledging was the act of giving
loyalty and not the act of being
abused.
As you can see this list could
become quite extensive ,and by now
you might be thinking of a few
examples of your own. But just as
these words are a part of our
everday lives , so once were the
words cool, grody, and awesome. So
for now, one can onl y wonder,
"What will we think of next?"

ISIS.

Rhoads ' solo at the end of
"Suicide Solution " showcases his
ability to draw from the early wastes
(unused takes) as well as contemporary 80's playing styles. The video
of "Crazy Train " and the jacket
covers inside the album provide
glimpses of Randy 's personal and
public life , from childhood to he and
Ozzy performing on stage.
Along with Sabbath classics "Iron
Man ," "Paranoid ," and a sizzling
version of "Children of the Grave,"
the record also includes "Crazy
Train," "Flying High Again ," and a
superbly orchestrated rendition of
"Revelation (Mother Earth)."
"Tribute" reflects a time when
Ozzy was on top of the rock 'n ' roll
circuit , towering above and outselling all metal acts of the time. Today
memories are all the world has of
the great musician , along with a
fitting "tribute" from a loving friend.

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by Missy Menapace
for the Voice
Forensics- if a group of average
Bloomsburg University students
were asked "What is Forensics?",
some would probably think of
autopsies and the old Quincy show
Some would have no idea. Chances
are that few would know that
Forensics, or competitive speech,
involves thousands of students
across the country, or that
Bloomsburg has one- of the best
teams among schools it 's size. •
Two annual Forensics tournaments are held on campus, and two
years ago the National Championship in Individual Events was held
here. Bloomsburg University has a
chapter of Pi Kappa Delta, a
national honor fraternity for
Forensics. But most students don 't
know what the Forensics Society
does.

is teaching oral interpretation this
semester. Swartz says how one uses
those tools are the crucial factors in
a performance. "If you can work
your voice so that it changes and
takes people by surprise, you can
make it real. You have to physically
open up to the audience. It isn 't
gestures, but it is the ability to relax
and send your energy out to the
audience and take their energy back
in."
Duo and Dramatic Interpretation
(D.I.) are selections from plays. A
Duo involes two people and two
characters. In a D.I., one person
protrays any numbr of characters.
Other interpretation events are
Children 's Literature and Humorous
Prose.
Informative and Persuasive •
Speaking are the Forensics events
people are most likely to be familiar
with . After Dinner Speaking (ADS)
abd Demagogic are twists on those
Oral interpretation , public
standard public speaking formats.
speaking and debate are the three
An ADS is a humorous speech
areas of forensics. There are roughly with a serious point. Only a few
twenty events that could be offered
tournaments offer Demagogic
at a tournament.
speaking, which uses humor to take
Prose and Poetry are the two most a persuasive speech to an absurd
common oral interpretation events.
extreme. For example, last year,
The competitor gives a dramatic
Evelyn Thompson , vice-president of
reading, roughly ten minutes long,
the team, competed with a Demafrom a short story, novel, poem or
gogic about offensive feminine
series of poems. Oral interpretation
hygene commercials. Reversing the
is similar to acting in that it commu- situation , she advocated equall y
nicates a story on an emotional
graphic male hygene commercials.
level, except the interpreter has only
Not all speeches are prepared in
his or her body and voice to work
advance. As the names impl y, only
with.
limited preparation is possible for
Jodi Lynn Swartz, a new faculty
Impromptu and Extemporanous
member in the Theater department,
speaking. The Impromptu speaker

has seven minutes to prepare and
deliver a speech about a quote or
saying they have ju st seen for the
first time. An experienced speaker
can sometimes prepare in less than a
minute.
More structured preparation is
involved in Extemporanous speaking. The speaker selects one of three
questions about current events and
prepares a seven minute speech in
half an hour. The foundations are
laid earlier by reading and cataloging news magazines.
Barb Rupp, vice-president of Pi
Kappa Delta and an economics
major, says Extemporanous speaking has helped in her school
work.'Tt helps my study skills.
Being forced to learn current events
quickly, you learn how to absorb information faster. "
Debate combines elements of
several different speaking events as
well as some of the pathos of oral
interpretation. Debaters directly
confront their opponents , so it can
be the most openl y competitive
event. The competition was one of
the things that drew James Tomlinson, Chairperson of the Speech
Communication department , lo
debate. "Anyone with a competitive
streak should be drawn to it ," he
said. Tomlinson went on to say
that,"Debate is a practical form of
logic. It app lies some aspects of phi
losophy to modem events."
Although the emphasis at most
tournaments is on ora l interpretation
and public speaking, all three areas
are represented on the Bloomsburg
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a certain number of tournaments, so
the size of the team varies. On
average there are roughl y 15 active
members.
of late between the wonderful
Mr. Harry Strine directs the
by Don Chomiak Jr.
"Good evening and welcome to
residents of this community and the Forensics program. Coaches Doris
you-know-whats has gone slightly
Hazzard , Grace Coleman and
Campus Chat. Tonight's guests
Melanie Whitebread may be joined
include a local official, a university
sour. What do you plan to do about
official and find of all finds, a
it?"
by an Indian exchange student later
STUDENT!! Watch carefully or you
"Why, Campus Matron , how can
in the semester.
The Forensics Society ranks high
might miss him completely. Or was you say that about the you-knownationally. They were eleventh at
it a her?"
whats? Why, if it were not for the
"Our first guest is the local
continuous flow of you-know-whats the Pi Kappa Delta National
sheriff, Officer Do-right. Hello
through this community, it would be Convention last spring. The rankOfficer Do-right, and how are you?" such a quiet, and broke, little town." ings for 1986-87 have not been
"Answer my question, Dr.
"Fine Campus Matron , I just
published yet, but in 1985-86
busted two students for illiteracy,
Majestic."
Bloomsburg was seventy-fourth put
"Well, we did help develop the
and then nailed three others near
of 802 schools.
new parking permit trap to drain
campus for parking where they
The 1987-88 season will begin
live."
students of $15 a pop and prevent
September 26, when the Forensic
"Oh, that's so special. In fact, that them from spending the money on
Society hosts their second annual
food , books, supplies or partying,
was going to be my first question.
novice tournament. Novices have
What are you doing to control all
not to mention giving ourselves a
competed in three or less tournagood reputation with the local
those, oh, you know, STUments
DENTS?!!"
authorities and pinning the blame
for problems on the you-know"Well, Campus Matron , as you
know we have created a way of
whats."
making some students go without
"Yes, but won't you take a lot of
criticism for that , Dr. Majestic?"
parking. It's just too bad we only
"For a little while, yes. But after
have a chance at students who live
three or four years, when most of
off campus."
the you-know-whats here now have
Yes, Officer Do-nght. I can
understand the frustration you must graduated, few will know it was not
always this way."
feel with the university supporting
"Thank you Dr. Majestic. Our last
the town so completely and you
guest is one of the you-know-whats
unable to do anything about those
arrested by Officer Do-right for
nasty you-know-whats on campus.
"Officer Do-right, I was wonder- illiteracy. And what's your name,
ing about all the noise on the streets STUDENT?!!
"I'm Ollie. This is really neat,
late at night. You know; and all the
Campus Matron. I consider it an
garbage and beer parties; and the
honor to serve as a representative of
unemployment rate; the deficit and
don't forget the arms race. Well, do my fellow you-know-whats."
"Yes. As a you-know-what, do
you think it could be the work of,
you believe your kind are mistreated
oh, I don 't know, I mean, possibly,
here in Bumblesburg?"
could it be...STUDENTS?!!!"
"Well, I would like to explain
"I'm sure of it, Campus Matron."
"That's so special. Thank you for about that, but my counsel insisted
your time, Officer Do-right. You are that I protect myself and take the
Fifth Amendment. All I have to say
doing God's work."
is I never shredded the Pilot or The
"Thank you, Campus Matron."
"Our next guest is Dr. Majestic, a Voice. I did violate the U.S.
Constitution though, but that was as
senior official at the university. Dr.
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Huskies falter at Norfolk St. 26-17

"Special teams win football
games," is something that every
coach has preached about since the
pads were first donned in knee-hi
football.
Bloomsburg University 's football
team found out what that meant in
the disappointing 26-17 loss to host
Norfolk State Saturday.
"It was a frustrating loss for us,"
Bloomsburg 's Head Coach Pete
Adrian said. " Wc played well
enough on both sides of the ball to
win the game, but we didn 't."
Three costly mistakes on ,you
guessed it , special teams, led to 16
points by Norfolk .
Two bad snaps on punts resulted
in disaster for the Huskies. One was
John RocKmore (84) in action last year. Against Norfolk State, Rockmorc caught 6 passes for 54 yards.
downed in the end zone for a twoVoice file photo
point safety , and ihe other was
downed on the one yard line from
where even the stingy Husky
defense was unable to withhold
Norfolk from seven points.
The defense played well as
The 45th annual Pennsylvania
Carolina , and Arizona State among
Haven (Pa.), Cleveland State and
evidenced by the prelude to the thirc
State Athletic Conference (PSAC)
others.
Army from the fifth to the sixteenth mistake on special teams.
tournament will be one of eight
Clarion (Pa.) visits the Nelson
occur prior to duals at home with
After taking posession on the
home events slated for the 1987-88
Fieldhouse on Jan. 15 for the first
Husky 11 yard line, the BU defense
Sli ppery Rock (Pa.), Feb. 19 and
Bloomsburg University wrestling
Eastern Wrestling League (EWL)
Penn State, Feb. 26.
held Norfolk on three attempts at th<
team, according to the schedule
match of the season and after a bout
This season 's EWL tournament is end zone and forced them to go for
announced by head coach Roger
at Millersville (Pa.) on Jan . 19, the
set for March 4-5 at the Thomas
three.
Sanders. The PSAC Championships Huskies will host North Carolina
Fieldhouse on the campus of Lock
The field goal attempt was no
will be in the Nelson Fieldhouse on State on Jan. 22 before the PSAC
Haven University . The nationalgood , however the Norfolk kicker
Jan. 29-30.
tournament.
qualif ying affair leads to the NCAA was roughed and the ball given to
Five consecutive road matches
Division I Championships in Ames, them on the 4 yard line , where agair
The Bloomsburg Invitational will
open the month of February. Trips
the over worked defense couldn 't
Iowa, on March 17-19.
open the campaign once again
hold back the seven poinLs;
to Pittsburgh , West Virginia , Lock
beginning at 9 a.m. on Nov. 21.
Home dual matches with East
Stroudsburg (Pa.) and Lock Haven
(Pa.) on Dec. 1 and 11 and an
appearance in the Billy Sheridan
Invitational at Lehigh University
round out action in the first
semester.
A trip to Iowa to face defending
national champion Iowa State and
Southern Illinois on Jan. 3 precedes
a showing in the Virginia Duals.
This year's event includes perennial
powers Iowa State, Penn State,
Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, North

Sanders announces new schedule
for the 1987-88 wrestling season

The Husky's offense couldn't
manage much against Norfolk.
Quarterback Jay DeDea was 13 of
37 for 142 yards passing while also
scoring a touchdown on the ground.
Running back Tom Martin ran for
46 yards on his 16 carries while
running mate Leonard Bluitt netted
22 on 6 carries and a touchdown.
John Rockmore had a good day as
he hauled in 6 passes for 54 yards.
Paul Lonegran caught 3 for 43.
Jeff Sparks, Curtis Still and Bluitt
latched on to 2,1 and 1 respectively.
Tom Heavey was a defensive
standout as he registered 8 unassisted tackles and 9 overall.
Todd Leitzel and Chris Gross each
had a sack while Delmas Woods and
Leitzel each broke up a pass. Larry
DeLuca blocked a punt to go with
his 6 tackles.
The Huskies now will prepare to
face Shi ppensburg with a 0-1 record .
Shippen sburg , who has not yet
played a game yet, will be competing in the western division this year.
So, this will be a non-divisional
match-up against a team that Ship
Coach Joe Bottiglieri can only
describe as being "so young that we
don 't know how good we are."
"We are starting 14 new players.
Wc have only eight returning
starters to our squad.'*
Bottiglieri said that they "are
using this game as a barometer of
where our strengths and weaknesses
arcJl

He commented that the game with
Bloomsburg would be a challenge
thdt would test his newcomers and
give him an "indication of how
we'll be this season."
Adrian noted that his team must
"execute better. We cannot make
the same mistakes on special teams
that we did against Norfolk.. If we
do, we will lose."
Adrian also said that penalties
hurt the offense severely.
"We had three touchdowns called
back. We have to decrease our
penalties," Adrian said.
"We are just going to have to go
out and get better week by week."
The Bloomsburg-Shippensburg
game will begin at 1:00 this
Saturday, at Redman Stadium.

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The Bloomsburg University
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upcoming season. The initial event
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Luncheons will be staged each
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season beginning at 11:45 a.m. and
concluding at approximately 1 p.m.
A price of $5.00 per person will
include a salad bar, soup.cold cuts,
and beverages. In addition , head
football coach Pete Adrian will
discuss the previous week's game as
well as the upcoming opponent. A
question and answer period will
follow Adrian's presentation.
All Husky Club members and
their guests are encouraged to attend

Auction
Scheduled

The Bloomsburg University
Husky Club will auction off over
100 items of new merchandise on
Sept.26 in the Nelson Fieldhose on
the school's upper campus. All
proceeds from the 9:30 a.m. auction
will be placed into the university's
general athletic scholarship fund.
Each of the many items to be
placed up for bid willbe donated by
businesses in the local communities
of Benton, Berwick, Bloomsburg,
Catawissa, Danville, and Millville.
Among some of the merchandise on
hand are a desk light (Bloomsburg
Electrical Supply), two dinners
(Russell's Restaurant), Liberty
pocket watch (Covered Bridge
Smoke Shop), dinner for two
persons (Publick House/Hotel
Magee), 10 tons of top soil (Robert
C> Young, Inc.), and much more.
In addition to receiving the
merchandise, all successful bidders
will be given a complimentary ticket
to the Bloomsburg-West Chester
football contest to be played that
afternoon at 1 p.m. in Robert B.
Redman Stadium adjacent to the
fieldhouse. .
Auctioneering will be handled by
Hock's Auction Service.
The event is open to the public
and interested persons may call the
Husky Club office at 389-4663 for
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additional information.

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Bloomsburg University s men s tennis team

Strong underclassmen support leads improved Huskies
Mike Mullen
Sports Editor
Led by the incredible performance
of new faces and by the play of the
experienced veterans, the
Bloomsburg University men 's
tennis team turned in an outstanding
performance this past weekend at
the Bloomsburg Invitational.
The eight-team invitational was
attended by Boston College, Army,
Hampton , Temple, West Virginia ,
Navy and Penn State. What was to
be a two-day tournament , turned
into a one-day affair as rain would
not allow play to resume on Sunday.
But for those that attended
Saturday 's matches, they were
treated to not only perfect weather
for tennis , but near perfect play by
the Huskies, as Head Coach Burt
Reese's troops dominated the
opening round of singles play in all
(li ghts.

In the "A" fli ght singles . Bloom 's
one and two players won their
opening round matches by almost
the exact same score.
Junior Mark Billone ousted his .,
Penn State opponent , 4-6 6-3 6-3, in
an exciting match. Billone 's
consistent ground strokes kept him
in the match early unul his play at
the net came around in the second
set and he easily disposed of the
Nittany Lion after that point.
In the other "A" flight single
match , freshman Roland Lamy
made his presence felt as he won his
first college match over a Temple
Owl , 4-6 6-4 6-2. Lamy 's quick feet
and strong serves wore down his
counterpart.
The "B" flight singles showcased
sophomore Matt Quigley in his
defeat of the former number one
player in the New England area in
straight sets, 6-3 6-0. Reese de-

scribed Quigley as pfaying inspired
tennis.
The other "B" flight match-up
saw transfer sophomore Lance
Milncr dispose of his Army opponent , also in straight sets, 6-2 6-4.
Milncr and Lamy played high
school tennis against each other in
New Hampshire.
The "C" flight featured yet
another new face as transfer Dave
Gilbert , formal ly of Tulane, shot
down his Boston College counterpart, 5-7 7-6 6-2. Bloom 's Marc
Lupenacci extended his consecutive
match winning streak in the first
round by beating an acadamy man ,
7-5 6-2.
Steve Looker (6-3 6-2), Mark
Glassford (6-4 3-6 6-0) and Jay
Pheasant (6-3 3-6 6-2) were winners
in the "D" night.
In the second round matches, only
Roland Lamy (4-6 6-2 6-4) and Matt

Quigley (7-5 6-2) advanced.
Still , what were probabl y the two
most exciting matches of the day
took place right nex t to each other
on courts two and three.
In the first, Milncr vs. Ajibade,
Bloom 's Milner took the first set 75. Then was steamrollcd by
Hampton 's Ajibade, 6-0, in the
second. Then came the th ird and
most exciting set. With Ajibade
ahead 5-2 and serving for the match
Milncr nailed a beautiful passing
shot down the side to win a long
rally and the point. From there
Milner rallied further winning four
straight games to go ahead 6-5.
After tying it , Ajibade won the first
three points of the tic-breaker and
eventually the match , 5-7 6-0 7-6.
On a sadder note , Bloomsburg 's
Marc Lupenacci failed in his attempt
to win his 17th consecutive match.
The Bloomsburg record is 18. In
another exciting match , Lupenacci
served and volleyed with Temple 's
McGccham through 26 grueling
games before finall y succuming, 7-6
The overall race winner was
McCulIogh and one place behind ,
7-6. The onl y difference in the
Kathleen Stoc of Shippensburg in a Karen Reiss.
match being the two tie-breakers.
time of 18:47.1 on the five kilometer
Reiss, who is making a comeback
Bloomsburg had similarl y good
course. Leading the Bloomsburg
after knee surgery last year, is
fortune in the doubles matches as
women was Brenda Bisset who
hoping to move up in the ranks as
well.
finished eighth overall.
she gets back into form .
The team of Lamy and Milner
Pam Mitchell , Laurie Alexander
Also running for Bloom were
defeated both their opponents to
and Julie Saviele all finished in the
Betsy Zarr and Lynne Ritz, who
advance to the third round.
top 25 for Bloomsburg.
finished 73rd and 83rd respectively.
The duo of Billone and Lupenacci
Finishing in 50th nlace was Kr.llv
107 runners competed overall in
won both of their matches to
the 10 team invitational.
advance to the third round also.
Bloomsburg's women started off
Overall Bloom reg istered 9 of 10
the season very well and hope to
first round single victories and 4 of
continue their success.
5 doubles victories.

Women 's cross country nails third

This past Saturday the
Bloomsburg University women 's
cross-country team competed in the
Millcrsvillc University Crosscountry Invitational and , running
very well , finished third out of ten
teams.
First place went to St. Joseph's
University while second went to
host Millcrsvillc.

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The Bloomsburg University
Women 's tennis team opened the
season competing in the Army
Invitational at West Point.
Bloomsburg defeated Army 5-4 and
lost to Hartford 7-2 and Pace
University 7-1.
The Huskies are a very young
team with four freshmen in the
lineup. At first singles is Team
Captain , Megan Clarke, a junior. At
second singles is sophomores Cathy
Vonluehrte. #3 is freshman Lindsay
McNeal, #4 is so Wendy Wenhold ,
#5 is freshman Nancy Buie, #6 is
freshman Chris Labosky. Freshman
Jayme Arlow plays at third doubles.
Other team members are freshmen
Markelle Medlock, freshman Kris
Stagliana, sophomore Paula Neff
and junior Jeanne Cancelliere.
In the weekend competition , Chris
Labosky won all three of her
matches while Wendy Wenhold
won two of three.
Against Army, the match was
decided by doubles play. The score
was tied 3-3 after singles and BU
won two of the three doubles
matches as Wenhold and Vonluerte
downed Army's team of Home and
Smith7-5, 6-3, and Buie and Arlow
defeated Army's Moore and
Workman 6-7, 6-3, and 6-2.
Considering the limited amount of
practice (three days), Coach "Doc"
Herbert was pleased. "We have a
group of youngsters with excellent
potential who just have to settle
down and play within their capabilities. This is the best collection of
tallent we have had in a while. All
of the kids have the strokes to be
winners."
BU vs. Hartford
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Bitner (H) d. Clarke (BU) 6-3 6-0
Marshall (H) d. Vonluhrte (BU)
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Miles (P) d. Clarke (BU) 6-0 6-2
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Dexter (A) d. Clarke (BU) 6-2 6-2
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