SSHE and APSCUF battle over salaries

Across-the-board
increases rej ected

APS CUF labels
problem 'twofold '

A salary package proposal including 10 percent in across-theboard increases compounded
over three years has been rejected
by the faculty union for the 14
universities of the States System
of Higher Education (SSHE).
The proposal was offered at the
March 25 , 1987 barganing session between the State System
and the Association of Pennsy lvania State College and
University Faculties (APSCUF).
In addition to the 10 percent
across-the-board increases , service increments were offered to
the senior faculty . In recognition
of the length of service at the
salary maximum , the State
System proposal would provide
base salary adjustments of 2.5
percent each contract year for the
full professors.
The adjustments would be based on service criteria of 12 years
in the first contract year , eight
years in the second year, and four
years in the third year of the
agreement. All faculty not at the
maximum of their salary rank
receive an automatic five percent
service increment increase in addition to contract adjustments .
Additioanl
cash
bonus
possibilities are included in the
State System proposal and may
amount to an average of 8.3 percent over the three year period .
These bonuses would be for
recruitment and retention purposes in hi ghly competitive
disciplines and for outstanding
academic performance.
As presented , the State System
proposal could result in a full professor receiving more than
$56,500 for a nine-month work
schedule in the third year of the
contract. Additional earnings
would be possible th rough summer school and extra workload
schedules.

by Anne Richardson

Edward P. Kelley, Jr., SSHE
vice chancellor for employee and
labor relations, believes the State
System proposal was ' 'pragmatic
and reasonable. "
"Given the need to stabilize
tuition and the economic realities
of the time, the State System 's
proposal balances the needs of its
students and the Commonwealth
taxpayer, while realizing substantial salary growth for the faculty, " Kelley said.
Kelley cited several economic
factors which were considered by
the State System in making the
proposal , including budget constraints which could y ield as little as 2.7 percent in new state
money , the severe reductions in
the available federal student loans
and grants , and the current inflation rate of less than two percent .
In rejecting the State System
proposal , APSCUF restated their
demand for a salary package
which would permit the faculty to
receive increases of 22.5 to 41.8
percent over the three-year contract period. The faculty
negotiating team was opposed to
the State System 's proposal for
cash bonuses to reward faculty
achievers and to attract and retain
quality faculty .
"The State System will continue to bargin in good faith with
APSCUF," Kelley said. "I am
optimistic that the 86 ,000
students of the State System
universities will not be burdened
with increased tuition or
academic schedule changes due to
faculty demands at the bargining
table. "
APSCUF chose not to continue
the information embargo , indicating that it is not in the best
interest to maintain the previously
agreed upon blackout . The current State System/APSCUF labor
agreement expires June 30, 1987.

Staff Writer

Dr. Sabrina Chapman

Chapman to lead
women Issues talk
A leader in women 's
issues will speak about problems , progress , and
possibilities when dealing
with
institutionalized
sexism.
Dr. Sabrina Chapman ,
director of Penn State ' s
center for women students
and an affiliate professor of
sociology, will be the
keynote speaker for che
1987 Columbia-Montour
Counties
Women ' s
Conference.
Chapman has been active
in women 's issues and the
Women 's Studies field on
local , regional , and national
levels for a number of
years.

Since 1979, she has served on the University
Women 's Studies Advisory
and
has
Committee
presented many papers at
both reg ional and national
meetings of the National
Women 's Studies Association.
She was Coordinator of
Penn State 's Women ' s
Studies Program from 1982
to 1985 , prior to accepting
her current appointment at
Penn State .
Chapman 's teaching and
research interests include
women in higher education ,
the intersection of sexism
and racism , and the impact
Sec CHAPMAN page 3

A problem threatens the Pennsylvania State System of Higher
Education that may strike at
students ' pocketbooks and
harm their educations. To remedy
this situation , the Association of
Pennsylvania State College and
Faculties
is
University
negotiating with SSHE.
The problem is two fold. According to Dr. Brian Johnson ,
chair of the APSCUF negotiating
committee, the Pennsylvania state
universities have been losing
ground in terms of faculty salaries
compared to other state systems.
The 14 Pennsy lvania institutions operate on a uniform statewide faculty pay schedule which
is now being re-negotiated by
APSCUF. The current salary
schedule is behind comparable
systems. This has been shown by
a joint study, submitted to the
SSHE Board of Governors .
This study, which compared
Pennsy lvania to eight other states
selected by the SSHE , determined that "Pennsy lvania is considerably below average ," according to Dr. Barret Benson , a
member of the APSCUF
negotiating team representing
Bloomsburg University .
"It 's not a competitive salary
scale ," Benson said.
This may not seem like a problem to students , but it is. If
Pennsy lvania does not have competitive salaries , the SSHE will
not attract hi ghly qualified
instructors .
This leads to the second part of
the problem. Dr. James R. Lauffer, president of the local associa-

Courthouse updating
Voter registration
by Colleen Healey
for the Voice

Recentl y
students
of
Bloomsburg University received
guidelines to follow for voter
registration. These guidelines
were distributed to students in
order to update ' current voter
registration in Columbia County.
Following a meeting with
Donald W. Young of the
Residence Life Office , Dr. Jerrold A. Griffis , vice president of
student life , and Mr. John L.
Walker , vice president of institutional advancement, Reichart and
Bloomsburg University are able
to accurately update the registration lists through the notices.
Currently there are 1349 student voters registered on campus
yet this number will drop by at
least 450 voters because of
purgation .
One problem with the registration process is the number of
students who do not inform the
office of their changes in residency. Also , many students who
graduate don 't cancel their
registration , therefore costing the
county money to update it 's lists .
Reichart said she believes the
University 's assistance in the
registration process really helps.
"Certain professors on campus
are very good at promoting and

Registration deadline is 30 days
before the election , so there is still
time. The notices have already
begun to work . The week the
Voter Registration Office has
received address changes and
new voter registration. The
chance has been given , voters
now have to take it.

Bikers ride
for healthy
lungs
eTnt

getting registrations , she added.
This past year alone 800
students registered. Along with
the University 's help, a lot of
local political groups bring in new
voters also.
The high number of registered
voters on campus is in contrast
with the. actual voter turn out.
Last semester with 1349 students
registered , only 329 actually
voted. The reason for this ,
Reichart said , "cannot be pinpointed , it could be apathy, but
we just don 't know. "
Low turn out is not uncommon.
With the Primary Election usually
taking place either right before
school has ended or right are
uncountable.
"It 's very rare to get as high
as 500, " she added . "The usual
is between 200 and 300. "
"It's frustrating if everyone has
the chance and they don 't vote,"
Reichart stated. "This is their
voice in government. It shouldn 't
be a lack of interest either ,
because every election is important . " .

tion of APSCUF , said , "If we
can not get top quality people, the
students will suffer. " Students
will have to pay increasing tuition
fees in order for Penssylvania
state schools to attract qualified
instructors to provide high quality
education.
This problem will intensify in
the next four or five years at BU
according to Lauffer. The reason
is that many older faculty
member will retire soon. Once
they retire , BU will be try ing to
attract new qualified faculty .
"Without competitive salaries
and competitive facilities ," Lauffer said , "they 're not going to get
quality faculty : it 's just that simple. "
At the root of the problem is
the legislature . Lauffer said "Th e
legislature does not fund the
universities at the level they do
in other states. "
Pennsy lvania pays only 56 percent of tuition for residents attending state schools , but New
Jersey pays 72 percent.
Lauffer exp lained "Pennsylvania is one of the lowest " in
terms of aid. While other states
across the country pay 70, 80 and
90 percent , Pennsy lvania lags
behind with 56 percent. The state
legislature is also contributing to
private institutions money which
could be working for state
schools.
This fault in the system is slowly being mended by APSCUF and
SSHE negotiators . However , until this problem can be resolved
students will be paying to attract
faculty to the state institutions and
away from hi gher pay ing universities and businesses.

Digging out this bank, located behind McCormick Center for Human Services, and replacing it with
a parking lot was one option discussed to solve the parking problem on campus.

Annual f estivalset f orApril
Main Street in Bloomsburg will
become a festival of entertainment, arts and crafts , food and
fun , on Saturday , April 25.
Preparations for Renaissance/
Jamboree '87 are underway. This
is the 10th year for the event and
organizers plan for it to be bigger and better.
The celebration will be extended from Iron Street to Jefferson ,
adding an additional block to the
festival area. This year ,
Renaissance crews will be premeasuring spaces and marking
the street days before so that craft

exhibitors will have an easier time
setting up their displays on the
morning of the event.
It is hoped that shuttle services
will be available , through the use
of The Easter Seal Society 's vans ,
with a loop running fromn the
parking lot near Bloomsburg
University 's Centennial gym to
downtown areas. Another convenience will be additional portable
toilets placed at both ends of the
festival.
To spur interest in designing a
new clown symbol for the
renaissance, a new event will be

sponsored by the committee; an
art show , featuring work by
elementary school students along
a clown theme.
Ideas are being sought for a
new "fun thing " to replace Jello
Wrestling, something which will
encourage participation as well as
spectators . Local entertainment is
also still being sought . Those interested in preforming should
contact Jimmy Gilliland at
389-4344.
Professionals and amatuer
entertainers will fill three stages
See FESTIVAL page 3

Bicyclists from 21 counties of
central Pennsy lvania will be
packing their gear on Memorial
Day Weekend , May 22 ,23, and
24 to pedal through the verdant
farm country and historic sites of
this part of the Commonwealth .
Billed as the Countryside
Classic , the Bike Trek is sponsored b y the American Lung
Association affiliates of this area .
The Trek leaves at 10 a.m.
from Middletown and goes
through beautiful backroads to
Gettysburg for the first night . Accomodations will be available at
Howard Johnson 's Motor Inn or
camping out at the Round Top
Camping area. A bike tri p around
the battlefield with an experienced guide is on the itinerary .
The journey totals about 150
miles, with approximatel y 50
miles covered each day .
~
See RIDE page 3

Index
For the results of
baseball
over
the
weekend, see page 8.
For a Dirtdish review , see
page 4.
An economist will speak
at BU this week. For
details, see page 3.
Commentary
Features
Classifieds
Sports

page 2
page 4
page 6
page 8

SEX,CKUSS,

UNFRIENDLY TN
Parking in Parrishland

Editor 's note: It is a rare occasion to see a non-staff commentary lead off this pa ge. Following
the announcement of Dr. Parrish 's parking proposal, I had
p lanned to respond to this
ridiculous p lan. This time,
however, a student sent in a commentary that more than adequately highlights the merits of this
proposa l.
Once upon a time , in the
kingdom of Columbia , there was
a peaceful and reasonable village
on a hill called Parrishland . So
peaceful and reasonable was this
land that it soon grew to be
famous throughout the entire
kingdom.
All those who lived near it
knew it was so peaceful that even
the lowliest of mice and the fattest of cats lived together in harmony. And the administrator of
Parrishland—Deacon Parrishsmiled at the utter reasonableness
of his village.
The word spread and spread to
other kingdoms , with exotic
names such as Montour , Luzerne
and Northumberland , to mention
a few. The church mice afflicted
with feuding and unreasonableness flocked to Parrishland to
learn of its secrets to success.
So they all got in their micemobiles and journeyed long and
hard . The cats of the village
welcomed their new friends with
open paws and wide smiles , and
even let the mice park their mice
mobiles alongside their cat carts.
Years passed and as Parrishland grew , its mice population
did as well. Soon the mice were
pay ing large amounts of muchneeded cheese to study (in fact ,
the going rate was 827 pieces of
cheese for half a year) . What the

cats did with the cheese was a
secret, but some mice noticed that
graduall y the cats grew fatter and
fatter and their fur turned funny
shades of blue.
Educating mice became bi g
business in Parrishland and the
Deacon smiled with joy .
But trouble soon came . The
mice shared space for their
mobiles with the cats ' carts and
more mice meant more mobiles.
Fighting quickl y broke out as the
fat cats, blue from cheese , extorted five pieces of Swiss for
mice who parked in their spots.
The Deacon did not smile.
"Something must be done!" he
cried. "Or our peacefu l and
reasonable village will fall
apart!" He looked out his window as the fat blue cats strutted
in gangs across the parish lawn.
The Deacon , in a very unwise
move , decided that the mice
would have to park in the
neighboring kingdom and walk to
Parrishland . He forbade mice and
cats from sharing parking space
and all the marvelous two-way
streets were turned into one-way
streets.
He even hired rogue rats (who
looked like the church mice) to
secretl y work with the cats to extort even more cheese—and even
tow away the mice-mobiles if
they violated the new law . This
program he labeled "work
study. "
Of course , the peaceful and
reasonable village turned into a
bru tal and bloody place; cats and
mice fighting with each other as
they do in less nice places. And
Parrishland ceased to be the
reasonable haven that gave it
fame. The mice left and the
Deacon was banished to the nor-

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thern territories—a not so nice
called
stone-walled
keep
Mansfield.
Because , you see, Deacon Parrish forgot that it was the mice
who paid so much to study there ,
and without them the village
crumbled . And no one lived happil y ever after.
A final note: Dr. Parrish' s
fairy tale proposal on commuter
parking deserves a fairy tale
response.
Jeffrey Morgan

The Bloomsburg Way defended

Editor:
As a current member of the
Bloomsburg University Wrestling
Team , I would like to respond to
the letter , "The Bloomsburg Way
Now Questioned . "
To beg in with , I thought it was
ironic that the same day this letter was published in The Voice ,
an article was also printed stating
that the B.U. Wrestling Team
placed fift h in the nation. Also ,
in a separate article , it was stated
that Coach Roger Sanders was
appointed to be Chairman of the
National Wrestling Coaches
Association , a very presti gious
honor.
Secondly, about the comment
that Klingerman and Evans were
the most exciting wrestlers to
watch , I find chase scenes to be
exciting in movies , but not on the
wrestling mat (Dan Klingerman
and Greg Elinsky, Penn State ,
1986.) As for Darrin Evans , he
was a consistent wreslter and we
were sony to see him leave the
team , but to be labelled as "one
of the most exciting, " is

something I would question.
Why were Evans and Klingerman "kicked" off the team? On
the part of Klingerman , he did not
miss two practices, he missed two
weeks of practices.
Also , he lied to the coaches
about attending the Wilkes Tournament. He told them he would
be there , but instead he was off
in the mountains on a ski tri p,
while the rest of us spent our
Christmas vacation in the wrestling room. (Skiing is not recommended for the wrestlers during
the season , anyway.)
Darrin Evans may have been
put in a difficult position (making weight at 177), but it was not
as if he had never made the
weight before. From what I could
s'ee, party ing and late hours were
the major reasons that Evans
could not make the weight.
Also, he was given a second
chance by the coaches to come
back and wrestle as heavyweight
if he would follow the coaches '
rules. But Evans chose not to
follow the rules that the rest of the

Lettenzinq various schools of thought
by David L. Ferns
Staff Commentator

Some of you have been
wondering where I' ve been for
the past few weeks. I' m back , the
brain transplant was a success ,
and I' m feeling much better now.
After reading some recent
newspapers , The Voice and
others , I thoug ht I'd better share
some hints and ti ps on how to
write letters to the editor. Writing
to the editor of your local
newspaper is an important social
function and should be done
properl y.
First of all , be cohesive. Keep
the material of your letter
centered on one topic. If you ramble on about the sour state of the
economy , start the next paragraph
with your opinion of Senator
Bleckney 's latest forei gn policy
statement , and finish with a complaint about the tomato crop last
year , your letter will lose any
literary impact it otherwise might
have carried.
Second , be sure of your

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Offense <
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history . A recent letter-writer
comp lained that our image-of
Jesus was inaccurate , indicating
that he thought Christ did not
wear robes and long hair. True ,
we usuall y think of the Peter
O'Toole look as portrayed by
Holl ywood and medieval artists ,
but the historical fact is that
Aramaic men in the First Century
wore robes and long hair.
Short hair , as we define it today , is somewhat of an oddity for
men throug hout the ages. In most
cultures , short hair was restricted
to men in military service , as the
average helmet would not fit
otherwise. Oliver Cromwell' s
"Roundheads. " said to wear
their hair "short ," had quite long
coifs by our current standards.
(I personall y believe that Jesus
looks a bit like Phil Collins , but
my reasons for this are another
story entirel y.)
The th ird thing to keep in mind
when letter-to-the-editoring
(lettering-to-the-editor? editorletterizing ?) is that you need to
present examp les and evidence.

1

If you just write , "Conditions
are awful. Blood y 'orrible. Just
disgusting, " and so on , without
mentioning just exactly what is so
awful and horrible , you 've lost
half of your audience. If you
don 't go on to say why life is so
rotten , and give concrete examp les , you 've lost the other
half.
Finall y, there are certain protocols involved with being a
regular author of letter-editors-to .
If you profess a certain belief or
advocate a certain cause , your are
required by law to include
statements indicating a preordained point of view.
These views are grouped into
the different schools of thought ,
to be used by the authors so that
the newspaper readership will
recognize the author as a member
of that school. However , they only apply to habitual authors of letters to the editor. For example:
If you are writing in support of
legalized abortion , you must insist that the mother 's right to
choose is supreme over all other

considerations.
If you are opposed to capital
punishment , you must insist that
the prisoner ' s right to life is
supreme
over
all
other
considerations.
If you are a student or an
enlisted person in the military , the
food is terrible and the dorms are
awful.
If you are an officer in the
military , the food is terrible and
the enlisted people are awful .
If you are writing in support of
the Irish Republican Army , you
must believe that Margaret Thatcher is the embodiment of Satan
on Earth .
If you are a parent and an ultraconservative Protestant, you must
believe that Ozzie Ozborne is the
pope 's brother.
If you voted for Mondale in
'84, you believe that Ronald
Reagan is the embodiment of
Satan on Earth.
If you are a newspaper columnist , you believe that the editor
is the embodiment of Satan on
Earth .
Remember: be cohesive, check
your facts , use examples , and
send all your extra money to me.
This may not ensure that your letters to the editor are better , but
I'll certainly be happier with your
work.

The Voice
is looking
for political
columnists
to alternate
weekly. To
apply see
D. Chomiak

team did follow , and ended his
career as a collegiate wrestler.
Ricky Bonomo , a three time
national champion, may have quit
the team , but it was not the
coaches who asked him to come
back , it was the team. The team
did not ask Klingerman or Evans
to retu rn .
I also do not think it is fair to
rate the wrestlers by the amount
of scholarshi p money they
receive. Mark Bankes and Paul
Keysaw proved in the wrestling
room through their determination
and talent that they should be in
the starting line up.This decision
was not made based on the
amount of money they were
receiving .
If you are going to discuss
Mike Rudolph , you also need to
talk about Marty King. Both of
these wrestlers were injured early in the season . Mike was given
a "fair shake," but he felt after
being injured that he would just
give up. King did not give up and
spent a year on the sidelines being supportive to the rest of the
team.
Now for the list of the 15
wrestlers, I' m sure that a good
percentage of these atheletes
would prefer to be seen on the
sports page , not the editorial
page. What happened to these
guys had little to do with the
coaching staff of the team. Most
of the people of this list left for

personal reasons .
"Why haven 't there been any
questions asked? Doesn 't anyone
see what's going on? Isn't anyone
concerned about this issue?"
Bloomsburg is a small fish in a
large pond of athletics'. It is very
rare to see such a small school
compete on such a large scale.
Their competitors include:
Penn State, Iowa State, Pitt ,
Oklahoma State , University of
West Virginia , and Army , just to
name a few. These teams also
have wresders who leave for thenown personal reasons , but
because they are so large , their
disappearance is not easily
noticed.
Personally, I'm proud to be a
member of the B.U. Wrestling
Team. When I chose to come to
Bloomsburg , I did so because it
was a small school. I wanted to
wrestle with a team that was nationally ranked in the top ten, but
I did not want the pressures of a
large school.
I knew , however, that problems like these concerned with
th'is"letter would arise. If our team
was ranked 29th in the country
I'm sure this editorial would not
have been written. To me, this
shows your ignorance and
jealousy because you are no
longer a part of this exceptional
team.
A member of the
wrestling team

Ex-wrestler responds
Editor:
In regard to the letter "The
Bloomsburg Way Now Questioned ," I have some things to say
that I want our "concerned
public " to be aware of.
First, I do not want my name
being written in a newspaper ,
even if it is mentioned in a hero
sort of way , if it is not being app lied to the truth .
"Concerned Wresder, " you do
not know why I quit—Coach
Sanders does know why I quit
because I went and talked with
him about it.
Second , who are you to judge
a coach who , through adversity ,
still had his team finish in the top
five in the nation , not "supposedly " in the top ten like you said
in your letter.

Lastly , I do not like the
derogatory comments made about
Coach 's recruits because those
guys just happen to be friends of
mine. You talk a lot about things
that should be done, but if you
were as concerned as you say you
are—would you do something
about it. I cannot see a wrestler
who would get "taken down "
and not try to "stand up. "
Sincerely,
J.R. Holenchik

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Economist to speak
at Bloomsburg

^Night Talk '
•

Night Talk ,' a radio talk
show hosted by Professor
William Acierno, airs every
Wednesday ni ght at 10:00
p.m. on WBUQ-FM 91.1.
Each week a different
guest who is of interest to
the community is interviewed and the listening audience has the opportunity
to call in and ask questions.
This Wednesday , Mr.
Acierno 's guest is Dr.
Robert Notz, head of optomology,
Geisinger
Medical Center.
Listeners are invited to
call in questions at
389-4687.

by Imtiaz AH Taj
Staff Writer

A well-renowned economist is
scheduled to speak on America 's
global economics strategy at
Bloomsburg University this
week.
Leonard Silk is the Economics
Columnist of The New York
Times and has served as a
member of its editorial board .
Prior to joining the Times in
1970 , Silk served as Economics
Editor , Editorial Page Editor and
Chairman of the Editorial Board
for Business Week.
Silk has been invited by the
local chapter of Omicron Delta
Epsilon , the National Honor
Socity for Economics , to award
the scrolls and honor the 16 new
members in the Socity .
The induction ceremony will be
held at Hotel Magee before the
lecture . The honoraries are
Timothy R. Kurtz , Michelle M.
Tinman , Shailesh Modha ,
Mathew Zoppetti , Jr., David
Paust , Margaret Fatchline , Kenneth Bevan , Eva De Nagy ,
Brendt Gladfelter , John Kenneth
Hitchens , Anthony Klemanski ,
Elaine McColgan , T. Randall
Pope , Jonh Reill y, Christine
Shirmer , and Rae Anne Zehnder.
Silk has been awarded
honorarv degrees by Duke
University, the University of
Wisconsin ,
Southeastern

Fool's fim
planned
Come to the Program Board 's
April Fools Scavenger hunt
meeting at 8:00 p.m. on Wednesday , April 1, in Multi-A of the
Kehr Union to learn how to win
60 $1 bills for finding various
items around and about campus.
Students who are unable to attend the meeting but wish to participate can stop in the Student
Activities Office on the top floor
of the Union.
This is no April Fool's joke ,
you can win cash .

Chapman
From page 1

of aging on women. Chapman is
extremely active professional and
community organizations , and
has conducted numerous
workshops and training sessions
on sexism , sexual harassment,
gender polarization , and minority group relations.
The topic of her keynote speech
for the conference will be "On
Challenging Institutional Sexism:
Problems , Progress , and
Possibilities. "
The conference, sponsored by
47 community organizations , is
open to all women of the greater
Susquehanna Valley and offers
more than 70 workshops, films ,
and speakers on a variety of
issues important to women:
politics, business , arts, family
relationships , and social change.
Registration for the day-long
event, including continental
breakfast and lunch , is $12. The
conference will be held on Saturday , April 11 at Bloomsburg
University .
Conference brochures and
reg istration forms can be found
in area banks, libraries, and
stores, or by contacting Sherry
Williams , conference coordinator , at 387-0391.

Plan ahead
The Trinity Reform
Church , U.C.C., is sponsoring a homemade recipe
spagetti supper on Saturday,
April 4, form 4:30 p.m. to
7:00 p.m.
The church is located at
3rd and Iron St. in
downtown Bloomsburg .
Cost for the supper is
$3.50 per person and
everyone is invited to
attend .
Off-campus students can
sign up for meal plans now
stroug h April 24 at the
Business Office for Fall
Semester, 1987.
The senior class reception
will be held on Thursday ,
April 2 from 4 p.m. to 6
p.m. at Buckalew Place.
R.S.V.P. 389-4526.
Tickets are now availible
for the Senior Banquet on a
first come, first served
basis.
Seniors can pick up their
tickets at the Information
Desk in the Union.
Get them soon before
they're gone.

The Ben Franklin stands proudly on the Bloomsburg University campus. Inside, the dedicated staff
works hard to aid students with financial and personal concerns. (Voice photo by Alex Scheilimans)
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Staff ideas wanted

Road race
scheduled

dent Parrish.
Employees who have their suggestions selected for recognition
will be invited to attend a meeting
of the Board of Trustees and
presented with a $50 savings
bond and then invited to have dinner with the President , Vice
Presidents, and council members .
Award s cannot be made for
suggestions regarding personal
grievances, classification and pay
of positions , or matters requiring
legislative action.

Staff members who have suggestions, ideas, or plans to improve some phase of the campus
operations can p ick up a
Employee Incentive Program
Suggestion form at the Personnel
Office and submit to the Program
Committee.
The Employee Incentive Program Suggestion Committee will
study the suggestions, request a
feasibility study if deemed
necessary , and forward their
recommendations to Vice Presi-

The men s soccer team
and the women 's lacrosse
team is sponsoring a
"Welcome Spring " 5-mile
run to be held on April 5.
The race , which will
begin at 11 a.m., starts at
Town Park.
The entry fee for early
reg istration is $5.00 and for
late registration , $7.00.
Late registration will take
p lace from 9:30 to 10:30 the
morning of the race.
T-shirts will be awarded
to all entrants who register
before race day .
Prizes go to the top
finisher in each age group:
18-23 ,
17-and-under ,
24-39 , and 40-and-over.
For more information ,
contact Steve Goodwin or
Sharon O'Keefe, or call
389-4381.

OWL applications due
Orientation Workshop Leaders
(OWLS) are a primary ingrediant
in the orientation program for
new students .
To be considered for an OWL
position , students must meet certain standards and requirements .
Also, a Student Employment Application in the Financial Aid Office must be filed , however ,
financial need is not a
prerequisite .

For more information concerning just what the position requires and what can be expected
from it , contact the Orientation
Office at 389-4659 or stop in the
office at room 14, Ben Franklin.
Applications are available in
the Orientation Office and
Counseling Center, room 17, Ben
Franklin. Deadline for filing an
application is April 1.

From page 1

Once again , the Bloomsburg
Theater Ensemble will sponsor a
special performance at the Alviha
Krause Theater. This year the
Theater will host a puppet show ,
with two performances scheduled for the day .
About 200 artists and craftmen
will show and sell their original
works at the Renaissance. Over
80 food and game booths are expected to be set up by non-profit
organizations. Applications are
still available for booths by calling 784-2522.

Massachusetts University , and
Montclair State College. He has
taught at Duke, the University of
Maine , New York University ,
Columbia University , and Simmons College.

Silk is going to give a lecture
following the induction ceremony
at eig ht p.m. at Kuster
Auditorium , this Wednesday .
The lecture is being sponsored by
The Econ Club and Omicron
Delta Eplison.
Silk has served on the President 's Commission on Bud get
Concept and on the Research Advisory Board of the committee for
Economic Development. He has
written several books, contributed
to many others , and received
various honors , including the
Loab Award for distinguished
Business and Finanicial Journalism in 1961 , 66, 67 , 71 , and
78.

Bike ride
From page 1

Full information can be obtained from the Central Pennsylvania
Lung and Health Service
Association , PO Box 1632, Harrisburg , 17105-1632 or by phoning 234-5991 or 1-800-932-0903.

Nu rsing off ers new
courses for fall
The Department of Nursing is
conducting three new courses to
be offered for the first time in the
fall.
Special Topics: Health Concerns and Home Emergencies of
Young Adults, will examine
health concerns and emergencies
of interest to the students to assist
them to be informed managers of
their own health or family health .
A comprehensive overview of
alcohol use and misuse in the
American population will be the

content of Alcohol in American
Society .
The two courses mentioned
above are open to all students
who are interested in the subjects.
The third course is only open
to nursing majors. Special
App lication
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Top ics:
Microcomputers to Nursing will
provide nursing students with an
opportunity to use microcomputers for their personal and professional needs.

Festival planned

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New this year will be singersongwriter Karen Goldberg, and
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Metaphysicians. Returning will
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the YMCA aerobics classes, the
Susque Country Squares, and the
free-styling BMX bikers .

Bloodmobile
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April 1, and Thursday , April 2
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The world is chang ing.
Humanity 's prospects of survival
for any extended period of time
look bleak. The world seems faced with potential destruction in
any one of a number of ways:
nuclear disaster , the ozone layer ,
etc.
A large American pf'oblem is
that of the national debt. If every
man , woman , and child in the
U.S. were to pay $10 ,000 , the
books would still not be balanced. Everytime an American is
born , they are instantl y in debt
$10 ,000. Clearl y, economic

Dirtdishmay leave a nasty aftertaste

by Dave Carton

Staff Writer

Scrap ing Foetus Off The
Wheel . You ' ve Got Foetus On
Your Breath . Foetus Under
Glass . Frank Want and Clint
Ruin. These names all have
something in common. They ' re
all alter egos of Jim Thirlwell ,
A u s t r a l i a n - b o r n madman of
maniacal music.
Operating under the name
Wiseblood . Thirlwell and fo rmer
Swa n \s member Roli Musimann
have released their first album.
Dirtdish.
Dirtdish . marketed in the U.S.
by Relativity Records , serves up
six songs that could bery well
k n o c k the Parents M u s i c
Resource Center off of their high
horse and into a coma.
If you don 't take your rock
n ' roll strong, then Dirtdish won 't
p lease y o u r palate. Were
Motorhead the last cup of coffee
from the pot , Wiseblood would
be like chewing on the grounds.
The album ' s opening track ,

Prime Gonzola , is the epitome or
male chauvinism. With blazing
guitars courtesy of Robert Quine,
this song roars along like an
obscene it is; most of the lyrics
can ' t be reproduced here . Taken
as a whole unit , the song actually works , thoug h on a level just
above degenerate .
Another hi gh point(or low
point , depending on your point of
view) of the alum is Stumbo. The
remix of this song is a current
favorite in progressive dance
clubs.
Stumbo is both a narrative and
a short biography combined. The
songs namesake is a monster that
romps and stomps its way across
the countryside to a grinding
backdrop of a buzzing guitar and
thump ing drums.
While listening to Stumbo ,
you 'll feel as if you ' re in Stumbo 's shoes , and that nothing on
Earth can stop you from having
your way . Quite a powerful song
here .
Of the four remaining tracks on
the album , a similar mood is
maintained . Where Evil Dwells

recounts the tru e story of a
murderer from Long Island who ,
after killing his victim , committed suicide so he could chase his
victim 's spirit in the afterworld.
Someone Drowned in My Pool
and Godbrain vary the sound of
the album further; Pool even
boasts violins and p iano.
Dirtdish 's closing track , The
Fudge Punch , follows up where
Prime Gonzola leaves off. The
lines , "Bite the pillow...don 't talk
back... roll over... lay down/and
shut your trap " will give you a
good idea of what the rest of the
song is like . Your imag ination
can fill in the rest.

l ;e;itures Editor

As far as I' m concerned , one
of the bi ggest differences between
humans is no! their color , race ,
reli g ion , or nationality , but instead if they arc what I'd call a
punctual person or a habituall y
late person. In our society , both
types can be found everywhere
you look . and BU' s campus is no
exception.
Take for example , the Commons. U pon entering the doors ,
I am always surrounded by a
flock of other "on time " people
who have taken their position in
the familiar seats to await their
' * not so on time " friend s.
As I take my seat and g lance
over at the girl next to me, I begin
to wonder if she is at all angered
by the fact that her friends are ,
once ag ain , running behind

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schedule. By the look on her face
it appears that she is.
After ten minutes the girl' s
friends arrived and gave the
old , "Sorry we 're a little late
routine ". As a fellow "waiter "
I have heard these same word s
over and over again.
Unfortunately, my friends had
still failed to arrive , and the only
thing I had to keep my sanity intact was the fact that the new furniture placed in The Commons is
much more comfortable than
before .
However , as in most things ,
there are two sides to every coin ,
and the habituall y late people do
have a sound argument against
the punctual people. We, the
prompt people, as I' ve been told
many times over , are extremely
impatient.
And I've got to admit , they hit
the nail right on the head. After

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and production can also be heard
on the latest album by Tlie The ,
entitled Infected . And Thirlwell ,
with his hard-edged lyrics and in-

a lifetime of continuosl y waiting
those f e w extra minutes , I simply get to the point whereafter a
short while I'll leave.
I' m so impatient that if a
friend' s shoe comes untied while
we ' re walking to class , forget it!
After all of the times they 've
made me late for class , I refuse
to wait one more second.Not
friendly, I'll agree , but I don 't
feel compelled to stay .
To alleviate tensions ,! think
these two different kinds of individuals would get along a lot
better if there was a little give and
take from both parties.
If an individual knows they are
running behind schedule, take the
time to call that person they are
meeting . Save them the wait. And
if the phone rings at exactly the
moment they are stepping out the
door , either let it ring or tell that
person you 'll call them back later.
A half an hour discussion is not
in order.

Dave Burian
'Most of the student population
of this University walks about the
campus on a pretty regular basis.
Taking this assumption for
fact , I would like to delve into an
area of uncertainty that mystifies
myself and probably a great
percentage of the student
population.
What is this thing, you ask?
Well , let me give you a hint.
We walk by it or through it
practically everytime we head out
to class, down to Carver Hall , or
up to the front entrance of the
library .

by Chrissy Wolfe
for The Voice

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Yes, the one thing that I am going to miss about this college
when I graduate is the mysterious
steam that envelops the unsuspecting walker when he or she
travels practicall y anywhere on
campus.
I' m sure that th ere is a reason
for this unknown miasma of
water vapor that curls the nostril
hairs , but I wish I knew what that
purpose was .
Since I began school as a
freshman , I often wondered
where this strange odor came
from , as it is especially annoy ing
on rainy and/or cold days.
On these days , it leaves a
stench , but amazingly, only when
a person walks th rough it.
The reason that I bring up this
subject at a time when it is pontinuall y getting warmer is that
I've noticed something that seems
irregular , but is probably clearly
explainable.
There seems to be something
living outside the back door to
Carver Hall.
There is a large wooden covering over it , but I just know that

there is some evil denizen lurking there , waiting for the right
moment to jump out and snare
some hapless coed .
This "sidewalk" continues to
seep steam from it 's corners , and
it has been suggested that it is indeed perhaps some lost faculty
dining area , considering it's close
proximity to our own Commons.
But I still feel uncomfortable at
what it 's true purpose is, and if
it will continue to remain there
indefinitely.
But yet the steam exists ,
whether it be near the rest area
of the library , near the steps
leading down to the basketball/volleyball area , or at the
aforementioned Carver steps.
Whatever it 's purpose, whether
it be troll headquarters , bomb
shelter , or simply a complex network of steam vents (and it can 't
possibly be that) , I've not encountered it on any other campus
that I've visited over the years.
Hopefully, future students will
be able to solve the "Mystery of
the Bloomsburg Caverns".

the branches . Let s love him right
now ." This resulted in a mass of
confusion and laughter on the part
of the audience.
The group shared how they
were inspired by Christ and how
they got involved in the music
ministry .
Miller 's wife discussed a
serious issue which is relevant to
every college student , believer or
non-believer.
Her topic was , "Who makes
our decisions in life. " She stated
that Jesus should help us with

critical decisions , and that
'everyone should stick to their
guns instead of being cuffed to the
bars of peer pressure.
At the end of the concert , the
audience was encouraged to give
their life to Jesus. The very emotional Hallelujah and I Extol Thee
were played using keyboards and
electric guitar.
Although the band performs at
approximately 100 to 120 concerts annually, they hope they
will make another appearance at
Bloomsburg at a later date.

A rollicking French farce,
complete with a case of mistaken
identity, a man with a speech impediment , and a mad Spaniard
with a vendetta against his wife
and the man she supposedly
wrote a love letter to, comes to
the stage in Haas Auditorium
Wednesday .
The play is A Flea in Her Ear
by Georges Feydeau and is filled with comic moments, all stemming from misunderstandings
between the characters.
For instance, there is VictorEmmanuel Chandel , the director
of the Boston Life Company, who
receives a love letter requesting
he meet a woman at the Pretty
Pussy Inn. What Chandel does
not know is that the letter came
from his wife, but in the handwriting of the wife of a very

possessive ,
hot-tempered
Spaniard .
Chandel' s life is further complicated by a man who is his double and is also a porter at the inn.
In addition , Camille Chandel is
hampered by a hair lip, causing
his speech to be muffled , which
leads to more misunderstanding
when he risks hav ing his own
reputation tarnished by being seen
at the Pretty Pussy Inn.
Further complicating the circumstances is a hilarious cast of
characters at the inn , where married people come , "but not
together. "
There is the inn 's owner Who
runs the place more like a military
outfit than a lover's haven . And
there is his wife, the former
'^Rosy Bottom" who can still

Band gives different approach

The contempory Christian rock
band Christian Stephens made
their fourth appearance at
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fosters the gathering of people
oriented towards the positive side
of life , and hopes to influence all
individuals to concentrate on an
optimistic view of the world.
An individual involved with the
Emissary Foundation , Mr. Jim
Frid , will be speaking in the Coffeehouse at 8:00 p.m. on March
31. The lecture is entitled A Time
of Change and deals with many
ideas for ali gnment with these
positive forces.

Secret of the campus caverns

All things considered , Dirtdish
is a fairl y nasty offering.
However , it dares to portray the
grittier side of life that most pop
music today can onl y begin to
scratch the surface.

9
It s either wait or be late
by Lynne Ernst

dustrial music , is one of the most
strangel y talented and unappreciated musicians today .
If you have a taste for the
distasteful , Dirtdish by Wiseblood
may be just for you. For those
with even stronger stomachs ,
Wiseblood will be performing at
the Ritz Theatre in New York City on May 3, along with Lydia
Lunch , Snakefinger , and
Renaldo.

disaster is a possibility for even
one of the richest nations in the
world.
All of the aforementioned
situations pose serious problems
to the future well-being of
mankind. Is there any hope for
the future of humanity ? Have all
of those "crazy " soothsayers
who rant and rave so vehemently been right all along? Destruction surely seems inevitable in
some way .
There is an alternative. This
alternative is not a comlex solution to humanity 's problems , nor
is it any great secret. The solution is found in individual change
of attitude. It is- found by tuning
in to the positive going-ons in
life.
The news media is a' large
reason why most people are
aware of only the negative happenings in the world. Burg laries ,
murders , rapes, and suicides are .
always reported . But all of these
things are only half of the story .
The other half is positive ,
although perhaps less "newsworth y ". By aligning with the more
positive factors , life becomes less
grim , energy increases , and even
all of the serious problems of
humanity are dealt with in a

Feydeauf arcea matter
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See FEYDEAU FARCE page 5

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Walker , a man of dedication
by Christine Heim
for The Voice

How does a former hi gh school
teacher and basketball coach
become a chief administrator for
a university? John L. Walker ,
Vice-president for Institutional
Advancement can tell you . He
has been doing administrative
work for Bloomsburg University for the past 22 years.
Walker came to work at
Bloomsburg in 1965 when many
colleges and universities faced
student protests and activism.
Walker said Bloomsburg University was no different , although ,
compared to other schools across
the nation , Bloomsburg was
relativel y milder in student
activism.
Walker said he enjoyed this
time period "because the students
cared about social issues. "
Walker liked the way those
students were more concerned
about others than themselves,
whereas , he feels the current
students are more self-oriented .
When Walker arrived at BU ,
Dr. Harvey A. Andruss was
president of the university and the
school was still a college dealing
mainly in teacher education with
some art and science courses being offered.
Walker said the school has
"grown in size and in the number
of programs of study. "He also
noted the school also offers more
diverse programs to the students
than it did when he arrived.
Walker described the growth of

the school as "Not dramatic ,"
but as, "a stable and steady
growth. "
Besides his hig h school
teaching, Walker also worked at
West Minster College and at the
University of Pittsburg .
Walker holds a number of
degrees. He has a Bachelors
degree in Business Administration , a Masters in Education and
certification in guidance and
counseling.
Walker would recommend
Bloomsburg University, to a person because it offers a small town
atmosphere but is close to a
highway system leading to the
large cities of New York and
Philadelphia.
Also he mentioned that
Bloomsburg offers a wellqualified faculty and remains an
inexpensive form of quality
education. Walker added the fact
that BU is one of the lowest-cost
four-year
institutions
in
Pennsylvania.
When asked what his favorite
aspect of Bloomsburg University was, Walker replied , "the
general environment. I like the
campus, the students , the type of
students and the supportive environment. "
Bloomsburg holds a family at-

mospher for Walker. His wife
works at the school as Director
of Orientation and his two
children attend the university .
Other than his present duties ,
such as dealing with the university 's external constituency,
alumni and community legislative
affairs , Walker has held other
positions at Bloomsburg . He was
Director of Admissions for five
years, Assistant Vice-president of
Student Life for five years and
Executive Assistant to the president for six-and-a-half-years.
Walker 's duties do not stop at
the university . Among other
things , he is President of the
Bloomsburg Chamber of Commerce and is a member of the National Trust for Historic
Preservation.
Despite his good feelings
towards Bloomsburg, Walker
feels there is room for improvement. Walker would like to see
an "improved academic climate
where the students choose for
themselves experiences that promote their personal growth . "
Walker would like to see
greater student participation in
cultural events. As he sees it now ,
"The students choose things that
are fun to do , but have no value
in individual growth. "

Ann Murray and Mike Simpkins valiantly hold up Luzerne Hall, which threatened to fall during outdoor
basketball action on campus. (Voice photo by Alex Schillemans)

QUESTION #4.

Feydedu far ce
from page 4

charm when she so desires .
Add to that a smart-mouth
maid , a lazy uncle who is on hand
in case anybody needs the "sick
old man routine ," and a drunken
Englishman who, try as he may ,
can never seem to find the right
girl , but finds many wrong ones
by accident.
,
Marci Woodruff is directing
the show , her last at BU , as she
moves on to Kentucky to start her
own theatre company .
"It's a big show for us to do , "
Woodruff says. "It will be a full
period set , comp lete with
costumes. "
"The humor in the show comes
from its outrageousness , "
Woodruff points out. "Feydeau
was the playwright to perfect the
whole light , bedroom farce type
of comedy. "
The show is set in Paris , and
Woodruff says that the show is
"basically G rated" but the ideas
in the show are risque.
A Flea in Her Ear runs through
Saturday and tickets can be
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AMC- An attempt was made on Erica 's life when she was appearing with Travis , she received letters and phone calls saying they would get her again , Stewart's wife Joanna is back
in town and everyone thinks she is harassing Erica , the police
caught Jesse kidnapping a baby (he was try ing to prove loyalty
to the kidnapping ring), Jeff caught Angie with another baby ,
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because he still loves Sierra .
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Baseball ready to challenge
by Gary Daddario
for The Voice

With just three seniors and a
young pitching staff, Bloomsburg
University baseball coach John
Babb hopes his club can continue
to overcome the imbalance with
consistency . The Huskies begin
their Pennsylvania Conference
Eastern Division campai gn on
Saturday , March 28, hosting
Kutztown in a doubleheader on
Danny Litwhiler Field.
The young pitching corps remains questionable so earl y in the
season. Missing from the staff are
veterans Bill Roehl and Dan
Forbes , a first team All Conference selection from a year ago.
Babb, however, feels the talent
exists to develop a good rotation.
"Steve Sees and Matt Karchner
are going to be key players in our
future success. Both are dual performers for us , but will see a lot
of time on the mound. "
Sees, the staff' s lone southpaw
and a former p layer for Babb in
high school at Bloomsburg, made
seven appearances last season ,
pitching 38 innings. So far this
season , he has pitched a 3-0
Bloomsburg shutout over Wilkes.
When he is not pitching, the
junior will be playing centerfield.
Another local product , Karchner of Berwick, made only two
relief appearances and did a fine
job playing shortstop last year.
On Tuesday , he pitched a good
game in a .tough 5-4 loss to Penn
State. According to Babb , "Matt
is a good all-around ball player
who has made the successful
move from shortstop to first base
when he is not pitching. "
Sophomores Scott Long and
Erik Pederson are expected to
make strong challenges for the remaining spots in the starting rotation. Long is in his first full
season , whereas Pederson saw
limited duty last year. Pederson

could also see some time at first
base when he's not on the mound .
Dave Robinson and Mike
Auman , a pair of freshman ,
should supp ly the Huskies with
much needed depth on the
mound , and could see some action early in the season.
The pitching staff is thin , due
only to a few recruiting problems
that Babb encountered early in the
year. Babb successfully got Brian
Pevec and Marty Rowan to
transfer from other universities.
However, a couple of days before
the season started , Babb was informed that Pevec accepted
money from his former university
and was therefore found to be ineli gible for the season.
Rowan was found to be one
credit shy, thereby not fulfilling
his obli gations'as a transfer , and
therefore becoming ineligible for
the season.
According to Babb: "For most
kids , this situation would have
wi ped them out , but not Marty .
He has been to every practice , he
has pitched batting practice , and
does anything he can to hel p the
team out.
Biil Adams , an All Conference
catcher last year , leads an infield
that Babb feels will be "even
stronger " than a year ago.
Adams will do the majority of the
catching this year along with
spending some limited time at
designated hitter. Backing Adams
up will be either juniors Joe
Catanzaro or Paul Malatesta , or
freshman Scott Pataki.
Pederson and Karchner will
both share time at first base , as
will junior Rob Kirkpatrick , who
will be the designated hitter for
most of the season. He could also
appear in the outfield when Sees
is pitching .
Second base is probably the
strongest position on the team
with two talented ball players
returning to this position. One is

Lacrosse team wins
by Dave Sauter
Sports Editor

Sunday afternoon found the
Mules of Muhlenberg visiting the
men 's lacrosse team here at
Bloomsburg , but they were sent
away on the short end of a 7-6
score.
According to Coach William
Acierno , "It was a close, heartfelt game. "
What perfect words to describe
this match.
Acierno said that Muhlenberg
was better physically conditioned than the Huskies , but were
lacking in depth . That proved to
be the key to the game.
Bloomsburg , with such a deep
bench , was able to divide its scoring as seven different people
scored goals in the victory .
Dan Nagel was the star as he
scored a goal and also was

credited with an assist.
Scoring for the Huskies were :
Chris Fernandez , McClain , Al
Burton , Gary Fredricksen , Jeff
Closser (with Nagel's assist) , Joe
Catulla , and Nagel.
In goal , Brian Reddish had a
very good game as he recorded
12 saves against the toug h
Muhlenberg shots .
For the game overall , the
Huskies outshot Muhlenberg,
23-18.
"It was a good thing they
didn 't have as many players to
substitute with . We had the
p layers on the bench and they
didn 't have the reserves ," said
Acierno.
"It was a very physically
played game. Both sides had
some good hits: It was good ,
hard-hitting , but it was all fair.
We look forward to playing them
again next year ," he concluded .

senior Scott "Scully " Michael ,
who serves as one of the team 's
co-captains along with Adams,
the other returning second
baseman will serve as backup to
Michael. He is Brian Yarasheski.
In addition to backup, his duties
also will include being cou rtesy
runner for whoever is catching
and pitching throughout the
season .
The starting shortstop job
belongs to Scott Miner in his intial season with the team. According to Babb , "Miner is a great
infielder who has good range , and
as the season goes on , he will
become even better. "
Senior Joe Irvin looks ready to
step into the starting third
baseman job . Babb said , "Jse has
turned some real defensive gems
at third base and is doing a good
job batting clean-up f or us, so f ar
this year. "
The three outfield spots have
been filled be Kirkpatrick and
Sees in centerfield , sophomore
Steve Clemens in leftfield , and
sophomore Kevin Crane in
rightfield.
According to Babb , "Crane, at
26 , is the oldest player on the
team and a good influence on the
other players ." However , other
players will see action in the outfield , such as sophomores Tom
Whiteash and Carl Kranig, and
freshman Lee Spoor.
The key to the Huskies ' continued success this season will be
how well Adams can handle the
yound pitching staff. Under John
Babb , in his th ird season with a
career record of 34-28 ,
Bloomsburg record as of Thursday stood at 5-3.
Babb concluded saying, "With
good defense and good pitching,
we will be in every game. We
need to get good years from our
veteran pitchers and hope one or
two of the younger guys makes
a solid contribution.

Bloomsburg University baseball coach John Babb holds up Scott Michael from going home
(Voice photo Jim Loch;
against Kutztown which Bloomsburg split 3-4, 9-7.

Women f allto the Owls, 8-1
by Dave Sauter
Sports Editor

On Wednesday afternoon ,
Coach Mike Herbert led his
young women 's tennis team
across Pennsy lvania to Division
I Temple where they came away
with an 8-1 defeat.
The Division I Owls breezed
throug h the singles without losing a set. The same proved true
in the doubles except for their
straght set loss at second doubles.
The only winners for the
Huskies were freshman Wendy
Wenhold and Kim Jefferis who
combined to dominate Dawn Purdue and Pelleted for a strai ght
victory , 6-2 6-3.

Coach Herbert was not upset ,
though , with his team. He realized that Temple was a real toug h
team. He also had this to say : "I
think we 'll get better; it was only the opening match. We'll get
better as the season gets on. "
The next action for the woman
netters is at home on April 6
against the Leopards of Lafayette.
With the time off , two other
members of the team , Cathy
Vonluehrte
and
Jeanne
Cancelliere will have an opportunity to work themselves into the
starting lineup.

Temple 8
Singles:

1. Leesa Grey (T) d. Megan
Clarke (BL), 6-0 6-1.
2. Jill Slansky (T) d. Cortlee
Gerhart (BL), 6-0 6-0.
3. Cindy Lancaster (T) d. Wendy Wenhold (BL), 6-4 6-2 .
4. Dawn Paterno (T) d. Karen
Gubicza (BL) , 6-3 6-2.
5. Suzi Borden (T) d. Kim Jefferis (BL), 6-0 6-2 .
6. Kim Kirby (T) d. Jennife r
Sterling (BL), 6-3 6-4 .

Doubles:
1. Grey/Paterno
(T)
d.
Clarke/Gerhart (BL) , 6-1 6-1.
2. Wenhold/Jefferis (BL) d. PurBloomsburg 1 due/Pelleteri (T), 6-2 6-3.
3. Kirby Slansky (T) d. Gubicza/Sterling (BL) , 6-3 6-3.

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by Mike Mullen
Sports Editor

What a game!
The General ousts the
Shark in a coaching battle
that may well have been the
best coached game, by both
sides. of the entire
tournament.
Indiana 's Bobby Kni ght
disp layed how a well
disci plined team that played
patientl y and took hi gh
percentage shots would not
be beaten by a team that
just , "throws the ball" at
the basket with a prayer that
it will go in.
W i t h Kni ght 's team
shooting 62 percent from
the field , the R u a n i n '
Rebels just couldn 't get a
runnin ' as they were forced to take the ball out of
bounds and g ive the
Hoosiers time to get back
and set up their defense.
Although the hot shooting
of the Hoosiers stalled the
Rebels ' fast break , it did not
quiet their offense as the
score still climbed into the
hi gh 90's.
Knmht was never afraid ,
thoug h. He knew he could
count on Steve Alford to
can the crucial free throws
that would eventuall y seal
the 97-93 victory .
In the other semi-final ,
the Orangemen of Syracuse
continued their 16 game
domination of the Providence Friars in what pro ved to be just another Bi g
East brawl , literall y.
At one point , the two
teams got into a heated
'*discussion(?)" on the
court and Providence
capitalized on the confusion
by rally ing from 18 down to
cut the marg in in half.
But Ron Seikal y would
not be denied a tri p to the
Finals as he took over the
rebounding chores and
again hel ped rebuild the
lead.
The Orangemen wore
down Bill y Donovan , and
Sherman Doug las held him
in check to send the Big
East ' s Syracuse into a
showdown with the Bi g
Ten 's Indiana.
Who will prevail?
First let 's reflect on the
newest rule in the NCAA ,
the three-point shot.
As is easy to notice , the
scores of the tournament
games have been considerabl y hi g her due to the
trey, but I think that it is
nice to see that the two
teams that will be battling
for the national championshi p are two teams that rely very little on the shot.
Syracuse has made only
93 of them while Indiana
rarely uses it except when
Steve Alford deems it
necessary .
Secondl y, the drugtesting has thus far failed to
show anyone with drugs in
their system which is
always cheerful news.
Now onto the championship game . Two points to
ponder. First , I am
undefeated in picking national championship games,
but secondly, Bobby Knight
is 4-0 in NCAA finals. So
who is it going to be?
Well....
Finally, I feel that the experience playing in the Big
East tournament and regular
season will g ive Syracuse
enoug h strength to withold
Indiana 's rush at the title. I
think it 's Rony Seikaly 's
turn to laugh at Dick Vitale.
Where is J.R. Reid , Mr.
Vitale?

Huskies split with
Bears , fall to Rams
by Dave Sauter
Sports Editor

The Huskies of Bloomsburg
University had a busy weekend as
they played a doubleheader on
both Saturday and Sunday .
On Saturday , it was the Golden
Bears of Kutztown battling the
Huskies to a split of the two
games.
In the first game , Bloomsburg
outhit the Golden Bears 11-8 , but
it was not enough as they fell by
the score of 4-3.
For Kutztown , Glenn Reineke
got the win while Steve Sees of
Bloomsburg absorbed the loss.
The second game proved to be
more favorable for the Huskies as
they took a 9-7 decision. Scott
Long of the Huskies started the
game, but was not involved in the
decision as Matt Karchner was
credited with the win.Dennis
Jones in relief took the loss.
Sunday afternoon found the
Huskies play ing host the to Rams
of Philadel p hia Textile in another
doubleheader,
The first game found the
Huskies taking an earl y 5-2 lead
after one inning of play. But the
Rams of Textile came right back
scoring five runs of their own in
the top of the second, hi ghli ghted
by a three-run home run by
Krans , the first baseman. By the
time the side was finally retired ,
the score stood at 7-5.
After the Huskies were retired
in the second , Krans again struck
BU , this time in the third inning,
as he sing led home another run
for a Ram lead of 8-5.
In the fourth inning, it was the
Rams again as Halle 's -sacrifice
fly made it a 9-5 game.
Finally, the Huskies ' bats came
to life in the bottom of the fourth.
With two outs and a runner on
first , Scott Michael singled for

the Huskies. Bill Adams then
stepped up to the plate for BU and
knocked in the two baserunners
with a double.
Matt Karchner finished off the
scoring in the inning when he
knocked in Karchner with a
double.
The Rams , however, refused to
be denied as they scored two
more runs of their own in the top
of the fifth inning to make the
score 11-8.
Scott Miner led off the bottom
of the inning for the Huskies with
a double , and two batters later ,
it was a one-run game again as
Tom Whiteash crushed a two-run
homer. The score after five innings of play now stood at 11-10.
After a scoreless inning and a
half , the Huskies found
themselves batting in °the bottom
the last inning (seventh).
Joe Irvin led off the inning with
a double , and one out later ,
Whiteash came throug h again
with a double to drive him in.
Suddenl y, it looked like the
Huskies could pull it out. A wild
p itch sent Whiteash to third , and
then Michael walked and stole
second.
But what looked like a sure hit
and win for the Huskies by the
next batter was not to be as his
shot was turned into an out.
Textile reall y poured it on in
the eight inning scoring two runs
to make the score 13-11.

Unfortunatel y for the Huskies ,
there was no magic in the bottom
of the eight as they went down
peacefull y in order.
Bloomsburg ' s starter , Dave
Robinson, went the distance as he
absorbed the loss and had his
record drop to 0-1.
See Thursday 's edition of The
Voice for hi ghli ghts of the second
game.

Tom Whiteash dives back into first base safely as a Philadelphia Textile pitcher tries to pick him off. The
(Voice photo Jim Loch)
Huskies lost to the Rams 13-11.

Track teams perf orming well
by Dave Sauter
Sports Editor

The Susquehanna University
Invitational track tournament was
held on Saturday morning with
the Bloomsburg University 's
men ' s and women 's track teams
among the 13 teams in
attendance.
Althoug h no official team standing were kept , there were many
stellar perfomances shown by the
visiting Huskies.
According to Coach Puhl , he
was very happy with both team 's

Tennis team tests Temple
by Dave Sauter
Sports Editor

In a close match at Temp le
University last Thursday , the
men 's tennis team of Bloomsburg
fell to the hi ghl y regarded Owls ,
5-3.
This independent match
featured one of the best teams in
the Atlantic 10 Conference as
Temp le is always ri ght near the
top at the end of the year along
with Penn State and West

Virg inia.
Bloomsburg 's only winners
came at second sing les , fifth
sing les, and first doubles.
At second sing les , co-captain
Scott Gibbs defeated Gary
McGeehan , 7-5 6-2 .
At fifth sing les , Dean Doria
p layed excellent tennis in coming
from behind to ed ge Mike
Rautenbach , 3-6 6-1 6-4.
At first doubles , the Husky
tandem of Steve Augustine and
Gibbs combined to deal Terry

Godman and Rautenbach a 7-5
7-6 loss.

Temple 's Toallo Toffolo (who
is from Rome) defeated
Bloomsburg 's Mark Billone 6-2
6-1. Toffolo is an accomplished
p layer who was in the NCAA
Division I playoffs last year as he
advanced to the Final 64.
Coach Reese was still pleased
with his team 's effort . He said ,
"We had many close matches. If
we had won some the doubles
matches, we could have have won
the match. "
The Huskies can look forward
to some competition back in their
own division in the next coming
weeks as they will be p lay ing
and
Lycoming,
Lehi gh ,
Mansfield in the next week .
With the loss, Bloomsburg 's
record dropped to 2-6. The win
for Temp le boosted their record
up to 9-6.
Temple 5

Bloomsburg 3

SINGLES:
1. Toallo Toffolo (T) d. Mark
Billone (BL), 6-2 6-1.
2. Scott Gibbs (BL) d. Gary
McGeehan (T), 7-5 6-2 .
3. Joe Lazardo (T) d. Steve
Augustine (BL) , 7-5 6-1.
4. Matt Quigley (BL) split with
Paul Chime (T), 1-6 7-6.
5. Dean Doria (BL) d. Mike
Rautenbach (T), 3-6 6-1 6-4 .
6. David Astorino (T) d. Scott
Glassford (BL), 6-3 6-2.

Third seed Steve Augustine lines up a back hand return to his opponent. He lost 7-5 6-1.
(Voice photo Jim Loch)

DOUBLES:
1. Augustine/Gibbs (BL) d. Terry
Godman/Rautenbach (T) , 7-5
7-6.
2. Toffolo/McGeehan (T) d.
Billone/Doria (BL) , 4-6 7-5 6-4.
3. Chime/Astorino (T) d.
Glassford/Quigley (BL), 2-6 6-1
7-6.

showings.
Here are the placewinners for
the Huskies:
Men 's track:
Nelson Barr - 1st place - 200m.
Nelson Barr - 2nd p lace - 100m.
Al Royster - 1st place - discus 143 ft.
Bruce Minton - 2nd place - triple jump - 45 ft.
Wilbur Reid - 2nd p lace - high
hurdles.
Eugene Hill - 2nd place - intermediate hurdles.
Mark Ellasar - 5th place 5,000m.
Dan Young - 3rd p lace 10,000m.
John Rockmore - 5th p lace high hurdles.
Rich Thomas, Nelson Barr ,
Wilbur Reid, Eugene Hill - 3rd
place - 400m. relay .
Women's track:
Lynne Ritz - 1st place - 200m.
Jill Cicierski - 1st place - discus

- 126' 1V4 ".
Carolyn Brady - 5th p lace 100m .
Brenda Bisset - 3rd place 5,000m.
Lori Alexander - 4th place 3,000m.
Deena Brown - 5th place - 100m.
hurdles.
Lynne Ritz, Noele Collura,
Carolyn Brady, Ann Murray 5th p lace - 400m. relay .
Tammy Trione, Ann Murray,
Lynne Ritz, Noele Collura - 5th
place - mile relay .
As an additional note , Jill
Cicierski throw in the discus not
only won her first place at the invitational , it also broke her school
record . Her old record was 125
ft. 4 in.
Also , one other interesting
note : Steff Kern high jumped 6
ft 2 in. Now take into consideration that Kern 's jump was six inches above his height of 5 ft. 8 in.

Indiana s hungrier
by Lefty Urenko
Staff Write r

This is it!
This is the game that all the
players dream about , the NCAA
Championship Game, featuring a
very potent scoring attack , led by
senior All-American off-guard
Steve Alford and a very underrated sophomore sensation
Calloway , going up against the
possible tournament Most Valuble Player , junior center Rony
Seikaly and another highly underrated point guard by the name of
Sherman Douglas, a man who has
made all the Orangemen fans
forget , uh , 'Pearl' Washington ,
yeah that s him.
The keys to the game for
Syracuse are to try and contain
the sharpshooter Alford. The only problem with this is that Indiana sets so many screens that
it is very hard for one man to stay
with the All-American. Douglas
will most likely draw the assignment of defending him.
The Hoosiers , however , are
not a one man team. Thomas ,
Garrett and Calloway and Smart
all can produce MVP type games
so Beiheim and company obviously have their work cut out
for them and only one day to
practice for the biggest game of
their life.
Indiana 's main objective is to
stop the inside game of Seikaly
and freshman sensation Derrick
Coleman , who was a high school

teammate of Bloomsburg frosh
John Williams.
Coleman is playing his best ball
in the tournament and is very
hungry for the crown. Syracuse
is obviously an inside team , who
only hit 93 three pointers during
the season , with Monroe as their
only outside th reat.
This game is probabl y going to
stay close throughout the whole
40 minute contest but I highl y
favor the Hoosiers. I feel they are
much hungrier for the title and
just have too solid of a team to
be denied .
Final Score : Hoosiers 88
Orangmen 80.
INTRAMURAL CORNER
MARCH 30:
- Co-ed intramural clinic
f o r Softball at Centennial
Gym at 3:30 p.m.
- Women 's and Co-ed intramural tennis rosters are
due at Kehr Union.
MARCH 31:
- Men 's intramural soccer
team rosters are due in
Nelson Fieldhouse at 3:30
p.m.
APRIL 2:
- Women 's and Co-ed intramural tennis clinic in
Centennial at 3:30 p.m.