Noncreditcourses off ered f o r
enjoyment and education
by Beth Minkoff & Collen Healey
Staff Writers

"Education should involve the
whole person and should provide
a lifelong opportunity to pursue
that special self-fulfillment which
reduction can bring. " That is the
philosophy brought about by the
Bloomsburg State College Document , 1980-89. In keeping with
this idea is the School of Extended Programs offered through
Bloomsburg University .
The School of Extended Programs offers any interested individual the chance to partici pate
in noncredit minicourses. These
courses are for education and enjoyment purposes and do not require any academic experience in
the course.
One branch of the Extended
Programs is New Horizons. This
concept , which began in the
Spring of 1984, is the idea of
John H. Abell , Dean of the
School of Extended Programs.

This program is geared mainly for young learners age 15 and
younger. However , there are
courses offered for older individuals. New Horizons 's goal
is "to provide quality learning experiences which will expand the
educational
horizons
of
children. "
According to Assistant Dean of
Extended Programs , Donna
Cochrane, the courses offered are
in "areas most small schools do
not offer; it gives kids something
of interest to do rather than watch
television. "
The main thrust of this program is to offer experience that
the children could not receive in
a normal school environment.
The courses offered vary from
ballet lessons to art and even
science. Each class incorporates
fun and games with education .
The biggest problem with New
Horizons is finding courses that
interest the public. In the past, the
local newspapers were used as a

Interests merge to
preserve history

Each year historic preservationists , architects , developers ,
historians , and other lovers of old
buildings gather to learn about
our state 's rich architectural
heritage and ways to preserve and
protect this important legacy.
Pennsylvania 's 9th Annual
Conference on Historic Preservation , co-sponsored by the Preservation Fund of Pennsylvania and
the Bureau for Historic Preservation of the Pennsy lvania
Historical and Museum Commission , will be held in New York
on April 30- May 2, 1987.
Revitalization of historic
buildings , renewal of inner city
neighborhoods , and protection of
historical rural areas are the
acknowledged results of partnerships formed by preservationists
with developers, architects , attorneys, neighborhood groups ,
land conservationists and
countless others .
'Partnerships in Preservation:
Forging the Future', the theme of
this year 's program , brings
together the often diverse professional and avocational interests
that work together to preserve our
historic sites and structures.
Conference sessions will focus
on a number of these important
partnerships including those that
provide funding for preservation
projects and programs; the relationships between boards, staff ,
and members within nonprofit

organizations; the variety of participants and skills involved in the
rehabilitation and restoration of
historic structures; and as a basis,
for these efforts , an overview of
historic resources in the state and
the range of individuals and
organizations actively involved in
their conservation.
In addition to sessions, which
begin on Friday, May 1, and continue through the morning of May
2, the conference will feature the
annual preservation awards
presented by the Pennsylvania
Historical and Museum Commission at a banquet on May 1.
Tours on the afternoon of May
2 and special events, which begin
the evening of April 30 and continue throughout the conference ,
will highlight the architecture and
preservation of York City and
County.
A new feature of this year's
conference is the 'Old House
Restoration Show,' sponsored by
Historic York , Inc. Craftspeople ,
manufacturers of products , and
providers of services of interest
to those who own or work with
historic structures will display
their work in the Mirror Room of
the Yorktowne Hotel and be
available to talk with attendees
about specific building concerns.
The show is open from 11:30
a.m. until 5 p.m. on May 1, and
on May 2 from 9 a.m. to 5 p .m.
See PRESERVATION page 3

way to find what the public would
throug h
find
interesting
advertisement.
At this time, local schools are
now beginning to offer similar
classes. With this in mind , New
Horizons is continually expanding their course selections.
'The instructors for these
courses are carefully scneened by
the School of Extended Program 's staff. The instructors are
anyone who is qualified and interested to teach the course.
There is not a need for a degree
or a teaching certificate as long
as the qualifications are met.
Teachers for the class fluctuate
from students who have
graduated from Bloomsburg
University to professors who
teach on campus, and also include
area residents .
Dean Cochrane hopes that the
program can "give back to the
community what they have given
to the University ."

The sexual expiicitness of the set design as well as the content of the play 'A Funny Thing Happened
on the Way to the Forum ' stirred concern from some play goers. (Voice photo by Imtiaz Ali Taj)

Sexual content of BU play
raises audience concern

The Bloomsburg University
Players production of "A Funny
Thing Happened on the Way to
the Forum " performed last week
generated some controversy on
and off-campus.
According to Dr. James
Tomlinson , chairman of the
department of communications
studies, and President Ausprich
received several phone calls from
people concerned about the sexual expiicitness displayed in some
parts of the play .
"People called to express their
shock at the vulgarity in the
show," Tomlinson said . "Many
people brought their children to
opening night and were upset
because there was no warning. ''
Because of the concerned raised, a sign was displayed outside
the auditorium for the remainder
of the performances warning peo-

ple of some offensive material
within the play .
Tim Carlson , who designed the
play 's sets, said the sets were approved by director Hitoshi Sato .
' 'People looked at the set, took
it out of context , and tried to
make a judgement," Carlson said
about the complaints. "They
can 't do that. They should just enjoy the comedy in the show ."
The set disp layed male
reproductive organs and the nude
female body in various positions.
In addition , the costume of one
female lead was transparent.
The transparency of the dress
was not discovered until the girl
went on stage opening night , and
necessary adjustments were made
for the following performances.
One cast member commented ,"when we (the cast) saw
Tim and the crew working one
the set , we thought it was pretty
vulgar...To the point where we
didn 't want our parents to come

see it. When it was up under the
lights though , it didn 't seem as
bad . "
This student 's parents came to
the show , but another cast
member was still too embarrassed and told his parents not to
come (to the show).
According to Sato , attendance
of the show was good; over 1000
people viewed the performance .
Sato felt that the controversy probably generated studen t interest
and more people came as a result.
Several students who saw the
play were asked for their comments. One student felt , 'If someone wants to look at the set and
be offended by it, he will be. If
he is liberal enough , though , he
won 't even notice it. "
Another student said , "When
I first saw the set, I didn 't like it
because it was distasteful , but
once the show got started , I got
interested in the performance and
forgot about the sets."

Wednesday night, President
Harry A. Ausprich made an apperance at Montour Hall to tour
the facilities and discuss student
concerns.
He arrived around 8:45 p.m.
and stayed until around 10:00
p.m.
He was led on the tour by the
Senior Resident Advisor of the
building, Anthony Dgien, along

with two freshman students, Dan
Kornegay and Sean Erney . He
was also accompanied by his
assistant, Sue Hicks.
During the tour, Mr. Ausprich
met with students, saying hello
and shaking hands. He also went
into several rooms to see how big
they were and question about
tri pling .
After the tour , approximately
30 students, including Resident
Advisors and the Director of
Montour , Don Young, gathered

on the fourth floor to speak out
their concerns.
The meeting was very informal, with no set agenda. Students
were free to come and go as they
pleased, although more came then
left.
Among the questions asked
were concerns about the food service at Scranton Commons by
Dave Lesko, bathroom renovation problems by Dgien , ideas
about apartments at Nelson by
Frank Giancatarino, scheduling

did a good job of clearing up
many of the misconceptions and
rumors about , AIDS. Mrs.
Graham explained, however, that
the misconceptions held by the
girls , are believed by most college students, as well.
Amoung these falsehoods are
that AIDS can be contacted via
toilet seats, drinking glasses,
cigarettes, and kissing. Although
the AIDS virus can be found in
mucous and in urine, there must
be a large quantity transmitted in
order for them to have any effect
(i.e. a quart).
When Jackie Zack, the president of theta tau omega, was asked what she thought of the program, she commented, "I think
that it is great that the university
has taken the initiative to educate
its students about this most
serious health threat ."

In terms of AIDS prevention ,
Mrs . Graham's suggestions were
simple and logical . They include
limiting the number of sexual
partners, knowing your sexual
partners very well , using condoms, and for those who use intravenous drugs, don 't share
needles. She explained that these
are the only ways that AIDS can
be prevented.
Although the AIDS awareness
program has been made available
to Bloomsburg students for
several months now , Mrs.
Graham expressed little interest
exhibited by students.
In addition , Mrs. Graham told
of the possible symptoms of
AIDS and warned of the longterm effects of AIDS infection.
She urged those who feel they
could be at high risk to get tested
immediately at a hospital or at a

by Frank McLaughlin , the present parking situation by Don
Getty and graduation by Danette
Baum.
Other issues brought up were
problems with advisors , study
areas, computers, an extension on
Kehr Union , a new library, and
even providing cable television to
each room.
Dr. Ausprich answered each
question as best he could, and
also advised the students where
they could find clearer answers.
He showed genuine interest in
our problems and seemed to want
to help as best he could.
The students, Resident Advisors , and Don Young of Montour Hall thank Dr. Ausprich for
taking the time to visit the
residence hall , and look forward
to another visit.

Re-election
scheduled
for today
Voting times
On-campus students
Scranton Commons
9:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m.
Off-campus students
Kehr Union Building
9:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m.
All students
Scranton Commons
4 p.m. to 6 p.m.

by Deb Goodhart
Staff Writer

Ausprich visits Montour Hall
by Dave Sauter
Sports Editor

AIDS progr amdesigned to eliminate f ear

by Susan Hanshaw
For The Voice

In the 1980' s, what should
residents of New York City fear
the most? One might think that
the obvious answer would be
crime, but according to speculations, New Yorkers ought to start
arming themselves against
something even more dangerous.
It is AIDS, and nearly one-half
of New York City is estimated to
be susceptible.
College campuses, which are
frequently characterized as being
the sites of sexual promiscuity ,
are now the sites of concern about
a deadly disease about which they
know too little.
For the students of Bloomsburg
University , a new program has
been designed by the Counseling
Center to help educate students .

The program is entitled "AIDS:
Facts to Eliminate Fears , " and is
presented by Mrs . Elaine
Graham , a Counseling Center
employee. The AIDS awareness
program was started at the beginning of the spring 1987 semester.
One of the first organizations
that invited Mrs. Graham to
speak was the Theta Tau sorority. On Sunday ni ght , Mrs.
Graham made her presentation to
a group of fifty girls. She spoke
about forty minutes, showed a
film which featured AIDS victims, and answered questions.
Those girls who attended the
lecture found it to be quite an
education.
One audience
member, Kim Reese said : "I was
very happy to learn the real facts
because it's such a scary issue."
The general consensus among the
audience was that Mrs . Graham

state medical clinic.
Zack further remarked , "I can
not fathom how students, when
given the choice between being
educated and being ignorant ,
would chose the latter. "
Mrs. Graham can be contacted
at the campus Counseling Center,
and is eager to make her presentation to anyone or any organization that is interested. In addition ,
brochures which give a good
delineation of the virus are
available at the Counseling
Center.
Part of Mrs . Graham 's presentation is a handout which she
gives to all the audience participants to test their knowledge
of AIDS. One question says:
"Presently, what is the most effective way of preventing the
spread of AIDS?" The answer is:
"to educate people about AIDS."

Index
Men beat Kutztown then
fall to Millersvllle. For
story see page 8.
Budgets reviewed by
CGA. Find out where
your money is going.
More see page 3.

Commentary
Features
Classifieds
Sports

page 2
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page 8

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Grades alone not enough
A student steps up to the
podium and accepts the diploma
he has worked so hard for. He
has a 3.7 average and plans to
enter the job market immediately.
During the course of his college career , he has worked
dili gentl y. Studying into the early hours of the morning, preparing well for each and every
academic examination to be faced_. he neg lected the social life
that surrounded him.
Walking into his first interview , more than slightly nervous ,
he stutters , hesitates , and is a
poor communicator. He mentions
his 3.7 to the woman interviewing him.
Asked about the activities in
which he partici pated in college ,
he mentions membership in the
professional club attached to his
major. He mentions his 3.7. He
points to his involvement in intramurals in his freshman year
and is silent.
Asked if this is all , again he
mentions his 3.7.
The i n t e r v i e w is over.
A l t h o u g h p leased with the
cumulative average of the prospective employee , the interviewer noticed the lack of good
communication skills. Though an
intelli gent young man , the

graduate had nothing more to offer than any other of the qualified
applicants .
Grades. The importance of
grades must be questioned in a
system of education that no
longer requires a student to get a
well rounded education.
In today 's society, the ability to
communicate inessential to survival. Businesses are now stressing the need for employees who
are not only skilled in their professional areas , but who are good
communicators as well.
This forces the examination of
our system of education, a system
which has been reduced to vocational training.

One of the central issues is the
neglect of the area of study that
surrounds communication skills.
It appears as though only the absolute minimum of coursework is
required to fulfill the needed curriculum requirements . Wh y is it
that writing and verbal communication skills are not stressed at Bloomsburg ?
There are hundreds of students
at BU , if not thousands , who cannot write a simple essay . There
are also hund reds at BU who cannot adequatel y state what they are
attempting to say , should the
statement go beyond the realm of

a basic , day-to-day conversation.
It is agreed that the primary and
secondary levels of our system of
education appear to be failing, but
does this mean that the system of
hi gher education , once it accepts
these students , is not required to
at least attempt to correct the
problem.
"Johnny can 't read" is a commonly accepted statement in this
country . It should be expanded to
include write and communicate.
The emphasis placed on an individual' s cumulative average
must also be examined and contrasted to the importance of extracurricular activities.
Although the student mentioned earlier had an attractive
average, he did not have anything
else to offer. His lack of involvement beyond the classroom and
his inability to communicate well
only illustrated to the interviewer
that this individual , though probably quite competent in his field ,
would most likely not be an
outgoing and positive addition to
the company , institution , etc .
Students should be made aware
of the fact that althoug h "good
grades " are important, in today 's
world they more often than not
must be bolstered with activities
that illustrate and develop leadership and communication skills.

Dealing with alarming ideas
by David L. Ferris
Staff Commentator

1 am one of those people who
are brain-dead upon waking up in
the mcSrning. The world , being
cruel , knows this and takes advantage of me every day .
I rolled out of bed this morning when the third alarm went
off. The first two alarms don 't actually wake me up. They are
there to prime my subconscious
for the harsh realities of the day
to come.
As usual , in my quasi-dream
state of mind , I could not comprehend that the alarm clock was
a device that I purchased for the
sole purpose of waking me up.
At 7 a.m., my brain told me
that the alarm clock is a small
creature with a sadistic demeanor , an entity that somehow
worked its way into my bedroom
and decided to make lots of horrible noise at a random point in
time.

I stared in wonderment at the
creature for several moments.
Recognition crept into my skull
and my fingers performed the
ritual of shutting the wretched
thing off.
Stumbling into the living room ,
I found that the computers were
on. The cats had been play ing
with them as I slept, this made me
pretty angry, first of all because
they got fur all over the
keyboard s and secondly because
the kitten had beaten my high

score on "Stellar Destroyers . "
I stood for a long time ,
wondering why the toast wasn 't
getting done , before I realized
that I had shoved two slices of
bread into the VCR.
It 's at that stage of the morning that my mind starts to kick into gear. Strange creative ideas appear from the nether zones. It occurred to me that technology had
given us the microwave oven , a
device that will cook a TV dinner in three minutes instead of 30.
Wh y not , I reasoned , have a
laundry machine that worked on
the same princi p le? Some sort of
device that could nuke the clothes
clean in 90 seconds , as opposed
to an hour. How about the floors?

An ultrasonic vacuum cleaner
that erases the dirt fro m an entire
room in seconds! The possibilities
are endless , especiall y at 7:05
a.m.
Sure , the early birds get- the
worm , but they 're all asleep at 1
a.m., when the fun beg ins. I suppose that the electric bills would
go up, but think of the savings in
sung lasses alone...
Naw , we 'll never be a night
shift society . I'll have to continue
my dail y search for the purpose
of the alarm clock creature .
Someday I'll stop looking for the
coffee in the refri gerator and
remember in which room my
clothes are hung . Until then , I've
got this great idea for a car
wash...

Election event amazing
Editor:
In li ght of the recent CGA
voting controversy, I am pleased with the resulting changes in
the election process.
I was amazed at the inconsistencies in statements made by
our CGA president and others
concerned with the election.
I believe that the changes made
will improve the election process
for what I consider to be an important position.
The Voice did a good job in
reporting the elections ' scandal
story.

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the election could easily happen
again in future elections.
Especially when the "Scandal of
1987" is forgotten about.
To prevent this breach of
political order , I feel that The
Voice should print the election
rules as it did in its Feb. 23 issue.
Hopefully, what happened will
serve to improve our Community Government Association in the
long run.
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Doing the Stalin impression
by George Will

Editorial Columnist

The Soviet leader was performing in Moscow in front of an
audience which , althoug h hardly
unsympathetic , was teeming with
theatrical personalities who are
exacting critics of theater (Norman Mailer , Gore Vidal , John
Kenneth Galbraith , Shirley
Maclaine, Gregory Peck).
Mikhail Gorbachev , the Russian impressionist , did his finely
honed imitation of the 19thcentury philosopher whose
precepts guide the regime. Marx?
No , silly. John Stuart Mill .
Libertarianism is leaking from
the seams of the Soviet system
faster than "conservatives " can
caulk them. "Conservatives "
are , of course , communists
unreconciled to Gorbachevian
liberalism.
Perhaps 140 political prisoners
may be released , about three percent of the 4 ,000 such prisoners ,
or one prisoner for each two
million of the 280 million Soviet
citizens , all whom are , with
democratic impartiality , denied
all the rights guarenteed by the
Soviet regime in the Helsinki
Accords.
A torrent of 140 releases would
be 50 more prisoners than the 90
who have been imprisoned for
religious practices during the
most recent 12 months of Gorbachavian liberalism. (Helsinki
Article 18: "Everyone has the
right to...manifest his religion or
belief in teaching, practice , worshi p and observance. ")
The reg ime , giddy with
generosity, is said to be considering allowing the emigration of
400 Jewish refuseniks , one-tenth
of one percent of the 400,000

refuseniks.
The Soviet public has not been
notified of the startling transformation of its situation , this
"softening " (I am quoting a
foreign-ministry spokesman) instituted against the wishes of
"comrades who think the harsher
the better. "
(Those comrades are "conservatives ," like the government
agents too busy beating up Jewish
demonstrators to read Mill' s On
Liberty or even Helsinki Article
20: "Everyone has the right of
peacefu l
assembl y
and
association. ")
Announcements of prisoner
releases are made at the fore ign
ministry . That fact causes some
Western conservatives to think
the liberalization is a charade for
foreign consumption , imply ing
only cosmetic changes in Soviet
tyranny . (In this context , the term
"conservatives " denotes wet
blankets at the movable feast of
detente.)
However, believers in Gorbachev 's "thaw " point out how
pleased Boris Pasternak would
be , were he alive to witness the
regime bring ing him back to life.
Next year , 31 years after the
publication in the West of "Dr.
Zhivago ," that novel will be
published in the Soviet Union.
This proves that Gorbachev 's
thaw is unprecedented since the
last precedent , Khrushchev 's
thaw in the late 1950s , which included the publication of some
writings by Solzhenitsyn , who today lives in Vermont.
Passing over the variations of
repression during the Stalin era ,
it is fair to say that Khrushchev 's
thaw was without precedent ,
other than Lenin 's that coincided with the "New Economic
Policy ," the shortlived liberaliza-

Criticism not well taken
Editor ,
This past Tuesday night , I had
the 'pleasure' of taking my roommate down to the Toddle House
in Bloomsburg. While dining
there, my roommate noticed that
the same 'lady ' that was cooking
our food was also cleaning the
restaurant. So, I left a note on the
table mentioning this fact to them.
When I got up to pay my bill ,
a man (who happened to be a
waitress's husband) sitting at the
next booth told me to throw the
letter away . When I refused , he
stood up and stopped me from
paying my bill .
From here the scene became
quite heated. At one point , he
threatened to call the police. I
don 't know what the charges
would be, but I would love to
know.
As the 'discussion' went on , he
threatened to "take me outside
and kick my a.. " After a few
more words, they demanded my
name and proof of my identity .
I showed them my BU ID. The
'lady ' looked at it and said "it
figures another college student. ..we don 't need them here. ''
They, then , forced me to leave
the establishment and told me
never to return again .
Now , to get things strai ght ,
they were angry for my leaving

a note about problems at the Toddle House. They threatened me
physically. Told us they don 't
need college students . Think
about that last statement. May be
they should get a taste of business
without us BU students.

V

Toddle House boycotter ,
Scott A. Davis

tion of the earl y 19z.0s.
Still , there are skeptics , grumps
like Richard Schifter , assistant
secretary of state for human rights
and humanitarian affairs . He says
the Helsinki Final Act was signed by representatives of 35 nations with 1.1 billion people , 40
percent of whom live in East Bloc
nations that , a dozen years later ,
are still not in compliance with
the act.
Gorbachev has been the Soviet
leader for more than two years
and probabl y has been the dominant force in Soviet government
for longer than that. Schifte r has
partici pated in human-ri ghts
discussions with Soviet officials
for six years and if now there is
a different approach , "I have not
noticed it. "
He says: "The fundamental
and continuing problem in the
Soviet Union is the centrality of
the position of its secret police.
That , I believe , is the great difference between Gorbachev 's
openness and Khrushchev's thaw.
Following the arrest and subsequent execution of Lavrenti
Beria , in 1953, the Secret Police
had been moved to the margin of
the Soviet government apparatus.
In the 1970s , with the rise of
Yuri Andropov , the KGB moved back into the center of power.
It is there now. And the fact that
Big Brother is alway s watching
makes it indeed possible for the
leadership to relax the reins just
a little , in the full knowledge that
they can always be pulled tight
again. "
Schifter may not be impressed ,
but Shirley Maclaine may have
had yet another of her out-ofbody experiences as a result of
hearing Gorbachev say the words
that also excited diplomats and
headline writers around the
world:
"...Our international policy is
more than ever [i.e., as usual]
determined by domestic policy,
by our interest in concentrating
on constructive endeavors to improve our country ."
And you thoug ht the speeches
the Soviet leaders were ether set
in print? You thought there was
nothing under the sun? What
Gorbachev said wa that he is intent upon building "socialism in
one country. " Who else ever said
that? Well , okay, who aside from
Stalin?

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Englishclub
sponsoring
career series
The recently formed English
club is sponsoring a series of
career meetings featuring guest
speakers .
Professors Markland Lloyd and
Robert Bomboy, who have had
varied professional experiences ,
will speak to the group on Tuesday March 3, and March 10
respectively at 7:00 p.m. in
Bakeless 101.
Members of the club will travel
to New York on April 11 to attend a performance of a critically applauded new play by Tina
Howe, 'Coastal Disturbances ' at
the Circle in the Square theatre .
Activities of the Eng lish Club
are open to non-major students
who are interested in literature
and writing .

Preservation

The first floor of the Union is once again buzzing with activities as
students begin pledging/associatingBU sororities and fraternities. (Voice
photo by Alex Schillemans)

Guest artist to give
lecture, workshop

A lecture/workshop featuring
performance arts will be given by
Amy Cohen in Studio A , first
floor McCormick , beginning
Tuesday March 3.
The lecture will take place at
1:00 p.m. on Tuesday and the
workshops will begin that evening and continue throug h
Wednesday March 4.
Amy Cohen , who is from
Philadelphia , works with many

art forms including performance
art , painting , mask making,
drawing, writing, music , and
theatrical design. Her versatility
will present students will a broad
range of experiences.
For further information , call
Carol Burns from the Art Department at 389^187 or Tim Carlson
from the Theatre Department at
389-4287.

Five Bloomsburg University students were recently selected to leadership positions in the Air Force
ROTC Cadet Corps. From the left , the name, corps position, major , and hometown of each cadet are
Mark Pritz, Commander, Computer Science, Mahoney City; Nereido Salgado, Arnold Air Society Commander, Earth and Environmental Science, Philadephia; Laura George, Recruiting, Art, Allentown; Susan
Eck, Directo? of Operations, Mass Communications, Williamsport; David Lesko, Resource Manager,
Computer Science, Allentown. Cadets Lesko and Salgado are also Air Force ROTC scholarship winners.

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charge to the show for the public.
For further information and a
conference brochu re, contact:
The Preservation Fund of Pennsylvania , 2470 Kissel Hill Rd.,
17601;
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Lancaster ,
717-569-2243.

CGA committee reviews
budgets for next year

Pick up
Upward
Bound
applicatio ns

At the meeting , conducted by
CGA Treasurer Jodi Vandergrift ,
committee members examined
itemized budgets and proposed
cuts or changes in order to remain
within its bud get.
The overall CGA budget increased this year by 3.5 percent.
Because of this increase ,
organizations generally received
3.5 percent more in funding.
The adjusted bud gets will be
returned to the organizations who
will be able to explain or justif y
their expenses at the Bud get Appeals meeting scheduled for April
4.

by Susan Fallows
Staff Writer
The CGA Bud get Committee
reviewed the bud gets of campus
organizations seeking funding for
next year at the first committee
meeting Saturday .
The committee is made up of
the CGA Executive Board , newly elected officers , two elected
senators ,
and
three
administrators- Dean of Student
Life Robert Norton , Director of
Student Activities Dr. John
Trathen , and Comptroller for
Community Activities David
Hill. _

Applications are now being accepted for tutor-counselors for the
Upward Bound 1987 summer
program.
Call the Upward Bound Office
at 389-4280 or stop by Old
Science Hall , room 12 for more
information.
Deadline for applications is
March 13.

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Seals telethon will be broadcast
live from the McCormick Services Center TV studios on Service Electric Cable TV , Inc.,
channel 13, from 5 p.m. to 10
p.m. on Sunday , March 8.
Remote segments of the
telethon will be aired from the
Toddle House restaurant. The
public will have the opportunity
to stop by and say hello on
camera and make contributions ,
according to Tom Joseph , BU's
television services director.

The telethon , sponsored by 12
Bloomsburg merchants and
scheduled to be seen in a fivecounty area, will be hosted by
WHLM disc jockey Bob Gale,
Jerry Stropnicky of the
Bloomsburg Theatre Ensemble,
and BU student Vernon
Rochester.

Coup named outstanding
biology student at BU r—
Bloomsburg University senior
Roger Coup has been named the
outstanding biology student for
the 1986-87 academic year by a
faculty committee from the
Biological and Allied Health
Sciences Department of the
university .
"The committee selects one
outstanding student
each
year , "said Louis Mingrone ,
departmental chairperson. ' 'Coup
is an excellent student with an inquiring mind and is well deserving of the recognition. "
After graduating from Milton
Area High School in 1978, Coup
entered the wildlife technology
program at the DuBois Campus
of Penn State where he received
an associate degree in forestry in
1983. Prior to enrolling at BU in

the fall of 1984, he worked as a
veterinary technician.
In his bachelor of science
degree program at BU , Coup has
been working with Professor
Thomas Klinger in studying the
feeding behavior of sea urchins
and will soon begin a study of the
effects of acid water conditions
on trout.
Following graduation , Coup
plans to work as a field sampler
for the Pennsylvania Department
of Agricultu re and pursue a
graduate degree. Eventually, he
would like to enter the field of
wildlife research with a special
interest in areas of mammal
and/or bird behavior.
He is the son of Betty S. Coup
of Milton.

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All proceeds from the telethon
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amount of funding to be given to
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group that brings the Celebrity
Artists Series to Bloomsburg ,
stemmed from the trouble
students had getting tickets to
perfomances.
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Sarcasm mistaken for male chauvinism

My
female
roommates
especially enjoyed the condemn
ing editovial excerpt about "Picking up a girl at a party for a one
night stand "(a subject never mentioned in the columns in question), as they monitor my activities with females closer and
with somewhat greater scrutiny
than I, and could easily attest to
my personal philanderings.

ple he discussed the articles with
took my columns seriously.
The purpose of writing the
series of columns regarding
"parasitic relationships" was to
deal (satirically and sarcastically,
as I am wont to do) with the
methods that college students
often employ to 'lead people on '.
They then choose to ignore the
emotional damage that these
methods bring while justify ing
their positions (and massaging
their egos).
It was said that I "will never
know the number of people (I) offended on this college campus ".
I believe these people are offended because the subject is dealt
with 'below the surface', where
all kinds of nasty things and
'unmentionables ' can be brought
out , which people care not to
think about.
My purpose in writing this column is to occasionall y deal with
issues that some people might
find
controversial
or
unquestionable.
If people are offended , so be it.
We are all college students

now, and it is time to let go of
Mommy and Daddy 's hand and
examine what is really going on
around us.
I cannot apologize for the ignorance or misinterpretation of
others .
As a writer , I am happy to
receive criticism from others
when it is warranted , accurate,
and shows me to be clearly in the
wrong.
Unfortunately, this editorial
failed to live up to any of these
criteria.
The two-part article cited was
not written by "a Jeff Smith" but
was ori ginally penned by
Squealer 's founding father, a.k.a.
"Artie Rubinstein ", which was
clearly cited in the opening notes
of the Feb. 12 'Squealer 's
Corner ' .
'narrow-minded
My
chauvanistic(sic) views ' apparently didn 't apply only to the male
sex ("And by the way , I think
these same points apply to girls
as well").
Can we say, "contradiction ",
boys and girls?

The only thing that I could
agree upon with Mr. Sauter
(other than the fact that there are
no hostilities between us) is that
"a girl should be handled with
respect and affection ".
I wonder why that was.pnt in
there?
As a writer , I hope that those
people who are "put off" by my
meanderings into the "World of
the Potentially Upsetting and
Revealing " will learn to accept
the overall purpose of the
column.
But for the rest of you , dear
readers , I am grateful for the continuing
support
and
encouragement.

The Eng lish group Duran
Duran , once hailed as the Beatles
of the 80's, are back again with
their new album , Notorious.
Personnel problems have been
hindering this band since John
and Andy Tay lor(not related)
took a leave of absence to do their
highl y successful Power Station
project in early 1985.
Later that year Simon Le bon
and key boardist Nick Rhodes
bounced back with a unique and

high selling album under the band
title Arcadia.
And throug hout all of this ,
Dura n Duran fans have been
searching for drummer , Roger
Tay lor , who is reportedl y
p h ysicall y unable to p lay
anymore .
In early 1986 Simon Le bon
and bassist John Tay lor decided
it was time to get "the boys "
back together again , but Andy
Tay lor said thanks , but no
thanks(Although he did stop into
the studio for one track). Andy
Tay lor is presently working with

Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols , on
his new solo album.
After all of this mahem , a lot
of good music probably is expected to be found on the new
album. After all , of the band
members matu red musically in
leaps and bounds on their solo
projects. John Taylor became one
of todays hottest funk-pop
bassists. Nick Rhodes became a
very creative keyboardist/song
arranger , and Simon Le bon traded his characteristic "whining
voice" for a more traditional style
of singing.

These are the only "surviving "
members of Duran Duran on the
album. To fill up the rest of the
lineup, they went to Frank Zappa 's stock pile of virtuosos and
pulled out guitarist Warren
Cucarullo. The drumming position went to Steve Ferrone, an incredible studio drummer who has
played with many great jazz
artists.
And now the important
question- How is the new album?
Mediocre at best. The album
starts off with the song
"Notorious ". Tay lor and Fer-

Spring Break vacationers
heading south to Florida this year
will have the opportunity to sample hot coffee , doughnuts and
good advice about highway safety
and responsible alcohol consumption at Budweiser "Pit Stops '"
located at designated highway
rest areas along major interstate
routes to Florida.
Sponsored in conjunction with

the state tourism and highway
patrol departments in Indiana and
Georg ia , the Budweiser "Pit
Stops " will be open each of the
three busiest Spring Break travel
weekends (March 6-8; 13-15;
20-22), and are located off Interstate 65 near Henryville , Indiana; 1-75 in Valdosta , Georgia ,
and 1-95 in Savannah , Georgia.
This is the fourth consecutive

year for the program.
Last year , Rick Smith , special
assistant to the administrator of
the U.S. Transportation Department , kicked off the opening of
the Henryville "Pit Stop ," pouring coffee and serving doughnuts
to those first visitors.
Two years ago, Indiana Governor Robert D. Orr visited the
Henryville "Pit Stop " and
greeted many of those vacationers
who stopped for a snack.

Dave Burian
My mysterious disappearance
f rom Monday 's issue was not of
my own doing, as the disc I spen t
poring over last Friday night
somehow got erased. I will attempt to recreate it 's contents
despite these adversities.
Since I am unable to reply to
the complaints that were lod ged
against me on the editorial page .
I feel I must respond (albeit
regretfull y) in my own column.
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a good laugh (along with several
faculty members) when I realized that Mr. Sauter and the peo-

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"A CarVern Production "

ballad showing off Le bons new
found voice , and "Hold Me", a
dance oriented tune and the ony
upbeat song not "infected" with
the "Notorious " style.
A song worth noting on side
two is "Winter Marches On ", a
return trip to the keyboard styles
of Arcadia.
I feel there was the potential for
a knockout album with the musicians that showed up to record
this album. Instead there seems
to be a lack of diversification
within the style of the new Duran
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These Dutch gifts can be found in The Small Mall in downtown Bloomsburg.(Voice photo by
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New gift shop opens in town

by Missi Menapace
Staff Writer

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rone combine talents to create a
good , danceable funk sty le ,
reminiscent of Chic of the 70's.
This is the sound throughout
the entire album , probabl y
because Chic veteran Nile
Rodgers did the producing, and
here lies the problem .
Most of the songs keep reverting back to the "Notorious "
style. The onl y songs worth
noting other than "Notorious "
are "American Science " featuring a guest apearance by former
member Andy Tay lor , "A Matter of Feeling ", a good love

The new Dutch Land Gift
House on Main Street offers a
range of products from
homemade jellies to gifts catering to sororities. The giftshop is
an expansion of Melissa
Williams' family jelly farm ,
Boston Farms , located in
Stillwater, Pa.

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from Bloomsburg University in
1978 with a degree in business
administration. She is currently
working on her master's degree.

Williams' family has owned
Boston Farms for eleven years ,
and said her ,"real , live, little ,
gray-haired grandmother" still
|makes old-fashioned jelly.
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family business to Bloomsburg so
she could expand and take advantage of the larger market. The
shop is located in the back of the
Small Mall.

Gift baskets that consist of the
Boston Farm jellies are still the
staple of Dutch Land products.
They make fifteen kinds of jell y ,
ranging from the traditional
flavors of grape, strawberry and
marmalade, to some more exotic
flavors such as tomato-lemon ,
wild
huckleberry
and
blueberry-cinnamon.
Other edible items include
dried fruit and a Dutch Land line
of candy. Prices range from
$3.00 to much higher. Williams
made a basket for $70.00 during
the Christmas holidays.
Dutch Land also stocks gift
items such as decorative baskets ,
mugs, and figurines . Williams

remarked that she will have
special gifts and ornaments
available for Easter and other
holidays.
Williams is also interested in
serving sororities. This week she
will begin to display many
varities and sizes of items featuring sorority logos , letters , and
colors. A few items include swanshaped boxes and china , butterflies and violets .

Sororities can also order gift
baskets in their colors and bearing their letters .
The Dutchland Gift House is
open from 9:30 a.m. - 5:00 p.m.
Monday thru Thursday and
Saturday . It is open from 9:30
a.m.- 9:00 p.m. on Friday.
There will be an open house at
the gift shop the week of March
, featuring door prizes and
tastings. All are welcomed to
attend.

Eddie Money 's career soars

Columbia recording artist Eddie Money 's renaissance year is
continuing into 1987, as his current album , Can 't Hold Back ,
moves closer to platinum status
following gold certification in
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March 4.

tion on MTV , was filmed in Eddie's hometown, New York City. This video finds him driving
in a cab back to his old high
school, reminiscing about the old
days.

Money is scheduled to appear
at Bloomsburg University 's
Nelson Fieldhouse on Wednesday , March 4, 1987 at 8:00 p.m.
His current and upcoming touring schedule reflects the enormous resurgence in popularity the
singer is enjoying .

The action then switches to him
onstage, and again back to the
high school as Eddie wanders
around , stuck in his 1960's prom,
realizing that he can 't go back.
But this current hit , following is
"Take Me Home Tonight " hit ,
proves that he can , and has ,
resurrected his career.

Eddie 's latest single, "I Wanna Go Back'' has quickly reached into Billboard top 20 ,
repeating the same successful pattern as the album 's first single,
"Take Me Home Toni ght ", a top
10 smash.
The music video for "I Wanna Go Back" , now in heavy rota-

Since the end of summer, Eddie Money has spread his time
between many television appearances on shows such as
"Late Night With David Letterman ", "American Bandstand"
and "Solid Gold ", while also
performing as the opening act on
Cyndi Lauper 's "True Colors "

tour. The month of January then
found Eddie traveling to Europe
for his first extensive promotional
tour there in several years.
He is now working across the
United States on his tour. He's
burning up the halls with his old
rock and roll hits like "Shakin",
"Two Tickets to Paradise", and
"Baby Hold On ", interspersed
with material from his latest
release.
There are still a limited number
of tickets available for his show
at Bloomsburg University. All
tickets are general admission and
are $7.50 for those with current
BU ID, and $10.00 for all others.
Tickets are available a
Bloomsburg Univerity 's Kehr
Union; Pro Audio and Record
and Jeanswear in downtown
Bloomsburg ; Wilson 's in
Williamsport; and Susquehanna
and Bucknell Universities. For
more information, call 389-4344.

Dance Marathon is to
Quest sets sights for New Hampshire trip provide help for camp

by Mary Ellen Spisak
Staff Writer

new experience.
"A lot of our courses deal with
helping people deal with building
their self-confidence," Proudman
says.

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will be traveling to the "Heart of;
the White Mountains " in New ;
Hampshire . The date is set for s
March 14 th rough March 20. ;
The tri p will include setting up
a base camp, backpacking and
cross-country skiing. The cost is
$120 per student and $200 per
faculty, staff or community
member. This includes transportation , food , leadership and the !
necessary equipment.
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said , "You spend five days,
geared totally for the beginner , on
snow shoes in the mountains of
New Hampshire , practicing
winter skills. "
According to Proudman , the
trip is for beginners ranging in
ages from 18 to 40.
The group will travel in their
van to Conway , in northern New

Hampshire to spend their first
take for granted what you have. ''
night in a community sleeping
Proudman explains that the trip
area lodge. The purpose of this ,
hel ps you learn what life is all
says Proudman , is , "to discuss
about , and discover thair it 's not
intimidating
or
overand prepare (the people) ."
as difficult,
The first and last nights are
whelming as it looks because anxspent for discussion , preparation
ieties are shared.
" Quest's main purpose is to - ' ¦'arid' firializatons."r"It 's not the
bring people together in an at- same as the Hilto n at Miami
mosphere differe nt fro m that of Beach ," says Proudman , "but it
everyday life and to give them a makes you appreciate and not

Questions may arise as to how
to keep warm , take showers and
how and when you eat. Everyone
wears insulated equi pment and
soap, food and other necessities
are carried in your back pack.
Everyone eats together. Proudman emphasised that eating
together brings people together
and is very supportive.
"Society and culture keep us
out of touch with ourselves ," he
explained , "and peer pressure
has its accepted ways. Trips like
this are for the adventu rous soul.
The most difficult thing to do is
decide. "
If you are the least bit curious ,
please contact Bill ProudmarTat
the Quest office in the basement
of Simon Hall. Stop by or call
389-4323.

by Ted Kistler
Staff Writer

The Kehr Union Program
Board is sponsoring a 25-hour
dance marathon and a 10-hour
mini-dance marathon. The events
will be held simultaneously,
February 27 at 6:30 p.m. and
9:00 a.m., February 28, for the
mini-marathon.
The marathons benefit Camp
Dost , an organization which
sponsors a summer camp for
children with cancer.
Founded in 1983 by Children 's
Oncology Services of Danville
(Ronald McDonald House) ,
Camp Dost provides a week-long
camping experience in the central
Pennsylvania woods for cancer
victims ages five to 18.
Dost is the Hindu word for
friend. Dr. Narayan Shah , in
whose honor the Indian word is
used , heads a team of docto rs ,
nurses and technicians who treat

and care for Dost campers at the
Children 's Hospital Center at
Geisinger.
A full-time staff is maintained
at Camp Dost by physicians and
other medical professionals. AH
staff-time is donated by the people at Geisinger.
Participation in the marathon is
not required to hel p these
children . Spectator 's donations
will be accepted and participants
will be sponsored by hourly rates
or by flat rate pledges.

Dues to be
collected

All seniors who have not already
paid their senior dues— collection
of the dues will take place at Kehr
Union's information desk ..from
Monday , March 2 until Friday ,
March 7. Dues are $!Qq00 .
Checks can be made out to
University Trust.

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Staff Writer

This past Tuesday the
Dance/Mini Concert Committee
proudly presented to Bloomsburg
University the Ben Vaughn Combo. The band is currentl y on the
road promoting their new album
The Many Moods of Ben Vaug hn
on the Restless label.
The group consists of four
members playing bass guitar ,
drums , lead guitar and oddly
enough , an accordian.
The band began playing at 8:30
p.m. in the President 's Lounge
and faced a limited , unenthused ,
yet curious crowd. A short time
later , the "Combo " went into an

Comedian to
appear tonight

This Thursday night , February
26, at 8 p.m., the Program Board
presents Comedy Night with
Rondell Sheridan.
Sheridan , who has been compared to Bill Cosby-only , 20
years younger and 20 pounds
heavier, will be presenting his
own kind of humor in the President 's Lounge.
His comedy has universal appeal. His routine contains satirical
comments about relationships,
religion , parents , and what it 's
like being a kid.
A regular at New York City 's
Improvisation and Comedy
Cellar, Sheridan is in his second
year on the college circuit and has
already been nominated for the
1987 NACA(National Association for Campus Activities) Campus Entertainment Award in the
comedy category .
Sheridan , also an actor , has
been cast in several off-Broadway
productions , commercials for
AT&T, Budweiser , and Levi's
501 j eans, as well s a spot on
Stevie Wonder 's "Part Time
Lover " video.

original piece entitled "Most
Definately Shoppin '", a harddriving tune with a distinct bluesrock feel. At this point Ben
Vaughn displayed his mediocre
blues guitar style.
Eventually the group played
"Susy-Q" , an old CCR tune.
This brought the slowly increasing crowd to a higher level of excitement. In sensing the enthusiasm , Vaughn tried to run
around and play his quitar among
the audience but was unfortunately limited by the length of his
quitar cord .
The band then took a break
which proved to be detrimental
because many people left and
didn 't come back for the rest of
the show. A handful of die-hard s
stayed for the second set which
was highlighted by an impressive
Motown style song called
"Jerks " originally written by an

old Philadel phia group called The
Larks .
The Ben Vaughn Combo closed their performance with
"Louie, Louie " which basicall y
amounted to a 13 minute time
killer but included an eye-opening
harmonica solo by Ben Vaughn.
If there was a problem with this
mini-concert , it was the crowd.
For whatever reasons , the crowd
never amounted to more than 50
or 60 people and the level of excitement never got to the point
that makes a show enjoyable.

In talking with one of the band
members afte r the concert he said
that usuall y they have people ,
"going crazy and dancing on
stage with us. " Because of the
crowd , or lack of one, the show
was basically lame and Ben
Vaughn appeared as little more
than a good garage band.

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RAHOOOOO!!!

CLASSIFIEDS

WHERE IS THE PADDOCK?

CAMP COUNSELORS - Camp Kweebec,
Private , resident , coed . Pa. camp interviewing for general bunk counselorsspecialists: pool director, lakefront ,
ecology, fishing , archer)-. General sports
camp. Contact Mike Gorni
215-667-2123(-t ) or Richie Kane 609-883-3975.
RESORT Hotels, Cruiselines, Airplanes,
Amusements Parks, NOW accepting applications. For more information and an
application; write: National Collegiate
Recreation Service, P.O. Box 8074 ,
Hilton Head , S.C. 29938
SPRING BREAK - DAYTONA BEACH!!
Reduced to S209M Only S109 without
transportation! Includes 7 nights hotel
accomodations on THE BEACH and
much more! Call Karen: 784-4961.

EXCUSE ME , Bob-o still limp?
1 LOVE YOU Tweety! Hope we can see
each other real soon!
TO ALL The Great Sisters of Phi Delta!!
We Love You!! Your Humble , Smiling
Pledges of the 7th.

A QUESTION To The Guys from 'The
Nunnery ' : What is the shortest distance
between two points? A Straight Line.
ALANA - Congrats! We Love Ya!
BIG D. minimized to Big C!

CONGRATULATIONS the 18th pledge
class of Alpha Sigma Tau! We Love Ya!
Ann , B.A., Cheez , and Splash!

PSEA WORKSHOP: Thursday, Feb. 26
Blue Room KUB , 6:00pm-9:00pm.
'Music in the elementary school'. EDGE
Certificates Available. All PSEA members
welcome!

YOOO Scruuumper: Is Andy as big as
the Matterhorn?

TO THE Scrumper: Did Andy have fun
shooshing down your twin peaks?

MERGS-Can 't wait for the weekend at
Niagra Falls. Love, Your two favorite
friends!

LIVE-IN Babysitter needed for summer
months in Ocean City, New Jersey area
to help care for three young boys. S200
per 50 hour week , plus room , board
and car if needed. Must adore children.
Juniors or Seniors preferred. Send recent photo, resume or references to: P.O.
Box 155 Ocean City, NJ 08226 , For further inf ormation call 609-399-2155.

JOE C.-Hope your 21st birthday was
terrific. Meet me at Hess ' on Saturday
or tonig ht , and I'll buy you a drink! An Admirer!

SPLIT ENDS Beauty Salon. IN the alley
behind Berrigans. 10°/° discount to BU
students with college I.D.'s. Walk-ins
welcome.

ANNIE , Good Luck with pledging. If we
can help out at all , let us know ! Love,
Your Housemates!

NO JACKET REQUIRED , Only tanning
oil and a swim suit. Spend Spring Break
at Club Tropic S114 , or Day tona Beach
S109. Price includes 7 night stay, dail y
pool side parties , local discounts , and
all taxes and tips! Call Intercampus Pro gram - 1-800-433-7747. Travel free with
20 or more reservations!
EXPERIENCED typist WILL type at
home. Reasonable rates. 784-4437, Pat
Magda.
ADOPTION - Happil y married couple
wishes to adopt a newborn. Please give
us a chance to be a mom and dad! We
can offer lots of love, a beautiful home
surrounded by a loving family, and a
secure future. Expenses paid. Please call
Marie collect at 718-236-4294.
STUDENTS NEEDED to work for
security for Eddie Money Concert. Apply at Student Activities Office.

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'PIO' Happy 20th! You are the cutest
teddybear I know! Love, L.E.E.

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"Have you noticed that? ... You get stuck
swinging behind some guy who's just
lollygagging along, and sure enough he'll
be wearin' a hat on the back of his head."

D.P.-You can never be lonel y if nature
is with you! Imtiaz AH Taj!

DENISE and Steven , Thank you for
everything! Love you always! M.P.

collegiate camouflage

C.C.-That's a nice basket. Did you make
it out of Bamboo?--I got an A-plus in pot
class! F.S.
SWEETIE PIE , 1 still think about you
and hope that you are happy! Your
Ex-honeybunch!
M.M. Let 's go to the Paddock!
CAN We get arrested again next
weekend?
LISA C.(from Mt. CarmI?), Happy 21st
Birthday!! How about a little 'Pink
Champagne' at the Wooden Nickel? Or
a trip t the Nittany Hotsprings?
ROCKY B., Good Luck on Saturday!!
Your Secret Admirer!(A.C.)
SPROUT, How was PSU? Need any help
with plans for the OSU Man? How
about the oil man? D-Jovi
GOOD LUCK to the seventh pledge
class of Phi Delta. Love, The Sisters !
TO THE MAIN STREET BOYS AND THE
BOYS ON THE HILL and "REGULARS"
- Cocktails at 9 p.m. tonight!! Here's to
the Bull! The Pine Street Suitehearts.

C.G.A. Elections today! This time make
the right choice, write in Jim Fritchman
for C.G.A. President.

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15 Shopper 's consider- 52 Berlin and Wallace , sitting (2 wds.)
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53 Rent
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16 Pedestal part
21 Censure
17 Oliver Twist , for 54 Pillages
of 23 Await decision
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56 "My country
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25 Love , in Spain
18 Actress Martha
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19 Canadian province 57 Suffix: process
29 Kett of the comics
(abbr.)
58 Lose value
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20 Gossip evilly
60 In the bag
34 Infielder Jerry
21 Summarize
61 Foreman
36 Judd Hirsch TV show
22 Live
(revel ) 62 Made time
37 Eternal
24 World War II
63 Secondary artery
38 Studies (2 wds.)
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25 Refresh, as a room
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NIKKI , To our best friend , Have a Happy 19th Birthday ! Love, Lynn & Laurie!

FOR SALE: Spinet-Console Piano
Bargain! Wanted: Responsible party to
take over low monthl y payments on
spinet-console piano. Can be seen locally. Call Mr. White at 1-800-247-3345
EXT. 101.

STOP IN and register for a chance to
win a Nike blow dryer. Split Ends Beauty Salon , drawing date is March 31. No
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"ZelcSa! Cool it! ... The Rothenbergs
hear the can opener!"

WILKA WOMAN, Have you taken care
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Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference Standings (as of Feb, 22)
Men 's BasketbaU
EASTERN
DIVISION
?Millersville
'"Bloomsburg
*Kutztown
Cheyney
Mansfiel d
Shippensburg
West chester
E. Stroudsburg

Conference
W-L
Pet.
13-1
.929
11-3
.786
9-5
.643
8-6
.571
7-7
.500
3-11
.214
3-11
.214
2-12
.143

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W-L
24-3
16-10
16-10
19-8
12-13
8-18
7-19
2-23

Women 's Basketball
EASTERN
Conference
PctDIVISION
W-L
*$Bloomsburg
10-2
-833
*West Chester
10-2
- 833
?Millersville
- 667
8-4
Kutztown
6-6
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E. Stroudsburg
5-7
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-143
Shippensburg
2-12
$Cheyney
-167
1-5
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"Mansfield
0-6

Pet.
.889
.615
.615
.704
.480
.308
.269
.115

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W-L
19.5
16-10
14.7
12-10
11-14
5-16
2-23
0-9

Pet.
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-615
.667
-545
-440
-238
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forfeiting remaining games in 1986-87 season
"Not eligible for post-season due to NCAA Division I status
WESTERN
DIVISION
*$California
*Lock Haven
?Indiana
Edinboro
Slippery Rock
Clarion

Conference
W-L
Pet.
8-2
.800
.800
8-2
6-4
.600
4-6
.400
.300
3-7
.100
1-9

Overall
W-L
16-11
20-7
13-13
" 14-12
8-19
8-17

Pet.
.593
.741
.500
.538
.296
.320

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Leading Scorers
Men
Avg.
Clarence Green , CH 21.4
Dana Zajicek , CA 21.3
Brian White , MA
17.9
Tom Pedersen , WC 16.7
Jose Davis, ED
16.5
Bill Connelly, BL 16.2
Herman Willis , SR 16.0
Joe Miller , CA
16.0
Wil Jones, CH
15.4
Daryl Norfleet, CA 15.4

Leading Rebounders
Men
Avg.
13.2
Brian White , MA
Jonathan Roberts , ES 10.0
Anthony Robinson , CH9.4
9.3
John Fox , MI
9.2
Joe Miller , CA
Ricky Jordan , ED
8.9
Alex Nelcha, BL
8.8
Marty Eggleston , KU 8.3
8.1
George Lee, CH
Mike Matthews , IN 8.1

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Kutztown
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WESTERN
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*Clarion
?Lock Haven
*Slippery Rock
Indiana
California
Edinboro

Overall
W-L
16-8
14-10
7-15
13-12
10-16
9-15

Conference
W-L
Pet.
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8-2
6-4
.600
.500
5-5
.400
4-6
4-6
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3-7
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Pet.
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.520
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Leading Scorers
Women
Avg.
Theresa Lorenzi, BL25.9
Tina Moynihan , SR 21.7
18.3
Sue Brecko , IN
18.2
Tina Brooks , CH
17.3
Patty Gruber , KU
Sandy Stodolsky, CA 16.1
14.9
Fran Metz , KU
14.5
Sue Heckler , MI
Cecelia Rodden , WC 14.1
Bonnie Hawkins , CA 14.0

Leading Rebounders
Avg.
Women
Kathy Aheimer , CA 13.1
Viola Bournes , SR 11.4
Amy Miller , ES
10.7
10.7
Amy Wolf , BL
Valerie Galactic , CA 10.4
Tina Moynihan , SR 9.9
Jenene Herring, CH 9.4
Bonnie Hawkins , CA 9.1
8.9
Kim Gillcrese , ED
8.5
Patty Gruber , KU

Bill Connelly, despite missing a few games because of sickness, is still
ranked 6th in the conference in scoring. (Voice photo by Michelle Young)

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Millersville —
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Track
From page 8

Reach , who finished sixth in the
states, will return to head the
women's team in the sprints. The
current record holder in the three
mile, Brenda Bisset, is also
returning .
Other runners to be watched
closely include Noele Collora ,
Diana Brown (38th in the states
last year) , Karen Lane in the long
jump, Carolyn Brady, Lara Alexander, Ann Murray, Amy and
Andrea Ward, and basketball
star , Theresa Lorenzi.
However, there are some runners that could do just as well as
these do , which would make the
team even more competitive.
They would also benefit from
having a good chance to be highly
rated in the states if only for some
dedication or a failure to handle
the fine line between academics
and extra-curricular activities.

Second
From page 8

placed first with a national qualifying time of 1:51.56.
Other conference placewinners, in order of events, are as
follows:

500-yd. free. - Legg (2nd);
Pfisterer (4th); Malinak (9th);
Kase (10th); Groome (11th);
Maximo (13th) .
200-yd. individ. medley- Roeder
(4th); Leininger (8th) ; Reed
(18th).
50-yd. free- Youndt (7th) .
800-yd. free , relay- Roeder ,
Youndt , Pfisterer , Legg (2nd).
200-yd. free, relay- Gurniak ,
Lohr, Statsko, and Leininger
(2nd).
400-yd.individ. medley- Roeder
(3rd) ; Moyer (7th).
100-yd. butterfly- Youndt (3rd);
Pfisterer (6th) ; Statsko (7th).
100-yd. backstroke- Leininger
(6th); Boland (11th); Maximo

r—Lock Haven

1987 PSAC Men and Women Playoff Pairings
This is college; You would
think you would be able to handle both if you were really interested in putting out and run
tough according to Coach Puhl.
"Their only hurting themselves!"
This is a question of a laziness
and not willing to work hard , to
be truly dedicated , to work 100
percent.
Although there are some rough
edges to work out all over, the
team still has the capability to be
very competitive and do well.
Hopefully, with the support the
team needs and deserves, and
some more effort from those not
working up to their full potential ,
the team will not have much to
worry about.
Let's continue the tradition of
the good old days where championships were the mean, and
share in this limelight at the end
of the tunnel in the near future .

(12th).
200-yd. free. - Pfisterer (4th);
Legg (8th);. Statsko (12th) .
400-yd. medley relay- Legg,
Gurniak , Statsko, Leininger
(2nd) .
1650-yd. free- Groome (4th);
Kase (6th); Malinak (8th); Maximo (9th); Reed (18th).
200-yd. backstroke- Youndt
(2nd , national qualifying time of
2:11.08); Legg (6th); Boland
(8th) ; Maximo (10th).
100-yd. free. - Pfisterer (4th) .
200-yd. breaststroke- Gurniak
(2nd) ; Kase (10th) ; Vought
(13th).
200-yd. butterfly- Moyer (5th) ;
Statsko (9th); Lohr (12th).
400-yd. free, relay- Roeder ,
Leininger , Youndt , Pfistere r
(2nd).
1-meter diving- Cole (12th) ;
Mikalac (13th).
3-meter diving- Cole (9th);
Mikalac (14th).

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Huskies are eliminated f rom p lay off s

Men cagers down Kutzt own. fall to Millersville
by Lincoln Weiss
Staff Writer

Two different ni ghts , two different teams. One team a
rebuilding team, one an established top twenty Divison II team.
Two different results , one good ,
one not so good , but encouraging.
Last Monday ni ght , the PSAC
East playoffs began at the Nelson
Fieldhouse as the Bloomsburg
Huskies hosted and beat the
rebuilding team of Kutztown
University .
The Golden Bears came out
and scored the first five points of
the game , onl y to watch the
Huskies come back and tie the
score at 5-5.
The two teams then exchanged buckets for the next five
minutes until the 14:25 mark with
the score 9-9.
Then the ni ghtmare for Kutztown began , taking the form ol
Bill Connelly. Connelly was fouled , and in desparation , threw the
ball up toward s the basket.
Unbelievabl y, the shot went in ,
and after the free throw was converted , the Huskies were up
12-11 with 11:34 to go.
This three-point play began a
10-2 Bloomsburg run as the
Huskies opened up a six-point
bul ge. The sharp-shooting
Huskies cruised the rest of the
half to a 37-27 lead.

The Golden Bears fought back
early in the second half. Thanks
to the strong inside play of Kutztown 's Marty Eggleston , they
pulled to within seven at 43-36.
Then , the Husky killer known
as Maurice Williams came to life.
After a technical foul was called on Bloomsburg coach Charlie
Chronister , Kutztown scored
twelve points in a row , including
eight by Williams , giving the
Golden Bears the lead with 12:33
left to play .

But the Huskies were not to be
denied that night. They answered
Kutztown 's run with an 11-2
streak of their own , capped off by
probably the most incredible shot
of the year.
" The Huskies had the ball and
had worked down the 45-second
shot clock. They held the ball too
long, forcing Connelly to throw
a desparation shot from about 25
feet out.
That shot hit nothing but net,
and Bloomsburg 's lead increased
to 62-54 with 4:13 to go.
With no other choice , Kutztown was forced into a fouling
strategy . But Bloomsburg never
seemed to miss. They won the
game 70-62 and earned the ri ght
to face Millersville for the East
Division title.
For the game , Connelly led all
scorers with 26 points. Maurice
Williams and Marty Eggleston

paced the Golden Bears with 23
points and 17, respectively .

Last night , the Huskies travelled to Millersville to play the nationall y ranked Marauders.
Millersville , coached by John
Kochan , were ranked second in
Division II and were awarded an
invitation to the NCAA Division
II tournament.
Unfortunately, this was just not
the night for the Huskies as they
fell to Millersville , 87-73. The
usuall y excellent three-point
shooting failed BU early, as they
fell behind right away , 8-2.
The Marauders kept up the lead
until Bloomsburg finall y got its
offense in gear and scored eight
straight points , giving them the
lead , 27-26.
Millersville moved briefly back
into the lead with 6:35 to go, but
the Huskies stormed right back
with a 9-2 run that gave them the
lead again , 42-39. That proved to
be it for Bloomsburg, though , as
the Marauders converted missed
BU shots and turnovers to gain a
47-42 halftime lead.
The Huskies came out in the
second halfdetermined to fi ght ,
and they did close the lead the
MU lead to 56-54 with 14:23 to
play , but suddenly, it was all
over.
Millersville went on a 10-4 run
with great inside work , thanks to

Alex Nelcna playing his man-to-man defense on a Kutztown player on Monday night. Bloomsburg beat
the Golden Bears, 80-72, to earn the right to face the Millersville Marauders. (Voice photo by Michelle Young.)
Tom Gaines and Amos Clay. At
the ten-minute mark , the lead was
66-58.
Give the Huskies credit ,
though , as they never gave up.
Unfortunately, the Marauders
were just the better team as their
lead nver shrank below six
points. In the final 2:28 , MU
outscored the Huskies 10-2 to win
going away , 87-73.

For the year, the Huskies have
nothing to be ashamed of. The
stan was rough for this crew as
they started the season out 6-8,
but played well enough in the
conference to stay in the race for
second place.
Then , it began. These talented
individuals-including
John
Williams from Detroit , Dave
Carpenter from Oreland , Alex

Nelcha from Venezuela , and Joe
Stepanski from LCCC, not to
mention Mai Wilson and Bill
Connelly-began to mold together
into a team , a team that went on
to win 11 of its last 14 games.
No , this team has nothing to be
ashamed of. No , this team is not
a bunch of losers. In this writer 's
coverage of the team , he found
a bunch of winners.

Kocher serves as student-athlete role model to fre shman

by Mike Albri ght
Contributing Writer

With colleg iate softball less
than a month away, most of the
nation 's top pitchers have their
sights set on the strike zone. But ,
that is not necessarily the case for
Bloomsburg University 's Susan
Kocher.
The senior Ail-American from
Camp Hill , while attempting to
polish the repertoire for the start
of the season , is also focusing her
attention on this weekend's Pennsy lvania Conference women ' s
basketball playoffs .
Kocher , owning a career earned run average of 0.32 with 41
wins in 45 decisions during her
three seasons , is also a starting
forward and co-captain for the
BU women 's basketball squad .
For Kocher , a two-sport athlete
at Bloomsburg Tor the last three
years , the basketball team 's suc-

cess this season poses a unique
problem.
"Since we've made it to the
playoffs , basketball practice has
cut into softball practices even
more than in the past. Usually our
season is over by now. " Kocher
said. "Ri ght now , when practice
times don 't conflict , I go to
both . "
"Coach (BU head softball
coach Jan Hutchinson) had emphasized that I throw more this
year , " she said. "In the past,
throwing in the spring was more
relaxed but with no other experienced pitchers coming back ,
pitching has been stressed much
more than before. "
Althoug h basketball takes
precedence now , Kocher indicates she 's been pitching since
Fall practices and estimates she's
missed onl y month of throwing .
"I don 't think I'll be affected
by the runover of the basketball

Junior Joe Stepanski launches a three-point shot against Kutztown.
Stepanski finished with 11 points. (Voice photo by Michelle Young.)

season ," she added . "I get bored chinson and the Huskies
with just practicing all the time. throug hout the last three seasons
I'd rather compete . The games at Bloomsburg.
Along with her outstanding
are what I look forward to and
record and earned run average
what keeps me going . "
The senior hurler may be look- during her career , Kocher has
ing forward to more games-and struck out 326 batters in 304 infield time-this season than in any nings , while walking just 75.
Kocher , who sported a .341
of her three previous ones.
With the loss of two key pit- batting average in 1986 when the
chers from last year 's NCAA Huskies advanced to the NCAA
"Final Four " team that posted a championship round for the first
42-5 record , Hutchinson may be in the school' s history , is also a
forced to use Kocher a lot more solid threat with the bat. She
than before , if the younger pit- recorded 44 hits , 31 runs , five
doubles , two triples, and three
chers can 't do the job .
"Since Susan is our only home runs in 121 at-bats , all
veteran pitcher , she may have to among the team 's best.
Desp ite the loss of several key
pitch a few more games this
season than she is accustomed veterans , Kocher feels the team
can return to the Final Four.
to ," Hutchinson said. "Hopeful"I seriously think we have a
ly, though , we will get some support from our freshman so she
won 't have to carry the entire pitching burden. "
'I feel that I improve it I throw
several straight days. I don 't by Jay Schmader
know if I get stronger or what , Staff Writer
but I feel much better ,'' Kocher
The track and field teams of
said. "I was the only pitcher on
my team this past summer and I Bloomsburg University are
sometimes threw four or five dependent upon hi ghli ghting
games in one day , so I don 't themselves if they wish to be in
believe the extra burden will hurt the limelight.
"It is difficult for us to exme.
Kocher indicates she likes soft- perience the top of the line win
status that was accomplished in
ball better than basketball only
because she feels she is a better the past by some of the past
softball player. However, basket- groups ," said Coach Ron Puhl .
The track team will keep peckball provides a different type of
'outlet ' for releasing her
ing away at individual records
with adaptable and dedicated girls
aggressions.
"In basketball , I'd rather re- and guys , that envy the track and
field banner.
bound and dive for loose balls
The Bloomsburg track and field
than score (she averages 7.3 rehave to face constant
teams
bounds per game compared with
obstacles, such as limited practice
4.9 points). It's more of a team
times for facility use, and the ingame and is more physically
ability to put track and field
demanding, " she said.
"She's a tough competitor who athletes on scholarship. Even so,
is an extremely important role the Huskies have lived with not
player for us ," said the Huskies' receiving the advantages of being
a hig hlighted program.
first-year head coach Joe Bressi.
"We have people who can score , ' "It appears , at the present
but her role is so vital to what the time, BU is to be blessed with
some fine young men and women
team is trying to do. With the
playoffs coming up, she will have willing to sacrifice , adapt and adto be a leader for us because she's just to stress and j ust plain and
simply, will , 'Go for it ' in the
been there before and she knows
hopes of achievement to set per-/
what the pressure is about. "
sonal records , some new team
"Pitching is different than
records , get. to states, and maybe
basketball ," Kocher added.
qualify for nationals," he added.
"Although softball . is a team
On the men's team there appear
game, when I'm pitching it is ju st
to be some good athletes. In the
me against the batter. "
sprints , Derrick Hill , R. T.
Kocher versus the batter has
Thomas. Nelson Barr and Wilbur
been almost a sure bet for Hut-

chance to go back ," she said .
"We still have enoug h seniors on
the team who have been there and
know what it takes and should
help us out a lot. "
Even with all of this on-field
success, Kocher has managed to
be just as successful in the
classroom.
A 3.2 student (on a 4.0 scale)
in mass communications, she attribute s her success to time
management.
"Since most of my nights at
this time of year are taken up at
practices , I try to get all of my
work done in the afternoons ,"
she added. "Plus , it helps that it
is still early in the semester and
I haven 't had many tests yet. I
tend to do better (with grades) inseason because I know I have to

get the work done. "
In addition , Kocher is a games
management student coordinator
in charge of getting student
workers to staff the concession
stands and ticket booths during all
home athletic events.
"We (she and her roommmate
Carla Shearer , also a member of
the women's basketball team)
have to make sure there are plenty of workers for all of the events
and must stay around to supervise
on nights when we don 't have a
game," she said.
So, whether it 's throwing
strikes, grabbing rebounds or
even finding enough people to sell
hot dogs at the games, Susan
Kocher enjoys doing what it takes
to get the job done.

Reid seem to be the best , while
Gig Young is a standout in the
quareter-mile.
In the half-mile, Mike Marlow
and Greg Hedeman hold
Bloomsburg 's best hopes.
In the discus the best thrower
is Tom Armithge, while in the
high-hurdles Eugene Hill is very
competitive. John Rockmore and
Bruce Linton hold their own in

the triple jump.
The best of the distance runners
thus far are Don Young, Dan
Yeady and Carl Wiggins. John
Walker and Brian Hagar tie down
the high jump and pole vaulting
chores.
The women's team also seems
to have a lot of talent if they can
put forth the needed effort . Linn

by Kirsten Leininger

100-yard backstroke in 1:00.39
and freshman Deb Legg in the
1650-yard freesty le in 17:54.2.
The 200-yard medley relay
team of Youndt , Gurniak ,
Roeder , and Karen Pfisterer also

Track teams ready for season

See TRACK, page 7

Swimmers takesecond
Staff Writer

The women 's swim team
finished their 1986-87 season by
taking second place at the Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference championships held last
week at Indiana University .
National champions Clarion
took first.
"It was a great ending to a
great year , " said Coach Dave
Rider.
Indeed it was. The team captured five conference titles ,
qualified for Division II nationals
in two more events , and swam
several personal best times.
Winning conference titles were
junio r Beth Roeder in the
200-yard butterfly in 2:08.5 and
sophomore Carol Gurniak in the
100-yard breaststroke in 1:08.75.
Also taking titles were
freshman Kim Youndt in die

See SECOND, page 7

INTRAMURAL CORNER
FEBRUARY 26:
-Women 's intramural
floor hockey rosters due at
5:00 p.m.
MARCH 2:
- Women 's Intramural
Floor Hockey Clinic in
Centennial Gym at 3:30
- Women 's Intramural
Pickleball begins at 4:00
- Men 's Intramural Foul
Shooting begins in Nelson
Fieldhouse at 9:00