Soviets express 'disappointment'
in issues of recent Reagan speech

by John M. Goshko

LA Times-Washington Post Service

A top Soviet Fore ign Ministry
official expressed disappointment
Monday ni ght at President
Reagan 's speech to the United
Nations , say ing he had expected
a more positive statement after
two days of "constructive " talks
between Soviet Forei gn Minister
Edward Shevardnadze and
Secretary of State George P.
Shultz.
"I must say frankl y I' m disappointed at what I' ve heard today , " Soviet Deputy Forei gn
Ministe r Vladimir Pet rovsky said
at a press conference. "After the
had
in
dialogue
we ' ve
Washington and which was
overall constructive , we were expecting a statement that would
reflect that fact. What we heard
is bound to create , I would say,
a very negative attitude. " (In
Moscow , the Soviet news agency Tass also attacked Reagan ' s
speech , say ing it tried to justif y
a "destructive forei gn policy "
and sought "unilateral advantages
for the United
States , "
Washington Post correspondent
Celestine Bohlen reported.)
Petrovsk y said the speech was
especiall y disappointing coming
at the time of a "historic event. "

the successful conclusion of
negotiations in Stockholm for an
East-West accord on European
security.
"This sp irit was not dul y
reflected in the president 's statement , " Petrovsk y said, adding
that Shevardnadze "has a ni ght
to look at " Reagan 's speech and
can be expected to respond when
he addresses the U . N . Genera l
Assembl y on Tuesday.
Petrovsk y sing led out for
criticism Reagan ' s proposals on
the Strateg ic Defense Initiative
and a nuclear test ban. On SDI ,
Petrovsk y said . "What is being
proposed by the president is the
legitimizing of the 'Star Wars '
prog ram. Our approach is quite
different. We propose that the
arms race in space be stopped .
. . we are proposing instead of
'Star Wars ' a program of star
peace. "
Petrovsk y called Reagan 's proposals for a threshold test ban and
a treaty on peaceful nuclear explosions "at least five years old"
and added, "What is being proposed to us is not to put an end
to nuclear testing but to live with
nuclear testing. "
Petrovsk y said there are improved prospects for an agreement on medium-range missiles
in Europe. "In our assessment.

the problem of eliminating
medium-range missiles in Eu rope
and in the European reg ion is
becoming a very promising
area. "
He said the Soviet Union is
calling for. the elimination of
American and Soviet mediumrange missiles in Europe with the
understanding that British and
French missiles would not be increased. At the same time , he
said , the Soviet Union is against
"the perpetuation of missiles in
the Asian zone. "
"Our assessment of the recent
exchanges in Washington is that
there is a chance to narrow the
gap on medium-range missiles-that this negotiation is a promising one , " Petrovsk y said.
Washington Post correspondent Bohlen added from
Moscow:
Tass said Reagan 's appeal for
continued dialogue with Moscow
was "accompanied by new antiSoviet insinuations over the
Daniloff affair " which serve to
"poison the atmosp here of
Soviet-Amrican relations. "
Reagan said at the United Nations that the case of Nicholas
Daniloff , the U. S. News & World
Report correspondent arrested
here on Aug. 30, had cast a
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The latest renovation on campus; a walkway through the BU rock garden.

Greek lif e takes new attitude
by Kell y McDonald
tor the Voice

Steps to have fraternities and
sororities at BU develop a more
constructive atmosphere to interact in a closer relationshi p with
the university, their off-campus
nei ghbors and among each other
have been announced by Dean
Robert Norton.
In a letter to the Greek
organizations. Norton said that

this new effort was needed to
enhance the academic and civic
development
of
their
membershi ps.
He mentioned that concerns
about the organizations have been
received from parents , faculty ,
students and townspeple.
"One of the main concerns is
alcohol abuse, along with its inherent liability , " said Norton.
As a result of alcohol , hazing ,
and pledging concerns , the greek

1 was careless/ U.S. District
Judge tells impeachment p anel
by Robert L. Jackson

LA Times-Washington Post Service

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BU students, Joe Paglia and Michelle Lesho , enjoy the nightlife and each other at the Bloomsburg
Fair, which runs through Saturday.

Phony doctor 's call almost kills AIDS patient
by Nieson Himmel

LA Times-Washington Post Service

An AIDS patient sli pped into a
near coma and "could have died "
after a man claiming to be his
doctor called St. John 's Hosp ital
in Santa Monica , about 12 miles
west of Los Angeles , to order a
change in the patient ' s medication , police said Monday .
"This is being investi gated as
an attempted minder , " Santa
Monica Police Sgt. Russ Martin
said. "The person who called in
and claimed to be his doctor was
not , and the medication given to
the patient was potentiall y fatal .
. . "I've never heard of this happening before. "
"The patient 's real doctor

denied he made such a call , " Lt.
Jim Dawson added . Dectectives
are investi gating the incident as
a case of attempted murder ,
Dawson said , because the
medication g iven the patient was
potentiall y fatal.
Police said a man called a nurse
caring for the 49-year-old patient
at 11:25 p.m. Saturday . The
caller identified himself as the patient ' s doctor , discussed the patient 's condition and then ordered
a change in medication.
After being given the new
medication , the patient began
sli pping into a coma earl y Sunday , Dawson said.
Hospital staff members were
able to revive him , and police
said he was out of danger Mon-

day and no longer threatened by
effects of the medication.
The patient , his actual doctor
and the nurse who received the
call ordering the change in
medication were not identified.
"We are concerned and anxious to resolve this matter , but
until the investi gation has been
comp leted and until we have had
an opportunity to review all of the
facts involved , we can make no
further comment , " hospital
spokesman Armen Markarian
said.
AIDS is an incurable condition
that cri pp les the body 's diseasefi ghting immune system , leaving
its victims vulnerable to a variety of life-threatening infections
and certain cancers .

U.S. District Jud ge Harry E.
Claiborne acknowledged at his
Senate impeachment hearing
Monday that he had onl y "a
haphazard system " for keep ing
records of money he received in
deferred legal fees , a practice that
led to his income tax evasion
conviction.
But Claiborne, in his second
day on the stand , maintained that
he should not be removed from
his post as a Las Vegas federal
jud ge because , he said , he did not
willfull y violate U.S. tax laws.
"I p lead guilty to being
careless in my own persona)
business , " Claiborne testified.
As proceedings before a special
12-member impeachment panel
neared conclusion, the 69-yearold jurist contended that he relied
too much on tax accountants who
prepared his 1979 and 1980 income tax returns. Claiborne was
convicted of under-reporting his
income for those two years b y
more than $106,000 .
Although he went to jail last
May , Claiborne is facing impeachment , the first such Senate
proceeding in 50 years because he
has refused . to resi gn his
$78 ,700-a-year jud geshi p, a
lifetime appointment. He is the
first sitting federa l jud ge in
history to be imprisoned for
crimes committed while on the
bench.
Under cross-examination by

Campus parking
decals available
Ken Weaver , chief of Law Enforcement at BU , said parking
decals are now available for commuting students, staff , and faculty
and urges that decals be pickedup and placed on automobiles as
soon as possible.
Mr. Weaver said that Campus
Security is now implementing
tickets for parking violations. The
Law Enforcement office is open
24 hours-a-day.Anyone applying
for a decal should bring his or her
automobile registration card and
B.U. I.D. card.

Nicholas Chabraja , who was appointed as prosecutor by the
House , Claiborne said that he
failed to note a tax preparer 's error that listed him as receiving
$22 ,300 for 1979 in legal fees for
tasks that he had performed as a
private attorney in previous
years. The jud ge testified that the
correct figure should have been
at least $41,000 , nearl y twice the
reported amount.
"I often signed blank returns
over the years , " Claiborne said ,
"I never should have been as
careless with my returns as I
was.
When asked by Chabraja if he
was motivated by "sheer greed , "
Claiborn e replied in a choked
voice: "No. of course not. There
is not one thing in my personal
or professional life that would indicate I am a greedy man. "
Claiborne acknowledged that ,
after he became a jud ge , he lost
precise count of some checks that
he had received in deferred legal
fees because he often cashed them
in Las Vegas casinos rather than
depositing them in his bank account , which had been his
previous practice.
He said that he needed large
sums of cash to pay transient
laborers who were remodeling his
home and denied government
allegations that he was trying to
conceal some of his income.
Another witness , tax accountant Jerry Watson , was asked by
Sen. Howell T. Heflin , D-Ala.,
whether he or Claiborne bore
ultimate responsibility for the
other tax return in question , for
1980.
"The final responsibility rests
with the taxpayer , " Watson
replied. "But this should not have
been a criminal matter. This was
a regrettable error , but it should
have been handled by the Internal Revenue Service throug h a
civil audit proceeding, which
would have resulted in Judge
Claiborne paying additional taxes
plus a five percent negli gence
penalty ."
Claiborne has charged that his
income tax mistakes were exr
ploited by federal law enforcement agents in Nevada , who he
had said were seeking to discredit
him.

councils have issued some
specifi c policy changes.
They include: Alcohol cannot
be served or made available at
any rush activity on or off campus: pled g ing activities will not
take p lace between the hours of
8 a.m. and 6 p.m. on Sunday ;
pledges are limited to a maximum
of three hours at organization
tables in Kehr Union ; and hazing
in any form that produce mental
or physical discomfort , embarrassment or ridicule is prohibited .
These changes are in addition
to the policies , rules and
guidelines currentl y appearing in
the Greek manual.
"Violations of these policies
will result in immediate termination of that organization 's pledging and association , program.
Norton said. "This termination
w i l l c o n t i n u e u n t i l an adminslrative hearing can be held
to
determine
appropriate
disci plinary action. "
The administrative hearing involves representatives from the
interfraternity and intersorority
councils , Greek advisory board
and student life staff.
Norton and the student life staff
feel that Greek life can be a viable
learning experience for students
both educationall y and sociall y.
Also Greek life can have a
positive impact on the environment of the university as well as
a force that can be instrumental
in fostering improved town
relations.

Weather & Index

Peter Tork performs at
The Bloomsburg Fair 's
Monkees concert. See
Monday's issue of The
Voice for an extended
story on the Fair.
CAS is sponsoring Voter
Awareness Week to instill
participation in students.
Story on page 3.
Jeff Cox and company
predict this weekend's pro
football outcomes.
See page 6.
Today 's forecast: Increasing clouds, chance of afternoon and evening showers.
High in the 70s. Weekend
forecast: Partly cloudy,
chance of showers.
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A 'misunderstanding '

It should never have occurred

Editorial

"...In this particular case, there
was a misunderstanding about
who would pay what and how
much , basically. " (The Voice ,
Sept. 18, 1986) This statement
was made by Alumni Affairs
Director Doug Hi ppenstiel in explanation as to why the receipts
from the president 's almost four
week family vacation were initially sent to the Alumni Association
to be charged against the Alumni Chapters ' account , an account
used to cover the costs of Alumni functions and occasionally send
someone to represent the Alumni Association. Bloomsburg
U n i v e r s i t y President Harry
Ausprich
concurred
this
statement.

While in Florida , the president
attended one alumni luncheon.
The "misunderstanding " occurred when ' receipts from the
president 's vacation were sent to
the Alumni Association for payment. What is confusing is how
a "misunderstanding " like this
can even be made?
The expenses , excluding the
$88 for the alumni luncheon ,
were incurred by his family. Had
the president travelled to Florida
in March with Hi ppenstiel to attend the alumni chapter meetings ,
his entire tri p would have been
ri ghtfully charged to the Alumni
Association. To send his famil y 's
expenses to the Alumni Association is unbelievable. The Alumni Association should never have

even seen those receipts.
The word "misunderstanding "
opens the door for speculation.
Did Ausprich reall y believe expenses for his family 's vacation
would be paid for by the Alumni
Association because he attended
one alumni chapter luncheon?
There should have been no
question at all as to who would
"... pay what and ho w much... "
But the question was raised and
now it becomes a matter of ethics
-whether or not the university
president 's famil y vacation expenses would be paid by the
Alumni Association.
This episode leads to yet
another question-will this incident occur again?

In today s moral
climate, law is a game

by George Will
Editorial Columnist
WASHINGTON -Robert Service, the lawyer who is protagonist of Louis Auchincloss '
new novel , "Diary of a Yupp ie , "
keeps flowers in his ofice
"because they are my idea of
what is at once civilized and
savage. " The legal profession, as
he practices it. is decidedl y more
the latter than the former.
Many Americans feel that
lawyers are morall y problematic.
That notion is writ large in NBC's
new series , "L.A. Law ." Such
distrust of the legal profession involves uneasiness about some national premises.
Lawyer-bashing was a literary
sport long before Dickens '
"Bleak House. " Television is
always imitative and "L.A.
Law " plumbs the (we are supposed to assume) shallows of
lawyers ' souls as they misbehave .
stirring up conflict to stir up
business. Such lawyer dramas
often are football for the
psycholog icall y sedentary—outlets
for emotional aggression. Our
adversary system of law can . of
course , be much grander than the
"L.A. Law " caricature of it.
And even the most reptilian
characters in "L.A. Law " are
not as interesting ly dislikable as
Robert Service.
Butter would not melt in his
mouth , from which come selfassessments that are astringentl y
unflattering , yet complacent. Service (note the droll choice of a
name: Auchincloss leaves no
stone unthrown in laboring his
point) is under 40. He thinks,
dispassionatel y: "I guess you
have to have been born afte r
World War II to be a real
skunk. "
But the questions that interest
Auchincloss, and make lawyering
so interesting, go to the heart of
American values. They are : Is
there an "ethic of selfinterestedness "? Are there mora l
restraints on such an ethic?
A fictional lawyer is a useful
foil for exploring those questions
because a lawyer is paid to be an
energetic servant of , not a moral
auditor of , his client ' s interests .
Service 's "Diary " of selfabsorption begins , suitabl y, with
the first person singular pronoun:
"I have been working such long
hours on this last corporate
takeover.... " An older lawyer

disapproves of the takeover trade:
"The old robber barons at least
covered our land with rails and
factories. But their successors
simply devour one another. " But
the older man has a bleak anthropolog ical exp lanation for
young lawyers ' enthusiasm for
takeovers : "Maybe its your
generation. God is dead , and the
frontier is gone, and there are no
wars to fi ght , and a man must still
use his fangs and claws. After all .
there has to be some fun in life!"
When the older lawyer objects
to Service 's use, on a client 's
behalf , of damag ing personal information scavenged fro m an
adversary 's wastcbasket . Service
asks: "Isn ' t it our duty to use
every fact at our disposal?"
Repelled by the older lawyer ' s
fastidiousness. Service betrays his
old firm by founding a new one
for fi erce young lawyers " who
would do anything for a client
that could be lawfully done. "
Service says that in today ' s
mora l climate , law is a game. The
game has strict rules , the breaking of which involves penalties
but no mora l opprobrium, any
more than it is considered immoral to be offside in football.
Money is power and power involves moral responsibility , so
the pursuit of money is subject for
serious
literature ,
and
Auchincloss has made it his
specialty . His story of the yupp ie
lawyer raises a question especially pertinent in a conservative
decade: If free markets are moralsocial
arly mandatory
rangements , should they be free
from all but minimal mora l as
well as governmental regulation?
The central q u e s t i o n of
American life concerns the moral
limits on an ethical princi ple: The
princi ple is the pursuit of happ iness throug h the exercise of
self-interest. American public philosop hy and rhetoric has
a l w a y s featured a breezy
frankness and an easy conscience
agressive
selfabout ,
interestedness. The Constitution
uses a physics of interests
(separation of powers ; rival institutions checking and balancing
one another) to regulate social
aggression.
But Americans are and oug ht
to be permanentl y uneasy about
the question of limiting aggression on behalf of private inte rests .
The uneasiness often expresses
itself in dep ictions of lawyers as

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especiall y amoral , as hired guns
offering alleg iance onl y to the
hi g hest bidders.
However , the swinish behavior
of some characters in '"L.A.
Law , " and the minimalist ethic
(anything not illegal is permissible) of Auchincloss ' yupp ie, are
especially repellent precisel y
because there is a hi gher ethic imp licit in the log ic of the law . just
as a controlling ethic is inherent
in the practice of medicine.
Medicine has a morall y directum goal : health. The controlling
objective of the law is justice. It
is served, not mocked, by an
adversary process because that
process has evolved an elegant
ethic of reasonableness (particularl y. 1 fidelity to precedent) ,
and professional standard s of due
process in serving clients.
Looking down on others is the
lazy person ' s path to self-esteem.
Scorning lawyers is a luxury enjoyed by persons whose moral
self-satisfaction derives fro m living down to standards less exacting than those by which most
lawyers
strive
to
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'Playboy' image of perfection
is only the fantasy of
adolescent boys of all ages
by Tom Miller
Editorial Columnist
Having witnessed first-hand
this past week the process
whereby at least a few of the
"homecoming sweethearts " arc
selected , it occurs to me that there
is something very wrong with the
attitude toward women which
many men share and the rather
narro w definition of beauty which
prevails.
One acquaintance of mine , part
of a committee to select a
sweetheart for his organization ,
was told by a club officer , "I
don 't care who she is as long as
she is blonde , has bi g — , a nicc— . and long legs. " The committee member then asked if it was
reall y essential that she be blonde.
Another guy suggested that the
search beg in by grabbing a tape
measure and interviewing likel y
prospects. One sweetheart was
selected after being picked from
her photo in what one'fellow called "The Pig Book "/which I
have since learned was a
reference to the f r e s h m a n
directory .
I am hard pressed to exp lain
such altitudes and comments ,
especially knowing as I do that I
am often guilty of them myself.
Such as this is the stuff doctoral
thesis are made of. Perhaps one
exp lanation, thoug h , lies in the
degrading image of womankind
as portrayed in so-called men 's
magazines such as Play boy
(which I read onl y in order to
know what the enemy is up to).
Playboy and its imitators en-

courage an attitude of disrespect
and thinly .veiled contempt toward
women under the guise of admiring beauty . Ironicall y it is
Playboy and the "teen-age summer sex comedies " which I
believe do the most damage to the
general population. The hard core
sex mags and films are less subtle , less sociall y aceptable and
more easil y recognizable for what
they are.
The Playboy image of perfection is a g irl with "perfect "
36-24-36 proportions , a chest
which defies gravity, and long
legs topped off by a flawless face
bearing a ridiculous expression
much like that of a 14-ycar-old
g irl trying to, look sexy. But one
social philosop her has said that
this is not the ideal mate for a
grown man , but the fantasy of
adolescent boys of all ages.
The Playboy image , emphasizing the physical above all else ,
imply ing that the parts are greater
than the whole and that beauty or
sensuality can be measured by
greater girth in one place and less
in another has been the cause of
much misery , not to mention sell
delusion. It would be funny if it
were not so sad when averagelooking guys refer to averagelooking g irls as "dogs. " Many
males I know , unwilling to settle
for "less than the best " prefer to
do without , thus condemning an
equal number of females.
Related to this is the current
ridiculous emphasis on thinness ,
particularl y for girls , and the
resulting eating disorders such as
bulimia and anorexia nervosa.

While perhaps fewer than one in
ten coeds arc really overwei ght
(as far as I am concerned), 19 out
of 20 think they are. Jokes about
the "freshman 15" (and 20 and
30) abound. In the dining hall
g irls are not even permitted ice
cream tor dessert without becoming the butts of cruel joke s. At a
recent showing of the ".summer
sex comedy " Revenge of the
Nerdsx the audience erupted in
laug hter when the genuinel y rotund "Phi Mu " sorority appeared
on the screen, and called out
remarks expressing the supposed
resemblance of the Phi Mu 's to
a certain Bloomsburg sorority .
I haven 't suddenl y become a
prude , much less a crusader for
feminism , but I have suddenly
become weary of the leering,
snide , sexist type of behavior
which has , I think , become increasing ly fashionable in recent
years . I am particularl y cognizant
of my own behavior since I
recentl y learned that I had
unknowing ly offended someone
I like and respect very much.
There is no excuse for boorish
behavior , inside the locker room
or out.
This is not a call for the
leopards to change their spots
overni ght (most never will) and
I am certainl y no good example
(as those who know me will
agree), but it is an attempt to increase awareness of what I have
come to believe are harmful and
anti-social attitudes which are at
least part of the cause of many
more obvious social ills.

P
' ay for perfo rmance : cap ricious
competency test: down right insulting
In school districts around the
country, teachers have been leery
of "pay for performance " plans
they considered capricious and of
competency tests they felt were
downright insulting . But the point
of both is a good one: weeding
out bad teachers and awarding the
best the pay to keep them in the
profession. Once a sound and fair
proposal has been produced , for
merit pay in this case, it 's up to
the teachers to understand that it
is in the best interests of the
students they teach to support that
plan.
Fairfax County 's merit pay
plan , which would be the firs t in
the Washington area , appears to
be thoughtful and fair. The county teachers who voted to back it
the other evening are to be commended for their stand .
Fairfax 's merit pay proposal
calls for observation of teachers
in the classroom by their principal , a recognized outstanding
teacher and a c u r r i c u l u m
specialist. The new pay scales ,
graduated to reflect teaching
ability , would be phased in over
six years. Teachers with persistently unsatisfactory ratings
would be fi red , while the most
talented would receive hig her
wages.
Fairness is built into the pro posal. Teachers who do not fare
well in evaluations can get training and advice to improve their

ranking. An appeals board ,
dominated by teachers elected by
the county 's 8,300 teachers , will
be established . The proposal also
calls for considerably hi gher
overall pay scales that will cost
the county $97.5 million over
three years .
This is why the county 's dominant teachers ' association voted
overwhelmingly to support the
merit pay plan. Their vote , in a
heavy turnout , was 4,013 in favor
and 1,247 against. It shows that
a majority of the county ' s
teachers are serious about improving their standards of perfor-

mance. That should comfort both
students and parents.
A smaller teachers ' association , representing 900 county
teachers, opposes the new plan on
the grounds that it gives too much
power to school principals. But
the plan does not give principals
unlimited discretion , and the
structu re of the rating system has
sufficiently broad standards to ensure a fair process. Now the plan
deserves the endorsement of the
county school board and the
board
of
supervisors .
(Editor 's note-the above editorial
appeared in the Tuesday, Sept. 23
Washington Post.)

Workers resent no recognition
Dear Editor ,
We find it hard to believe that
an entire article can be written
about an event without even
acknowled ging the people who
worked so hard to make it
possible.
This letter is in reference to the
article printed 9/18/86 concerning Parents ' Day activities. We ,
the Parents ' Weekend Committee , have worked non-stop since
last semester (including summer
break) to make this the best
weekend ever. Not once in the article does it mention who was
responsible for planning the day 's
activities.
We feel that this applies not only to us but to other committees

as well. For example , the
Homecoming committee. We
aren 't asking for the red carpet to
be rolled out , all we are asking
is to be recognized for our
accomplishments'.
Extremely offended ,
The Parents ' Weekend
Committee

Kudos

Dear Edito r ,
Bigger doesn 't always mean
better , but in the case of The
Voice , it certainly does.
The newest editions of The
Voice show marked improvement
in quality...Congratulations and
keep up the good work !
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experience.
The program , which for most
students is optional , is coordinated by the Academic Coordinator and Cooperative Education Director and administered by
the academic departments. The
program provides opportunities in
business, industry, and the public
sector.
Each academic department has
its own requirements for the program and students wishing to partici pate can contact their department internship coordinator.
These academic coordinators
carefull y supervise each student
through the comp letion of their
cooperative
education
experience.
Working under the direct

supervision of experienced professionals, co-ops develop
positive attitudes to assignments
arid gain responsibility. They also
develop the ability to work productively with their superiors and
co-workers.
Co-op helps develop the student 's thinking and frequentl y intensifies their later study. They
are forced to develop dependence
on their own jud gement , develop
a sense of responsibility to
themselves and
to
their
employers , and build skills in
human relations. The program
stresses a preparedness for a
smoother transition into the world
of work following grauduation.
Currently, there are more
students involved in Co-op than
ever before. It opens doors to
students that were never before
opened and gives them the extra
edge on others . It also helps
develop better relations with the

Sweetheart contest not
just a female affair

by Brian Nahoail
for the Voice
The Homecoming Sweetheart
Contest has become a tradition at
BU and is one of the hi g hli g hts
of the Homecoming celebration.
A lot of people may wonder why
a Sweetheart is picked and not a
Homecoming Queen. "The
reason " says Jim Gilliland , assistant director of student activities ,
"is because the contest is open to
guys too. " However , even
though it is open to guys as well ,
interest has dwindled in the past
few years . "No male student has
entered as a contestant since I' ve
been here , although one student
tried to enter but couldn 't because
of a problem with his cume , "
Gilliland commented. According
to the contest rules you must have
a cume of at least 2.0.
A Homecoming Sweetheart is
chosen to represent BU , to honor
that person as being the best that
Bloomsburg has to offer. This
enhances the public view of
Bloomsburg and encourages stu i n v o lv e m e n t
in t h e
dent
Homecoming celebration.
Primary
elections
for
Homecoming Sweethearts will be
on Monday and Tuesday , October 6 & 7 from 10:00 a.m. 2:00 p.m. in the Union and 4:00
p.m. - 6:30 p.m. in the Commons. The final elections of the
top ten candidates will be on
Monday and Tuesday October 13

& 14 from 10:00 a.m. - 2:00
p.m. in the Union and 4:00 p.m.
- 6:30 p.m. in the Commons.
Elections for the Freshman
Sweetheart will be on October 8
from 11:00 a.m. - 1 :00 p.m. The
top five finalists and Sweetheart
will be announced at the Pep Rally on Friday, October 17 and the
top ten candidates will be posted
at the Information Desk on October 15, the Wednesday before
Homecoming
w e e k e nd .

townpeople.
You can prepare yourself for
the "real world" by actually getting into the place of business and
getting hands-on job experience.
Essentially, Co-op is becoming
the "Wave of the Futu re. "
The Co-op Office is currently
organizing a volunteer program
with students and area associations. This program is designed
to give students experience and
the satisfaction of helping others .
Some of the associations involved in the program include The
Bloomsburg YMCA , Family
Planning, The Social Security
Administration, and The Danville
Head Start , to name a few.
Interested students may contact
the Cooperative Education Office , Room 13, Ben Franklin
Building, at 389-4678. Catch the
wave of the future , experience
Co-op.

Fair goers enjoy the variety of food offered at the Bloomsburg Fair.

CAS sponsors Voter
Awareness Week

Bloomsburg Fair offers health tips
"A person choking on food will die in 4 minutes. You can save
a life using the Heimlich Maneuver ".
Visitors to the 132 annual Bloomsburg Fair during the week of
September 22 thru 27 are invited to visit the Central Pennsy lvania
Lung and Health Service Associations disp lay , which will feature
a 12-minute slide presentation on the Heimlich Maneuver , along with
on-the-spot instruction.
The display will be located in the Farm Museum and will be manned
by volunteers who will be available to answer questions from 10 a.m.
to 9 p.m. daily.
An ample stock of free health publications pertaining to Lung
Disease , as well as pamphlets on smoking and its ' effect on the lungs
will be available for distribution to individuals visiting the Lung
Association booth .

by Ellen Jones
for the Voice
The Commonwealth Association of Students is sponsoring a
Voter Awareness Week on campus from Monday . September 22.
to Friday. September 26. The
main purpose of voter Awareness
Week is to get students to vote.
"The ori g inal p lan was to try
to get some peop le up here on
campus to talk about issues, but
that has fallen throug h . " said Dan
Fedder. vice -president of the
.s tatewide organization ot ' C.A.S.
According to Fedder' . there is
a tabic set up in Kefir Union
where students can reg ister to
vole.
"We ' l l a l s o be s e n d i n g
students out to hit the tables ind i v i d u a l l y in the U n i o n . " said
Fodder.
The C.A.S , 'is . a .statewide
organization which represents ihe
83 .000 students in the state

REALprogram offe rs internship experience
by R.D. Lydon
Staff Writer
The REAL Program is an internship program coordinated and
run by Mr. Charles Laudermilch ,
the campus coordinator of internships. It is a state and university
funded program.
This year , 1986-87 , the pro gram and its reci pients hav e
$20,000 to work with. Applicants
are dealt with on a "first come,
first serve " basis. If you wish to
be considered for a position next
semester, it 's imperative that you
start the processes now , before
it 's too late .
Employers of the student interns under the REAL Program
are any state-related agency and
non-profit
and/or
private
organizations. The intern is not

that time , funds , and positions are
available but limited.

paid by the employers but by the
state and the university .
There are many benefits for
students who would like to be a
part of the REAL Program. You
will be paid minimum wage,
$3.35/hour.. Also , you will
receive college credit hours from
your sponsoring department
within the university . And most
importantly, you will be gaining
f i r s t- h a n d
experience and
knowledge which can give you an
edge in your college career and
after you graduate; it could be the
experience you need to get
yourself started.
If you are interested in the
REAL Program , contact Mr.
Charles Laudermilch. His office
is located in the McCormick
Building, rm 2136. His phone is
389-4244 . Please keep in mind

Reagan speech
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over
superpower
relations.
Tass described Reagan ' s
speech as largely a repetition of
old policies and dismissed his
"new proposals " as one-sided.
The Tass account focused on
the arms contro l elements of
Reagan 's speech , which it said ignored Soviet initiatives and offered "cuts in stra tegic offensive
armaments that would obviously
put the Soviet Union at a disadvantage. "

Physics granted
research funds

The physics department of
Bloomsburg University has been
awarded grants totaling $60 ,690
to study the influences of water
vapor and li g htning on the electrical properties of the upper
atmosphere .
Research w i l l beg in t h i s
September with an initial grant of
$30,345 awarded by the National
Science Foundation.
James Moser, BU associate
professer of p hysics and princi pal
investi gator of the project , said
part of the research effort will be
coordinated with the Communications and Space Science
Laboratory at Penn State.
Moser will use a computer to
record and anal yze various kinds
of electronic signals from the
radio receivers to be located in
Hartline Science Center.
Aided by t h i s c o m p u t e r
analysis , Moser and his students
will interp ret the results of these
measurements.

Forensics to host tournament on Saturday
by Missi Menapace
for the Voice
Speech competitors from BU
will be joined by over 70 other
speakers for the "Th rough the
Looking Glass " forensics tournament this Saturday. The competition is the first tournament for
novice speakers to be hosted by
Blooomsburg University 's Forensic Society .
Speakers who have competed
in two or less tournaments will
have a chance to compete on a
college level. The two main
categories of forensics are interpretation of literature and public
speaking. Saturday 's events include interpretation of prose ,
drama , and poetry. Other
categories are persuasive, informative and after-dinner speaking.
Also scheduled are impromptu
speeches.
The name of the tournament
"Throug h the Looking Glass "
reflects the Forensic Society 's
goal. It is hosting the tournament
to give peop le interested in college forensics a chance to compete and become familiar with the
tournament system.
Although this is Bloomsburg 's
first novice tournament , hosting
forensic tournaments is not new
to them .
Two years ago, BU hosted the
largest tournament on the East
coast , and last spring they hosted
the "Colleg iate Forensic Nationals. "

Freshman Tom Huchinson is
preparing to compete in the competition in persuasive speech and
impromptu. He says he is g lad he
has the chance to compete in
events other than deba te, the only speech event offered at Sparta
High School , New Jersey .
Huchison thinks the novice
tournament will be hel pful ,
"because everyone should be
pretty much on my level. "
Huchinson does not think his'inexperience will hurt his performance on Saturday .
Huchinson says, "It 's a way
for people to get their feet wet.
On a college level this is all new
to me, and the coaches have been
a big help. I work with graduate
assistant Grace Coleman for impromptu and graduate assistant
Fred Deets for persuasive and
debate.
"Fred is really hel pful. He
doesn 't just tell me, but lets me
find out on my own , and learn!"
Experienced B l o o m s b u rg
forensic speakers will be busy
jud g ing and running the tournament. Senior Careen Butwinn is
one of the jud ges for Through the
Looking Glass . Butwinn say s,
"In a novice tournament you look
for the same things you do in any

speaker. " Butwinn looks for
good projection , enthusiasm ,
energy and good strong points in
a speech. She says , "It is very
important , to say what you have
to say and then just wrap it up. "
Butwinn is part of a very active
Forensic Society . Roughly 25
people compete in 10 to 12 tournaments a year, in addition to Nationals. Bloomsburg ranked in the
top nine percent of schools with
an active forensics program in
1985- 1986.
Graduate assistant Chris
Smedberg is new to Bloomsburg
University and is impressed with
the prog ram. He says he thinks
the Society has the ri ght attitude ,
with an emphasis on learning and
hel p ing each speaker do their
best. "Winning tournaments
comes about through what we

teach , he say s, "but it we come
home without any trophies, we
just want to know that the
students worked hard and learned. "
Returning without any trophies
seldom happens. Coleman says
she thinks Bloomsburg has a very
talented team , and is enthusiastic
about its future. She said she was
pleased at the first meeting a few
weeks ago when several people
said they selected Bloomsburg
University because of its good
forensics program. That is a good
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organization which is geared
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students. Cind y Mosteller is the
coordinator of Bloomsburg ' s
Chapter of C.A.S.
According to Fedder . the idea
of Voter Awareness Week was
conceived last year after rumors
that BU was going to lose its
voting district because of low
voter t u r n o u t .
"There ' s a bunch of diffe rent
ways to approach the problem.
We fi gured the best way was to
get peop le out to vote and prove
the need thai way, " said Fedder
Any student i n t e r e s t e d in
reg istering to vote may do so between 10:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m.
any day this week at the table set
up in the corridor of M u l t i p u r pose A in Kehr U n i o n .
A c c o r d i n g to M o s t e l l e r .
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The general added that over 300
million people watched the
ceremony live, not to mention
most of the rest of the world , who
saw it on news programsand in the
papers for the following three days.
"We must act now," said
Genera l Common. "The British
already have a big jump on us.
This is where the Blue Blood
Bureau comes in. We are currently looking for a few self-righteous
people who will not be afraid ot
being bowed and scraped in front
of. Their duties will be to bear a
title , play polo, make public appearances , shop among the uppcrclass families for a mate, and
get married at the pentagon."
Thoug h the genera l could not
estimate the total cost of installing
a roya l famil y in the States , he did
say the initial cost will come from
finding places for them to live .
"Once we have a Duke of New
York and a Prince of New Jersey,
we will have to buy homes worthy
of these fine members of
American Royalty," said Genera l
Common. "The BBB is doing its
best , but we need help. The
American public can help by supporting their own royalty instead
of wetting their pants every time
the Brits ' roya l family drops
another litter or ties another knot."

Don Chomiak
In response to the sudden surge
of royalty groupies , the Reagan
Administration has announced
plans to create an American Royal
Famil y.
"Wc cannot allow a royal staff
gap," said Genera l R. Common ,
Reagan 's Chief of the new Blue
Blood Bureau. "If the British are
allowed to continue unchecked , the
American public will be reduced
to a ring kissing, bowing bunch of
groupies."
Citing the wedding of Prince
Andrew to Sarah Ferguson as a
prime examp le , the general shed
some li ght on the problem. "To
sec the ceremony live, most of the
American public had to get up at
five o'clock in the morning or
earlier ," said Genera l Common.
"Millions did. They don 't even do
that for the president. He has to
speak during prime time just to get
an audience."

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So let 's just stick it
in the garbage
In a bookstore , in a mall , in
Missouri , the romance novels arc
shelved on a wall among science
fiction , adventure stories , and
books on , and of , humor.
Combining traits of all three ,
romance 's position is appropriate.
All of these Harlequinian sty le
books can be charged with sticking it in too many places.
Often the situations in these
novels arc as fantastic as
spacefli ght was in the Middle
Ages. No detail is left untold. The
take-by-takes are usually more
detailed than the televised instant
replays on Monday Night Football.
But imitation and replication of
them are as impossible today as interstellar travel.
Adventure too plays a part. The
constant variation of the place ,
time , and circumstances of the act
indicates the author 's adventurous
spirit and vast experience at mak-

ing it in everything from a hay loft
to a cave in the hills. No Don Juan
can match the tall , dark stranger
who wisks the heroine into the
ni ght.
Humor comes in when those
reading these texts on romance try
to defend the books and themselves
with words like plot , symbolism ,
and character. Standing there ,
blushing, they arc the prosecution 's best witness. And have you
checked the names? When was the
last time you read that Eugene and
Bertha were stretched out on a sandy beach , oblivious of the twenty
peop le who were standing around
gawking at them'.'
Maybe we should stop writing
books that give people this
vicarious thrill , and start writing
them about peop le reading books
to get vicarious thrills. I wonder
how they would sell?

I M A G E auditions held

by Dave Redanaver
for the Voice

by Martha M. Hartman
for the .Voice

The Monkees performing in Tuesday night's concert at the Fair.

Quest:

A learn ing

by Lynne Ernst
for the Voice

Quest , an outdoor adventure
program , serves BU and the
genera l public in providing
recreational and educational
courses.
In 1974 . Quest was created in
response to suggestions from
some faculty members who
wanted to bring outdoor experience s to students .Simv then ,
the program has grown rap idl y in
the last decade to include an executive director. Bill Proudman .
and a program director . Gina
Onushco.
Some of Quest ' s courses include back packing , r a f t i n g ,
rockclimbing. canoeing, rop ing ,
bicycling and mountain climbing.
Quest ' s staff is qualified to insure ;t safe experience throug h a
comprehensive training program
and is continuall y improving first
aid , technical , and interpersonal
skills. Partici pants are also trained in safety, consciousness before
each course.
This pa^t .summer Quest finished construction of their new low
ror s initiative courses, located

The Progra m Board 's
Minority Affairs Committee is sponsoring a free
roller skating party on
Monday , Sept. 29. A bus
traveling to the party will
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on the BU upper campus. These
facilities provide small group
solving activities.
Last weekend . Dr. Thomas
Klingcr took his Human Sexuality
class to experience the Quest low
ropes. Sand y Dennis , a student in
Klinger ' s class, exp lained that the
class divided into two groups, one
all males and one all female. Each
group worked to hel p the others
throug h different obstacles and
problems presented to them.
Dennis said. "The experienc e
hel p ed to break a lot of
stcrotypes. " When the groups
combined. Dennis added, "the
guys saw we could hel p them in
difficult situations instead of them
always feeling they have to hel p
us. " The quest experience dealt
with trusting , cooperating and
planning out ideas.
The quest program lets the partici pants do the thinking. "Quest
instructors are there to show you
how it can be done, not how it has
to be done ." stated Austin
L \ n c h , a Quest i n s t r u c t o r .
"Quest is for novices too'.' All introductory courses don ' t push you
to any physical extremes. It can
present a challenge and a new

Cindy Scanlon , an IMAGE
member , says, "It was the best
commitment^ [ made!"

IMAGE , Bloomsburg University 's "si gning " group, held its
auditions for this semester Monday ni ght in Navy Hall
Auditorium.
As the tryouts began , Joanne
Jackowski , the new IMAGE advisor , introduced the members
and told the hopeful members that
they would be evaluated on facial
expression , body language , body
movement , signing ability , and
creativity .
Before the tryout began , there
was a bit of curiosity and
tenseness as the lots were picked
a
to see who went first.
The first signer began with a
Tom Cruise imitation singing
"Old Time Rock and Roll. " The
tension soon evaporated and excitement took its place. From the
first audition to the final one , it
was apparent that these people
had put a great deal of time and
effort forth in the chance they
could become an IMAGE
member.
The people who auditioned also
exhibited a variety in the music
they chose to perform. "Mad
About You ," "Heaven In Your
Eyes , " and "The Monkee
Theme " accompanied by a I
monkey dance, were among those
songs performed.
Mastery of sign language is not
required to become an IMAGE
member , but a sincere interest in
promoting deaf and hearingimpaired awareness is.

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Scientists have been studying a
relativel y new disease called Mai
Paradoxical Confusionitis , or
MPC. Very little is known about
this insidious disease , except that
it is quasi-contagious , and , to
date , has attacked "only NonTraditional Students , or NTS's.
However , it is suspected that
anyone who has seen an NTS or
has been known to associate with
an NTS can be a carrier of MPC .
Symptoms can include , but are
not inclusive to: An ingenious
deli g ht in note-taking, squealing
obnoxiousl y when receiving an A
on a minor quiz , continu ously
striving for a 4.0 , talking to
oneself , forgetting to call one 's
mother on her birthday , and ogling profs buns. In its most
serious state , victims have been
known to 'flaunt their ages and
brag about their grandchildre n
while simultaneousl y sucking on
a lolli-pop and beating the pants
off a Greek at a game of racquetball. However fri g htening the
symptoms may be , the prognosis
is: More of the same.
The following is from an actual
case history . Jane D. returned to
college after her three children
"left the nest ". She then found
herself in a classroom situation
with incredibl y young men and
women , who , she soon
discovered , were her pro fessors .
Her "' peers " were younger than
her own children , and occasionally, there were peers who Jane D.
had diapered at one time.
As Jane D. woefull y confided ,
a classic dilemma faced by victims of MPC is not knowing what
to wear. This dilemma differs
from common-every day-notknowing-what-to-wear-dilemma .
As Jane D. stated , "When I wear
jeans , tee shirts , and sneakers ,
people think I' m try ing to look
like a group ie. But I have to hike
around campus for six hours
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Jan Hutchinson always aspired
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Athletic officials
urge sport reforms
from page 6

school may make with a propsect
and eliminate boosters from
recruiting.
Currentl y, boosters are barred
from off-campus recruiting but
may participate on-campus.
While these cost-cutting
measures are being considered ,
the ad hoc committee will ask the
President 's Commission "to
strong ly support in every possible way. holding the line " against
efforts to water down or eliminate
Proposition 48, the NCAA's new
standard for first-year eligibility ,
according to LSU Chancellor
James Wharton , a committee
member.
"It 's the most important of all
the items ," he said.
The ad hoc committee was
named by the board of directors
of the Washington-based
American Council on Education .
There have been efforts to form
a national advisory commission
on intercollegiate athletics in the
aftermath of the cocaine-induced
death of Mary land basketball star
Len Bias, but the ACE board said
its constituency alread y knows
the issues well enough to propose
reforms.
The ad hoc committee , which
also includes the top administrators of North Carolina ,
Pitt , Michi gan , San Francisco ,
Wichita State , Kent State , Long
Beach State and Florida A&M ,
will meet next Tuesday in Kansas City , Mo., with the Division
1 subcommittee of the Presidents
Commission.
The Presidents Commission ,
chaired by University of
Maryland Chancellor John B.
Slaug hter , will meet Sept.
30-Oct. 1. Any rules changes it
sponsors must be in NCAA headquarters by Nov. 1 for consideration at the 1987 convention in
January.
"There s some overlap, "
Slaughter said . "But they 're all
good items so discuss. I'm looking forward to our interchange on
that. It 's a very positive thing,
another example of interested college presidents (getting involved),
and we need more of that. It 's a

THE FAR SBDE

good opportunity to have a
broader footprint of college
chancellors and presidents on intercolleg iate athletics. "
Young said his committee
chose onl y items that "we
thoug ht were important and had
some chance of being adopted at
this convention. "
He said proposals on recruiting
and length of play ing seasons
have the best chance to pass ,
"depending on the mood and
what happens between now and
then. There 's nothing on here that
can 't be approved . Elimination of
spring practice will be the
hardest. "
One issue Young 's committee
is not proposing is freshman ineli gibility , say ing "We decided
not to tackle some that might be
sufficiently complicated and get
in the way of getting some of
these accomplished . ...When you
start dealing ' with that issue ,
everyone has a different notion ...
and you create side issues. ... "
Freshman ineligibility is the top
item on Slaughter 's agenda and
has said he will push it for consideration at the 1988 convention .
That is the one item that could
be divisive for these presidents in
the ongoing battle on the merits
of Preposition 48, which requires
a minimum score on a national
college entrance exam and a C
average in a core curriculum of
hi gh school academic courses to
be eligible as a freshman.
Young 's committee wants to
keep Proposition 48 as is, as what
one source called a symbol of the
committment to reform , and
some want to keep the requirements of Proposition 48 to
determine eligibility even after
the freshman year.
Slaughter believes in the concept of the rule , but thinks too
much emphasis is being placed on
the SAT scores , which critics call
biased against lower socioeconomic classes.
Under Slaug hter ' s p lan ,
eligibility for the sophomore year
would be determined by a stricter
satisfacto ry progres rule than the
current one.

By GARY LARSON

by Mike Mullen
for the Voice

When Jan Hutchinson came to
Bloomsburg seven and a half
years ago , in the spring of 1978 ,
she came with one goal in mind ,
a national champ ionship.
Three years after taking over as
head coach she achieved her goal
The team that she inherited
from previous head coach Mary
Gardner was a competitive one ,
a team that p layed at a consistent
level , usuall y made the p layoffs
but never fared too well in the
tournament.
Her first year here she nailed
down a respectable 10-3-1 record
and has gone on to establish a
112-25-12 clip over the past eight
seasons. In the last three years her
record has been astounding
54-4-1. In the eight years she has
been here, the team has earned

three national championshi ps ,
numerous Pennsylvania Conference championshi ps, and has
been conference runner-up twice.
Hutchinson , who now makes
her home in Allentown , PA , is
ori g inall y from Newton , NJ ,
where she p layed an attacker in
hi gh school. She graduated from
East Stroudsburg University
where she earned both a BS and
a Masters degree in Physical
Education. She represented the
university on the hockey field her
freshman year until an injury
prevented her from continuing to
play .
A versatile coach , she has
coached field hockey , basketball
and softball on the hi gh school
level and is currentl y the softball
coach here at Bloomsburg .
She pioneered programs in all
three sports at Blair Academy , a
former all boys prep school in

Disease discovered

from page 4
every Monday , Wednesday , and
Friday , and have to wear clothes
and shoes that are comfortable
and practical. "
In response to this , one researcher noted : An alternative attire ,'
one more befitting Jane D. 's age ,
such as ny lons , heels , and
dresses , is unquestionabl y out of
the question. Jane D. could fall
and break her hi p or freeze to
death on a cold and windy day .
"Besides , " says Jane D .,
"I' ve been wearing jeans , tee
shirts, and sneakers since the
'50's. Why should I change my
sty le now?"

Be that as it may , Jane D.
reportedl y died from embarrassment each time she ran into one
of her friends— a birth cohort who
worked in the university office.
The birth cohort dressed as an
ADULT. Jane D. admitted , sorrowfull y, that upon meeting said
friend , she invariably tried to hide
her hot pink ny lon bookbag
behind her left shoulder blade and
asked , "whachabeendoin?"
before she realized what was
coming out of her mouth!
And worse yet , the friend invariably scrutinized Jane D. from
head to toe before casting nervous
g lances about to see if anyone

New Jersey . Her record there in
hockey was 65-14, while she also
compiled a 58-13 record on the
softball diamond.
When asked about the success
of her program , she said , "My
girls are extremel y committed ,
they work hard at practice in
season and play indoor hockey
during the winter. " She also
comrnented that having five fouryear starters , four of which are
certified All-Americans, doesn 't
hurt. "Many of these girls are
legitimate Division I players and
could p lay just about anywhere,"
she added .
Her sty le of play is quite simple, keep the ball away from your
opponent and they cannot score.
"I believe in a ball-control offense with an emphasis on possession , we use short controlled
passing to get an opportunity for
a one on one situation , " she said ,
"and a good goalie like ours

Intramural Corner

was seeing her with this misplaced Tinker Bell.

Jane D. finall y decided to seek
hel p the day she found herself
with her nose pressed against the
show window of the Salvation
Army store. She said , "I didn 't
know what I was doing. I was
torn between drooling over the
dresses on the mannequins and
gnashing my teeth over the racks
of jeans. "

Thursday Sept. 25
- Women 's volleyball game. Centennial Gym; 7:00 p.m.
Monday Sept. 29
- Men 's intramural horseshoe doubles begin. 3:00 p.m.
- Women 's intramural badminton begins. 6:00 p.m.
Tuesday Sept. 30
- Men 's intramural tennis singles and doubles rosters due.
3:30 p.m.

As Jane D. has since learned ,
there is hope for victims of MPC .
Scientists have noted that when
victims graduate and join the
workforce they become less confused , and their not-knowingwhat-to-wear dilemma becomes
more similar to the commonevery day-not-knowing-what-towcar dilemma. They become
easil y bored with note-taking,
squeal only when they receive a
raise in pay , forget about a 4.0 ,
stop talking to themselves, and
remember to call their mothers .
buns?
...some
Og ling
things/ieve/change
When asked to give words of
encouragement to other MPC
victims , Jane D. said , "Always
remember: It 's onl y a temporary
illness, similar to , but not quite
the same as a low-grade form of
insanity. "

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Long-term goals are to be a
consistent force in the playoffs
each year, play on the high level
they have achieved and , of
course, a national championship.
This year she seems to be right
on track to those goals and expects to be right in the thick of
it as we get closer to tournament
time. She believes that her team
will be right up there with Trenton (NJ), Ithica (NY) and
Salisbury (MD) in the end .
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championship teams Hutchinson
feels that this team is far superior
in both physical talent and as a
team on the field to those in the
past. "We 've had strong areas
before but not like this , there just
aren't any weak spots out there , "
she declared , "The girls get
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Athletic
officials
BU to meet Rams Friday in key PC East game to urge
reforms

Another battle of offenses in store
Two strong-armed quarter backs leading a pair of exp losive
offenses will square off on Friday, Sept. 26 , when Bloomsburg
travels to West Chester in a key
earl y-season Pennsylvania Conference Eastern Division contest.
Game time is slated for 7:30
p.m. in West Chester 's Farrcll
Stadium.
It will be the division opener
for both clubs as Bloomsburg
seeks its third consecutive PC
Hast title. The Huskies have won
the last three times the teams have
met by a total of six points.
In 1983 , 20 fourth-quarter
points hel ped BU to a 25-24
triump h. The following season ,
;i 50-yard scoring pass on the last
play of the game gave the Huskies
a 34-31 win and last year
Bloomsburg prevailed 8-6 in the
mud on its way to the conference
title and an eventual berth in the
national semi-finals.
Bloomsburg 's Jay DcDca and
West Chester 's Al Niemela have
combined to throw 167 times for
! 260 yard s in each of the squad' s
first two games.
DcDca has completed 46 of 88
passes for 702 yard s and three
touchdowns in wins over Shippensburg and Lock Haven , while
Niemela comp leted 51 of 79 for
558 yards and six scores as the
Rams defeated Glassboro State
38-0 . but lost to Delaware 33-31.
Last Saturday , DcDea led a potent offensive attack, connecting
on 2 1 of 37 passes for 354 yards
and two touchdowns to hel p the
Huskies outduel Lock Haven ' s
formidable wishbone offense
38-32. The senior quarterback
also ran for a touchdown. For his
effor ts . DcDca was named as the
PC Eastern Division "Player of
the Week" and Berwick Forge
and F a b r i c a t i n g Offensive
"Player of the Game " as well as
earning a berth on the ECAC
Weekl y Honor Roll.
Running back Tom Martin carried the ball only six times against
Lock Haven but made the most
of it by scoring twice on runs of
five and 37 yard s respectivel y.

Huskies celebrate 38-32 victory over Lock Haven last week. They travel to West Chester tomorrow.
Voice photo by Michelle Young

Martin is the club' s top rusher
with 153 yard s on 25 rushes , an
average of 6.1 yard s per carry
with three touchdowns.
Tight end John Rockmore
caug ht eight balls for 159 yards
and a touchdown against Lock
Haven , and is second on the team
in receptions with 10 for 175
yards.
The Huskies ' other ti ght end ,
Kevin Grande, is the team leader
in that department with 11 catches
for 122 yards.
BU' s wide receivers . Curtis
Still and Ken Liebel . have combined for another 16 receptions
for 191 yards. That equals the
duo 's reception total of all of last
season.
Nose guard Wes Cook earned
Berwick Forge and Fabricating
Defensive "'Player of the Game "
honors by recording 15 tackles ,
including seven unassisted.
Cook is the team leader in
tackles with 24. Linebacker
Butch Kahlau is ri ght behind
Cook with 23 tackles followed by
fellow linebacker Jake Williams

and strong safety Brian Scriven
with 18.
The Huskies have forced just
two turnovers in the opening contests/and free safety Derrick Hill
has been credited with both , intercepting a pass and recovering
a fumble.
West Chester came as close as
possible to upsetting Delaware a
week ago as the Blue Hens scored
on the game 's final play to win
33-31.
Delaware trailed 31-14 entering the final 12:35 of the contest
but made the outstanding comeback to avert the upset.
Niemela directs the Golden
Rams ' offense and has completed
51 of 79 pass attempts (69.2 percent) for 558 yard s and six
touchdowns.
He has been intercepted three
times , all coming in the loss to
Delaware .
Flanker Jim Sheehan is the top
receiver with 20 catches for 185
yards and three touchdowns.
Wide receiver Bill Hess and
runningback Mike Burnetta have

combined for an additional 19
receptions for 226 yard s and three
touchdowns.
Burnetta splits time in the
backfield with Jason Sims , who
is the Rams ' leading rusher with
24 carries for 161 yards and one
touchdown.
Defensive end Joe Ellis leads
the squad in the tackle department
with 15 and has also recorded a
sack.
Cornerback Mike Gilleri is second with 14 and has been
credited with a fu mble recovery .
The active unit has three players
with 13 tackles ap iece , including
linebackers Doug Kell y and Pat
Tryson and free safety Tom
Conklin.
GAME NOTES: This is the
42nd meeting between the two
teams with West Chester holding
a large 33-8 advantage in the
series.
The Huskies ' last tri p to West
Chester resulted in a thr illing
34-3 1 victory that saw DeDea hit
Curtis Still with a 50-yard
touchdown pass on the game 's

final play .
DeDea 's 42-yard pass to John
Rockmore with 13:22 left in the
third quarter of last year 's game
hel ped Bloomsburg overcome a
6-2 deficit and win 8-6 to clinch
' the Huskies ' second stra ight PC
Eastern Division title.
Wes Cook' s sack of WC
quarterback Al Niemela in the
endzone with just 23 seconds left
in the first half provided the other
points . Andre McFadden 's fiveyard return of a blocked BU punt
in the second quarter gave the
Rams their six points.
The 1985 game was played in
atrocius conditions as rain fell
th roughout the game .
West Chester 's Mike Burnetta
was that game's top rusher with
78 yards followed by Husky Tom
Heavey (now a cornerback) with
67 yards.
The last time the Huskies
played at ni ght was on Oct. 10,
1980, when they dropped a 41-17
decision at West Chester.
The last Bloomsburg win at
West Chester was in 1978 by a
score of 16-3 in a contest played
under the li ghts on a Saturday
ni ght. That victory was the first
by a BU team at West Chester
since the series began in 1925.

BU soccer
loses 2-0

The University of Scranton
soccer
team
outscored
Bloomsburg University 2-0
yesterday .
Scranton harassed BU goalie
Dave Pinkerton with 16 shots on
goal.
Scranton 's Mike Kane scored
on an assist from Mike Loyack.
Jeff Arrestivus filled the net for
the final point of the game.
Bloomsburg was able to place
nine shots on goal , but came up
empty.
Scranton was also able to win
in another category as they outfouled the Huskies 28-11.

by Ivtark Asher

L.A. Times-Washington Post Serviee

WASHINGTON-A
10-man ad hoc committee
that includes the top administrators of some of college sports ' major powers is
expected to ask the NCAA
Presidents Commission
next week to propose rules
changes that would substantially alter bi g-time college
sports .
Chancellor
UCLA
Charles Young, chairman
of the ad hoc committee ,
said Monday his group ' s
comprehensive r eform
package would:
- Push back the start of the
basketball season by a
month and likel y reduce the
number of games allowed .
- Eliminate spring football
practice.
- Reduce over a three-year
period the total number of
scholarshi ps from 95 to 80
in football and from 15 to
12
in
basketball.
- Reduce the number of
full-time assistant coaches
from nine to seven in football and from two to one in
basketball.
- Eliminate baseball' s fall
season and reduce the maximum number of games
from 80 to 60.
- Effectively eliminate high
school all-star games for
graduating seniors and summer basketball camps and
leagues for rising seniors by
ruling ineli gible anyone
who participates in those
activities.
The committee also will
ask the Presidents Commission to support an NCAA
Council proposal to cut the
off-campus
recruiting
period in half in both football and basketball , reduce
the number of contacts a
see page 5

Esiason to make Bear secondary hibernate
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
Atlanta 37 Dallas 35. And to
think , some of you actuall y
doubted me.
Do not fear Cowboy fans , I
will not point the finger of doom
at you this week , as the Cowboys
will take out their frustrations on
the Card s on Monday ni ght. But
guess who 's around the corner?
The Broncos , away , and the
Cowboys won 't have a prayer.
All in all not a bad week folks.
When all was said and done I was
1 1 ri ght, three wrong for a .786
percent.
I had a few takers after my
"challenge , " but neither of them
could match my record .
Dave Sauter , whose picks appear in this week's column , compiled an 8-5 mark , while "The
Outsider " was 9-5.
Dave onl y had 13 p icks
because he did not pick the
Thursday game.
Also , special acknowledgement
to the guys from The Nook who
caug ht me twice in errors .
one that
They
caug ht
every body got about Steve Young
not quaterbacking the Bills , but
they also got one I missed myself.
The Dolphins have not played the
Patriots yet , as I stated. I was
thinking New Eng land when I
was talking about the Jets , and it
sli pped . Good job guys.
Jamie Horlacher also appears
this week , and the invitation is
still open for anyone who wants
to send their picks to the Voice
office.
And away we go...

Cincinnati 24 Chicago 23
Obviously, the U pset of the
Week.
After a slugg ish start against
Kansas City , Cincinnati has looked great , including a Thursday
ni ght romp that left a toug h
Cleveland team looking sill y.
Chicago , after a slugg ish start
has looked-sluggish. Their pass
defense looked lousy against
Green Bay , who has very little of
an aerial attack , and Jim
McMahon is still doubtful for this
game.
Chicago needs a loss to wake
them up, and Boomer Esiason
will move at will against the Bear
D. The Bengals have just what it
takes to pull it off.
Minnesota 35 Green Bay 14
The Vikings move into a first
p lace tie as they make short work
of the Pack , who will have to
come back to Earth after giving
the Bears a tussle.
Look out for the showdown
next week at Chicago.
Cleveland 31 Detroit 13
Browns bounce back after
lackadaisical performance against
rival Bengals.
Bernie Kosar will tear up Lions
in the Year of the Quaterback.
Buffalo 34 Kansas City 28
Ole what 's his name (Jim Kelly?) will continue to show NFL
his stuff as the Bills get another
break.
L.A. Rams 27 Philadelphia 14
The NFL's lowest-ranked rush
defense against Eric Dickerson.
Come on. Budd y Ryan goes
down again.

Jeff Cox
N.Y. Giants 21 New Orleans 17
Giants keep going even though
they can 't find a kicker.
Too bad , I liked AH.
Houston 20 Pittsburgh 14
The Steelers have a problem.
They 're try ing to play football
without a quaterback.
San Francisco 40 Miami 31
True , Joe Montana is gone, but
I have a lot of faith in this 49er
team , and the Dolphin defense is
pathetic , while the 49ers are giving up onl y about 13 points a
game. Big game for both teams.
Seattle 31 Washington 30
The Seahawks were a question
mark at the beg inning of the
season , but have asserted
themselves
as
an
AFC
powerhouse.
Washington is ready to lose one
and heat things up already in the
NFC East.
Jets 27 Indianapolis 10
I could write almost the exact

same thing for this game , except
the Colts are always ready to lose
one.
L.A. Raiders 34 San Diego 31
The Raiders look to come back
afte r a disastrous start . This one
is a tough game to call , one that
I ori g inall y picked San Diego.
Call it nostalgia , but the Raiders
will win this because they have
to.
Denver 24 New England 23
This one hurt to pick , especially since I picked the Patriots to
go all the way . Denver gets the
nod because of the home field advantage, but don 't be surprised if
New Eng land pulls it out.
Atlanta 33 Tampa Bay 10
The Falcons keep rolling along
as Tampa Bay comes back to
reality .
Dallas 21 St. Louis 13
Dallas comes back after a game
they were destined to lose.
And to my comrades:
Dave Sauter , who last week
came up with an 8-5 record :

Chicago 35
Cleveland 27
Minnesota 24
Buffalo 28
L.A. Rams 31
N.Y. Giants 30
Houston 24
Miami 38
Seattle 24
N.Y. Jets 33
L.A. Raiders 20
Denver 17
Atlanta 28

Cincinnati 7
Detroit 20
Green Bay 10
Kansas City 27
Philadelp hia 7
New Orleans 17
Pittsburg h 17
San Francisco 35
Washington 21
Indianapolis 9
San Diego 13
New England 16
Tampa Bay 16

Upset Special
St. Louis 24 Dallas 23

And for one more voice fro m
the bleachers , we turn to Jamie
Horlacher for his words of
wisdom on this week's games.
As week four of the NFL
season approaches , I have the
unenviable task of matching Jeffs
(11-3) record of last week. Lets
get this week rolling with ...
L.A. Rams 21 Philadelphia
17
The Eagles defense keeps them
in the game as their offense sputters. Eric Dickerson will run wild
for the Rams.
Chicago 31 Cincinnati 28
Quarterback Boomer Esiason
will pick apart the Bears secondary , but in the end , a Kevin
Butler field goal will mean victory for the Bears.
Cleveland 24 Detroit 14
Cleveland' s defense will rise to
the occasion as Bernie Kosar
guides the Browns to an easy win.
Minnesota 20 Green Bay 13
Minnesota was impressive
against the woeful Steelers last
week. Look for their good fortune to continue, but this matchup
usually results in a close, hardfought game.
Kansas City 30 Buffalo 24
Todd Blackledge vs. Jim Kelly. The edge goes to Kelly , but
the key to this game will be Kansas City 's defense .
N.Y. Giants 27 New Orleans
13
The Giants needed a rest afte r
play ing both the Raiders and the
Chargers. Saints coach Jim Mora
needs to find a QB to replace
Bobby Hebert.

Houston 24 Pittsburgh 10
When will the Steeler 's offense
show up?
Miami 30 San Francisco 27
Dolphins defense arrives ...
sort of. Miami avenges their
Super Bowl loss to the 49ers .
This appears to be another hi ghfly ing aerial show .
Seattle 24 Washington 20
Redskins face their third
straight AFC West opponent.
Seattle wins in the last minute to
remain unbeaten .
L.A. Raiders 28 San Diego 27
The Raiders have lost by less
than six points in each of their
first three games. Dan Fouts will
have a big day for the Chargers
but will choke when it counts the
most.
Denver 24 New England 21
This is a toss up. It could go
either way . I'll have to take John
Elway and the Broncos to pull it
out in the end , possibl y in
overtime.
Atlanta 30 Tampa Bay 13
"Forget about it. " Atlanta continues to ride high after upsetting
Dallas last week. Atlanta 's David
Archer is the top QB in the NFL.
Dallas 31 St. Louis 20
Dallas lost to St. Louis last year
on Monday night , but they won 't
let it happen this year. St. Louis
has too many internal problems
to even pose as a threat to the
Cowboys.
So there they are , folks.
Remember , if you want to show
off your knowledge , just drop off
your predictions at the office.