Mini-concert to replace
scheduled performance
by Karen Reiss
Staff Wrilcr

No major concert will be held
on campus this semester because
of a change in touring plans for the
group, Mr. Mister.
Assistant Student Activities
Director Jimmy Gilliland said ,
"We had Mr. Mister booked for
this spring but they decided to tour
in Australia instead of the United
States."
The concert committee looked
into scheduling another group to
replace Mr. Mister , but none
available would equal them in
popularity. "The Hooters concert
did so well last semester ,"
Gilliland said. "We sold out a lot
quicker than we thought we would.

We were hop ing to be that successful again."
Gilliland said the committee was
concerned with finding a group
that students would enjoy and also
sell a lot of tickets. An outside concert of a smaller level , which was
originall y planned by the Program
Board , will be held by the concert
committee on May 2.
"Many options were discussed
about what to do to substitute for
the concert ," Gilliland said. "The
possibility of a professional comedian was even discussed but committe e members decided to stick
with music."
The money for the cancelled
concert , which is funded , by the
Community Government Association , will return to the CGA
reserve.

Voice photo by Alison Hawley

Members of Image perform "The Wanderer" during a concert given on Sunday. They will perform tonight in Hass Auditorium at 8 p.m.

Navy Hall and tri-levelp arking
concern of traff ic committee

by Lynne Ernst
Staff Writer

The traffic committee met last
Friday to discuss what should be
done about the Navy Hall parking
lot and what changes need to be
made in the Motor Vehicle Regulation pamphlet.
Navy Hall presently has 24
parking spaces , 19 spots for
registered cars and 5 spots reserved for workers in Navy Hall. An
idea proposed at the meeting was
for the 19 spaces to be designated
for commuter students only and to
leave the 5 spaces reserved for
workers. Since more commuters
are coming in , the committee
believes the commuters should
have a chance at a place in the
middle of campus.
Chief of Law Enforcement Kenneth Weaver thought the 19 spaces
should be made one color code only. He added , "You don 't chop up
parking, it 's the worst thing to do.
It makes everything more confusing ."
A suggestion was made in the
committee to make the tri-level an
area for commuters. The problem
is getting students to walk all the
way to their classes. The parking
places that are too far away are
never taken.
Dr. Richard Alderfer,-chairman
of the Traffic Department , told
members to think about the Navy

Hall parking situation carefull y
and to "hold off on a vote until
next week's meeting."
Also discussed were the
necessary changes that need to be
made in the Motor Vehicle Regulations pamphlet. The committee is
try ing to reword and rearrange the
pamphlet so information that is
scattered in the pamphlet will be

broug ht together. Also, all
repetitious mater ial will be
deleted .
The committee also discussed
the area east of the Andruss
Library. The committee is for that
area becoming parking-spac e and
not a reflecting pool , an idea
(continued on page 2)

Results fo r class, CAS
and ARS off ice r elections

The following are the results of the elections held last Thursday.
The Union expansion passed by a two to one vote.
Senior Class
President
Sean Mullen
Vice-President
Jill Lippincott
Treasurer
Robert Francis
Secretary
Greg Schank
Junior Class
President
LoriAnn Hocking
Vice-President
Christopher Garrity
Treasurer
Bob Piscine
Sophomore Class
President
Rob Kenny
Vice-President
Lisa Halbakus
Treasurer
Janet Lazusky
Secretary
Regina Nordi
CAS
Coordinator
Cindy Mosteller
Asst. Coordinator
Ann Pavkovic
Business Manager
Gabrielle Davison
ARS
Female Co-President
Karen McDonald
Vice-President
Maureen MaHoney
Treasurer
Judv Linder

Chrysler shares
ideas with ASPA

Inside Monday

by Ted Kistler

for the Voice

"The Pride is Back," was the
theme as Chrysler Auto Sales
Division Represenative George
Mock addressed Bloomsburg 's
chapter of the American Society of
Personnel Administration (ASPA).
Mock said Chrysler Corporation
is now expanding its market share
and building new plants because
management, labor, and government all made sacrifices and
special efforts. He said that
"everyone came to the party," in
describing the cooperation .
A short slide presentation of
Chrysler 's 19S7 models was
followed by information on
Chrysler 's overseas dealings.
Mock announced that Chrysler
will be jointly constructing cars in
Illinois with Japanese automaker
Diamondstar Motors. Illinois was
chosen as the site for the plant due
to that state's cooperation during
Chrysler 's financial troubles.
After the presentation, Alesia
Crum of ASPA said the
Bloomsburg chapter of ASPA had
won the National Merit Award.
Two officers from the chapter will
be traveling to New Orleans to
receive the award.
ASPA elections were postponed
due to lack of attendance. The officers to receive the award will be
determined after the elections.

Whit MacLaughlin

BTE performance
A haunting, modern drama,
"A Birthday Party " will be
presented by BTE through April
19.
(Details, see page 4)

Adrian starts
practice
New BU football head coach
Pete Adrian opened spring
workouts last Monday.
(Details, see page 8)

Index
Classifieds
Editorial
Entertainment
Features
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Ta Fantastika uses foreign method
to create black light production

.Kratochil. her husband and the
director of the company, portray s
a magician. He guides her journey
throug h a world of monsters ,
(lowers, and underwater creatures.
The 12 members of Ta Fanfrom
orig inall y
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Czechoslovakia , live in New York
City. They have presented the
unusual art of biack li g ht theatre
throug ht Europe. Mexico and the
United States.

or is used to bring out images in
a room filled with ultra-violet
lig ht. The black li ght makes most
of the performers , dressed in black
clothes and masks , invisible. The
performers are responsible for the
dazzling visual effects of black
li ght theatre.
Onl y Milada and Peter
Kratochil , the heart of the company, are visable on stage. Milada
p lays a young girl whose dream is
the subject of the production. Peter

by Melissa Menapace

Staff Writer

Dance, music, slapstick , and
mime will be combined in the
dream-like atmosphere of black
li ght theatre , when Ta Fantistika
performs Tuesday ni ght. 'A
Dream ' will be prsented at 8 p.m.,
A pril 15, in Haas Auditorium.
Ta Fantastika employs the black
li g ht princi ple, developed in
Czcchoslavakia. Flourescent col-

CGA offers leader
scholarships

Women 's workshops to offer help
on coping with loss and coming
out on top, presented by Pat
McaFoose from Benton. Nancy
Coughlin will discuss how men
and women can better communicate in the Male/Female
Communication Skills session.
For the physically oriented ,
there are several workshops ranging from yoga to massage. Other
topics concern financial p lanning,
parenting, politics , health , etc.
For more information or
registration , call Carol Rein at
275-8903 or Sherry Williams at
387-0391.
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Topics on feelings of independence and satisfaction and
self-actualization will be discussed for women of all ages on Saturday, April 19, at Bloomsburg
University during the all-day Columbia and Montour County
Women's Conference. Over 75
workshops covering an assortment
of areas for personal growth will
be offered , including the
following:
"Pornography and Why What
We Don 't Know Will Hurt Us,"
presented by Melissa Dyas from
the Bloomsburg Women's Center.
"Suddenly Alone," a discussion

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The scholarship will be awarded to a student or students who
have a minimum grade point
average of 2.5, a minimum of 32
credits and demonstrated leadershi p in extracurricular activities.
Students inte rested in apply ing
for a Fall 1986 award should pick
up an application at the Community Activities Office. Deadline for
submitting applications is April
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Modern Eng lish as the opening
band , will perform Saturday, April
19 at 8 p.m. at Susquehanna
University , Weber Chapel
Auditorium .
Sponsored By Susquehanna 's
Student Activities Committee ,
tickets for the concert are available
to the genera l public weekdays
from 12:30-6 p.m. at the University Box Office. Admission is $8.
In addition , the box office will be
open at the Campus Center Information Desk from 6:45-8:15 p.m.
the day of the performance. No
telep hone or mail orders will be
accepted .
A Flock of Seagulls has traveled
internationall y, performing a combination of guitar-oriented progressive rock , synthesizer-based
modern music, and sci-fi inspired
lyrics. The band has earned a
Grammy Award for Best Rock Instrumental Performance for the
song "DNA. "
The group has traveled as
special guests with the Psychedelic
Furs , Altered Images , and
Squeeze. Following a period of
studio work , the band emerged in
1984 with their latest most ambitious and accomplished record to
date , "The Story of a Young
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Tradtionally at Bloomsburg,
commencement convocations are
held in December, May, and
August. Graduating seniors officiall y declare a graduation date
by completing the official intentto-graduate form. The date of
graduation is determined by the
completion of the required 128
semester hours of academic work.
Academic and financial requirements must be satisfied prior
to any commencement period,
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Traffic committee
parking concerns
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which has been proposed .
Alderfer said the idea of a parking lot east of the library continues
to be discussed by the beautification committee. He suggested that
people start giving their input
about what should go in the open
space east of the library.
Alderfer informed the committee that at next Friday 's meeting,
Bob Reeves, director of the AAA
unit in town , is going to address
the problem of students parking on
Third Street
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Medical ethics

To live or let die?

The medical profession put the
choice back in the hands of patient

In a bold ruling, after two years
of deliberation , the seven member
American Medical Association 's
Council on Ethical and Judicial
Affairs put the decision of life and
death back where it belongs-in the
bands of the patient.

The panel affirmed
that patients' wishes, as
best as can be determined , should be respected
and their "dignity " be
maintained.
Not only does it give the patient
the right to choose whether life
support machines can be removed ,
it also alleviates some of the much
felt pressure from the medical
profession.
The panel affi rmed that patients 'wishes, as best as can be
determined , should be respected
and their "dignity " maintained .
"it is not unethical ," said the
council , for doctors to discontinue
all life support for patients who are
in irreversible comas, "even if
death is not emminent."
In its most contorversial provision , the council included food and
water on the list of treatments that
could be withheld .
According to a Time report , a
Louis Harris poll of 1,254 adults
found that 85 percent thought a
terminally ill patient "ought to be
able to tell his doctor to let him
die"; 82 percent supported the
idea of withdrawing feeding tubes,
if,that was he patient 's wish.
The issue of stopping food and
water nonetheless remains one of

the most agonizing that doctors
face.
The council's decision reflects a
growing concern in the medical
community and society at large
that death in America is too often
controlled by machines rather than
nature .
According to the Time report , in
sharp contrast from the past , an
estimated 80 percent of the population now die in hospitals or nursing homes, often surrounded by a
thicket of tubes and life-extending
apparatus.
Now that this is done, how is it
going to be policed? Does the patient have the choice everytime?
How does one communicate with
a coma victim?
If the choice is then given to the
family, which family member has
the choice, and how is the hospital
going to stop the greedy in-laws
from "pulling the plug," on a rich
relative?
Again the question comes up.
Who is going to play God! It seems
the pressure was simply removed

from the doctor 's shoulders to that
of the family.
The simp le solution is a legal
document "the living will ," proclaiming if you fall victim to what
the medical profession calls a
"permenant vegetative state" your
life can be terminated .
The legality of these are still being questioned , but if the choice
is going back to that of the patient ,
this would seem like the best
solution.

Help the Red Cross

Give blood , give life
The American Red Cross will
be sponsoring a blood drive on
campus Wednesday and Thursday,
April 16 and 17 in the Union from
10:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.
This drive is very important to
everyone because there is an extreme shortage of A negative, O
negative and B negative blood .
These types are on limited release
at hospitals all over.

The Voice

The greatest thing we can do for
one another is to give the gift of
life and by giving blood we do just
that.
The Voice staff is encouraging
everyone, students, faculty and
staff, to support this drive and give
blood.
Every year, thousands of
monarch butterflies spend the
winter in Pacific Grove, Calif ,
, then fly hundreds of miles to
iCananda. By some miracle of
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Imonarchs return to a place they
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News of Yesteryears
98 YEARS AGO

48 YEARS AGO

When the clock tower was
built on top of Carver Hill ,
there were not enough funds to
install a clock. To raise money
for the clock , located on the
campus of Bloomsburg Literary
Institute , the school steward
organized a turkey dinner sale.
Held on the Bloomsburg Fair
Grounds , the sale raised
enough money for the clock.

A man named George Keller
was teaching visual arts at
Bloomsburg State Teachers
College. Keller eventually \ Bloomsburg and went on to
become one of the top lion
trainers in the country. In addition , Keller was responsible
for giving the school its
nickname, the "Huskies".

86 YEARS AGO
Deemed one of the most
well-planned buildings in the
country, Science Hall was constructed on the campus of the
Bloomsburg State Normal
School.
61 YEARS AGO
North Hall became a male
dorm and was given the name
Fraternity House. Originally,
the building was constructed to
house people who worked at
the school and as a laundry, but
later became a dorm for
females.

42 YEARS AGO
Bloomsburg State Teachers
College community mourned
the death of Professor Daniel S.
Hartline, 77, a teacher at the
school for nearly 40 years.
Hartline organized and was
head of the Biology
Department.
39 YEARS AGO
The Maroon and Gold staff
planned its first social of the
year, scheduled for March 21.
No guests were allowed and informality was stressed-slacks
were allowed.
Column gathered by Jeff Cox

Voice Editorial Policy

The editorials in The Voice are the opinions and concerns of the editorial staff , and not
necessarily the opinions of all members of The Voice staff , or the student population of
Bloomsburg University.
The Voice invites all readers to express their opinions on the editorial page through letters
to the editor. Letters must be signed and include a phone number and address for verification , although names will be withheld upon request.
The Voice reserves the ri ght to edit all submissions.
Letters to the editor should be sent to The Voice office , Kehr Union , Bloomsburg University, or dropped off in the office at the rear of the games room.

BTE show p oses many perplexing questions
by Jeff Cox
Sports Editor

What is considere d everyday,
normal life can often times be
more bizarre than the strangest of
all mysteries. What possesses
some people to move about in the
same mindless, boring pattern
everyday of their lives?
But , then , what happens when
the whole thing gets blown apart,
when somebody, somewhere ,
finall y feels the world pop around
them? For one possible answer to
these questions , the Bloomsburg
Theatre Ensemble presents The
Birthday Party by Harold Pinter.
The show centers around an
Eng lish boarding house that has
only one border. He is Stanley and
is played by Martin Shell. Stanley
is basicall y a misfit , a freak of
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the show, must basically be given
a personality throug h the actors
own imag i n a t i o n , and not
necessaril y by what is g iven in the
script. Pinter gives no answers for
the many questions posed in the
show,leaving everything up to the
beholder.
Thoug h Pinter gives no outward
signs that Stanley is about to have
a nervous breakdown. Shell
somehow justifies the breakdown ,
adding pure terror to the character.
Add to that a spectacular effect at
the end of Act I that features
Stanley pounding away on a drum
g iven to him as a birthday present ,
and the result is a memorable
character that sends chills throuh
the audience.
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the boarding house , and both
characters evoke a certain amount
of sympathy. Again, the closeness
of their relationship is hard to
determine, but yet they seem to
serve as a type of backdrop to the
rest of the action .
McCants uses a wide and wellused variety of dumb facial expressions which are probabl y accomapanied by even dumber
thoug hts by her character. Meg is
sometimes funny, but everything
she does, especiall y with regards
to her husband , is so predictable ,
yet are things that one reall y has
to take a hard look at to notice the
predictability of those types of
everyday things.
People can get so caught up in
their routines that the rest of life
more or less passes them by, and
this is what McCants must convey,
and does so believabl y.
Whit MacLaug hlin and Gerard
Stropnick y combine as the team of
Goldberg and McCann and are the
ones who come to take Stanley
away. Goldberg and McCann are
a strange pair , with Goldberg being the macabre character, while
McCann is basicall y the second
bananna. They pose the most
questions in the show.
Who are they? Do they reall y
exist, or are they merely voices inside of Stanley 's head (Pinte r
wrote a poem that preceeds the
p lay suggesting this)? What is the
"organization " they claim to
represent? The answers are
basicall y left in the hands of the
audience.
MacLaughlin and Stropnick y interact well onstage. The characters
are different from each other, but
yet they must make the audience
believe that they are working
toward the same cause. Stropnick y
has a way of melting into a
character and making it his own.
We believe that he thinks that his
cause is just and important.
MacLaughlin has a unique stylization in his portrayal that makes the
character seem like something that
we have never seen before because
we are too afraid to look on that
side of life.
Moreland's role as Meg 's husband Petey is a smaller one, but
one that is importan t because Petey
seems the most "normal"
character in the show. He tries to
stop Goldberg and McCann from
taking Stanley away, but when faced with the possibility of him going too, Petey shys away.
He adds a gentle sincerity to the
role, and he is probably the most
likable character in the show, as he

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bangs furiously on his birthday present in Bloomsburg Theatre
Ensemble's production of "The Birthday Party," a haunting modern
comedy/drama. It will run until April 19.
presents no threat to a nyone.
Moreland is to be commended on
a fine performance in a uni que
part.
Lulu , p layed b y Lei gh
Strimbeck , adds an irony to the
show as the girl-next-door type
who falls prey to the advances of
Lulu , or so she says. Her function
is to basicall y act as a mood
breaker, but mainl y has to be as
ordinary as possible without being
boring. Strimbeck does justice to
the characters purpose of hav ing a
good time , but still maintaining a
false dignity.
The show features many superb
effects, most notabl y at the end of
Acts I and II. When Stanley is being interrogated by Goldberg and
McCann , the li ghts dim to a soft
blue, giving an eerie goosebump
effect. The imagination of director Bruce Colville is obvious, and

his effort to show the change of
conditions in Act III is especiall y
tasteful . The set is smart and simple , as it can onl y be.
The show, as a whole, is a maze.
A maze of emotions, desires, and
lifestyles. It presents many questions that are simpl y left up for you
to decide what happened . When it
ends, one almost waits to see Rod
Serling walk on to the stage and
exp lain to us what we have ju st
seen , but this show is more than
that. It is a test of the imagination
of the viewer, and a challenge on
life.
The show runs through April 19,
and students get in for half price.
Get well cards have become so
humorous that if you don 't get sick
you 're missing half the fun.
-Earl Wilson

Kim and Reggie Harris perform
final spring Sound Stage Concert
by Mara Gummoe
for the Voice

The final Sound Stage performance of the spring semester was
presented Wednesday evening in
the Kehr Union.
Kim and Reggie Harris , a singing duo from Philadelphia , had the
crowd of over forty people, singing, laughing, clapping their hands
and snapping their fingers in the
candlelit atmosphere of Multipurpose room A.
The coup le met as camp
counselors and found they were attending the same university. Kim ,
a radio and TV major and Reggie,
an English major graduated from
Temple University and have been
married for ten years.
For the past nine years they have
been sing ing traditional songs,
spirituals and pop-rock originals.
"We're doing what we're doing," says Kim. "It 's really fun
and we enjoy it."
The music fro m their acoustic
guitars filled the room with such
songs as "Leaving On a Jet Plane"

by John Denver, "Killing Me Softly With His Songs" by Roberta
.Flack , and "Love of the Common
People," recorded most recently
by Paul Young.
From their album , "Music and
the Underground Railroad ," the
Harris 's sung "Steal Away to
Jesus " which was the slaves signal
that they were leaving. Other
similar songs gave the audience a
look at black history in a special
musical way.
On a more humorous side were
their songs "Killing Me Softl y
With Kung Fu," and "Whatsamatter ' U." a comical look at college-the chorus of "Party, party, that 's
all we do!" echoed through the
Union.
Kim and Reggie's ability to harmonize was emphasized in several
acapella numbers such as
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow,"
in which Kim used her melodious
voice.
"They reall y get their point
across in their music , their music
has a message," said Gigi Davidson , the new committee chairperson for Sound Stage.

Student at Large
A special person

He has a happy face. Bright and
cheerful , it glows warm and soft
like a summer day. A wisp of a
smile crosses his lips as he tosses
a ball to the small child anxiousl y
reaching for it. There are no furrows in his brow. Never has he
worried over what others thought
of him. .
In a world where getting ahead
is first and foremost , life finds him
unburdened of greed , envy and
ambition . He rises above them , an
eagle soaring beyond their reach.
Success has meaning in the day to
day. Working, in itself , is a way to
put food in his mouth and to keep
the cold distant. He delights in the
simple pleasures of life. The sunshine, summer breezes, and rain
are treasures to him. They are the
luxuries for him. Odd luxuries in
a world where men and women
work their entire lives to purchase
Things.
It does not occur to him to inflict pain on others. Such a thing
makes no sense. Trusting and caring , he is often a victim in our
vicious world. Often taken advantage of by those he relies on , he is
left clawing the air , asking why.
Never knowing !
He was a burden to his parents.
Though they loved him , they could
not deal with his lack of ambition
and his all too easy going manner.
They wanted a success, a winner,
someone they could boast about.
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their existence was justified in the
accomplishments of their offspring . What they found in him was
all of their shortcomings, their
failures. They did not see the warm
and sensitive innocent they should
cherish and protect.
He will never have financial
security, unless he finds someone
to love him and care for him the
rest of his life. When his body no
longer has the capability to do the
simple tasks of manual labor that
pay the bills, he will suffer.
There are no great things for
him. He may have a family and
many of his kind do. Some even
send their kids "to college and
beyond. He will do the one thing
in life he does as well as anyone
who has ever lived. He will love.
He has a happy face. Bright and
cheerful , it glows warm and soft
like a summer day. He is a special
person. He was born mentally
retarded .
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comment on society.)

Kim and Reggie Harris have
performed in 20 states at colleges,
clubs , special events and orientations. They have written music for
TV and radio commercials , multimedia presentations and a nationall y distributed line of greeting
cards.
They have perfomed at BU
before and were at the Renaissance
Jamboree last year.
"It was amazing," said Robert
Francis of the Renaissance Jamboree Committee, "in the midst of
all the noise and distraction of the
Jamboree , these two performers
were able to reach out ad grab the
attention of literall y hundreds of
people."

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Kim and Reggie Harri s kept their audience captivated during the
final spring Sound Stage concert on Wednesday.

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self starvation. The personal consequences are three-fold: physical ,
social , and emotional .
To aid our BU women with
these eating disorders , a support
group will meet regularly on Tuesday afternoons from 3:15-4:45
p.m. in the Center for Counseling
and Human Development. The
dates are April 15, 22 , 29, and May
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Department is offering a special
section in Spanish I (12.101.09)
Wednesday at 6 p.m. It may be
taken as a General Ed.
requirement.
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Spanish expressions for Health
Professionals. Contact Prof.
Whitmer (389-4249) for more
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Norris a record-setting diver

by Carla Shearer
For the Voice

At the age of five, Margaret
Norris was doing front flips at a
Carlisle public pool; as a
sophomore at Bloomsburg University, she has already competed in
her second National Collegiate
Athletic Association (NCAA)
Championship.
"When I was young, I was a little daredevil , I wasn 't afraid to try
anything," Norris says. "Now I'm
a little timid to try new dives, but
in order to stay at a competitive
level , I have to try."
During her first year of college
competition , Norris finished second in the state and 22nd in the
nation , and was named to the
Pennsy lvania All Conference diving team .
This season,Norris matched her
previous performance at the state
championships, and imporoved her
national ranking to 21st in Division
II competition.

"Physically, I've done a lot
more work. This summer I was on
a heavy lifting program and it has
helped my techni que a lot ," Norris states. Her daily training consists of trampoline workouts and
about 50 to 60 various dives. During the season , she slacks off on
her nautilus training.
This season , Norris broke the
single-meet pool and team record
for points by scoring 250. She was
also named to the Pennsylvania All
Conference diving team tor the second consecutive season.
"I've pushed myself a little
more because competition gets
tougher and tougher," Norris says.
"You have to keep try ing new
dives with a high degree of difficulty."
Norris ' best dive is a forward
two and a half somersault , and her
most difficult is a forward somersault with three twists.
"It takes a lot of work and concentration to get the dive up to
par," Norris says, "but I don 't

Spring football—

(continued from back page)
Adrian 's staff will stick with the
basic 50 defense used by
Bloomsburg in the past; however;
after the front wall , the defense
will feature a lot of new names.
All-PC East first team pick Jim
Tyson "(6-3, 235) and a player who
earned a starting spot late in the
year, Chris Gross (6-6, 236) , will
man the tackle spots.
Tyson registered 46 tackles,
recovered three fumbles , sacked
opposing quaterbacks on three occasions and knocked down six
pass attempts.
When he wasn't harassing opponent passers, nose guard Wes
Cook (6-3, 241) was usually in the
backfield . The senior had 79
tackles and was the team leader in
sacks with nine.
Three-time first team AllAmerican Frank Sheptock was a
four-year starter at inside
linebacker and led the Huskies in
tackles in each of those four
seasons. But he is gone, and two
players who shared the starting
spotlight could now end up playing next to each other.
Seniors Butch Kahlau (5-11 ,
222) and Jake Williams (6-0, 212)
played beside Sheptock last season
until an injury put Williams out of
action for several games. Kahlau
tied with Cook for second on the
squad's tackle chart with 79 and
recovered three fumbles.
The rest of the lineup on the
defense will be entirely new as
both outside linebacking positions
and all four secondary spots have
been vacated , including the
graduation of All-American first
team cornerback Tony Woods.
Adrian will have several letter
winners from which to choose for
the positions and will make some

changes with other veterans in
order to refurbish the defense.
However , there will be a severe
lack of game experience no matter which players fill the
vacancies .
Twenty practice sessions are
slated to give both coaches and the
team an opportunity to know each
other before the 1986 season rolls
around in September.
The squad will be on the field
from now until April 25, and will
conclude the spring practice with
the annual "Maroon and Gold"
game on Saturday , April 26, at
noon.

Names five assistants
Adrian has named five members
to his staff in addition to full-time
aides Vin Sinagra and Joe
Viadella.
Frank Williams comes back as the
lone assistant returning from last
year's staff.
Williams will be entering his
10th season as a Bloomsburg assistant coach and will handle the
defensive secondary once again .
Williams coached a defensive
backfield that was credited with 26
interceptions in 1985 and helped
allow just 126.5 passing yards per
game.
Todd Tunnelljoins the staff and

mind the hard work because I love
to stay in shape."
During the off-season , Norris '
time is spent running, lifting and
swimming.
"I just enjoy being around the
pool ," Norris says. "I learned to
swim when I was four, and I
started competing at the age of
eight."
Norris competed in summer
swimming and diving leagues and
also the YMCA program. As a
junior , she was a high school All
American and finished first in
District II competition in the state.
Her senior year, in 1984, she
finished second in the nation while
competing for the Carlisle YMCA.
"I've always enjoyed swimming,
and I think someday I'd like to
coach at the hig h school level ,"
she says.
During the summer, Norris
teaches diving lessons and coaches
at the Carlisle Industrial Pool. "I
reall y like helping the kids," Norris remarks. "I think I might like
to make a career of it someday."
She has not yet declared a major, but is looking into the education program.
' Although my future is up in the
air, I know I want to stay active
with things I like, especially staying in shape and diving," Norris
states.

will be in charge of the defensive
ends.
He played under Adrian when
the latter served as Rhodes Island's
defensive coordinator.
Dale Joyner will join
Bloomsburg's receiving corps. He
played wide reciever at Boston
University before working as a
graduate assistant at the University of Houston.
He was a member of the
Cougars' staff in the 1984 Cotton
Bowl. Last season, he was an
assistant coach at Milford
Academy under Sinagra.
Dave Fortunato will coach the
Huskies' offensive line. He is a
graduate of West Liberty (WV)
State College where he played on
the offensive line. He served as
Ohio University 's assistant line
coach for two years.
Ed Givens, a former running
back at Rhode Island , will coach
BU's offensive backfield. A year
ago, he was one of the university 's
junior varsity coaches.
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Track teams have 10
qualify for state meet
by Karen Reiss
Staff Writer

Bloomsburg 's men 's and
women's track teams brought
home four medals and added 10
state qualifiers despite Saturday 's cold and windy conditions at the Shi ppensburg
University Track and Field
Invitational.
The meet consisted of 21
women's and 23 men's collegiate track and field teams.
Medal winners for the
Huskies included Craig Koch in
the 10,000 meter run , qualifying him for the state meet.
Marianne Fidishin was a
medalist in the 400 meter run ,
as was Deana Brown in the 100
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Fidishin also won a medal.
Additionall y, Troy Rice
qualified in the 400 meter
hurdles and Brenda Bisset did
the same in the 5000 meter run
In field events, Jill Cicierski
qualified in the discus with a
school-record throw of 125'4"
Theresa Lorenzi qualified in
the long and triple jumps , and
Deana Brown made a qualif ying high jump.
Mark Landis qualified for the
state meet for the men in the
shot put , while Bruce Linton
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BU bats help salvage twinbill
by Jeff Cox
Sports Editor

The weather was cold but the
bats were hot as visiting
Bloomsburg University used a
16-hit barrage to top Mansfiel d in
the second game of Saturday 's
doubleheader.
"It was a hitte rs delight , but not
a coaches deli ght. " Husk y coach
John Babb said. '"But it was a
deli ght to see our suvs hittin g . "
The lead see-sawed , as
every time the Huskies thoug ht
they would pull ahead to stay
against Mansfield , the Mounties
came back and dampened the
Huskies ' hopes.
BU struck earl y as Bill Adams
got things going with a two out
sing le. Matt Ka rchncr followed
with a double to score Adams, and
crossed the plate as John Nicodem
laced a sing le.
Mansfield used a pair of tri ples
and a sing le to come ri ght back
and tie things up in the bottom half
of the inning.
The Huskies took the lead again
in the top of the second as Rick
Shellenberger, Steve Clemens , and
Bill Salamy each had hits to account for a 3-2 Bloomsburg lead .
However, Mansfield answered
with thre e runs on four hits to
assume a 5-3 lead after two. But
then the see-saw swung in the
Huskies ' favor.

Erik Pedersen in pitching action for BU. The Huskies had pitching
woes in Saturday's doubleheader,but their bats picked up the slack.

Voice photo by Robert Finch

commanding 12-8 lead.
BU added a pair of insurance
runs in the top of the seventh and
squelched a Mansfield rall y to
secure the victory.
Mansfield had only four hits in
the opener, but used them well and
were assisted by some poor Husky
fielding to notch a 4-3 victory.
Steve Sees went the distance for
the Huskies , but a third inning

Spring practice starts for Huskies

Husky error on a fly bal l negated
an otherwise solid pitching effort
by Sees.
"We could have swept two if we
had played a little better defense,"
Babb said.
The split gave the Huskies a 12-6
overall record , and a 5-3 mark in
the Pennsylvania Conference's
Eastern Division. They will host
East Stroudsburg Tuesday.

Matt Karchner socked a solo
home run to get BU with in one ,
and after a Rob Kirk patrick walk ,
Nicodem slugged a two run home
run to give the Huskies a shortlived 6-5 lead .
An error by Bloomsburg gave
the Mounties a chance to tie things
up. They took advantage of the opportunity , and a sing le tied the
game.
Mansfield went up 7-6 on a
homer to leftfield by Petty in the
bottom of the fourth , but once
again , BU charged back in the top
half of the fifth on a two run shot
by Neil Boyd , and took an 8-7
advantage.
Bloomsburg still could not
breathe easy yet , as a pair of
Mansfield hits aided by a BU error tied the game at eight. But by
batting around in the top of the
sixth , the Huskies finally took the
lead they would never relinquish.
Third baseman Bill Salamy led
the inning off with a single , and
Scott Michael got on base with a
walk. The next BU batter struck
out , but Karchner was also walked to load the bases.
Kirk patrick and Nicodem
followed with two more passes to
force in two runs , and the Huskies
were up to stay 10-8. After another
Bloomsburg out, Boyd cracked a
sing le to centerfield to score
Kirkpatrick and Karchner and the
Huskies ended the inning with a

Keller 5K
run April 26
The eighth annual Rick
Keller Memorial Heart and
Sole Classic 5K Run will be
held Saturday, April 26, at
Town Park in Bloomsburg.
For the second time in as
many years, the run will be one
of the features of Bloomsburg's
annual Renaissance Jamboree ,
an all-day event that attracts
thousands of area residents to
the downtown-business district.
A fund raiser for the
American Heart Association 's
programs of research and
education , the Heart and Sole
Classic 5K attracted more than
100 runners to Town Park last
April . This year 's event should
draw even more.
There will be seven age
classes for runners , ages 10 to
65, with 50 trophies for the top
three finishers in every class
with equal awards for men and
women .
Walnut plaques will be
awarded to the top three individuals and organizations or
team contributors. Large
trophies will also be presented
to the man and woman with the
fastest times.
Information and registration
forms may be secured by
writing to the American Heart
Association , Box
571,
Bloomsburg PA 17815.

Adrian begins takeover of state champions

Getting to know his team and
rebuilding the conference 's top
defense are the major goals for
first year head coach Pete Adrian
as his defending Pennsy lvania
Conference
champion
Bloomsburg University football
team opened its spring workouts
on Monday , April 7.
Adrian took over the program in
February , replacing George Landis who served as the Huskies '
boss for four seasons and guided
the team to a school-record 12 victories against just one loss, a PC
title and a berth in the NCAA
Division II semi-finals in 1985.
He comes to Bloomsburg after
ten years as defensive coordinator
and assistant coach at the University of Rhode Island.
"We have to take this opportunity to evaluate all the returning
personnel and get to know them
better as well as the players getting to understand and know the
coaching
staff ," Adrian
comments.
"From my standpoint ,

everybody has a clean slate; those
people who didn 't see a lot of time
last season can show us
something , and those regulars
from a year ago have to reprove
themselves to some extent ," continues Adrian.
Offensively , eight of the 11
starters return to give the Huskies'
new staff a solid group of veterans
with which to work and install a
new system.
Adrian states, "The line play
will be very similar to what they
are used to , but the passing game
will be new and definetely different. "
Senior quarterback Jay DeDea
(6-3, 208 lbs.) will most likely
guide that atack again. He missed
five games in the middle of the
1985 campaign with knee problems but still managed to complete 80 of 177 passes for 1,157
yards and 11 touchdowns.
Behind DeDea in the backfield,
big fullback Calvin Robinson has
graduated, but the team 's leading
rusher , junior Tom Martin (5-7,

160) leads a large stock of running backs.
Martin gained 1,017 yards on
222 carries after earning the starting berth in the fifth game of the
season. He ran for over 200 yards
on two occasions, including . a
school-record 259 against Kutztown and was a PC Eastern Division second team selection .
Another junior , Tom Futch
(5-11, 175), was the Huskies ' starting tailback until an injury
sidelined him for the season .
Prior to his departure, Futch
had gained 289 yards on 77 carries. Sophomore Tom Heavey saw
limited action but rushed for 197
yards on 42 carries.
A pair of fullbacks saw duty in
backup roles to Robinson. Juniors
Jeff Cicierski (5-11, 208) and Jay
Drumheller (5-10, 198) combined
to gain another 152 yards.
In 1985, 14 different backs carried the ball for the Huskies and
12 of those rushers are returning.
Along with the I formation ,
Adrian and his staff will also use

a one back set on a regular basis
so several members of
Bloomsburgs ' backfield corps
could be experimenting at different positions this spring.
If the Huskies intend to throw
the ball more in 1986, the staff
must solidify the receiving
department.
Last season 's top pass catcher ,
senior PC East first team AllAmerican honorable mention tight
end Kevin Grande (6-5, 220)
caught 45 passes for 552 yards and
six touchdowns.
Additionally, Joe Dowd leaves
the school after hauling in 35
aerials for 763 yards and six
scores.
Another tight end , John
Rockmore (6-2, 210), caught 11
passes for another 191 yards, and
flanker Ken Liebel (5-9, 172)
equalled that amount for 139
yards.
Cicierski and wide reciever
Curtis Still (5-11, 155) combined
for another eight receptions and
168 yards.

Up front , depth was a major
problem in 1985, but an injury free season allowed the Huskies to
get by on a solid effort by the starting offensive line.
Junior John Fullmer (6-2, 247)
replaced All-American Mike
Jup ina at center and surpassed all
of the coaching staff' s expectations , earning PC East second
team honors.
Also returning are both guard s,
including junior Mark William s
(6-2, 222) and senior Eastern
Division first team choice B.J.
Swaldi , as well as one of the
tackles, senior Rich Whelchel
(6-4, 238.)
The, lone defection from the
line was All-American honorable
mention and PC East first team
tackle Doug DeLambo .
A complete revamping of the
conference's passing and total
defense leader will be necessary
this spring as just three full-time
starters return along with a duo
that split a fourth starting role,
(continued on page 7)