Ausprich inaugurated 16th president
before crowd in Haas Auditorium
by Will Dennis
for the Voice

Last Saturday, another chapter
was added to the annals of
Bloomsburg University historythe inauguration of Dr. Harry
Ausprich as the 16th president of
Bloomsburg University.
The ceremony took place at 2:30
p.m. in Mitrani Hall , Haas
Auditorium. Following the invocation from the Rev. Chester Snyder
and the singing of the National Anthem , the crowd was welcomed by
such notables as John Walker,
vice-president for Institutional Advancement; Sean Mullen , CGA
president; Mayor Daniel Bauman;
and former B.U. President James
McCormick , chancellor of the
State System of Higher Education.
After an address fro m Allen
Ostar, president of the American
Association of State Colleges and
Universities , Ausprich was
presented and the formal
ceremony began.
The investiture of Ausprich as
president was performed by
McCormick. The installation
ceremony followed and was performed by Dr. James Larson , a
member of the Board of Governors, State System of Higher
Education. Ausorich was then

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presented with the president 's
medallion and mace and made his
acceptance speech , which dealt
with the history of B.U'., the
university 's accomplishments, and
his agenda for the future .
After the singing of the Alma
Mater, the ceremony closed with
a benediction by the Rev. Greg
Osterberg , and a reception for the
President and Mrs . Ausprich
followed in the lobby of Haas.
Ausprich , who officially became
president ofthe university on Jul y
5, 1985, came to Bloomsburg from
Kent State Univers ity in Ohio.
While there, he was dean of
K.S.U.'s College of Fine and Professional Arts, consisting of 10 col-

leges ranging fro m arts, music,
and speech to technology and
fashion design. Also, Ausprich
was a former dean of the faculty
of arts at the State University of
New York, dean of the College of
Humanities and Fine Arts at the
University of Northern Iowa, and
the chairman of the speech and
drama department at Memphis
State University.
He has won several national
award s in the field of education ,
authored over 20 papers and
publications , and has appeared on
many radio and television shows,
including "Good Mornin g
America."

Students to decide on
p ossible Union expansion
by Lynn Ernst
Staff Writer

Over the years there have been
complaints concerning the difficulty of scheduling programs, the
meal plan , the location of the
health center, and the lack of study
space available in the Union.
These and other important issues
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the forum in the McCormick
Building , but the attendance was
zero with the exception of the
reporter assigned to the story.
The forum was scheduled so
students could learn about and
discuss the possible expansion and
renovation of the Union. Dr. John
Trathen , director of Student Activities for the Union , discussed
the needs for more space in the
Union and the different changes

Voice photo by Alex Schiilemans

The Team H20,a group of water gun slingers, hunts out victims and gains revenge for their
clients.

Dr. Harry Ausprich was inaugurated as the 16th president of
Bloomsburg University on Saturday, April 5, 1986.
that might occur if the referendum
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is passed .
Kehr Union was originally built
in 1973 when student enrollment
was 4,000. Presently there are
6,400 students and the number of
student organizations continues to
increase. As a result , Kehr Union
is too small to accomodate student
needs. With the proposed expansion , Kehr Union will go beyond
the present parking lot. The addition would take away from faculty
parking, but it would not affect student parking.
A new multipurpose room with
an 18 foot high ceiling would be
erected. The prospective multipurpose room would have a nicer
atmospere so banquets and movies
could be held there. The room
would be air conditioned , handicap accessible , and make
scheduling banquets and conferences easier.
When the room is not being used for banquets and conferences,
it will be available for student use.
Trathen said , the basic thing is "to
keep the building as occupied as
possible."
In addition to the multipurpose
room , two new conference rooms
would be constructed right next to
it. Also the Blue Room, on the
third floor, would become a food
preparation area for banquets and
a small dressing room for performers has been suggested.
On the first floor, the expansion
and renovation of the snack bar is
under consideration. Ideall y,
another 230 seats would be
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Inside Monday
HSC greenhouse
The greenhouse connected to
Hartline Science Center is suffering from mechanical
problem.
(Details, see page 2)

Players do it again
' 'The Importance of Being
Earnest " finished its run last
Saturday.
(Details, see page 5)

BU baseball wins
The BU baseball team split a
double header with Millersville.
(Details, see page 12)

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Features
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BU greenhouse s heating syste m
stifle s p lant growth
by Mara Gummoe
fo r th e Voice
Bloomsburg
University 's
greenhouse, connected to the
Hartline Science Center, is suffering from a heating problem, according to Dr. Louis V. Mingrone ,
chairman of the biology
department.
"The air inside the greenhouse
is below the required temperature
of 50 degrees needed to start the
growth process of most plants ,"
said Mingrone.
He added the problem stems
from an inadequate heating
system , not capable of handling the
problems of winte r cold.
According to Mingrone ,
Hartline houses growth chambers
in the basement. "When a
greenhouse is built and functions
correctl y, it will be much more effective and less expensive to run
and maintain than a growth
chamber," he said.
Mingrone said heating problems
are also caused by the use of single
pane glass instead of double pane.
"It had no windows; it was all

gla§s with two doors. Set up like
this, the plants burn in the summer
and die in the winte r from the
heating and ventilation systems,"
said Mingrone.
Recently, the biology department and the buildings , grounds
and maintenance departments have
taken care of the ventilation
system.
Screens have been added and the
roof opens up. A large electricall yoperated , plastic tube circulates
the air when switched on. Benches
have been installed .
The heating system , however, is
going to take longer to fix. A consultant is being called in to fi qure
out what kind of heating system is
needed to heat the greenhouse.
According to Mingrone , the
heating system is "beyond repair. "
It consists of two heating units that
run on natura l gas. "One is dow n
completely and the other is barely
working, " said Mingrone.
"Funding is needed to replace
the system ," said Mingrone. "A
request for funds will be made in
the spring and sent throug h the
'normal channels ' for next year "

he added.
According to Mingrone , the
department has the support of the
administration (o get the system
working. Don McCulloch , director of the physical plant , has been
very supportive also, Mingrone
said. "Crews have been sent over
for three to four days at a time to
try and make it work ." said
Mingrone.
"It is no one 's fault ," he added.
"We accepted what an architect
thoug ht was the answer and it
wasn ' t. "

SOAR offers BU
T-shirts with logo
SOAR, the campus organization
for non-traditional students, is selling T-shirts with the SOAR logo on
the back and "Soaring at
Bloomsburg University " on the
front.
The maroon and gold shirts cost
$5.00; $6.00 for size extra large. To
order, send your name, phone
number and payment to SOAR,
Box 3, Kehr Union.

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BU p rofessors p ublished;
new additions to coUege staff
Several BU professors have
recently had their articles published while the school adds new staff
members.
Clinton Oxenri der , Ph.D.
department of math and compute r
science recently had a research
paper published in the jour nal ,
Linea r A lgebra and Its Applica tions. It was jo intly written with
Richard Hill of Idaho State
University.
Donald Vannan, Ph.D. Curriculum and Foundations, had two
articles published in the educational journal , Early Years. The articles were entitled , "Use Foil to
Wrap Up Science Activities " and
"Science Made Easy With a Tea
Towel." Early Years is a publication for teachers from kindergarten
to grade eight.
Donald L. Pratt , Ph.D. , Curriculum and Foundations , had his
article entitled , "Responsibility
for Student Success/Failure and
Observed Verbal Behavior Among
Secondary
Science
and
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Mathematics Teachers published
in the Journal of Research in
Science Teaching.
Jon M. Andes, Ph.D. , had an
article entitled , "Ending Controversial Policies "published in a
recent issue of the National School
Board Journal.
Nancy Gilgannon , Ph.D. , Curriculum and Foundations has
published an article entitled , "The
Holistic A pproach: Bridges the

Communication Gap Between
Special and Vocational Education. " It was co-authored by
Joseph Youshock of the Special
Education and Communication
Disorders Department.
New additions to the BU staff
include Constance Gaynor who
has joined the Center for Counseling and Human Development for
the spring semester. She rep laced
Jean Waites who recently resigned .
Rolene Wagner recentl y joined
th BU Department of Health ,
Physical Education and Athletics
as the assistant athletic trainer.
Wagner will assist Art Hopkins ,
BU physical therapist and head
trainer, in handling the university 's
physical therapy clinic located in
the Fieldhouse.

A special note
fo seniors
Tradtionall y at Bloomsburg,
commencement convocations are
held in December, May, and
August. Graduating seniors officiall y declare a graduation date
by completing the official intentto-graduate form. The date of
graduation is determined by the
completion of the required 128
semester hours of academic work.
Academic and financial requirements must be satisfied prior
to any commencement period ,
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Journalism program Class of 1986
offers lecture on
Senior Banquet
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Press Enterprise , will discuss
newspaper desi gn and color at 10
a.m. on Wednesday, April 9, in
Bakeless 105. The lecture is sponsored by the Program in Journalism and is open to the public
Gerber is a gra duate of
Bloomsburg Hi gh School and was
news director at WHLM and
WKOK radio stations in
Bloomsburg and Sunbury respectively. Prior to his present position
at the Press-Enterprise , he was a
general assi gnment reporter ,
public affairs reporter and city
editor. In addition to newspaper
journalism , he is active in the
Masonic order and was in several
Bloomsbur g Players theatre
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The Senior Banquet will be held
on Friday, April 18, at the
Woodlands in Wilkes-Barre.
The Banquet will begin at 6:30
p.m. The cost per person will be
$23. Rooms will cost $50 double
occupancy and $6 for each additional guest. Tickets have been on
sale in the Union since Tuesday,
April 1 and room reservations can
be made at 717-824-9831. Check in
times fbr the rooms begin at 1 p.m.
There will be a sign-up sheet for
all those interested in riding a bus
to the banquet. The cost per person will depend on the number of
seniors signing up for the bus.
Neither the university nor the
Class of 1986 will be held responsible for any damage that may occur at the. Woodlands.

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nail wraps, overlays and ear piercing.
Open afternoons and evenings , by appointment,
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. $22 for sculptue d nails.

Mini-courses offered
by Writing Center
The Writing Center, located in
Old Science Hall, Room 20, is offering 4 free mini-courses.
Course number 1 is Diagnosing
and Correcting Basic Writing Problems. Session 2 will be held April
10 and 17 from 9:30-10:45 a.m.
Topics to be included depending
on partici pants will be grammar
(verbs/tense/agreement/pronouns/plurals/ possesives), punctuation , and spelling.
Course number 2 is Improving
Sentence Construction . Session 2
will be held April 10 and 17 from
6:30-8 p.m. Subjects to be includ-

ed depending on participants will
be incomplete sentences/run on
sentences, sentence variety/maturity/complexity, sentence coordination/subordination , parallelism ,
and sentence combining.
Course number 4 is Taking
Essay Examinations: Strategies for
Writing Answers to Essay Questions. Session 2 will be held April
9 and 16 from 10-10:50 a.m.
Preregistration is desirable, but
not necessary. All classes will be
held at the Writing Center, OSH
Room 20. Send registration forms
to Carol Veriuto, OSH Room 11.

Students to decide on expansion
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available, which would make the
cash equivalency plan possible.
Students who do not have time
to eat in the Commons could go to
the Union and get a meal
equivalent to the cost of the meal
they are entitled to under their
meal plan. Also the food preparation area would be enlarged so
more things can be accomplished
faster. Other suggestions include
new chairs and tables.
Ideas for the ground floor
renovations include the games
room becoming a multicultural
room. Here, the mingling of
cultures could take place and the
room could only be reserved for
mutlicultural programs. This
would mean no more kicking
students out of the President 's
Lounge because of meetings and

Support group
offe red to victims
of eating disorders

Eating disorders are fairly common among college populations,
especially college women.
Bulemia is characterized by bingeeating and purging. Anorexia Nervosa is characterized by deliberate
self starvation.
To aid our BU women with
these eating disorders, a support
group will meet regularly on Tuesday afternoons from 3:15-4:45
p.m. in the Center for Counseling
and Human Development . The
dates are April 8, 15, 22, 29, and
May 6.
Pre-registrationis not necessary.
Attendance at all sessions is preferred. For more information, call the
Counseling Center, 4255.

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programs.
The games room , as the layout
plan shows, would be near the
bowling alley. If the referendum is
passed , the health center will be
moved from McCormick to the
ground floor of the Union. Also,
a student organization center
would be created . The health
center would be twice as large as
the one in McCormick and the student organization center could be
used by certain groups based on
their size and importance.
The overall cost for the proposed expansion would be approximately $2,500,000. The maximum cost per student would be
$20 a semester, said Trathen. He
added "With what is being offered, the students gets a lot for his
money. It 's a good investment."
Students are encouraged to vote
on the referendum on Thursday,
April 10 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.
in the Union.

Space requested
for speaking events
The 16th Annual National
Championship in Individual
Speaking Events, which BU will
host from April 24-28, requires extra space for competitions.
About 1,000 competitors are expected, therefore, help from all
professors is needed. The time the
space is needed is on April 24 and
April 25 late afternoon and evening and all day April 26 and 27.
If you can help in any way,
please contact Director of Forensics, Harry Strine, at extension
4576 or send him a mote at 1115
McCormick by March 15.

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New bill would p rovidefunds
for instructional equipment

Anthropology Dept
offe rs new course

Next fall , the anthropology
faculty will be offering a new
course, Men and Women: An AnPerspective
thropological
(46.260). This course has been approved for general education credit
under group B, the Social
Sciences.
The course will discuss and
critically examine several topics,
among them being:
1) studies of sex roles in nonhuman primates;
2) the evolution of sex roles in
humans;
3) the interactions of sexes in industrial and pr e-industrial
societies;
4) concepts of male dominance
and female submissiveness;
5) contemporary theories of sex
roles interaction from Margaret
Mead to sociobiology.
The course will be team-taught
by Professors Reeder and
Minderhout.

A $22 million bill which would
extend and expand the 1986-87
budget Instructional Equipment
Grant Program for colleges and
universities throughout the state
was introduced this month .
The appropriation , an increase
of $16.5 million in 1985-86, would
be distributed to public and private
colleges and universities to help
offset budget limitations which
prevent the purchase of new instructional equipment, said State
Rep. Ron Cowell, D-WilkmsTwp.
Cowell, chairman of the House
sub-committee on Higher Education , said representatives from
public and private institutions
clearly expressed the need to
eliminate antiquated instructional
equipment from Commonwealth
schools. He stressed the importance of new, advanced equipment
saying the absence of modern
equipment in schools means
students will not be familiar with

Quest offers
backpacking trip
Quest is offering a backpacking
trip to the Wyoming State Forest
in Sullivan County April 18-20.
Everything needed is included in
the price of $20 for students and
$45 for area community residents.
"It's an opportunity to enjoy the
springtime by exploring the mountains," said Bill Proudman , Quest
director. "We look forward to participation by community residents
in our program."
The Quest office has been moved on campus from the Kehr
Union to the ground floor of
Simon Hall, located between Columbia and Montour Residence
Halls. For more information or to
sign up, call 389*4323.

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the kind of equipment they will
have to use when they enter the
work force.
The one-time investment of
$16.5 million, while beneficial, is
not enough and hopefully, there
will be continued approval of appropriations for the Higher Education instructional equipment program , said Cowell.

IMAGE prepares for
spring performance
The sign language group, IMAGE, will perform in Mitrani Hall
of Haas Center Sunday, April 13,
at 2 p.m. and Monday, April 14,
at 8 p.m.
The performances include sign
language, dancing, and mime, and
are designed for normal hearing as
well as hearing impaired individuals of all ages. Admission is
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Microcomputer Fair

The Univers ity Store is hosting a
Microcomputer Fair Tues* * April 8f r o m9:00 a* m*
to 4:00 p. m* Representativesfrom Apple, Zenith,
IBM, Hewlett Packard, AT&T, and Radio Shack
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Teachers test students
while testing themselves
Is lt fair to measure a teacher 's
ability solely on the scores ofa test
given to their students? Well, the
Texas legislature thinks it is.
In the March 24 Time, it was
reported that more than 200,000
teachers and school administrators
handed out a language skills test
to their students and the results
will determine whether or not they
will be able to continue teaching
in Texas.
Althoug h the test is reported to
be not difficult , teachers were
outraged at this vehicle of ability
measurement. One teacher said
the test was the wrong way to
measure a teacher 's ability and the
onl y way to determine whether a
teacher is competent is to watch
them in the classroom.
Harold Massey, executive director of the Texas Association of
Secondary School Princi pals, said
that thc main result of this teacher
test would be to "totall y and comp letely demoralize the profession
in Texas."
Thc Texas Stale Teacher 's
Association , which represents
55,000 teachers in the state, has
brought suit to stop the test. They
claim that teacher certification is
a life-time contract and this test is
in violation of that contract.
A district jud ge has allowed the
test to proceed , but the teachers ,
backed by the National Education
Association (NEA) are appealing
to the Texas Supreme Court .
The outraged reaction of the
teachers is a valid reaction. It is
very difficult, if not impossible, to
judge a teacher 's competence solely on the results of students tests.
Studies have show n that even the
most
intelligent
children
sometimes test below their ability
and sometimes very poorly.
, Teacher testing, in its proper
form, is a must. Just because
teachers are certified when they
graduate from college at the age of

21 or 22 doesn 't mean they will
continue to keep up on the latest
developments in teaching and their
own subjects until they retire.
Testing should occur at variou s
points in a teacher 's career. The
intervals should be set by the
teachers 's unions , not the government , and should apply to
everyone in that union.
Cold turkey tests are not what I
am suggesting. Refresher courses
should be required for teachers and
then they should be tested. I realize
that everyone cannot keep up on
everything all the time , so the
refresher tests are a good way to
ensure that teachers have the
avenues to keep up on advancements. That 's not unfair , is
it?
Refresher courses and testing
are onl y part of the full teacher
evaluation process. Another bi g
part is teacher observations.
Schools should set up specific people and times to observe their own
teachers. This will enable the
school administrators to sec if thc
teacher is teaching the proper information , whether the teacher can
handle the numbe r of students in
his or her class, whether the
teacher can handle problem
children-disci pline and academic
and it will also determine whether

Give the teams some credit
Dear Edito r,

During the fall the Bloomsburg
University football team received
a lot of attention , deservingly so.
Most of the administrators and
Dr. Ausprich attended most of the
home games and a lot of the away
ones.
But now it is the spring season
and some of the less popular sports
deserve some of that attention ,
While most of us were either at
home or at a vacation resort, the

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sports teams were on the road
competing.
The tennis, baseball , softball ,
track and lacrosse teams deserve
the same amount of recognition as
the football and basketball teams.
They work just as hard .
When I make this comment , I
am not talking to the administration alone.
Let 's see the students of
Bloomsburg University out there
supporting all their sports teams.
Try to make it a point to attend
atleast one of every sport on
campus.
A Sports Fan

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the teacher is giving the students
a good learning environment.
Teacher refresher courses ,
testing and observations are musts
if we want to ensure that our
childre n are receiving the best
possible education they can get.
But this process must be done properl y and not underhandedl y.
Trying to determine whether a
teacher is competent enough solely on how students score on tests
is absurd . More than one medium
has to be used to achieve a proper
measure
of
a
teacher ' s
competence.

Christine Lyons
Mike Feeley
Jean Bihl, Elizabeth Dacey
Joannie Kavanaugh, Kristen Turner
Jeff Cox
Mike Albright
Crystal Lally, Darlene Wicker
Robert Finch,Alexander Schillemans
.Terri Quaresimo,Ben Shultz
John Maittlen-Harris

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Let 's see the pride
restored in teaching
Dear Edito r,
Frequentl y in the last few weeks
and in recent years education has
been the reci pient of much
criticism. Admittedly, some
criticism is valid while some is
not.
We, as education majors at
Bloomsburg University, would like
to see pride restored in teaching .
We have the conviction that education is the critical part of a productive life. However, in four years we
face the reality that our education
is misunderstood and put down.
We do not "cut and paste." We
do not have to be mentall y retarded to teach the mentall y retarded .
Our education consists of
understanding and facilitating the
complicated process of man's
learning.
People are individuals; there are
many needs and wants . Our job is
to assess the needs and put
material into the most di gestable
manner. What you see in games,
puppet play and bulletin boards
takes hours of thought and

planning.
And it also takes a commitment.
A commitment saying, that in li ght
of there being bad teachers and a
relatively low salary scale, we will
do our best.
At Bloomsburg University, we
simpl y ask for an attempt at
understanding and a chance at
equal footing with other majors.
Perhaps if you see an education
major "playing " with a child and
you think , "They go to school for
that? " you will think again.
Barb Mutchler and
Lisa A. Wagner

Voice your vote
Remember to vote on Thursday,
April 10. ARS, CAS and class officers will be on the ballot, as well
as the Kehr Union Expansion
referendum.
This election will effect
everyone on campus, so get involved and vote .

Voice Editorial Policy

The editorials m The Voice are the opinions and concerns of the editorial staff , and not
necessarily the opinions of all members of The Voice staff , or the student population of
Bloomsburg University.
The Voice invites all readers to express their opinions on the editorial page through letters
to the editor. Letters must be signed and include a phone number and address for verification , although names will be withheld upon request.
The Voice reserves the right to edit all submissions.
Letters to the editor should be sent to The Voice office, Kehr Union , Bloomsburg University, or dropped off in the office at the rear of the games room.

'Bright Lights, Big City ': beer commercial re-invented as literature
by George F. Will
Syndicated Columnist

Washington-Justice delayed is
justice denied, so justice demands
that someone say this: It is not true
that young adults read nothing but

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must look all the way down to
fourth place on the current list of
campus best-sellers to find a cartoon book, and all the way to
seventh place to find one about
Garfield the cat.

Tinpot dictatorsattempt
to impose rule; U.S. sees
battle in two hemispheres
by Tom Miller

Editorial Columnist

The past weeks have seen American forces in combat or near combat in each hemisphere. In both the Mediterranean Sea and in Central
America , tinpot dictato rs attempted to impose their rule on areas which
did not belong to them.
Just days after the U.S. House or Representatives once again "tried
to send a peaceful message" to the Nicaraguan Communist government ,
that country invaded Honduras to try to root out Contra forces bases
there. You remember the Contras? They are the organized resistance
to the Sandinistas that were so weak they weren 't worth hel ping.
But the communist Sandinistas bit off more than they could chew
in Honduras. The weak , ineffective Contras managed to surround about
one-third of the communist force and pin it down long enough for it
to be exposed as an invading force. In an ABC television interview,
Daniel Ortega , so-called president of Nicaragua , was deny ing that his
forces had invaded Honduras even after film of the combat and interviews with captured Nicaraguans in the Honduran capital of Tegucigalpa
had been broadcast on national television. Communists have respect
for neither the truth nor the intelli gence of the American people.
When the Nicaraguan communists invaded , President Robert Cordova of Honduras invoked the Act of Chapultapec and the Rio Treaty
to call for assistance from other American states. The United States
responded immediately, providing U.S. Army helicopter transport to
ferry Honduran troops into position to resist the invading Nicaraguans.
This latest action by Nicaraguan accomplishes th ree things. It exposes Nicaraguan intentions to wi pe out the Contras, with whom they
refuse to negotiate. It exposes 222 U.S. Congressmen at the height of
their naivete in voting against Contra aid. Finally, it insures that a sizable
number of those Congressmen will change their minds, thus ensuring
the approval of Contra aid when it comes up for a vote again on April
15. Well done, Ortega!
On the other side of the Atlantic, as all the world now knows, Libya 's
Colonial Khadafy fired upon an American fleet consisting of three aircraft carrier battle groups—any one of which could reduce Libya to a
smoking ruin.
The United States responded with judicious restraint , not even
shooting back until afte r the third attack and until Libyan naval units
approached their missile ranges. Certainl y no one can say we
over-reacted .
For once, the whole country is behind the president. Even Ti p
O'Neill backed Reagan.
The details have been widely reported and need no repetition. U.S.
Fleet on the hi gh seas...So-called "line of death"...Peaceful transit
through international waters;..Khadaf y attacks...Fleet defends
itself. ..Complete cruise...Leaves area. Pretty cut and dry.
Now Khadafy has issued a call for his army to 'retaliate ' against
the United States. If Khadafy remains true to form, what he means here
is not military action but most probab ly some kind of cowardly expedition to blow the legs off some American school children.
The question is this: What do we do when that happens? Will we
have the same wring ing of hands and temporizing about how we can 't
prove who did it? Or will we do something?
Since the U.S.S. Saratoga has not relieved the America after all
and all three carriers are remaining in the Mediterranean , the answer
would seem to be the latter.
The course to steer is this: If Americans become the victims of
terroristic attack anywhere in the world , absent of any evidence to the
contra ry, the United States should presume that Khadafy has done
nothing more than make good on his threat. In such a case we should
hold Libya as a state, and Khadafy personall y responsible for its actions. Since the Libyans demostrated their support so vigorously for
their leader, they should likewise be held accountable.

The best seller deserves to be.
It is Garrison Keillor 's "Lake
Wobegon Days." And young adults
even have a kind of cult book. It
is Jay Mclnerney 's novel, "Bri ght
Lights, Big City."
It has something like the cachet
"Catcher in the Rye" had in the
golden age of college youth (meaning I was in college). Indeed , a
critic says, "Bright Lights " is "the
'Catcher in the Rye7of the MBA
set. " From the royalties ,
Mclnerney bought a BMW,
naturall y.
He has perfect pitch for the inner music of upscale young professionals networking on the fast
track. His novel is the Michelob
beer commercial re-invented as
literature.
It chronicles one picaresque
week in the life ofa 1980s Holden

Caulfield who is failing life as a
fact-checker at a magazine as full
of itself as the New Yorker. The
novel's prefactory quotation is
from "The Sun Also Rises":
"How did you go bankrupt?"
Bill asked .
"Two ways," Mike said .
"Gradually and then suddenly."
The novel appeals to people
mightily concerned about monthly
consumption and other sources of
derivative identity. It suggests the
state of mind (well, state of
something) that has been called
Transcendental acquisition , spelled R-O-L-E-X. Something bad is
"to New Jersey for words." A
grating voice sounds like "the
New Jersey state anthem." Tacky
girls have "an outer-borough
look." What is good? Bloomingdale 's, and a "J. Press torso,"

News of Yesteryears
51 YEARS AGO

16 YEARS AGO

The school 's tennis courts were
flooded with water during a cold
spell to provide recreational ice
skating for the students. Several
dozen students utilized the ' 'rinks''
during the day.

Women at BSC were allowed to
visit men's dorms for the first
time, but visitation was not permitted on a 24-hour basis.

40 YEARS AGO
The Day and Dorm Women held
their annual He-She- Party. Some
girls appeared in ridiculous
costumes while others dressed as
men. The refreshment committee
served doughnuts and chocolate
milk.
The year's Senior Ball was held
at the Hotel Altamont in Hazleton.
The banquet was followed by a
dance. Because of the war, the ball
was held in Bloomsburg the past
few years because transportation
was not available.
23 YEARS AGO
Leatrice Sunaoka and Diane
Kam , students from Hawaii ,
entered the Freshmen class.
Sunaoka was the first American
student of foreign ancestry under
the sponsorship of the college.

12 YEARS AGO
The Marguerite W. Kehr Union
was opened. A grand opening banquet marked the official opening
of the building.
7 YEARS AGO
The Commonwealth Association
of Students (CAS) sponsored a major class boycott. On October 24 ,
students were asked to boycott
classes and leave the classrooms
empty. The boycott was organized
in response to a proposed tuition
increase of $50. At that time,
Pennsylvania paid about $350
more than the national average for
tuition costs for public higher
education.
The empty classrooms were
supposed to symbolized 1) students
no longer able to attend college
due to rising costs, 2) professors
who lose their jobs due to lack of
students, and 3) the possible
deterioration of hi gher education.
Column gathered by Cathy Desko

Did you know? Merchants in Fort Lauderdale expect to pull in more
than $120 million frdm college students attending spring break in 1986.
Police were expecting over 1,500 arrests on the beaches for li quor law
violations.

and Twimng's breakfast tea. And,
always, croissants.
The protagonist is a downwardly mobile young man wiih a bad
habit of "hoovering " cocaine and
tedious habit of wondering who he
is. The novel begins: "l(bu are not
the kind of guy who would be at
a place like this at this time of the
morning." What other kind of guy
isn't he? When in a disreputable
night club: "Your presence here is
only...reminding yourself of what
you aren 't." Yet again: "You see
yourself as the kind of guy who appreciates a quiet night at home
with a good book . A little Mozart
on the speakers..." "You see
yourself as the kind of guy who
wakes up early on Sunday morning and steps out to cop the Times
and criossants. Who might take a
cue from the Arts and Leisure section...The kind of guy who..."
Style and substance merge in the
use of the second-person pronoun,
the tone of voice of the selfabsorbed. It is the voice of those
Michelob commercials swarming
with the baby-boomers merrily
gentrifying brownstones: "You
have a style in your life...\bu're on
the way to the top...You've always
known just who are you are."
Mclnerney 's protagonist hasn 't a
clue who he is.
In Mclnerney 's second novel ,
"Ransome," the protagonist of
that name is a Beverly Hills boy
disgusted with dad who is-yuck.'-in television. Ransome goes to
earth in Japan and converts (it is
a demi-semi-religion for him) to
karate, the practice of which "conveyed an extraordinary sense of
self-possession ." Here we go
again , more "selfs" being shopped for and possessed .
In a sense, Mclnerney is traditional to the point of being hidebound . Nothing is more traditional
that the theme of alienated youth ,
especially youth alienated from
vulgar dad . Mclnerney makes that
theme into a medley with the tested
theme of flight abroad into strange
lands and self-discovery.
Mclnerney at his worst is nine
yards better then another hot new
author, Bret Easton Ellis, whose
"Less Than Zero" is the worst
novel since the invention of
movable type. It is about yet
another alienated Beverly Hills boy
who likes cocaine about as much
as he dislikes dad , who is in television. Alienated? The book begins:
"People are afraid to merge on
freeways in Los Angeles." Get it?
Melnerney 's keen ear for
trendy-babble does make him very
funny in life as well as in fiction.
When he went to Hollywood to sell
"Bright Lights," he says, "They
told me they were putting me up
at Chateau Marmont and I said , Ts
that good?' And they said , Ts it
good? John Belushi died there!'"
We have not heard the last , or the
best, from a man with an ear for
stuff like that .

Players p resent Oscar Wilde comedy

Voice photo by Alexander Schillemans

John Worthing(Steve Sunderlin), left, and Gwendoline Fairfax(Jennifer Carey), second from left, discuss future plans while Algernon
Moncrieff(Tony Dietterick), right, and Lady Bracknell(Gail Lynch),
center, look on in the Bloomsburg Players Production of "The Importance of Being Earnest."
by Jeff Cox
Sports Editor

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Two relationshi ps receive tne
main focus in Wilde 's play. John
Worthing and Algernon Moncrief ,
played by Steve Sunderlin and
Tony Dietterick respectively ,
deceive the women that they love
by telling them both that their
names are Earnest. The reason tor
this is that both girls will onl y
marry someone named Earnest ,
thus it is important to be
"Earnest. "
The women are both suitabl y
named. Gwendol yn Fairfa x ,
played by Jennifer Carey, and
Cecil y Cardew, played by Dana
Roughton , both have very hi gh
ideals about who they will marry.
When they find out that neither of
the men are named Earnest , the
fun beg ins.
Further compounding things
between the couples is demanding
and socially upstanding Lady
Bracknell , Gwendolyn 's aunt , portrayed by Gail Lynch.
The show, though not without its
flaws, still came off as a respectable effort from a group of people that obviously tried very hard ,
and came up short in some areas,
but did very well in others.
Tony Dietterick grabbed attention immediately with his appearance of the spoiled rich person who never had an honest day 's
work in his life. His movements
were all in character, but his voice
slipped in and out of an British accent. He provided many of the
most memorable and most
humorous moments in the show by
realizing just who the character is,

and had a true feeling lor the
period and the social strata where
hc was involved.
Steve Sunderlin tried very hard ,
but just missed in his effforts to
capture his characters postilion .
His voice was appropriate for thc
part and he moved about thc stage
well , but he gave the impression
that he was never really comfortable with the character.
The main problem 1 had with
Sunderlin 's portrayal was that he
did not give enoug h of himself to
his emotions. His disp lay of emotions was unconvincing and at
times unmotivated , shown by his
sometimes monotone voice. Once
Sunderlin learns to establish his
presence on stage, he will no doubt
be a fine actor.
Jennife r Cary has trul y
established herself as one of the
elite , not only as her character in
the show, but as an actress on the
stage. She has learned the gift of
when to play it up and when not
to. Too often performers go overboard when they play a stereotype,
but she did not , and therefore
made the character not a
stereotype, but unique.
However, Dana Roughton was
not overshadowed by the perfromance of Cary. She had to play
a blend of clear-head and naive,
and made the mold to an excellence. She worked so well with
Cary to make the two a comfortable duo onstage.
Gail Lynch , as Lady Bracknell ,
did what was expected of her.
However, when saying that about

this part icular actress , it takes on
a little different meaning. What is
now expected of Lynch on the
Bloomsburg stage is sheer excellence and she delivers all the
way.
George Caesar and Gilbert Darbouze p layed the butlers , and both
did commendable jobs , except
Caesar gave a little too much pro file onstage.
Former BU professor Craig
Himes played Rev. Canon Chasuble , and exchange student Anne
Babkine played Miss Prism , Cecily 's tutor. They both were fine additions to the play except for one
thing-Miss Prism 's makeup was
horrible.
When sharp makeup lines are
drawn on somebody 's face to make
them look older, from the audience
it looks like, well , somebody drew
lines on somebody 's face to make
them look older. These sharp lines
are not effective at all (in fact, they
are quite annoying) and should be
not ever be used.
The set is primitely simple, but
the stage at Carver Hall limits
greatly what one can do set-wise,
so designer Bill O'Donnell did his
best with what he had . The
lighting design , by Colette Barni ,
was tasteful and interesting.
Overall , we have seen better
from the Players, but this show did
have its memorable moments and
gives the BU community reason to
look forward to future works by
this unfailingly dedicated group of
people.

The Bloomsburg Theatre
Ensemble has opened April with
The Birthday Party, a haunting
modern comedy/drama by Harold
Pinter. Originally produced in
London in 1957, it is considered a
contemporary classic and has had
a substantial influence on modern
drama.
The Birthday Partyis a mystery
thriller to which the audience must
provide its own answers. Like an
episode of The Twilight Zone, it
places seeming ly ordinary
characters in an everyday setting
and hints at the bizarre. In a rundown English seaside town, at a
boarding house with only one
boarder, proprietors Meg and
Petey talk about breakfast, the
weather, and their lone boarder
Stanley. When two wordly

strangers come to visit , the plot
takes an ominous turn .
Oddly comical , yet unsettling,
The Birthday Partycenters on the
peculiarity of everday life. Unlike
anything that BTE has done before,
if poses many questions and provides no explanations. Says Laurie
McCants of the company 's artistic
directorate,''It 's funny and scary
and beautifully written and it 's a
comedy and it 's a drama , and
it 's...well...unique!"
"I consider Harold Pinter the
foremost British playwright", says
director Bruce Colville. "It 's exciting for me to direct Tlie Birthday Party, to try to reinterpret it
in the context of 1986." Colville
comes to BTE from New York City and is a member of The New
York Arts Group. He has directed

such plays as Small Craft Warnings, The Wager, and If Men Play
Cards as Women do.
The cast of six includes Ensemble members Laurie McCants,
Martin Shell , Leigh Strimbec k ,
Whit MacLaughlin , and Gerard
Stropnicky, as well as guest actor
David Moreland .
The The Birthday Party is
recommended for mature audiences. It runs through April 19
and performance times are
Wednesdays through Saturdays at
8 p.m., with matinees on Sundays
at 3 p.m. and on the last Saturday
of the run at 2 p.m. For tickets call
BTE box office at (717) 784-8181.

BTE stages a haunting modern
drama with ' The Birthday Party''

"Frustration is not having
anyone to blame but yourself."
-Bits & Pieces

Superstitions

Many still believe
by Kathy Hess
For the Voice
Miss Janice Youse, a professor
at Bloomsburg University, is
ori ginall y from Boyerton , Pa., in
the heart of the Dutch country. She
believes in many of the Pennsylvania Dutch superstitions which
were handed down to her from her
mother. Miss Youse believes that
superstitions got started by an
event actuall y happening and bad
or good luck following it.
Many of the superstitions deal
with bad luck or death. Some of
the ways that you can cause bad
luck are : opening an umbrella in
the house and standing under it ,
breaking a mirror, or leaving a
house throug h a different door
than the one you entered through.
Miss Youse said that her uncle
believed the one about the door so
strongly that one time when he
locked himself out of the house he
climbed a ladder, got in through an
upstairs window, unlocked the
front door and went back out and
came in through that same door.
"All the neighbors thought he was
.
crazy," she said.
' Tt s bad luck to sew on Sundays, " said Miss Youse, "for
what you sew on Sunday, you will
take apart on Monday."
If someone is laying on the floor
and you step over them it will stunt
their growth , but if you retrace
your steps, the person will be okay.
One superstition dealing with
death is that bringing parsley with
the roots still attached into a house
will cause death within a year."My
mother swares that this has happened on several occassions to
people that she knew,"said Youse.
Two superstitions deal with
birds and death . One is if a bird
flies into a window, someone in the
household will die. And if a white
pigeon sits in the window and coos
someone also will die. Miss Youse
said that her little cousin was very
sick with cystic fibrosis and a
white pigeon sat in her window.
The next day her cousin died .
The superstition that Miss Youse
believes in the most is that if a picture falls someone in the
household will die. She said one
evening she was up in her bedroom
with her German Shepard when
she heard a loud crash coming
from downstairs. She said that the
dog became so nervous that she
had to drag him down the steps to
see what had happened . When she
got there she saw that a large painting had fallen and two days later
her dog died.
Not all superstitions deal with
negative things. Some are just fun.
For instance, placing a loaf of
bread on its head will cause the
angels to cry in heaven. A pair of
new shoes can never.be set on a

table or else they will squeak.
"Some of the funniest superstitions deal with common household
items ," she said , "for instance, if
you drop a knife, a man is coming
to your house , if you drop a fork ,
a woman is coming, and if you
drop a spoon , a bi g mouth is coming. Dropp ing a dish towel means
a slob is coming."
Killing certain things can also
cause bad luck. If you ' re a hunter,
never shoot an albino deer or you
will die within a year. In addition ,
killing certain insects such as
crickets , daddy-long-legs and lady
bugs can bring bad luck.
New Year's Day has its share of
superstitions too. According to
Youse, Pork and sauerkraut should
be eaten on New Year's Day
because "If you eat pork on New
Year's day and stink up the house,
you 'll be fat and wealthy all year.
But if you eat chicken you 'll
scratch for a living all year." The
first person to come into a house
on New Year's Day should be a
man because he will bring good
luck for the rest of the year.
Even parts of the body are connected to superstitions. Ringing in
the left ear means bad news will
be heard , but ringing in the right
ear means good news will be
heard. If your feet itch you will go
on a trip. If the palm of you hand
itches you will receive money, and
if your nose itches you will either
kiss or slap someone.
Generally superstitions are accepted as groundless and irratinal
but they still exist. They were
originally based on sound reason-

Stu dent at Large

Tetisher ' hits Bloom

Salesgirl laced to shoe tree
during overnight robbery
Because of a string of robberies
on the south side of Main Street ,
on the night of April 1, the
Bloomsburg SWAT Team (ShoesWomen's and Teens) was called in
yesterday to investi gate the sudden
step-up in shoe store heists.
The burg laries occurred at the
High Top, Gumby, and Pokey shoe
stores.
Nick Bronson , manager of
Pokey Shoes, said , "Oh , they took
so much! They got those darling
little red slip-ons and some of my
favorites, the open-toed shoes for
summer.''
"They even got my Jasmans,"
he added . "You know, the sassy
ones with the stripes and the multicolored laces."
Although he was unable to list
the models of the footwear taken ,
Bronson did say that 35 pairs were
stolen and the brand names were
right on the tip of his tongue. You
guessed it, shoe humor.

ing from what was believed to be
fact.
Today, new superstitions arise
continuall y as the old beliefs take
on new forms. A modern superstition is the belief that the safest seat
on an airp lane is in the back if the
plane were to crash.

Marcos.
Unfortunately, none ofthe shoes
missing matched the sty les of the
3300 pairs found in the Marcos '
home.
"Obviousl y," said Inspector L.
Eather Uppers, the SWAT team
leader, "Mrs . Marcos would never
have stolen shoes that did not
match her tastes."
The warrant was dropped and
Mrs . Marcos is no longer believed to be involved with this case.
Sizing up the suspect , (you
guessed it , more shoe humor!) Uppers said citizens should be on the
lookout for the wife of a foot
fetisher with size eights and big
closets.
"We have no real leads at this
time and have to resole our investigation ," added Uppers.

Don Chomiak
One of the three stores was hit
before closing, High Top Shoes.
The clerk , Margo Keds, was
found tied to a shoe tree the next
morning.
She was bound with (yes, you
know what 's coming) shoe laces.
After cross-referencing with the
other stores involved, police determined that only women's shoes
were taken and they were all size
eight.
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look at the Bible

On Tuesday in Multi-Purpose
Room B, 8 p.m., there will be a
film discussing the "reliability of
the Bible " and how it has stood the
test of time.
Featured in the film is renowned author and speaker Josh
McDowell. McDowell has degrees
in law economics and theology. He
is one of the most requested
speakers on college campuses in
the United States.
As a college student , McDowell
went on a quest to refute the claims
of Christianity and destroy all
credibility in the Bible. Afte r
several years of intense research ,
he gave way to the overwhelming
evidence which supported the
claims of Christianity and how the
Bible can be considered one ofthe
most reliable historical documents
man has today. He also wrote a
best selling book . Evidence That
Demands a Verdict.

Sound Stage set for
Philly musicians

BU Store offers
micro-computer fair

Kim and Reggie Harris ,
Philadelphia-based musicians, will
be performing, on BU's Sound
Stage April 9, 8-10 p.m.
Their sound is a mixture of
styles best described as soft rock.
Kim and Reggie have performed their original and familiar songs
in over 20 states and have written
music for TV and radio commercials
and
multi-media
presentations.
The duo, with the addition of
Conrad Krider, have performed at
hundreds of colleges and clubs and
performed at BU a few years ago.
Sound Stage performances are
brought to the BU community by
the Kehr Union Program Board .

The University Store will host a
Micro-computer Fair on Tuesday,
April Sth from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.
in multi-purpose room A of the
union. This is part of the store's
continuing effort to provide merchandise and beneficial services
that will meet the needs of
students, faculty, and staff at the
lowest possible prices.
Representatives from Apple,
Zenith, IBM , Hewelett Packard,
AT&T, and Radio Shack will be
there to display and demonstrate
hardware, software, and peripheral
equipment and to anwser questions
that might be of concern to anyone
contemplating the purchase of a
micro-computer.

Pseudo-newlywed
game scheduled
If you think you know
everything about your girlfriend or
boyfriend , from his most annoying
habit to her little brother 's pet
rock , then the pseudo-newlywed
game is for you.
Friday, April 11, at 8 p.m.,
dating couples can win prizes by
telling all , just like on TV. Couples
can register until Friday at 5 p.m.
at the Kehr Union Information
Desk.
Andy Scarpatti , who came to
Bloomsburg for the Comedy
Cabaret , will be the MC. So grab
your guy, get your girl , and join
the pseudo-newlywed game.

In addition , a special discount is
being offered for students , faculty, and staff of Bloomsburg
University throug h the Ben
Franklin Partnership Program ; a
Commonwealth-supported effort
aimed at improving the comparitive standing of Pennsylvania
in the nation 's economy.

Job openings available for peer tutors

Peer tutors are needed for the Fall 1986 and Spring 1987 semesters
for the following courses:
Business & Economic Statistics
Zoology
Business & Economic Math
Anatomy & Physiology
S ?&m
Chemistry
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French
Math
History
Computer Science
Science
Political
Sociology
Geography
Economics
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Basic Physical Science
Earth Science
Tutors must be a juni or or senior with a minimum Q.P.A. of 3.0 in
the subject to be tutored . Ou tstanding sophomores may also qualify.
The student must have a recommendation of competency from a faculty member of the department in order to tutor.
Tutors are paid through the work-study program at the current federal
and state rates. For more information , contact Dr. A. Ghosh, coordinator
of Tutorial Services , 15 BFH , 389-4491. The deadline is April 18.

Event

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as a life-long activity. The event
helps to illustrate the importance
of continued participation in an exercise program because of the cardiovascular benefits that such a
program affords. Anyone interested is invited to participate.
Before the day of the event, partici pants will be asked to sign up
as many sponsors as they can to
make pledges. These pledges are
to be collected in a lump sum
rather then being based on the
number of minutes danced , in
order to facilate collection of the
pledges. Therefore, ask friends ,
relatives , business associates,
neighbors, and local merchants to
sponsor you and collect their
pledge beforehand so you can hand
it in the day of the event .
Encourage your sponsors to pay
all pledges by check or you can
make one lump sum check. All
checks should be made payable to
the American Heart Association.
It should be noted that all
pledges go directly to the
American Heart Association , the
Student Nurses' Association does
not make any profit on this event.
It is a community service.
Prizes will be awarded based on
the amount of pledges you collect.
To maintain prize elegibility, all
pledges and sponsor sheets must
be turned in to Carol Duchan on
April 12, during the registration
time 12-12:30. The event will get
under way from 12:30-4:30 p.m.
If there are any questions , call
Carol Duchan , 784-6905, or Beth
Collins , 387-0305.

The Student Nurses ' Association
of Bloomsburg University in coordination with the American Heart
Association will be sponsoring a
Dance for Heart on Saturday,
April 12, at noon in the Centennial Gymnasium.
Dance for Heart is an exciting
dance-exercise event which is
designed to promote aerobic dance

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to perform April 11

Fun and Games with the Snake Family

Bloomsburg University Husky
Singers and Women's Choral
Ensemble will present their annual
combined concert on April 11.
The concert will be held in
Carver Hall Auditorium at 8 p.m.
The Women's Choral Ensemble,
under the direction of Dr. Wendy
Miller will be performing
Bateson's "When First I Saw
Thee," Saint Saens "Ave Verum
Corpus," and Billy Joel's "Just
The Way You Are."
There will also be several small
ensemble performances.
The Husky Singers, under the
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direction of Dr. William Decker,
will
perform Palestrina 's
"Adoranus Te," Thomas Weelkes'
Renaissnace madrigal "The Ape ,
the Monkey and the Baboon ," and
"The Long Day Closes" by Arthur Sullivan.
The Husky Singers will also
perform staged comedy numbers ,
including "Sweet Gerogia
Brown."
The Women^s Choral Ensemble
recently returned from a tour of
the Baltimore area. The Husky
Singers completed a tour of Connecticut in February.

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24 Place for storing
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Did you know? On the Hawaiian island of Molokai , pregnant women
who want a doctor in attendance when they give birth have to fly
to neighboring islands. The five Molokai doctors who once delivered
babies have stopped doing so because malpractice insurance would
cost them more than the total of any obstetrical fees they could hope
to collect.

Men's and women's track to rely on sprinters
by Mike Feeley
Managing Editor

In his second year back as head
coach of the Bloomsburg University men's and women 's track
teams, afte r a nine-year hiatus ,
Ron Puhl feels the teams are improving steadily and can begin to
compete with the tough Pennsylvania Conference competition
slated for the 1986 season.
"Th e teams have been working
hard and there has been steady improvement ," commented Puhl.
' 'Most of the athletes are giving a
full , honest effort ."
"The women have started off
well in the indoor season ," said
Puhl. "They are showing they can
be competitive."
Leading the way for the
women 's squad will be three runners who hel ped set the school's
one-mile indoor relay record last
season.
Junior
Noele
Collura ,
sophomore Lynn Ritz , and junior
Marianne Fidishin have returned
to lead Puhl 's sprinting corps.
Joining them in the 4 4 100 relay
will be sophomore Renee Scarpa .
"Fidishin and Ritz are two fine
runners ; they both run with a lot
of power," said Puhl . "Collura can
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make a fine relay team ."
Fidishin captured a first-place in
the 200-meter dash at the Susquehanna Invitational held March
29.
The relay team already has one
title to its credit as it captured firstplace at the same meet.
Five of Puhl 's cross country
runners will lead the Huskies '
middle distance group. Cheryl
Hallman , Brenda Bisset, Karen
Reiss, Ellen Deam and Betty Ann
Zarr are all showing strong potential with the cross country
background.
According to Puhl , the middle
distance group will be greatly affected by the loss of Pennsylvania
Conference champion and national
qualifier Linda Hershey, but there
is a fine group who have the potential to fill the void.
Hershey, running her first year
of collegiate track , set a new
stadium and conference record in
the 800-meter event at East
Stroudsburg. She shattered her
own conference record of 2:12.6,
running a time of 2.12.5.
Two years ago, Cindy Graby
qualified for the national championships in the triple jump but has
not seen action since that event.
"We are hoping she will return

this year and lead our group, said
'Puhl. In her sophomore year,
Graby finished third at the PC
meet with a jump of 36-10.25.
In the wei ght events, two
freshman add strong depth to the
field of throwers. Carol Hetrick
and Beth Lodanosky will be joined in the weights by freshman Jill
Cicierski and Tammy Berger.
"Currently, Jill Cicierski is
leading in the shots," said Puhl.
"She had a good indoor season
which should continue into outdoor competition ," he added .
Puhl is also looking to get a lot
out of hurdlers Carolyn Brady,
Deana Brown and Donna
Minogue.
Brown also captured a title at
Susquehanna in the 100-meter
hurdles.
Helping the Bloomsburg effort
will be 27 freshmen including
basketball standout Theresa
Lorenzi. Lorenzi will be involved
in Puhl's jumping program , competing in the long, triple and high
jump events.
Another freshman , Amy Cole,
is a newcomer to the Bloomsburg
track program , missing the indoor
season while competing with the
swimming and diving team.
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diving event. "She could work her
way into one of the top sprinting
spots," said Puhl.
Others fighting for the sprints
will be Vicki Strong and 'Tina
Peterson.
Junior Tammy Sukanich , a
transfer student from Kutztown ,
will be in the heptathlon event.
Sukanich placed in that event two
years ago at the conference event.
"For the men 's team , we have
the same old problem-depths,"
said Puhl. "We've been getting
more people, but" we still have a
long way to go," he added .
As in the past , the Bloomsburg
men 's track program can count on
a strong sprinting unit. Senior
Tony Woods and junior Richard
Thomas return to lead the Huskies.
Woods, a first team AllAmerican selection in football , is
the defending Pennsylvania Conference champion in the 100-meter
dash.
Woods won the event in 11.04
seconds. Thomas finished fourth
in 11.23 seconds. Woods also placed third in the 200-meter dash.
"Woods is capable of repeating
in the championships this year,"
said Puhl. "But , there are a lot of
other talented sprinters." He add-

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ed that the whole sprinting unit is
looking strong this season.
One of those helping the strong
sprinting contingent will be Bob
Maillard. "Maillard has been running rig ht behind Woods in the indoor season ," said Puhl. "He has
a lot of potential ."
Others in that field include derrick Hill and Tom Futch.
Mark Liddington is the early
leader of a strong group of
hurdlers. Liddington led the team
through the indoor season, including a first-place finish at the
East Stroudsburg Invatitional.
Joining him will be John
Rockmore and Derrick Hill.
The trouble spot for the Huskies
will be in the middle distances.
''We always have a lot of sprinters;
we never lack there," said Puhl.
"It is the middle distance that is
going to hurt us this season."
The distances will be led by
cross country runners Craig Koch
and Chris Ludy. Dan Netting will
also add strong depth in the upper
distance events.
Mark Landis, who was another
title winner at Susquehanna in the
shot put , will lead the field group.
''With the start we had indoors,''
said Puhl , "I am positively looking forward to the outdoor
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Frankly, I'm confused .
What 's with George Steinbrenner these days I don 't know. He
does something truly humanitarian
in regards to one guy, and then
turns right around and g ives
another guy the shaft.
Britt Burns , who was supposed
to be the Yankees saving grace this
season , is out of commission. This
adds to the Yankees sorrows,
because the Bombers have to pay
this guy a whopp ing $750,000 and
will see no productivity for their
money.
So you would think that a man
with Steinbrenner 's ruthless
reputation would have nothing else
on his mind than his own woes.
But , then , just when you think you
have old George figured out , he
does something that makes you
think he mig ht be one of the good
guys after all.
He made statements that were
deep in concern for the young p itchers physical health , while discounting the club' s financial
health . Wow, you think , what a
guy !"
"What 's important is him walking again ," said Steinbrenner. Way
to go George!
Wait, not so fast.
Phil Niekro , the Yankees
46-year-old former knuckelballer
has just been released.
So, big deal. He 's old and they
should get rid of him , right?
Wrong!
Last season , only one player,
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"We fell victim to the big inning," said Husky coach John Babb.
"In baseball , the bi g inning does
more for you than anything else. "
The Marauders batted around in
the inning , as six consecutive
Millersville batters got on base.
A three-run homer*by the ninth
man in the Millersville lineup was
key in the inning as Millersville
took a commanding 5-2 lead .
They further added to their lead
in the top of the sixth on back-toback home runs to go ahead 7-2,
and scored another run in the
seventh to go on top 8-2.
Bloomsburg had the bases loaded with two out in the bottom of
the seventh after scoring two runs
on only one hit. However , a
ground out fielder 's choice ended
things for the Huskies and
Millersville was an 8-2 winner.
BU used two freshman p itchers
in the game. Eric Pedersen started
but was relieved in the fourth after
p itching well in the first three innings. Steve Yurasitjs came in tp
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the Yankees than Niekro 's 16. And
to top it off , Niekro won 16 the
season before that. He has proved
that he can still pitch with the best
of them , but still he goes. But wait ,
there 's more. .
Niekro 's brother Joe was recently called over to the Yanks, and
came only because his brother was
already there, leav ing Joe pitching
for a team that he really does not
want to, with no way out. But
that 's not all.
Niekro was released the day
before he would have been
guaranteed full salary by the
Yankees. In other words, if he
would have stayed one more day,
he would have been paid in full in
accordance with his contract. Instead he gets $65,000 in
compensation .
Oh well , I guess it was too good
to be true.
Parting acknowledgement: If
Duke would have won the NCAA
basketball campionship, you can
bet you would , have read about
where you saw it first. So, in that
light , I do hereby take my lumps
for wrongly predicting Duke to be
national champions.
Keep in mind , though , that I
predicted it before the tournament
started , so I was close. Big deal ,
I p icked the favorite.
Oh well , they would have won
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of the way for the Huskies.
The split gave BU a 3-1 record
in the Pennsylvania Conference
Eastern Division and an 8^1 record
overall. They split six games in
their Florida tri p and will host a
twin-bill against Lock Haven today
at 1 p.m. and travel to Shi ppensburg Wednesday.

(Editor 's note: The following is
part one ofa two-part story on Lee
Ann Kubitsky, a BU student who
instructs others on skiing and has
her own dreams about someday
skiing at a professional level. Part
two will appear in Thursday 's
issue of the Voice.)
by Rebecca L. Solsman
For the Voice

It 's 9 a.m. and the Jack Frost ski
team just gets to the slopes to begin
their lesson . The instructor, Lee
Ann Kubitsky, takes the freesty le
team of 10-16 year-olds down the
mountain for two hours of training.
From 1-3 p.m., the team practices
again.
"It takes a lot of patience and
creates a lot of frustration ," Kubitsky says. "I watch what the kids
do, pick out what 's wrong with
their skiing and tell them how to
improve it."
"For some team members, there
are a lot of tears," continues Kubitsky. "Some don 't care, and that 's
frustrating after the time they and
I put into it." She coaches all day
Saturdays and Sundays at Jack
Frost in the Poconos.
Kubitsky, a freshman at
Bloomsburg University, began skiing when she was three-years-old.
"My Mom and Dad ski, and
they got me into it ," she says. Then
Stew O'Brian , "friend of the family " and former world freesty le
champion , instructed her on
weekends.
She began to compete in 1977,
and raced for seven years. From
1978-1981, she was a member of the
Pennsylvania State team. In her
sophomore year in high school ,
Kubitsky began to compete in
freestyle.
"Freesty le consists of .three
events: mogul , which is judged on
the skier 's line , technique, speech ,
and two aerial jumps; ballet ,
which is judged on chereography,
difficulty, precision and execution;
and aerial , which is jud ged on difficulty, precision and execution of
three jumps. Mogul is my main
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ages 16-18. She also made it to the
eastern championship for moguls
that year.
She says of freestyle competition , "I think it is judged very
politically. Winners may be chosen
based on who knows someone, or
who has skied longer than someone.' '
"This is unfair to people who
know they deserve to win , yet
don 't," she continues. "Even
when winning, everyone must stay
on their toes because they only win
for that day. There is always someone out their a little bit better! "
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Roehl improves record to 4-0 as Huskies split Bonomo
grabsE WL,
doubieheader with Millersville; 3-1 in PC
PC honors
by Jeff Cox

Sports Editor

The Bloomsburg University
Husky baseball team extended its
winning streak since coming back
from its Florida trip to five , but
then saw that streak come to a
screeching halt as Millersville
University won the second game
of their double header Saturday
afternoon .
Using some strong pitching
fro m the hot arm of senior hurler
Bill Roehl. the Huskies were able
to take contro l early in the first
game , and used some solid hitting
by Bill Adams the rest of the way
to cruise to a 10-5 victory.
Millersville scored quickl y with
a run in the top of the first, but
Bloomsburg answered with thre e
runs in the bottom half of that inning lo take a lead they would
never relinquish.
Third baseman Bill Salamy led
the inning off with a double to leftfield. Junior second baseman Scott
Michael followed with a single to
put runners at the corners, and
Adams stepped up to the plate and
banged a three run homer for the
first of his four hits.
The Marauders struck again in
the top of the third , but once again
BU answered with one run in the
bottom half of the stanza to go up
4-2.
Designated hitter Mark Bonshak

belted a two-out single to score
Adams, who had previousl y
doubled.
John Nicodem hit a solo home
run to leftfield in the fourth to
make it Huskies 5, Millersville 2.
Millersville came charging back
in the top of the fifth as they reeled off five consecutive base hits
and scored three runs to tie the
game at five.
BU was undaunted though , and
scored three runs of its own in the
fifth to put the game away.
Key in the Husky rall y were errors by Millersville , and a home
run to left field by Bonshak.
The Huskies finished the scoring in the botton half of the sixth
as Adams led off with a sing le to
leftfield. Then, with two outs.
Nicodem singled to set up a tworun sing le by Neil Boyd to account
for the final tall y of 10-5.
Roehl went the distance for the
Huskies and upped his season
record to 4-0. All of his games are
complete games, and he has allowed onl y three walks in 28 innings
pitched , including one in Saturday 's game.
Millersville used a five-run
fourth inning explosion to propel
them past the Huskies in the second game of the double header
8-4.
Bloomsburg started out where
they left off the first game, as they
quickl y scored two first inning
runs.

Weather main barrier to
Husky golfing success

Bloomsburg University golt
rounds at the Pennsy lvania Conference Championships.
coach Bill Sproule has mixed
Kelbaugh was close behind with
views on the 1986 season.
"We look good on paper and we an 82. Both will occupy BU's top
have some good players back; but
two spots.
we haven 't been able to get on the
Scott Griffis averaged 86 strokes
course because of the weather," per round in 1985 but has "workSproule said. "The guys need ed hard and improved his game
playing time so they can get their
immensely " according to Sproule.
swing timing back. "
Juniors John Malley and John
Despite their lack of course Riley will round out the Huskies '
time , Sproule has high hopes for top five . Both players averaged 88
the team . "We hope, to be among a year ago.
the top three teams in the Eastern
The remaining two starting spots
half of the conference and want to will be contested hotly. Jon Robincompete closely with West Chester son returns with an 86 average and
and East Stroudsburg." (BU split appears to have an inside track.
a tri-meet with the two teams April
Doug Barbacci , Mark Comire
3. The Huskies topped West and Rob Kleckner return to
Chester 427-428, but lost to East Sproule's lineup along with Rob
Stroudsburg 412-427.)
Sinopoli and Tom Reagan .
Blomsburg will be led by junior Kleckner had the best average of
captains Dan Kelbaugh and Bill the five returners with an 87.
Kahres. Kahres was the team's low
The Huskies will next host a tnscorer from a year ago with an meet with King 's College and the
average of 80 and shot two sub-80 University of Scranton.

National champion Rick
Bonomo of Bloomsburg University has received two .post-season
awards in recognition for his
outstanding achievements in the
1985-86 wrestling season.
Bonomo received Wrestler of
the Year honors from both the
Eastern Wrestling League and the
Pennsylvania Conference.
Bonomo, a junior from Hunlock
Creek, PA, won the EWL award
for the second consecutive year,
winning it first in 1985 when he
romped to the 118-pound title in the
NCAA Tournament.
While wrestling most of the
season at 126 pounds , he dropped
to 118 for the EWL Tournament
where he won his second consecutive title and was selected
Outstanding Wrestler for his
Voice photo by Robert Finch performance.
At the recent NCAA ChampionBU's Kevin Crane swings at a pitch in the second game of Satur
day's doubieheader with Millersville.
ships at Iowa City, Rick rolled
through six opponents to record
With two out , Rob Kirkpatnck
Brian Yarasheski cracked a
his second title at 118 pounds. In
singled and Clemens scored to
sing le off the pitcher to get things
the
process he set a number of
started for the Huskies and Steve g ive the Huskies a 2-0 lead .
EWL records.
Neither team scored for the next
Clemens followed with a saccrifice
He has now won 11 straight
two innings , but then Millersville
bunt . The Millersville third basean
NCAA bouts, which is an EWL
made the run that the Huskies
threw the ball away into rightfleld
high
, and he 's moved into second
and Yarasheskiscored on the error. could not overcome.
place on the all-time win list with
.(continued fro m back page)
a record of 13-2. He is also the
EWL's all-time NCAA scorer with
51.75 points .
Bonomo is the EWL's first twotime NCAA champ and he is the
first EWL wrestler to capture the
by Karen Reiss
tournament 's outstanding wrestler
pulls all afternoon.
Staff Writer
award and the loop 's wrestler of
John Rockmore finished fourth
the year award in the same season.
for the Huskies in the 110 hurdles ,
The Bloomsburg University
He is the third EWL wreslter to
while Troy Rice did the same in
women 's track and field team
be voted the award twice. Clarion 's
the 400 hurdles.
finished third while the men 's team
Charlie Heller won back-to-back
Bruce Linton also scored twice
tied for sixth in the Grey hound Inawards in 1980 and 1981, while
vitational held this past weekend . for BU , getting second in the long
Penn State 's NCAA champion ,
Althoug h the women had only jump and third in the tri ple jump.
Scott Lynch , was the recipient in
one first p lace finisher , they still
Bloomsburg 's track teams cap1983 and shared the award in 1984.
managed to p ile up 39 -A team
tured three gold medals at the SusIt was also the second year in a
points for their third place finish. quehanna University Inv itational row that Bonomo captured the
Theresa Lorenzi grabbed first in
March 29.
Pennsylvania Conference honor.
the tri p le jump with a j ump of 34
The first place finishers for the
He had a 20-2 tournament
feet , 10 inches.
women included Marianne
record in 1985-86 and 8-1 in dual
I'he 400-meter relay team also
Fidishin in the 200-yard dash in matches. He was second on the
placed high for the Huksies , not61.2 seconds.
team in technical falls with seven
ching a second place finish behind
Deanna Brown won the 100 and notched a team high in major
front-running Lafayette.
meter hurdles with a new meet decisions (seven) and superior
Jill Cicierski p laced second in
record of 15.95 seconds.
decisions (five). All of his defeats
the discus and had two fifths , in
The 400-meter relay team , came at the 126 pound level,
the shot put , and in the javelin.
which consisted of Renee Scarpa , credit including 30 pins.
Lynn Ritz finished fourth in the
Noelle Collura , Lynne Ritz and
"When Rick sets his mind to
100 and fifth in the 200 yard
Fidishin , also finished first .
doing something, nothing is imdashes.
Tony Woods set a new meet possible ," says Bloomsburg coach
Deanna Brown nailed down a
record in the 100-meter dash with Roger Sanders. "He wanted the
fourth in the 110 hurdles and also
a time of 10.8 seconds.
second title and he was more
placed fourth in the high ju mp.
Mark Landis won the shot put with dedicated than ever in getting
The men 's team managed to aca throw of 46'103/4", and Bill prepared for the EWL and NCAA
l
cumulate 27 /2 points in their efPieotrowski threw 138'10%" to Tournaments. I couldn 't be more
fort, and were plagued by muscle
win the iavelin.
delighted."

Women $ track grabs third
at meet; men finish sixth