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Registration awaits students after spring break
TERRI QUARESIMO
Staff Writer
The registration dates for the
1985 Summer Sessions and Fall
Semester 1985 have been announced by the Office of the
Registrar. According to Kenneth
Schnure, Registrar , students
whose records are being held
because they owe back tuition will
not be allowed-to register.
Schedule booklets for the six
Summer Sessions will be available
after Spring recess and may be

picked up at the Registrar's Office.
Times for scheduling will be in the
booklet. In the past, students
scheduled for these sessions in the
Waller building, but this year
scheduling will be done at the
Registrar's Office. A maximum of
fourteen credits may be scheduled
during the summer.
Students are requested to
register in person that first day of
each session, and will also pay fees
for the session at this time.
Registration will be held in the

LORI GALLAGHER
Voice Contributor '
The Representative Assembly
meeting Wednesday ended without
resolving any of the major points
on the evening's agenda.
The meeting, which was held in
the University Forum of the McCormick Building, began at 3:00
p.m. and ended at about 5:10 p.m.,
after completing slightly over half
the agenda.
David Minderhout, chairperson
of the Representative Assembly,
made the opening remarks concerning the V.A.-approved social
welfare program approved in
December.
The assembly voted unanimously
for the welfare program, but permission by signature is still needed
from Harrisburg in addition to approval from the Commonwealth
and the State System of Higher
Education.
Most of the meeting was spent
stalled at the fourth item on the
agenda . This was the discussion for
the need for integrated planning at
Bloomsburg University . There
were many differnt ideas which
were brought up by people.
The purpose of the discussion , according to Minderhout, was mainly
to determine a direction to take ,
not to come up with a solution to the
planning problem.
A motion _was passed to have a
RA study group consider a recent
incident as a case study in finding a
solution or system for integrated
planning for the university. It will

be asked to report back to the
assembly by the end of the
semester.
The case the RA will study involves 17 computer terminals
provided for student records and
current schedules.
The main argument involved
with these terminals is the fact
many professors weren't taught
how to use a computer. The idea of
having computer workshops was
brought up to make the faculty
aware of the computer process. According to a participaing assembly
member, the problems should be
dealt with individually, not through
the RA.
Dr. Yori, head of the Accouting
department, questioned why the
computers were suddenly
provided. He wondered whether
the computers were really
provided for academic use or were
they merely reducing the flow of
paper work? Either way, Dr. Yori
made his enthusiasm over the installment quite clear.
After concluding the entire planning commission must work
together for systematic, planning,
many solutions to the problem
were suggested.
One idea was to form a committee to analyze the problem to
get it into the proper channel for
studying. Also, communication,
among the different levels of administration was cited as a drastic
downfall.

Rep. meeting resolves little

(Continued on page 6)

Kehr Union.
Schedule booklets for Fail
Semester will also be distributed
after Spring recess. Advisement
begins Monday, March 18. Course
registration for students with fortyeight and more earned credits
begins March 27 and ends April 3.
Registration for students with forty-seven and fewer earned credits
begins April 15 and ends April 22.
Six computer terminals will be
available to speed the process of
registering.

In person registration for the
Fall will be Tuesday, September 3.
Resident students will register in
their halls, and off-campus and
commuting students will register
in Centennial Gym. Registration at
Centennial will be done according
to c r e d i t s e a r n e d , not
alphabetically. This is being done
so that seniors will be able to" make
schedule ' changes first. On the
evening of September 3, all students not registered will have their
schedules dropped.

Picn ic area anticipated
LORI GALLAGHER
Voice Contributor
A proposal for the Campus Government Association to contribute $10
thousand for financing a picnic area to be built near Montour Hall was approved at this week's CGA meeting.
The proposed picnic area will be built northeast of Montour Hall, where
the new footbridge is being constructed; It will also be in the area of the
memorial pagoda.
The area will include twenty picnic tables and eight lights for night use.
Four catch basins will also be built to drain the area. Curbing will be put
around the edges. The entire facility is expected to cover about an acre of
land.
The project will begin within a week or two , weather permitting, and
will be completed sometime around May 1. Before completion, a road
must be built connecting the footbridge to the main road. Much depends
upon the weather between now and May 1.
The entire project is expected to cost $22 thousand. It will be financed
by the CGA, the administration, and the Campus Beautification Committee.
Don McCulloch of the Campus Beautification Committee said , "It will
be formed into a financial package."
McCulloch also said : "We are very appreciative of CGA support. We
want this to be a student area and we want them to make use of it." He
said the entire idea of the project is to .fix the area to look nice. In the past
it has been used for parking.
He mentioned the fact that the area is a main exit to certain parts of the
campus and that it is heavily used by parents and students coming to and
from the dormitories.
McCulloch confessed, "It is a real eye-sore right now." He reluctantly
referred to it as a "dump area."
McCulloch said the committee has been seeking the funds for the
project for two years. At that time the vice president passed the proposal
and said the project could begin as soon as funding was made available.
At that time, no footbridge was planned.
"Although the Alumni Association has been very supportive, it had
wanted to spend the money elsewhere," said McCulloch, "The money
wasn't available."
Stating that the memorial pagoda built in 1916 near Montour Hall was
never really utilized in the past, McCulloch said ; "Electrical outlets will
be built on the pagoda . This area can be a very attractive and effective
area for students." ;-

EDITORIAL

Since the last articles appeared in The Voice on the subject of student
housing, many other opinions and facts have surfaced. A story in the
Monday, Feb. 25 issue stated that the Landowners Association, at their
meeting, expressed concern over the new dormitory being proposed for
upper campus. They claim that the additional housing is not needed due
to a high vacancy rate of student housing down town.
In addition to that concern, the association also uncovered some
problems they believed would be encountered in the site of the proposed
building.
These concerns included : high heating costs due to a wind plateau , not
enough water pressure to fight a fire, and there would be the extra cost of
busing students to the commons area and classes.
Mr. John Walker, vice-president of institutional advancement , has
clarified these concerns. The site for the new building was chosen
because it is on a south facing hillside and can utilize passive solar
energy. The building will not be next to Redman stadium where the wind
is always blowing. Another reason for the choice of the site, is the preexisting availability of the utilities.
The installation of a new water tower on upper campus will alleviate
any problems with water pressure and has also helped to increase
pressure on lower campus as well.
There have also been expressed concerns about the additional cost of
busing students to the Commons area and classes. First of all, the
building will be in the form of efficiency apartments so they will have kitchens and many students will probably choose to make their own meals.
Also, buses already run to Nelson on the hour for gym classes and sports
practice.
The added costs of janitorial services, upkeep and personnel for the
new building will not be an extra cost for the University, but rather, the
residence hall will be self-sufficient like all of the other residence halls.
The room and board costs for the buildings as a whole, must cover expenses for the buildings.
Another widely held rumor circulating is the fear of an additional strain
to taxpayers to build the building. The building is not being funded by a
legislative appropriation, but rather by a bond issued by the State System
of Higher Education, if the plan is passed. The student's rents would pay
off the bond in a specified period of time.
Many people are under the impression that the idea for the new residence hall is relatively new, springing from the concern of overcrowded
situations in the dormitories recently . The residence hall has been in the
capitol budget every year since 1971 except one, said Walker . The only
year it did not appear in the budget was a year when no residence halls
were allowed to appear in the capitol budget.
Townspeople, for years have felt the need for additional university
housing. The town already feels that the university pushes too large of a
burden of students into the town to live. When you put 18-22 year olds in a
residential neighborhood, there are bound to be problems.
The intent of the university is not to put the town landlords out of
business, but it may improve the worst housing by making it difficult for
these places to berented.
The University is undertaking the construction of the new building if
passed, to plan for the growth of the university community and provide
safe housing for students.

VOICE STAFF

Executive Editor
Lori Leonard
Managing Editor
Gary Wessner
News Editors
Christine i.yons
Asssitant News Editors
Patty Moyer, Tara Yost
Assistant Features Editor
Dawn Greene
Features Editor
John Staman, Nancy Chapman
Sports Editors
Mike Albright , Sarah Hackforth, Mike Feeley
Reporters
Marv Meneeley, Kim McCormick ,
Durrell Reichley, Terri Quaresimo
Carl J. Huhn, Ken Wajda , Mary Griswold
Photography Editors
Photography Assistants... Joe Catanzaro, Rene Rogers, Chad Garber
Advertising Managers
Dennis Fish, Crystal Lady
Business Managers ..
Jack Reilly
Production Manager
Ron Spina
Sarah Hackforth
Circulation
Mr. Richard Savage
Advisor

Letters to
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"R ear Window "s uspense
Dear Editor,
On Sanday Feb. 24, I was
prepared to sit down and watch
Alfred Hitchcock's "Rear Window" that was being presented at 2
p.m. in Carver Hall. (Well , 2 p.m.
was the time printed on the Activities Calendar.)
I went to Carver and noticed only
a small group of people — 10 to be
exact. We waited for the movie to
start, but the person in charge told
us they could not show the film
unless there were 15 people
present. I never heard of this rule
before ! When I questioned them
about it, no answer or support was
provided.
Since 2 p.m. was the only time I
could see the film, I was annoyed
when they started packing
everything away. I asked to see the
supervisor and was sent to the
Union. He told me the movie would
not be shown. Can they do this? I
paid my Community Activities
Fee.

After I complained some more, I
was finally told to go to Haas. "The
movie will be shown there," they
told me. Twenty minutes later at
Haas and no movie shown , I got
even angrier.
While on my journey back to the
Union to Complain, I ran into the
people who were going to show the
film. They sent me and a few
frustra ted others back down to Carver. After more ' delays , the movie
finally began —10 minutes to 3!
I just do riot understand how
these people can decide so quickly
to show the movie or not to show
the movie. One of the workers said
they get paid whether the film is
shown or not , so why the run
around? It only caused a lot of
aggravation for us. .
Maybe next time I'll wait until
the movie comes on HBO. That's a
lot more dependa ble and I won't
have to run around campus to find
it.
Aggravated Hitchcock Fans

Witness to desecration
Dear Editor ,
Last Tuesday at 4:40 p.m. I witnessed a desecration of our
national banner. I live in Schuylkill
Hall and watched out my window
as two people, one a security officer, took down the American Flag
behind Schuylkill. More than once
during this process the flag touched
the ground. I was always taught
that this was a violation of our flag

and what it stands for. The flag
should have been burned and
replaced.
It is not my place to criticize the
actions of university employees,
but this cannot go unnoticed. In the
future, I suggest that whomever is
reponsible for taking down the
American Flag to show a bit more
concern and pride.
A patriotic student

To the Editor :
I am responding to the letter
written by "A satisfied student" in
the Feb. 22 edition. I want to know
who made you President? To say
that families who make over
$32,500 per year have no right to
receive financial aid is asinine.
Your next comment about deciding
between an education and a new
car is even more stupid and blindly
stereotypical.
I will admit that the idea of your
father paying two childrens' way
through college without financial
aid is admirable, but what abou t
teaching responsibility? My parents make over $32,500, but they are
paying only $500 per year because I
am getting a student loan which I
will have the responsibility of

paying off . It is hard enough getting a job in the summer, but it is
practically impossible to make the
$3500 it takes to pay for a year of
school here. Why deny people like
me the option of having Guaranteed Student Loans because my
parents earn n comfortable salary
— arc you against having a fair
chance at education for everyone?
Signed,
David
Leister
A

Student concern

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to contribute to our publication.
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too. " Marques transferred- to
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a contributing editor, sending
Allsion material. He intends to
start his own Squealer publication
in Texas.
Allison plans to publish Squealer
two times a semester, the second
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was distributed on Valentine's
Day. Allison will accept any
material from students and faculty
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in good taste. "More people are
becoming interested ," says
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contributions for the second and
third issues."
Squealer contains no straight
news. It's layout consists of 40 percent comic relief , 20 percent campus humor and 40 percent contraversial material, i.e., the guest
editorial in the February issue
about a fetus' view of abortion ;
"Some responses to Squealer are
positive and some are negative,"
says Allison. "I'm pleased that it is
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The magazine is sponsored by
Luzerne Hall Council with costs at
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Contributions for April's issue
and responses" to February's issue
can be sent to Squealer Magazine,
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Announcement

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must be paid on or before March 22, 1985. If payment is not received, students will not be allowed to register for the summer
or fall semester 1985. Also, off-campus students who want
meals for the fa 1,1 semester 1985 may sign up now through April
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R.W. FROMM
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"When school's last work is suspended, and the doors are closed on the
mob,
When the driest classes are ended ,
and he feels he has finished his job ,
He will turn — and faith , he will
need it — to relax for an eon or two
With his lions, lynxes , and leopards, for they're easier taught than
you." This doggerel was written about
one of Bloomsburg State Teachers
College's best known professors
when he was still teacmg in the
1930's. George J. Keller, professor
of art at Bloomsburg for almost
thirty years (1922 until 1951), eventually gained national fame as a
wildcat trainer in various circuses
(including Ringling Brothers; Barnum and Bailey, and the Shrine) at
Disneyland, and on -TV's "Big
Top."
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in the early stages of trainings big
cats and other wild animals, and
his only show was a local summertime exhibit of them in the
Bloomsburg area . It all began a
few years before when an old
college friend , undoubtedly
remembering Keller's.fondness for
animals while at Columbia University, shipped a mountain lion from
the Rockies to him with the
message: "HERE , KELLER ,
TRAIN THIS." Keller did. He later
added other big cats.
His big break came in the early
forties when, adding a lion, a panther and courgars, he was persuaded to join other summer acts
on Atlantic City's Million-Dollar
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New York , he received additional
publicity when a lion , into whose
mouth Keller had placed his head,
did not release him after the usual
tap on the lip at ten counts. Only after some frantic moments and
Keller's lapse into unconsciousness
did the lion open his mouth and
release the limp trainer.
A fellow art professor described
Keller's job of teaching art instruction to education majors at
Bloomsburg as "trying to show the
uninterested how to show the more
uninterested how to do something
very few are interested in." Apparently thinking that teaching
Bloomsburg students was more difficult than training big cats , Keller
in 1951 gave up teaching entirely
and began his animal act career
full-time in circuses , at
Disneyland, and on TV.
Keller 's act was considerd
unusual because he did not work
with a gun or chair, only a whip.
And he used a great variety of cats
— lions, tigers, cougars, cheetahs,

leopards, panthers, and jaguars.
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cooperate in the ring was a
remarkable feat because they are
natural enemies, and occasionally
one cat would kill another. Keller
remarked "they're more eager to
kill each other than they are to kill
me, and tha t is my chief protection."

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dramatic as his act. With his wife
in the audience he collapsed and
died in the ring after one of his
lions, upon direction, had leaped
onto its pedestal. Among other
Keller materials , the University
Archives holds Keller's whip and a
"Keller 's Lions" jacket used in
connection with his act.

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convenience to local residents.
-- It was also suggested the parStudents are urged to use the ticular body appointed shouldn 't b#
hospital parking lot, which will be expected to solve the problem, but
more accessible when the overpass to find a way toward a workable
is completed in early spring.
solution.
Town residents also complain
Another idea was to consider firabout litter and noise. In the Feb. st which method best fits the
20 Press Enterprise, a letter to the situation. Different structures ,
editor, by Loomis Laubach stated : with different people involved ,
"The young college men hoot at one require different methods of
another like characters from a solution. Make sure the problem is
graded-B movie, while the young brought to the appropriate level of
ladies screech and squeal like administration. Do not get people
stuck pigs." He wrote, "We (local involved needlessly.
residents ) wake up on Sunday morThe ' most simple solution
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and candy wrappers covering our
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Laubach infers students don 't need
Because most of the meeting was
the town, so they have a.bad at- spent around ideas, nothing contitude toward it.
. crete was accomplished. At the end
Another letter contributor, Joan
of the meeting, Minderhout said he
Rickmers McFadden , has a dif- felt as if "nothing had been done."
ferent opinion. Her sister died in a
fire and the family was swamped
with expenses. The University started a memorial fund on behalf of
her sister who had been a University student and helped the McFaddens ' future.
At last Tuesday 's meeting, the
Town Gown Committee concluded
— town problems can be put into
two groups : alcohol and housing. In
reference to alcohol incidents ,
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Jessie McCoy , thinks there is not a
lot of resentment , but "the few
problems are crystallized.''
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Field Goals
Free Throws
Games Alt
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Pet
Att
Md.
27
198
99 50.0
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78
59
27
170
70 41.1
Jerome Brisbon
33
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Dean Colone
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15 30.0
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27
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25
159
73 45.9
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18
15
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27
205
92 44.9
55
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Wes Wright
27
257
133 51.8
96
73
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535
412
Bloomsbutfs Totals 27 1581
27 1523
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358
Opponent's Totals


Missed
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51.5
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72.0
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177
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4.1 37/1
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29.6 487/12
31.7 514/13

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Indiana
California
Edinboro
Slippery Rock
Lock Haven

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17-9
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the relay entries.
Freshman diver Margaret
Norris scored 405.59 points on the
one-meter board to become the sole
representative for BU in the diving
category.
''We had a great conference meet
and if we can keep the momentum
going we have a good chance to do
quite well at this national meet.
Our relays have traditionally done
well and this year our individual
qualifiers are stronger than ever
before going into this meet, " said
coach Gardner.'

W-L
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The winner of this series will advance to the championship series of
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11-3
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11-3
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4-10
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4-10
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Millersville
Mansfield
Cheyney
Bloomsburg
West Chester
Shippensburg
Kutztown
East Stroudsburg

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BU ice hockey team wins

The Bloomsburg University ice
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season with a victory over Scranton University by a score of 9-4.
After two periods, the Huskies
were leading by a score of 5-4, and
in the third period while the defense, led by Dennis Slavin and Scott
Chapman, were shutting down the
Royals ' attack, the offense scored
four goals.
The team scoring Was led by
sophomore Mark Wilhelm who
scored two goals. Bill .Breslin, Jim
Morgan, John Ford, George Pekurny, Dave Kwolski, Bobby Druckenmiller and Bobby Swake all scored
one goal.
The team ended their regular
season with a record of 10-5-1,
placing them second in the league.
The Huskies will begin the
playoff season today against Scranton University. This will be a best
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Swimmers set s ights on Orlando

SARAH E. HACKFORTH
Sports Editor
A few members of the BU
women's swim team are off to sun-

ny Florida for Spring Break. The
all-expense paid trip was not free
though for these nine individuals.
A hard road of qualifying stret-

Rich Shelton leaves the blocks during a relay event. The men's swimming team participated in the Pennsylvania Coherence championships this weekend.

ched ahead of each of coach Mary junior will represent the Huskies in
Gardner 's swimmers this year. the 400 IJML , 200 butterfly and comTraining began seven months ago pete against Cressman in the 200
with the theme of achieving a I.M.
Freshman Beth Roeder qualified
national qualifying time running
in the 200 butterfly with a time of
through each of their minds.
Orlando, Florida is the site of this 2:11.14. Senior Dana Grubb swam
year's national Division II swim- the 100 freestyle in 54.12 to also
ming and diving championships. qualify in the individual events.
Five of Gardner's relay teams
The four day event is slated to
begin March 13.
qualified for the national event.
Gwen Cressman was the first to The 200 medley qualified with a
achieve a qualifying time this time of 1:52.77 with the team comseason. She accomplished the feat posed of Cressman , Crystal Wilt,
during the Huskies first meet at the Roeder, Grubb. The 200 free and
U.S. Naval Academy. She swam 400 free qualified with times of
under the qualifying time in the 100 1:40.91 and 3:40.29 respectively .
yard backstroke. She subsequently Members of the two relays are :
qualified for 3 more individual Grubb, Knaus, Kim Mader , Pauletevents (200 back, 200 1.M., 100 free) te Fahringer , and Cressman.
Mader , Grubb, Knaus and
and 4 relay events.
Team mate Kelly Knaus was the Cressman combined to swim the
only other Husky to qualify in more 800 free relay in 7:53.37 to round out
than one individual event. The
(Continued on page 7)

Tennis team hopes for no-fault season

For the first time in five years,
the Bloomsburg University men's
tennis team will be in the role of the
pursuer instead of the pursued.
Coach Burt Reese's Huskies, who
won the Pennsylvania Conference
title from 1979 to 1983, will be out to
take back the trophy won by West
Chester a year ago.
In 1984, BU, boasting one of its
youngest squads in several
seasons, posted a 17-10 record to
match the 13th consecutive winning
campaign. But , in the 12-team race
for PC honors, the Huskies came up
short in their quest for a sixth
straight crown.
In addition, last season Bloomsburg was not represented at the
NCAA Division II Championships
for the first time since 1978.
"We should present a strong
challenge for the conference championship," stated Reese, now in his
17th season at the school with an
overall mark of 227-93.
"The experience we gained a
year ago with an extremely young
team against a tough schedule will
make us a much improved team."
The lone senior on the squad Rob
Lario, will serve as captain and
played in the number five singles
position in the fall as the Huskies
posted a 5-0 slate and participated
in three tournaments. Lario notched a 10-4 mark to up his career
total to 70-51.

Junior Mike Penny, performed
one spot above Lario in the fall and
appears set at the number four
position again this spirng. He had a
fall record of 8-4 and stands at 35-26
for his career a t BU.
Four sophomores will make up
the remainder of the lineup with
Mike Casari, at No. 1, Tim Mitchell, filling the second singles slot,
Scott Gibbs, at No. 3 and Steve
Augustine, rounding out the lineup
in the number six spot.
Mitchell has seen action at both
of the top singles positions and
went 8-4 in the fall to set his career
mark at 25-23 while Casari played
full time following his transfer
from Penn State and a bout with a
knee injury and recorded an 8-4
mark to go to 13-5 overall at Bloomsburg.
Gibbs is battling tendinitis
during the preseason but is expected to be ready: for the spring
opener at Washington and Lee on
March 12 and went 9-4 in the fall
session and is 27-17 overall.
Augustine will move into the top
six on a permanent basis for the first time and appears "ready to
make a strong contribution.''
Reese commented , "This group
has the talent to win a conference
title, but they're going to have to
mature into a solid team quickly .
Our schedule is designed to give
them every opportunity to be ready

when tournament time comes
around ."
Directly behind the starting;
group is freshman Dean Doria , a
rapidly improving player who
could pose a threat to the players
above him in the near future. Also
with the 1985 unit are another pair
of first-year performers , Steve
Looker, and Dave Lesko.
The doubles lineup has two teams
which, returned from last year's PC
tournament with championships .

At the No. 1 position will be the
duo of Gibbs and Lario, who also
with Mitchell and Augustine at No.
3, took top conference honors in
1984. Filling the middle slot will be
Casari and Penny, a pair that will
be together for the first time.
Bloomsburg will face a 24-match
schedule that includes nine NCAA
Division I opponents as the Huskies
aim for the PC Championships at
Shippensburg University on May 34.

The Huskies were in action this weekend at Lock Haven in the EWL tournament. See Wednesday's issue I
of the Voice for results.
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