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Icarus fell down but oh that tan.
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Authors Scheduled
To Speak In April
The novel, the essay, the poem,
and the teaching of writing will be
featured topics at The Written
Word : A Festival 5, Thursday and
Friday, April 5 and 6, at Bloomsburg University. Sponsored by the
English Department with support
from the Pennsylvania Council for
the Humanities and the Endowed
Lecture Fund, the festival brings
together secondary and college
students and faculty, writers, and
readers of contemporary
literature.
Highlighting this year's program
are presentations by three guest
writers - Sanford Pinsker, Edwin
Moses, and David Hellerstein whose work has been published
nationally.
Pinsker, a member of the faculty
at Franklin and Marshall College,
will discuss "Contemporary
American Literature" atl:30 p.m.,
April 6, in the Coffee House, Kehr
Union. Pinsker's most recent
critical works are "Philip Roth :
Critical Essays" and "Between
Two Worlds: The American Novel
in the 1960's." He has published
poetry in "Harper 's," "The New
York Times," "College English,"
and "Kansas Quarterly, "
"Dissent ," "Modern Fiction
Studies," and the "American Book
Review." He is a visiting humanist
in a program sponsored by the Pennsylvania Council for the
Humanities.
Moses, whose most recent novel
"Astonishment of Heart" was
published in February by Macmillan, will be giving a reading
from his work Thursday, April 5, in
the Kehr Union Coffee House at
3:30 p.m. His first novel "One
Smart Kid" was published in 1982
by Macmillan and has received
critical praise for his sensitive
treatment of adolescence. His short
stories have'appeared in "Ellery
Wueeri's Mystery Magazine. "
Moses is currently living in
Williamsport and teaching at Mansfield University.
Hellerstein will read from work

in progress Thursday, April 5, at
8:00 p.m. in the Coffee House, Kehr
Union. A physician who is completing a psychiatric residency at
New York Hospital, Hellerstein has
written articles for the "North
American Review," "Harper 's,"
"Esquire , " and "Harvard
Magazine." Much of his work
derives from his experiences as a
physician. He is a graduate of Harvard University and the Stanford
University Medical School. At
Stanford he also took courses in
writing. His article "Death in the
Glitter Palace " was included in the
"Pushcart Prize Anthology VI."
Friday morning, April 6, festival
participants will have a choice of
sessions in Kehr Union. At 9:00
a.m. Moses and Hellerstein will
participate in a panel dealing with
prose writing. At the same time
Virginia Smith, a teacher at
Lewisburg Area High School, will
lead a workshop on teaching
creative writing at the secondary
level.
At 10:45 a.m. three BU faculty
poets - William Eisenberg, Richard
O'Keefe, and Percival Roberts III will read from and discuss their
work. Concurrently Gary Fincke, a
faculty member at Susquehanna
University and poet, will discuss
"The Apprentice Writer," a new
annual collection of work by secon(Continued on Page 5)

Mmicourse

Minicourses in grammar and
preparing for the research paper
are being offered at the Writing
Center, Bakeless 101.N Open to
anyone, free of charge , they run for
three weeks on the following
schedule: Grammar Review,
Tuesdays, 10-10:50 ; Grammar
Review, Wednesdays, . 11-11:50;
Writing the Research Paper, Thursdays, 11-11:50. Bring pen, paper
and questions ; for the Research
minicourse bring some 4 x 6
notecards.

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WEDNESDAY:

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Photos and
• Review
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Students React to
"Average" Ranking

Reprinted with permission ofthe Press Enterprise

Students here at BU reacted in dismay to the assertion in the 1983-84
Gourmann Report that the school is only "average."
The report issued annually by Jack Gourmann, an outspoken California
professor , gave the university a rating of 2.90 for its undergraduate
programs and 2.05 in gradua te and professional studies, both "marginal
Thinks
"It irritates me," said Wes Kreitz, a senior music and education major
from Jersey Shore. "I'd like to see what information he had, because I
just transferred from Perm State and the programs here, particularly in
education, are far superior and seem more worthwhile to any I had
there "

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"The reason I did come here v/ere the fabulous statistics in education
output Bloomsburg had, as well as the professors, whom I spoke
to,"Kreitz continued.
Most had never heard of Gourmann, or his report. But many said the
university is highly recommended for its business departments in particular.
"I don't think I'm wasting my money here," felt Carolynn Forman, a
junior business management major from Doylestown.
Mark Seagreaves, a senior marketing major from Allentown, said his
program is "more than up to standard" compared to the "bigger " name
schools.
"I'm learning about my field and getting a good liberal arts
background as well with the electives you're required to take," he said.
"Every one of my professors holds a PhD, and all have practical experience in the marketing area."

Lemon s To Reopen

KEVIN TURNER
Early Wednesday morning on
January 24, Lemon's Tavern was
gutted by fire. College students
cried out, "Will Lemon's ever rock
again."
"Hell, yes," says Ned Lemon,
owner of Lemon's Tavern. "I'll be
back with the biggest sound system
and light show in the area."
The remodeled Lemon's will
ma"ke its grand reopening
sometime this year in early March.
The tavern has been completely
redone. "Everything is new,"
remarks Ned, "all the way down to
the tables and chairs."
The new Lemon 's will be
featuring a new 22 foot sit-down
bar, two 18 foot stand-up bars, a
new dance floor, and a new sound
and light system that promises to
be bigger and better than before.
All this dancing- is bound to

generate some heat. Ned has
devised a solution to this problem
by introducing a new air conditioner and ventiliation system.
Ned will be accomplishing these
renovations in less than two months time with the help of 4 carpenters, 3 electricians, and a plumber.
Ned would like to extend a
special thanks to his bartenders
and employes who helped clean out
the debris from the aftermath of
the fire. He would also like to thank
Russell's Tavern who donated a
night's profit to the remodeling of
Lemon's.
New plans to carry a greater
variety of beers and plans to have
specials and-or entertainment six
nights a week. "My goal is to make
Lemon's the hottest night spot in
the area," smiles Ned confidently.
"When my customers are happy,
,
I'm happy;"

Concert Comment

Friday night I got a call asking me .if I was still interested in interviewing the Romantics and Adam Ant. In my state of mind I said yes,
with no regard to friends who were visiting from home.
My difficulties began when I tried to find what is considered to be
"backstage" at Nelson Fieldhouse. Once I had that determined, I thought
the rest of the night would be a breeze.
I should mention here that I really don't like either group. The Romantics have maybe five enjoyable songs and "Ant Music" is Adam's only
stomach-able song. The only reason I was interested in doing the interviews was that I had spoken with Todd Rundgren when he was here
two years ago, and found it to be quite a thrill to talk to a musician that
the majority of the country has at least heard of. Even my mother knows
who Adam Ant is. Besides, it would certainly qualify me for a spot on "My
Brush with Greatness'' on Late Night David Letterman.
Well, anyway, back to the backstage door. I found it and was received
by the Romantics with the graciouness that a reviewer for Rolling Stone
is probably accustomed to.. I was told to stand out of the way of the men
who were working and putting things in their place. Being the only
student backstage, I was given a place to stand with a view which was
certainly like anyone else's. I got to see the show from beside the stage.
I was watching the show with a man who identified himself as the head
of the Romantics road crew. We spoke about how well the tour had been
going, how the show had to be stopped last week in Miami because girls
rushed the stage, and about how much food the boys ate last night at the
Hotel Magee. They all established new personal records of gluttony.
At the end of their performance, the Romantics ran right to where I was
standing and the man to whom I was speaking introduced me to them.
Three of them didn't seem to be too impressed to hear that a college
newspaper was requesting an interview. However, drummer Jimmy
Marinos said that he knew someone was coming. We talked for about 20
seconds, he said that everyone wanted to cleanup, they were sweating
profusely , and we could talk in about half an hour*.
Adam Ant and his people then took over. People bagan to move
everything so quickly that they gave the impression of being able to set up
a stage in their sleep.
Once Mr. Ant began his show, I met three of the girls who were
traveling with him. I should say here that while his music isn't impressive, there's a lot to be said for Adam's taste in women. These girls
were gorgeous and I can't remember one thing that we talked about. I
was mesmerized.

About half an hour into the show, the two biggest goons I've ever seen,
approached me and asked me how I got backstage. It was then that I
remembered what my executive editor said to me when I picked up my
pass - "Don't give this to anyone, keep it with you." Now would be a good
time to say that the first thing I did when I found the backstage door was
give my pass to the man who let me in.
The girls and I tried to get these boobs to believe me when I said I had a
right to be there, but each of them grabbed an arm and started dragging
me out. I put up what I would call the slightest resistance and suddenly
found myself up against the wall with both stooges having a hold of one of
the lapels of the jacket I was wearing. I was at least six inches off the
ground. Next, a short man with more muscle than height approached and
asked if there was a problem. Apparently, he thought there was and with
each goon again having a hold of an arm , he drew his right arm back.
Now, with the exception of a few heartaches I have had, the thought of
this arm about to hit me was the worst feeling I've ever had.
I don't know how many of you jog or do sit-ups, but I do and did both,
Friday afternoon. I'd just like to state for the record that neither does any
good when you're into the situation I was in.
I also don't know how many of you have seen the Rockford Files , but
Jim often takes a pretty good shot to the stomach and it takes him a matter of minutes to recover.
It was easily five minutes before I could even think about standing up
straight.
I then found myself outside of Nelson. Two of the girls did come out to
see if I was alright so it wouldn't be right for me to bad mouth Adam's entire crew.
I would like to thank Joe Allison, a member of the concert committee
who managed to get backstage and find my overcoat. But what really
pissed me off was that when Joe handed me my coat, I found that my "I
found the law"pin had been swiped.
ROB FLANAGAN

Announcement
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ROB FLANAGAN
News Editor
In last week's CGA election, Bret
Hoffmaster, a sophomore majoring
in business marketing, captured
the position of president. The other
two offices decided were vicepresident and treasurer, won by
Sean Mullen and Kelly Lewis,
respectively.
Hoffmaster's major goal at this
time is to simply get more people
involved in CGA. He isn't quite sure
how he is going to do that but he's
going to work on it all summer.
Hoffmaster said that the thing he'd
like to do most is increase student
involvement of the Representative

Assembly.
"I've got a lot of learning to do,
I'll be going to all the meetings
trying to get more of an insight on
CGA," Hoffmaster said.
Hoffmaster went on to say, "I
like the work that Chris Hardinger
has done this year and at this time I
really don't see any major changes
that I would make."
A member of the Student Senate
this year, Hoffmaster is also in
Delta Omega Chi, he is the fraternity's recording secretary. He is
also a member of the College
Republicans and the steering committee for the upcoming mock election.

A Career Information Series wil]
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services field. They will answer
questions that may help in planning
for future occupations. All interested are welcome.
"Clay Yeager will speak about

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DAWN GREENE
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BU's Forensics Team traveled to
Ithaca, New York for the 15th Annual Ithaca College Forensics
Tournament Feb. 18-19. Fifteen
colleges and universities from five
states were entered in the tournament.
BU placed in individual events
and seventh over-all in the com-

petition. Cathy Kempfle placed
second in Impromptu Speaking,
Barb Wiest placed first in
Dramatic Interpretation and
James Barksdale placed fifth in After Dinner Speaking.
Other students who competed for
BU were Iris Hall, Don Chomiak,
Sharon Carpitella , Lisa Cicioni and
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Brian Creep

The Student Excuse

LORI LEONARD"
News Editor
Well, the long awaited concert
finally got off without a hitch. On
Friday, February 24 Adam Ant and
the Romantics rocked an almost
capacity crowd at Nelson
Fieldhouse: The contest, that was
sold out, was a conglomeration of
light, loud music and the typical
concert excitement.
The Romantics opened the show
with their smash hit "Rock Me
Up " off their latest album , "In
Heat." The group, complete with
pompadores, had the audience dancing in the space available. Other
songs by the Romantics included
"Got Me Where You Want Me" and
their latest chart topper "Talking
In Your Sleep."
"What I Like About You," the
Romantics 1980 smash closed their
portion of the show and was also
their encore much to the crowd's
delight.
After a 15 minute intermission
during which the stage was reset ,
the long awaited English born rockand-roll extravaganza appeared attired in a black and peach Victorian costume tailored to fit in all
the right places. Adam Ant started
his program fully clothed , but by
the end all knew what the strip tour

was really about.
Ant, by many was considered the
"Michael Jackson of New Wave."
He danced and did various and sundry acrobatic feats on scaffolding
15 ft. above the stage. His hips
lured and enticed most of the
females in the audience and even
some of the males. One fan even expressed her opinion that what he
did ,with them was a crime and his
hips should be outlawed !
Ant, removed pieces of his wardrobe before every song and by the
last number, was standing in
leather pants and a loose top.
Various members of the audience
attempted to imitate Ant's
burlesque. To this Ant replied
"How many beautiful young ladies
do we have in the audience?" To
the tumultous answer, Ant told the
young men "sans clothing," they
must be "desperate." A perfect
lead in to a song off the "Strip"
album called "Desperate But Not
Serious."
Ant returned to the stage for two
encores and ended the show with a
splash. Clad only in brief leather
shorts and stockings, Ant appeared
in a clear 5' by 5' tank filled with
water. He came out of the tank,
combed his hair and sang the last
encore dripping wet.

Often Creative—Occasioiw Credible—Never Boring

KATHLEEN BARTUNEK
Staff Writer
"Ahem, ah, excuse me? Excuse
me - Dr. Torquemada? Hi, my
name is Isa Blowoff, I'm in your
9:00 'Zoology for the Mentally
Inadequate' class. You don't
recognize me? Well, I was there once, anyhow about that exam I
missed, yeah, the one last week ...
ah, you see, I was sick. Real sick.
Yes sir, I was quarantined. Yep,
thought it was the plague. No, no
just a cold. Anyhow, is there some
way I'd be able to make that
up?..."

Dealing with profs is an integral
part of college existence. At one
time or another almost every
student must face a hassled instructor with some fabricated tale
explaining their absence or misfortune. Many students become completely unglued when presenting
such a story, probably due to their
reliance on weary cliches like,
"The dog got sick on my term
paper". Sorry, no one, not even our
faculty, is that gullible anymore.
Therefore, necessity dictates that a
modern student be much more
imaginative when crafting an excuse. Instructors appreciate a
really well constructed explanation- it shows effort on the

student's part. A truly artistic ex
cuse is one that combines
creativity and credibility while
making a student look good in a bad
situation.
First, fashioning an excuse
requires a vivid imagination. Whet:
constructing a tale, choose colorful
or serious sounding words. Foi
example, don't just "get sick", b<
"taken ill". Futher, make any form
of medical disorder (disorder- nol
sickness ) appear life threatening
Avoid simplistic statements like,
"I had a cough", have a "bronchial
malfunction" instead. If a studenl
must use the tired "familj
problems" routine, don't saj
something unimpressive like, "Mj
mom freaked out on my dad"
rather "My parents are engrossec
in a domestic crisis".
Catch words and phrases ar
only a part of the excuse game
When accounting for absences, th
biggest mistake students make i
selling themselves short. Not .onl;
should a student strive to get out o
trouble, but they should endeavo
to leave a positive impression c
themselves in the process.
For example, within the contes
of the explanation, relate "to Di
Grump sometihg intriguing aboiJ
your life. Truth is fatal. Never sa;

anything like "I didn't come to
class because I was hungover."
Professors aren't impressed by
irresponsible lushes. Rather, appear deeply penti tent and say, "My
cello recital ran late." This shows
you are a musical person , it implies
sensitivity and sophistication. After all, anyone can be hungover ,
but how many people play the
cello?
Credibility is also important
when constructing an excuse.
Many of my friends (the ones
diseased with virtues like morals
and ethics) refuse to take my advice because they won't lie to their
profs. Now who said anything
about lying? I've never lied to a
prof. I do "admit to employing
"poetic license" but I've never
lied. For instance , when I told my
instructor about my cello recital I
committed- no falsehood , when I
was in fourth grade my cello lesson
ran ten minutes overtime. So, tell
me, did I lie? Am I responsible for
another's misassumption? I think
not. The "universal time" explanation is equally applicable to
medical excuses. For example, I
was a bit accident prone as a child ,
as I incessantly, fell from trees ,
windows and cars. I was also a
sleepwalker, and gave new

meaning to the expression "things
that go bump in the night." So,
when I tell my prof I fell down the
stairs and suffered a concussion ,
it's no lie, I simply neglected to
mention I was twelve at the time.
In ethical terms it seems unfortunate that students must
scheme so to extricate themselves
from trouble. However, practically
speaking student doubletalk may
not be all that bad. After all, the
business world is full of slick "bull
fertilizers" which students must be
prepared to face. Therefore a
guilty student can simply
rationalize excuse giving as practical business application.

Brian Creep

Adam Ant opened his show dressed in his full regallia. He ended it clad only in leather bikini briefs.

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the best ever was fairly accurate as
nine PSAC records fell and others
just barely survived.
Clarion led the record setting
parade as they established seven
new team and individual standards. Shippensburg joine d the
parade as they broke just two meet
records.
The Golden Eagles estabished
their dominance right from the
start as they captured first , second,
sixth, and seventh in the 500 yard
freestyle for 45 points and a quick
12 point lead over Shippensburg.
Jack Gardner finished in 4:38.88
winning by almost two seconds
over teammate Tim Fahey.
The Red Raiders storemd back to
take their only deal of the meet by
domianting the 200 yard individual
medley. Mike Wolper earned his
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meet when he caputred the 50 yard
freestyle in :21.28 with his second
straight 50 free win. Clarion used
second and third places to take a
lead that would stand for the rest of
the meet.
Ken Chaney gave the Huskies
their first points of the meet when
he captured the consolation final in
-.21.80.
The one-meter was dominated by
Clarion as they took six of the top
seven positions as well as setting a
new record, Kevin O'Neill extended his own record with a point
total of 542.65.
The 800 yard freestyle relay standard was broken by the Golden
Eagles as they lowered their 1981
record by 3.28 seconds, finsihing in
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Fahey set a new record of 1:42.82.
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record of 1:42.82, lowering his 1982
record by 1.01 seconds. BU's Matt
Thran captured sixth place in
1:01.88.
The Golden Eagles set another
record in the next event as Paul
Fox also lowered a personal PSAC
record for the 100 yard backstroke.
Fox finished in * -Mff i ? only .01
seconds below his previous best.
The Huskies put up their best
showing of the meet to this point
with Dwight Franks' fifth place
showing. Franks clocked in at
-.57.01 and Christian's was timed at
.57.34.
The Red Raider's Mike Wolper
won his second event of the competiton with a win in the 400 IM in
4:15.61. BU's Charley Case placed
eighth in 4:26.98.
Friday's final event saw Clarion
set another record, the fourth of the
day, in the 400 medley relay with a
time of 3:31.17. The Huskies were
fifth in 3:39.98.
Freshman Jack Cahillane set a
new meet record in the 1650
freestyle in 16; 15.03. Another freshman, Kutztown's Doug Linde, gave
the Golden Bears their only first
place finish when he captured the
200 backstroke in 1:59.80.

Clarion's Jim Hursh set a Nelson
pool record of :47.15 in the 100 yard
freest yle event.
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The 200 yard breaststroke saw
the Huskies Matt Thran give them
their best showing as he placed
fourth in 2:16.62. Victor ' Ruberry
won his second medal of the competition, winning in 2:12.07/
Shippensburg's Doug Myers also
won his second title of the meet in a
record time of 1:53.71 in the 200
yard butterfly.
Kevin O'Neil captured his second
diying title of the meet with his win
in the three-meter diving championship with 508.15 points.
The 400 freest yle relay, the last
event of the competition , ended the
championship in style as Clarion
captured their seventh record of
the meet by edging The Red
Raiders in a time of 3:07.23. The
Huskies placed seventh.
Coach Eli McLaughlin was
pleased with the Huskies' performance . "The team can be proud
of their finish considering the level
of the cbmpetion and the relatively
small size of the team." He also
stated , Our time have improved
continously over the season and
I'm proud of our guys."

Huskies Face Rams
MARTY HASENFUSS
Assit. Sports Editor
Bloomsburg University will start
their quest for a 1983-84 PSAC
Men's Basketball Championship
this evening against a surprise opponent, West Chester. The Rams
upset 4th seed Cheyney University
Monday night. The winner of
tonight's contest will advance to
the final four in the Hersheypark
Arena Friday evening against the
winner of the, MansfieldMillersville game.
West Chester, which ended the
conference season 7-7, is the 5th
seed in the tournament's Eastern
Division. Bloomsburg is the first
seed in the tourney. They finished
the season 11-3 just one game
ahead of Mansfield 10-4.
The two teams split in this year's
series with West Chester winning
the first contest and Bloomsburg
grabbing the second.
In the first game, West Chester
caught the Huskies in the throws of
a nine game road losing streak as
the Rams escaped with a 53-51 victory. West Chester's Kevin Givens
led the Rams to the victory. .

The second contest started out
much the same as the first one as
the game was close up to half time.
However, Bloomsburg pulled away
in the second half to win going
away 73-66. Once again, Kevin
Givens led West Chester with 32
points — the most scored against
the Huskies by one player this
season.
The Huskies are riding a 10 game
winning streak into tonight's contest. BU has also won 12 of their
last 13. The Huskies also have the
home court advantage in their
favor as Bloomsburg brings into
tonights contest an ll-i record in
Nelson Fieldhouse.
The Huskies won a first round
tournament decision from the
Rams last year 52-49. The Huskies
lead the series against West
Chester 35-23.
The Huskies are shooting for
their second conference title. Their
last one was in the 1980-81 season
when they defeated Indiana
University of PA.
The important clash for the right
to go to the final four will begin-at
8:00 p.m. in Nelson Fieldhouse with
a large crowd expected.

Athlete of the Week

Huskies Cage
Golden Bears

GWEN CHESSMAN
Though not winning a title, Gwen
Cressman rewrote the BU record
books at the PC Championships.
The junior from Orlando, -FL
smashed two individual marks and
helpedbestablisha third, in addition
to qualifying seven events for the
national meet. Her first record setting performance occurred in the
200 individual medley where she
swam to a 2:12.40 time; well under
the 2:15.79 school mark. The next
day Cressman bettered her own
mark of 1:56.46 with a 1:55.91 in the
200 free and then swam the opening
leg of the 400 medley relay team.
She also qualified in the 100 and 200
downed Pitt's Kyle Nellis 12-1in the
back, and 400 and 800 free relays.
semifinals. BARRY FRANCISCO
HONORABLE MENTION
ROCKY BONOMO captured the again led the Husky cagers with, 23
lone EWL wrestling title this and 20 point efforts versus Kutzweekend for the Huskies by town and York. The senior guard
decisioning Cleveland St.'s Dan also blocked six shots and grabbed
Foldsey 7-6. In this first round mat- three rebound against Kutztown
ch Bonomo annihilated West and added four more boards againVirginia's Dave Rowell 35-6; then st York .

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the boards. This was also true of
the Bears under their own basket.
The Huskies allowed their ten point
lead slip to six at the half as they
entered the locker room with the
score 22-16.
The second half saw the Huskies
hold off a strong attack by the
Bears. Sloppy play, though,
allowed Kutztown to catch up. With
7:21 left in the game catch up they
did. They tied the score at 31. Much
to the relief of the few Bloomsburg
fans who had traveled to see the
game, the Huskies awoke to take
an eight point lead.
Sophomore forward, Jean
Millen, led all scorers with 19 points. She also ripped the boards for 12
rebounds and passed off five
assists. Gaining 11 of her 19 points
in the second half , Millen helped to
pace the Huskies to their 52-45 win.
Jeanne Radcliff also aided the
Husky cause by pulling down 10
rebounds and scoring 8 points.
The Huskies hope to continue
their success in their bid to unseat
top ranked Millersville to earn a
berth at the PSAC championship in
Hershey this weekend.

Foul Shooting: BU
Key to Success

WADE DOUGLAS
Sports Editor
Fact No. 1- Good foul shooting teams win close games.
Fact No. 2 - In their past eight games, BU has connected on 124 of 146 for
a sizzling 88 percent.
Fact No. 3 - Tonight's opponent Cheyney sent their last regular season
opponent to the charity stripe 61 times.
Theory - If your going to play Bloomsburg you had better entitle your
gameplan "Handle With Care."
Not only do the Huskies' sharpshooters lead the conference with nearly
a 73 percent clip but two BU players sit atop the individual standings. AilAmerican candidate Barry Francisco, with a 83.9 percent mark, has led
the PC ratings since January but will have to up his pace in order to stay
there. Soph Glenn Noack has moved into a tie with his teammate at 83.9
percent thanks in large part to his school record 28 for 28 streak.
A third Husky would also be battling for the lead if it weren't for his
lack of attempts. Forward Shane Planutis, who set a BU mark at 26 free
throws in a row before Noack's string, is hitting at a
Although the aforementioned players headline the Husky free throw
parade it is the improvement of the remaining players that has been most
noticeable. Two players in particular have made major strides : Wes
Wright and Pat Flanagan.
Perhaps most pleasing to Coach Charlie Chronister is the development
of Wright. A 54.5 percent shoorter in his first two years, the junior center
seemed bent on carrying the Ken Casey tradition for foul shooting
inepititude. (For you underclassmen, Casey, a former BU starting center
sank a humiliating 32.4 percent of his foul tosses during the 1981-82 year).
However, as Wright's confidence grew with his much improved play in
the pivot, it carried over to his foul shooting. After a rocky start that saw
him hit 56.8 percent in the first 15 games, the junior has upped that figure
into the high sixties.
Flanagan's improvement has not been so dramatic. The 6'6" soph shot
a respectable 63.8 percent in his rookie season but struggled along with
the team early on. His 15 game mark was just 41.8 percent. Now in a starting role due to Noack's injury, Flanagan is back up to a 63 percent level.
Not surprisingly, BU's foul shooting success has coincided with their 10
game winning streak. And as the Huskies enter the PC title chase, it will
provide them a great advantage, especially late in the game when
Chronister employs his four corners offense.

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assist column by dishing out 7.
York finished out their season 1114overall.
The Huskies next game is at 8:00
p.m. tonight at Nelson Fieldhouse
in PSAC tourney action against
Cheyney.
NOTES: Bloomsburg is now 11-0
against York College...Glenn
Noack's foul shooting string is still
alive at 28straight.
YORK
FG FT PTS
Kolar
7 0-0 14
Petry
2 0-0 4
Johnson
12 2-2 . 26
Williams
3 0-0 6
Hanson
1 0-0 2
Weigers
1 0-0 2
Witmer
1 1-2 3
Totals
27 3-4 57
BLOOMSBURG
FG FT PTS
Brisbon
6 0-0 12
Francisco .
9 2-3 20
Wright
0 5-8 5
Flanagan
2 2-4 6
Planutis
3 1-2 7
Noack
2 0-0 4
Johnson
1 0-0 2
McCullough
1 0-0 2
Totals
24 10-17 58

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Huskies Strugg le Past
York College, 58-57

MARTY HASENFUSS
Assit. Sports Editor
Bloomsburg University used a
20-foot jumper by senior Barry
Francisco with 22 seconds to go to
lift them to 57-57 victory over a
tough York College opponent Saturday afternoon.
They finished their regular
season campaign 17-10 and will
return to action tonight agaisnt
Cheyney in the PSAC tourney.
Bloomsburg looked like they
were going to blow out their opponents as they raced out to a 14-2
lead. However, York stormed back
to close the deficit 37-34 at half time.
The main reason was York's
Wayne Johnson's 15 first half points.
The second half was fairly close
as York College pulled ahead by as
much as 7 points, 53-46, with 6:55 to
go in the game. However, Bloomsburg outscored the Spartans 12-4
down the wire to register the vic-

tory.
The Huskies sticky defense forced 22 York turnovers, many of
which resulted in BU fast-break
buckets. The Spartans outrebounded Bloomsburg for the contest 33-24 as Wayne Johnson pulled
11rebounds to lead all players.
York College shot an excellent 61
percent from the floor (27-44) and
75 percent from the foul line on just
3 of 4 shooting. Bloomsburg shot 42
percent from the floor (24-57 ) and
59 percent from the foul line (1017) .
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Bloomsburg*was paced by Barry
Francisco who scored 20 points for
the Huskies. The only other BU
player to hit double figures was
Jerome Brisbon who hit for 12
along with getting 4 steals. Pat
Flanagan led the Huskies on the
boards with 5 rebounds.
York was led by Wayne Johnson's 26 points. The Spartan center
hit on 12 of 15 attempts from the

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field . York also had two players hit
double digits as forward Mike
Kolar hit for 14 on 7 of 9 shooting .
Troy Petry led the Spartans in the
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Clarion Takes 14th Straight Title

Husky Swimmers Take 6th at PSAC s

MIKE ALBRIGHT
Sports Editor
The Clarion University Golden

Eagles brought a strong, balanced
swim team into the PSAC Men's
Swimming and Diving Cham-

pionships and walked away with
their fourteenth straight championship title.
Clarion received some tough
competition, as expected, from
Shippensburg who finished in
second place. The Golden Eagles
amassed 659 points to take the title
while the Red Raiders tallied 417
points.
Indiana (PA) was a distant third
with 169. Edinboro just beat Slippery Rock for fourth place as they
scored 157.5 to SR's 144. The
Huskies, swimming in their home

The second half saw the
Huskies hold off a strong
attack by the Bears.

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Kent Hagedorn

Matt Thran leaves the blocks during the PSAC Championships which were held in Nelson Fieldhouse.
The senior co-captain helped to lead his team to a sixth place finish in the Championships.

Brian Creep

Barry Francisco plays tough "D" against York's Troy Retry. Barry forced Retry into 11 turnovers on the
game as Retry was obviously flustered with the tough play.

pool in Nelson Fieldhouse, earned
103, edging Kutztown (101) by two
to take sixth place.
East Stroudsburg (82.5) and
West Chester (75) rounded out the
scoring, taking eighth and ninth
places respectively.
Husky swimming coach and
PSAC Championship Meet Director
Eli McLaughlin's prediction that
this year's meet would be possibly
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Lackadaisical
Huskies Down
Golden Bears

SARAH HACKFORTH
Sports Writer
With the end of their regular
season last Friday night, the Lady
Huskies posted one in the win
column. Although it was not one of
their finer games, coach Sue Hibbs
commented, "It's nice to have a
win no matter what. I felt we didn't

Clarion led the record setting parade as they established seven new team and
individual standards. Ship pensburb broke j u s t two.
play a full 40 minutes of heads up
ball , but when we did, it showed."
For the second time this year the
Huskies have beaten the Golden
Bears. This latest game they won
by seven points, 52-45. The win
gives the Huskies a 6-7 conference
record and 11-13 overall.
The Huskies played heads up ball
for the majority of the first half
leading by as much as ten. The
domination ended with 6:39
remaining on the clock when the
Golden Bears came out of hibernation and would not allow the
Huskies time to set up their offense. The Huskies kept control of
the game by not allowing the Bears
second and third attempts under
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