I Thanksgiving

The Spectator

Recess

Begins Wednesday

Tournament of Plays

Set for November 30

THE VOICE OF STUDENT OPINION

VOL- 6—No. 2

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EDINBORO STATE TEACHERS COLLEGE, EDINBORO,

Twentieth Chapter Of )
Phi Sigma Pi
Is Installed Here
Impressive Ceremonies
In.tiate Eighteen
Into National Group

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CALIFORNIA MEN

DR. CARMON ROSS
IS RECOVERING
Though having had a serious
operation in a Cleveland hos­
pital, Dr. Ross, who is reported
to be recovering satisfactorily,

expects to be home by Thanks­
giving. *

Is National Fraternity

Phi Sigma Pi is a national profes­
sional education fraternity and Ed­
inboro’s Upsilon Chapter is the twen­
tieth unit of an organization that ex­
tends from Silver City, New Mexico,
to Washington, D. C., as far north
as Dickinson, North Dakota, and as
far south as Nashville, Tennessee.
Eight of the fourteen state teachers
colleges of Pennsylvania have chap(Continued on Page Two)

Educator Stresses
Need For World Peace
In Assembly Speech
Dr. Carson, Teacher
In Chinese Schools,
Outlines War Problems

OBSERVE ARMISTICE DAY
Armistice Day was recognized at
Edinboro State Teachers College at
11 a. m., Friday, November 11, with
a special assembly featuring Dr. Ar­
thur L. Carson, director of the Rural
Institute of Cheloo University, in Tsianin, China.
Speaking before the body of col­
lege students and faculty members on
“War and Peace”, Dr. Carson re­
marked, “It’s good to have a day set
aside when we can look back and
think about the tragedies of the
world”.
Teaches In China

Dr. Carson, who has been in China
since 1921, is a graduate of Penn
State, has a doctor’s degree from
Cornell, and is a recognized leader
Ln the agricultural department of
China.
The ‘astronomical figures’ con­
cerning deaths in the war between
Dr. Atkinson Has
Japan and China and the horrible
Extensive Education
conditions resulting from such have
Edinboro State Teachers College fixed in certain peoples’ minds what
welcomes to its faculty a new mem­ war really means.
People Dislike War
ber, Doctor Carroll Atkinson.
As Dr. Carson stated, “When you
Dr Atkinson is well-versed in many
fields, having extensive education. He see those things it is difficult to be
The peoples of those
received his Ph. D. from George Pea­ optimistic.
body College for Teachers, his M. A. countries are very much the same as
from the University of Southern Cali­ we and feel that they too do not like
fornia, and his B. A. degree from war.”
Concerning our government for the
Lawrence College.
Among other
universities that he has attended is type of people in the United States
the University of Grenoble in France. as very good, Dr. Carson said that
Edinboro’s new instructor is a mem­ our lack of government in interna­
ber of the Phi Delta Kappa fraternity. tional affairs is far below the aver­
Having had much experience in the age. The reason being that we of
field of education, Dr. Atkinson was the United States are affected more
the Associate Professor of Education .internally than externally.
We do
at North Texas State Teachers Col- not like to think too much about fortage. He served as the Principal at eign statistics; but—“the time is still
San Luis California, as a teacher in ripe for America to have some sort
the Pasadena City Schools, and as the of foreign policy”.
“In international affairs,” Dr. CarSuperintendent of various schools in
Cregon and Washington.
He also son said, “we fail to understand that
coached athletics at the College of the other people are similar to us
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Idaho and Lawrence College.

Edinboro Welcomes
New Faculty Member

10c per copy

Possible Occupation Is Miss^ Hillis To Speak
Seen By Contractors On December First
On January First
Formerly Was Editor
Possible Occupation Is
Seen by Contractors
On January First
HAS EIGHTEEN ROOMS

INSTALL

Upsilon Chapter of Phi Sigma Pi
•was formally installed on the Edin­
boro Campus, Saturday, October 29,
■with eighteen former Chi Delta Sigma
men being initiated at impressive
-ceremonies in Loveland Hall.
Previous to the installation cere­
monies, National Counselor C. B. Wil­
son, a faculty member of California
State Teachers College, Lee Horn­
bake, also a California instructor,
William Frye, Samuel Paisley, Joe
Bellasario, Joseph Zaffry and Marcel­
lus Kinkleman, California members
of Phi Sigma Pi, were honored guests
at a dinner in Haven Hall dining
room.

PA. NOVEMBER 19, 1938

The training school, a major unit
in the college building program, will
be completely finished by December
15 and ready for possible occupation
by January 1, according to informa­
tion given out by the local offices of
the J. M Bensinger Company, gen­
eral contractors.
Before occupation by the Edinboro
grade and high school pupils, the
building must be approved and ac­
cepted by the General State Author­
ity and the P. W. A.
Installation of the necessary furni­
ture and equipment must be made
after the building officially becomes
the property of the Commonwealth of
Pennsylvania. These may not be in­
stalled by January 1, though that is
a possible date.
Contains Library

Of Vogue Magazine

Marjorie Hillis, author of “Live
Alone and Like It”, and former as­
sociate editor of Vogue Magazine, will
lecture in the college auditorium on
“The Art of Gracious Living”.
Besides being a vivacious and en­
tertaining speaker, Miss Hillis writes
in a clever, witty and sparkling style
much information helpful in matters
of conduct and satisfactory living.
“Orchids on Your Budget” and
“Corned Beef and Caviar” are two of
her more recent works. She is at
present a regular contributor to the
Good Housekeeping Magazine.
Miss Hillis is the daughter of New­
ell Dwight Hillis, famous New York
preacher, author and lecturer.
Her writing reveals such pictur­
esque wit as the following:
“Clear and honest thinking is one
form of worship, and no one who does
it sufficiently is permanently out of
a job.
“There is something definitely
wrong with people who don’t mind
needing to be helped.
“The more you enjoy yourself, the
more of a person you are.
“Nothing is so damaging to selfesteem as waiting for a telephone or
doorbell that doesn’t ring.

On the second floor, the west wing
will contain a modern library.
A
science room, a biology laboratory
and a commercial room and student
teaching conference rooms will also
be on this floor.
A combination auditorium-gymnas­
ium, which will seat several hundred
persons on portable chairs, will pro­
vide a playing floor for the high
school’s varsity teams, gym classes,
and for the presentation of plays.
The main hallway of this building
is over two hundred feet long. This
gives some indication of the size of
Mr. Calabrese Heads
(Continued on Page Three)
Well-Equipped Shop

Campus Lunch Becomes
Dry-Cleaning Business
On November Fifteenth

Upperclassmen Defeat
Freshmen In First
Six-Man Football Game
Score Via Aerials
In Hard-Fought Game
On Cold, Muddy Field

FINAL SCORE IS 12-2

After two years of being vacant
the former Campus Tea Room will
be converted into a dry cleaning,
laundering, tailoring, and radio re­
pairing establishment.
The work will be entirely on a re­
tail basis and will include one day
dry cleaning, laundering and radio
repair service, cash and carry ser­
vice, and motorcycle service to per­
sons residing within Edinboro or its
vicinity.

Mr. Calabrese Is Manager
The Upper Classmen defeated the
Mr. Warren Calabrese, of Cleve­
Freshmen 12-2 in an intramural sixhas ___
been in business for
man football game, the first of its land,
... who
... __
kind to be played by members of the . the past fifteen years, formerly with
college, in a hard fought “tough” the Buckeye and Summers Company
contest on a cold, muddy field Wed­ at Cleveland, will have charge over
nesday afternoon.
the Edinboro concern.
The laundry, dry cleaning, and tail­
Taking advantage of the breaks and
a series of short passes over the cen­ oring machines are such that immedi­
ter of the line, the Upperclassmen ate and efficient service and quality
went off the field victors though they of work can be expected by every
patron.
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the spectator

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The Spectator
The voice of student opinion at Edinboro State Teachers College.

With Our Faculty

By Joe Norder
Published on Saturday throughout the School Year by the students of
Edinboro State Teachers College at Edinboro, Pennsylvania.
Edinboro State Teachers College
ranks first as having the largest e.
STAFF
.Joseph Norder, Leon Mead tension program among the various
Co-Editors...............
....................... Walter Nissen state teachers colleges of Pennsy Supervising Editor.
............ yy. Verne Zahniser vania.
Faculty Advisor.....
The courses, offered chiefly for
teachers in service, are given in elev­
CLASSROOM OFFERS WHOLESOME DEVELOPMENT
en centers of northwestern Pennsyl­
Last year a number of students missed classes because they “did not vania, including Erie, Lawrence Park,
feel like attending” or some other reason equally unjustifiable. The be
-- ­ Franklin, Titusville, Corry, James­
ginning of this semester witnessed the instituting of a compulsory attend­
town, Springboro, Linesville, Coch­
ance system whereby all students who have been absent from class must ranton, Wellsboro, and Centerville.
’ obtain, from the Dean of Instruction, permission to continue their class-work.
At the present time -ten regular inThis new arrangement has been designed to awaken those students who
i structors are engaged in administer­
have not fully realized just why they are in college—those students who do
the work, with courses of study
not seem to hold in Anew the fact that they are in training today to be the I ing
including American Literature, Child
teachers of tomorrow, to go forth into a critical society as select material
| Psychology, Comparative Government,
’ well-fitted to mold the characters of their pupils.
It is only natural that those who continually miss classes without a val'd Curriculum in Arithmetic, Diagnostic
excuse lead others to believe that they have no interest in the opportunities and Remedial Reading, English Lit­
extended to them here at Edinboro. Certainly they are not conscious of erature, History of Civilization, Hy­
the financial sacrificing of their parents in order that they, the students, giene, School Law, U S. Government,
might be in school to learn and to be educated in the better ways of living. and U. S. History.
Extension classes of a similar na­
Are they a credit to themselves, to their parents, and to Edinboro? If they
continue their slip-shod, easy-come, easy-go tactics, can they render a worth­ ture are conducted each Saturday on
while service later when they take their place in society? The answers are the college campus, affording those
teachers in service who reside in the
decidedly negative.
We are spending our best years in Edinboro, The college classroom vicinity of Edinboro the opportunity
An
offers the finest facilities for a wholesome development, Let us take ad- of furthering their education.
important part of this program con­
vantage of them!
sists of demonstration classes in the
elementary grades of the campus
FRATERNITY CHAPTER
training school.
IS INSTALLED HERE
A new feature of the extension
program was inaugurated recently
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By Mary Ruth Wasmuth
when Willis E. Pratt, Superintendent
Will Schaaf, who is known by his ters. Edinboro’s chapter makes this of Schools of Erie County, designated
close association with Mary Barber, number nine.
eighteen rural schools for the pur­
Phi Sigma Pi, the only professional pose of providing first-hand obser­
is the president of the freshman class.
undergraduate
fraternity
operating
Erie is well represented by him. El­
vation facilities for student teachers
len Haiston is one of the few mem­ primarily in teacher training institu­ interested in rural education.
bers of the class who comes from a tion, is a member of the Professional
It is to be emphasized that the im­
great distance, Pottstown. Evident­ Interfraternity Conference composed portance of the extension program
ly our art course must have attracted of twenty-seven fraternities repre­ lies not only in the sole purpose of
senting nine leading professions.
her!
instruction alone, but in the benefits
Wood Is President
- June Comei From York
rendered by the Edinboro group to
June Howard must have also been
Officers of the Upsilon Chapter are these communities which our college
attracted to our art course to have James Wood, president; Walter Nis­ serves. This can be best illustrated
come all the way from York. She sen, secretary; Anthony Cutri, assist­ by enumerating several specific ex­
‘has another attracton now, Leon ant secretary; Norman Dilley, treas- amples of faculty activity.
Mead.
Bob Stephenson, another user, and Martin Shimko, historian.
On Wednesday evening, Novem­
prominent member from Erie, has
Faculty advisors are Waldo F ber 16, Dr. Christensen addressed the
made quite a name for himself on the Bates, Royce R. Mallory, H. W. Mc- Parent-Teachers Association of Al­
campus for his good work in football. Nees, Alfred J. Haller and.C. E. Ellen- bion, discussing the subject “Give
Youth a Chance”. Previous to this,
berger
Demmy Speaks Well
at the occasion of the burning of the
Marian Demmy, our noted cheer­
Emphasis of Phi Sigma Pi is placed
leader, hails from quite a distance, on the furtherance of educational Edinboro Grange Hall mortgage, he
Steelton. She is as well prepared to ideals and the advancement of teach­ spoke on “The Unique Place of the
“knock ’em cold” in speech class as ing as a profession.. Major activi­ Grange in American Social Life”. At
’.on the football field. Steve Lipchick ties center around the undergradu­ the Warren County Pomona Grange,
meetin& of ail the Grange
from Erie, also is known for his ex­ ates interest in education as a l
-if groups of Warren County, to be held
cellent but impromptu speeches. He occupation.
December 2 at Youngsville, Dr. Chris­
surely adds zest to the freshman class
Dr. Grose Is Member
tensen will present “The Great Ameri­
with that good sense of humor tho!
Superintendent of Schools Dr. Her­ can Blunder”.
Vincent Plays Hockey
Dr. L.
H. A&VUVGll)
Van Houten,
head of the
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I
Betsy Vincent from Westchester, man C. Grose, of the Erie schools sys­
surely came a long distance to be hit tem is an honorary member of Kappa department of Education, has been
in the head with a hockey stick. Ex­ Chapter at California State Teachers administering tests to retarded school
children in Oil City, Greenville, and
perience is developing that hard hit College.
Phi Sigma Pi succeeds the local Union City, for the purpose of de­
of hers, too, so woe to the freshmen
next year. Bill Volbers from Erie, social fraternity Chi Delta Sigma on termining their classification. He has
recently lectured to Parent-Teachers
is now the vice president of this class. the Edinboro campus.
Associations of Lincolnville, Cam­
He is also one of our most popular
modeling much to the despair of Mr. bridge Springs, Rockdale township,
and handsome members.
Haller and Betty. Harold Arkwright and the Erie County association.
Gaylor is Edinboroite
from Erie, is noted around the camBy request of the superintendent
Betty Gaylor, one of our Edinboro pus for that wonderfully built body
girls, has a modernistic trend in her | and his ability on the basketball court. of Erie City Schools, Miss Jane Ludgate, Instructor in Speech, is con-

Frosh’s Who’s Who

Miss Skinner Design,
Factory-made House
As Perfect Home
Construction on Site
Will Be Completed In
Only Two Working Days
BILLINGS LAYS BASEMENT

Miss Skinner of the college An
Department hopes to eat her Thanks,
giving dinner in her new 24-feq.
square factory-made house.
Mis5
Skinner herself drew up the p|ani
for her midget house and the Lake,
shore Company is taking care of the
actual construction.
The house will occupy the small
lot between the Snyder and Ander­
son homes on Meadville street Mr.
Wallace Snyder is to act as overseer
for construction.
Moved Here in Sections

By being moved here in sections
all ready for the foundation which
Mr. Wilbur Billings is to lay, the
house will not take more than two
days for completion.
The Homesote Company of New'
Jersey is making the plaster-board
material for the walls and these will
be reinforced on the outside by siding.
From the basement to second floor .
it will be a perfect little model dream i
house. In the basement there will
be a recreation room. On the ground
floor will be a reception room and
hall, a dining room, a modernly con­
venient kitchen, and a living room
opening onto a garden terrace. Ad­
joining the house will be a garage.
Upstairs, there will be a master bed­
room, a bathroom and a studio op­
ening onto two small guest rooms
with built-in furniture. All in all,
this red-topped tiny house will be one
more attraction to Edinboro.

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EDUCATOR STRESSES
WORLD PEACE

and as a result we have to get at the
underlying causes.”
In conclusion, Dr. Garson emph8'
sied that he still thinks it is possible
to have a better day and a better
world order by attempting to make
our foreign policies more efficiei’1
and bearing greater sympathies.
duct’ng a series of bi-weekly lecture5
at the Washington School in ErieThese lectures, which have been
attended by a purely voluntary group
of elementary teachers, cover a
phases of speech activities in the de'
mentary school.
On Tuesday, November 15, ^r‘
Royce R. Mallory, Instructor in Eng'
lish, and Mr. Waldo F. Bates, head o
the Art Department, addressed
Combined Women’s Clubs of Che*
wick and Springdale, PennsylvaniaMr. Mallory spoke on “Some FunC'
tions of Poetry in Everyday Living'»
while Mr. Bates’ subject dealt "’it
“Art in the Home”.

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THE SPECTATOR

J Sketches

Original Humor

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’ Page Three

Tournament Of Plays
To Be Presented
By Dramatic Club

i
By Charlotte Weaver
By Nick Krivonak
I FROM ScaRAb:
h
The manner in which the Freshmen
CLASSROOM BONERS
In the naive blunders _______
made ...
in examination
papers by
school CXI
children
;[ have enlarged our club is truly grati__________________ puj/vio
uy BU11UU1
fying—we now have a larger mem- and even college students some of the funniest comedy in the world crops Offer Six Productions
up.
p. We offer the following:
[[ ’ bership than we have had for several ”
Of Outstanding Plays
No is the adverb of negotiation.
years past. May our club expand
On Two Evenings
William Tell invented the telephone.
until its size warrants the possession
A yokel is a part of an egg.
of a permanent clubroom. Then per­
MISS LUDGATE DIRECTS
A swain is a female swan.
haps it will be given tenacy in an
A monologue is a conservation between two people, such as man and
ideal location for up and coming ar­
The eighth annual’ tournament of
tists. Does anyone have an inkling wife.
plays will be given on November 30,
I of what is to follow? No? Then
Transparent means something you can look through, for instance a and December 6. This college stu­
4 here is the suggestion. What was at keyhole.
dent project will be under the guid­
•■k
Paradise Is Regained
one time headquarters for the art de­
ance of Miss Jane Ludgate, head of
Milton wrote “Paradise Lost”, then his wife died and he wrote “Para- the speech department of the college.
partment at Edinboro could be again
as the headquarters for our ScaRAb dise Regained”.
Judges are Miss Gwendolyn GleetIn mathematics Persia gave us the dismal system.
club. By this, I mean|. why not es­
en, of Edinboro, president of Alpha
tablish a permanent club room for
A woman’s brain weighs almost as much as the human brain.
Psi Omega, Miss Laberta Mahoney
L ]
ScaRAb members on the third floor
To keep milk from turning sour you should keep it in a cow.
and Miss Margaret Adler, of Erie,
A punch bowl s the place where prize fights are staged.
both members of Alpha Psi Omega.
B| of Normal Hall? It already has the
Illiteracy is one of the most common figures of speech.
atmosphere, all it needs is work and
Awards will be presented by Alpha
An antique is something no one would be seen with if there were more Psi Omega to the director* of the best
a few ingenuous ideas to make it
into a well nigh perfect studio.
Or, of them, but which everyone wants when no one else has any.
performance, the designer of the most
£
A metaphor is a thing you shout through.
as a member of the faculty has sugoriginal, artistic and suitable scenery,
One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
and the student actor who shows the
ggested, when as and if the high |
Confucious was something like a loud noise.
finest interpretation of his part.
school vacates Room 13 in Loveland
•n;
He was arrested and held in custard until his trial.
The plays and their directors are
Hall, would it not be very profession­
A king who does everything he says he will is an absolute monkey.
“Highness”, a Russian play, directed
al and altogether modern and pro­
Indians Are Protected
by Lon Watters, November 30; “Won­
3 gressive for Room 13 to be used as
der Hat”, a fantasy, directed by Max­
What has the government done to protect the Indians?
a permanent club room studio for
Put them in reservoirs.
ine Teetsel, November 30; “Singa­
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individual and ScaRAb activities—
pore Spider”, a murder mystery, dir­
Trigonometry is when a lady marries three men at the same time.
chance for extra-curricular art ex­
J!
ected by Richard DeRemer, Novem­
What is an heroic couplet?
pression—portraits—still life—etch­
When a hero and heroine are walking in the garden looking at the moon, ber 30; “Bread”, a farm play, direct­
ings—woodcarving—under individual
i
ed by Lee Jeffffords, December 6;
“steam” and effort. The glove has they form a heroic couplet.
h
Artificial perspiration is what you make a person alive with when they “The Dollar”, a Russian experience,
been thrown down! Now let’s hear
directed by Leon'Mead, December 6;
the pros and cons from our members are only just dead.
and “The Barbarians”, a coal mine
Disinfectant is a smell that is a great smell than the original smell.
i. e. the benefactors.
scene, directed by Elaine Ghering,
A triangle is a circle with three corners to it.
AT RANDOM:
To remove air from a flask, fill the flask with water, tip the water out, December 6.
A new term for the prolific smok­
All college students will be admit­
ers on campus—the Jolley Henchmen and put the cork in quick.
ted free. Admission for adults is
The
male
inhabitants
of
Paris
are
called
Parasites.
—
Heard
that
Shirley
Swift
and
a
r.
25c per night or two nights for 35c,
A simple sentence is a sentence that means nothing.
wastebasket had quite a tussle one
whereas
the admission for children
—From
the
American
Weekly.
What
issue?
day not so .long ago....
and high school students is 15c per
SKETCHES
A
night or two nights for 25c.
At
The design hanging in Miss Skin­
matic productions to fixing and rethese rates no one can afford to miss
ner’s room entitled, On First Looking
pairing doors, locks, windows.
the fine program of plays which will
Into Chapman’s Homer, should prove
“The use of the machinery in the | be given.
interesting to other* than ardent liter­
carpenter shop,” Ned stated, “is not |
ary fans....Elaine Ghering has a tai- j
permitted unless permission is asked
ent for drawing piquant caricatures
of me, and operation of such only
of the human race as those who have Interview
j
in my presence.”
Shows That
seen some of her sketches will affirm.. ,Workshop Is Popular
His job, which is an artistic one,
requires a sufficient amount of skill
Place With Students
training school
to get the desired effects. These abil­ Must Have Well Paid
nears completion
According to a recent interview ities were the result of many years Position at Marriage
with Mr. Whipple, the popular college of carpenter experience, and many
(Continued from Page One)
hours of constant practice.
Men, you must be more than an
the structure which is up-to-the-min- carpenter, he first set foot in Edin­
average husband if you wish to
Born in Crawford County
boro
sixteen
years
ago.
ute educationally as well as structur­
marry one of the Edinboro College
Ever since his boyhood days in
ally.
Known to all as simply, “Ned”, he
women.
Mosiertown,
Grawford
county,
where
Placque Is Inscribed
is a friend of everyone not only when
Numerous interviews reveal that
he
was
born,
he
had
“
the
knack
to
On the front facade of the east it comes to suggestions or help with
the college bride of the future will
Although his follow her good judgement as well
wing, a white sandstone placque has reference to any problems of car­ work with tools”.
father attempted to make a teacher
the following inscription by Wash­ pentry, but at all times.
as her heart in the selection of a
ington: “Promote, then, an an ob­
So far as help to students is con­ out of him and put him through col­ mate.
lege,
“
Ned
”
still
insisted
that
he
be
­
ject of primary importance, institu­ cerned, Ned remarked, “I’ll be glad
Here are some of the qualifications:
tions for the general diffusion of to help anybody at any convenient come a carpenter because it was his You must have a good position, be
knowledge.”
time concerning any problems in the outstanding goal or desire.
able to provide a comfortable home,
line of my trade. There are, how­
Mr. Whipple, having graduated and some of the necessities of life.
ever, certain restrictions and help from high school, began his appren­ No longer do college women believe
EXTENSION PROGRAM
must be limited.”
ticeship with the Harper Lumber that love alone will be sufficient for
EXPANDS RAPIDLY
Company in Meadville, Pa. After lasting harmony in marriage.
Makes Everything
Dr. Christensen states that the ex­
serving two years there he went to
You must not insist that your wife
His “quarters”, or workshop, on ( Oil City, Albion, and then to Erie, remain at home, but be willing for
tension program of Edinboro is ex­
panding very rapidly. There is ev- the campus, is the little, square, brick where he made his home for ten ] her to work if she so desires, The
ery indicat'on that five additional cen­ building situated just east of the old years.
Finally, in 1922, his trade care of the children must be shared
ters will be established next semes­ power house. Here he does every- directed him to his present surround- by both the husband and wife. These
j
thing
from
making
scenery
for
drater.
ings, Edinboro.
fare the major qualifications.

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Ned Whipple Works
As College Carpenter
For Sixteen Years

Man Must Be Select
To Wed Edinboro Girl

the spectator
Page Four

Reeder’s Digest

Haven Hi-Lites

Second floor Reederites have been
living in terror for the past few weeks
due to impromptu dousings at the
hands of the merciless third deckers.
The former, finding that the more ex­
alted residents are somewhat aided
by the gravity of the situation, find
it necessary to keep under cover
while watching out of the windows.
Grant “Water-wings” Abrams finds
that Indians are not always nautical
ones. Grant and friend went canoe­
ing one Sunday but Abe slightly dam­
pened the afternoon’s fun by getting
Learn in Ten Lessons
Judging from the signs on the doors his genial companion a trifle upset.
Joke: Someone asked Ackelson if
of the rooms, you can learn almost
anything in ten easy lessons. Shir­ his little affair was becoming serious.
ley Artman is singing the “Indian To this question Ackelson disdain­
Love Call” once again. Take all of fully replied that he had always been
your love problems to Madmoiselle a Marion man anyway.
Karrlsooon. Advice by appointment
Wanted: Automatic bow tie tier
only.
Everyone enjoys a certain so that I can qualify as Joe College.
third floor lassie’s Swedish accent and Inquire: Honest Hank Kirshner.
imitations. Hazel Dennison certain­
The Frosh-Upper Classmen foot­
ly loves “Ham”. Who is the girl on ball games have received a record
second floor who can’t stand on her participation. This is the usual des­
feet? Louise Smith and Jean But­ cription of the game: “The Upperler seem to spend all their time in classmen have the ball. They lineup
the library. We wonder why?Mar- with Hull in the Taylor back position.
jorie Welsh’s pajamas attracted a lot The ball comes back in a beautiful
of attention the other day in Haven Spunelli, Hull takes it and Davies
Hall parlors. Warning to Kitty....... over the center of the line. On the I
Ann’s out to get your man! Helen second play the ball is fumbled be­
Antico and Anne Krivonak are two cause somebody Schaafed the center
of the “sp.ark-plqgs” of the girls’ over. A Freshman comes in fast and
dorm. Roberta Phillips is still wait­ Stoops to pick up the ball just as he
ing for that certain letter.
is Wood-ed out and tackled.
But
Every day is moving day at Haven, wait, the ball is called back, somebody
since they have been putting in new used his Hahns on the play.
The
floors. Because of the uproar, the Frosh disagree and the game, as usual
girls spend most of their spare time 1 x
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So long, folksies, I have to start
snooping for next week’s news.
Time to go, but I’ll be back; and
if you know anything of interest, slip
me a buzz on the lowdown and I’ll 1
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After last week, Haven Hall has
quieted down and is now back to the
normal routine.
We are sorry to
hear that so many of the girls are
on the sick list, and we hope they will
soon be up and around. Was Ginny
surprised when the team walked in
the other day. It was quite unex­
pected....... wasn’t it, Ginny?
The
freshies and the sophomores are oh
so busy attending “feeds” in the girls’
rooms. Watch out girls....... .those
those
pounds!

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were soundly outplayed at times I
Kathleen McCray, Ruth Hotchkss,
With Reed Stoops, freshman qua
and Marjorie Martin are three nice terback, getting the mythical tackli
looking girls along with winning ways in the end zone, the plebes scored
....We wonder what was in a certain the kick-off when Peterson muffy
the ball and allowed it to roll into th*
letter the other day that made Maxine end zone for a safety.
Borger so happy....Have you all not­
A short pass to Wood in the second
iced the resemblance between Alice quarter gave the Upperclassmen the’.r
Carmen and our Nellie Ellenberger? first score after a short march down
Marian Crosby has a lovely voice com­ the field.
Midway in the third quarter the
parable with that of the famous con­
tralto, Marian Anderson....Ask Jessie Freshmen marched almost the entire
Turben when her gift of gab comes length of the field to the five yard
in handy....Iona Bennett is one of our line but failed to score when a short
up-and-coming musicians....We all pass was dropped in the end zone.!
vote Esther Neil one sweet girl— Crawford ended the scoring with only
Eleanor Storer is one of our best na- a minute and a half left when he
tured seniors....Why is it that Kath­ caught a pass for the Upperclass­
ryn Van Tassel always blushes when men’s second score.
Miss Wilson mentions whistle calls? Freshmen
Upperclassmen
Ernestine Pardee must have that cer­ Coxe
LE
Hull
tain something that wins friends be- Mitcham
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Wood
coz she has so many....Tiny beads of Snyder
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Bensoa
perspiration trickled down Ruth Tay­ Stoops
QB
Peterson
lor’s dainty brow the other night Graves
HB•
Miller;
when she studied for her Visual Ed. Ackelson
HB>
Crawford ,
test....We wish we had some of Jerry
Haffer’s sympathy and understanding.

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By Nancy Seay

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