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EDINBORO STATE TEACHERS COLLEGE, EDINBORO, PA.,

W EDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1931

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HOMECOMING GAME SATURDAY
GRADS GATHEfe
FOR HOMECOMING
Grads and more grads, old grads,
young grads and all kinds of grads.
They’ll all be here on Saturday to
celebrate the annual Homecoming
activities. They’re all welcome, the
more the merrier.
Activities will be just booming
around here during Homecoming
week-end.
Plays, football game,
banquet and a dance are in store for
the occasion.
’ The faculty is presenting a one-act
play which will be a knock-out. The
Dramatic Club is going to repeat the
one-act play they presented some
time ago, and the ScftRAbs have a
minstrel show booked for Friday
evening.
Of course, the big event will be
the Qqm££oming game ^th^li|>njery
‘Pbbkf^ Won’t the gr^ds b§’''ticJtTed
pink when Edinboro beats the Roeks.
We’ll be in second heaven ourselves.
Then after the game the annual
banquet and activities will be topped
off by the dance on Saturday night
in the gym.
Taken as a whole, the Curfew
joins hands with the student body
and faculty in welcoming back all ye
old grads and hope you come back
for more reunions. Yea, Alumni!

DATES ANNOUNCED
Official dates have been given out
concerning the Thanksgiving recess,
Christmas recess, and the' closing of
the first semester.
The Thanksgiving period of rest
will begin at 12:00 o’clock noon on
Wednesday, November 25, and will
. come to a close at noon on Monday,
November 30.
v
“'"■'“TSftef'the last class on Wednesday,
December 23, the Christmas recess
will get uryier way, with the classes
resuming their schedules on January
4,
The first semester will come to a
close on January 16.
These dates, as this edition goes to
press, stand as i official, with all
changes coming through the office.

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EDINBORO TO BE
ROCKS OUTWEIGH
THE UNDERDOGS
CRIMSON TIDE
The game on Saturday, 4s far as
With the ai'rival of the probable
statistics go, places Slippery Rock in starting line-up of Slippery Rock and
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in the role of the under dog. Many
times the under dog* has risen and
toppled the favored from their lofty
pinnacle. Will history repeat itself
and Edinboro come out victoribus?
Slippery Rock, in their first five
games, have scored 31 points as com­
pared to the opposition’s 53. This
would seem to show the Rocks aS a
weak defensive team, but 34 points
were scored by Grove City.'
Edinboro, in the three contests
they played, before this paper went,
to press, have scored 13 points, with
the opposition rolling up 60. These
figures tend to give the Green and
White an advantage.
' However, as I’ve stated before,
Edinboro, in the role of the under
dog, is in a much better position than
the lofty position held by Slippery
Rock.

comparison of the two teams gives
the Thompson men a weight advant­
age.

The line of the invaders from end
to end totals 1192 pounds. This is
a good sized forward wall and aver­
ages 170 pounds per man. No one
man is over 185 pounds, with the
lightest weighing 160.
Edinboro’s line totals 1141 pounds,
which averages 163. This would
give the green and White a sevenpound advantage in the line.
The Harrison back field will aver­
age 152 pounds, with the backs Rocks showing about an 8-pound
edge here.
^hese weights, however, are not
authentic and can be taken as facts
or as tales.

E CLUB TO HOLD DANCE

The first big student social activity
Notre Dame looms as the potential
for the year will be held on Saturday,
national champion. For > color the
November 21, when the “E’’. Club
South Benders are hard to beat.
is host to-the student body and their
friends.
Gordon Chung-Hoon, a native
The prom will be held in the gym
Hawaiian, is one of the ball carriers and promises to surpass any former
on the Navy squad. He learned all enterprise. A well known dance
his football in this country.
band will be here for the occasion.
The rates are a dollar and a
Rutgers has been playing football quarter, with dancing being enjoyed
at Nelson Field for forty years, and from 8:30 till 11:30.
The University of Deifver junior twenty-one of the twenty-nine var­
It would be a good idea to get your
prom was a distinct succ^Si, It show­ sity linesmen at the University of date early. Fair warning, the battle
ed profit of sixty-two c€nts.
Oregon are six feet in height.
is on.

Saturday is the day—the day our
gridders have looked forward to from
the- start of the season. The day
when th^y will get an opportunity of
being the first Edinboro team to beat
Slippery Rock.
Saturday, at college field, the
Crimson Tide of Edinboro will strut
their stuff. Whether it will be good
enough to defeat the Rocks will bp
seen. But above all it will be |
battle, and a real battle, at that,
Slippery Rock has been enjoying
very lean year. They have be^
beaten by Lock Haven, Grove Ci|^
and Westminster. But they h^^
struck their stride and beaten Clarjon
25-0 and California 6-0. The la^l(|j|f
score may show some comparison^l^ ;
tween ^he,,twQ,cl,ubs.
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Edinboro played host
and was handed a 7-6 defeat.
pery Rock thus with a 6-0 vic^sy
over that team shows a margditibll
7 points. However, points are a
poor means of comparison a^ |tljm
game remains a toss-up.
Injuries have riddled the ranks of
the Harrison men throughp^jj|he
season. Howeyer, it is hop|^^^
the cripples will be in shape
,
.‘.Ob uo^
Jack Daly, out since the
game a month ago, will be in
for the first time. This
considerably.
Alec Creyg.fq
Howie Rose, who were bp^l^^gi^t^;^
the Clarion game, are no^y^j^
and ready to claw their w^yjt)j§gtfS^
the Rocks.
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Drawing our own coiyjlj^ggs
this important fray, web^^jjtliAk
Edinboro will have to
miosffe
scrap than they’ve displayg^
They will have to play i§«|Aor§ialerttt
brand of ball. And as^agflhei
they will have to play t»ette»xball ;iiit
fact, the ^ best ball in oiih^iBi sgpstdtna
if Edinboro is to comeBontlcpob tnJqiioi'4
Let’s go, EdinboroJ__ The Rocks
are coming! And gpjftg home de­
feated !
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course wouldn’t go nere.

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COLLEqE CURFEW

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COLLEGE CURFEW
Owned, ELdited and published by
M. JOHN HARDING
A. LYMAN COHEN

CHUCKLE CHUCKLE

NOT A CHANCE
UNREASONABLE
“No,” said the druggist, “I don
“What shall I do? I’m engaged
want any slot machines that involv e to a man who says he simply can’t
bear children.’.’
gambling.”
“These,” said the salesman eai
“Well, you can’t expect too much
But three days remain before the nestly, “aren’t gambling device^. from a husband.”
grid classic of the year, as far as The customer hasn’t a> chance.”
Edinboro students are concerned, will
FOR LONG LIFE
be played here. The game will be
“Have you ever loved before?”/
Eat
very
little pork.
hard fought and with both schools
“No, dear. I have often admij^ed
Bathe at least three times a week.
out en masse a bright spectacle will men for their strength, courage, ^ood
Be careful of extra cold showers.
be displayed.
Don’t attend wild parties.
Sportsmanship will enter into this looks or intelligence, but withf you
its all love, nothing else.”
/
Don’t fail to exercise, especiall/
fray in a large manner. The players
front bending.
are watched by the officials, but what
QUITE NECESSARY /
Don’t stay up late at night.
about the spectators. When the'of­ V
“Rastus, I am sorry to heat that
Don’t use tobacco in any form.
ficials err, don’t boo. Whefi a pen­
Don’t use snuff.
^
alty is imposed, take it as a part of you have buried your wife.” j
Keep
away
from
women.
“Yessuh,
boss,
ah
jus’
had
1;o—she
the game. Above all things, let it
And above all, don’t drink.
. '
be said that we are real sports, good was dead.”
You
may not live to be 150 years
winners and good losers.
old, but it will seem that long.
A STIFF UPPER UP
If your team goes behind it’s up to
you to help bring them back to the
Joe—“Do you come fro-m Boston.”
JUNGLE LOVE
Henry—“No, I’m just talking this
front. A losing team needs more
The amorous young man turned his
support than the idle cheers given to way because I cut my mouth Pn- a
car into a deserted side road, turned
them when they are ahead. Let’s all bottle.”
/
off the motor, and began taking off
get out there Saturday and cheer
his
gloves.
our team to the best of our ability,
WHAT PRICE BEAUTY
“What are you up to, you rascal?”
not letting the score influence us.
An Idaho man yas Ashing in Lake
And when the game is over, how C;*escent recently. He caught a big asked the giA at his side, coyly.
' “A hundred and two, Fahren­
about waiting a minute extra and
northern pike, the biggest he had
singing the Alma Mater. The cheer ever landed in his long and busy life. heit,” h^ replied.
the singi^- If’® He was elated. He was crazed wi^
A CHANGE OF APPEAL
one of the few chances we get to joy and he telegraphed his wife: “I’ve
sing together out doors, so remain a
If
your advertising copy isn’t pul­
got one; weighs seven pounds and
few seconds and show your true
ling
as
you think it should, the fault
its a beauty.”
Edinboro spirit.
The following was the answer he may not be with the advertising but
received from his wife: “So have I; with the kind of copy you are using.
weighs 10 pounds. , Not a beauty— Just make a change in your appeal.
MILFORD AND
That’s what the little boy in the story
DAILY EVENTS looks like you. Come home.”
did. You remember that a lady of
uacertain age was called to the door
Milford also states that Laval’s
“No girl ever made a fool out of of her cottage by a shaver of a lad.
visit to the United States was nothing me.”
Lad—“Does ’oo want to buy some
more than a curiosity trip. Laval, if
“Who was it then?”
tute ’ittle tittens?”
you don’t know, was sent over by
__y___
Lady—“What did you say?”
France to enter into conference with
A BIG DIFFERENCE
Lad—“Does ’oo want to some ’ittle
Herbert “Hardluck” Hoover, pur
Another difference between death tittens?”
president, in an effort to consider
Lady—“What is it?”
some problems of the day. Milford and taxes is that death doesn’t get
Lad—“Does ’oo want to buy a
says that that is all propaganda. He worse every time the legislature
damn
dood tat?”
meets.
claims that after Texas Guinan was ___________________________________________ refused entrance to France because
NETMEN START
her show was repute JOLLEY’S PHARMACY
ing, Laval became somewhat curious
Coach “Sox” Harrison will soon
and decided that he would see the issue a call for basketball candidates.
show at alLcost. He connived some The turnout this year will -be the
way for the French Republic to send^ largest this school has ever had.
QUALITY — SERVICE
him to America and after talking
As a nucleus for his quint, Harri­
briefly to Herbie he launched a search son has captain Harold Arro,wsmith,
for Texas. Up until this wrjiting Jack Daly and Oscar Palmquist. They
nothing is known as to whether the are the remaining lettermen. Bruce ‘Mi^DE TO ORDER CLOTHES’
French diplomat has been successful. Smith and Joe Massa, members of
Cost no more than readymades. They
last years squad are also back.
A quantity of new material that
JUST PALS
wear longer and fit better.
The rattler jumped on the copper includes some promising material will
greet Harrison.
head’s neck
Exceptional Va/ues $22.50 Up
And chortled in gloulish glee;
“I must sting this poisonous son-ofA pessimist is a fellow, who, after
eating onions, takes Listerine before
a- gun
MEHLER’S TAILORS
Or he certainly will sting me.”
talking to his girl on the telephone.
1119 STATE ST., ERIE

EDITORIAL

SPARE SHOTS
At Cornell University in Ithaca
they have a course in whooping
cough prevention. And they draw
credits for this course ....
A womens polo team has been or­
ganized at Syracuse University ....
Indiana University has an annual
Table Waiters Hop . . . .‘
John Dollard, a member of the
Fordham College freshman baseball
team, has two artificial legs. He is
a pitcher and is plenty good ....
They say that if a school rates high
athletically she rates low scholastic­
ally. This statement is found un­
true in the case of McGill University,
They have won nine intercollegiate
titles in the past season and th^'ir
scholastic standing has not suffered
—all of them are in minor sports. . .
President Cutton, of Colgate, was
an all-American center at Yale early
in his career ....
, De Pau University has installed
automatic candy machines on the
campus to raise money for band
maintenance ....
While on the subject of candy, did
you know that the ‘Tie men” of Notre
Dame spend one hundred and five
dollars a day for candy purchases in
the small campus candy shops ....
a
Umversijty of PennsylYania
fre^itten~ wKcPYRsSbey^ scrphOWrorS'
laws are cast into the frog pond. . . .
About a dozen colleges throughout
the country when asked to cast their
ballots to determine America’s most
famous actress, chose Rudy Vallee . .
,The University of California,
southern branch, did not win a foot­
ball game until Coach Bill Spaulding*
came to the Bruin school . . . .
Hobert College has lost its last
twenty-four football games in suc­
cession. Prospects aren't bright for
a win during the remainder of tne
present seapn. Wotta life ....
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•ystem of weights. The ratio of the
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and prevailed overfall western Asia.

WELCOME

ALUMNI

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CLARION HUNBLES EDINBORO 6-0
FIRST VICTORY
SPORT VINGETTES WESTMINSTER TO GIRLS ENGAGE
OVER EDINBORO The intense rivalry between the
CLOSE SEASON IN REAL BATTLE
It’s happened! The dreaded has
Phis
and
the
Deltas
concerning
the
become realized and much to our dis­
In the midst of the most unsuccess­ «
FOR HONORS
satisfaction. Clarion Teachers Col­ local hockey situation has been less­
ened somewhat after the former con­ ful season experienced by an Edin­
lege has at last beaten Edinboro in
football. The downstaters winning
6-0 last Saturday and were the first
eleven from that institution to score
over the Red and White.
Edinboro kicked off to Clarion and
the ball was run back td the forty
yard line. In seven plays the ball
was put across the goal line for what
was the only touchdown of the game.
Stunned by this outburst on the part
of Clarion, the Edinboro lads fought
tooth and nail to also score but their
efforts went for naught. Not once
did Edinboro penetrate the twenty
yard mark.
Plajling a slow game the local boys
time after time, messed up their own
plays. The interference brushed op­
position instead of clipping it. They
blocked like a grammar school eleven
and tackled in the same fashion.
However, there was one Edinboro
man who played real-footbait»^. dn
my estimation he was the best man
on the field. _ He blocked, clipped,
and tackled like a real college veter­
an. That man was Captain Art Arrowsmith.
In the second half the Edinboro
eleven had an advanttage over the
downstaters but could not score. Two
big scoring chances were thrown
away when holding and a man in
motion were detected in the local
ranks.

SEEN AT CLARION
The smallest crowd our boys have
played before.
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The worst officiating this individ­
ual has cast his eyes upon in a college
game.


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Wilson, Gray, Maranda, Rose and
Stambaugh checked out.
Chapman holding the hea linesman’s box. *
A number of farmers at a school
game.


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One of the best basketball floors
in the state. \
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School spirit.
have here.

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tingent slapped the Delts around the
field to annex a 6-3 victory. The
two teams played a tie game previ­
ously. The Delts at that time look­
ed as though they would triumph
easily but their opponents retaliated
in the final half to plunge the con­
test into a tie. With a week to brush
up on the weak points the Phis dis­
played a much better attack in the
second game.
It is pitiful the way the football
team has been humiliated in the last
four games. It in not because pf
inefficient coaching nor inexperienced
material. Player after player has
been injured and when the injured
return to the fold a few more join
the sick list. Jack Daly’s absence on
the line has^ been keenly felt. • Les­
son and Bernado have ably tried to
fill his shoes arid if either could have
aypijjed being^hurt the ontempes of
ciertaih f^mes inay have b^en differgnt. Without a comparatively healthy
line it is impossible for a football to
prosper. With such conditions pre­
vailing the backfield may ds well turn
around and run the other way.
“Please dear Lord” as Skippy, the
famous comic strip caharcter would
say, “give Sox Harrison a chance’to
put a team on the fibld this Saturday
that will be able and fit.” The dis­
locations, the sprains, the bruises and
the bumps, if they would only put
their heads between their legs and
disperse. Then Slippery Rock eat
plenty of spinach for you will nged
iron,
Indiana defeated Edinboro 26-0.
Slippery Rock triumphed over Indi­
ana 26-0. According to scores that
makes Slippery Rock 8 touchdowns
better than Edinboro. Clarion beat
Edinboro 6-0 and Slippery Rock wal­
loped Clarion 25-0.__ That._make? a
difference.
Slippery Rock is now
only 31 points better than Edinboro.
Quite a drop. California trounced
Harrison’s clan 7-6. Slippery Rock
won over California 6-0. Well, well,
Slippery Rock is only one touchdown
better than the Red and White. When
Saturday rolls around Edinboro wiH
be on par with the “Roftes.”

boro eleven, the future teachers are
gc'ing to attempt to regain some lost
pre;stige by beating Westminster,
T he game will be played on Nov­
ember 14 at New Wilmington.
Both Edinboro and- Westminster
were beaten by Allegheny College
this year. The Red and White go­
ing down 27-7, while the Titans fell
39-7. This would seem to indicate
that Edinboro holds a twelve point
advantage.
The Titans, however, have
strengthened considerably and will
enter the game on the heavy end of
the picking.
Last year Edinboro was beaten 1912 in an exciting contest that was not
determined until the final quarter
was compieted. A repetition of this
kind of a game can be looked for.

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As a result the tie a replay of 'the
game was necessitated and the Phi
girls led by the Misses Stevick and
Rudley, won 6-3. The score does,
not indicate the keenness and spirit­
ed play that was exhibited in the
galne.

With the gym completed the volley
eltpbnents ? are' ’’^olng through
their paces regularly. The big intra­
FIFTY FIFTY
The fat lady was trying to get on mural contest is stated for the fore
the bus. .A passenger, waiting to get part of this month.
bff, snickered as he watched her
panting struggles.
The girls hockey game between
“If you were half a man, you’d be
helping me,” she puffed, glaring at Lake Erie College and Edinboro was
rained out.
him.
“Yes,” he retorted, “and if you
were half a lady you could get on
witbout any help.”
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The United,States Government has
lost more than a quarter of a million
A referee that looked a lot like dollars on students who have flunked
Clarence.
out of West Point.
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Playing before one of the biggest
crowds ever to gather for a hockey
game here, the Phi’s came from be­
hind to tie the Delt’s 3-3. It was a
very interesting contest, and to this
writer, who by the way, had never
seen a hockey game before, iJiras very
well played.
The Delt’s took a 3-0 advantage in
the first half but could not hold the
advantage.

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MINSTREL SHOW
/ HERE FRIDAY
On Friday afternoon of this week
the freshmen art students are going
to present a minstrel show entitled
“Yah Sah.” It is a rollicking com­
edy from beginning to end and will
^
be worth while seeing.
The frosh are putting on this show
as a part of their ScaRAb initiation.
It is being sponsored by the junior
class of the art curricula.
A great deal of the credit for this
production goes to A1 Krill, who is
chairman for the show. He has spent
a great deal of time in arranging
for 'the* production of the minstrel
and tofd a reporter that the minstrel
this year was a real show and worth
anybody’s thirty-five cents.
It is rather surprising to find that
everyone taking part in the productioij is tdlented in music. A trek to
the college auditorium at 7:45 will
fill you full of cheer.
The following are taking part in
the show: Isabell Campbell, Margaret
Lewis, Dorothy Peterson, Esther
McDonald, Gladys Witmer, Mildred
Slicker, Grace Holmes, Samuel A.
Sullivan, George Nichols, Loveen
_ Gla^ng-Castle,, ^J’yances |!,ogers,
Mn^ed^^MacKenzie, Anh"~Mi|ll^er,

Sybil O’Dell, Neil Nelson, Albert
^ Allessi, Claire, Griffin, Helen Smart,
Katherine Eiler, Jane Marrison, Mary
Hart, Rhea Matteson, Harriet Train,
Elizabeth Dripps, Elizabeth Zahnizer,
Harold Schnell, William Kyle, Al­
berta Woolcott, Dallas Rose.
The musical accompaniment will be
provided by Phil Olmes, Charlotte
Chaney and Alberta Woolcott.
The chorus is directed by Miss N.
M. Ruttle. The business manager is
Helen Silverthorn, chairman A1 Krill.
Don’t forget! Friday at 7:45 p.
m. in the college auditorium and
bring your thirty-five cents.
Williams College, in New England,
boasts of having eighty-five per cent
of its students engaged in organized
sports—the other fifteen per cent are
probably working the gates.

WONDERINGS

When the Sextet from Lucia is.
Rain seems to be the most frequent
going to stage its annual concert— |
What Adam and Eve did when the visitpr-—Jeap Gray sure has enough
leaves began to fall—If Senor De- B. F’s.—Wood and Pusey still going
Fazio found out how the headless! strong—My co-editor likes the en­
horse ate the head of cabbage—What vironment better in Erie than in Edinfluence late rebellions had upon the inboro—The game Saturday should
Freshman recently—How many . stu-. be a knockout—Janet Long makes a
dents are acquainted with the recent good assistant for Miss Chapman^—
fracas concerning China and Japan/ Dancing in the gym is becoming more
and what importance it secrets—-I^ popular—All of you students should
Premie^ Laval’s visit to the United be over and get some much needed
States is reciprocation ofthe T^^as exercise—Janet Me Alpine tlpnks I’m
Guinan invasion of the banks of Bur­ a meanie—I feel hurt—Oscar and
Chuck both 'pick on the same little
gundy—Why more speakers like j Rex
Davis, of. Erie*, cannot arrang talk td us—Why Junior Arrows-mith Those Chapman lads sure are irregu­
lar—Wonder if the alumni will hold
doesn’t leave that laugh of his outside
.a dance Saturday—The trip to In­
the chapel—Why Lady Luck doesn’t diana was
tiresome one—On one
give our' football team a date;—If
occasion it was-a falling one for a
Phil Olmes, after a little coaxing, certain young man — “Sox” sure
would give us another concert-—Why, knows how to play rummy—And
some of the students are as -dead as when it comes to eating oysters, page
a cabaret ^ ten o’clock in the morn­ Sir Nutsie Arrowsmith—glad to hear
ing—How the Phis enjoyed th6 de­ that Scotty’s shoulder is healing and
feat they handed the Delts—I^ the that Jo4 Segnick’s arm is out of the
lake will be as popular in the winter sling—John Hickey writes ^n inter­
time as it has been in the past—Why esting column in the Erie Dispatch
not. Loye conquers everything—How —It s worth reading—Art Monahan,
many fights will take place after Cre- of the same paper, ha^ decided to
var, Qrowe, Sullivan, Vhn Horn, enter lawsuit against ‘ us^—But—^we
Hamilton/ Christian, Wilson and Mal- had so much on him .that the suit was
colmson afi want;to use the miniature/ j popped arid'
pants presser at the same time— easily now^—Elizabeth Rudley is al­
What we cat! do to make the faces ways laughing—The girls are enga^
of some of the commuters look a little ing in a number in intramural con­
made cheerful early in the, morning. tests—^“Tommy” Doyle will see the
I don’t look so hot myself. If moth ­ Syracuse-Oblgate game on Saturday
er will send me some heavier .under-1
There will be a dance here oh
wear—‘The wind finds too many November 21—Our extended vacation
places to hide, in the short specimen | went by the boarda—What a break
—If George Washington’s nose ran!_Many thanks to'the students who
when he crossed the Delaware—Why i helped us in oi/r subscription camJean Gray doesn’t want her name in paign—This week end’s the first half
print—When Beech Sherman will not of the semester—Here’s hoping for
be the last one to sit down in class; the best—We’ll be seeing you again
What Monte Scott and Joe Segi-;in a short time—Good bye—and
riac will do after the doctor takes the here’s hoping we beat Slippery Rock.
sling off—What some of the Reiter
women would do if the campus ever latter has complained hotly-^When
went sheriff sale—They couldn’t the sides of Ross *SCitt’s can will start
stand arou^ with their.hands in their
bulge.--Where Bob Gitson picks
Pocketa-That is one. advantage a „p all the craoks--What would hapboy has over a^girl-When Hillyer,
jj ^^^,3 Johns had to keep quiet
the Campbell brothers and Toohey
minnte's—He makes up for
up
will cease calling me Milford—The his playmates, Murphy and Myers—
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MILFORD and
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.If iRowena 'Ore knows as much as I
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-- -------- - do about English
Literature—Why
Louis Fornelli is always so congenial
—When Miss Stevick, the “Hockey
Hurricane” is without her *wistful,
smile—Why all the flies come to Edinboro in the fall—If there is an-^
other girl in the school that walks
as much as Hilda Duncan—If Ruth
Hartel gets f little hot under-the col­
lar when she yodels those solos—
Just put the cork in the bottle—Goo’
bye.

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This is Milford’s view on Unem­
ployment. He claims the depressing
condition of this country could be
partially cured if everybody glave
some of the unemployed a little bit
to do around their houses. For ex­
ample Milford said that'he could use
about three men, possibly four. One
fellow could mend the holes in his
sok as he thinks his mother ^is getting
too old to thread the needle. An­
other could keep Cicero, the cow, in
good condition and keep Jiis stable
clean and wholesome. The third gent
could peel potatoes and woi/k around
the kitchen, wash the dog and cat,
and feed the parrot and canary.
According to Milford the ChineseJapanese imbroglio is nothing more
than a musidal comedy without the
music.
He thinks Japan became
somewhat lonesome living on the lit­
tle island and decided to invad| Qhina
for a little excitemeht. When asked
by the League of Nations why they
became so rough the Japanese, so
said Milford, claimed that they
were inventing some new holds in
the art of Jui Jitsu and that they
the
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fine to practice on. The Chinese,
when asked why they retaliated with
an explosive attitude claimed that
they too were experimenting. Some
of the squint eyes had discovered
some new fireworks arid were try­
ing them out just as the Japs were in
the country.
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At Franklin College, in Indiana,
only one student knew that persons
under twenty-one could no|: vote at^
presidential elections.
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