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Commons Satire

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Budget Changes

Students Oppose Cuts

Jon Rbtt

REPRESENTATIVE TED STUBAN discusses proposal for Lightstreet Road overpass. CAS is hoping for results.

By TAMMY CLEWELL
Several members of the
Commonwealth Association of
Students ( CAS) traveled to
Harrisburg last Monday to
lobby representatives of the
Pennsylvania Legislature. This
was in response to Governor
Thornburgh's proposed budget
cuts in appropriations to the
Pennsylvania Higher Education
Assistance Agency (PHEAA)
and a statewide Solomon
amendment.
Thornburgh has proposed a
two percent increase in appropriations for the Pennsylvania State College and
University system (PSCU).
According to Budget Scretary
Roberty Bittenbender , the
governor's proposal is to be
combined with expected
savings from a proposed pen-

College Council

Funds Allotted for Fields and FM Radio
By ROBERT FLANAGAN
The Community Government
Association ( CGA ) met Monday
to discuss two proposals made
by the Finance Committee and
a request by WBSC to hire a
consultant to find an FM
frequency on which to operate.
After a long discussion, CGA
allotted $75,000 to pay for the
development of nine athletic
fields on the upper campus. The
intramural programs will have
top priority in usage of the
fields. Teams or clubs not
associated with BSC will be
required to pay a rental fee. The
fee is to be determined later.

The money to pay for the
construction of the fields comes
from the Husky Contingency
Fund (HCF) , which stipulates
that the money must benefit
alumni and present and future
students. The question of
whether alumni would benefit
was the subject of much debate.
Money to replace the HCF will
come in $10,000 installments
from the CGA budget.
The land for these fields will
be rented from the Bloomsburg
Hospital, and the College has a
15-year lease with a 15-year
option. The rent and maintenance is to be paid by the

Stockier Recalled
From Board

By ROBERTFLANAGAN .
CGA President Paul Stockier
announced Monday night that
his name had been recalled
from the Board of Governors on
April 8.
In a statement released April
18, Sotckler said, "I am
disappointed that in contacting
the Governor's office, Secretary
Robert
(of
Education)
Wilburn's office, Commissioner
Gallagher's office, as well as
Senator (Edward) Helfrick's
office, I have not yet been informed as to the reason for the
recall."
Stockier added that he was
glad to have the opportunity to
represent the 76,000 students in
the Pennsylvania state colleges
in the transition from college to

university. He feels confident
the work done will get the new
board off to a good start.
Stockler's announcement
surprised everyone at Monday's CGA meeting. Stockier
stated that he and President
McCormick were the only two
people associated with BSC who
. had knowledge of the recall
prior to Stockler's announcement.
Stockier thanked the people
who helped and placed confidence
¦ in him over the years at
BSC.
. - .
Speaking of Stockler's efforts
to have BUP changed to BSU,
an unidentified CGA member
said, "Paul hasn't given up yet;
there are plenty of questions
that need to be answered."

Commonwealth.
A proposal by the Finance
Committee to allot $200 to pay
for the base of a Husky mascot
statue was also approved. No
estimate could be given at that
time as to the cost of the statue.
Representatives of WBSC
were awarded $2,350 to hire a
consultant to find an FM
frequency which the station will
use when it enters the new
human services building.
The FM frequency will give
the station more power to
broadcast to the students who
commute and live off-campus.

sion reform plan and no increase in staff or faculty
salaries.
When asked if the governor's
proposal would necessitate a
tuition increase, Bittenbender
replied, "At this time we are
assuming that Thornburgh' s
proposed budget will be sufficient to fund the PSCU system
with no additional costs to
students."

The finance committee
chairperson...unable
to respond to the possibility of a tuition
hike.

Michele Kessler, coordinator
of CAS, Carol Lutter, assistant
coordinator, Tammy Clewell,
coordinator-elect, Lisa Jean
Hackett, assistant coordinatorelect along with Brenda Burd,
state-wide CAS legislative
director, met with Republican
Senator Edward Howard,
finance committee chairperson,
to discuss the budget.
Howard, unable to directly
respond to the possibility of a
tuition hike, stated that the
proposed ,, budget can not be
ratified until Pennsylvania's
debt to the federal government,
due to large unemployment
compensation payments, is
determined. "There's just too .
many uncertanties right now to
forecast if tuition costs will
raise," said HowardThe group then met with
Senator Raphael Musto who
reiterated Howard' s perceptions concerning a boost in
education costs. "I am a sup-

Faculty Members
Honored By Council

By JACQUELYN PAGE
Five outstanding faculty members were selected by the Arts and
Sciences Student Council for 1983-84. Those chosen were: Dr. Peter
Bohling, Economics; Dr. Charles Brennan, Mathematics; Dr.
William Carlough, Philosophy; Dr. Marjorie Clay, Philosophy; and
Dr. James Sperry, History.
Criteria for nominating a faculty member included advisement,
time and effort spent by the faculty member with individual
students.excellence as a teacher, accessibility outside the
classroom, and involvement in college activities outside the
classroom.
The selection processinvolved preparing letters of nomination by
the student council members, a two-week review and discussionof
the nominees, and the voting to select the five most Outstanding
Arts and Sciences Faculty by the student council. Faculty members cannot be selected for two consecutive years.
These faculty members received letters of recognition and
congratulation from Dr. Al Forsyth, Dean of Arts and Sciences.
They also received certificates at au informal reception held in
their honor Sunday, April 17, at the home of Dr. forsyth. Student
council members were present to honor the recipients.
The selecting of Outstanding Arts and Sciences Faculty is only
one of the activities of the 18-member Arts and Sciences Student
Council. The council, in its second year, makes recommendations
of how to improve BSC. Issues at the top of its list are financial aid
and the advising process. The Arts and Sciences Student Council is
advised by Dr. Forsyth.

porter of education, however,
the state legislature must keep
the limits of available money in
mind," said Musto.
Under Thornburgh's budget
plans, PHEAA, distributor of
grants and loans to students,
would receive $83.8 million.
According to Dr. Kenneth
Reeher, executive director of
PHEAA, $88.8 million would be
needed to properly fund the
program.
CAS members met with
a legislative aide to Republican
Senator Ralph Hess, education
committee chairperson , to
discuss cuts in the PHEAA
program. "Tax exempt bonds,
with revenues channeled into
PHEAA, will help compensate
if the reduction in the budget is
adopted," said Hess's aide.

Stuban is con-sponsor
of statewide Solomon
Amendment , and will
remain committed to
his position.
Brenda Burd pointed out the
difficulties in implementation of
the bond program will prevent
proper funding in time for the
1983-84 school term.
The state-wide Solomon
amendment, introduced in the
House by Representative
Carmel Sirianni, and a local
issue were the topics of
discussion between the BSC
studen ts and Democra tic
Representative Ted Stuban , a
member of the appropriations
committee. While Stuban highly
doubted the passage of
Sirianni's bill, he was a cosponsor of the legislation and
stated although he has always
been a friend to Pennsylvania's
students he would remain
committed to his position .
Addressing Kessler and the
other students Stuban said,
"I'm afraid you won't be able to
sway me on this one."
Stuban, whose district includes BSC, was confronted
with plans to initiate action
concerning a Lightstreet Road
overpass. Realizing the need for
the structure, due to the
dangerous crossing, Kessler
explained the situation ' to
Stuban. "The overpass is
needed now, more than ever,
since many additional students
must cross Lightstreet Road
due to the construction of the,
Human Services Building. This
forces them to park across the
street in the hospital's parking
lot," said Kessler.
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Letter to the Editor
We're All Critics
Dear Editor :
In response to: the Infamous
Terrible of North Hall, who
fancies himself a junior Gene
Shalit.
I too stayed up all night
viewing the Oscars and I cannot
believe that we watched the
same films. If your so-called
editorial was meant to be taken
seriously, you have failed
miserably in convincing me
that you even know what a good
movie is, let alone appreciate
the technical aspects of one. If it
was supposed to be a satirical
view, the only emotion that was
evoked from me was shock at
you having the nerve to write
about something you obviously
knew little, if anything, about.
Who is Gandhi was your first'
question. If you don't know by
now, I'm sorry to say I go to the
same college as you. Obviously
you either slept through all of
your history classes since first
grade or haven't even bothered
to enlighten yourself by seeing
the film, since you misspelled
his name.
If you really don't know that
Gandhi was, perhaps, the most
admired and effective leader in
history, why did you write about
something that you have no
knowledge?
Your second point concerning
the Best Actor award further
shows your lack of knowledge of
both Gandhi and the Academy
Awards.
Ben Kingsley won the award,
deservedly so, for his portrayal
of Gandhi, so why should he be
blamed for your lack of a good
memory? I'm sure if you saw
Kingsley's performance that
you would not have forgotten his
name, despite your considerable stupidity.

Although Paul Newman 's
drunken lawyer, Dustin Hoffman's actor in drag, and Jack
Lemmon's tortured father were
all very good they were not
great. Kingsley 's 50 year
tranformation from a young
Indian lawyer to a living legend
was, on the otherhand, truly
outstanding and a much tougher
role to act than the other three.
Contrary to your inference,
the Best Actor is not a career
award so it really does not
matter how big a reputation the
other three actors have. Your
ignorance is further demonstrated when you said that a
real actor didn't win. For your
information, Mr. Kingsley was
a
highly
regarded
Shakespearean performer on
the British stage before
debuting in film as Gandhi.

Your point about the Best
Costuming award shows your
ever increasing lack of
knowledge about the India and
the Oscars. If you had bothered
to see the film you hopefully
would have noticed that there
were people in the film that
didn 't wear "sheets". The
costumes of the British
magistrates and
police,
American journalist and
photographer, not to mention
the thousands of extras ,
traditionally dressed in Nehru
jackets and robes, all lent to
Gandhi's award.
As for your asinine point
abou t Gandhi's election as Best
Picture over the really rotten
loser films is unbelievable.
Gandhi and ET, which you
probably dismissed as a child's
film not bothering to notice
Speilberg's technical skill, were
quite deserving of the award as
was, to a lesser extent, Tootsie.
No one asked you if the
foreign films cut it over here or

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Matter of Opinion
Dear Editor:
In
response
to
the
Ex-Greek: you couldn 't be
more correct, Tammy Clewell,
the Greeks are a unique breed.
Being an officer of Tri-Sigma
Sorority I feel I can justify my
first-hand
claims
with
knowledge. I beg to differ with
you, but the fact that Greek
Organizations are founded on
various principles is by no
means a "pretense." We pride
ourselves on being a unified
group with girls of diverse
backgrounds , interests, personalities, and ideals. Yet we
work together to achieve the
final goal: pride in our
sisterhood. Another principle
we adhere to is accepting each
sister and friend for what he-she
is and not what we think they
should be. In all Greek
organizations there's a common
bond of faith which allows us to
forgive each other 's shortcomings . After all, aren't we
only human?
If , as you say, you were
briefly involved in the Greek
scene I, frankl y am surprised that you didn't have
any inclination as to the
principles of the Seven

As far as differing definitions
of the "friend" are concerned
perhaps you are right: we do
differ. Are your bragging or
complaining about the number
of your friends not totaling
more than five? Firstly,
following pledging no one gains
instant friends. Four to six
weeks have just been spent
cultivating these relationships.
Wha t is the difference whether
you have five friends or sixty,
perhaps you have restricted
your number from increasing
by placing restrictions on the
number of people you trust.
The last point I'd like to
clarify is that of gaining new

membership. For any group,
this is also a time when Greek
rituals and ceremonies are
performed. Speaking as a
Director of Rush, I can say it
takes both cooperation and
organization to put together one
week of "Rush". Going Greek is
much more than date parties,
banquets, picnics and mixers.
It is learning to share trust and
give of yourself to others. It is
experiencing the good times
and the bad together. I say
"Hoo-Ray for the Seven Proud
Sisters of XEP. ""
Tri-Sig's Colly P.

Misinterpretation
Dear Editor:
Mr. Henry Holden demonstrated in his presentation at
the Comedy Cabaret April 11,
1983 that laughter communicates effectively such
ideas as "attitudes are the real
disability." Unfortunately, both
an article in the Campus Voice
( April 11, 1983) and some of the
promotional material supplied
by Mr. Holden's agency, expressed an attitude about
women which is objectional to
the Campus-Wide Committee on
Human Relations. Even as
disabilities are not funny, so too
a woman 's attractiveness
should not be the object of
mirth. We regret any offense
given to the campus community
and intend to send a letter to
Birnhak Agency on this matter.
Sincerely,
Ellen B. Barker
Chairperson
Campus Wide Committee
on Human Relations

Dressing For An Interview

Find out what the employees wear to work and
dress a "step above".

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Proud XEP Sisters written of.
Perhaps you didn 't maintain an
open-minded outlook while
"briefly" attempting a new
challenge that of pledging a
Greek Organization.
Thanks for admiring all of our
organizations abilities.
However, you are mistaken
about our supposed underutilization of potential. You
must have gone home the
weekend Tri-Sig sponsored a
"Swim-a-thon," raising money
to be sent to our national
headquarters where it'll be used
to help children in need.
The sister of Phi Iota Chi
might question your definition
of "worth-while" activities as
they recently decorated easier
eggs with the inmates of
Danville Prison. And don 't
forget the annual Rock-a-thon
recently sponsored, by both the
brothers and sisters of TKE and
ASA. The proceeds were given
to the Heart Fund. You should
gather all the facts before
passing judgment on others.

Job Search

Classes have ended for the
day and you 're sinking into your
favori te chair to relax. Just as
you're reaching a state of
euphoria
you
suddenly
remember that you have an
interview for a job the next day.
Leaping out of the chair, you
rush to your closet and find that
you haven't a thing to wear. Is
that really true? Do prospective
employers really expect you to
go out and buy a whole new
wardrobe for the job interview?
No.
Pre-planning is important in
choosing your wardrobe for the
job. There are three major
considerations : the type of job
or career field, the geographic
loca tion and the company itself.
As for the clothes, don't dress in
fads . Choose simple, conventional clothes — the "classic
look"; a style that doesn't stand
out but makes your appearance
nea t and businesslike.

Woonwkurj I|.,. Coll.8.. PA |7*1S lo» n

Executive Editor
Managing Editor
Senior News Editor
News Editors
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not, noboby is holding a gun to
your head making you watch,
although I wish someone would.
With scheduling changes
happening this week maybe you
should consider taking Cinema.
Appreciation , before writing
your next editorial. I'm sure Dr.
Smiley would love to have you,
and maybe next time you'll
come off more like Gene Shalit
than Jean (Gene) Stapleton.
A real Movie Critic

Before the interview, scout
out the prospective company.
Find out what the employees

wear at work and dress a "step
above." Show that you are
willing to go a step further,
work a little harder than the
average employee. If you can't
observe the employees, stay
with the classic look. Wear the
basic blazer or jack et with a
skirt or a pair of nice slacks.
Don 't always make the
mistake
of
following
stereotypes, either. Sure, most
businessmen dress the same,
but not all. Some employers for
smaller companies may think
the stereotype dress is too
stuffed-shirt and intimidating to
clients. Dressing correctly
shows you have done your
homework, a point in your
favor.
Some do's and don'ts for
men and women.

Here are some major do's and
don'ts for men and women from
Your Professional Image:
Dressing for Success.
For men, AVOID:
anything loud
sports coa ts
leisure suits
bow ties .
platform or white shoes

short-sleeve shirts
white-fuzzy socks
too much cologne or aftershave lotion
flashy watches or other
unusual accessories
freternity pins-rings with
fraternity insignia or other
organizational trappings
For women, AVOID :
exotic shoes-sandals
loud-colors-patterns
heavy perfume
anything faddy
high-fashion outfits
heavy makeup-long, false •
eyelashes
dangling
bracelets ,
prominent earrings, wild
jewelry
clothing not cleaned or well
pressed
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The geographic
location could
mean a grea t deal when considering what is acceptable.
Employers tend to be more
lenient when extreme weather
conditions prevail , but always
find out what is allowed on the
job before deciding what to
wear. First impressions are
important , and can mean the
difference between a j ob and a
position on the unemploymen t
line.

Former Actresses Return
To Guest Star In 'Our Towri

Forensic Society
Places Twelfth

and pathos. Wilder tells the story of people.
For the production , Allen Murphy
portrays the stage manager. Others in
the cast include Craig Himes (Dr. Gibbs) ,
Rebecca Ermish (Mrs. Gibbs) , Laura Green
(Emily Webb), John Robbins (Mr. Webb), Neil
Strine (Wally Webb) , Ann Coyle ( Mrs. Webb) ,
Jesse Whitenight (Simon Stinson), Harry Strine
(Constable Warren and Professor Willard), Sean
Strine (Joe Crowell ) , J. Scott Atherton (Howie
Newsome). and Mary Lou John, Darlene Hobbis,
Gene Murphy, John Hobbis, and Shirley Pahls as
townspeople.
Production crew members are Hitoshi Sato
(lighting design ) , Scott Baugher (technical
director) , Jim Huffman (master electrician) ,
Richard Weiss (stage manager), Jim Butler
(lights) Julie Pyle (Props master) , Wendy
Herrick and Paul Marth (set construction).
Tickets for the show are available at the Haas
box office. Students and faculty-staff with
community cards are admitted at no charge.
Tickets for others are $2. Senior citizen tickets
are $1.

By DIRK WALTERS
The two actresses who starred in Michael J.
McHale's first theatre production at BSC 19
years ago have guest cameo roles in his last
production, Thornton Wilder's "Our Town," 8
p.m., Thursday through Saturday, in Haas
Auditorium. McHale retires at the end of the
spring semester.
Rosemary Renn Gerber, who portrayed the
title character, Kate, in Shakespeare's "The
Taming of the Shrew," and Janice Feimster
Walters, who co-starred as Bianca , Kate's
younger sister, each portray several characters
in the Pulitzer Prize-winning play. Both Gerber
and Walters have had significant acting experience while in high school, and starred in
their first major college play as freshmen.
Gerber is secretary of the Departments of
Languages and Cultures, Anthropology and
Philosophy, and the International Education
Program. Walters is an English instructor with
the Center for Academic Development at BSC.
Grover's corners, the site of "Our Town," is a
city much like any city in theworld; with humor

By DOTILTIS
The BSC Forensic Society placed twelfth nationally at the
33rd Pi Kappa Delta National Tournament in Estes Park,
Colorado. Pi Kappa Delta is the national honorary Forensic
Fraternity.
BSC was the only school to place in the top 12 nationally on
the east coast out of 109 schools competing from 35 states.
A total of 730 competitors and coaches participated in* the
tournament.
Categories for judging included superior, excellent, and
good. Each ranking represents the top percentage of each
competitor's event. The rating of superior represents the top
ten percent, excellent is the top 20 percent, and good being
the top thirty percent.
Those receiving excellent certificates were: Bob Lightcap
and Karen Howley for Dramatic Duo, Lisa Swartzbaugh,
Oratory, and Lynne Miller, After Dinner Speaking. Many
team members achieved a rating of good to place- BSC in the
twelfth spot.
Judgesattending the tournament were graduate assistants
Denise Byers, Fred Deets, Marion Wilson, and BSC alumnus
Eileen McAuliffe, Professor Harry Strine III, advisor to
Forensics, attended the tournament.

Musical
Schedule
Life After Graduation?
What is the potential for adM. LUTSKY
Announced IfByyouDENISE
vancement during the first five
are like most college
students, you often think about
where you will find employment
when you graduate from
college. Price Waterhouse ,
Shell OIL, Ernst & Whinney,
and Perdue are a few examples
of businesses which hire a
variety of educa ted people,
providing . many opportunities
for
employment.
Many
businesses come to BSC to interview students.
Two recruiters - Ernst &
Whinney and Perdue - will meet
head-on in a debate at 7 p.m.,
Thursday, April 28 in multipurpose room A of the Kub.
Steve Bright of Ernst &
Whinney will argue for public,
accounting, and Ken Robertson
of Perdue will take the side for
private accounting.
Some of the issues debated
will be 1) What qualities do you
look for when hiring employees? 2) What will be the
primary responsibilities of the
hired individuals during the
first year of employment? 3)

Faculty Voice Recital ,
Sunday, April 24, 8:15 p.m.,
Carver Hall, BSC.
BSC Concert Band and Studio
Band , Sunday, April 24,
Knoebel' s Grove Park on
opening day. Concert Band at
2:00 p.m., Studio Band at 6:00
p.m. at bandshell.
BSC Concert Band, Clarinet
Choir, Sunday, May 1, 2:30
p.m., Haas Center, BSC.
Student Recital , Monday,
May 2, 8:15 p.m., Carver Hall,
BSC.
BSC Concert Choir, Thursday, May 5, 8:15 p.m., Carver
Hall BSC.
Catawissa Military Band,
Tuesday, May 17, 7:30 p.m.,
Carver Hall, BSC, sponsored by
BSC Music Department.

,

Kent Hagedorn

OLD MAN Winter returned this week to discourage Mother
Nature's progress as the last storm of the winer (hopefully) dumped 5-10 inches of snow on Bloomsburg's
campus and surrounding areas. Many students were
caught without their winer gear to brave the below
freezing temperatures.

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Receptive to the idea, Stuban
agreed to meet with local and
state officials, along with CAS
members ,to discuss plans for
the overpass.
Students also met with
Republican Senator Edward
Helfrick and a legislative aide
to Representative Robert

Greek
Week
Activities

April 24-Olympic Day
April 25-Chariot Races
April 26-Simon Says
April 27-Tug of War
April 28-Games Night
April 29-Beer Run
May 1-Greek Sing and Awards

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order to best convey student
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pertinent issues, " said Ca rol
Lutter.
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with Representative Carmel
Sirianni to discuss her piece of
legislation, however, she could
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On February 1, 1983, Ken
Robertson, corporate controller
of Perdue, gave a presentation
on operations at Perdue. A few
areas tha t were discussed were
cost accounting and marketing,
and advertising strategies.
On March 30, 1983, Steve
Bright; a Bloomsburg graduate;
now at Ernst & Whinney, gave a
presentation on public accounting. A few of the topics
that were discussed were
preparing for the CPA exam
and positions and salaries in
public accounting;
Following the debate there
will be a question and answer
period, and refreshments will
be provided.
The debate is open to all interested persons and is being
sponsored by the BSC
Accounting Club.

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Clowns BringThe Gift Of Laughter
By JEFF BACHMAN
Few things make people
laugh like a clown can. Through
their art, clowns are able to
express and touch the variety of
human emotions. Trudy
Cravata, a professional clown
and graduate student at BSC,
believes that clowns are special
because they give "the gift of
joy and laughter."
As part of her assistantship
with the Speech, Mass Communication and Theatre
department, Travata has been
instructing members of the
Blobmsburg Players in the art
of clowning. Recently, Travata
and several of the players
performed at the Klingerman
Nursing Home in Orangeville.
The performance was part of
the players effort to bring such
programs to people who would
not normally have access to the
performing arts.
A member of the organiztions
Faith and Fantasy and the
Clowns of America, Travata
became interested in clowning
when she attended ah intensive

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You've had a hectic day of
classes : skipped breakfast
because you were running late,
missed lunch, barely had time
to think, but you don 't care. It's
Friday afternoon and you 're
going on a "roadtrip." Then, as
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headache: strikes. Why you?
Why now?
"How can you phone your
professor and explain your
absence from class was
due to a Headache?"

The intense pain that accompanies a headache can be so
cruel that some people find it
necessary to beat their heads
against walls, while a few
commit suicide. Still, these
frequent sufferers are often
reluctant to mention their
torment. One BSC student said ,
"How can you phone your
professor and explain your

workshop on clowning during
her senior year of college.
Although not desiring to make a
career as a clown, she considers
it a very active hobby.
According to Travata, there
are three types of clowns:
white-face, auguste, and tramp
or hobo clowns. The type of
clown a person becomes is
determined by their personality. People who are neat,
elegant, and graceful become
white face clowns. Auguste
clowns are played by people
who
are
clumsy
and
mischieveous. People who are
easygoing and unexcitable
become tramp clowns. Cravata
is an auguste clown who performs in pantomime. The three
types
of
clowns
are
distinguished by their facial
make up. All clowns wear
makeup, and the color of the
makeup has universal meaning
among clowns. The layer of
white makeup is a symbol of
death. Any other colors symbolize life.
For Travata clowning has not

absence from class was due to a
headache?"
Now, there might be hope for
some of you unlucky sufferers.
Easy ways to treat these
horrible headaches have been
found by nearly agreed upon by
all doctors.
Let's begin where the misery
begins: in your head. W«at
causes your head to ache is
swollen blood vessels, tightened
muscles, or inflamed membranes. How the pain feels
(sharp, dull, throbbing, steady)
and where it is located (behind
the eyes, or all around the head)
depends what kind of headache
you have.
The most common headaches
found at BSC are the tension
headache and the hangover.
Simple tension headaches are
sometimes an unavoidable
consequence of modern life, or
so we think. We sit locked to our
desks all week, listening to
lectures, taking notes , and

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always been a pleasant experience. While performing she
has been struck, spit at and
heckled. Although not everyone
lovesa clown, a clown must love
everyone else. According to
Travata, it is a written rule of
the Clowns of America that a
clown may never commit a
malicious act while in costume.
A few bad experiences,
however, have not dampened
her entushiasm. "Clowning has
always been very satisfying
because it enables me to bring
joy and laughter to people," she
said.
When whe completes her
graduate studies, Travata plans
to teach speech and mass
communication at the college
level, specializing in non-verbal
communication. Travata feels
that there is tremendous
potential for expression in nonverbal communication and by
improve understanding between
people's understanding of one
another. Travata will finish her
graduate studies in May.

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studying. We tend to blame
minor headaches on the
classroom (too hot, cold, stuffy,
etc.) , the professor, or the
subject.
Think how you react to these
annoyances. If you worry so
much about an upcoming test,
that you're constantly frowning,
your neck and muscles start
tensing and you 're grinding
your teeth in your sleep, you can
almost guarantee that a
headache will arrive.
Make sure that you are
eating rig ht, skipping meals
can bring on an attack

The traditional remedy is to
take two aspirin , which
probably helps, but many
doctors now believe that a
better remedy is to jog or do
some other form of strenuous
exercise. Also, make sure
you're eating right; skipping
meals can bring on an attack. If
you try to cope constructively
with stress, your headaches
may disappear.
When it comes to the
"hangover," most people would
kill for an instant remedy for
this type of headache. Of
course, the best way to prevent
it is by not drinking or not
drinking too much. However,
there are other ways to prevent
this "morning after" agony by
trying these precautions.
Research says that if you eat
high protein foods before a
party, alcohol entry into your
system will slow down, which
lowers hangover risk. Tomato
juice and honey have been
found to be the best choices.
Also, moke sure you take
a cat nap before you go out

Also, take a cat nap before
you go out. If you are tired or
tense, chances are you will get
drunk easier.
Still desperate? Try sipping

gin or vodka only (of course you
can mix it with something
suitable.) Both of these liquors
have none of the small
molecules in liquor called
congeners that help cause
morning after grief. (WARNING: Stay away from
Bourbon, Rye, Rum and Brandy
— it has been found that they

have the most.)
So attack those daily and
morning after pains that cause
you so much torment. "Be good
to yourself" it's Friday afternoon! Kick back, relax, and
have a Bloody Mary. After all, it
has been proven to be the best
anti-hangover drink!

Satire;

Student Revolt
In Commons

By ADRIAN MARCEWICZ
BSC students, fed up with the Scranton Commons food selection
during the past few weeks, finally ended their drought of silent
contempt with a vengeful revolt at Thursday's breakfast serving,
serving.
The attack, which observers believed to be spontaneous, stunned
the BSC food staff. "I personally thought the food was quite
edible," stated a Commons' official. "I was quite upset at the
student's outburst."
Serving their typical eggs & bacon breakfast, the Commons staff
was unprepared for the following events. Furious at the repetitious
servings, a BSC student, as of this printing still unidentified,
launched a stream of curses at the women behind the counter.
Enraged by their lack of attention, he hurled a bowl of Fruit Loops
at one of the ladies.
Other students, encouraged by this outburst, began flinging their
food all over the cafeteria, breaking two windows and an orange
juice machine in the process. There were no serious injuries, but
one staff member suffered an irritated cornea when she was struck
with a piece of peppered scrambled eggs, while another member
was captured and taken prisoner. Other members of the staff
fended off the onslaught of students with helpings of last weeks
roast beef.
President McCormick was visibly shaken by the incident. "I fail
to see the reasoning behind the student's irrational behavior," he
said. "I hope to meet with the leaders of this uprising so we can
carry on peaceful negotiations."
The student guerilla leader, who refers to himself as Student x,
revealed his demands for release of the hostage:
1) Roast beef was to be served only 4 times per week, instead of
the usual 6.
2). QUISPcereal would be a requirement as an alternative to the
usual breakfast assortment.
3) That one day's dinner wouldn't inevitably wind up on the
NEXT days' lunch list.
4) The bread served at dinner shouldn't be able to be used as a
hockey puck.
The negotiations begin tonight and hope to be concluded very
shortly,as the hostage is being fed a diet of Commons food.

The Man Behind Campus Events

By NANCY E. SCHAADT
Have you ever wondered who
set up concerts, Siblings
Weekend , the Coffeehouse
p r e s e n t a t i o n s , Parents
Weekend and other student
oriented activities? If you say
the Program Board you are
correct If you say Jimmy
Gilliland you are even more
correct.
On March 14 Gilliland began
work at BSC as advisor to the
program board. The Program
Board is responsible for the
Kehr Union programs, concerts
and other special activities.
As advisor to the Program
Board, Gilliland plans to be a
passive leader. "I feel that the
program board exists for
students and should be run for
students. If I take over and do
anything but advise, the
students won't learn anything, "
he said. As far as getting the
most out of college, Gilliland
says, "Get Involved!!" and
stresses his availability to any
student organization that needs
some help.
Gilliland got his first job at
the University of Pittsburgh.
His duties were much the same
as they are at BSC, but

everything was done on a larger
scale. "All the schools I went to
were smaller than Pitt so I was
used to working with a smaller
budget. At Pitt, we had more
money to work with so we got
bigger acts and well known
musicians for concerts." After
a year and a half of city life,
Gilliland and his wife, a medical
technician, decided they wanted
to relocate out of the city.
Hence, they came to Bloomsburg.

Gilliland received his masters
degree in Ohio at Bowling
Green State University where
he studied College Student
Personnel. Bowling Green had a
greater diversity of activities.
As a graduate assistant, he
worked under the program
director. Because he wanted to
be involved Gilliland joined the
Union advisory board , intramural sports and the
recreation council.
His undergrad work was done
at the College of Steubenville in
Ohio where he met his wife
Luann. In college he was involved in president and vice
president of his Student
Government , dorm council,

resident
advisor , social
fraternity, a variety of intramural sports, and an orientation leader. "I don't feel
people have a right to complain
if they do not get involved, so I
joined everything that interested me. Luckily I never

needed to study a lot so I studied
when I had to and filled my free
time*with activities," he said.
Gilliland feels, "It is the perfect
place to try things, your job
isn't on the line when you make
a mistake in college." Gilliland
graduated from college with a
liberal arts degree in history.
When Gilliland graduated
from high school he traveled
cross country twice. He made
the trip once via a step van
converted into a motor home
and once with camping
equipment, camping as he went
along. The time off between
.high school and college was
invaluable to him. "I don't think
anyone really has an idea of
what they want when they begin
their higher education right
after high school. Traveling, I
learned a lot about myself... the
time off made me want to be a
student, he said.

Chemistry Professor Visiting From China

By TAKASHI NAKANISHI
There is warmth and gentleness in his voice. When he
talks you would be attracted by
his smile; which comes so
naturally, that you would never
realize there are sad memories
and agony deep inside from his
experiences in China. Not only
did he see a stringent purge of
innumerable intellectuals, but
also he was tortured and forced
to do hard labor by his own
students during the Cultural
Revolution.
Mr. Kuan-Hua Lee, visiting
chemistry professor, came to
the United States in 1981,
leaving his wife and three
grown-up daughters back in
China. He returned to the
United States for the first time
since he left for the new-born
Communist China in 1950 with
his 170 colleagues who had the
ambition to reconstruct their
nation. Most of them had taken
Master's or Doctor's degrees
while in the United States.
The Communist government led at the time by
Mao Tse-tung welcomed
the professionals and Intellectuals

The communist government
led at that time by Mao Tsethe
welcomed
tung
professionals and intellectuals
and gave them positions in
universities and government.
Mr. Lee started his career at
Northern Giao-Tung University
in 1950 and eventually spent half
of his life in three colleges in the
People's Republic of China until
he left for the United States,
when his application for a
passport was finally granted
seven years later.
Mr. Lee was born in Shanghai
on May 3, 1926, as the son of a
businessman, Kung-Sam Lee,

who founded and funded the
only Christian broadcasting
station in China, Shanghai
Christian Broadcasting Station.
His father, who had graduated
from Cornell University, had a
deep concern for his children's
education, and later he would
send them to the United States
for a college education.
Shanghai, China 's largest
city, had been divided into four
different concessions by
Britain, France, the United
States, and Japan at that time.
Because the Lees were living in
the British section, Lee went to
British public school until the
Japanese started full-scale
aggression into China in 1937,
which forced the family to flee
to Hong Kong, Lee moved into
the interior of China where the
Japanese could not reach and
enrolled in college there.
In 1945, after he' had completed his sophomore year at
Soochow University, he transferred to the College of
Wooster in Ohio, where he
graduated in 1948. In the same
year , he enrolled in the
graduate school of the
University of Chicago and
graduated with a Master's
degree in chemistry in 1950.
In September of 1950, he went
back to China by steamboat
with many young Chinese intellectuals with the high hope of
helping to build a strong and
modern nation. "But, we actually did not know what would
be waiting for us," Lee said
with a smile.
After teaching in a chemical
engineering department from
1950 to 52 as an associate
professor at Northern GiaoTung University, he was
assigned by the government to
teach at Nan Kai University,
which had a high reputation in
China; in 1958, the government

again ordered him to go to Inner
Mongolia Teacher's College in a
border region. "In China, the
government controls employment. When it offers you a
job you have an alternative,
either to accept the offer or to
be unemployed forever," Lee
said.
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"Rip The Press"

By SHANE STECK
"Rip the Press." It was the
hottest game on campus.
Everyone played it. Freshman
played it between classes.
Sophomores played it. Lots of
juniors played it. Seniors loved
to play it, and when asked what
they missed most from college,
their second favorite answer
was always "Rip the Press."
(Their first answer was always
"Nothing." Administration
used to play it at business
meetings. Faculty enjoyed
playing it in class, inviting
students to join in. On College
Hill, more people play it then
the lottery, or the football pool.
Why, it's cheaper than the BIG
FOUR, and the odds are much
better. No doubt some people
mailed out for a copy so they
could play at home.
Oh, there were loads of differen t ways to play it. It was so
versatile. An inexpensive interruption from mid-morning
dreariness. Physical Education
majors chose the Big Error
category, while business
majors tabulated the Quantity
Error section. The English
department had a crusade with
spelling, punctuation , and
grammar. Even the Greeks had
favorites; Mangled Names,
Boner Feature of the Week, and
Find the Schlock were a few.
Why ,
faculty
and
administration even worked
together (for once) winning
points for .Spot trie Libel and
Quotes and Misquotes.
Even Maintenance got a
chuckle out of Not So Current
Events. The simple pleasure
^ enticed
this game afforded so

the bollege community, few
were found that hadn't indulged
in it. Why, it was so uplifting.
The Psychology department
prescribed it to anyone needing
an Ego Boost. ' " " ..' . '
But, there was that small
core, mostly stick in the muds,
who published and wrote, and
wrote and published, day in,
day out, week after week,
month after month, year after
year, that "Jolly Little Rag"
that everyone loved so. And by
and by their resistance wore
down, their hair fell out, and
they got tired, and abrasive to
the whole thing. Rumor has it,
these grumpy few actually
despised the game. They felt
crushed that their "Jolly Little
Rag" should be so abused. They
hadn't planned on becoming the
brunt of cruel and sadistic puns.
After all, they were performing
They felt crushed, that
their brave "Joll y Utile Rag"
should be so abused

a public service. But, instead of
receiving acknowledgement for
their brave task, they were
ostracized. They were bitter,
and justifiably so. Through the
months the number of ACTIVE
participants dwindled, 'till
there was but a smidgen, a
mere handful of those who
wrote and published, and
published and wrote; left. And
they * were 'disgusted. And
nobody else showed up. So they
voted. Reducing publication, to
biweekly, then once a week,
once a month, biannually,
finally, to once a year. Then,
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Putting - It - Off
How do we do it?
Why do we do it?
And most important, How do
we keep from doing it? —
assuming that is, in fact, a
desired goal.
"Putting-it-off" is the grand
art of, the ability to, come up
with every conceivable means
of diversion to keep from
beginning, continuing, or
completing some task. And the
diversions are apt to come so
easily, to be such an automatic
response that we don't even
realize what we are* up to. It all
seems so legitimate somehow.
Procrastination always
seems to raise itself to an art
form this time of year , with
term papers and exams

looming in the foreground
(somewhere between the
memories of spring .break and
the promise of the summer.)
Procrastination can be
caused by a variety of reasons.
A sampling includes :
fear of failure — ( why do it if
it's never going to be good
enough, either for you or for the
evaluator?)
- fear of success — (it takes a
lot of guts to be good at
something, to stick out like
that; or you might be forced to
feel good about yourself before
you're ready ; or you might
have to get responsible)
- not knowing how to do it , or
how to begin.
- thinking it will somehow
magically take care of itself.
- escaping from unpleasant

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activities

- waiting for the time to be
right, for it to "feel right" to do
it
-. if you put it off long enough,
it's okay to turn in a "less than"
product or performance ,
because, after all, you weren't
really trying to begin with.
- maybe someone else will do
it for you
- you work best under
pressure, lots of pressure, also
called panic
- you didn't need any more
time than you actually took to
do the task and you subconsciously knew this
Dealing with procrastination
begins with breaking down the
task
into
manageable
proportions. Then ask yourself
"what is the worst thing that
could happen to me if I did what
I'm putting off right now." Now
give yourself a designated time
slot which you will devote exclusively to the task you've been
putting off (works great for
jogging and foreign languages).
Stop telling yourself that you
must do it well, even perfectly,
to do it at all. Doing is the most
important thing.
Probably the biggest , the
hardest part of doing is getting
started. The rest may be deceptively simple.

Funds

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It was stated that there is an
80 percent chance of finding a
frequency that the Federal
Communications Commission
(FCC ) will approve of. The
money is needed now so that the
station will have six months to
apply to the FCC for a license
before broadcasting.
In other action, the CGA.s
budget for 1983-84 of $565,200
was passed. CGA President
Paul Stockier congratulated the
students who worked on the
budget. Dean of Student Life,
Robert Norton, commented that
there was no discussion on the
budget , saying, "That just

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not vote on, a proposed $45
Community Activities fee for
1983-84. If approved , the
proposal would require students
on internships in counties over
50 miles away to pay only half
the fee. However , those
students on internships in
counties over 100 miles away,
will not be required to pay any
fee. Stockier cited the fact that
a BSC student on an intership in
Arizona this semester had to
pay the full fee.

Press

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they shut down. Altogether. Oh,
the real writers still wrote.
Mostly nasty underground
things, you know how those
creative types are. Controversial things that " found
their way on some forgotten
bulletin board somewhere.
And finally someone mentioned it at an Alumni party.
What ever happened to that
scrappy little paper up on
College Hill? And no one knew.
But now you do.

Chinese Professor
tung, who had indulged himself
in class struggles and uninterrupted revolution, believed
that the country should be
molded according to his
ideology until China would be
transformed into a pure
Communist society. " Accordingly, millions of people
who were regarded as
dangerous or uncooperative to
Mao's line became victims of
the government that oppressed
and persecuted them under the
mass political campaigns which
Mao instigated at four or fiveyear intervals: Lee suffered
from all these persecutions.
The largest purge by Mao was
the Great Proletarian Cultural
Revolution from 1964 to the
early '70's. There were two
major reasons why Mao created
the revolution. One was a power
struggle: Mao had been losing
his influence over the government and party apparatus. As a
natural consequence, he staged
a national-scale political

shows that you (CGA) did a
wonderful job."

campaign to drive out the antiGrowing
Mao
groups.
bureaucratization inside the
Communist Party was another
motive for Mao to decide to
initiate the revolution.
During
the
Cultural
Revolution, all academic activities were stopped; millions
of the youth in schools and
factories organized the "Red
Guards" to purge unfavorable
people and establish a pure
commuinist society. "In many
high schools and colleges,
students were persecuting
teachers. At one high school I
know , each student of a
classroom hit the teacher on
the head one at a time with a
stick, and he finally died, Lee
said. In cities, Red Guards beat
up and imprisoned innumberable innocent citizens.
Lee was forced to do a sevenyear-term of hard labor by his
own students in the chemistry
department where he had been
working and had to humiliate
and denounce his colleagues in

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mass meetings. For six years
the nation was anarchic and in a
state of mob rule. Since all
schools were closed at that
time, there were no graduates
from any school for seven
years in the country," he said.
By 1970, Mao had succeeded in
eliminating many of his opponents and the Cultural
Revolution finally came to an
end.
Lee also suffered froni' persecution in China because he is
Christian. Although freedom of
religion has been stipulated in
the Chinese Constitution ,
Christianity has been actually
purged since the Communist
Party took power in 1949.
During the Cultural Revolution,
the Red Guards confiscated and
burned all Bibles and books of
hymns, and all churches were
ransacked, according to Lee. In
order to let the world believe
that freedom of religion exists
in China, a few selected churches in large cities were
allowed to reopen. "People do
not trust Christians and treat
them as if they are betrayers,"
he said.
Lee hopes to resettle in the
United States. Perhaps it will
take many years before he can
get through all the red tape
involved in immigration and
make it possible for him to have
a reunion with his family, who
still live in Inner Mongolia. He
feels sad whenever he sees
many children and youngsters
in church here because he
remembers his three daughters
could never be brought up in a
Christian tradition.

Coyne Records 100th Victory

TOO WINS ! Marty Coyne shown warming up for a
match, moved into second place on the all-time wins
list with his 100th victory against Slippery Rock.
(Photo file by Roger Cheney)

BSC's Marty Coyne became
only the second player in Husky
tennis history to record 100
career victories with his 6-2, 6-1
win over Slippery Rock's Chet
Czyz. By reaching the century
mark, Coyne became the first
player since Rob Vance (197680) and only the second ever to
total 100 wins.
Coach Burt Reese was extremely happy for his-senior cocaptain , stating that the
milestone was even more impressive after one considers
that during his sophomore and
junior years Coyne was playing
in the number one position on
the team. Thus, he was facing
the other teams best player in
every match. Reese also
commented that the mark
didn't just happen overnight but
that Coyne earned his record by
working and winning for four
years.
A three-time conference

champion in both singles and
doubles, Coyne has improved
every year. As a self-taught
freshman, Coyne broke into the
By reaching the century
mark, Coyne became
only the second player
In BSC history, and the
first since Rob Vance
In 1980 to record 100
wins.

Huskies starting lineup at the
fourth spot. A year later he
moved up to claim the number
one position, a spot which he

Ail-Time Husky Winning List

Rob Vance 108
MARTY COYNE 101
Craig Deihl 99
DAVE SUPERDOCK 97
Jim Hollister 95
Drew Hostetter 81

Tennis Team on Rollercoaster

(continued from page 8)
were shifted to the indoor courts
at Erie.
With his team riding a five
match winning string and
playing their best tennis of the
year, Coach Reese had thought
that his netters might escape
with no less than one victory
and, maybe with a little luck,
two wins. However when the
matches were moved to the
faster indoor surface, the advantage switched over to the
other side.
Mercyhurst took advantage of
playing on faster surface, which
move suited their serve and
volley style, to nip the visiting
Huskies 5-4.
The Huskies split the singles
matches, with Coyne, Grebe
and Brenner winning, but could
manage only one win in doubles.
Coyne claimed victory number
101with a hard fought 7-6, 5-7, 76 marathon win. Grebe won his
seventh consecutive with a 6-3,
6-4 win and Brenner rebounded

from the Slippery Rock match
to win 4-6, 7-5, 6-3.
On the losing side for BSC was
Superdock (7-6, 7-6) , Lario (6-2,
2-6, 6-3) and Bird (6-3, 6-3).
Mercyhurst put the match
away in the doubles by taking
number one and two matches.
Capp - Ashmeade, who defeated
BSC's seventh ranked duo of
Coyne - Superdock at last year's
BSC Invitational, did it again,
this time 6-2, 6-3. Bird - Grebe
were downed in three sets 7-5, 46, 6-4, while Lario - Englund won
6-2, 6-4.
Penn State
Fifteen minutes after suffering their disheartening loss
to Mercyhurst BSC had to take
on a very good Nittany Lion
squad. To compound the
Huskies problems, PSU was sky
high after upsetting West
Virginia 5-4 in their first match.
Even an amateur psychic
could have predicted the outcome of the match before it was
even played as the Lions

Adams Fires 5-Hitter
Helps Huskies Split

After a seven day layoff, due
to rainy weather, the BSC
baseball squad resumed play
with a doubleheader split with
Mansfield last Wednesday. The
Huskies claimed the opener by
a 3-1 score, then dropped the
nightcap in an extra inning
affair, 7-4, to set their season
mark at 5-6.
The first game was the closest
the highscoring Huskies have
come to a pitchers duel, all
season as Dean Adams scattered five hits, giving up only a
third inning run.
A Todd Remley homerun
opened the scoring in the second
inning. Remley's solo blast was
followed later in the inning by
another BSC run courtesy of a
passed ball by Mansfield.
Mansfield added a single run
in the top of the third, but BSC
quickly regained their two run
cushion in the bottom of the

inning on a RBI single by first
baseman Scot Conway.
Adams shutout the Mounties
the rest of the way in gaining
BSC's fifth victory of the year.
In the second game, both
teams made up for the lack of
offense in the opener by
pounding out 22 hits.
Remley 's solo blast was
followed by an RBI single
by Scot Conway
the Huskies took an early 3-0
lead after three innings only to
watch the Mounties battle back
to take a 4-3 advantage. BSC
added a singlej-un in the bottom
of the sixth to tie the score and
send it into extra innings.
Mansfield wasted little time
in regaining a lead, as they put
three runs on the board in the
.
eighth, to win 7-4.

devoured BSC 5-1.
Superdock and Coyne had the
unfortunate task of taking on
two Lions that were on fire.
PSU's Jeff Factor and VirgU
Christian continued to play
unbelievable tennis by whipping
the Huskies top two players in
straight sets.
West Virginia
BSC closed out the weekend in
a way that typified their whole
weekend by losing to West
Virginia 5-1. Frank Englund
claimed the lone BSC win at
number six, in his first
collegiate match 6-2, 6-2.
The Huskies did play competitively in several matches
losing two three setters. Coyne
was downed 7-6, 3-6, 7-6 and
Lario lost 6-3, 3-6, 6-2. Superdock was downed 7-5, 6-4 at
number one, Grebe lost 7-6, 6-1,
and Bird dropped a 6-3, 6-2
decision to round out the loss.

Women s
Track

By MIKE GREENE
Vicky Amiel, Cindy Graby,
and a relay team of Pam Acken,
Sue Schneck, Amici, and Diane
Alfons set new school marks as
the women's track team
competed in the Temple
Invitational this past Sunday.
Amici lowered her own 800
meter record of 2:22.2 to 2:19.3
and ran the third leg of the
record setting 1600 meter relay.
The 1600 meter relay team of
Aiken, Schneck , Amici, and
Alfonsi not only set a school
record of 4:04.7 but also won the
event in a highly competitive
field. The third and final record
setting performance came in
the triple jump as Graby
recorded a jump of 10.25
meters, which was more than
enough for the school record.
On Saturday the women's
team will be traveling to New
York to compete in the Cortland
State Invitational, which will
include 12 schools covering New
York , New England , and
Pennsylvania.

held again last spring before
being unseated by fellow senior
Dave Superdock last fall.
Coyne, who should make a
third trip to the national tournament, is currently sporting a
12-6 record while playing out the
number two position.
The senior from Hazleton,
after having a near flawless fall
season where he posted a 14-1
record against the best players
in the East, won both the BSC
Invitational and Navy Tournament 'A' singles titles this
fall. However, he.has suffered a
bit of inconsistency this spring.
Coyne's doubles partner and
current number one player,
Dave Superdock should also go
over the 100 wins before long as
he now posts a 97-27 career
mark.

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Netmea Continue to Battle Inconsistency
By WADE DOUGLAS
Despite several encouraging
signs and some fine individual
performances, the men's tennis
team has been unable to
develop any kind of team
consistency. Coach Burt
Reese's netters appeared to be
over the hump after ripping a
good Millersville squad 9-0, then
riding tha t big win to easy
victories over Bucknell (9-0) ,
and Slippery Rock (8-1).
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weekend quad meet at Mercyhurst put the Huskies back
where they started.
BSC was hoping to rebound
against Kutztown on Tuesday
but the match was postponed
due to the snow storm. The
delay may have been a blessing
in disguise for the Huskies,
allowing the players, especially
the younger ones, to rest
various minor injuries caused
by the five match in four days
grind.
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be on top of the world. They had
successfully quieted the first
real challenger to their conference crown, and had done so
in decisive manner. The
Huskies were also above the
.500 mark for the first time this
year and riding a three match
winning streak.
BSC utilized this gathering
momentum to blank Bucknell 90. The Huskies only two sets the
entire afternoon to the host
Bisons.
Dave Superdock led off the
assault by whipping Steve Haas
6-1, 7-5. At number two, Marty
Coyne notched win number 99
by losing just two games in each
set.
Freshman Scott Grebe kept
the pressure on by claiming a
two set victory by identical 6-4
scores. Rob Lario, playing in
the fourth spot, was the only
netter to be extended beyond
two sets. ,After dropping ' the
initial set, he recovered to
record a 3-6, 6-0, 6-1 triumph
over Jim Beneke.
Jere Bird, who had posted a
stunning win over previously
unbeaten Andy Stoner in the
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still subbing for the injured
Mike Penney. Brenner won his
second straight match 6-3,6-3.
The doubles matches saw the
Bisons put up a tough fight in
each only to come up empty.
Coyne - Superdock , and BirdGrebe each won in the two sets,
while Lario - Frank Englund
lost the second set of their
victory.
Slippery Rock
The Huskies posted their fifth
straight win in beating an
overmatched Slippery Rock
team 8-1. The win, which set the
team's season log to 9-6, was
highlighted by senior cc-captain
Marty Coyne winning his 100th
career match. Coyne is only the
second BSC player ever to
break the century mark.
Coyne's win, which set his
season mark to 11-4, over Chet
Czyz 6-2, 6-1 got the Huskies off
to a fast start, against the
Rockets. The visiting BSC
would drop only the sixth single
match on the way to victory.
The team's other senior cocaptain, Dave Superdock ,
stayed right on Coyne's heels by
inching closer to the century
mark with his 97th career win.
His 6-2, 6-3 victory was the fifth
straight for the lanky blond.
Grebe, Lario, and Bird closed
out the singles segment for BSC
by winning two set matches at
numbers three through five.
Grebe by a 7-5, 7-6 score, Lario
6-3, 6-0, and Bird 6-1, 6-0.
After winning his first two
career matches, Brenner
finally tasted defeat, losing in
three sets 4-6, 7-5, 7-6, in the
number six spot.
The Huskies swept to victories in all three doubles
matches in straight sets.
Mercyhurst
BSC should have known
things weren't going to happen
the way they wanted at the
weekend quad meet at Mercyhurst when all three of them
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