In fhis issue
Restaurant Tips

on page 4

Family Planning Center
Receives funds From CGA

By DOTILTIS
The Family Planning Center
of Columbia-Montour County
received $3000 for the 1982-83
fiscal year from CGA on
Monday night. The funding
helps provide gynecological
exams, contraceptives , and
counseling to students and the
surrounding community.
CGA reopened a motion to
consider Family Planning 's
request that CGA tabled at the
last general council meeting.
The last meeting's discussion
and questions focused on
student rates, but because a
representative from Family
Planning was not present, CGA
tabled the motion to obtain
more information.
According to Constance
Gaynor. active direct students
pay $20 for a gynecological
exam. The fee is based on a
median range for "a matter of
convenience."
Gaynor mentioned that 768
students used the facilities last
year. Also, approximately 1500
visits result from those
students. She pointed out that
though they receive funding
from state and federal , grants,
these monies do not help sub-

sidize the student rate of $20.
New account established
for athletics
CGA established a new major
account called "Reserve for
Post-Season Athletics". The
purpose of the account is to
allocate funding for all varsity
teams which qualify for
a playoff tournament or
championship.
Funding comes from the
unexpended athletic budget of
the previous year. These
monies then are transferred to
the Reserve for Refunds and
New Projects. A separate or
sub-account is created for postseason athletics.
According to CGA this funding will encourage athletics to
conserve their budget. CGA also
hopes that monies will be
available without requests
coming before College Council.
Finance Committee approves
requests fromhhe Athletic
Director. The director is
obligated to outline an expenditure for post-season
requests.
According to the proposal, if
funds are unavailable "to accommodate all the championship teams, then the
Athletic Director could request

additional funds from CGA.
Dr. Mulka, director of Student
Activities, pointed out that
some post-season playoffs are
reimbursed by the NCAA.

Miscellaneous
Frank Casner, historian of
CGA. who is a member of
Faculty Evaluations Committee, announced plans for "a
new instrument" to measure
faculty effectiveness. Paul
Stockier, pres. of CGA, said one
of his goals is to see a new
method implemented. He is also
looking into other colleges '
evaluation forms.
Bank Committee surveys
were distributed for members
to give their constituencies. The
survey questions student
banking practices.
A copy of the budget
guidelines to be followed by all
organizations is available in the
CGA office. An organization
wishing to appear before
Finance Committee must
submit 15 copies of its
requisitions to Sally Marrazzo,
treasurer of CGA, or to the CGA
office no later than the Monday
before the Finance Committee
meets, which is every Thursday
at 3:30 p.m.

Nursing Department Gets Funds
For Masters Degre e

Special funds totalling
$113,055 for developing a
graduate program leading to
the Master of Science in Nursing degree have been awarded
to Bloomsburg State College by
the Pennsylvania Department
of Education.
In announcing the award,
Secretary of Education Robert
Scanlon said the money is being
allocated from a special fund
established by his department
to encourage development of
new graduate programs in
nursing to serve areas of the
Commonwealth where such
programs are not now
available. Formal presentation
of the award is expected later
this month.
"We appreciate this support
for our efforts to provide quality
programs responsive to
educational needs in our service
area," BSC President James H.
McCormick commented. "The
award will fund the start-up
costs we will incur before
students can be enrolled in the
new program. Given our
commitment to the Human
Services (Health) mission in
general and our Bachelor of
Science in Nursing degree
program in particular, we will
make an equal commitment to
providing a quality M.S.N,
program.
The special funding is for the
1982-83 academic year to cover

salaries for one full-time
position for one year and two
positions for one semester.
Additional funds are budgeted
for educa tional supplies and
other expenses involved in
establishing the program.
The M.S.N. is currently offered at six other institutions the University of Pennsylvania,
Villanova University, Widener
University,
College
Misericordia , Penn State
University, the University of
Pittsburgh, and Edinboro State
College.
"Our program proposal cited
the growing demand of
registered nurses in our service
are for graduate education,"
Dean Howard Macauley of the
college's School of Professional
Studies, said. "The M.S.N, is
the minimum required or
recommended for faculty in all
nursing programs, and we
documented the shortage in this
region of nurses with advanced
academic preparation. They
are needed urgently in district
care of patients with complex
problems, in administration,
and in research and consultation as well as in
education.
' The shortage is nationwide,
and in the Commonwealth
projections indicate that by 1985
there will be a deficit of 3,610
nurses
with
master's
preparation. The support by the

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Homecoming Float
Awards Corrected

By PATTY HAGMANN
A mistake was made on the Homecoming float score tabulations
this past weekend. Early Tuesday afternoon the jud ging sheets
were double checked, and errors in the judges addition were found.
The score sheets were totaled incorrectly, and as a result, the
runners-up in the float contest were changed.
Mr. John Trathen, Homecoming advisor said, "On behalf of the
Homecoming Committee, I would like to take the opportunity to
apologize for our error in totaling the scores for the Homecoming
floats. The committee tried to take every precaution, but inadvertently, the individual score totals were not double-checked prior
to announcing the winner."
The first-place float winner is still Sigma Iota Omega and Theta
Tau Omega. In second place is Lambda Chi Alpha and Chi Sigma
Rho, and third place Commuters Association and Program Board.
In fourth place is Concert Choir ', Zeta Psi and Alpha Sigma
Alpha came in fifth. Prize money was awarded $250 for first place,
$150for second, $100 for third, $75 for fourth, and $50 for fifth.
The reason fourth and fifth place winners are being rewarded is
because their names were announced already as being third place
winners (Lambda Chi Alpha and Chi Sigma Rho ) and second place
winners (Concert Choir) . It was decided that they should be
compensated for the tabulation error.
Trathen said "We are sorry this happened but are happy that the
problem was discovered and the situation rectified."

"Image " To Perform
This Weekend

Image, the sign language
music interpretation group, will
perform this Sunday at 2:00
p.m. in Haas Auditorium and
Monday at 8:00 p.m. An Image
show consists of dance, pantomime, and plenty of music.
Image is a deaf-awareness
group, geared to a hearing
audience. The group is under
the direction of Dr. Donald G.
Miller, a research professor in
the Communications Disorder

Department, and consists of 12
students, one male and 11
females.
Songs that will be interpreted
by the members of Image at the
two shows cover a wide variety
of individual music tastes; in
essence, there will be
something for everyone. A total
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Photo on Page 3

Eda Bessie Edwards, middle, author of Profile of the Past, A Living Legacy,
a history of Bloomsburg State College from 1839 to 1979, recently presented
a copy of the book to State Secretary of Education Robert G. Scanlon, right,
in his Harrisburg Office. BSC President James H. McCormick , left , also attended
the presentation. Copies of the book are available at the Alumni Office In
Carver Hall and in the College Store. All proceeds go to the Alumni Association
to be used for Alumni projects.

Letters to the Editor

Survey Conducted

Dear Editor :
I'd like to congratulate
everyone who participated in
Saturday 's Homecoming
Parade. It took a lot of
preparation and effort on
everyone's part to have made it
such a successful and enjoyable
event.
The judge's results of the
floats were very surprising,
though, and caught most people
off-guard. When the winners

were announced, the crowd's
reaction was one of disbelief. I:
also disagreed with the judge's;
opinions and decided to conduct:
a random survey of BSC!
students.. I phoned over 250
students, both on and offcampus, and asked which float
was the winning float in their
opinion.
Aside from the people who did
not answer their phone or did
not go to the parade, 67 people
responded and the results are as
follows : Lamda Chi and Chi Sig

- 34 (51 percent), Sigma Iota
Omega and Theta Tau - 9 (13.5
percent) , no preference - 9 (13.5
percent) , Zeta Psi and Alpha
Sigma Alpha - 7 (10.5 percent),
Delta Epsilon Beta and Phi Sig 4 (6 percent) , and, Phi Iota Chi
and Delta Pi, Concert Choir, Phi
Sigma Pi, and Bloomsburg
Players all tied with one (1.5
percent) .
Let the results speak for
themselves! These results are a
clear indication to me that a
great injustice has been done. I

Fast Times Racy Fun
l Campus Digest News Service

sex. You get the picture .
Mr. Hand , a discip lineFast Times at Ridgemont
Although the film focuses o r i e n t e d , p a i n - i n - 1 he-rear
High is living proof that high on many of the more generic teacher who is convinced the
school really hasn 't changed high school characters and world is on dope. Although
all that much. The movie's set- situations (the "school nerd ," not on screen together as much
ting is that of the southern first dates, working at a ham- as you would like to see them ,
California town of Ridge- burger stand), the gist of the these two definitel y supp ly the
mont , where life for the local action centers around the ab- power to this high-voltage ,
high school kids revolves surdly hilarious war-ol-wils fast-moving comedy.
around two things: sex and constantly occuring between
the ever-present Ridgemont the doped-up surfer kid
,
Mall. It 's at the Mall where
Fans of such artists as the
Spikole (Sean Penn), and the
you either make it or break it;
Go-Go 's, Jackson Browne, Joe
infamous
Mr.
Hand
(Ray
"M
y
social class isn 't determined by
Favorite Martian " Walston), a Walsh , S a m m y H a g a r ,
who you know or what you ¦
Quarterflash, and The Cars
wear, but rather by what shop much-despised history teacher will delight to the movie's
at Ridgemont. Together , the superbly-scored background
in the mall you work.
As with Animal House, two are a classic: Spicole is track .
there 's not much of what the perfect example of the kid
you'd call a "plot" to be found. your mother always warned
One reason for Fast Times
Instead , you've got the basic you about (or, as a Rid gemont
sudden
boost in popularity is
kid
puts
it
, "This guy's been
J o h n Belushi c o l l e g i a t e
predicaments, only on a high stoned since the third grade!), that it paints a vivid and terschool level: the first broken with his "Hey, bud, let's ribly realistic picture of high
romance, sex, sneaking out the party!" and "Don't hassle it , school life , as American
bedroom window at night , Mr. Hand!" attitude literall y Grafitti did ten years ago.
sex, hanging out in video ar- stealing the show. On the There is one important difcades, sex, designer jeans, and other end of the spectrum is ference between these two
films , however; while
American Grafitti was suitable
lor parents and kids alike ,
you 'd better leave the folks
home on this one. After all ,
Vol. LXI No. 17
you don 't want them to see
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have no affiliation with any of
the organizations involved in
the float competition ; I was
merely a spectator as many
other BSC students.
Maybe it' s time that the
students have more say in the
judging of all Homecoming
events, not just the election of
all ,
After
our
Queen.
Homecoming is done by the
students and for the students.
I'd like to thank those
students who cooperated in my
survey and stated their opinion
as to who the real winner is, in
their eyes.
GDI

Archives Discovered
Dear Editor :
I am responding to the
remark abou t the College
Archives that appeared in
"Campus Comments ," -Th e
Campus Voice, October 15, 1982.
It is understandable that the
student had to "stumble" upon
the College Archives. It is in an
out-of-the-way location; until
this semester when classes
began in the faculty lounge,
students rarely had occasion to
go to the basement of Bakeless.
Earlier this semester, I asked
that the College Archives be put
on the directory for BCH; I'm
hoping that it appears soon.
But beyond that, I agree that
students should know more
about the Archives. Toward
that end, within the past four
years. The Campus Voice, has
had two feature articles that
revealed our purpose and
location. During that same
period our feature column,
"From the Archives," has
appeared irregularly in The
Campus Voice. Once a year we
send out a call to all campus
offices, including those run by
students, for any records they
want to dispose of. And this call
has appeared in The Campus
Voice. We are listed in the
campus phone book. Perhaps
The Pilot should note the
existence of the Archives.
The College Archives is more
than the banners, trophies, and

yearbooks mentioned
in
"Campus Comments." Most of
the resources are hidden from
view and generally are made up
of two distinct types of
materials: 1. Non-current
college records and 2. Noncollege records — material
which nevertheless tells
something about the history of
the college and-or people who
made or make up the college
community. Among the wellused materials are photos from
the over 6500 that are indexed.
Students, both graduate and
undergraduate, have found
their way to the Archives and
have used its resourcesfor term
papers and other projects.' And
although our hours are
restricted (10 a.m. - 12 noon,
Monday - Friday), all students,
as well as all others on the
college community, are
welcome. And when you approach the door labeled
"College Archives," don't let
the juxtaposition of the adjacent
door labeled "Trash" fool you.
The history of Bloomsburg
State College is a rich one.
Roger W. Fromm
College Archivist

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of 23 songs will be seen and
heard by those in attendance.
Some of the music interpretation that the audience
will be treated to will be Pop
songs like "Private EyeS,"
"Tainted Love," and "Rung Fu
Fighting"; "Matchmaker"
from "Fiddler on the Roof",
"Magic to Do" from "Pippin",
and "Hard Knock Life" from
"Annie"; and an adventure into
the bigger world of "The Rocky
Horror Picture Show" with
"Time Warp," in which all
members of Image will take
part.

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programs in nursing is an effort
to reduce that shortage."
Growth and expansion of
health care facilities in the
early 1970's and the anticipated
shortage of nurses led BSG to
plan and develop programs in
the health care field. The
Bachelor of Science in Nursing
degree program was authorized
in 1974, arid the first students
were enrolled the following
year. During the ' past four
years. 235 students have

MEMBERS OF IMAGE . are kneeling; Cathy Simpson, Reriee Crouse, Kothie Funsch;
Jane Tabibian, Lisa Purnell. Back row: Robert Burke, Micki Melnick , Vaj Houser ,
Ann Johnston, Joey Diver , Paula Toberowski , Donna Gildea.

Memorial Run Set

By DAN FATTORE
The 2nd Annual "Don Horn
Memorial Run" is. slated for
Saturday, Oct. 23. The run is
sponsored by Lambda Chi
Alpha to benefit the American '
Cancer Society.
The 6.2 mile race will start at
Town Square. There is a
women's and men's division,
with 3 age groups : under 18, 18
to 35, 35 and over. Cash prizes
will be awarded for each
division in each age category:

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Tips on Trying A New Restaurant

By MIKE YAMRUS
Tonight is the night you are
taking your date to an untested
restaurant; you had better be
careful.
Many prospective romances
are nipped in the bud, and the
deep-seeded reasons for the
breakups can often be traced to
that first culinary adventure in
an uncharted establishment. A
blossoming relationship ahould
not be jeopardized by poor
service, tense atmosphere, or a
host of other intangibles that
could ruin the meal and the
chance of showing your date the
breathtaking view from your
apartment window.
There are a number of things
to keep in mind before you even
begin to choose the restaurant
If your date is Jewish, for
example, do not take her to a
place where the menu is written
entirely in Lebanese, or you
might receive a lecture on the
history of the Israeli struggle in
the middle east, which may last
until the next Passover. Bv then

you'll lose your appetite.
Be sure to ask your date if she
has any objections to the
restaurant you have picked out,
to avoid any complications that
can't be foreseen, such as the
circumstance where her exhusband is the head chef of the
Chinese chophouse you decide
to go to. You shouldn't have to
read obscene fortune cookies
that make nasty references to
your lineage ju st because her ex
is still jealous. Know these
details beforehand, and avoid
people tampering with your
fortunes.
Once you have agreed upon
the place, the next important
decision is where to allow
yourself to be seated. Most
reputable places have a hostess
who will greet you, mumble
some courteous mumbo-jumbo,
then seat you right next to the
kitchen doorway, where for the
whole meal you will suffer
through clanging dishes,
screaming cooks, and loudmouthed waitresses com-

plaining about .the screaming
cooks and clanging dishes.
The correct way to be seated
is to stroll in and inform the
hostess that you made your
reservation a week in advance
and you would prefer the
private booth with the candles,
and if it's not too much trouble
send over a violinist. In this
method you will be treated with
respect and quick service.
Chances are also good that your
fortune cookies will not be
modified because her exhusband cannot see you seated
in seclusion in the back.
After exchanging a few
pleasantries with your mate,
the waitress will arrive and
your next decision is at hand :
what will you order?
First persue the price list and
determine if the disposable
income in your wallet covers
the horribly inflated figures on
the menu. If it doesn't, don't
panic, the childrens' portions
usually run about 30 percent
cheaper and if worse comes to
worst, there is always the salad
bar.
Let your date order first; that
way you can excuse yourself
run to the mens' room for a
quick money count after she
orders the most expensive dish
on the menu. When you get back
to the table, simply explain that
your angina is acting up, and
you will settle for a glass of
water and some bread for the
time being. Incidently, never be
afraid to compromise your
integrity when eating out ,
otherwise its too expensive.
An average restaurant
waitress will be back with your
food in about 20 to 25 minutes,
giving you plenty of time alone
with your date. During this time

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keep her attention with amusing
anecdotes .about the day 's
events, or some silly story about
the last time you went out to eat.
Make it up if you have to, but
whatever you do, don't let her
read the little jokes and stories
that are provided on the napkins
and menus. Usually they are
more interesting than anything
you have to say, so don't let her
see them in the first place, and
the emsave yourself
barrassment of competing with
some professional gag writer.
By this time the waitress
should be back with your order.
Rule number one is to inspect
the -food closely. Many
restaurants in the medium
price range are adept at
disguising inexpensive foods to
make them look like something
out of Cuisine magazine.
If the filling in your stuffed
crab claws is . merely hamburger helper, don't be afraid to
mention this to the waitress.
She may start running off at the
mouth about how she just works
there, so be firm. Threaten to
stand on the table and recite the
jokes off the napkin, using her
name in the punch line if she
doesn't take the order back to
the kitchen. She doesn't want
anyone to cause a scene in her
section so the odds are she will
comply.
After dinner you may want to
order dessert or another drink.
If there are other patrons
nearby, ask them if they tried
the dessert of the day. Often the
dessert on special looks like an
archeological exhibit at the
Smithsonian, petrified from
weeks of standing in the display
case, hard enough to use as a
doorstop. If the dessert is that
hard, you will not have to talk to
the patron next to you at all,
simply take notice of the way in
which his fork bends as he tries
to cut his cake, then watch him
put his teeth in his pocket when
he is finished.
After you are finished eating,
one small problem remains:
how much do you tip the
waitress? The standard tip is 15
percent of the cost of the meal,
but a tip should be given on the
basis of merit. If you are
pleased with the service , show
her you appreciate it and
reward her handsomely.
If something upset you during
the course of the meal , ask to
see the manager immediately.
The waitress will be so shaken

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How does a person learn some
German or Russian history,
consider plots and themes, and
share in such diverse adventures as a mutiny or
escapades with the Marx
Brothers? This may sound like
a sea novel parodying left wing
politics, but it's actually a
matter one can learn in Cinema
Appreication, a course taught
by Dr. Smiley.
The course is a study of films
of different countries and eras.
What sets it apart from others is
that instead of reading in
preparation for a lecture,
students view a weekly film.
They then record information
such as the movie's main actor
and actresses, director, story
outline, and main and underlying plots. These notes are
vital to the students because
there is no textbook in the
course. The film is then
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By ROXMIO Montaro
This past \ Homecoming
weekend I went around asking
people on campus two very deep
questions. The first was the
original- "So far. what has BSC
been for you?" ; and since there
were so many alumni around,
the question "What do you
remember most?" \\j as also
asked . when , applicable.
Following are the results:
"people, parties, and hormones., that' s what my
students
tell- me!"
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a prof at the KUB
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eating yogurt
"So far BSC has been a textbook
case which has no plot, but you
gotta finish or the ending never
happens."
wants to burn her
policies book
"It's been a pain in the wallet.,
what with r the price of
cigarettes, toilet paper, beer,
and peanut butter nearly
doubling, plus tuition increases,
and not getting any financial
aid... but..."

Alumni

a poor student
"I am a senior, and for me BSC
has been a major accomplishment... I even go to
some of my classes!"'
Proud to have been
a Huskie
"Its been an education and
nothings else." '
said in a firm lone
by a junior co-ed
"BSC has been both a home and
a school."
- A sophomore at home
injE lwell
"Oh my gosh!... It has been a lot
of work."
a Schuylkill girl
"For me BSC has been an opportunity to ' expand my
horizons , accumulate
knowledge, meet some super
people, and most importantly, a
way of staying out of the work
force a little longer. "
son of an aspiring;
self-made man who does;
not want to follow in his
self-made footsteps
"BSC gave me my first crack at

Give

independence, a chance In meet
new people, quality educational
opportunities, and a lot of self
confidence, but since I'm only a
freshman. I' m probably being
short sighted and will change
my . mind and hate' it after
midterms next week;"
a typical freshman
"To me BSC has been
awesome... the girls , my
buddies , living right next to
CAMI'US BKKK , Intramurals,
and the great parlies all help
me forget that when I gel my
diploma as an anthropology
major . I'll have such an easy
time getting a job. You. know
how much in demand we anthropologists arc ... HA HA!"
guess who this
bone digger is?

"My first love was here!"
a late-starting
womanizer
"A class with Prof. Brook
which made me re-evaluate my
way of life and start taking
things a little more seriously."

Quotes

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former victim
"What the hell am I doing
of apathy
besides-losing self-respect? and
"As a freshman probie 3 years
then depiedged ."
ago I met a really nice senior
still respectsherself
coed, and she and I grew close. I
"I'll remember my term spent
thought il was love and took her
student teaching. I loved
home. She met my brother, and
teaching and was confident of
today I have a two-year-old
doing well. Damn it, 1 surprised
nephew. We are all happy and
myself — I was excellent!"
because of her I've learned
feeling good
many things, and though it was
lM>rn as infatuation and lust, my
love for her as family is
something I'll always be
grateful for."
experienced an
enlightening college
career
"A party on Old Berwick
Uoad!"
a reminiscing rummy
"Never before or ever again
will I be able to relive my
college days. As a sorority
sister my days as a BSC student
had been greatly enriched by
the closeness and bonds I
developed- not only with my
sisters , but with all my
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much like a short story or novel.
In addition, Dr. Smiley provides
background information on
each of the films so students
have better insight into their
meaning. For example, because
of cultural differences, it's
difficult for an American to
understand the central message
of a German movie such as the
"Blue Angel".
Historical background is also
essential for better understanding. Outlooks and

philosophies have changed
through the years, therefore,
students watching, for example,
a 1940 film see it differently
than movie-goers from the
1940's.
Cinema Appreciation offers
silent, foreign, historical, and
humorous films , but it is more
than a study of cinema. It includes history, sociology,
political science, and literature.
It is a panorama of knowledge
from the silver screen.

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Five Bloomsburg State
College seniors, majoring in
accounting in business administration , are benefiting
from a $1,250 grant from the
Shell Oil . Company to the
college.
Recipients for the $100
scholarships for the current
college year are : Eugene
Carter, Jr., James ' Denshaw,
Shelley Pierson , Donna Polak ,
and Theresa Racek.
These students all maintain
high cumulative averages and
perfect 4.0 averages in accounting. The selection committee was comprised of Robert
Y ori, chairman; Emory Rarig,
dean of the school of business;
and accounting department
faculty members J. . , Weston
Baker, Charles Bayler, and '
Burel Gum.
The $750 balance of the grant
has been designated as follows:
$500 to the school of business for
general faculty development
and $250 for discretionary use
by the Dean of the School of
Business in the area . of

"business administration accounting."
Shell Oil Co. will make additional yearly grants of $1,250
for the next three college years.
The grants are a result of the
BSC Placement Office contacting 'Shell Oil Headquarters
in Houston and placing a
number of recent graduates
with the firm.

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make additional grants
to BSC as a ' result of
the Placement Office
Assistance in this area.:

"Shell officials .have , apparently appreciated _ the
calibre of business .students we
have been recommending to
them."commented Rarig. 'The
college greatly appreciates the
interest and cooperation shown
by Shell Oil Company.".
Thomas Davies serves. . as
Director of Placement at BSC.

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6:30 A 20 Winner 14 vs
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6:30 B 20 Winner 14 vs
Winner 16
7:00 A 21 Winner 17 vs
Winner 18
7:00 B 21 Winner 17 vs
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4:00 A 22 Loser
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Union ,' Ms. Barbery, Byfield . .
12:30 Classes — Room B, Kehr
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movies.

JV Football

For Solo

BSC Finishes Season 2-3

By ERNIE LONG
The Bloomsburg State Junior
Varsity football team (2-3)
ended their season by losing 20-6
to the J.V. gridders of
Susquehanna University on
Monday, October 18.
Susquehanna opened the
scoring with a 27-yard field goal
by Todd McCarthy four minutes
into the contest.
Two series later, a 30-yard
advancement of a blocked punt
brought the Crusaders back to
within striking distance at the
BSC 25-yard line. Chris
Schadler (119 yards, 2 TD's)
broke loose two plays later to go
16 yards for the score.
McCarthy added the extra point
to put Susquehanna up 10-0.

Stanton scored the only points
for the Huskies as he took a fiveyard pitch from Sellers in for
the score with 9:00 remaining in
the third period. A two-point
conversion attempt fell short,
and the score remained 17-6.
The BSC defense, led by
tackle Steve Miller and
linebacker Joe Carr, held the
Crusaders to 61 yards in total
offense for the entire second
half. Carr led the team with ten
tackles, two sacks, and two
forced fumbles at his new
position.
Susquehanna did score again,
however, as McCarthy kicked a
22-yard field goal in the fourth
quarter, making the final score
20-6.

Neither team witnessed much
success in moving the ball (13
punts in the game) until
Schadler once again shook off
tacklers- for a 75-yard touchdown run which, after
McCarthy's kick, made the
score 17-0 at the half.
The Huskies came out
stronger in the second half
behind the alternating of
quarterbacks Mike Glovas and
Troy Sellers and the running of
backs Eric Case (4 yards per
carry) and Tim Stanton (102
yards).
offensive
Jim
McLoughlin led the team in
receptions (3 for 58 yards) as
well as handling the punting
duties (8 punts for 35 yard
average).

WRA

Flag Football Wrapup

By DAN CAMPBELL
The WRA Flag Football
Tournament is currently
winding down to an end and
according to co-ordinator Frank
D'Angelo, it could be quite an
exciting finish.
"The two teams left ,"
D'Angelo explained, "are quite
balanced. One team is made up
of members of the BSC Softball
and basketball teams while the
other is made up of local
townies."
D'Angelo went on to explain
that the best of three series
started last Wednesday and
could go on into Monday. As of
press time results have not been
determined.
Leading the defending
champion BSC women's varisty

team are Kathy Behan and
Mary Hassenplug.
"Behan's and Hassenplug's
receiving have been the key to
the "Champs" success,"
D'Angelo indicated. The

The series features
two evenl y matched
teams.
quarterback for the combo
sof tball-basketball team is Deb
Alexander.
Leading the local home
favorites made up of local BSC
students are the receiving
tandom of Lori Mercer-Wagner
and Mo McDonald. Also
receiving is ex-dairy princess
Flossy Bronson, who, according

to D'Angelo, is a key part of the
teams defense.
"The running of Francis
Klinger and the quarterbacking
of Leon Parks rounds out their
offense ," D'Angelo concluded.
"The championship series
looks evenly matched,"
D'Angelo said. "The team that
gets the breaks will win it. But
the experience of the softballbasketball team will probably
prevail."

Sheptock Honored
Bloomsburg State College's
Frank Sheptock has been
named to the ECAC Weekly
Honor Roll for his performance
in Saturday's, October 16, 24-14
loss to Millersyille State.
The 6-1, 205 lb. freshman
linebacker was credited with
eight unassisted and nine
assisted tackles for a total of 17
on the afternoon.
He is currently the Huskies'
leader in the tackle department
with 63 and one of four first year
players among BSC's top five
defensive performers.
Sheptock, a 1982 graduate of

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BILL — Look who's first today- I'll watch tomorrow too
THANKS to all those awesome Zete's for pulling through ! - Love ASA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARB & FAY - Bonnie, Kelly & Tricia
TO THE DOG BROTHERS AT THE BLUE HOUSE, Get anything ripped off
lately? - The SSH Thieves
DAN & FCA FRIENDS, About that FUNGUS MOBILE - It was so bad - .
it was good!
TO OUR CLOSET CASE in Warhurst No. 12, Romper Room never
had so much action.
TOASA, You got to do better than last Saturday nite! the CRITIC
Rl/BY, Heard you suck a mean face ! The Observer
LUZERNE'S Third Floor Candals, F
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MIKE, If you go to dinner with her, I'll don my snakeskin boots,
order you into to doggie submission and grind the heel of my boot
into the small of your back.
IMPERIALIST FOOLS OF 215 SCHUYLKILL: The bear goes on sale
Wed. at the Husky Kennel. Your chances are SLIM! Meet the demands
now! - Rossie Brig te
SOCCER No. 7 -1 like your moves - love a dedicated fan
PAULA — Best of luck with the IMAGE performances. Knock 'em ,
deadKiddo!-yourroomie. Dee
AMIGO, Lettuce.Gopher it together! Love from your Italian jockette.
JOE, I admire your shoulders in the Commons. Skip wasn't kidding.
BETA BOYS., All the hard work has finally paid off. Congrats!
This is only the beginning, so let 's keep our s
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Being Bro's is better than being Heroes. See you at Beta Sig open
rush next week. FEARLESS LEADER.
LARGE SWAMP THING - INQUIRE IN UNION
SIO TALL GUY, I'm waiting for your answer
MATT, "Your with me tonight ."
TOM, Thanks for making it fun this weekend.
MATTEO, "We are gonna die!".
R. & J., Lets walk thru the drive-thru.
GARY, Your muffler - FIX IT!

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MARY, Do you always wear shower curtains?
DAVID M., THANKS for listening, thanks for caring but most of all
thanks for the spaghetti clam sauce.
LIQUIDLEN, Your Buns look awesome in those black CALVINS - even
better than Tom's. Thanks for an excellent Saturday night. - Love,
Your New Roommate.
ATTN. FORENSICS. SHARON C. we owe ourselves to April. - John C.
JIM, Thanks for Friday Night...your Bed Buddy. - The Crew
JIMBO, You were great you Stud Muffins. - The Crew
JIMMY , It was great experiencing it. twelve different ways ! - The
Crew
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JIMBO, Check your sheets - The Crew
JIMBO, Thanks for Friday Night...You Sleezy and easy guy. - The Crew
JIM, Too Bad I'm a Guy. - The Crew
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TIM K. & TOM D. We'd really like to spend some time with you.
-RSVP
DAVE — Thanks for being so understanding. - Love, K
JANET, I Love You. - Buttons
SWORDFISH, The new North St. Bdffmachine.
CRAZY Eddie, Get lost insomebody else's bed.
ZETAS, WAY TO GO WITH THE FLOAT AND THE AWESOME CLAMBAKE.
A.V.C. - Wednesday nite was nice; too bad we have to be grown
up about things, but I guess that's best.
BLAIR, Stop constantly calling and j ust move - in. - Love the Snake
Pit
HAPPY 21st Paul: Love, Kathy
HEY GUYS, Rugby was great; hope to see you again on Sunday.
- Amy
TO MARKET STREET - It's so nice and warm down here and my
tan is looking great! - Love Dodie
JIM W., Friday night was great! - Love Moo
J.M.L., Conversations with you are so much like CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
OF THE VERY NICE KIND.
SCOTT, Hope you enjoyed yourself , but...
KID, Happy anniversary ! Thanks for the best two years ever!
- Love, T.
BILL, This is my serious personal: I'm very glad.
TO MY PARTNER.IN CRIME, Never trust cf lady who can carry scribbled on pumas and not comb her hair and still look like she knows
. what she is doing. Your mother was right when she said "If
she can not make chicken noodle soup from scratch ' and must resort to using liptons cup a soup without adding water than she
does indeed deserve to be left , at the alter with a cold bagel in
her hand." PS. Campbells is also applicable.

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Field Hockey Team on the Move
By MARY HASSENPLUG
The BSC field hockey team
raised its record to 12-3-1 with
two more victories, a 5-0 defeat
of Millersville and a 2-0 win over
Marywood.

The Huskies totally overpowered Millersville, coming
out strong in the first half.
Karen Hertzler scored on a
short push off the goalies pads
within the first ten minutes.
Hertzler scored her second goal
after 25 minutes, with an assist
by Deb Long. Two short
minutes later, Diane Imboden
made it 3-0 with a quick drive
into the cage.
Midway thru the second half,
Diane Imboden scored again,
being assisted by Hertzler. Deb
Long scored at the 26-minute
mark on a penalty flick to
reach the final 5-0 score.

DEB MINSKY displays some of the outstanding action that takes place in most ..
BSC field hockey games.

Football Feature

Zaccheo's Love For Football

By ART CARUCCI
Some people play football for
recognition, others play for the
love of the game. An offensive
lineman often plays football for
the love of the game because he
knows recognition is something
he will not receive.
Jim Zaccheo plays offensive
guard and is a captian for
Bloomsburg State. He is a thirdyear starter and only one of four
seniors on the team. Zaccheo
has been through rough times,
playing on teams with a combined record of 3-27, but
somehow the 5'10" 220-pound
guard has managed to play his
position for three years and
play it well, as evidenced by the
second team conference honors
he earned for the 1981 season.
"My love for the game kept me
playing through those years; I
knew there would not be any fan
recognition for me no matter
how well we did," said Zaccheo.
For Zaccheo, being captain on
one of Bloomsburg's youngest
teams is an important role.
"It's something I must live up
to. If I'm tired, I cannot show it,
or else other guys might start
lagging. I have to set an
example by hustling and
playing well."
Playing well is something Jim
Zaccheo is accustomed to doing.
But his main goal is to have the
team play well and win games,
which he believes is close to
happening. He attributes this
belief to the overall closeness of
the team. "In the eleven years
I've played,football," he says,
"this is the closest team I've

been on. Everyone gives sup-,
port and encouragement to
teammates, and that can often
make a difference between
winning and losing."
By encouraging each other,
Zaccheo believes the team can
overcome inexperience in a
game, but he is realistic about
the season. "I know we won't
win the majority of the games
this year, but the football
program is on its way up. There
are a lot of good young players
who will get better with experience."
Unfortunately for Bloomsburg football, Jim Zaccheo will
not be on future teams, because
on November 6 he will play his
final game and graduate in
December. Afterward he hopes
to begin a job in the field of
computer science.
When the season ends, Jim
Zaccheo will have played eleven
years, which included four
years at West Scranton High
and four at Bloomsburg.
Leaving football won't be easy
for Zaccheo, but he will have
fond memories. "I'll miss

playing," notes Zaccheo, "but
despite the losing record ,
playing football has been fun.
I've made some close friends,
and I have a lot of good
memories from playing.
Sometimes that's more important than winning and
losing."
Being an offensive lineman,
Jim Zaccheo is not well-known
by Bloomsburg football fans,
but he is well-known and wellrespected by his teammates',
and for an athlete that is
something more important than
all the fan and media
recognition in the world.

Restaurant Tips
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about the prospects of losing her
job that she will forget all about
the tip. As she scurries around
to find the manager, you pay
your bill and leave with a clear
conscience.
Lastly, if the food was

unedible, and the atmosphere
torturous, the service worse,
all that needs to be done is leave
an obscene fortune cookie on the
table where she can find it. She
will think twice the next time
she messes around with a
restaurant connoisseur like
yourself.

The Huskies controlled
the stotistics as they
outshot MSC 23-2.
The Huskies completely
controlled the statistics as they
outshot MSC 23-2. Corners were
also in the winner's favor: 22-2.
Goalie Laurie Snyder was
required to make only one save
while the opposing keeper made
nine stops.
The Marywood game followed

much the same pattern, with
BSC controlling play. They
allowed the opponents only one
chance for a score while taking
16 shots of their own. Corners
totalled 13-4 in the Huskies
favor. The Marywood goalie
made 9 successful stops while
Laurie Snyder did not need to
make a single save.
Only two minutes into the
game, Jeanne Fetch scored on a
beautiful drive off of a corner.
She was assisted by Imboden.
Linda Hershey finished the
scoring late in the first half with
a shot off of the goalies pads.
The Huskies hope to continue
winning as they face Scranton
at home on Monday, Oct. 25 at
3:00. '
National Rankings
The Bloomsburg State.
College field hockey team has
been ranked fourth in the latest
Division II ratings released by
the National Collegiate Athletic
Association (NCAA).
Coach Jan Hutchinson's
squad boasts a 12-3-1 record and
is tied for the fourth spot with
Lowell (MA) University which
has an 8-2 mark.
Chico (CA) St is the country's
top ranked team with a 6-2
record, while perennial Pennsylvania Conference power
Lock Haven St. (8-1) is second
just ahead of C.W. Post (10-3).
Rounding out the "top ten"
are Kean (NJ) at 13-2, Bemidji
(MN) St. (10-3), Kutztown
St. (7-1). Northern Michigan (63) and Mt. St. Mary's (MD) (72).

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