WRA Lobb ies:

Soccer Budget \a^r^
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By Peggy Moran ..
mation and support of the team.
Funding of a men's soccer
They argued that "we should
team, monetary allocati ons t o
u
p
grade the women's program
Chemica l
America n
the
before
enlarging the men's"
Society, and format ion of a
and
that
this could best be
Wage Contr ol Committee , were
accomplished
by supporting
amon g the topics discussed at
m
ore women's inter-collegiate
the December 10 meeting of the
athletic teams. Suggestions as
CGA .
to the formation of a women 's
BSC Gains Soccer Team
volle
yball team were made but
Approval of the budget for the
as
of
yet, no one has requested
newly formed Soccer Club 1 funding.
The budget was
Team was the reason behind a
ratified.
major diseussi on of the
American Chemical Society
meeting. The team was
Speakers to Appear
organized by Dr. Mingrone who
on Campus
worked out a $1650 budget for
• A petition to allocate $250 to
the spring semester. This figure
the BSC chapter of the
does not include the cost of
American Chemical Society
uniforms or tran sportation.
was brought up at the meetin g.
A group of lobbyists from the
This money would fund special
Recrea tional
Women ' s
pr ojects planned by the
.
the
Association attended
students, such as, Physical
meeting to protest the forScience Day, when high school
students from the area visit the
physical sciences departments

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be to look into the other campus
events. They would ha ndle the
hours worked and wages earned. This committee is still in
the planning stage.
C.G.A. Constitutic n
Faces Revision
A Constitution Revision
Committee is also being set up
t o begin work next semester.
Major areas of concern are
moving CGA officer elections to
m id -Februar y so t ha t the
president- elect would have time
to work with the pr esident and
would have a good idea of his
job.
Another idea the committee
would work on would be trying
to get a full-time lobbyist in .
Harrisburg . They would work
with the other state colleges on
this. Membership on this
committee is open to any and all
interested students.
Spring BNE Discussed
T
he
suggestions f or BNE f or
here.
spring
the
semester were also
Also scheduled next semester
discuss
ed.
Among them are
are t wo meetings of t he Cheech
and
Chong, Todd
American Chemical Society
Billy
Preston , John
R
undgred
,
here at BSC, the money would ..
Sebastian and Badfinger.
go t oward paying the speakers.
The Bill was also finalized
Th is moti on was also passed.
increasi ng the Commun i ty
P lans for the organizati on of a
Activities Fee $10.
Wage Control Committ ee were

Dylan Savage will give a
piano recital
in Carver
Auditorium , Bloomsburg State
¦ College, on Sunday, December
Dr. Louis Mingrone is pictured at Monday's CGA meeting. Dr. I 16 at 3:30 p.m. His program is
Mingrone supports the organizationof a men's soccer club, but ran
spo ns ored b y t he Young
into opposition with the WRA, who demand a fairer snare of
Musicians Society , Wilkeswomen's athletic offerings.
Barre — Scranton and the
( Photoby P. White)
Mus i c Educators N a ti onal
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C onference at Bloomsb urg
State College.
Dylan , son of Professor and
Mrs. R ichard Savage, is a
Student winners at a special
T-shirt
. Dennis Hartzell
j unior at Bloomsburg Senior
draw ing held December 7, 1973,
Decorator candle Nancy Shute
High School. In the past few
the College Store.
Three pair stockings Mary Beth
years he has given numerous
Winter ja cket
K im Gra y
Lech
performances as soloist and
Wi nter jacket Mar iann Wetzel
Three pair stockings
accompanist in high school
Flannel jacket P at Bederman
Chuck Umansky
musical programs and has been
Study lamp
Donna Lee Jone s
Activities Planner
Rita Ruzzi
a featured entertainer for
Study lamp
Facult y Staff winners :
Mary Semon
various local groups.
West clox Travel Alarm
He was awarded a ~$1200
Thermos Kit
Donald Rabb
J anella Andriola
scholarship last summer to the
Atta che Case
Debbie Young
Attache Case
Helen Oetzel
Governor 's School for Arts at
A ttache Case
Bonnie Cooper
Flashlight
Woody Rhodes
Bucknell , Un iversity. The
Pocket ra dio
Kath y Barret t
Activities Planner
Governor's School is a fiveFootb all shirt Loretta Gutshall
June K. Edward s
week instructional program for
T-shirt
Ann Marie Barry
high school students i n t he
areas of music , dance, drama
and sculp ture. The teaching
staff is composed of some of the
top professional performers in
the northeas t. He was among
210 students chosen from more
the sixth annual "Bloomtransportation from the airport ,
applicants
5,000
than
sburg in Spain summer
free entrance to museums and
throughout
the
state.
program is now accep ting
side trips to local points of inRecently he was declared an
applications for six credit hours
terest.
International
Winner in the .
of undergra duate and graduat e
Reservation applications
National
Piano
Auditions
i n Madrid , Spain.
must be returned by March,
¦studies
(please turn to (page four) 1
Four week undergraduate
1974 with a deposit of $150.00.
courses are being offered from . The balance of the payment
June 28 to August 10 and six
may be paid in full or with
SANTA'S PARTY FOR
week graduate courses from
payment ending by May 10,
BSC CHILDREN
June 28 - August 10 at Madri d
1974. A $35.00 cancellation fee
A party for BSC children
Universi ty. Undergradu ate in
will be assessed*against par(ages h through sixth grade)
state student 's fees are $785.00 t icipant s who cance l at any (hosted by tha J. H. Me
and $875.00 for out of stat e
time.
Cormlck Family will bo hald
students. Grad uate in state fees
For further inform ation ,
on Saturday,, Doc. IS, 1973
are $915.00 and $939.00 for out of
please contact : Dr. Alfr ed E.
from 2>00 • 3)30 p.m. In tha I Mi. Judith Konciol It
setn makin g a point «t Monday 's COA I
state stud ents.
Tonolo , Di rector of the
Kahr. Union Snack Bar area. ¦meeti ng.
Mt.
Koneiol
represented
a group of lobbyists fr om ttia I
Cost includes air fare from
P ro gram , Bloomsburg State
Songs, surprises, treat s and ¦
Woman 's Racraatlonal Associ ation protastlng tha formation of tha "
New York to Madrid and back ,
College, Bloomsburg, Pa. 17815.
Sant a ara among the goodies
man's socce r club.
tuition , room and boar d ,
planned in Mm prog ram.
(

College Store Winners

Bloomsburg in Spain

Photohy P. Whlta )

TBits and Pieces I
By Bob Olive r

It has been a quiet year at BSC. We welcomed a new

president, got hit with a tuition increase, rallied in
Harrisburg for increased funding of State Colleges....
The M&G has tried its best to keep up with the
students needs. We expanded our coverage to include
as much news, features, and sports as can be
humanly possible with the staff we have-.
Last year, Sue Sprague handed the reins of the
M&G to me and said, "If you have the half the staff I
had you will have a good newspaper". Luckily, she
left me the nucleus of a staff, and with the addition
over the semester of some fine freshmen, I am
handing Susan back an excellent staff to start her
second year as Editor-in-Chief.
There are so many people I'd like to thank for the
help they gave to me in my two-and-a-half years at
BSC, but space does not permit it. I would like to
thank my editors, those that I worked for and those
. who worked for me- they all have helped contribute to
the over a ll excellenc e this paper ha s accompli shed
over the years. A special thanks to Mr. Ken Hoffman
and Sue Sprague f or help a nd support ,for without
them I don 't think I could have made it through the
w ear

I'd like to congratulate President McCormick for
putting BSC back on the right track this year. His
leadership has proved to be the push we needed to get
back on track as an institute of higher learning.
Happy Holidays and good luck to all!

Feedback Surve y
By Valery O'Connell

A massive effort has been
completed at Bloomsburg State
College which could well have
an effect on the political scene
across the nation. Father
Bernard Petrina , Catholic
Campus Minister , and Mr.
Martin
Gildea , Associate .
Professor of Political Science
.have gathered and compiled a
comprehensiv e survey concerning "the response of
Christian people confronted by
the political situa tion of the ,
worl d and the local community. "'
At BSC and at Bucknell
University on two Sundays
during November , 1973 a
questi onnaire was completed by
those attending Sunday Mass.
The dat a was compiled and a
legiti mate sample drawn up of
responses to stat ements such as
"President Nixon should be
impeached. " Room was
reserved on the back of the
questionnaire for any comments people might like to
contribu te. The most unusual
ones were printed in the six
page leaflet which Father
Petrina hopes to distribute to
state and federal legislaotrs,
the President and nat ional

newspape rs.
Some remarks disagreed wit h
this type of survey being taken
in church but most were
favorable. "Could I use the data
for a Ph.D?" just seems to sum
up the massiveness of such an
endeavor. Let us hope that the
comments of BSC and BU
students will be taken seriously
by our leaders and that the 1973
Feedback effort does not go to
waste. This survey might just
put BSC on the map !
Copies are available at the
Newman House.

Nkombodzi

asking what Christmas is like

back home. Usually I smile—
this isn't because I think they
are stuipi d for asking this
question , but it's because I
really don 't know how to

describe it so they will know.
After all , we don't have snowthank God—but we have Santa

comes

in

long black beard.
One thing I' ve realized is the

CHRIST-MASS 1974
By Jay C. Rochell e
Some people with to desperatel y to be spiritual
that they refect the goodness of the creat ion,
and the community of their fallow man/
ultimatel y seeking not liberation but annih ilation,
hoping thatescape from this world is the Answer.
Some people wish to desperatel y to be material
that they reject their stewardship of creation ,
and they manipulate their fallow men/
ultimatel y looking not liberation but attachme nt/
hoping that clinging to this world it the Answer.
God drives himself deepl y into humanity
in this child, born of Mary mild /
to lead me to a vltion of life
in which Matter it the bearer of Spirit
and transcendence it within the common place.

God is drive n into the world

like a nail into maho gany/ to deeply
he cannot be pulled out
withou t da mage to either Spiri t
or to Matter which Heart It.
The finite heart/ In halting child crlei ,
the Infinite in mytter y:
God became man

-

in order that
.

a

helicop ter dressed just like the
Santas I' ve seen here but with a
( please turn to page four )

man might become God.
man might be • coma God.
Emmanuel. . .

'

_,

Christmas Sp ir it is Here
Campus in Holida y Mood
By Loraa Richey

It 's getting to look a lot like
Christmas at BS(1 especially in
the dorms . Students have been
using their • imaginations to
" deck the halls " ancL two of the
dorms ,
C olumbia
and
Schuylkill , have partici pated in
a decorating contest . Walking
down the halls in any of the
dorms , though , one can see that

the students have begun getting

into the spirit , of Christmas.

Wreaths , tinse l , Chris tmas
trees , and merry messages
decorate the doors.

One of Montour 's contributions to the holiday scene is
the fresco-like work of art in the
windows near the main lobby —
a giant picture of Rudo lf the
Red-nosed Reindeer looking up
at Santa and his sleigh .
In Columbia , one of the
participating dor ms , all the
floors decora ted using different

A Sta r Is Born
Move Over , Ar t

By Frank Lorah
"Let' s play Jeopardy ." Henry
Johnson , a junior in Elementary Education at BSC, will
soon be hearing the se words
from
commentator
Art
Fleming. Why? Henry needed

some extra cash to continue his

quiz on current events and
general information , and start
winning some money .
Henry 's worried only about

one thing not doing good when in
front of the camera . He says
that he answers many of the

Shoe ; fourth floor , Christmas on
Fourth Ave. , an honorable
mention ; fifth floor , A Child 's
Christmas; seventh floor , A
Fantas y ,
an
Christma s
eighth
honorable mention ;
floor , Animated Christmas;
ninth floor . Recycled Christmas. The winner was sixth floor
with its Christm as Under the
Sea theme . The doors sported
such char acters as Millie the
Mermaid and Tommy the
Turtle . Fishnet hun g from the

ceiling and from the fishnet

hung paper fish.
Only two floors of Schuylkill
actually took part in , their
contest , but each floor was
separated into wings.

Fourth north had for its

questions when watching the

visiting

south for "How the Grinch Stole
Christmas , " based on that
cartoon. Each door was

show at home and hopes he can
do as good on T.V .
This past summer , while

than to be a contestant on

California , he had

America 's favorite quiz game ,
Jeopardy.
A resident of Bristol , Pa.,
Henry 's been steadily watching
Jeopardy for two years and
thinks he knows the game well.
A letter asking to be a contestant in October started the ball
rolling. Now, all that is left to do
is visit New York City on
January 8, 1974, take a short

themes — second floor , Sesame
Street , an honorable mention ;
third floor , Old Lad y in the

theme Christmas Ave. ; fourth
south won 2nd pri ze for Comic
Characters at Christ mas; third
north won 3rd prize for Candy

education (with tuition going up
all the time) and he decided
what better place to make

money and have a good time too

By Ekow Yamoah
Many of my friends have been

Claus, who

Fourth floor south in Schuylkill Hall presented Christmas in the Fuiunr ***** V
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theme , winnin g second olace.

his

broth er
in
the opportunity to sit in the audience

of other game shows such as the
Dating Gam e, the Newly-Wed

land. The winner was third

decorated with different stages
of the story andonthe walls was
written the story.

Game , the Jokers Wild, and the
New Price is Right .
Not excited about going on the
show, Henry said he learned to

Thus , Christmas 1973 comes
to BSC, only to stay until after
finals are completed . All
decorations must be stripped
when the occupants of the

things a long time ago. Altho ugh
the show will be seen by a live
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Christm as spirit will not be
stripped away , hopefully , at all.

control his feelings about such

rooms leave for home. The

Let ters to th e Edi tor

Dear Editor:
"Part ing is such sweet
sorrow."
William
thou gh
Even
Shakespeare did not write these
words for an exchan ge-student ,
they are the most appropriate
words I can find to describe my
mixed emotions about leaving
BSC and also the USA. I depart
for home (Cape Town , South
Africa ) on the 26th of this
month, so I want to say
"cheers."
Firstly, I want to extend my
sincere appreciation to Dr.
Robert Mi ller (Director of
International Studies ) and all
the profs whose classed I attended this semester. Withou t
you, all this could not have been
possible. Secondly, I want to
give a special thanks to all my
fellow commuters from Berwick ; to those that took the
trouble to give me tra nsportation and to those who
merely showed war mth and
interest. Finall y, I wish to
mention all thos e students
connected with " the theatre ",
who welcomed me into their
group and with whom I shared
one of my happies t experiences .

However, now tha t I think of it ,,
everyone with whom I made
contact adde d to my "tri p."
Ishall not f orget BSC in a
hurry !
Hilary Mofsowitz
P.S. If you are ever in my area ,
please stop by.

Dear Edit or,

The chairman of the Walk for
the Hungry expresses his sincere thanks to . the many
students who actually walked
the ten miles. Many of your
students sponsored themsel ves
as well as secured many other
students as their sponsors . This
is certainl y a tremendous way
of expressing your concern for

those in this world who find it

almost impossible to secur e
food. Your help is going a long
way to help feed a number of
people who otherwise might
nave starved.
For the second straight year
one of your students, Larry
Horwltz, ran the ten mile course
twice for his sponsors.
I am deeply indebted to pale
Alexander and Peggy Kase who
were the unofficial chair people
for the college community in the ,

Walk for the Hungry.
To this date we have received
a little more than $1,000 from
app roximately half the number
of people who walked. Anyone
who as yet has outstandin g
moneys, please turn it in to
Luthe ran
Saint Matthew
Church office between 9:00 a.m.
and 4:00 p.m. Monday throu gh
Friday ; at other times on these
days plus the weekend , drop it
off at m Market Street. Thank
you again for your intere st and
your concern .
Rev . Craig uorwara
To My Fellow Students :
I have just experienced
somethi ng that I am confident is

not uncommon

to

other

student s.
As many students know , quite
a few of the Education and
Special Education courses
require many projects. These
proj ects are intended to help
student s when they get out into
the teaching world . Personally ,
not only is the grade important
but also its future use.
Either during the late afternoon on December 10 or
durin g the early mornin g on
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commer cialization of Christmas here. I spent a buck for a
Christm as card to my dad. As
far as cards go, we send them
out too but this is done in the
cities and big town s. In all the
schools and ch urches t he
nativity play is staged — in
English and the vern acular.
.Christmas in the urban areas
is more or less like it is here—
carols , decoration s, exchange
of gifts, artificial Christmas
tre es—but in the country, it's
more
like
American
Thanksgi ving. It' s usually the
end of the harvest season and so
we have big feast s to which
friend s and relatives are invited. The Christi ans go" to
church but empha sis is upon
exchang e of gifts , usually
foodstuffs , clothing or pieces of
furniture.
Well, I wish you all a Merry
Christmas and a propserous
New Year . I hope to see you all
again next semester .

Lette rs
(from Daee two)
December 11, someone stole
from Navy Hall a teaching
device that I had spent many
hours making. The teaching
device was two sets, capital and
small, of a sandpaper alphabet.
I find it hard to believe that
anyone could steal a project
when they know what it is like
(or maybe they do not know
what it is like) to put so much
work and effort into a project
Some people better do a little bit
of thinking — you might not get
caught for this incident ,
however you will get punished
in the end. Can you believe that
some of these people are our
future teachers of America ?
Sincerely,
Sue Wilcher

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( from page two )
audience Januar y 8 or 9, BSC
won't have that privilege until
two or three weeks later. (The
M&G will attempt to provide its
readers with the time, day, and
channel for the big event.
Maybe President McCormick
can be persuaded to cancel
classes for that hour in order
that everyone will have a
chance to see Henr y.)
Besides studying , Henr y
enjoys bowlin g, fishing ,
listening to his stereo , and
traveling. He also finds time to
be a resident advisor for the
ground floor in Ehtrell Hall.
GOOD LUCK , Ht nry, and
hopeyou comehome a five-time
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He has studied under William
Decker , chairman of the Music
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His program will include
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establishing memorial fu nds
to the Coronar y Unit of the
Bfoomsburg Hospital or to the
Mission Fund of the First
Unite d Church of Chris t.
Contributions may be sent to
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of the Waller Admin istration
building with yoar name,
address , and the name of the _
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The new BS College Ra dio
and Television stati on began
broadcastin g at power of 50,000
watts. WHAT , which is AM and
FM broadcas ts 1973 on your
dial . Stat ion Man ager Bill
Bwana commented "We 'll be
broadcas ting APSC UF news
hourly for all you intere sted
people . But don 't call us , we 'll
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Faculty Senate was cited by the
U. S. Council of Governing
Bodies for it' s amazing activiti es calendar and its obvious
force as a BS governing body. It
seems tha t while the Sena te
meets twice ever y semester ,
most bodies of its kind are lucky
to * meet once a year.
Congrat ulation s , Senate! Us
BSers are behind you all the
way.

MEET ING! FOR PROTEST
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NOTED COLUMNIST
There will be a short meetin g
MISSING
of
the
Fre shman
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Duane Long , BS News
Sophomor e classes to discuss a columnist and author of the
possible march on Harrisburg
/renowned Sumpspn Curse , -was
to prot est the retren chment of reported missing today by his
members of the college com- roommate. The 5 foot tall ,
munity . The meeting will be in green-eyed, brown-haired imp,
Haas Auditorium , and will be usuall y dressed in a tie and
officiated by "We Won 't Stop" vest , well known for his part in
Donald . Remember , kidd ies, we the Pla y ers ' production of
won't stop!
BECKET ( wha tever it was),
was re ported as last being seen
, with a strange fellow with long
canine tee t h. Any one knowin g
SENATE CITED
the whereabouts of the little
The BS College Studentf ellow should contact either the

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BS News or the BS Pla yers. We
" vmiss him l

. The following did not appear ;
in volume 16, number ' six of
G uidep ost which is ' the
PAT
MILKTOAS T GIVEN
newsletter for the American
ON BACK
Personnel
and Guidance
John Milktoast , Director of , Association .
somethi ng that has to do with
OPENINGS FOR TEACHERS?
the Care Union (packa ges?),
If present trends continue ,
was toda y awarded a pat on the
one
million old teachers will
back by somebody or other here
flood
the marke t in 1075.
at the college. We don 't know
Because
of budget cutbacks in
just who , but when we find out , • school systems and decreased
we'll let you know. Keep up the
birthrates , there may be job
good work , John. Kee p openings for them.
smiling!!
Latest government figures
show that old teachers will be
hired to fill vacancies caused by
death , retirement and normal
BAND GIVES AWARD
The BS College Fuskie attrition. This probabl y will
lead to decreased professional
Marching Band today presented
its most coveted award , the - standards. Currently , all states
Order of the Basoon , to the BS re quire ' at least a bachelor 's
News' beloved editor , Bobo degree for certification . Many
Liver.
The award
systems now demand that the *
was
present ed because the Band
people they hire have a high
wanted Bobo to know just how school degree or earn one within
the y really feel about him. Bobo a specified period of time.
Based on these trends , many
was heard to commen t ,
"Thanks , guys. It' s all a lot of degree holders will be forced to
bullshi t, but I just thought I'd
turn down j obs for which a
tell ya. "
college
degree
was
a
• prer equisite in 1960's. This may

Bob Oliver

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If we had

presen t your
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anyth ing

have.

Wante d : Stud ent to Type
A stud ent is needed to t yp e a
796,000 page report on the
Ori g in of the Species as seen
by the Joh n Birch Societ y.
Phone 999-999 if you wan t a
good f ob wi th no pay.

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the setter
bette r to
put h ere
we would

lead to prooiems.
By 1980 an add itiona l 300,000
to 400,000 old teache rs will be
looking for jobs. J obs in their
traditio nal fields , such as
teachin g and researc h , will not
be availabl e except at the junior
college level. They will have to
find employment in areas
's
where once only a bachelor
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.
degree was sought.
Persons with high school
degrees will push out those with
bachelo r 's degrees . The latter
will have to seek jobs tha t once
requird a college education.
Most jobs will be down graded
but job seekers may find the
intellec tual sati sfaction they
feel they have earned.
These trends are noted

II Tonit e :
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FRIDAY/ DECEMBER 14, 1971

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at the door
Sponsore d by the Core Union
Progra m Board
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Why Do These People Read the M&G

"Drop dead"
CGA Meets

( from page eignt)
Towards the close of the
meeting, Treasu rer Bobo Li ver
was called upon t o discuss
ava ilab le fund s for next
semester. Shuffling his pa pers
•and eyes downcas t, he said ,
"Well...ah...There is enough

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money for the¦ Maroon and
Gold... " . . •

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On this note the meetin g was
ad journed with plans f or next
semester 's meeti ng schedu led
for May 21, 1574, if the need
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ar ises.

Huski es end seas on undefea ted

BSC to Travel to li b erty Bom
By Sidney
Bloomsburg State . College
football coach Bill Sproul e
announced today that his team

will face Delaware Universit y
in the

Boardwalk

Bowl on

December I S. The Huskies wer e

undefea ted in their nine , games
this year as they had thre e wins
and six ties. They tied for the

division championship with the
perennia l powerhouse , Kutz-

town.

The Huskeis wer e led offensively by quarterba ck Stan
Guere ki. Guere ki' s favorite

14 yards. BSC's powerful
passing attack was second 'only ,
to their running game which
averaged 2067 yards per game.
The Huskies led the conference
in total points scored with 56
points a game but also allowed
the most points on defense 57
per game.

The Huskies feel that they

must hold Delaware under 100

points to win. "It should be a
tough

defensive stru ggle , "

Coach Sproule said when asked
how the game would go.
"Our defense had to hold
receiver was the incomparable down the score for us to win. "
JohnWillis. Willis caught all of
Prediction: BSC
112,
Gurecki's four completions for Delaware 98.

Sp or ts Brie fs
in Brie f

By Sidney
The Philad elphia Phillies
today announced that pitcher

Steve Carlton had been traded
to the New York Mets along

with outfield er Greg Lusin ski
and fi rs t ba seman Tommy
Hutton . The Phillies obtain ed
Pitchers Danny Frisella and
Ray Sedeck i , Wli i e Mays'
contract ,. Cleon Jones ' right
knee, Joe Namath and four N*»w

York Rockets. When contact ed

general manager Paul Owens
stated that they had finally got
some strengthfor their pitching
staff .
The Philadelphia Eagles

today obtained running back
O.J. Simpson on waviers from
the Buffalo Bills. The Bills will
reportedly receive the Eagles

t

yp *C5> scen g ata BSC game -

(Pftefo by E. Rejent )

defensive unit at the end of the
season .

Los t in
Space
By Bill Simpleton

Miami over the 76ers by 34 —

How the hell did this one make
game of the week .
The New York Giants over the

Los Angeles Dodgers by 210 —

This will teach those bums to
steal from Brooklyn.
The Philadelphia Flyers over

anybody but Boston by one body
— They Don 't call these guys

the Broad street Bullies for
nothin g.
Minnesota over the Mac Truck
by 16 — Goodby Len Tose.
L.A . Rams over the San Diego
Padres by 78 — To get out of this

one the Padres went to
Washington.
Washington Redskins over the

Washington Padres by 89 —
George Allen has a surprise for"
somebody .
The Philadelphia Phillies over
the Detroit Red Wings by 6 — I
know the Red Wings had
troubles on the ice but this one

was ridiculous.

Charles 0. Finally over Sam
Schuman by two suits and a tie

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— This one was in the Making
f or a Jong time.
Wilt Chamberlin over the 76ers
by 11 — Won 't anyone stop
picking on that bunch of bums.

Mike Andrews over second base
by 6 errors — Here 's another
biggy you were waiting for.
Philadelphia Athletics over the
Kansas City Athl etics over the
Oakland Athletics in the game
of the centur y .
Trades Mike Andre ws to the
Philadelph ia Phillies for Alan
Banister and Mike Schmidt .
Now the Phill ies can have an

erring combination at second
and third.
Joe Namath to the New York
Mets for two usherett s and a
bag of cheese twists. The Jets

reportedly had to cut down on
their passing or the Women's

Lib groups in New York would
blacklist their games.
Transitions — The 76ers from a

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. THE BSC drinking tea m captaine d by Bob O'Breln celebrates aft er defeating Penn State
Universit y in the annual national drink down contest. O'Brien is the one with a II the hair.
(Photo by a drunk )

basketball team to a baseball

team. If you can ' t win at one
thing try another.
Baseball to Basketball — to get
. awa y fro m the 76ers .

The ferocious BSC Husky show n here In hit natura l habit. The 1
Husky was adopted for his florco courage In fighting off wild
The BSC swimmers doin g breathing exercises to strengthen thorn for tholr meet against noboaH
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bumblebees and his fierce growl as the BSC mascot.
¦Ngh. The swlmmers are trying to end ari elght year skid to the arch rival.
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( Photo by What)
(Photo by K. KHng )

Bumblings I

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By Bobo Liver
I have had it.
I'm sick of all you so called
students banging .on my door
with complaints ; getting letters
from Congressmen telling me to
ask BS College students to kwit
writing letters to them becau se
they can 't sort them from their
regular hate mail ; the arty
council telling me- my
photogorphers bother them...I
tired of it all.
It was one thing to ask

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students to help worth y causes,
but I never thought that they
would actuall y do anythingstudent activism is dead , or so I
thought...
But I' m wrong, Hose, I guess I
must leave now, and hide in that
great BS College paper in the
sky. The shame is their forever ,
no matter (tear ) where I hide.
So I KWIT— XQWESERWGT
YOU ALL.

Santa - Victim ize d
b y Society

By Mark Auditorium
Whenever the opposite sex,
grade s or college in general
gets you down, consider the
plight of our perennial hero , Old
Saint Nick.
An Interview with Santa
M and G — How are things
going at the North Pole, Mr.
Clans?
Santa — Terrible , things never

looked so bad.

M and G — Why 's that ?
Santa — For one thing , fuel
prices have been so high it's
costing me a f ortune to use my
private jet.
M and G — Couldn 't you use
your reindeers to economize ?
Santa — I use my reindeers for
short sto ps but the cost of
feeding them is ridiculous. As a
matter of fact , last Christmas
the reindeers led by Rudolf
threatened to s trike if they
didn't get more meat for supper. That damn Rudol f has been
a nuisance ever since they
wro te that song about him.
M and G — Are you still using
chimneys to gain entrance?
Santa — Hell no! Because food
cos ts so much I have been on a
diet and have lost thirty pounds.
In the past I could use my
stomach to ease my wa y down
chimneys but now it' s too
dangerous. Last Christmas I
was practicing in my chimney
at home and Ifell t o the bottom
breaking my left leg. By the
way, who will be reading this

morning and Mrs. Claus is
already gone to work.
M and G — Where does your
wife work , Santa?
Santa — She works in a mental
institution for Elves.
M and G — I' m not familiar
with that sort of instituti on,
would you explain?
Santa — as you know , the elves
are responsible for - buildin g
most of the toys. This takes
much mental endurance and
patience ' for they work an 18
hour day 350 days a year in
order to meet the lar ge demand.
After many years of this continual labor , their minds snap.
Under the cooperati on of health
of f icials my w ife has set up a
Happy Home for these poor
elves. M rs. Claus is head
superv isor and so far it has been

a success.

M and G — That' s wonderful ,
Santa. It' s good to know tha t
even Elves are taken care of in
a sincere and humane manner.
Santa — That' s no t the main
purpose of the Home, for after a
bVief stay most of the Elves go
craz ier and ~ re t urn t o t he
workshop makin g toys. The
institution is set up to make life
so miserable for die Elves that
evenutally 90 per cent return to
my home. The other 10 per cent
are sent to Siberia and mated
with strange anima ls.
M and G — Oh, er, wha t kind of

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Pipy Review

Fidd ler on the Roof !

there folks.. This reviewi. can t,
make any testimony regarding
A four-hour stan ding ovation the singing , however , since I
testified to the greatness of the seem to have spent most of that
BS Player s' presentation of time in the (pardon me)
FIDDLE R ON THE ROOF last "Ladies ' Room."
Friday and Saturday night in *
A fantastic comeback was
Hess's Auditorium .
made by a BS College graduate
Directed by vetera n BS and former part-time Public
director Bill McRlch , this Relations advisor ) in the part of
outstanding show was ac<< Golda , Tevya 's wife. Joan
claimed the greatest presen- LeFences was incomparable in
tation ever made of the script in her portrayal. She was without
the entire U.S. and abroad. The peer.
New York Times called it
Orchids to Debor ah Search
"Sparkling, " The Washington for her fantastically intricate
Post said it was "Scintillating, " choreograph y, and likewise to
Newsweek called it "Sen- Claudine Flutter for her
suous," and the Morning Mess chairing of the shop work.
said "They should have shown Anatevka will never be the
more of the girls' legs." same, Claude !
In his great est starring role
When asked to the take the
: since his first appear ance at BS show to Broadway (New York
College, Jock Splatter 's for all you know-nothin gs),
characteri zation of Tevya was director McRich was heard to
unbelieva ble. You ju st hadda be commet "Don't call us, we'll
By Susan SpRAG

call you."

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The only onions go to spoil
sport Jim Bur pkaiser , who
jumped up 6nd down in the
middle of the sta ge durin g the
"Drea m Scene ," tur ning red
and shoutin g obscenities at Jock
Splatter . It is believed that
Bur pkaiser wanted the part of
Tevya, but was told by Sirecto
McRich , "Sorry fella , you just
haven 't got the bodv for it. 7'
Once again, the BS Players
deserve congratualti on for an
unparelled perform ance on the
BS stage. Actin g, singing,
dancin g, chore ogra phy,
blocking, costumes, lighting,
direction. All was perfect. As a
result of this performance , this
reviewer is han ging up her
typewriter . Sprag will review
no more ! Since the BS Players
have reached such an obvious
night of perfection, they no
longer need critic ism!!!

The Sumpson Curs e
Bv Duane Not-So-Long

As we last left Horace and

Geraldine Sump son, they were

being menaced by an incredible

creature. It was a vanpire.
Reaching into his pocket ,
Horace yanked - out a 7'x4' lifesized glossy of Bela Lugosi. The

creature began to shudder with

terror at the poste r. Its eyes
popped out of their sockets and

the vampire stumbled about

blindly. Horace kicked it in the
place most likely to provoke a
response and the thing doubledup in pain . Sumpson pushed the
vampire ' info the toilet and
flushed it to oblivion.
At last the Sumpsons were

immigrate d to th is country .'The
curse of The Salem Witch
Trials , The Teapot Dome Oil
Scandal , The KKK , Wounded
Knee , The AEC, The Mafia , The
Black Panthers , The ^ay of

A F airy Tale

Pigs, The SDS, The IKS , Joe
McCarthy , Korea , Vietnam ,
Marth a Mit chell. Watergate

and Spiro who?

With all this left , Horace
thought it throu gh and said to
the vamp , "I'll follow you! "

Sammy the
Sardine

The walk home built up in me
a voracious appetite. I sat down
free of this terrible curse. They
and proceeded to open the
were still faced by another
sardines. To my surprise there
more serious and far-reaching
was only one sardin e in the can .
curse, however. It was the curse
Then something happ ened that
they would have to live with
made me doubt my sanity. The
ever since Rubert Sumpson
sardine sat up arid spoke to me.
'Hi , I'm Sammy, " said the
sardine. All I could mutter was, '
"Hugh?" Sammy the Sardine
got out of the can and stre tched
toys are popular among the
himself on the table. "Do you
children these days?
- know how long I was cooped up
ii _ i_ f i
Santa — Toys ! These kids don 't
ariiuie ;
in that can ?" said Sammy. To
want toys anymore . Let me
M and G — Mostly college
my astonishm ent I answered
read to you some of the stuff I
"No. " "Four month s!" shouted
students , Santa.
By Our Wild Irish Val
delivered last year : a thermos
- Sammy, "I' m sure glad you
Santa — Well tell them that if
long last we now have an exIn recent weeks, the BS
bottle filled with gin , a cap gun
they got any youngins ' at home
happen ed along. Anyone else
clusiv e interview with BNE's
College
to
100
up
News
that
shoots
mace
has
been
lacking
not to ask for Barbie dolls. Last
would have eaten me right
Dave Mason that was
in record reviews due to th e
yards , a portab le atom
year we dropped a few flying
away. "
unavailable for printing before
dearth
energy
to
of
our
uses
deflector
that
star
disc
comMy curiosity was aroused. I
over Russia and the Kremlin
/
this date.
mentator
produce high frequency exMr .
Robert
complained , saying that it was
asked Sammy a question which
"BSC's Homecoming finally
Primadonna.
plosions and a book, "How to
American propaganda. My
was hovering in the back of my
arrived
, at long last , amidst '
Cookies
to
Primadonna
Scout
Sell
Girl
has
been too
mind since he first sat up and
name's lik e mud over there
. busy lately interviewing such
much confusion concerning
Female Impersonators."
talked. "Sammy, " I said , "How
now.
BNE
. Booked Dave Mason, an
famous
thank
you
for
celebrities
M
and
G
—
Well,
as Charlie
M and G — Has the increase in
is it you can talk?" Sammy 's
your time, Santa , and good luck: Pride and Bing Cro sby to - all-around rock superstar. I
reply was instant and to the
world population made your job
asked for an interview with
'
present any articles on music of
Santa — Thanks a lot. I' m going
point. "Magic ," he said. "Well ,
more difficult?
him. Really terrific . Sarcastic
interest to BSC students . But at
to need it because they closed
if it' s magic , then I must get
Santa—Yes it has. In days gone
personality. Some comments
in
down my old headquarters
by I was able to get home in
three w ishes for lett ing you go.
^"
"
^
^^^ EMPT^ PACE
about homecoming queens. Bus
America.
"That' s the way it always
mid-morning and spend some
I This was an empty space
ride was perfect.
M and G — Where was that?
happ
ens in fairy ' tales , " I
time with my adventurous wife.
Went to Snack Bar in Union:
Santa — The Watergate Hote l. fend we had nothing to fill it, so
re
plied.
Now I don't get home until late
"Of course ," said
fiere it is, folk s. Empty space.
Lady gave us a coke. Is this all
Sammy, "Name your wishes."
college students drink?.
"First of all," I said, "I want
Concert superterrific. Crowd
steak
dinners served every
had contact high. Comedian
night in the Commons , not to
before the act , a friend of Dave
menti on an unlimited amoun t of
's, provided a few laughs .
Mason
Bobo Liver
.
beer supplied to every table ,
Mason 's band played superbly
.
Editor and Chef
plus topless wa it resses at the
and
audience enjoyed.
Oor
Wild
Irish
Val
Roses and Onions Editor
Nook ." "It shall come to pass ,"
Bill Simpleton
Met Dave at a party after the
said Sammy.
Jock Editor
show
.
pleasant
guy
Ver
y
;
Mangier
News
"Sec ondly ," said I, "I want
^t^S
S ^t
....Klara
Klndheart
seemed to like to mingle with
twenty -four hour visitation and
a«* Editor
people . Took off for Cincinn ati
Whit White (Wham
: . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. ! . . .
S^ ksand Shoes Editor .
wa t er beds supplied for ever y
at
3 a.m., much to the party 's
RAG
,
sa
s
•eY ; " 2 ! ,'! S
room ." "It shall come to pass,"
seni or Bitch... v ..... r.
dismay. BSC will not forget
...St. Joi gJi of Lebanon
, ..•
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Plagerism Editor..
said Sammy.
such a magnificent concert ."
Franka "Gimme " Mora
.....<........
Man with the Money
"Thirdly, " ( here I stopped
In
appreciation
for
his
,.»
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•
Advertisin g Mangier
and thought for a bit) I said , "A
-^
fi
diligent efforts to produce thirty
..the
VanS
Peltf
Belch
•••••
••
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lifetime
In Circula tion ...
supply of aphrodisiacs
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inches of copy, and other enrloffy
•
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to ever yone on campus. " "It
Warden
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tertainments he has pr ovided ,
shall come t o p ass , " said
Photo gs : I Wanna Ber ger , Dan Mess (destro yer of a thousand ceilings ), Becky of Sunnybrook
Troy
the BS College News w6uld like
Sammy . After I used up my
Jones , Suzi NOt-so-White , Herb Barbert , Buzz Blxler , Debbie Schnitzel, Howdy Doody Leahy ,
'
to present its Staff Member
three wishes I grapp ed a fork .
'
Ronahue, Matt Tydor-bowl , Well, Donna?
,
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Eric
Award for 1973 to our illustrio us
and popp ed Sammy into my
General Idiots : Wart y Menhold , Duane Not-So-Lon g, Debbie Bullone y, Harvey K. McBan ger,
record
reviewer , Robert - mouth . I never
Linda
Somemor e, Lorna Doone, Scott Wham-Bam , Sandra Malla rd Duck , Sue Stigmatism ,
did finish my
¦
Primadonna!!
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lunch.
. - ^ov ghermore Maric Rexord ^^

Record Review

Primadonna Wins
Staff Member Award

BS College News

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By Buck Funnel
It all started one sunny afternoon in Coplay , Pa. I had just
stopped in at the local grocery
store to get a little lunch
together. Something in the back
of my mind told me to buy
sardines and chips. I bout a can
of sardin es and a Hershey Bar. I
wasn 't hungry for chips.

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Retrenchment Strikes State Colleges
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By Bobo-Liver
and Susan SpRAG
An announcement took the BS
College by surprise as Governor
Shapp this morning told
newsmen that "retrenchment
off all first and second year
members of the State College
•Commun ity will occur immediately. He was further
heard to comment , "they can go
sell their apple 's now for all I
car p"

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"The retrenchment includes
all BS College commun ity
members , baring none", stated
BS College publicity man Bold
Face Breaker.
McCowlick Stunned
BS Colleges newly appointed
Prez James McCowlick was
seen wandering around campus
later this morning utterin g, "I
never thought they meant me I
never thought they meant
me...." .
Picketts ' Charge Halted *
There was consterna tion in
the office of the Vice-Pre z for
Academic Affairs as a halt was
made in the famous Picketts '
Charge . OhioS. Pickett took the
news like a trou per. "I don 't
know what I' m going to do for
sure....maybe I'll join my
cousin Wilson 's band ".
Jerry Griff , Vice Prez of

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for running the state gover n
ment next year — we'll cut
them back so much tha t they
will have to use the electricians
restrooms!" *
Libbers to Fight
Judy Counsel , head of the BSC
Affermative Action group, told
this reporter that her office will
initiate a suit in Federal Court
to protest the States ' actions ,
stating , "If this retrenchment is
carried out , seven percent more
women t han men wuTh a ve t o
leave
tne
collegediscriminatory in the least of
minds". We later learne d that
the Gov's office had added an
amendment to the retrenchment announcement stating
that all trouble-m aking affermative action officers will be
dismissed no matter how long
they have been employed.
Huskies lose Duo
The Department of Phy Ed
will lose at least ive members ,
includ ing round ballm an Chuck
Copister . Sorry Charlie.. .
More reduc t ions
College commun ity members
are not the only ones affecte d by
the states new policy—a s word
has j ust r eached us stat ing th at
t he new un ion building will be
torn down under the policy .
Kehr-ces

Studen t Life who is now in the
middle of his second year at BS
College, was heard by these
reporters
to say, in a
philosophical voice, "How they
gonna keep me down on the
farm now that I' ve seen BS
College?"
Shocking News
As in most cases, this isn't
just a case of the large guys
getting hurt — the brunt of the
attack is aimed at the little
guys. Both the freshmen and
sophomore classes are to be
handed a personalized yellow
slip in a brown paper bag by
Pennsylvania Pitt , Head of the
Pa. Department of alleged
Education.
"This is just another case of
the student being screwed" ,
stated Steve Andre jerk , Prez of
the College Budget Allotment
Committee. "Althou gh I feel the
studen ts are being screwed ,
they better not come before
CGAC asking . for more
money!" , stated Andrejerk.
But bobo liver , not to be confused with this reporter Bobo
Liver , was heard to sta t e a
different point of view - "I hope
those bums down in Tightw a dsbur g come ask i ng t he
CBAC for an increased bud get

Rear Sacrif ice Rare
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By Duane Not-So Long
An even t occurred dur ing the
produc ti on of "B ecket" which
deserves the attention of all
those who witnessed the performan ce . The event concerned
one of the cast who played in a
minor role. I am referr ing to
P eter A modio , who p layed
Pr ince Henry the III.
It seems that Mr. Amodio was
suf f er ing f rom a "split-rectu m"
as a resu lt of injuries sustained
prior t o taki ng part in the
production . His conditi on was
w orsened by his partici pation in
the play. This may be evident to
those of you who witnessed the
f i ne p erf ormance which he
gave , in which he was continu ally being kicked-in , or
thrown on his buttocks.
Why , you may ask , am I
br inging up this incident? It is
because throu ghout the histor y
of drama , there have been great
sacri f ices made on the part of
actors. For example David
of "The
Janssen , star
and
"O'Ha
ra , U.S.
F ug i tive ,"
for
several
Treasur y, " worked
years with a bad back. Sammy
Davis Jr., and Peter Falk have
acted brilliantly with the sight
of only one eye.

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It is nd matter of smau
importance , t herefore , that we
Siave in our midst , a person who
doesn 't mind makin g sacrifices .
Had Dun can H ines , who
rev iewed t he p la y f or the
Mornin g Mess, known of th is,
bold act , he might have included it in his review. Of
course Duncan has made
sacr ifices too. How do you thin k
he lost his hair ?

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99 9/10 A-OK

Evaluations Processed

By Klara Kindheart
Wi th the exception of a f ew
yo-yo's, BSC pro f essors came
through with fl y ing colors, as
the recent results of the studentf acul t y evaluation
forms
showed 99 and nine tenths per
cent of the i nstructors receiving
A+' s.
Noted except ions were in the
phy sical educat ion department
where certain students tended
to be biased against the personal habits of one who was
t o be "too physical" —
rece i ve a blank check to be used claimed
By Barb Wizen checzlts
he
qracked
his knuckles .
of
an d
- towards the p urchase will,
The
evaluation
results took so
uniforms. Any extra monies
Peg O'My Heart Moran
long
to
here
because they
get
go towards the u pkeep of the ,
The motion to recruit more
had
to
be
s
ent
to
a
s
pecialist in a
Elwell Hall Hobo J uicer y . This mysterious. unknown
men for the BSC campus was
country
motion was passed by acde f eated again in this
where
the
validity
of
the
test
clamation with a rousing "Yea !
semester 's CG A meeting. This
was
determined
by
exYea ! Yea!I'
idea was pro posed by Mar y
cruciat
ing
techniques
.
(There
BNE Scheduled For
Beth Leech , renowned female
have been rumors that a
Homecoming
cam pus lead er. President
committee
was designated on
The next topic for discussion
member
of
Andre jer k ,
cam
pus
for
this very purpo se
was Big Name Entertainment.
Demigods Of Chauvinism , took
but
it
was
proven
false when the
Vice President B. N. E, James ,
gavel in hand and led his
student
representatives
of said
in keeping with tradition , anbrothers in the chant "No ! No!
committee
were
found
not to
nounced the signing of Larry
No!"
pviat ^
Ferrari and his protegees The
Hobo Rand Gran ted Funds
P roblems
Coal
Diggers who will perform
The next item on the agenda
Scores
and
scores of many
their big hit "I Want To Make
was the allocation of funds to
other
problems
also caused a
You Mine ," at the Friday night
the Elwell Ha ll Hobo Band.
delay
.
After
a
secret protest
Homecoming Concert.
"Bned-over -backw a rds " Benheld
by
conser
vati
ve faculty
Treasury Re port
...
der motioned that they
members objecting quietl y to

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CGA Holds Meeting

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the what they termed "ob-

scene " questions, a pile of
alread y completed f orms was
burned in eff igy in the basement
of one said member thought to
be f or the f orms but in real ity
was a spy for the other side.
H owever , they wer e discovered

by the trusty BSC security force
in t ime to save the best half of
the evaluations , the results of
which gave most of the in-

structors good grades.

Of course the other half of the
forms had to be filled out all

over again to the chagrin of
certain students who believed it
irrelevant
whether
the
professor knew what he was

doing or not. These choice
"thinking students ," as they
called themselves , proceeded to
write "Ridiculous!" all over
their particular evaluation
forms , causing the poor computer to read them differently
for 2,584 times in a row.
•Finally the forms were
processe d, and here are the
results ? however , not without
controvers y. It has been
claimed tha t the forms must be
screwed
up
somewhere ,
cause everyone knows th at all
the prof essors at BSC ar e
Perfect !