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EDITORIAL

Being a senior and only have ten days of classes and final
exams prior to Commencem ent may provide a person with a
euphoric feeling of "Hot damn , it' s almos t over!" But , being as
realistic as possible and knowing full well how "easy " life can
be at college, shades of apprehension and sadness lurk in the
corner of one's mind.
Caught up in the fast pace of the end of a semester and the
beginning of the Christmas season , I find myself remember ing
the past three years I' ve spen t at BSC.
I can remember , as a freshman and sophomore , life was
* "cake. " No major probl ems causing ulcers or sleepless nigh ts.
Then , as a junior and finally a senior , a day no longer held 24
hours in it. Just as one project was almost finished , two more
popped up; and time for playing cards , or shooting a game of
pool, or just B.S.'ing with friends was seldom available .
Problems abounded and sometimes answers were difficult to
find. That' s when fri ends , profs and adminis trators earned
thei r pay. To mention all would be to repr oduce the college
catalog , a list of many college students , and the Pilot. However ,
some must be publicly thanked. The question is where do I
begin.
To the professors and staff of the School of Business -- thank
you for filling the void between times when I wasn 't working on
the Maroon & Gold . I' ve learned alot just from personal conversations , and sometimes I think I learne d more than from
those thick books we were req uired to read.
To Dr. W. B. Lee for being a friend first and second a
professor. Good luck on your book.
To Mr. Ken Hoffman for picking up the M&G staff with a "well
done" when we've done a good job and for his constructive
criticism necessary at times to pr oduce an even better
newspaper .
To those who came before me and taught me something abou t
putting a rag to bed . I've truly enjoyed the experi ences shared
with past editors and staffs.
To the people at the Morning Press and Berwick Enterprise
for showing the M&G staff the tricks of the trade. And for
putting up with an "all thumbs " work crew when operating their
equipment.
To my editors and staff this semester. You'v.e worke d har d
even when it seemed no one cared about the paper or when
mistakes were the first items to be pointed out. Praise seems to
come only when you "get away with something ," not by doing
something right.
And thanks to Barb Wanchisen for taking over the job of
editor. Along with my thanks go best wishes and lots of luck. If
you receive just one-half the cooperation from the college
community that I received , you'll be in good shape .
Have a joyous holiday season and a prosperous new year.
Frank Lorah

Board to Decide

Fee Remis sionPoIicy
Nixed by CGA
By Frank Lorah

In a marathon 2 xh hour CGA
meetin g, College Counc il shot down a motion , 8-13-1 ,
p ro p osi n g endorsemen t o f
Bloomsburg Stat e College
faculty and staff dependents
remission of tuit ion fees. This
proposal will be brou ght before
the BSC Board of Trustees
IS
dur ing their January
ng.
meeti
Mr. A.J. McDonnell , APSCUF representative , provid ed
i nforma ti on as t o what
remission of tu ition fees would
cost , number of dependents
currentl y eligible and an
est imated num ber if all f aculty
and st af f dependents would
enroll in such a program.
Discussion the n followed ,
requirin g an extension to the
normal 15 minute debat e
per iod .
Several ma jor points were
brou ght out durin g discussion :

1) out of an estimated 200-some

employee dependen ts , only 20
are

currently

eligible ; 2)

employee 's dependents whose

tuition had been remitted could
be "bum ped" from a class if a
Wont, on p it. 3)

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Located on the first floor of Navy Hall , the Curriculum Materials Center provides research aids in
helping students develop teaching strategies . Seated at desk is Leeann Cole, student representative to the Special Ed Studen t Information Network (SESIN). (Photo by Germain )

Curricu lum Center p lay s
major role in education
by Ann Dris coll

The Curriculum Materials
Center in Navy Hall plays a
major role in the practical
teachin g
application
of
methods for the teacher
educational program at BSC.
This center , developed by
Ted Shanoski , Associate
Professor of History and
Curriculum
Specialist , is
especially helpful to students in
Professional Studies because it
provides the latest publications
on developing lesson plans and
new teaching programs. Inservice teachers are also encouraged to use the center for a
supply of new methods for
existing programs.
Students can find resources
and current materials in fields
such as math education , social
studies , special education ,
science , and language arts. In
addition , the Curriculum
Materials Center contains
jo urnals , tapes and films and

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frank Lor ah, Editor-in-Chief

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F«atur« Editor

Barb Wanchisen

Business Manager

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Peggy Moran

Production Manager

Aark Mullen 1

Valary O'Connall

Advertising Manager

Ouane Long M

Sport * Editor

BIH SIpler

Photo Editor

Dan Maresh

Copy Editor

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¦ Oruskiewlci, Regina Rellly, Joo Sylvaitar, Craig winters, Dala Myar», Karon
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I Sandra Mlllard. Cathy Holllday, Patty Dlckorton

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Tha MAO offices are located on the second floo r of Kehr Union. The phone
number Is Mf-3101. All copy and advertising should be submitted by « p.m. on
Sunday nights for Thursda y's edition. News relea ses must be typed, doublespaced and with a W-charactar line.
the MAO Is governed by the Editorial Board , with final responsibility for all
material resting with the Bdltor-ln-Chl»f , as stated in the Joint Statement on
Rights, Preedoms and Responsibilities of Students of Bloomsburg State College.
The MAO reserves the rlghtto edit all letters and eopy submitted . A maximum
of 400 words will be placed on all letters fo the Edlfor , with an allowanc e for
special exceptions. All letters must be signed and have a telephone number and
address. Names will be withheld upon request.
NOTls The opinions voiced In the columns , feature articles and editorials of the
MAO are not necessarily shared by the entire staff.

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records that would aid the
students
in Professional
Studies in researching and
developing teaching strategy.
App ncc
Munuaa
1 Roya l headpiece
8 Elaborate meal
13 Hot
14 What Ringo became
16 French farewel l
17 Infieider Al len
18 Born
19 Devour
21 Speaks with
Impediment
22 A pound
24 The bag: Fr.
26 The Sooner State
(abbr . )
27 Perseveres
29 Hiss Bernhard t
31 Chilly
32 Choose

34
fit
36 Comedy team

40 One who helps to
adjust
41 Epoc h
42 Unclose (poet.)
43 IRS employee : var.
45 Notions
49 Publisher of
crosswo rds

The center is open five days a
week , Monday throu gh Friday ,
from 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., and
in the evenings from 7:00 p.m .
to 9:00 p.m.

51 Quarrel ,
- 3 nj iUn t MwW j
had 1t
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54 City In Utah
56 "Odd Couple "
creator
58 Black bird
59 "
don 't
damn "
61 Refine
63 Batting order
64 Und1m1n1she d
65 One who makes eyes
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66 Pantywaists
DOWN
1 Head : Sp.
2 Willows

3 Postman ' s beat
(abbr. )
4
5
6
7

Trieste measure
Pertaining to birth
Hams 1t up
Shakespearean
tragedy
8 Laundry detergent
9 Donkey: Ger .
10 Anatomical prefix

11 Ancient language
12 Early a f rcra ft
13 Group of judges
15 Carpentry special 1st
20 Legendary kidnaper
23 Make amends for
25 Hiding place
?8 Physically exhauste d
30 Nymph of the Moslem
paradi se
33 Turkic tribesman
35 Hebrew letter
36 Gurj un balsam , e.g.
37 Broken-up chord
38 Submissive
39 Connection
44 Italian resort
cit y

46 Arthropodal appendage
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60
62

Fills with wonder
Mended
Even par (Br .)
Bright stars
New : Ger .
Pen points
Month (abbr.)
Chou En——

Remission Policy

(From pg: 2)
regular student wanted to
enroll in a class but it was listed
as "full ;" 3) remission would
apply only to tuition - housing,
lab fees , etc. would still be paid
to the College ; and 4)
presently, six other stateowned colleges and Indiana
University provide this fringe
benefit to full-time employees.
The full-time stipulation
would exclude any student
currently employed at BSC
from being eligible for tuitionfree education. At the same
time, this benefit would only be
granted to dependents, not to
faculty or staff members.
Other major items discussed

The Women's Choral Ensemble gave a series of Christmas concerts in the Kehr Union last
Thursday. Good choice of music along with clear singing voices made them a success. (Photo by
Paglialunga ) —

Speech dep't

changes name

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"The Sixth East (Raiders ) Carolers hit a familiar Christma s note
in Elwell Hall , and everywhere else on campus , ( photo by Lorah )

Who's Got The Floor ?
By Mark Mullen
Some people, throughout the
cam pus , refer to Elwell Hall as
"The Zoo" . I n some re spect s
they may be right. Elwell is a
bis building filled to the gunwhales with male students • and
you know how they can be!
Bu t t here are some res iden t s
of Elwell that would prefer to
be cal led some t hing other t han
animals. Such is the case of the
people of the east wing of the
sixth floor.
"Sixth East" , as t hey call
themselves , believe that it is
possi ble f or y oung men t o live
together as a mature cooperatin g unit. And they 're no t
doing too badly at proving
just lhat.
It all started very early in the
semes t er , when some of th e
ve t erans of the w ing decided to
p ull t h ings to ge t her as qu ickl y
as possible. Almost without
an y p remed i tat ion , things
started happening, so that by
a bou t t he th ird week mos t of
t he men on t he f loor were a t
least com f or t a ble wit h each
ot her , if not friends .
Doors were kep t open ,
belongin gs lent and borrowed
card games or ganized and
nicknames made-u p. By the
end of the f irs t month , pract i call y ever y bod y knew
ever y body.
This is not extremely extraordinar y as it stands . But
the par ticulars of the circumstanc es of the socialization of sixth east are at
least interestin g if not note.W

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As usual , the RA' s (Bill
Glavich and Joe La nciano ) ,
both new to the wing, made
ever y effort possible to become
familia r and ava ilable to the

in Elwell Hall

residents , especially the freshmen . Also, as usual , many
students avoided the RA 's
because of their authority...
especially the freshmen.
But the change came when
several of the freshmen ran
into some problems (again as
usual ). What happened at this
point is, I believe , un ique .
Severa l of th e upp erclassmen
on the wins began to help the
freshmen with their difficulties
as best as they could. And at
t he same t ime , these upperclassmen formed a link of
communication with the RA' s.
This was done for two conscious reasons. The fi rs t, because the RA' s were (an d are )
on the floor for the specific
purpose of helping students
solve their problems , and if
the RA' s don 't know the problems , they can 't help. Thus
the y were informed.
Secondly , the RA' s are bet t er
eq u ipp ed to handle these
problems than the average
upperclassman • thus a better
solution to the student' s
problem is possible..
Th is both helped the freshmen know the upperclassmen
and t he freshmen to know the
RA' s. Both of which are impor t ant.
Now the floor is a close-knit
group, exclu d ing onl y those
who choose to exclude themselves because of i ntroversion
or friends elsewhere on campus. The bulk of the grou p hav e
become so close that they ' ve
Siven themselves a group name
J e, "The Sixth EasfRaWers ",
But thir most significant
accomplishment to dale is the
formation of the "Sixth East
(Raiders ) Carolers " . With the
accompaniment of a trumpet

By Karen Stork
The BSC speech department
is pleased to announce a change
of
nomenclature
from
Department of Speech to the
Department of Speech Communication and Theatre Arts.
The department staff voted
unanimously in favor of the
name change. Administrative
approval has been secured to
make the new title official as of
the spring semester.
The rationale for changing
the department's title is
outlined by Department
chairman Melville Hopkins as
"keeping in step with national
and state trends."
"The Pennsylvania Speech
Association has designated the
Speech C o m m u n i c a t i o n
Association of Pennsylvania as
its new title. Several Pennsylvania state college speech
departments already reflect
this trend. " Both Clarion and
West Chester have changed
their departmental names.
"The most significant reason
for the chan ge" according to
Hopkins can be found in the
department' s two fold offering,
of Public Address and Theatre.
"Public Address " includes
forensic co-curricular
activities , wh ile Theatre encompasses a 12-month pro gram
of six major plays and several
work shops and one act plays.

and an accord ion , the y' ve been

walking throu gh the campus
sin ging Christmas carols (see
photo above ). Some people
cla p and cheer , and some even
throw coins. Bu t t he grea t est
compliment that they 've go tten
so far is a hand-made Christmas card f rom the girls of the
sixth floor of Columbia Hall ,
sa y in g t hanks and t o come
again. The car d was well
recieved and greatl y apprecia ted , and now hangs on
t he bulletin board on the wing
The floor has other grou ps as
well. All are enthus iastic (and
not too bad either ) at and about
what they do , especiall y when
they 're at home on the wing. So
bigger and better things can be
expected from sixth east -J ust
ask Tom , or Gregg , or Carl , or
Garr y, or Rob , or Mark , or Don
or Mike , or Joe , or Byron , or
Barr y , or Frank , or Matt ,
Or • 11 ¦
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Other major items presented
before Council were a new CGA
Vehicle Policy, CAS membership drive contract , the
Faculty
Newsletter , and
changes in the athletic
schedules.
New CGA vehicle policy calls
for an increase in mileage fees
from 10 cents per mill to 12
cents for funded organizations
and the Student Union Program
Board, and 14 cents per mile tor
non-funded organizations. An
example of non-funded would
be students using a vehicle for a
field trip. In addition, reservation requests will now be
"firm " if submitted 14 days
prior to the date of use.
Organizations requesting use
of a CGA vehicle should read

1975-76
calendar
app roved
by Kim McNally

Calendar
College
The
Committee has submitted its
proposed Academic Calendar
th e 1975-76 school
for
year....again.
The committee , headed by
Dr. Stephen Beck , began its
work to develop next year 's
calendar in April , and submitted a proposal in May to the
Admin istration . It suggested
startin g the year before Labor
day, which drew protest s from
var ious mem bers of t he college
commun ity.
This fall the calendar comm it t ee met to design a schedule
tha t would satisfy and be accep ted by a ma jori t y of t he
After
college population.
d i s c u s s i ng c a l e n d a r
suggest ions , and hearin g
re p resentatives of st udent ,
faculty and administrat ive
grou p s, Dr. Pickett subm itted
the following calendar which
has been a pp roved.
WS-7 *
Summtr Stsslon
Juna 2 through Friday, August 22
Commoncamantt Thursday, August 21
Samatter I
Reolstratlon
Class ** Bagln
Special Saturday
Thanksgiving Racau
Final exam Period
Exam Parlod Inds
Commancemant

Saptamba r 2
Stptambe r 3
Saptambar *
Novam bar 24
Daeambar II
Daeambar 20
Daeambar 21

Samaitarll
Raglstratlon
Claiiat Bagln
Spring Racan
¦utar Racais
Final Ixam Parlo d
Final Ixams Ind
Commancamant

January 12
January u
March 4
April is
May JO
May is
May la

this new policy for the lates
information.
Copies are
available at the Student Life
Office, Information Desk, and
Student Life Accountant's
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office.
Also v proposed and passed
was a motion to have a CAS
membership drive card sent
along with your College fees
card for the 1975-76 year.
Application for CAS membership and payment of fees
would then be a simple matter
of checking an appropriate
space, adding the additional
dollar fee to your check and
returning everything to the
College for distribution to the
correct office. Authorization was granted
for Mr. Ken Hoffman , Director
of Publications, to use the new
compugraphic typesetting
machine purchased by the
Maroon & Gold News , for
production of the Faculty
Newsletter. Expenses for
paper and student labor hours
would be paid for out of the
Newsletter budget and not from
CGA funds.
Athletic schedule changes
challenged
Council also passed a motion
19-3-1 accepting changes to the
athletic schedule with the
exception of the Men's Swim
team meet in West Virginia and
the Women's Swim team meet
with SUNY at Binghamton ,
N.Y., scheduled for today .
These two meets were not included in the Spring Budget
requests, nor approved prior to
the meeting Monday evening.
Ramifications of this decision
were considered. Some being
NAIA and NCAA disapproval,
the legal question of possible
"breach of contract ," and a
future possibility of teams
being considered ineligible for
post-secondary championship
playoffs and tournaments.
(con f. on po. 16)

Part of the controversy involved in finalizing the
calendar proposal centered
around the possibility of having
a 15 week semester (14 weeks of
classes , with one week of final
This suggestion of a 15 week

semest er was re j ect ed due t o a
comm i t t ee consensus that the

shortene d term placed addit ional p ressure on t he
students and faculty.
The recent proposal (above )
allots the usual 16 weeks , and
also resolves any disagreemen t
a bout the pre-Labor Day
registration date.
Dr. Dayton Pickett , Vice
P residen t f or
A cademic
Affairs , stated that the 16 week
calendar was " a pp roved

because

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concern

for

academ ic excellence. "
O ne new feature of the
suggested calendar is the
"Special Saturday. " Accor d i ng to the pro posal , September
6 would be designated as a class
day, when regularly scheduled
Thursda y classes would meet.
This Saturda y is designed to
"make-u p" for a Thursday
which is scheduled as vacation .
In other words , "Special
Saturday " will allow Thursda y
classes to meet for the
regulated number of hours (or

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Dece m ber 13,1974

Higher fo od pr ices
but sa me room f ee
By Valery O'Connell

Students can expect a rise in
food prices next semester but
housing fees will remain the
same.
The results of the recent rebid of BSC's food service
contract have been announced i
by Paul Martin , Assistant Vice
President for Administration. t
The price tag for the spring
semester will be $216 for a 20meal plan and $202.50 for a 15meal plan.
"We will bill every student in
the dorms a uniform price for
the 20-meal plan ," stated
Martin. But a note will be inserted into the billing , in-/
structing the student to "cross
off" the amount printed on his
billing card and insert the plan
he wants. Thus the student will
have the option to decide over
the Christmas holidays which
plan he prefers .
The 15-meal plan entails
Monday through Friday dining.
It offers three meals per day on
those days only. A student who
never eats breakfast , but does
dine at the Commons on
weekends, is not eligible for
this plan . According to a study
conducted at other state
colleges, approximately 10 per
cent of students with meal
tickets chose this option. 1
The Summer Session prices
will be $17 per week for the 20meal plan and $15.50 per week
for 15- meals.
Room charges the s*ame

A dance skit breaks up the entertainment at the Fashion Show last Saturday presen ted by the
Third World Culture Society. (Photo by Slade )

Seniors ineli gible for on-camp us
housin g in fa ll ; tri ples reduced ?
The housing situation at BSC
is a "game of predictions,"
according to John H. Abell,
Director of Housing.
Students accumulating 59 or
more credits at the end of this
semester will be excluded from
the lottery in the spring. This is
"an attempt to accomodate all
new freshmen and transfers
who desire on-campus housing
and to reduce the number of
. triples to more acceptable
levels," he stated.
The number of students
entering the residence halls
this past September was 220
more than last year.
To
adequately place the incoming
students, the Housing Office ,
was forced to triple many
freshmen and transfers. The
number of triples reached 325,
approximately 100 more than
anticipated.
"Housing, " reported Mr.
Abell , "being in a constant
state of flux , is a complex
problem entailing the changing
economy and enrollment. "
Bloomsburg's housing policy
states that all freshmen excluding commuters, receive oncampus housing. A new policy

had to be enacted to ensure
residence hall space for incoming students due to the
regulation for housing and the
limited room furnishings
available.
After consulting
Resident Advisors and groups
of students, Robert Norton,
(Dean of Student Life ,) Mr.
Abell, and the Resident Deans
worked out the 59 credit policy.
Seniors will not be eligible for
residence on campus this in
Septem ber.
Factors which
have influenced this decision
are that the seniors have had
the experience of dorm living
and many feel the need for a
change of pace.
This is
evidenced by the number of
upperclassmen living off
campus.
The amount of off-campus
housing availabl e in Bloom sburg may cause problems
which the Housing Office is
ready to deal with . Mr. Abell
explained that "resident
students not eligible to participate in the lottery will have
an opportunity to place their
names on a waiting list on file
in the Housing Office. "
circumstances
"Should
permit ," the Director of

Debating women
Two BSC coeds entered a
Novice Debate Tournam en t in
Maryland before Thank sgiving
break , ranking eighteenth
place out of 50
Betsy Dunnenberger and
Denise Kennedy participated in
the Prince George 's Communit y College tournament in
Largo, Maryland.

Fifty
nov i ce
teams ,
re presenting 20 colleges and
uni vers it ies , attended the
tournamen t.
The over all
w inner was the Uni versity of

Maryland.
A Novice Debater is a st udent
who has not ent ered more than
three debate tournaments in

high school and-or college.
Accompanying the students
was debate coach Harr y Strine ,
who stated he was "quite
pleased with the excellent
potent ial displayed by this
novice team. "
In one round Denise accumulated 27 out of a possible

30 points , while Betsy followed

closely behind with 25.

They w ere also accom pani ed
by Mr. McClary, a graduat e
assistant who video-taped work
sessions and an exhibition by
the Princeton Debaters. This
group will be on campus tonight
in t he Kehr Multip urpose
R oom. The t api ng will be used
as a demons t rat i on f or
members of t he Forens i cs
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Housing continued , "I w ill
consult the waiting list for
filling any vacancies that may
occur in the residence halls
during the fall semester. " Mr.
Abell stressed that the Housing
Office will assist any student in
securing off-campus housing.
Upon completion of the new
residence hall ,the problem of
tripling may be. eliminated ,
allowing reconsideration of
housing for senior students.
The new dorm , while still in the
planning stage , will house
approximately 250 students.
More statistics will be
available in the future.
Interested students are encouraged to contact the
Housing Office if questions or
comments arise. Mr. Abell and
the housing staff will "gladly
discuss the new policy with any
interested students in greater
detail at any time."
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Administration.
A resolution was adopted by
the State College and
University Directors (SCUD)
Board on November 21, which
called for an increase in room
and board fees "as early as
January of 1975, but no later
than the opening of the fall
semester next year."
In the eyes of Dr. McCormick , an immediate raise
would be unfair to students.
They are currently under the
impression that room fees will
remain the same and need at
least six months advance
notice.
The basic charge for the
academic year beginning .
September, 1975, will be $468, or
$234 a semester. The 1974
summer session fee will remain
at the current rate of 12 per
week.
Attention
Any organization desiring to
have their picture in the '75
Obiter should get in contact
with this office no later than
Dec. 20. Letters can be mailed
in care of the '75 Obiter or
appointments can be made by
calling 389-2902.
Attention
Senior pictures will be taken
Jan. 13-17 in the Coffee House of
the Student Union. Special
arrangements have been made
for Student Teachers on
Monday, the 13th. Sign-up
sheets will be posted at the
information desk area .

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65 evening undergraduate
credit courses offered for
next semester
Sixty-five evening division undergraduate courses will be offered for
the second semester of the 1974-75 college year at Bloomsbur g State
College, according to Richard L. Wolfe, Dean of Extended Pro grams.
This program permits the enrollment of regular credit cour ses
without the more formal procedure of gaining admission to the college
as a matriculated student in a progr am relating to a degree. All
courses offered in the evening division are on a college level and ar e
for credit. Although students enrolled in this program are not working
on a degree at this time , the credits earned may be accepted at some
later date for individuals approved for admission as regular degree
students by the Admissions Office of the college. The program emphasizes the concept that learning is a life-long process , provides
opportunities for individuals who are pursuing objectives , to review
certain skills, or enhance self improvement.
Evening undergraduate credit cours es to be offered are (department and number of courses ): Art (3) , Biology (7) , Business (9) ,
Chemistry (1) , Economics (2) , Educational Studies and Services (3) ,
English (6) , Geograph y (2), Earth and Space Science (2) , Health and
Physical Education (2) , History (6) , Music (1) , Nursing (l) ,
Philosophy (1) , Political Science (4) , Psychology (5) , Sociology and
Anthropology (7) and Speech (3) .
All the courses are for the three credi t hours , conduc ted on
designated nigh ts, Monday through Thursday, from 6:30 p.m. to 9:00
p.m. The above courses are available to high school gradu ates.
Registration for these classes will be held Wednesday, January 8, 1975
from 1:30 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. in the Benjamin Franklin building. Preregistration in these courses is necessary for acceptance. Classes will
begin on Tuesday eveniing, January 14. Continuing education nondegree students who were enrolled during the 1974 Fall Semester , will
be pre-registered by mail.
Non-degree brochures and applications may be obtained by writing
t he School of Extended P rogram s, Bloomsb urg St ate College,
Bloomsburg , Pennsylvania. Additiona l information can be obtained
by contacting the Office of Extended Pro grams , telephone 389-3300.

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Ceramic Sale

A Student Ceramic Sale,
featuring works of Ceramic Art
and functional ware , will be
held Thursday, Friday from
9.: 00 to 10, and Saturday from
9:00 to 5:00 , ifi the President' s
Lounge of Kehr
No Holiday Lights
Due to the continu ing need to
conserve ener gy, electrically
lighted ornaments are not to be
used to decorate Christmas
trees or wor k areas during the
holiday season . This restriction ap plies to all Commonwealth owned and leased
properties.
Student Teache r 's TB Test
Notice for all student
teachers and assistant teachers
who will be participating in
programs taking them into the
public school systems in the
state of Pennsylvania. It is
mandator y by law that you
have TB clearance ; hence , the
TB unit will be located on
campus at the east end of
Centennia l Gym on Mon day ,
December 16 from 9:30 a.m. to
12:00 noon and from 1:00 p.m.
to 5:00 p.m.. A nominal fee of
$1.50 will be char ged to defray
the cost of the chest X-ra y.

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on these dates.

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Registration
for Spring
student teachers will be held on
Monday, January 13, 1975 at
Cenntenniual
Gymnasium ,
between 8:30 and 9:00 a.m. At
10:00 a.m., a general orientation
meeting
for
all
elementary student teachers
will be held in Kuster
Auditorium of Hartline Science
Center.

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Civil Service summer employment is available for many
college students.
The filing
deadline for the exam is
January 17. Students interested in a job in government
following graduation will find
this experience useful and
worthwhile.
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in Chicag o yesterd ay. " (Phot o by Berger )

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Employees
A Christmas Party was held
on Sunday, December 8, in
recognition of noninstructional
emDlovees at BSC.
Three
retirees and seven employees
with twenty or more years of
service were honored.
Entertainment was provided
by the Women 's Choral
Ensem ble. Certificates were
presented to these employees
with twenty or mor e years of
service: Robert Drake , Mary
Haggerty,
Paul
Martin ,
Maynard Brown , Raehael
Drake , William Hartzell , and
Harry Smith .
Gifts were
pres ented to the retirees :
Roland Bittenbender , Kathleen
Harter and Eldora Stephens .
Alpha Phi Gamma
Alph Phi Gamma , honorary
journalism
fra ternity,
welcomes its new members :
Mary
DeFelippis , Linda
Livermore , Duane
Long
(sergeant-at-arms for 1975-76) ,
Kimberly McNally (President
for 1975-76) , Sandra Millard ,
Peggy Moran (SecretaryTreasurer for 75-76) , Karen
Stork (Vice-President for 75-76 )
and Eric Yamoah . Presen t
officers are : Marty Wenhol d,
President ; Frank Lora h, Vicepresiden t; Kathy Joseph ,
Secretary-tr easurer ; and Bob
O'Brien , sergeant at arms.

Resident students who are
not plannin g to return to the
residence halls in Ja nuar y are
advised to contact the Director
of Housing (Rooml4 , Ben
Franklion ) for the purpose of
terminatin g their 1974-75
Residence Hall Room Con¦
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Christmas Mass will be
celebrated December 14, in
Haas Auditorium at Midni ght.
Music begins at 11:15.
O ur MISTAKES

In Monda y 's special edition
of the M&G , the articl e entitle d
"Man and Nature Club sponsors trip to Mexico and Southtwo
contained
west"
typogra phical errors.
The correction s are as
follows : the group will return to
Bloomsburg by Friday, June
13, in time for thei irst Summer
Session ,^nd out-of-state tuition
fees will run $138.
In the article on the Faculty
Wives Club we failed to mention that many members of this
are >yfltaei>
organization
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Lockers to be opened
All lockers in the Kehr
College Un ion and 4he College
Store will be opened durin g the
semest er break. Please make
sure to empty your locker pr ior
t o leav in g t he cam pus on
December 22, 1974.

Dr. Saini appointed
to Task Force

Harrisburg recently announced the appointment of .
five Resources Management
Policy Panels, one each on
energy , environment , transport , materials and the .
economy. Of the 29 members of
these panels 12 are from
various academic institutions.
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at Bloomsburg State College,
begotten their own ancestors. "
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. the Economy. He is the only
sc ient ist f rom over s ix
thousand faculty and ad| ministrators in the fourteen
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Original des igns ore on sale in Kehr
Unusual Chris tinas gifts can
be found on camp us again this
y ear , and not j ust in the College
Store . The ann ual Ceramic

Sale will be held in

the

President' s Lounge of the Kehr
Union today and Saturda y.

All the iiems are designed *
and hand-craf ted by BSC
students in the f our levels of
ceramics courses offered by
the Art Department. Advanced
level students plan this even t ,
under the gui dance of professor
Karl Beamer . When queried
about who coord i na t es t he sale ,
student Rob Ba ylor remarked
that "we plan ever y th ing ver y
democraticall y and don 't reall y
have an of Heal spokesman ."

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A contrast between the functional and non-functional is found outside
Bakeless in this view of a lam p post and Rich Roth rock's unnam ed
cast concrete sculpture: Working with Karl Beamer , art professor
Rothrock is a student at BSC who teaches Arts , Crafts and Industri al
Arts at Cen tral Columbia Midd le School. (Photo by Lorah )

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Prices begin a t 50 cen t s,
which is relatively inexpensive
for a handmade ar t icle.
Shop pers at the sale can find
numerous items , from mugs ,
bowls and p itchers to orig inal
pieces such as ceramic napkin
holders . An abundance of
knick-knacks will be featured ,
along with some sculptural
p ieces described as "nonfunctional but beautiful to
behold. "

"The Savage is Loose" presents
a Scott c inemat ic masterp iece
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George C . Scott should be
p roud of himself .
He ' s
• produced and directed and
starred
in , a cinema tic
masterpiece.
" The Savage is Loose" is not
a film for everyone . Popcorn
addicts
and
blind-daters
probably won 't idly enter a
theatre where thid id being
shown; Paul Newman and
Robert Redford fanatics won 't
be drawn to a movie that
doesn 't have any gimmicks or

blue eyes flashing across the
screen ,

Instead , this movie will att rac t ser ious th inkers wh o ar e
interested in probing the true ,
h idden na t ure of man. It is a
t rue F reud i an , Darwinian
delight. The common cry that
engood , old- fashioned
t er t a inment is needed falls on
deaf ears as far as Scott is
concerned.
scott ana ms wile, actress
Trich Van DeVer , portray a
. society couple with the ir infan t
son David , who are the sole
surv ivors of a ship wreck.
¦ Together , the three of them live
' on a beau tiful tro pical island •
"1 ,000 miles from anywhere ,"
as Scott puts it. But admidst
the Garden of Eden paradise ,
there is one problem - they are
losing their minds in a world

totall y devoid of civilization.

After a harrowin g experience
in which a panther attackes
David , Scott realizes that his
son will one da y be alone on the
island , and will have to learn
the ways of the jungle if he ever
Scott
hopes to survive.
proceeds to instruct him in the
rituals of Darwin philosoph y;
i.e., life is a futile stru ggle
where only the strong survive ,
the meek will perish .
But his fragile wife won 't
adhere to th is philosophy; she
would much ra ther cling to the
code of ci vilizati on , and hope

that they will be rescued . While

Scott is teaching their son to

run through

the jungle with
speed and agility , his wife is

teaching him to tell time and to
spell . While Scott tells his son
that every potential enem y
must be destroyed , his wife
tells him that the wild pant her

might never cross his path .
After Scott takes his son out
scouting a wild boar , she calls
the boy aside to tell him about

the elegant parties she had
known as a young debu tante.

The scene switches and the
seven-year old , innocent boy is
a handsome , sneering and wild-

eyed adolescent. Scott and his
wife have aged and wrinkle d,

but his wife still looks as
fragile , as slender and as
sensual as ever .
In the
same low-cut tight dress that
she wore for about 18 years , she
prances around her well-kept
and fashionable hut. Only now
David doesn 't see her as a
mother ; he only sees her as an
outlet for his sexual tension-

and the only woman on the
island. While he is droolin g
over his mother , Scott is

making love to her every night
as David peeks in. So, he does
the only thin g he has been
trained to do-he sets out to
destroy the enemy.

I won 't go into the rest ,
(which involves a stran ge
psychological twist ,) but I will
tell you that it does kee p you
literall y sittin g on the edge of
your seat. Regardless of the
endin g , the movie explores in
depth the sava ge side of man
that eru pts when he is that
separated from society and
civilization. It even goes one
step further than the controversial Lord of the Flies, by
questionin g what would happen
if a woman were present
amon g savage and instinctual
males . This film is so totally

realistic and candid , it will

frigh ten and shake-u p even the
most optimistic pers on .
I can 't rave enough about this
movie .
Not only is the
psychological pondering and
plot fantastic , but the acting is
excellent . Scott is fantastic as
the well-meaning and realistic
father ; Trish Van DeVer is
perfect for the beautiful and
womanly wife-mother , and the
son (pl ayed by two unknown
actors ) is highly convincing.
The photography is beautiful .

Lush , green tropical plants and
sparkling blue waterfalls are

silhouetted agains t a late( Cont. on pg. 16)

A touching
farewell

The profits from the sale of

each piece goes directly to the
student himsel f . Yet , in the
sp irit of goodwill , Christmas or
otherwise , the students donate
a percen t age t o the " Ceramics
Fund. " whose ^sole pur pose is
f or the purchase cf supp lies for
nex t semester .
"Without the sale last year , "
Bay lor said , " there hard ly

would have been any ceramic s
this year . " A t the present time ,
he added , the Art Departm ent 's
budget for clay, glazes and
ot her ceram ic mat erials has
been seriousl y depleted .

The sale wil be held form 10
a.m. to 9 p.m. tonight and

courses give the
t o be
creative with the ir hands and to
earn a little bit of money from
One
their original designs.
student has combined her love
of art and of plants into one love ¦
by creating green ware pots and
planting some appropriate
greens in them . These potted
items can also be purchased .
Ceramic

students

a chance

tomorrow , from 10 a.m. to 4
p .m .
All ar e welcome to
browse through the pieces, and
the ceramic students pr omise
shopp ers that they will find

many curiosities which would
make exceptional Christmas
gifts.

Typical modern art at
architypal display
By Valer y O'Conne ll

Sp lashes of brilliant color greet an y visitor to the President 's
Lounge of Kehr Union this month , with the works of a local Bloomsburg artist decorating the walls of the room .
Pa inter Jamie Downs McLaughl in, a graduate of Kutztown State
College , now resides in Philadel phia with her husband and baby girl.
She is the daughter of Mr . and Mrs. James A. Downs, Carroll Park ,
Bloomsburg . Ms. McLaughlin received a Bachelor of Fine Arts
degree in paintin g in 1972 and displayed her works at LaSalle College
last February .

Ms . McLau ghlin calls her creations " architypal ." Working in
various forms of paint , pencil and dyes, she believes that all men are
"unconsciously and subcon sciously aware of the arch itypes of the

basic aesthetic forms . "

What do all these fancy words reall y mean? And why do artists

alwa ys attempt to describe their works for us in such esoterical term s,
for the purpose of clarifying to us what they are trying to portray? We
only have to view a piece to decide for ourselves what it reall y means.
Doesn 't a work of art say something different to each individual?
P er ha p s that is why M s. M cL aughl in re fra ins from nam ing her
canvases. She has only posted the year of its creation , and i ts price.
When viewing her paintings , you get the f eeling that the y mi gh t look
terrific in the living room of your dream house , and when you look a t
the price tag, you know that is where they ' ll st ay . The y are much t oo
far from the ^average student' s reach . Yet they are here for the purpose of presenting an educati onal experience for us at BSC and we
migh t as wel l take advanta ge of them .
I urge you to visit the President' s Lounge before the end of the
semest er. The warm pur ples and reds of the Jam ie Downs
McLa ughlin collection do brighten up the room . But her creations
surel y don 't remind any uneducated viewer , ignorant of her true attempts , anything anywhere near to the oneness between God and Man.

As Director of Dinirg Services for ARA Services for the
las t seven years , I would like to
take th is opportun ity on behalf
of all ARA Employees to thank
the Student Body, the Staf f and
t he Facult y f or the t remendous
cooperation and ' support we
have recei ved over the years.
It has been a ver y pleasan t
relat ionship for ARA covering
a period of sixteen years and
we are indeed ver y gra teful.
Our very special thanks go to
Mr. Hunslnger , A dministra t or
for Campus Services; Mr , Paul
Martin , Business Manager and
Dr.
James
Mc Cormick ,
President , for their continued
faith in us. I would also like to
wish our successor the best of
luck in their new venture.
Francis X. O'Brien
Director of Dining Service

Rick Mayer (standing ) and Mark Smoczynski gaze at a typical archityp a l painting in tho President' s Lounge of Kehr. (Photo b y Slade )

Mr. Frank O'Brien, manager of ARA at the Scranton Commons, takes time out of his busy
schedule for a typical Irish grin at the M&6 photographer. After seven years at Bloomsburg, he is
currently contemplating where he will be transferred by his company. (Photo by Maresh)

Sixteen y e ars of service
by a giant with feeling s

by Valery O'Connel l

Being here for 16 years, you see a lot of people
and ideas come and go. You see not only new
faces of students and faculty every year, but
changes also in the physical plant and mental
attitudes of the College.
You also don't just sit idly by, watching the
events around you occur. In order to survive,
you have to get involved.
The food company that has served the students
on campus over the past 16 years has followed
just that philosophy . The giant ARA Slater,
known all over Pennsylvania for quality institutional dining, has served BSC faithfully and
expertly, never fearing to shrink hiar size and
reach out on a personal , individual basis at the
College
The giant is now walking slowly and
sorrowfully away from BSC into the sunset. Yet
his big heart has left behind a great deal of good,
in spite of the complaints.
In rare form he has presented "Italian
Nights," ice cream smashes, special treats once
a week in the form of f ree popcorn , candy apples
or cotton candy , and unlimited seconds. He has
provided banquets fro parents, dinners f or
cam pus or gan izat ions , gala affairs for
graduates. He has given summer pleasure

outdoors with picnics on the lawns of Carver, and
Easter egg hunts, with the eggs being
redeemable for a free steak dinner.
From this big heart has also come generous
scholarships for selected employees for the past
two years. (Prior to this time ARA presented
$1500 annually to the College for its own
disbursement as grants. ) And during the
pressure hours of final exams he has held a
"relax" hour with coffee and donuts from 10 p.m
to 11p.m., all above and beyond the call of duty.
As an employer , the giant has taken close to
150 students this past year under his wings,
providing pocket cash for them. He has served
2500 students 21 meals per week this semester at
an amazingly low price.
That's what killed him . The real world of
pinched pennies and rising inflation has brought
about the giant's demise.
The ARA giant and his management staff wil
leave Bloomsburg State and the Scrantoi
Commons over the Christmas holidays, to the
dismay of the many little people who have ha(
the good fortune to know him. The M & G or
behalf of the whole college community, woul<
like to give him and his people an appreciate
farewell and a big wish for continued success ii
the future.

Alice Troy , a member of the ARA family for seven years , gives a friendl y smile as she serves a
student at the Kehr Union Snack Bar. Five of her years were spent workin g for this concession) ,
which was former ly in the buildin g now housin g the College Bookstore. (Photo by Maresh

Double, double, toil and trouble : Whitey Knorr mixes a batch of brew
for the evening meal. He is just one of a team of several cooks who
prepare the hot items at each meal. (Photo by Maresh ) '

A 15-year employee of ARA , Tony the Bake r is famous in the
Bloomsburg area for his creme puffs and catering skills. He runs the
bakery in the basement of the Commons, superv ising the dally
creation of fresh donuts , cakes , pies, cookies, breads and rolls.
(Photo by Mar esh)
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(Photo by Germain )
Olympics party last Saturday.

Santa Cla us "Ho-Ho 's "
into specia l Oly m pics pa rty
By Valery O'Connell

Gett ing read y to leave ? No, just part of a relay race in which teams
dress ed themselve s as hurriedly as they could. (Photo by Germain )

Santa Claus a pp eared amids t shouts of j oy at Centennial Gy m last
Saturday, as the annual Chr istmas part y f or the participants in the
Special Olympics program took place.
Sponsored by Youth CARC (Columbia Association for Retarded
Citizens ) , the party was a huge success .
Approximately 30
youngsters , all regulars in the semester-long progra m held every
Saturday morning, at tended the holiday event.
The par t icipants in the Olym pi c p ro gram came from the Millville ,
Berwick , Bloomsburg and C entral school distric t s, with a few from
M ount P leasant .
Man y exh ilara ti ng games such as rela y races and " Follow the
Leader " were played. Seasonal ti tles were given to old favorites
"Du ck , Duck , Goose " (Elf , Elf , Santa ) and "Pin the Tail on the
Donkey " (Pin the Tail on Rudolph. )
Blindfolded children enjoyed a game called "Santa Can ' t Find His
Reindeer " , similar to Blind Man 's Bluff , " and they part ici pated enthusiastically in the Magic Carpet game a take-off from musical
chairs , played to Christmas tunes.
By far their most favor ite activit y was the breakin g of the pinata . In

the shape of a snowman , it contained bubble gum and cand y. Punch

and cookies were also served as refre shments.
To the gleeful surprise of many of the children , Santa himself , alias
Dr . Joh n McL aughlin , chairman of the Department of Special
Education , finally dropped in at the end of the pa rty.
Approximatel y 20 BSC students attende d , who had volunte ered
their services to the program throughout the semester. " Both the kids
and the counselor s had lots of fun , " remarke d coordinato r Dixie Lee .
She was assisted by fellow student Betty Horn.
There is a possibility that the regional Special Olympics competition
may be held at BSC during the spr ing semester . Fu rther announcements of these plans will be mad e in next semester 's M&G.

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Wi z e n c he e z it s

to head M&G:
entire staff threatens to strike

by P eg O' M y H ea rt M oran
Assuming the post of editorin-chief of the Moron and
Ghould No-News for the S prin g
1975 semester is Barb Wizen cheezits.
Veteran of the M&G News
staff for two and a half years ,
Wiz has seen much action as
special reporter.

Wiz has been on several news
exclusives - such as the first
Board of Trustees meeting and
she participated in the actual
compilation of the M&G Shit
List , just to mention a few.
But Wiz 's experience is not
limited simply to tracking

Another ho hum QGA
se m ester
By Peg O'Heart Moran

BOO B W1ZENCHEEZITS to head M&G.

(Photo by Buckett )

Wake-up sunsh ine .
it 's a f i r e drill
By Kim Muck-nally
"WRARWK ,
WRARWKWRARWK WRARW K W R A R
W K... "
What happens jus t after you
on-campus students have taken
a shower , when the weather is
miserable , when you are
exhausted and just climb
between clean sheets at 1:30 in
the morning? A fire drill , of
course!
An uncomparable thrill , I
assure you, to be startled eight
feet out of bed by the most
raucous sound imaginable , just
when your dreams have led you
into a tranquil sleep.
Freshmen clutch each oth er
as the urgent siren insists on
immediate
evacuation.
Hysterical screams of "But
we 're all going to die!" echo the
halls.
More experienced dorm
res idents react more calmly.
They know that the best thing to
do i n case of a fi re is h ide under
a desk or bed , or in the closest ,
so that their R A won 't catch
them evadin g fi re d rill
procedure.
But the rules of the drill are
simple:
1) Keep calm •- The most
im portant factor of cour se, but
ver y difficult to achieve ,
because the siren pi erces outer
ear , inner ear and cerebellum ,
not allow ing a second to even
think about keepin g your cool.
2) Close the drapes and open
all windows and doors...Or do
you open the drapes and close
the w indows and doors ? Man y
students are unsure of these
rules , so the y simply lock the
door to prevent lootin g during
the fire drill .
3) Turn on the lights. Man y
students question this rule.
Just what is the logic behind

leaving your room lit? Aren 't
we supposed to save energy ?
The answer is "no," not during
a fire...the Bloomsburg Fir e
Department must have lights
on so that they can see jus t
where the fire is. Obviously, if
the dorm was in flames , they
would not be able to see it
burning, without your lights on.
Now that your room is taken
care of , you have just ten more
seconds to figure out what you
are supposed to take with you
as you are running down the
hall.
1)Hard-soled shoes . Man y
students have difficult y in
locating their pair of hardsoles, or can not distin guish
what they are. Most hard-sole
shoes mus t be laced . In the
case of a real emergenc y,
throw on a pair of flip-flops and
forget t ak ing all t ha t t ime t o
fi gure out how t o t ie your shoes.
2)Take a towel. Man y people
have no d i ff icul ty in br ing in g a
towel along on a fi re drill.
M any of t hese people have j ust
ste pp ed out of the shower , and
t his is all the y have w ith them
at all, A thoughtful roommate ,
knowing of his partner 's pligh t ,
will br ing him a pair of hard sole shoes , so tha t he will be
pro p erl y adorned t o evacuate
. the buildin g. However , this is
probabl y not so necessar y ,
because the freshl y-showered

soul will catch an infectiou s
v i ral d i sease in the fresh night
air , and w ill probabl y die

anyway. But at least let him be
buried with a pair of hard sole
shoes in his hand. Somehow , it
seems much more proper ,
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In an effort to increase both
student participation and attendance at CGA meetings , the
executive council , with the
exception (as always ) of
Charlie "off the record"
Bender , with the backing of the
entire college council , voted to
change the location of the CGA
meetings.
After a heated discussion
involving at least three council
members , it was decided to
hold the CGA meetings in the
various dorms.
This is where old "off the
record" blew his stack.
Bender refused to support the
motion as he felt that there are
other places on campus where
more students would have the
opportunity \o participate in
the proceedings.
One of the places recommended by Bender , the rest
shall remain nameless , was the
lobby of the Comm ons.
Meetings would be held around
5:00 p.m., and as an added
attraction
to
interested
students , popcorn would be
distributed to anyone who
rema ined at t he meet in g lon g
enought to accept two friendly
amen dmen t s pro posed by Dean
Norton. ,
Bender ' s p ro po sal was
de fea t ed when an ar gumen t
a ros e as t o wh ich f und t he
mone y for t he popcorn would be
taken out of.
Another
hot item of
d i scuss ion wi t h the CGA this
semester has been the f und ing
of the Magical Singer 's trip to
Home.
It seems that BSC' s ver y own
Ma gi c Singers entered a
competition with hundreds of
ot her such grou ps, and won an
i nvi t at i on to t ravel to Rome t o
compete in person with severa l
other grou ps termed "the
cream of the crop . "
Th is is where the Singers ra n
put of magic. The y needed
money to go to Rome and the
execu t ive council , headed once
a gain by "off the recor d "
Bender , would not been seen
setting a precedent in giv ing

small organiza tions large sums

The singers , however , were
not to be done out of their once
in a lifetime chance to sing in
Rome.
Tehy recruited Jim "Money
Man " Cariin to their side, who
in turn worked a little magic of
his own and persuaded the
executive council into giving a
little bit ot the green stuff to the
singers so . they could begin
raising some of it on their own.
The race was on.
He also suggested that the
Singers use the new CGA
stationwag on for their trip
since it is is equipped with
wings for traveling to long
distance
sports
events ,
especially swim meets in
Calif or nai.
Could the Magical Singers
get the money they needed by
the deadlines so that th ey could
go to sing in Rome?
In this incidenc e , things
worked out for the best , the
Magical Singers changed thei r
name to the Madrigal Singers ,
and , more importantly, the
CGA was saved the effort of
setting a precedent.
BSC' s seven new male
cheerleaders have also made
CGA headli nes this semester.
It seems that in orde r for the
guys to cheer well , they all need
the same kind of sneakers .
When this proposal was
brough t up before the CGA
mem bers , several enl igh t ening
f ac t s wer e brou gh t up for
considera t ion .
The most emphasized among
t hese was the f ac t t hat ,
regar dless of the f ac t t ha t t hey
are gu y s, t he y are cheerlea ders
first , and males second.
Discussion of the validity of
this fact continued for quite a
time unil Kurt "as such "
Ma t lock called for q uestions ,
and Deek "BNE" DeCarolis
made t he mot ion that was t o be
presented for vot i ng.

After some insignificant
q uibbl i ng w i th A nne "how can I
word that " McMunn, the
motion read somethin g like
what follows : " CGA allocates
t en dollars a pair for seven
pairs of all-star ankle high
sneakers . The money is to
come fro m the Reserve fund. "
College council was in an
uproar ,
Once aga i n Dean Norton

down hard news. She also has
been active in the production of
the paper at the Mornin g Mess
offices. It is a documented fact
that Wiz holds the record for
both mixing up the most
headlines and captions in a
single issue of the M&G.
When not wor king on an
article for her beloved M&G ,
Wiz can genera lly be found
taking in the soc at several on-,
and-off campus locations ,
Aside from her dut ies as
editor of the M&G No-News,
Wiz also works as a RA-RA in
North Hall. It is here that shw
best relates to the people who
she works so hard for on the
M&G.
When Wiz is finished
working , either at the office or
in the dorn , one of her favorite
places to go to unwind in the 1
Commons .
It is not an uncommon occurance to find Wiz as the last
person to leave the Commons
for breakfast , lunch , and
supper.
Once on a da re , wiz
remained in the Commons for
an entire three hours eating the
same meal . It is rumor ed that
someone will challen ge her
record , but as of this writin g, no
one has officiall y stepped
the
forward
to accept
challenge.
Carrying a double major of
English and Philoso phy , Wiz,
aspires to a career in law. So
far , she has shown interes t in
and
Harvard , Princeton
Georgetown Wuniversities '
Law Schools. Unfortunatel y,
they haven 't shown any interest
in her.
On behalf of the entire staff of'
the Moron and Ghoul d NoNews, I'd like to take this opportunity to extend sincere best
w i shed f or a p roduct ive
semester , despite the fact that
t he en ti re sta ff is threa t ening to
str ike the news paper unless
work ing cond iti ons and pa y are
im proved.

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EDITORIAL
Pointless!

I have to write an editorial for this lampoon. But editorials
never amount to anything anyway. The context of most are
usually the thoughts of pompous, ego-centered, pyromaniacs. Is
that right? Anyway, nobody reads 'em and nobody ever agrees
with them if they do read them. But nevertheless, inasmuch as,
etc., I thought it would be a good idea to tell you how I felt about
the whole matter. It's utterly ridiculous to think anyone would
follow those ideas or even consider what apparently will never
come to be. There is, however, the opportunity to be noticed -- if
that's important to you. But then, if one ponders the imponderable, nothing else matters. There again, it would be a
matter for the students and faculty to decide individually and
then as a group. That could be arranged if someone would take
the necessary precautions in providing what is considered a
good method. But the fallacy of indigenous statistics proves the
inconsistent relevance of such a move. Complicating matters
even more is the use of euphorisms in a no-nonsense way. All in
all, it really doesn't mean very much but like I said, that't the
way it really is!

Clothing seems not to have
lost the stranglehold it has had
on the human form since the
dawn of recorded history . And
I doubt if the time is near when
people will cheerfully do
without coats in winter , or
slacks while walking through

thorny bushes, or T-shirts when
the ideas for pictures to be
placed on them are countless.
Still , I have a dream....
Imagine a future time. World
War III is over ; the population
is slightly under thirty million ;
it is the year 10,000 A.D. (It will
take that long to climb back
from the primitive state the
war will throw us into.)
Anyhow , the world's climate is
altered. The ice caps have
melted.
Pineapples are
growing in northern Greenland ,
not to mention southern Chile.
At the north pole, it's 63
degrees. In Brasilia , Denver
and Budapest (the major
centers of civilization) it is a
constant 90 degrees plus in the
shade. There is no winter.
Thorny bushes are extinct.
Printed T-shirts are a mystery
to the archaeologists. All of
which means: it is nude world,
a new world and a better world.
I think I shall be frozen when
I die, so that I can be revived
and brought back to life in that
wonderful future time. Then , I
Shall Streak Again. ( Dreams
some ti mes do come t rue , you
know . Look what happened to '
Alice , Dorothy and Toto ,
Gulliver and Gerald Ford.)
I wish I might, I wish I may, I
wish to streak some future day.

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her new monumental work,
"The Antidisestablishmentarianistic Ant. " The huge
sculpture will be erected during
the summer of 1975 on the
present site of Sutliff Hall.
(Sutliff is b«ing removed and
resituated on the top of Elwell
Hall to provide much-needed
excess height. )
The "Ant" sculpture is to be a
unique work of art , comparable
only to such masterpieces as

By Quest Hack

By Pig Styer

Streaking was the ultimate in
self-expression. What is more
unique than an individual's
body and his or her revelation
of all its intricate and explicit
detail? Oh , yes, those were a
fascinating few months. But
I'm afraid they may be gone
forever.

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Bita Thi takes a dive

Sighs and dreams of
a f ormer streaker .

Obviously , they are fully
clothed once again. The j oy of
streaking seemed to die as
suddenly as it was born . And
what a shame it is, too. Mother
Nature lost the only chance she
may have for years to come to
show the tender love, subtle
happiness and profound experience that can result from a
simple, quick stroll in the
garments she personally
designed for each of us - our
skin.

Ant at BSC is unique piece ,
will be erected in Summer '75

by Steve Styers
Hillary de Esplanade the III ,
world-renowned artist and
sculptor , former resident of
B l o o m s b u r g (b e t w e e n
December and January, 19491950) and recipient of the
Bloomsburg State College PreHome Economics degree
(which she attained through a
gru esome t hree-month
correspondence course), has
returned to Bloomsburg once
again.
Ms. De Esplanade has come

Frankly-speaking Laurels

Remember when? It really
wasn't that long ago when all
those wholesome, young men
and women were cheerfully
sprinting across lawns, courts,
streets, sidewalks, lobbies, etc.
But where are they now?

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That well known frat (or is it
fraternity ) has pulled a rather
substantial major upset in this
year 's race for pledges. Bita
Thi's victims included 14
sophomores and 2 xh juniors.
This organization has the
reputation of the "Deadest Frat
on Campus" title.
Out oi the 215 pledges in 10
pledge classes, only 14 have
made ( survived? ) it through
that unpredictable evening
termed "Hell Night". (And for
some, it turned out to be their
last night.)
At present, there are exactly
three members of Bita Thi , the
President , Chuch Strait , a
senior majoring in Moronology .
The other two brothers are
juniors , "Cat" A. Wissa, a
Bumbling major and Master
Sand Johnson , a Sex major ....
Surprisingly enough , tow
more brothers were added
after this present (or passed (
pledge class had finished their
inductment ceremonies.
Generally known as secret , the
ceremony was spied upon by
this reporter and here's the
scoop on the evening 's
festivities.
After first watching them run
25 miles of non-stop and continuous Route 80 , while
dodging cars, the pledge class
of I6M2 (the ' 2 being left over
from a previous pledge class )
proceeded to be dumped into
the Susquehanna River. That
being enough in itself , an added
a t tract ion of cement oversh oes
and charming rope bracelets,
one connecting both hands.
From one of t h e boats i n t h e
middle of the river , I heard one
brother describe this as the
Already
"Houdini Trick" .
dwindling down to 11, t h e next
step was a real killer . From
w h ere I was , inconspicuously
secluded in a patch of poison
ivy, Chuck "Evil Knieval"
Strait attempted to break his
record of last year when he
killed six pledges in his
motorcycle jump. As I recall ,
the end four pledges had bloodcurdling screams of "At least
they 're economical" , as good
0]> "Evil" cut t h e pl edge cl ass
down to a mere 7. As what
turned out to be the finale for
th e night , this reporter will not
fail to say it was the bloodiest ,
but the best , esca pade of w h at
seemed to be an eternity for the
pledges. In a special made
corral , the Bita Thi brothers
had two large bulls, flown in
The
directly from Spain.

pledges, blind-folded of course,
were directed into the corral
wearing red uniforms and the
bulls proceeded to gore and
stomp while the pledges
scampere d about. When the
dust finally settled, the brother
were ama2e<] to see that Bita
Thi would soon be expanded to
five members.
Upon entering the lobby of
their dorm , the two pledges
were quoted as saying , "Please
get me to a physician immediately. Thank you."
A reception was held in the
Bita Thi house, which is, oddly
enough , located across the
street from the Slice-Me-Nice
Slaughterhouse, last Sunday
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Surviving these feats takes
real guts, a real man, and for
those that didn't make it , they
deserve good blessings and last
rites.
As far as I can forsee, the
town mortician will never be at
a lack of business, or bodies,
while Bita TWi exists.

"Turtle on the Moon " by
Tushawart (which spans the
Mississippi River ) or Moth 's
"My Brain Will Never Be The
Same " (which adorns the
ceiling of the Vertical
Assembly Building at Cape
Canaveral , Florida.) The
"Ant" will be thirty feet high,
seventeen feet wide, and one
hundred and two feet long. It
will be maroonish gold in color.
The actual structure is similar
to a slinky, greatly enlarged of
course.
Ms. De Esplanade, when
asked what the work symbolized, said , "A slinky, but
greatly enlarged, of course."
She said its title was "The
Antidisestablishmentarianistic
Ant" because "it sounded
nice." She would not say how
much the sculpture cost the
college , though , with the
platinum insets , the rumored
expense is well beyond ten
million dollars, the price of any
decent Hollywood smash-hit
extravaganza catastroDhe film.
De Esplanade herself is
rumored to be receiving well
beyond 15 million for designing
the work, a salary which she
says "will be donated to my
favorite
charity,
The
DeEsplanade Foundation. "
This foundation , in the past , has
given countless millions to upand-coming artists who failed
as home economists.
BSC's new art masterpiece
will prove beneficial for the
whole community. Children
everywhere will soon be calling
Bloomsburg the "Home of the
Stupendous Slinky " and no
doubt , this will finally be the
thing that finally puts
Bloomsburg on the map.
Wh ere it shn'i'ri bp

ONE OF THE REMAINING two pledges of Bita Thi. Can 't you tell
he 's in a frat? (Photo by Buckott)

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Dick :
I didn 't
anythin g.

tell

them

E. Howard '

Comet :
Please come home. I
promise that Mrs. Clause
won 't servo venison again.
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Beginning but no end of "Into the
Devil' s Triangle"

You Ain 't-So-L ong
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Beginning
in the fall
semester , 1974, You-Ain't-SoLong began writing for the
M&G under the pseudonym of
Duane Long . Here he is , folks ,
preparing himself , for his 8; 00
class on Monda y morning .
Well , quite a few people have
been asking for this favored
wri ter again , andy many want
to see the return of the Simpson
Curse.
Or at least , his
Halloween prank outside Old
Waller Hall . Bu t the following
stor y is about the best we can

do. So keep thos cards and
letters coming in , and maybe
he'll crawl out of the woodwork
again next semester . He hope
not.
by You-Ain 't-So-Long
As the big 34-foot Lear jet
roared
off the newly constructed Pierce Airfiled runway , another day of search had
begun. For Bob Davis it was
another day of hope , another
chance th at he might find his
brother.
The mysterious
disappearance of Steven TR.

Davis two years ago left him
bitter and obsessed with finding

him.

The plan e was 30 miles south -

west of Bimini , headed into the

heart of the Berm uda Triangle ,
also called the "Devil 's
Triangle. "
Clark Evens , a
retired seaman , scanned the

water for the wreckage of a

P+iper Cub , the plane Bob 's
brother had been flying.
"Dammit Clark , this is where
the KCB 6 stopped DX-in g. It' s
got to be in this general area ,"
Bob snapped.
"Relax Davie , if it' s here , I'll
find it. Visibility 's 100 per cent;
no sweat , " Evans replied . " I
can 't slow her down any more
Clark , compressors 'are atWhat the hell ! Look at the
radar screen "
"Looks like a big storm front ,
Bob. " "Oh come on Clark , the

forecast

was

maximum

then what the hell is it , Bob?"
Evans queried. "I don 't know ,
but I'm gonna find out ," Davis
barked .
The sleek jet commenced its
ascent at maximum speed , and
» strange
" storm "
the
phenomena came into view .
Within minutes the sky became
dark , and the churning sea
some 250f feet below appeared
white.
.Tremendous thunder
cla ps resounded throu ghout the
pressurized cabin as the jet
plunged into the f ur y of the
raging disturbance .,
A fterseveral minutes the
storm p assed , revealing a
strange vista . A violet sun
shown down on a black sea ,
diml y illumina t ing the territor y
ahead. The horizon was blazin g
brightly with brilliant , aururas
of deep blue and gold lights . A
dark land mass loomed ahead ,
as Davis brought the jet in close
to the water .
" Im p ossible !" Evans
"Impossible , hell ,
scoffed .
'
re
here
,
aren 't we ," Davis
we
replied .
As the shore of the strange

landscape passed beneath the

low-flying craft , Davis perceived a large clearing ahead.
He brought the Lear jet in for a
landing . The half-mile meadow
was barely long enough for a

safe touchdown.
The pale violet

sun was

rapidly sinking behind ' the
rugged , rocky mountains of the
strange mystic continent , as
the two men stepped from the
" Well ,
sleek white plane .
bwana , lead on ," Evans said
drylr . "Shut up Clark , and
stick close ," Davis snapped .

The two men walked

for

several hours throu gh the alien
vegetation , their progress
illuminated by vast numbers of

violet

stars

in the

dark

Moments prior to the violet-

hued dawn Davis and Evans

rested beside a small black pool
of wate r. "Well , hot shot , what
now? " Evans queried . "We 'll
try tra nsmitting for a while. If
that doesn 't work then we 'll

move to the high ground and fir

off a few shots , or send up some
smoke ," Davis replies . "Let 's
hope he 's out there is see it ,
Davie ," Eva ns sighed.

Dav i s and Evans s lept
peacefull y, unaware that th ey
Two
were being watched .
shadowy figures crept close to
Sudd enly the two
them .
creatures lea p t upon the
slee ping men. Spidery fingers
closed around their throuats .

Davis and Evans st ruggled
against their aggressors ,
fjghting to break the steely

grip. Evans and his attacker
plunged into the tepid wa ters of j
the bleac pool , while Davis

managed to throw off his
assailant , and draw his pistol .

He placed the shot inches away j

from the beas t , carefully ]
avoiding hittin g it . As the \
creature fled in terro r , Davi :
THt MYSTERIOUS SECRET PROJECT AT BSC is located
truned to help Evans , who was somewhere
on campus . "Hopefully , " said a spokesman for the group ,
being overwhelmed b y the
" we, won 't get the shitt y end of the stick ." (Photo by Mess)
second thing . He smashed it
over the head with the butt of
his Magnum , causing it to
release its tenuous hold on
Evans . The stran ge tiling fell
limp and collapsed into ' the
murky wzter. Davis dragged it
on shore , and helped Evans
back on dr y land.
The two men examine d the

strange beast which lay before
them , but looked up with a start
as the sound of approaching
footste ps came fro m above .

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By Robot P. Swiatek

Reports began to filter out of Hartline Science Center two weeks ago
that a secret research project was being conducted somewhere in the
building.
>
Davis seized the .30 caliber
But the extent and purpose of the supposed project could not be
carbine from behind a tree , and
determined. By the end of last week, however , it was clear that a
covered the knoll witht eh
small but dedicated "Society of Physics Students " were feverishly at -•"-"
weapon , totally unprepared for
work on some type of scientific instrument.
what emerged through the
There is a tight security blanket surrounding the work , for as it
brush .
seems competition between various other colleges and several in( Never to be continued )
dependent groups is fierce and often ruthless. Therefore , it was with
| the greatest difficulty that this investigator was able to obtain any
W
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information .
It is known tha t the group is under the guidance of Dr. M.G. Taylor ,
i Manny Grebark owicz , a
a
professor
here at BSC and a nationally prominent nuclear physicist .
I third-grader at P.S. 185 in
Dr.
Taylor
was contacted at his first-floor office last week but he
§ Man hattan , set a new world
refused
to
elaborate
upon the situation except to say that the club has
I record in the underwater swim
"
applied
for
a
research
" grant from a large corporation . "We don 't
I of 16 days four hours and 23
" , he added.
know
when
it
will
arrive
if minutes in the Huds on River.
After
much
futile
questioning
and probing , a department
I Rudy Bermudi had a .06 yard
spokesman
who
must
go
unnamed
conceded
that a Mr. Gary Weigel
,
,
g rushing average for the
was
president
of
the
physics
club.
I
interviewed
Mr. Weigel , a senior
I Milwaukee
Bulkeis
in
physics
major
and
an
avowed
SPS
member
in
a
second-floor
Hartline
,
I Wisconsin , for a new IECA
lab.
He
admitted
that
he
and
an
aide
,
whom
he
would
identify
only as
I record . His best game per"
Howard
",
were
the
chief
scientists
of
the
project.
formance was when he car ried
When asked what the ultimate goal of the group was , he readily
234 times for 14 yards .
remarked
, "We 're out to win a Nobel prize. " He described the inMary Lamb , 14 years old
strument
they
were building as " some kind of temperature device "
from Burbank , California
and
stated
that
the main work was now being done in the electronics
captured first place in the
laboratory . If security leaks continue d to plagu e them its location
annual steeplechase for women
might well have to be moved.
She
in Alberta , Canada .
As previously mentioned , intercollegiate rivalry is very high and
completed the 346 mile course
rumors
abound that last week a Mansfield State College student was
in two months and 41 days.
caugh t trying to photograph plans for the device. He had in his
possession a small radio transmitter and several cylindrical objects
whose purpose is unknown. Und er severe questioning he confessed
that he was "a spy " but was only acting under "orders from above."
It is not known what the club plans to do with him but he may be
turned over to the chemistry department for further questioning and
punishment. Physics department officials have neither confirmed nor
denied the validity of this story but they did admit that a "shady
character " was picked up.
It is apparent from this initial investigation tha t something very
important is going on but it' s anybody 's guess as to where it will all
lead. The secret device and its function are as yet uncertain . So don 't
be surprised if one day you see armed guards patrolling the hallowed
,
halls of Hartline Science Center .

visibility, no storms through t
he rest of this week. " "Well ,

Top Secret proj ect
uncovered at BSC

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He 's an entertainin g young schmuck happily living the good life. And
loving every inebriated minute of it. One recipe for his kinky life
style? Fun freaks and fine fluids. Distortion : M&G ifi read by one out
of every six hundred schmuck s under 20 who booze. Small wonder
beverage advertisers invest more pennies in an M&G issue per issue
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Baseball history 'made
at annua l poker game

club as they sent Steve Carlton
and Doc Medich , (acquired
from the Yankees for the rights
to Curt Flood, again? for left
handed whiz Lowell Painter,
Gary Nolan and the rights to
Curt Flood and Rich Allen . The
Phils
also traded
two
usherettes and Alan Banister to
(he San Diego club for Ron
Santo, Glen Beckert and a
stack of Big Macs. •
The Phillies also made news
as they hired the first three
women trainers in the history
of baseball. The Phils fel t that
if the ladies could stand such a
lousy team they were worth
any aggravation they would
cause. The women were
reported to receive $100,000
each if they reported. The
ZPhils are reported to be trying
for two more deals including
Gaylord Perry and Oscar
Gamble. They are reportedly
offering the rights to Flood and
Allen for the two.

By Bill Spit l er

Today at Reno, Nevada , sight
of the annual winter poker
game for the baseball general
managers, there were several
surprising trades announced
today. As you all know the
annual poker game was instituted by Buzzi Bravaisi
following last year's disap*
pointing baseball winter
meetings last year.
Charlie Finally lost his shirt,
Reggie Jackson , Catfish
Hunter and Alvin Dark , his last
general
manager
when
manager and commissioner of
baseball Bravaisi drew a royal
flush in a spirited bidding war
other players lost were Wilber
Wood and Dick Allen from
Chicago, Angeulo Montagueo
from Philadelphia and Willie
Mays from the San Francisco
Giants.
Other trades announced were
mainly from the Philadelphia

Schmedley Gorilla , BSC's new secret weapon, will be displayed for the first time in the Fall
semester when the Hounddogs take on the Millersville Murderers. (Photo by Buckett)

Officia l campus shit list

Sp irited attack
on ghosts

By BarbWizencheeszits

Herewith is the official
campus shit-list: a compilation
of a number of people who
deserved this distinction from
the masses at BSC:
A.R.A Slater - for food service above and beyond the call
of money . Yes, these people
were so bent on keeping the
cost of a mea\ phenomenally
low, regardless of the consequences, that they poohpoohed insignificant factors
like quality and taste. They
should be cheered on for their
much-acclaimed methods of
stretching their food allotment - such memorable acts like hot
water in the peanut butter can 't
be forgotten . We all know your
food is full of "something" -that' s why you 're on this
particular list. A.R.A., hats off

jerseys, it might help a lot in
your attempts next season.
President McCormick - for
being too good as our
President. When you do things
like talking to students ,
following up on policies and
being accountable for our
money, there is only one
logical outcome : we'll probably
lose you !
CGA - for all the big decisions
they made this year. Most .
memorable was the heated
debate over allotment for
money for sneakers for the
male cheerleaders.
It' s
reassuring to. know that our
government is always working
in our best interests.

to you for giving us all the
starch we could ever need, that
literally stuck to our ribs !
Frank Lorah - for promising
CGA that the Maroon & Gold
staff would try to print two
(yes , count 'em, 2) issues per
week next semester since they
gave us money for that compugraphic machine. Considering the fact that you're
graduating in December, that
was really a hell of a parting
(Don 't sleep too
gesture.
soundly in the next few months
if you know what's good for
you.)
The Football Team - for yet
another season of outstanding
performance. We all know how
hard you try , but if you could

just remember that our team is
the one with the red and yellow

by Day and-Night

Excitem ent rang throughout
the campus of Boredsburg
State College this past
weekend.
Troops of people , unable t o
take the excitement , began to
march out on Friday afternoon.
Oittle did these " cowards "
real ize wha t the y were missin g .
A mouth-watering meal of
baked chicken b ones an d
wa tery noodles was offered to
the st uden ts by the Odds.
Frida y 's B.N.E. was the
j udging of decora t ed doors in
- the dorm s. Girls , clad inbeautiful bathrobes , with the ir
hair done in curlers , tram pled
through the halls intent on their
jobs.
After the excitement of the
door jud ging, many studen ts
couldn 't take much more so
The more
the y retired.
vigorous girls stayed in the
lounge and colored a Bugs
Bunny tab lecloth.
Saturda y brought many
parents and pros pective vresh men to our campus. Amaz ing
as it may seem , while outside ,
one could actua lly see about
five people walking arou nd.

(From pg. 9)

fUO JO0 IS FINISHED

came to the rescue wit h his
fourth fr i en dly amendmen t of
the year .
After much debate the
mot i on was rewor d ed i n such a
manner tha t the only identifiable fact was that the seven
new "cheer per sons" were t o
get new sneakers .
Thru act ions l i ke t hese , the
CGA is attem pt ing t o stick t o
their pledge , made at t he
beg inn i ng of the semester in the
prescen ce of this re porter . .
Tha t pledge was and still
rema i ns , "A ccoun t abil i t y and
justification to the students ."

out and another weekend at
Boredsburg

Upon seeing this Jane would
quickly run to the bathroom
and peer into the tub and if
she's lucky she will find a gift.
But who knows where this tub
may be. It could be on a different floor or even a different
dorm.
During this yule tide season
m any girls throughout the
dorms put their heads together
and come up with the brainstorming idea of pulling names
out of a hat and buying 25 cent
and 50 cent gifts for the girl
they choose.
The name you pick then
becomes your very own personal secret and you are
t rans f orme d in t o a ghost and
cree p t o the door of the person

CGA

actually had some meat on it.
Throughout the day, students
were seen roaming the streets
of
beautiful
downtown
Boredsville , doing absolutely
nothing.
The evening rounded-out a
perf ect day. Writing Christmas
cards and studying for finals
was the perfect Saturday night.
With outlooks for a happy and
go-lucky week ahea d, man y
students stayed in on Sunday .
Sleeping and eating were
pastimes for these over-excited
st uden t s.
W hen t he t roo p s came
march i ng back , the lights went

histor y .

Dear Jane
Rub-a-dub-dub, 3 men in a
tub
Your Spirit

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Excitement galore
muaem s were given a tasie or
the regular Odds food; a hot
on weekend roast beef sandwich , which

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her gift .
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you'll buy a cute little present
and place it in a convenient
place. But if you're a fresh pot
you'll decide to send your
spiritee up to the top floor ,
down to the basement, to her
own floor again and finally
back down the basemen t to
excite her with a beautifully
wrapped eraser . Or you may
decide to have her paged and
cause her to jump out of her
shoes for finally being called
upon only to be presented with
" a pencil from some receptionist.
Yet this can have some advantage to it. It gives your
spiritee the option she was
looking for to buy her spirit a
chea p an d crum my present on
the day of the party when the
. spiritee gets her chance to
strike back.

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By Bill Sipler

Heady competition drow ns mermen ,
but Huskies place eighth in two
By Bill Sipler

The first semester has dra wn to a close and ithas come time to wr i te
a wrap-up for the first half of the year. All the college 's winter athletic
programs appear to be off and running toward a find year. The swim
team , as of this writing, carries an unbeaten record into the coming
competition. The wrestlers are again out to prove that BSC is one of

the best wrestling schools in the east and the cagers are trying to make
that tri p to the NCAAs again.

BSC has enjoyed an outstanding arra y of winter sports competition
in the past as the wrestlers have often gained recognition for the
school in previous NCAA competition. However , last year both the
Men 's and Women 's Basketball squads brought some honor to the
Maroon and Gold standards when they traveled to the NCAAs in
Evansville and the women went undefeated for the firs t time in the
history of the school .

Both teams move into their better parts of the schedule after the
semester break with the women opening their season and the men
finishing up theirs .
The swimmers also enter into the bulk of their competition at this
t ime. Women 's swimming , which showed much promise last year ,
will also start . Next semester should prove to give many thrills to the
Husk y fans.

The Mermen of BSC traveled
to Penn State last weekend to
partici p ate in the Penn State

Swimmin g and Diving Relays.
The Huskies had some very
heavy com petition as they
fielded nine relay teams.

Only able to finish as high as

eighth place in a ver y tough

field the Huskies competed
against teams from Bucknell ,
Tem ple , Penn State , East
Carolina , and other swimming
powers. They had two teams
finish in the top eight and all
their entries were highly
competitive .

The two teams that finished

This semester has given the average fan a taste of defeat as well as
joy as the fall teams had disappointing years . The winter and oncoming spring sports add the fresh outlook of victor ies to come.

in eighth place for BSC were
the 400 yard breas t stroke relay
team of Doug Thran , Steve
Packer , Jim Balchunis , and
John Clayton and the one meter
diving team of Gary Havens
and Chip Callahan ,

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ninth p lace teams.
R i ck
Walters and Havens combined
for a ninth place finish in the

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The Huski es also had two

three meter diving competition
while the 400 yard butter fly
team of Paul Richards , Rich
Kozik i, Bill Ewell and George
King wrapped up another ninth
place finish for BSC.

The Huskie s had one team ,
the 200 yard freest y le team of
Packer , Balchunas , Larr y
Kitson and Tim Sopko , f i nish

eleventh.

The final four entries of BSC
finisheanwefrtJiV tff ^^ eams

were : the 400 yard medle y
relay team of Torok , Thran , 1
Richards and Marvin ; the 400
y ard individual medley team of
Marvin , Balchunas , and
Thran ; the 200 yard medley
team of Torok , Packer , King '

and Sopko ; and the 400 yard
freest y le team of Koziki , Torok ,
Richards and Marvin .

Coach McLaughlin felt the
swimmers did extremely well
as they faced thei r stronges t

competition to date.
The
Huskies did a very nice job in
the 400 yard freestyle relay ,
turning in a time of 3:23 for
their best so far this season .

The

Huskies

had

some

p roblems as Rick Kozicki
wasn 't feeling too well . The
Huskies did get good performances from Mar vin and
Sopko. Marvin turned in this

best time on record as he swam
an anchor Jeg for the medle y

relay team in 48.1. Tim Sopko
also turned in two of his best
time at 22.7 and 22.8.
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Their hopes for their 400 yard
butterfly relay team to finish in
the top six and end up in the

finals were dispelled when the

team turned in four seconds off

the pace .

Facing some of the better
teams in the count r y, the BSC
mermen proved the y could
com pete with them on at least

an

indivi dual

basis

last

weekend. The team kept up
with one of their future opponents , Temple Universi ty.
Coach McLaughlin felt that
the y got a very good evaluation
on the Temple team that they
will face after t he semest er
break.
The Huskies were disappointed that they didn 't get a

look at the Monmouth

and

Villanova teams that they will
face later in the year. The
coaches were hoping to get a
look at their future
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Shorty Scheib takes crown

Gr appler s at Pen n
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by Craig Winters
Freshman Steve Scheib
emerged as the Huskies lone
champion in the Penn State
Wrestling Tournament last
weekend.
The tournament
which was run on an individual
basis featured eight top teams
including NCAA Champion
Oklahoma, Clarion , Penn State
and Slippery Rock. Since the
major emphasis of the preseason tournament was to
provide each contestant with
three matches, no team score
was kept. Strong Husky performances were also turned in
by Tom Fink , Carl Poff and
John Rodgers.
Steve Scheib at 177 lbs. was
the only freshman in the
tournament to take a first.
Scheib defeated quality opposition in gaining the title. In
his first match Steve decisioned
former EIWA Collegiate
champ Don Bremmerman
(Penn State) 3-1 on a takedown

late in the match. He then
pinned Chris Cole of Clarion
and edged Tim Kerns of
Oklahoma in the final bout.
Tom Fink at 118 lbs. also
wrestled well. Coach Sanders
felt that Fink could have
captured a first in his class if
not for a slow start in his second
match . In this match he
dropped a 10-6 decision to
Oklahoma 's Charles Gomez the
eventual champ. In his other
matches Fink was impressive
defeating
Paul
Corbera
(Purdue ) 9-2 and Carl Lutz
(Lock Haven ) 11-0 in overtime.
Carl Poff at 126 also racked up
two victories by decisioning
Tom Parker from Lock Haven
and Lou Bailum (Wilkes).
Bailum was ruiinerup in the
NCAA Division 3 championships last year. Poff s lone
defeat was suffered in the first
round. Other Husky grapplers

winning two matches were
John Rodgers at 190 lbs. and
heavyweight Mike Snyder.
Coach Sanders was extremely pleased with the
purpose and organization of the
meet.
He felt that the
guaranteed three matches
provided his young team with
excellent match experience as
well as serving as a fine tuneup
for future matches. Sanders
was impressed with the performances of Steve Scheib,
Tom Fink , Carl Poff and John
Rodgers but was a bit disappointed with his veterans. A
return to form of his veterans,
he feels, will make the Huskies
a formidable squad.
The Huskies will travel to
Slippery Roek to compete in a
quadrangular meet with
Slippery Rock East Stroudsburg and Trenton State
tommorow.

The swimmers face Monmouth and Kings this week as they strive to
keep their unbeaten streak alive. The Kings meet was last night in
Nelson Fieldhouse. (Photos by Slade )

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College seniors or graduate school students expecting to achieve
their degrees in the near future are invited by the Greater
Philadelphia Chamber of Commerce and its companion tri-state
business association, The PENJERDEL Corporation , to meet with
prospective employers Thursday and Friday, December 26 and 27,
1974. The program will begin at 9:00 a.m. both days at the Bellevue
Stratford in Philadelphia.
The object of the conference is to give approximately 65 Greater
Philadelphia employers and young college-trained men and women
who live in Southeastern Pennsylvania , Southern New Jersey and the
S tate oi Delaware an opportunity to get to know one another. There
are no charges of any kind to the students attending ; nor is there any
need for pre-registration. Simply show up at the Bellevue Stratford
Hotel either or both days.
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The past greats met the future greats of BSC as the Alumni met the varsity as a preparation for
the Penn State Tournament. The young Huskies show a lot of promise against the alumni.
(Photos by Williard )

WRA : Wrap-up
The WRA has completed its
last two sports for this
semester , basketball and
bowling. The winning bowling
team is Schuylkill Hall I. The
team members are Steph
Wechter , Bobbi Rhoads, Carol
Naumovitz and Diane Rice.
Basketball was played in a
round-robin tournament. The
sixteen teams were divided into
two League A and League B.
Team three won the League A
championship and League B

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winner was team fifteen . The
college championship game
was held at 6:00 on December 4.
Team fifteen defeated team
three by the score of 22-17.
Members of the championship
team are Deb Snyder (capta in) , Li sa Sava ge , J anet
Stump, Maggie Marshall , Anne
Brovey, Marie Plunkett and
Karen Vorgotch .
Con gratu l at i on s to th ese an d
all participants and winners in
WRA activities this semester.

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Huskies take Max ZeiI Tourney
by Dale Myer s

The BSC basketball t eam
continued their winning ways
as they captured f irst place in
the Max Ziel Basketball Classic

The start of the season was heralded by two wins over Towson State
and Patterson as the Huskies swept to an early start on the unbeaten
track . (Photo by Slade)

held atX)swego State College in
New York last Friday and
Saturday .
The Huskies
received sterling performance
f rom guard Mike O gnosky and
forward Jerr y Radocha .
O gnosky scored 13 points in the
opening game and 16 in the
champi onship contest and was
also named to the all tournament team . Radocha , who
was neamed to the all tournament team, was tabbed as
the Most Valuable Player for
the tournament scoring 16
points in both games. He also
did a good job in the rebounding
department for the Huskies.
In t he opening game the
Huskies def eated Trenton State
77-50. It was close at half time

but the Huskies played a strong
second half to breeze to the
easy victor y. Radocha led the
BSC attack with 16 points while
Rick Evans chipped in 14 and
Ognosky
contributed
13
markers.

The Husk i es antic ip ated
some tougher competition in
t he title game, in W aterloo
College of C anada, but again
played solid basketball to hand
them a 79-57 defeat. Waterloo ,
who possesses three players
who compete on the Canadian
national team, and was 11-0
until they met the Huskies,
couldn't cope with the antics of
Ognosky and Radocha. Gary
Tyler , although he did not
score, was tough on the boards
and played excellent defense.
Joseph scored 14 points and
grabbed six rebounds .

The only dark spot for the

Huskies was a knee injury to

Evans. Evans , who has been a
steady performer for the
Huskies this year , is a doubtful
com p etitor for this week 's
action.
The Huskies , who played foar
games in four days, received a
wealth of praise from their coach Charles Chronister . "We
really played good defense, and
played well under pressure, "
commented the Husky pilot .
He also explained that the team

executed fundamentals well
and did a good job preparing
themselves mentally to compete.

This week 's competition may
be the key to a successful
H usky season. The cagers need
to pick up a conference win.

Chronister feels that if his team
continues playing in the fashion

that they have shown for the
past three games, they will be
" very tough to beat "

Huskies swamp
Bucknell

However , Rick Joseph finallly
found the range and the

by Dale Myers

The BSC cagers got back on
the winning track after last
Wednesday 's loss to East
Stroudsburg by defeating the
Bisons of Bucknell 71-53 last
Thursday at Bucknell .
Early in the first half it

looked as if the Huskies were
going to contin ue their shooting

woes which plagued them at

Stroud as they failed to score
for the first seven minutes and
dropped behind the Bisons 12-0.

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Huskies cut the Bucknell lead

to seven at the midway mark of

the firs t half.

The Huskies , with a spark

provided by Rich Yanni , then
got hot from the floor. Yanni
hit two field goals, Rick Evans
dumped in four points , and
Jerry Radocha an d Steve
Bright helped pull the Huskies
to within 31-30 at the half.
The half time rest had no
cooling effect on the Huskies as
they reeled off eight unan-.
swered points to take a 38-31
lead. BSC then continued to
fire accurately from the floor
and built up a 15 point lead with
just two minutes remaining in
the game.
Radocha and Evans , both
sophomores , continued to give
coach Charles Chron ister
stand-out performances as they
scored 19 and 12 points
respectively. Yanni was also a
key contributo r to the Husky
cause as he garnered 14

markers.

In the prelim inary game the
Husky Frosh , paced by Al
Williams ' 31 points posted an
85-60 win over the Bucknell
Freshmen , Jeff Slocum also
helped the frosh with 12 points
while Jim Gladwin and Spence
. Plerc ft throw in a piece..

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Announcements
Mr. John Mulka , Director of
Student Activities, announced
plans for Kehr Union to be
operational 24 hours daily
during finals week . More information will be available in
'BSC Today ' and in the
residence halls.
The next regularly ' scheduled
meeting of CGA will be in
, January . If arrangements can
be made the site will be
Columbia Hall.

AAovie review
(From pg. 6)
afternoon orange sky, as if it
were filmed in the original
_Garden_of Eden.
Scott also experimented with
camera angles. He seems .
fascinated with shooting dark
silhouettes and profiles against
a sky, and he'll often switch
from a detailed close-up of his
wife to an obscure, hazy view of
the landscape.
One criticism of the movie is
that Scott was not totally
realistic in presenting his wife.
He seemed to be interested in
making her fashionable and
appealing. It seems that a
woman separated from society
for 18 years would be dirty,
haggard and sloppy looking,
but Miss Van DeVere always
looks as though she stepped out
of Vogue's summer issue.
She looks like every man ^ s
fantasy or dream girl in her
flowing white gown and straw
bonnet. Her face is beautifully
photogenic, with clear-cut and
well-chiseled features. She is
the rare combination of
fragile innocence and sensuality that every producer
dreams of .
Scott seems to capitalize on
this. Even when her hair is
wild and disheveled, it still
looks free and sensual, rather
than greasy and limp, as it
would most likely be. Even
when her face is smudged , whe
still manages to look clean and
well-scrubbed. And perhaps
the most unrealistic, is the 18
year old dress that becomes
more conf orm ing , more flattering, and more revealing with
every year.
But t hi s poi nt seems m inor ,
when compared to the outstanding features of this movie.
It's a must f or every one who
has ever questioned the hidden
nature of man , and I'm sure
that it will be one of the most
controversial and talked about
films of 1975.

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movie scheduled for December
13, 1974, will not be shown.
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