Inter-Sororit y Council
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Dr. Harve y A. Andrass
Honored By Many

Dr. Harvey A. Andruss , retirin g
president , and his wife -were honored at the annual Faculty Association banquet last Satur day night
in the College Commons. About 250
attended the banquet: faculty members and their husbands and wives,
as well as members of the administration , the board of trustees , and
several emeritus faculty members.
Dean Hoch gave the invocation.
Also honored were three retiring
faculty: Miss Mary Macdonald , assistant professor and member of
the counseling staff; Mrs. Elizabeth
Williams , assistant dean of women ,
and Miss M. Beatrice Mettler , assistant professor of health and physical education.
The faculty presented President
Andruss with a portable color television set and gave to his wife a
large sterling silver plate on which
was inscribed: Bloomsburg State
College Faculty—1969. President
Andruss was also given a framed
parchmen t scroll on which was lettered a statement by the faculty
honoring his 40 years of service in
the state college system and his 30
years as president. Dr. Edson
Drake , Faculty Association president , presented the gifts to President and Mrs. Andruss.
After dinner President Andruss
reviewed some of the hi ghl ights of
his 40 years in the state college
system.
Entertainment was ,provided by
the Madigral Singers under the direction of William Decker , actin g
head of the department of music .
The singers featured a program of
folk and popular music.
The evening activities were concluded with dancin g to Bobby
Baird' s orches t ra.
Receptions were held before the
dinner by members of the faculty
and administration.

"They Wrecke d
The Whole Town"

Between 2 ,000 and 3,000 college

students from across the nation invaded the tiny community of Zap,
North Dakota , this weekend , leaving t he villa ge a shambles after an
all-night beer brawl. More than 500
National G uardsmen were needed
to return order to the normall y
quiet community of 300. Martial
law was imposed after the town's
Main Street businesses were wrecked , some buildin gs dismantled ,
and a car and a truck smashed.
Ivan Stiefel , the count y sheriff ,
said: "The y wrecked the whole
town. " It was estimated that more
than 10,000 cases of beer were consumed in the ni ght-long revelry
that zapped Zap.
Students from as far away as
Canada and Florida began arrivin g
in response to a jok ing Invitation
in the North Dak ota State University newspaper which called for an
annual gathering in Zap on May 10.
Within a matt er of hours the ZapIn overflowed the two taverns and
one cafe that norma lly service the
staid Za p citizenr y. Bonfires appeared In the center of Main Streot
as the temperature dro pped below
freezing. To feed the flames ono
buildin g was razed and everythin g
portable in the bars was tossed Into
the fires. When the volunteer flro
department appeared some 20 students attacked It
"Rough looking place this mornIng, " Emanuel Sandau , a tavern
owner said after It was all over.
Beside him his wife wept.

A rece ption in honor of Dr. Andruss , President of*SSC who will
retire during the latter part of this
year, was recently held by the
brothers of Pi Epsilon Chi , one of
seven social fraternities on campus, in the Alumni Room.
John Wolk , President of Pi Epsilon Chi, in his tribute to Dr. Andruss congratulated him on his accomplishments during the past 39
years at the College , 30 years of
which were served as President.
Wolk noted that the entire life of
this dedicated educator is something to be emulated. On behalf
of the brothers , he presented Dr.
Andruss with an engraved tray and
wished he and Mrs. Andruss much
happiness in their retirement.
Dr. Andrus s expressed his appreciation to this newest social fraternity on campus for its thoughtfulness and gave a brief history of
fraternities stating that the first
fraternity originated in a Raleigh
tavern in Williamsburg, Virginia ,
1776; thus the fraternity system is
as old as our country.
After thanking Mr. William Acierno, advisor to Pi Epsilon Chi , Dr.
Andruss concluded his short talk
and was given a standing ovation.

Why Delay
Matur ity ?

West Virginia University student
leaders have proposed that women
students no longer should be required to be in their residence
halls after certain hours.
President James G. Harlow said
the new student proposal is an extensi on of women 's hours lengthened just last fall to 2 a.m. " I am
hear tily in favor of tlie principle
that men and women students
sh ou ld be governed by the same
re gulations instead of the presen t
policy of unrestricted hours for
men and restricted hours for women ," Dr . Harlow commented. "Limits on men 's hour s, if any, shou ld
be precisely the same as for women as the student proposal recommends. "
Universit y coeds who live in
campus housing — depending on
their academic rank and avera ge—
now aren 't re quired to be In the
residence halls until no later than

EOP

In September 1969, the Bloomsburg State College will initiate an
Educational Opportunity Progr am
for high school graduates fro m economically deprived backgrounds.
The group to be admitted will consist of approximately twenty-five individuals , both Negro and white ,
who have been selected by the college in close cooperation with high
school guidance counselors.
Plans for the Educational Opportunity Program were initiated in
Aj igust , 1968 when a special committee was appointed by Dr. Harvey A. Andruss , President of the
College , to "survey and make recommendations for promoting more
opportunity for economically deprived students at Bloomsburg
State College."
The committee consisted of Dr.
John A. Hoch , Dean of Instruction;
Dr. H.M. Afshar , Chairman , Dept.
of Education; Dr. Lee E. Aumiller ,
Coordinator of Field Experiences;
Dr. Robert Miller , Director of Federal Programs; Mr. John Scrimgeour , Director of Student Financial Aid; and Mr. John Walker ,
Director of Admissions. This committee met bi-weekly throughout
the winter months to consider all
aspects of the program. In order to
have a better overall evaluation of
prospec tive students , it was decided that insofar as possible all students would be contacted throu gh
high school guidance counselors.
The program will be par tially
funded with Economic Opportunity
Grants. Work-study programs , pr ovided by the college, will be initiated during the summer of 1969.
Special courses to improve communication skills will be available
during the summe r, and tutorial
services will be available if requested. All students admitted under the
Educational Opportunity Pro gram
will be required to maintain the
same academ ic st andard s a s ot her
students , althou gh the time usually
required for completing the degree
programs may be extended from
four years to five years .
midni ght Sunday throu gh Thursda y and until' 2 a.m. on Frida y and
Saturday.
The student proposal also would
require the University to provide
additional staff to secure the residence ha lls f rom midn ight to 7
a.m. Sunday th rou gh Thursday

New History Prof. For 69-70

Ral ph Smiley, Associate Professor of Histor y at the Indiana Universit y of Pennsylvania , will join
the facult y of Bloomsburg State
College as Associate Professor of
Histor y at the start of the 19691970 colle ge year , accordin g to Dr.
Andruss , President.
A native of New York City, Smiley received his elementary education in a number of schools there
and attended Eramus , Hall in
Brooklyn for his secondary education. His Bachelo r of Arts degree
was received from Brooklyn College and his Master of Arts de gree
from Rutger s University where he
expects to receive his Doctor of
Philoso phy degree in the fall of
1969.

His teaching assignments prior
to his prese nt position include Rutgers University, 1063-85; Newark
State College, 1964-198B; Douglass
C ollege, 1965-1006; and the Indiana
Univers it y of Penn sylvania f or the
past three years where he has been
a coord inator of studies In Western
Civilization and a gra duate adviser.
Prior to his teachin g experience ,

he was a frei ght rate clerk with the

Allied Chemical & Dye Cor p. in
New York ; a traffic assistant at the
Colonial Sugars Co., Gramorcy,
Louisiana ; a national traffic analyst
with Johnson & Johnson , New
Brunswick , N.J. ; and traffic manager , Hewltt pRobblns , New York , In
1955 he received his Interstate
Commerce Commission practitioner
license. He was also a militar y
writer In the United States Arm y
in 1945-46.
Mr. Smiley also maintains membershi p in the following professional organizations : Phi Alpha
Theta traternlt y , Central European
History Group , American Historical Association , American Association of University Professors , and
United States Power Squadron.

AndrussScholarship
Announced At Banquet

On Wednesday, May 7, the InterLast week , the I.S.C . held a banSorority Council held a General ' quet in the College Commons for
Open Rush meeting in Haas Audi- all Greek women. Guests of honor
torium for all girls interested in were Dr. and Mrs. Harve y A. Anjoining a social sorority next year. druss. O ther guests included Dean
The pur p ose of the meet ing was to and M rs. H och, Dean and Mrs.
acquain t them with the soror itie s Hunsinger , Mr. and Mrs. Wettand the women that comprise each . stone, Mr. and Mrs . Mulka , Miss
Rush eligibility was explained Tolan , and sororit y advisorsj Mrs.
in the following three requireDonovan , Mrs. Lauer , and Miss
ments necessary to rush a sorority:
Ward.
1. You must have compl eted the
Offi cers f or next year who were
first year of college work and introduced are : President — Gail
have at least one semester in at- Thorpe: Vice President—Cindy Mctendance at Bloomsburg.
Allister; Secret ary — Sharon Yur2. You must have a 2.0 previous
aka; and Treas urer—Sue Deiffendorfer.
semester and a 2.0 cumulative
average.
The highlight of the evening was
3. You must be in good standing
the announcem ent of establishwith the college (this means you ment of a scholars hip in honor of
cannot be on academic , disciplinPresident And russ. The Greek
ary or social probation ).
women wanted to express their apIt was explained that further in- preciation to him for all he has
formation will be available in the done for the college and the Greek
Fall at a similar meeting.
system. The scholarship will be efThe new presidents of BSC' s five fective as of September , 1970, and
social sororities were introduced.
is to be based upon the following
They are as follows : Theta Tau critefla:
Omega—Joanne
Kurinec* Theta
1. The name of the scholarship
Gamma Phi—Mary Ann Hartman ,
shall be the Dr . Harvey A. AnTau Sigma Pi—Anita Delario , Deldruss Scholarship .
ta Epsilon Beta—Beth Ann Valen- 2. The recipient of the scholarship
tino , and Chi Sigma Rho—Ann
must be a Gree k woman having
Rusnak.
Junior status. '
Each president talked briefly,
3. The recipient of the scholarship
then everyone was invited to minmust have achiev ed a 3.0 cumulagle and look at the sorority distive average.
play s that were set up in the lobby.
4. The recipient of the scholarship
must be an active participant in
extra-curricular activitie s and a
contributing figure to th .3 ad»
vancement of the college community.
5. The scholarship will be supported by Greek women as controlled
On Sunday evening Mr. Robert
through the Inter-Sorority CounA. Haller , the Director of Publicacil. (The specific amount of the
tions , announced the winners of
scholarship will be established
the Publications Prize and Awards
during the Fal l Semester 1969for 1969.
1970.)
John F. Dietrichson earned the
This award will be presented anPublications Director 's Pr ize f or. nually at the Inter-Sorority Counhis work as Editor-in-chief of the
cil Banquet to be held in the
1969 .Olympian. "Mr. Dietrichson
Spring.
took a public ation that was literally
mired in mediocrity and raised it give recogn ition for outstanding
to a level where it can be favorab ly a chi evement in part icular areas ,
compare d with the literary maga- r ather than f or a publication as a
zines of an y other college in t he whole.
nation . A welcome passion for breFor his moonlight photograph on
vity and a skillful integration of art
page 10 of the Olympian, Tim
and text easily make this the most
Shannon of the M&G staff earned
at t rac t ive pub licat ion to appear on a Pub lications Director 's Award.
the campus during the 1968-69 "Unt itled and unexpl ained , Shanschool year ," Haller said.
non's photograp h exemplifies one
Two students earned Public a- of the great pot entials of photog rations Director 's Award s. Thou gh phy—the person al vision of a phonot the same as the Prize , the
togra pher who can find in the most
Awards re p resent a good deal mor e common ma te r ials , a transcendent
t han honorable mentions. The y imaee."
For her grap hics design of the
and from 2 to 7 a.m. on Friday and
yet-to appear 1969 Obiter , Ton!MaSaturda y . The sta ff would chec k tulis earned a Publications Direcstudent ident ification cards before
tor 's Award. "By altering the diadmit ting the m to the halls during
mension of her yearbook , using
those hours.
color photograp hy more forcefully
"It is the student' s responsibility
and efficiently, composing her two
to realize the importance of his ed- page spreads aro und larger and
ucation and grade attainments and
more lively pictures , and using
he has the ri ght to set his own
screens and pr int reversals , Miss
standards ," the student pro p osal Matul l s is creati ng a yearbook that
observed.
will not only be exciting (when It
"Setting hours does not necessarappears in September ) but also
ily insure individual responsibility
place her In prime content ion for
and maturit y. Why delay maturity
the 1070 Prize ."
with protectiv e measures which reAll three studen ts, Mr. Dietrichtard the stud ent' s growth as an inson , Miss M atuli s, and Mr. Shandependent person who thinks for
non , wi ll receive engraved pewter
himself ?"
tankards later this week.

'69 Publications
Prize & Award s

CLASS OF 1970

Today is the last day to turn
in senior yearbook proofs. A
Msrin Studio representative will
be in Waller Hall Lobby until 5
p.m.

Moon light, "untitled and unexplained "

by Tim Hlinmion

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This letter is in reply to that of
night was the scene of what apBut I'll fight this modern registraGlo Wilson who criticized Stan Rapeared to be an extrem ely successby
STAN
RAKOWSKY
tion,
kowsky and also one of his previTo get t hat ? :*&%$ course card. ful Pops Concert and Maroon and
Throughout ihis year I' ve tried
ous "Str aight from Stan " col umn s.
Gold Band Concert. This event
various ways of exposition with the Well I finally got my courses,
Being one of his constituents , I
br
ou ght t o a conc lu sion t his year 's
exception of the poem. And so not
would like to set the record
With only loss of time.
' series of musical activities. Perwanting
to
let
any
stone
unturned
,
straight on a few points for a perMy schedule is a dandy,
ha ps the only disappointin g feature
as w.e say in the l iterar y bus iness ,
son of your caliber to criticize a
Yet a little out of line .
of the evening was the sparsity of
t oday by pop ular demand of my
person of his stature . I am a resithe audience ^
read ing aud ience a nd t hose ou t side I' ve got Klenner first for Bio.,
dent man , one of his constituents
Then there 's Gingold , she 's a
The first part of the program feaof it, I'm going to treat you to a litand I, as do count less numbers of
help.
t
ur
ed t he Harm onette s, under the
tle poem which I' ve com p osed.
ot hers , whom he represents, feel
With an ending up of Sanders ,
direction of Miss Sylvia Cronin.
* • •
pro ud to have him as our rep reTo give me mental help.
The girls sang Bartok' s "Enchant
There w as once a man name d
sentative on CGA. That is why we
¦
Harvey,
My schedule may seem off a bit , ing Song," Schuman 's "Holiday
elected him to a second term and
Song," and "Echo Song" by DiWho
worked
long
and
well
for
Or just a "flat" off key:
will to a third if he so desire s it
the state of Pa.
With me coming six whole days a Lasso.
and is able to serve. His votes were
Next came a group of songs perIt was said by those who thought
week ,
not for or against anything (though
themselves swarvey,
j udging from your past perfo rmFrom Eight to Ten-Thirty. (PM formed by the Men 's Glee Club , directed by William Decker. Their
That Harvey was the bright spot
—post mortum )
ances would cause me to believe
songs
included "Music to Watch
of their day.
otherwise about you) unless you
Yes today was registration .
Girls By," the "Navy Hymn ," and
count his representation of the men
Working right with this knight in
As you can plainly see,
a duet performed by Bill Berg and
of BSC as an undesirable group.
shining armor ,
These men with these white
Dave
Drucker— "Sounds of SiWe feel that his leadership on Coljackets
Was his trusted aid named Elt.
This was followed by a relence."
lege Council was an asset to our
Now Elt it was felt could mend
Are just here to pick up me.
turn of the Harmonettes who sang
Association. He has moved the
any rapture ,
"Black is the Color of My True
ARM farther in his one year as
And so together their hands they
Love's
Hair " and "While We're
President than any several years
dealt.
Young. "
in the past. As for his siding with
The Pops Concert portion of the
Also endeared to both of them ,
any one group exclusively, why
program
was concluded with the
spirit
of
Boyd.
Was
the
lightning
don't you ask those who are closely
combined voices of the two groups
Who chimed right in like an old
associated with him if this is tr ue?
by Mike Stugrin
singing selections from Porgy and
mother hen ,
He was , it is true , engage d in
If
people
had long coarse brown
Bess.
And
clucked
oh
boy,
oh
boy,
oh
two campaigns this year , that one
hair all over their bodie s and they
Probably the most vibrant porboyd !
was not quite as successful as the
never took a bath even during the tion of the evening was lodged by
other doesn 't make me see where
And then there was John , a man hottest months or brushed their
the Maroon and Gold Concert Band
you can say that he is a sore loser
among men.
teeth to go to church on Sunday
under the direction of Mr. Stephen
about anything. He could have sat
Who worked right next to Stu .
so that they could learn about
Wallace. The band opened their
next year sullenly on the sidelines,
And of both gents it was known
God' s word and they never voted perform ance with an excellent renbut no , he sacrificed his time again
now and then ,
or wanted to change their crummy
to serve the men of BSC.
That it would take a lot to fool way of living and never tried to dition of the score from Camelot.
Other selections were from Man of
With regards to his coming late
these two!
improve the world with nude art
La
Mancha , the Richard Rogers
to a recent meeting, no one ca ll ed
reproductions that are so cheap to composition , "Slaughter on Tenth
Also members of this illustrious
for Stan at his room , for at 7:10
come by and avoided watching
crew ,
Avenue ," which featured Don Messon the night referred to by you, I
Johnny Carson , they 'd be horses.
Come to us the names of Mary
mer , and finally, the "American
rode down the elevator with him
But people aren 't. Horses. Are peo- Civil War Fantasy. " The band was
and Bob.
and was walking with him to the
ple afraid they 'll get hurt if they
And it was a fact that when these
in top form and staged a truly
meeting when Tony Savage met us.
get involved? One thin g really
were thru ,
memorable performance.
People such as you criticize him
Th ere was done a very good job . great about getting candy from a
for his stands or whatever , but isn't
candy store is that you have to get
But why do we bring to you names
it good to know someone who is ininvolved with the lady behind the
such as these?
terested in BSC and will come to
counter. In the world , given, flower
Not to know would mean you're maddened , made no Utopia , shut
the forefront to state what he belacking in knowled ge.
lieves and not hide in the chasm of
by allan maurer
under pine , aimed in Earth , balmed
But let' s sto p a while and let me in Lone, Jehovah , accept. You once
oblivion?
Those who are planning a Spring
put you r mind at ease ,
And so my "Dear Miss Wilson ,"
kicked Elanor in the leg, she died or Summer trip to New York City,
For they 're the BIG WHEELS at of heart failure later. You of and are plannin g to do something
I saw you in action on CGA on sevBloomsbur g State College !
eral occasions this year , and for
other than drink , such as take in a
stroke. Every nigh t, durin g the
someone who refers to glass houses ,
show, should consider going to see
"May Days" of the Sorbonne revolt
you should be careful to whom you
Woody Allen 's comedy, Pl ay It
last year , a greying, middle-aged
give rocks. In the futu re why don 't
man descended from his Left Bank t Again , Sam, which is playing at
you check into thin gs a little more
attic flat and ambled over to the the Broadhurst Theatre.
by Ronald F. Costella
carefully, or would findin g the
Woody Allen , Playboy magastudent-occupied Theatre de L'Odtruth make things too difficult?
It' s registration time again .
's favorite comedian , both
zine
eon. The re he listened with amused
Oh how I love it so.
interest as youthful nihilists de- wrote , and plays the lead role , and
D. Michael Bruner
I got here twice as earl y.
deserves double honors for his fast ,
nounced the entire span of French
Dear Editor:
To find they 're twice as slow.
history as irrelevant. And a few fresh , rib-rocking lines, and his beI would like to thank the M&G
The time has come to find my card , weeks ago, in Bloomsbur g, a woman lieveable , in a hard to believe situafor all the free and wonderfu l adwas fifth in a contest staged by tion , performance. Mr. Allen is a
To get into the Gym.
vertisements they have given to the
The Rotarlan, publication of the in- stragly haired , bespectacled , sad
What now! You say it's missing,
Gadfly in their May 9 paper. If I' m
t erna t iona l servic e club , for mem- looking fellow , and it is evident
So go to IBM.
not mistaken there are eight partial
Silly Critic Replies
bers and th eir fam il ies to learn that he wrote the part he plays in
I' ve wait ed f or an hour,
columns and one picture concernSam for himself.
Instead of launchin g into a point
who could get the most words from
To find I' ve been delayed.
ing the Gadfly. I do believe , howby point attack of the above lette r
the letters in the word "particiSam intermin gles farce , a love
This college (?) hasn 't chan ged a pate. " The lady here got 367 , The
ever , there are some honest misand thus risk the anathema of the
story, and Wood y's daydreaming,
bit,
takes which must not be permitted
liberal community, I'd like only to
w i nner , a lady from Geor gia , had to set a swift pace of shotgun huExcept , it rains ins ide toda y .
to pass by uncorrected.
make two points.
418 words. A l l t h e accumu l a t ions mor that has lau ghter shootin g
First , when I offered to "refine " Well I' m back at registration ,
of life, th at wear us out—clocks, back from the audience at all
In the "Critical Light" column ,
bodies , consc iousness, shoe, breasts.
the "Student as Nigger" article , I
t ime s. A ll t he actors and actre sses
Michae l Stugrin writes: "As a feaWith an entrance card , you know.
had no intention whatsover, to I' m on ly an h our b ehind th is ra ce ,
ture editor of the paper, I offere d
take themselves seriously, a diffiIt' s true tha t if you look behind
place my byline over it. For Mr.
to print the article , (in re ference
With everywhere to go.
almos t an y disturbances that are cult thing to achieve in comedy,
Sanders to make such a suggestion
to the controversial "Student as
disru ptin g American colleges today , but Diane Kcaton , the leadin g lad y
is unfounded. The refinement s
Nigger " article ) which I felt was
you will find a group that calls it- docs especially well , and maintains
Second , the last para graph of Mr.
whi ch I ho ped w ou ld enable my
a good one , if some of these offenself "Students for a Democra tic So- charm and prese nce on sta ge.
Sanders letter accuses me of be- ciety. " SDS claims 6,000 dues-payeditor to print the article would
sive words and phrases were deAnthon y Roberts , who p la y ed
in g a "silly critic. " Perha ps this is ing — $ 5 a year — "national mem- stock at Ea gle 's Mere several sumhave consisted mainl y in the deleleted. This , of course , was not action of the four-letter words. Also , so, bu t I need only point out that
ceptable to the editor of the Gadfly
mers , as well as man y Television
bers ," plus about 35,000 members
with out a silly critic or two , Mr.
I said this to Mr. Sanders with th e
and he accused me o f . . . because
roles , was quick , shar p, and excelour
CGA
pters.
Great
:
of local cha
Sanders would undoubtedl y con- with $114 ,000 and the SDS w ith
he wanted t o overc ome t he v e r y clear under standin g in mind that I
lent in his role as a risin g young
tinue to tread overconfidentl y his $30,000. The man who wat ched the
minor censorship rules of the M&G , am not the editor of the M&G.
executive who buys radioactive
rock-strewn path to mart yrdom.
the editor of the Gadfly began to Please , give me some credit for
real estate and sells shopping censtudents at the Sorbonne had writMike Stu grin
some awareness of realit y.
publish agai n."
ten a series of hi ghly personal , ters land with quick sand.
Finall y, Jerry Lacy, who p la y s
paradoxical meditations that ar gue
the terrible futilit y of human his- H. Bogart , and appears in Woody 's
Vol. XLVH, No. 45
Wed. , May 14, 1969
MAROON & GO LD
tory. Althou gh Cioran (this man 's da ydreams , looks like , talks like ,
and if I didn 't know better , I
namo ) shows ties with existentialLESCAVAGE
EUGENE
JOSEPH GRIFFITHS
ism, he is hard to pigeonhol e—ho would swenr Is a relncarnn tion of
flui inon M ana g er
Editor-in-Chief
has an obsession with privacy , To- Bogey.
Managing Editor
DAVE MILLER
Bogey jjlvcs Woody advice on
PHOTOGRAPHY
.
ward Newark—toward cand y store,
Stall
,
Additional
Ntwt Editor,
BILL TEITSWORTH , MICHAEL HOCK
of
the
cenhow
to got a "dame ," when his wife
Tim
Shannon
first
home-made
sodas
REPORTERS,
Copy Editor
TOM FUNK
w
In
divorces
him, and tells Woody how
Ice-crea
m
hand-churned
tury,
Mor lin Kl»ln«r
*'"' "'
Sports Editors
CLARK RUCH, VIC KEELER
Pom Vqn ppl
to
handle
his da les in hilarious,
brown
floormusty
backroom
on
Halurt Editon
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Dear Ed itor:

I only hope that Michael is writing out of ignorance , as I tend to
believe he is, rather than out of
some sort of journalistic jealousy
or maliciousness because of the
new competitor on the news stand.
In an envelope which I still have
and gave to Joe Griffiths was written: "Please read this and make
what corrections you feel appropriate. Return it to me when completed and then I can decide if it will
be printed Tuesday. Thank you very
much. Bill Sanders. " The next evening in the M&G office, I talked to
Joe about the article , at which time
he said he couldn 't publish it because he would absolutely have to
"butcher its conten ts in order to
get it by." He also mentioned he
didn't feel like facing Hun singer
(who can blame him? ), and that it
was a very long article.
It was because of all these reasons, but mostly the fear of butchery, that both Joe and I decided it
could be printed best and most
completely in the Gadfly. He suggested that I wr ite an editorial in
which I would viciously attack him
for cowardice ; Joe and I know each
other too well for that.
After all of this had ta ken place ,
you then approa ched me, Michael.
You first took time out to question
whether "I still had my nerve ,"
and then you mentioned that I
might give you the article so that
you could try to "refine " it, so that
you could put it in your column.
Sounds pretty close to plagarism to
me. But besides that , Michael ,
you 're not the editor; I assume that
he's the one who must make the
decisions that both you and I must
live by. I hope that is straightened
out now.
If I, as editor , have seemed to
"detract a great degree of respectability which the Gadfly enjoyed
under Lyle Slack last year ," I am
very sorry, but not to you. I have
tried very hard to steer clear of
some of the problems Lyle ran into
last year concerning this very que stion of respectability and characte r
attacks; and at the same time be as
forthright and honest as my martyred predecessor.
I just want you and every other
silly critic out there to know that
being compared unfavorably to
Lyle is not the wost thing in the
world , he has left a legacy that will
be hard to follow. In either case ,
there are some who are willing to
try. If that is not enou gh , however,
you can keep your damn nickel
and forget about the Gadfly.
Sincerely,
,
Bill Sanders

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Thinclads 7th at States; Paterno Speaks At Annual Awards Dinner

Ryznar, Housto n, SmithetsShine Joe P. Tells It
" Like It Is"

by Ruch
Steve R yznar , BSC trip le jumper
on th e t rac k team , became the only

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Hus ky state champion at the Pennsylvania State College Athletic
Conference trac k cham p ionshi ps at
Millersville State College . Ryznar
jumped 43*4" to captu re the Clar ion and Millersv ille dominated
even t .
Without the 100% efficiency of
Tom H ou ston , the Huskie s psyched
up to garner 46 points for seventh
place. That 46 points was more
than l ast year 's total in th e state
meet , which shows the degree that
the BSC athletes mental ly peaked
themselves to cover the loss of
Tom Houston .
Tom is one of the many unsung
heroes of BSC. He was the NCAA
Regional champ in the 440 intermediate hurdles J ast year and jfet a
majority of the student body of
BSC doesn 't know who he is or
what he has done . Also Tom was
given no recognition for his state
championship in the 440 I. H. and
neither was he mention ed for his
regional championship in the same
event at the awards banq uet last
year .
It was in the first meet of this
year while running the anchor leg
of the 440 sprint relay that he tore
a hamstring muscle. He was presumed lost for the remaind er of
the season. But Tom has a neve r
say die attitude and with hard
work and courage , Tom finished
4th in the 440 I. H. and 5th in the
120 high hurdles at state meet this
year. His performance merits more
than mentioning. Tom belongs
along the side of the greatest of all
BSC athletes. An athlete the entire college can be proud of.
Thinclads Talked Themselves
Into Points
The 16 understudies of Coaches
Puhl and Noble who went to Mil-

lersville literally talked themselves
into the finals and 'the points. For
inst anc e sophomor e J ohn Reeves ,
w h o wa sn 't considered a threat in
the ' 440 I. H., ran his best time ever
to get into the finals and finish
fifth behind Houston.
J unior Dave Smit hcrs set a new
BSC varsity record of 1:58.1 in the
880 yard run to capture third place
and a medal. Another outstanding
sophomore , Ron Brand , cleared
12'6" in the pole vault , only 1%"
off the Hu sky record to capture a
sixth place in the event.
Another effort \ctth merit was
turned in by the mile relay team
of John Lucyzyn , Steve Ryznar ,
Bruce Bittner , and John Davis
equaled their best previous time of
3:26 to place third in the champi onships.
, Sam Jayne finished well in his
two field event s with-a 4th in the
shot put and 5th in the discus.
Mark Yanchek completed the
Husky scoring with a 6th in the
high jump.
Favored Marauders Win
The tough Millersville Marauders
pulled into the state meet fit , confident and favored to walk off with
the first place trophy. As a result
Millersville collected 108 points to
best second place , Lock Haven with
92 points. Slippery Rock with 68
and Cheyney and Kutztown tied at
58 completed the top five teams.
The remaining teams scored as follows: Clarion , 48; BSC, 43; Shippensburg, 34; Edinboro , 12; Mansfi e ld , 5; and East Stroudsburg, 2.
Huskies Finish Winners
The BSC th inclads have finished
their season with a 4 win, 3 loss
dual meet record. Better years are
yet to come and if the Husky athletes stay in shape both the cross
country and track team of next
year should be somethin g to really
brag about

Five Husky Stars Honored

BSC announced Ma y 6 that five
of its athletes had been selected
for inclusion for the 1969 edition of
OUTSTANDING COLLEGE ATHLETES OF AMERICA.
The BSC athletes selected were:
Palmer Toto , son of Mr. and Mrs.
Pa lmer Tot o, 3027 Street , Philadelph ia, Pa., a senior in secondar y
education who partici pated in basketball; Ralph Moerschbacher , son
of Mr. and Mrs. R. C. Moerschbacher , 1398 Letchworth Road ,
Camp Hill , Pa., a junior in arts and
sciences who partici pated in swimmin g; Dav id Mo h ar t er , son of Mr.
and Mrs. Geor ge Moharter , 1519
Fairview Avenue , Berwick , Pa., a
sophomore in secondary education who p art icipated in ba sebal l;
Thomas Houston , son of Mr. and
M rs. Paul Houst on , 85 Lincoln
Stre et , Waverl y, N.Y., a senior in
business education who participated in swimm in g and trac k; and
Ronald Russo , son of Mr. and Mrs.
Mike Russo , 4050 Burk s Court , Seaford , N.Y., a seni or in secondar y
in
education who participated
wrestlin g.

These athlete s were nominated

earlier this year by BSC and were
chosen for t h e awa rd s publication
on the basis of the ir achievement s.
OUTSTANDIN G COLLEGE ATHLETES O F AMER I C A is sponsored

Outstandin g
by the non-profit
Americans Foundation. John Putman , one of the Ten Outstandin g
Young Men of America for 1966
and president of the Foundation
said , "It is the purpose of OUTSTANDING COLLEGE ATHLETES
OF AMERICA to recognize and
honor the all-around abilities of the
young people who have distinguished themselves in the sports competitions of our colleges. These
young people carry the mantle of
t heir school , t heir state and their
nation each time they participate
in compet itive sp orts. "
OUTSTANDING COLLEGE ATHLETES OF AMERICA is an annual
biographical compilation featurin g
the accomplishments of approximately 5,000 young athletes who
have proven themselves outstandin g in sports , campus activities and
curr iculum. Nominations for this
awards publication are- made by
the athletic department of colleges
and universities throu ghout the
coun try. Criteria for selection includes an athlete 's sports achievements , leadershi p ability, athletic
recognition and community service.
OUTSTANDING COLLEGE ATHLETES OF AMERICA stands as a
tribute to the young athletes who
have accepted the challenge of excellence. Publication date for the
book will be July , I960.

Linksmen End Successful Season

The BSC golf team completed a
very successfu l soason yesterday
takin g both sides of a trian gular
meet with Mans field State and Lycoming State Co!logos.
The Hus kies top ped Mansfi eld ,
12%-5tti and whi pped Lycomln g
le'/i-l'/i to up the season mark to
ten wins a gainst a slnglo loss.
BSC was paced by Ed Masich ,
Berwick , who flred o 1-undor par
71 in ver y poor weat her conditi ons.
Tha Hus kies will compote at Her•hey Sunda y and Mon day In the
Pennsylvania Confere nce Tournament. West Chert or la the favor ed
team , but Bait Strou dsburg, Clar-

ion , and Bloomsburg are an rated
contenders.
In conference play this year the
BSC team was undefeated with
seven victories , extendin g the ir undefeated record over two seasons
under Coach Jerry Thomas to 15-0.
Individual efforts for the season
of the Husky players , their avera ge
strokes per match , and won , lost
and tied records aro as follows:
John Marshall—76.2 , 54-2. Bob
Snyder—-75.5 , 7-2-2. Ed Mealch—
76.6, 7-3-1, Bob Simons—75.4, 10-10. Jim Mayer—75.3 , 9-0*2. Tom CastrllU—80.3 , 5-3-0. Douge MacRoberts—76.0 , 2-1.

by AJchy
• Every football coach has a favorite play. I talked to Joe Paterno ,
head coach of the Penn State Nittany Lions, after the sports ban quet last Wednesday night . Big
Joe 's favorite play is "the one that
works!" As an avid football fan I
tend to agree wholeheartedly with
Coach Paterno in the philosophy
that the good pfay works. Our conversation ran the gamut of questions about the "blue and white "
gridmen. "Joe ," if I may be personal , is hoping for an excellent
season next year; but from his own
mouth he "hopes for a lucky sea- v
son.'' Mr. Paterno left me with the
impression that any good football
team needs a bit of luck to go all
the way—but you have to be able
to take advantage of such luck
when it drops on you, and a well
coached team does such. Paterno
builds his teams on solid principles
and the Penn State Coach said "we
drill hard during the spring on
fundamentals , that is what creates
a solid team ," whtn asked to comment on Penn State 's ability to take
advantage of luck.
Key Plays Of Year
I asked the coach about his most
memorable play from the past season, but he came up with two , in
picking "Campbell' s 2nd half run
against Kansas for 50 yards and the
best moral booster Cherry 's T.D.
pass reception agains t U.C.L.A. "
Looting toward next year 's season I asked Coach Paterno who he
thought would be his toughest
teams next year. Paterno said , "naturally Ohio State , Kansas will be
rough , West Virginia , they are dark
horses , and always Syracuse and
Navy. However we schedule only
the name and can't tell what you'll
run into. "
Penn State recruiting has been
coming along and Coach Paterno
said, *'we have had a good year in
this department , we've got a lot of
people we went after and the
Orange Bowl victory has helped us
move ahe ad in this department. "
With that I said goodbye to the
most famous coach in Penn State
history, and he left for State College. Jly impression of the head
man at State was he is a real nice
guy who knows football and cares
about people—what else can you
ask for in a man who goes for the
win.

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ence from living and dying in
peace. I t is a mult ipl e million eyed
monster cried the litt le boy in the
dark bedroom. His mot her cr ied in
a tin -voice that imitated his falsity. The key is in the window , the
key Is In the sunlight at the window.
Any BSC underclassman interested in play ing trombone, ba ritone , or sousaphone in the Fall
1969 Maroo n and Gold Marching
Band should co ntact Mr. Wallace
in Hacs Audi torium , Offi ce #115
or Box 222, prio r to Wednesday,
May 14 , 1969.

Bloomsbur g 12'/j, Mansfield 5'/i
The summaries:
Joel G riffln g, M, defeated John
Marshall, 2% to %. Bob Snyder , B,
defeated Doug Simmonds, 2% to
V4. Ed Masich , B, defeoted Micke y
G eitt , 30. Bob Simons , B. defeated
John Emmett , 3-0. Jim Mayo r, B.
defeated Jerry Maiolo, 30. Jerry
Warin g, M , defeated Dou g MacRoberts , 2% to %.
Bloonubur g 16'/,, Lycoraln g V/i
John Marshall , B. defeated Tony
Cottone, 3-0. Bob Snyder , B, defeated Bob Ramsaur , 3-0. Ed Masich , B, defeated Ron Fish , 3-0, Bob
Simons, B, defeated Bill Irwln , 3-0.
Jim Mayer , tied Mark Clary, 1V61%. Doug MacRobe rts, B, defeated
Don Schmidt, 3*0.

TOP: Coaches Honk and Patents congratulate Eon Busio and Bob Snyder on being selected
the outstandi ng- athletes ?t BSC. LOWTE LEFT : Russo and the hardwar e lie collected at
the 12th Annual Athletic Awards Dinner. LOWES EIGHT : Coach Paterno . "What' s my favorit e play!. . . The one that works. "

Russo, Snvder Take Trophies
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Ron Russo , BSC's all star wrestler , and Bob Snyder , Mr. Clutch on
the Husky basketball team , walked
off with the Robert Redman Memorial Trophy and the A.R.A.
Slater trophy respectively at the
12th annual BSC Athletic Awards
dinner . The Redman tro phy is
given to the outstanding senior athlete , while the Slate r award is presented to the best underclassman in
athletics. The affair featured the
NCAA football coach of the year ,
Joe Paterno , Penn State , as the featured speaker.
Paterno , whose Penn State team
went undefeated in 1968 and won
the Orange Bowl over the Kansas
famous "12 m?" defense " in the
waning seconds of the game, told
the BSC athletes , "Dont be afraid
to gamble and don 't worry about
losing. Somewhere along th e line
you have to take a chance to reach
you r goal. "
During his talk be cited discipline, hard work and the ability to
bounce as the three important character istics needed to att ain success.
• Most people get to the top because
they have the ability to bounce
back when they get knocked down
and there is no bette r way to learn
this than through athlet ics," he
added.
Paterno , who bel ieves sports
should be fun , evident ly isn 't one
to rest on his laurels either. He
em p hasized , "I told my football
squad just yesterday, 'We 're goin g

to have
own.'"
Russo
all-time
year he
in the

to work and make our

will go down as one of the
greats at BSC. This past
was the 137-pound champ
Pennsylvania Confer ence,

Whisky & Petrol
Come To
British Tennis

by Lance Tlngay
(World/Tennis Staff)
In Great Britain things have been
moving. Quite where they are moving is perhaps hard to see but
movin g they certainly are. Last Decembe r the re was the British revolution when amateurism and professional ism were abolished from
the face of the land. On March
30th at the special meeting of the
ILTF in Paris, Britain compromised to the extent of saying "O.K .
We 'll only have the contracte d professionals In a limited number of
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the NAIA champ at the same
weight and placed fourth in the
university division of the NCAA
tournament Because of this latter
feat , he was selected to wrestle in
the East-West All-Star event at
Penn State. Russo hails from Seaford , N.Y.
Snyder , a j unior from Montrose ,
was a consistent double figures
scorer for the Huskies and a deadly
outside shooter. In fact , his return
next year has bouyed BSC's hopes
for a winning season. As a golfer
he scores in the mid 70s.
In addition to Russo and Snyder ,
th r ee othe r athlet es were cited for
reaching championship caliber. Jim
McCue , a sophomore, as the conference heavyweight champ in wrestling; Arnie Thompson , a jun ior, as
the 152-pound conference champ in
wrestling and Ralph Moerschbacher
as the conference champ in the 200
and 500 yard freestyle events in
swimming.
Dr . John Hoch , dean of instruction, served as toa stmaster , while
Elton Hunsinger , dean of students ,
offered the invocation . Russ Houk ,
d ir ecto r of ath letics and wrestlin g
coac h p re sen t ed the awards , and
was lauded by President Harv ey A.
Andruss , who stated , "Houk is
lar gely re sponsible for the athlet ic
program at BSC. Russ has done
everything asked of him , and more.
He 's a good teacher , a good coach ,
and above al l, a gentle man. "
Andru ss, who is retiring in 1970
as president , was one of two people
to receive a special award . He and
Edward W. Schu yler , editor of the
Mornin g Press , Bloomsbur g, were
given blazers. Schuyler was honored for his 40 years of service to
sports in the Bloomsburg area.

K-towngoff er has Ace
Dick Mayer of Kutzto wn State
College shot a 4 under par 68 last
Thursday in th e lltt-6% BSC win
at Briar Heights. Mayer 's big blow
came on the par 4 290 yard 15th
hol e at the He ights when Dickie
boy cracked his drive 290 yards —
straight into the cup for an ace. A
hole In one in golf Is rare but to
ace a par four is about as scarce as
the crowds that follow the BSC
golfers. Mayer dofeated Bloomsbur g's John Marsh all 3-0.
Bob Snyder and J im Mayer (no
re lation to K-town's Mayer ) wiped
out thei r opponents by 3-0 scores to
account for the bulk of the Husk ies scoring. Ji m carded a 2 und er
par 70 to take BSC medalist honors.
Ed Masich and Tom CostrilU added
2%- Vi wins to account for the remainder of the Husky scoring.

LETTERS...

Dear Editor:
This letter is in reply to that of
Glo Wilson who criticized Stan Rakowsky and also one of his previous "Straight from Stan " columns.
Being one of his constituents, I
would like to set the record
straight on a few points for a person of your caliber to criticize a
person of his stature. I am a resident man, one of his constituents
and I, as do countless numbers of ,
others, whom he represents, feel'
proud to have him as our representative on, CGA. That is why we
elected him to a second term and
will to a third if he so desires it
and is able to serve. His votes were
not for or against anything (though
j udging from your past performances would cause me to believe
otherwise about you) unless you
count his representation of the men
of BSC as an undesirable group. .
We feel that his leadership on College Council was an asset to our
Association. He has moved the
ARM farther in his one year as
President than any several years
in the past. As for his siding with
any one group exclusively, why
don't you ask those *who are closely
associated with him if this is true?
He was, it is true, engaged in
two campaigns this year, that one
was not quite as successful as the
other doesn't make me see where
you can say that he is a sore loser
about anything. He could have sat
next year sullenly on the sidelines,
but no, he sacrificed his time again
to serve the men of BSC.
With regards to his coming late
to a recent meeting, no one called
for Stan at his room, for a t 7:10
on the night referred to by you, I
rode down the elevator with him
and was walking with him to the
meeting when Tony Savage met us.
People such as you criticize him
for his stands or whatever, but isn't
it good to know someone who is interested in BSC and will come to
the forefront to state what he believes and not hide in the chasm of
'
oblivion?
•
And so my "Dear Miss Wilson ,"
I saw you in action on CGA on several occasions this year, and for
someone who refers to glass houses,
you should be careful to whom you
give rocks. In the future why don't
you check into things a little more
carefully, or would finding the
truth make things too difficult?
D. Michael Bruncr '
Dear Editor:
I would like to thank the M&G
for all the free and wonderful advertisements they have given to the
Gadfly in their May 9 paper. If I'm
not mistaken there are eight partial
columns and one picture concerning the Gadfly. I do believe, however, there are some honest mistakes which must not be permitted
to pass by uncorrected.
In the "Critical Light" column ,
Michael Stugri n writes: "As a f eature editor of the p'aper, I offe red
to print the article, (in reference
to the controversial "Student as
Nigger" article) which I felt was
a good one, if some of these offensive words and phrases were deleted. This , of course, was not acceptable to the editor of the Gadfly
and he accused me o f . . . because
he wanted to overcome the very
minor censorship rules of the M&G,
the editor of the Gadfly began to
publish again. "

- POETRY -

RICHARD SAVAGE, Advisor

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Silly Critic Replies
Instead of launching into a point
by point attack of the above letter
and thus risk the anathema of the
liberal community, I'd like only to
make two points.
First, when I offered to "refine "
the "Student as Nigger" article , I
had no intention whatsover, to
place my byline over it. For Mr.
Sanders to make such a suggestion
is unfounded. The refinements
which I hoped would enable my
editor to print the article would
have consisted mainly in the deletion of the four-letter words. Also,
I said this to Mr. Sanders with the
clear understanding in mind that I
am not the editor of the M&G.
Please, give me some credit for
some awareness of reality .

MAROON
DAV E MILLER
BILL TEITSWORTH, MICHAEL HOCK
TOM FUNK
CLARK RUCH, VIC KEELER
ALLAN MAURER , MIKE STUGRIN
MIKE O'DAY
dor REMSEN
NANCY STEFANOWICZ
ROBERT GADINSKI

Second , the last para graph of Mr.
Sanders lette r accuses me of being a "silly critic. " Perha p s this is
so, bu t I need only point out that
withou t a silly critic or two, Mr.
Sanders would undoubtedl y cont inue to tread overconfldentl y his
rock-strewn path to mart yrdom.
Mike Stu grin

Vol. XLVII , No. 45

& GOLD
EUGENE LESCAVAGE
fluiino j s Manager

JOSEPH GRIFFITHS
Edilor-in-Chi»t
Managing Editor
N*wt Editor ,
Copy Editor
Sport , Editon
Feature £di»ori
Photography Editor
Art Director
AaVertfilna Manaaer
Circulation Manager
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My schedule needs some changing,
Due to delayal in the start.
But I'll fight this modern registraby STAN RAKOWSKY
tion,
To get that ?.•*&•%$ course card.
Throughout this year I've tried
various ways of exposition with the Well I finally got my cou rses.
exception of the poem. And so not
With only loss of time.
wanting to let any stone unturned, My sched u le is a dandy,
as w.e say in the literary business,
Yet a little out of line.
today by popular demand of my
reading audience and those outside I've got Klenner first for Bio.,
Then there's Gingold, she's a
of it, I'm going to treat you to a lithelp.
tle poem which I've composed.
With
an ending up of Sanders,
* • •
To give me mental help.
There was once a man named
Harvey,
My schedule may seem off a bit ,
Or just a "flat" off key.
Who worked long and well for
the state of Pa.
With me coming six whole days a
It was said by those who thought
week,
themselves swarvey,
From Eight to Ten-Thirty. (PM
—post mortum)
That Harvey was the bright spot
of their day.
Yes today was registration,
Working right with this knight in
As you can pl»inly see,
shining armor,
These men with these white
j ackets
Was his trusted aid named Elt.
Now Elt it was felt could mend
Are j ust here to pick up me.
any rapture,
And so together their hands they
dealt.
Also endeared to both of them,
Was the lightning spirit of Boyd.
Who chimed right in like an old
by Mike Stugrin
mother hen, •
If
people
had long coarse brown
And clucked oh boy, oh boy, oh
hair
all
over
their bodies and they
boyd !
never took a bath even during the
And then there was John , a man hottest months or brushed their
among men.
teeth to go to church on Sunday
Who worked right next to Stu.
so that they could leqrn about
And of both gents it was known God's word and they never voted
now and then,
or wanted to change their crummy
That it would take a lot to fool way of living and never tried to
these two!
improve the world with nude art
Also members of this illustrious reproductions that are so cheap to
come by and avoided watching
crew,
Johnny
Carson, they'd be horses.
Come to us the names of Mary
But people aren't. Horses. Are peoand Bob.
And it was a fact that when these ple afraid they'll get hurt if they
get involved? One thing really
were thru,
great
about getting candy from a
good
job.
very
There was done a
candy store is that you have to get
But why do we bring to you names involved with the lady behind the
such as these?
counter. In the world, given, flower
Not to know would mean you're maddened, made no Utopia, shut
lacking in knowledge.
under pine, aimed in Earth, balmed
But let's stop a while and let me in Lone, Jeho vah , accept. You once
put your mind at ease,
kicked Elanor in the leg, she died
For they're the BIG WHEELS at of heart failure later. You of
Bloomsburg State College !
stroke. Every night, during the
"May Days" of the Sorbonne revolt
last year, a greying, middle-aged
man descended from his Left Bank (
attic flat and ambled over to the '
by Ronald F. Costella
student-occupied Theatre de L'OdIt's registration time again ,
eon. There he listened with amused
Oh how I love it so.
interest as youthful nihilists deI sot here twice as early.
nounced the entire span of French
To fi n d t h ey 're twice as slow.
history as irrelevant, And a few
The time has come to find my card, weeks ago, in Bloomsburg, a woman
was fifth in a contest staged by
To get into the Gym.
The
Rotarian, publication of the inng,
What now! You say it's missi
ternational service club, for memSo go to IBM.
bers and their families to learn
I' ve waited for an hour ,
who could get the most words from
To fi nd I've been delayed.
the letters in the word "particiThis college (?) hasn't changed a pate." The lady here got 367. The
bit ,
winner, a lady from Georgia, had
Except, it rains inside today.
418 words. All the accumulations
of life, that wear us out—clocks,
Well I' m back at registration ,
With an entrance card , you know. bodies, consciousness, shoe, breasts.
I' m only an hour behind this race ,
It' s t rue that if y ou look beh ind
With everywhere to go.
almost any disturbances th at are

I only hope that Michael is writing out of ignorance, as I tend to
believe he is, rathec than out of
some sort of journalistic j ealousy
or maliciousness because of the
new competitor on the news stand.
In an envelope which I still have
and gave to Joe Griffith s was written: "Please read this and make
what corrections you feel appropriate. Return it to me when completed and then I can decide if it will
be printed Tuesday. Thank you very
much. Bill Sanders." The next evening in the M&G office , I talked to
Joe about the article, at which time
he said he couldn't publish it because he would absolutely have to
"butcher its contents in order to
get it by." He also mentioned he
didn't feel like facing Hunsinger
(who can blame him?), and that it
was a very long article.
It was because of all these reasons, but mostly the fear of butchery, that both Joe and I decided it
could be printed best and most
completely in the Gadfly. He suggested that I write an editorial in
which I would viciously attack him
for cowardice; Joe and I know each
other too well for tHat.
After all of this had taken place,
you then approached me, Michael .
You first took time out to question
whether "I still had my nerve,"
and then you mentioned that I
might give you the article so that
you could try to "refine" it, so that
you could put it in your column.
Sounds pretty close to plagarism to
me. But besides that , Michael ,
you 're not the editor; I assume that
he's the one who must make the
decisions that both you and I must
live by. I hope that is straightened
out now.
If I, as editor, ha ve seem ed to
"detract a great degree of respectability which the Gadfly enjoyed
under Lyle Slack last year," I a m
very sorry, but not to you. I have
tried veiy hard to steer clear of
some of the problems Lyle ran into
last year concerning this very question of respectability and character
attacks; and at the same time be as
forthright and honest as my martyred predecessor.
I j ust want you and eveiy other
silly critic out there to know that
being compared unfavorably to
Lyle is not the wost thing in the
world , he has lef t a legacy that will
be hard to follow. In either case ,
there are some who are willing to
try. If that is not enough , ho w ever ,
you can keep your damn nickel
and forget about the Gadfly.
Si ncerely,
Bill Sanders

Wed.. May 14, 1969

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disru pting American colleges today,
you will find a grou p that calls itself "Students for a Democra tic Society." SDS claims 6,000 dues-paying— $5 a year — "na tional members," plus about 35 ,000 members
of local cha pters. Great: our CGA
with $114,000 and the SDS with
$30,000. The man who watch ed the
students at the Sorbonne had written a series of hi ghly personal ,
paradoxical meditations th at ar gue
the terrible futilit y of human history. Althou gh Cloran (this man 's
name ) shows ties with existentialism, he is hard to pigeonhole—he
hag an obsession with privac y. Toward Newark—toward cand y store,
first homo-made sodas of the century, hand-churned Ice-cream in
backroom on musty brown floorboards—Look for the girl with the
sun in her eyes, and she's gone.
Mary. People get Involved in bars
and at the Circu g and at the
Bloomsbur g Fair and on the grass.
The rhythm the rhythm—and you r
memory In my head three years
after—and read Adonals 1 last triumphant stanzas aloud—we pt, realIxliu how wo suffer—Cloran said
that at any price , wo must koop
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'
Haas ¦Auditorium ' ,. on Sunday
night was the scene of what appeared to be an extremely successful Pops Concert and Maroon and
Gold Band Concert. This .event
brought to a conclusion this year's
series of musical activities. Perhaps the only disappointing feature
of the evening was the sparslty of
the audience*
The first part of the program featured the Harmonettes, under the
direction of Miss Sylvia Cronin.
The girls sang Bartok's "Enchanting Song," Schuman 's "Holiday
Song," and "Echo Song" by DiLasso.
Next came a group 01 songs performed by the Men's Glee Club, directed by William Decker. Their
songs included "Music to Watch
Girls By," the "Navy Hymn," and
a duet performed by Bill Berg and
Dave Drucker — "Sounds of Silence." This was followed by a return of the Harmonettes who sang
"Black is the Color of My True
Love's Hair" and "While We're
Young."
The Pops Concert portion of the
program was concluded with the
combined voices of the two groups
singing selections from Porgy and
Bess.
Probably the most vibrant portion of the evening was lodged by
the Maroon and Gold Concert Band
under the direction of Mr. Stephen
Wallace. The band opened their
performance with an excellent rendition of the score from Camelot.
Other selections were from Man of
La Mancha, the Richard Rogers
composition, "Slaughter on Tenth
Avenue," which featured Don Messmer, and finally, the "American
Civil War Fantasy." The band was
m top form and staged a truly
memorable performance.

Adam's Apple

by allan maurer
Those who are planning a Spring
or Summer trip to New York City,
and are planning to do something
other than drink , such as take in a
show, should consider going to see
Woody Allen's comedy, Play It
Again, Sam, which is playing at
the Broadhurst Theatre.
Woody Allen , Playboy magazine's favorite comedian , both
wrote, and plays the lead role, and
deserves double honors for his fast,
f resh, rib-rocking lines, and his believeable, in a hard to believe situation, performance. Mr. Allen is a
stragly haired, bespectacled, sad
looking fellow, and it is evident
that he wrote the part he plays in
Sam for himself.
Sam Intermingles farce , a love
story, and Woody 's daydreaming,
to set a swift pace of shotgun humor that has laughter shooting
back from the audience at all
times. All the actors and actresses
take themselves seriously, a difficult thing to achieve in comedy,
but Diane Keaton , the leading lady
does especially well , and maintains
charm and presence on stage.
Anthony Roberts , who played
stock at Eagle's Mere several summers, as well as many Television
roles, was quick, sharp, and excellent in his rolo as a rising young
executive who buys radioactive
real estate and sells shopping centers land with quick sand.
Finally, Jerry Lacy, who plays
H. Bogart, and appears in Woody's
daydreams, looks like , talks like,
and if I didn 't know better, I
would swear Is a reincarnation of
Bogey.
Bogey gives Woody advice on

how to g ot a "dame ," when his wife
divorces him , and tells Woody how

to handle his dates in hilarious,
" on the couch" sequences. Some of
Bogey 's udvlce runs as follows, "I
never know a durno who didn 't understand a slap In the put), or a ,45
in the gut. Kiss her , go on KIhs
her. "
"Whnt If she screams?"
"Ban g her around a couple of
times , she 'll ato p. "
But , alas, Woody is a rather gentle intelloctunl , he doesn 't do much
sla pping aro und , and he doesn 't
IContlnmd on poae 4)

Thinclads 7th at States ; Paterno Speaks At Annual Awards Dinner

Ryznar, Housto n, SmithersShine

by Ruch
Steve Ry znar , BSC triple j umper
on the track team , became the only
Husky state champion at the Pennsylvania State College Athletic
Conference track championship s at
Millersville Stat e College . Ryznar
j umped 43'4" to capture the Clarion and Millersville dominated
event.
Without the 100% efficiency of
Tom H ouston , the Husk ies psyched
up to garner 46 points for seventh
place. That 46 points was more
than last year 's total in the state
meet, which shows the degree that
the BSC athletes mentally peaked
themselves to cover the loss of
Tom Houston .
Tom is one of the many unsung
heroes of BSC. He was the NCAA
Regional champ in the 440 intermediate hurdles last year and yet a
majority of the stud ent body of
BSC doesn 't know who he is or
what he has done. Also Tom was
given no recognition for his state
championship in the 440 I. H. and
neither was he mentioned for his
regional championship in the same
event at the awards banquet last
year.
It was in the first meet of this
year whil e run ning the anchor leg
of the 440 sprint relay that he tore
a hamstring muscle. He was presumed lost for the remainde r of
the season. But Tom has a never
say die attitude and with hard
work and courage , Tom finished
4th in the 440 I. H. and 5th in the
120 high hurdles at state meet this
year. His performance merits more
than mentioning. Tom belongs
along the side of the greatest of all
BSC athletes. An athlete the entire college can be proud of.
Thinclads Talked Themselves
Into Points
The 16 understudies
of Coaches
s
Puhl and Noble who went to Mil-

Joe P. Tells It
" like It Is "

lersville litera lly tal k ed themselves
into the finals and the points. For
instance sophomore John Reeves,
by Alchy
who wasn 't considered a threat in
• Every football coach has a favorthe 440 1. H., ran his best ttire ever
ite play. I talked to Joe Paterno ,
to get ' into the finals and finish
,
head
coach of the Penn State Nitfifth behind Houston.
J un ior Dave Sm ith ers set a new tany Lions , after the sports banquet last Wednesday night. Big
BSC varsity record of 1:58.1 in the
's favorite play is "the one that
Joe
880 yard run to captur e third place
and a medal. A'nother outstandin g works!" As an avid football fan I
sophomore , Ron Brand , cleared tend to agree wholeheartedly with
Coach Paterno in the philosophy
12'6" in the pole vault , only 1%"
off the Husky record to capture a that the good pfay works. Our conversation ran the gamut of quessixth place in the event.
tions
about the "blue and white "
Anothe r effort with merit was
gridmen. "Joe ," if I may be perturned in by the mile relay team
of John Lucyzyn , Steve Ryznar , sonal , is hoping for an excellent
Bruce Bittner , and John Davis season next year; but from his own
equaled their best previous time of mouth he "hopes for a lucky sea- \
son." Mr. Paterno left me with the
3:26 to plare third in the champiimpression that any good football
onships .
Sam Jayne finished well in his team needs a bit of luck to go all
the way—but you have to be able
two field events with to take advanta ge of such luck
shot put and 5th in the discus.
when it drops on you , and a well
Mark Yanchek completed the
coached team does such. Paterno
Husky scoring with a 6th in the
builds his teams on solid principles
high jump.
and the Penn State Coach said "we
Favored Marauders Win
drill hard durin g the spring on
The tough Millersville Marauders
pulled into the state meet- fit , con- fundamentals , that is what creates
a solid team ," when asked to comfident and favored to walk off with
ment on Penn State 's ability to take
the first place trophy. As a result
Millersville collected 108 points to advantage of luck.
Key Pla ys Of Year
best second place , Lock Haven with
92 points. Slippery Rock with 68
I asked the coach about his most
and Cheyney and Kutztown tied at
memorable play from the past sea58 completed the top five teams.
son, but he came up with two , in
The remaining teams scored as fol- picking "Campbell' s 2nd half run
lows: Clarion , 48; BSC , 43; Ship- against Kansas for 50 yards and the
pensbu rg, 34; Edinboro , 12; Mansbest mora l booster Cherr y's T.D.
field , 5; and East Strmidsburg, 2.
pass reception against U C L A . "
Huskies Finish Winners
Looking toward next year 's seaThe BSC thinclads have finished
son I asked Coach Paterno who he
their season with a 4 win, 3 loss thought would be his toughest
dual meet record. Better years are
te ams next year. Paterno said , "nayet to come and if the Husky athturally Ohio State , Kansas will be
letes stay in shape both the cross roug h, West Virginia , they are dark
country and track team of next horses , and always Syracuse and
year should be somethin g to really
Navy. However we schedule only
brag about.
the name and can 't tell what you'll
run into."
Penn State recruiting has been
coming along and Coach Paterno
said , "we have had a good year in
Outstandin g this department , we've got a lot of
by the non-profit
Americans Foundation. John Putpeople we went after and the
man , one of the Ten Outstandin g Orange Bowl victory has helped us
Young Men of America for 1966 move ahead in this department. "
and president of the Foundat ion
With that I said goodbye to the
said , "It is the purpose of OUT- most f amou s coach in Penn State
STANDING COLLEGE ATHLET ES history, and he left for State ColOF AMERICA to recognize and
lege. My impression of the head
honor the all-around abilities of the
man at State was he is a real nice
young people who have distinguguy who knows footba ll an d cares
ished themselves in the sports com- about people—what else can you
petitions of our colleges. These
ask for in a man who goes f or t he
young people carry the mantle of
win.
their school, their state and their
na ti on each time they p art icip ate
in competitive sports. "
OUTSTANDING COLLEGE ATH(Continued from page 2)
LETES OF AMERICA is an annua l ence from living and dyin g in
biogra phical compilation featuring
peace. It is a multiple million eyed
the accom plishments of approximonster cried the l ittle boy In the
mately 5,000 young athletes who dark bedroom. His mother cried in
hav e proven themselves outstanda tin voice that imitated his falin g in sports, campus activities and
sity. The key is in the window, the
curriculum. Nominations for this
key is In the sunlight at the winawards pub lication are mado by dow.
the athletic department of colleges
and universities throu ghout the
countr y. Criteria for selection inAny BSC underclassman intercludes an athlete 's sports achieveested in play ing trombone , bariments , leadershi p ability, athletic
tone , or sousap hone in the Fall
recognition and community service.
1969 Maroon and Gold Marching
OUTSTANDING COLLEGE ATHBand should contact Mr. Wallace
LETES OF AMERICA stands as a
in Haas Audi torium , Office #115
tribute to the young athletes who
or Box 222, prior to Wednesday,
have accepted the challen ge of exMay 14 , 1969.
cellence. Publication date for the
book will be July , 1069.

Five Husky Stars Honored

BSC announced May 6 that five
of its athletes had been selected
for inclusion for the 1969 edition of
OUTSTANDING COLLEGE ATHLETES OF AMERICA.
The BSC athletes selected were :
Palme r Toto , son of Mr. and Mrs.
Palmer Toto , 3027 Street , Philadelphia , Pa., a senior in secondar y
education who participated in basketball; Ralph Moerschbacher , son
of Mr. and Mrs. R. C. Moerschbacher, 1398 Letchworth Road ,
Camp Hill , Pa., a junior in arts and
science s who participated in swimming; David Moharter , son of Mr.
and Mrs. George Moharter , 1519
Pairview Avenue , Berwick , Pa., a
sophomore in secondar y education who participated in baseball ;
Thomas Houston , son of Mr. and
Mrs. Paul Houston , 85 Lincoln
Street , Waverl y, N.Y., a senior in
busine ss education who participated in swimmin g and tra ck; and
Ronald Russo , son of Mr. and Mrs.
Mike Rubso , 4050 Burks Cour t , Seaford , N.Y., a senior in secondar y
in
education who participated
wrestlin g.
These athletes were nominated
earlier this year by BSC and wer e
chosen for the aw a rds publi cation
on the basis of their achievements.
OUTSTAND ING COLLE GE ATHLETES OF AMERI C A is sponsored

Candy Store

Linksmen End Successful Season

The BSC golf team completed a
very successful season yesterda y
takin g both sides of a trian gular
meet with Ma nsfield Stat e and Lycomin g State Colleges.
The Hu skies, to pped Mansfleld ,
12164% , and whipped Lycomln g
16V6 -1M to up the season mark to
ten wins against a single loss,
BSC was paced by Ed Maslch ,
Berwick , who fired a 1-undor par
71 in ver y poor weath er conditions.
The Huskie s will com pote at Hor-

shey Sunda y and Monday In the
Pennsylvania Conferenco Tournament. West Chester Is the favored
team , but East Stroudsburg, Clar-

ion , and Bloomsbur g are all rated
contenders.
In conference play this year the
BSC team was undefeated with
seven victories, extending their undefeated record over two seasons
under Coach Jerry Thomas to 15-0.
Individual efforts for the season
of the Husky players , their avera ge
strokes per match , and won , lost
and tied records are as follows:
John Marshall—76.2 , 6-4-2. Bob
Snydor—78 ,5, 7-2-2. Ed Maslch—
78.6, 7-3-1. Bob Simons—75.4, 10-10. Jim Mayor—75.3 , 9-0-2. Tom Castrllli—80.3 , 5-3-0. Douge MacRoberts—76.0 , 2-1.

Bloomsbur g 12 Kn Mansfield S '/j
The summaries:
Joel Griffin g, M, defea t ed J ohn
Marshall , 2Mi to Mi. Bob Snydcr , B,
defeated Doug Simmonds , 216 to
M». Ed Maslch , B, defeated Mickey
Geitt , 3-0. Bob Simons , B. defeated
John Emmett , 3-0. Jim Mayer , B.
defeated Jerry Malolo , 3-0. Jerry
Warin g, M , defeated Dou g Muelloberts, 2Vi to Mi.
Bloomsbur g 16'/j, Lycomtn g V/i
John Marsh all , B. defeated Tony
Cottone , 3-0. Bob Snyder , B, defeated Bob Itamsaur , 3-0. Ed Maslch , B, defeated Ron Fish , 3-0. Bob
Simons, B, defeated Bill Irwln , 3-0.
Jim Maye r, tied Mark Clary, IMi1%. Doug MacRoberts , B, defeated
Don Schmidt , 3-0.

TOP: Coaches Honk and Pate rno congratulate Son Russo and Bob Snyder on teing selected
the outstanding athletes at BSC. LOWER LEFT: Russo and the hardware he collected at
the 12th Annual Athletic Awards Dinner. LOWER RIGHT: Coach Paterno . "What' s my favorite play?. . . The one that works. "

Russo, Snyder Take Tiophies

Ron Russo , BSC's all star wrestler, and Bob Snyder , Mr , Clutch on
the Husky basketball team , walked
off with the Robert Redman Memorial Trophy and the A.R.A.
Slater trophy respectively at the
12th annual BSC Athletic Awards
dinner . The Redman trophy is
given to the outstanding senior athlete, while the Slater award is presented to the best underclassman in
athletics. The affair featured the
NCAA football coach of the year ,
Joe Paterno , Penn State , as the featured speaker.
Paterno , whose Penn State team
went undefeated in 1968 and won
the Orange Bowl over the Kansas
famous "12 man defense " in the
waning seconds of the game, told
the BSC athletes , "Don 't be afraid
to gambl e and don 't worr y about
losing. Somewhere along the line
you have t o take a chan ce t o reach
your goal."

During his talk he cited discipline , hard work and the ability to
bounce as the three important characteristi cs needed to at tain success.
"Mo st people get to the top because
th ey have the ability to bounce
back when they get knocked down
and there is no better way to learn
this than through athletics ," he
added.
Paterno , . who believe s sports
should be fun , evidentl y isn't one
to rest on his laurels either. He
em pha sized , "I told my football
sq uad j ust yesterday, 'We 're goin g
to have to work and make our
own.1 "
Russo will go down as one of the
all-time greats at BSC. This past
year he was the 137-pound champ
in the Pennsylvania Confer ence,

Whisky & Peteol
Come To
British Tennis

by Lance Tlngay
( World /Tennis Staff)
In Great Britain thin gs have been
moving. Quito where they are moving Is perhaps hard to see but
moving they certainly are. Last December thero was the British revolution when amateurism and professionalism wore abolish ed from
the face of the land . On March
30th at the special meeting of the
ILTF In Parts , Britain compromised to the extent of saying "O.K.
We 'll only have the contracted professionals in a limited number of
(Conlln uid on pag * 4)

the NAIA champ at the same
weight and placed fourt h in the
university division of the NCAA
tournament. Because of this latter
feat , he was selected to wrestle in
the East-West All-Star event at
Penn State. Russo hails from Seaford , N.Y. '
Snyder , a junior from Montrose ,
was a consistent double figures
scorer for the Huskies and a deadly
outside shooter. In fact , his return
next year has bouyed BSC's hopes
for a winning season. As a golfer
he scores in the mid 70s.
In addition to Russo and Snyder ,
three other athletes were cited for
re aching championship caliber. Jim
McCue , a sophomore , as the conference heavyweight champ in wrestling; Arnie Thompson , a j unior, as
the 152-pound conference champ in
wre stling and Ralph Moerschbacher
as th e conf erence champ in the 200
and 500 yard f reesty le events in
swimming.
Dr. John Hoch , dean of instruction, served as toastmaster , while
El ton H unsinger, dean of students,
offered the invocation. Russ Houk ,
director of athletics and wrestling
coach presented the awards, and
was lauded by President Harvey A.
Andruss , who stated , "Houk is
largely resp onsible f or the athletic
progr am at BSC. Russ has done
everything asked of him , and more.
He 's a good teacher, a good coach ,
and above all , a gentleman ,"
Andruss, who is retiring in 1070
as president , was one of two people
to receive a special award. He and
Edward W. Schuyler , editor of the
Mornin g Press , Bloomsbur g, were
given blazers. Schuyler was honored for his 40 years of service to
sports in the Bloomsburg area.

K-towngolf erhas Ace
Dick Maye r of Kutztown State
College shot a 4 under par 68 last
Thursday in the llft-Btt BSC win
at Briar Hei ghts. Mayer 's big blow
came on the p ar 4 290 yard 15th
hole at the Heights when Dickie
boy cracked his drive 280 yards —
strai ght into the cup for an ace . A
hole In one in golf is rare but to
ace a par four is about as scarce as
the crowds that follow the BSC
golfers. Maye r defeated Bloomsbur g's John Marshall 3-0.
Bob Snyde r and Jim Mayer (no
relation to K :town 's Mayor ) wiped
out thei r opponents by 3-0 scores to
account for the bulk of the Husk ies scorin g. J im carded a 2 und er
par 70 to take BSC medalist honors.
Ed Maslch and Tom Castrllll added
2%- % wins to account for the remainde r of the Husky scoring,

Whisky & Petrol In Tennis
(Continued from page 3)

Op en t ournamen t s. " But for the
rest anything goes. Prize money is
unlimited. Expenses are unlimited.
All this has put a new look on
sponsorship and will no doubt in
du e course put a new look on th e
game.
When it became known that
Wimbledon 1968 would be an Open
tournament, there was a flood of
overtures from would-be sponsors.
There were , I think 19 in all. Wimbledon said thank you very much
and we will bear it in mind , but
fo r t he momen t we 'll go on as we
h ave always gone on. F or , of
course , Wimbledon is ver y prosperous and the main beneficiary from
sponsorship would probably be the
tax man. I doubt if Wimble don will
bother itself with such commercialism for some years.
• The first Open tournament of the
world , the British Hard Court
Championships at Bournem outh in
the spring, was unique not only
for being that but for being the
first British Lawn Tennis Association event to have a commercial
sponsor. The tobacco firm of W.D.
and H.O. Wills put in the money
and , by all accounts , were not very
satisfied with the deal they got. At
any rate , the stron g rumor is that
they will not repeat their performance. There is no doubt that if this
is so, another sponsor could fairl y
readily be found. There is pretty
big television covera ge of the
Bournemouth
event and when
there is publicity of that sort to be
got , sponsors are normall y pretty
thick on the ground , Doubtless, too,
the LTA will have learned how to
keep their benefactors sweet.
Me ssrs. Wills ana anouier tobacco firm, Rothmans , have been in
the lawn tennis sponsorshi p game
for some time. With the new look
in the game this year , others have
become inte rested , notably the best
petrol firm , British Petroleum or
B.P., as it is generall y known. This
summer they undertook their first
tournament sponsorshi p with the
Welsh Championshi ps at Newport ,
which Messrs. Wills had dro pped.
That , though , was almost by the
way.
John Barrett , the head of the
Barrett Squad , had his marchin g
orders from the LTA this summer
when it was announced that the
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scheme would end on September
15th. That meant , of course , that it
ended more or less there and then.
Not long after , Barrett was able to
announce the formation of the
"B.P. International Tennis Fellowship. " He was the manager. The
consultants ¦were Rod Laver and
Ken Rosewall. The members were ,
initially at any rate , Mark Cox,
Gerald Battrick and Paul Hutchin s,
the last two having been members
of the original Barrett squad. Cox,
Battrick and Hutchings are now
guaranteed a minimum sum per
year dependent on their position in
the British ranking list. In the case
of one of them , it is £400 or $960
a year. But the crux of the scheme
is the bonus incentive which rewards them for their successes, so
much a round and so on. The more
they win, the more (hey will make.
The three men have signed a
contract with the Fellowshi p. There
is a clause which gives the LTA
prior claim so there is no question
of their being wanted for , say, the
Davis Cup and not being allowed
to go. In theory one could anticipate disputes between Barrett on
the one hand wantin g his men to
do this and Owen Davids on, Britain 's national coach , wanting them
to do that. Equall y, they could
work together in perfect harmony.
The other novel extension of
sponsorship has come witn xne institution of the Dewar Cup. The
"Dewar " relates to Messrs. J ohn
Dewar and Sons, Lrs., who make
Scotch whisky, a product known to
most. Dewars have put up £12,000
or $28,800 for a co-operativ e circuit
of six indoor tournaments October
through . December. The sequence
is Staleybridge near Manchester ,
Perth in Scotland , Port Talbot in
South Wales, the Palace Hote l tournament at Torquay, the British
Covered Court Cham pionships at
Queen 's Club and a final tour nament , qualification for which will
be on the performances achieved in
the earlier events , at Cr ystal Palace, London. The eventual men's
singles winne r will get the Dewar
Cup and a prize of £1,000 or $2,400.
Each tournament , though , will
function on its manifest. At no cost
to themselves they are now to be
supplied with top class players.
Of course contracted professionals will not be able to compete. But
there are a lot of red-hot players
who are not contracted professionals. Some of them will not be
allowed to take the prize money
since their own associations insist
on rigorous
amateurism.
The
USLTA persists in old-fashione d
rules on such matters . But with 12,000 Pounds in the kitt y, expenses
can be a matte r of adjustment
and all the world knows that accepting expenses is ver y different
from taking prize money. The tax
problems are cased , for one.
So the Dewar Cup is expected to
go wel l . Th ere a re some p rob l em s.
It will clash with the Kin g 's Cu p,
the mainly-European team competition which is a kind of Davis Cup
o f th e indoor game. A nd th e new
stadium it is proposed to play on
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by Messrs. Bells, *anolJlcr famous
Scotcji whisky distillers who are
apparently a little put but to find
they may be helping a rival product.
And the real contracted professionals have come on to the scene.
The Dewar Cup has been sold to
commerci al television. The B.B.C.
have always regarded themselves
as lawn tennis specialists. At any
rate , the contracted pros have arranged a B.B.C. sponsored event at
Wembley to coincide with the alst
stages of the Dewar Cup. Whether
this is unintentional or by design ,
who would care to say?
Chairman of the Dewar Cup committee is Derek Penman. He is an
LTA Councillor for Kent and was
one of the conspirators , if I may
use v the word , who brou ght a'j out
the British revolution last December. That he views lawn tennis
with a progressive rather than a
reactionary mind goes without sayine.
This onset in Britain of avowed
commercialism will be viewed with
reluctance , I hardly doubt , by old
LTA members. But apart from
Wimbledon their game was dying
and when , as long ago as last November , the British LTA Council
acquiesced in revoliAion , a new
look in the tournament scene was
bound to come. I do not doubt but
th at there will be more changes
still. The B.P. Fellowship and the
Dewar Cup are the first result of
the wind that has begun to blow.
Strawberries and creme will not
go out of British lawn tennis , but
whisky has now been added to the
menu.

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95% of the 1088 Januar y, May, and
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The total number of graduates
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