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(All photos on page by P. White )

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The view from the front doors of Kehr Union ,
overlookin g the front patio and Carver Hall.

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You are looking at a portion of the Informa l Lo unge
in B.S.C. 's new Margarita W. Kehr Union.

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These doors lead from the Informal Lounge to the
offices of the Director of Student Activities and hit
Assistant.

the bloomsnews

The end of the year has come, and after a great dea l off
work, the MAO staff has decided to once again put out two *
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Carmina pr oves
successf ul

by Karen Keinard
0 for tuna!., velut luan! .. statu
variabilis! Sunday night's performance
of
CARMINA
BURANA was more than just
"something different" — It was
magnificent enough to draw a
standing ovation and many good
comments afterward. The
singers, dancers, and musicians
all succeeded in doing a beautiful
version of Orff's scenic cantata in
a way Orff might have liked.
Before the cantata , the concert
choir sang a few numbers which
were mostly light and spiritual in
quality , proving a marked
contrast to the emphasis on the
physical in CARMINA. These
included "Prayer to Jesus" by
Oldroyd and "Alleluia " by
Randall Thompson. A highlight of
this section was "Geographical
Fugue" bv Toch , a spoken piece
which concentrated on the rhythms and sounds of "Trindad..and
the big Mississippi and the town
Honolulu and the lake..." and
more. It was fun to listen to.
Following the choir , pianist John
Couch and dancer Gerald Teij elo
by
"Prelude "
performed
Debussy.
CARMINA , when it finally
came on, produced excitement
from the very start with the
prologue "0 fortuna ". The
movement and brief costumes
merely enhanced the power and
life of the music itself. The
performers seemed to really
enjoy doing the show, which
made the audience really enjoy
watching it. "0 fortuna " itself ,
tells of fate, the wheel of fortune,
and youth's awareness that
physical love cannot last forever .
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Next comes "Primo Vere" or
"Springtime" where they sing
how springtime brings joy and
love. A particularly delightful
part of this section was "Ecce
gratum " for the lightness of the
singing and the girls' dancing.
"Tanz ", the dance which
followed was fun , too. When the
people on stage smiled, it was
obvious they were enjoying
themselves. Baritone Soloist Carl
Kishbaugh seemed to improve as
the show went on—if he forgot his
words, not many noticed.
Carmina Burana received a stand ing ovation for last Sunday night' s performance .
( photo by P. White )
"In Taberna" (In the Tavern )
featured the solos of Carl and
Tenor Allen Swope. Here the
male chorus was especially
strong — even up to the end of the
oy ivaren iveuiara
section with "In Taberna Quando
the challenge...we can look
Approval
of the 1973-74 budget $9,205.20 alone.
Sumus"A few were shaky on the
forward
to a good CGA next
and
installation
of
the
new
CGA
Tim Hartman questioned the
words, but as a whole, the
Steve took the gavel, he
year.''
officers
were
accomplished
in
As
money allocated for the college
number came off well. The
less
than
half
an
hour
at
a
conwould
like to thank the
said,
"I
community orchestra, since they
section "Cour d'Amours" or
s
college
and
hope I can do as
tinuance
of
last
week'
body
student
did not play for school musicals
Court of love brings the young
and Danny
Doug
good
a
job
as
council
meeting.
Vice
President
this year as planned. This was
men and women together and as '
new
members
Other
Doug
McClintock
read
a
letter
of
this
year."
explained by the fact that the
they praise Venus, rose of the
installed
apology
to
the
members
of
council
of
the
executive
players and the orchestra had
world. When Carl sang the line
Vice
council
for
his
actions
at
the
last
James,
been having difficulties in were John
"me fay planszer" (makes me
,
Bryson
meeting,
stating
that
he
let
his
Barbara
weep) his voice sounded
coordinating their efforts for President ,
personal
bias
interfere
with
the
Cathy
arrangements. They are looking Recording Secretary,
sorrowful. Soprano Mary Decker
was excellent in all her songs. desires of council. In addition, for better cooperation next year Constable Correspondin g
All the fantastic performances minor allocations were made between the two groups. Dean Secretary, and Bob Oliver,
of the night were built up in the along with some comments by Norton made the comment, "I Treasurer.
.
Allocations
grand finale of "O fortuna ", council members.
have never seen a harder
Budget
which exploded into a fantastic
working budget committee, A request for $15 by Youth
After a few short questions and referring to this year's group.
CARC for their bike ride was
finish. The audiences started to
passed to come from the reserve
stand up, even as the chorus was comments, the entire Community
i\ew utncers
singing the last line , and Government Association Budget
Outgoing College Council fund for refunds and new
remained standing and ap- of $256,500 was passed without President Dan Burkholder projects. Also, $133 was given to
plauding until Mr. Decker, who any opposition and little handed over his gavel to the new Phi Beta Lambda, the Business
arranged to have CARMINA, discussion. It was pointed out president, Steve Andrejack as a Fraternity to send their two state
come on stage. It could be said that the athletic portion of the brief installation ceremony. All champions to national comthat CARMINA BURANA was a budget ($8,615.65) had to be the new officers were called to petition in Washington, D.C.
adjusted from 33 percent to 35 the front by Dan as he stated "I
success.
Mary Beth Lech and Pat
percent of the total and that this think Steve Andrejack and John Knouse were then nominated and
did not include Physical Therapy, James have really shown an approved to serve on the summer
and Men's and Women's In- interest...I'm sure they will meet executive council.
tramurals. which added up to

CGA approves bud get

China to be f e atured
in coming conf erence

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Should physicians be allowed to
withhold treatment of hopelessly
ill patients who are being
preserved
by
mechanical
means? This question was one of
the basic issues discussed by
Prof. Stanley Haurwas, one of th e
principal speakers in a conf erence on Medi cal Et hi cs, which
was sponsored by the Philosophy
Department on Wed nesday an d
Thursday, May 9th and 10th at
B.S.C.
Sen i or
Prof.
Haurwas ,
Research Fellow at Kennedy
Center f or Bi oethi cs, Georgetown
University and a theologian
specializing in Christian Ethics,
spoke on t he Eth ics ot Death :
Letting Die or Putting to Death.
In his lecture he stated, "Artificial signs of life are not real
signs of life. When the major
organs of the body will not
spontaneously sustain themselves beyond the extent of
mechanical preservation the
body is actually dead. Whether a
life is worth prolonging should be

determined by cost analysis and
the amount of machinery being
used to sustain the life. $25,000 to
$35 ,000 are spent to keep a
hopeless patient alive for one
year. It is not morally wrong to
put to deat h nor does i t v iolate
certain moral righto as long as it
is done in the easiest and quickest
way and in the patient's own
i nterest rat h er t h an society 's."
Prof Haurwas ended hi s speech
w i th t he statement , "We do have
an obligation to live but it is not
an absolute obligation."
On Wednesday Dr. Danner K.
Clouser of the Humanities
Department , Hershey Medical
Center analyzed the concept of
the sancti ty of life , which is
prominent in current debates
such as abortion and euthanasia.
According to Dr. Clouser, "The
use of sanctity of life in current
debates is impossibly vague,
'inaccurate and • misleading. Yet
the concept is not intended to be
exact ,, rather it is a general
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SOCIAL STUDIES INSTITUTE
"China : An Approach to World
Cultures" will be the subject of a
conference for Social Studies
teachers to be held May 19 on
campus.
Some 1,500 social studies
teachers in the- 56 area school
districts which are affiliated with
the Bloomsburg State College
Institute have been invited.
George A. Turner , Associate
Professor of History and Director
of the Institute, poi nts out th at
China , with a population of eight
hundred million people, is the
world's most populous countr y
and is third largest in size. It is a
country with one of the world's
most endur ing cul tures and the
oldest continuous historv.
Throughout its 2,000 year imperial period, Chi nese society
was , given its size and
geographic area, remarkable for
the homogeneity of its institutions and value orientation .
In t h e Amer i can schoo l
curr iculum of toda y , China is no
longer limited to a once - over lightly treatment involving such
obv ious an d sometimes qua int
exotica as silkworms, the Great
Wall , an d peasants wa di ng i n r i ce
paddies.
How do teachers of world
cultures , with an occidental
h er i tage , approach the study of
Chinese civilization in order to
engender an understanding and
appreciation of this very
significant community
of
mankind? The participants in the
conference will attempt to
provide answers to this im-

portant question. The conference
is designed for elementary and
secondary level social studies
teachers.
The conference will be held at
Hartline Science Center with
registration starting at 8:30 a.m.
The first session begins at 9:00
a.m. with the keynote address
given by Dr. William F. Dorrill ,
Director of the Asian Studies
Program at the University of
Pittsburgh, whose topic will be:
"Why Study China? Or Trying to
Understand and Live With One
Quarter of Humanity. " Part i cipat i n g i n th e con f erence are
members of the University of
Pittsburgh
Asian Studies
Program: Dr. William F. Dorrill ,
Dr. Chad Hansen, and Dr. and
Mrs. Y. T. Wang; Mrs. Diana
Wood from Carnegie - Mellon
University ; Dr. John Carpenter
The Sus q uehanna Valle y TB
and Health Societ y will have
an X-ra y unit on campus on
May 17/ 1973 from 9:30 a.m. to
Noon. 1:00 p.m. to 5 p.m., and
6:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m.
This

informa tion

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primaril y for the benefit of
members of the Bloomsbur g
State Colleg e commun it y who
will be invo lved In classroom
activities.
Althoug h the
primar y intent of the TB
visitation on cam pus it fo r
seniors
going
Into
th e
classroom, it is not confined to
that area alone ; the servi ces
of the unit w ill be available to
anyone wh o wishes to benefi t
from them .

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of the United States Office of
Ed ucat i on an d Bruce Forey of
Taylor Allderdice High School in
Pittsburgh . Following the
opening session, there will be
four programs preceding the
luncheon.
The luncheon will begin at 12:45
a.m. consisting of Chinese cuisine
to be served Chinese style. The
luncheon speaker will be Dr.
John Carpenter from the United
States Office of Education who is
current ly on leave f rom th e .
University of Southern California
where he is Professor of Social
Foundations and Director of the
Center
of
Internat i ona l
Education . His topic will be:
"The Intercultural Dimension of
Social Studies, K through 12."
Luncheon reservations will cost
$3.00 and should be sent to the
Inst itute for Social Studies,
Bloomsburg State ' College by
May 16.
BICY CLE RE GISTRATION
All bic y cles used in the town

of Blooms burg must be inspected and re g istered before
June 30, 1973. If the bike was
re gistered last year, that
licens e will be In effec t until
June 30, 1974, as will those
regis tered this year. An inspec tion and regis tration
progra m will ta ke place June
13, at Town, Park.

Town bic y cle ordinance s
are now in effec t. Violators of
those safety laws wil l be flntd.
Contact the Town Polka for
addi tional Informati on .

edi torial

Th e end of the year has come, and as trad ition commands , the
time has come for me to say my thank-yous and goodbyes. If you
have no st omach for senti ment , I ask you , the reader , t o please turn
quietly to another story on the page , and leave me to .my solemn
ponder ings.
It' s been a peace f ul year , with an in terim pres ident , with nothin g
as newswor thy as a presid ent' s r esignation to liven thin gs up .
We've exper iment ed in some new things in the M &G and I hope that
the campus received them well. But experiments in lay-out and
format d on 't make news , so if the news hasn 't been as lively as we
of the staff of the M&G had hoped , we ask you readers to remember
tha t we don 't make the news, we only print it.
It' s been a good year , no ma t ter how q uiet I came into the
editorship of the M&G with a reputation of being a fighter , and a
veritable price on my head (the Wrestlers are coming, the
Wrestlers ar e coming!). But the stormy promises which hovered
over t he campus last Sept ember ha ve since dispersed and flown
away. Its been a quiet year.
In giving my thank-y ous I must begin with my staff. Althoug h we
too, have had our stormy moments , I mus t thank them
wholehear tedly f or the work they have done , f or I know best of all
that they have never tried to do any thing but their very best. And
the grea t men aren 't alwa ys those who succeed, the y are often
those who can honestly say they've tr ied.
In saying my thank-y ous I will include the per son who has done
more for the M&G in the four years he has worked f or it than
anyone in my connection with the paper . This year the M&G is
saying goodby e to the best writer it has evern known ; of course I
mean none other th an my good f r iend, par tner and predecessor ,
Jim Sachetti. I think this would be the best opportunity to speak for
the entire M&G staff in saying good-bye and thank-you to Jim.
I must thank Ken Ho ff man as the " man who knows everything
about journalism ." He has taught all of us a great deal about
newspaper s, and has alway s been there when we needed him.
H owever , contrar y to popular belief, there has never been an occasion when he has "edited" copy from the M&G. Well, Mr. H. , th is
clears your good name !
Inor.y good-byes, I can 't say farewell to the paper just yet , since
I' m only a junior and have another year at this glorious instit ution
before graduating . And as past editors can tell you, you never
really say goodbye to the M&G. It gets in your blood.
I gladly say goodbye to Executive Council of CGA . Dur ing the
year these officers sat when they shoul d have stood, and whispered
when (hey should have shoute d. I admit that it was a quiet year . But
tquiet times are when a great deal of work can be done. And these
men did nothing. I wish Steve Andrejack and his council good luck
and hope tha t they are able to stand when the time comes, and
shout when they feel the need.
My last commen t an d good luck wish is f or my successor , Bob
Oliver. Bob has been my par tner in the M&G throughout the year ,
an d al thou gh we h a ve had many diff erences of opinion , Ilike to
think of him as one of my true friends. I know his strengths and bis
weaknesses , and can only wish him good copy and good editors t o
make his pa per work. If he has hal f the sta ff I had his problem s will
be solved.
And I give the same wish to all the editors of the Marron and Gold
to come. I wish them health , happiness , a CGA with a large budge t,
good copy and a good staff. What more can one ask? Or be thankful
for?
Susan L . Sprague
Editor-in-Chief
The Maroon & Gold
1972-73

Rea l World

By Donald G. Enz

activ ities. But the y will soon find

<>ne Last Tri p

by Joe Miklos
"There 's one more tr ip you
must take
There 's something you must do
So roll , wheels, roll."
Bob Smith with Cat Mother
It' s time to say good-bye to
BSC. In about a week I'll be
leaving once and for all.
Whether I like to admit it or
not , I' ve learned things .here.
They may not be what I was
supposed to learn , but they are
there , mtost of them outside of the
classroom. Of them all , perhaps

hope, that maybe otners can do
something , that , maybe I can
carr y on. Now it 's not just rock n'
roll in my heart , but music, all of
music, to help me keep makin g
that inevitable one last trip, the
one that keeps popping up
whenever I think tha t the deeds
are ' over and done with. The
Powers That Be can never stop
anyone from rollin g down the
.path (or paths ) that one chooses
to take.
One of my favorite bands , Cat
Mother and the All Night

keep moving on as best I can . No .
one can help but keep moving,
but it' s the grow th that coun ts.

beings are not the totally
hopeless lot I once thought they
Vere. I've seen a few break the
charac ter istic mold and move on
again and yet again , breaking
each new mold as it came up. I' ve
also watched people get trapped
withi n an d without themselves.
Now it' s t
ime to move on.
I came to BSC with rock n' roll
in my heart and hopeful politics
sitting on my shoulder. The
politi cs became hopeless as the
war dragged on; I woke up to the
fact that the "Movement" does
not exist except as a group of
factionalized and self-centered
cults. I' m leaving wit h a sense of

throughout my college career.
They seemed to grow as I did .
Their first album was made up of
good old rock n' roll , ha ppy
waltzes and ragtim e. They even
got mad and stayed mad over the
Democratic Nationa l Convention of 1968. They disap peared for a
while, as I wanted to do, and
cam e back wit h some solid
country rock. They greased it up
with har d city rock and then
mellowed out. They never gave
up, even after numerous personn el cha nges and con trac t
hassles. I like to think tha t I kept
on plugging but that' s up to
someone else to decide. I just

They know their names already.
Their importance in my life —
they know that too and if they are
real friends, won 't forget it. My
leav i n g w on ' t be a hol low
farewell because I'll carry them
with me.
So I have one more trip I must
take. And one after that and one
after that ad infinitum. Roll,
wheels, roll! They 'll carr y me
where I want to go.
The rest of you — ROCK ON!
You can make your own ma ps if
you keep the Smiling Mortician in
mind and occasionally give the
fiddler a dram.

me xnosi impuriam is mat uuiuaii

Letters
• An Open Letter to the Students
of Bloomsburg State College
Several weeks ago almost all of
you contr ibuted severa l hours of
effort
in a college-wide
evaluation of the instructional
effort here at Bloomsburg State
College. As of today, you have yet
to receive any information
regarding the results of that
effort. My reason for writing this
letter is to give you some of the
rea sons for the lack of informat ion , as well as to tr y t o
express to y ou my appreciation
for the contribution and help
which that effort represents.
As many of you know ,
representatives of your Commun ity Government Associa ti on
have been work ing for almost two
y ears t o b ring abou t an
evaluation of facult y members
and instructional methods at this
college. The obj ect ive of tha t
grou p 's work has been the
publ icat ion of a studen t gu ide to
i nstruct i on , wh ich would be
designed to assist students in
the ir selection of courses and
instructors . Because the design
of an appropri ate instrument to
measure the quality of instruction is a diff icult task , the
work at f irst went somewha t
slowly, but by the end of the 197172 academic year the C.G.A.
grou p, hea ded by Bob Jacob , had
p re pared an early draft of an
evaluation questionnaire which
was designed for use by all
students at B.S.C. In October of
1972, after having sought and
rece i ved wides p read facult y

out that these interestin g and
somet i me s vital su bject s of
college lif e are worth little in real
life.
I believe once these students
are out of BSC they will understand more of what I am
saying, because life is a quick
teacher (noth ing against pr ofs).
But there is one thin g in life I
hope they all realize (as some
already do) and that is that in
college the y are not made to
school. The reason for this think , but have onl y to copy and
assumption is that many have f eed back in formation to man y of
seemi ngly never left high school , the profs.
but rather carri ed it on throu gh E nough p hiloso p h y andy
college. The only thin gs they criticism , no one learns until the
seem to understan d are want to and some are too close to
g out of BSC to start now . reaction to the draft evaluation
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Now tha t we 've died , perhaps
we can li ve.
A lot of us are soon leavin g
BSC; some are graduatin g, while
others are quitt ing. But it doesn't
matter under wh ich condition you
are leaving, the fact remains that
you are finally enter ing the world
of real life.
Some ma y contend the y are
living i n the real world , but I
think they will soon find out tha t
college was as sheltered as h igh

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of his duties, a student evalua tion
is to be made. The agreement
further requires that the Community Government Association ,
APSCUF-PAHE , and the college
administration agree as to the
form , content, and method of
administration of the student
evaluation effort. Last fall,
therefore , there began a series of
meetings between representatives of the three groups whose
agre ement was re quir ed under
bargainin g
the
collective
agreemen t. The pur pose of those
mee ti n gs was to reach
agreement on the administration
of the st uden t evalua ti on effort
which all of you have just completed.
Unfortunately, what initially
looked like a rela ti vely simple
task of agreeing t o move ahead
with the administration of the
evaluat ion q uestionna ire w i th
which the C.G.A. group had been
working for some t ime , ra pidly
became more com p lex and
d if f icult. Facul ty members are
quite understandabl y concerned
t hat onl y the most accurate
evaluat ion possible become a
p art
of their p ermanent
professional records while on the
staff here. As the time for the
evaluation
ap p roached , it .
became clear that the three
parties involved could reach
agreement on ' the form and

substance of the items in the

questionnaire itself only if some

rather severe restrictions could
be p laced upon the use of the
informati on gathered as a result
of the administration of the

mars me one tiling you can
con trol , at least partia lly — the
growth. And if you stop growing,
well, you're as good as dead. My
intentions are to grab as much of
t he control of my growth as
possible. I want to make my own
maps.
I can 't rid my soul of BSC. By
living here I' ve made it an
eternal part of me.
As for the people I love, there's
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tended to indicate the degree of
confi dence which all of us can
h ave in
the
evalua ti on
questi onnair e itself . Thus ,
alt hough you have as yet seen no
p ubl ished results of your
evaluat ion of faculty instruction ,
you all have contri buted a great
deal to the development of an

even f urther

improved in-

strument for use during the 197374 academ ic year.
I do hope that , as a result of the
evaluat ions to be held next fall ,
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part icipat ion in this instr uctional
guide must be of & voluntary
nature , in order to protect the
individual privac y rights of each
facult y member. As our joint
confidence in the accurac y of the
evaluat ion questionnaire grows ,
however , I believe increasing

numbers of faculty members will
agree to have the results of their
own evaluation publishe d in any
future student guides.
P lease accept my personal
thanks for your efforts , and my
su ggestion to cont i nue y our
support for Bob Jacob' s grou p as
it continues to work to develop an
even better instrument for the

evaluation nuestionnaire. Actin g '
evaluation

of the instructional
in good faith , all three parties effort here at BSC.
finally agreed to administer the
Dayton S. Pick ett
revised C.G.A . - generated
Vice President for Academic
evaluation questionnaire , so long Affairs

as the results of that effort could

be studied promptly by a task
force of college administrators ,
researches , and students before
releasing any information about
those results to any other offices,
groups , or agencies inside or

outside the college.

The President , your C.G.A.
representatives , and the APSCUF-PAHE representatives
agreed to this arrangement and ,
as Professor Fohgemie points out
in an article accompanying this
one , a representative task force
is presently under way working
on a thorough evaluation In-

The purpos e of this letter is to
provide this college comitiunity
wi th an account of the events
which led to the administration of
a student evaluation of instruction form and the formation
of a Task Force to study the form .
The sole objective of the administration of the form was to
provide an accurate descri ption
of the quality of instruction of
each individual facult y member ,
The evaluation of instructors by
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Book Rev iew
by Elaine Pongratz
Although it' s two years old, The
Lorax , Theodor Seuss Geisel's
(al ias Dr. Seuss) 32nd masterpiece of children 's literature
demands more recognition. The
Lorax combines the usual Seuss
imagination , 'verse ' ability, and
cleverness with name s, with
more colored illustrations and a
very very serious message.
The story begins on the "Street
of the Lifted Lorax " . It' s called
that because the Lorax once,
stood there , until someone lifted
the Lorax away. The Once-ler
still lives there , on the Street of .
the Lifted Lorax , and he knows
all the whys and wherefores of
the Lorax ... and the lift : You
must pay a price to the Once-ler
and then thru his Whisper-maphone he tells you the story of the
Lorax.
It begins long ago "Way back in
the days when the grass was still
green and the pond was still wet
and the clouds were still clean... "
These were the days when the
Truffula Trees the beautiful ;
colorful Truffula Trees grew all
over the area. When the winds t -es. I speak for the trees , for Bar-Da-Loots. The Lorax sends
blew, the colorful trees looked the trees have no tongues. And the sick little creatures away to
like thousands of anchored I' m asking you, sir , at the top of search for another place to live.
balloons waving and straining to my lungs" — he was very upset Periodically the Lorax returns
be free. On sunny days you could as he shouted and puffed — What with smog-clogged birds and
see the Brown Bar-ba-loots is that THING you've made out of glumped-up fish, both the result
of the Once-Ler mass-production
playing beneath the trees in their my Truffula Tuft? "
Thneed
factories. The Lorax
"Bar-ba-loot suits " and eating
Yes, this little creature was
Truffula Fruits. Yes I imagine it speaking in defense of the trees , comes back just one more time to
was quite a sight for the Once-ler exclaiming that no one would buy plead for the trees , for the entire
as he drove into town in his anything as ridiculous as a environment and is shouted at by
"Once-Ler Wagon ," but look Thneed and pleading with the the Once-ler who claims he knows
what the Once-ler did once he Once-Ler to stop destroying the his rights and that he will keep on
discovered the softness, of the trees. Of course tne Once-Ler uiggemig ma piaiius ucvausc
silky tufts that the Truffula Trees doesn't listen , he begins to mass- everyone in the world needs a
possessed. He opened a shop and produce Thneeds and mass- Thneed. Just at that moment the
began chopping down the lovely destroy the Truffula Trees. last , the very very last Truffula
Truffula Trees and knitting Exasperated the Lorax leaves Tree is cut down. What happens
Thneeds from the tuft . After he only to return in defense of the afterwards? Well I suppose at the
had cut down the first tree , the adorable little Bar-ba-Loots who rate our generation is going you'll
lorax , a small , brown , sort of are suffering from the crum mies find out without ever reading the
mossy little creature , popped out due to the lack of food crea ted by book but there is no denying that
of the stump and he said these the destruction of the Truffu la there is a sad lesson to be learned
important words to the un- Trees. The Once-Ler is sadde ned, from the Lorax , who spoke for the
thinking Once-Ler : "Master!" he but soon composes himself to tell trees , a lesson to all of us
said with a saw-dusty sneeze, "I them that business is business children , from Dr. Seuss, with
am the Lorax. I speak for the and he can 't hel p the starving love and hope.
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Where's Bob Nossen now
that we really
need him
a public confront ation betwe en

bv Jim Sachetti
Abou t three years and nine
mon ths a go, the then-Freshman
class of Bloomsbur g State
College was cord ially inv ited to
H aas Audi t or ium to hear a talk
by their new college president —
guy by the name of Robert
Nossen. I t' s been so long tha t I
don 't remember exactl y wha t he
said that September day, but I do
recall t hat it had to do with us, the
Class of '73 , with our f utures , and
with the future of BSC, wh ich at
that ti me looked bright indeed.
T here was talk of change ,
vitalit y, life ; and a feeling of
excitement as we, the Class and
the presiden t, embarked on our
nmir r*flPM>rft

Exactl y one week ago, certain
members of the now • Senior
class at BSC were cordially invited to Haas Auditorium to
receive various and sundr y
awards for their "contributions
above and beyond the call of duty
to the college." Former BSC
president Harvey Andruss was
the main speaker , and oddl y
enough, he talked about the past ,
the good old days. There was no
feeline of. life, no talk of the
bright future ahead , only of the
way_ things once had been.
And as I sat there listening to
the assembled applaud him , I
couldn 't help but notice that
somethin g had hap pened to BSC,
and that whatever it was, I didn 't
like it. At some point during the

las t four years , we turned our
collect ive back on the future , and
began look ing backw ard , to the
good old days, to Harve y An-

druss.

I suppose that everyone who

witnessed the even ts of the las t
four years has the ir own ideas as
to exactl y when and why th is
chan ge in outlook took place. It is
open to specualt ion. But as for
me , I have my suspicions...

Nossen, who had been invited to
participa te , and Pr imack who
had been invited to be there .
Nossen's a ppearan ce at the
meeting
that
nigh t was
something of a landmark in BSC
history . It was said at that time
that his predecessor of thirt y
years was rar ely seen in public ,
y et here was t he colle ge
pr esident walking into what he
knew would be a host i le and
comba ti ve si tua ti on. A nd
P r imack got a few shots in at h im
that night , and so did the
audien ce , and he got in a few
h imself before ducking out for
anoth er meeting . And I recall
that the meeting broke u p r ight

Who is Max Primack , and wh y
is he saying those terrible things
about me?
It was a cold night in March of
1970. Most of the Freshman class
had survived its first semester.
Some were runn ing into
problems .
academic
and aft or tin loft- n«il tki> ..-.~—1_
otherw ise , and Bob Nsosen was especially the "old-time rs", went
among them. At the urging of the home a li ttle shocked and
Board of Trustees , he had than a little pleased at whatmore
they
dropped the axe on the employed had just seen.
status of one Maxwell Primack ,
Later that Spring, when four
professor of Philoso phy. The students wer e murdere d at Kent
reason : Primack 's involvement State , a concer ned group of
in the then-thri ving anti-war people asked for , and were
movement.
granted permission to stage
But lo and behold , the firing anU-war , Nixon , murder rall y an
on
had not gone as expected. BSC the Terra ces. And BSC had its
had entered a new age, Harve y first and last real politica l rally ;
was gone , and things were not to and even more amazi n gly,
be taken l y ing down. The Nossen spoke at it , and
anPrimack case was the first of noun ced that he was shutting
those thin gs.
down the college for a
in
Editorials had been written , prot est. In one short year ,day
thin
g
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speeches read , and now the had indeed chan ged.
Philosophy Club had convened a
F urther a d ven t ures
colloquim
on
''Academi c
in the future
Freedom ." The purpose : to force
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Winner : None, due to lack o
response !
Solution: Your team wins
right away with hit-h it (prob.
one-half times one-half equals
one-fourth ) , hit-miss-hit ( oneeighth ), or miss-hit-hit (oneeighth ) . Total prob. : one-half .
You lose only if all three shots
are missed, with prob. oneeighth . The remainin g prob. of
three -eighth s includes the thr ee
cases in which exactly one free
throw is made, t hrow ing t he
game into overtim e . Your team
rates a one-hal f stake in this
event , so your overa ll prob . of
winnin g is three-s ixteenths plus
elevenequals
one-ha lf
sixty-nin
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(abou
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sixteen ths
percent ).
I would like to thank those
that made this cont est a suc-

cess ! Those'on the committee
along with those students who
entered the contest throughout

the semester. Have a nice
summer , and we'll see you next
year with new pro blems to test
your skills !
Don 't forget abou t the special
problem posted in the bulletin
boar d display in the basem ent
of Hartline , sponsored by the
Mat h Club also!
T hank y ou once aga in
stude nts of BSC for making this
contest a success! Finally, I
would like to give a special
than ks to the M&G for
pu blishing th e problems an d
their solution s! Also a special
than ks to the. Math Club for
donat ing money towa rds the
contest, and having a go at the
contest!

Cost Hike "Disc rimi natory "
from the APSCUF-PAHE Report
The pro posed tuition hike for
state colleges has been branded
as "de facto ra scism , sexism and
elitism " by the state direct or of
APSCUF -PAHE.
Speaki ng at the Slippery Rock
rally, Martin Moran d explained
that the prop osed hike enhance s a
conscious state policy to hold
back the state college system
which , by its very structure ,
offers the only education opportunities to man y blacks ,
women , and low income groups.
"State policy says increase the
percentage of minor ities and
women among facu lties and
increase the number of black
students , but this cannot be done
with zero growth ," said Morand.

He noted that state colleges
alread y are the only schools with
a majority of women in their
enrol lment.
m
Lauri Ligato, speak ing for the
Slippery Rock Association for
Wom en' s Rights , questioned
whet her the state 's pr oposed
retrenc hment in faculties could
be done without bias against
women. She noted that retr enchment on the basis of senior ity
would force out recen tly hired
women.
Morand called the proposed
cost increase "elitism" becaus e
"the presumpti on is that if you
raise tuiti on, those that need it
t hrou gh
can get money
scholarships . But scholarshi ps
are anot her form of welfaris m
and welfarism is no answer."

Letters
(continued from page three )
students is mandated by the
Commonwealth — APSCUFPAHE Contract , and is a clear
recognition of the importance of
student input in academic
matters . The contract states that '
non-tenured faculty members
shall be evalua t ed once per year
and that tenured faculty mem- ,
bers shall be evaluated once
ever y t hre e y ears. These
evaluat ions include peer and
student
inputs.
The adm i n istrat i on of t he st udent
evaluat ion of instruct ion f orm
assured student input.
The p ur pose of the Task Force
is to assess the extent to wh ich
the descriptions of instructional
qual ity for each f acul ty member
are val id and reliable . In other
words , t he Task For ce will
provid e the users (i.e., peers,
adm inistration and CGA if individual instructors give their
perm ission ) of the results with
i n f orm ation relative to the
degree of confidence which may
be placed i n the descri p tion of the
instruction al quality of cours es
as t aught b y each facult y
member .
Knowledge about the degre e of
confidence which can be placed
in the form employed is extremely imp ortant . A reliable
and valid description of instructio n can r einforce good
instru ction an d improv e Instruct ion . Furthermor e, faculty
ten ure , p rom otion , mer it increment s, etc. will be affected by
student evalu ations of in-

structio n .

The Task Force was for med in
clear recognition of these facts .
Three represent atives from the
student body , the facult y, and the
admini stratio n staff were chosen
and a pproved by the approp riate
organizat ions and • or officials to
(2rn ? the nlne member force. This
Task Forc e is activelv purs uing

its objective at this time.
Agreem ents and proce dures
employed by the members of the
Task Force are prot ecting the
interests of the faculty, students ,
and administration . In fact , the
results of the administration of
the student evaluation of instruction form will not be employed to assess individu al instruc t or per f ormance unt il the
T ask F orce p ubl i shes its
evaluat ion of the form . The Force
will complete and publ ish its
evalua ti on of the form by the
beginn ing of the Summer .
Information on the current
act ivit ies of the Task Force ma y
be addre ssed to J. Calvin Walker ,
Ed. D., Chairman , Task Force on
Studen t Evaluat ion, Waller Hall .
Victor X. Fron gemie, Ph.D.
APSCUF-PAHE
Representat ive

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Coach Bill Sproule 's Football Team finished second in the Pa
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Huskios in rushin g with 865 yards on 214 carries, with 11 TD's. Johr
James , pictured above, was injured most of the season, but is
expected to return to top form this year.
The Women 's field hocke y team provided the college communit y wi th much fast-mo ving action
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Champions hips. Sho rt y Hitchc ock won his second State Champio nship and will be back next year.

Captain Art Lupto wski led Coach Chronister 's Cagemen to a 20-4
record, and a secon d place tie in the Pa. Conferen ce. BSC's John
Willis led the Conferen ce in scoring as he devel oped into one of the
better big men in the league.

The BSC Swim mers of Coach
McLa ughlin again had a fine
seaso n. Dave Gibas fi nished his
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years as th ey landed some fine
players. The Ttnnlsmtn placed
sixth in this yaar 's Championships.

Barb Donchtz ltd the Woman
Basketball tea m to a fine season,
leading the team In scori ng.

The Husk y golf ttam wtnt
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finishing ntxt to last in tht
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By BILL SIPLER
The BSC Track team captured of his competition in this event, Keotteritz, and John Boyer ran
two Titl es and were runnerups according to Coach Puhl. Kusma exceptionally well. They were
for a third as they placed sixth in also anchored the 440 relay team, unique in that they didn 't have a
the Pa. State Championships held who were runnerups.
100-yard dash man on the team.
at Lock Haven last weekend. The . John Ficek was the other The group overcame the sixth
Huskies finished with 40V2 points Husky Champion as he took the lane disadvantage with some
to place behind Edinboro, Slip- shot put title with a heave of excellent baton passing.
pery Rock, Millersville, East 48'8". Ficek also won the title last
Keottertiz also broke a BSC
year.
Stroudsburg, and Clarion.
school record in the pole vault
The 440 Yard relay team was with a jump of 14 feet. Keotteritz
Andy Kusma won the 120 High
runnerup
for . a championship, has improved so much over the
Hurdles, setting a new track
record (14.3 seconds) in the, ,, finishing behind Edinboro. The course of the season that he needs
process. Ku,cma was well ahead team of Kusma, Shawn Tice, Eric a longer pole. He also took a third
in the 220 yard dash to end up as
high point man for the Huskies.
Freshman Dave Hammonds
rounded out the Huskies scoring
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next year. The team is composed
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sophomores. They looked good in
the states #nd should improve in
the comjnfc year.
Kusma and Ficek will be goiqg
to the NCAA College Division
track meet held later this month.
Ficek finished eighth last year.

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Husk y 9' d rops two games
By BILL SIPLER
. The BSC Baseball team placed
fourth at the conference championships. The team was 0-2 for
the series that was won by Indiana.
The Huskies lost their opening
game to Indiana 5-2. BSC had. 2
runs, 8 hits, and committed 3
errors to Indiana's 5 runs, 7 hits,
and 1error . BSC scored 2 runs in
the third inning to take an early
lead. The Indians scored in the
fifth inning when the Huskies let
in the tying and winning runs on a
throwing error . Indiana added
two runs in the eighth. Lanny
Sheehan was the losing pitcher
allowing all 5 runs.
In the other game BSC lost to
Millersville 3-2 in 12 innings.
Bloom scored 2 runs in the third
inning. Millersville scored in the

third . seventh and twelfth innings
for their 3 runs. Bloom lost
because of an inability to move
runners into scoring position.
Several scoring chances were
lost because of this inability. In
the first game BSC suffered
through some costly bad feelings.
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next year. This was the first
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A Cooperative Social Science
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qualified high school students as
part of the Summer Program at
BSC.
The course, which will be under
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Anderson and Dr. James Sperry
of BSC, will be offered for three
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For further information and
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which did not count in totals for
Greek Week, but was included in
IfF.C. 's points towards intramurals. DOC's men won their
second first place.
Up at Centennial Gym , Games
Nite was held on Wednesday
evening, with such comical
events as the balloon bust and
grapefruit pass, and the point
value contests such as a threelegged race and a peanut roll.
DOC boosted their lead by taking
their third first place, while Chi
Sig won their second blue ribbon.
Thursday 's Chariot Race was
Sunday afternoon 's events
postponed
until Saturday due to
triggered the week's competition
(what
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with a Road Rally. Winning first
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place was Delta Pi for the men
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leading the men
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women,
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close competi tion behind.
Tunes from the 1950's was the
Slipping and sliding in the mud
theme of Greek Sing, held Sunday
evening at Carver Auditorium . and thundershowers, Greek
Judges from the college Music chariots raced around campus
Saturday
morning.
Department chose the winners early
from a variety of comic Beginning at Ben Franklin and
"greaser " displays. Chi Sigma winding around Columbia Hall
Rho took first for the sororities, back to the SUB, each frat and
with their "Teen Queen" act, and sorority entered their best horses
Phi Sigma Xi's rendition of their and driver. Tri Sig led the
original frat song and a medley of females and DOC took their,
1950's hits won a first for them . fourth first place.

The typ ical weather of
Bloomsburg, Pa. prevailed over
the traditional Greek Week
festivities held .at BSC beginning
last Sunday, May 6. Although the
weather was wet, spirits were
never dampened as seven
fraternities and five sororities
battled fiercely for 1973's top
honors. True Spartan sportsmanship was displayed in all the
athletic and. game events, while
Athenian democracy was evident
in the choice of winner for each
contest.

Close ra ces like this one were the order of the day on Saturda y at the Olympic Events.

During the evening 's performance, Inter-Sorority Council
presented two scholarships to
Tau Sigma Pi's Joanne Kanjorski
and Theta Tau Omega 's Theresa
Palumbo. Don Horn from
Lambda Chi Alpha was awarded
a blue ribbon for the bestgroomed Greek beard , while Zeta
Psi's Joe McGavin won for the
longest beard. Greek Man Rick
Heil from Beta Sigma Delta , and
Greek Woman Diane Baker from
Theta Tau were cited for their
service. These categories did not
count towards overall Greek
Week points, but are recognized
by participants for their comical,
Qohnlnctir

Despite menancin g skies overhead, the horizon is crowded with on lookin g Greeks and spectators.

Photo Credits
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Monday 's weat h er cooperated
with a fair evening for the Tug-ofWar. Brute strength was
displayed in this event as spectators cheered on their favorites.
Tau Sigma Pi won first for the
girls while the Delta Omega Chi
men pulled in the blue ribbon for
the frats.

Olympic Day, held Saturday
afternoon , presented field events
for the athletically - minded
Greeks. Broad jumps, relays,
bicycle races and shopping cart
races were entered by all the
frats and sororities. Tri Sig snuck
up from behind and claimed top
honors while Sigma Iota Omega
took first for the men.
Overall competition was fierce
throughout the week and spectators, as well as the participants , found themselves
engrossed in all the contests. The
final resul ts were: First place for
the Sororities - Sigma Sigma
Sigma , and First place for
Fraterniti es - Delta Omega Chi.

Ancient traditions still prevail
on college campuses across this
New World country of ours a.nd
the presence of fraternities and
sororities help to carry on the
spirit of Greece. Modern days
may appear to hold many new
m ora l id eas but th e everlast ing
values of fairness, justic e, and
Tuesday's big event was t he true sportsmanship abound in
appetizing Pie - Eating Contest such instances as those of t h e
held in the Student Union. Frats past week h eld at Bloomsburg
on ly com peted in th e contest , State College.

Soror.t y giri. keep their nose. In their ow n
busi ness, . shown du ring the taunt Roll «t O.me.

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Tight squ eezes failed fo bust this balloon as Greek brother and
sister compe te in the comi c relief co ntest.

John Carroll is all tied up in his part of Greek Week • the Tug-o fWar.

Tau Sigma Pi presented a medley of hits from the Broad way musi cal of the 1950's "Gu ys and
Dolls " during the Greek Sing.

A bit of Greek diplomacy being employed here as spectators anxiously await the outco me of the
f udge'? decision.

Greeks ,
Shopping carts we re not available In ancie nt Greece,, but provide much fun for mode rn

Trl Slg 's participant In the Soft ball th row tries diligently to keep
her sor orit y 's plate. She did not fall ; they won lint place overall
for the sororities in the 1973 Greek Week.
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years* and the good-folk of BSC
had finally found ah issue they
It was"a warm Autumn day in coul d* sink their teeth into ;
1970. Dr. Jdhn-Hoch? former Dean something they could stand up
of Academic Affairs, was stan- and fight for and how the whole
ding in front of my Econ. 101 world that there was more going
class, telling us that our down }^ on the hill than frienprofessor , one Dr. Joseph dliness : Athletics !
Skehan, was no longer allowed to It was an old BSC passion , only
teach us, and that a competent being 'played out in a different
substitute would be available in ballpark , and for higher stakes.
another room. Skehan's crime: . Robert Nossen had introduced a
switching classes with another context of change at BSC, and it
teacher in the department, Deake was within tha t context that an
Porter. The axe had fallen again. orgy of campus activism was
But the mood of change that about to take place. An orgy of
now pervaded the college in life that would sweep away its
creator .
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j Porter and Skehan that they did
It all happened so fast, that it's
. not have to sit quietly and accept hard even now, such a short time
their fate. Legend had it that they later , to recall the exact
were fighters from way back, and : sequence. But I remember. I
remember Russ Houk standing
they rose to the occasion.
Letters to the editor began to on a platform in the Union, crying
fly, there were a few very small as he was cheered by the
demonstrations, and soon, a lot of multitude gathered there to hear
very large, messy lawsuits. BSC him; I remember Nossen stanwas starting to become news, ding in Haas, beigh booed, called
things were happening there, and an ass; and violence, yes there
people were beginning to talk was even violence, rocks flying
about the strange new events through Nossen 's windows.
transpiring at the friendly college I remember the Board of
Trustees — ten normally genteel
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on the hill.
And not everything new that men, sitting around a table
was happening there made the fighting, insulting, attacking,
headlines. There were the lying, wheeling and dealing,
changes being made within the feeling that long - dormant
— college itself; changes in adrenalin now,
academic and social policy ; I remember, for a time, a
changes in curricula and course whole campus alive and kicking;
requirements. People didn 't campus politicians conspiring
always agree with them, but they over coffees in the Union ;
were changes nonetheless. anonymous hate sheets, letters,
Progress, a leap into the present speeches, rallies. Yeah, this was
from the recently departed past. a new BSC; not necessarily well,
There was much talk of the but alive. Gorging itself on
future, university status, new activity.
programs, unbelievable things Voyeurism " — pick a side,
like co-ed dorms, pass-fail op- Nossen 's Army or Houk's; watch
tions and open general ed. this administrator rise, this one
electives. Committees were fall, place your bets and may the
being formed to chart our course luckiest man win; gossip,
speculate. Ah, life !
into the future.
And then, during finals week of But soon, too soon, just as
the Soring 1971 semester , four swiftly and viciously as it began ,
coaches who thought things were it was over . He would go, they
taking a turn for the worse would stay. There were a few
resigned. And taking advantage minor details to iron out , bloody
of the two-year old spirit of hatchets to bury ; but the main
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freedom , they took their case to problem, all that messy life, had
the public , and the public been dealt with.
responded...magnificently.
So And now the task? Return to
so
en- normalcy. Bring back Harvey
magnificently,
thusiastically, that BSC will not Andruss to talk about the good old
days. Let's get CGA back on the
long forget their deeds.
The players take the field and right track, discussing which
fraternity can print the football
the ballgame ends
It was the Fall of 1971 — two programs. Time to get back to
years since BSC had been given a the onl y- thing we were ever
chance to feel its oats and leap really good at — providing good ,
forward into the present; two cheap knowledge for our
students, handing out degrees,
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pins.
And so the 72-73 .school year
passed with a third sigh. .The
barricades were quietly torn down, the masses left the streets
to return to their dorms, their
jobs ; the fires were put out , and
all the spectators went home for
supper. And after all that noise
and mess, isn 't it good to sit back
with a quiet be'er and relax?
Back from the future
The surviving members of the
Class of '73 will graduate next
week. Each of them learned a lot,
grew a lot while they were here.
Nobody can go through four
years of college, any college, and
avoid it. Each of them will take
something away from BSC — a
profession, a hobby, a husband or
wife, a new outlook or interest, a
memorv or two.
As for myself, I can only say
that I consider myself extremely
lucky to have borne witness to the
short and tragic life of Bloomsburg State College. It was loud,
violent, vulgar, hard, hectic; but
it was life. I consider myself ,.
lucky to have made the friends
and enemies I did. And if nothing
else, I think they would all agree
that the last four years were
interesting. Interesting the way
only life can be.
Oh yes, the classes and lectures
and exams will go on. That is
normalcy, that is education as it
was always practiced at BSC, at
least until what Harvey Andruss
referred to as the "Watergatelike"events of the last few years.
And maybe for some people,
that's the way things should be.
But as for myself, I can only
say that I learned far more from
watching the events sketched
above than any course could have
ever taught me. And to BSC, for
giving me that education, I shall
be eternally grateful.

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orientation towards life. The
concept , which says nothing
more than don 't deprive of life,
should not be used to define what
is human life and what is not
human life." In the question and
answer period which followed his
lecture , Dr. Clouser said ,
"Sanctity of life implies an
obligation to future generations.
The concept is one consideration
among many, often outweighed
by other considerations. "
Dr. Clouser also discussed the
place of medical ethics within the
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based on his experiences with
several hundred cases in private
law practice.
Dr. Williams , a former deputy
attorney general in the Pennsylvania Department of Justice,
outlined the general legal principles and the grounds for
divorce which have changed very
little since 1785.
As in most states, an overwhelming number of divorce
cases in Pennsylvania are uncontested . Usually it takes an
average of three months to
complete divorce proceedings
which involves the sheriff , the
prothon otary, and the lawyers.
The only grounds that a divorce
may be granted on are those laws
which are recognized by the
Pennsylvania legislature. Many
people confuse our own state's
laws with those of other states
where a divorce is easily obtained , said Dr. Williams.
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can sue an insane person only if
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CHEYNEY , PA. — The BSC

the Wolves Willie Ellison sank a
twent y foot jumps hot to break the

the Wolf lead.
The victory was the 23rd of the
year for the Cagers , whose onl y

late in the fourth quarter when ,
after a series of bad calls , Coach
Chronister was heard to exclaim
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White
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ejection sparked the Husk ies to
rall y down the stretch , hitting 10
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Art Luptowski with 19.
The win moved the Huskies a
little closer to the Pa. Conference
Easts second place crown. (East
Stroudsburg clinched the title
with their 107-29 victory over
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The teams traded baskets until

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Cheyney lead and defeated the
Wolves , 97-89, before 1000. It was
the first Hus ky win over Cheyney
since the 71-72 season.
The Huskies started off slowly,
falling behind 71-20 at the half.
But the Huskies came back ,
scoring 35 straight points before

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These gentlemen are practicing for next year* Muscles Olympics
where they will be asked to bring down Waller Hall in any way
possible. ( Little do they know that one of the other frats has a
chemist in their group).

The new BSC ice hockey rink.

The Philadelphia Eagles won
the Super Bowl today defeating
the New England Patriots 46-23 at
Veterans Stadium. The Eagles
scored 2 touchdowns on 55 yd.
runs by recently activated Tom
- Woodishick in the last two
minutes to cap the victory.
The 76ers today also won their
82nd straight basketball game to
clinch the division title. It was the
first title since the Sixers lost
Billy Cunningham to Carolina. Al
Henry had 45 .points and Dana
Lewis 23'for *the Sixers. Freddy
Boyd had a career high 31
rebounds to help the cause.
The Phillies announced Danny
Oz$r.ks' signing of a new contact.
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Jfirst World Series victory in the
history of the club. Assigning
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I t 's a Shoe Story, Folks !

S.C.: We love all shoes, except
''Shoes for industry, shoes for
brown. As Frank Za ppa says,
the dead!"
"Brown shoes don 't make it. " He
—The Firesign Theater
also
suggests that
it' s
Grab your socks, friends, it's a
enlightening to "Eat your shoes."
real live interview with the SHOE
M &G : Shoe Crew , what is your
C
. REW also known as Sigma Chi. ,
favorite pastime?
Our trucking reporter finally got
S.C.: Well , we reall y dig
his shit together and got an in- S.C.: Shoes have charisma. watch ing T.V. with our shoes on.
terview with the elusive SHOE Your shoes become a statement Some of our favorite programs
CREW, a small group of BSC of your individuality. Indeed, include "As the Shoe Turns ,"
coeds who profess to revere the * shoes make the man. But we "Love of Shoe", "All My Shoes' ( ,
shoe. Herewith follows some of' must remember that shoes can " King Shoe" , "The Courtship of
the more enligh ten ing comments not be allowed to rule the man. Eddie 's Shoe", and of course,
One of our members had a crisis
from that interview.
Hospital. "
Maroon & Gold Reporter : Wh at with her shoes. She showed up "Shoe
M&G
: Sounds like a barrel of.
is it that you like about shoes? one Sun day i n h er bare f eet , and shoes.
Shoe Crew Member: Shoes are when we asked her why, she
S.C. : Hey, that 's pretty good.
different. You can kick 'em , scuff con f essed t h at h er sh oes h ave
M&G
: Thank you. Tell me,
'em u p , but best of all , y ou can accepted Christ, an d now they what do
you envision for the
TAKE THEM OFF ! I really have want Sundays off.
future?
strong ties with my shoes.
M&G: I've heard you speak of
We plan to open a
your
arch enemy. What is your natS.C.:
M&G
:
Do
you
have
any
Former Nor ma lite and BSNS Prez Robert J. Nossen visited the
i
onw
id
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arch enemy?
favor i te shoe persona li t ies?
tampus recentl y while touring on his lecture circuit. Dr. Nossen
Industrial
and Necrological
S.C. : As a matter of fact, the S.C.: Dog shit.
to urs a great deal these days and lecture s on the topic "Wrasslin g
Shoes.
We
specialize in
Keds Grasshopper is one of our M&G: I guess that speaks for flannel , plaidwill
with Wrestlers - it won 't win you a pop ularit y contest. " As upchocolate
chip,
,
big favorites. We really admire itself. Some of your critics have Kosher, denim and automatic
per classmen will notice , the good doctor has continued his
Kinney's Flings, too. People- intimated that you people have a shoes.
"l iberal'' image , and sports a fine crop of transplant ed hair.
wise, Little Richard, Elton John, shoe fetish. What is your reply to
M&G : Good luck in your enand Marty, a member of Ralph, these allegations?
deavor.
you have any parting
seem to share our affinity for
S.C.: Those idiots don 't h ave a words ofDo
advice
for our readers?
shoes.
shoe to stand on. .Th ey h ave no
S.C.:
Why,
yes.
down at
M&G : Do you have any support for their remarks. Our your feet. What Look
do
you
stand is well-supported. We there? Look at your friends' find
suggestions for shoe care?
feet.
S.C.: Certainly. Today is your relate to shoes solely on a Do you see what we mean? Shoes
day to shine. Start with your platonic basis. We might add that are everywhere, so be more
After a few minutes Sandhers shoes.
by Frank Pizzoli
We recommend Lemon we consider our critics a bunch of aware. And remember, you can
All of us have been through the sighed deeply and began to Pledge, because it cleans as it heels.
your friends but you can 't
ordeal of filling out several copies comp ose himself. He readied to waxes, and buffs as it shines.
M&G: I'll pass the word along. pick
truth.
In
a
low
the
break
with
pick
your
shoes. And don 't take
of the faculty evaluations this
M&G: Good idea. But really, Do you have any favorite shoe any wooden
piece
together
voice
he
started
to
shoes.
past semester only to find that
color ?
just what is it about shoes?
the
IBM
surrounding
the
facts
the results are to be found
nowhere in sight. Whatever - caper and the faculty evaluation.
happened to all the IBM forms It seems that sometime between
his collecting all the forms and
the students labored over?
Kernal Sandhers of the Orifice the date for processing in the
for Jnsthutional Research was on computer center someone .... at
hand recently to answer some this point his voice was barely
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whereabouts of the results, markings and replaced them
Sandhers reDlied. "No data, no with number three lead!
Not aware ot tnis netarious pioi
opinion". Further along in the
sent the bundles of
interview Sandhers answered a Sandhers
center for
question concerning the con- paper to the computer the data
fidentiality of the results by tabulation. At the center
saying, "Not applicable in this sheets were run through the
course". At this point Sandhers computer which produced empty
the
became
noticeably
un- print out shaete. The men attheir
shrugged
also
computer
comfortable and began loosening
his tie. And the bombs began shoulders and sent the material
.
falling as the reporter started to 1back to Sandhers
being
surprised at
Naturally
ask where the IBM forms were
Sandhers
sat at his
the
outcome,
being held. Sandhers didn 't
tossing
pencils
and
breaking
desk
answer the question but raised
waste
paper
in
to
the
his hands and shrugged his crumpled
figure
out
trying
to
shoulders just: .as his glasses basket while
thinking
After
happened.
slipped off his nose from nervous what
for a while, he began inspecting
perspiration.
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While walking through the
Forest of Questionable Doubt I
contempla ted a Hail-of-a- Storm
and got stoned while my mind
wondere d — " what can a Bus

with rain ! Down with BSNS! Down with Teacher Evalua tions!
Down with this , down with that! Down with here , down with there!
Down with u p, down with down !
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5.1.8.

Lett e r
To: The Masses of the Maroon
and Gold

From : His Imp erial Majesty ,

Tsar Nicolas Alexandrovitch
Romanov III Tsar of Russia ,
Ireland , the World , Duke of
Cloves , Essence of Tea , Sir Loin
of Beef , Sir Osis of the Liver ,
Lord of Castoria , Prince of

We are not res ponsible. For
any of these letters. Besides,
we make them u p j ust to see If
you people are on your toes.
The y don 't necessaril y reflect
the opinions of anyb ody. And
don 't dare send us an y mail.
We don 't like it anyway. If you
have any complai nts , place
t hem under a boulder at the
town dum p. Someone may
find them some day.

Diarrhea , Lord Sherrif of Not ,
Ing of Ham , Mangra ve of Wahoo ,
PROCLA MATION
Lord keeper of the rumba : Top of
the Heap and King of the Unto the masses of the M&G :
Mountain.
Hereby and forthwith , sowhat
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get wrecked
with out Pee Poles ," I thought ,
"b ut Pee Poles can get wrecked

while driving , or (if the Bus is a

Davy Phoo Phoo : all he Oft stron g Bus ) can drive wrecked .
But a Bus can 't drive a Pee Pole,
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was amazed to see that this was

the office of the M&G, a
cladistine newspaper according
to my spys. I was also informed

that this room was the hoval for
sex maniacs ,
perverts ' Presbyterians , and
degenerates ,

infidels . Taking all this into mind ,

I decided that this was a good

time to make a strategi c withdrawal from so de pressing a
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Suddenly my mind was at ease ,

and the shadow of fear was lifted ,
for surel y these people know and
respect so mighty great handsome , omnipotent , intelli gent ,
and truthful a soverign as myself.
Venturing further , I casuall y
glanc ed at the caption below!
"Davy PHOO PHO O, ALL HAIL
THE TSAR" This was too much ,
and I said unto the Lord "Woe to

By Tim Bossard

Stanley Kubrick 's venture into
the realm of science fiction ,
variously known as 2001: A Space
Odyssey , How the Solar System
Was Won and Confessions of a
Nietschean Hippy , pr oves how a
thoroughly modern and supposedly intelligent film maker

The picture 's really four or five
those people shall my wrath be
turned . The y have struck at my flicks rolled into one. The
appoint ed servant on earth and - - elements have nothi ng to do with
shall pay dearly for their crimes.. each other . Here 's a breakdow n :
Yea unto them I shall send a 1) Prehistoric monkies discover a
pestilence of leaky pens , and large upright concrete slab (I
their typewriters shall heed them guess it' s a symbol of Alien Innot ; but shall revolt . Their leader telligences ) and learn how to use
Sue , know of Sprage , shall be sore weapons for huntin g and warafraid and unto her I shall send fare; 2) Years later , earthmen
visions of chauvinists and discover another block buried on
Italians , and to her the wra th of the moon ; 3) a spaceship with
DOR shall be unleased . Se- two men and a talki ng computer
curity shall plague the office heads for Jupiter. The computer
nightly by calling the staff forth rebels and tries to tak e over the
and issue them unto the ship, but one of the men pulls its
plug ; 4) at Jupiter , the surviving
darkness . Unto the office known
as leaiure i snau sena root crewman encoun ters anotner
issues of McCalls , and the block and a floatin g LSD trip; 5)
Saturday Evening Post. And the he lands in a lavish hotel room
desks shall vomit of Better

Homes and Gardens. Unto the
staff I shall send the angel of

misspellings whose sword shall
sever their minds from their

that perinially

parks in front of my home, and bv

Vind ictive Glitt er

politics , the kind you hear , see,
his atelier with REVENGE and read about everyday. Slick
(BGI ) , the albujm of the year . has innovated a bit , using the
Neither the knowledge of in- Koto in place of the trill of Kin g
verted mordents or the civilized Richard , who penned the piece .
The most interesting numbe r
cittern will prepare the listener
¦for Slick . He has no moral con- on the side is "A Tribute to
sideration for conformity . and Mismanagement ." "Tribute " is
even less for establsihed for all who feel the zealous,
melodies. He has never had a belligerent , chauvinism in the
single on a juke box or been aired United States is about as tasteful
on AM radio , explaining your as porno flicks . The lyrics will
make you thankful for the
nonrecollection .

middle of "the frenzy a lone tenor

guessed by now , is not poppy rock by your mother .

boring, and second ra te entertainment . (He can take ab-

nCiVCiiNUEi,

you

may

nave

(Miles
but flouting jazz.
Davis once said of Dagger —
"Damn !!!")
Slick has chosen the allusive "I
Thrive On Moist Surfaces " to
open the album — like a chisel. It
is not about at hlete 's foot.
"Narcissistic Nuisance " follows
you like taxes and proves

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"We " closes side one, with
Dagger striking a pair of neur otic
girls , whose inferiority com-

plexes show an incredib le contrast to the her oine of " Tribu te ."
Ponytails and giddy girls . Two

gems.

Turn it over and sit back , way

back , for "C17H21N04. " Twenty-

manliness by consuming a case five minute instrumenta l with no
• of beer , then eating the ' cans . equal anyw here. String , wind ,
'

Quite impressive , as are the and percussion collide with field
and prov e their
sound effects/, "Leaky Faucet artillery
in the end. In the
superior
ity
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where he ages and dies, seeing a to the avera ge American moviefinal concrete slab at the foot of goer?
his bed ; 6) the old man becomes a
baby (I guess that 's a symbol of
senility.)
If you 're confused just reading
this , think what it' s like seeing it!
And , what' s worse , it moves so
damn slow . There 's hardly any
talking , either . Kubrick was too
lazy to write a script , so he inserted a bit with monkies and put

lots of music on the soundtrack.
The picture 's no good because
it doesn ' t follow a few standard
rules of science fiction. For one
thing , there 's no monsters. Who

But the worst thing about 2001

is the ending. It' s as if Kubrick ,
realizing that two and a half

hours of film had gone nowhere ,

decided

to leave

us with

Something to Think About. The
film goes philosophical , and no
one I know can understand it.
Which leads me to an importa nt
point: film is an entertainment
medium , not a means of expressing Deep Thoughts. Who the
hell cares abou t philosophers
anyway?
Why did Kubrick make a film?
Look at the audiences : they 're all
kids. The picture is psychedelic ,
philosophical and enormousl y
popular with young people. It
would seem that Kubrick has
prostituted his talent and sold out
to the hippy audience . (Have you
seen him late ly? He has a beard. )'

wants to see concrete blocks (or
whatever the hell that thing was)
that just represent aliens? Why
not show the aliens themselves?
It would wake up the audience
and make the picture more interesting .
There 's no action , either. The
only people who get killed are in
It just goes to show what the
hibernation. A sign reads " Life film industry is turnin g into. How
Functions Terminated " and I long for the return of simple,
that 's it. No fights , no blood, no uncom plicated and superior
ra y guns , nothin g. How 's a pic- Japanese science fiction flicks
ture like that supposed to appeal like Godzilla . .

Vince bus Erupt u m

garbag e truck

by R obert W. Gaglione
Slick Dagger has thrust from

"Theoreticall y the Bus is
nothing bu t a chunk of Shit. You
can burn i t, smoke it , wreck it. Do
whatever you want to it. But no
ma tter what you do with the Bus ,
you'll alwa ys wonder — " what
can a Bus do?"

Record Review

tounges and cliches shall come
forth . Their printer News known
by Danville , shall be instructed to Vincebus Eru ptum ... Blue Cheer
print local items, delete captions
Blue Cheer is an inventive
and leave spaces . And unto the group, inspired by a variety of
those who doth incure the wrath finances I shall send my agent innovative sounds and flashin g
of the Tsar " and the Lord said 7' Trathen who shall smote thee instrumental bril liance. It has
"Yea , Verily and Forsooth. And down and cut thy pay unto been sheer boredom which has
kept me from previousl y
the angel of the Lord descended shreds .
All this and more I shall do reviewing these rockin ' geniuses.
onto my person , and delivered a
I first became *aware of the
To those who call the Tsar
proclamat ion to be given unto
possibilities in recorded sound
the slime of the office and it read : Davy Phoo
employed by Cheer when I was
awakened by the broken down

Record Review

"If you leave the Bus alone

everyone will keep nagging you
to burn it because it wr ecked all
t he Pee Poles.

2001: Space Odyssey

After a fairly recen t inspection reside in the den of sin known as can be totally lackin g in sense
tour to the barbaric pr ovinces of the M&G be afraid. For unto and imagination.

Bloomsburg and immediate
vicinity , I happened to chance my
wa y into a wanton and seemingly
dilapid a ted office. On brushing
away the grease , cob-webs and
thumb tacs from the door sign , 1

wrecked or not.

"If you burn the Bus you may
get ahead , but you loose the Bus.

sax rises to magnificen t heights
of ecstasy, reaching climax after
climax. An incredi ble performance .
A future endeavor presump tive? Slick is said to be workin g

titled
tentativel y
on
a
SPINOUT
" Preterhuman . "

AWARD: The 1973 Omn ipotence
Prize goes , by und is puted
decision, to Doug McCintoc k ,
for his sole efforts to insu re a
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solutely no credit for the one

outstanding performance at BSC
in 1972-73 , that being the
Mahavishnu Orchestra. Efforts
by others br ought them here , to
the whims of.Mr. BNE .) I must
commend Doug for his squa nderings and ill-timin g , (with
respect to the foiled TRAFFIC
concert ) , and I wish him much
luck in his future as a born

leader.

the sounds of Polish garbagemen
hap pily swearing outside my
window. Later I was convinced
that they were inspired by my
noisy neighbors , who once had a
48 hour part y and graced my

enough , Stevens then stands in a
washtub full of urine and plugs in.
The resulting sights and sounds

are overw helming , if not out-

standing . The grou p once
managed to send a crowd of two
hango ver by singing the uncut " people clawing for the door at the
version of "100 bottles of beer on basement of Ernie 's Delicatessen
the wall " at 3 a.m. complete with (which is one of the hottest and
acapella jam.
hippest spots in all of downtown
Undoubtedly , this is one of the Benton).

few groups that can produce

The album equals their stage

classically oriented gro ups ,
Cheer produces a thrill and
vibrancy topped by most . A
highli ght of their act is when lead
guitarist Leigh Stevens tak es off
his shoes and socks. As if the
impact of that showmanshi p isn't

The band plays real good. They
make perfect spontaneou s music ,

intense migra ine headaches and act in all faucets . Particularly
violent stomach ulcers at any good is the spot in "Inch worm
time. In concert they are even Cosmos Breakfast" where Paul
better , backed bv ^be immortal Whaley belches , and plays a
and highly aesthe tic Kukamonga superb solo on lead Wret ch. The
Nuclear Holocaust Light Show produc er can be heard in the
and Demolition Contr actors . background screaming, " Think
Believe you me, the act is about raw hot dogs in spaghetti
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dynamite .
sauce !"
Rivaling equal jazz-rock and
So run out and get this record . '
great background for suicide
pacts , bad driving conte sts ,
funerals , and sour cream and
mustard orgies .
Like I said , they play good.

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McClintock wins Man of Year !
by Jim Sachetti
and Sue Sprague
The Bloomin ' News pr oudly
announces
that
it
has
unanimously chosen Douglas F.
McClintock for this year 's MAN
OF THE YEAR award. Douglas ,
outgoing Vice-President of
BSNS's College Council, will
receive his award for "outstanding cont ributions to the
welfare of the students of
Bloomsburg
State Normal
School," and for "Risking his life
on three separate occasions to be
the first to rush across the street
in front of oncoming cars to
welcome the candidates for BSNS
president ."
- Douglas , a senior at BSNS, has
labored long and hard for his
school, never ceasing in his endeavors to better things for
himself and for himself. He has
served on many committ ees on
College Council , in the StudentFaculty Senate , and fought
valiantly for the opportunity to
serve his school as Student
Member of the Board of Trustees .
Of his work in these positions , it
can only be said that he served
hourly , daily , and yes, even

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weekly. His presence was always
above board ; his appearance
known; his dealings neat. His
comrades spoke of him in
glowing terms , and one often
heard his admirers proclaim ,
"Yes!" and sometimes , on rare
occasions , "Maybe!"
When
challenges
arose ,
Douglas felt challenged , when
lesser men fled , Douglas fled too,
and when adversity rea red its
ugly head , you know what
Douglas did .
. Many contestants were considered , and the staff of the M&G
spent many hours arguing on who
should be so honored , but after
Douglas '
overwhelming
presentation of "The Chair " at
the twelfth meeting of College
Council , there was no contest.
And so, with pride and
prejudice aforethought , the
Bloomin ' News proudly awards
its MAN OF THE YEAR prize ,
to that great and munificent
person age of the pulpit ; tha t
chair amon g cha irs ; tha t veep
amon g veeps; the splendid ' and
gra diose Douglas F. McClintock ,
Esq.!!

Douglas F. McClintock, The Bloom in ' News ' MAN OF THE YEAR/ as he wears his ceremonial
robes a fter his award presenta tion . You must be ver y proud, . Douglas I

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