McG overn -Hartke

( Foucart Photo )

by Elaine Pongratz
"I move that th is convention
the
unanimousl y
acce p t
nomination of George McGovern
for the office of the Presidenc y,"
shouted Bob Blair , Chairman of
the Simulated Democratic
Conven tion. The screams and
cheers from the floor made it

unanimous as the second ballot
proclaimed McGovern 's 738 .vote
victory.

It was the climax of a very long
and exciting day.
The Conven tion began a few
minutes after 9 on Saturday
morning . After bein g called to
order by Chairman Blair , it
docily followed the agenda
through the traditional National
Anthem , Pledge of Allegiance
and Invocation. Followin g that
was the Address of Welcome,
given by congressman Daniel J.
Flood. The introduction of the
keynote speak er was given by a
local politician , Kent Shelhamer ,
and the keynote speaker, Senator
Frank Church of Idaho , spoke on
the situation of our government
today.
Challenge
The next event was to have
been the Report of the Platform

Committee , but before the report
was presented , Ms. Mary Lou
Andris challenged section 5 of the

Illinois Delegation on the grounds
that its members were chosen

unfairly . Illinois , (section 5) was

under the chairmanship of John

Angela Davis
Political priso ner Angela Davis
was a last minute addit ion to the
list of presidential nominees.
Despite the fact that Angela
Davis was ineligible due to her
age ( 27), not to mention the fact

Andris who had stipulated that that she was hardly a registered
anyone wishing to join his Democrat , she picked up 73 votes
delegation must sup port Angela on the first ballot and 46 on the
Davis. Following Ms. Andris ' second. She defeated some off the
challenge , a motion was made to more "popular " candidates both
eject the whole delegation from - times around — a great acthe Convention. A ballot was
called for and by a vote of 649 yes
to 565 no, section 5 was refused
recognition as a delegation , and
the right to vote at the Convention. Later a motion was

complishmen t for a worth y

ruled out of order , but he per-

siBtantl y screamed into the
microphone to be allowed time to
speak. After severa l minutes of
th is, Bob Blair slammed the
pod ium w i th his gavel and
shou t ed "If you open your mouth
one more time, I'll have you
removed from the Convention! "
The stands roared their approva l
and warn ing by Gary Pletche r,
the Sergeant • at - ar ms, put the
Washi ngton man into the silent
minorit y for the rest of the day.
Holl call continued bri nging
Shir l ey
C on gr esswoman
Frank
Senator
Chisholm;
Churc h, Idaho 's favorite son;
political priso ner , Angela Davis;
2nd time
Vance Hartke;
arounder , Huber t Hum phrey ;
Henr y "Scoop" Jackson ; Senator
Kenned y ; former
Edward
potential pres idential nominees,
Eugene McCar thy ; Senator
George McGovern ; Senat or
Edmund Muskle , Govern or
Geor ge Wallace , and Samuel
Yorty into the center rin g of the
nominatin g circus.

thou gh ineligible contender.
After the confusion of the Davis
issue, the Report of the Platform
Committee began. Amendments ,
chan ges in alread y
and
made to reconsider the removal established amend ments were
of this delegation , but it too was voted on. This pr ocedure was cut
defeated by a 042-390 vote. All short when the chairma n moved
nine members found places with that the Platform be accepted
other delegation , but ironically exactly as it was due to a shorenough , when Mr. Andris tried to tage of time . The motion was
join the Idaho delegation they voted on and passed. Shortl y
said they would accept him on 2 after that the Roll call for
conditions , 1.) that he would vote nominations (or the Presidency
for Frank Church , their favorite began.
son candidate and 2.) that he ' Part way thr ough the Roll call
would not create any more a member of the Washin gton
First Ballot
disturbances concernin gbig now 'delegation requested recognition
After
the
nominat ing speech,
change
he
had
wanted
extinct delegation. All is fair in based on a
second
speeches
and demon,
was
to make in the Platform. He
love and war. And Politics?

strat ions were over the Roll call )

of the States for the first.
Balloting began. The balloting '
took nearl y an hour and the
results
showed
G eor g e
McGovern , althou gh lacking a
majority, number one with 420
votes. Next came Geor ge
Wallace with 173, Eugene MCCarthy with 118 and Shirley
Chisholm
with
114. The
remaining 325 votes were divided
among the aforementioned
nominees with former President
Harry S. Truman capturing 8
votes and Archie Bunker capturing only 1.
Shift to McGoverri
Since a majority was not
reached , a second ballot had to be
taken . This time McGovern came
out with 738 votes, giving him 117
over the number he needed to be
nominated. On the second ballot,
Chisholm 's tally climbed to 121
and Wallace fell to 139, The
voting in general wasn't as
scattered , with the exception of
the fact that Truman got 26 more
votes, he had 34, which was more
than Chur ch, Hartke , Humphrey,
Jackson. Kenned y or Yortyl
( continued on page seven )

Le tte rs

Letters to the editor are an
expression of the individual
writer 's opinion and do not
necessarily reflect the views ol
(he newspaper. All letters must
Dear Jim ,
[be signed , names will be withheld
I appreciated your perceptive ¦upon request. The M & G res erve
analysis of the appare nt (the right to abridge , in coo*
motivations in the current Isiutation with the writer , all
scene so well done , it suggests fetters over 400 words in length.
a career for yQu in consumer law
a professorship in Philosophy ^ Skehan , Dr. Primack , and us. We
or related humanities , or an M.D. all ha rdl y know each other , and
are vastly differe nt. But we have
in Psychiatry .
Eric Smithner one thing in com mon—we are all
fighting individuals. None of us
fit into the nea tly meshing
REPLY TO SACHETTI
" machine " that Presiden t
We have no choice but to an- Nossen has carefully conswer the Sachetti editorial of
, for purposes of selfApril 21, attacking the Board of structed
aggrandizement
over the past
Trustees again , and impugnin g
creating
numerous
three
years
,
our motives in defending the
"front"
organizations
on camBoard.
pus , manipulated through soSachetti 's renewed attack on called "faculty leaders ," and
the Board , when one cuts through hidden beneath the veneer of
all the "pa dding, " filling one-half "pro cedure. "
Let us now turn to the reall y
a double column , leaves as
remnants , two points : (1) the central point of the Sachetti
Governor appoints Trustees , who editorial. He says "I side with
are therefore political people neither the Trustees nor
automatically, and (2) the. President Nossen. I believe that
Trustees are unqualified to judge both positions should be done
faculty . In answer to (1) , the away with and the College run by
political composition of the Board the faculty and students. " How
is five Republican , four can this be done , do you think?
Democrat — and in opposition to Students ha ve alread y petitioned
the College Administration is the Governor , they have
bipartisan in nature . In reply to demonstrated , they have sought
(2) , the law does not agree with evaluation of the Preside nt by the
Sachetti , for Public Law 13 gives Faculty — and they have gotten
bodies have
the Board the power "to review nowhere. Faculty
with
the
President ,
"cooperated"
all matters pertainin g to the
facult
y memwhile
individual
welfare and well being of the
opposed
the
President
bers
have
College ; " powers for public
cost. Who,
relations , grievance procedures , at terrible perso nalto remove
the
has
the
power
then
,
as well as "power to approve the
the
Board
;
not
President?
Only
appointment of all employees in
The
accordance with law. 1 ' But faculty , not students. only
been
s
role
has
Board'
leaving this argument aside , it is
reactive to the expansive cencertainly going against reality
for Sachetti to claim that whole tralizing tendencies of the Adgroups of people , such as faculty, ministration , of which Dr. Griffis
students , and trustees have or and Mr. Williams are symphave not certain capacities , tomatic.
We believe that the Board
without any reference to indesires
to give the school back to
dividuals.
the students and the faculty — if
The second half of the Sachetti it is able to do so.
Finally, we note with sadness
editorial attacks us for defending
the Board on grounds of self- tha t the Sachetti editorial of April
interest. Our case was. public 14 agains t the Board had been
knowledge , for it had been preceded on April 12 by George
reported in the local press on Turner 's memorandum to the
April 8, though nothing of it was faculty attacking the Board ,
carried in the Maroon & Gold of which in turn had been preceded
April 14. Our letter was not by public relea se of our petition *,
initiatory, but responsive to to the Board on April 8. Now, Mr.
Sachetti' s editorial attackin g the Turner is in the same department
Board . Except for tha t attack , it as we, and we have had together ,
would not have been written at pronounced pedagogical and
all. In any case, to assume a administrative differences for
general altruism , to which our three years. Then on April 21,
self-interes t is an exception is Sachetti attacked us , two
surely a sign of naivete on teachers he did not even know. In
short , we are of the opinion that
Sachetti' s part.
Sachetti has been "rea ched ," and
Are our cases purel y of concern we cannot choose but regard his
to us alone? We ar e well qualified editorials as "inspired. "
Ralph Smiley and John B.
professionals who have conWilliman
tributed our share to this school.
We are not in jeopard y because
we are independent-mi nded and
Greek Week begins next
express our criticisms. If we can
week
(April 24 • April 30).
be liquidated , every one on the
Voti
ng
for Greek man and
faculty will know that there is no
Greek woman wi ll take place
academic freedom at BSC.
It has occurred to us that there
is something In common among
Houk , Vice-P resident
Mr.
Hunsinger , Mr. P or t er , Dr.

on April 26 and April 27 in the
St udent Union Lobby from 11
A.M. to 3 P.M. Get over to the
Union and vote f o r y our
choice I

Editorial Staff : Editor-in-chief , Jim sachetti ; Business
Mana ger , sue tprague ; Managing Editor , Karen Keinard ;
News Editor, Frank Pizzoli ; Assistant News Editors, John
Dempsey and Michael Meiiinger ; Co-Feature Editors , Joe
Miklos and Terr y Blass; Sports Editor, Bob Oliver ; Art
Editor, Denise Ross; Circulation Manager, Elaine Pongratz ;
Co-Copy Editors , Ellen Doyle and Nancy Van Pelt ;
Photog raphy Editor , Tom Schofleld ; Contributing Cartoonist , Jo hn Stugrin ; Advisor, Ken Hoffman.
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Reporters : Suzvan n Lioousk y, Cindy Michener , Leah
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Yach ym, Ruth MacMurra y.
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Book Revie w:

Our Gang

by Blass
"... let' s not underestimate the
imagination of the American
people. This may seem like oldfashioned patrio tism such as isn't
in fashion anymore , but I ha ve
the highest regard for their
imagination and I always have .
Wh y, I actuall y think the
American people can be made to
believe anything. These people ,
after all , have their fantasies and
fears and superstitions , just like
anybody else, and you are not
going to put anything over on
them by simply addressing
yours elf to the real problems and
pretending that the others don 't
exist just because they are
imaginary. "—Trick E. Dixon,
1IV71

1711

Seldom has a Presiden t so
flagra ntly misled his people as
has Rich ard M. Nixon. Seldom
has a President so openly played
upon his subjects ' paranoias and
stupidi ties, or used so much
hateful rhetoric to accompli sh so
little good. And seldom has a
President been so accurately laid
to bare waste as Richard "Trick
E. Dixon" Nixon has been in
Philip Roth 's "Our Gang. "
Then again , seldom has a
Presiden t given his satirists so
much material.
Phili p Roth is best known for
"Goodbye , Columbus ," "Portnoy's Complaint ," and a unique
type of Jewi sh humor which his
imitators simply can 't beat. With
"Our Gang, " Roth takes a good
hard whack at the vagaries of the
present administration , with
results not in the least heavyhanded. For you see, Roth' s book
is barel y disguised truth , and
there is no better type of satire
than that based firmly in reality,
truth , and truth made "perfectly
clear "-obscured.
The book opens with a totall y
straight-faced quote made at San
Clemen te on April 3 of last .year.
The subject was abortion . The
quote went like this :
"From personal and religious
beliefs I consider abortions an
unacceptable form of population
control.
Furthermore ,
unrestricted abortion policies, or
abortions on demand , I cannot
square with my personal belief in
the san ctity of human lifeincluding the life of the unborn .
For , sur ely, the unborn have
rights also, rec ogn ized i n law ,
recognized even in principl es
expounded by the Unit ed
Nations. "
Roth , having had previous
experience with tricky Dicks ,
uses the above quote as a literal
springbo ard , beginning Chapter
One wi th Tricky comforting a
troubled citizen over puzzling
mora l issues provoked by My
Lai. Says the citizen , wha t if Lt.
Calle y murdered a pregnan t
woman , wouldn 't he, and hence
President Dixon , then be guilty of
violating the rights of the unborn ? C ounterin g w i th logi c
i nd icat i ve of t hings to come ,
Dixon asks , " ...did Lt. Calley,
b el i eve t he woman t o b e '
pregnant , or did he , mistakenly,
i n t he hea t of t he momen t,
assume tha t she was just stout?"
And so it begins , t he most clever
and diabolic al political satir e
since Orwell...
By the time Chapter Two rolls
a round , things are TOTA LLY
absurd. Dixon, busy giv ing press
conferen ces on his proposal for
fetal right s, shows t rue concern
no t merel y for t he unborn , but the
mothers a s well. "I assure y ou ,
th is adm i n i strati on does not
i ntend to si t i dl y b y and d o
noth i ng while Amer i can women

Trick E. Dixon

interests , for all his soft-spoken
Quaker upbringings , Dixon is a
harsh man when it comes to
"troublemakers "
and
"malcontents. " As becomes
evident when the Capitol is invaded by squadrons of filthy
revolutionaries
from
that
militant organization , the Boy
Scouts of America , long fabled
for its dens of inequity .
It is deep within the President' s
secret locker room , and plans are
being laid. These Boy Scouts , so
obviously outraged by Dixon 's
unborn speech , so obviousl y
dangerous to the nation 's
security , must be stopped at any
and all costs , for as Tricky says ,
"Now it was one thing when those
Vietnam soreheads came down
here to the Capitol to turn their
medals in. Everyone knew they
were just a bunch of malcontents
who had lost arms and legs and so
on, and so had nothing better to
do with their time than hobble
around feeling sorry for themselves. Of course they couldn 't be
objective about the war—half of
t hem w er e i n wheelcha i rs
because of it. But wha t we ha ve
now isn't just a mob of ingrates—
t hese are t he B oy Scou t s
...Gentlemen , you can go to war
w it h Co ngress ional consen t, you
c an ru i n th e ec onom y and
trample on the Bill of Rights , but
y ou just do not viola t e t he moral
code of the Boy Scouts of
A mer i ca and ex p ec t to be
reelected to the highes t office in
the land. " Sure enough , it' s crisis
time , a nd heck , this is only
Chader Three.
Poor Dixon...here is a man to
be pitied . He' s onl y doin g wha t i s
dictated by his person al belief in
t he sanc ti t y of human life , and
the Boy Scouts , f or some reason ,
ar c calling him a dirty old man.
No w onder he pleads , "Surely I
have tr i ed to gi ve no indica t i on
are being kicked in the stomach whatsoever to the people of this
by a bunc h of violent five-month- * coun tr y t hat I even know what
olds. " Ah yes, for all his humane sexual inte rcourse IS, Fur-

thermore , I have instructed my
family that they must under no
circumstances allow it to appear
that any of us have ever in our
lives been infected by desire or
lust , or , for tha t matter , an appetite for anything at all , outside
of political power...if it weren 't
for my perspiring so on
television , the American people
would probabl y have no way in
the world of telling that under my
clothes I am flesh ." Nevertheless , things look bleak. At one
point it is even debated whether
Tricky should , for appea rance 's
calra

nrnclnim

hi mself

homosexual. Like any morall y
decent Presiden t of the United
St a t es and Q uaker , Dixon
responds with an outraged "I had
the courage to call Alger Hiss a
Communist. I had the courage to
call Khrushchev a bully . I assur e
you , I have the coura ge t o call
mysel f a queer!" He only
changes his mind when he finds
out how homosexuals operate .
("Wh y, that' s awful ! That' s
disgusting ! You' re makin g t ha t
up!" ) No, it is obvious , Dixon has
to find some other way.
And find it he does. At first it
looks like his advisors will rig
an other conspiracy. (It worke d
so well with the Kerrigans ) . At
second i t looks like t rouble for
t h ose i nfam ous cons pi rators ,
"the 5 J' s," Johnn y Carson , Joan
Baez , Mayor of New York J ohn
L ancelot , J ack i e C har i sma
C olossus , and Jimi Hendrix. But
Trick E. is a man of good will ,
and perhaps things are turned
•when he inadvertentl y spells
H endr i x ' s name "Jimmy. "
Realizing he has made an awfu l
mistake , he changes the spelling ,
i n iti alizes t he changes so that It 's
official , and pr oceeds to eulogize :
"Now I only wish that the
wonderful colored people of this
countr y could have seen the
scru pulosity with which I at( continued on page eight)

The Conventi on...

.. " I move that this convention
un ani m o u sly a c cept th e
nomination
of
George
McGovern for the office of the
presidency " , shout ed
Chairman Bob Blair over the
overwhelming cheers and
seco nds t hat ca me fr om the
convention floor.
..Delegates and campaign
managers maneuvered on the
con v e ntio n floor m ost of
Saturday and reached a peak
experience
of
fi n a ll y
nominating a candidate. All
the wo rk that led up to the
Convention Saturday paid off
by showing
the college
communit y and anyone else
who is intereste d th at BSC
does have something like the
Simulated
Democratic
National Convention to bring
the ca m pus kic k in g a nd
screaming into the Twentieth
Century.
.. Bob Blair, James Percey,
the convention
Steering
Committee, all the delegates,
the eleven stat e and nationally
known speakers, and the news
media are to be commended
for providing students with an
experience
that touches
reality , something that is
so metimes hard to find on a
colle ge campus.
THE MAROON AND GOLD
EDITORIAL STAFF

Ke ynot e Speak er :
Frank Churc h
by jim sachetti
Senator Fran k Church DIdaho , leveled a strong verbal
barrage at the adm inistration of
Richa rd Nixon in his Keynote
address to the 1220 delegates in

Church noted the fact tha t he
has been opposing the Viet Nam

budgetary policies which he said
have p roduced " the largest
deficit since the Second World

Democratic President and put

war in the Sena te for seven years.
He recalled the 1968 Presidentia l
campaign and Nixon 's promise
that he had "a secret plan " to end
attendance at the Simulated the war . "He 's had three and a
Democr atic National Convention . half years to disclose it , " said
Church , "and I think that 's
Chara cterizing Nixon as "the enough . "
Church urged the delegates to
very paragon of Republican
virtue , " Church attacked Nixon 's get out and work to elect a

War. "
C hurch
Re publican

described

the war behind.

the

leadership
in
America as " suffering an
identi ty crisis " as a result of
Nixon 's Wa ge-Price Program .
"Every night they kneel down ,
raise their eyes to heaven and
pray: 'Ph ase* I didn ' t last , Phase
II didn ' t work , and 0 Lord , spare
us from Pha se III ."
Church drew shouts of aoproval from the delegates
when he said that "watchin g
Nixon is like watching a Chinese
ping-pong match . " Referring to
Nixon 's lack of concern for the
little man , Church characterized
the Nixon administration as
"Herbert
Hooverism , computerized. "
Church detailed the battle
between
Democratic
and
Republican Senators over the
controversial SST . "Why spend
public money ," he said , "ju st to
get the Jet Set to London before
they finish their second mar-

tini?"
C hurch sai d th at Ni xon was
w i lling t o start " a raid on t he
public treasur y" in order to save
the Lockheed Cor poration , but
t hat he was unconcerned about
the more than 50, 000 small
businesses i n A merica that were
dri ven into bankru ptcy last year.
"The Nixon Administration , he
said , believes in Socialism for the
rich — free enterprise for the
poor!"

Conventio n Photos
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Foucart ,
Mares h,
Oliver ,
Sachetti ,
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.. The Simulated Democratic National Conven tion is over but it will remain in the minds of
everyone that crowded into Centennial gym on a rainy Saturd ay. It will especially be a
memor y for the Steering Commit tee . Only a few of the nearl y 1300 people at the convention
were aware of the work of this small group of 25 people. These people have worked on this
Convention for over a year. In March 1971, Jim Percey started things off and since then the
committee has put in more ho urs than any of us want to think about.
.. It's hard (or me to sit down and -write the thoug ht s 1 have in my head about these people.
God they 're beautiful. When someone is the head of someth ing like this they get all the
thanks and few members are recognized. I am sure their thanks are for all the others. I
think everyone should know abo ut the Steering Committee and I do th em no justice by this
letter , but I w ill try.
.. Ever sinc e last fall Waller 313 has been one of the busiest offices on campus. It was the
center of a conspiracy to bring about the suc cess of the Simulated Convention . If anyone
happened by they would see kids working their asses off . One couldn 't begin to co unt the
amount of letters written , the calls made, the ditto pages run «ff , the staplin g of them or the
steps take n by all those feet.
I need not mention their names because they are sur ely aware of who they are and what
they have done but I want the college to know them and when you see them give them a
thanks. Cathy Brennan , Secretary of the Conv ention , Bill Orcutt , Mary Beth Lech , John
Andris, Mary Pat Truethart , Bev Hanselman, Linda Buck , Barb Marberger, John Smith,
Felix Wisgo, Doug McClintock, Larry Mayer , Gail Conn er, Mike Adam s , Barb Petorek,
Charlene Proch, Jane Elmes , Kathy Dobslaw, Brian Bower, Scott Peterma n, Ray Siegfried
and John Woodward .
;

.. The one person that brought us all together and remembered all the little details and the
big ones was James W. Percey. Without Jim the convention co uld not have been. This is
Jim 's second simulated convention and I am su re-not his last . Of all the people at the Convention Jim had the most fun. Thank you Jim.
.. It's hard to thank all the people that have helped to make the convention a success but I
would like to thank some now. I am sure I speak for the whole Steering Committ ee. The
coverage we received from the M&G was great. I am sitting in their office at one of their
typewriters right now and everyone is runn ing aro und putting together the paper for
Wednesday. It will be a good issue. Thank You .
Dr. Rosholt , a Chairman of the Politica l Science Department was so helpful and gave
everyone encouragement when we were all so tired . Thank You Doctor.
.. I would also like to thank the campaign man agers — you really put on a show! And also all
those who were delegates, the duplicating roo m;the mail room, CGA, Mr. Trathen and his
staff , Steve Wagner for getting the speaker s the re on time, and everyone else for their time
and efforts. To list them wo uld take an ent ire iss ij e of the M&G. Thank You all.
Now what do w e do with our free afternoo ns? j
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Bob Blair

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Sen. Eag leton claims war
still needs deb ating
by Frank Pizzoli

" The Vietna m War is not as
im p ortant as it once was , but it
still needs debating " , stated

Thomas F. Eagleton , D-Missouri ,
to a small group in Carver
Auditorium Friday Night .

The senator said that , " up to a
few weeks ago it was being diffused and was beginning to look
as though Gen. William Westmoreland 's predic tion in 1965
would be correct - that when the
war reached a casualt y -level to
which the people would acce pt as
"tolerable " the war would no
longer be a key issue. A similar
conclusion was posited by Dr .
Maxwell Primack , an outs poken
opponent of Pre sident Nixon's
Vietnamizat ion plan , who sat on
the BSC facult y in 1969-70. The
renewed bombing order by the
p res ident has change d this and

now the war has becom e an issue

' t appea r as brilliant in
in the presiden tial cam paign , doesn
Apri l" . Duri ng a question and
Eagleton stated.
answe r p eriod the senator
The V ietnam War could affect carried
on a dialogue with a BSC
President Nixon 's second try at faculty membe r concerni ng
the W hite House , the senator
's campa ign.
said , but he felt becau se Muskie
Dr. Joseph Vau ghn said that
" President Nixon is a clever
such as Mu skie
p oli t ical cam paigner , one who cand idates
promine
nt endorse ments
knows j ust what to tell the people receive
men like the senator and
and when " he would try his best from
because they

Sen. Fra nk Churc h
to dilute the issue.
winn ers . To this the
He noted tha t President Nixon look like
is the only politician who could, senator agreed . noted by Dr.
It was further
on two se p ara te occasions ,
that it appears Muskie^ is
Vaughn
receive a stand ing ovation from
no
longer
a winner . Dr. Vaug hn
C atholic educa tors by promisin g
then
asked
if the senator thoug ht
financ ial supp ort for parochia l
to another canmove
he
would
schools and not produce one piece
didate.
of legislation.
Sen . Eagleto n replied , " You
't jump ship " .
don
MUSKIE SUPPORTER
"
But
wha t if the ship is
from
a
Coming to campus
Dr . Vaughn quickly
sinking?
",
in
Will
i
ams
p
ort
,
Muskie rall y
"
I
became
retorted.
Sen. Eagleton stated ,
" Touche " , said the senator and
a Musk ie supp orter in October , at
moved
on to anot her question .
that time a br illiant move. Now it
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been behind the times , and
At the seminar entitled whenever any part y in power
" Democr atic
Pros p ects in tries to cat ch up to national
Pennsy lvania ; Presidential and standards , it must spend money ,
Legislative " , Rep. Franklin in order to do so, st ated Rep .
by Michael Meizinger

Kur y, Sunbury ; Rep. Kent
Shelhamer , Berwick ; Rep.
Robert Wise , Williamsport ; and
Richard
W alton , Berwick .
Chairman of the Columbia
Coun ty Commis sioners spoke to
BSC students and faculty .
Rep. Franklin Kury , a candidate in the 27 th Senatorial
district , opened the meeting by
discussing the character of the
Pa. Senate. He com pared the
Senate to a dentist chair , because
i t takes the teeth out of a bill .
Rep . Kury stated that the Senate
is known tor various types of

secret proceedings in order to kill
or pass a specific bill .
Rep . Kury urged the voters of
Pa . to elect a Democratic Senate
so the state ot Pa. could get a

Wise. He added tha t when this
occurs , t he party in power is sure
to be hurt at the next statewide
elections . For thi s reason Rep .
Wise is not too op timi stic about
the Democrati c Party,
in
general , for November,
Re p.
Kent
Shelhamer
discussed and an alyzed some of

the Democr atic presidential
hopefuls . He stated that Sen .
Muskie started out on a high plain
and seemed sure to win the
nomin ation but his showing in the
earl y primaries has been dismal .
Hum phre y draws most of his

suppor t from labor and the
blacks , and Shelhamer predicte d
him to be a winner in the Pa.
primary . Rep . Shelhamer state d
tha t George McGovern has many
young supporters and offers a

is so new outlook on governm ent while
Gov . Wallace could very well be a
that the main cause of the force at the nation al convention.
Republican Party is merely to
Commissione r Richard Walton
block the Shapp administration discussed the importance of th e
and anything it proposes .
upcoming primari es at the local
level
. When questioned about the
Rep . Robert Wise discussed the
voter
registration on campus , he
nature and party control of the
stated
that he was disappointe d
state House of Representativ es .
by
the
small turnout but added
He noted that from 1964 to the
that
if
enough
people register on
present the House has been
campus
,
there
is a good
controlled four times by the
possibility
that
the
campus
would
Democrats , and Rep ublicans ,
acquire its own precinc t for
each.
State government in Pa. has elections .
progressive

desperately

tax

which

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Baseball-men drop
doubl e header

The BSC Husky Baseball team
got this weeks heavy load of

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relief p icked u p the w i n in the
opening game Sunday , and then

games ( 7 in all ) off to a bad start
by dropping a doubleheader to
the Eagles of Lock Haven Sunday, 2-1 and 12-2, on the Eagles'
hom e field.
The Huskies had just won their
first game of the young season
Frida y by defeating Ba p tist
Bible , 11-9, with the win going to
Gary Beaty, who came on in
relief of another reliever , George
Jansson . Jansson had gone 5
innings , allowing j ust one hit , and
retiring the first 10 men he faced
in order , before tiring .
The Huskies were victimized
by Ea gle ace Winters , who in

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ROOKS
CONQUER

went the distance in a 5 hit performance in th e nitecap.
Jeff Kashner and Lann y
Sheenan t ook the losses for the
Huskies .
Bloomsburgs ' Leo Skoru pa
drove in the Huskies only run in
the first game while Daryl Saylor
The BSC chess team overdrove in both second game runs.
whelmed
Shamokin last Tuesday .
The Huskies were h ome
The
Husk
y Rooks put on a fine
yesterday with the results not
overall
showing
— winning five,
being available a t presstime, and

are again home tomorrow versus losing none and tieing only two

Kutztown State College. If you games .
The first board was pla yed by
have a chance , stop down at
Dav
id Kistler , BSC' s resident
Town Park and see a good game.
chess
genius. Dave finished his
bob Oliver
opp onent q uickly after putting a
knight on the king six square . The

INTRAMURAL ACTION
by Jerry Carney

second board was manned by

details.

With only one major activity
remaining in the intramural
program , softball , S10 and Wood
St reet remain in a death struggle

Basketball
The I ntramural Basketball
season officiall y came to an end

last week as the In tram ural All-

for the top spot. In fact any of the
top f ive teams can take over with
a good showing in the remaining
activi ty.
Wood Street , led by Jim Scalis,
beat Lamba Chi Alpha for the
water polo champi onship. Scalise

Stars hum iliated the regular
season cham p ion team , the
Blackouts, in action before a

small crowd at Centennial Gym .
The All-Stars , led by Kevin Cox
and Mike Zuber who each had 20
points , were not to be denied
victory, and played all out. Zuber

scored three goals as Wood Street

jumped out to a 5-0 lead. Lamba
Chi fought back in the second half
bu t could not overtake Wood
Street. Final score was 5-3.
S10 Dominated the badmitton
play. Bill Scheneck and Bob
P ochakilo, both of S10, fought in
the cham pionship wi th Scheneck
coming out with the victory. Jim
Fadrenbach and Devin C ox
battled for 3rd place wit h
Fadrenbach of the Question
Marks prevailin g. Cox of Wood
Street took 4th.
Softball is now under way with
a little over a week playing time
com pleted . Wood Street is the
defending cham pion ; but they

led in the rebounding department

with 17. Alonzo Walker led the
losers with 10 points.
The All-Stars consisted of
Kevin Cox , Bob W alsh , Al Dakay,
Mike Zuber, Ray Consort i, Craig
Weber , Lou Mimmo , and John
Cox, who was coach and GM.
Men 's'Intramural
Point Totals
(April 18)
(Not including Table Tennis ,
Tennis, Horseshoes , Softball , and
Golf. )
Top 15
(Scoring-wise )
S10
750
Wood Street
625
lost several key personnel and so Phi Sigma Epsilon
620
the field is wide open. FCA may FCA
605
be the team to watch here .
Phi Sigma Kappa
600
Entries for golf are being ac- Lambda Chi
530
cepted now . Deadline for en- Zetes
520
tering is April 27. Each par- Question Marks
515
ticipant must pay his own green North Hall
485
fees and one can enter unat- Rare Earth
430
tached . See Mr. Medlock for Bandits
430

King David

King David , one of the most
popular choral works of the
twentieth century, will be performed by the Bloomsburg State
College Concert Choir on May 7 in
the Haas Center for the Arts at
7 :00 . p.m. Arthur Honegger's
original orchestration will be
conducted by William K. Decker.
Soloists are Mary Decker ,
soprano; Richard Stainislaw ,
tenor ; Beth Keefer , mezz osoprano; Tom Curtis , narrat or ;
and Jean LeFontes as the Witch
of Endor. This composition which
began as a series of background
pi eces f or a pl a y was later turned
into a great orotario by its
composer.
Honegger describes King
David as being a "Symphonic
Psalm in Three Parts , " Part I
deals with madness and tragedy
in Saul's life and the defeat of his
arm ies ; David is crowned as
King in Part II; and in Part III ,
we view the reign of King David .
Honegger writes highly contrasting dramatic music that
beautifully fits the thrilling story
of the life of David. The composer
i n c o rp o r a t e s u n r e s o l v e d
dissonces , driving rhythmic
pro pulsions and almost barbaric
instrumental
colors
w ith

that his advisees see him
BEF O RE Thursda y because
he will be out of town both
Thursda y and Friday.
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uick Grace , a freshman , and
Tom Leedorn , a sophomore ,

doubles with Curt Hannaman as
his partner.

team

be played at the town cour ts

The Huskies swing back into
continued unbeaten yesterday
afternoon in leading the unbeaten action this morning against
Bloomsburg State C ollege tennis Kutztown State. The match will

Sigma Pi
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Snowflakes
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Cougars
BASKETBALL
1. Blackouts
2. Wood Street
3. North Hall
4. Amerika
WATER POLO
1. W ood Street
2. Lambda Chi
3. Phi Sigma Epsilon
4. North Hall

McGovern -Hartke
(continu ed from page one)

425
420
395
370

over

team of Sweitzer and Greenl y
u p ended
Firestine
and
E ichengreen , 6-4 and 6-1.
Ji m Brewer of BSC lost his

singles to go to Steve Pennington
of Millersville and lost in the

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Penn ington-Baker , M , def .
Brewer-Hannaman , 6-2 and 6-4
Grace-Leedom, B, def. CriderJensenios, 6-1 and 6-4

Golfe rs dro p
dual meet

Ann Marie Shultz and John

Franks tied their board wars .
Andrew Cherinka ended his game
with a surprising discovered
check.
The Rooks record now stands
at 11 wins , 6 losses and 2 ties . The
n ext chess tournament will be
awa y at Indiana on the 29 of
AP ril Ma resh

to a 4-0 victory

Millersville on the local courts. beginning at ten o' clock .
Singles Results
Grace defeated the Maurader 's
Tom Sweitzer , B, def. Denny
Terr y Baker , 6-3 and 6-2, in the
singles competi tion and teamed Firest ine , 6-0 and 7-6
Steve Pennington , M , def . Jim
with Leedom to knock off the duo
of Cr ider and Jensenios , 6-1 and 6- Brewer , 6-1 and 6-1
Curt Hannaman , B , def . Russ
4, in their doubles event.
Leedom took Greg Crider in the E ichengreen , 6-3 and 7-5
Duane Greenly, B, def . John
singles, 6-1 and 64, and three
other Huskies racked up singles Jensenios, 6-3, 4-6 and 6-2
Dick Grace , B, def . Terry
victories . Tom Sweitzer handled
MSC' s Denny Firestine, 6-0 and 7- Baker , 6-3 and 6-2
Tom Leedom , B, def. Gref
6; Duane Greenly went three sets
to nip John Jensenios, 6-3, 4-6 and Crider , 6rl and 6-4
Doubles Results
6-2, and Curt Hannaman took
Sweitzer -G reenl y, B , def .
Russ Eichengreen, 6-3 and 7-5.
In another doubles match the Firestine-Eichengreen , 6-4 and 6-

The BSC golf squad lost a trimatch
at
Sus q uehanna
University Monday , bowing to
the host Crusaders 390-433, and
double winner Bucknell , 387-433.
Bucknell captured the event
with a 387-390 victory over
Susquehanna and Dan Stetz , a
member of the winning team ,

was medalist for the day with a
73.
The

Mid-Atlantic

scori ng

system was used in which scoring
in based strictly on medal play
and the low scores of the top five
members of each team are used.
BSC did not have a player

crack 80 as Mike Kreglow was
best around the links with an 85.
Ri ck Pasco followed with an 87,
Jack Reese, Greg Stahora and
Tom Latournous, all 87; Bern
McHugh , 90, and Terry Maher ,
94.
For Bucknell Mark Reddy and
George Ferrantelli followed Stetz
w it h 77's and Susquehanna 's top
pla yers were Rick Shaffer with a
75, while Kevin Clary and Randy
Shaffer notched 76's.
BSC is now 2-6 and hosted

Kings and Millersville at Frosty
Valley yesterday in anot her trimatch .

UpDue to the lateness of the
date at which time the housing
A meeting concerning the
contract material for next migrant s will be held in the
semester was received, the Alumni Room , Waller Hall ,
deadline for payment of fees today, Wednesday, April 26, at 8
has been extended to May 15, P.M. Discussion with the local

1972.
Please be reminded that
fees should be paid at the
Business Office in Car ver

growers
who employ
the
migrant s will take place . All
those interested are urged to

A lacis. ui time caused the
nominating speeches for Viceattend !
President to be cancelled, but
that didn 't stop the nominators
from bringing to the floor James
W. Percey, Richard 'Rip ' all 23 were thrown over to Shirley
Micheri , Groucho Marx and a Chisholm. Think about it.
host of other well-known
It was 5:30 p.m. wnen the last
characters , political
and
of the delegates left the gym, the
otherwise.
Steering Committee, Chairman ,
Hamburg Hoag ies
and advisor remained to gather
The Vice-Presidential balloting together what had to be returned
Cheeseburger Hocg ies
was a little less than efficient , and to give their blessing to the
Casino Sandwich
since many of the delegates had janitors who could not have
Pierogies
left already , and the chairmen expected the mass of rubble that
were left behind to vote for them. would confront them. But more
In a few cases not even the important than the scattered
chairmen were left , and con- papers, and more important than
sequently those votes were lost the tired people, and even more
entirely. Hartke won in the end , important than the final results,
"That Rolling Kitchen
by a simple major ity of 447 votes, the convention was a success, no
the next highest candidate was it was a SUCCESS. . .and if a
on Wheels "
"Come Down ana *••
Shirley Chisholm , with 391, the word were available to multiply
rest , as in the Presidential successfulness to an infinite
our Fabulous Menu "
balloting were dispersed among degree, it alone could be used to
the other candidates. A second describe Saturday.
ballot was called for, but was
defeated . A unanimous decision
But since I know of nonej 'd say
was also called for , but unlike the that , in the words of Robert J. exceeded all of our hopes. In all
Presidential ballot , i t was Blair in his statement to the my years of college it was the
defeated.
press, "After a year's planning most rewarding day I've spent.
The convention was beautiful... "
by the Steering Committee
After it was all over , a look at Jim Percey, t h e conventand
io n He said it All.
the tally revealed a very thought
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provoking incident. Kentucky
, favored
colleges
,
hut
one
nil
the
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had a total of 23 votes, the black
"dissolvin g all local hoard s »f
Collet
are
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can tnke ««tififactinn ,
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stu dents i n t he del
" The move was based
trustees.
12 of the votes, while the white one commented , from the supon
the
stated
belief that local
students shared 11. These votes port shown hy studonts of thiil
hoards
of
trustees
do not comwere to be cast i n 2 bl ocs w i t h a college who n the Pennsylvania
municate
with
the
students
and
Stale Associ ation of Student.
majority within the black and
interest
in
them.
The
little
8*iow
white sections determining how Governments met , a t Ku t ztown
only dissentin g vote was that
each bloc shall cast its vote. The State College.
of BSC and that vote was acWhen the discuss ion was bold
tally showed on the first ballot all
companied with the word they
23 votes were cast for Angela by the Commlttc * on Student
felt the BSC board was defiri
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,
the
of
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ballot
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David Sheaffer . This Dave ra n
r ings around his advisar y in the
middle game. Board 3 was played
by J ames Ki tchen . Jim did in his
opponent deep in the end game .
Boards 4 and 5 were played by

Racketmen Sweep

Cooked Food Served

elements . of medieval chant ,
Bach chorale, Handelian counterpoint and French folk song, to
produce this magnificent work.
In order to help keep some simple
va l ues, he used only a fifteenpiece ensemble with only one
string instrument , the doublebass.
When asked what has been his
central ambition as a composer.
Honegger replied "My inclination and my effort have
always been to write music which
would be comprehensible to the
great mass of listeners and at the
same time sufficiently free of
b ana li t y to i nterest genu i ne
music lovers. "
All seats will be reserved for
this performance at $1.50 each.
Tickets will be available at Haas
Box Office beginning April 24.
Phone orders may be made by
calling 784-4660, Ext. 317. Mail
orders should be addressed to
Mrs. Shirley Pahls, H aas Center
for the Arts .

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Our Gang
(cont inued from page two )
tended to a matter seemingly so
picayun e as this one...I am
certain , if I know the great
majority of good, hard-working
colored people in this country,
that the time I just took from my
pressing duties as President of
the United States and Leader of
the Free World to correct a single
letter in one of their names would
not have gone unnoticed and
unappreciated. "
Amen .
Now Trick E. Dixon, aside
from being a great conferenceholder and crisis-averter , is also
a mean scapegoat-finder. Why, in
virtually no time the person
respon sible for corrupting the
Scouts is found , indeed ,
named.. .Curt Flood , now in
refuge in Copenhagen , capitol of
"Pro-Pornography " government . The solution is clear :
round up the Boy Scouts, shoot
those who attempt anything
desperate , like running . Then go
on t.v. and just rely on the
imagination of the American
people.
"in all , a total eignt thousand
four hundred and sixty-three
knives...were confisca ted during
the two days the Scouts were
here. That means a grand total of
thirty-three
thousand eight
hundred and fifty two blades , or
enough blades to torture
simultaneousl y every single
resident of Chevy Chase ,
Mary land , including women and
children. Now you ask , how did
we prevent this bloodbath from
taking place in Chevy Chase?"
But Dixon, always trusting of
his audience , goes a step beyond
the mere killing of three Boy
Scouts. He sends troops to
Denmark , occupies Elsinore
Castle , and explains his actions
with a casual "my fellow
Americans , somethin g IS rotten
in the state of Denmark—let
there be no mistake about it. "
And so, yet another crisis is
avoided—the Boy Scouts are
routed , Curt Flood is blamed , and
Copenhagen has been H-bombed
out of existence . With all these
events of political genius , going
for him , Dixon runs into one
small stumbling block which
might (or might not) affect his
re-election : he gets assassinated.
Alas , no ordinary assassination
is Trick E.'s. So what if all the
people flocking to Washington
D.C. want to turn themselves in
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murderer ? So what if one
mother , babe-in-arms , says of

himself into the fray with
something even more than his
usual fever pitch.
So ends a devil of a good book , a
book as heavy in the American
tradition of satire as Mark
Twain. Each notorious Nixon
nuance is nailed , every hypocrisy
brought to light. It is no accident
that the Boy Scout fiasco so
closely resembles Kent Stateapparently Roth , unlike some
Americans , doesn't forget that
Nixon's immediate reaction to
Kent State was "served the bums
right. " (It was only later , when
the campuses erupted even more
hotly, that Nixon declared it a
great tragedy ). It is no accident
that the "Something is rotten in
the state of Denmark" speech so
closely parallels , and parodies ,
the address Nixon gave us on the
Cambodian invasion. It is no
accident that Roth surrounds
Trick E. Dixon with such
illuminaries as Rev. Billy Cupcake , Secretary of Defense Lard ,
or Vice-President What' s-HisName , for these are the real ,•
"real" men who surround the
"real" President. Likewise , it is
no accident that everything Trick
E. does and says has a common
demoninator—whatever it is, it's
a lie.
There 's a lot of truth in "Ou r
Gan g, " far more than was
thrown at Lyin ' B., uh, Lyndon B.
Johnson by either the Smothers
Brothers or "MacBird. " Even
Johnson had to congratulate
Tommy and Dicky for their
clever satire—Nixon is absolutely paranoid when it comes
to media. If there is any
President who ever wanted to
stifle free speech , Nixon's the
one—is he ever. After almost four
years of Nixon, there is only one
thing he has made perfectly
clear—he doesn't want anything
made perfectl y clear. He claims
to be pro-black , yet Tricia once
sent a letter to Lester Maddox
congratulating him for not serving blacks in his restaurant. He
claims to venture to China for
peace , and all he wants is votes .
He was the "peace candidate ,"
and he winds down the war by
more bombing. After four years ,
we're still marchins .
Whether the American people
have been as thoroughly hoodwinked by Nixon's rhe tor ic as he
would have them believe remains
to be seen. Whether the American
public can still stand his appointing commissions and then
rejecting their finding remains to
be seen. W hether t he Amer ican
pu blic can stand much more war ,
inflation , and out-and-out lying
remains to be seen. W ha tever ,
Nixon is st ill al ive , and , worse
yet , still President—but His
remains can be seen in "Our
Gan g."
One thing I know— "MacBird"
was never a best-seller , "Our
Gang" is. Another thing I know ,
I' m gonna vote to get N ixon outta
t here if I have to vot e for Archie
Bunker. I mean , if I have to have
a choice of blow-hards and bigots ,
at least Archie Bunker is funny...
Look out , Richard Ni xon.
Philip Roth has held your true
and worst image up to the mirror

her child in a t.v. interview , "My
little girl is going to grow up in a
world where she'll never have to
hear an ybody say he 's going to
make something per f ectly clear
ever again! Or , 'Let' s make no
mistake about it !' Or I' m a
Quaker and that' s why I hate war
so much !...Never never never
never . And I did it...I still can 't
believe it. I drowned him. In cold
water. ME !"? So what if the
Vice-President ' s i mmedia te
react i on to the tra gedy is a t irade
against "—the flotsa m and the
jetsam of the univers ities , the
fairies , the folk singers , the
fairies , the freaks , the fairies , the for all the world to see. And for
free-loaders on welfare , the the first time in four years , things
fairies , the free-speechers with look perf ectly clear...
their favor ite four-letter word , f |~~
the fairies "? What does this aU

matter when the Presiden t of the

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Sister Eliza beth McAllister
rap s on the never ending war
by Barbara Ann Gillott
Sister Elizabeth McAllister ,
one of the co-defendents during
the recent Harrisburg 7 conspiracy trial , addressed a crowd
of app roximately 55oBloomsburg
students and faculty members ,
on Thursday, April 20, in Carver
Hall.
By opening her address with
\the statement that "It would be
wrong of me to talk to you tonight
about anything except that war " ,
Sister McAllister prepared her
audience for her views on the
Vietnam war. Sister McAllister
stated that for the past six to
seven years , she has been an
active part of an anti-war
movement or more uniquely, in
her terms , a "Pro-Life "
movement.
"War Going On For Years "
"The war has been going on for
years , the 'Vietnamization "
made it seem like it was going
away but it wasn 't. We believed it
was going away because we
wanted to." Stemming from this
statem ent, Sister McAllister then
presented
a
systematic ,
documented overview of the
Vietnam war.
In 1966, before bombing had
officially begun , air forces went
through Laos and in three and a
half weeks completely destroyed
a large portion of the villages.
Refugees poured into Western
Laos and testimony has been
taken proving the bombers had
destroyed the villages as early as
1968. Between late '68 and September of '69, virtuall y every
village was bombed. The CIA
then appeared on the scene and
cleared all survivors of the
bombings from Laos. Ambassador William Sullivan in
1969, when confronted with the
fact tha t bombing had been going
on in Laos for five years and it
had never been mentioned stated ,
"You never asked me". Sullivan
further argued tha t "napalm was
never
used"
but
AP
photographers were refused
permission
to photograph
bombers that were loaded with

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Sister McAlliste r spoke to a crowd of approximately 550 last Thursday on the war.
( Phot o by Scho fie Id)

bombers were dropping 90,000 Our involvement in South East
tons per week as compared to Asia can fundamentally be
Nixon 's 120,000 per week. grouped into categories used at
Casualities during Johnson 's the Nuremburg trials. They interm averaged 95,000 per month clude crimes against peace and
in contrast in Nixon's 135,000 a crimes of war which covers little
month. In 1969, attacks numbered discrimination between civilian
55 a month and in 1971 attacks and military targets , cr imes
increased to 107 a month . against humanity and the crime
Although the troop level has been of genocide itself.
cut in half , the bombing raids
Not only does the Executive
have doubled.
branch re f use t o deal with the
Executive Force?
war but the Judicial system
Sister McAllister contends that refused to deal with the illegality
the country is being run by of the war. The judici al system is
Executive force. "We elect one allowing itself to be undermined
man and he in t urn surrounds by the Executive branch . The
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himself with men of his choice." FBI and the Justice Department
Puff, the Magic Dragon
Sister went on to say that Nixon's use trials as a means of inI n November , 1970, Congress men are "turning our country vestigation yet Att . Mitchell
demanded a demonstration of the around and intensifying the refused to have a jury investigate
"automated battlefield" . Sensor y situation already set up. "
Kent State .
devices are dropped on the area
that is under surveillance. These
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devices in turn signal to a
comput er when an y movemen t
and Happy Anniversary with
occurs in the area . Bombers are
i ns t ruc t ed t o bomb an y
movemen t . ' Along this line ,
"Puff , t he M ag ic Dragon " is a
bomber tha t is equipped with a
mini computer to pick up these
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pursue its target. Escape from
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Sister McAllister went on to
give statist ics provin g that the
Down The Hill On East St.
war is on the upswing. Durin g
J ohnson ' s adm inistration

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