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Sept. 20 deadline
for registration
Your last chance to register to
vote in Bloomsburg is Monday,
Sept . 20, at four p.m. at the cour t
house downt own.
Students from BSC wer e lined
up to register in town last
Monday, before it was known an
extention of the voter registration
period would be granted . At that
time the voter registrati on office,
under the order of Columbia
Coun ty Commissioner Richard
Walton , stayed open until eight
p.m. Walton said the office would
have remained open until midnight had it been necessary .
Twenty year old John Q. Public registers to your opinion in local elections. Mr.
Courthouse , urges all BSC students to register
vote at the Colum bia County
photos
demonstrate the Septemb er 20.
Before and after
obvious satisfac tion of being able to voice
Public
before
New faculty-administrators
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B.S.C. has appointed three new
faculty members who will also
fill administrative positions.
Professor Ly Cong Can will work
under
the
Foreign
Administrative Intern Program . Dr.
Walte r A. Simon has been appointed Professor of Art and
Director of the Education Opportunity Program. William G.
Williams will serve as Coordinator of Legal Affairs and
Professor of Business .
Saigon Adminis trator
B.S.C. has been selected as one
of two Pennsylvania institutions
of higher learning to host a
foreign university administrator
during the 1971-72 college year
under the federally-supported
Administrative Intern Program.
Professor Ly Cong Can , the
University of Saigon , will be
assigned directly under the
guidan ce of Dr. Nossen.
In the six-year period since the
inception of the progra m ,
seventy -five participants from
Asia , Latin America , and Africa
have studied at sixty American
colleges and universities . The
program recognizes that administrative and management
leadership are essential to
developing nations , and provides
an opportunity to assist those who
will assume major positions in
their home coun tries .
At Bloomsburg, P r ofessor Can
will engage in a series of strucCommunicat ion: the Maroon
and Gold —this year we 'd like to
make the two synonymous. If
you ' ve got a problem , a comp laint , a word of p raise or |ust
something that you'd like to
share with the rest ot the
comm unity , wri te ; we need your
thou ghts and ideas.
Send your letters to M&G
Letter to the Editor, Box 301
Waller. If you ' ve got a plan , idea
or something you'd like to see
discussed In p rint , send It to the
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Forum.
All
communications must be si g ned, but
n ames will be withheld upon
re quest .
The AA&G Is your paper ; It Is
your means of communicat ion
at BSC. Use it.
lured activities , including
reading, discussion , participation
in administrative affairs , and
some visiting of other institutions . He will be assigned for
brief periods to a number of offices throughout the College
during the three-month period of
his stay. He will also be available
for public lectures before various
service , civic , and student
groups.
Professor Can currently heads
the Electronics Laboratory and
coordinates
the
Sciences
Progra m at the University of
Saigon. He holds advanced
degrees in Physics from French
universities , and is fluent in
French and English , in addition
to his native tongue.
In Vietnam education has
grow n remarkably : fro m onehalf million students enrolled in
the firs t five grades in 1955, there
are currently over six and onehalf million. Higher education
has also increased at a rapid pace
and currently includes five institutions in South Vietnam. The
University of Saigon enrolls
about 27,000 students. Pri or to
about 1955 , higher education
facilities were limited to Hanoi.
Professor Can is expected to
arrive on campu s during the
latter part of September.
Simon Named
Dr. Walter A. Simon , f ormer
assistant to the President ,
California Institute of the Arts ,
Los Angeles , California , has been
nam ed Direc tor of the Educa ti on
Opportunity
Progra m and
Professor of Art at B.S.C.
The paintings of Professor
Si mon have been exhib i ted in the
lamed Wittenborn Gallery , in
New York City , the Brookl y n
Museum , and at other exhibitions
an d a r t mu seums t hroughou t the
ea ste rn U n i ted States and foreign
coun t r i es i n wh ich he served with
the U.S. Foreign Serv ice.
H e has been menti oned in the
publications of The Negro
V un guard , and A mer i can Negro
Art , and was featured in an
ar ticle in Ebon y Ma gazine in
entit led
1964
N ovember ,
an
Artistic
"Diplomat With
Touch. "
Creamer Ruling
Following a ruling by Attorney
General J. Shane Creamer and a
Philadelphia Federal Judge ,
Pennsylvania 's 67 counties will
be extending voter registration
for college students for at least
until Monday. Atty . Creamer was
also the authority which ruled
that college students could
registe r and vote in towns where
they went to school, despite their
temporary residence in that
Attorney General , was recently rniin tv
appointed Professor of Business
Bringing the whole issue closer
and Coordinator of Legal Affairs
to home, statistics from the
at B.S.C.
Columbia County Courtho use in
He was awarded his Bachelor Bloomsbur g show that on
of Arts degree from Gett ysburg Monday , Sept. 13, there was a
College in 1942 and received his total of 270 registrants , 136 of
Doctor of Jurisprude nce from these registrants were under 21.
Dickinson School of Law in 1946. Of the under 21 registrants there
66 Democra ts , 47
Williams has been in general law were
practice in Harrisbur g for the Republicans , and 23 nonpartisans. This bring s the total
past eighteen years.
under-21 registration in Columbia
Upon his graduation from Coun ty to 402. It has been
estimated that there are 2,000
Dickinson School of Law , students
at BSC eligible to vote
Professor Williams tau ght for
under
the
Creamer ruling.
seven years at that institution
Separate Roles
and has written several articles
The registration of under-2 1
which have appeared in the
voters is being kept separate
Dicki nson Law Review .
from the rest of the registrations.
His professional affiliations
This was suggested by U.S.
include the Pennsylvania Bar District Judge Alfred L. Luongo ,
Association and the Dauphin Philadelphia , who recognized the
Coun ty Bar Association .
possible illegality of such
registrations. At the present athree-judge court is working on a
Pleased with B.S.C.
case to determine the constitutionality of various sections
of Pennsylvania 's election code
under which registration and
residence
regulations
are
promulgated.
The registration will end at 4:00
p.m. Sept . 20, unless unexpected
masses show up at the last
minute. In this case, it will be
extended until midnight when
registration will be officially
over.
Anyone eligible to register is
encouraged by registration officials to do so. However you are
remi nded that there is a sixty day
residence requirem ent on all
Pennsylvania State residents and
a ninety day requiremen t on ajl
out of state residents.
S.S. amend s
deferme nt law
The amendments to the
Militar y Selective Service Act of
1967, now before Congress , include a major policy change on
under graduate deferments. The
President has asked Congress for
authority
to phaseout undergraduate deferments and
should the bill pass in its present
form , as expected , the incoming
freshman class wiJJ no longer be
eligible for deferments . The
House has completed action on
the bill and final Senate action is
expected this month .
Dr. Curtis Tarr , Selective
Service Director said that college
students will not be drafted in the
middle of the semester or ter m.
"If called while enrolled , they
will be allowed to postpone their
induction until the end of the
semester , or term . "
Upperclassme n in
good
standin g will continue to be
eligible for deferments until they
graduate , reac h age 24 or cease
to make satisfactor y progress .
Dr. Mayer new Assoc. V. P.
Dr. Evelyn Ma yer has been
Vice
Associate
appointed
President for Studen t Life at
BSC . She was named t o the
position when a vacancy was
created by the last minute
resignation of Miss Mary Tolan ,
former assistant dean. Miss
Tolan left the college to assume a
position as Director of Student
Activities at the University of
Wisconsin.
Dr. Mayer is originally from
Miflin. She received her BA at
Lock Haven SC, and her M A in
counseling at Shippensbur g, She
sp en t t hree y ears a s a counselor
i n t he Susq ur hanna Townshi p
School System in Ha rrisbur g.
W as Assistant
D r. M a yer al so sp ent two y ears
as Assistant Dean of Women at
Shippers bur g SC and one year as
Acting Dean of Women. She spent
a yea r and ha lf as a full-tim e
r esi dent at the Universit y of
V irginia workin g toward her
Doctorate in counselin g of higher
l-etf ti l Affairs
Deput
y
edu cat i on students.
W illiam G . W i lliams ,
Dr. Ma yer was acquainted with
BSC throug h Miss Tolan and the
recent ly ret i re d E llamae
J ackson , fo rm e r Dean of
St uden ts. She met t he BSC Deans
at variou s conferen ces .
Dr. Ma yer is the onl y member
of new Vice-President For
Student Life Jerol d Griffis 's staff
to hold the title of Associate VicePresident. She is also the only
m ember of t he sta f f other t han
Griffis who holds a Doctorate.
Pleased W ith BSC
Dr. M a yer , with the college a
little over a week at this writing ,
sa i d she i s p leased w i th wha t
she 's seen at BSC so far.
"I' m ver y excited about
work ing with the stude nt life staff
and Dr. Griffis in trying to move
for ward ," she sairt
The
Presidential
;
Hotline
spring. A basic check of dates
will clearly show that the announcement of Mr. Hunsinger's
new duties preceeded the "events
of May 19" by several weeks.
Many officers of the college are
changed in assignment from time
to time, and the record will
clearly demonstrate this. Mr.
Walker moved from Director of
Admissions to Associate Dean of
Students ; Mr. Scrimeouf from
Director of Financial Aids to
Student Counselor ; Mr. Davies
from Assistant Director of Admissions to Director of
Placement, and so on through a
long list of college officials. Individuals in the academic world
as in the business and industrial
world are assigned to areas*
where their talents may be most
At the moment, there are many effectively utilized.
rumors and allegations traveling There is, actu ally , no "conboth within and outside of the tinuing controversy " over this or
college community concerning any other related matter. Four
Associate Viee-President Hun- coaches last spring asked for a
singer's new position and the change of assignment, and this
situation in the Athletics was granted to them. Three
Department. More specifically, asked during the summer to
these rumors charge that the again be given coaching
Associate Vice-President's new assignments, and this was done.
position is in fact a demotion, and One coach at the opening of the
that this "demotion" is due to his semester, once again requested
support of the four coaches who reassignment, and although the
resigned their positions last timing adds some complexity to
spring. From your position as the issue, he has been granted his
President and a central figure in request. On the other hand, the
the continuing controversy over department has a good staff ,
this situation , could you good leadership, and a high
degree of unity . It is indeed a
elucidate?
I am indeed pleased to see the disservice to those who are
"Hotline " reestablished this carrying out their responsibilities
year. The column provides not to the students of this college to
only an opportunity for members refer to "continuing conof the college community to troversy " in their operation .
check out matters of concern , but I am , therefore, confident tha t
gives me some indication and Mr. Hunsinger will carry out his
understanding of those matters newly assigned duties effectively
and in the best interests of the
under discussion on campus.
college.
I am certain that athletes
Mr. Elton Hunsinger has been
in
our
several intercollegiate
given a new assignment in
programs
have skilled coaching
keeping with the growth and
complexity of the college. He has, leadership. I am fully satisfied
of course, retained his title as that students throughout this
Associate Vice President , and the college will be able to benefit
academic rank to which he was from and enjoy the basic courses
Health
and Physical
promoted less than a year ago. in
The factors leading to this change Education , and the several
are totally un related to the recreational and intramural
request of four coaches for programs.
ROBERT NOSSEN
reassignment of duties last
Editor 's Note : In an effort to
open lines of' communication
within the college community ,
the Maroon and Gold is reopening
the Presidential Hotline. Dr.
Nossen has agreed to answer
questions from the college
community in an effort to bridge
the gap which has opened be*
and
adtween students
ministration.
The M&G invites both
questions for the Hotline as well
as responses and comments on it.
Send all communications to Box
301 Waller. In accordance with
M&G Edi torial Policy, all
responses must be signed ,
although names will be withheld
upon request; questions need not
be signed although it is preferred.
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THE MAROON AND GOLD
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NO. 3
Jim Sachetti
Carol Kishbaug h
Karen Keinard
Sue Sprague
Frank Pixioli
Terry Blass
John Hof f man
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Kris tin Kolb»ver , Joyce Keefer, Marty Kleintr , Sally
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Cindy Mkhe ner, Joe Mlklos , Rose Montague, Jim Nallo ,
Bob Ollvtr , 8u* Relchenbeuch , To m Rocko v ich , Den it
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(ex-offi clo), Sam Trapan e, Nancy Veux, Beth V«aln |,
John Woodwa rd, Mike Yarm ey.
The MAG it located in Room 234 Waller; if you can 't come
up, call Ext. 323 or Writ e Box 301
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...Come is a verb
(Response to a play )
Six years ago, Lenny Bruce
pricked a bulging blue vein of his
needle-marked arm , and the
heroin , poisonous scag, slipped
into his body. A few seconds afte r
that moment six years ago,
Lenny Bruce fell off a toilet seat ,
na ked, dead.
Cops were wa i ting outside
Bruce's apartment. They knew
he had the scag, but instead of
warning him they waited for him
to shoot up. Then they broke into
the apartment and put Bruce's
body, flabby from a junkie's diet
of candy bars and cokes, back on
the toilet seat so photographers
summoned by the police could get
good pictures.
"Obscene Comic Dies," one
caption under a photo of Bruce's
body read in the next day's
morning papers. Obscene . Six
years ago Lenny Bruce was
Obscene. A "sick comic." Dirty .
Only six years ago. 1966. Now
there's a pla y about Lenny
Bruce , compiled from his life and
words. It' s called • LENNY and
it' s playing at the Brook s
Atkinson Theatre , Broadway,
out of the theatre saying: "Jeezz,
he was so damn far ahead of his
time."
Yeah , that's what they said all
right. What a bag of fermented
bird dung. Hip, Hip, Horay for the
pla y but Lenny 's still dead,
friends, and he wouldn't dig being
a dead hero to the same people
who boiled his ass in oil six years
ago.
The
same
overdressed
businessmen, WASPish young
couples , Jewish matrons ,
Catholic big little girls, and
assorted other straight freaks
who walked out on Bruce's night
club acts , who wrote letters to
newspapers calling Bruce a "sick
comic ," who created the
hypocrisy Bruce loathed, were
sitting in the air-conditioned
Brook s Atkinson
Theatre
laughing at Lenny's bits, clapping at the four letter words, and
booing the policemen doing their
duty on stage.
There's the heart of the matter.
The same people who hung
Bruce's ass from the church
tower six years ago are kissing it
now. Lenny 's corpse is probably
doing coffin cartwheels. Can you
imagine? They called him obscene. The whole fabric of the
( continue d on page four)
Well , i t l ooks pret ty retched ,
that' s for sure. But as for what it
is...it could be a babb ling brook
and surr oundin g stones. Then
again it could be a close-up of Mr .
Good bar . Well , an yway, only we
kn ow t he answer, and we a i n 't
telling. Yet ,We are p roposing a
con test : the person who sends in
the funniest suggestion as to what
this is will receive his (her )
choice of the following prizes : 1)
a FREE copy of the brand new
Obite r (if it gets her e) , 2) an
expense-paid trip to Butte ,
Montana with wonder-date Maria
Ousp enska y a , 3) a chaperon ed
pe rusal of b ack i ssues of
DONKEY BARBEC UE , 4) an
au tograph ed 8x10 glossy of
Lassi e i n hea t , 5) statistics on the
WHA T I S IT ?
New York CAtv
LENNY is a good play. With
Bruce's words, direction by Tom
O'Horgan (who directed HAIR)
and a gut-crunching performance
by Cliff Gorman as Lenny, it
becomes what N.Y. Times
reviewer Clive Barnes calls "a
dynamite schtick of theatre."
The show covers Bruce's life
from 1951 un ti l his death in 1966.
Brief scenes depict his early rise
as a night club comic, his
marriage to stripper Honey
Harlow,, and his subsequent
divorce. His development as a
comic, from the typical betweenthe-acts emcee to a satiric
wordmaster digging mordant
barbs into society's sensi t ive
skin , is the focal point of the
production.
The Bruce of the play is a
victim of society , cut down by Its
conven t i ons , conven iences, and
constipations. Bruce's life, and
death are tragic — in the play. He
was just ahead of his time, t hat' s
all. And that's what people walk
risin g VD rate among Peruvia n
tree slot hs , or , 8) a trip to the
gra veside of Nitik a Khrush chev
w i th Tom F unk. Decision of the
edi tors will be fatal . Uh, final.
Responses should be sent to
M&G , CONTES T, Box 301, Hooh
ha ha.
Coach interviewed
GRID SEASON OPENS
Approxi mately 60 varsity
: football candidates are expected
to report Jo practice at BSC on
August 29 to begin preparation
for the opening game with the
Univers ity of Scranton on
Saturday, September 18. New
Hea d Coach Bill Sproule, indicates he expects 22 lettermen to
be in uniform.
Sproule stated that the first
couple of days will be devoted to
Hoc key begins
Profile
Bob Warner
CLASS
SENIOR
HEIGHT
6'2"
WEIGHT
220 LBS.
AGE
22 YEARS
POSITION
TAILBACK
HIGH SCHOOL
STROUDSBURG —"67
Bob Warner is one of the best
running backs we have had in
years at the school. Last year , his
first as a starting running back,
Bob ran for 801 yards in 8 games
in 159 carries. He averaged 5.1
yards a carry, an average which
is pretty good at any school.
Although noted as a running
back, he didn 't do too badly as a
pass catcher either; catching 16
passes for 256 yards for an
average of 16.1 yards per catch.
Numerous pro teams have
contacted Bob over the summer
and early fall. Things are looking
pretty good for Bob. When asked
about his attitude for this year, he
replied that his attitud e was just
like everyone else's on the team.
They are all enthusiastic about
the coming season and are
building pride in themselves
daily . Morale is very high.
Bob believes we have a tougher
schedule then last year with the
key games with California , West
Chester, and Millersville. "These
are our tougher teams and
they 're all in a row in our
schedule. We have 9 games instead of 8 this year which will
make it a longer season than
usual
longer if we lose."
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Earlier this week, in an interview with Dr. Clyde Noble,
BSC Cross Coun try coach, I.found
that we have reason to expect
that this season's team will again
be a credit to the college.
The only loss to this year's
squad was that of Dan Kelter,
who graduated last year.
( continued on page f our)
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But , saio. bod
have
a good
confidence that we'll
season, a winning season." He
attributes a lot of the player's
enthusiasm to the Huskie's new
head coach, Bill Sproule.
Bob's major is Business Administration , but his biggest
ambition now is to play pro
football. We wish him luck and
success this season and the same
when he plays the pros.
Don Lewellyn
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Bob Warner , completely
recovered from a small injury ,
looks good, feels Sproule. He has
discovered quite a few surprises
from some of our younger guys.
Hopefully, he feels they will
make up for our lack of experience.
The team will go with a
Multiple pro type set employing
( continued on page four)
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Thirty-one ambitious hockey
players arrived at the Centennial
Gym on Monday, September 13,
despite adverse weather conditions and soggy turf , to officially begin the 1971 women's
varsity hockey sea son. But this
was just the beginning; and ,
according to Coach Tesreau, now
is the time for anyone else interested in fun and real teamwork to com e out and join the
hockey team. Freshmen are
especially urged to come and will
be most welcome. Hockey
practice will be every afternoon.
Monday thru Friday, from 4:00 to
5:30 .
Thursday, September 30, the
team will meet its first opponent
Bloomsburg 's football team
goes into action for the first time
this season on Saturday afternoon with a Parent's Weekend
game against U. of Scran ton.
Coach BUI Sproule , head coach
for the Huskies, expects a tough
game "their boys are big and
they hit hard ."
After last Saturday's scrimmage at Wilkes, Coach Sproule
foresees a fighting team. "They
are a young team and get very
emotional.
With a young team
at Wilkes College. The following
happen." As for his
anything
can
week, on October 6, the girls will
outlook
for
the 1971 season,
take on Misericordia on that
non-commital
- "it 's
college's home field. But the big Sproule is
date to remember is October 12 hard to say. Everything depends
when the team will battle on our first 3 ball games. After
Susquehanna here at BSC at 4:00. that , we'll be OK."
Starting QB for Saturday s
So let's get out and support the
girls ! Come to the game and let game is Bob Biter, whom Coach
them know that BSC is backing Sprou le sees as young, but
them all the way. Good luck, capable. "He mixes his plays
well and has been able to move
hockey players !
the ball club. We're going to give
S 6. 2.
him the reins and see what
happens."
Sproule expects the toughest
Women may no longer be Eastern Conference Competition
regarded second class citizens in from West Chester and East
the male-dominated field of Stroudsburg State, both of whom
college athletics if nearly 134 beat BSC decisively last season.
state college presidents have Most of their lettermen are back
their way.
for a return season.
Sweeping changes were
recommended for college athletic
programs by college presidents
polled by The American
Association of State Colleges and
Universities this summer. BSC is
a member of AASCU.
The college presidents were
nearly unanimous in agreeing
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student
res
ta ke a greater part in the overall responsible student withdesi
a little
college athletic programs.
experience to sit 2 mo. old girl.
They concurred that student Sitting in your dorm room, it you
fees used to support men 's like. M-W- F 10 am 'til 1 pm.
athletics be extended to
programs for women as well.
This could lead to more
promotion of intercollegiate
women's golf and tennis as well
physical examinations, issuing of
unif orms, and college and press
photographs, all of which will be
followed by light workouts. A
number of key positions will have
to be filled on both the offensive
and the defensive units which
were vacated by graduating
seniors. As a result of Spring
practice, there appears to be
some outstanding candidates for
(continued on page four)
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The IFC would like to extend its
him and destroyed him and . welcome to all freshmen and
proceeded to resurrect him is transfer students . We would
obscene, if obscenity is what is advise the newcomers as well as
vulgar, disgusting and otherwise upper classmen that IFC formal
"dirty ."
rush will be held in Carver Hall at
7:00
P.M. on September 20. Now
It is obscene that a society kills
is
the
time for each upper
a man and then worships his
classman
with a 2.0 cumulative
corpse. That' s really perverse,
average
interested
in rushing to
baby , really perverse.
take a look at the different
Bruce's legacy to America is Iraternalies and decide which
his words. His words aren 't one best fulfills his needs.
sacred or obscene. They 're just
The new IFC of ficers are as
words and words, all by them- follows': Rich Heil , president;;
selves, are just sounds or shapes, . Jim Henning, vice president;|
and they 're quite harmless. John Smith , secretary ; and Bob
That's what Lenny tried so hard Miller , t rea surer.
and so often to say. "Obscenity is
in the mouth of the listener."
Words, bodies, and sex aren't
dirty things in this world . Hatred ,
war , racism, and the like are the
evils we should fear. This is
Bruce's message.
But instead of heeding Bruce's
words we ' ve simply created
another poster-sized pop-cult
hero out of Bruce, the kind he
used to satirize with deadly effectiveness.
We don 't need more cult
heroes. We need more Bruces.
Bruces are hard to find. Like all
men , however, Lenny Bruce is in
his grave to stay. If we listen to
his words, and bring the kids up
right , well , maybe someday we
won 't need Bruces at all.
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Thanks to Geor ge
Eichner for continued
photographic assistance
in our time oi need.
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Weekend
Agenda
Saturday, Sept. 18, 1971
Registration — 9-10:45 a.m. at
Residence Halls , Off-campus
students — S.U.B. ; Convocation
— 11:00 at Haas Auditorium ;
Lunch — 12 :30 at Scranton
Commons , $1.00 per person;
Football with U. of Scran ton —
2:00at Athletic Park , High School
field ; Picnic-Barbeque-Games —
4:30 at Town Park ; Susquehanna
Valley Barbershop Quartet —
8:15 at Haas Auditorium ; "Oldies
but Goodies" - Dance — 8:00 at
Scranton Commons, Gold Room
Dining Hall; Refreshments-BedTime-Snack — 11:00 at Scranton
Commons, Blue Room Dining
Hall.
Sunday, Sept. 19, 1971
Church services (a.m.) in
Town; Brunch ($1 .00 per person )
11-12:30 at Scran ton Commons;
President's reception for parents
& students — 2:00 p.m. at
President' s Residence.
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Scanning the board for the new
year , the new CGA council met on
September 13, 1971 and began
discussing
homecoming
weekend, one of many important
events happening on campus this
year.
A committee was reesta blished
and is to be chaired by Director of
Student Activities, John Mulka.
The committee will take care of
fund raising events and approval
of newly drawn constitutions.
Another matter brought to
their attention was the possibility
that studen ts working in student
gov ernment may be able to be
included under the Work Study
Program.
However , final
eligibility will be decided by Mr.
Duncan , Director of Financial
Aid .
Mike Siptroth , president of this
body, then gave a detailed report
Eq uality
(continued fro m page three)
as women 's basketbal l and touch
football.
The presidents also urged
AASCU to find means to abolish
athletic grants and return college
athletics to a purely amateur
basis. The Association could do
t his by esta blishing a soundingboard committee to aid in the
dra fting of proposals.
Other opinions expressed by
the presidents included : that
favoritism extended solely to
athletics be stopped ; that
students take part in the active
decision maki ng regarding the
format and scheduling of intercollegiate programs ; and that
athletic programs be adjusted to
the realities of institutional
financing in view of the current
budget crunch.
Legal studies
A Pre-Legal Studies Advisement Service is again being
offered B.S.C. students this year.
Students interested in pursuing
a legal career are urged to
contact Dr. Philip Siegal, Room
226, Waller Hall , who is again in
charge of the program .
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Returning seniors include last
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booing, and Paul Pelleters. Also
returning will be this years
captain , sophomore Larry Horit,
Tim Waecter, Terry Lee, Rick
Van Horn , and Charlie Crahmn.
New members of the squad are
Larry Sibert , Bob Quairali , Mike
Hippie , and Pete Kuory.
Coach Noble revealed that the
biggest challenges to his team
are the financial priorities of
slate legislators ? Why not
aut onomy for state colleges?
Why not abolition of the Board of
Trustees when the president has
now been given complete power?
Why has the amount of administrators on campus nearly
trip led? Why not a better form of
government with equality for all
faculty , students and administration?
Finally , the following elections
will be coming soon ; ARM , AWS,
Judicial
Boards , Appeals
Committee, downtown Judicial
Boards and CGA representatives.
Election Timeta ble : September
14-17, CGA petitions for committees open ; September 20-24,
CGA petitions for representatives
open ; September 25, campaigning begins; October 4-5,
elections.
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Community
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will be Bucknell, Lock Haven and
Millersville. However , the
schedule seems to be in our favor , '
as Millersville and Bucknell will
not be played until late in the
season.
Although still not set on a home
course due to work expansion of
the college, this year's squad
should "have as good of a season
as last year."
He went on to say that all are
welcome to our opening home
meet , versus Cheyney and
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Inte rview
these positions . However ,
Sproule
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(Continued from page three)
depth may be a problem.
every opportunity to pass.
The Huskies will be embarking
Also back for another season on on an ambitious nine-game
offense are Len House, flanker, schedule. The University of
and Chris Sweet and Jeff White Scran ton along with California
as tight ends. "Both will see a Slate College return to the Husky
considera ble amount of serv ice," Schedule after a number of years
predicted Sproule. Joe Courier, of absence. The regular eastern
wide receiver; Dan Stellfox , division Pennsylvania State
pun ter; and Neil Oberholtzer, College teams, led by powerful
place kicker will also return for West Chester, leave little room
another season of action.
lor any "breathers" on the BSC
Defensive captains John Cox schedule.
and Ken Klock expect to follow a
Assistant coaches are : Clark
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basically the same as last year Cecil Turberville, head trainer.
and you can be in this quite a bit One or two additional assistants
of the lime. "
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Sproule had a lot of pra ise for near future.
the team co-captains. "They
Bloom will again play its home
have done an outstanding job and contests at Athletic Park , home
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Siplroth said there . was
reported a marked increase in
security personnel at many state
colleges, and that at Slippery
Rock I he guards carry magnums,
and at Cheyney State College
they carried rifles . It was also
reported that five state colleges
have coed dorms but this was
explained as being due to overcrowded conditions.
In the past few years the
General Slate Authority , which
controls construc tion on campus,
has come under careful
scrutinization. Slippery Rock
Slate College was built on an
abandoned mine ; one of its
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disappear in a few years. At
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for registration
Your last chance to register to
vote in Bloomsburg is Monday,
Sept . 20, at four p.m. at the cour t
house downt own.
Students from BSC wer e lined
up to register in town last
Monday, before it was known an
extention of the voter registration
period would be granted . At that
time the voter registrati on office,
under the order of Columbia
Coun ty Commissioner Richard
Walton , stayed open until eight
p.m. Walton said the office would
have remained open until midnight had it been necessary .
Twenty year old John Q. Public registers to your opinion in local elections. Mr.
Courthouse , urges all BSC students to register
vote at the Colum bia County
photos
demonstrate the Septemb er 20.
Before and after
obvious satisfac tion of being able to voice
Public
before
New faculty-administrators
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B.S.C. has appointed three new
faculty members who will also
fill administrative positions.
Professor Ly Cong Can will work
under
the
Foreign
Administrative Intern Program . Dr.
Walte r A. Simon has been appointed Professor of Art and
Director of the Education Opportunity Program. William G.
Williams will serve as Coordinator of Legal Affairs and
Professor of Business .
Saigon Adminis trator
B.S.C. has been selected as one
of two Pennsylvania institutions
of higher learning to host a
foreign university administrator
during the 1971-72 college year
under the federally-supported
Administrative Intern Program.
Professor Ly Cong Can , the
University of Saigon , will be
assigned directly under the
guidan ce of Dr. Nossen.
In the six-year period since the
inception of the progra m ,
seventy -five participants from
Asia , Latin America , and Africa
have studied at sixty American
colleges and universities . The
program recognizes that administrative and management
leadership are essential to
developing nations , and provides
an opportunity to assist those who
will assume major positions in
their home coun tries .
At Bloomsburg, P r ofessor Can
will engage in a series of strucCommunicat ion: the Maroon
and Gold —this year we 'd like to
make the two synonymous. If
you ' ve got a problem , a comp laint , a word of p raise or |ust
something that you'd like to
share with the rest ot the
comm unity , wri te ; we need your
thou ghts and ideas.
Send your letters to M&G
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Waller. If you ' ve got a plan , idea
or something you'd like to see
discussed In p rint , send It to the
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Forum.
All
communications must be si g ned, but
n ames will be withheld upon
re quest .
The AA&G Is your paper ; It Is
your means of communicat ion
at BSC. Use it.
lured activities , including
reading, discussion , participation
in administrative affairs , and
some visiting of other institutions . He will be assigned for
brief periods to a number of offices throughout the College
during the three-month period of
his stay. He will also be available
for public lectures before various
service , civic , and student
groups.
Professor Can currently heads
the Electronics Laboratory and
coordinates
the
Sciences
Progra m at the University of
Saigon. He holds advanced
degrees in Physics from French
universities , and is fluent in
French and English , in addition
to his native tongue.
In Vietnam education has
grow n remarkably : fro m onehalf million students enrolled in
the firs t five grades in 1955, there
are currently over six and onehalf million. Higher education
has also increased at a rapid pace
and currently includes five institutions in South Vietnam. The
University of Saigon enrolls
about 27,000 students. Pri or to
about 1955 , higher education
facilities were limited to Hanoi.
Professor Can is expected to
arrive on campu s during the
latter part of September.
Simon Named
Dr. Walter A. Simon , f ormer
assistant to the President ,
California Institute of the Arts ,
Los Angeles , California , has been
nam ed Direc tor of the Educa ti on
Opportunity
Progra m and
Professor of Art at B.S.C.
The paintings of Professor
Si mon have been exhib i ted in the
lamed Wittenborn Gallery , in
New York City , the Brookl y n
Museum , and at other exhibitions
an d a r t mu seums t hroughou t the
ea ste rn U n i ted States and foreign
coun t r i es i n wh ich he served with
the U.S. Foreign Serv ice.
H e has been menti oned in the
publications of The Negro
V un guard , and A mer i can Negro
Art , and was featured in an
ar ticle in Ebon y Ma gazine in
entit led
1964
N ovember ,
an
Artistic
"Diplomat With
Touch. "
Creamer Ruling
Following a ruling by Attorney
General J. Shane Creamer and a
Philadelphia Federal Judge ,
Pennsylvania 's 67 counties will
be extending voter registration
for college students for at least
until Monday. Atty . Creamer was
also the authority which ruled
that college students could
registe r and vote in towns where
they went to school, despite their
temporary residence in that
Attorney General , was recently rniin tv
appointed Professor of Business
Bringing the whole issue closer
and Coordinator of Legal Affairs
to home, statistics from the
at B.S.C.
Columbia County Courtho use in
He was awarded his Bachelor Bloomsbur g show that on
of Arts degree from Gett ysburg Monday , Sept. 13, there was a
College in 1942 and received his total of 270 registrants , 136 of
Doctor of Jurisprude nce from these registrants were under 21.
Dickinson School of Law in 1946. Of the under 21 registrants there
66 Democra ts , 47
Williams has been in general law were
practice in Harrisbur g for the Republicans , and 23 nonpartisans. This bring s the total
past eighteen years.
under-21 registration in Columbia
Upon his graduation from Coun ty to 402. It has been
estimated that there are 2,000
Dickinson School of Law , students
at BSC eligible to vote
Professor Williams tau ght for
under
the
Creamer ruling.
seven years at that institution
Separate Roles
and has written several articles
The registration of under-2 1
which have appeared in the
voters is being kept separate
Dicki nson Law Review .
from the rest of the registrations.
His professional affiliations
This was suggested by U.S.
include the Pennsylvania Bar District Judge Alfred L. Luongo ,
Association and the Dauphin Philadelphia , who recognized the
Coun ty Bar Association .
possible illegality of such
registrations. At the present athree-judge court is working on a
Pleased with B.S.C.
case to determine the constitutionality of various sections
of Pennsylvania 's election code
under which registration and
residence
regulations
are
promulgated.
The registration will end at 4:00
p.m. Sept . 20, unless unexpected
masses show up at the last
minute. In this case, it will be
extended until midnight when
registration will be officially
over.
Anyone eligible to register is
encouraged by registration officials to do so. However you are
remi nded that there is a sixty day
residence requirem ent on all
Pennsylvania State residents and
a ninety day requiremen t on ajl
out of state residents.
S.S. amend s
deferme nt law
The amendments to the
Militar y Selective Service Act of
1967, now before Congress , include a major policy change on
under graduate deferments. The
President has asked Congress for
authority
to phaseout undergraduate deferments and
should the bill pass in its present
form , as expected , the incoming
freshman class wiJJ no longer be
eligible for deferments . The
House has completed action on
the bill and final Senate action is
expected this month .
Dr. Curtis Tarr , Selective
Service Director said that college
students will not be drafted in the
middle of the semester or ter m.
"If called while enrolled , they
will be allowed to postpone their
induction until the end of the
semester , or term . "
Upperclassme n in
good
standin g will continue to be
eligible for deferments until they
graduate , reac h age 24 or cease
to make satisfactor y progress .
Dr. Mayer new Assoc. V. P.
Dr. Evelyn Ma yer has been
Vice
Associate
appointed
President for Studen t Life at
BSC . She was named t o the
position when a vacancy was
created by the last minute
resignation of Miss Mary Tolan ,
former assistant dean. Miss
Tolan left the college to assume a
position as Director of Student
Activities at the University of
Wisconsin.
Dr. Mayer is originally from
Miflin. She received her BA at
Lock Haven SC, and her M A in
counseling at Shippensbur g, She
sp en t t hree y ears a s a counselor
i n t he Susq ur hanna Townshi p
School System in Ha rrisbur g.
W as Assistant
D r. M a yer al so sp ent two y ears
as Assistant Dean of Women at
Shippers bur g SC and one year as
Acting Dean of Women. She spent
a yea r and ha lf as a full-tim e
r esi dent at the Universit y of
V irginia workin g toward her
Doctorate in counselin g of higher
l-etf ti l Affairs
Deput
y
edu cat i on students.
W illiam G . W i lliams ,
Dr. Ma yer was acquainted with
BSC throug h Miss Tolan and the
recent ly ret i re d E llamae
J ackson , fo rm e r Dean of
St uden ts. She met t he BSC Deans
at variou s conferen ces .
Dr. Ma yer is the onl y member
of new Vice-President For
Student Life Jerol d Griffis 's staff
to hold the title of Associate VicePresident. She is also the only
m ember of t he sta f f other t han
Griffis who holds a Doctorate.
Pleased W ith BSC
Dr. M a yer , with the college a
little over a week at this writing ,
sa i d she i s p leased w i th wha t
she 's seen at BSC so far.
"I' m ver y excited about
work ing with the stude nt life staff
and Dr. Griffis in trying to move
for ward ," she sairt
The
Presidential
;
Hotline
spring. A basic check of dates
will clearly show that the announcement of Mr. Hunsinger's
new duties preceeded the "events
of May 19" by several weeks.
Many officers of the college are
changed in assignment from time
to time, and the record will
clearly demonstrate this. Mr.
Walker moved from Director of
Admissions to Associate Dean of
Students ; Mr. Scrimeouf from
Director of Financial Aids to
Student Counselor ; Mr. Davies
from Assistant Director of Admissions to Director of
Placement, and so on through a
long list of college officials. Individuals in the academic world
as in the business and industrial
world are assigned to areas*
where their talents may be most
At the moment, there are many effectively utilized.
rumors and allegations traveling There is, actu ally , no "conboth within and outside of the tinuing controversy " over this or
college community concerning any other related matter. Four
Associate Viee-President Hun- coaches last spring asked for a
singer's new position and the change of assignment, and this
situation in the Athletics was granted to them. Three
Department. More specifically, asked during the summer to
these rumors charge that the again be given coaching
Associate Vice-President's new assignments, and this was done.
position is in fact a demotion, and One coach at the opening of the
that this "demotion" is due to his semester, once again requested
support of the four coaches who reassignment, and although the
resigned their positions last timing adds some complexity to
spring. From your position as the issue, he has been granted his
President and a central figure in request. On the other hand, the
the continuing controversy over department has a good staff ,
this situation , could you good leadership, and a high
degree of unity . It is indeed a
elucidate?
I am indeed pleased to see the disservice to those who are
"Hotline " reestablished this carrying out their responsibilities
year. The column provides not to the students of this college to
only an opportunity for members refer to "continuing conof the college community to troversy " in their operation .
check out matters of concern , but I am , therefore, confident tha t
gives me some indication and Mr. Hunsinger will carry out his
understanding of those matters newly assigned duties effectively
and in the best interests of the
under discussion on campus.
college.
I am certain that athletes
Mr. Elton Hunsinger has been
in
our
several intercollegiate
given a new assignment in
programs
have skilled coaching
keeping with the growth and
complexity of the college. He has, leadership. I am fully satisfied
of course, retained his title as that students throughout this
Associate Vice President , and the college will be able to benefit
academic rank to which he was from and enjoy the basic courses
Health
and Physical
promoted less than a year ago. in
The factors leading to this change Education , and the several
are totally un related to the recreational and intramural
request of four coaches for programs.
ROBERT NOSSEN
reassignment of duties last
Editor 's Note : In an effort to
open lines of' communication
within the college community ,
the Maroon and Gold is reopening
the Presidential Hotline. Dr.
Nossen has agreed to answer
questions from the college
community in an effort to bridge
the gap which has opened be*
and
adtween students
ministration.
The M&G invites both
questions for the Hotline as well
as responses and comments on it.
Send all communications to Box
301 Waller. In accordance with
M&G Edi torial Policy, all
responses must be signed ,
although names will be withheld
upon request; questions need not
be signed although it is preferred.
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that moment six years ago,
Lenny Bruce fell off a toilet seat ,
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Bruce's apartment. They knew
he had the scag, but instead of
warning him they waited for him
to shoot up. Then they broke into
the apartment and put Bruce's
body, flabby from a junkie's diet
of candy bars and cokes, back on
the toilet seat so photographers
summoned by the police could get
good pictures.
"Obscene Comic Dies," one
caption under a photo of Bruce's
body read in the next day's
morning papers. Obscene . Six
years ago Lenny Bruce was
Obscene. A "sick comic." Dirty .
Only six years ago. 1966. Now
there's a pla y about Lenny
Bruce , compiled from his life and
words. It' s called • LENNY and
it' s playing at the Brook s
Atkinson Theatre , Broadway,
out of the theatre saying: "Jeezz,
he was so damn far ahead of his
time."
Yeah , that's what they said all
right. What a bag of fermented
bird dung. Hip, Hip, Horay for the
pla y but Lenny 's still dead,
friends, and he wouldn't dig being
a dead hero to the same people
who boiled his ass in oil six years
ago.
The
same
overdressed
businessmen, WASPish young
couples , Jewish matrons ,
Catholic big little girls, and
assorted other straight freaks
who walked out on Bruce's night
club acts , who wrote letters to
newspapers calling Bruce a "sick
comic ," who created the
hypocrisy Bruce loathed, were
sitting in the air-conditioned
Brook s Atkinson
Theatre
laughing at Lenny's bits, clapping at the four letter words, and
booing the policemen doing their
duty on stage.
There's the heart of the matter.
The same people who hung
Bruce's ass from the church
tower six years ago are kissing it
now. Lenny 's corpse is probably
doing coffin cartwheels. Can you
imagine? They called him obscene. The whole fabric of the
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Well , i t l ooks pret ty retched ,
that' s for sure. But as for what it
is...it could be a babb ling brook
and surr oundin g stones. Then
again it could be a close-up of Mr .
Good bar . Well , an yway, only we
kn ow t he answer, and we a i n 't
telling. Yet ,We are p roposing a
con test : the person who sends in
the funniest suggestion as to what
this is will receive his (her )
choice of the following prizes : 1)
a FREE copy of the brand new
Obite r (if it gets her e) , 2) an
expense-paid trip to Butte ,
Montana with wonder-date Maria
Ousp enska y a , 3) a chaperon ed
pe rusal of b ack i ssues of
DONKEY BARBEC UE , 4) an
au tograph ed 8x10 glossy of
Lassi e i n hea t , 5) statistics on the
WHA T I S IT ?
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LENNY is a good play. With
Bruce's words, direction by Tom
O'Horgan (who directed HAIR)
and a gut-crunching performance
by Cliff Gorman as Lenny, it
becomes what N.Y. Times
reviewer Clive Barnes calls "a
dynamite schtick of theatre."
The show covers Bruce's life
from 1951 un ti l his death in 1966.
Brief scenes depict his early rise
as a night club comic, his
marriage to stripper Honey
Harlow,, and his subsequent
divorce. His development as a
comic, from the typical betweenthe-acts emcee to a satiric
wordmaster digging mordant
barbs into society's sensi t ive
skin , is the focal point of the
production.
The Bruce of the play is a
victim of society , cut down by Its
conven t i ons , conven iences, and
constipations. Bruce's life, and
death are tragic — in the play. He
was just ahead of his time, t hat' s
all. And that's what people walk
risin g VD rate among Peruvia n
tree slot hs , or , 8) a trip to the
gra veside of Nitik a Khrush chev
w i th Tom F unk. Decision of the
edi tors will be fatal . Uh, final.
Responses should be sent to
M&G , CONTES T, Box 301, Hooh
ha ha.
Coach interviewed
GRID SEASON OPENS
Approxi mately 60 varsity
: football candidates are expected
to report Jo practice at BSC on
August 29 to begin preparation
for the opening game with the
Univers ity of Scranton on
Saturday, September 18. New
Hea d Coach Bill Sproule, indicates he expects 22 lettermen to
be in uniform.
Sproule stated that the first
couple of days will be devoted to
Hoc key begins
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Bob Warner is one of the best
running backs we have had in
years at the school. Last year , his
first as a starting running back,
Bob ran for 801 yards in 8 games
in 159 carries. He averaged 5.1
yards a carry, an average which
is pretty good at any school.
Although noted as a running
back, he didn 't do too badly as a
pass catcher either; catching 16
passes for 256 yards for an
average of 16.1 yards per catch.
Numerous pro teams have
contacted Bob over the summer
and early fall. Things are looking
pretty good for Bob. When asked
about his attitude for this year, he
replied that his attitud e was just
like everyone else's on the team.
They are all enthusiastic about
the coming season and are
building pride in themselves
daily . Morale is very high.
Bob believes we have a tougher
schedule then last year with the
key games with California , West
Chester, and Millersville. "These
are our tougher teams and
they 're all in a row in our
schedule. We have 9 games instead of 8 this year which will
make it a longer season than
usual
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The only loss to this year's
squad was that of Dan Kelter,
who graduated last year.
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make up for our lack of experience.
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Multiple pro type set employing
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Thirty-one ambitious hockey
players arrived at the Centennial
Gym on Monday, September 13,
despite adverse weather conditions and soggy turf , to officially begin the 1971 women's
varsity hockey sea son. But this
was just the beginning; and ,
according to Coach Tesreau, now
is the time for anyone else interested in fun and real teamwork to com e out and join the
hockey team. Freshmen are
especially urged to come and will
be most welcome. Hockey
practice will be every afternoon.
Monday thru Friday, from 4:00 to
5:30 .
Thursday, September 30, the
team will meet its first opponent
Bloomsburg 's football team
goes into action for the first time
this season on Saturday afternoon with a Parent's Weekend
game against U. of Scran ton.
Coach BUI Sproule , head coach
for the Huskies, expects a tough
game "their boys are big and
they hit hard ."
After last Saturday's scrimmage at Wilkes, Coach Sproule
foresees a fighting team. "They
are a young team and get very
emotional.
With a young team
at Wilkes College. The following
happen." As for his
anything
can
week, on October 6, the girls will
outlook
for
the 1971 season,
take on Misericordia on that
non-commital
- "it 's
college's home field. But the big Sproule is
date to remember is October 12 hard to say. Everything depends
when the team will battle on our first 3 ball games. After
Susquehanna here at BSC at 4:00. that , we'll be OK."
Starting QB for Saturday s
So let's get out and support the
girls ! Come to the game and let game is Bob Biter, whom Coach
them know that BSC is backing Sprou le sees as young, but
them all the way. Good luck, capable. "He mixes his plays
well and has been able to move
hockey players !
the ball club. We're going to give
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him the reins and see what
happens."
Sproule expects the toughest
Women may no longer be Eastern Conference Competition
regarded second class citizens in from West Chester and East
the male-dominated field of Stroudsburg State, both of whom
college athletics if nearly 134 beat BSC decisively last season.
state college presidents have Most of their lettermen are back
their way.
for a return season.
Sweeping changes were
recommended for college athletic
programs by college presidents
polled by The American
Association of State Colleges and
Universities this summer. BSC is
a member of AASCU.
The college presidents were
nearly unanimous in agreeing
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This could lead to more
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physical examinations, issuing of
unif orms, and college and press
photographs, all of which will be
followed by light workouts. A
number of key positions will have
to be filled on both the offensive
and the defensive units which
were vacated by graduating
seniors. As a result of Spring
practice, there appears to be
some outstanding candidates for
(continued on page four)
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society that created a need for
The IFC would like to extend its
him and destroyed him and . welcome to all freshmen and
proceeded to resurrect him is transfer students . We would
obscene, if obscenity is what is advise the newcomers as well as
vulgar, disgusting and otherwise upper classmen that IFC formal
"dirty ."
rush will be held in Carver Hall at
7:00
P.M. on September 20. Now
It is obscene that a society kills
is
the
time for each upper
a man and then worships his
classman
with a 2.0 cumulative
corpse. That' s really perverse,
average
interested
in rushing to
baby , really perverse.
take a look at the different
Bruce's legacy to America is Iraternalies and decide which
his words. His words aren 't one best fulfills his needs.
sacred or obscene. They 're just
The new IFC of ficers are as
words and words, all by them- follows': Rich Heil , president;;
selves, are just sounds or shapes, . Jim Henning, vice president;|
and they 're quite harmless. John Smith , secretary ; and Bob
That's what Lenny tried so hard Miller , t rea surer.
and so often to say. "Obscenity is
in the mouth of the listener."
Words, bodies, and sex aren't
dirty things in this world . Hatred ,
war , racism, and the like are the
evils we should fear. This is
Bruce's message.
But instead of heeding Bruce's
words we ' ve simply created
another poster-sized pop-cult
hero out of Bruce, the kind he
used to satirize with deadly effectiveness.
We don 't need more cult
heroes. We need more Bruces.
Bruces are hard to find. Like all
men , however, Lenny Bruce is in
his grave to stay. If we listen to
his words, and bring the kids up
right , well , maybe someday we
won 't need Bruces at all.
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Thanks to Geor ge
Eichner for continued
photographic assistance
in our time oi need.
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Agenda
Saturday, Sept. 18, 1971
Registration — 9-10:45 a.m. at
Residence Halls , Off-campus
students — S.U.B. ; Convocation
— 11:00 at Haas Auditorium ;
Lunch — 12 :30 at Scranton
Commons , $1.00 per person;
Football with U. of Scran ton —
2:00at Athletic Park , High School
field ; Picnic-Barbeque-Games —
4:30 at Town Park ; Susquehanna
Valley Barbershop Quartet —
8:15 at Haas Auditorium ; "Oldies
but Goodies" - Dance — 8:00 at
Scranton Commons, Gold Room
Dining Hall; Refreshments-BedTime-Snack — 11:00 at Scranton
Commons, Blue Room Dining
Hall.
Sunday, Sept. 19, 1971
Church services (a.m.) in
Town; Brunch ($1 .00 per person )
11-12:30 at Scran ton Commons;
President's reception for parents
& students — 2:00 p.m. at
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Scanning the board for the new
year , the new CGA council met on
September 13, 1971 and began
discussing
homecoming
weekend, one of many important
events happening on campus this
year.
A committee was reesta blished
and is to be chaired by Director of
Student Activities, John Mulka.
The committee will take care of
fund raising events and approval
of newly drawn constitutions.
Another matter brought to
their attention was the possibility
that studen ts working in student
gov ernment may be able to be
included under the Work Study
Program.
However , final
eligibility will be decided by Mr.
Duncan , Director of Financial
Aid .
Mike Siptroth , president of this
body, then gave a detailed report
Eq uality
(continued fro m page three)
as women 's basketbal l and touch
football.
The presidents also urged
AASCU to find means to abolish
athletic grants and return college
athletics to a purely amateur
basis. The Association could do
t his by esta blishing a soundingboard committee to aid in the
dra fting of proposals.
Other opinions expressed by
the presidents included : that
favoritism extended solely to
athletics be stopped ; that
students take part in the active
decision maki ng regarding the
format and scheduling of intercollegiate programs ; and that
athletic programs be adjusted to
the realities of institutional
financing in view of the current
budget crunch.
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a legal career are urged to
contact Dr. Philip Siegal, Room
226, Waller Hall , who is again in
charge of the program .
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Returning seniors include last
year's captain Larry Strohl, Rod
booing, and Paul Pelleters. Also
returning will be this years
captain , sophomore Larry Horit,
Tim Waecter, Terry Lee, Rick
Van Horn , and Charlie Crahmn.
New members of the squad are
Larry Sibert , Bob Quairali , Mike
Hippie , and Pete Kuory.
Coach Noble revealed that the
biggest challenges to his team
are the financial priorities of
slate legislators ? Why not
aut onomy for state colleges?
Why not abolition of the Board of
Trustees when the president has
now been given complete power?
Why has the amount of administrators on campus nearly
trip led? Why not a better form of
government with equality for all
faculty , students and administration?
Finally , the following elections
will be coming soon ; ARM , AWS,
Judicial
Boards , Appeals
Committee, downtown Judicial
Boards and CGA representatives.
Election Timeta ble : September
14-17, CGA petitions for committees open ; September 20-24,
CGA petitions for representatives
open ; September 25, campaigning begins; October 4-5,
elections.
The firs t meeting of the
Community
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Association will be held on October 11, 1971.
will be Bucknell, Lock Haven and
Millersville. However , the
schedule seems to be in our favor , '
as Millersville and Bucknell will
not be played until late in the
season.
Although still not set on a home
course due to work expansion of
the college, this year's squad
should "have as good of a season
as last year."
He went on to say that all are
welcome to our opening home
meet , versus Cheyney and
WillfPC
Grid season
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Inte rview
these positions . However ,
Sproule
indicates that team
(Continued from page three)
depth may be a problem.
every opportunity to pass.
The Huskies will be embarking
Also back for another season on on an ambitious nine-game
offense are Len House, flanker, schedule. The University of
and Chris Sweet and Jeff White Scran ton along with California
as tight ends. "Both will see a Slate College return to the Husky
considera ble amount of serv ice," Schedule after a number of years
predicted Sproule. Joe Courier, of absence. The regular eastern
wide receiver; Dan Stellfox , division Pennsylvania State
pun ter; and Neil Oberholtzer, College teams, led by powerful
place kicker will also return for West Chester, leave little room
another season of action.
lor any "breathers" on the BSC
Defensive captains John Cox schedule.
and Ken Klock expect to follow a
Assistant coaches are : Clark
basic 6-man defense. "It is uwici , uci cuaivc i;uur uiiiaiur , aiiu
basically the same as last year Cecil Turberville, head trainer.
and you can be in this quite a bit One or two additional assistants
of the lime. "
are expected to be named in the
Sproule had a lot of pra ise for near future.
the team co-captains. "They
Bloom will again play its home
have done an outstanding job and contests at Athletic Park , home
are responsible for the good team field of Bloomsburg High School.
spirit. "
It is not known at the present
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