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Both Sexes Bid For Commu nity Gov 't Offices
JANET BOYANOSKI
CGA Presidential
Candidate
student
in"Increased
volvement" was the theme of
both candidates, who made the
bid for the C.G.A. Presidency,
Monday night.
Janet Boy anoski , current
Corresponsing Secretary of CGA,
is also the first female to run for
the office. Her opponent, Mike
Siptroth , an "outstanding
member of the college council",
is running on the United Student
Party ticket.
MIKE SIPTROTH
CGA Pro«idont ial Candidate
Following the nominations for
the officers, speeches were made
by the candidates,
Boyanoski was the first of the
two presidential nominees to
speak. She pointed out that the
CGA President is a studentadministration mediator and the
opinions of the students can be
carried to the administration
only as loudly as the President
who voices them.
With student apathy at a
JOHN CHOYKA
CGA Vie* Presidential
Cand ida*
JAN E ELMES
CGA Vic * Presid enti al
Candidate
concerned about more student
involvement in the college affairs.
Siptroth also pledged to support
the Joint Statement on Student
Rights and protect them along
with the possible establishment
of an ACLU chapter on the BSC
campus.
Support for the Student InenCenter ,
formation
organization
couragement of any
that will make BSC "better ", and
"super high" she expressed a
desire for more student involvement.
To get the students "doing
rather than watching, speaking
rather than listening, and most
important, creating ideas rather
than complaining about ideas,"
was her greatest desire.
college-town
Improving
relations was one of the points
that Mike Siptroth mentioned in
his election speech. He too was
a way of getting facts firsl-hand
rather than through outside
sources were other points he
mentioned. Also emphasized was
the fact that his position on the
Board of Trustees would help get
student opinion across to administration and the Board
members.
John Choyka, vice presidential
nominee went to the podium
where he said "the office of VP is
(Continued on page four)
MARQOM & GOLD
VOL. IL — NO. 34
BLOOMSBURG STATE COLLEGE
A. Toy
Speaker
On Chem
Student Poll Proves Negative
On Food, Schedule s and Admin.
Dr. Arthu r D. F. Toy, senior
scientist and acting mana ger of
the Specialities Department of
the Stauffer Chemical Compan y,
Eastern Research Cente r , was
the guest speaker at last night' s
meetin g of the Student Affiliate of
the America n Chemical Society.
Dr. Toy, who has had many
scientific papers and over 50
pat en ts on p hosp horus chemist ry
to h is credit, addressed the group
and gues t s on t he sub j ec t ,
"Phos phorus Chemistry in
Modern Living. "
Born in Can ton , China , Dr. Toy
b ecame a nat uralized Un it ed
States citizen and received his
B.S., M.S., and Ph. D. degrees
from the University of Illinois. He
OK. JOHN N. SHIVI
Science
In Light
Dr. J ohn N . Shive , Manager ,
Science Lectures and Demonstra t ions , Bell Laboratories , will
give a demons tration-lecture in
Kus ter Lecture Hall of Hartline
23 years prior to that time was an * Science Center on Wednesday,
associat e of the Victor Chemical March 17, at 8:00p.m. He is being
sponsored by Sigma Pi Sigma ,
Works i n Chicago Heigh ts, physics honor society at BSC. The
Illinois. He has been with the public is invi ted a t no charge for
Eastern Research Center of admission.
Stauffer Chemical Company in
Invi tations have been extended
Dobbs Ferr y, New York , since to science students and teachers
1966.
of the area to attend . This
demons tration-lecture aims at
He is curre ntly Chairman of the pointing out the science unWest Chester Chemical Society derlyin g today 's and tomorr ow's
and a member of the Board of communication technolog y
Directors of the New York employing microwave , infrared,
Section of the American and visible light techniques . The
Chemical Society. Dr. Wilbert topics considere d Include
Taebel , Professor of Chemistry radiation guiding , beam forat BSC, made the arrangements, mation , and similarities in the
(Continued on page three)
'or the appearance of Dr. Toy.
was a visi ti ng scien ti st to
Cambridge University , England ,
from 1965-66, and for a period of
FRIDAY , MARCH 12, 1971
The Student Mobilization
Committee has completed its
first student opinion poll. One
thousand one hundred twentyeight students were polled. Of
t his number , one hundred eightyone were off-campus. Due to lack
of personnel , t hey were only able
t o con ta ct a small percentage of
off-campus and community
students . They hope to correct
this p roblem by appealing t o all
students who are commuters or
off-campus to participate in
future polls. Commuters can
contact Rick Scott, Box 2625
Elwell Hall . Off-campus students
can con tact Jim McGowan , box
571 Waller Hall or Sally Holvey,
Box 489 Waller.
There was a total of 12
q uesti ons on the poll, which were
general questi ons. The purpose of
these was to find out what areas
the students were most concerned with. The following is a
list of questions and percentages
obtained . The responses were : Y
—Yes, N— No, O—No opinion ,
and I—Indifferent.
1. Would the possibilities of
having co-ed dorms interest you?
Y — 63.5 per cent N — 21.2
percent 0 — 7.5 per cent
I — 7.8 per cent
2. Do you object to the present
system of women 's hours? Y —
87.9 per cent N — 10.1 per cent 0
— .98 per cent I — 2.23 per cent '
3. Do you approve of the opendorm policy being extended to
include more hours per week? Y
— 83.2 per cent N — 12.6 per cent
0 —1.03 per cent I — 3.2 per cent
4. Are you satisfied with the
pr esent food service provided by
ARA Slater? Y — 7.34 per cent N
— 88.5 per cent 0—1.25 per cent I
— 3.12 per cent
5. Do you feel that we have a
competent and capabl e administration that acts in the best
interest of BSC students ,
p romotes academic f reedom , and
supports the basic freedoms
guaranteed students ? Y — 9.12
per cent N — 72.5 per cent 0 —
12.4 per cent I — 6.48 per cent
6. Do you approve of a change
i n th e p resen t schedul i ng
procedure? Y — 84.5 per cent N —
9.25 per cent 0 — 4.49 per cent I —
1.96 per cent
7. Do you approve of the
p resen t
schedule change
procedure? Y — 7.1 per cent N —
88 per cent O — 2.75 per cent I —
2.18 per cent
8. Do you app rove of the
dismissal procedure used th is
past semester? Y — 13.6 per cent
N — 74.5 per cent 0 — 8.5 per cent
I — 3.4 per cent
9. Would you like to see the
hours t hat the st uden t union is
open be extended? Y — 75 per
cent N — 37.9 per cent 0 — 2.7 per
cent I — 14.4 per cent
10. Do you feel that fundra ising even ts should be held in
the Student Union ? Y — 42.3 per
cent N — 37.9 per cent 0 — 5.7 per
cent I — 14.1 per cent
11. Do you have any reservations about signing petitions
regarding these and other policy
changes? Y — 9.66 per cent N —
85.5 per cent 0 — 2.2 per cent I —
2.5 per cent
At present, it hasn't been
decided which area will be dealt
with in specific terms . They hope
to cover as many areas as time
will permit. A copy of the
questions and the percentages
will be sent to several members
of the administrative staff so that
they may analyze the results.
The SMO needs students who
are willing to help themselves
and others. The organization is
for you students, and its success
depends upon you. Anyone that is
interested in devoting as few as 2
h ours a week , please contact one
of the following :
ELWELL — John Greaves,
Room 183. Box 2712
Schuylkill— Carla Byrd, Room
113, Box 1250
Montour — Lorena Stroup,
Room 444, Box 1624
Columbia — Helen Haines,
Room 305, Box 2790
Northumberland — Ron
Gudikunts, Room 205, Box 1024
Off-Campus — Jim McGowan,
Box 571, Waller or Sally Holvey,
Box 486, Waller
Commuters — Rich Scott, Box
2625, Elwell
Th© results
of wom en's
vo ting for tho A.WS oxecutl vt council are as foll owst
Linda
Radio ,
President;
Pattl Noble, Vlco President;
J an Wlnko , Secretary; Jaiv
ice Ivans, Treas urer ; Pat
Lan go, Social Chairman.
An es t ima t ed numbor of
from
voter s •• dtcroatod
previous
counts.
Approx l*
mattly
100 womon
from
•aeh dorm did not vote and
about m did. Vary law
commuter * or off-cam pus
registered .
womon
votes *
about one- four th of tho Ctlumbla residents did net and
about ©no- half of tho Lulorno women did not.
REALITY* 11
" Now is the time for all good
men t o come to the aid of their
coun try . " You all have heard this
quote sometime in your lives as it
pertained to the revolutionary
war , but how many of you realize
that its relavancy is tremendously grea ter right now . The
nation is not involved in a war
with a forei gn power within its
borders , but it is involved in a
des perate struggle between
pro tectors of the stat us quo and
sincere Americans who wish to
correc t the ills of our confused
society.
The movemen t began with the
heroic you t h of our na t ion , and
t hrough their effor ts peoples
from all walks of life are finall y
getting invol ved. Unfortuna tely
however , the fight is far from
over . Wha t is even more unfor tuna t e is the fac t that there
are still just too many damn
peop le who refu se t o open their
minds to the fact that change is
coming. These people sit on their
comp lacen t and usuall y fat (from
lack of involvemen t) buttocks '
and do no t hing except reassure
t hemselves and their " friends "
that everything is alright.
N ow i t is t ime t o be specific.
Th is ar t icle is aiming both i ts
barrels a t the a pa t hetic , selfish ,
close-m inded
faculty
of
Bloomsburg State College . It is
ver y sad tha t such a sta temen t
has to be set down in prin t,
because t here are some hones t ,
in telligen t , beau t iful professors
at B.S.C., bu t regre tt ably t hey
are all too few . These peop le are
the profs that attempt to do more
in t he classroom than t o be j us t a
human ta pe recor der spewing out
a garbled stream of irrelevancies. These few men and women
are the teachers who in the
blo t ter of his t ory will be
remembered for having commi tt ed the mos t honorable crime
of inci ting students to think.
Enoug h of grati tude to this
small grou p of B.S .C . profs , it' s
time to talk to and about the real
p roblem on campu s, namely
Presiden t Nossen ' s " silen t
majority " . Yes, even B.S.C. has a
silent majority . Many would
think it is the students , but it is
very definitel y not. " Nossen's
silent majority " is the herd (as in
sheep) of profs who do nothing
worthwhile , say nothing worthwhile and qui te possibly are not
worthwhile themselves. It seems
qui te a bsurd that the collective
minds and bodies of these so-
"
I
called intelligen t people called
the facul ty, could have allowed so
many unjus t abuses of students
and fellow peers , to happen. It
makes one wonder how these
people obtained their college
degrees in the firs t place. Being a
smal l out-of-the-way, backwoods
college has one grea t disadvan tage , in that it becomes a •
good safe place for insecure , :
insensitive , badl y' educa ted in- :
dividuals (who need jobs to live, •
as we all do , so they become j
teache rs ) to hide and stagnate .
The wors t par t of this , however , »
is that t hey also , because of the h
par tisan p olitics and petti ness of j
the cam pus sy stem , get the op- ]
por tuni ties t o rise up to p ositions
of semi -imp ortance t o the outside
world and unchecked local
power. The system here is also at «
faul t , bu t it is the people in the
system that allow it to exist , so
the blame ultimatel y is on their '
shoulders.
:
Concerning the present issue ,
between the Black Students
Society (composed of both black
and white students ) and the
Sociology De par t men t , it is,
totally absur d that the fight tcj
improve course ma terial and the
q uali ty of wha t is taugh t in the
classroom should have to be
fought by the students themselves. At any college where the
facul ty is concerned abou t
teaching the truth to students , a
fight like this would be in the
hearts and hands of the entire
facul ty, and not in the hands of
the students .
Jus t what is the reason that a t
B.S.C. a fight over improving
course and classroom materials
is in the hands of the studen ts ? Is
it because the facul ty is not
aware of wha t is going on in the
Sociology Depar tmen t, or is it
because they ap prove of what is
going on ? Is it because faculty
members are worried abou t
losing their jobs if they speak up,
or is it because t hey have an
underl y ing reason for no t
speaking up in t he firs t place ? I t
is ridiculous t ha t anyone who
spends time on campus is not
aware of what is going on , and if
they are aware and concerned
why don 't they seek the truth ,
investi gate the facts , and get
involved? Anyone who uses the
excuse of " not knowing " to cover
up their lack of involvement , is
just a limping "cop-out " ar tist
who undoubtedly has no conscience . It makes you wonder
VOL. IL THE MAROON AND GOLD NO. 34
Bill Teits worth
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Call Ixt. 123 or Writo 301
Fif th Column
b y Blass
( Some of the names in this
ar t icle have been confused t o
obscure the of fenders... or obscured to offend the confused...or
somethin g)
Ever sit in Union wonde ring
why they won 't turn the record
machine up ? The answer ' s
simple.. .they don 't WANT to turn
it up, unless there 's some thing
playing that the turner-uppers
like .
Ever sit in Union about 11:00 at
nigh t an hour before it closes and
wa t ch your friendl y janitors and
sweepers bear an arsenal of
brooms forward march , whisking
you and your seat , your coffee;
your raisin bar , your date , and
your RingDing away? Ever
wonder why all the songs on the
j ukebox seem to be selected by a
spaced Guy Lombardo freak?
Ever no t ice how the black
(" race ") music keeps getting
turned down? Ever notice how
the black (" race ") music gets
turned up as soon as the bla cks
race to the people in charge and
complain ?
just how many of these inAbout time to complain , isn 't
sensitive indiv iduals get to sleep • it ? No? Try some more. —"Do
at night.
It !" has been banne d from the
I t may be possible that one College Bookstore. Reall y . It was
other reason why so few facu lty on the reading list for conhave spoken up in suppor t of the
temporary social problems .
black studen ts issue , is that
Somebody at the Bookstore IS a
B.S .C . is a hiding place for contemporary social problem .
somethin g other than just second More like a social disease .
class prof essors . An apathe tic Somebody says it's "too radi cal" .
facul ty, in this case , could and
qui te possibly does mean tha t So anybody who wants to rea d
"Do I t!" has to either trek
B.S.C. is a spa wni ng ground and
down town or f i n d something
a hiding place for the festering,
cancerous disease tha t inflicts less radical in the Bookstore
America and the rest of the stoc k , like maybe the new
Reader 's Digest with its comworld , namely Racism.
One possib ly could understand
prehensive report by Ja mes A.
if one or two of the faculty flatly
Michene r on What Real ly Haprefused or did not care enough pened at Kent State , that those
abou t the problem in the
damn kids had the absolute
Sociology Depa rtment to get goddamned gall to step in front of
involved , but how can one un- well-mea ning National Guard
derstand why the overwhelming
bullets...
majority of the faculty is not
—Flash : from Ha rvey A.
involved in the struggle .
inLib rary , this
Ursula
Behaving out of apathy is one
formation ...gone forever from
thing , but being motivated by the
the shelves will be that horrid
desire to harbor prejudice and
inhumanity to men of othe r ra ces book about the littl e innocent girl
trapped in that dark damp caveis totally another. If apathy is the
reason the B.S.C facul ty is not
place with tha t filthy drunken
help ing the Black Student Society half-breed lecher...so ya b e t t e r look somewhere else if any
fight for having the truth taught
in the classroom , the colleg e may
continue to survive and turn out of your advanced English courses
mediocre educators , but if the requires you to rea d "Tom
reason
for
facul ty
non- Sawyer " ...SCOOP : due to a
involvement is support of cretinous bungle of a Harvey A.
prejudice and racism than , Ursula Library typist , Dickens
Bloomsburg Stat e College does will be banished from the rackshow could any DECENT library
not deserve to exist.
carry
a book called "A Sale of
A. Rekniht
Two Titties "?
College
Flash —
—La te
Bookstore officials have jus t
released infor mation regardin g
the removal of "Do I t. " You see,
it was all the idea of Edsel Duck ,
former researc her for " Mas ters
of Concei t ," the best-seller by J.
Edgar Vacuu m Cleaner . Seems
"Do It" was placed on the
reading lists by a pr of named
Dave Benson... however , Dave
Benson is really an alias for a
Communist agent who is really
aliased under the cleverly
disguised name of Dmitri
Blowabuildingupoff , alias
Dietrich
Bonhoeffer , alias
Dagwood Bumstead. ..rumo r has
it that Edsel Duck , not to mention
a sociology department pers on
named Northern Belfast (who
has just lately peti tioned the
candy-vending
companies
campus to outlaw the accessibility of black jellybeans )
would personally like to see D.B.
placed in his own type of best
cellar . Duck 's purported next
move: purging the BS math
department of all those square root-loving profs and kids alike
who have been known to openly
use radical signs .
Too late flash — The bookstore
WILL after all , carry "Do It " .
Probabl y so they won ' t have to
put up with articles like this.
— Perverted Humor — The
band " Granite " will no longer be
allowed to play here , being that
Dea n Atilla Sewing-Machi ne took
one look at their name and
figured Grani te to be "hard
rock " .
Abou t that perverte d rumor :
due t" the vigilance of the Gadfly
staff and Dean Atilla 's Hebrew
secretar y , Miss Mary "Jew "
Wanna (who usually , we 're told ,
DOESN 'T wanna ) , the M&G has
learned of a foul plot to take
Community Activities Fees doled
out for BNE and use t h e m to
pay whatever half-assed , nonrock group that a roomful of two
or thre e "refreBhlng "-type
studen ts sees fit. And you can 't
get no fitter than the Lettermen
and the Brothers Four
(Continued on page tour)
Science In Light
(continued
optical behavior and treatment of
microwaves and visible light.
The lecture, which lasts about
one hour, is profusely illustrated
with demonstrations.
THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE. Shorty Hitchcock pins Davo MeCracken of Miller »ville in th e semi- finals of the 190 pound
class of the State Wrestling Meet at Loc k Haven last weekend.
Hitchcock wont on to defeat George Enos of Slippery Rock, defendin g champion, by a fall in 7:35.
Frat Sponsors Tourney
The schedule of the competition
BSC's Lambda Chi Alpha
is
as follows: 10-12:30 p.m.,
colony is sponsoring a volleyball
morning
session ; 12:30-2:00 p .m.,
tournament on March 20, 1971.
lunch break; and 2:00-?, afInvitations have been sent to all ternoon session.
The Bloomsburg colony is the
twenty Lambda Chi Alpha
first
to attempt a state-wide
chapters in Pennsylvania . A
function
of this sort. The public is
banquet and party for all
cordially
invited to attend at no
brothers is planned to follow the
charge.
tournament.
Cheerleaders Sought
juni or ,
All
Attention !
sophomore, and second semester
fr eshmen girls ! This month a
new varsity cheerlea ding squad
will be selected for the 1971-72
Exercisor
year.You are eligible and invited
to compete. Practices will be
held March 16 and 17 from 3:00
to 5:00 in the small gym. Tryouts
will take place in Old Husky at
6:30 on March 23. For further
information, contact any of the
varsity cheerleaders.
Tuesday, March 16 Montour
Hall is having an explanatory
exercise program on the use of
their new bicycle exercisors. A
resident woman affiliated with a
YWCA will conduct the program.
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Brennan Trims Execs
Siptroth Plans Ok' d
Following the nominations and handle these items. However , if
sp eeches , on Monday night , they did run short , they could
College Council convened and
Tom Brennan moved that the
Executive Council of College
Council as stipulated under the
CGA constitution be stripped of
all its power making and decision
making authorities. Such power
and decision making abilities will
be delegated to committees that
will be established by College
Council.
The motion is a result of the
Executive Council' s action
several weeks ago which resulted
in the removal of miscellaneous
business from the agenda . Since
that time there has been considerable disapproval . The
motion passed.
Mike Siptroth moved that the '
order of business be suspended so
that Pa rliamentarian , Mark
Foucart could make a point of
order .
Foucart noted that the gavel
must be turned over to some one
when the President is taking part
in discussion . Usually this falls to
the vice-president. But , Mike
Hock , present VP, was absent
due to a studen t teaching
assignment . Therefore , a substitute is needed.
The Presiden t of Council has
the power to appoint
a
replacement. For the meeting ,
Bill Teitsworth , Editor of the
Maroon & Gold and an ex-officio
member of CGA , was appointed
tempor ary rep lacem ent.
Pillagalli indicated a perm anen t
would be' selected by the next
meeting.
The Election Board reported
that they had not completed
revisions on the two remaining
sections of the Election Code but
hoped to have it ready by next
meeting.
Zeta Psi was approved in their
fund raising event . It will be a
carnival, April 26 to May 1 at the
Scott Town Shopping Center. The
fraternity will be working with
King Reed Shows and will split
the profits .
The Biology Club 's request for
a fund raising proposal of selling
"Clackers " was defeated. The
objection was to the safety of the
item.
The Husky Baseball Team
re queste d $1,000 from the
Bookstore Fund for a pitching
mach ine , a tarp, for the field , and
some ot her eq uip men t . Dean
Norton felt that their 1970-71
budget of nearly $5,000 could
return to CGA and request additional funds .
Bob Medford moved to table
the motion until a representative
from the baseba ll tea m shows up.
The motion passed .
It was moved that College
Council allocate $500 from the
Bookstore Funds to sponsor a
lecture by the Harrisburg Six on
March 18. Discussion showed tha t
$1,750 had been allocated for a
Chicago Seven lecture last year.
It was hoped that these monies
could be used for the March 18th
lecture .
The final approved motion
stated that College Council
establish a committee to handle
the arrangements. Mr. Creasy,
Chairman of the Chicago Seven
Lecture Committe e, will be
contacted to see if those funds are
still available . If not , the five
hundred dollars will be used.
Mike Siptroth moved that five
hundred dollars be allocated to
the sophomore class for a project
to bring school children (grades
5-7) from inner-city Philadelphia
to spend a day on campus. It is
planned that thirty will attend ,
with the lodging and meals to be
covered by Bookstore monies. If
these funds are not used, the
remainder will be returned. The
motion passed.
Siptroth also outlined plans for
a drug abuse program at BSC on
March 22. Produced by the
Department of Health , the
program will include speakers ,
former drug addicts , and a
movie.
A motion for adjournment did
not pass and the Council moved
into a committee of the whole to
consider
the
matter
of
miscellaneous business on the
agenda. After a peri od of
discussion the meeting was
adjourned due to the lack of a
quorum .
Certain students earlier in the
year went through the entire
sch ed ule chan ge p r oce d ure
without returning the schedule
change form. Those who have not
should do so immediatel y.
Students may withdraw from a
course with a "W" regard less of
grade until March 26. Forms may
be obtained in the Registrar 's
Office .
Ha rris burg Six
by Lee Erdm an
T wo de f endan ts in t he
Harrisburg Six conspiracy tr ial
are scheduled t o a pp ear in
Carver Auditorium on Thursday,
March 19 at 8:00 p.m. Joseph
Wendero th and Neil McLa ughlin,
rel ieved of their pas t ora l du ti es a
year ago for anti-war involement ,
have continued t heir work among
Blacks in the Baltimor e ghetto
alongside their non-violent antiwar activ ities. Both feel their
religiou s and moral beliefs
compel them t o opp ose the war
in Vie t Nam.
The six alleged conspirator s
name d by the FBI are Daniel and
Phili p Berrigan , both serving
pri son terms for nap alming dr aft
recor ds in 1968 at Catonsvill e,
J osep h
Wenderoth ,
Neil
McLaughli n, Eqbal Ahmad and
Anthon y Scoblick . There are also
aeven "co-conspirator s" named
in theplot , two of them librarians
at Bucknell Universi ty.
The indictment , giving only the
bare bones of the governmen t
caie according
to Time
ma gaz i ne , sta tes tha t those
charge d were members of the
East Coast Conspiracy to Save
Lives; planning on Washington 's
birthday, 1971 to blow up heat'ing systems in five undergro und sites and to kidna p Presidential
Advisor
Henr y
Kissinger.
Daniel
and Philip Berrig an both flatly
deny the charges. Wenderoth and
McLaughlin in their February 28
appearance at Bucknell both also
denied the government charges.
The government case sites 22
separate overt acts of conspiracy
against the alleged conspirators ,
substantiating their claim with
evidence procured through wire
tapping , mail opening and informants.
The case as now bein g
presented not only will probably
set the tone for future handlin g of
war resistors , but alto as a test
for the constitutionality of the
FBI action take n agains t
resistors. There will be no admittance charge and all are
cordially invited to attend.
Briefs
Revised lists of advisors for
mathematics majors may be
found on the basement bulletin
boa rd of Hartline Science Center
or in Mrs . Reard in's office, also
in Hartline Science Center.
Tryouts for the final Bloomsburg Players ' pro duction for the
1970-7 1 season , The Time of Your
Life a comedy in five acts by
William Saroyan , will be held in
Haas Cent er for the Arts on
March 22 and 23 at 7:15 p.m. The
cast requires eighteen men and
eight women.
Seniors graduating in '71
Yearbook portraits will be taken
Marc h 15, 16, and 17. Sign-up
sheets are in the Obiter office
(R oom 231, Second Floor , Waller
Hall .)
The pledges of Theta Tau
Omega were treated by the
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Sisters at Papa 's on a Surprise
Night. They were also given a
spaghetti supper last Friday .
Afterwards the pledges entertained the Sisters with a skit
and songs.
The Siste rs of Theta Tau
Omega are proud to announce the
engagement of one of the Sisters ,
Cathy Newhard , to Rich RuSsell ,
a senior at Delaware Valley.
The pledges are now busy
working on their pledge project.
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Petitions for Student-Faculty
Senate will continue to be accepted until March 22. They are
available in the Office of Student
Activities of the IFC Office.
At the eighth meeting of the
AWS on Tuesday at 3:30 p.m. the
members voted to include in the
minutes congratulations to Janet
Boyanoski for being the first
w oman to run for the office of
CGA President .
Scranto n Repor t
Excerpts from the study of
campus unrest by the new
famous Scranton Commission
were issued to the BSC facu lty by
the AAUP. The M&G feels tha
recommendations
of T h e
Scranton Report are of interest to
all Americans .
Among the recommenda tions
made by The Report are those for
government , for the President ,
for law * Enforcement , for the
University , and for students.
Following are highlights of one
recommendati on :
"We advance our recommendations not as cure-alls , but
as rati onal and responsive steps
that should be taken. We summarize here our major recom mendations ,, addressed to those
who have the power to carry
them out."
FOR STUDENTS
Students must accept the
responsibility of presenting their
ideas in a reasonable and persuasive manner. They must
recognize that they are citizens of
a nation which was founded on
tolerance and diversi ty, and they
must
become
more
understanding of those with whom
they differ.
Students must pro tec t the right
of all speakers to be heard even
when they disagree with the point
of view expressed. Heckling
speakers is not only bad manners
but is inimical to all the values
that a university stands for.
Students must face the fact that
giving moral support to those
who are planning violent action is
morall y despicable.
Students should be reminded
that language that offends will
seldom persuade. Their words
have sometimes been as offensive to many Americans as
the words some public officials
have been to them.
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Stude nts should not expect
their own views, even if held wit h
intensity ,
mora l
great
automa tically and immedia tely
to determine national policy. The
to
rhetorica l commitment
students
must
be
democracy by
matched by an awa reness of the
central role of majority rule in a
democra tic society , and by an
equal commitment to techni ques
of persuasi on with the political
process.
The Commission has been
impressed and moved by the
idealism and commitment of
America n youth . But this extraor dinary commitment bongs
with it extraordinary obligations :
to learn from our nation 's past
experience , to recognize the
humanity of those with whom
they disagree , and to maintain
their respect for the ru le of law.
The fight for change and justice
is the good fight; to drop out or
strike out at the first sign of
failure is to insure that change
will never come.
This Commission is only too
aware of America 's shortcomings . Yet we are a 1 s o a
nation of enduring strength.
Millions of Americans —
generations past and present —
have given their vision, their •
energy , and their patien t labor to
make us a more just nation and a
more humane people. We who
seek to change Americ a today
build on their accomplishments
and e n j o y the freedoms they
won for us. It is a considerable
inheri tance ; we must not
squander or destroy it.
FJve representat ives of the
United Nations will participate in a panel disc ussion
concerning
various
U.N.
problems to night in Haas
Center at 8:00 p.m. The pub .
lie is inv ited.
5th Colu mn
The Dean of Studen t' s Office
will be accepting applications for
the position of Resident Adviser
in the Men 's R esid ence H alls f or
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t he summ er sessions and nex t
year. There will be a general
Another hot flash — Combined their ejaculations of "Dream
meeting in Carver on March 18, forces of Edsel Duck and Dean Lover " and "The Impossible
1971 at 10:00 p.m. for all in- Attilla have zilched the for- Drea m" (the last about an illicit
ter ested studen ts. Applica tions thc oming concert by the Brothers affair with Tricia Nixon).
will be available at that time.
Four. This unprecedented move
6) Think Lettermen. Think
wa s made when it was learn ed
that the Brothers Four are in Letter. Soon as you thin k Letter ,
actuality Tommy and Dick you think ABCs. Soon as you
Smothers and Philip and Daniel think ABC, you think Jackson
(cont inued from page, ont )
Berrigan.
Five. This , however , does not
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ndica te tha t the Lett ermen are
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Officers
more than just BNE.
hot
flash
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OverYet
another
the
Jackson Five. However , there
ng
t
he
mus t work t ogether , serv i
the
Lettermen
may
not
30
or
not
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entire studen t bod y t o their
fullest capacit y. " Of f icers ," he be what they seem. So says Edsel is a firm possibility that they are
Duck , who has j us t quacked the
sa id , "mus t have a will ingness to ano
FATHERS of the Jack son
ther case. His instances , for
work with the admin istrato rs and
F
ive.
W hich means there was a
instance :
not f or them. "
whitey
in
th e woodpile
J ane Elmes , seeking the VP
somewhere
.
W
h ich means
1) The Lettermen may be sex
position on the Uni ted Studen t
N
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hern
Bel
f
as
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will hold a
Party ticket , emp hasized the perver ts, possibly wit h animals , meetin g abou t it nex t week .
need for communica t ion. She most likely sheep. Songs to inSo, unless somebod y does
said commu nication is un- d ica t e this theor y are : "Can 't
Ewe
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Of
Take
My
Eyes
Off
,
something
quick , unless people
ders tand ing one ano t her and is
and
others.
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It'
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s
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ge
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righ
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angry
and wri te angry
more important than govern- (
There
is
some
speculation
that
and
aren
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content
to be lef t
ment. It would be her prime
tt
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af
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"Hurt
So
Bad"
was
wri
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angr
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all
sor
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of
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endeavor , if elected , "t o open , to
occurences.
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these
instill and t o bet ter establish
will ha ppen. Despit e all 6 of
communica tion. "
2) The Lettermen may be sex Duck' s theori es, the Le tt ermen
Sharin g the USP ticket with perver ts, p ossibly wit h animals are prob ably viewed even now
Sipt ro th and Jane Elmes are Jim very likel y arc tic types. Hence, more desirable than rock groupas
s,
Nallo for Treasu rer , and Richard t heir version of "S ealed With A least to Dean Atilla and others.
Scott for Parlia mentarian . K iss. "
About time to complain, isn't
Others nomina ted for CGA ofit?
f ices were Mar y Ellen Zukas ,
3) The
Lettermen
are
Recordin g Secretary ; Linda associated with the Weatherm en.
( And meanwhile , the great
Zy la , Corres ponding Secretary ; Hence the Inclusion of the song purge rages on. Commie longand Kirk Zurn and Victor "Skip " "Windy. "
hairs , Commie rock groups , nonWills for Treasurer.
C ommie longhairs and roc k
4) The Lettermen are known groups, "radicals ," all are being
Class officers nomina ted were
Sr. Class President -Jacqueline revolu tionary bomb-throwers , as
Feddock ; Jr. Class President- indicated by their renditions of weeded out from BS campus.
Steve Hartman and Doug Me- "Light My Fire " and "Smoke And , says Mr. Duck , "I won't rest
in my finding these people until
Clintock ; Junior Class Vice Gets In Your Eyes."
5)
President-Tim Hartman ; and
Their albums con tain Bloomsb urg Sta te College is
Sophomore Class Secretary-Jane
references
to
nocturnal turne d inside out .")
Sure hope it don't rain .
Zagorski.
emissions. S o n g s cited are
Sexes Bid
JANET BOYANOSKI
CGA Presidential
Candidate
student
in"Increased
volvement" was the theme of
both candidates, who made the
bid for the C.G.A. Presidency,
Monday night.
Janet Boy anoski , current
Corresponsing Secretary of CGA,
is also the first female to run for
the office. Her opponent, Mike
Siptroth , an "outstanding
member of the college council",
is running on the United Student
Party ticket.
MIKE SIPTROTH
CGA Pro«idont ial Candidate
Following the nominations for
the officers, speeches were made
by the candidates,
Boyanoski was the first of the
two presidential nominees to
speak. She pointed out that the
CGA President is a studentadministration mediator and the
opinions of the students can be
carried to the administration
only as loudly as the President
who voices them.
With student apathy at a
JOHN CHOYKA
CGA Vie* Presidential
Cand ida*
JAN E ELMES
CGA Vic * Presid enti al
Candidate
concerned about more student
involvement in the college affairs.
Siptroth also pledged to support
the Joint Statement on Student
Rights and protect them along
with the possible establishment
of an ACLU chapter on the BSC
campus.
Support for the Student InenCenter ,
formation
organization
couragement of any
that will make BSC "better ", and
"super high" she expressed a
desire for more student involvement.
To get the students "doing
rather than watching, speaking
rather than listening, and most
important, creating ideas rather
than complaining about ideas,"
was her greatest desire.
college-town
Improving
relations was one of the points
that Mike Siptroth mentioned in
his election speech. He too was
a way of getting facts firsl-hand
rather than through outside
sources were other points he
mentioned. Also emphasized was
the fact that his position on the
Board of Trustees would help get
student opinion across to administration and the Board
members.
John Choyka, vice presidential
nominee went to the podium
where he said "the office of VP is
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MARQOM & GOLD
VOL. IL — NO. 34
BLOOMSBURG STATE COLLEGE
A. Toy
Speaker
On Chem
Student Poll Proves Negative
On Food, Schedule s and Admin.
Dr. Arthu r D. F. Toy, senior
scientist and acting mana ger of
the Specialities Department of
the Stauffer Chemical Compan y,
Eastern Research Cente r , was
the guest speaker at last night' s
meetin g of the Student Affiliate of
the America n Chemical Society.
Dr. Toy, who has had many
scientific papers and over 50
pat en ts on p hosp horus chemist ry
to h is credit, addressed the group
and gues t s on t he sub j ec t ,
"Phos phorus Chemistry in
Modern Living. "
Born in Can ton , China , Dr. Toy
b ecame a nat uralized Un it ed
States citizen and received his
B.S., M.S., and Ph. D. degrees
from the University of Illinois. He
OK. JOHN N. SHIVI
Science
In Light
Dr. J ohn N . Shive , Manager ,
Science Lectures and Demonstra t ions , Bell Laboratories , will
give a demons tration-lecture in
Kus ter Lecture Hall of Hartline
23 years prior to that time was an * Science Center on Wednesday,
associat e of the Victor Chemical March 17, at 8:00p.m. He is being
sponsored by Sigma Pi Sigma ,
Works i n Chicago Heigh ts, physics honor society at BSC. The
Illinois. He has been with the public is invi ted a t no charge for
Eastern Research Center of admission.
Stauffer Chemical Company in
Invi tations have been extended
Dobbs Ferr y, New York , since to science students and teachers
1966.
of the area to attend . This
demons tration-lecture aims at
He is curre ntly Chairman of the pointing out the science unWest Chester Chemical Society derlyin g today 's and tomorr ow's
and a member of the Board of communication technolog y
Directors of the New York employing microwave , infrared,
Section of the American and visible light techniques . The
Chemical Society. Dr. Wilbert topics considere d Include
Taebel , Professor of Chemistry radiation guiding , beam forat BSC, made the arrangements, mation , and similarities in the
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'or the appearance of Dr. Toy.
was a visi ti ng scien ti st to
Cambridge University , England ,
from 1965-66, and for a period of
FRIDAY , MARCH 12, 1971
The Student Mobilization
Committee has completed its
first student opinion poll. One
thousand one hundred twentyeight students were polled. Of
t his number , one hundred eightyone were off-campus. Due to lack
of personnel , t hey were only able
t o con ta ct a small percentage of
off-campus and community
students . They hope to correct
this p roblem by appealing t o all
students who are commuters or
off-campus to participate in
future polls. Commuters can
contact Rick Scott, Box 2625
Elwell Hall . Off-campus students
can con tact Jim McGowan , box
571 Waller Hall or Sally Holvey,
Box 489 Waller.
There was a total of 12
q uesti ons on the poll, which were
general questi ons. The purpose of
these was to find out what areas
the students were most concerned with. The following is a
list of questions and percentages
obtained . The responses were : Y
—Yes, N— No, O—No opinion ,
and I—Indifferent.
1. Would the possibilities of
having co-ed dorms interest you?
Y — 63.5 per cent N — 21.2
percent 0 — 7.5 per cent
I — 7.8 per cent
2. Do you object to the present
system of women 's hours? Y —
87.9 per cent N — 10.1 per cent 0
— .98 per cent I — 2.23 per cent '
3. Do you approve of the opendorm policy being extended to
include more hours per week? Y
— 83.2 per cent N — 12.6 per cent
0 —1.03 per cent I — 3.2 per cent
4. Are you satisfied with the
pr esent food service provided by
ARA Slater? Y — 7.34 per cent N
— 88.5 per cent 0—1.25 per cent I
— 3.12 per cent
5. Do you feel that we have a
competent and capabl e administration that acts in the best
interest of BSC students ,
p romotes academic f reedom , and
supports the basic freedoms
guaranteed students ? Y — 9.12
per cent N — 72.5 per cent 0 —
12.4 per cent I — 6.48 per cent
6. Do you approve of a change
i n th e p resen t schedul i ng
procedure? Y — 84.5 per cent N —
9.25 per cent 0 — 4.49 per cent I —
1.96 per cent
7. Do you approve of the
p resen t
schedule change
procedure? Y — 7.1 per cent N —
88 per cent O — 2.75 per cent I —
2.18 per cent
8. Do you app rove of the
dismissal procedure used th is
past semester? Y — 13.6 per cent
N — 74.5 per cent 0 — 8.5 per cent
I — 3.4 per cent
9. Would you like to see the
hours t hat the st uden t union is
open be extended? Y — 75 per
cent N — 37.9 per cent 0 — 2.7 per
cent I — 14.4 per cent
10. Do you feel that fundra ising even ts should be held in
the Student Union ? Y — 42.3 per
cent N — 37.9 per cent 0 — 5.7 per
cent I — 14.1 per cent
11. Do you have any reservations about signing petitions
regarding these and other policy
changes? Y — 9.66 per cent N —
85.5 per cent 0 — 2.2 per cent I —
2.5 per cent
At present, it hasn't been
decided which area will be dealt
with in specific terms . They hope
to cover as many areas as time
will permit. A copy of the
questions and the percentages
will be sent to several members
of the administrative staff so that
they may analyze the results.
The SMO needs students who
are willing to help themselves
and others. The organization is
for you students, and its success
depends upon you. Anyone that is
interested in devoting as few as 2
h ours a week , please contact one
of the following :
ELWELL — John Greaves,
Room 183. Box 2712
Schuylkill— Carla Byrd, Room
113, Box 1250
Montour — Lorena Stroup,
Room 444, Box 1624
Columbia — Helen Haines,
Room 305, Box 2790
Northumberland — Ron
Gudikunts, Room 205, Box 1024
Off-Campus — Jim McGowan,
Box 571, Waller or Sally Holvey,
Box 486, Waller
Commuters — Rich Scott, Box
2625, Elwell
Th© results
of wom en's
vo ting for tho A.WS oxecutl vt council are as foll owst
Linda
Radio ,
President;
Pattl Noble, Vlco President;
J an Wlnko , Secretary; Jaiv
ice Ivans, Treas urer ; Pat
Lan go, Social Chairman.
An es t ima t ed numbor of
from
voter s •• dtcroatod
previous
counts.
Approx l*
mattly
100 womon
from
•aeh dorm did not vote and
about m did. Vary law
commuter * or off-cam pus
registered .
womon
votes *
about one- four th of tho Ctlumbla residents did net and
about ©no- half of tho Lulorno women did not.
REALITY* 11
" Now is the time for all good
men t o come to the aid of their
coun try . " You all have heard this
quote sometime in your lives as it
pertained to the revolutionary
war , but how many of you realize
that its relavancy is tremendously grea ter right now . The
nation is not involved in a war
with a forei gn power within its
borders , but it is involved in a
des perate struggle between
pro tectors of the stat us quo and
sincere Americans who wish to
correc t the ills of our confused
society.
The movemen t began with the
heroic you t h of our na t ion , and
t hrough their effor ts peoples
from all walks of life are finall y
getting invol ved. Unfortuna tely
however , the fight is far from
over . Wha t is even more unfor tuna t e is the fac t that there
are still just too many damn
peop le who refu se t o open their
minds to the fact that change is
coming. These people sit on their
comp lacen t and usuall y fat (from
lack of involvemen t) buttocks '
and do no t hing except reassure
t hemselves and their " friends "
that everything is alright.
N ow i t is t ime t o be specific.
Th is ar t icle is aiming both i ts
barrels a t the a pa t hetic , selfish ,
close-m inded
faculty
of
Bloomsburg State College . It is
ver y sad tha t such a sta temen t
has to be set down in prin t,
because t here are some hones t ,
in telligen t , beau t iful professors
at B.S.C., bu t regre tt ably t hey
are all too few . These peop le are
the profs that attempt to do more
in t he classroom than t o be j us t a
human ta pe recor der spewing out
a garbled stream of irrelevancies. These few men and women
are the teachers who in the
blo t ter of his t ory will be
remembered for having commi tt ed the mos t honorable crime
of inci ting students to think.
Enoug h of grati tude to this
small grou p of B.S .C . profs , it' s
time to talk to and about the real
p roblem on campu s, namely
Presiden t Nossen ' s " silen t
majority " . Yes, even B.S.C. has a
silent majority . Many would
think it is the students , but it is
very definitel y not. " Nossen's
silent majority " is the herd (as in
sheep) of profs who do nothing
worthwhile , say nothing worthwhile and qui te possibly are not
worthwhile themselves. It seems
qui te a bsurd that the collective
minds and bodies of these so-
"
I
called intelligen t people called
the facul ty, could have allowed so
many unjus t abuses of students
and fellow peers , to happen. It
makes one wonder how these
people obtained their college
degrees in the firs t place. Being a
smal l out-of-the-way, backwoods
college has one grea t disadvan tage , in that it becomes a •
good safe place for insecure , :
insensitive , badl y' educa ted in- :
dividuals (who need jobs to live, •
as we all do , so they become j
teache rs ) to hide and stagnate .
The wors t par t of this , however , »
is that t hey also , because of the h
par tisan p olitics and petti ness of j
the cam pus sy stem , get the op- ]
por tuni ties t o rise up to p ositions
of semi -imp ortance t o the outside
world and unchecked local
power. The system here is also at «
faul t , bu t it is the people in the
system that allow it to exist , so
the blame ultimatel y is on their '
shoulders.
:
Concerning the present issue ,
between the Black Students
Society (composed of both black
and white students ) and the
Sociology De par t men t , it is,
totally absur d that the fight tcj
improve course ma terial and the
q uali ty of wha t is taugh t in the
classroom should have to be
fought by the students themselves. At any college where the
facul ty is concerned abou t
teaching the truth to students , a
fight like this would be in the
hearts and hands of the entire
facul ty, and not in the hands of
the students .
Jus t what is the reason that a t
B.S.C. a fight over improving
course and classroom materials
is in the hands of the studen ts ? Is
it because the facul ty is not
aware of wha t is going on in the
Sociology Depar tmen t, or is it
because they ap prove of what is
going on ? Is it because faculty
members are worried abou t
losing their jobs if they speak up,
or is it because t hey have an
underl y ing reason for no t
speaking up in t he firs t place ? I t
is ridiculous t ha t anyone who
spends time on campus is not
aware of what is going on , and if
they are aware and concerned
why don 't they seek the truth ,
investi gate the facts , and get
involved? Anyone who uses the
excuse of " not knowing " to cover
up their lack of involvement , is
just a limping "cop-out " ar tist
who undoubtedly has no conscience . It makes you wonder
VOL. IL THE MAROON AND GOLD NO. 34
Bill Teits worth
Editor-in -Chief
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All opinions oxprotsotf by columnists and foaturo writers,
Includin g lottar 'to-tho-odltor , aro not noco ssarily thoto
of tho publicatio n but tfwso of Individuals.
Call Ixt. 123 or Writo 301
Fif th Column
b y Blass
( Some of the names in this
ar t icle have been confused t o
obscure the of fenders... or obscured to offend the confused...or
somethin g)
Ever sit in Union wonde ring
why they won 't turn the record
machine up ? The answer ' s
simple.. .they don 't WANT to turn
it up, unless there 's some thing
playing that the turner-uppers
like .
Ever sit in Union about 11:00 at
nigh t an hour before it closes and
wa t ch your friendl y janitors and
sweepers bear an arsenal of
brooms forward march , whisking
you and your seat , your coffee;
your raisin bar , your date , and
your RingDing away? Ever
wonder why all the songs on the
j ukebox seem to be selected by a
spaced Guy Lombardo freak?
Ever no t ice how the black
(" race ") music keeps getting
turned down? Ever notice how
the black (" race ") music gets
turned up as soon as the bla cks
race to the people in charge and
complain ?
just how many of these inAbout time to complain , isn 't
sensitive indiv iduals get to sleep • it ? No? Try some more. —"Do
at night.
It !" has been banne d from the
I t may be possible that one College Bookstore. Reall y . It was
other reason why so few facu lty on the reading list for conhave spoken up in suppor t of the
temporary social problems .
black studen ts issue , is that
Somebody at the Bookstore IS a
B.S .C . is a hiding place for contemporary social problem .
somethin g other than just second More like a social disease .
class prof essors . An apathe tic Somebody says it's "too radi cal" .
facul ty, in this case , could and
qui te possibly does mean tha t So anybody who wants to rea d
"Do I t!" has to either trek
B.S.C. is a spa wni ng ground and
down town or f i n d something
a hiding place for the festering,
cancerous disease tha t inflicts less radical in the Bookstore
America and the rest of the stoc k , like maybe the new
Reader 's Digest with its comworld , namely Racism.
One possib ly could understand
prehensive report by Ja mes A.
if one or two of the faculty flatly
Michene r on What Real ly Haprefused or did not care enough pened at Kent State , that those
abou t the problem in the
damn kids had the absolute
Sociology Depa rtment to get goddamned gall to step in front of
involved , but how can one un- well-mea ning National Guard
derstand why the overwhelming
bullets...
majority of the faculty is not
—Flash : from Ha rvey A.
involved in the struggle .
inLib rary , this
Ursula
Behaving out of apathy is one
formation ...gone forever from
thing , but being motivated by the
the shelves will be that horrid
desire to harbor prejudice and
inhumanity to men of othe r ra ces book about the littl e innocent girl
trapped in that dark damp caveis totally another. If apathy is the
reason the B.S.C facul ty is not
place with tha t filthy drunken
help ing the Black Student Society half-breed lecher...so ya b e t t e r look somewhere else if any
fight for having the truth taught
in the classroom , the colleg e may
continue to survive and turn out of your advanced English courses
mediocre educators , but if the requires you to rea d "Tom
reason
for
facul ty
non- Sawyer " ...SCOOP : due to a
involvement is support of cretinous bungle of a Harvey A.
prejudice and racism than , Ursula Library typist , Dickens
Bloomsburg Stat e College does will be banished from the rackshow could any DECENT library
not deserve to exist.
carry
a book called "A Sale of
A. Rekniht
Two Titties "?
College
Flash —
—La te
Bookstore officials have jus t
released infor mation regardin g
the removal of "Do I t. " You see,
it was all the idea of Edsel Duck ,
former researc her for " Mas ters
of Concei t ," the best-seller by J.
Edgar Vacuu m Cleaner . Seems
"Do It" was placed on the
reading lists by a pr of named
Dave Benson... however , Dave
Benson is really an alias for a
Communist agent who is really
aliased under the cleverly
disguised name of Dmitri
Blowabuildingupoff , alias
Dietrich
Bonhoeffer , alias
Dagwood Bumstead. ..rumo r has
it that Edsel Duck , not to mention
a sociology department pers on
named Northern Belfast (who
has just lately peti tioned the
candy-vending
companies
campus to outlaw the accessibility of black jellybeans )
would personally like to see D.B.
placed in his own type of best
cellar . Duck 's purported next
move: purging the BS math
department of all those square root-loving profs and kids alike
who have been known to openly
use radical signs .
Too late flash — The bookstore
WILL after all , carry "Do It " .
Probabl y so they won ' t have to
put up with articles like this.
— Perverted Humor — The
band " Granite " will no longer be
allowed to play here , being that
Dea n Atilla Sewing-Machi ne took
one look at their name and
figured Grani te to be "hard
rock " .
Abou t that perverte d rumor :
due t" the vigilance of the Gadfly
staff and Dean Atilla 's Hebrew
secretar y , Miss Mary "Jew "
Wanna (who usually , we 're told ,
DOESN 'T wanna ) , the M&G has
learned of a foul plot to take
Community Activities Fees doled
out for BNE and use t h e m to
pay whatever half-assed , nonrock group that a roomful of two
or thre e "refreBhlng "-type
studen ts sees fit. And you can 't
get no fitter than the Lettermen
and the Brothers Four
(Continued on page tour)
Science In Light
(continued
optical behavior and treatment of
microwaves and visible light.
The lecture, which lasts about
one hour, is profusely illustrated
with demonstrations.
THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE. Shorty Hitchcock pins Davo MeCracken of Miller »ville in th e semi- finals of the 190 pound
class of the State Wrestling Meet at Loc k Haven last weekend.
Hitchcock wont on to defeat George Enos of Slippery Rock, defendin g champion, by a fall in 7:35.
Frat Sponsors Tourney
The schedule of the competition
BSC's Lambda Chi Alpha
is
as follows: 10-12:30 p.m.,
colony is sponsoring a volleyball
morning
session ; 12:30-2:00 p .m.,
tournament on March 20, 1971.
lunch break; and 2:00-?, afInvitations have been sent to all ternoon session.
The Bloomsburg colony is the
twenty Lambda Chi Alpha
first
to attempt a state-wide
chapters in Pennsylvania . A
function
of this sort. The public is
banquet and party for all
cordially
invited to attend at no
brothers is planned to follow the
charge.
tournament.
Cheerleaders Sought
juni or ,
All
Attention !
sophomore, and second semester
fr eshmen girls ! This month a
new varsity cheerlea ding squad
will be selected for the 1971-72
Exercisor
year.You are eligible and invited
to compete. Practices will be
held March 16 and 17 from 3:00
to 5:00 in the small gym. Tryouts
will take place in Old Husky at
6:30 on March 23. For further
information, contact any of the
varsity cheerleaders.
Tuesday, March 16 Montour
Hall is having an explanatory
exercise program on the use of
their new bicycle exercisors. A
resident woman affiliated with a
YWCA will conduct the program.
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Siptroth Plans Ok' d
Following the nominations and handle these items. However , if
sp eeches , on Monday night , they did run short , they could
College Council convened and
Tom Brennan moved that the
Executive Council of College
Council as stipulated under the
CGA constitution be stripped of
all its power making and decision
making authorities. Such power
and decision making abilities will
be delegated to committees that
will be established by College
Council.
The motion is a result of the
Executive Council' s action
several weeks ago which resulted
in the removal of miscellaneous
business from the agenda . Since
that time there has been considerable disapproval . The
motion passed.
Mike Siptroth moved that the '
order of business be suspended so
that Pa rliamentarian , Mark
Foucart could make a point of
order .
Foucart noted that the gavel
must be turned over to some one
when the President is taking part
in discussion . Usually this falls to
the vice-president. But , Mike
Hock , present VP, was absent
due to a studen t teaching
assignment . Therefore , a substitute is needed.
The Presiden t of Council has
the power to appoint
a
replacement. For the meeting ,
Bill Teitsworth , Editor of the
Maroon & Gold and an ex-officio
member of CGA , was appointed
tempor ary rep lacem ent.
Pillagalli indicated a perm anen t
would be' selected by the next
meeting.
The Election Board reported
that they had not completed
revisions on the two remaining
sections of the Election Code but
hoped to have it ready by next
meeting.
Zeta Psi was approved in their
fund raising event . It will be a
carnival, April 26 to May 1 at the
Scott Town Shopping Center. The
fraternity will be working with
King Reed Shows and will split
the profits .
The Biology Club 's request for
a fund raising proposal of selling
"Clackers " was defeated. The
objection was to the safety of the
item.
The Husky Baseball Team
re queste d $1,000 from the
Bookstore Fund for a pitching
mach ine , a tarp, for the field , and
some ot her eq uip men t . Dean
Norton felt that their 1970-71
budget of nearly $5,000 could
return to CGA and request additional funds .
Bob Medford moved to table
the motion until a representative
from the baseba ll tea m shows up.
The motion passed .
It was moved that College
Council allocate $500 from the
Bookstore Funds to sponsor a
lecture by the Harrisburg Six on
March 18. Discussion showed tha t
$1,750 had been allocated for a
Chicago Seven lecture last year.
It was hoped that these monies
could be used for the March 18th
lecture .
The final approved motion
stated that College Council
establish a committee to handle
the arrangements. Mr. Creasy,
Chairman of the Chicago Seven
Lecture Committe e, will be
contacted to see if those funds are
still available . If not , the five
hundred dollars will be used.
Mike Siptroth moved that five
hundred dollars be allocated to
the sophomore class for a project
to bring school children (grades
5-7) from inner-city Philadelphia
to spend a day on campus. It is
planned that thirty will attend ,
with the lodging and meals to be
covered by Bookstore monies. If
these funds are not used, the
remainder will be returned. The
motion passed.
Siptroth also outlined plans for
a drug abuse program at BSC on
March 22. Produced by the
Department of Health , the
program will include speakers ,
former drug addicts , and a
movie.
A motion for adjournment did
not pass and the Council moved
into a committee of the whole to
consider
the
matter
of
miscellaneous business on the
agenda. After a peri od of
discussion the meeting was
adjourned due to the lack of a
quorum .
Certain students earlier in the
year went through the entire
sch ed ule chan ge p r oce d ure
without returning the schedule
change form. Those who have not
should do so immediatel y.
Students may withdraw from a
course with a "W" regard less of
grade until March 26. Forms may
be obtained in the Registrar 's
Office .
Ha rris burg Six
by Lee Erdm an
T wo de f endan ts in t he
Harrisburg Six conspiracy tr ial
are scheduled t o a pp ear in
Carver Auditorium on Thursday,
March 19 at 8:00 p.m. Joseph
Wendero th and Neil McLa ughlin,
rel ieved of their pas t ora l du ti es a
year ago for anti-war involement ,
have continued t heir work among
Blacks in the Baltimor e ghetto
alongside their non-violent antiwar activ ities. Both feel their
religiou s and moral beliefs
compel them t o opp ose the war
in Vie t Nam.
The six alleged conspirator s
name d by the FBI are Daniel and
Phili p Berrigan , both serving
pri son terms for nap alming dr aft
recor ds in 1968 at Catonsvill e,
J osep h
Wenderoth ,
Neil
McLaughli n, Eqbal Ahmad and
Anthon y Scoblick . There are also
aeven "co-conspirator s" named
in theplot , two of them librarians
at Bucknell Universi ty.
The indictment , giving only the
bare bones of the governmen t
caie according
to Time
ma gaz i ne , sta tes tha t those
charge d were members of the
East Coast Conspiracy to Save
Lives; planning on Washington 's
birthday, 1971 to blow up heat'ing systems in five undergro und sites and to kidna p Presidential
Advisor
Henr y
Kissinger.
Daniel
and Philip Berrig an both flatly
deny the charges. Wenderoth and
McLaughlin in their February 28
appearance at Bucknell both also
denied the government charges.
The government case sites 22
separate overt acts of conspiracy
against the alleged conspirators ,
substantiating their claim with
evidence procured through wire
tapping , mail opening and informants.
The case as now bein g
presented not only will probably
set the tone for future handlin g of
war resistors , but alto as a test
for the constitutionality of the
FBI action take n agains t
resistors. There will be no admittance charge and all are
cordially invited to attend.
Briefs
Revised lists of advisors for
mathematics majors may be
found on the basement bulletin
boa rd of Hartline Science Center
or in Mrs . Reard in's office, also
in Hartline Science Center.
Tryouts for the final Bloomsburg Players ' pro duction for the
1970-7 1 season , The Time of Your
Life a comedy in five acts by
William Saroyan , will be held in
Haas Cent er for the Arts on
March 22 and 23 at 7:15 p.m. The
cast requires eighteen men and
eight women.
Seniors graduating in '71
Yearbook portraits will be taken
Marc h 15, 16, and 17. Sign-up
sheets are in the Obiter office
(R oom 231, Second Floor , Waller
Hall .)
The pledges of Theta Tau
Omega were treated by the
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Sisters at Papa 's on a Surprise
Night. They were also given a
spaghetti supper last Friday .
Afterwards the pledges entertained the Sisters with a skit
and songs.
The Siste rs of Theta Tau
Omega are proud to announce the
engagement of one of the Sisters ,
Cathy Newhard , to Rich RuSsell ,
a senior at Delaware Valley.
The pledges are now busy
working on their pledge project.
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Petitions for Student-Faculty
Senate will continue to be accepted until March 22. They are
available in the Office of Student
Activities of the IFC Office.
At the eighth meeting of the
AWS on Tuesday at 3:30 p.m. the
members voted to include in the
minutes congratulations to Janet
Boyanoski for being the first
w oman to run for the office of
CGA President .
Scranto n Repor t
Excerpts from the study of
campus unrest by the new
famous Scranton Commission
were issued to the BSC facu lty by
the AAUP. The M&G feels tha
recommendations
of T h e
Scranton Report are of interest to
all Americans .
Among the recommenda tions
made by The Report are those for
government , for the President ,
for law * Enforcement , for the
University , and for students.
Following are highlights of one
recommendati on :
"We advance our recommendations not as cure-alls , but
as rati onal and responsive steps
that should be taken. We summarize here our major recom mendations ,, addressed to those
who have the power to carry
them out."
FOR STUDENTS
Students must accept the
responsibility of presenting their
ideas in a reasonable and persuasive manner. They must
recognize that they are citizens of
a nation which was founded on
tolerance and diversi ty, and they
must
become
more
understanding of those with whom
they differ.
Students must pro tec t the right
of all speakers to be heard even
when they disagree with the point
of view expressed. Heckling
speakers is not only bad manners
but is inimical to all the values
that a university stands for.
Students must face the fact that
giving moral support to those
who are planning violent action is
morall y despicable.
Students should be reminded
that language that offends will
seldom persuade. Their words
have sometimes been as offensive to many Americans as
the words some public officials
have been to them.
^
Stude nts should not expect
their own views, even if held wit h
intensity ,
mora l
great
automa tically and immedia tely
to determine national policy. The
to
rhetorica l commitment
students
must
be
democracy by
matched by an awa reness of the
central role of majority rule in a
democra tic society , and by an
equal commitment to techni ques
of persuasi on with the political
process.
The Commission has been
impressed and moved by the
idealism and commitment of
America n youth . But this extraor dinary commitment bongs
with it extraordinary obligations :
to learn from our nation 's past
experience , to recognize the
humanity of those with whom
they disagree , and to maintain
their respect for the ru le of law.
The fight for change and justice
is the good fight; to drop out or
strike out at the first sign of
failure is to insure that change
will never come.
This Commission is only too
aware of America 's shortcomings . Yet we are a 1 s o a
nation of enduring strength.
Millions of Americans —
generations past and present —
have given their vision, their •
energy , and their patien t labor to
make us a more just nation and a
more humane people. We who
seek to change Americ a today
build on their accomplishments
and e n j o y the freedoms they
won for us. It is a considerable
inheri tance ; we must not
squander or destroy it.
FJve representat ives of the
United Nations will participate in a panel disc ussion
concerning
various
U.N.
problems to night in Haas
Center at 8:00 p.m. The pub .
lie is inv ited.
5th Colu mn
The Dean of Studen t' s Office
will be accepting applications for
the position of Resident Adviser
in the Men 's R esid ence H alls f or
^Continue d from page two)
t he summ er sessions and nex t
year. There will be a general
Another hot flash — Combined their ejaculations of "Dream
meeting in Carver on March 18, forces of Edsel Duck and Dean Lover " and "The Impossible
1971 at 10:00 p.m. for all in- Attilla have zilched the for- Drea m" (the last about an illicit
ter ested studen ts. Applica tions thc oming concert by the Brothers affair with Tricia Nixon).
will be available at that time.
Four. This unprecedented move
6) Think Lettermen. Think
wa s made when it was learn ed
that the Brothers Four are in Letter. Soon as you thin k Letter ,
actuality Tommy and Dick you think ABCs. Soon as you
Smothers and Philip and Daniel think ABC, you think Jackson
(cont inued from page, ont )
Berrigan.
Five. This , however , does not
i
ndica te tha t the Lett ermen are
"
Officers
more than just BNE.
hot
flash
—
OverYet
another
the
Jackson Five. However , there
ng
t
he
mus t work t ogether , serv i
the
Lettermen
may
not
30
or
not
,
entire studen t bod y t o their
fullest capacit y. " Of f icers ," he be what they seem. So says Edsel is a firm possibility that they are
Duck , who has j us t quacked the
sa id , "mus t have a will ingness to ano
FATHERS of the Jack son
ther case. His instances , for
work with the admin istrato rs and
F
ive.
W hich means there was a
instance :
not f or them. "
whitey
in
th e woodpile
J ane Elmes , seeking the VP
somewhere
.
W
h ich means
1) The Lettermen may be sex
position on the Uni ted Studen t
N
or
t
hern
Bel
f
as
t
will hold a
Party ticket , emp hasized the perver ts, possibly wit h animals , meetin g abou t it nex t week .
need for communica t ion. She most likely sheep. Songs to inSo, unless somebod y does
said commu nication is un- d ica t e this theor y are : "Can 't
Ewe
"
Of
Take
My
Eyes
Off
,
something
quick , unless people
ders tand ing one ano t her and is
and
others.
"Baby
It'
,"
s
Ewe
ge
t
righ
t
angry
and wri te angry
more important than govern- (
There
is
some
speculation
that
and
aren
't
content
to be lef t
ment. It would be her prime
tt
en
af
t
"Hurt
So
Bad"
was
wri
er
angr
y,
all
sor
t
s
of
p
aranoic
thing s
endeavor , if elected , "t o open , to
occurences.
)
these
instill and t o bet ter establish
will ha ppen. Despit e all 6 of
communica tion. "
2) The Lettermen may be sex Duck' s theori es, the Le tt ermen
Sharin g the USP ticket with perver ts, p ossibly wit h animals are prob ably viewed even now
Sipt ro th and Jane Elmes are Jim very likel y arc tic types. Hence, more desirable than rock groupas
s,
Nallo for Treasu rer , and Richard t heir version of "S ealed With A least to Dean Atilla and others.
Scott for Parlia mentarian . K iss. "
About time to complain, isn't
Others nomina ted for CGA ofit?
f ices were Mar y Ellen Zukas ,
3) The
Lettermen
are
Recordin g Secretary ; Linda associated with the Weatherm en.
( And meanwhile , the great
Zy la , Corres ponding Secretary ; Hence the Inclusion of the song purge rages on. Commie longand Kirk Zurn and Victor "Skip " "Windy. "
hairs , Commie rock groups , nonWills for Treasurer.
C ommie longhairs and roc k
4) The Lettermen are known groups, "radicals ," all are being
Class officers nomina ted were
Sr. Class President -Jacqueline revolu tionary bomb-throwers , as
Feddock ; Jr. Class President- indicated by their renditions of weeded out from BS campus.
Steve Hartman and Doug Me- "Light My Fire " and "Smoke And , says Mr. Duck , "I won't rest
in my finding these people until
Clintock ; Junior Class Vice Gets In Your Eyes."
5)
President-Tim Hartman ; and
Their albums con tain Bloomsb urg Sta te College is
Sophomore Class Secretary-Jane
references
to
nocturnal turne d inside out .")
Sure hope it don't rain .
Zagorski.
emissions. S o n g s cited are
Sexes Bid
Media of