ARB Dismisses 143

Scott Peterman,Mr. Stine,Mr. Frohman,and Tom Ser iani plot
their strategy for the Debate Tourney.

BSC Hos ts
Debat e Tourn ey
On Friday, February 5 and
Saturday, February 6, BSC's
Forensic Society hosted the Inr
terstate 80 James J. O'Toole
Memorial Educational Debate
Tournament. Named in honor of
the late James J. O'Toole , a
former member of the BSC
Speech Departm ent and deba te
coach , t h e t ournamen t was
originated as the Interstate 80
Educational Debate Tournamen t
by Mr. O'Toole last year.
Invitations were extended to
192 colleges and universities with
participants coming from West
Virginia , Mar yland , New York ,
and Penns ylvan ia. The deba t es
f or t he t wo da y session were held
i n the Bakeless Cen ter for the
Hum anities .
The t ournamen t consisted of
two levels of debate—varie ty and
novice. Varsi ty deba t ers are
those st uden ts who have been

college debaters for at least one
year . Novice deba ters are college
students in their first year of
collegiate deba ting. Each deba te
team competed six rounds of
switch-side deba ting. Switch-side
means that in one round the
debaters were Affirmative —for
the resolve : "That the feder al
government should adopt a
p ro gr am of compulsor y wage and
price contro ls. " In the following
roun d , t he deba t ers were opposed
to the resolve—the Negative
team .
The Tournamen t conclu ded at
5 :30 p.m. on Saturda y with an
Awards Banque t in Scranto n
Commons . Ha rry Stine , BSC's
deba t e coach , was assist ed in t he
tournament by Eric Frohman ,
t he
who
helped
w it h
arran gemen t s , and R icha rd
Alder f er , who served as a j udge
for Che tourname nt.

Educational Lobbying

Penns ylvani a college students
have launch ed a special campa ig n t o organize t heir own
st a t ew i de lobby t o work with the
State government and the
Legislature on matters of higher
educa tion .
Student leaders from every
college , un ivers ity and j unior
college i n t he Stat e have been
invited
to
attend
an
organiza ti onal convocation
March 5,6, and 7 at the Pennsylvania State Univer sity .
Or ganizers of t he convocation
also hope to have Gov . Milto n , J.
Shapp or one of his represent atives , and key members of the
Pennsylvania Legislature as
guest speakers .
"The idea of the lobby is to

form a grou p t ha t can convey the
true sen timen ts and ideas of

college students in Pennsy lvania ," says James R. Ant oniono , of State College ,
p res i den t of t he Undergradua t e
Student Government at Penn
State , and one of the originators
of the concept.
Wor king in conjunction with his
coun terpart
at
Temple
University , Tom Mooney , Antoniono has outlined major areas
of concern which will be
discussed at the convocation .
They include the State 's master
plan for higher educa tion and
Governor Sha pp 's position on it ;
lobbying techni ques and the
(conttnutd on pagt tight )

One hundred
forty-three studied , and 26 were granted
Bloomsburg State College stu- readmission and permitted to
dents were dismissed at the end register for the second semester .
According to Dean Hoch , most
of the first semeste r for
academic reasons , according to of these students were granted
Dr. Joh n A. Hoch , Vice President another opportunity to prov e
their academic ability because of
and Dean of the Faculties .
Dr. Hoch , who served as the late changes of grades reported
chairman of the recently ap- by . faculty who reported
pointed Academic Review Board , mathematical errors in comsaid that about sixty of the puting final grades. Grades of
students were first year students "Incomp lete " that were made up
and nearly an equal amount were during the semester brea k acin their second year of studies . counted for the remain ing
The Aca demic Review Board reinstatements.
The percenta ge of student
(ARB ) deliberated for days
dismissals
is slightly over the 3Vfe
between semesters and reviewed
per
cent
of
the full time unin detail the transcripts and
records of students who failed to
meet the standards for retention .
These rules appear on pages 10
and 11 of the 1970-71 PILOT .
Under
the
heading
of
"Academic
Prob ation and
Dismissal , " the requirements
state the following :
"A.
Regularl y Enrolled
Students
"1. A student will be placed on
academic probation if his quality
point avera ge falls below 2.0 at
the end of any grading period.
"2. A firsf semester student
may be required to withdraw
from college if his quality point
average falls below 1.25.
"3. A student normally will be
required to withdraw from
college if he does not achieve a
cumulative quality point average
of 1.75 or better prior to the
beginning of his th ird semester of
attendance . If he has not
achieved a cumulative quality
point average of 2.0 or better
prior to the beginning of his fifth
semester of attendance , he may
be dismissed.
"B. Transfer Students
"A studen t who is accepted for
enrollment
with advanced
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standing may be required to
withdraw from college if he har
not achieved a quality poin I
average of 2.0 at the end of twc '
semesters of attendan ce."
Letters of dismissal were
mailed to 169 students advising
them of their cumulative quality
point standing at the end of the
Three series of Artists in
f i r s t semester and of their
Res
idence will be f eat ured a t t he
right to submit appeals in writing
February
Artists and Lectu re
to the committee. One hundred ¦
beg
inning the week of
Series
,
ten st uden ts t ook advan tage of
1971. This "Festival
February
15,
this opportunity to request a
"
w
i ll be a com bina ti on
of
the
Arts
rev i ew of th ei r academ i c
,
dance
, and sculpt ure
of
music
records. Of this group students '
give a formal
where
t
he
ar
ti
s
t
s
le tt ers and files were a ga in
concer t or lect ure. In addi ti on ,
they w i ll visi t classes , give
demonstrations , and en ga ge in
i nf ormal d iscussions.
Jose ph
Lutenist-Gui tarist
Bacon will open t he week wi t h an
Please note : All May graduates even in g p resen ta ti on i n t he Haas
must pay the $5 class dues . A Center for the Arts at 8:15p.m. on
check or money order payable to Monda y, Februar y 15, 1971. Mr.
the Class of 1971 can be sent to Bacon , called "one of the out Box 290.
standin g guitarists performing
The officers of the senior class today, " has studied with Adre
' are asking an yone in terested in Segovia and Julian Bream.
serving on t he P rom Commi tt ee
Hi s p rogram will include
to contact them at Box 290. Last rena i ssance , barogue , and
year t h e r e was no supp or t for classical works in addition to
t he J unior Prom and it was roman tic and modern ma t erial
cancelled . We hope that this will and the guitar music of Spain.
not be necessary this year. From the Golden Age of the Lute ,
However , we must stress mat tne he will perform rarely heard
prom is much too difficult a task pieces in authenic style .
to be performed by the officers of
The following afternoon at 4:00
the class alone . A senior ball p.m . Mr. Bacon will present a
costs approximately $3000 and lecture demonstration in the
this large expenditure is too Haas Arts Center. This will be
important to be decided by four open free to the public.

dergraduate enrollment of nearly
4,000 students in the fal l
semester . Although the number
appears to be unusually huge , the
percentage is nearly equal to the
average of dismissals that the
college has experienced at the
end of the first semester in the
past several years.
Last week the ARB met with a
special committee of college
Council , appointed by Pres. Mike
Pilligalli , to seek information
regard ing the dismissals. The .
College Council appointed
committee was also to look into
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Music, Dance , Sculpture
For 71 Arts Festival

May Gra d s

officers .

The great American dancer ,

Erick Hawkins , and his dance
company will start a two day visit
on Tuesda y . A special feat ure of
h is p ro gram w i ll be Luc ia
Dugloszesk i , a foremos t composer , a ppear in g as the mus ical
conduc tor.
On the first day, Mr. Hawkin s'
company will give a Master
Dance class at 3:00 p.m. in Haas
Center. That night at 8:15 p.m.
Mr.
Hawkins
and
Miss
Dug loszewski will give a join t
lecture-demonstr ation on modern
dance ' an d modern music.
W ednesda y af t ernoon
a
com p an y rehearsal can be
watched by intere sted students
and public at 3:00 p.m. These
events will be wi t hout charge t o
the public. Thursda y evening at
8:15 p.m. the dance company of
seven and four musi cians will
give a program of modern dance
with modern music . Tickets are
required but the prog ram is open
to the public.
Another two-day event begins
on Thursday when sculptor
Ar turo Bassals will present
lectures and demonstrations on
techni ques an d materials of
welded sculpture.
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To the editor :
I have been a stu dent of t h is
college, off and on , since 1966,
an d d ur i ng t ha t t i me I h ave seen
many changes taking place —
changes not on l y in the physi cal
si ze an d l ayout , but in adm i n i st rat i ve p roce d ures an d
general overa ll at tit u de. I was
here in the days of Dean Riegel ,
of Lyle Slack , of Maxwel l
Primack , of SURGE. I saw the
birth of the Gadfly and the
Gladfly , and other flies in the
t rustees ' soup. And through it all ,
I h ave not i ced a t ren d ,
sometimes insidious, someti mes
blatant , but al ways fr igh ten i ng
For .me , it began when the
General Psychology course was
changed in format from one
l ect ure an d t wo classes, t o two
lect ures an d one class, t o t h ree
lect ures. I t continued wi th t h e
passing of the dress-up dinner
in to obliv ion. But the biggest
boost of all was the installation of
the mach ine wi th th e gruesomely
app rop ria t e name of SPE CTRE ,
sorry , SPECTR A . How beau
tifully conven ien t, thoug h t th e
t rus t ees , everything, will be
aut oma t ed . Wha t a t remendous
workload will be lifted off our
shoulders. The studen ts? But of
course they will approv e — not
that we need their approval for
anything — after all , the comThere is a st u den t organization reps. These guys are j ust puter is for THEIR
benefit.
moblizing on the BSC campus. megaphones
, ju st structurally
Yes,
the
computer
is for the
Conveniently this group goes by important The real stuff is the
benefit
of
Joe
Struggler
, trying to
the name of Student Moblization meat we all grind out to them. keep his nose above
C-level.
Well ,
Organization . A potential plan of Hear the committee persons out ,
theirs is to pull the M & G by the let them know what we think of folks, he didn 't quite make it last
roots , down into the ground- BSC (no broa d generalizations, semest er , and now he is on his
bl ossom , stem and leaves. Ad- please ) and fill some space on a wa y across th e ocean bl ue , if he
h asn 't committed suicide in the
visable, then , i t seems to write petition .
about them quick before this
The bag 's f ull of goodies f or us meant i me. The noti ce must have
literary- vehicle is not . Anyway. all—grievance committee, legal been a v iol ent shock to h i m , si nce
Petiti ons and polls are their comm i ttee w i th i nside out he had no reason to believe that
excuse for existence concern the knowledge of the Joint Statement the PRACTICED policy of the
hoops on their rain barrel . And (which is quite
an
ac- college had suddenly been
the 'their ' in the preceding com plishmen t consid ering i t was changed . He still thought that he
sen tence shoul d rea l ly be an adopted by BSC outside in) and had a probationary term to pull
'our '. Th is SMO is everyone or i t ran dom p oll i ng of down towners himself out of trouble . Ah , yes,
j ust can 't be. In the happily ever and commuters.
but the mighty machine has
af ter a representative will serve
See, SM O is not a f ist full of decided, f or Joe 's own good , you
on CGA in advisory capacity , long hairs . It' s every body ! You
presen ti ng that recognized group are every body and you might not see, t h at h i s BSC career is over.
with words from the campus have hair, (check and see.)
Do I hear an indignant propeoples—not just presumedideas
"A
student
initiated test? "But we published this
bu t ac t ual shi t backed by f igures organization because students change i n the Pi lot ," they cry ,
f eel a need" as one SMO push er
and paper work.
to the quick . That
The Organization is you who put it. It' s onl y going t o last as hurt
was
right
wh i te o f you ,
are rea ding this—should be long as we l et i t. And we 're only hnv«:
to
ciye
wide
anyway. Two general chairmen going to last as long. And maybe publicity to an itemsuch
of vital im(M & F) reach out to dorm even BSC.
portance to many students . No
cha irmen w h o reach out to floor
dor announcements i n class, no letter
in mailboxes, no article in the
M&G or even the "Today ". And I
GOLD
NO.
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hope you will not answer that
VOL. IL THE MAROON AND
every body should read the Pilot
and that those who don 't, don 't
deserve to know about it. That is
Bill Te its wort h
like saying that everybody should
stop smoking, so those who don 't ,
Editor -in-Chief
don 't deserve to know about the
B j uiness Man»g0r
dor R«mnn
positive correlation between
smoking and lung cancer.
Managing Editor
Tom Funk
The trend is nearing its
Nows Edito r
$»rr> Trapane
ultimate destiny . Man will truly
Co-Feature Editor s
Jim Sachett i
become a slave to the machines
of
his own creation . This sounds
Terry Blast
like
science fict ion , but I have
Sports Editor
Jack Hoffman
nightmares about how close we
Copy Editor
Linda Ennis
are to that happening. We are in
Co-Circulation Mgr s .
the grip of the SPECTRE.
Pat Heller
206-32-0515
Carold Kishbau gh
(Carl Nauroth )

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Photo Editor
Art Edito r
Advi sor

Mark Foueart
John Sturgin
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Hickey,
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Michener ,
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of the publication but th ose of individuals ,
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To whom it may concern ,
I am against computer
scheduling for a number of
reasons. The major one is —
computers don 't take the
H U M A N FACTOR into consideration . For example , does the
computer recognize that a
student might have a personality
conflict with a professor? A
student is better equipped to
know what courses he feels are
relevant to his field , what times
could be best suited to him , what
profs he can learn more from ,
etc . IF HE MAKES MISTAKES ,
AT LEAST THEY 'RE HIS OWN .
Even when we went into the

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previous advanced scheduling, if
we didn 't have the opportunity to
register the times and courses we
h a d prev i ous ly p lanned on
ta king, we ourselves picked * the
alternatives.
People in the admin istrat ion of
this "college " seem io ignore the
fact that Bloomsburg has onlj
4.000, NOT 40.000. We 're not sc
l arg e y et th at we cannot sti ll
b enefi t f rom th e advantages of
small numbers — namely,
personal scheduling.
I would like to see authentic
p ercentages of stu d ents who
"benefited" from this supposedly
"advan tageous " system.
Sincerely,
Kat hi e Flanagan

Si r ,
On Wednesday, January 27, I
stood in line at the Registrar
Office for fiv e and one-half hours
in order to get my drop-add sheet
approv ed . I feel that no further
explanat i on is needed to describ e
my opinion of the scheduling
p rocedure. 'In other words, IT
STINKS !
Sincerely,
Kathleen Hay

Dear

Dear Mr. Savka ,
In reply t o the art icle i n
February 3rd' s Maroon & Gold ,

we the girls of Fifth floor
Columbia would like to inform
you that it is not as difficult to
find a chick at Bloomsburg as you
ma k e it seem. Th ere are l i terally
hundreds of us who, a f ter reading
your ar ti cle , especially the last
line , felt insulted and underestimated . Surely you must
b e looki ng i n the wrong p laces !
But of course y ou were display ing
your superficial male ego by not
looking on our side of the fence.
You don 't seem to realize that it
is equally f rustra ti ng to us wh en
t h e qual i ty of gu y s at BSC runs as
follows :
The guy w h o lets out wi th a lou d
belch a f ter a meal an d then roars
about it. . .the fellow whose only
love is a pigskin in his palm. . .the
one w h o w i l l allow a swi nging
door to smack a bookladen co-ed
in the face . . .the one who makes
a ha bi t of com in g to classes
looking like he j ust crawled out oJE
bed and then proceeds to fall

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asleep. . .the one who prefers
staggering around Elwell with a
bottle under his shirt on
weekends. . .the guy you have to
wrestle with off the mat. . .the

guy who takes you for gran ted

until 5:30 Friday night. . .the
fellow who feels he has to write
letters about the Bloomsburg coeds instead of doing someth ing
about it.
And the list could go on and on.
If an y of these characteristics
apply to you , don 't complain
wh en you can 't f ind the chicks,
because we 're in h id ing !
The Frustrated Chi cks
of 5th floor Columbia
Dear Paul,
In answer to your "Chick
Check" we would like to ma ke a
few comments.
You sa y th at i t is im possible to
f ind a "decent chick" here at
Bloomsburg. Well, I'll tell you
why — all of us decent chicks
spend our time hibernat ing in our
rooms. Why ? Because we don't
care to be ex posed to the "jocks"
that inha bit the campus.
Wh at chick wants a gu y who :
1) slams the door in her face?
2) says nasty remarks to her
when she i s stan ding in line f or
meals?
3) throws food at her in the
Commons ?
4) wears pants he grew out of in
10th grade, with bright socks?
5) wears his hip red , white and
bl ue pants wi th a gray and brown
check ed spor t s coat ?
6) is so horny he expects her to
go t o bed w i th h im on the f irst
date?
7) comes to a dance so drunk he
can hardly stand up, and reek s
his breath on her?
8) has axle grease hair and a
face livid with blemishes?
9) is so involved in the world of
Bloomsburg he doesn 't know
what's going on i n the rest of the
world ?
and f inall y,
10) is on an ego trip where no
one else exists but him?
Maybe after reading this some
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REALITY *<2

Somebod y once said , "A man 's
home is his castle. " I don 't know
the person 's identity , nor is it
particularly important. What is
important is the principle which
he stated . The authority a man

possesses within and expresses
over his home is one of the most
basic of human rights . It is
respected and protected by the
American system of government.
One 's residence is the only place
where a man can be completely
free to express himself. He
decides what kind of decor will be
used , who will be admitted into
the h ouse , and what will take
p lace within its walls. A home is a
human right , not a service
provided and controlled by the
society .
Some institutions do not
operate under American ideals,
noticably some colleges. Students
at BSC might find it difficul t to
relate to this problem because
their lives are "guided " by the
most democratic of principles .
But it is very important to be
aware of the conditions under
which others must survive.
Let us examine the case history
of one non-fictional college for
specific examples of undemoc ratic
and
inhuman
regulation of studen t life. The
Wellel Hall manual begins

someth i ng l i ke this : A college

residence hall should be viewed
as a social setting which offers
opportunities for learning and
practicing the "art of living with
others ". It is also an extension of
the formal classroom — a place
for the informal exchange of
intellectual ideas and opinions
and , for discussion and exploration of topics of personal
and group interests ; it is a place
for quiet study, thoughtful
reading , leisure time recreation ,
rest and sleep . IN SHORT, THE

RESIDENCE HALL IS A PLACE
TO LIVE , LEARN , AND

DEVELOP.—Now all of that
sounds like a pretty flood idea .
Here are some of the things
which th at college 's administration
are
believes

necessary to preserve
PR OPER atmosphere :

the

1) The Dean of men 's staff
reserves the right to enter a
student' s room at any time.
2) Reservations must be made
24 hours in advance and a fee of
$1.50 paid for an overnight guest.
There is a $5.00 penalty if this
rule is disobeyed .
3) All freshmen must live in the
residence hall.
4) The student's roommate is
assigned .
5) Room changes are permitted
only after consulting with the
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-Ameri ca -

Love It or Leave It

by Sometimes John (S.A.B.)
Sitting on Long Porch , John
and Terry lethargicall y enjoyed
the humid spring weather. They
expressed a genuine relief over
the passing winter. Spring was
dozing in the grass, playing
Dylan with the volume all the
way up, drifting with the clouds,
and the final round-up of the
semester .
The sky was a cloudy,
mysterious gray as if it was
capable of a sinister purpose.
Looking up at the sky, Terry said,
"Something's going on , and I
don't know what it is." As John
looked up. he saw a cardboardtinted U.F.O. Appearing to be a
submarine with a propeller , it
seemed1 to be directly over
Elwell . Terry bumped John 's
elbow, and pointed in the other
direction . Into the picture came
another flying object — a lead
colored zeppelin. John thought
that he was watching one of those
Jules Verne films.
Suddenly , the submarine shot a
hazel ray into the zeppelin; it
exploded into bright orange
sparks. Terry smiled and said,
"Maybe it's the end of the
world ." John noticed that black
dots seemed to be railing from the
submarine ; they were military
people parachuting down to
B.S.C.
Meanwhile, a small crowd had
gathered along Long Porch. Bob
Edwards and the Friendly Gurus,
the local evangelists, began to hit
their tambourines and shouted ,
"Hare Krishna ! Hare Krishna!"
With all religious sincerity ,
Laura , one of the parachuters,
began to speak. Like a wind-up
dol , she said , "Christ is the God
of this country, and those who
think otherwise are Communists!" Bob , who always
carried his Colt 45, shot her in the
ribs. John and Terry grabbed the
gun from Bob 's hand and said ,
"You religious fanatics are all
the same. Leave her alone!"
Instantl y fa charcoal truck pulled
up and took the three guys for a
ride. The black-masked soldiers
had put blind-folds on their eyes
and stuffed cotton into their ears.
They were unknowingly transported to a military complex
somewhere in the woods outside
of Berwick.
Upon their arrival , they were
put into a small jailhouse adpining the courthouse where
they were going to stand trial.
Bob was taken first. About an
hour later , John and Terry heard
some gun shots. Terry and John
turned into ice creams of a purple

haze flavor and melted . Bob was
killed.
The masked marauders came
for Terry next . Of course, since
Terry was slightly unwilling to go
he kicked , scratched , bit , and
punched. However , his judo
display proved to no avail , and he
was carried to the courthouse.
John waited for an hour
thinking about Terry , Socrates.
Jesus, and Angela Davis. Suddenly, John's thought process
was interruDted as the executors
came to take him to the courtoffered
no
house. John
resistance, feeling the situation
to be a cat and mouse game.
John walked into the courthouse; it was full of pews and
looked like a Victorian church.
Passing the last aisle, he joined
Terry at the defendants' table.
Looking at his honor and the jury,
John noticed that they were all
the military. His honour was a
general, and the jury consisted of
both sexes of the Air Force. Terrv
pointed to the back of the courthouse and there sat Laura .
His honour , looking like an
evangelist prune, called John to
the stand. Swearing on a transcript of the Chicago 8 trial , John
felt uncomfortable. There was no
prosecuting lawyer but his
pruneship asked the questions.
His Honour : Of what religion
are you'.'
John : I am of that religion
which is most individualistic and
social at the same time. Love is
my religion .
. Jury : Heresy ! Heresy !
His Honour : Is not your
religion that of obligation to this
country and Christ?
John : The two do not correlate.
Besides, God is one's individual
pain.
Terry : (clapping) Right on!
His Honour : Shut-up you there !
Do you not believe that man is
basically evil , and therefore war
is a necessity?
John : No, I believe that man is
good and evil . Reason and love
are the means by which man can
control evil .
Terry : Besides, war is not
a part of progress. Peace ,
freedom , equality , and universal
education are our goals.
Jury : Communists ! They will
destroy our great system.
His Honour : Order in the court!
What are you try ing to do indoctrinate the youth of this
nation ?
John : The youth of this nation
are already indoctrinated. We

Resident Advisor and the Dean of
Men and then only under extenuating circumstances.
«) nesident Advisors are interviewed , selected , and trained
by the Dean of Men 's staff.
7) Notices posted on a bulletin
board should be cleared through
a mem ber of the Dean of Men 's
staff .
8) Female visitors are permitted only in the main lobbylounge an d i n t h e basement
recreation room ( use back entrance ) except during scheduled
visitation of Open House hours.
( Students are requested to check
their student handbooks for
v isitation and Open House Policy .
No such policy is to be found.)
female
governing
Rules
residence halls are similar except for the various restrictions
added to control the actual
comings and goings of the women
students.
These regulati ons must seem
stran ge and almost unbelievable
to the students of a democra tic

Recently in the Maroon and
Gold there appeared an article
entitled , "Chick Check" which
stated , "at Bloomsburg. . .the
'frustrating tack' is. . .finding a
chick (period)." It would seem
.that the author has either had
very bad luck , and this is his
manner of reciprocation, or that
he has very poor eyesight. The
women of BSC, however, (yes,
Mr. Savka, there are women ) do
not contend that there aren't any
men on campus (there must be
something living in North and
Elwell Halls) , only that they are
very difficult to find. Coaxing the
men a w a y from the allures of
their dorms is a difficult task,
indeed , but necessity is the
mother of invention, so the
imaginations of the coeds have to
work overtime.
1) Getting to Them in Class —
Upon seeing one of those
chestless
creatures
with
moderately short hair and pants
on (although you can never really
be certain. . .) the female of the
species attempts to make conversation . After several stillborn
attempts, such as, "What's your
name'" "What's your major ", or
"What are you doing here," the
female abandons that method.
After all , how much encouragement is there in a
mumbled answer and a fearful
glance ? Later , driven by
desperation, the female makes
another attempt, this one softened by the gentle reassurance,
"But I don 't bite."
2) Seeking Them Out in the
Union — Since there always
seems to be a masculine kind of
creature enjoying; himself at the
pool tables, the female makes a
point of trying to be in the area .
Blissfully unaware of the approaching female, the Derson in
question continues his game.
Upon the actual approach ,
however, the poor defenseless
male has aStendency to blanch ,
cry out , and run in the opposite
direction . This type of reaction
tends to discourage the pursuing
female.
3) At a Dance — Aha ! Finally
they come voluntarily ! Or so one
would be led to believe. Contrary
to logic , the males in question
show a marked preference for
sitting on the sidelines listening

to the music. Driven to madness,
the poor female sidles up to an
interesting-looking male (when
the variety is small, you take the
lesser of several evils ) and attempts to interest said male in
dancing (things must be drastic
when the female is forced to
make the advances). The male
then looks at the female like she's
speaking in a foreign' language,
which leads one to the conclusion
that the males of BSC haven't
had too much experience in
dancing. Watching an attempt
verifies it. The abortive sight of a
brave BSC male breaking from
the bonds of motherhood and
betraying that age-old warning of
sneaking to strangers (and
dancing, no less!) would bring
Fred .Astaire to tears. The
majority of the females resign
themselves to dancing with their
girl friends. Except for slow
dances. When a courageous male
brings himself to the point where
he decides to show his interest by
asking a girl to dance, the only
question he may ask is who
should lead.
4) In the Commons — When a
young lady takes a daring
measure and (backed up by a few
friends) decides to sit at a table
occupied by a male or two (yes ,
guys, girls really do eat ) the male
has a tendency to cringe visibly,
pull his tray as far back as
possible, and stare openly. When
the girl asks for the salt, the male
is rendered totally speechless
and is temporarily paralyzed so
that the innocent female must get
up and walk around in order to
retrieve the salt. She sighs and
puts up with it, considering it
another of the trials and
tribulations of gaining a college
education . If the poor girl is
forced to go to another table
because the shaker on hers is
empty, the reception she
receives is sufficent to leave her
ego shredded for . weeks. Total
silence and a simultaneous intaking of breaths, highlighted by
a look of total fear. It leads one to
question what topic they were
discussing before her approach.
And so, males of BSC (we know
your 're out there, you little
devils , somebody's using up the
toilet tissue in the men's rooms —
ask the cleaning ladies ) the

(continue d on page seven )

REALITY coN T.
(Continued from page two)

Ma le Ca ll

jim sachetti
The force field exploded in a
sonic boom of useless energy and
the humans returned to college
hill ; cautiously at first , until they
were sure the nightmare was
over , and then by the hundreds.
People , human beings, the true
owners in exile , returning to
survey the damage arid learn
their lesson .
They found the robots, immobile, st an di ng near t h e burned
out shell of Ben Franklin. They
had died with their master , but
without the lesson he had learned.
The computer was found ,
reduced to a tw isted hea p of
plastic and metal. Plastic and
metal and a bit of electricity ;
that was all it had ever been. The
people found a few charred
com puter print-outs , covered
with an unintelligible gibberish of
'letters and numbers, ly ing near
the heap. They studied them for
hours and could mak e no sense
out of the computer ' s last
'thought *.
The peop le searched and

and student-oriented college like
BSC, so it is recommended that
you read through them once
again and consider their implications. The administration
decides the following things for
the student:
1. Where he will live.
2. With whom he will live.
3. Who will visit him.
4. When he may move to a
different room .
5) Who will protect him by
controlling behavior in each
wing.
6. When he may have female
companionship and for how long.
Can you imagine anyone entering your home in the absence
of your persence or without your
permission ? At some coueges
this is an everyday type of thing.
Why don 't the students get
together and take > ' some
meaningful ac tion? Nobody
seems to know. Maybe they 've They found the bodies of the
never reall y thought about it. student * and cried until the whole
Think about I t .
world knew of their sorrow. They
A. Rekniht examined everything that had

taken place at Bloomsburg State
University , and decided .
The stu d ents who had escaped
the computer returned and took
possession of the land and
usea ble buildings. They invite d
people , people willing to work
with each other , people who
would come to Bloomsburg and
build a University where
everyone could truly learn . They
invited all those who wanted to
grow into a community of learners , free of red tape, free of
bureaucra ti c pressure , free of all
those things that had ruined BSU,
people willing to experience a
new kind of education .
And the people came, lived,
worked , lov ed, pla y ed , experienced , grew , and learned
how to be fre e . They awarded no
degrees , gave no tests , passed out
no grades. Instead , they learned
how to live in a world t hat
desperately needed people who
could show it how to escape from
wha t it had become.
They had their troubles of
course ; people grew dissatisited
and quit , others tried to make the
school into what it had been , one
even suggested getting a computer. But all attem pts to take
Bloomsburg back to the days of

women of this fair college will
continue to seek you out . Hope
springs eternal in the human
breast , and we shall continue to
pursue you no matter how you
evade us. Hell hath no fury like
the wrath of a woman scorned,
and we shall not remain scorned
forever ! The women of BSC
march on in their attempt to
prove that the males on campus
help and can be
are not beyond
y
saved. We lJ help you men, just
give the girls a little encouragement.. Don't worry, we
really don't bite.
s.l.s.

Gett ing
Hig h
Paul

Savka

Talk about getting high!
Tuesday nite, January 26th
four or five unknown human flies
from an off-campus frat : Sigma
Omega Beta (S.O.B.) scaled the
tower on the roof of Waller Hall
and hung a flag with various
names and the initials "S.O.B."
on it.
A quote from one of the daring
frozen- brothers who climbed the
tower : "It was well worth the
climb in the cold, but I want to be
around when someone goes to
take it down."
"Carry on, brothers, we need to
liven things up around here!"
»

Saving
Bombs
"Buy Me One
Of Those, Daddy "
by Paul Savka
(1) It cost Julius Ceasar 75
cents to kill an enemy soldier
(2) Napoleon spent $3000 per
enemy killed
(3) The U.S. CivU War cost
$5,000 a man
(4) In World War I the price
climbed to $21,000 per man
(5) World War II reached an all
time high with a cost of $50,000 to
kill a single enemy soldier
(6) The use of atomic bombs on
Hiroshima
and
Nagasaki
reversed the trend down to $2.75
per person
(7) Right now the U.S. is
spending $25,000 to kill one
commie in Vietnam, (here we go
again back into a trend of inflation ) Why are we wasting all
this money when the estimated
cost per person for a single 20
megaton H-bomb is only 25 cents
a head, (boy, an all time low!)
Let's not be stupid?! Drop the
bomb? !1 (Why wait till it goes up
to 30 cents )
Figures compiled by a
Prof , of another college.
P.S. Buy your Bomb Bonds NOW
while they 're h ot!
SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY
OFFER
25 cents a head (or ) 5 for $1.00
It's never too late to get rich on
the war .
spectra vu were handled quietly
and effectively . Those who would
lead the community to a future
destruction were invited to a
room in the basement of Hartline
Hall. Ther e, three iron figur es
stood aroun d a twisted heap of
junk ; mute testimony to the fact
tha t people wor king together
were, are, and always will be the
only force capabl e of making the
world into the beautiful place
it wan mean t to be.

M & G Develo pment Issue

Upper Camp us Cons tr u c tio n Unde rwa y

New Gym
First On
New
Campus

Walkway Will Connect
Upper & Lower Campuses

The new gymnasium , located
on the Upper Campus, has been
under construction since last
summer.
Within the new gymnasium is a
basketball court surrounded by a
composition floor permitting the
area to be used for indoor track,
tennis, volleyball, shuffleboard,
and indoor baseball practice.
The bleachers, which retract
against the wall prividing more
floor space when needed, hold a
capacity of 2600. There is also
enough space at each end of the
basketbaJJ court to seat an additional 1500 to 3000 in all. With
supplemental chairs on the floor,
the gym can seat over 6000 for
events such as wrestling tournaments, cultural events, and
commencement exercises.
The new regulation size pool is
slightly larger than the dooI in
Centennial Gym. The bleacher^,
there, will seat 500 people.
Among the other facilities;
included are four air-conditionedS
classrooms, twelve faculty of-i
tices, locker rooms for home and
awa y teams , shower rooms ,

.The Upper Campus will be, as
the lower campus, is divided into
three main areas. These consist
of living, learning, and
recreational areas.
There are plans for a new
varsity athletic stadium , gymnasium , two men 's dormitories ,
two women 's dormitories , a
maintenance building garage, a
dining hall , and , of course ,
classroom buildings. Included
will be grass practice fields
which will double as parking
space to accomodate cars for
football games, wrestling, and
other sport and cultural even ts.
Arbutus Park Road is easily
accessible to the Upper Campus
so that traffic congestion during
games will be at a minimum .
Wooded areas will be retained in
their natural state as much as
possible to add to the natural
beauty of the campus.
The Upper Campus was
originally 68 acres in area, and
was purchased by the Commonwealth of Penna. Recently,
33 additional acres were bought
so that Arbutus Park Road could
Construction

conti nues on the neW gymnasium.

, «ost is $2,435,000.

equipment rooms, two handball
courts, a weight room , a physical
therapy room, an examination
room , a storage area , and a large

be connected to the Upper
Campus.
A pedestrian walkway is included in the plans to connect the
two campus areas. The walkway
will run from the vicinity of Haas
Center for the Arts to the Upper
Campus. The walk will take
^bout five or ten minutes .
The facilities for the Upper
Campus have been carefully
planned . Two power supplies
from the east and one from the
west will be available. All
buildings will be heated or air
conditioned with electricity instead of a heating plant, as is the
L.C. which would be more expensive. "A. 350 thousand gallon
reservoir will also be'built on the
Upper Campus.
Separate conduits for the
removal of storm water and
sewerage will also be installed. A
new road will be built from
Country Club Road to the Upper
Campus and will be extended to
intersect with Arbutus Par k
Road. The cost of utilities is
estimated at $1,200,000.

The estimated

lobby with display cases and a
concession area .
The cost of the rew gymnasium
is estimated at $2,435 ,000.

is extend ed to
Appreciation
Mr. Boyd F. Buckin gham ,
Development ,
of
Director
mater
ial for
who provided
laboratories for teaching and these pages. Staff mem bers
experim ental activities in the . of the Maroon and Gold who
field of psychology.
compi led the text and asA special feature will be a sem bled the picture s, drawplanetarium that can double as a ings and ot her
material
classroom. Plans for the design
and
were Karen Keinard
of the building are expected to
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begin shortl y.

Class Buildin g Planned
A classroom building will be
constructed east of Andruss
Library at a cost of $2 , 100,000.
This building will include
regular classrooms, offices for 80
faculty members, a radio-TV
communications center and
*

Dillon Demolished For Offices

Dillon House, formerly located
in the Northeast corner of the
lower BSC campus , was
demolished to make room for the
construction of an administration
building . The building, pictured
above, will cost approximately
$1,350,000 and is expected to be
completed by April 1972.
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the air conditioned building will floor will contain offices for
house the offices of many ad- members of the academic and
ministrators who are now located student personnel.
Dillon House , before its
in Waller and Carver Hall$. It
, was the site of the
will include a postal sub-station, demolition
Maroon
and
Gold offices from
a storage room for college sup- 1967 to 1968 and
faculty offices
plies, and conference rooms.
from
1968
to
the
time of
The first floor will hold the demolition .
business offices while the second

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A trl-leve l parking lot capable of holding 65-70 cart on oach
level is under construction at the cornar of Sacond and1 Pann
straats. On the site, four offcampu t houses formerly stood —
Pine, Hassert , Pann, Thorton.

Upper Campus Fields Planned

The new a t hle t ic f ields were sp ectat ors. Offices , la va t or ies ,
originall y to be loca t ed near concess i on st ands , storag e
Centennial Gymnasium , but due room s , dressin g and shower
to revision of camp us p lans they rooms , and a physical therapy
will be located on the Upper
Campus. Here ther e is more
room for p ossible expansion and
parking areas.

buildin g shown In the
The admin istration
above artist' s conc eption is under construe *
tton In the eastern and of the- lowe r campus

and expec ted to be completed by April , 1972.
The estimated cost of Mm build ing Is $1<9S0**
000.

* The a thletic fields include
several grass practice fields
which can double as park ing
spaces , a baseball diamond , ana
a new football stadium which will
be located north of the new gym .
On one side of the football
sta dium there will be built permanen t concrete bleachers with
the capacity to hold 3700 to 3900

room are located under these
bleacher s . I t is hoped t ha t
tempor ary bleachers will be
cons t ruc ted on the other side for
1000 to 1500 more athletic fans
un til addition al permanent
blea chers are built.
Besides footba ll , the stadium
will accomodate outdoor track ,
taking into accoun t the field
events using the discus and shot
put.
The construction cost of the
athletic fields Is estimated to
exceed $600,000.

Lower Cam pus Fills Up

Carver To Be Prese rved,
High Rise Planned
The Lower Campus now consists of 70 acres which extends
from Carver Hall to the Maintenance Building which is on the
former Heiss property facing
Light Street Road.
The present construction on the
Lower Campus is the three level
parking building which is on the.
site where Pine, Thorton, Penn,
and Hassert Houses- formerly
stood. The parking building will
hold 65-70 cars per level. East
Second Street and Penn Street
will be widened and the corners
at the intersection of these two
roads will be rounded. Also under
construction now is the Administration Building where
Dillon House was formerly
located.
Carver Hall will be preserved
as long as possible as a historic

landmark for the college. At the
East end of the campus 18 tennis
courts, a baseball diamond , a
football and soccer field will be
installed for Physical Education
and Heal th classes and
recreational uses.
In place of Waller Hall a high
rise dormitory will be built,
estimated as 6 or 7 stories and
accomodating 300 women.
Science Hall will be demolished
and in its place a recreation field
will be built. The new Student
Union will be built upon a .site,
part of which is presently occupied by old Husky Lounge.
Behind Andruss Library a new
classroom building is to be
constructed.
The new additions to the lower
campus will hopefully accomodate the ever increasing
number of students at B.S.C.

New Union To Have Everythin g...
The new Student Union will be
built upon a site, which presently
includes part of the old Husky
Lounge. Besides having a snack
bar, dining area, formal lounge,
game room , and TV room, the
building will also house a new
college book store, a first aid
station , a multi-purpose room

and a special room where
students can listen to hi-fi and'
stereo records. The building will
also provide lockers and mail
boxes for commuters, a student
bank , offic es for the Director of
the Student Union, offices and
workrooms for all student
publications, the College Council,
sororities, fraternities, WRA and

MRA.
The construction , costing
approximately $1,260,000 will
begin this summer with the
completion date set hopefullyfor
September of 1972.
The present Student Union will
revert to its original use as a
dining room upon completion of
the new Student Union.

Columbia Completed,
Now In Use
The rooms t hemselves have
Columb ia H all was completed
and rea dy for occupanc y last bed , st ud y desk , closet and nigl
December . The original comp leti on da te had been set f or table for each girl and a fu
August 1, 1970, bu t due t o a st r ike length mirror on the door . Thei .
and other p roblems it was not
finished on schedule. The cost of is no overhead lighting, but
cons t ruc t ion amoun t ed to ample outlets in each room
$1,747,000. Nine story Columbia prov ide power i f more ligh t is

houses 400 women students , 50 to
a floor and has man y new innova t ions .
On t he firs t floor there is a ma il
room and office , and a sy stem of
multi-purpose rooms , a project
room , a t elevision room , and a
split level social lounge. The
rooms can be separated by
sliding par t itions or be conver t ed
t o a suite of ad joining rooms for a
social affair.
The residence area sta rts on
the second floor and is quite
different from that in other
buildin gs since the elevator s stop
on odd numbe red floors only due
to the location of the lounges.
There are study rooms on the
even floors and television-social
lounges on the odd floors.
Recently the basement had been
added to the list of elevator stops.

desired . Also in each room is an
intercom system to call the occupant in the room . The girl who
is paged can answer by pushing a
bu tt on near t he speaker and
talking into it. In case windows
are left open in the ra in or snow ,
t hey open ou t ward so t ha t
pro per ty will not be dama ged.
The lavatory facilities remain ,

at a ra t io of one to each seven
residen ts. There are showers and

tubs and heat lamps in the
shower room to relieve aftershower chills. Also in the 1
bathroom there are ironing
boards that close up into wooden
cabine ts. Besides the regular ,
sinks there are large stainless 1
steel tubs with spraying hoses at
each.

Artist' s conce ption of th * maintonanc * garagt
en th« far east end of th« colla ge campus.

Other fea t ures include d are a
mail chute with a depositing slot
on each floor and st udent closets
where residents keep cleaning
items for their own use.
I n the basemen t, there is a
laundr y room wi th more ironin g
boards , a TV listening room and
st orage rooms for luggage and
other large items.
Since Columbia has been occupied , there have been a few
problems concerning mice, heat ,
Faulty elevator s , doors not
locking, and no clothes dryer s or
TV sets , but now that most of
these things have been taken care
of , the residents seem fairly
settled and content.

Building was com pkttd in
000.
cost of $275,

April , 1970 at tht

Built For $275,000

A maintenance
buildinggarage , completed last April , Is
loca t ed on t he site of t he former
He iss property facing Light
Street
Road. It serves as the
:
cam p us main t enance service
center .
This building houses special
shops for carpentry , plumbing ,
p ainting , auto repair , ana
electrical work and a stor age
area containing supplies for each
shop. There is also an area inside
the building for the loading and
unloading of trucks , a car wash ,

and a place for storing cars at
nigh t .
There are four offices in the
buildin g for the Superintendent of
Buildings and Grounds , his
assistant , the secretar y, and the
Foreman of the Custodial Force .
The men who work there every
day have their own lockers , in
which to keep their wor king
clothes . The buildin g also has a
shower room and a cafeteri a for
the convenience of the employees
who work there. The cost of
construction was $275,000.

Tankmen Sink
Glassboro 79-33
Coach McLaughlin 's tankmen
netted their fifth victory of the
season Friday with a score of 7933 over Glassboro State, N.J. in
our waters.
The Husky swimmers now
carry a 5-3 record after a
previous loss to East Stroudsburg. They captured eight first
placements plus the freestyle and

medley relays and six second
showings and seven thirds.
When the team of Bob Herb ,
Doug Yocum and Dave Gibas and
Kochler had won the 400 yard
medley relay, Dave Kelter

grabbed the prize in the 1000 style
freestyle with a 13:05.4 time. Jon
Stoner followed with a first in the
2O0 freestyle and after Vanderhoff of Glassboro won the 50
yard go, Lee Barthold took first
in the 200 individual medlev .
Steve Coleman racked up 136.70
points for the best show In diving
for tile Huskies and freshman
Jim Slamon took the butterfl y
event with a fine 2:41.3 finish .
GSC took the 100 freestyle.
Then Bob Jones with a 2:31.5 for
the backstroke, Jack Feyer in the
400 yard freestyle and freshman
Dennis Scholl in the breaststroke
Linebacker Chuck Howley of all placed in a trio of firsts.
the Dallas Cowboys has been
named winner of the "Sport
Glassboro's Busfield took the
Magazine Superbowl " award as one-meter optional
diving
the outstanding player in the competition but Husky divers
Coleman and Myers followed in
Baltimore Colt's 16-13 decision
over the Cowboys in the pro his wake with second and third .
football championship * game at Next , Herb, Yocum , Gibas and
Miami last Sunday. The award, a Ken Narseweicz put the icing on
the cake of victory with an out1971 Dodge Charger, will be standing 3:29.2 clocking the 400
presented at a luncheon in freestyle relay.
Howley 's honor at Mamma
The Huskies host Lock Haven
Leone's Restaurant in New York.
tomorrow at 4:00 in the afternoon
It marked the first time Sport and then are off for the foreign
has made its Most Valuable waters of California State and
Player award to a player on a Slippery Rock later in the month .
losing team . Howley made two
interceptions , jarred loose a
fumbl e by Colt quarterback
World Series award , instituted in
Johnny Unitas early in the game 1955 and presented annually to
and in the opinion of the Sport the outstanding player in the
editors, was the man who through World Series , and to the Sport
his overall play did the most for
maga zine NBA playoff award ,
his team .
instituted last season and
Sport magazine 's pro football presented to the most valuable
award , esta blished in 1958-59, two player in the pro basketball
years prior to the formation of championship series.
the American Football League,
had been given to the outstanding
Previous winners have been
Johnny Unitas , Baltimore ; Norm
player in the National Football Van Brocklin , Philadel phia ; Paul
League 's championship game Hornung, Green Bay, Ray Nitbetween Eastern and Western scheke , Green Bay ; Larry
Division titlists prior to the adMorris , Chicago; Gary Collins,
vent of the Super Bowl as the Cleveland ; Jim Taylor , Green
climax of the pro football season Bay ; Bart Starr , Green Bay; Joe
in 1966-67. It is the companion Namath , New York Jets ; and Len
award to the Sport magazine Davvson , Kansas City .

Howley
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of 15 victories

B-Ball
Intram urals

Grappl ers Rack Up
Ninth Victory
Against MSC

Men 's Intramural
Basketball Program
by Carmen Ciullo
According to Mr. Jerry
Medlock , head of the intramural
program at BSC and his two
assistants, Low Loquasto and
Don Becker , there are twentyeight teams entered in this year's
basketball program . The teams
are
divided
into
seven
leagues with four teams in
each league . The teams
were placed in respective
leagues by the dra w method. The
first round of the round robin
schedule is enclosed in this article. There will be two rounds
played with a championship
tournament among the league
champions.
The schedule is as follows :
Ivs 3 A
Mon. 8
9:45
2vs 4 A
10:30
lvs .3 B
Tues.9
7:00
2vs 4 B
7:45
Ivs 3 C
8:30
2vs 4 C
9:15
I vs 3 D
10 :00
2vs 4 D
10:45
Ivs 3 E
Wed . 10
7:00
2vs 4 E
7:45
Ivs 3 F
8:30
2vs 4 F
9:15
Ivs 3 G
10:00
2vs 4 G
10:45
Ivs 2 A
Mon . 15
9:45
3vs 4 A
10:30
Ivs 2 B
Tues. 16
8:00
Ivs 4 B
8:45
Ivs 2 C
9:30
3v s4 C
10:15
Ivs 2 D
Thurs. 18
9:00
3vs 4 D
9:45
Ivs 2 E
Mon . 22
10:00
3vs 4 E
10:45
Ivs 2 F
Tues. 23
10:00
3vs 4 F
10:45
Ivs 2 G
Wed . 24
10:00
3vs 4 G
10:45

by The Duke
before pinning Brewer in the final
BSC wrestling club', coached by period . Bob Dibble , another
Russ Houk , racked up its ninth Husky frosh , lost a close 4-2 battle
victory of the season against to John Kuntz of Millersville but
seven losses, defeating Miller- Coach Houk seemed particularly
sville State on Wednesday night , pleased at Dibble 's showing.
32-6 on the Husky mats.
Doug Grady gave the Huskies a
19-6 lead with a 5-1 decision over
Mike Shull , an 118 pound senior
from Newpor t , gave the locals a Dave Martin at 167. In one of the
five point lead with a first period best matches of the evening Ron
fall over Bill Weigel in two Sheehan won a close 3-2 decision
minutes. The win was Shull's over Mike Panarella at 177. After
sixth pin and his eleventh overall each had scored on takedowns,
Panarella was warned and late in
victory . .
Millersville 's Dan Venn won e the third period Referee John
hard fought 6-2 decision ovei Soles awarded Sheehan a point
BSC's Larry Reynold's at 126 which proved to be the deciding
pounds, but sophomore Ernie margin.
Yates of Bloomsburg made up
Shorty Hitchcock racked up his
the three lost points with his first
fifteenth
victory of the season
victory of the season , beating
against
one
loss by posting his
Vance Miller 6-4 in the 134 bout .
, showing Howard
thirteenth
fall
,
At 142 pounds Randy Watts
Horner
the
lights
in 3:05 at 190.
defeated Millersville 's Dave
At heavyweight Bob "Tiny "
Davis , 9-2, and the latter was
once a teammate of Watt's while Hummel won his first victorv in
attending Stevens Trade School. four bouts this season with a fall
Jerry Swope, former Shamokin over Dave McCracken in 6:59.
McCracken lost only one match
High School Coach , thought
coming into the meet.
Watts ' victory to be an upset.
The Huskies ' next meet is
At 150, BSC senior Wayne
against
Lock Haven next Friday
Smythe battled Chuck Brewer
night
at
the gym .
throughout the entire match

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are trying to un-indoctrinate
them.
The jury found Terry and John
guilty of conspiracy . They were
each given one year probation: If
they hadn 't of saved Laura , they
would have sat in jail .
Terry and John were again
blindfolded- and left off at the
intersection
in
downtown
Bloomsburg . Walking up to
Waller Hall , they met these two
guys on the streets. One had curly
brown hair , blue eyes, and played
the harmonica . The other had
brown wavy hair , granny
glasses , a beard, and played
rhythm guitar over there in
England.
John asked them , "What
exactly do you do?" They told
him that they were free-lance
artists. Terry told them what had
happened, and asked the advice
of the artists . They winked and

by Jim Chap man

The Men 's BSC In tramural
t ournament has reached the

halfwa y mark and the departmen t of in tramurals direct ed by
Mr . Medlock has released t he
following statistics. COD and the
Zetes are t ied for t he t otal point
lead with SIO and Nor t h Hall
rounding out t he t op four
positions .

Team name
1 2
COD

Zetes

3

4

5

6

100 25 70 155 50 400
60 100 30 60 150 400

SIO

155 25 10 80 110 380
Nor t h Hall
150 25 10 140 50 375

Chargers

LETTERS

(Continued from page two)

80 25 10 120 110 345

Lambda Chi
Stud 's
Al's

America
Sigma Pi

65 25 10 180 50 330

190 25

0 70 25 310

130 25 35

0 110 300

55 85 25 50 §0 265
70 60 10 70 50 260

Bandit 's Six
85 25 10
Seven th Floor
80 25 10
Coal Crackers
55 25 10
Digits
80 25 25
Second Edi t ion
55 50 10
APO
55 25 10
Ph i Sigma Epsilon
75 25 15
Clubhouse
70 25 45

80 50 240
70 25 235
70 50 210
50 25 205
60 25 200
70 25 185

Jim Platok is scores high in Wednesda y's game against West
Chester. The high scorer 's easy lay up shot is being executed
vrhile Dennis Mumm y (32) looks on.

Baggers
DOC
SOB
Pandora

The Who

60 25 10 50 170
70

0

0 60 25 155

65 25 10 50
50

0

50 25

Phi Sigma Kappa
0

Rare Earth

0

0

0

0 150

0 60 25 135
0 50

0 125

0 60 25

85

0 60 25 85

The headings for the columns
are
: 1) Soccer, 2) Archery, 3)
70 0 185
Cross Country , 4) Volleyball, 5)
0 25 170 Wrestling, 6) Total points.
Mr. Medlock reminds all those

interested in playing for the ping
pong tournament must return
their application before Feb. 9.
The basketball program is iri
full swing ; this year's competition will be based on a round
robin program . Following the
completion of basketball free
throw shooting and water polo
will provide the competition for
the teams.
The coordinators of the intramural program are extremely
pleased at the amount of par ticipation and enthusiasm this far
exhibited in the program and
remind anyone that its not too
late to sign up a team for the
spring season .

Finnega n Fellowshi p Contest
Opened For 12th Year
The 1971 competition of the
James A. Finnegan Fellowship
Foundation opened on New
Year 's Day and will, close on
Monday, March 1, 1971. Winners
in this twelfth annual competition , open to all Pennsylvania
college students interested in
government or political careers ,
will receive paid summer internships in governmental or
political offices.
Two principal awards will be
made. The first award , the annual James A. Finnegan Award ,
includes six weeks internship to
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said, "Reach your potential , and
the social changes will come."
Suddenly , the two artists put on a
pair of wings and flew away.
Terry and John agreed with
what the two men on the street
had to say ; they decided to carry
on the fight. Indeed , the epics of
the cold war.
They finally got to Waller, and
looking up into the sky, John and
Terry saw a red-white- and blue
military factory flying through
the clouds. Everybody in the
factory was cheering and
throwing millions of leaflets out
of the windows. John read a
leaflet; it said, "America , Love
it, or Leave it!" Terry looked at
John and said , "That is what the
British told the colonists in
America ."
Finale : The moral of this story,
the moral of this song, is that one
should beware of flying objects.

political office at a weekly
stipend of $125.00. The second
award , the David L. Lawrence
Award , consists of a similar sixweek internship with a stipend of
$110.00.

Honorable mention awards will
be made in the form of aid in
obtaining six-weeks internships
at standard trainee compensa ti on ra tes , plus cash prizes
of $50.00.

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in connection with the competition , ma k e a ll necessar y
investigations regarding the
applicants and determine the
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exit light fixtures, etc. This does
not include materials removed
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lavoratories , peri odicals , permanent fixtures, etc.
The ' student who appreciates
To the editor :
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funds and purchased for the items is denied' a privilege of
convenience of Bloomsburg State utilizing materials purchased by
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serious threat to the en- complete disregard for the
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comfort of our college com- This practice can / and will
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During the period between prehending these culprits please
Thanksgiving and the Christmas notify the Student Personnel
Recess, equipment and turniture Department immediatel y. We
valued at several thousands of will assure you the guilty person
dollars, the main part of which will be prosecuted"to the fullest
was purchased by student funds, extent of the law. We need the
was missing from the campus. help of the student body and hope
These items included personal you will cooperate to rid your
possessions , television sets , campu s of the qancer of thievery.
ta bles, chairs, portraits , clocks.
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activities , and
demonstrated aptitude for a
career in government or politics.
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Rules Presented For Model Assembl y

Last week, an article appeared
in the Maroon and Gold regarding the model United Nations
sponsored by the Political
science Department. The rules
for the model General Assembly
are :
Agenda
The agenda of the General
Assembly shall be drawn up by
the Steering Committee and shall
be adopted at the beginning of the
session. No additions to this
agenda will be accepted .
The Steering Committee shall
allocate agenda items to the main
committees of the General
Assembly .
Delegations
The credentials of all members
of delegations , having been
submitted to the SecretaryGeneral and Steering Committee
in advance of the session of the
model General Assembly, shall
be considered to have been approved .
The President
The president of the Session
shall be chosen in advance of the
session by the Steering Committee.
The President shall : declare
the opening and closing of each
plenary meeting, direct the
discussion in the plenary
meeting, ensure the observation
of these rules, accord the right to
speak,
put questions to a vote and
.
announce decisions , rule on
points of order , limit the time to
be allowed to speakers, close the
list of speakers and close or
adjourn debate. The President
may not vote.
The Secretariat
The Secretary-General shall
act in the capacity of Secretariat
for all meetings of the General,
Assembly , and shall be'
responsible for advance notice
of sessions, reports of committees and all documentation .
Languages
The language to be used at all
meetings will be English .
Quorum
A majority of the Members of
the General Assembl y shall
constitute a quorum in both
Plenary meetings and Committee meetings.
Speakers
No representative may address
the Plenary session or the
committee meetings without
having first obtained the permission of the President or the
committee chairman . Speakers
are called upon in order in which
they signify their desire to speak.
Speakers signify their desire to
speak by placing their names on
the speaker's list or in general
debate by raising their hand . A
speaker may not speak if his
remarks are not pertinent to the
subjec t under discussion.
The President in the Plenary
session and the committee
chairman in the committee
meeting may limit the time to be
allowed to speakers. Speakers
must limit their remarks to the
time allowed and will be called
out of order if they speak beyond
the time allotted .
Time limit on Speeches
The president or the Com-

mittee Chairman will announce
the ODening of the list of
speakers. They may also, with
the consent of the General
Assembly, declare the list closed.
They may, however, re-open the
list if time permits.
Proposals and Amendments
Proposals , resolutions and
amendments may be introduced,
and a written copy must be given
to the Secretary -General who
shall circulate copies to the
delegations . The President and
Committee Chairman will set
deadlines for the submission of
resolutions or amendments on
any items.
Withdra wal of motions
A motion may be withdrawn by
its proposer at any time before
voting on it has commenced. A
motion which has been withdrawn may be reintroduced by
any member.
Reconsideration of proposals
When a proposal has been
adopted or rejected, it may not be
reconsidered unless the General
Assembly by a two-thirds
majority of members present and
voting so decides. Permission to
speak on a motion to reconsider
shall be accorded only to two
members opposing the motion,
after which it shall be put to a
vote.
Adjournment and closure of
debate
During the discussion of any
matter , a representative may
move the adjournmen t or closure
of debate. Two representatives
may speak in favor of , two
against, the motion for closure or
adjournment of debate, after
which the motion shall be put to a
vote.
Suspension or adjournment of
the meeting
At any time, a representative
may move the suspension or
adjournment of the meeting.
Such a motion shall not be
debated but shall immediately be
put to a vote. The President or
committee chairman may refuse
to enterta in such a motion if he
feels it will prevent the meeting
from completing its work .
Order of Procedural Motions
The following motions shall
have precedence over all other
proposals in the following order:*
To suspend the meeting
To adjourn the meeting
To adjourn the debate
To close the debate
Reports of Committees
Discussion of the reports of the
main committees of the General
Assembly shall take place in the
Plenary session if the committee
submitting the report shall so
request.
Voting
Each member of the General
Assembly shall have one vote.
In the plenary session decisions
on substantive questions and
amendments shall be made by a
majority . of two-thirds of the
members present and voting .
Abstentions are not counted as a
vote . In the committee meetings
decisions are made by a simple
maj ority of those present and
voting.
Representatives shall normally
vote by show of hands or by

standing. Any representative
may call for a roll call vote but no
roll call votes will be taken on the
following:
Procedural questions, in the
plenary or on resolutions already
voted on in the main committees.
Voting on a Resolution in Parts
Any representative may
request that parts of a proposal
or of an amendment shall be
voted separately . Those parts
which are approved shall then be
put to the vote as a whole. If all
operative parts of the proposal or
of the amendment have been
rejected , the proposal or the
amendment shall be considered
to ha ve been rejected as a whole.
Conduct of voting
After the President or sommittee chairman has announced
the beginning of voting, no
representative shall interrupt the
voting . Members may be permitted to explain their votes
after the voting ; the President or
committee chairman may limit
the time to be allowed for such
explanations.
When an amendment is moved
to a proposal , the amendment
shall be vcted on first. When two
or more amendments are moved
to a proposal , the General
Assembly shall vote first on the
amendment furthest in substance
removed from the original
proposal , then on the amendment
next furthest removed there from
and so on. Where, however , the
adoption of one amendment
necessarily implies the rejection
ol another amendment , the latter
amendment shall not be put to a
vote. A motion is considered an
amendment to a proposal if it
merely adds to, deletes from , or
revises part of that proposal.
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ARB Dismissals

(cont inued fro m page one )

the procedures followed in
reaching decisions affecting the
academic concerns of 169
students and the functioning of
the appeals system.
committee
The
student
Tom
Brennan ,
members were
Steve Hartman , Tim Hartman ,
Beverly Jungmann , Frank
Pizzoli , and Michael Pilligalli.
Members of the Academic
Review Board who at tended the
meeting were : Dr. Edson Drake ,
Dean of the School of Arts and
Sciences ; Dr. C. Stuar t Edwards ,
Dean of % the School of
Professional Studies; Associate
Vice President for Student Affairs , Mr. Elton Hunsinger ; Dean
of Students, Mr. Robert Norton ;
Mr. Thomas Cooper, Director of
Charles
Admissions ; Mr.
Thomas, Director of Counseling,

and Mr. James Creasy, Director
of Continuing Education and
Summer Sessions. Mr. Robert
Quatroche , Assistant to the
President, represented the office
of the President , and Mr. Ben
Alter attended the session as an
unofficial representative of the
A.A.U.P.
Dean Hoch, who presided over
the meeting, announced that
certain changes would be made
in the structure of the Academic
Review Board in the near future.
A final Executive Appeals Board ,
consisting of the four Vice
Presidents of the College, is also
being considered. A student
suggestion that
the administration consider the addition of several students to the
Academic Review Board will be
taken under advisement.

Sprin g Arts Fest
^B

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(cont inue d f r om page o ne)

During the past ten years, Mr.
Bassals has distinguished
himself with a versatile range of
works in metals such as welded
iron , steel, cast bronze , and
corten steel. Bassals' demonstrations will be at 2:00 p.m.
Thursday and 10:00 a.m. on
Friday, February 19. These will
be open to the public without
charge.
The Artists and Lecture Series
is sponsored by the Community
Government Association of BSC.

Student support of the program is
one of the more remarkable and
little known features of the CGA
which represents the 4200
students and faculty of the
college.
Further note should be made of
the cooperation of the National
Endowment for the Arts and the
Pennsylvania Council for the
Arts in providing part of the
funds needed for the appearance
of Mr., Hawkins and Company.

Tickets For Chicago

The Chicago Concert on exchanged for a ticket to the later
February 19 in Davis Gym at show only if a refund is received
Bucknell brought such a demand for the season ticket and then a
for tickets that a second show had $5.50 ticket for the second show is
been added at 10:00 p.m. for purchased in its place. Season
tickets will not be good for the
which all seats are $5.50.
Season tickets that were sold, late show.
A few tickets are available at
and all $5.50 tickets for the 8:30
the
door for the early show.
for
the
p.m. show must be used
1
7:30 p.m. performance that Andrew Meyer, Bucknell Concert
evening. Tickets for the second Committee member, hopes this
A tiny insect with a lion-sized show go on sale tomorrow at the arrangement will enable those
who have been unable to purappetite called the aphid lion is Bucknell bookstore .
now dining on pests that cause
The $3.95 season ticket may be chase tickets to see the concert .
millions of dollars of damage
each year to cotton and tobacco
in the U.S., reports the February
SCIENCE
DIGEST.
The
development of an artificial
February 16, 9-4p.m., MonFebruary 10, 9-12 a.m., Sch.
insect egg to feed the larvae District
Twp. Of Upper Darby , tgomery County Schools, Rockenabled scientists to raise enough Upper Darby , Penna .
ville, Maryland.
of the aphid lions to challenge
February 16, 1:30 p.m. - ?,
February 10, 9-12 a.m.,
cotton and tobacco pests. Object: Franklin Twp. School District North Penn School District ,
biological substitutes for the Somerse t , New Jersey .
Lansdale, Penna .
chemical pesticides that have
February 11, 9 a.m., Liberty
February ' 16, 9-4:30, Price
created environmental hazards. Mutual Insurance Co., Sales, Waterhouse
Company, AcField
Jobs , Managemen t coun ti n g ma j ors , Ba l t i more
,
Neanderthal man may have Training.
Maryland .
February 11, 9 a.m . Central
looked like an ape not because he
17, 10a.m. - ?, Board
District , of February
School
Dauphin
wafi more closely related to our
Cooperative
Ed. Services,
si mi an ances t ors but because h e Harrisburg, Penna .
(10 schools),
Wayne
County
February 11, 10 a.m. Ceasar Williamson , New York
had rickets , says the February
.
SCIENCE DIGEST . The teeth Rodney School District , CamdenFebruary 17, 1:30 p.m.
and bones of Neanderthal Wyoming, Delaware.
9
a.m.,
15,
Berlin
February
Newburgh
City Schools , All
specimens
show
definite
,
Berlin
Central
School
,
New
urg h , New York.
area
s
;
N
ew
b
evidence of rickets . Apparently,
9 a.m., Aetna
York.
February
18,
Neanderthal man ate little food
9:30
a.m.,
Februar
y
15,
Glens
Insurance
C
om
p
an
Sa les , F ield
containing Vitamin D, which Falls City School District , Glens jobs, Managementy;Training.
prevents rickets, and had little
(continued from pogt one)
February 18, 9:30 a.m., Gatesany resulting lobby that might be access to sunlight, anot her pr ime Falls, New York . Elem • all
areas;
Jr.
Hi.:
Math;
Sci
;
eng
;
Chili
School District, Rochester,
ef fects of mass action ; voter formed , says Antoniono.
source
of
Vitamin
D.
Sr.
Hi:
New
York.
En*.
registration and how to get the 18"We nave requested each of the
year-old more involved; student institutions sending represenA skyful of SSTs spreading
representation on the Penn- tatives to the conference to vapor
participate matter
sylvania Board of Education ; prepare reports on tuition " and a cross tand
he
e
d
ge of space mig ht
lot of thought and discussion. Jim
and the possibility of a Student current fi nanc i a l cost s , we a l so create the same
sort
of
weather
is familiar to many as he united
y
Boar
d
t
o
G
overnor
Advisor
want to compare present tuition horror brought on by a blanket of
the
campus this fall to talk about
Shapp.
with tuition over the past five volcanic dust back in 1816. That
"All of these subjects will form years and to look into changes in
drugs. Despite the cold weather
, accor di ng to the
the basis for special workshops the socio-economic background summer
or
of SCIE N CE
perhaps because of the cold
Fe
b
ruar
y
i
ssue
The Bloomsbur g Cha pt er of the
on , Saturday, March 6," sa y s of students attending colleges DIGEST, New England suffered Inter-Vars
weather
, the group had great fun
ity
Fellowship held a
Steve Krau sen , a member of USG an d un i vers iti es i n Pennsy l van i a its worst weather ever recorded .
at Penn Sta t e , an d the man today. "
A six-inch blanket of snow retrea t t his pas t weekend near and fellowship both outside and
responsible for organizing the
A p relim i nary meeti ng was covered the entire Northeast in Dushore . Twenty-six adults and inside. The many activities inprogram for the convocation.
eluded
held in November at Temple early June,
sledding,
skating,
by more
students
attended
the
retreat
at
Meanwh il e , the state budget which included representatives snowstorms infollowed
discussion
groups,
singing,
a
July and August
and the effects of reductions on f rom Penn State , Penn , Temple, when temperatures averaged 40 the Halt , a converted barn . Jim church
Pennsylvan ia 's colle g es and California State College and degrees F. There were no crops, Carter spoke about the Chr istian indoor service , and various
games. All in all, the time
universities will be one of the Mon tgomery County Community at all that year.
life and he cert ainly provoke d a was most valuably spent.
prioritiesot the convocat ion and College.

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