Mr. Martin Stewart
Speaks to Business
Education Club

1949 Class Memorial
Un d er C onstruct i on
In Inner Court
Undoubtedly everyone has noti ced the uprooting of the flower
bed in Inner Court and the beginning of the erection of "something
new." This "something new " will
be a fountain , presented by the
Class of 1949 as a memorial.
Th e design will bo a circular
cement pop) with brick veneer. It
will be a color-change fountain ,
changing the water color to blue ,
amber, red , and green , with three
heights of water shooting upward.
The source of the water is to be
found in a circulation pump located in the basement of Waller
Hall. The water works in a circular motion ; after f alling to the
bottom of the pool, suction conveys it back to the pump, where
it is used again.
The fountain was designed by
Mr. Sharretts, Superintendent of
Buildings and Grounds, a nd the
work is being done by the college
maintenance department.
It will not be in operation until
next spring, although the cement
pool will probably be completed
before very cold weather commences. The date of dedication has
not been definitely set because of
uncertainty of getting materials.
The Class of 1949 has given $500
for this memorial, although the
actual cost will be approximately
$750.

Class in Ethics
Conducts Project
On Lounge Problem

The Ethics class of the college
is currently conducting a survey
to consider the problem of misuse
of f urniture on the college lounge.
Dr. Marguerite Kehr is the instructor for the course.
The survey will be made through
a poll of as many students as can
be contacted by members of the
class. The poll bears such questions as the following :
Are you satisfied with the general condition of the lounge ?
Have you been guilty in any
way for misuse of the lounge ?
Would you be willing to serve
on a com m i t tee to restore law and
order to the lounge ?
Should destroyers of property
be punished ?
Where do you think the money
comes from for the furnishings of
the lounge ?
Who do you think should be responsible for reporting offenders ?
Why do you think that people
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CALENDAR of
COMING EVENTS
FRIDAY—NOV. 10
8:00
Night Football Game
At West Chester
MONDAY—NOV. 13
4 :00
A.R.C. Life Saving
Centennial Gym
4 :00
Band Rehearsal
Navy Hall Aud.
7:00
C. G. A.
Room L
7:00
Newman Club
St. Columba's Church
Knox Fellowship Hayride .. .7:00
TUESDAY—NOV. 14
4:00
Band Rehearsal
Navy Hall Aud.
4:00
A.R.C. Life Saving
Centennial Gym
4:00
Women's Chorus
Science Hall
6:45
Dramatic Club
Carver Hall Aud.
WEDNESDAY—NOV. 15
Band Rehearsal
4:00
Navy Hall Aud.
4:00
Men 's Glee Club
To be announced
, S. C. A
6:55
Soc. Rooms, Sc. Hall
THURSDAY—NOV. 16
] Bus. Education Club
3:00
Navy Hall Aud.
i Athenaeum Club
3:00
To be announced
3:00
1 Poetry Club
Room J, Noetling Hall
I Band Rehearsal . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 : 0 0
Navy Hall Aud.
E PI Omega PI
7:00
Soc, Rooms, Sc. Hall

Dr. Ralph S. Herre

Dr. Ralph Herre
Back From Columbia
Citizenship Proj ect
Dr. Ralph S. Herre, instr uctor
in social studies, has returned to
B.S.T.C. after spending the past
nine weeks at Columbia University where he represented the college in a citizenship proj ect.
B.S.T.C. is the only state teachers
college in Pennsylvania that was
chosen to partake in the proj ect.
Dr. Herre has been a member of
the college faculty since 1947. He
received his B.S. degree at Colgate and his M.A. at Teachers
College in Albany. He has heili
positions at the State Normal
School in Brockport , New York ;
Central School in Wolcott , New
York ; and the Senior High School
in Lockport , New York.

Men 's Glee Club
And Womens Chorus
Plan Pro grams
The Men's Glee Club and the
Women's Chorus are completing
plans for assembly programs which
they will present in the near future.
The Men 's Glee Club will hold a
Thanksgiving program on November 21. It will consist of three
numbers : "The Worship of God in
Nature," by Beethoven ; "O God
Beneath Thy Guiding Hand , " by
Hatton; and "Prayer of Thanksgiving," an old Netherlands tune.
In preparation for a program in
assembly next month , the Women's Chorus is preparing to sing
several Christmas selections.
Miss Harriet H. Moore is director for both choral groups.

L.SA* Holds Party
And Scavenger Hunt

On Monday evening, October 30,
the Luthera n Student Association
held a Halloween Party for its
members. Games, including a scavenger hunt , were played. Among
the items on the list for the hunt
were a pair of men's orange socks,
a yellow bathing suit , license plate,
an ant , and autographs from the
school librarian on duty .
The committees in charge of
the affair were as follows: entertainment , Calvin Kanyuck, Gloria
Benner, Marilyn Kuschel, Janice
Pugh ; decorations, Dick Kressler;
refreshments, Eleanor Johnson ,
Marie Parrish , and Lorraine Wagaman.

The Business Education Club
held its regular meeting on Thursday, November 2, 195U, in Navy
Hall Audrtorium.
Mr. Martin Stewart , Personnel
Manager of the Magee Carpet
Company , told the club what business expects of an employee, and
he also explained how one snould
apply for an office position. He
shocked the club by stating that
he has actually had girl s come in
to apply for an office position, with
their hair in pin curls, and some
fellows have come in wearing blue
j eans and polo shirts. Of course,
students from our Business Department know better, as Nancy
Swartz demonstrated in a mock
interview with Mr. Stewart on
"How to Apply for a Position. "
Mr. Stewart' enlighten ed the
club with the other side of the
picture — what the company, in
this case the Magee Carpet Company, does when someone applies
for a position ; having applicant
fill out application blank; interviewing the applicant ; calling of
applicant when opening is present; giving tests, such as were
used in the Armed Services;
checking as to references; and
passing credentials through several hands before final choice is
made.
The session ended with Mr.
Stewart's a n s w e r i n g questions
from the floor, clearing many of
the club's queries pertaining to
general business.

Stu dents Enj oy
Annual Halloween
Dinner and Party

Seventeen New Members Admitted
To Phi Sigma Pi During Initiation
Russe ll Schleicher
Added to Faculty
Of Training School
Russell F. Schleicher is the new
fifth grade teacher at the Benj amin Franklin Training School.
He comes to Bloomsburg from
Palmerton where he was principal
of the Elementary School.
Mr. Schl^j cher graduated from
Kutztown State Teachers College
in 1927, taking a two year elementary course. He began teaching at
the age of eighteen. Taking post
graduate work at Pennsylvania
State College, he received his B.S.
d egree in 1934. In 1948, he received his M.A. degree from Lehigh
University.
Mr. Schleicher en j oys teaching
in the training school because it
offers freedom to both teacher and
children. The teacher is allowed
more freedom in methods of teaching; the children are less restricted than in a traditional elementary school. He thinks the idea of
observation is good because it
helps the pupils to realize that
other people are interested in
them.
Mr. Schleicher likes the town of
Bloomsburg. He says, "It has a
distinctly different flavor from
towns."
The instructor is married and
has three children.

Day Men Pref er
Chess to Pinochle
As New Pastim e

On October 31, the old Halloween spirit pervaded the earth ,
entering even the walls of BSTC.
Pinochle and ping pong have
The annual Halloween dinner pro- taken
seat as far as memvided a welcome outlet for the bers ofa back
the
Day Men 's Koffee
restlessness, mystery, and drama Klatch are concerned.
The current
associated with this time of year. rage
Noetling
in
Hall
is, of all
Diners in the college dining
that intellectual pursuit
room , dressed in j eans and plaid things,
commonly known as chess. Intershirts or other costumes, were est
high over the progress
greeted by waiters and waitresses and runs
subsequent
disaster which folin short s, crepe paper, corn sta lks ,
lows
a
brilliant
piece
field stratand miscellaneous articles of cloth- egy. Each contestant ofhas
his woring appropriate to the occasion.
sly
shipf
ul
audience
and
bets
often
Tables, instead of being set, had
exchanged on the outcome of
silver, dishes, and glasses piled in are
a tense bit of maneuvering which
the center as if by some zany may
prankster. The table numbers had mate.or may not end in a checkbeen mixed up so that everyone
had to search for his proper place.
The Chess Club Regulars have
Decorations were in keeping plans underway for establishing
with the Halloween spirit. The an organization to perpetuate ineerie orange light revealed pump- terest in this honorable game, if
kins on tables, cornstalks hiding a faculty sponsor can be found.
in corners, witches and goblins Members of the group, and all ,
sailing along the walls, and orange incidentally, experienced "chessand black crepe-paper streamers men, " include: Les Hornberger,
festooned from the ceiling.
Jim Arnold, Lyle Home, Bob
A delicious meal was served, Luchs, George Gorda , Mike Hemconsisting of turkey, mashed po- lock, Ron Kaler, Bucky Price,
tatoes, green beans, salad, pump- George Blyler, Stuart Davis, and
kin pie, and cider.
John Seebold.

TAKE IT EASY
Going to and coming from the game
at West Chester tonight!
Observe all rules of highway safety.
Gentlemen , The Line F orms at the Lef tl

Juke Box Rented

The College Council has rented
a new j uke box for the college
lounge. The new record player
was placed in the lounge on Wednesday, November 1. The Vumbico
Novelty Co., Shamokin, Pa., has
charge of servicing and record re- •
placement.
The new j uke box is a 1948
Wurlitzer machine with a 24-record capacity.

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Phi Sigma Pi, national honorary
educational fraternity for men,
held its informal initiation on November 8, 1950, in the old gym.
Seventeen pledgees participated in
the program. Master of Ceremonies for the event was Robert Sickinger.
The first pledgee to take the
spotlight was Mike Dorak, who
gave a discourse on marriage. Mr.
Dorak offered some "helpf ul advice" to prospective husbands and
wives. The oration gained a round
of applause.
Don ald Cesare contin ued the
ceremonies with a recitation of
"Trees " by Joyce Kilmer. He was
followed by Jack Williams, who
literally brought down the roof
with his imitations of a. "dummy."
The audience went into riotous
laughter when Walt Troutman
presented his imitations of prominent personalities.
Charles Brennan sang his own
version of "Mammy." Next, Harold Carey, dressed for the occasion, gave the audience a glimpse
of "Life in Greenwich Village."
Vincent Nawrocki made his debut as a ventriloquist. Edward
Slikes gave his performance by
proposing marriage to Maynard
Herring. George Baksi acquainted
the student body with some new
points of view on education when
he delivered his philesephy on
B. S. T. C. James Creveling completed the round of solo performances with an entertaining act.
A burst of applause arose in the
gym when the Phi Sigma Pi Chorus* Line made its appearance. The
quartet composed of Homer Zeigler, Henry Hurtt , George Reck,
and Claude Renninger, brought
the program of the evening to a
close.
The formal initiation of the
pledgees took place the following
evening in the social rooms of
Science Hall.
The obj ective of the fraternity
is to maintain a professional educational fraternity for men in
teacher-training institutions. It endeavors to advance ideals of education , promote fellowship, improve the quality of teachers, and
uphold justice and efficiency of
government. Officers of the group
are Gerald Bacon, president; Merlin Beachell, vice-president; James
Whitney, secretary ; and Lewis
Ballantine , treasurer.

Students Hold Big
Rally and Parade
Before Wilkes Game
The town of Bloomsburg knew
there was a college on the hill on
Friday, November 3, when BSTC
held a pep rally with all the trimmings: cheerleaders, a bonfire , a
parade of fraternity pledgees, and
an automobile parade and snake
dance led by a lovely Queen. The
affair wound up with a square
dance, sponsored by the Day Men 's
Association, in the College lounge.
The pep rally was held in anticipation of the BSTC-Wilkes College football game, which was
played on Saturday afternoon ; and
college spirit reached a new high
as the Huskies neared the end of
the 1950 gridiron season.
The rally opened on the Benj amin Franklin School playground
with a bonfire and a parade of Phi
Sigma Pi pledgees; the cheerleaders, assisted by the Maroon and
Gold Band , led the assemblage in
college cheers and songs. Coach
Redman made a few brief remarks; then the lovely Queen of
the pep rally, Joan Enama , was
introduced.
The group then adjourned to the
Colonnade, where the automobile
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Dancer Stunned . . .

Knox Fellowship
Ha yride
Mond ay, November 13
Bronso n's Farm
Gr oup will leave long
porch at 7:00 P.M.

Educational Fraternity *
Presents Riotous Program
On Wednesday Evening

Dr. Nelson, president of tho Alumni Association, bestows his thanks
upon M, & O. twlrlor, Hazel Thompson, in appreciation of tho large cako
presented to him during half-tlmo ceremonies at tho Homecoming Day
garno. Bo careful of your blood pressure Doctor ! !

Dancers literally knocked
themselves out at the Day
Men's Round and Square Dance
on Friday, November 3.
Jo Ann Fornwald was stunned by a blow from an overexuberant dancer 's elbow and
had to be assisted from the
dance floor.

j ftlaroon arib #ol&

Speaking of . .

OPERATIONS

PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY AND FOR
THE STUDENTS OF BLOOMSBURG STATE TEACHERS COLLEGE

Cfo-Editors
Business Manager
News Editor

tOr
£ea ?r %5?
Editor

Marie B. Mattis and Merlin Beachell
James Creasy
Frank Dean

'ack Re^e

by Calvin Kan yuck and
Max Kaplan

After two and a half years of
careful observation , we have come
to the conclusion that there is one
operator around here who stands
(A COMPLETE MASTHEAD WILL BE PUBLISHED IN A LATER ISSUE.)
out among all the others. His life
may have its ups and downs, but
nevertheless, he gets around. Needless to say, he is in constant deAn Open Letter . . . .
mand as far as many of the girls
are concerned ,
I wou ld like everyone to understand before reading this arti- in the dormitory
't
gone
to his head.
but
this
hasn
cle that I am not condemning anyone or anything in general.
He still toils the young ladies
I believe it is only rig h t t h at a mem b er o f t h is year 's soccer where to get off. With both adteam sh ou ld give his views on the question of dropping the sport. miration and envy, we salute
From what I can gather , this is to be the last year for soccer at "Art", the elevator operator.
this institution. Before I go any further I think I should mention Something new in football ? . . .
was late in the fourth period
that I am the- onl y senior on this year 's squa d, so whether the of It the
Wilkes game, and the
sport is continue d or not will not affect me in any way. From this crowd had
settled back to enj oy
I want you to understand that I can gain no benefi t at all from the remainder of the contest. The
the continuation of the sport , so my views are equal to those of Wilkes center snapped the ball to
the runner who was stopped in his
an outsider.
before making any gain.
The chief claims of the peop le who are against the continua- tracks
Everything seemed to be in order
tion of the sport are that in no way does play ing soccer h el p any except to the official who picked
one receive a teaching position , an d that there is no interest in the up the ball and paced off a five penalty against Bloomsburg.
sport on campus. As for the first claim , I am not too well ac- yard
"Wha hoppen? " was the question
quainte d, but I d o k now t h at two of my friends are established in asked by many. It seems that
hi gh schools and coaching soccer is part of their job. I intend to Coach Redman had inaugurated a
^ into this part of the problem and see just how njany new defense system of which the
look further '
officials did not approve. For some
of the f ormer soccer players of this school have been benefited" by reason
they thought twelve men
the sport.
were one too many.
For the second claim , I ask , "W hy is there no interest?" The Who bundled the jo b?
answer is very simple. The college in general does nothing more
According to many self-fashionthan furnish a small amount of money, a coach , and a field to ed humorists this was the question
supposedly being asked by the Replay on.
when the would-be asOn the other hand , football has its ranks 'filled with many publicans
sassins
failed
their j ob on Presioutstan ding football stars from all parts of the state. Also , the dent Truman. inWe
doubt that they
football team receives so much publicity in the local papers that had anything to do with it , and
there is no room left for the soccer team. Please don 't get t he id ea surely this is no matter about
to joke, but the American
I am a gainst the football team , because I' m really proud of them. which
people have a tendency to treat
'
This year s soccer team is composed of fellows who really such things lightly. This attempt
like the game , an d in no way does the college do anything what- on the life of a President is nothsoever to bring good soccer players to this institution. Some ing new, and it certainly does not
man of distinction.
people a dvocate that t h er e aren 't any good soccer players to bring make Harry athing
started when
This sort of
here. Contrary to this comment, t h is sch ool is l ocated in one o f some character by the name
of
the counties where the high schools play a terrific brand of soccer. Booth decided to knock off LincMany of my own friends , with just a little inducement , would now oln. Since then , it has been tried
on McKinley, Garfield , and both of
be attendinq this school.
Roosevelt boys. In fact, an
As for publicity, the soccer team receives so little that it might the
attempt of some sort is made on
ju st as well be forgotten. For example, on Saturday, November the life of each President. Some of
4 , we had a soccer game against Indiana S.T.C. There was no the more common means include
incendiary letters and packaged
mention at a ll in t h e l oca l paper a b out t h e game , t h e time , or t h e bombs.
Fortunately, the alert secplace it was to be played. This , to me, is t h e most important way ret service men have means of
to gain int erest, b ecause most of t h e peop l e wh o att en d ed t h e detecting such contrivances.
game were outsiders who understand or who have played the Our hats are off . . .
game. How can you expect to build up interest when people don 't
To the would-be chemists, phyeven know there s going to be a game? How many games were sicists, and biologists who haunt
our hallowed hall of science, we
announced in assembl y t h is year ?
remove
hats. It has been said
Many times people have asked me when our next soccer game that weour
must suffer for science,
was going to be. In many cases, they said if they had only known and these students are getting an
they would have attended. I also believe that the faculty could excellent grounding along this line.
have hel pe d int erest a lo ng in many ways. I take aiy hat off to How they can drink the water
there is beyond us. It has
Dean Kehr , Dr. Engelhart , and Mr. Reams. Need I say anymore? served
a lovely mist color and tastes like
I will whole-heartedly agree with anyone that it takes a win- it was j ust piped over from the
ning team to gain interest and hold the fans. I sincerely believe boilers in the power plant. This
of the many features
that if the sport is given another chance, and some of the sore is just one
is also airbuilding.
of
this
,
spots I have mentioned are remedied the sport can become a conditioned: hot inIt summer
and
tribute to a fine school.
C. R. G. cool in winter. There are so many
leaks in the roof that the place
looks like a public shower whenever we have a substantial rain.
Rumor has it , however, that this
The purpose of National Education Week is to call to the building is to be repaired in the
future. We are glad to see
attention of the public once a year to the vital role of education in near
that they finally realize that this
the life of our democracy.
building is also a part of the colThe general theme "Education for a Strong America " is in- lege campus.
fP°^

Art Edltor

It 's Your Move

Harry Brooks

Phil Sea rch

The Significance of National Education Week

deed t a timel y one. During the World War , we made our battlecry "Make the world safe for democracy " but now we know only
the strong can survive and that no democracy is safe unless the
people of that democracy are strong.
A fundamental step in making America strong is the building
of physical fitness. Selective Service has called to our attention
some of our physical defects. The encouraging fact that today
we are in better physical condition than at the time of the World
War shows that our education is producing results. Since much
of our lack of physical fitness is caused by an inadequate diet
due to poor earning power , it is our duty to strive for the economic
well-being of the nation, This should be no nation where wealth
accumulates and men decay. Once the economic insecurity of
society is overcome, the main threat to emotional stability will
have keen removed.
Once the people are physically fit and emotionall y stable , we
have gone a long way toward strengthening national morale, It is
our schools ' duty to give the children daily experiences in democratic living so that they may see the advantages of perpetuating
this form of government regardless of the type of government
predominating in the ' world outside our nation. Through education we must build up a morale which will be unshaken no matter
what crises arise.
Another problem in building a strong America is the safeguarding of school support. In times like these there is always a
tendency to curtail expenditures and the schools will be the first
to suffer unless we can justify the cost of the schools by showing
their value in maintaining a aemocracy,
The last problem in building a stron g American is insuring
the cooperation of home and school . These two things , more than
all other factors , mold the lives of the youth of America, When
they are working hand in hand , we shall have a sound basis upon
which to build a strong America.

Orchids . . .
This week we send our orchids
to the Day Men's Association who
provided the college community
with another of their evenings of
entertainment on Friday, November 3. The Day Men have come a
long way in the past year. From
an organization of rather passive
interest in school affairs , we now
find them showing the way. A
rough count showed over thirtyfivc sets on the floor for the first
square-dance. With eight people
to a set and a goodly number of
students sitting out the dance, we
would hazard a guess that over
three hundred attended the dance.
Free refreshments were served,
and few are the people who can
honestly say that they didn 't have
a good time.
'Taln 't

so ...

A check of statistics shows that
the United States grows more
than seventy per cent of the
world's corn. There are those
friends of ours who insist we are
going to boost the percentage if
wo continue this column. We reply, " 'tain't so."
Well, twenty-three skidoo for
this week, and keep a stiff upper
lip. Better times are ahead.
It would be better to be able to
enj oy the things you cannot have
than to have things you are not
able to appreciate.
—Elbert Hubbard

Glances Behind the Scenes
In the Day Men 's Room

To the students of this school who do not recognize those
strange characters that appear in miscellaneous classes , let us tell
you about them. They are the forgotten people who are called
day men.
These people arrive here at the college from communities
such as Shamokin , Catawissa , Danville , an d other out-of-the-way
places. They travel in luxurious limousines or beat up jalo pies
from their respective haunts and then converge in a place called
t h e d ay men 's room in Noetling Hall.
These people, some three hundred strong, are led by Jim
Cannon , who is the president of the Day Men 's Association; John
Seebold, who is vice president; George Young, secretary; and
Robert Hileman , treasurer.
Let us look closer into the haunt from which these day men
emerge. We will see upon entering the door a room which has
many tables. On these tables may be found collections of books ,
bottles of soft drink , a ch ess or ch eck er boar d , or a part ly consumed lunch. Around these tables in all probability we would see
some day men in a discussion which migh t center upon an invo lve d
probl em of calcu l us , a well-delivered opinion about some faculty
mem b er , or oration on why the Phillies are the best baseball team.
The average person might obtain a well-rounded college education
by listening to the cussings and discussions of these square-table
conrerences.
In furthering our investigation , we mi gh t see at a ta bl e two
fellows who seem to be doing imitations of "The Thinker "; but , in
reality , they are absorbed in planning an intricate maneuver in
chess. We might also see an amateur two-some playing checkers;
t h ese are f res h man an d k now no bett er .
A t on e en d of t h e room , the brash beat of boogie or the restful rh ythm of the classics wells from the small radio and , upon
occasio n , Jo hn 's Other Wife sneaks across from the speaker. At
times , an eager group of Philly fans are hunched about the set in
nervous anticipation. From the other end of the room we can hear
the staccato of a snore from someone assuming a prone position
on one of the four soft sofas.
The noon hour brings the assorted members of this organization trooping into the room and every chair and sofa is quickly
occupied. Here the great moment arrives . . . from the well equipped kitchen comes the appetizing aroma of coffee such as onl yGeorge Young can brew. Lunch is served by digg ing into homeprepared lunches and washing the sandwiches down with the delicious coffee. Then the square-table discussions start anew and
are only quieted by the ringing of the class warning bell. The
occupants of the room disperse and are engulfed by various classrooms.
At the stroke of four, they scurry off to their abodes in
Shamokin , Catawissa , Danville, and other outlandish places. The
day room is deserted, but tomorrow they will be back full of desire to learn jus t a little more.
There are other things which the day men do to bring credit
to the school. For instance , this year they have held a square
dance; and later on they will sponsor a student smoker. In this
way, they contribute generously to student activities. In the future,
they plan to participate more full y in the college program by setting up a scholarship for some needy student.
So fellow students, if these strange characters-appear in your
classes, don ' t worry because they disappear from this community
dail y at the four o'clock bell.

Hmmm l Boy, Smell That Coff ee

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Husky Gridders Ready for Tonight 's Battle at West Chester
New Cage Aspir ants
Answer Call for
First Gym Workouts

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Sixty-one b a s k e t b a l l hopefuls
answered Coach Harold Shelly's
first call on October 17, to open
the 1950-51 cage practices. The
Husky mentor will begin his second season under the Maroon and '
Gold livery aided by his new assistant , Dr. Wagner. He is looking
forward to a successful season,
after last year 's impressi ve showing.
A m o n g the f i r s t - d a y throng
were the fa miliar faces of Walt
Banull , Smokey Andrews, Buc;
By'nam , Don B u tler , and Dann y
Boychuck. These veteran cagers ,
along with George Lambrinos and
Dave Link chorst , are expected to
form the nucleus for this year's
quintet. High among the list of
capable performers are such Husky stalwarts as Chuck Daley , Ed
Goodhart , Larry Ksanznak , Jack
R i t t e n m ey e r , Bob Roan , Bucky
Richards , Jim Thompson , Al Williams , and Tweet Reed.
Newcomers putting in their bid
for a berth on the Husky squad
are Frank Furgele, Dick Ledyard ,
Mike Durso, Doug Erickson, Roy
Sanders, Bob Abraczinsk as, Tony
Abraczinskas, Larry Bernhardt ,
Bob Bickert , Alex Boychuck, Edgar Berry, Stanley Aagaard , Joe
Costa , Dick Gearhart , Carl Hinger , Jim Hahn, John John son, Jimmie Johnson , Jerome Kopec, Joe
Kapralick, Jim Lesser, Hank Novak , Barney Osevela, John Porr ,
Charles Ruffing, John Scrimgeour,
Charles Yesson, and F. Williams.
From this impressive array ,
Coach Shelly will choose a 30-man
squad to carry him through a
tough schedule which includes tilts
with West Chester and Tripe Citie§. He is confronted with the
task of assembling a smooth-working uni t to take the floor against
Wilkes College in the season's
opener on December 6.
The managers for this year are
Dale Bennett , Gene Morrison and
Paul Gansel.

Husk y Booters Pile
Up 6-0 Score Over
Outclassed Indian a
The mud-spattered Huskies emerged victorious from the muck of
Mount Olympus on Saturday morning, November 4, by giving Indiana State Teachers College a 6-0
trouncing.
Undismayed by the sea of mud
which covered the field , the Shellymen scored in the opening minutes of the game as Gearhart's
drive slid through the fingers of
the Indiana goalie. This ended the
scoring for the first half as the
water-soaked ball refused to be
lofted any distance.
Rain fell as the second half
started , but the Huskies were not
to be denied. Conrad sailed the
ball into the cords, a nd a few
minutes later Bickert's penalty
kick followed it.
As the third quarter waned,
Purgele entered the scoring column by scoring from a touch line
kick that squirmed from the goalie 's fingers,
In the fourth quarter , Pague
tallied on a penalty kick as Coach
Shelly emptied his bench of substitutes. The clay-soaked ball was
again pounded through by Thompson in the last minute of the game,
leaving the Maroon and Gold with
a 6-0 win.
This game ended the 1950 season for the Bloomsburg soccer
squad. The Shellymen won four
games and lost three in a season
of hard games and tough competition.

Huskies Top
Wilkes 27-7 on
Muddy Gridiron

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Students got that old College Spirit again last Friday night as they
turned out for another «iant ne.p rally and parade before Saturday 's bij?
game with the Wilkes Colonels.

Locker ¦!-Lingo
by Harry Brooks
West Chester, here we come! Th at is the cry on the campus this
week as the Huskies prepare to journey to the downstate school for the
toughest battle of the season. Thus far, the Tutors, who will serve as
hosts, have lost, but one game ; that was to "big time" Delaware University . Last week they bowled over Moravian , 20-0, aiid attempted 32
passes in the process of the rout. The Huskies can expect an aerial
assault such as they have not seen all season. Student spirit here on
the Hill seems at an all time high , and Bloomsburg should have a
terrifi c backing at the tilt. See you at West Chester!
Last Saturday afternoon , Wilkes provided more opposition than
expected, and probably played their best game of the current campaign.
It seems that they were up for the game, and Maroon and Gold weren 't
as sharp as usual. Al Nicholas, speedy hack for Wilkes, was perhaps the
best runner that the Huskies have played against all season. The game
was a thriller all the way; and despite the 27-7 score, the Colonels provided the strongest opposition for the Redmen so far this season.
Stellar fullback Danny Parrell ran for his finest gain of the season
on the first play from scrimmage, racing 80 yards for his eleventh T.D.
of the campaign. Three cheers for Danny in another department: the
Hazleton Flash's smiling picture made the sports section of last Sunday 's Philadelphia Inquirer.
Coach Shelly 's soccer boys ended the season on a fiine note by
dribbling past Indiana Teachers, 6-0, for their easier win of the year.
Their final record stands four successes against three defeats. Now the
versatile Shelly shifts his attention to basketball; daily practice sessions
have been held all this week.
Apologies to Mr. Redman , who was one hundred percent correct in
stating that the Wilkes score would not be 40-7 as picked by this
crystal ball. Maybe the fog of the Huskies past record interfered with
a correct prediction. The wet field may have made a difference, too.
The state now has five undefeated grid elevens. Little Thiel College,
never mentioned heretofore as boasting a perfect slate had one all this
time and it hadn 't even been noticed. Here are the state teams that hold
unblemished records: Thiel, Lehigh , F & M , Carnegie Tech, and Bloomsburg. Drexel bowed for the first time this week to Western Maryland.
Thiel still leads the state in defense , having had only 13 points chalked
up against them, and the Huskies are still a close second, with 21 points.
The prediction corner now has a percentage of 800, having picked
fourteen out of fifteen last Saturday , and 28 out of 35 for the season.
This week's selections are as follows :
STATE TEAMS :
20
West Chester
13
Bloomsburg
Carnegie Tech
Lehigh
27
13
F & M
40
W & J
7
Thi el' s opponent is unknown.
NATIONAL GA M ES :
Pittsburgh
7
Notre Dame
35
, Michigan State
33
Minnesota
6
Penn State
14
West Virginia
6
California
17
U.C.L.A
7
Kentucky
40
Miss. State
0
13
Navy
Tulane
21
Indiana
7
Michigan
20
Washington
17
Oregon
21
Temple
28
Bucknell
0
28
Wisconsin
14
Ohio State

West Chester "G uest "
Class in Ethic s
Hanging By Neck
In Waller Fire Tower
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It's a known fact that there are
plenty of "dummies" inside the
hallowed halls of Men 's Waller
Hall, but we did not know the
housing shortage was so severe
that wo could not entertain one
"guest" f rom West Chester ; he
has taken up residence , in parasite
fashion , in the back fire tower.
This reminder of the coming
grid battle with the powerful
Rams was conceived and constructed by two spirited sophomores of
Waller Hall, Henry Hurtt and Jim
Whlbley, with the cooperation of
the football managerial staff , who
produced the needed equipment.
The boys said the "guest" would
make the trip to West Chester, so
let's follow the dummy 's example
and all go!

Teachers College Title
May Be Awarded to Game's Victor

That Old College Spirit I I I

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parade and snake dance assembled. Led by the Queen, in a canary-yellow 1920 convertible, and
the Maroon and Gold band , students, carrying maroon and gold
streamers and "booster" signs,
made a mass invasion of the
streets of the town of Bloomsburg.
After thoroughly tying up traffic,
the excursion was halted at the
square, Hero more songs and
cheers wore raised to the skies ;
some enterprising person attached
the college colors to the flag pole.
On the return trip, the mob
took tho Columbia Theatre by
storm , run ning around tho auditorium in chain fashion. This was
done quietly but effectively ; no
disturbance was caused , but ev-

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eryone knew that B. S. T. C. was
having a pep rally. Both movie
patrons and the management cooperated graciously.
A breathless but happy studen t
body assembled in the college
lounge for an old-time square
dance, which ended at 11:30.

Students Hold Rally
A nd Parade
( Continued from page 1)
abuse the furnishings in the
lounge ?
What do you think can bo done
to solve the problem ?
The poll will be completed by
the beginning of next week and
the results will bo announced
shortly thereafter ,

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Coach Redman 's Huskies defeated a pepped-up group of Wilkes
' College gridders 27-7 at Athletic
Park last Saturday afternoon before a sparse crowd of loyal Husky rooters.
The play of the Maroon and
Gold , in sp ots , was very sluggish;
and time after time the Wilkes'
forward wall outcharged that of
the Huskies.
Dan Parrell , top scorer in the
state with sixty-six points, star t ed
things off with a bang on the first
play of the game with an 80 yard
touchdown run through the middle of the Wilkes defense. Tavalsky kicked the extra point, and it
looked like another romp for the
Huskies.
But Wilkes , ignoring the results
of the Huskies' previous games,
drove the ball with ease down to
the Bloomsburg 23 following the
kickoff. Here the attack stalled,
and the Maroon and Gold took
over.
After an exchange of punts, the
Huskies rolled to th e Wilkes 20,
only to lose the ball on a pass
interception on the Wilkes 14.
Wilkes pun ted out to the midfiel d, and on the first play, P arrell
fumbled. Wilkes took over and
also fumbled on th e first play,
with the Huskies' John Nemetz
re covering on the Wilkes 46.
Spa ck then attempted another
pass which was again intercepted,
this time on the Wilkes 20; it was
returned 34 yards by Nicholas, the
Wilkes backfield star , who played
brilli antly all afternoon. Nicholas
f umbled as he was hit, and , ironically, Spack recovered.
The Huskies picked up a firs t
down on the Wilkes 41; then
Spack faded back and hit end Ed
Tavalsky , who was alone near the
left side line, for a touchdown.
Tavalsky again converted the extra point, and Bloomsburg led 140. The half ended with no further
scoring.
Wilkes received the kickoff following the intermission and showed that the game was far from
over; they drove 74 yards to register what turned out to be their
lone tally of the game. The at, tempt for the extra point was
good , and Wilkes was back in the
game.
A few m in ut es l ater , Bob Lang ,
who played stand-out ball all day,
intercepted a Wilkes pass on the
Husky 40 an d , with some good
blo cks , returned the ball to the
Wilkes 43. This was the steppingstone to the third Husky score.
Spack , Osevala, and Lang alternated carrying the ball, and eight
plays later Barney (Osevala)
plunged over. Tavalsky again made
the conversion good , and things
were looking brighter for the Maroon and Gold.
After the ensuing kickoff , Osevala intercepted a Wilkes pass;
this time the attack was stalled
by a penalty on the Wilkes 19.
Wilkes fumbled on their second
play, and center Tom McLaughlin
recovered on the Wilkes 18. This
chance went for naught when a
fourth down pass was batted down
by the alert Wilkes defense.
Wilkes drove to the Husky 46
before Nicholas, a t t e mp t i n g a
fourth down pass, was thrown
back to the Wilkes 39.
In three plays the Huskies had
another score. Joe Kaprilick entered the Husky line-up and circled his own right end for ten
yards and very close to a first
down on the Wilkes 30. Osevala
(Continued on page 4)

Cage Opponents ,
Please Note
Coach Harold Shelly, basketball mentor , reported that he
has 16 captains of high school
teams among the aspirants for
positions on the Husky basketball team this year. This should
prove to be both good and bad
news — good for Bloomsburg
and bad for Its opponents.
This Is the first time in a
number of years that material
of this caliber has been available to our coaches. We should
bear in mind that team captains are "usually " rated as
one of the best players of their
particular squads.

Many Students Leaving
Campus to Attend Season 's
Big Gridiron Attraction
It may be the eve of Armistice
Day, but you 'll n ever know it tonight when the undefeated Bloomsburg Huskies clash with the oncebeaten West Chester Golden Rams
in the game which has been termed "the Battle of the Year." All
past records and predictions will
be cast aside as these two j uggernauts meet, and you can bet that
coaches Bob Redman , of the Huskies, and Glenn Killinger, of the
Rams, will use all their wiles and
material in an effort to win.
A general invasion of the West
Chester campus will take place as
the Maroon and Gold Band and
che erleaders will lead many
Bloomsburg-bannered cars to the
scene of the struggle. This army
of students will undoubtedly provide great moral support to the
drive of the Huskies. Coach Redman 's statement that "the spirit
of the team is lifted by the following and spirit of the students" will
certainly be proved at this gigantic contest.
Meanwhile, commanding ueneral Redman has been drilling his
charges arduously the past week.
Following the hard-fought victory
over Wilkes , the coach has had to
patch up many bruises and wounds
in both his men and his attack ;
and when the golden-clad Huskies
take the field tonight, their ground
and aerial attack will be at the
highest possible peak.
The professor of the gridiron
will open with the same offensive
unit the past six contests have
seen. His defensive unit will show
a sligh t variation from the offense,
as John Nemetz and Russ Looker
will move into the tackle slots and
possibly the inj ured "Ziggy" Ziegenf use will occupy one of the
guard spots. In the defensive backfield , safety-man Dave Linkchorst
will move in along with B'arn ey
Oseval a, who is also a terrific
scoring punch on the offense when
relieving fullback Dan Parrell.
From the West Chester camp,
the report comes that General
Glenn Killinger 's Golden Rams escaped any serious inj ury in their
conquest of Moravian College last
week and will be at full strength
for tonight's contest. His offensive
u nit , revolving around the quarterbacking of senior Wayne Schneider, will show speed and hard driving play. The Husky defense will
bang helmets with big Jack Eutsler, who will anchor the line at
center. He will be flanked by cocaptain "Beef" McKenzie and the
fast-charging John Pancelli at the
guard positions. The tackle slots
will show Charlie Weber and 250pound Bill Foltz; at the terminals,
Bill McLarnon and Chuck Reese
will show their wares.
Besides the crafty Schneider,
the backfield will find three of the
best backs the Huskies have met
this year. Co-captain "Roundy "
Waldman , rated one of the greatest backs ever to don a Ram suit,
(Continued on page 4)

Season 's Record

B.S.T.C. ... 39
B.S.T.C. ... 20
B.S.T.C
40
B.S.T.C. ... 26
B.S.T.C. ... 35
B.S.T.C. ... 27

Mansfiel d
Lock Haven ..
Millersville ...
Shippensburg .
Kutztown
Wilkes

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6
0
2
6
0
7

TOTAL 187
21
Opposition : average per game : 3.5
points
B. S. T.C: average per game : 31.1
points
W.C.S.T.C. ,. 13
W.C.S.T.C. .. 26
W.C.S.T.C. .. 39
W.C.S.T.C. ,. 27
W.C.S.T.C. .. 26
W.C.S.T.C. .. 20

Delaware .. .16
P.M.C
0
Lock Haven .21
E. Stroud. ... 0
Millersvj lie .. 7
Moravian ... 0

TOTAL 151
44
Opposition : average per game : 7.3
points
W. C. S. T.C: average per game:
25.1 points
BloomsburR
West Chester
Won 6 Lost 0
Won 5 Lost 1
Dan Parrell—State loader in scoring—66 points
Ed Tavalsky—16 out of 21 conversions
T o n i gh t ' s battle between the
Rams and the Huskies will mark
the first time in 29 years that the
two schools have mot on the gridiron, West Chester copped four
out of flvo previous meet ings;
B. S. T. C. only scored 9 points
against past West Chester elevens.

Crash!!

Max Kaplan 's 1937 sedan had
another dent this week !
Sunday night , about 7:30 P.M.,
on the outskirts of Berwick, Max
Kaplan made a quick stop. The
truck in back of him didn't.
Max and his wife were on their
way home fiom Port Chester, New
York, where they had gone to attend the wedding of a friend. Just
twelve miles short of their destina t ion , on the road to Bloomsburg,
the car in front of them came to
a sudden halt. ' Max applied his
brakes. The cattle-truck right behind him , unable to make a quick
stop, tried to avoid an accident by
swerving to the right. He was almost successful, but not quite. His
left front tire collided with the
right rear fender of Max 's sedan ,
fla ttening it considerably .
Max and Mrs. Kaplan escaped
inj ury, and so di'd the cattle. The
driver of the cattle-truck was
Dewey A. Kepner of Muncy.

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Hu skies Top Wilkes

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then plunged through the middle
of t he line, broke to the outside ,
and traversed the remaining 30
yards for his second touchdown of
the afternoon. Bud Bower had
two attempts for the extra point
but missed both .
The score then read Bloomsburg
27, Wilkes 7; and the game ended
shortly after the following kickoff.
SCORE BY QUARTERS
1 Wilkes 1 0 1 0 ) 7 1 0 1 — 7 "
I B.S.T.C. | 7 | 7 I 0 113 1 —27 |

Teachers College Title

(Continued from page 3)
will team up with the freshman
fiind of th e y ear , Fred Prender , at
the halfbacks , while crashing Earl
Hersh will be in the fullback spot
in the Killinger "T" . No change
is made in the line when the ball
changes hands, but four new backs
will trot on. Forrest Mutter, Vin ce
McAneney , Dale Adams , and Di ck
Bova 'are the men responsible for
stopping the Husky attack once it
eludes the front line defenses.
When the dust settles and the
cease f i r i n g order has come
th r ou gh , one of these top-flight
teams will probably be mythical
State Teachers College Champions
of 1950.

B Club Chooses
Officers to Serve
Durin g 1950-1951
The women's "B" Club held its
first regular meeting on Wednesday evening, November 1, at the
home of Miss McCammon, sponsor
of the club.
A wienie roast was held, after
which new members were initiated. Helen Tietjen and Barbara
Brace had charge of the initiation
ceremonies.
,
The following officers were installed : President : Eleanor Young,
Vice-president : Ruth Glidden ; Secretary : Priscilla Abbott ; Treasurer: Janet Price.
After installation of officers a
short business meeting was held.
Present at the meeting were: Barbara Brace, Helen Tietj en , Peggy
Bourdette, Ruth Glidden , Joyce
Sluyter , Priscilla Abbott, Leonora
MacGill , Mickey Casula, Jean
Meier, Eleanor Young,. Janet Price,
Marilyn Evans, Mary Jane Dorsey, Gerry Funk , and Wanda Petraitis.
An old-fashioned girl is one who
drinks nothing but ! ! !

Bowl Bids May Be
Decided In This
Week' s Gr id Clashes

Wha t Do You Think?

Because this paper is published
for the students and faculty, we
want to give you a chance to conAs college football starts down tribute directly to it. It is interthe home stretch, games become esting to know what people think
more and more important for about certain questions and topics.
Bowl a spirants an d contenders for This article is designed to give
the national championship.
you direct quotations of fellow
Altho ugh some sport figures students and faculty members. We
tho ught that as a result of last are planning to make this column
week's games, the battle for the a regular feature of the Maroon
first ten was clarified , this writer and Gold.
It is only fitting that our first
begs to differ with them.
q uestion be, "What will" be the
Although Army and Oklahoma outcome
of the West Chesterremain undefeated , their compar- Bloomsburg
football game?"
detract
light
schedules
atively
quotations were
following
The
somewhat from the records. Ohio received as answers:
,
,
Sta t e , Princeton and California
Lee Benner—"I'd say about 12the latter two being undefeated ,
should be close contention for first 6 in favor of .Bloom. Hard fought*
game, though."
place in the national ratings.
« Lucky Pliscott— "Similar to the
As another week of football begins, here is how the games should Wilkes game; they'll play the betgo. In the East, Brown and Penn ter game, bu t we'll score the
meet at Franklin Field in an Ivy touchdowns and win. Lots of spirLeague clash. Penn is undefeated it!"
in the Ivy League competition and
Nancy Kelley — "Undoubtedly
should be coming back with lire in Bloomsburg, by two touchdowns."
their eyes after last week's def eat
George Hughes—"Hardest game
at the hands of Army. Penn is Bloomsburg ever had. It will be a
chosen to win in an easy one.
new system both offensively and
Army is host to New Mexico as defensively."
the Black Knights play another of
Jack Long—"It'll be the hardest
their too numerous easy games. game of the year, and the score
The Cadets will win this one with will be close. We'll have to play ,
plenty to spare.
our best the entire game. I think
The Ivy League's leading con- we can beat them. "
tender, Princeton , should move
Ray Raabe— "28-7 Bloom. Parone step closer to the title when rell!"
they play Harvard.
Mr. Shortess — "No doubt we
Once victorious Navy should get will win the game, if we can keep
back on the black side of the our spirit — not get too confident
ledger when th ey play Tulane at or lose our heads."
Baltimore this Saturday. Last year
Ardelle Zeigenf use — "Toughest
the Middies held Tulane to a 21-21 game, but I think we can beat
tie. This year the men from An- them."
* George Young— "I hope we win ,
napolis should take them.
b
u t I don 't think it will be by a
Other Eastern games will see:
Cornell over Colgate; Clemson ov- large margin of score. "
Sterling Smith — "Poor West
er Boston College ; Columbia over
Dartmouth ; Fordham over George- Chester I"
George Robal — "Undefeated
town; Notre Dame over Pitt;
season for Bloom!"
Penn State over West Virginia.
Adam Ben— "Sure we'll win!"
In the Middle West , Ohio State
Harry
Brooks—"20-13, B.S.T.C."
Wisconsin
will
feature
the
and
John
Seebold
— "Bloom hasn 't
game of the week. This one will lost—yet!"
practically decide the Big Ten
WHAT'S YOUR OPINION ?
Championship. Wisconsin will go
into this game with two goals in
mind. First, they will be aiming
for the Big Ten Crown and next,
Yale set a record this year in
the right to go to the Rose Bowl. awarding to its freshman class a
Ohio State will win in a close one. total of $346,763 in scholarships.
Illinois , the only other Big Ten
The 348 recipients come from 37
contender, will draw a compara- st a tes, District of Columbia, Hatively easy one in Iowa.
waii, and three foreign countries.
Oklahoma who set a new intercollegiate record last Saturday
The Institute for International
when they won their twenty-sev- Education will select fifty Amerienth straight victory, should con- can teachers to teach in Japanese
tinu e to increase this streak when universities for two-year terms,
they play Kansas. However, this beginning in April, 1951. Minimum
one is alway s a good game, so requirements: a Master 's degree
watch for the upset.
and some teaching experience. ApIn other Midwest games: Michi- plications may be made directly to
gan should defeat Indiana ; North- the Institute for International Edwestern over Purdue; Holy Cross ucation.
over Marquette; Xowa State over
College teachers are desperately
Drake ; N e b r a s k a over Kansas
State; College of Pacific over Cin- overworked , according to findings
cinnati ; Colorado over Missouri; by the National Commission on
Oklahoma A. & M. over Wichita.
Teacher Education and ProfesIn the south , Maryland and sional Standards. A 25% increase
No. Carolina highlight the South- . in the number of faculty members
ern football. Last week North is needed to restore the educationCarolina went down to defeat at al standards of 1939-40.
the hands of Tennessee. This week
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America's future will be deterwill not be much better; oncebeaten Maryland should beat them. mined by the home and the school.
After taking it on the chin from The child becomes largely what it
Alabama , 14-7, last week, Georgia is taught , hence we must watch
should rebound with a win over what we teach it , and how we live
before it.
Florida.
Elsewhere in the South: GeorThis is a land of plenty, to be
gia Tech over V.M.I.; South Caro- sure,
but we can 't slow down on
lina over The Citadel; George the j ob
and have that plenty.' All
Washington over Furman ; Duke of us have
to produce in a
over Wake Forest; North Carolina world that isgot
crying
out for relief
State over Davidson; Virginia ov- from conditions largely
of its own
er William and Mary ; Kentucky making.
over Missisippi . State; Alabama
over Mississippi Southern; Tenyear over 200 eager huntnessee over Tennessee Tech ; and ersEvery
shoot
themselves or their comMississippi over Chattanooga.
panions instead of their intended
In the Southwest., Texas and prey, and another 100 dispatch
Baylor play the big game of the themselves in other ways.
section. Texas , winner over S.M.U.
last wook, is the leading contender
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Bowl aspirations. California should
win in a good game.
Main and Iron Streets
Washington , who is also in contention for coast honors, plays
Bloomsburg, Pa.
Oregon, They should win in another close one.

Three Types . .
by Ann Gengenbach
There are two ways to enter a
class; one way is with an open
mind and the other is with a pre judiced one. Have you ever heard
anyone murmur , "I j ust hate this
class " before crossing the threshhold into what seems eternal boredom ?
Our minds should be cleared of
all past experiences upon entering
such a class. Think to yourself , "I
could enj oy this class, if I t ook a
little interest in the mater."
If you j ust sit in the class, not
entering into the discussion , naturally the subj ect will seem boresome and tiri ng. All of us have
noticed the person , who, a fter
prancing around town until all
hours, sits in the back of the
classroom "dozing."
Then there is th e type which
sees nothing but the clock. They
just about count the seconds in
each minute. One , two, three , (oh ,
there I go again) at last fifty
minutes are up. "Class excused"
seems to be music to their ears.
"I' m forever blowing daydreams "
seems to be the third type 's
theme. He j ust sits and stares.
Stares at nothing !
A little more interest and participation in class will help make
it a much more bearable, oops,
understand able one.

A Note of Tha nks

Orchids to those who serve us.
By serving us, I mean those who
cater to us in the dining hall. It
isn 't as easy as you think to carry
those tr ays. There are many qualities which help make good waitresses or waiters, such as speed,
cleanliness , efficiency, and courtesy. Do you thank your particular waiter for serving you properly ? It will make him feel good
inside if you do. After all, he is
serving you!
According to information received from the President's office,
there are 134 students employed
by the college. Twenty-seven are
clerks in t he offi ces, forty-two are
waiters in the dining hall, fortynine are helpers in the kitchen
and cafeteria , and sixteen work as
laborers. No student is allowed to
work more than 25 hours a week.
Pay ranges from 35 cents to 50
cents an hour. President Andruss
estimated a student payroll of
$3,000 dollars a month.
This does not include the students who work in town or at
private homes.

Betty Ann Dress Shop
212 Iron Street

Racusin 's

Compliments of

106 East Main Street

Waffle Grille

He: "Woman's greatest attraction is her hair."
She: "I say it's her eyes."
He: "No, on second thought, it' s
her teeth."
Her little brother: "Wh a t' s the
use of you two sitting there lying
to each other!"

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A couple of movie extras were " ;
standing on Sunset Boulevard ,
when a beautiful Earl Carroll girl
happened to pass. "Gee," said one ,
"I feel like having that dame
again. " "What , " said the other ,
"you mean to tell me you 've had
that swell dame?" "No ," was the
answer, "but once before 1 felt
like it."
Embarrassing was the word for
it! The young lady, while swinging from the street car strap, had
dropped her handkerchief on the
lap of a sleeping man. The eyes
of everyone seemed to be upon
her, and she couldn 't get herself
to reach down and lift the hanky
from its roosting place. Just as
she had summoned up enough
courage to do so, the m an awoke
with a start and glancing about
seemed to be the center of attraction. Believing that it was his
shirt-tail protruding, he hurriedly
stuffed the handkerchief inside his
trousers.
Angry parent striding into dimly lighted room: Young man, I'll
teach y ou to make love to my
daughter!
Darling Dan : Wish you would,
old boy, I'm not making much
headway.
Peggy 's been out with everybody but Santa Clause, be cau se
there ain't no Santa Clause.
She: "Who invented the looseleaf system?"
He: "Adam and Eve!"
She: "There's one thing I want
to tell you before you go any farther."
He: "What's that?"
She: "Don 't go any farther!"
Cus tomer : "How much do you
take off for cash?"
Salesgirl : "How DARE you!"

Pat: "The doctor advised me to
go to a warmer climate."
Mik e : "He told me the same
thing but he didn 't put it in the
same words.

BUY YOUR CANDY
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Teacher: "Now suppose a man
working on the river bank suddenly fell in. He could not swim and
would be in danger of drowning.
Picture the scene. The man 's sudden f all , the cry for help. His
wife knows his peril and hearing
his screams, rushes immediately
to the bank. Why does she rush
to the bank? "
Pupil: "To draw his insurance
money."
Where Dad Took His Girl

The TEXAS
D. J. Comuntzis .

Bloomsburg

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Lingerie Shop
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Cor. Center and Main Streets
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Thanksgiving Day is the time
to dress that turkey
But the rest of the year is the
time to dress yourself .

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ALL YEAR ROUND
"For A Prett ier You "

Fred R. Hippensteel

Dry Cleaning Service
Bring Your Clothes To

Spick and Span

126 East Main Street
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