Business Education
Club Hold s Meeting
In Navy Auditori um

The Business Education Club
held its regular meeting on Thursd ay, October 19, in Navy Hall
Auditorium.
The club observed Pennsylvania
Week. Betty Speal , a member of
the club, gave an interesting talk
on Pennsylvania 's Resources.
Mr. RygiqJ, the club sponsor,
gave a report on a survey which
he has conducted in 1st, 2nd , 3rd,
and 4th class school districts in
Pennsylvania. The survey included
two hundred schools, and these
schools represented sixty-two of
the 67 counties. The obj ect of the
survey was to determine what
shorthand standards and curricular practices exist in the four
classes of school districts in Pennsylvania.
The following were some of the
topics considered in the survey :
(1) Passing grades used by different schools.
(2) Grade placement of shorthand.
(3) Selection of firs t year shorthand students by the vari ous schools.
(4) Text used in teaching shorthand.
(5) Reading rate requirements.
(6) When and d u r i n g what
years transcription started.
(7) Minimum transcription rate
req u i r e m e n t s for passing
grades.
(8) Minimum dictation rate required to pass the course.

1950 Homecom ing Time Magazine
Prints Letters of
One of Best in
College History
Faculty Members

, The 1950 Homecoming celebration started with a big bang. The
giant pep rally, bonfire , and snakedance on Friday night paved the
way for the big weekend.
Saturd ay festivities began with
the presentation by the Maroon
and Gold band, under the direction of Mr. Charles Henrie and
Mr. Howard Fenstemaker at 10:30
in the Waller Gymnasium. The
band played the following selections: "Rep asz Band , " "Tzena,
Teena , Tzena , " "March Independentia ," "New Ashmoli an Marching
Society & Conservatory , " "Hoop
De Do, " "The Thunderer ," "The
Jolly Tar, " "Glory of the Gridiron ," and the "Alma Mater. "
From 12:15 to 1:15, open house
was held in the Waller Hall and
North Hall dormitories ; visitors
and students alike availed themselves of this opportunity to see
the living quarters of friends and
relatives.
At 2:00 P.M., the H u s k i e s
smashed Kutztown State Teachers College 35-0; the game, which
was to have been the highlight of
the "day, proved to be a holiday
for the Maroon and Gold, who
scarcely let the Golden Avalanche
see the ball.
A get-together in the Waller
Gymnasium after the game gave
alumni, visitors, students, and faculty a welcome chance to chat
and renew old acquaintances. Refreshments of cider, coffee , and
doughnuts were served.
Festivities closed .with an informa l d an ce from 8:00 t o 11:30
P.M. Saturday night in Centennial Gymnasium. Music was furnished
by Al Anderson 's orchestra. The
aff air proved to be an overwhelming success, with what was estimated to be one of the largest
throngs ever in attendance at a
Homecoming dance.

An honor has been bestowed
upon two members of the college
faculty . . . that of getting letters
publi shed in Time magazine. It is
quite a coincidence that both the
letters should have been accepted
for publication almost in the same
issue.
Dr. J. A. Russell sent the following letter of praise to the editors of Time for their superb biography of the greai: living American poet, Robert Frost:
"Congratul ations to Robert
Frost for having the excellent
sense to choose such a Time-worthy biographer. Also to Time for
having established such an all
time high for lodging pebbles of
American biography where future
slingshooters cannot d i s l o d g e
them."
Time magazine replied with the
following letter:
"Dear Dr. Russell.
Many thanks for the doublebarrelled congratulations on our
October 9 cover story about Robert Frost. You were very kind in
paying tribute to Time for the
story.
Since we thought we'd like to
share your congratulations with
Time readers, we're publishing
(Continued on page 4)

Sylvia Zaremba Receives Acclaim
In Civic Music Concert Appearance
Sen ior Class Meets
To Approve Proposed
1950 Class Budget

Young Concert Artist
Thrills Large Audience
With Fine Performance

Sylvia Zaremba, popular nineyear old pianist, presented a
teen
At the recent meeting of the concert
in the Bloomsburg High
class of '51, action on two main School Auditorium at 8:30 p.m. on
items of business was completed. Thursday evening, November 2.
The proposed class budget was The
was the second on
adopted by the seniors and com- the attraction
schedule
of
the Bloomsburg
mittee appointments were made.
Civic
Music
Association
series.
The budget was drawn up from
Miss
Zaremba
began
her proa list of estimated expenses. As
gram
with
Johann
Sebastian
budget
January
the
stands now,
graduates must pay class dues Bach's Organ Fantasia and Fugue
amounting to $15.88 in the near in G minor, a selection alternating
future ; May seniors are required dramatic passages with passages
to pay $11.62 to Jack Reese, class of deep reflected beauty. This was
treasu rer , by April 1, 1951. Mem- followed by Thirty-Two Variations
bers of the class agreed to be in C min or, an original melody by
assessed for an increased amount Ludwig Van Beethoven.
Sonata in B flat minor, Opus 35
of dues if incurred expenditures
Frederic Chopin was the next
by
should exceed the estimated totals.
Committee chairmen appointed selection played by the young arby President Richard Kressler to tist. The sonata is made up of
supervise senior activities are : four movements: Grave-Doppio
Annou ncem ents , Diane Snyder; movimen to, Scherzo, Marche FunClass Memorial, Emory Rarig; ebro, and Presto.
The next melodies to be played
Caps and Gowns, Gerald Bacon ;
Class Photograph , Marie Mattis were Sonata No. 3, Opus 46 by
and Homer Zeigler. Chairmen of Dmitri Kabalevsky and Suite pour
activities for January seniors are : le piano by Claude Debussy. Miss
Banquet, Rita Dixon and Carolyn Zaremba concluded the concert
Vernoy; Ball, Andrew Maceiko and with Sonetto del Petrarca , No. 104
Russell Hawk ; Investigations and by Frans Liszt and Mephisto
Arrangements, Richard Waechter ; Waltz, also by Liszt.
The pianist has appeared with
Invitations, Nancy Morgan ; Ororchestras since she was a
adult
chestra, Robert LePard ; Dance
child.
At
the age of seven, she was
Program,
Norman
Kline;
Dance
Mr. Edwin Barton
Ticket , Francis Bodine; Decora- guest soloist with the Women's
To Leave B.S;T.C*
tions, Joan Grazel; Refreshments, Symphony Orchestra of Boston.
Mr. Earl A. Gehrig
Wanda
Petraitis ; Transportation , Two years later she made her
In
the
Near
Future
Writing Texts in
John Klotsko. General chairman debut in New York with the Philharmonic Symphony and the next
George Reck.
Mr. Edwin Barton , who is sub- is Committee
Accounting I and II
functions will be di- year appeared in a Town Hall constituting for Dr. Ralph Herre, will rected by Mr.
Rygiel who has cert.
leave the B.S.T.C. campus on 'No- charge of senior activities.
A two-volume college textbook
At twelve the youthful musician
vember 10, when Dr. Herre will
in Accounting I and Accounting II
played with the Philadelphia
had
return from Columbia University
is being compiled by Mr. Earl A.
the New York PhilOrchestra
where he has been attending a College Spee ch Clinic harmonic. and
Gehrig, a f a c u l ty member of
She
has made guest
series of conf erences.
Bloomsburg State Teachers Colperformances
in
several large citlege and instructor in the BusiMr. Barton was born in Mt. Expands Clinical
including Cleveland, Montreal,
ies
ness curriculum of the college.
Carmel, Pa. and moved to Blooms- Practice Training
and Chicago. Miss Zaremba is
Mr. Gehrig has already com- Dr. Nelson Elected
burg when he was three years old.
currently on her third tour under
pleted the first volume of the
He lived in Bloomsburg until he
The Speech Clinic of Blooms- the direction of Impresario S.
book. This volume is now being T o P resi d ency of
entered college. He first attended burg State Teachers College now Hurok.
edited by the H. M. Rowe ComTrinity College, Hartford , Connec- has three hours of clinical practice
pany of Baltimore, Maryland, but Al umni Assoc ia tion
ticut, where he received his B.A. besides the classroom work. The
it will be about a year before it
and M.A. degrees in history and clinic is open on Tuesday from College Plans to
One of the features of Home- political
appears on the market. In the
sciences. Later he attend- two to three for the training
meantime, Mr. Gehrig is working coming *Day at Bloomsburg State ed the University of Minnesota, school pupils, from three to four Discontinue Summer
on the second volume, so that both Teachers College was a meeting New York University, and Colum- for college cases, and Saturday Post-Session
volumes will be presented to the of the Board of Directors of the bia University. At Columbia he morning from nine to ten for cases
public almost simultaneously. The Alumni Association held at lunch received an M.A. degree in educa- outside the clinic.
This summer the college will
books, both accompanied by prac- time in the dining hall. Also at- tion and application in social studabandon
the post-session of sumThe children come from surtice sets, will probably make their tending the meeting were presi- ies.
mer
school
and resume its prerounding
Sunbury,
towns.
Milton,
appearance some time in Decem- dents of the different branches of
past
twenty
years,
For
the
Mr.
war
calendar.
President Andruss
the Alumni Association and their Barton was head of the depart- Lewisburg, Berwick, Danville, Catber of 1951.
has
announced
that the summer
nearby
awissa
and
other
towns
wives.
ment of social studies in the send their cases to the clinic.
(Continued on Page 4)
sessions
will
consist
of a pre-sesProgram planning for the com- school district of Elizabeth, New
session;
thus,
sion
and
a
regular
The children who come from there will be only nine weeks
ing year was discussed. Some of Jersey. He returned to Bloomsof
these towns are referred by phy- summer school. The three-week
the plans are to have the alumni burg last year.
Visual Ed. Group
meeting before commencement, to
After his nine weeks of substi- sicians in their towns or by the
will begin June 11 and end
Holds Clinic in
establish outpost branches of the tute teaching is completed, Mr. Geisinger Hospital. The county session
and the regular session
June
30,
psychologist
has
also
referred
a
Alumni Association in the differ- Barton is planning to j oin a local
will
extend
from July 9 to August
Carver Auditorium
ent counties, and to hold the historical group which is studying few children to the clinic who 17.
(
4)
Continued on page
( Continued on page 4)
this particular region.
The decrease in the number of
An audio-visual education clinic
the veterans on campus is the
was held at the Bloomsburg State
main reason for the change, as
Teachers College on Wednesday,
November 1, from 1:00 to 4:00
(Continued on page 4)
Talented Cast of 1950 Frosh Show
p.m. in Carver Auditorium, The
program was arranged by Mr. U.
F. Goodall, Chief of Radio and
Visual Education , Department of
Public Instruction.
The first part of the program
included a demonstration or the
opaque proj ector, the fllmstrip
SATURDAY, NOV. 4
proj ector, and the motion picture
Home
FootbaE Game with Wilkes
proj ector, along with direction on
College
2:00
their maintenance ; an explanation
Athletic
Field
of the use of the equipment in the
Home Soccer Game with Indiana
educational program; and an inS. T. C
10:00
vestigation of the extent to which
Mt. Olympus
the equipment can be used in the
MONDAY, NOV. 6
service area. The program was
question
and
answer
Band Rehearsal
4:00
followed by a
Navy Hall Aud.
period.
During the second phase of the
L. S. A
7:30
clinic information was given conChurch
cerning the procedure and terms
TUESDAY, NOV. 7
which schools must follow in order
Band
Rehearsal
4 :00
to secure audio-visual materials
Navy
Hall
Aud.
regional
Pennsylvania
from the
Dramatic Club
7:00
library.
Carver Hall Aud.
A.R.C. Life Saving
4:00
Centennial Gym
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Women's Chorus
4:00
Science
Hall
P ep Rally
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If
WEDNESDAY, NOV. 8
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and
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Men's Glee Club
4 :00
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be
announced
j!
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1
Band Rehearsal
4:00
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Voting Is a Privil eqe . . .
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On November 7, thousands of civic minded men and women
will go to the pollsOn
to vote for the peop le they want to serve them
tliat same dav > m any men and women who
in
I*0 off iceSl
^J be votinq will
could
not bother going to polls. These indifferent
individuals will feel that they do not have time or that their vote
will not count. Possibl y the reason these people do not vote is
that they spend so much time criticizing those who are in office.
In last year 's election , a tie occurred between two candidates
for Boroug h Council in Lycoming County. One vote either way
would have made a great deal of 'difference in that borough.
Most of us do not realize that voting as we know it is not
just one of our rights , but a privilege—a privilege enjoyed in very
few countries.
Last year , veterans organizations did a great deal to influence
people to vote for the veterans ' bonus. They could have done
their country and themselves a great favor by getting the veterans
to vote. Cast year in Pennsylvania , less than twenty-five per cent
of the veterans were reg istered to vo.te and less than twenty per
cent voted , despite the fact that the election greatly concerned
them.
People do not have to be conquered to lose their freedom. It
can slip away by merel y surrendering their rights and privileges.
When we fail to vote or vote carelessly, those who would
misuse our government often come into power. When this happens, people think that the government is becoming sovereign.
However , let us remember that it is not the government that becomes sovereign; it is individuals. But what is more important , we
can always do something about it by exercising our voting power.

(S.Y.)

Soccer 's Future As a Varsity Sport
The Community Activity Bud get for the school year 19511952 shows no allocation for the continuation of the soccer team.
Is this a mistake—or does the college intend to drop soccer as a
varsity sport?
There are some who state that the interest in soccer is waning. These people are far from rig ht; there have been more students trying for a place on the squad this year than in any year
past. We would also like to state that this year 's squad has one
senior , two juniors , eight sophomores, and approximatel y fifteen
freshmen. Do these facts indicate a loss of interest in soccer?
There are others who say that soccer offers; participation for
only a few. The soccer team carries a squad of twenty-two p layers , and there is seldom a game in which all do not participate.
Both baseball and track carry smaller squads , and both have
smaller participation!
If we were to divide the cost of participation in which the
twenty-two man soccer squad is allotted $900 and the fifty-five
man Jootball squad is allotted $6 ,500, we would find that the cost
per' man in soccer is $40.90 while the cost per man in football is
$118.18.
Soccer, baseball , and track show a loss because admissions
are not charged. We re a l i ze th i s fact , but we also pay an activities
fee so that we can have some participation in the sports of our
choice.
In closing, we would like to say that most of the men who
p lay soccer come here to obtain an education , and that soccer is
secondary in this respect. We play soccer because we enjoy playing it and because we know it is a fine sport.
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Intramura l League
Schedule Revised
A conflicting schedule forced the
officials of the College Intramural
Football League to revise its setup. All games played previous to
Monday, October 30, were cancelled.
Here are the results of games
played on Monday, October 30:
The K.P.'s, paced by Williams
and Barkley, d e f e a t e d Hausknecht's Fraternity, 13-6. Taylor
and DIRico's stiff defensive play
contributed much to the victory.
Pfeifer scored Hausknccht's lone
touchdown on a run.
In the other contest, Navy managed to hang on and score a 20-14
win over Army. Rhoads ' completion of two passes to Kopec and
Berry 's run gave Navy its 20
points. Johnson 's great passing
ability kept Army in the came,
His receivers for the two Army
scores were Smith and Jones.
On Tuesday, October 31, Army
and the Coal-Crackers played to
an 8-8 deadlock. Kennedy played
well for the Coal-Crackers, while
Von Drack. Creasy, and Andrews
paced the Army team.
The other game featured a highscoring contest as the Amobas
won over the Roughnecks, 32-19.
Led by the Womor brothers, the
( Continued on page 4)

Journ alism Class
Makes Tour of Grit
Publishin g Company
On Tuesday afternoon , October
24, 1950, the j ournalism class of
B.S.T.C, accompanied by Mr. Edward T. DeVoe, instructor, made
a trip to Williamsport to visit the
Grit Publishing Company.
The class was split into two
groups to tour the plant. Each
group was accompanied by a
guide, who explained the purpose
and workings of each part of the
plant.
The Grit Publishing Company
actually has two businesses: commercial printing and the publishing of Grit , a weekly tabloid devoted to rural and small-town
areas.
At the time of this visitation ,
programs for a Penn State football game wore being printed and
assembled.
The tour of the plant , which required over two hours, included
observations of: the linotype machines in operation ; the drawing
and processing of Illustrations ;
processing of half-tone and line
cut illustrations; the processing of
color Illustrations; the printing,
assembling and shipping of the
papers; and the commercial work
involved in subscriptions and delivery.

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Items such as help wanted, for
rent, for sale, and lost and found
will be printed free of charge in
each issue of the Maroon and Gold
as a service to students. Interested persons should place their ads
in Box 284, Maroon and Gold letter box, before Wednesday noon
of each week.

by Calvin Kanyuck and
Max Kaplan
Rumor has it that Mary Jane
Dorsey is arranging a coming-out
party f or her appendix at the
Bloomsburg General Hosp ital
sometime in the near future. Getwell ca r ds , f lowers , and visits will "Lost — Pair of tortoise and goldbe in order. Pleasant recuperarimmed glasses on Saturday at
tion , Miss Dorsey. We hope everythe Soccer Field. Reward. Call
thing comes out all right.
729-J, Bloomsburg.
Kline didn 't decline . . .
Norman Kline, pop ular B.S.T.C. Lost — Wa terman pen and pencil
senior , who declined the nominaset in College Lounge. Fawn
tion for vice president of th e
color. Please return to Robert
C.G.A. in the 1949 elections, was
Austin.
nominated for vice president of
the F.T.A. at its iirst meeting of Lost — Green Schaeffer pen. Rethe year, Wednesd ay evening, Octurn to Albert Parrell.
tober 25, in the Navy Hall auditorium. This time Kline didn 't de- Found Blue Parker pencil. In—
cline, and won.
q uire at M. & G. office.
Ele cted besides Kline were
James Kleman , president; Mary
Jane Dorsey, secretary ; and Geo. Wanted — Typists; Monday and
Tuesday nights. Maroon & Gold
Young, treasurer. With such leadoffice , Noetling Hall.
ership, the F.T.A., this year, should
soar to new heights of accomplishment.
Henry Wallace may be mistaken
In the November issue of Cor- Howard Dribblers
onet magazine, Henry Wallace asserts , "As yet I am not willing to Daze Hu skies
admit that Russia wants a shoot(Continued from page 3)
ing war, but I may be mistaken
. . . " He admits he was mistaken the University 's gym. They spent
when he thought Russia had more Thursday evening and Friday morsense than to impose Moscow- ning in Washington, D. C.
trained communists on CzechosloThe team, which has now won
vakia, or to carefully train and and lost three games, cl oses its
arm the North Koreans for ag- season this Saturday morning at
gression ag ainst the United Na- 10:00 a.m. when it plays host to
tions. "But if Russia 's purpose is Indiana S. T. C. on Moun t Olymto clamp an iron-clad communistic pus.
control on more and>more nations,
then it is obvious that we must
prepare at once to figh t because, Parrell Scores Three
in such case, the Stalin menace
( Continued from page 3)
will be greater than the Hitler
menace ever was . . . For the sake season 's mark for the vital after
of his own people and the world, point kick is 13 for 19.
I pray that Stalin may see the
The Huskie victory marked
light which Hitler failed to see." their
thirteenth consecutive win,
W p hnnp ?n inn Mr Wnllnr> and their nineteenth straight vicScience marches on . . . .
tory of State Teachers College
Have you noticed the fragrant foes. The count for this season is
aroma e m i t t i ng from Science now five wins against no losses,
Hall ? No, that isn't Chanel No. 5, but three successive toughies face
it' s Mr. Lanterman 's qualitative the Maroon and Gold Gridders.
analysis class making with the Bloomsburg
14 14 7 0—35
hydrogen sulfide. You might as Kutztown
0 0 0 0—0
well get used to it , as no mercy Vital Statistics :
will be shown.
BSTC
KSTC
Hit the road !
First
downs
12
6
Although the freshman crop is Yards rushing
253
69
new and supposedly inexperienced , Yards passing
45
72
the 10:00 o'clock "corridor-rush" Yds. lost rushing
1
8
47
is handled in a veteran-like mana ss at te m pts
2
14
ner. Doorway Romeos beware : P
Completed
2
7
when Dean Kehr gives you that Intercepted
2
0
"past-your-bedtime" look and sug- Kickoffs
7-52
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3-32
6-26
lows, and hit th e road.
Fumbles
2
1
Interesting1 facts and figures . . . Own Recovered
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In the la st de ca de , not a single Penalties
blonde has been selected as "Miss
America " . . . Irving Berlin , AmerBill had a billboard ; he also had
ica's No. 1 songwriter, can neither
a
board bill. The board bill bored
read nor write music. Using the
hunt-and-peck system himself , Bill , so Bill sold th e billbo ard to
comes time for business, he em- pay the board bill. Then after Bill
ploys a musical secretary who sold the billboard to pay the board
writes down his tunes for him . . . bill , the board bill no longer bored
If you live to be ninety-nine , the Bill.
probabilities are that you will
Orchids . . . to the frosh who
have spent at least thirty-three took part in this year 's freshman
years of your life in bed . . . Plas- frolics „ . . Congratulations to cotic surgery has prettied up the directors Peggy Bourdette and
noses of such famous personalities Cliff Cl aridg e, who engineered the
as Milton Berle, Perry Como, and production.
Dean Martin.
Well, Nov Schmoz Ka Pop for
Attention , speech majors : Try this this week, kiddos. Remember, if
anything turns up, turn it down.
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The annual j udging of attractive dormitory rooms in Waller
Hall was held Wednesday, October 25. Judging of rooms was a
tradition before the war and was
revived in 1948. Prize-winning
rooms were chosen on the basis of
the general impression of the
room, its suitability , furniture arrangement, w all de cor a tions , neatness, color, originality, and livability.
Three individual groups judged
the rooms: faculty women, student House Committee members ,
and women of the Bloomsburp;
branch of the American Associa tion of University Women.
In th e faculty group were Mrs.
Thomas P. North , Mrs. John A.
Hoch, Miss E. Marj orie Stover ,
Mrs. Edward Sharretts, Mrs. William B. Sterling, and Mrs. S. I.
Shortess. Representing the AAUW
were Mrs. Miles W. Katerman,
Mrs. Harold R. Miller, Mrs. H. S.
Keller , Jr., Mrs. John L. Macdonaid , Miss M. Beatrice Mettler, and
Miss Honora M. Noyes. The student group included Shirley Coleman , Florence Mertz, Betty Heil,
Rosella Danilo, Margaret Haupt ,
Elvira Thomsen , J ane Maurer ,
Lois Keiff er , Rose Marie Domale ski , Jani ce Gustin , Jane Seeley,
Janice Pugh , Nancy Unger, and
Irene Endler.
Eight dormitory rooms w e r e
designated as three-star rooms.
The rooms chosen were those of
Betty Gale and Regina Herchel;
Philomena Piccolo and Ila Mae
Coursen; Shirley Coleman, Florence Mertz and Jane Maurer;
Mary Grace Aimers and Marjorie
Ayre ; Irene Endler and Nancy
Unger; Lois Dzuris, Lois Newman
and Marilyn Evans.
From these rooms, Mrs. Charles
R. Beeman selected three top winhers. First prize went to Shirley
Colema n , Floren ce Mertz and
Olive Mouery ; second priz to Betty Gale and Regin a Herchel; and
third prize to Janice Johnson and
Jane Maurer. Mary Grace Aimers
and Marj orie Ayre received honorable mention.
Students who served as hostesses for the judges were Shirley
Walt ers , Dorothy Watkins , Janice
Johnson, and Judy Smith. Patricia
Penny was chief receptionist.
Af ter the j udging was completed , a party was held in the dormitory clubroom for the judges.
Chairman of the party committee
was Elizabeth Baer; assisting her
were Antoinette Czerwinski , Theresa Ch ar ney , Lois Keiffer, Maxine
Shirey , and Janet Price.
On Saturday, Oc t obe r 28 , as
part of the annual Homecoming,
Open House was held in the dormitories from 12:15 to 1:15. In
Waller Hall members of the House
Committee served as hostesses on
each floor , showing the guests all
the special rooms and the outstanding features of the girls'
rooms. Chief hostesses were Eleanor Johnson and Janice Gustin on
fourth floor; Lola Deibert and Elvira Thomsen on third floor; and
Nancy Swartz and Betty Heil on
second floor. On each room door
in Waller Hall was posted an
autograph book for visitors to
sign , and symbols indicating what
official dorm offices the occupants
of the room fill . The decorations
added a festive note to the Homecoming atmosphere.
The autograph books were made
by freshmen girls under the supervision of Patricia Taylor, Kitty
Mitchell and Olive Mouery. The
colorful symbols were designed
and made by Barbara Hessert and
Jeanne Krzywicki.

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"But Coach! You told me to hit the guy with the stripes! "

The Varsity Club will hold an
all-college dance on November 20,
from 8:00 to 12:00 p.m. in Centennial Gymnasium, Admission
will be eighty cents per person.
The proceeds from the dance will
bo put into a fund to be used for
the purchase of suitable awards
for graduating members of the
club.
Candidates for membership In
the Varsity Club must have a
varsity letter in one of the majo r ¦
college sports.
The recently elected, officers of
the club are : President , Dan Parrell ; Vice-President, Ed Tavalsky ;
Secretary, Al Eremich ; Treasurer,
Frank Perry.
The Varsity Club is a new organization on campus, and members hone to obtain the support of
the entire college community for
their first social events of the
year. Tickets for tho dance may
be purchased from any member of
the club. Buy your tickets now!

Huskies Crush Kutztown 35-0 Before Homecoming Crowd
Parrell Scores Three Touchdowns
To Tie for State Scoring Honors

Lang Gathers Steam on An End Run !

Howard Dribbler s
Daze Huskies With
Soccer Wizardry

The Husky soccer team suffered
a 5-0 loss at the hands of powerful
Howard Uni versit y on t h e winners
field , Friday, October 27.
Howar d, which always fields a
fi ne team and w h ich is rate d near
the top of college soccer ranks,
wa s lead by Innocent , one of the
nati ons b est f orward s w h o score d
• two goals.
Howard had built up a 4-0 lead
by halftime but was held to a
single score by Coach Harold Shelly's boys during the final half.
The Husky Squad left campus
Thursday for the game and returned late Friday evening. During their stay they were housed in
(Continued on page 2)
Bob Lang comes whirli ng around the right side of the Kutztown line as John Dietz gets ready to throw
a block at a would-be Kutztown tackier.
*

Husky Gridders Out
Parrell Scores Another T.D.I
To Even Old Score
With Wilkes Colonels
The final whistle sounded and
the Bloomsburg following gazed at
the score board and saw in reality
what they had hoped to be a bad
dream. It read : Wilkes College
20; Bloom 7.
That was the opening game of
1949; and Mr. Upset, demon follower of all coac h es , struck early
and cruelly at Bob Redman's
hopes for two consecutive undefeated football seasons here at
Bloomsburg. The Huakies bounced
back from their first defeat in
fifteen games and won the remaining eight games on their
schedule.
Now it's 1950, and th e Husky
victory song is ringing loud and
clear after five straigh t wins,
which extends the present win
streak to thirteen games. Again
we are face-to-face with fiery
George Ralston and his unpredictable W i l k e s College Colonels,
w h o boast two wins, two losses so
far this season.
Th e Colonels won th eir opener
by defeating Ithaca 14-7. They
then suffered two straight losses
as th ey dropp ed to Saint Francis ,
20-0, and University of Bridgeport
( Connecticut), 25-13. Last Saturday, the Ralston-coached team defeated Lycoming College 26-14 for
their second win.
Coach Kalston has had a terrific re-building job, as h e saw
twenty-five of his lettermen walk
the graduating trail last spring.
Starting with nine returning lettermen, headed by Co-Captains
Leo Castle and Norm Cross and
ace half back Al Nicholas, brightest stars in an otherwise dark sky,
Ralston has built up his squad and
presents a definite obstacle in the
Husky's path. When the two
teams meet tomorrow, the Huskies will probably meet these gentlemen : Al Molosh , and John Strojny at the terminals; Ed Bogusko,
215 pounder, and Frank Radaszewski at the tackle slots ; Norm
Gromak and Olie Thomas, outstanding senior, in the guard
spots; while Jack Jones will hold
down the pivot spot. Their backfield will revolve around Norm
Cross at the quarterback spot. He
will be flanked by tho speedy
Castle and the shifty Nicholas at
the halfback positions. Ed Davis,

Pictured above is Danny Parrell as he broke loose from several
Kutztown tacklers and continued on his way for 27 yards and a touchdown in last Saturday's Homecoming Day clash.
18- year - old All - Valley fullback
from Plymout h willround out th e
backs.
Coach Bob Redman will undoubtedly use the same combination he has all through the season.
That will show Ed Tavalsky and
Russ Verhousky , veteran end s, on
the flanks; Big Charley Baron will
team up with Senior Al Eremich
at the tackle positions. Don Cesare, sturdy Junior, and Frank
Perry, veteran Senior will be at
the guard spots and flanking either Tom Schukis or Tom McLaughlin, who w ill anchor the line at
center. In the backfiel d, George
Lambrinos will do the signal calling and blocking at the quarterback spot. Bob "Daddy " Lan g will
open at the tailback , and his speed
will be matched with that of
"Spook" Spack at the wingback;
crashing from the fullback slot
will be the reliable "Bunch" Parrell.
The game will get underway at
2:30 p.m. at Athletic Park here in
Bloomsburg. It is the last home
game of th e season, so let's stick
around and back the Huskies.

Big Games on Tap
As Nation 's Team s
Swing Into Action

Bloom, West Chester
Top T.CL Standings

Following its convincing 35-0
Homecoming victory over Kutztown, Bloomsburg moved one step
closer to its third consecutive
Teachers College crown. The Huskies have won five of the mythical
confer ence games and h ave lost
none to date; two formidable foes
have yet to be met; unbeaten (in
teachers college competition) West
Chester and once-beaten Indiana.
These two games, plus Saturday's
game with Wilkes, are th e only
obstacles in the Huskies' fight for
thei r second undef eate d season in
three years.
Following are teachers college
standings as of October 28:
W L, T Pet.
Bloomsburg
5 0 0 1.000
West Chester
3 0
0 1.000
Indiana
4
1 1
.800
Shippensburg
2
1 1
.714
E. Stroudsburg 2
1 1
.714
Slippery Rock
1 1 0 .500
Clarion
1 1 0
.500
California
1 2
0
.333
Lock Haven
1 2
0
.333
Edinboro
1 3
0
.250
Kutztown
0 2
1 .200
Mansfiel d
0 3 0
.000
Millersville
0 4
0
.000

Spack Has Perfect Day
With Two T.D. Passes
Completed on Two Tries
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Behind the terrific scoring of
Danny Parrell, who smashed over
the goal three times, the Huskies
gridders bowled over Kutztown
35-0 before 3,000 Homecomers.
The powerful fullback from Hazleton ran his touchdown efforts to
ten for th e current campaign and
is now tied for the state leadership in scoring.
Before the first canto was too
far gone, Parrell smash ed over for
the initial Husky score, and Ed
Tavalsky 's "ed ucate d toe " booted
the extra point to make it 7-0.
Following rep eated attempts to
crack the Maroon and Gold line,
the Berks County boys were forced to punt. Again Danny did most
of the ball toting until he finally
powerh oused over f rom the one
yard line to run the count up to
13-0. Once again Tavalsky booted
the placement to register the
score at 14-0.
After running wild on tne
ground d uring most of th e first
two . quarter s the Huskies then
took to the air and completed two
successful T.D. passes, and the
tally at half time showed the locals in certain command, 28-0.
In the final two stanzas, only
th e reserves , all of whom were used, managed to keep the score
down by racking up but one
touchdown in the third quarter,
although they threatened several
times. Even with the third and
fourth strings in, th e visitors
could do nothing. Only once during the entire game did they move
close enough towar d th e Maroon
and Gold goal to throw a few
scares into th e crow d, and by that
time, the count was 28-0 in favor
of the Huskies.
One of the finest runs of the
game was torn off by Daddy Lang,
wh o skirte d th e righ t end with out
any interference. After straightarming two would-be tacklers, he
galloped for a gain of more than
twenty yards. Another outstanding feature of the tilt was Johnstown's Ed Tavalsky's perf ect
kicking of five extra points. His
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Locker ^ p-Li nqo

The college football season is
now in its seventh week, and plenty of big games are on top.
by Harry Brooks
The game of the week will undoubtedly be the Penn-Army clash
Another run-away for the Husky grid machine took place last Satat Franklin Field. The Black
Knights, fresh from a 34 to 0 win urday afternoon before a fine Homecoming crowd on Mount Olympus.
over Columbia will meet George Thi s time, Kutztown fell to the Redman charges, 35-0. This was the
Munger 's Red and Blue, who had largest point total racked up against the Berks County eleven and their
to fight every inch of ihe way to worst defeat in the past two seasons. Meanwhile, future Maroon and
Gold foes fared both hot and cold in the pigskin wars. West Chester
beat Navy, 30-7.
aside a weak Millersville squad 26-7; Wilkes subdued Lycoming
On past records, Army will be pushed
26-14; and Indiana bowed to Clarion Teachers, w h ose record thus far
voted as favorites, but watch out has been far from impressive.
for the upset. Last year Army
With Wilkes moving: into town to battle the Huskies, th ere should
won 14-13, but Penn is greatly
bo a sellout crowd down at Athletic Park to- watch the local gridders
improved this season.
Undefeated Lehigh had the seek revenge on the Wilkes-Barre aggregation. Last year, W ilkes topped
scare of its life when they came the Huskies 20-7, but this week should find that score just about doubled
from behind to defeat Rutgers. and reversed.
Five undefeated state teams remain since Scranton University bowThis week, however, they should
breeze through Muhlenburg easily. ed to Quantico Marines, 42-21. Carnegie Tech, F. & M., Lehigh, Drexel,
Princeton , with one eye on the and Bloomsburg all romped to victories. Meanwhile, little Thiel College
remainder of its schedule and the of Greenville, Pa., leads the state in defense, having had only 13 points
other on the Ivy League Crown, chalked up against them. Bloom is second in defensive power with 19
will try to continue its unblemish- points scored against us.
ed record when the Tigers play
Predictions for state teams who will battle this week to determine
Colgate. After their decisive vic- their unde feated status :
tory over Cornell, they shouldn 't ¦"" BLOOMSBURG
1950 Husk y Soccer Squad
40
Wllkos
7
have too much trouble.
13
Drexol
W. Md
20
Other games in the East feature
Lehl gh
21
Muhlenburg
0
Holy Cross over Harvard , Boston
gio
Tech
S3
Oarno
W.
&
J.
6
College over Penn State, Rutgfers
F. & M
14
Ursinus
6
over Brown , Temple over Delabattles
;
National
ware, and B.S.T.C. over Wilkes.
Iowa
21
Minnesota
20
In the South , Alabama will
Notro
Damo
28
Navy
20
meet Georgia in one of the outOhio
State
24
Northwestern
14
standing games of the South. Both
Army
20
Ponn
7
teams are good, and the score
Pitt
27
Vir
ginia
IS
West
could go either way ; however,
Oornoll
85
Col umbia
14
Alabama is favored by a small
Michigan State
21
Indiana
14
margin. Mississippi State plays at
Texas
35
S.
M.
U.
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28
Auburn in another game. Duke
Duko
14
Georgia Tech
7
plays Georgia Tech; the engineers
Alabama
28
Georgia
10
are favored to win , but Duke is
The soccer boys dropped a 5-0 verdict to Howard University, of
full of surprises. Once-beaten
Maryland should defeat George Washington , D.C., last week; this is by far the most formidable opponent on the Husky schedule. The season chart now stands at 3 and 3.
Washington.
In other Southern games it The Indiana tutors move to Mount Olympus this Saturday to battle
should be; Clomson over Du- Coach Sholly 's charges,
quosno; Kentucky over Florida;
In the foature article on Bob Rodman, hood football coach, in last
L.S.U. over Mississippi ; Miami of week's Ilonicomlng issue, it was Inadvertently mentioned that he apFlorida over Georgetown ; Tennes- peared on this campus In tho latter part of tho 1047 season. Many
First Row, L. to It.—Badman , Fonstormuchor , Camp, Miller, Lessor, see over Washington and Lee; and apologies, Mr. Redman. This talented mentor arrived on the Hill in the
Pittsburg over West Virginia.
Richards, Roan.
summer of 1047.
In the Middle West, Ohio State,
Second Row—Troutman , A. Abraczlnskas, Savage, Furgolo (capt.),
Also in the correction department—Aldon J. Dankes, former Husky
who now sits in the driver 's seat grid coach, died in September, 1946, not in 1948. He passed away before
Gcarhart, Thompson, Blckort, Harold Shelley (coach).
Third Row—Ksanznak, II. Abraczlnskas, Bennor, Conrad , Jones, as far as Big Ten honors go, will the season was two weeks old. Mr. Hoch took over the reins during the
Herrin g, Groyblll , Wagner, Bon.
( Continued on pngo 4)
1946 campaign.

Lar ge Class Takes
Senior Red Cross
Inst ruction Course

FISII IU

"Has Anybody Seen My GaU"

A course in Senior Red Cross
Lif e Saving and Instructing began
Friday, October 20, in the pool of
Centennal Gymnasium. The course
is under the direction of Mr. Robert Spaid , Jr., of the Columbia
County Division of the American
Red Cross. He is being assisted by
Hazel Thompson , Nancy Heebner,
Henry H u rtt , and Robert Wire.
The class consists of 18 college
students.
The classes are being held each
Monday from 719 p.m. and each
Tuesday and Friday from 4-6 p.m.
It will consist of 20 hours of Red
Cross life saving and 16 hours of
pre-instructor's course. It will be
concluded the week of December
4, f ollowing a week's final water
tests.
The first meeting, on October
20, was spent on elementary swimming and strokes. On October 23,
a movie entitled "Heads Up," demonstrating the various approaches and carries, was shown.

a la f emme
by Dot Cedor

Time Magazine
Prints Letters

( Continued from page 1)
part of your letter in the October
30 column. There will be some
comment on the Frost cover story
in that same column.
Cordially yours,
Mary Lynn Carter
for the Editors."
Another letter was written to
Time magazine by Mr. Edward T.
DeVoe. Mr. DeVoe's letter was
somewhat on the humorous side
and pertained to a misused interrogative pronoun in an article
about George Bernard Shaw. The
following sentence was supposedly
spoken by Shaw : "Who's bottom
is she playing with, anyway ?"
(Hospit alized Shaw made the retort to a doctor who, haying heard
the famous author 's obj ections to
being rubbed with oil, said, "That's
nothing.")
Mr. DeVoe's witty reply was:
"Who 's English are you using?"
Time replied with the following
letter:
"Dear Mr. DeVoe:
It looks as though Time's copyreader needs a "who's who " after
the error that crept into the October 2 , People section! We enj oyed
your cu rt , clear, and concise reprimand , and are p ublishing it along
with another letter and an editorial comment in the October 23
Letters column.
Cordially y ours,
Audrey Simon
for the Editors."
Mr. TJeVoe realized the farreaching circulation of Time magazine when he received the following telegram:
"Tat ilek , Alaska,
Edward T. Devoe, depar tment
of English BSTC Bloomsburg
Penn BOTTOM BOTTO M WHO
HAS THE BOTTOM ANYWAY.
REGARDS JIM"
The sender of the telegram is
Jim Sampsell , a graduate of
B.S.T.C, class of 1949. Mr. Sampsell is now living in Alaska.

Dr. Nelson Elected

( Continued from page 1)
meeting of the Columbia County
Branch at B.S.T.C. when there is
a college activity.
Election of officers of the genoral Alumni Association was held.
They were : president, Dr. Nelson ;
vice president , Mrs. Ruth Griffith ;
secretary, Mrs. C. C. Housenick;
and treasurer , Miss Helen Carpenter,
Those attending the meeting
were Dr. and Mrs. Nelson, Mr. and ,
and Mrs. Howard Fonstomaker ,
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Diehl, Mrs. C.
C. Housenick , Miss Edna Aurundt ,
President Harvey A. Andruss , Mr.
and Mrs. Edward DeVoe, Mrs.
Ruth Griffith , Miss Helen Carpenter, Miss Elizabeth Hubler , Mr.
Edward Schuyler, Mrs. H. F. Arnold, and Mrs. C. H. A. Streamer.
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Pictured above are Marlene Wetzel and Sam Wolcott who posed for
the M. & G. camera after they had enacted a musical skit which received wide acclaim from members of the student body.

Trainin g School
Teachers Hold Gala
Masquerade Part y

Big Games on Top

(Continued from page 3)
meet Northwestern in a crucial
conference game. The Buckeyes
Benj
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The teachers of the
should
it their fourth conFranklin Training School held a ference make
victory.
In another squeaHalloween masquerade party for ker co-champs, Michigan
and Illithe elementary studen t teachers nois will play each other—this
one
of the Bloomsburg State Teachers is a toss-up. Wisconsin , which also
College. The party was held Tues- has Big Ten intentions, will play
day evening, October 24, in the Purdue, and they should win.
Training School; it was attended
Dame is host to the Middies
by more than forty co-operating Notre
this
week.
Both teams have had
and student teachers.
very unsuccessful seasons this
The gala affair started with a year, the Naval Academy winning
grand march , after which prizes one out of five and Notre Dame
were awarded. The prize for the two out of five. In past records,
most original costume was won by however , Notre Dame is favored
Delphine Buss. The most authen- to win in a close game.
tic costume was judged to be that
Other Mid-West games are :
of Miss Barnes. Andrew Maceiko's was voted the funniest, while Michigan State over Indiana ; Iothe costume of Roy Beyers won wa over Minnesota; Iowa State
the honor of being j udged the over Kansas State.
ugliest.
In the Sou thwest , Oklahoma —
Traditional Halloween games Colora do , and S.M.U.-Texas featwere played , and Mrs. Olive Bee- ure the big games of the week.
man told fortunes. Refreshments Oklahoma is aiming for its twenof pu mpkin pie and cider were ty-seventh straight win and a new
served.
inter-collegiate record.
The nation 's number one team ,
Newman Club Party S.M.U.,
will have to dig in to
maintain
undefeated record
The Newman Club held its an- when they its
meet
Last year
nual Halloween Party on Monday S.M.U. eeked outTexas.
a
7-6
win. This
night, October 30, in the St. Col- year 's battle should prove
just as
umba's Church Hall. A large interesting. Other Southwest
tilts
crowd turned out to dance to the include: Arkansas over Texas A
&
music of "Bloomsburg 's Own" M;
T.C.U.
over
Baylor;
Wyoming
Hank Marini and his band , and to over Idaho; Kansas over Utah ;
enjoy the refreshments that were Missouri over Nebraska; and Ariserved.
zona over New Mexico.
The big game in the far West
Mr , Earl V. Gehrig
is the California-Washington clash.
(Continued from page 1)
This could very well decide the
Mr. Gehrig is a former student Rose Bowl entry. California is favof the "Friendly College on the ored to defeat Washington in a
Hill." He received his B.S. degree close battle. Other far West conat Pennsylvania State College, and tests are ; Oregon over Washinglater did his graduate work at ton State; U.C.L.A. over Oregon
Bucknell University and North- State; Santa Clara over College
western University, where he re- of Pacific; and Stanford over
ceived his degree of M.B.A.
Southern California.
Ted Krensavage reported last
week to the Veterans' Hospital at
Wilmington , Del., for a check-up.
He will remain there for ten days,
after which he will return to his
position as film-librarian of the
Visual Aids Department of the
Bloomsburg State Teachers College.
"College Fashions "

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212 Iron Street

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Bloomsburg, Pa.

Hair is taking on a longer
length and occupying a prime spot
in the fashion leat ures. Probably
no season in years has been so important to the fashion-conscious
than this fall , when hair fashions
are definitely in the transition
stage. The short hair cuts of past
seasons are being replaced by
flufly inspiring curls about the
face.
Melon sleeves are fashion news.
The sleeves are just what you
would imagine them to be. They
are featured with balloon fullness
and are caught below the elbow
(and sometimes above the elbow )
with a wide band. The silhouette
does not req uire slimness but
should be at least slim in feeling.
Coats are attra ctive in velveteen
or fleece with the new sleeves.
Other significant silhouettes are
the 'Dior tunic coat , the "trumpet"
and the dagger-and-sheath dress
silhouettes. Th e tunic coat features flaring tunic lines belted in
with saucy dash at the waist. The
"trumpet" line moulds the torso
to below the hipline then fans out
with rushes of fullness. It is done
in any fabric from silk taffeta to
velveteen and wool. The daggerand-sheath look features a narrow
basic dress with an overskirt to fit
the occassion. You will be in vogue
with a fringed or beaded overskirt
for your most important affair.

Intramur al League

(Continued from page 2)
Amebas scored almost at will.
They received good line play from
Nawrocki and Roessner. Steinbach
led the Roughneck team in scoring
their three touchdowns.
Schedules for coming games are
listed in the Old Gym.

College Plans
(Continued from page 1)
they comprised the group most interested in the accelerated course.
However , special consideration will
be given those students who are
continuing with the three year
course.
The dates have been set to
correspond with the calendars of
other institutions which have already adopted similar programs.
Bloomsburg State Teachers College has and will continue to accept students from other schools,
under its new schedule.

College Speech Clinic
(Continued from page 1)
were retarded in school not because of mentality, but because of
speech disorders.
Articulation cases are handled,
including cleft palate and stuttering. There are approximately 35
cases now being cared for in the
clinic; they are of various types.
Seven students clinicians have had
courses in speech prparing them
for this work.
Miss Alice Johnston gave a talk
before the P.T.A. in Milton on
Monday, October 23 in the high
school auditorium. The subject
was "Speech Correction in Public
Schools."

For a Smarter You . . .

B.S.T.C.
For a Prettier You . . .

Arcus '
Fred R. Hippensteel

Compliments of

106 East Main Street

Waffle Grille

The j awbone of an ass is j ust as
dangerous a weapon today as j t
• . •
was in Samson's time.
"Ma loved Pa, Pa loved wimmen: Ma caught Pa with two in
swimmin'.
Here lies Pa."

I drink to you when I' m with you ;
I drink to you when I'm alone,
I drink to your health so gol-darned much ,
I've almost ruined my own.
Alan : "Have I had advent ures!
Why, when I was only two years
old , my home ran away from me."
Tony : "You mean you ran away
from home."
Alan : "No , I lived in a trailer ,
and I fell out. "
Everybody is ignorant , only on
differe nt subj ects.
A girl doesn't have to worry
very much about her family tree
if she has the right kind of limbs.
Love makes time pass, the cynics
say, and add
That time makes love pass, quite
beyond recall.
That may be true — but wouldn 't
life be sad
Without any passes being made at
all?
"I don 't know if the eggs are
fresh — but the farmer certainly
is!"
"I' ve found out at last who Peggy is secretly married to— my boy
friend!"
Then there was the girl who
soaked her strapless evening gown
in coffee so it would stay up all
night.
"I never heard of such a thing!
Marooned with a girl on a tropical
island — and all you can think of
is your wife!"
There used to be something
about me that girls liked — but
that's all spent now.
Traffic cop : "Didn 't you see me
wave at you?"
Lady driver: "Of course I did!
And didn 't I wave back ? What
did you expect me to do, throw a
kiss?"
When a man carries an umbrella so that she's protected, he's
courting her. When he carries an
umbrella so that HE's protected ,
he's caught her !
"I'm the waiter who took your
order."
"How are you—and how did you
enj oy your vacation?"
"What do you hear from your
father?"
Coll ege boy: "Not a cent!"

Ruth' s Corset and
Lingerie Shop
A Good Line is a Smooth Line
Foundation Garments ,
Hosiery , Slips
Cor. Center and Main Streets

For Fast Dependable

Dry Cleaning Service
Bring Your Clothes To

Spick and Span

126 East Main Street
~- or —
Sec our representatives at the
college: "Cousin Chuck" Baron ,
"Big Ed" Tavalsky, "Honest John "
Ry an.

For That Next
"COKE" OR LUNCH

'All-Ways Reliable"
Clothier

Racusin 's

Borrowed Banter . .

The Home of
ARROW SHIRTS

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gialama's
"At the Foot of the Hill"