Five New Members Added to Faculty; Dramatic Clu b Will
Dn Englehardt Is New Sec* Educ Head Host Deleg ates of
23 Penna. Colleges
Dr. Satterfield/ Mr. Shelly,
Miss Macdonald, and M iss
Stover Are Also Newcomers

Five new members have been added to the B.S.T.C. faculty : Dr. Ernest
H. Englehardt, Dr. Theodore J. Satterfield , Mr. Harold S. Shelly, Miss
Mary E. Itfacdonald , and Miss Marj ory Stover.
Dr. Ernest H. Englehardt of Muncy,
Penna., has succeeded Mr. Harry F.
Garner as Director of Secondary
Education and Placement. He also
teaches classes in Curriculum Materials and Evolution of the American
Public School. Dr. Englehardt received his Bachelor of Arts and Master 's
degrees from Bucknell University,
and the degree of Doctor of Education from the University of Pittsburgh. For the past thirteen years
he has been Supervising Principal of
the Muncy, Pennsylvania School District. Dr. Englehart has written
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Dr. J . Almus Russell
Publishes New Article
Dr. J. Almus Russell, of the English Department, has recently had an
article titled "Grindstone and Whitston e" published in the September issue of the CHRONICLE OF EARLY
AMERICAN INDUSTRIES (Worcester , Mass.) Dr. Russell is very inrested in early home industries and
ans to include this recent literary
^
achievement in his projected volume
of "Forgotten Home Industries. "
This article is concerned with the
m e t h o d s of sharpening sickles,
scythes, draw-shaves, and other implements used on the self-sufficient
farms of New England during the
last century. Some of the romantic
atmosphere involved in keeping farm
tools keen-edged and ready for immediate use is captured in the following paragraph from Dr. Russell's
essay :
"With all of this farm equipment ,
I always associate certain sounds :
the rasping of the blades on the
rough grindstone; the melancholy
metallic tone of the whetstone as it
struck against the steel; the sound
of the scythe mowing down the tall
thick blades of the meadow-grass;
and the protesting click of the blr.de
as it chanced to hit a stone in (he
deep grass."

Collonade To Replace
Old College Landmark ;
Pro j ect Well Underwa y

Day Men 's Assoc. To
Sponsor Barn Dan ce

Another barn dance is in the
offing on Friday night , November
11. The Day Men 's Association,
the sponsor for this all - student
shindig, promises that this soiree
will prove to be one of the feature
highspots of th e Fall season 's activities. Before squaring off for the
"all men left and honor yore pardners," rounds , a gigantic pep rally
and bonfire will be staged. This
rustic-minded dance and moraleboosting pep - rally precedes the
last football game of the season
and everyon e is urged to be on
hand to bring the gridiron season
to a thumping big climax. As an
incidental note , everything 's free.

Freshmen Cheer
End of Customs
Frosh Heave Sigh of Relief
As Dinks Vanish on Campus
Now that Customs week has vanished into the hazy past , at least
three things have been made clear to
the Frosh and their "illustrious "
upperclassmen. The first : everybody
knows the hometown of everybody
else; second: it is a proven fact that
all Frosh have at least two pairs of
shoes; and third: some girls look
half human without make-up . Thanks
to a month of customs, which might
be called a month of "costumes, "
many vital statistics of the new
underclassmen are known. As we
look back on the gruelling nights of
lettering 4x6 name cards for Mr.
Wyant and one Miss Dixon to destroy at the flick of a staring eye
lash, we can al m ost smile, now that
it's over. We all agreed that this was
one of the more primitive types of
torture , but one thing that should
have always been in our minds was
the fact that this was part of college
lif e. This sport of "Who 's the Biggest Schm oo" is a nation-wide tradition , not merely a local fad. We are
more fortunate than most Frosh , who
at some institutions (not mental)
must display half their anatomy to
the city folk by wearing gym suits
or paj amas in town, or walking barefoot. Whatever the traditions are
that we must abide with, we can always point to Danville and say, "At
least we didn 't need to wear straight
j ackets."

B.S.T.C. Student to Preside
At College Theater Confab

The Bloomsburg Players < will act
as host to delegates from twentythree colleges in eastern Pennsylvania when th ey meet on the campus
tomorro w and Sunday, October 15
and 16. This will be th e second annual meeting of the Eastern Pennsylvania College Theatre and Radio
Conference. The E.P.C.T.R.C. proposes to reawaken public love of the
theatre and thereby fulfill the cultural needs of our communities; to- provide means of experimentation in the
theatre; and to foster the exchange
of ideas, consegujgfljtly ^aiding members in ail possible ways.
Registration will begin at 10 o'clock ,
followed by a short business meeting
in the morning. The main purpose of
this conference will be to adopt the
constitution which was drawn up by
the former chairman , Marvin Walters , of Wilkes - College. Another
highlight of the conference will be a
social gathering scheduled for late
Saturday afternoon or evening, depending on the length of the business
meeting. The final business meeting
will be held on Sunday morning.
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Dr. Ted J. Satterf ield
Will Receive Temple U.
PK£ Delta Kappa Award
Dr. Ted J. Satterfield , who recently completed a research problem in
tort liability in the public schools,
will receive the 1948-49 Phi Delta
Kappa award for educational research at Temple University, October
6. The award , a gold medal and a
certificate , i s presented annually by
the national honorary education fraternity to the graduate student who
completes the finest piece of education al research that year.
Dr. Satt erfield' s wor k , legal in nature , covers tort liability as it exists
today in the whole of the United
St a tes , the District of Columbia, and
the territories of Alaska and Hawaii,
and is based on constitutional and
statutory provisions, and j udicial decisions.
Phi Delta Kappa , a national graduate student organization sponsoring
educational research , has chapters at
the University of Pennsylvania, Penn
State, the University of Pittsburgh ,
and Temple University.

Semester Enrollment Goes
Over Eight Hundred Mark

Penn State Fr osh Are
No Longer on C ampus

Class of '53 Will
Frolic Next Month

The Class of '53 will give the entire college community many reasons
why everyone should see its big show
November 3, in Carver Hall Auditorium. With Joan Grazell and Chuck
Edwards as student advisors for the
Freshmen, there will be a definite
accent on comedy and enj oyment.
Exact plans for the event are rtot
complet e a s yet , but several small
groups are working on skits and
clever incidents to help mold this
show into the best- ever. Mark a
maroon and gold circle around Novem ber 3, for that's the date of the
"Frosh Frolic."

New Waller Hall Girl s
Feted at Traditional
Tea in Science Hall
The tradition al Waller Hall Tea,
held in the social rooms of Science
Hall , September 20, proved to be a
real success. Invited were all former
Waller Hall girls and the new dormitory girls, in whose honor the affair
was held. The new members of Waller Hall were introduced to Dr. and
Mrs. Andr uss, Dr. Kehr, Miss Macdonald , Miss Zealberg, and the officers of Waller Hall: Madelyn Schalles, President; Ruth Doody, Vicepresident; Delphine Buss, Secretary ;
and Sarah Faust, Treasurer.
Punch was served by the remaining senior officers — Frances Cerchiaro, Jane Ke n vin , Nancy Morgan,
and Jane Warner—of the Waller Hall
Governing Board. The junior members of the Board — Shirley Ashner,
Barbara Frederick, and Helen Tietj en—acted as hostesses for the afternoon while the sophomore members
— Betty Cole, Mary DeMatt, and
Barbara Harman—circulated among
the guests.
Ruth Shupp and Nancy Powell,
who were in charge of the event, did
a magnificent j ob in helping to make
the tea a success. They arranged the
flowers , prepared the refreshments,
and organized their committees. Assisting them with their many tasks
were : Joan Enama , Carolyn Vernoy,
Diane Snyder, Audrey Terrel , and
Betty Cole. Special guests present at
the tea included : Mrs. Redman , Miss
Metier, Mrs. Hoch, and Mrs. Kline.

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College Opens Social Calendar With
All-College Reception Honoring Frosh

ANY COMMENTS ? Put them in
The last remnants of Long Porch , writing and send them to the Maroon
famous landmark of the college, have and Gold.
been removed from the site where
that Portico stood for fifty years.
Already the construction of a suc- Freshmen Meet Facult y at AlhCollege Aff air • ? •
cessor , the Collonudo , is well underway.
The Collonado, unlike the wooden
T.on .rj Porch, will bo in architectural
harmony with Waller Hall. The new
renovation will j oin the two wings of
Waller Ilall and continue into the
court. Fifteen ' brick archways will
f ace Second Street; seven will extend
Into the court. Five of the urchway
viwcos within the court will have a
covering of leaded plate glass,
Slate will be used in constructing
the vaulted roof with its copper gutters for water drainage. The columns
of the now structure will be made
of brick nntl will have wooden cornices .
Workmen have almost finished laying the floor which Is of reddlsh-hued
quarry tile, and the two sets of
stone - veneered steps. A foreman
stated that the entire porch may be
completed by the early part of next
Shown above Is the receivin g line at the AH-CoHc r o Reception held
year providing weather conditions
Friday, September 80, In Centennial Gymnasium.
are favorable.

Conumtzis and Curilla Sing;
Jimmy Haidecker Provides
Eve n ing 's Da nce M usic
The annual C.G.A. - sponsored AllCollege Reception opened Bloomsburg's social calendar in a crepepaper-festooned Centennial Gym on
Friday evening, September 30. Jimmy Haidecker 's Orchestra provided
music for dancing. Students were
met by a re:eiving lino which included Dr. and Mrs. H. A. Andruss;
Dr. and Mrs. T. P. North ; Dr. M. V.
Kehr; Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Hoch ; Miss
Mary Macdonald ; Miss E. J. Hazen;
Mr. R. B. Redman; Dr. and Mrs. E,
H. Englehardt; Mr. and Mrs. R. G.
Hallisy ; Richard Wagner, President
of the C.G.A.; and Richard Kressler.
Charles E d w a r d s , entertainment
^chairman , Introduced Alekl Comuntzls, who sang "Tell Me That You
Love Me Tonight , " and "Through a
Long and Sleepless Night." Joseph
Curilla then barltoned "Without A
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When Leo the Lion proclaimed
registration day at B.S.T.C. on Sep scholars hastened to sign their forms
and . . . wait in line! Although the
pr esent enrollment figure is slightly
below that of last year 's, the over-all
number of teatcher-education-minded
students is higher than in 1948 ftecause the College this term did not
accept Penn State students on the
^
freshmen farm-out basis.
By a ratio of more than 'two to
one , the males again have assumed
the heavy end of the campus population. There are 560 men in attendanc e at the College , while the women
account for 269. Although there are
302 World War II veterans enrolled
for the Fall semester, they are outnumbered by the non - veteran stud ents , a new influ x which is the largest B.S.T.C. has experienced since
the pre-war day s.
The campus dormitories house a
total of 376 students, and for the
first time there are more men than
women taking advantage of College
housing f acilities. Waller Hall Annex
and North Hall are sheltering 201
men , and Waller Hall provides living
quarters for 175 women.

Off icers Introduced*
At First Bus. Ed. Club
M eeting in Navy Hall
Edward Messa, President of the
Business Education Club presided at
a large turnout of both old and new
members at the first meeting held in
Navy Hall Auditorium, Th u rsday,
October 7. Mr. Rygiel, the club's
sponsor, informed the attendees that
the success of the club for the coming year depended upon the wholehearted participation of all members.
He offered the valuable slogan, "Investment in knowledge pays the best
dividends."
Th e Clu b' s new officers were introduced. They are : President, Edward
Messa; Vice President , Emory Rarig;
Secretary, Laura Philo ; Treasurer,
William Romig. Candidates for Historian were nominated , with the
election to take place at the next
meeting, October 20.
Various committees were selected.
The chairmen of each committee are
as follows: Program , Chuck Edwards
and Rita Dixon ; Social, Sue Dreibilbis and Joan Grazell ; Publicity, Marie
Radzai ; Roll call, Walter Guy James
and Gerald Bacon; Hospitality, Glenn
Koplin; Revision of Constitution, Joe
Sopko, Jane Scheetz, Agnes Valimont.
President Edward Messa mentioned
other points of business before closing the first meeting of the semester.

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Welcome . . .

LOVE'S DEATH
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by J. Eddinger
ft.

An icicle-I'old wind ,
Roaring in its rage,
Rushed into the sepulchre ,
Chilling the grey cage.
Her ashen corpse quivered
From the vulgar caress,
Recoiled , grew coldly distant . . .
Life was dankly pressed. ¦

First Coed: "I don 't like your boyWelcome to the Friendl y College on the hill!
i
riend.
"
The Friendl y College is more- than a name, more t han a mere
Second: "Why?"
tradition , as you will learn in the years which lie ahead of you.
First : "He whistles dirty songs!"
The Friendliness at B.S.T.C. is as real and tang ible as Carver
,
Hall an d it is as much a part of this institution.
It is in the name of this Spirit of Friendlines s that we welcome
you , an d we pass that heritage of Friendliness on to you.
It is.yours. Keep it alive and bri ght, ( dlb )

FASHIONS

Table Service . . .

a la f emme

Mr. Hoch and Miss Macdonald deserve a lot of credit for the
A-l job they did on planning the table service for the college dining
hall. A great deal of credit is also due Miss Thayer and her staff for.
their wholehearted cooperation in making the table service available
to us.
by Dot Cedor
The plan has now passed beyond the experimental stage, and
we do not feel that we would be passing premature jud gment in calling
For this first column of the ynar ,
it a full-fled ged success. The college community has enthusiasticall y let's look over the general trends in
accepted the idea as a welcome and necessary change from the old fashion for college women in the Fall
ca f eteria sty le service; and if we read ari gh t t h e genera l trend o f and Winter of 1949. We'll attempt to
opinion , table service is here to stay.
keep you up-to-date on what college
Besides eliminating a bottle-neck , the new service has provided women are wearing on other campus with the opportunity to enjoy our dinner in an atmosphere con- uses.
ducive to the development of social and cultural attitudes of inestim- A trend in college fashions this
able value. This in itself more than justifies the change.
are those chic short haircuts.
On the whole, table service has proved itself a success. It has year
Hair stylists tell us that hair will be
removed the evening meal from the category of a repetitious ritual worn short throughout this season.
performed for nutrition ' s sake and made it an occasion for enjoyable With that new short hair-do, a
dining and pleasant conversation.
with the "coat look" will be
Thanks again to all concerned for the most welcome innovation dress
flattering. Women will see this style
of recent years, ( dlb )
dress in all fashionable centers. High

Where Now . . . ?

Man throug hout the ages has sought to become so proficient and
wise in the science of creation and destruction that he has finall y
reached the apex of knowledge. The hornet is read y to sting an d
t h ereb y d ie, himself .
There is something lacking in this generation as in every generation. Man is too eager to bring about a change in his actions and the
actions of those about him. Never satisfied , the beast — man —
continually seeks ways of changing his routine life.
Man no longer can differentiate the good from the bad. He has
nev er rea lly grown up. Almost every action he makes is childish.
War is childishness. If the child does not like nourishing food he will
throw it against the wall and it will splatter all over his surroundings ,
even to the point of spotting his own person.
There are so many good uses that this great knowled ge o f
nu clear division can be put to , that it seems idiotic that grown men can
think of nothing but ways and means to kill their nei ghbors.
Man has forgotten his home life; man has forgotten the real
meaning of "honor thy Father and th y Mother. " It is the little things
in life that count , not the "bi g " things. What is a traffic-lacta n superhighway, compared to a simple , scenic country road? How can palaces,
hotels, or great celebrities compare to your home and your loved ones?
Must Mankind in this "mo d ern " age admit that the generations
of long ago were more advanced than ours? After all what reall y
matters in life is , first of all , lif e itself . Next is hope , hope that tomorrow will always come , an d if it does not come , t h at it is God t h e
maker , and not man the destroyer , that determines the end.
Already scientists fear that atomic explosions may change the
course of Earth movement. Im ag ine , man considers himself very intelligent , and yet he has manufactured something which he cannot
full y explain or control. Now he considers the danger. Now he wishes
for the simple things of life , things he always had but never genuinel y
appreciated,
Man has produced something "great , " and yet , because of this
discovery, all mankind trembles. We are responsible for the things
we have done. We are responsible for the things we have not done.
The game of life is ours to win or to lose. It is too late to eradicate
the past, But there is yet life; there is yet hope. And it would do us
well to pray, for it is true that "more things are wrought by prayer
than this world dreams of. " (mb )

Room Jud ging Contest Popular Organ Stylist
Gets Student Acclaim
By Waller Ha ll Girls
unique program of organ music
Planned f or Next Week wasA presented
in assembly, October

Part of the Homecoming tradition at Waller Hall is the contest in
which the most attractive rooms are
chosen. The House Committee, assisted by Dr. Ke'hr, sponsors the contest. Judging will take place Wednesday evening, October 19, between
7:30 and 10:00. Judges will be the
students of the House Committee,
the faculty, and town women. Decisions are based on the attractiveness, suitability, furniture arrangement, w a l l decorations, neatness,
color, originality , and llvability of the
room. Prizes will be awarded the
three -most attractive rooms In the
dormitory.

6, by Frederick Housor, a former
Bloomsburg student who has become
well-known for his organ stylings,
both at Gennetti's Restaurant in
Hazleton, and on the air. Mr. Housor's balanced program of semi-classical and popular numbers, played in
his own distinctive style, delighted a
large and appreciative student audience.

style designs are now being made
that way.
Length of dresses will be somewhere between 13 and 15 inches from
the floor. There has been much hinting of shorter hemlines. Paris wants
them shorter, but American women
are satisfied with that "just-right"
length. However, America follows
Parisian dictates, so if Paris decrees
that they go up, up they 'll go.
Red is the color this season f or
college wear. A red suit for that football game will be definitely in vogue.
Coats will be seen in various shades
of red. If you 're planning on a new
winter coat , remember that red is
the season color.
A suggestion for daytime wear is
wool-jersey, especially in those new
soft fall shades. More and more
wool-jersey is being worn.
Corduroy has gone to college this
year — say the latest style headlines.
Corduroy dresses, ju mpers, suits , and
coats are being 'rushed' on all campuses this Fall.
&ee you next week with more tips
on campus fashions . . . a la femme.

Just Joving . ? ?

College Repres ented
At STC Conference on
Student Government
The Thirteenth Annual Conference
of the Student Government Association of the Pennsylvania State Teachers Colleges was held on the campus
of Shippensburg State Teachers College last weekend , October 7 and 8.
Attending from the campus*are Richard Wagner , C.G.A. President; Bernard Zelinski , C.G.A. Vice-President;
and Miss Mary Macdonald , Assistant
Dean of Women and faculty advisor.
The general assembly of the conference convened in the main auditorium of the campus at 9:00 A.M.
on Friday morning. Presiding over
the session was Howard Walker ,
Vice - President , President's Council ,
S.S.T.C. Dr. H. L. Kriner , President
of S.S.T.C. extended the welcome address to the delegates, after which
Mr. Walker introduced the delegates
individually. The opening address,
"Scope of Teacher Preparation ," was
presented by Dr. Arthur Atkinson of
the psychology department of S.S.
T.C.
Discussion groups, each of one hour
in length , followed as the delegates
were divided into four panels for
presenting the topics prepared in
outline form by the conference committee. With the general theme stated as "The Council's Opportunity to
Improve Teacher Preparation ," the
first panel presented views with regard to "Finding and Interpreting
Student Sentiment." Here it was decided that interest must be created
in order to improve the effectiveness
of student government. The second
panel , "Disseminating Councils' Conclusions after Deliberation ," discussed various methods of presenting the
activities of the council to the student body. Close contact of the council
with the college community was felt
to be one of the requisites of efficient
operation.
Dealing with the topic, "Improvement of Social Standards in Teachers
Colleges," the third discussion group
stressed the need for instilling in the
future teacher trainees a sense of
individual as well as community responsibility. The final exchange of
ideas centered about the subject of
"Effective Coordination of Successive
Councils." Here the discussion again
pointed to- the importance of a wellorganized college council for carrying
on successfully in the best interests
of the college community.
In raid-afternoon the host college

provided a tour of the campus for
the visiting delegates. Following the
tour was an informal reception and
tea , and in the evening a dance and
social was arranged.
Saturday morning 's general assembly opened with a brief talk by John
Macgregor, a student representative
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Baritone Heard in
Downtown Concert
Hugh Thompson Sings
Before Capacity Crowd

A capacity audience at the Bloomsburg High School Auditorium on
Tuesday night , October 4, enthusiastically received the . concert of baritone Hugh Thompson. This was indicated by the tremendous applause
following his selections. His program
was unique in that all his selections
were in English. It was a wellbalanced program containing operatic
selections as well as some more
modern* songs.
Mr. Thompson is a graduate of the
University of Washington in Seattle.
After graduation he was granted a
five-year fellowship at the Julliard
Graduate School , studying with Mme.
Shoen-Rene. As a result of his outstanding work in various Julliard
productions he received the opportunity of making his professional
debut with the Chautauqua Opera
Company at Chautauqua , New York.
This town is the world's rhecca for
both work and play. His debut was
successful enough to call for his return for several succeeding summers.
He sang the leading baritone roles in
over fifteen different operas. His first
big assignment was the meaty role
of Ford in "Falstaff" with the Chicago Opera. The following year he
j oined the New Opera Company in
New York. He gave a very successful recitation for the Metropolitan
Auditorium of the Air in 1944. Since
then he has been constantly in the
spotlight in opera , in concert, and on
the radio. He hag been heard on
major coast - to - coast programs in- ¦eluding "Information Please," the
Matchabelli "Hour of Charm," NBC's
"Serenade to America," and Mutual's
"Music for an Hour" and "Opera
Concert."
With a background such as this it
was not too surprising that his reception should be so whole-hearted. His
impeccable personal appearance and
his superb dramatic ability combined
with his ability to command the
attention of the audience made him
a pleasure to watch — as well as to
listen to. His exi-ellent accompanist
had no small part in his success.
The program included selections
from Shubert , Strauss, Faure, Duparc, and Debussy. Just before intermission he sang "Stand Up and
Fight" from "Carmen Jones"—when
it's sung in Italian they call it the
"Torreador Song" from the opera
"Carmen" by Bizet. The last part of
his program was composed of songs
by the modern musicians. Among
them were works by Williams, Dello,
Joio, and Diebel. His encores included "Oh Where is My Boy Soprano"
by Diebel , and "Drink to Me Only
With Thine Eyes."

L ea ders * Confab Here
The College played host to a Leaders' Conference of the Pennsylvania
State Education Association, Monday
evening, October 10. Assistant executive secretary of the state organizati on , Raymond Webster, represented
the state office of the P.S.E.A. at the
conference , which was held in the
Alumni Room. More than fifty persons attended the afternoon and evening sessions.

Serve as Consultants
In Workshop Series
Miss Edna J. Hazen , director, Ele.-.
mentary Education , and Miss Honora
Noyes, of the Department of Business Education , recently participated
in a series of workshops for teachers
in Allenlown. Miss Hazen served as
a consultant for Elementary teachers
while Miss Noyes served as consultant for the Commercial Department
3f the Allen town High School. These
workshops are an annual activity of
the in-service education program of
the Allentown Public Schools.

His wife lay on her deathbed. She .
pleaded: "John , I want you to promise mo you'll ride in the same car as
"Who made her dress?"
mother at my funeral. " He sighed :
"And remember that football develops individuality, initiative, "I'm not sure, but I think it was
"Okay, but it's going to ruin my
t he police."
whole day.
and leadership , Now, get in there and do exactly as I tell you. "

Husky Grid and Soccer Squads Boast Three Str aight Wins Each
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Time Oat !

BLOCK THAT KICK ! ! !

FOR

SPORTS

Soccer Squad and
Gridders at Home
For Weekend Tilts

by. Chris Klincdinst

Let' s take time out to look at the
I sports picture , There have been many
I changes since we left school last
May. The Yankees arc basehall's
World Champions, winning four out
of five from the Bums last week.
B.S.T.C. 's string of twelv e straigh t
football victories was stopped in the
1949 open er against Wilkes. Pete
Wisher, basketball , soccer and track
ment or for the past three years, has
accepted a teaching, coaching j ob at
I the University of Maryland in College Park , and has been replaced by
Ted Satterfield and Harold Shelley.
Both men will share the responsibilities of teaching the physical education classes, and possibly track coaching chores. Satterfield is also helping
Bob Redman in the capacity of line
coach , while Shelley is handing the
soccer and basketball squads.
The other changes have taken
place in student personnel. Lost from
last year 's athletic squads are such
former football stalwarts as George
Paternoster, L Luchnick, Tommy Donan and Ang
Albano. Gone also are Charley Boyer , basketball star for the past three
seasons, and Bob Thomas, of last
year's undefeated baseball nine.
Of those lost by graduation , several will be seen around campus for
the next year. At season 's start ,
Tommy Donan , who gave up his
career with the pro Pittsburgh Steelers, and George Paternoster were
helping Coach Redman with the linemen and ends respectively. To those
Frosh who haven't yet heard the almost legendary tales,concerning these
two, Georgie was perhaps the finest
pass receiving end in Teacher College
play, while Donan was named to AllState Teachers, All-State and Little
Ail-American teams during his stay
at Bloomsburg.
Also on the Husky football coaching: staff is Wayne VonStetten , serving as student coach, helping out
with the backs and JV squad. Assisting- Wayne is Paul Kash , transfer
student, who has seen much action
as a linesman himself.
Th e foo t ball sq ua d w ill m iss these
graduates, but undergraduate replacements, especially a band of talented new freshmen , are Coach Redman 's insurance for a highly successful season. Some of these new frosh
have already distinguished themselves on the gridiron , while others
only need the chance to prove their
worth as replacements. Among the
newcomers are a pair of outstanding
tackles, Jack Rebuek, of Sunbury,
and Jack Fetterolf , of Bloomsburg,
both brilliant defensive players. Rebuck tips the scales at 175 and is 18
years old. Fetterolf played for Ben
Pollack's undefeated eleven , a n d
weighs 190. Jack Lewis, a 230
po under from Bloomsburg, and Char*ley Baron , ulso 230, from Endicott ,
N. Y., have looked good in early
season play.
Russell Vcrlmusky, Coaldale , Jack
Delta, Plymouth, and Gene Morrison ,
of town, are the terminals Redman is
depending on for the next few years.
All have seen much action thus far.
A quartette of new guard* have supplied much reserve strength In the
middle of the Husky line. Ardell
Ziogonfuso, 105, of Ashland, looks
particularly good defensively, as does
Fran Crcmia, 215, from Pottsvllle.
Hal WIUIk and John SIohsoi1, both
105 poundorH from last year's undefeated Middletown Hljj h eleven, are
slated to hoc reserve action this
season.
Newcomers in the backfleld Include
Jake Lichty, 200, of Coal Township,
a capable replacement for Dapper
Dan Parrell, Fred Denesevlch, West
Hazleton, and Joe McGeoy, Pottsvllle, all hard driving fullbacks. Joe

Kings College Eleven Downed 21-0 as
Huskies Regain 1948 Victory Stride

Millersville and Lock Haven
Invade B.S.T.C. Tomorrow

Shown above is Husky goalie Joe Vincent as he stops a penalty kick by
a Lincoln University bpoter in the recent game on Mount Olympus. The
Huskies got the nod with a 2-0 tally.

Pre diction Corner ? . . ?
Bloomsburg over Mulersville
Berwick High over Bloomsburg High
Navy over Wisconsin
Tennessee over Alabama
Stanford over Washington
Other games in a brief rundown :
Army over Harvard ; Princeton over
Brown ; Cornell over Yale ; Penn over
Columbia; Notre Dame over Tulane;
Michigan over Northwestern ; Minnesota over Ohio State ; Missouri
over Illinois; Texas over Arkansas ;
SMU over Rice; Califoi-nia ov er
Southern Cal ; North Carolina over
Wake Forest; and Pitt 's revitalized
Panthers over Miami , 0.

Former B.S.T.C. Cage
Mentor Now Coaching
At Univ. of Mary land

Peter R. Wisher , physical education instructor at B.S.T.C. for three
years, has accepted a position at the
University of Maryland where he will
serve as assistant basketball coach ,
Supervisor of Student Teaching, and
teacher of "Methods and Principles
of Physical Education."
While at B.S.T.C. Coach Wisher
coached the soccer , basketball , and
track squads and compiled the following record : soccer, seven wins,
eleven losses , and fourth place in the
state track meet in 1947; basketball ,
twenty - fi ve wins which featured
three victories over Elizabethtown ,
led by E-Town sharpshooter Frankie
Keath , Pennsylv a ni a's leading scorer
for two years. As against these
twenty-fi ve victories , the Wishermen
lost twenty-seven.
Wisher is a graduate of East
Stroudsburg and did graduate work
at Pennsylvania State College.
undefeated football
only 19 points
allowed
team of 1948
to opponents in compiling one o&,the
nation 's best college defensive records. Millersville , which had a tough
time winning games last year, scored
12, and Shippensburg led the Huskies
7-0 at one time in their contest.
Bloo m sbur g's

Zohora , another Coaldalo product ,
has clinched a berth as blocking
back. Wade Weikal , Collingswood ,
N. J., Tom Spack , Johnstown, and
little Dick Deitz , Bloomsburg, are
the new additions at halfback posts.
Weikal is an exceptionally fine punter.
The football squad hat* improved
rapidly since losing a disheartening
opener against Wilkes College at
Wilkes - Barre. After thoroughly
trouncing Mansfield at Berwick' s
Crispin Field, the Huskies for the
third straight your, defeated strong
Lock Haven with a last minute passIng attack. Last Saturday 's game
w it h King '* College imulo it three
straight in Coach Redman 's newest
effort to post a long win streak. Redman offers no excuses for the Wilkes
lo ss, only the hopcx tor n HMveimtnl
season down to the last game.

Undefeated Husky
Booters March On
With E*Town Win
Soccermen Opene d Season
With Victory Over Wilkes
The Husky booters made it three
straight without a defeat last Saturday aft ernoon at Elizabethtown as
they toppled E-town College from
the undefeated ranks of college soccer. The eventual score was 2-1, as
Dick Gearhart and Bucky Richards
brough t B.S.T.C. from behind after
trailing by a single goal in the first
half.
The Elizabethtown goal came in
the second period as a B.S.T.C. man
accident ally headed the ball into the
goal. Joe Vincent played his usual
fine game in the nets, as did Richards , who is playing his first year of
soccer.
The Huskies had opened the season with a 2-1 victory over Wilkes
College at the up-river school. Two
weeks ago they blanked Lincoln University 2-0, to keep their unto uched
slate clean.

Five N ew Members
Added to Faculty
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"Obj ective Tests in Literature," published by the Oxford Book Company,
1936; and "Workbooks in Grammar "
published by the Willia msport Printing and Binding Company, 1938.
In th e field o f a thl eti cs, Dr. Theodore J. Satterfield , a graduate of
West Chester Teac h ers , is assisting
Coach Redman with the Huskies, and
will assist with other intercollegiate
sports in addition to his classes in
Evolution of the American Public
School. After graduating from West
Chester, Dr. Satterfield attended
T e m p l e University, Phil a delphi a,
where he received his M.S. and his
Doctorate in the fields of Educational
Administration and Health & Physical Education. Dr. Satterfield' s home
is in Bala Cynwyd, and for the past
several years, discounting time spent
with the U. S. Navy in World War
II , he has' been affiliated with the
Lower Merion Schools, Phil adelphia ,
Pa.
With the resignation of Peter
Wisher as head basketball coach , Mr,
Harold S. Shelly comes to B.S.T. C,
as basketball coach and physical education instructor. Graduated from
Ohio Northern College where he
competed in basketball , football , and
track , Mr. Shelly spent several years
teaching in high schools before going"
to Wilmington College, Wilmington,
Ohio. Mr. Shelly received his M.S. at
the Universi ty of Michigan. During
World War II, he was an instructor
with a V-5 unit in the South. Mr.
Shelly is active in summer recreational camp work.
B.S.T.C. welcomes Miss Mary E.
Macdonald, of Berwick , Penna., as a
new f acult y member and Assistant
Dean of Womon. A graduate of the

After Losing Wilkes Opener
Bloomsburg Gridders Return
To Win Three Straight
King 's College was number three
on th e Huskies' list as the Monarchs
were decisively crushed last Saturday afternoon 21-0 at Wilkes-Barre's
Artill ery Park. B.S.T.'C. amassed a
total of nearly 300 y ards gained via
ground routes while piling up 13 fir st
downs. Parrell , Lang, and Lichty
scored on short line bucks with Ed
Tavalsky adding the extra points by
placement.
The game was rather slow and
served only to show that superior
strength of the winners rather than
to thrill the paltry crowd of about
1000 fans.
The Huskies scored on drives of
40, 41, and 85 yards. Jake .Lichty's
score culminated a 40 yard spurt ,
during which he carried eight consecutive times before lugging the
leather across for the last Husky
touchdown.

Husky teams perform at home this
weekend with the football squad
scheduled to perform against strong
Miller sville at Athletic Park tomorrow night , and th e soccer team playing Lock Haven on Mt. Olympus tomorrow aft ernoon.
Millersville has been pointing for
this week's game, hoping to spoil
Coach Redman 's undefeated record
in Teachers College Ball for the past
two seasons. Last year Millersville
was a thorn in the Husky's side for
a whole evening, as they went ahead
on two occasions against our previously unscored upon club. The Redman charges fought back to gain an
ultimate 20-12 victory, but were extended by a scrappy Cumberland
Wilkes Ends Streak
County outfit. Millersville was supa
by
sparked
posedly weak last year,
In losing the- 1949 season opener ,
brilliant freshman halfback, Gabe B.S.T.C. had its twelve game winning
Geiger, who scored one touchdown . streak shattered. Wilkes (Sollege did
against the Huskies, and passed for the honors to the tune of a stinging
the other tally. Losing only a few 20-7 score at Plymouth , September
men by graduation , this same ag- 17.
gregation upset highly favored ShipThe Huskies led in statistics, outpensburg 14-7 two weeks ago. To- rushing and outpassing the homemorrow's game is a contest that may sters, but never the less games are
well prove to be the toughest on the won in the scoring column. Taking
locals' card , and they must be on advantage' of the breaks, the Wilkes
their toes as Millersville will be all oppor tunists intercepted Joe Apichout to stop the B.S.T.C. gridders.
ella 's first period pa ss, and a few
In the meantime, the Husky soccer plays
circled the end to comsquad, winner of three straight , will mand later
a
7-0
lead.
entertain Lock Haven on Mt. Olym - Wilkes scored again as Apichella
pus in what may prove to be a fine
tried to down a forward
exhibition of footwork. Back from seemingly
pass, only to have it picked out of
last y ear 's booters are Joe Vincent
(an outstanding goalie) , Norm Kline, the air and run for the second Wilkes
machine
Paul Plevyak, Joe Guida , Bill Davis, score. An aroused Husky
goal
line
and
rolled
to
the
Wilkes
W alt Zorn , Dale Spiegal, Doye JohnKriss scored around end to make the
son , Frank Furgele, Dick Gearh art ,
score
14-7. The Colonels scored the
and Clyde Ackerman.
fin al touchdown on a sixty yard pass
play near the end of the game.
Bloomsburg drove to the Wilkes five
Dramatic Club Will
as the game ended.
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New Streak Started
Temporary chairman of the conA rejuvenated Husky football team
ference will be Robert Sickinger of
crushed
Mansfield at Berwick's CrisB.S.T.C. Sickinger also served as a
pin
Field,
Septmeber 24. The final
delegate of the western district in
the Eastern Region , on the planning score showed B.S.T.C. out in front
committee which met at Bloomsburg 26-0 as indications were given of the
earlier this fall. The planning com- brand of ball to be played the rest
mittee studied the proposed constitu- of the season. Reedy, Lichty, Kriss,
tion , and made some changes before and Stefanik scored for the Huskies ,
presenting it to the annual confer- with Ed Tavalsky getting his second
and third points of the season via the
ence.
placekick
method.
Although this conference will be
chiefly concerned with the business
Lock Haven Jolted
of adopting the constitution , the draBehind 14 - 13 at Athletic Park
matic directors of some of the clubs October
1, B.S.T.C.'s never - say - die
have been asked to speak to the
group. It is intended that three dis- Huskies gave Lock Haven Teachers
cussion groups will be formed , to dis- a lesson in the art of pass offense
minute and
cuss various phases of the theatre. and defense. With one
play
in the final
some
odd
seconds
to
These will be led by Professor Axel
R. Kleinsorg, Susquehanna Univer- quarter , George Lambrinos passed
sity ; Professor Alfred Groh , Wilkes the Huskies from their own 10 yard
College ; and Professor H. Barret line deep into Lock Haven territory.
The outstanding play of the drive
Davis , Lehigh University.
was a 60 yard pass to Kriss, who was
finally brought down on the six yard
University of Michigan , Miss Mac- stripe. The Huskies went ahead on
donald received her Master 's Degree a line buck, and a few seconds after
from Columbia University majoring the ensuing kickoff , scored again as
in Personnel Administration. During Lambrinos intercepted a desperation
the last war, Miss Macdonald served pass for the final score of the contest.
both here and overseas with the Steve Kriss thrilled the Bloomsburg
WAVES. In addition to deaning dut- fans with a beautiful exhibition of
ies, she is teaching freshmen orienta- open field running, going through
tion classes and is in charge of the tackle and racing 59 yards to score
student guidance program.
the second Husky touchdown early
Miss Marjorie Stover, of Lewis- in the second half. Final score:
burg, Pennsylvania, is teaching the B.S.T.C. 26 , Lock Haven 14. ,
class In Special Education at the
Benj amin Franklin School. GraduaCharley Kazmerovicz and Wayne
ted from B.S.T.C, Miss Stover returns here after spending several VonStetten , B.S.T.C. quarterbacks of
years teaching in Lancaster, Penn- 1947 and early 1948, were both forced
sylvania. During the past few sum- out of the 1948 campaign because of
mers, she has had experience at the shoulder separations, They were capWood School , Langhorne , Pennsyl- ably replaced by Angelo Albano , who
vania, and the Aurbury Tutoring had played only defensive football
School for the Mentally Retarded.
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the year before.

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Bark in the Saddle Again . . .
A year ago this column was born under pressure, last May it passed on
to claim its eternal reward under pressure, and now it has returned from the
lost limbo of j ournalistic corn, to again haunt these corridors — and still
under pressure. I vowed last year that I would never write it again, but I
overlooked the persuasive charm of my blonde boss-lady, the Kitten, who is
now co-editor. Now, as the minutes trickle away and the deadline draws
near, I am again sitting at the console of the Corona .wondering what I ever
did to deserve this. But I still think that any fellow who can say no to a
blonde deserves a worse fate than ending up in the Doghouse.
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Cartoonist Al Capp, to whom we are indebted for such outstanding
institutions as Sadie Hawkins' Day and the Schmoo, has come up with
another good one. This latest creation is the "Kigmy." Now the.Kigmies
are a happy band of little folk who just enjoy being kicked around , and their
motto is "Kick us, we're a minority that won't kick back!" As you read
that comic strip, you are suddenly struck by the realization that the Kigmies
would make wonderful college students. In fact, we might go so far as to
say that the Kigmies would be ideal college students. It seems that success
in college depends so much upon your ability to take kicks—without kicking
back.
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Shades of the Waldorf . . .
The newly installed table service rates three barks from the kennel.
This has been the biggest improvement on the campus since they switched
over from gas lights to electricity. No longer will the tired and the weary
be faced with the task of wandering all over the campus, trying to find the
end of the chow line. Woofs for all concerned in the change-over, and extra
special woofs to Miss Thayer and her staff. All we need now is a headwaiter to utter from table to table, asking if "Monsieur " wou ld like to see
the wine list.
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Looking Back . . .
About this time last year we were beginning to see prospects of an
undefeated foot ball season, and we started marking off the mileposts on the
road to glory. This year, however, the Huskies started the season off with
an unfortunate reverse, and that takes away a lot of the suspense that kept
all of us on the edge of our proverbial seats right up to the final whistle at
Stroudsburg last year. But even if we can't have an undefeated season this
year, we still have a team that is undefeated in its spirit. Let's back them
up by showing up! Homecoming Day is only a week away, so let's make
that game a date. And, besides, we're willing to bet the shingles right off
the Doghouse roof that the Huskies would swamp Wilkes if they had another
crack at them ! !
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Seen from the Doghouse Door . . .
The much discussed drinking fountains have fiinally been installed in
the men 's section of Waller Hall. A committee should be put to work to get
some sort of a dedication arranged. Never before in the history of mankind
have so many suffered so much for so little . . . Conflicting reports drift in
concerning a three-girl drum and bugle corps which was recently organized
up in the Waller 4 neck-of-the-woods. Seems that Misses Kelly, Heebner,
and Pliscott have been seized with the Spirit of '76 fever . . . Social note:
Batangas Buynak , officially known as Lieutenant John Buynak, U.S.M.C.R.,
has now become the drill master of the college band. Gung ho! . . , . Seen
dangling from, a third floor dorm window: a j ug of cider tied on a rope. Next
week the owners'will be dangling from the window . . . 'Hobart' Hiney, the
guiding genius behind last year's Borrowed Banter, has shuffled off the
scholastic coil and moved out to Denver. Good luck, lad! We miss you . . .
Some subscribers have requested that we thank Stroudsburg for the two
live-wires who came to us from that campus — namely, Midge Reitz and
June Oberst . . . Congrats to the Cortrights, old friends of the Doghouse . . .
The Yankee fans have been in ecstasy since Sunday . Some fans seem to
think that Connie Mack will be named as the Yanks most valuable player
for '49 . . . Work has been started on the '50 Obiter, and it looks as if one
of the best ever is in the offing. This year 's Obiter is being 'obited' by Joe
Curilla . . .
'Till we meet again, au revoir for awhile, and don't forget — let's all
make the Homecoming game a date ! ! !

Dance Artist Prese nts
First Night Pro gram
Of Artists Series
In her first Central Pennsylvania
appearance, Litia Namoura , exotic
solo dancer, appeared in Carver Auditorium Sept, 19th and presented to
an audience of 300, a program of
dance art from the East. Miss Namoura, born in this country, but of
Arabian ancestry, was accompanied
by Alfred Patten , a young American
pianist.
Her unusual dances, which included
Harem Dance and the
the Arabian ¦
Dances of Burma, were costumed
authentically to the smallest detail,
including headdress and ornaments.
Mr. Patten supplied the important
musical background for the dances ,
and also performed solo groups of
piano music which fit into the spirit
and mood.
This program, the first of the 194950 Artists Course series, provided an
evening of enjoyment for the many
in attendance,

Opens Social Calendar

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Song." Their respective accompanists
were Delphine Buss and Richard
Wagner.
Alek^, Comuntzis, social chairman
of the C.G.A., was general chairman
of the dance. Charles Roberts and
Rita Dixon headed the decoration
committee which consisted of Bob
Williams, James Creasy, Harry
Brooks, Wanda Petraitis, Pat Kringe,
Helen DiCampi , and James Cavallegh.
Frank Dean and Muriel Wagner
served as co« chairmen of the refreshment committee, and were aided by
Mildred Wagner, Marion Paine, Mary
Jane Dorsey, and Beverly Cole.
The Hospitality Committee was
composed of Richard Kressler, Doris
Bowman, Jane K env i n , Ruth Shupp ,
Eleanor Johnson, Mary Anna Wright ,
Glenn Koplin, John Swartz, Bernard
Zelinsky, Emory Rarig and Beverly
Cole.
Invitations were written by Louise
Lohr and Martha Teel. Program
planning was in charge of Charles
Edwards and Joan Grazell.

Officers for the current year were
elected at the first 1949-50 meeting
of the College Dames Club held last
Tuesday evening in the Day Women 's
room. The new officers are : President , Mrs. Charles Miller; Vice President, Mrs. Elmer Kreiser; Secretary,
Mrs. Robert Wingate; Treasurer ,
Mrs. Stanley Freida ; Entertainment ,
Mrs. Richard Hummel ; Refreshment,
Mrs. Charles Longer; Membership,
Mrs. Frank Pringle. A branch of the
Day W omen's Associa tion, the College Dames is an organization for
wives of stu dents , and for married
women who are students of the College. The Club meets on the second
and fourth Tuesdays of each month
at 7:30 p.m. in_ the Day Women 's
room, Ngetling Hal].

TUESDAY-Is Your
Lib rary Book Due ?
Have you seen the TUESDAY

sign posted on the library door ?
Then you must be wondering about
the plan behind its message.
The TUESDAY pl an was initiated this semester as a memory
aid to "absent-minded" students.
Under this new circulation routine, there is only one due - date
each week ; that date is TUESDAY (except, of course, for Reserve materials which circulate
only overnight). The borrower still
has the advantage of a two-week
circulation period, but that period
always ends on a TUESDAY. For
example, if a book is charged out
on a Saturday , it becomes due two
weeks from the following TUESDAY.
The advantages of this system
are apparent: (1) the date-due
stamp is changed only once a
week , and overdue notices are
sent ; (3) students know books are
due on TUESDAYS ; (4) work
schedules may be arranged for
additional student help on TUESDAYS to shelve returned books.

Dramatist Adele Neff
In Assembly Program
Adele Neff , well-known radio and
stage dramatist , presented a highly
interesting program of comedy and
drama entitled "Ladies , Wo m en, and
Females," in the Thursday, September 22 assembly. A New Englander,
Miss Neff's sketches often portray
that part of the country, while others
satirize the more sophisticated women of New York and California.
*Besides her work on radio and
stage, she has done a considerable
amount of script writing, and of late
has appeared on several television
programs.

New Frosh Treated to
Get'Acquainted Pa rty
Sponsored by S.C.A.
Approximately 175 students attended the Freshman "get acquainted"
party sponsored by the Student
Christian Association in Navy Hall
Auditorium Wednesday evening, September 17.
Jane Kenvin , general chairman of
the party conducted a model country
school. Group singing led by Miss
Kenvin started off the affair. The
new students were grouped into classes, visiting in turn the six classrooms into which the auditorium was
divided. Nancy Morgan had the Art
class where the more talented students vied for the blue ribbon on
their paper hats, Other teachers and
their subjec ts were : Ruth Shupp,
History ; Jane Kenvin , Primary Drama; Lola Deibert, Music; Eleanor
Johnson, Spelling; and Russell Davis,
Gym, Prizes were given in each class,
The party concluded with refreshments of soda and pretzels, provided
by a refreshment committee headed
by Virginia Reimensnyder.
Faculty members in attendance
were Mr. Clayton Hinkle, and Mr,

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IT'S A BOY ! In '48, the first release of Kitty and Her Yarn mentioned the forthcoming wedding of Zita
Spangler and Jay Cortright. Glance
at the caption of this section. Need
we say more ? Congratulations, Mr.
and Mrs. Cortrigh t, on the arriva l of
Jay Brant, Jr. The monstrous cigars
and novel theatre ticket announcements attracted campus-wide attention.
CAT-ASTROPHE HAS STRUCK!
Carolyn Vernoy has gone into seclusion since her twin goldfish have
passed away. An investigation revealed that the fish met their death
from
an oversupply of dichloro4
dipheny - trichlore - ethane used to
murder an annoying Musca Domestica. Moral of the story : Use a
swat t er, not D.D.T., to kill flies.
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER:
Without operation of the bell system
this has become the most quoted
quote on campus. It doesn 't apply,
however, to the gentleman who hurried into Mr. Fenstemaker's nine
o'clock Spanish class at 9:40, looked
at t he u nfamiliar f aces , and asked,
"Isn't this the t en o'clock class?"
RAIN, RAIN, GO AWAY : Second
most quoted quote. And if the rain
doesn 't go away soon, the new porch
may not make its appearance for a
long time.
CALLING ALL WRITERS ! If you
have a pencil , paper and an idea, get
to work! Al Stimeling, editor of the
¦Olympian , is looking for "budding
and budded " authors to write for the
college magazine. So, how about giving Al a hand (with some copy in it,
of course.)
FOR WHOM THE BELLES TOLL.
Four belles . . . Nan Kelly, Dolores'
Blassic , Nancy Heebner, and Mildred
Pliscott have formed a band to entertain the men and women of fourth
floo z\ Waller Hall. Not bad , are they,
fellows ?
CAMPUS VISITORS. Two of last
year's freshmen, Mary Ann Stewart
and Harvey Andruss, Jr., recently
paid a visit to the Friendly College.

Banter . .

Judge: "Now tell the court how /
you came to take the car."
Accused: "W el , the car was park- ¦
ed in front of the cemetery, so natur- ¦
ally I thought the owner was dead. " '
"How did you puncture that tire?" '
"Ran over a bottle. "
"S'matter, didn't you see it? "
"Naw , some freshman had it under
his coat. "
"So you * want to kiss me! I didn 't
know you were that kind. "
"Baby , I'm even kinder than that!"
"Wayne , I wish you 'd be a good
little boy."
"I'll be good for a nickel. "
"The idea ! Why can 't you be like
y our father?—good for nothing!"
Sedgewick: "Terribly sorry you
buried your wife yesterday."
Watleywood : "Had to — dead, you
know."
A biology* professor was unwrapping a parcel before his class which
he explained to his pupils was a fine
specimen of a dissected frog. Upon
disclosing two sandwiches, a hardboiled egg, and a banana , he w as
very much surprised and exclaimed,
"But surely I ate my lunch."
Your eyes are like the stars above,
Your lips are like a rose.
Your hair is like a shining brook,
But . . . Oh, my gosh — your nose !
"Lips that touch liquor shall never
touch mine," stoutly declared the
freshman co-ed. And after she graduated she taught school for years and
years and years.
Judge : "Do you challenge any of
the j ury?"
Defendant: "Well , I think I can
lick that little guy on the end."

Frosh to habitual cigarette moocher: "Joe , you look strong and fags
for the excellent service which she don't weigh much, why don't you
and the dining room staff are pro- carry your own?"
viding for the evening meals.
ITCHY COEDS. Pat Kringe, Rita
He: "I'm a bank examiner."
Dixon and Wanda Petraitis have
She : "W ell, I'm no bank."
been the most unpopular coeds on
campus during the past two weeks.
"I can't marry him, Mother. He's
While searching for foliage to decoran
atheist and doesn 't believe in
ate the gym for the Freshman Reception , the young ladies chose some Hell."
"Marry him , my dear, and between
exceptionally pretty crimson leaves.
us
we'll convince him he's wrong."
They found that the leaves belonged
to the poison sumach . . . later.
THE END. Customs are at an
Hold s Initial
end! As one freshman said, "The L.S.A*
Customs Committee may now be Meetin g September 19
burned in effigy-without fear of prosThe Kressler farm on the Millvllle
ecution ." But let's be honest. Now
that Customs are over; they really Road was the scene of the initial
meeting of the Lutheran Student Asweren't so bad , were they?"
sociation on September 19, .at 5:30.
The supper consisted of hot dogs
College Repre sented
roasted over charcoal, cabbage salad,
baked
beans, pickles, root beer on
At Conference
tap, cake and marshmaUows.
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The devotional service was preparfrom West Chester S.T.C., who spoke ed and conducted by three of the
on the value of the conference. An members who attended the National
inspiring address, "What the Super- Lutheran Student conference at the
intendent Expects Other than Aca- National Music Camp, Interlochen ,
demic Preparation ," was given by Michigan, in August. Richard KressMr. John Cartwright , Superintendent ler, Eleanor Johnson, and Ruth Shupp
of Schools, Carlisle, Pa. Mr. Cart- led the service which centered around
wright pointed out four qualities that the theme of the year, "That Men
should be found in every teacher. May Know Christ." Jane Kenvin diThese include: a free mind , a greater rected the group singing.
respect; for individual differences, the
Baseball, badminton , croquet , and
ability ' to make extensive use of the
tools of education , and the ability to darts were enj oyed by the students.
make use of the resources offered by Indoor recreation Included dancing
and pinochle,
the community.
The Second meeting of the L.S.A.
Mr. Rtbert Campbell , professor
from Clarion S.T.C., offered a few was held in the parsonage yard of
remarks of commendation for the Saint Matthew's church on October
3. Barbeques, corn-on-the»:ob, tomaAssociation and its assembly.
Following a short business session, toes, cider, and baked apples were
served, Devotions were in charge of
the meeting was adj ourned,
William Romig and Marilyn Greenly.
Harry Gasser, advisors of the S.C.A., The officers who will lead the club
Miss Harriet M. Moore, Freshman this year are Richard Kressler, presicounselor, Miss M. Beatrice Mettler, dent; William Romig, Vice-president ;
Dr. Marguerite Kehr, Mr. Charles Eleanor Johnson , secretary ; and John
Henrie, and Miss Mary E. Macdonald. Swartz, treasurer,
A SALUTE TO MISS THAYER