Many Campus Improvements Scheduled; Crowning of Twin
Historic Long Porch To Be Replaced
May Queens To Be
Old Landmark To Receive
Held Wednesday
Secon dary Education
Architectural "New Look"
President Harvey A. Andruss recently announce that bids will be
opened on May 18 for the replacement of Long Porch at Waller Hall ,
for repai rs to the President' s Home ,
and for roof repairs to four other
buildings on campus.
Plans and specifications for the
work have been received and , according to an announcement received
from Harrisburg, the proj ect must
be completed before October 15.
Th e chief addition to the exterior
appearance of the College will be in
the construction of a new porch to
replace the historic Long Porch. This
new porch will connect the two wings
of Waller Hall and will extend within the present court.
This construction will consist of
fifteen brick archways facing Second
Street and seven brick archways extending into the court. The roof of
the new porch will be slate with copper gutters and spouting, and wooden cornice. The columns will be brick
with metal banisters and the floor
will be of quarry tile.
Access to the street will be by
means of two sets of steps at the end
of a platform leading to the street
level, instead of the present broad
stairs. Five of the archway spaces extending in the court will be covered
with leaded plat e glass. The present
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Phi Sigma Pi Accepts
12 N ew Memb ers in
Initiation Ceremonies
Laughter was the keynote of the
hour-long informal initiation program
presented in the Waller Hall Gym on
Wednesday evening, Ap ril 27, by the
Iota Chapter of Phi Sigma Pi , National Honorary Educational Fraternity for Men. The entire west side of
the gym was filled with members of
the College Community who were on
hand for the occasion. The pledges
"gave their all" in presenting a variety of acts that ranged from a mock
burlesque to an inverted Gettysburg
Address and a bit of Shakespeare,
On the following evening, Thursd ay, the fraternity held its regular
formal initiation ceremony in Science
Hall. At this time the following were
accepted for membership : Gerald Bacon , Lewis Ballantine , Robert Canouse , Kenneth Cook , Guy James ,
Francis Johnson , Norman Keiser ,
James Kleman , Emory Rarig, Th addeus Svvigonski , Richard Wagner , and
Robert Walther.

Twenty*Three Attend
Poetry Club Outing

Conference Will Be
Held Here in June

On June 24 and 25, one of the
twelve regional group discussion conferences for the improvement of secondary education will be held at the
College. These meetings are sponsored by the Pennsylvania Branch of
the National Association of Secondary School Principals.
Harry F. Garner, director of secondary education at the College and
coordinator of the local conference ,
announ ced recently that the group
will be under the leadership of J.
Frank Dennis , principal of Myers
High School in Wilkes-Barre. Composed of several principals of area
high schools , the steering committee
is now working on plans for the 1949
conference , which is an annual proj ect of he Pennsylvani a Secondary
School Prin cipals' Association.
The area to be served by this year's
conference includes the following
counties : Columbia , Luzerne , Lakawanna , Susquehanna , and Wyoming.

The green - turfed terrace off
Waller Hall will be the scene of
probably one of the most outstandingly unique ceremonies ever
to be witnessed by students of the
College a n d general spectators
from the surrounding area at 2:30
P.M., Wednesday, May 11. At that
time, B.S.T.C.'s bid for nationwide
publicity, the crowning of Midge
and Madge Fuller as twin May
Queens will take place at the annual coronation pageant of the
May Queen in celebration of the
traditional May Day.
Attending the Queens will be
seven girls of the 1949 graduating
class? They are : Jane McCullough ,
Martha Jane Sitler, Joan McDonald , Mary Helen Mor row , Zita
Spangler Cortright, Doris Gilday,
a n d Eloise Noble.
The ceremonies for this year's
May Court will be under the direction of Mrs. Robert B. Redman,
She will have as her assistants
Miss Lucy McCammon and members of the Benj amin Franklin
Training School.

Graduating Class To Hear
Journalist and Pastor in
Commencement Ceremonies
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Harrison Wood,
Workshop Courses To Mr.
Rev. HL J. Aulenbach
Be Important Feature To Address
Graduates
Of '49 Summer Session
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Workshops in the fields of Business, Secondary, and Elementary Education will be an important feature
of th e 1949 Summer Sessions. The
workshop type of course is becoming
increasingly popular in the education
of teachers-in-service, and those to
be offered at the College this summer
will include group discussions, fi eld
trips, lectures by nationally-known
authorities, and observations in the
campus laboratory schools.
The Summer Session will again include a three-week pre-session , a regular six-week session, and a postj session of three weeks. The pre! session will begin Monday, June 6;
j the regular six-week session will be| gin Monday, June 27, The post-session
are scheduled to begin MonJ classes
day,
August 8, and continue until
j
i Friday-, August 26.
Included in the regular session will
be the six hours necessary for certification in Safety Education. Three
semester hours of credi t will be given
for a course in "Safety Education,"
which was popular in last year's session uill again be offered. The course
in Safety Education may be used as
32 Schools Represented in
Initial
Issue
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elective in the elementary' field ,
B usiness Education C ontest
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but
either of the two courses can be
|All-College Magazine
The Seventeenth Annual Business |Wins Student Acclaim \ used in making the certificate permi anent.
Education Contest was held April 30
Persons planning to enroll in the
Anoth er B.S.T.C. "First" w as rein Navy Hall with Collingdale High
courses are advised by the
workshop
corded
this
year
when
the
first
allSchool taking first place honors and
Dean
of
Education
to advise College
,
a bronze plaque. Danville tied with College magazine "The Olympian, "
offici
als
early
since
enrollment must
Sunbury for the runner-up position. was issued last week. According to
Berwick placed fourth. Last year's Editor William A. Stimeling, the in- necessarily be limited. Summer Seswinn er, Bloomsburg, took fifth hon- itial issue of the new publication met sion anno u n cements and en rollment
ors. Position of teams was based on with th e overwhelming sales approv- blanks are available in the Office of
the lowest score of the accumulative al of students and faculty. The maga- the Dean of Instruction.
ranking positions of team members. zine, the firs t of its kind on the camThirty-two schools were represent- pus, went on sale after the Thurs28. Selling Journalism Class Trip
ed by 117 students. Gold , silver , and day assembly on April
,
bronze stars were awarded to stud- for twenty-five cents 'The OlymOn Monday, M ay 9, th e twentypian" contained short stories, lit erents wh o r anked fi rs t , second , and
eight
members of Mr. DeVoe's Journthird in each of the four divisions ary and feature articles, poetry , and alism class will travel to Williams(Bookk eeping, Business Mathematics , cartoons.
port to tour the Gri t Publishing ComMembers of the staff include: pany. The group hopes to see the
Shorthand , and Typ ewriting)
Jounior L. Eddinger and Robert C.
An additional feature of the acti- Canouse , associate editors ; Eleanor "1949 Obit er" going through the
vities was an addx*ess by W. Harrnan Todaro , business manager; Howard presses or the bindery of the large
Wilson , editor of the "Balance Sheet " Hartzell , art editor; Robert Hiney printing plant.
Leaving at 12:45, the class will
Among the schools entered in this and Nancy Powell, humor editors ;
use
the College station wagons and
contest were: York , Bloomsburg, Col- Ruth Shupp, Joyce MacDougall , and
lingdale, Danville , Sunbury, Berwick, Gloria Dawn Long, advertising staff ; private cars.
Millersburg, Fountain Hill, Jefferson , Shirley Walters, Joseph Curilla , and
Plymouth , Columbia , Tunkhannock , George Chebro , sales staff; and RichWyoming, Branch Township, High- ard Harner , typist.
spire , Aramagh , Hughesville , and
Dr. J. Almus Russell is the faculty
Snow Shoe.
adviser.

Collingdale High School Takes First
Place in Commercial Contest Here

Harrison Wood, distinguished newspaper correspondent and author, and
Reverend Henry J. Aulenbach,* pastor
of the St. Andrew Reformed Church
of Allentown , will be the speakers for
the* 1949 graduation exercises to be
held on May 22 and 23 in Carver
Hall Auditorium. Mr. Wood will deliver the commencement address on
Monday, May 23, and Rev. Aulenbach
will deliver the baccalaureate address
on Sund ay afternoon , May 22.
Mr. Wood is one of the American
Broadcasting Company's top news
analysts and commentators. He will
speak on the subj ect, "This Changing
World."
A correspondent for over thirty
years with large American newspapers and various international press
service s, Wood will proj ect his address against the background of his
long experience and intimate contacts
in European and Asiatic affairs. He
is the author of "India Tomorrow,"
"The Orient Looks Ahead ," and
"China Tomorrow."
Reverend Aulenbach , a graduate of
Franklin and Marshall College, has
had an outstanding career in the
Christian ministry. In 1948 he was
awarded the Franklin and Marshall
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Day Women Announce
Next Year's Of f icers
The senior day women were guests
at a luncheon held by the Day Women's Association in their rooms in
Noetling Hall , Tuesday, May 3, 1949 .
At that time , the members of next
year's official board were announced
and presented with corsages of gardenias and daisies by the members of
this year 's official board.
Next year's officers are as follows :
Kathryn Graham , president; Nancy
Crumb, vice-president; Sue Dreibelbis and Nancy Brunstetter , senior
representatives; Carol Gass and Alice
Jacques, junior representatives ; Mary
Lehman and Carol Wanich, freshman
representatives.
Mrs. Ruth Appleman Pealer and
Miss Betty Fisher , both past presidents of the Day Women , were guests
at the covered-dish.

Annual College Style Show Displays
Latest Spring and Summer Fashions
4.

Monday evening, May 2, saw the College and Training School Models Participate in Fashion Review
holding of the Poetry Club's vveinerroast-party at the Reichard farm on
the MillviUe road. Despite early
showers , a very satisfying and enj oyable outing was afforded the twenty-three members and guests present,
Following the weiner-voast at the
edge of Fishing Creek , card games
and other various entertainments
were participated in on the vernndaporch of the Reichnrd home , at which
time Mrs, Reichard favored the group
with additional refreshments.
Those present wore : Miss Zcnlberg,
faculty sponsor , John Relchnrd , 1 uthev Roth*, Audrey Tevrel , Jounior
Eddlnger, Earl Bloke , Eleanor Pupo ,
Marilyn Evans , Eleanor Todnro, Max
Kaplan, Hazel Brobst, Donald Butcofsky, Edwin Klinger , Lucy Jane
Baker, Paul Slobozlen , Genevieve
Krzywlckl , Eph Weaver, Elennpr
Pictured nbovo are the College and Training School models who took part in the Spring Fashion Show which
Poust, Charles Glllow , Frances Cerchinro, Marie Mattls , George Kearn- was held on April 20 In Carver Hall Auditorium. Mr , C. H. Henrie , director of the show, la shown at the extreme
ey, and Mary Ann Alarcon.
right of the ploture .

College Models Featured
In Well-Attended Affair

An outstanding annual feature , the
Spring fashion show , was presented
on April 29, in Carver Hall Auditorium. Staged by the retail selling
classes, under the direction of Charles
H, Henrie , the show was an attraction for the participants of the high
school commercial contest. The fashions, which were displayed by several
college models and a group of Benj amin Franklin School children , consisted of Spring and Summer merchandise. Also in the group were
fashions which will not be released
for sale until the early Fall.
Chosen to model on the basis of
appearance, personality, poise, and
height, the models were : Dorothy
Cedor , Barbara Sherman , Madelyn
Schalles, Zita Spangler Cortright,
Sue Dreibelbis, Diane Snyder, Dorothy Thomas, Mary Kay Shoemaker,
Joanne Vanderslice, Mary Ann Stew(Continued on page 4)

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ABOUT ONIONS

Published Weekly by
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by Max Kaplan

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SOCIETT
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Audrey Terrel

New Dames Club
To Meet Tuesday
The College Dames Club, one of the
campus' most newly-organized and
active organizations, will hold a hat
social at their regular meeting Tuesday evening May 10, at 7:30. Mrs.
Richard Hummel, of Northumberl and , will award prizes for the most
unu sual hats presented by members
of the club.
At the April 5 meeting, the members made a tour of the Bloomsburg
Hospital and later attended the tea
at the Nurses Home. At the last
regular meeting, April 26, the Da mes
Club met in the Women 's Day Room
in Noetling Hall. At this time Mrs.
Robert Wingate was elected secretary, replacing Mrs. Richard Stout.
The social hour was graced with refreshments and interesting anecdotes
by each attending member on the
subj ect , "How I Met My Husband."

FASHION FLASHES
by Aleki Comuntzis
Before w e kno w it , summer's hot

days will be creeping up on us. With
this to look forward to we must plan
our summer wardrobe with one eye
on th e thermometer.
This year, transparencies are the
thing. Of course, you know that
means organdies , dot t ed swiss, etc.
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best to
Designers are trying their
combine materials which will make
us look utterly feminine.
Let's take a closer look .at what is
coming up for this summer.
For afternoon wear picture a black
linen strapless dress topped with a
redincote of black organdy or dotted
swiss. If you prefer white, wear a
white organdy with long full sleeves ,
a Peter Pan collar, and a full skirt.
This dress makes a good basic dress
because the undergarments can be
changed with the wearer's mood. If
you really want to set your beau back
on his heels add a pair of linen pumps
that match the slip.
After-five dresses can combine materials and colors. How do they differ? First in length and second in
bareness. Try using a crushed organdy over lavendar flaille. Cut the neck
low, the skirt full , and swath the
waist with a wide sash. Wear pert
white gloves and a pretty smile.
In the evening at a summer dance ,
organdy and other transparents again
take the limelight. Here again we
can put color under white or color
under color. Necklines are either low
and wide or high and collared,
To accentuate your favorite dance
dress of organdy, carry a lace fan
that will make that favorite man's
heart flutter.
Here's hoping you have planned for
a cool and comfortable summer!
COLLEG E COUNCIL TO MEET

A dinner meeting of the College
Council will be held Monday evening, May 9, at six o'clock in the
College dining room.

8PORTS EDITOR
Wayne Von Stetten

BUSINESS MOT.

Snrn Oraham

SPORTS STAIT
Richard Hollla
James Kllnednlat
John Trimble
Glenn Von Stetten

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Helyn Burllngam.
Dorothy Cedor
William Freedman

HUMOR
Robert Hlney , Ed.
Nancy Powell

COPY READERS
lean Ann Brosiman
Jane Kenvin

ART
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Xniicy Swartz

EXCHANGE ED8.
Nancy Crumb
Ann Papanla

REFLECTIONS I
ON A DUMP
by Hildegard Hurm *

A massive hill of debris,
A pit of murky water slimy with
scu m
From which rise peaks of battered
cans, a rotting auto tire, and the
burnt out embers of a fire long
dead—
A disgusting spectacle to those who
can see only the destruction and
ruin,
Hear only the lap of the polluted
water and the intermittent scurrying of thriving rats,
Smell only the offensive odor of corrosion and th e loathesome stench
of the stale water.
But wait! Do not turn away with
aversion. Look! Yes, look again
And see the strang fascination that
lures the child to this drab and
unattractive spot.
An ugly sight, you say,
But see that j agged, floating bottle—
'tis a message sent by far off
pirates and is caught warily between the shattered timbers of a
sunken ship.
And there is the sandy beach with
buried treasures hidden far beneath its grains.
i
That old clock, whose face has long
since been erased by wind and
storm,
Whose steady hands moved faithfully
until they could no longer move
Now lies amidst the pile to show that
even time must have an end.
And over there, the ornate, massive
chandelier, a sorry relic of a bygone age.
But lo! The glowing splendor is
resumed and soon transforms the
sunken hole into a dazzling ballroom, if you but look.
The cracked and stringless violin
begins to play a stately minuet, if
you listen ;
And the smell of perfumes and of
snuff pervades the lordly atmosphere, if you but sniff.
That bracelet yonder with its massive
holes, which once imbedded rare
and perfect jewels
Is filled again with the sun 's most
brilliant rays, which shame the
proudest stone.
But as the sun begins to sink , the
glitter and romance fade with it ,
and only the wretchedness remains.
These old discarded remnants of the
living have each a story—a marvelous one, if we but care to listen.
That rattle might have been a king's
or beggar 's; the bottles might belong to a merry crowd or perhaps
to men who live on but know not
why—a thousand unexplained mysteries, and to each a solution,
Donations from the eternal parade of
life will replenish the store of
meager and luxuriant articles.
Just a dump, you say !
Ah, then you are truly old!
* Miss Hurm, a former B.S.T.C. student, Is now attending Pennsylvania
State College.

One of the guys in North Hall told
me that eating raw onions is good for
a cold, so I went downtown and
bought a pound. After getting comfortably settled in my working
clothes (that' s my paj amas) with my
American Lit book in front of me, I
began to experiment with this skunk
of the lily family, and I' ve come to
th e conclusion that there is an art
to eating an onion. If you bite into it
indiscriminately, like you would an
apple, you 're going to suffer. But if
you sort of sneak up on it , and gently
nibble at it layer by layer , the illeffects can be reduced to a minimum.
Of course, I'm only a beginner at
this; some of these girls around here
could tell you a lot more about it
th an I can. They really know their
onions ; they 've been eating them raw
for years. I don 't "know what there is
about a raw onion that's appealing
to women , but whatever it is, some of
these chicks are really hepped on raw
onion sandwiches and hamburgers
"with." I don 't know , maybe it' s a
good antidote for that gleam in her
escort's eye, or perhaps they like the
aroma. Maybe they ought to bottle it
— "Stiff-Whiff No. 5," or something.
One thing is sure—onions and women
don 't mix. But then again , I su ppose
it' s all a matter of taste.
The onion is a member of the lily
family, a nd "Doc " Kuster always
says that if you cant afford to send
your girl lilies, send her a corsage of
onions. It may not be such a bad idea
at that , especialy if youlr girl is the
"rugged" type that tikes raw onions.
She can wear them at the dance, and
eat them after the dance. It' s pr actical.
I wonder j ust what there is in an
onion that produces such an impressive effect. It might be that onions
are rebellious individuals who don 't
wish to be eaten. But that' s getting a
little far-fetched, and anyway, it was
all Charley Robert's fault , because he
used to raise them. Onions , I mean.
I offered John Trimble an onion , but
he declined. He says they get in his
mouth. I offered Norman Kline one ;
he j ust declined.
Anyway, I ate tw o of th e Alli u m
Cepas, burned my tongue, and had a
good cry ; but I'll be doggoned if I
st ill d on 't have that blasted cold ! I
wonder—one of the guys told me that
alcohol is good for a cold—no , I better not; I've got too much homework
t o do , and dri nking makes my thinking stinking. Maybe I j ust better
drink a lot of water and get a lot of
sleep—that' s what Charley says. How
about that , G eorge?

Miniature Models . ? .

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shown above are Betsy and Patsy
Hitchctis who participated in the An'nual Fashion Show held here recent'>ly.

Annual Faculty Dinner
Is Held on April 27

Eighty faculty members, their
¦wives,
and friends enj oyed a distinctive social program on April 27 at the
iChar-Mund in the Country. The oc(casion was the an nual faculty dinner.
Dr. Harvey A. Andruss spoke brief;ly following the dinner , and then
:faculty member Mrs. Charles Beeman
;pi*esented an unusually humorous and
jinteresting talk entitled , "Your Life
;Is in Your Hands. " The subj ect was
]palm reading.
Mrs, Ralph Herre drew caricatures
(of two members of the faculty, Mr.
]Reams and Mr. Hallisy. Mrs. Herre
also exhibited numerous oil and
water color paintings by faculty
}members of her community art class.
Mr. Howard F. Fenstemaker, pre,siding at the piano, entertain ed the
ig;roup with a series of interpretations
(3f the song, "Yankee Doodle."
Miss Iva VanScoyoc, president of
the College P.S.E.A. unit , presided at
the meeting, assisted by master of
ceremonies John A. Hoch. Mr. Hoch
also delivered the invocation.
Introduced by Mr. Hoch, and led
by
' Miss Harriet Moore, two musical
!groups then took the spotlight. First
w a s th e wom en 's chorus , com posed of
all the ladies in attendance , and sec('and was the men's glee cl u b , whi ch
]was made up of all the men present.
Mr. Fenstemaker accompanied both
In addition to faculty members,
:members of the College extension
faculty and a number of retired
members of the faculty were also
present at the affair.
Prof: *"'What can you tell me about '
nitrates?"
Prof: "This morning we shall conDodo: "Well , t hey 're a lot cheaper
;
sider
the heart , liver, kidney, and
than day rates."
lungs. "
A conductor fears no one—he tells
Voice from back of room : "Just
.; janother organ recital. "
'em where to get off.

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We are , today, witnessing the birth
of a phenomenon which will be
known fif t y or on e h u ndred years
hen ce a s the "Roosevelt Myth. "
Thousands of articles and hundreds
of books have already been written
about the late President Franklin D.
Roosevelt and his "New Deal. " Sin :e
his death in 1945, everyone from his
cabinet members to his cook have
written of their experiences while associated with him. Every day a new
angle on some phase of his life or a
new theory on some part of his program is set forth in magazine or
book . From such a great abundance
of pro and con writing the evolution
of a myth is inevitable.
Not since Lincoln has a president
called forth so much comment and so
aroused the fancy and interes t of the
American people as has Roosevelt.
Whether they agree or disagree as to
Roosevelt's policies, most people seem
to have concluded that he was a
great president , worthy of ranking
with Lincoln and Washington. And
most people seem interested in reading about Roosevelt and his administration as witness the financial success of the books dealing with them.
Of all Roosevelt books thus far
published, the Pulitzer Prize winning
ROOSEVELT AND HOPKINS by
Robert Sherwood seems to be, according to the critics, the best. (In^
cidentally, for those of us who are
sweating and screaming over a two
or three thousand word term paper ,
Sherwood's preface should prove interesting. In it he gives some idea
of the tremendous amount of research and documentation which goes
into a work of this sort. )
Already one national magazine has
brought out a sensational article purporting to show that Roosevelt had
been in ill health long before his
death. This type of thing is fodder
for the myth makers. It is a point
which will be argued with such fervor
on both tsides that fact and fiction
will intermingle and the whole situation will become an enigmatic tangle. The Yalta Conference , and what
did or did not take place there, is
another point open for debate—and
more fodder for the myth makers.
All myths are supported and carried along by numerous connected
myths which have sprung up along
the way. The late Lloyd Lewis wrote
a book , M YTHS AFTE R LINCOLN ,
which deals entirely with myths
which have grown directly out of the
great Lincoln myth. Similarly, the
growing Roosevelt myth has already
served as the impetus for other related myths.
Probably the most apparent of this
later type is the myth springing up
about Harry Hopkins. Some contend
that Hopkins gave his health and life
in attempting to carry out his Ideals
as to what would be best for the
United States. Others say that Plopkins was an ambitious spinner of
political webs. Possibly time will give
the answer.
It might bo interesting for all of us
to jot down our present estimate of
Roosevelt and his ideals. Then , in
about twenty or thirty years we
could see if history agreed or disagreed with our verdict.

Wome r Ties Record
For Pole Vault

"But, Coach ~- You told me to p lo w thr ough the lin e, "

(Continued from page 3)
B und Kolbenschog, S ( tie) . Distance
—20 feet seven inches.
Pole Vault—Warmer, B; Tezak, S;
Kough , S; Height—11 foot.
High Jump—Pugh , S; Hopper, S;
Andrews, B. Height—5 feet , eight in.
Shotput—Trephan , S; Krelser, B;
McKlosky, S, Distance—41 feet Vi in.
Javelin—Galbroath , S; Gazenskl ,
B; Zataveski, S. Distance—174 feet ,
three inches.
Discus—Trephan , S; Kreiser, B;
Eremich, B; Distance 122 feet , 11 in.

2 Husky Gridders To Play for Pay; Diamondmen Undefeated
IN SPORTS . . .

by Wayne Von Stetten

The Bloomsburg Husky Nine is
really ttie talk of the campus because , at this writing, the men of
Coach Bob Redman have come home
with the bacon in all six encounters
against top-fl igh t opposition. It's n/ ')t
too difficult to ascertain what's im
the mind of every Husky looter —
dreams of an undefeated baseball
season to accompany the perfect
gridiron campaign and consequently
the most successful year in the sports
history of Bloomsburg. With the fine
pi tc hing, timely hitting, and steady
fielding that the Huskies are receiving, a perfect season could well become a reality. Here 's rootin ' for
you, f ell as!
While talking about baseball , it is
interesting to note that with the continued good graces of the weatherman, the diamond squad should get
in most of their encounters. With the
season already half over, only one
contest has been rained out—compared to three and four postponed frays
at this time in previous years. Yes,
it looks like a banner year for baseball at B.S.T.C.
By this time, the entire campus is
aware that two of its outstanding
football men have agreed to terms
with the Pittsburgh Steelers of the
National Professional Football League. These boys, of course, are Tom
Don an , the greatest tackle in our
history, and Frank Luchnick , the
standout guard from Mt. Carmel.
There is little your writer can say
about these fellas — we all know
their records here at Bloomsburg and
the outstanding contributions they
have made to the school while members of our athleti c teams. We can
only wi sh them conti nue d success in
their quest for prominence in the
play-for-pay game.
Incidentally, Tom and Frank will
be kept stepping this summer. Both
boys are planning to attend summer
sessions and the call for fall practice
in the second week in August will
afford little time for a summer vacation. The Steelers play their first
game August 28 at Forbes Field in
Pittsburgh against the Green Bay
Packers in an exhibition battle for
the benefit of the Pittsburgh Youth
Recreation Fund.
In a recent interview with Tom
Donan , the big gridder informed this
writer that he expects to be in the
best shape of his already successful
career. This bit of pre-season training
might be a feasible move on Tom 's
part, for we hear that the Steelers
are sticklers for conditioning.
NOTES FROM HERE & THERE
. . . The track team is running into
a snag after such an impressive start.
M e s s rs. Womer , Kr elsor , Conrad ,
Gallo , LePard , and compan y are contributing plenty of points to the
Husky cause this year . . . Our hats
oil" to Frank Womer , who last Tuesday set a now record for the pole
vault when ho soared skyward twelve
foot against Lock Haven. Perhaps
we'll have another big - time track
star to fill the shoes of lanky Matt
Kashuba, who departed several years
ago . . . B.S.T.C.'h Carl Shleb may be
found In big Mike Evans, who, In
several Instances this year, has pitched and batted the Huskies to victory,
The big boy from the Valley loads
tho ball club with two round-trlppers
. . . Until next week, tt'Iong, sports
fans!

Redman Nine Collects Ten
Hits ; Thomas Outstanding
In Defensive Infield Play
A week ago yesterday, the Huskies
came home with a 7-4 victory under
their belts as they trimmed the Shippensburg sluggers behind the steady
pitching of -Buck Byham.
Th e Bloom nine went ahead in the
second frame when three runs came
over.
Byha m, Czerniakowski , and Piestrak each had two of the Huskies ' ten
hits. Extra base knocks were collected by B^ham and Slobozien. Bob
Thomas made a fine showing at his
defensive shortstop position by playing errorless ball and demonstrating
fielding at its best.
B.S.T.C.
ab r h o a e
Tho m as , ss
5 0 1 0 6 0
Mensinger, rf
5 0 0 2 0 0
Piestr a k , lb
4 2 2 10 0 0
Czerniakowski, 3b 3 1 2 1 0 0
Butler, cf
2 1 0 3 0 0
Buynak , cf
0 0 0 0 0 0
Lambrinos, c
3 0 110 0 0
Slobozien , If
3 2 1 0 0 0
Hummel, 2b
3 0 1 1 0 0
Byham, p
4 1 2 0 1 0
Brunn , p
0 0 0 0 1 0
Mow ry, 2b
0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals

Linn v cf

32 7 10 27

8 0

1

On the Dotted Line ? ? ? ?

As Tom Donan looks on , Frank Luchnick signs the contract which will
make him a member of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the National Professional
Football League. Luchnick and Donan, who also signed the coatract, were
stalwarts on Coach Bob Redman 's undefeated , untied grid squad of last
season.

Tom Donan and Frank Luchnick Sign
Contracts with Pittsburgh Steelers
Remaining Games on
Baseball Schedule

May
May
May
5 0 2 1 0 0 May
5 0 0 0 5 1 May
4 1 1 1 0 0.

Shippensburg
ab r h o a e

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I,

Bloomsburg Nine Crushes Millersville
Squad in First Home Game of Season

¦

SIDELINES I

Shippensburg Falls Before Withering
Fire of Husky Hurlers in 7 to 4 Rout

7
10
14
17
21

Mansfield STC
Lock Haven STC
Mansfield STC
Wilkes College
King 's College

Away
Away
Home
Home
Home

Fralick, ss
Cassidy, If
Bolton , c
3 0 2 2 1 2
Powell, c
0 0 0 0 0 0 King' s Assassinated as
Hu bb , lb
3 0 0 17 0 1
Rubley, 3b
4 0 0 2 2 0 Husk ies Play Heads -Up
Troy, If
2 2 0 1 0 0 Ball in 13-6 Victory
Hassinger , p
4 1 2 0 6 1
Thomas, 2b
4 0 0 3 4 0 The King 's College nine fell befo r e
the Husky sluggers on Tuesday, April
To ta ls
34 4 7 27 18 5
26, to the tune of a 13-6 score on the
Bloomsburg
030 120 001—7 up-river diamond.
Shippensburg
000 100 201—4
Three hurlers shared the duties—
Byh
am doing t h e chor es in fir st
RBI—Byham 2, Hummel, Lambrinthree
innings, Evans in the next four,
os, Butler, Bunyak, Linn , Hassinger
2, Hubley. 2B — Byham , Slobozien. and Brunn in the last two. Evans,
3B—Cassidy. HR—Hassinger. BB— the wining pitcher, had nine strikeoff Byh am 3, Brunn 1, Hassinger 5. outs in his four-inning spree and gave
SO—Byham 9, Brunn 1, Hassinger 2. out no free tickets.
LOB^Bloomsburg 6, Shippensburg 7.
BSTC
Winning pitcher—Byham. Umpires—
ab r h o a e
Coy and Chamberlain. Time—2:45.
Thomas, ss
6 2 2 3 1 1
Mensinger, rf ... 4 3 1 0 1 0
Buynak, rf
1 0 0 1 0 0
Many Campus
,
Piestrak lb
4 1 2 4 0 2
Improv ements
Czerniakowski, 3b 5 1 3 0 0 0
Butler, cf
4 2 1 0 0 0
( Continued from Daee 1)
Marek, cf. .,
0 0 0 0 0 0
Long Porch , a familiar campus land- Hummel, 2b
4 1 1 3 1 0
mark, is of wood construction and is Mowry, 2b
0 0 0 1 0 0
approximately fifty years old. The Slobozien, If
4 2 2 0 0 0
new construction will be more in Brunn , p
0 0 0 0 1 0
keeping with the architecture of Wal- Lambrinos, c
4 1 2 8 0 0
ler Hall.
Diehle, c
1 0 0 6 0 0
Navy Hall, Waller Hall, the Old Levan, c
0 0 0 1 0 0
Gymnasium , and the Laundry will re- Byham , p
2 0 0 0 1 0
ceive roof repairs and repairs to Evans , p
2 0 0 0 0 0
spouting and gutters. This incudes
the recovering of the deck on the
Totals
41 13 14 27 5 3
clock tower, the removal of the dormKING'S COLLEGE
er windows on Waller Hall, and other
ab r U o a ' e
repairs which have accumulated
Brunn , ss. .. •
2 0 1 1 1 0
through the years.
,
Donlin
ss
2
1 0 2 5 2
The President's Home will also rePalladina, rf
1 0 0 1 0 0
ceive additional repairs.
Butkiewicz, rf. . . . 3 1 2 0 0 2
Kowolski, 2b
2 0 0 1 2 0
J ournalist and Pastor
Konarski , 2b
3 0 1 4 2 0
,
Shearer
cf
3
0 1 0 0 0
( Continued from page 1)
Hambiaco, cf
1 0 1 0 0 0
College Alumni Medal for meritor- Adamchak , 3b. . . . 2 1 1 0 1 0
ious service to his Alma Mater. He Armstrong, 3b. .. 1 0 1 0 0 0
has also been president of various Loury, If
4 0 2 1 0 0
ministerial groups during his pastor- Leddo, If
0 0 0 0 0 0
ate at Allen town. He has served as Lawer ,. lb
2 0 0 9 1 0
District Governor of the Pennsylvan- Kunes, lb
1 0 0 2 0 0
ia Kiwanis Clubs. He formerly taught Honadem, c
1 1 0 3 0 0
classes in religion at Muhlenburg Col- Wallace, c
2 0 0 3 0 0
lege.
McGuigan, p
0 0 0 0 0 0
The nurse entered the profes- The completed plans
,
Zynel
p.
for
the
gradu4
2 2 0 1 0
sor 's room and said softly, "It 's a ation ceremonies have not been anboy, sir,"
nounced ns yet, but the forthcoming
Totals
34 6 12 27 13 4
The professor looked u pi announcement can be expected in the Bloomsburg
451 012 000—13
King's
near future.
"Well , what does he want?"
004 000 200— 6

Outstanding Linemen To
Report for Practice in
Second Week of August
Two of the outstanding linemen of
this year's championship football
team have recently signed contracts
with the Pittsburgh Steelers of the
National Football League. Tom Donan , 220 pound tackle from Columbia,
and Frank Lu chni ck , 235 pound Mt.
Carmel guard, put their signatures
on the contracts last April 29 and forwarded them to John Micheloson
Steeler coach.
Don an , who played one season at
Lebanon Valley before serving in the
E.T.O during World War II, was
chosen for the tackle spot on the AllPennsylvania team, All-State Teachers College eleven, All-East, and Little All-American teams.
Luchnick , a graduate of Mt. Carmel Catholic High School, played with
the first string varsity of Coach Redman 's powerhouse for two years. Because of his aggressive offensive and
d ef en sive pl ay, he won a position on
the All-State Teachers College honor
team. Luchnick, a Business Education student , is a veteran of three
years service in the Marine Corps
during World II.
Donan and Luchnick expect to report to practice during the second
week in August when the Steelers
open their pre-season drills.

Bloom Team Runs
Fifth in Penn Relay s
At the annual Penn Relays held
Saturday, April 30, at Philadelphia ,
the College mile relay team placed
fifth in the special Teachers College
event. Running for the Huskies were
Arthur Urban , Bob Conrad , Gilbert
and Frank Gallo.
Taking first place in the bracket
was the Lock Haven quartet who
won with the clipping pace of 3.23.5.
Running on this team were the wellknown footballers Dick Colliver and
George Teufel.

Nothing robs a man of his good
looks like a hurriedly drawn
shade.
<5ld Lady : "Are you a little girl
or a little boy?"
Child : "Sure. What else could I
b e?"
2B—Butler. 3b—Thomas , Menslngor. HR—Lambrinos, BB—Byham 2,
Brunn 1, McGuigan 2, Zynel 2. SO—
Byham 3, Evans 9, Brunn 1, McGuigan 1, Zynel 4.
Umpires—Jones and Ci\se, Time—
2:45.

Huskies, Chalk Up Fourth
Straight Victory 12-4
To Remain Undefeated
The Huskies made it four out of
four last Saturday with a 12-4 win
over the Marauders from Millersville on the Mount Olympus diamond.
Mike Evans, the big gun from Myers High School in Wilkes-Barre, had
easy sledding all the way. To demonstrate his slugging power, he slapped
out a four-bagger in the seventh inning.
Millersville started the game with
two runs in firs t, but Bloom tallied
three runs in their half of the second
with three singles and a double by
Hummel.
Four more runs came ac:*oss in the
fifth when Clair Mensinger banged
out a big triple.
This afternoon the Mountaineers
of Mansfield will entertain the Huskies in the third S.T.C. game of the
season. BSTC

ab r h o o e
3 2 0 2 0 0

Thomas, ss
Butler, cf
3 0 2 1 0 0
Piestr ak , lb
3 1 0 12 1 0
Czerniakowski, 3b 3 2 2 0 1 0
Lambrinos, c
3 1 1 9 0 0
Di ehle, c
1 0 1 0 0 0
Levan, c
0 0 0 0 0 0
Slobozien, If
4 1 1 0 0 0
Marek , If
0 0 0 0 0 0
Mensinger, rf
3 3 2 0 0 1
Buynak, rf.
0 0 0 0 0 0
Hummel, 2b
4 1 2 1 4 0
Mowry, 2b
0 0 0 0 0 0
Evans , p
4 1 2 2 3 0
Br u nn , p
0 0 0 0 1 0
Tot als

31 12 13 27 10 1

MILLERSVILLE
ab r h o
Moran , rf
4 0 2 1
Warmer, rf
1 0 1 0
Cushman, ss
3 1 0 1
Lafferty, ss
1 0 1 0
Todd , cf
4 1 3 1
Irwin, 3b
3 0 1 1
Brenner, c
3 0 0 2
Wenglaz, lb
3 0 0 10
Eckert, If
3 0 0 1
Mickalinz , 2b. ... 3 1 0 7
Kreider , p
3 1 1 0

o e
0 0

0
1
0
0
3
1
0
0

0
0
0
0
1
1
0
1

4

0

0 0

Totals
31 4 9 24 9 3
Millersville
200 000 101— 4
Bloomsburg
030 042 30x—12
2B—Czerniakowski, Hummel, Moran. 3B—Mensinger. HR—Evans. Winning pitcher—Evans.
Umpires—Marks and Hunsinger.

Womer Ties Pole Vault
Record As Thincl ads
Bow to Shipper s 92-34
The Husky trackmen fell to a topnotch team from. Shippensburg on
Tuesday, April 26. The visitors scored
firsts in 13 of the 14 events and gathered 92 points to the home team 's 34.
In spite of an ankle inj ured during
warm-up, "Fancy Frank" Womer
vaulted over the bar at eleven feet
to tie the college record and take the
only first for the Huskies.
The following are the results of
the events :
100-Yard Hurdles — Emmanuel,
Shippensburg ; Kolbenschog, Shippensburg; Lundy, Bloomsburg. Time
13.1.5.
Mile Run—Shade, S; Brennan, B;
Hileman, B. Time—5.02 .
440-Yard Run—StaufTer, S; LePard , B; Rankin , S. Time—;52.1.
100-Yard Dash—Kercheval , S; Leverentz , S; Conrad , B. Time :10.1.
880-Yard Run—Stauffer, S; Showalter, S; Conrad, B. Time 2 :8.
• 220-Yard Dash-—Leverentz, S; LePard , B. Time, ;24 .
Two-Mile Run—Vignovich , S; McAndrew, B; Drennan, B. Time 11:56.
220-Yard Hurdles—Kolbenschog, S;
Emmanuel, S; Lundy, B. Time— :27,4.
Broad Jump—Hopper, S; Conrad ,
(Continued on page 4)

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III

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May Day Thru the
Centur ies

• . KITTY AND HER YARN .

by Marie Mattls

Like so many of our holidays, the
origin
of May Day dates back many
*by Don Batooftky
•
=
centuries. Unfortuately, the day has
XQjgji''
never possessed the background of by Kay Chopin
Curriculum Constructors, Take Note . . .
tradition and custom in the UnitedAccording to the latest reports on what's new in collegiate circles, the States that it has had in other councollege curriculum of tomorrow will carry courses in what can be conven- tries. Those customs brought to Am- EPIDEMIC OF COLLEGE DAZE.
iently called "How to Keep Yourself Looking Beautiful ," and quite natur- erica from England were destroyed As the end of the term draws nigh,
ally it will be for female students only. It's a good idea to teach a gal the by the serious-minded Puritant. Con- lost souls wander about the halls with
ar,t of always looking her lovliest best. That way our colleges will be turning sequently, most of the customs which a pathetic "where am I going, and
out brains and beauty in one neat package. But while we 're applauding exist today have been procured from why " look in their eyes. Freshmen
t his idea , what about the fellows ? There should be college courses that the more courageo us English settlers are muttering, "I' ve learned my leswould teach the lads how to make points with all these beautiful lassies who dared to carry out their prac- son , those term papers will be in
when they become available. Most fellows quite naturally admire a beauti- tices in spite of opposition. Other early next year!" Sophomores are
ful gal, but the more beautiful she is, the more bashful the boys are when customs have been acquired from groaning, "Darned if I didn 't let 'em
it comes to asking for that all-important first date. Perhaps we could have settlers of the past few generations. go again." Juniors are philosophizing,
such a course here, and then have some dashing member of the faculty, say
One of our most popular May Day "Ju st wait 'til my Senior year!" And
Dean Hoch , occupy the lecture chair. It could be conveniently made into a celebrations is dancing about the May the'Stately Senior stares at his hot
laborat ory course. In fact, the possibilities are unlimited.
Pole and coronation of the May typewriter and muses , "Only four
Queen. This celebration is imbued more term papers to go!"
with the tradition of the Roman
DRUMMING UP BUSINESS. GerBarks for Midge and Madge . . .
Floralia. Floralia was the name given aldine Funk and Joyce Sluyter were
B.S.T.C.'s "twin story " has broke in a number of regional papers. But to an early Roman festical in honor recently hostesses to three Wilkesapparently the much desired national break isn 't going to come. At least of Flora, goddess of flowers and Barre girls who spent a weekend in
there hasn't been any evidence of it as late as Wednesday morning, a ll of springtime. The festival lasted from the dorm. The visitors evidently liked
which makes you wonder what exactly does or does not constitute news so April 28 to May 3. Children in white the place because they are all enterfa r as the national news syndicates are concerned. A girl rolls a hoop at robes twined garland s and ropes of ing as Freshmen in September.
one college — it's news; at anoth'er college they hoist the Communist flag flowers about the marble columns of
THE WEAKER SEX ? It's a good
during the May day cei-emonies — it's news; here at Bloomsburg we have the temple of Flora and placed thing our coeds are not allowed to
twin May Queens, and we can't even shake an "also ran " out of it. Perhaps wreaths of flowers on Flora's altar. have intramural football teams. The
the whole court should be mobilized on bicycles or roller skates, and if that
The English people of the Middle casualty list for basketball was terdoesn 't work we could always try pogo sticks. The "twin story " is a nat u ral , Ages j oyfully adopted May Day as a rific and you should get a load of the
and we can always hope for a late break. If it doesn't come, two swell holiday on their calendar. One of the damage those gals can do with a
persons have missed some well-deserved publicity.
greatest events was the dance about so-called "soft" ball. Ask Lois Dzuris!
the May Pole. This pole was actu ally
I AIN'T ORNERY—JUST IGNOR* * * * *
a huge tree hauled from the woods , ANT. If this column has missed your
Names and People . . .
fixed in the ground, and decorated birthday, as we know it has missed
After greeting five consecutive Joes in a Waller Hall corridor recently, with flowers and streamers. After many, please do not feel slighted. The
it became a matter of curiosity with the keeper of the kennel as to whether decorations were completed , people only source we have had of such data
the Josephs outnumbered all other names here on the campus. A hasty and spent their day dancing about the were the celebrants and their friends.
by no means complete checkup revealed that while the Joes were well pole. Generally, a durable wood was Next year perhaps the society colrepresented , they were closely crowded by the Jims, Eds, and Johns, with selected for the May pole so that a umnist will organize a birthday file
the Bobs and Dons coming close behind. It would be interesting to learn new one would not have to be chosen which is the only efficient means
coping with a situation such as this.
which masculine name is actually number one here at B.S.T.C. There, in- each year.
Today May Day festivities are be- Your Kitten had good intentions
cident ally, is the germ of an idea for a term paper project. Among the
coming
more prevalent in the United along th at line, but . . .?
females there seems to be a wider distribution. Outstanding are Dorothy,
IF ALL GOES WELL , the JournalStates.
On
almost every college camMary, Jean , and several others, but there is no unusually large number of
pus
throughout
the
country
the
festiism class expects to be in Williamsany of them. It seems that there must be a larger variety of feminine
na m es, and if that's true th ere would naturally be less recurrence of the val is celebrated by coronation of a port Monday, watching the Obiter
same name. Time permitting, the Department of Public Service shall make May Queen , a q ueen to preside over roll off the presses at the Grit Puba celebration th at is truly character- lishing ComDanv.
it, u point to investigate this name matter further.
IN THE MARRY MONTHS of M ay
istic of a happy-spirited American
* * * * *
people.
and June a number a pretty B.S.T.C.
No Faculty Show ? . . .
m isses will become "Mrs." You can
permanently cross these names out
A good nomination for the question of the month is What ever happened
Annual
Style
Show
of your little black books, boys! Marto the faculty show ? A few months ago the Doghouse was given an 'exjorie Scott , Midge Fuller, Janet Page,
cl u sive ' that stated that there would be a show with an all-faculty cast
(Contin ued from page 1)
Shi r ley Henl ey, Anit a Webb , Ruth
sometime in April . April has come and gone, and apparently so lias the
Yerdis Ellison , Tr impey , Mary Fox, Jay Padula, Iris
,
Swartz,
Nancy
art
"Faculty Follies " idea. Not having the show is a flagrant breach of t. 'us t. Peggy Chambers , Lois Dzuris , Kitty
Good , and Joan Peterra all have dates
After all , no one need ever fear entertainment failures after that musical Mitch ell , Jane McCullough , Geraldine with
the little church around the
movie interlude the otlter week. Next year we hope the faculty will not Hess, Delphine Bu ss, Doris Gilday,
Congratulations, girls !
disappoint us. It would be a rare pre-graduation treat to see the Maharaj a Joan Grazell , Helyn Burlingame , and corner.
GREETINGS to AnnaBELATED
of Muscle Mansion do his j uggling act.
Joyce MacDougall. The kiddies who bel Russel who celebrated her birthtook part were : Maxine Johnson, day on April 28. We understand that
* * * * *
Dick Patterson , Janice Weisbach , the girls had a party for her, too.
Miscellaneous Musings and Mutteringg . . .
Donna Lee Lukens, Janice and Betsy
WHO-DUN-IT ? Marie M a 11 i s
After carefully perusing the "Olympi an ," it seems that the age of real- Hitchens.
't believed in the Easter bunny
hasn
ism has dawned on Bloomsburg. But there 's one thing about it: you just
for
some
time now , but the why and
from
can't have red-blooded he-men grinding out such pale appellations as "Aw, Thi s ye a r 's show differedeach of wherefore of two colcJred eggs which
of other years in that
heck" and "Gosh darn it ," and the "Olympian " didn 't . . . The advance thosecooperating
merchants showed mysteriously appeared on her desk
the
proofs of the "Obiter " indicate that a first class yearbook is in the offing.
group
of merchandise has the said young lady completely
The layout is especially good. B.S.T.C.'s "49-ers" will have a yearbook they one item in a
house dresses , after- baffled.
may well be proud of . . . In a World Lit class recently, Mr. Wilson cited which included
dresses , party and formal gowns,
the influence the works of Mozart had upon German literature. At that noon
school clothes, skirts and
sportswear,
Moe: "How come you got so sick ?"
precise moment the record player in the book display in the corridor launch- blouses, and rayon dresses and suits.
Shmoe: "I always get deathly sick
ed out with a loud rendition of "Anchors Away" . . . By the time this reaches Along with the participating stores—
whenever
I ride backwards on a
print , the identity of Mr. Mystery will be known. The Doghouse was thrown Arcus', The Dixie Shops , Grant's, F.
train."
off the guessing track by the fact that at least four separate persons were P. Pursel Department Store , PenMoe: "Why didn 't you ask the perMr. Mystery at one time or another. Three of them were identified at the ney's, and the Kay Long Shop —
opposite you to change
time of their appearance . . . The appearance of the Maroon and Gold duck Spring and Summer millinery were son sitting
has been delayed because of certain technical difficulties. The duck , Who has shown through the cooperation of with you? " "I thought of that , but
Shmoe:
been named Cleo, will appear as soon as the M&G curator of ornithology can Snyder 's Millinery, J. C. Penney Co., there
wasn 't anyone there.
circumvent the technicalities . . . The 1948-49 term has proved itself a Dorothy Kashner's Millinery, and F.
banner school year for Coach Redman, First he came up with that undefeat- P. Pursel Department Store. A spe- Wife: "Goodness, George, this Is
ed gridiron j uggernaut, and now he's well on his way toward an undefeated cial feature was a display by the not our baby. This is the wrong
baseball season. However, while we 're dishing out the praise let's not forget Bloomsburg Mills of its fabric in or- carriage.
"
the boys who play the game . . . It has been requested that the Doghouse iginal designs.
Hubby : "Shut up. This is a better
should dig up a definition of sun-bathing. How's this ? It's a nude mood
Nancy Wesenyak was the fashion carriage." -,
frustrated by the conventions of society . . . Only ten more school days to coordinator for the show ; the store
—FroAle
go. Comes now the nights when the lights will burn into the wee hours ! ! ! coordinators were: Betty Ridoll , Bordlne Logar, Midge Fanzo, Pauline were provided by the Bloomsburg
' "Say, " said one of the townfolk , Kokollas, V i r g i n i a Reimensnyder , Floral Company.
"What makes that hat so durn fun- Lois Datesman , Eloise Noble, Janet
At an afterwon show, girl s from
,
The dam burst , and the raging ny?"
Page, Joan Grazell , Sue Drelbelbis area high schools saw a preview of
the evening's performance. Those
flood quickly forced the town people
"Well, I ain't sartin sure," spoke and Dorothy Lovett.
which received Invitations
of
the
stage
was
deschools
to flee to the hills.
setting
The
up a youth , "but last night I heard
, Conyngham Township,
Decorators,
gazed
sadly
at
their
Home
were
Berwick
down
Mackay
As they
Grampa swear—come hell or high signed by
flooded homes they saw a straw hat water he was a-gonna mow the lawn furnished by the Economy Store, and ShlcUshinny, Benton , Scott Township,
float gently downstream for about today."
executed by a student committee Nescopeck, Danville, Locust Townfifty feet. Then it stopped, turned
which was composed of Frank Pring- ship, Centralia, Sunbury, Northumle, Muriel Marks, and George Kep- berland, Beaver Township, MiUvillo,
around and plowed slowly upstream
"Mmmmm. I guess I've lost anoth- plng, under the direction of W. B. and Bloomsburg.
against the rushing waters. After fifHead usher was Terry Ann Cierlltty feet, it turned and moved down- er pupil," said the professor as his Sterling. A ramp extended into the
auditorium to better the viewing of skl and James Crawford provided the
stream again. Then upstream again. glass eye rolled down the sink.
—Rebel the female finery. Floral decorations music.
Then downstream again.
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"Poor man ! He was ruined by untold wealth."
"Untold wealth?"
"Yes , he forgot to tell about it in
his income tax report."
Before I really understood the dangers of a kiss,
I considered kissing you the nearest
"thing to bliss.
But now I know biology and sit and
sigh and moan ,
Ten million mad bacteria! And I
thought we were alone!
—Clarion Call
"Well , Mary, how are you doing in
your race toward matrimony? "
"Fine , I think I'm on my last lap
now."

Shoulder straps are what . keep a n
attraction from becoming a sensation.
—Collegio
No wonder a hen gets discouraged.
She never finds things where she laid
them.
Ignorance has been defined as—
when you don 't know anything and
somebody finds it out.
—Campus Reflector
The reason that women live longer
than men i§ that paint is such a grea t
preservative.
Candidate: Friends, I have lived
here all my life. In this state are
eigh ty j ails. I'm proud to say that I
have never been in one of them.
Voice: Which one is that ?
Home is where part of the family
waits until the others are through
with the car.
A hug is energy gone to waist.
Feminine voice over telephone :
"Hello, are you Harry?"
Masculine voice : "Not especially,
lady, b u t I'm a long way from being
bald. "

IN VAIN
by Marie Mattis
He climbed the mountain known as
Fame,
Upon its summit fixed his name.
But time and Nature made their
claims,
And now . . . alas! . ., There's naught
remains.

Yarn and Needlework
Supp lies

Erma Morgan
251 West Fifth Street

RUSSELL'S
Ice Cream
144 East Main Street

Spick and Span
Cleaners
126 East Main Street

For Bar-B-Q's

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White
Elephant
Route 11 in Berwick