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YEA , BL OOM SBURG . . .!

Father .Burke
Emphasizes Need
For "Sacrifices"

"Stardust Follies "
Scores Assembly Hit

*
Local Rector Speaks
At Armistice Day
Convocation Thursday

Armistice Day was commemorated
at (.he College with a special convocation on Thursday morning in the
Carver Hall Auditorium. At the conI sole, Mr. Howard F. Fenstemaker
[ opened the progra m by playing our
I nat ional anthem . To organ accomI paniment , the college chorus sang
I "Ameri ca."
I Presiding over the assembly, President Harvey A . Andr uss read the
morning 's scripture , followed by a
reading of the Governor 's Proclamation.
I Father William J. Burke, Rector
of the Church of St. Columba, spoke
briefly to the gathering. His topic
was "Destiny of a Man Who Believes
in Sacrifice.1,." Father Burke reminded the students that the leaders of
tomorrow must make sacrifices for
democracy, as did those heroes of
days gone by, for America was founded on sacrifices. He urged everyone
to "go out and live the principles of
democracy ," remembering that individuality o£ person is one of the rights
of democracy. As f uture teachers, the
students were cautioned to be especially mindful of dignity. The speaker
also mentioned the widely-scattered
graves of war victims as being shrines
for freedom-loving people. He paid
tribute to the war mothers, who also
suffered sacrifices. In closing, the
Rector emphasized the importance of
God in a free nation. His parting
thought was in the form of a verse,
"When we live, we live in clover;
When we di e, we live all over."
Taps were sounded by Mr. Luther
Jones, after which Miss Harriet M.
Moore led the college chorus in the
singing of "America, the Beautiful. "

Pictured above are the peppy College cheerleaders. Left to right, standing: Kathy Mitchell , Frank Robidoux , Carmela Tarole, Carolyn Williams,
Beth Hartman , Frank Dean , and Joan Enama. Kneeling: Delphine Buss and
"Oscar. "

I HYPNOTIST TO BE HERE
Marsh Babbitt , noted hypnotist ,
will give a demonstration in assembly on Tuesday, November 16.
Mr. Babbitt appeared here this
summer in one of the convocations
Df the Summer Session,
There will be no special program at the November 18 assembly.

College Council Meets

The regular meeting of the College
Council was held Monday evening,
November 8, with President Thaddeus Swigonski presiding.
A report on cheating here at the
Coll ege, which was compiled by the
ethics class, was discussed; and it
was decided that copies of the report
should be distributed among the
members of the Council. Two detailed
reports on recent N. S. A. meetings
attended by B.S.T.C. representatives
were given by the president.
With the approval of the Council,
Swigonski appointed Ruth Elder as
acting secretary until Dorothy Lovolt , who is temporarily unable to
fulfill the duties of that office on
account of ilJ health , can resume
her duties.

M&G Band Dinner
The Maroon and Gold Band recently held a chicken and waffle dinner
at the Dutch Hill Church. Charles H.
Henrie, director of the band , introduced the following guests : President
and Mrs. Harvey A. Andruss , Dean
and Mrs. Thomas P. North , Mr. and
Mrs. S. I. Shortess, and Mr. and Mrs.
H. F. Fenstemaker.
President Andruss addressed a few
remarks to the band members and
their guests.

Waller Hall Room Jud g ing Contest
Revived; Will Be Held Annuall y
A

Popular Event Sponsored
By Dormi tory Associa t ion
Reviving a pre-war tradition , the
Waller Hall Association sponsored a
"Room Judging Contest" last week.
The contest , which will hereafter bo
u feature of the unnual Homecoming
Week activities , was under the genoral direction of the dorm itory house
committee.
Rooms were ju dged on the basis of
ull-around attractiveness , suitability
for dormitory life , wall decorations,
furniture arrangement , neatness, color, and originality by three separate
sets of j udges. The house committee
chairmen , H el en Brace, MarcelJa
Evaslc, and Genevleve Krzywlckl,
presented the winners with attractive
door cards as awards,

Noted Eva Jessye Choir Presents
Fine Program on Tuesday Evening

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The student house committee Includes 1. Mary DeMatt , Betty Cole,
Berdino Logar, Audrey Terrell, Barbam Smith , Vernamao Compton,
Agnes Vallmont, Barbara Brace,
Martha Rapp, Laureen Rees, Marie
Radzal , Mary Ann Alarcon , Barbara
Hartman, and Olga Hunchar.
The faculty committee of judges
was composed of: Mrs. Edward T.
DeVoe, Mrs. Harry N. Garner, Miss
Marguerite V. Kehr, Mrs. Edward A.
Reams, Miss Margaret Waldron , an d
Miss Katherine Zealburg.
A committee of ju dges from the
American Association of University
Women included: Mrs. Harvey A.
Andruss, Mrs. Robert T. Charlton ,
Mrs. Sheldon S. Groner, Miss Maree
Pensyl, Mrs. S. S. Peoples, and Mrs, .
Louis M. Rutter.

College Represented
At Deans ' Conference
The twenty-eighth annual meeting
of the Pennsylvania Association of
Deans of Women was held at the
Penn Harris Hotel in Harrisburg,
November 5 and 6, with Deans Kehr
and Waldron representing B. S. T. C.
The theme of this 1948-49 convention
was concerning the report of the
President's Commission on Higher
Education.
Opening the program on Friday
was an address by Dr. Francis J.
Brown, staff associate, of the American Council on Education. Later the
representatives separated into various discussion groups on such matters as equal education for all , expansion of adult education , changes
in curriculum , and the use of intelligence tests.
Highlighting the two - day conference was an address made at the
banquet in the ballroom of the hotel
by Judge Dorothy Kenyon , U.S. Delegate to the United Nations Commission on the Status of Women, w.ho
spoke on "The United Nations—The
Hope of the World."
After a general session on Saturday morning, at which time reports
were read by Chairmen of the Discussion Groups, Dr. Horace Mann
Bond , President of Lincoln University, concluded the Association's program.
Mrs. Charles R. Beeman , of the
College art department, made the
final choice from the eight rooms
chosen by the judges. First place
went to the room occupied by Genevieve Krzywickl , Eleanor Poust, and
Nancy Wesneyak; second to the room
of Shirley Ashner and Lillian Mlkvy ;
and third place to the room of Marian Lake ' and Eloise Symons.
Other rooms receiving awards were
those of Berdine Logar and Mary
(Continued on page 4)

Music and laughs provided by the
members of the cast of the "St ardust Follies " were the sti m uli t h a t
kept Carver Hall auditorium resounding with applause to the very end of
the assembly program of Thursday
morning, November 4.
Don Maietta, who led the morning
devotions , introdu ced Johnny Lydon
as master of ceremonies for the program, which was directed by Charles
Edwards. Familiar to all, Johnny
disappointed no one as he kept the
show moving at a rapid pace by
interspersing bits of selected humor
at intervals throughout the performance.
Leading the array of music talent
was Isabel Bolinsky, who sang "J u st
for Now " and "I Don 't Know Why. "
Introd uced next were two people at
two pianos. Ruth Von Bergen and
Dick Wagner presented their interpretations of bi - keyboard arrangements of "Stormy Weather" and
"Pav a nne , " responding to the appl ause with "Kitten on the Keys."
Appearing in his production , Chas.
Edwards sang "Bluebird of Happiness" and "Maybe You'll Be There."
"Chuck" used "One Alone " as his
encore.
John Czerniakowski and John Lydon displayed their musical versatili ty as "Al Jolson " Czerniakowski
sang "Sonny Boy "—"aided and abetted by Sonny Boy," in the person of
Johnny Lydon. "Sonny, " in his bonnet and diaper and smoking a big
cigar, sat nervously on his "Daddy 's"
knee and interrupted him repeatedly,
adding much in the way of humor to
an otherwise blues song.
"Three boys and an accordion "
were featured in the last act of the
"Follies." Max Kaplan, Norman Kline,
and Andy Maceiko began their part
of the program with Andy accompanying Max and Norman as they
sang a medley of old-time tunes. A
dance routine added to the effectiveness of the medley, which included
"When You Wore a Tulip," "I Want
a Girl ," "Wait 'Til the Sun Shines,
Nellie," "Moonlight Bay, " and "That
Old Gan g of Mine." Maceiko was
next as he "squeezed out" three numbers in an expert manner. These were
a selection from the "Trieste Overture," "Clarinet Polka," and "Sharpshooters' March." Returning amid the
applause of the audience, Kaplan and
Kline sang a Max Kaplan original ,
entitled "Terry." As their final offering the boys presented an arrangement of "I'm a Big Boy Now " in
which each of the members of the
trio sang a novelty verse as a solo.
Johnny Lydon closed the program
by presenting the entire cast to the
audience , who indicated their approval by applauding enthusiastically.
Also deserving special mention are :
Ruth Von Bergen , who served as accompanist for the vocalists ; John
Brown , who capably handled the
spotlight; and , Dick Sager, who, from
the balcony, acted as a censor for the
j okes of the emcee (of whom he is a
close friend) by waving a red flag in
anticipation of an oncoming bit of
somewhat slightly tainted humor.

Local P.S.E.A. Group
Meets at College
A meeting of members from Columbia and Montour Counties of the
Pennsylvania State Education Association was held ' recently in the College Alumni Room. Miss Iva Mae
Van Scoyac, president of the P.S.E.A.
unit of the College, and members of
the faculty acted as hosts at the
meeting.

- Negro Choral Group Offers
Wide Variety of Selections
For about two hours on the evening
of November 9, the Carver Hall Auditorium was transplanted in the heart
of the "Deep South." Responsible for
the imaginary transportation was a
group of well-trained Negro singers,
the Eva Jessye Choir, who pleased
the audience from beginning to end
with a variety of selections. The
chorus was well - received and responded with several encores during
the program. Soloists appeared, singing leading roles in various numbers,
thereby proving the ability of the
individuals as well as of the group.
The opening part of the program
consisted of spirituals by the group.
The audience heard "Hail, Hail,
Hail !," "Plenty Good Room," "Carri
the K ey An ' Gone Home," "Lord ,
Hear Me Pray.' A soprano was featu red in "I Stan ' and For My Arms,"
and a baritone was next as he j oyou sly commen te d , "I Belong To That
Band." Dedicated to Fisk University,
the choir lamented that they "Couldn't Heai* Nobody Pray." From Gershwin 's "Porgy and Bess" was "Jes u s
Is Walkin ' on the Water. " "Tall
Angel" completed the spirituals of
the first portion of the performance.
Contralto and male choir received
the approval of the audience with
"My Jesus' Campground ," as did the
entire chorus for their premier performance of "Chronicle of Job." An
original work by Eva Jessye, with
piano score by Reginald Beane, and
narrated by a baritone, closed the
first half of the program.
Following a short intermission, the
choir returned with another Gershwin
tune, "I Can't Sit Down." Adding a
guitar to the piano accompaniment ,
the male choir told the audience that
"This Is a Mean World." A warning
to Sunday anglers was the tale of
"Simon the Fisherman," as related by
( Continued on page 4)

Pi Omega Pi To Send
Represent atives to
National Conventio n

At a recent election held by Alpha
Chapter of Pi Omega Pi, a national
business education fraternity, Ernest
Olsen and Jack Purcell were chosen
to represent the local chapter at the
national convention of that organization. The convention will be held at
the Book - Cadillac Hotel, Detroit,
Michigan, on December 28, 29, 30.
At present, the fraternity has 57
active chapters.

J uniors Will Sponsor
Thanksgiving Dan ce

The Junior Class will sponsor the
annual Thanksgiving Dance, which
will be held Saturday, November 20.
The dance will be informal , and
music will be provided by Jimmie
Haidecker.
The co-chairmen, Paul Plevyak and
James Boyle, will be assisted by the
following committee chairmen: Aleki
Comuntzis, decorations; Louise Lohr,
refreshments; Grace Smith, tickets;
and Jane Keller , advertising.

STUDENTS MAY ATTEND
DOWNTOWN CONCERTS
A block of 400 seats for trie
Bloomsburg Civic Music Association Concerts will be available to
College students. There will be
four concerts presented by highranking artists in the Bloomsburg
High School Auditorium. The first
performer is to be Sidney Foster,
a pianist , who is scheduled to ap*
pear Tuesday evening, November
16.

iWaroon antr <§olb

LOOKING AT LITERATURE
by Robert Baylor

Published Weekly by

Higher Education - the Hope of America

Ati addr ess delivered by
The literary world , already licking
its chops over recent novels by FaulkPresident Harvey A. Andruss
,
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Mann
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to the students of
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Higher Education which would double
has been spent in search of people
Exterm inate East Strou dsburg!
,
question
the number of students in colleges by
This
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Report
1960
go
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question
"Who
also
answers
the
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a) Federal aid to "shockingly inat tempted, and with great success, to
Co"9ratulations > Huskies! Regardless of the outcome of your record and interpret what he has ob- should go to college?"
adequate " state school systems.
hnal gridiron battle , you , as a team unit , d eserv e t h e overw h el ming served.
Using the Army General Classifica(b) Federal Scholarships to the '
gratitu de of the entire student body an d faculty of Bloomsburq State
tion
Test
which
has
been
given
to
gifted but poor students , and
In THE SUN ALSO RISES death
Teachers College.
,
more
million
people
this
comthan
a
(c) Adds that he does not fear the
lurks in the war from which the proI t is grati fying to realize that in the state of Pennsylvania the tagonists have recently emerged. Its mission of twenty-eight prominent
bogey of federal control.
footbal l team boa sting the best defensive record is our own Husky presence is still apparent in the every educators and civic leaders takes the
Pennsylvania has 77 recognized colJ
el even .
thought and mode of these members position that 49 per cent of our youth leges and universities; however, there
It is, perhaps, even more grati f ying when one considers that in of the "lost generation." Later in A can benefit from two years of college are 38 other institutions making a
the entire state there is onl y one un defeated and untied gridiron eleven FAREWELL TO ARMS* and FOR and that 32 pe rcent can successfully total of 115 institution s which require
—an d that eleven is our own .
WHOM THE BELL TOLLS* he complete four years of instruction that entering students shall have
the high school.
But , win or lose, Huskies, you will forever occupy a special niche again uses war as the instrument above
present time with only 16 completed high school. These include
At
the
which introduces the possibility of
in the annals of sports at B.S.T.C.
per cent of the youth in college, we nurse tr aining schools, radio Instideath.
In
other
novels
and
in
many
We of the student bod y an d f acu l ty owe you our w h ol eh earte d
realize the Commission 's proposal of tutes , trade schools, business colleges,
of
his
short
,
stories
he
has
used
disupport at the East Stroudsburg football game. So, let 's back them
goals to be reached by 1960, only on - the - j ob training cooperative
to the limit , Bloomsburg; let 's all attend and lend our spirit to them! sease, wild j ungle beasts, bullfighting twelve years from now, poses a gigan- schools. These 38 institutions are
and racketeering to furnish death's
post-high school in character but are
Let 's go, Huskies ! Let 's ma ke it an undefeated season!
lurking presence. Thus, after being tic problem. Here are the specific less than college grade. They meet a
tasks to be accomplished:
real and continuous need and are gen(EM ) in trigued for almost thirty years with
(1) Double the present college en- erally private rather than public, thus
this one theme it seems unlikely that
Hemingway should deviate from it
rollments and provide for 4,- requiring payment of tuition on the
It 's the Littl e Things
now. I believe we can safely say that
600,000 students.
part of the student.
his new novel will contain it in some
(2) Expend 3% billions of dollars
In September , 1947, Pennsylvania
With Thanksgiving Day jus t aroun d the corner , it would be form.
of which the federal govern- colleges and universities enrolled 142,appropriate to pause , in this mad rush of man against time , to reflect
( For Hemingway enthusiasts, I recment is to provide on e-third.
280 students. This is a pproximately 6
awhile on the many things for which we should * be thankful .
ommend DEATH IN THE AFTER(3) Remove all economic, racial , per cent of the college enrollment of
Most of us take our good fortune for granted , b ut comp lain NOON.* It is a conglom erate made
and religious barriers fr om the the nation. This is a good record—
bitterl y about every petty misfortune that comes our way.
up of a thesis on bullfighting with
admission require ments of col- one of the best in the country—yet
As college students , we must acquire an a dequate sense of values ; mu ch of the author 's philosophy of
leges.
the State of Pennsylvania will have
and , as intelligent individuals , we must app ly this sense of values to life and ideals about writing included.
(4 ) Create a vas t system of com- to expand its facilities and faculties
This work is particularly interesting
our every d ay living.
munity colleges to offer two by 80 per cent by 1960 to meet the
What we lack , chiefl y, is what could be called an "appreci ation to those who would understand the
years of instruction to those goals established by the President's
Commission on Higher Education.
of life "— being able to appreciate not onl y the bi g things , like being more subtle meanings of Hemingwho must live at home.
alive, enjoy ing goo d health , and living in the United States of America , way 's writings, since in many inOf t he 4 ,600,000 young people to be
(5) Expand the facilities for gradubut being thankful , also , for the countless number of little thirgs , like stances he builds his entire story
enrolled
in colleges by 1960, it is
ate and professional education
receiving a letter from a friend , an amia ble smile , a game of pinochle, structure on some phase of the "ar t"
especially in the fields of medi- esti ma ted t h a t:
— Hemingway 's definition of bullor a hot cup of coffee on a cold night.
cine and dentistry.
2,500,000 students will be in grades
fighting.)
There are so many things , tangi ble and intangible , that we should * Available in library.
13 and 14
(6) Establish a system of nation appre ciate , but don 't — a warm bed to sleep in , three meals a day,
ally supported scholarships and
1,500,000 students will be in grades
going to college , having friends and a feeling of comradeshi p. Did
fellowships for worthy and
15 a nd 16
you ever f ee l good when you looked out of the window in the mornneedy college students.
600,000 students will be in the
ing and saw the sun was shining , or when somebody shook your hand
(7) Double the number of college
graduate and professional
an d meant it ?
instructors (now about 155,000 )
schools
This may sound like a lot of baloney to some of you , but think
by Kay Chapin
to match the increase in the
about it seriously. Be tru e to yourselves, and soon you 'll be thankful
number of students by 1960.
4,600,000 students will be enrolled
for the blessings you receive, not one day in the year , but every day.
(8) Inaugurate a widespread probeyond grade 12.
BACK
TO
NORMAL
:
With
Home( MK)
gram of adult education using
coming and the subsequent openhouse
Faculties will have to be increased
the community colleges as cen- fro m 155,000 to 350,000 and the presfading into the past, the dormitories
ters.
again have that "lived in " look. With
ent expenditure of one billion dollars
Think It Over . . . .
the typewriters out of the closet and
With over 1700 colleges and uni- will have to be raised "to three and
Although we have an undefeated , untied football team playing the box of Kleenex back on the bur- versities in the United Stales today one quarter billion dollars.
for us each Saturday, it has become very apparent that we, the student eau , we are ready for "Business As accommodating less t han 2,200,000 ( Part IV next week )
body of B.S.T.C., lack pep and spirit. When the Huskies take the Usual."
field week after week in an effort to make our team one of the best in SPEAKING OF HOMECOMING : engaged. Janice is a senior und Wes Sweeley and Midge McDowell blew its
the state , they have every ri ght to expect the support of the students. Did you notice the number of Penn is from Plymouth , Jan 's hometown. Just, bubble and passed on 1o the great
So far , this support has been sadly lacking, .
State students who were back to visit Janet Page and Harold Hart became pond-yonder. The deceased lay in
In the first place , the majority of the students don ' t go to the tho Alma Mater of their freshman engaged last summer. Janet is a state in a flower bedecked coffin, ¦
strewn with chrysanthemum petals.
home games. Many of those who do go to the games are of the year? Glad to see that they haven 't sophomore.
deep-sea funeral service was
Tho
"strong, silent type " and refuse to open their mouths to follow the forgotten the Friendly College. In
Zita Spanglor and Jay Cortrighi
,
attended ; there wore no outlargely
fact
there
were
four
of
our
Penn
cheerleaders in their vain attempt to liven things up a bit. Secondly,
plan to be married December 24 in
guests.
Staters
here
just
last
weekend—Effio
of-town
it is this same crowd of students that insist on criticizing the team , the
Sclinsgrove . B. J. Anolla , Zita 's room)
DAFFYNITION : "Matrimony- the Lou Lichlltcr, Lorraine (Larry Rek- mate, is almost as excited about, the
cheerleaders , and the band ,
high
us,
sou for which no compass has
Helen
Pond
,
and
Pauline
Bradcr.
;
coming event as the bride-to-be suys
Before every away game , the Pep Committee sponsors a pep rally
yet
boon
invented. "
expecting the co-operation of the College Community. Up to the NEWLY-WEDS & TO-BE-WEDS: she has to sing Christmas Carols all
present time , three such rallies have been held — each a complete These couples are not exactly "newly " the time to keep her roomie happy .
weds, but they are, at least , "recentWo have undoubtedly overlooked n Poetry Club Elects
failure. School spirit and interest , in the team are lacking.
ly
Yes , we have every confidence that our Huskies will defeat East " weds. Among those who have "I number of couples thnt should have Officers for Year
are Mr, and boon mentioned , so it you think of
Stroudsburg in their final game today, but unfortunatel y no thanks do'ed" in the past year
( the former Eve- anyone wo'vo missed , we'll be only
Mrs.
Lester
Seaman
At n recent mooting of the Poetry
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AN APPEAL : Pleuso won 't someIt 's about time tha t we "wake up " and realize that PEP isn 't they are both seniors there now. Jane body donate a carton of napkins to Tho results of tho election are as
something that 's found only in cereal boxes, <— It 's the stuff that makes Price and George Kepplng, now Mr. the college dining-room ? Perhaps tho follows : Edwin Klinger , president;
a team want to fig ht and win for the students, not just for the school. and Mrs., are still with us, although situation has been remedied by now. Frances Cenchiaro, vice president;
Football season is j ust about over , but basketball season is just living downtown, as are Mr. and Mrs. Hope so — it's sure been tough on Eleanor Todaro, secretary ; Mario
around the corner, Let 's try to redeem ourselves in the eyes of the Luther Butt. Engaged couples include people with short sleeves !
Mattis, treasurer; and Lucy Jnno
Huskies and in the eyes of the students of other colleges who have Ruth Trimpey and Leo Whitenight. IN MEMORIAM: There was weep- Baker, historian.
seen our games,
Ruth Is a senior and Lee is associated ing and wailing and gnashing of teeth
Plans were mado for a got - acThink it over!
with his father in Bloomsburg. Janice on third floor of Waller Hall last quainted party which was hold last
( FD) Jones and Wesley Castner are also week, when the pet goldfish of Pat evening.
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[East Stroudsburg Challenges Husky March to Perfect Season

SIDELINES
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IN SPORTS . . .

Lycoming Trampled 47-0 by Huskies
In Final Home Contest of Season

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by Curt Miller

Last week we forwarded the proposition that the Teacher 's Conference
adopt a point system in order to
crown a champion that has defeat ed
the best teams in the circuit , as well
as the most. Now, after doing a little
figuring with one of the systems in
vogue , we discover the sad fact that
Bloomsburg and California are still
tied for th e top position with an ac1cumulative average of .607. So, the
I point system isn't infallibl e, either—
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not that we ever thought , it was.
I California , we find , has played the
I same number of contests as the HuskB ics; its opponents have been victorI ious seven times, as have the Husky
I foes , and, carrying on from there, the
bare record shows that there is no
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yardstick
by which we can measure
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I the comparative strength of the two
teams. Bloomsburg has yielded fewer
points , 19 as compared to 47 for
California , but trails in the offensive
department with but 72 points to 107
for the California institution.
I However, should the Huskies def eat
I East Stroudsburg today, as we expect ,
! they will take over first place in the
point system with a mark of .810
which would exceed anything Calii
fornia can obtain even if it wins its
league game. This* would, of course,
bring to the front the principle behind
the point system—the best team wins.
East Stroudsburg ranks third in the
conference with a .506 average that
places them head and shoulders above
every other school, except West Chester which doesn't play enough games
to figure. California's opponent today
won 't have a record as good as that
of Stroudsburg and the Huskies will
autom atically win first place in this
point system of ours.
Should East Stroudsburg: win over
the Huskies, Bloomsburg will fall to
third place and California will relinquish first place to Stroudsburg.
It is quite improbable that the
point system will ever be adopted by
the conference (to our knowledge,
there isn't a college conference in the
land that uses anything but the winloss percentage as a basis for determining champions) but it is interesting to compile and speculate on what
would happen if it were in use.
Proof of the value of the system is
found in the wide difference in the
average of third place East Stroudsburg, .506, and that of Mansfield
which is only .201 though both schools
have the same won-Ioss totals. East
Stroudsburg has j ust defeated the
better teams—that's the explanation.
As a matter of interest , West Chester
has an accumulative total of .405 in
three victories , gaining most of their
points from East Stroudsburg which
bowed to them by u 14-7 margin.
With today 's game concluding the
season for the Huskies , we look forward with considerable interest to
the selection by them of an all opponent team, Last year 's voting did
not take place until well into the
basketball season , but we hope that.
Coach Redman will oblige us this
year with nn enrly announcement on
Ihe matter.
Most of our interest, naturally, will
ho focused on East Stroudsbtirg today,
hut It must he remembered that this
school is sending to Mt. Olympus this
afternoon a soccer team that rates
among the best In the East. They
have, according to forwarded reports,
In Jack Demlck a groat pl ayer who
has gained considerable fame for his
tricky ball handling,

Moyer Bros.
Your Prescri p tion Dru ggists
Since 1868

Appreciation Day
Attendance Is Small
As expected , the Huskies trampl ed
Lycoming College by a score of 47-0
before a disappointingly small crowd
at Athleti c Park last week. This victory extended the Huskies winning
streak to ei ght straight for the season
and assured th em of a place in
B.S.T.C. archives as the team turning
in the best record ever made by a
Maroon and Gold athletic team.
At no time in the gam e did Lycoming have a chance to win7 and
never was the Husky goal threatened.
A bright future for Bloomsburg football was shown by the fine performance of the reserves who played all
but a few minutes at the beginning of
each half .
Lang' Scores First
"Wit chaboo" Lang scored early in
the contest after Tom Donan recovered a blocked Lycoming kick on the
Warrior nine yard line. Johns ' attempted conversion was blocked, but
later events proved this to be of littl e
consequence .
The second Husky tally came on a
drive th at carried the ball from their
own io pay territory in only five
plays. Dan Parrel broke off tackle
and scurried seven yards for his first
touchdown of the afternoon .
At this point , Redman inserted his
reserves who demonstrated what a
splendidly finished team the Coach
has toiling for him.
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Lycoming
did
not
do would
What
fill a volume. Their much publicized
passing attack was good for a total
of eighty-three yards on eight completions, but six interceptions by the
Huskies resulted in severe losses. One
interception by Joe Hardy resulted in
another tou chdown for the Maroon
and Gold.
Three plays after the interception ,
Lang took the ball fr om center, fad ed
deep, and finally heaved the ball to
Ed Tavalsky who then produced one
of the most spectacular plays of the
day. Tackled and almost thrown to
the ground on the ten, Tavalsky lateraled to Don Peterson who went the
remaining distance to the goal. Johns
converted this time and the count
stood at 20-0.
Shortly before the end of the first
h a lf , Glenn Von Stetten broke off
tackle and scored from the twentyfour yard line after he had cut to the
r ight , reversed his field , and completely outmaneuvered the opposition.
Repeat Performance
The second half was practically a
repetition of the first. Donan recovered a Lycoming fumble on their
eighteen and six plays later Dan Parrell scored. With that , the varsity
retired for the remainder of the
game.

Soccer Team Takes On
Powerful Stroudsburg
After losing to Howard University
last Saturday by a 2-0 count , the
Bloomsburg booters yesterday encountered one of the best, if not t he
best , teams on the eastern seaboard—
East Stroudsburg.
This powerf ul aggregation has lost
but one game this season, and this
was to Lock Haven. It holds a 1-1
tie with West Chester and has defeated Rider College by a 2-1 score.
(Lo ck Haven, which marred a perfect
season for Stroud, h olds two victori es
over the Huskies.)
Jack Schalls and Jack Demick provide the scoring punch for the Warriors. Demick is rated as one of the
best soccer players to don the Red
and Black.
Last year the Huskies earned a
great distin ction by tripping the highly-rated team by a 4-3 score. Although the Huskies record is not too
impressive this year, this game pro mised to be the best of the season
because of the great rivalry between
the two schools.

Husky Booters Drop
Another to Howard U.
Th e Husky soccer team continues
to roll along in disastrous fashion , a
2-0 loss to Howard University being
the latest tragedy to the Wishermen
who have now dropped six games ana
won but one.
However, the Huskies were f ar
from disgra ced as they bowed to the
Washington school which boasts of
having one of the outstanding teams
in the nation. The Howard centerforward , Blake , is a native of Trinidad where soccer is played on a nation al scale.
This lad scored both goals against
the Huskies and is reputed to have
tallied sixty times last season. He is
performing this season for the firs t
time with Howard.
Another tough foe was met by
Bloomsburg yesterday in the East
Stroudsburg booters who had notched
five victories before visiting Mt.
Olympus.
A pass from Stonick to Jones was
good for a touchdown that was nullified because of a clipping penalty.
However, Jones, determined to obtain
six points, took another pass, this one
from Lang, and scored.
Only one touchdown was produced
by Bloomsburg in the final quarter,
but it too was set up by a pass interception , this one by Charlie Sweeney.
Von Stetten carried the ball over to
end the slaughter.

Championship at Stake As Huskies
Battle with Vindictive Warriors
Bloomsburg Tops
State Grid List
When the Bloomsburg Huskies
crushed Lycoming by a 47-0 score for
their eighth straight win, th ey remained at the top of the list of Pennsylvania colleges as the only unbeaten , untied team. Not only do the
Huskies lead the won-lost column, but
their defensive record is also the best
in the state.
In the Teachers College standings ,
the Huskies are tied with California.
Bo t h of th ese t ea m s shou ld win t h eir
respective games on Saturday, thus
creating the first tie in recent years
for the mythical State Teachers College football title.

State Teachers Colleg e
C onf erence Sta ndings
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BLOOMSBURG . . . 5
California
5
W. Chester
3
Mansfield
3
E. Stroudsburg
3
Clarion
3
Slippery Rock
2
Lock Haven
2
Shippensburg . . ., . 2
[ndiana
1
Vlillersville
1
Edinboro
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Kutztown
0

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Women's Volleyball
Women 's Volleyball Tournaments

have been very well attended this
year, and there has been much enth usiasm a n d competitive sp i r i t
shown. As the tournament nears its
fin al stages , there are three undefeated t eams , captained by Helen
Tietj en, Rita Dixon , and M a ry Jan e
Dorsey.

Knox Fellowship
Hallowe'en Party
The Knox Fellowship, whi ch is
composed of Presbyterian students,
held a Hallowe 'en party recently at
the Moyer farm , near Orangeville.
Mr. and Mrs. Harold Moyer and
members of the refreshment committee served a buffet supper. Singing,
charades , and stunts featured the
social program.
There was a large number of members present. Among those attending
were Dr. and Mrs. J. Almus Russell,
Mr. and Mrs. Harold Lanterman,
Rev. G. Douglas Davies, and Mr. S. I.
Shortess.

ACTION SHOT OF THE KUTZTOWN GAME

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Win Will Assure
B.S.T.C. of Title
When the unbeaten , untied Huskies
meet the East Stroudsburg Warriors
on the latter's field today, they will
come up against some of the toughest
competition in State Teachers College
football. Although the Warriors have
been beaten in very close contests by
West Chester and Rider, they have
given a very good account of themselves throughout the season by rolling over Panzer, Millersville, and
Shippensburg, and tying Cortland.
Coach Eugene Martin 's aggregation
is without question paced by Jackie
Swartz, triple-threat quarterback and
one of the best all-around players in
the State Teachers College Conference. The most notable force on the
Warrior 's team is their forward wall,
averaging over 200 pounds. Another
player that the Huskies have to be
especially careful about is John
Whiteshead, who is rated one of the
best placement kickers in college circles. Whiteshead missed only two
extra points all year, one of which
was in the 6-7 loss to Rider College.
Mention should also be given to the
potential all-state guard John Petercuskie and to Big Walt Zarnowski a
powerful line player and fine defensive man.
The Warriors have dropped two
games in succession to Bloomsburg
by virtue of one point. In 1946, the
underdog Huskies scored late in the
game, and Mike Krepich converted
to give B.S.T.C. a 7-6 victory. Last
year, in a driving rain , the Huskies
roared back after trailing by two
touchdowns in the first half and behind the combined efforts of Danny
Parrell and Steve Kriss won the game
in the closing minutes by the score
of 13-12.
The tentative starting lineup of
Coach Redman 's charge is: Paternoster and Kreiser at ends ; Morgans
and Donan at tackles; Luchnick and
Mussoline at guards ; Maturani at
center; the backfield will probably
consist of Albano chirping signals at
quarterback; Apichello or Lang at
left halfback ; Steve Kriss at right
halfback; and Parrell or Reedy at
fullback.
As the Huskies take the field
against the Warriors today, they will
be gunning for their ninth straight
and most important victory. If they
defeat Stroudsburg today they will
have completed the most successful
football season in the history of
B.S.T.C. A victory today would make
the Huskies the top team in the state
and one of the top teams in the
nation. You can bet your bottom
dollar that they will be fighting from
the opening kick off until the final
whistle blows.
A large following from Bloomsburg
is expected to make the trip to East
Stroudsburg to see the Huskies in
their final battle for the mythical
State Teacher's College Conference
championship.

Phi Sigma Pi Dinner
On Wednesday evening, the members of Phi Sigma Pi, professional
fraternity for men , enj oyed a chicken
and waffle dinner at the Dutch Hill
Church.
Edwin Allegar, president of the
fraternity, presided at the meeting.
Brief remarks were made by President Harvey A. Andruss, Mr. Earl
Gehrlg, Dr. Thomas N. North , Mr.
John C. I-Ioch, and Mr. Edward A.
Reams, of the College faculty, and
Mr. Edward F. Schuyler.

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Noetling Hall Gets
"Th e New Look "
by Nanci Trembley
Since th e beginning of the fall semester , a most unfriendly sign has been
posted at the ent rance of Noetling
^^h
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Hall. The sign says "Stay Out "- and
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that is what most of us have been
by Don Butcofsky
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The few curious people, who
have eith er bribed the carpenters -or
Doghouse Doggerel . . .
man aged to get into the building on
Th e following lines, filled with maj estic sentiment , were ex tr acte d fro m their own initiati ve, have probably
a waste-container in one of the corridors, and apparently represent the heart- been disappointed in what they found.
felt lay of some despondent freshman:—
For , at the present time , loose plasNow that mid-semester's here,
ter , new lumber , and pyr amids of
I find myself in error;
chairs are the chief decorations.
As I wait for my grades to come,
So , in order to enlighten the stuMy heart is filled with terror.
dent body, an interview was arranged
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with Mr. Englehart. And , with the
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obtained , the following
Historical Side Light . . .
preview
of how Noetling Hall
B.S.T.C., according to facts and figures gathered here, is among the six "sneak"
will
look
when
the sign changes to
oldest teachers colleges in the United States. First on the list is West
"Welcome
possible.
was
made
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Chester, whose founding dates back to the year of 1812. Next in order are
the Training School at Cheyney, Pennsylvania and West Liberty Teachers The remodeling of the buildin g will
of West Virgini a, both of which were founded in 1837. Following these, and include the removal of wooden and
dating back to 1839, are Bloomsburg and two Massachusetts colleges located plastered ceilings. These will be reat Framingham and Westfield respectively. It- would be interesting to delve placed with wire lath and new pl asmore deeply into the matter and determine whether Bloomsburg is fourth , tering. All the floors, which were
fif t h, or sixth as time would be reckoned from the actual day of founding. formerly bare wood, will have the
Unf ortunately the source at hand does not list that additional information. linotile covering that most of the
other buidings already have.
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Room H is being converted into a
Put on Your Old Gray Bonnet . . .
lounge for day men. This room will
"A woman 's hat , and not a man 's stomach, is really what sparks rom- correspond in use to that of the day
ance." Such is the pronunciamento of a New York milliner whose specialty wo m en ' s. Washrooms for both men
is "the proper hat for the occasion." This establishment operates on the and women are being completely refundamental idea that a woman 's hat is everything. A woman needs merely modeled on the fir st floor with modto give complete information on the nature of her social engagement , and ern plumbing and tile . Similar washthen the experts at this hattery scientifically select for her the hat which rooms are being erected on second
will best suit the occasion. Claimed to be particularly effective is a creation floor .
known as the "Flora Dora," which, according to its designer, casts a spell
To keep in step with the trend
of enchantment over men and puts them in a mood for matrimony . The toward visual education , rooms have
Department of Parlor Warfare has carefully considered the matter and is been set apart especially for that purstrictly from Missouri. When it comes to luring the lad to the altar , there pose. While there are several rooms
will never be a substitute for a good home-cooked dinner.
in other buildings equipped for showing films, Noetling Hall will be the
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center for visual education activities.
Time Staggers on . . .
The contract for construction statWhat time is it? is one of the great controversial issues of the day on
ed
that the work should begin apthe campus. No two clocks seem to agree or, for th at m atter , even come
September 1. The time
proximately
close to agreeing. The most perplexing time variation is between rooms D
of
completion
is expected to be around
an d L, where the clocks can come no nearer sweet agreement than twenty five minutes. Now, assuming that the timepieces are right and everyone the Christmas holidays.
else is wrong, the problem becomes one of distance rather than of time. On
that basis, the north-west corner of Waller Hall is separated from the northeast corner of Carver Hall by a distance of 416.7 miles. Small wonder
people complain of feeling tired.
by Aleki Oomuntzis
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FASHION FLASHES

Snap, Snap . . .
Among the Amish of southern Pennsylvania, custom forbids young lads
and lasses to address each other publicly without first having had the benefit
of a sanctioned introduction. This makes flirting impossible — almost. But
you can find a loophole in any law if you try hard enough , and the young
men soon discovered that a snap of the fingers could be as eloquen t as any
spoken solicitation^ ^The young ladies were, in turn , cooperative and quickly
mastered the art of snapping back in the affirmative. Thus 'snapping' became
firmly established in the Amish tradition. This, incidentally, is also the story
behind the story on how the Millersville S.T.C. newspaper, "The Snapper ,"
got its name. It was borrowed from the Amish equivalent of gay blade.
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Our National 'Weakness'
Everytime we turn around , it is a national week for appreciating or
preventing something or the other. At present we are on the tail-end of
National Flower Week. Last week we observed National Week for the
Prevention of Predictions made by Political Pollsters. What next week will
bring has not been announced. But, to be sure, it will not be allowed to slip
by unappreciated or unprevented. Sometime before all fifty-two are taken
up, we should set one aside as National Week for the Appreciation and
Prevention of Nothing in Particular, and that way live at least one week
of the year as normal human beings.

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Until Next Time . . .
A howling welcome to "Kitty and Her Yarn ," which makes its initial
appearance in this issue. The "Yarn" is being spun by Kay Chapin , an old
hand at the column game. Incidentally , a Doghouse spotter reports that
Kay has been wearing a fraternity pin . . . Woofs for the splendid information service maintained in Kreitz's Republican Headquarters during election
week . . . You can always depend on the North Hall gang to pul] through
with a good one . . . K-9'ess of the week: Marilyn Greenley, the classy
young lassie who showed Lycoming visitors about the campus. It was a fine
gesture of hospitality on the part of Miss Greenley who is herewith given
a rousing three bark salute . . . Barks and still more barks for the Redman
tribe that scalped Lycoming on the gridiron warpath. On to East Stroudsburg ! I !

EVA JESSYE CHOIR

( Continued from page 1)
two narrators and the Choir, A novelty duet by soprano and baritone was
"E-I-O." "Water Boy" featured a
baritone soloist with background provided by the choir, The symbolism
of "The Train" was expressed in five
parts — Frustration , Wanderlust,
Escape, Religion , and Death.
Offering a bit of advice, the group
sang "Never Let a Dollar Roll By, "
taken from the South Carolina Low

Country. "Excerpt from 'They Lynched Him to a Tree'," presented a sad
story in contrast to "Under the Bamboo Tree," which followed, featuring
a contralto soloist. "Memphis Blues"
added to the program that type of
mood described In Its title. The closing selection was the "Ballad of John
Brown," a composition again led by
a narrator. As their encore, the group
offered the "Legend of John Henry, "
evidently the plantation equal of the
northwest woodsman's Paul Bunyan.

Every season we get the urge to
buy a basic dress, a frock which , wi t h
th e flick of the wrist , becomes a gay
and new ou t fit to s u it o u r needs a nd
mood.
When we think of a basic dress ,
black most naturall y comes to our
minds ; but this year , cross black off
your list and add navy blue , green ,
muave, brown , and grey. This year
designers are pushing the basic dress.
WhV ? The most apparent reason is
probably to make women demand
their clothes.
But right now , let' s find out what
requirements a basic dress must have.
Does it have a versatile neckline that
will adapt itself to jewelry changes ?
Will you be able to dross it up or
down with your favorite j ewelry or
scarf ? And speaking of scarfs , how
about a fur neckpiece , or is that over
/our budget? Is the dress comfortable ? What more could you want
than a dress that can be worn all
day ? Or one that cun be worn with
or without a coat? How about lines ?
ts it designed to flatter your figure ?
A. basic dress is one of which you
should ncvev tire. II should bo a dress
ivhich flatters you to the utmost , a
3ress to live in.
Shop carefully for your basic dress.
Be fussy. Buy what you know will
wear well. Careful planning means
i more versatile wardrobe and a happier "you."

SUPPOSIN '
by Bill Davis
Did you ever stop to imagine what
life might be like if everything that
took place in conversation actually
occurred as it was being talked
about ? Egad , maj or battles would
rage in dorm rooms nightly, Alexander would go riding through history
classes on His elephants , thousands of
women would clutter up stag parties,
and Jet's not o ven meniion what
would go on at ladies ' bridge cl u bsHorrors , perish Ihe tho ught!
As a mild example : The other
night I attended a little gel-together ,
and as u s u al , tin 1 women all gathered
in the living room, while the men retired to the kitchen -- We did too!
Well , anyway, there were four hunters in our group of fourteen , and l>y
the third drink , they had gained complete control of the conversation. And
there began one of the most gruelling
evenings of my life — nat urally, we
had to go with them ; there was nothing else to do.
In four hours, we covered ninetyseven miles, tramping through rain ,
sleet , and snow , over practically impassable country , shooting everything
in sight . By eleven-thirty, the kitchen
was a feather and powder - smoke
clouded packing house.
Feeling rather strongly the need of
u bracer , I crept stealthily, on all
fours , beneath screaming shot and
whining slugs, towards the table .
Deafened by rifle and shot gun fire ,
gagging on feathers , and blinded by
smoke , I groped my way over mounds
of heaped game. Reaching my des*
tination , I found what I was lookin g
for under a three-foot pile of dead
sq uirrels. I downed a stiff one and
straightened up to survey the situation. The furni shings were no longer
visible. The stove had been replaced
by a pyramid of rabbits, the refrigerator was draped with five or six
beautiful bucks, and the chairs that
my friends had been sitting on when
last seen had disappeared behind assorted piles of pheasants, grouse, and
wild ducks.
No longer able to stand the slaughter an d confu sion , I dashed madly,
thro ugh ankle - deep blood , to the
back door. With my remaining
strength , I shoveled away a stack of
ringnecks, and struggled out into the
night air , followed by stampeding
animals and flocks of escaping fowl.
I dragged myself wearily across the
porch and collapsed into the swing,
only to be shoved to the floor by a
dyi ng black bpar that had braton me
to it.
Pour me into the car , m other , and
take me home.

Waller Hall Room Judging
(Continued from page 1)

Giaiamas

Banter ? ?
"What shape is a kiss?"
"I don 't know. "
"Well , kiss me and we'll call iti i
square. "
—Rev-Meter i
"Why didn 't you slap him when ho v.
first kissed you? "
"I was conserving energy for his *
next move. "
—The Colfcgi o i
"Can you toll me the name- ol' this >

school ?"

"Sorry , I'm j ust n fool ball player •

here ."

Don : Glasses are get tins to be a
necessity with me.
Bill: Same here. I can 't drink out
of a bottle any more without getting
my ears wet .
First Coed : "Why didn 't you find
out who he was when the professor
called the roll?"
Second Coed : "I tried to, but he
answered to four different names. "
—Times Delphic.
Clerk : "Son y, lady, a marriage license can be issued only when the
form is properly filled out. "
Hopeful Miss: "Is that so? We can
get married no mutter what I look
like!"
—The Flashlight
Two coeds were critically observing
the president of a competing sorority
who just passed by . Said one, "About
all a sweater could do for her is to
make her it ch. "
—The Squirl
Joe : Let' s go for an automobile
ride.
Josephine: Oh , why can 't we remain friend s?
Improving1 Webster
Capitalist—a gent who believes in
low wages, so he can make enough
to support charities for needy workers.
Old Fashioned Girl—one who takes
the cigarette out of her mouth before
pulling the nightie over her head.
Ashtray—place to put butts if you
don 't have a floor.
"I shay, Waiter , ha lf a n ho u r ago
I wanted a drink. Now -- have you
forgotten it? — have I had it? — or
did n 't I order it?"

Science Club Visits
Local Radio Station
Sixty members of the Science Club
along with advisers , Dr. Kuster and
Mr. Lanterman , recently made a tour
of WLTR , the Magee Radio Station
in Bloomsburg. '

Everything For Sports

MILLER OFFICE SUPPLY
AND EQUIPMENT CO.
Royal Typewriter Sales
and Service

at the

. IPCRT SHOP
1 229 Center Street

Bloomsburg, Pa.

For That Nex t Haircut
Compliments

Borrowed

Zwoizig ; Pauline Kokolia , Helen Romanczyk , and Peggy Suchy ; Irene
Eckerl. and Nancy Swartz; Barbara
Hasserl and Faye Jones ; Sarah
Faust , Madelyn SchaJJes , and .June
Warner.
The j udges were served refreshments in the dormitory dubroom
after the ju dging was completed.
Hostesses were Waller Hall officers ,
Shirley Henley, Marj oric Fnnzo ,
Grace Smith , and Joun Stein.

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Compliments of

HOUSENICK MOTOR
COMPANY
Ford Sa les an d Service

Corner of Main and East Sts.

9 E, Main St.

Phone 1616

Waffl e Grille
for
GOOD REFRESHMENTS

"At the Foot of the Hill"

SPIROS MARINOS , Proprietor