Lessenberry To Speak
At Bus. Ed. Contest

A-Bomb Films Shown
In Recent Assembly

One of the outstanding authorities
in the United States in the* field of
tea ching typewriting, ' Dr. D. D. Lessenberry, direc tor of commercial
courses at the University of Pi t tsburgh , will be a featured speaker at
the sixteenth annual Business Education Contest to be held at the
Bloomsburg State Teachers College
Sat u rday, May first. Dr. Lessenberry,
a former president of th e National
Business Teachers Assocfation , is a
past president of the Eastern Com mercial Teachers Association..
Will Give Demonstration
The noted author of numerous
textbooks and articles dealing with
the teaching of typewriting in the
colleges and secondary schools will
give a demonstration lesson and lecture on the "Techniques in Teaching
Typewriting" Saturday morning at
ten o'clock. Dr. Lessenberry is perhaps best known as a dynamic speaker and platform lecturer, although
his "Twentieth Century Typewriting"
is a standard textbook in American
secondary schools.
Will Renew Acquaintances Here
While in Bloomsburg, Dr. Lessenberry will renew personal acquaintances with members of the College
faculty as well as President Harvey
A. Andruss with whom he was associated at the United States Army
University at Shrivenham, England,
during World War II. The Pittsburgh
educator holds a degree of Master of
Arts from New York University and
earned his doctorate at Westminster
College.
Requests for information regarding
this year 's contests continue to indicate that the 1948 contest will be
the largest ever held at the College.

The implication s of atomic power,
the story of its development , and the
spectacular Bikini experiment— "Operations Crossroad" featured two motion pictures shown in th e college
assembly progra m on April 15 in
Carver Hall audito rium.
The films, brough t to the College
through the kindness of Mrs. Marion
T. Adams, chairman of th e Internation al Relations Group of the American Association of Uni versity Women
were enj oyed by the student body.
Prior to the showing of the pictures , Harold H. Lanterman , instructor in the Science Department of the
College, gave a short but informative
talk on the latest developments in
the field of atomic energy. Mr. Lanterman stated that few industrial uses
have been found by scientists wording in the field of 'nuclear fission because of innumerable difficulties of
control and application , but he indicated a bright fut ure for its use
in the field of medicine and the
treatment of disease.
Presiden t Harvey A. Andruss presided over brief devotional exercises
preceding Mr. Lanterman 's remarks.

Faculty Attends
Career Confer ence
John A. Hoch, dean of men , and
Edward T. DeVoe, instructor in Engli sh , attended the annual Sunbury
High School Career Conference sponsored by the Kiwanis Club, of Sunbury last week, Dean Hoch addressed
a group of 125 seniors who expressed
themselves as undecided in the selection of their life work, using the topic
"Your Life Is What You Make It."
Mr. DeVoe served as counselor to a
group of twonty-flve young people
interested in the teaching profession,
More than six hundred students attended the affair which wa*s planned
by a committee headed by Paul Keefer, past district governor of the Kiwanis Club,
SYMPATHY

Tlio entire College Community
oxtentte lt» tlccpoHt sympath y to
Mr. S. I. BhortoHH on tlio death of
hit* Hon.

Maroon and Gold Band
Presents Spring Concert
A stirring spring concert by the
Maroon & Gold Band of the Bloomsburg State Teachers College featured
a special late-afternoon program held
recently in the Carver Hall auditorium. The band , under the direction
of Charles H. Henrie , presented a
well-balanced program of popular
marches and semi-classical selections.
Opening the program with the
Alma Mater , the band played John
Phillip Sousa's famous "Washington
Post March." Shif ting quickly from
the martial music of the famous
bandmaster, the College bandsmen
gave an excellent interpretation of
Lavalee's "Bridal Rose Overture."
Trumpet solos were played by Luther
Jones, , Wilkes-Barre, and William
Hallock, Patchacogue, Long Island,
N.Y.
A new number for band , written
in the modern manner , was next presented as the Maroon and Gold musicians played "Autumn Nocturne"
by Josef Myrow. John Brown, HaiTisburg, played the clarinet solo that
featured the selection.
Striking up a martial rhythm
again , the band played R. B. Hall's
ivoll - loved "Officer of the Day
March ," and by way of striking contrast gave a splendid Interpretation
of "Pavanne " from the second movement of American Symphonette No.
2 by Morton Gould.
Two marches, "American Loglon
Forever " by Morton Gould and "The
Thunderer" by Jo HHn Phillip Sousa
put a flashing finish to a program
that was much enjoy ed by a large
and appreciative audience, ¦
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Ann Boyer Chosen
Queen of the May

Service Awards Given
At Band Banquet
Maroon and Gold band held its
annual banquet at the Hotel Kocher,
Light Street, last week. About thirtyfive members of the organization enj oyed a delicious chicken and waffle
dinner planned by a committee headed by .Thomas Bowman, Bloomsburg.
The 'toastmaster was Roy Brandau ,
Nescopeck.
During the evening, Charles H.
Henrie, band director, presented service awards to the various members
of the band who have met the College requirements for the awards.
Feature of the program was the
presentation of sweaters to Thomas
Bowman , Bloomsburg; Paul Lopato,
Nesquehoning; John Lee, Wyalusing,
and Frances Cerchiaro, Nesquehoning.

Pictured above is Ann Baldy Boyer J unior Prom May 18
The Junior class will sponsor a
who was elected this year's Queen of semi-formal
prom on Saturday eve the May In a recent student election. ning, May 8, in the Centennial Gymnasium. It has been announced that
Elections were held last week for music for dancing will be provided by
the election of the May Queen and Al Anderson and his orchestra. A
"Queen of the Prom Contest" has
her court.
been planned as the highlight of the
Ann Baldy Boyer was chosen queen affair. The contest will be open to
and the following were selected as all girls who attend , and awards will
her attendants : Estelle Friday, Bar- be presented to the "Queen and two
"
bara Greenly, Rose Marie Kraiser, runners-up. Al Zimmerman
is in
Mary Moser, Mildred Palumbo, Ma- charge of decorations.
tilda Patrick, Ch arlott e Reich ard ,
and Fern Shellenberger.
May Day will be held Wednesday , Presiden t Has Full
May 12, but in the event of rain the
Speaking Schedule
event will be held Friday, May 14.
Mrs. Peter Wisher and Mrs. Robert
That President Harvey A. Andruss
Redman are in charge of the day 's is much in demand as a speaker
activities and are busy completing throughout the state is evidenced by
plans and holding rehearsals with the a partial schedule of his speaking enchildren of the training school.
gagements.
On April twenty-second, President
Andruss addressed the Bloomsburg
Students Named For
Rotary Club on the subj ect "A
Teachers College Comes of Age." He
Senior Class Officers
will speak on the same subj ect at
Candidates for the offices of next a meeting of the Luzerne County
year's Senior Class were nominated Branch Meeting of the Alumni Assoin an assembly of the Junior Class ciation held at the Hotel Redington
in Wilkes-Barre on April twenty
last week. The nominees are as fol- ninth and at the Dauphin Countieslows: President: Joe Kulick , Frank Branch Meeting of the Alumni AssoDudzinski , Al Lampman, Charles ciation held ih the Magnolia Tea
Boyev, and Kenneth Wire; Vice Pres- Room in Harrisburg on May fifth.
In addition to these meetings President: Charles Schlefer, Jack Purcell,
ident
Andruss has agreed to present
Al Marc'hetti, George Gera, Wilmer
the
address
at a testimonial dinner
Nester; Secretary : Ruth Elder, Fred
Demmi, Rose Thompson, Ruth Tfim- held by the Pottsville Kiwanis Club
pey, Mary Fox; Treasurer: George at the Neco-Allen Hotel on May
Dotzel, John Morgan, Lois Datesman , tenth. At that time the President
Leonard Lipski, Julia Piehel, Carl will speak on the topic, "The UnWalton . Nominees for Boy Represen- common Man." One of the engage1
tative of the C.G.A. were: George ments on President Andruss busy
Gehrig, Horace Readier, Emory Rief- summer schedule is an address before
ski, Santo Prete, Robert Diltz. Girl the Pennsylvania Vocational AssociaRepresentative nominees were: Jane tion at Eagles Mere, Pennsylvania,
McCullough, Doris Gllday, Eleanor on June seventeenth, At that time
McCllntock, Alberta Funk, Beth- Mr. Andruss will discuss "The Future
Hartman. Nominees for Faculty Ad- of Business Education."
visor were: Mr. Gehrig, Mr. Rygiel,
ORDER
Miss Noyes, Mr. Herre, Mr. Lanterman, Mr. Hlnkel.
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Two Million Jobs Available
For Students During Summer
Last year a national young man 's
magazine surveyed the summer job
fi eld , and predicted that one million
vacation-time positions would be filled by students. A recently-published
government census revealed that the
actual figure came to .about 1,001,900.
This year that same magazine—
Varsity—has surveyed the field again ,
and predicts that twice as many jobs
will be available during the summer
months of '48.
In an article that tells how and
Where to get these jobs, Varsity splits
the vacation employment field into
seven categories: self - employment ,
governmental work, transportation ,
sports and entertainment , summer
camps, industry, and service and
trades.
According to the article in the current issue, the first two job categories offer some of the best opportunities in summer work. Jobs are open
in three branches of the Department
of the Interior — in the Geological
Survey division (fo r field assistants) ;
in the Fish and Wildlife Service (as
refuge and hatchery laborers) ; and
in the Bureau of Reclamation ( for
engineering aids, survey aids, draftsmen and soil specialists. ) Numerous
other positions are ot>en in the Na-

GOING STRAIGHT

One of the most astonishing facts from the 1947 traffic accident
recor d is this: more than 80 per cent of automobiles involved in fatal
accidents last year were going straig ht ahead. One out of each five
of the faulty motorists was turning , backing, skidding, stoppin g or
stoppe d when the death-dealing crash came. The other four were
going straig ht.
The reason is the false sen se of security most drivers assume
on t he straig htaway. If they are turning rig ht or left , they are alert
for obvious hazards. If they are backing up, they are likel y to proceed with caution . If they are preparing to stop, they drive with the
care experien ce has taug ht them is indicated .
But when they shift into hig h gear with the expectation of
driving a few consecutive blocks or a few consecutive miles in the I
sa me d ire c tion , they also shift into a careless frame of mind . Dri ving I
becomes almost automatic and they relax. The relative monotony of
t his type of driving has an almost soporific effect, Under these con- I
d itions t h ey become the target for many dangers — -a blowout , an
une xpected curve, a thoug htless child darting onto the hig hway.
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PRES. ANDRUSS ATTENDS
AMEN CORNER DINNER
President Harvey A, Andruss was
among several hundred guests who
attended the annual dinner 1 of the
Amen Corner at the Hotel William
Penn , Pittsburgh , Pennsylvania , Saturday evening, Apri l seventeenth.
The organization , one of the most
unique "societies in the country, h eld
the dinner in honor of the retiring
Presiden t Frank*Wilbur Main.
Duo to the intense interest prevailing among the banquet patrons concerning International affairs and legislation now pending before the Congress of the United States, the banquet committee presented as guest
speakers the Honorable James P.
Kern , United States Senator from
Missouri , and the Honorable Herman
Santa Cruz , Chilean Ambassador to
the United Nations. In addition to
these men , the Amen Corner presented the Honorable Edward Martin ,
United States Senator from Pennsylvan i a , and Governor James H. Duff.

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Summer Camp field , public and settlement camps often give jobs to
inexperienced applicants - - although
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Job counselors interviewed by Varsity Magazine, however, almost unanimously suggested a wide - open
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THOUGHTS WHILE READING THOMAS WOLFE
Robert A. Baylor
He was a bi g man and he knew it.
Each time he entered a room
He could do nothing but submit
To the stares and boom
Of silence , which wore his spirit
Like a knell of doom.
Yes, he was a big man ,
Big in stature and in mind ,
A self-trained artisan
Who was never blind ,
As his webs he spun ,
To the weaknesses of his kind .
He was a big man with a true feeling
Of kindness , yet firmness
For all of his fellow beings.
Althoug h upon their feelings he would transgress;
His artist 's mind seeing
Them as merel y men for chess,
He was a big man who was hurt
By the letters from a thousand foes ,
Who could do nothing but blurt
Out their bitter pathos
Against the man whose curt
Pen had exposed their self-made woes,
. He was a big man , the Uke of whom
Has not been seen under present sk y,
His words swept things aside like a new broom
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SIDELINE S

IN SPORTS

by Curtis L . Miller

Huskies Win Over Shippers
In Wild and Woolly Game

Although leading much of the way,
the Husky nine was forced to rally
in the last half of the ninth inning to
beat Shippensburg State Teachers
College, 9-8, on Mt. Olympus last
Wednesday.
It was a repetition of last year's
game here between the Maroon and
Gold and the Shippers, only this time
Bloomsburg came out on the long
end while last year it was the Red
Raiders. Both games ended in 9-8
margins.
John Czerniakowski slapped a single to right field with two on base,
Thomas counting with the tie-breaking tally. This was the climax to a
loosely played ball game in which a
total of 15 errors was committed,
seven by Bloomsburg and eight by
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Shippensburg.

That stunning reversal which our
track squad suffered at Shippensburg
last week rather took some of the
wind out of the Husky sails; but
there is no reason to doubt that the
fellows representing the Maroon and
Gold aren't a worthy crew. Before
passing judgment on the Huskies, it
must be taken into consideration that
Shippensburg placed two new records
( for that school) in the books and
came close to record breaking performances in three other events. So,
it can easily be understood why the
Huskies came out second best in the
meet. Some consolation might be had
in the knowledge that we finished in
front of Millersville, the other school
competing in the triangular meet.
After all, we could have finished last. Huskies Take Lead
As usual , there is a silver lining' to
The Huskies took a three run lead
every dark cloud. Ma gill turned in a in the initial frame when Eddie Allefine performance in the mile run and gar, who has been smashing out hits
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can be expected to improve as the with great consistency, knocked
a
season progresses. There is every booming double into center field to
reason to believe that Bloomsburg score Thomas, Piestrak, and Czernwill better last year 's track and field iakowski.
record.
Thomas walked and Piestrak crackA glance at the statistics of the ed out a double, and the Huskies led,
Shippensburg debacle seems to in- 4-0, after two innings. Allegar singdicate that more strength is needed led, Mensinger was safe on a fielder's
in the discus, broad jump, and pole choice, and Diehle doubled. Thr,ee
vaulting departments; but that will errors allowed both Allegar and Menprobably be taken care of in time. singer to score.
Possibly, by the time this writing is
Shippensburg broke the ice in the
in print Coach Wisher will have fourth when Kahn and Bolton reachstraightened out the crinks in his ed base and Troy popped to short
squad and the Huskies will have right. Buynak and Allegar clashed
taken Scranton University to task— and both were knocked unconscious.
we hope.
Troy got a triple on the hit and both
With the Shippensburg 1 and Scran- runners scored.
ton contests over , the track fans and
The Huskies got one back in' the
competitors can sit back and root for fourth. Thomas was safe on an error,
the five lads who will carry Maroon and Piestrak single to center, Thoand Gold colors into battl e at the mas going to third . Czerniakowski
"Pfinn Relays toda y. Tho best in the hit into a double play, Thomas scorcountry will be appearing : in these ing. Both Shippensburg and the
matches , Includin g Penn State 's Hor- Huskies picked one up in the seventh,
ace Ashen f eltor who will probably be thus setting the stage for the exciting

Huskies Second
In Triangular Meet

Shippensburg State Teachers ColWilkinson smacked a single to lege, presenting the most powerful
center field with Troy and Kessler track and field team in its history,
scoring. They tied things up at 8-all ran rofegh shod over the Huskies and
going into the last half of the eighth. Millersville State in a triangular
Carter had little difficulty in the meet at the Cumberland Valley
ninth , and by virtue of the Huskies
scoring in the last of that stanza he school last Friday.
Winning all of the first places and
was credited with the victory.
failing in but two of the seconds, the
Bloomsburg (9)
Red Raiders wound up the afternoon
ab r h * o a e with a score of 110 markers. BloomsThomas, ss
4 3 0 8 2 1 burg was second with 10 and MillersPiestrak, lb
3 2 2 7 2 1 ville third with six.
Czerniakowski, 3b 3 1 1 0 1 0
John Magill, Husky senior, finished
Allegar, 2b
5 1 3 1 1 1 second in the mile run, only four
Mensinger, cf
5 1 1 2 0 0 seconds back of Duerr, Shippensburg,
Slobozien, If . . . . . 5 0 1 1 0 1 who clocked in 4:43. Bob Millard
Buynak, rf
5 1 1 5 1 0 picked up two points for the Maroon
Diehl, c
4 0 2 2 0 1 and Gold by getting a tie in the high
Brunn, p
4 0 0 1 1 1 jump . Other Huskies who garnered
1 0 0 0 1 1 points included Conrad, Thompson,
Carter, p
Lindenberg, and Stratton.
Totals
39 9 11 27 9 7
Hatfield, Negro star, won three
events for the Shippers while Utz,
Emanuel, and Stauffer all triumphed
Shippensburg: (8)
in two different events. Manual capab r h o a e tured five of Millersville's six points.

Kahn, cf
Bolton, c
Troy, 2b
Kessler, lb
Warfel, If
Wilkinson, r f
Fralick, ss
O'Donnell, p
Thomas, 3b

4 1 0 2 0 1
Shippensburg set new records for
. . . . 4 1 0 2 1 0 that college in the two sprints and
3 2 1 7 2 3 had near record performances in
4 3 1 11 0 0 three other events.
4 0 0 1 0 0
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4 0 0 0 1 2
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Totals
33 8 4x26 11 8
x—two out when winning run scored
Shippensburg
000 200 150 — 8
Bloomsburg
312 100 101 — 9
Two base hits — Allegar, Piestrak,
Diehle 2. Three base hit—Troy. Left
on bases — Bloomsburg 7, Shippensburg 2. Double plays — Buynak to
Thomas; Fralick, Troy, to Kessler.
Bases on balls off — O'Donnell 5,
Brunn 3. Struck out by — Brunn 2,
O'Donnell 1, Carter 1. Hit by pitcher
by — O'Donnell 1 ( Czerniakowski).
Hits off — Brunn 3 in 71/3 innings;
Carter 1 in 1% innings. Wild pitch—
Winning pitcher—Carter.
O'Donnell.
favored to cop the two mile run.
eighth when the Red Raiders tied
Umpires
—
Bankes
and Davis.
There is no doubt, that Coach things up.
Wisher could use two men like Har- Huskies Play Loose Ball
rison Dillard of Baldwin-Wallace and
Thomas and Kahn, of the Shippers ,
Order Your
Charles Fonville of Michigan who re- received
passes
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from
Brunn
who
had
cently set new world records in the pitched
ball previous to this
1948 Obiter
120 yard high hurdles nnd shot put inning. excellent
Slobozien
dropped
Bolton's
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respectively with marks of 13.6 sec- short fly.
Brunn
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and
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run
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onds and 58 i'eet A inches for the was across. Brunn walked Troy to
shot put. These records were made fill the sacks. Leo Carter came in
See
at the Kansas Relays,
at this point. Kessler hit to the box,
GL ORIA GAL OW OR
, (Incidentally, for those who might and Carter miscued, Kahn scoring.
BOB REITZ
like to tune in, the Penn Relays will Norm Warfel filed out to center with
be broadcast over the Mutual Net- Bolton scoring the third run of the
Only $2.00
inning,
work this afternoon.)
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PurseFs Bargains
Win Title
By virtue of an exciting 45 - 37
victory over Phil Gamma Delta,
Bucknell University, the Bart Pursel
Bargains captured the Milton GoI/3
Medal Tourney for 1948. The Pursel
crew included the Husky varsity
squad which performed on Centennial
hardwoods during the past winter.
Individual scoring was about evenly divided with Jones getting 11,
Slobozien 10, and Kashner and Walther, 9 each. The fraternity team
from Lewisburg included Bob Williams, clever pivot man from Massilon, Ohio.
Trophies Awarded
A trophy was awarded to the team ,
and members also received individual
awards. Bob Walther, who was a
vastly improved ball player this season, made the first all-tourney team.
Striking his true form, the ex-Columbia lad played fine ball throughout the tourney.
Charley Boyer and Bobby Kashner,
-eagle eye forwards, were named on
the second team while Bobby Andrews and Eddie Jones were given
third team positions. Jones received
the sportsmanship award and Boyer
the "sharpshooter " medal,

Errors Costly at Millersville

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The Husky baseball and track teams remain it dark horse so far as their
prospective performances are concerned for the* rest of the busy spring
schedule. After some loose play at Millersville last Saturday in which the
Millers scored four unearned runs to win , t he Re d man cr ew came h ome to
meet a powerful Shippensburg nine on Wednesday, determined that such
demonstration would not be repeated. Added to that defeat at the hands of
Millersville came the report that pitcher Mike ' Evans was flirting with
appendicitis. If Evans is lost to the team, it will be a severe blow. His five
hit jab last Saturday was an outstanding piece of work.
After playing at East Stroudsburg today, the Huskies find themselves
with three games next week. Lock Haven visits Mt. Olympus on Monday
to play a game ori ginally scheduled for April 14. Mansfield State is here
on Wednesday, and the Maroon and Gold diamondmen play King 's College in Wilkes-Barre on Saturday. This will mean an unusual load on
the pitching stall" with four, games in eight days. If Evans is not able
to take Ms regular turn on the mound (and this appeared highly improbable at press time), the Huskies are going to be drastically short
of pitchers.
When the Husky track and field team wa§ soundly trounced in that
triangular meet at Shippensburg, there were many who said that this would
be one of the poorest track seasons in history. Such was not and will not
be the case. Not feeling very happy over the state of affairs at Shippensburg,
the Wishermen returned home more determined than ever that things would
be different from here on in. Their showing against the Tommies of Scranton University proves that. This was not only a victory but it was somewhat
overwhelming.
Blackwell keeps every ball low. Hij * motion is such that he is able
to start the ball from his chest, then fling it behind him, and throw a
side arm ball which continuously hampers the batter. Many have said
that he won't last long the way he throws. That is a matter of conjecture, but if he is able to throw only half as effective as he is now,
he should get by with a tew victories. Another thing to remember is
that Blackie wasn't pitching with a first division club last year.
This boy, Lindenberg, looks like a comer. He has had little or no experience in the high hurdles, but the manner in which he easily captured
that event against Scranton shows that he has great possibilities. We might
remin d the fans t h at h e got a th i rd at Sh ippensbur g, despi te t h e f act t h at
the Red Raiders entered droves of men in every event. Although the Huskies
are weak i n the j aveli n t h row, pole vault , and broad jump, t h ey are more
t han making it up in the other events, j
Shippensburg, by the way, entered the sixth Southern invitational
meet held recently at the University of North Carolina and returned
with a ninth place claim in n field dotted with entries from big schools
all over the south and middle Atlantic states. Ed Utz captured second
place In the 100 yard dash. Dick Stouft'er placed third in the half mile
competition ; Barnes seventh in the two mile run ; Duerr ninth In the
mile and Wood tenth in the freshmen mile. During the winter, Steve
tlatfield copped second honors in the pole vaulting event at the Philadelphia Inquirer Invitation Meet. Utz placed third in the 60 yard dash.

After leading most of the way, the
Bloomsburg (3)
Husky nine cracked momentarily in
ai> r h o a. e
the seventh inning last Saturday at Th omas, s
3 0 1 1 0 1
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Mi ll ersvi lle , and t h e Mara u d ers edged Pi estrak , lb . . . . . . 5 1 0 9 0 1
t h e Maro on and Gold, 4-3.
Czern i a k owsk i, 3b 5 1 2 0 3 1
Behind the stellar hurling of Allegar, 2b
5 0 3 0 5 0
Coughlin 's M ik e Evans , t h e Re d man Evans , p
4 0 0 1 3 1
crew took an early lead , scor i n g once Slobozien , If
3 0 1 2 0 0
in each of the firs t and second in- Mare k , rf
4 0 0 1 0 0
nings. Czerniakowski was safe on a Buynak, cf
4 1 0 2 0 0
two base error by Vangrein in the Diehle, c
3 0 0 8 1 0
first. Eddie Allegar batted him home.
Vangrein 's wild heave put Buynak
, 36. 3 7 24 12 4
Totals
on second from ' whence he scored
when Thomas singfed.
Millersville scored in the fifth on
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an error by Thomas and a single by
Jones. Both Evans and Williams, of
ab r h o a e
the Millers, were sailing along with M. Wenglasz, ss .. 3 0 1 4 3 1
things well in hand.
J. Wenglasz,-2b . . . 4 0 0 2 3 0
Vangrein opened the seventh by Todd , cf
3 0 1 0 0 0
reaching base on Piestrak's boot. v Van gre in , 3b
4 1 0 2 6 2
Dunbar hit to Czerniakowski, and he Bru b aker , rf
2 0 0 1 0 0
cut loose with a wild heave, putting Dunbar, rf
2 1 0 0 0 0
runners on second and third. Evans D. Reese, If
2 0 0 0 0 0
committed a balk to send Vangrein Pecuich , If
1 0 0 0 0 0
over, and Ounlap singled to left Duftlap, lb
3 2 2 10 0 2
center, admitting Dunbar. He later Jones, c
3 0 1 6 0 0
scored on an infield out.
3 0 0 2 4 0
Williams, p
Bloomsburg rallied briefly in the
Totals
30 4 5 27 16 5
ninth. Thomas walked but was forced
by Piestrak. Czerniakowski grounded
Bloomsburg .
110 000 001 — 3
out , but Allegar smashed out a single
Millersville
000 010 30x — 4
to score Piestrak.
Evans pitched in tough luck all Runs batted in — Thomas, Allegar 2,
a f ternoon , not one of the Millersville Dun b ar , Dun lap , Jones. Left on bases
tallies being earned. The Huskies — Bloomsburg 11, Millersville 4.
were unable to hit with men on the Earned runs — Bloomsburg 1. Bases
runwa y s, 11 having been stranded on balls off — Williams 3, Evans 2.
during the afternoon. That , cou pled Struck out by—Williams 6, Evans 6.
with the loose fielding, proved the Hit by pitcher—by Williams 2 (Thofinal result. Allegar led the Blooms- mas , Slobozien). Balk—Evans. Umpires — Groff and Henry.
burg attack with three hits.

The Saga of Cousin Weakeyes
by Donald Butcofsky

Sadie Hawkin 's Day came to the
B.S.T.C. Campus and is gone again.
Everybody seems to have had a good
time. That is, of course, almost
everybody. One young man of our
acquaintance—Cousin Weakeyes himself—had a luckless time of it. Not
That brings back memories when Bloomsburg was sending men to that he didn 't try. In fact , he let it
various winter events during the late thirties and in years j ust prior to the be known that ' he could hardly be
war. Even during the '41-'42 y ear, which was scarred by war, Maroon and. considered fleetflooted and would be
Gold trackmen entered many of the events and more than onco returned ' easy prey for the girl that chose to
with victory laurels. Except for Matt Kashuba , none have been sent since chase him. But all to no avail.
that time, but in the years' j ust prior to the war, Bloomsburg sent athletes
This open season on the menfolk ,
t o Phil a d elphi a, New York , Camden , and many other places.
however, did not pass entirely uneventful for Cousin. He had one
"THE SPORTING NEW S," National Baseball Weekly, picks the
short-lived , thrilling moment of ecBoston Braves ami the New York Yankees to win their respective
But when this Daisy Mae
stasy.
pennants during the year of 15)48. The Beantowners look like a good
felled
him
some thirty yards from
bet for that prediction, Of course, Bloomsburg fans are more than a
the starting point , all she wanted was
littlo interested since our own Danny Litwhilcr is patrolling left field
her history book, which , it seems, he
for the boys of Billy Southworfch . In Johnny Sain and Warren Spahn ,
had inadvertently picked up from a
Boston has two of the National League's outstanding pitchers. Both
window sill.
were 20 game winners last suinmoi .
"Dim the footlights ," you might
Sticking to the pitching angle for* a moment, Ewell Blackwell, stringbean pitcher for the Cincinnati Reds, tossed a 4-1 victory on opening day say, "and let the violins strike up a
in the Ohio city. Blackwell , who won 22 and lost eight last year, including soft note of tragedy . We feel for
16 wins in a row, seems to be one of the finest pitchers to come up in quite Cousin, but we .can't reach him."
some time. We had the opportunity to see Blackwell pitch last summer. If such Is your answer, you have
This was j ust about the time he started on his long victory string. He was automatically relegated yourself to a
hurling against the New York Giants up in the Polo Grounds. At the time , place in history with Marie Antoinand the irasible
he had five wins and two losses, The Giants were unable to hit him for ette, Simon Legree,
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busses and bark
boy,
group
that
drive
clfcy
get
a
few
off
the
tall
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inally,
when
they
did
manage
to
four innings,
passengers.
Yea,
if such is the
they did It only by swinging late and chopping the ball. Left handers Johnny at the
Mize and Willard Marshall were adept at doing this and. racked up four nature of your reply, you speak with
doubles between them clown the left field line.. Blackwell retired in the the tongue of a Philistine who has
seventh when his arm went bad, The Reds won In 11 Innings on Miller's never pondered over the redundancy
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homer, 5-3,

A true lover of the science of behavior and adju stment would immediately formulate a working hypothesis, test it , revise it , and conclude
that Cousin has a maladj usted personality. During the testing of your
working hypothesis you will have
learned that Cousin spends his spare
time writing essays and playing draw
pinochle with his grandmother. Two
seemingly harmless forms of divei*sion , except that people who write
essays can 't be trusted in card games.
With the diagnosis thus made, corrective measures are now in order.
Cousin must be rehabilitated socially.
Psychology must be brou ght to bear
further upon the matter. Understanding must take the place of calloused
indifference. Cousin , too, must take
his psychology more seriously and
start readin g the chapters rather
than j ust the summaries. The more
help he gets and the more he reads,
the more confused he'll become, and
in time he'll be driven to the exaggerated behavior pattern of the supposedly well integrated personality.
So we j oin in the hope that come
Sadie Hawkin 's Day next year Cousin
Weakeyes will have given up essays
and pinochle and have developed a
more effective approach to the demands of social life. But excuse me
now , grandmother has ju st set up the
card table,

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Marge and Spike
Washington — Spike Jones had a
new soloist with his band when he
played at a special White House correspondents ' din ner at the Statler
hotel , the surprise chirper being the
guest of honor 's daughter , Margaret
lYuman. The President was surprised to no end when, in th e middle of
the mel ee, his da ughter walked on
the stage and sang thre e numbers.
However , there were no gun shots,
air raid sirens or doves flying out of
hats. Margaret T. gave it the straight
rou tin e, accompanied by a tuxedoed
pianist, and the Slickers played it the
same way while Spike retired to the
shadows.
Following the performance, Spike
presented the President with a gold
spike, his own gift, whereupon Mr.
Truman remarked "this ought to nail
down many rumors."
Diggln' the Discs
"After You 've Gone" and "Dark
Eyes" by Gene Krupa. These are
both reissues of notable Krupa wax ;
the first, Roy Eldridge's perenni al
get-off and the second , the best
known trio side, which is mostly the
tenoring of Charlie Ventura. Roy 's
"After " although made a number of
years after his old VocaJion of the
same tune , and with infinitely better
support from the "hard *riding Krupa
gang, is not inspired a performance
as the original. However, it's still
Eldridge and exciting Eldridge with
many a fluent moment. Ventura 's
much played "Eyes," which needs reviewing about as much as Kenton
needs Carmen , still sounds rich in
ideas and execution despite a tame
piano . . . "It Was Written In The
Stars" and "What' s Good About
Goodbye" by Art Lund. Lund is sing-

ing practically nothing but ballads
these days and from this corner , at
least , it makes sense , for he 's far
better a swooner th an he ever was a
rhythm singer.
"Tonight You Belong To Me" and
"Hey, Stop Kissing My Sister" by
Viola Watkins. Miss Watkins sings
like Nellie Lutcher, scats along with
her own piano solo like Nellie and
has the - same type of light rhythm
backgrounds as the Capital gal does.
Only she doesn 't do any of these
things as well. If you 're a Lutcher
fan and don 't mind carbon copies
then get it. Art Mooney's "Baby
Face" is the inevitable follow up of
"Four Leaf Clover" and will probably, like its predecessor, t u rn ou t to
be popular j uke box and disc jockey
fare. It follows the identical pattern
of "Clover" replete with bells, banjo
and band vocal.
This and That
Louis Prima is auditioning vocalists to replace Cathy Allen, wife of
singer Dick Merrick, who is going to
become a mama ( Cathy, not Dick,
that is) — Elliot Lawrence's younger
brother Stan has his own disc program over the Yale university station
—Buddy Rich is still appearing in his
band despite his broken left wing,
which he broke playing handball—
Guitarist Les Paul is expected to be
bedridden for quite some time, due
to an automobile accident — Rumor
has it that Gene Krupa and Chax'lie
Ventura will drop their own bands
to form a trio to do some waxing—
sure would like to hear those two
stump one out together again — Incidentally, the King has taken a
Queen — Yep, Nat (King) Cole was
hitched recently in New York to a
former vocalist of Duke Ellington 's.
S'long.

Metamorphosis of a Joke:
Observation
My father and mother were cousins
Birth : A freshman thinks one up
—that's
why I look so much alike !
and chuckles with glee.
— 1945 Maroon and Gold
Age five minutes: Freshman tells
it to Senior who says, "Yeah , I've
heard it before."
Age one day : Senior turn s it into
the*most popular j oke in town, as his
own.
Age two days: Editor thinks it is
terrible,
Age three days : Editor prints it as
space filler,
Age ten days : Thirteen college
"pigeon-holes" reprint it.
Age three years: Seventy-six radio
comedians discover it simultaneously,
Age twenty years: Appears in
Readers Digest.
Age 100 years: Professor tells it in
class.
—1989 Maroon ana Gold

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In addition to all the rain out-ofdoors last week, there was a "shower" in the dining room Thursday
night. But unlike its .gloomy namesak e, the surprise shower for Mary
Moser rained nothing but lovely gifts,
cheery wishes, and delicious food.
Featured in the latter category was
a beautiful three layer cake. String
from the many gifts was tied in the
traditional manner and wound around
the group to determine which lucky
girl would marry next — the cord
ended with Lois Lange. Have you
been keeping something from us,
Lois? Anyway, the shower was a
huge success and Mary says she was
never so surprised in her life.
Congratulations and best wishes to
Dawn Swartz Hippman and Robert
Hippman who were married last Saturday.
The mystery has been solved ! Second floor was in an uproar for several weeks trying to help B. J. Anella
figure out who the j okester or rather
"secret admirer " was, who mailed a
deer head to her (also a rug to
match). We won't mention any
names, of course, but the fellow's
initials are Ray Hubler! The deer
is now the darling of second floor.
B. J. donated him to the smoker
where he was officially christened
"Smoke." (I can't imagine why.)
However, B. J. is still mystified as
to the origin of four rather aged
oranges, a couple of old dishes, a
chocolate Easter bunny and a slightly
"used" oil painting—of which arrived
later in the week. Who dunnit!
I hear that Gretchen Trobach's
mother gave Gretch a beautiful diamond for her birthday.
Sunday evening, t h e Methodist
Youth Fellowship served ice cream
and cake to the visiting Acappella
Choir from Lycoming College. Doris
Gilday, president of the Fellowship,
was in charge. Mr. Henrie acts as
college advisor for the group.
Members of Mr. Ream's History of
Pennsylvania class report having a
wonderful time on their recen t trip
to the State capital. They toured the
capital building, the museum, and adj acent points of interest. Transportation in private cars was provided for
the group of 45 students.

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counties attended a special meeting
held at the College on Monday evening , April 19th, at 7:30 o'clock.. The
speaker, Miss Gladys Fish, State Department of Public Instruction, Harrisburg, discussed the problems of
speech and hearing in the public
schools.
Miss Fish is a well-known expert
in the field of special education for
exceptional children, and her talk
was helpful and interesting to all
those who are now teaching in the
public schools, or who are planning
to teach. A large number of teachers
from Columbia, Northumberland , and
Montour counties attended the meeting, which was sponsored by the
Alpha Chapter of ,the Organization
of Teachers of Exceptional Children.

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uled for Monday evening, April 26.
The party will leave from long porch
in private cars. Members are allowed
to bring one guest. For further information see Francis Cerchiaro.
The Fashion Show is only a week
away. From what I hear, it will be
even bigger and better than last
year 's. Among the features is a Helen
Harper bridal ensemble — complete
with bridesmaids and everything. Remember, April 30 — see you there.
Another important date to remember is the Junior Prom on the 8th of
May. The committees are going all
out to make this the social event ,of
the y ear. Music by Al Anderson,
decorations by Al Zimmerman, fun
for all who attend !
The dining room crew surprised
Miss Thayer with a belated birthday
party Monday evening (Saturday was
her birthday). Refreshments were
served by the participants. Entertainment consisted of dancing and
singing. Doris Thomas, Jane Brobst
and Mary Louis May were in charge.
Guess this is the end of the line.
Hop aboard next week for another
social t ou r of the ca mpu s, won 't you?
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This week we consider the benefit s
and privileges given to the Pennsylvania veteran and his family. These
rights are in .addition to those of the
Federal Government.
To be eligible for benefits provided
by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania , the veteran must be a legal
resident of this state and have served
at least 60 days.
These are your benefits :
1. World War II State Bonus—A
bonus proposal has been adopted by
the State Legislature at its 1947
session , but must be approved by the
next legislature (1948) before it can
be submitted to the people for ratifi cation. This bill provides $10 per
mon,th for domestic service and $15
per month for overseas service between December 7, 1941 and September 2, 1945, unless the veteran was in
service on V.J. Day. In th at case, the
time is extended to March 2, 1946 ,
but the maximum total may not exceed $500. A full $500 will be paid
the next of kin of those who died in
the service. The bonus, even when it
does be com e law , will not be payable
until , 1950, and July 1, 1950 is set as
the tentative deadline for filing applications.
2. Employment Preference—Credit
for World War II service is given in
some apprenticeship such as barbering. 10 points credit is added to score
made on tests taken to j oin State
Police Force. In case of Civil Sen ice,
and state jobs, 5 and 10 poin t s of
credit are given. In cases of retirement and seniority credit and preference is given to the veterans.
3. Tax Exemptions — none except
those relation to men who were in
the service and for a limited time
after their discharge.
* 4. Relief—A biennial appropriation
of $1,500,000 is granted for the purpose of aiding veterans who for any
reason need temporary or emergency
relief. This is handled through the
State Veteran 's Commission, and application can h(0 made , thr ou gh th e
country directors of Veterans ' Affairs, and American Legion Posts
which provides quickest service.
5. Service Agencies — There are
two agencies that handle the Veterans affairs. One is the legion service
agency finan'ced by the American
Legion. The address is Homer D.
Sarge , Director of Rehabilitation
American Legion
1825 N. Front Street
Harrlsburg, Pa.
The other agency is the State Service Agency maintained by the State
and headed by General Weber and
three service officers . The address:
Department o£ Military Affairs;
South Office Building
Harrisburg, Pa.
Free Fishing for P. L. IG's
According to an act of Legislature
of Pennsylvania, all disabled veterans

AND AN01VJERTMiNG.. .VETE RANS
MAY PAY 61 INSURANCE PREMIUMS
TO VA ON A MONTHLY . QUARTERLY .
StMI -ANNtfAL OR AMHUAL BASIS

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Au ctioneer: "What am I offered
for thi s beautiful bust ' of Robert
Burns?"
Man in Crowd: "That ain 't Burn s
. . . that' s Shakespeare. "
Auctioneer: " W e l l , folks, * t h a t
j oke's on me. That shows what I
know about the Bible."
He 's so crooked that when he pulls
the wool over your eyes it's half
cotton .
—The Colleglo

Waller Hall Women
Elect New Officers
Officers and representatives to the
Waller Hall Governing board were
elected last week by the women of
'
Waller Hall.
Carnation corsages were pz-esented
to the newly chosen officers who are :
Shirley Henl ey, president ; Midge
Fanzo , vice president ; Grace Smith ,
secretary; Peggy Kearkuff , treasurer; Senior representatives are Joan
McDonald , Midge Fuller , Adda Myers , and Julia Pichel. Junior representatives are Madeline Schalles,
Betty Ridall , Alice Smolski. Sophomore represent atives are Eloise Symons , Shirley Ashner, Ruth Doody.

Marie: "What' s the cat's name? "
Carol: "Ben Hur "
ORDER
Marie: "How'd you happen to
YOUR 1948 OBITER
choose that name?"
Carol: "W e called him Ben till he
had
kittens. "
are ' eligibl e to receive free fishing
licenses. So what are you waiting
Gypsy Rose dressed very thin.
for? Trout season ig already here !
Gypsy Rose sat on a pin.
Gypsy Rose.
—The Flashlight
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Q — I have added total disability
First Co-ed: "There are 200 young
income coverage to my 20-payment
MEN'S and BOYS' :
National Service Life Insurance po- men in this school and I've n ever
licy. Does the disability coverage kissed one of them!!!"
CLOTHIER
Second Co-ed: "Which one?"
continue after my policy is paid up ?
—FO-ED
A — Yes, provided you have not
reached the age of 60. You continue
D ry Cl ean er
Prof: "What type of person lives
to pay the additional premium for longest?"
disability ' protection to the end of
Student: "A rich relative."
the 20-year period when it, too , becomes paid up. All disability income
little rabbit had been pestering • For prices that fit the college pocketprotection ceases when the insured itsThe
mother all day when she finally
reaches age 60, but payments are exploded—"You were pulled out of a book, buy at Bart Pursel's,
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continued to those who are totally magician s hat. Now stop asking
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disabled at the time they reach 60.
questions. "
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Bloomsburg, Pa.
Q — I have been discharged from
—The CollegLo ',
the service for over a year. What is
the latest date on which I can enter
The preacher finished his sermon
school or take trainin g under the G-I with "All liquor should be thrown in
Bill ?
the river " . . . and the choir ended
the
service by singing, "Shall we
A — You have until July 25, 1951
gather
at the river?"
to start school or training under the
—The Campus Reflector
provisions of Public Law 346 (G-I
Bill ), awd all schooling or training
Friend; "What do you expect your
must be completed by July 25, 1956.
son to be when he finishes school?"
Q — I converted my Nation al Ser- Father: "An old man. "
vice Life Insurance to 20 - payment
—The Collegi a
life. Is it possible to convert this
Department Store
policy once again to a cheaper plan
Helen : How did you stop your husof insurance , such as ordinary life'? band from staying out late ?
Bloomsburg, Pa.
Mabel : When he came in late I
A - You may, provided you are
able to pass a physical examination. called out 'Is that you , Jack?'
Helen : How did that stop 'him ?
Q--- I urn the beneficiary of a
Mabel : His name is Bill!
$10,000 National Service Life Insuruncc policy. Are the payments I am
"What were you running up the
J ACK GEISTWITE
receiving subje ct to taxation ?
street for?"
STUDIO OF PHOTOGRAPHY
A — No, The payments of National
"I was running to stop a fight. "
Service Life Insurance as such are
"Who was fighting?"
m east main it.
Wholly exempt from Federal taxa"Me and another fellow. "
BLOOMSBURO. PA.
tion.
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Phone 1616