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Business Club
Delegates Report
on C onvent ion

PRESIDENT ADVOCATE
Pa u ling and Chorus Will Give
EDUCATIONAL REVISION
Pro gram In Chap el on M ay 1

Miss Betty Burnham represented
the Business Education Club at the
47th annual convention of the Eastern Commercial Teachers Associat ion , which was held in Philadelphia
during the Easter vacation .
In her report to the club on April
20 , Miss Burnham presented high
lights from the convention. The
theme of the convention, "Post-War
Planning in Business Education." Of
speci al interest were various systems of shorthand which are coming
into prominence. They included
Speedscript and Stenolype. The new
shorthand keyboard typewriter was
also 'explained to the group.
Miss Burnham told of the intensified teaching of typewriting demonstrated at the convention. She also
presented helpful suggestions for
more effective transcription methods.
Mr. W. S. Rygiel, club sponsor, attended the convention and commented on business applicants lack of
training in certain phases of commercial, work. Several speakers noted that one of the outstanding faults
of beginning workers is the inability
to follow directions.
The various literature which Miss
Burnham and Mr. Rygiel obtained at
tire convention will be placed in the
library for ref erence.

C ommencement
j Will be Assisted by Women 's
Chorus Under Direct ion
Activitie s Previewed
of Miss Moore

Harrisburg, Pa., AP—Reduction of
Pennsylvania 's state teachers colleges
from 14 to 6 was called for on April
19 by the Association of College
Presidents of Pennsylvania in a program which also advocated drastic
revision of the Commonwealth's educational administrative system.
The association representing 56
colleges and universities, urged that
the remaining eigh t existing teachers
schools "be used for the vocational
and welfare needs not now adequately provided for in the State."
Another recommendation asked
the State Legislature to increase the
powers of the State Council of Education , now an advisory body, and
make it "responsible for the State
Superintendent of Public Instruction. "
It also asked for a change in present law so that the Superintendent
of Public Instruction be appointed
by the council with the approval of
the Governor "for a term of six
y ears " and that he "shall not be a
member of the State Council of Education. "
The Association also advocated establishment of 4,000 four-year scholarships. 1,000 to be awarded each
year, "for undergraduate study leading to a baccalaureate degree and
useable in any college or university
in Pennsylvania, approved by the
State Council of Education."
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The scholarships, which would be
competitive, would have a value of
$300 for a college year of two 16For ty-two commercial , elementary week terms or its equivalent.
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and secondary Seniors are student
He-She Gala On
teaching this trimester.
The Seniors in the Business EduSlate For Ma y 19
cation department are practicing in
Berwick, Bloomsburg and Danville.
The day-dorm p arty is coming in
Those who journey to Berwick are— lull swing again. The date selected
Betty Smith, Hel en Para n gosky, is May 19. Guests of the college will
A n ne Sabol , Edn a Snyder , Florence be past presidents of the two organFaust, Cav mel Sirianni , Melva Koch- izations and faculty members and
er.
wives. At the end of the evening the
The accelerated students are teach- present officer's w ill in t roduce offic er s
ing in Bloomsburg because classes for next year.
interfere with bus schedules. Those
who make up this group are Jean SOCIAL SERVICE CLUB
Ackerman , Saramarie Dockey, SalACTIVE IN WAR WO RK
vatore Mazzeo, Ha rold Miller , Beth
Ertel and Helen Oyer.
Social Service Club—Attention B.
Mary Louise Scott, Joy ce Hay and
Lillian Baer carry lunches to Dan- S. T. C! The Social Service Club
needs waste paper. Boxes for it have
ville.
Elementary Seniors teaching in the been placed in the Day Room and
B'enj amin Franklin School are Anne one on each floor in the dormitory .
Shortess , Lois Bryner, Margaret Lat- Paper must be neatly folded or
sha , Betty Fuller, Nelcna Pope, Anita stacked and magazines should be
Behler, Louise Adams, Hazel Enama , given to Elvira Bitetti in the dormiMaryruth Lovering, Wanda Farns- tory or Evelyn George in the Day
worth, Erne Patterson , Ell a Sh ar go , Room.
If any girls are interested in doing
Meda Calvella , Loi s Farr , Ruth
Jones, Mary. Parr , Mary Heimbach, work such as reading to the children
at the hospital , participatin g in the
Harriet Sterling and Fred Dent .
Secondary student teachers are as- Scrapo Drive, knitting, or making
signed to the Bloomsburg High scrap books, see Betty Zehner or NeSchool and the Danville High School, lena Pope.
Many of the girls cooperated in
Those in Bloomsburg are: Julian
ZInzerella , Edward Hendricks, Betty the Red Cross Drive by working at
Hagenbuch, Poletine Comuntzis and the Rod Cross Booth. This was a
Margaret Dean. Jeun Schrader and Social Service Club project , but
Mary Louise Mudl travel to Danville. many girls who were not members

SENIORS TEACH !

TO BE UNUSUAL PROGRAM

Instead of the usual three-day
commencement, this year 's graduating class will have a two-day commencement because of transportation
diffi culties.
On Sunday , May 28, the Rev. Samuel William Strain will deliver the
baccalaureate sermon in the auditorium in Carver Hall at 2;30 in the
af ternoon.
James R. Young, ace foreign correspondent and author of "Behind
the Rising Sun," will deliver the
commencement address on Monday
morning, May 29, at the college. For
13 years Young was the director of
the INS Far Eastern Office with
headquarters in Tokyo. Young, one
of the foremost speakers in America
today or Japan, has a clean-cut insight into the Japanese manner of
thinking, and of characteristics of
the Japanese people. He is an authority on Japan and knows the type
of enemy we face.
Alumni Day will be observed on
Saturday, May 27. The program, now
being arranged , will probably include a baseball game and an outdoor review of the Civil Air Patrol
Cadets of Squadron 43, composed of
units from Bloomsburg, Ashland,
Sunbury, Shamokin and Mil ton.
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Ma y Banque t To
Be Star Event
At a social meeting on Thursday
evening, Pi Om ega Pi , t he hono r ary
business fraternity, entertained the
following newly pledged members:
Glori a Belcastro, Rose Boyle, Eileen
Falvey, Mary Schroeder , Catherine
Longo.
Pi Omego Pi will have its largest
event of the year on May 17. The
members and guests will have a
large banquet and party at the
Kocher Hotel, Light Street.

SEMI -FORMAL COMING
SOON TO THE COLLEGE
The big social event of this semester, as far as the lower classmen are
concerned , will be the Freshman and
Sophomore Hop on June 3.
The band committee, Ruttt Fortner , chairman , Isabell Gehman. and
Horace Readier , is principally interested in securing the services of either Chuck Thomas and his Ambassadors of Wilkes-Barre, or Ivan Faux
and his orchestra from Sunbury.
The "semi-formal" will be opened
for members of the Freshman and
Sophomore classes and their guests.

Miss Betty Pauling, assisted by the

Women 's Chorus under the direction

of Miss Harriet M. Moore, is presenting the following musical program in
chapel, Monday , May 1:
"The Lass With the Delicate Air "—
Arne, arr. by Fox—Women's Chorus , Shirley Anne Williams, Soloist.
"The Little Yaller Dog"—Gallatly—
Joyce Kramer.
"La Brunette"—Severn—Joy Dletterick.
"Carmencita " — Mexican Folksong,
arr. by Riegger—Women 's Chorus.
"It Must Be Wonderful Indeed"—
Liszh ; "Heavenly Manna "—Franck
—Athamantia Comuntzis.
"Golliwog Cakewalk" — Debussy —
Louise Adams.
"Perpetual Motion "—Bohm—Walter
Rygiel.
"Villanelle " — Del 'Acqua — Marie
Johnson.
"The Miller 's Wooing "—Fanning—
Women 's Chorus.
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Dean C ommen d s
t he Stu dents F or
Their Achievement
Dr. North announced a long-wait ed for Dean 's List in chapel on
March 20.
To the embarrassment of those
p eople named , lie made them rise so
that the rest of the student body
could give them the "once-over."
Those whose names were on the
list had a 2.0 cumulative average and
a 2.5 average for a trimester average.
They were: Lois Bryner, Poletine
Comuntizis, Helen Cromis, Mary Dew ald , Harold J. Miller, Nelena Pope,
Mildred Dzuris, Mary Lou Fenstemaker, Athamantia Comuntzis, M ary
M. Schroeder, Ruth Fortner, Isabel
Ger m an , Harriet Rhodes, Karliss
Kight, Alberta Naunas, Helen M.
Wright , William Barrett , Richard R.
Martin , Harry N. Peelor, Carl L.
St ahlo , Letcher F. White.

FRANKLIN

COMMISSIONED

Lt. T. R. Everett, executive officer
of the V-12's, presented Chief Franklin with his commission as lieutenant
j . g., DVS . U. S. N. R. The college
witnessed the presentation during the
assembly period Friday, April 21.
Lt. Franklin (has been stationed at
Bloomsburg since last summer.
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FACULTY NOTE!

gave freely of their time. The c^ub
Saturday, April 22 Miss Bertha
would like to take this opportunity Rich unluckily fell and broke her
to thank those who assisted with this wrist. Everyone hopes it will men d
fast.
proj ect.

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STAFF
Editor-in-Chief
Florence Faust
Sports Editor
Bob Megargel
Exchange Editor
Helen Parangoaky
Art Editor
Fred Dent
Bernard Kane
Service Editor
EDITORIA L BOARD
Athamantia Comuntzis, Joyce Hay, Jacqueline Shaffer.
Anne Sabol
Business Manager
Robert Stetson
Advertising Manager
REPOR TER S
Meda Calvello , Poletime Comuntzis, Betty
Hagenbuch, Kenneth Hager, Margaret
Latsha, Mae Klinger, Sam Mazzeo,
Carmel Sirianni , Gloris Gillis, Marjori e
Stover, Helen Fehl, Horace Readier.
TYPI STS
Rose Cerchairo, Mary Devitis, Jean Dickenson , Elsie Flail, Kay Kurilla, Florence Mills, Mary Schroeder, Edna Snyder, Mary Louise Scott.
FACULTY ADVISORS
Miss Pearl Mason
Mr. S. W. Wilson

SATU RDAY, AP RIL 29, 1944

Horizo ns to Wide n
The postwar period will see opportunity for college training extended to all Americans who can benefit
from it, regardless of their financial
status. This opinion is expressed by
Dr. David D. Henry, executive vicepresident of Wayne University, in t he
introduction to his annual report.
"Our nation ," he states, "will implement the equalization of opportunity so tha t no longer will highereducation be available j ust to those
who happen to be able to pay their
way. I think we can saf ely prophesy
that in the years ahead there w:ll be
a demand for higher education unparalleled in the history of the nation or of the world. "
Dr. Henry also forecast that , with
the coming of peace, collegiate education will l'oresake narrow specializa tion and will be re-establ.shed
upon a broader cult ural basis.
"We recognize , " he declares, "that
the narro w specialization of universi ty education today, forc ed upon our
institutions .by the war , does not rep resent the kind of balanced education
which universi ties traditionall y provide. Specializa tion has its place,
bu t the great tradition of higher
learning encompasses also the philosophies , t he scien ces , the humanities ,
and all those subj ects which have to
do with human relations in a civilized world. The day will come, w hen
vic t ory is w on , when we shall find
higher education returnin g to its normal balance.
"Men and women ," he concludes ,
"will be hu ngry for the intellectual
nourishment which has been denied
to them , a n d co mm uni t ies w ill be
eager to have full access to the fruits
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WHERE HAS OUR
SOCIAL LIFE GONE?

What 'has happened to the social
life at Bloomsburg? Are there going
to be no more social activities from
now until the end of the year? The
hist dunce for nil members of the college community was right after the
opening of the March trimester. More
persons attended the dance than, any
other single function since last September. Everyone there certainly
seemed to be having a good time.

EMILY SAYS...
Etiquette! The word itself causes
many a soul to stiffen and cringe at
the very mention of it. Really, it is
qui te a simple thing . Good manners
are based almost entirely on kindness. The rest of etiquette is based
on convenience of form and the wish
to make life decora tive and interesting.
We all enj oy doing tha t which we
do well. This column "Emily Says— "
aims to give helpful hin ts to those
who would cultivate the social graces so impor tant in every-day living.
The first topic to be discussed is
that of "Introductions. " Answered
will be questions such as "Must a
woman always rest when introduced?
Is there more than one correct way
of making an introduction? When ,
if ever, is a woman introduced to a
man? Wh en may one introduce oneself? Wh at would or might you do
if you were introduced as* 'Dope ' instead of 'Stope '?"
Until then—don 't spill your tea or
drink from the saucer!

Aunt Penelo pe

DORSEY ORCHESTRA
TO PLAY AT DANCE

There is a word of hauntin g beauty to every newspaperman or woman; a word of sublime meaning; a
word that is like a chicken dinner to
a starving man; like a drink of water
to a man on the Sahara without a
canteen; like a drink (not water) to
a dipsomaniac; like a bottle ol hairrestorer to Rudy Tezak . . . and that
word is Filler. Now, to the uninitia ted , this word may have no meaning,
so in order to educate you fur ther
along j ournalistic lines, following is
a definition of the aforementioned
word.
It' s like this; early to bed and early
to rise makes a man gather no moss,
which allows us to draw the conclusion that ratchets are small so take
six . And do remember this, my child ,
when you go out into the world, and
profit by these words; the rose bowl
isn 't filled with roses but the dust
bowl is filled with dust. And if you
put ten cents in you can talk for six
minutes, but that's only af ter seven
o 'clock , and you can't talk then anyway because Fred Waring is on. It
might be opportune to mention at
this time that this is a prize-winning
contest, so tear the wall paper from
your living room walls and send it
to us with a self-addressed stamped
truck and we'll shoot the chassis to
you, lassies.
Always keep your galoshes on even
when it isn't raining, because you
never know when you 'll get run
down with a bicycle, and you do
want to die with your boots on, don 't
you?
Another main point is that chlorophyll is just a mixture of Scotch
rusk and Mail Pouch , so don ' t be
afraid of it. Well, not more than four
or five times, baby. And to get to the
point, if you want to have your wash
on the line Monday morning before
any one else, stay up all Sunday
night and do it.
In conclusion , it is probably rather
obvious to you by now, what t he
meaning of the word FILLER is! So
I will not explain it any further at
present, but no doubt there will be
more of the same in future issues.
Also , it must also be obvious that
the title of this little epic is merely
to catch the reader 's eye. Af ter all,
who said that Doi\sey,'s orches t ra wa s
going to play at B. S. T. C? He must
be playing at a dance somewhere.

Dear Aunt Penelope:
B. S. T. C.
I am an ardent fan of yours and I
noticed in your policy that you can
give advice on the art of getting and
maintaining an A. Those eightweeks grades are coming up and
frankly I am worried. How about it,
can you help me?
Sincerely,
An Ardent Student .
Dear Ardent Student:
B. S. T. C.
You should see my files on "AGetting ." Did you know that your
Aunt Penelope was the person responsible for the phenominal success
of the Jukes and the Kailikak' s?
Great statesmen such as Mussolini
consult me before making any decisions. I have guided more people
down the ladder of success than the
head boss of Had es.
Here are a few "g ems " from my
collection. Fla ttery is useful on both
male and female professors. Tell him
he is the best teacher, outside of ten
or fif teen others, in B. S. T. C.
Act helpless! Nothing is more appealing to an instructor than that
blank wondering expression alter lie
has spent an hour explaining a term.
He'll dote on it.
Always give advice freely. Teachers , especially experienced ones, love
to be told how to teach. After all
this is a teachers college.
Now I'll tak e the nasty little item
the "test." Try first to talk the instr uctor out of it. Tell him you dpn 't
understand the material. Tell him
any thing that will prevent the test.
If , ho wever , all these things fail and
the test is inevitable you must prepare for it. There are many ways to
transport information from a text
book to a test paper. It can be carried in the head but that's silly and
not much fun. I like to write the information under red nail polish on
my finger nails. Then when I see
something in the test Unit I don 't
know I peal off the polish and there
is the dope.
Another method is V-mail. Send
your text book to the nearest V-mail padour or back of the tongue of your
center and have it made into a con- shoe.
venient palm size. Then smuggle it
If this information isn 't sufficient
into the classroom under your pom- or is ineffective you have only the
beastly alternative—study . But that
The orchestra was the best we have is n drastic step I never advise. It
hud ut an all-college dance for years , would be J'ur better to quit school
Why not have a dance like that and j oin the lo.col Na zi Bund. You
ugain and soon? Or have a party of won 't need nny ^ieacl work In that.
some kind? Let's put a little life
Affectionately,
into the college community.
Aunt Penelope.

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By PARRY
Co-eds at Montana University
don 't believe in love at first sight.
And despite the war-time trend , they
are in no big rush to get married.
These facts are revealed in a campus
survey of attitudes toward engagement and marriage in a sociology
class. The conclusions were based
on the answers of 95 university women , the average age of the group
being 19. A romantic 18 per cent
said "love at first sight" was a requisite to a happy marriage, but an
impressive 82 per cent thought there
is nothing to it. They also agreed
that 25 is the ideal marriage age for
men , and 23 for women.
The Dude— "Is it really healthy
out here?"
Cowboy—"Yes, they had to shoot
a couple of fellows to start a cemetery."
The Collegio.
A Russian psychologist says that
any girl can marry any man she
wants if she repeats very often these
magic words, "You 're so wonderful. "
Plastics now may be made from
potatoes! A process developed by
the College of Idaho utilize waste
potato pulp to make a water-resistant plastic suitable for insulators ' and
cera mic products.
(ACP) .
Wha t are the first three words a
bride thinks of when she is getting
married? Isle, Altar, Hymn!
Wha t is the present-day collegian 's

version of an "ideal professor? " At

a survey conducted at Westminster
College the fellows surprised a lot of
people by saying that they would
rather have middle aged women
standing before them in the classroom rather than a glamorous young
gradua te. "Less distraction from the
books ," one male explained. To add
a bi t of humanism , students appreciate the touch of "absent-mindedness " so traditionally associated with
college professors. For example, forgetting that quiz he intended to
spring as a surprise , or failing to call
for that list of physics problems.
Have you heard about the little
moron who:
Went to his tailor for an epileptic

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Called his girl "post-script" be-

ca u se her name w a s "Ad-a-line. "

Took cream and sugar to the movies because he heard there was going
to be a serial.
Filled the gym with water when
his coach told him lie was going to
be a sub.
One of the easiest ways to become
popular is to remember the nice
things folks say about a person and
repeat them to him .
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Forever!
Sargo—I' m till rough with gambling.
Never ugain!
Cpl.—Never again! I don 't believe
it!
Sarge—I'll bet you five dollars I've
quit forever!

BISONS DOWNS HUSKIE S

IN HOME OPENER

B. S. T. C: Nine Bow 9-6 in the
First Baseball Row of
Season
Bucknell, having opened their season earlier in the week with a win
over Elizabeth College, marred th e
opening of the Huskies' baseball season last Saturday by pounding out a
9 to 6 victory. But it was a battle
all the way with the Huskies improving as the innings went along.
Bucknell Takes Lead
Bucknell obtained a commanding
lead in the initial inning when with
two men away, two Bloomsburg errors followed by two singles gave the
Bisons a three-run lead. However,
the Huskies marked two on their
side of the ledger following Gezich's
triple and a Bucknell error in the
home-team half of the first, and in
the second, Kenealy , waiting on third
after pounding out a three bagger,
scored on Don Gleasner 's pinch hit
single.
The guests then proceeded to put
the game on ice with four big runs in
the top of the fifth. Again the locals
bounced back and went on the warpath. Burns, who hurled effective
ball for the opponent , became wild
and walked three men in succession.
Catcher Kenealy brought the Huskies
within one run of tying the score
when he immediately cleared the
bases with a tremendous homer into
deep center field.
Bucknell Pushes Over
The score remained 7 to 6 until the
visitors' half of the eighth at which
time Bucknell pushed over two runs
—and th at was the ball game .
Gil Sitler started on the mound
for the Huskies and hurled good ball
f o r" an opening game of the season.
Don Gleasner, a V-5 who has hurled
semi-pro ball, pinch hitted for Gil in
the second frame and finished the
game.
The box score shows that Bucknell
collected their nine runs on fourteen
hits while Bloom garnered six runs
on seven hits.

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TRACKMEN COMPETE
IN PENN RELAYS

Coach Buchheit and five memb ers
of the track squ ad left for Philadelphia yesterday afternoon to participate in the Penn Relays at Franklin
Field. Bloomsburg, along with Virginia State, Muhlenberg, Morgan
State , Lincoln, Loyola, Brooklyn College, Rider and Franklin and MarANSWERS TO SPORTS QUIZ shall, is scheduled for the College
Tennis Schedule
1. The American League—Spurgeon Rel ay which gets underway this aftChandler of the Yankees; National ernoon at 1:30. The event is one
In. spring a young man 's f a n c y
League — Stanley Musial of the mile in length so each man will run
turns to—why * tennis , of course So
the 440.
Cardinals .
far there are six scheduled matches
Preparation
in store for Bloomsburg. The home 2. 95 is close enough. Atley Donald
In
preparation
for the relays, the
and away series are with the followthrew one in the Cleveland Sta,
Navy V-12's, perteam
manned
by
ing schools—Bucknell , Lehigh and
dium which traveled at the rate of
formed
in
the
Indoor
Track Meet at
miles,
94.7
Muhlenberg . The only set dates are
an hour. This was the
Camden
Convention
Hall
on April
on May 6, at Bucknell and May 20
fastest time ever recorded on the
speed meter owned by the Indians . 8. They turned in a good report,
with Bucknell here . Arrangements
lor some other ma tches are not com- 3. Berlin , Germany . Boy! It wouldn 't placing" in four events. Carl McHenplete. Get ready for May 20 and go
be possible to hold a marble tour- I ry won his heat in the 50 yard dash,
and finished third in the final . Thomout and help Bloomsburg beat Buck- I nament there now.
as Pippitt took third in the 2 mile
nell.
4. The service .
5. 15' 8%" and without a parachute. run. Robert Hamblet won his heat,
Koch to Coach Team
600-yard run , on time but did not
Dean Koch is in charge of the ten- 6. Badgers.
qualify for the final as the second
nis aspirants and he will call for or- 7. Hershey, Pennsylvania.
ganized practice as soon as the 8. Robert M. Grove. He won exact- heat was much faster and occupied
the first four places. In the mile run
ly 300 before retiring.
weather man permits .
Joseph Morgan finished fifth in a
field of eight.
Untarnished Score
BASKETBALL SCHEDULE
B. S. T. C. possesses an enviable
As of today there are eleven baseball games carded for B. S. T. C. The track record. During the last seven
sch edule will probably be altered , as the season progresses. The team will years the Huskies have not been defeated in dual competition, accumucontinue to function during the summer months.
lating a total of twenty-three conseApril 15—Lehigh—(Rain)
Away
cutive wins over such teams as MuhApril 22—Bucknell—(6-9)
Home
lenberg,
East Stroudsburg, SusqueApril 29—Elizabethtown
Home
,
hanna
West
Chester and B.ucknell.
May 6—Muhl enberg
Home
The
track
schedule
for this season is
May 10—Eliz abethtown
Away
still
in
the
tentative
stage, conseMay 20—Bucknell
Away
qu
ently
ready
it
is
not
for publicaMay 24—Muhlenberg
Away
tion.
May 27—Olmstead Air Force
Home
Coach Buchheit picked five from
May 31—Lehigh
Home
following men to run this afterthe
June 23—Olmstead Air Force
Away
noon
for the Maroon and Gold: EdJuly 22—Penn State
Away
ward Watson, Bob Hamblet, Carl
McHenry, Andr ew Markus, David
Jackson, Richard Smith, Joseph Morgan, John Whi te and Rex Hoffman.
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Busy All Year
Junior—G ee , it's tough . I don't
know wha t to do about ray schoolwork. I can't study in the fall because I gotta play football. Can 't
study in the winter 'ca u se I go tt a
play basketball. And in the spring I
go tta play baseball.
Frosh—Wha t about the summer?
Junior—Can 't study in the summer
because I gotta girl!

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There were so many 4-F's after the
last sport's quiz that we are giving
everyone a chance to be reclassified. I
Allow five points for each correct
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a n swer .
25
4-F
The earth is shrinking at the rate
30
Limi ted Service
of 5 inches every 1,000 years .
35 _
1-A
1. Who won th e 1943 "Most Valuable j
WIPE THAT SNEER OFF HIS FACE /
Player Awards " in t he America n
Leag ue? The National League?
Ten points if you answer them
both.
2. How many miles an hour does a
pi tched baseball travel? 40—95—
113—-128—720.
3. 1936 was the last year in which
the Olympic Games were held,
Name the country that acted as
host.
4. Don 't get discouraged because this
one is a cinch . What is the important stroke in tennis?
5. Oi' course you know that Wuvmevdam is the only man to vault 15
feet or more , but do you know the
greatest height he has vaulted officially ? Was it: 15' 2%"— 15' 4" . Where is the Got!! Capital of 8. We don 't want you to go away
fc V y
mad , so try this one on for size.
Americu? I'm sorry we can 't tell
— 15' 5"— 15' 7 Vr— 15' 8V6 ."
Who was the last pitcher to win WSAVINGS BONDS £ STAMPS
you Unit the course referred to is
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Out of the mist of an April cloud ,
Falling to soak the thawing earth ;
Glossing the grass a silky green;
Mixing below with the river 's fog ;
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sweep ;
Greeted by buds which make May
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Blood to the life March mothered in
Pvt. Loren L. Collins wrote a jolly
birth;
letter which we meant to publish in
Striped with a beauty seldom seen;
Gluttonous mud sops her up like a the last issue; but somehow our limited problem caused the "good wine "
hog;
of our column to be cut out. This
Swelling rain comes flooding the
time we'll start with Loren's letter:
deep.
GO AHEAD , "CHIPPS. "
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Wha t would this world be if:
A head of cabbage wore a hat.
The feet on a ruler wore shoes.
The hands on a clock wore gloves.
The chair legs had hair .
The eyes of a potato wore glasses.
A light plug could _socket.
If people could eat track meet.

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Pvt. Loren L. Collins.
Yes! I was transferred from the
Engineers to the Air Corps. But that
isn't all. I was given a position as
Photo Technician at the Base, Photo
Lab. I am very enthused over my
new assignment and I am acquiring
knowledge that will prove very helpful and beneficial to me in my hobby
af ter the war. Gosh! But I will be
glad when this is over.
I have approxima tely twenty more
months to go here in the Aleutians.
J Men! Have you ever lived in a
without a beautiful red head
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or a gorgeous brunette, or a golden
• blond maiden to cast your eyes upon
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the street and say, "Oh! I thought
you were Marjori e." Well, I am , and
I don 't like it. I know I didn 't take
much
interest in women while I was
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but I never dreamed , at
that time, it would go to this ex: treme. Did yo u?
We have a few nurses here, bu t I
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not an officer , I am just a Buck
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But we all hope some day
our
dream
will come true and we
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a damsel again.

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Lt . Edward Walinchus.
Visi ted the Shakespearian memorials—his burial place, his wife's and
moth er 's bir thplaces, etc. Little did
I drea m I'd see these places when I
sa t in Miss Shaw 's Lit. class. I even
wrote an essay on Strafford-on-Avon
for her. In general everything is
quite ancient here and old fashioned ,
though the people are kind and
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here in North Carolina. It really
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Danville
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I' ve met a few of the fellows from
B . S. T, C. h ere in N. C, Leo Cn rt er
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was qui te a football star.
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and all the rest of my friends.
I am attached to a medicine unit
and like it very much.
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Tha t the college students were
very happy to have Lt. Stew Yorks
and Sgt . Larry Doster on campus
again. It seemed like old times.
That Phil Yeany j ust received his
commission in the Army Air Corps
and is also among one of our welcome visitors on campus. Jerry Fritz,
Clay ton Patterson and Davy Jones
were back two weeks ago. Lt. Jones
was certainly glad to see that his red
pajam as were still flying in the tree.
They are a faded lavendar by now,
though.
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That Ginger Rogers says weekends in Bloomsburg are rather boring these days.
Tha t we were slow in telling you
about Peggy Heness being engaged to
Pv t. Joseph Stoddard who is stationed at New Jersey.
That Betsy Smith has to get up at
6 :00 o 'clock every- morning except
Saturday and Sunday to go to Berwick; and that even on Saturday and
Sunday she sets her clock for 6:00
so that she can have the pleasure of
turning it off , telling it j ust exactly
where to go , and finally turning over
to sleep some more. It sounds like
a good idea—in fact , I now hear that
move student teachers are trying it.
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"Wings Over Bloomsburg " stepped
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t raveled to ' Berwick High School on
Wednesday mornin g , Ap ril 19.
Lt. John Koch before showing the
film spoke on the changes airplanes
will brim * In the world after the
war , Students at the end of the
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