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RAIGUEL CLAIMS U.S. ABOUT 2000 TEACHERS EXPECTED
MUST ADOPT SOCIAL ON CAMPUS FOR P.S.E.A. CONVENTION
PROGRAM IN FUTURE
GOLD

DECISION

IMPORTANT

No Immediate Danger of Conf lict
Dr. George Earle Raiguel addressed a house filled to capacity at B. S.
T. C. Friday, March 8 on current
economic and social trends. In addition to college students, members of
the County School Directors Association and members of the commu ni ty
attended.
Dr. Raiguel stated that issues in
Congress are economic rather then
political , and he emphasized that a
great many compromises would be
made because our country is divided
into sections and this sectionalism
would make necessary compromises
on our social and economic problems.
In declaring that the future state
would be a welfare state, he meant
that this country must adopt a social
program such as unemployment insurance and old age pensions. Congress will then adopt measures of
this nature. The big problem in the
future lies in the fact that this social
legislation will bring about the accumulation of huge funds and the problem would consist of using these funds
without competing at the same time
with private industry.
The government must take care of
t he people, but it must not become a
permanent policy. He was opposed
to the government paying higher
wages than paid by private industry
because it would lead to socialism in
the end.
He maintained that the gold decision handed down by the Supreme
Court was their most important one.
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VIOLET BROWN ELECTED
PRESIDENT OF Y. W. C. A.
Ait the meeting of the Y. W. C. A.
on Wednesday evening, the first four
officers of the Y. W. C. A. for next
year were elected toy members of the
Association:
President, Violet Brown
V. President, Mary Jane Fink
Secretary, Helen Merri x
Treasurer, Gladys Brennan
At a business meeting of the Cabinet immediatel y following the election of officers , the Chairmen of Committees, which constitute the other
Cabinet officers , were appointed by
the Cabinet:
Corresponding Sec, Thelma Moody
Devotional , Amanda Babb
Social, Verna Jones
Social Service, Kathryn VanAuker
World Fellowship, Helen Weaver
.Bible, Mildred Auten
Publicity, Ruth Wagner
Music, Marie Foust
Student Christian Movement Representative, Mary Lou Enterlino,
On Wednesday evening, March 27,
tho new Cabinet officers will be installed. A special program is being
prepared for this occasion'. Mr.
Charles Albert, formerly a member of
our college faculty, and a great
friend to the Y. W. C. A. will be tho
apoaker at tho installation services.
All women students of the college and
momboiis of the faculty aro Invited to
bo prosent.

Read The
Editorials On
Sportsm anshi p

Principal Educators of NorthEIGHT HUNDRED POST
Convention District
CARDS BEING MAILED AN: eastern
Will Meet On Local Cam pus,
NOUNCING COM. CONTEST March 29 and 30; Dr. James
Installment Date For Fraternity
Eight hundred postcards are being

mailed ou t t o teachers annou ncing the
fifth ann u al com m ercial con test t o be
held M ay 3, 4, 1935. Last year this
even t was att ended by 165 high school

students and 50 commercial teachers.
Thirty high schools were represented.
Inquiries have already begun to arrive regarding the possibilities of entering as the number of schools is

limiWI +n 9.R.

Contest examinations will be held in
bookkeeping, shorthand , typewriting,
business arithmetic, and business law.
The business law contest is unique in
that in only one other state are students tested in this subject. That is
at the State Teachers College, Greeley,
Colorado , which has held contests in
that subject for a number of years.
The Junior Chamber of Commerce
is sponsoring the contest. The examinations are being compiled by the
following faculty members of the Department of Commerce: Mr. Forney—
Business Arithmetic and Bookkeeping; Miss Murphy — Typewriting;
Miss Hoke—Shorthand; and Mr. Andruss—Business Law.

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The in st allation of a Chapt er of
Pi Omega Pi on the campus is being
planned to be held the evening of
May 4, or Alumni Day, May 25. The
original intention of having the Fraternity installed on March 30 during
the time that the teachers of the
Northeastern Convention District of
Pennsylvania will be here has been
changed since it is impossible for Mr.
R. F. Webb, Staite Teachers College,
Indiana , to be in Bloomsburg on that
date. Mr. Webb is' to install the Fraternity.

27TH ANNUAL CONVENTION
COLUMBIA CO. DIRECTORS
The twenty-seventh convention of
the School Directors of Columbia
county was held at B. S. T. C. on Friday 'March 8. Professor J, Y. Shambach , Dr. Francis B. Haas, and Dr.
Earl Raiguel were the three speakers
scheduled on the program. Two addresses were made by Professor
Shambach. Dr. Haas, in his address
raised three question: first , "For what
individuals is the state to provide
public schools?" Second , "What is the
nature of the schooling to be ?" Third ,
"How is the cost to be financed? " In
answering tho first question Dr. Haas
said that; school s should be provided
"for all citizens until vocationally
competent. " Nature of tho schooling
should be "adapted to the needs and
abilities of the individual and the social order. " Tho cost Is to be financed "by equalizing: the burdon of support among all the citizens. " There
are threo alternatives for theso questIons. Dr. Haas said , "Provide for larger groups permanently on roliof ,
provide for a new program of public

N. Rule Among Those Who
Will Attend ; Classes For Week
To Terminate After Last Period, Thursday, Mar ch 28.

The Northeast ern Conven t ion of the
P. S. E. A. will be held at the Bloomsburg Staite Teachers College on Mar.
29 and 30 and will bring to the college one of the largest conventions
that has ever been held in B. S. T. C.
A crowd of 1500 to 2000 is expected, representing the schools of the
Northeastern Convention District.
The theme of t he program is "Character Education As An Essential
Constant Factor In Any Epoch of Social and Economic Change."
The General Sessions will be held
at 3:45 and at 7:30 on Friday afternoon and evening, and at 10:30 on
Saturday morning. .The Departmental and sectional meetings will begin
at 2:00 P. M. Friday and at 9:00
o'clock on Saturday morning.
Important personages who will attend are : Dr. James N. Rule, Dr. Ben
G. Graham, Dr. F. W. Wright, Dr.
Jay B. Nash, Dr. G. T. Holcomb, Frederic Snyder, John Tallmadge, Naomi
V. Hade, W. Harmon Wilson, C. W.
•Lillilbridge.
There will be no classes on Friday
and Saturday of that week for college
students.
education on the college level. There
are now in Pennsylvania about 200,000
boys and girls without educational or
vocational opportunities. This is
on e of th e big ed u ca t io n al proble m s
confronting the state."
Dr. Raiguel addressed a large
crowd of town-folks and students in
addition to members of the convention on current economic and social
problems.

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LACKAWANNA COUNTY
ALUMNI ASSQG ATION
MEETS AT SGRANTOr

As the 1935 college year draws
t o a close , we find the Obi t er , which
is really a record of college life,
also nearing its completion. ,
The Obiter staff takes this opportunity to inform all Freshmen that MEMBERS OF FACULTY THERE
this is the onl y Obiter that will
contain pictures of them wearing College Octette Pleases Au dience
their customs.
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¦Let the 1935 Obiter help you reThe Lackawanna County organizamember May Day, the H allowe'en tion of the Bloomsiburg Alumni held a
Dance, Dramatic Club Plays, Ath- banquet in the Hotel Casey at Scranletic events, and the various ac- ton last Saturday evening. Several
tivities in which you yourself play- members of our faculty and our studed a part.
ent body attended the dinner and were
presented to the two hundred and
twenty-five persons present.
In his t alk , Dr. Haas, the principal speaker of the evening, said that
today American civilization has developed a need for certain' institutions
such as the church , school , governYesterday in chapel the Junior set ment, and family life. Democracy dea high mark for the rest of the class- pends entirely upon education ; the
es to shoot at when they present their two are geared together.
programs. Under the capable direc- Mr. Fenstemaker, edi tor of the
tion of Robert Savage and Frances Alumni Quarterly, extended greetRiggs a varied program of comedy ings from the general Alumni Asand music entertained an interested sociation , and Dean Sutliff extended
audience.
the greetings of the faculty. Judge .
Following very closely the original Lewis presented to the group,. Dr.
story, a parody on Uncle Tom's Cabin Kehr, Miss M oore, Miss Ranson , and
with all the characters including the Dr. North.
bloodhounds was artistically present- The men's double quartet composed
ed in five acts. As the curtain parted, of Messers. Makowski, Michael, HinUncle Tom OOh'arles Michael ) joyfully ey, McK echnie, Wolfe , Kershner,and
sang, "Old Man River ", as he picked iSaltzer, with John Andreas at the
his plentiful cotton crop, which was piano , sang "Those Old Pals of Ours";
molested by a single boll weevil (Earl "There 's a Tav ern in the Town"; and
Kershner).
"Johnie Smoker".
In the second scen e Liz a was seen Jack Beck, as president of the Studcrossing the ice, apparently unworri- ent G overnment, extended greetings
ed about the pursuing bloodhounds, from the student body and thanked
for she sang beautifully, "Walking in the graduates for their interest in
A Winter Wonderland", as she bal- our school. In his talk, Mr. Beck
anced herself fi rst on on e ice cake and told of the many campus activities
then on another. As she disappear- now in progress.
ed in the distance, the baying of the
Charlotte Hochberg, president of
ibloodhounds became quite distinct, and Waller Hall, told of the activities of
Simon Legree (Sam Cohen ) with his the women students. She described
trusty bloodhounds appeared in close the system of student government
pursuit of the runaway. Neither did now in operation and told of the imLegree seem too interested in his duty provement in the dormitory and of
for he stopped and sat down long new accommodations for the day
enough to sing "Sittin ' on A Log and women.
A Pettin ' My Dog".
The most tragic scene of all was

"UNCLE TOM'S CABIN" UNDER PAR0DYJ1Y JR. CLASS

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SUCCESS AGAIN MARKS KIWANIS-ROTARY NITE

The Kiwanis-Rotary-College program was one of the most enjoyable
this season. All the organizations
made a good showing. The orchestra
and band added spirit to the program ,
while the Waller Hall Models added
pulchritude. The singing of both
choruses and the student body was
exceptionally good.
Auditorium Program
Thursday, March 14, '35
Overture—Allegro—-"Jupiter " Symphony (Mozart), Maroon and Gold Orchestra, Direction Mr. Howard Fenstemaker.
Greetings for Community Government Association—John Beck.
Maroon and Gold—-H.F. & F. H.—
College Ohorus, Direction Miss Harriot M. Moore .
Sound Pictures—Selected,
Menuet Celebre, op. 14, No, 1 (Paderewski) — John Andreas, Department of Music; Direction Mrs. John
Ketner Miller .
The Bells of Youth (Oley Speaks);
The But/terfl y (Cyril Jonklns) —Tho
Women 's Chorus, Direction Miss Har-

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John Ketmer Miller.
Minuet from Jupiter Symphony
(IMozart)—Maroon & Gold Orchestra,
One-Act Play, Speaking To Father
(George Ade). Scene, Office of the
Pickering Pickle Company. Players :
Caroline, Betty Chalfant; Edward ,
William Shuttj Mr. Pickering, William Morgan ; Mrs. Pickering, Jean
Reese j The Professor, Thomas Davis.
Presented by Alpha Psi Omega Fraternity, Direction Miss Alice Johnson,
Search Me, Oh God (Arthur Foote)
O Turn Thee - from "Gallia " (Charles Gounod)—'College Chorus and
Orchestra,
How Can I Leave Thoe (ThuringIan Folk Song), The Trumpeter (Dlx)
—The Glee Club , Direction Miss Harriet M, Moore,
Collogo Specialties—Waller Hall
iStylo Show—Gertrude Dermody and
Models. Piano, Anno Qulgley
Collogo Medley—Woodrow Lltwhller and Frank Pompolo.
Lustpiol Overture (Keler-Bola)—
Maroon and Gold Band , Direction Mr.

SENIORS , MILLVILLE H. S.
VISIT CAMPUS AS GUESTS
OF WALLER HALL GIRL S

The Senior Class of the Millville
High School, in charge of Miss De
Mott, a Bloomsburg Alumni of 1932,
visited the College last Friday. Mr.
Koch balked to the class on the general Idea and set-up of the State Teachers College. Later they were taken
to various classrooms.
The class was served lunch in the
dining room wheve Bernard Kafchlnsky, Francis Rompolo, Charlotte
Hochberg, and Eleanor Morri s acted
as hosts and hostesses respectively.
After lunch they were taken to the
Training School, Science Hall , and
other points of Interest about ' the
Campus; VJolet Brown and Verna
Morowski were the guides.
Howard Fenstemaker.
Old Bloomsburg (H.F, & F. H.)
—College Chorus , Accompanied by
Maroon and Gold Band,
Alma Mater (J, H. Dennis)—Audience ami College Chorus, Accompanied
by Maroon and Gold Band.
March - Stars ami Stripes Forever OSouaa)—Maroon and Gold Band.
Dance in College Gymnasium.

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Managing Editor
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Exchange
Girls' Sports
Features
Sports

EXECUTIV E BOARD
EDITORIAL STAFF

Bernard J. Young
Howard P. Bevilacqua

Daniel Jones
Sara Shuman, Jean Reese
Julia Schlegel
Walter Hiney, Ernest Lau
John Gress, Charles Michael, Gilbert Kline.
MANAGERIAL STAFF
Office Manager
Stanley Heimbach
Circulation
Bennet Dry, Sa m Cohen
REPORTERS
Veda Mericle, Gladys Rhinard, Helen Hartman, Amanda Walsh,
Josephine Magee, Jacob K otch , R obert Diehl, John Sandel, George
Sharp, Jay Pursel , Stasia Zola, Agnes Ryan, Jane M anhart, William
Turnow , Jane Lockard , Elizabeth Feinour, Jack K ot ch , Kathryn John,
H. T. Nelson.
TYPISTS
Howard Waite, Rosebud Golder, Florine M oo re, Betty Harter, Amanda Babb.
FACULTY COMMITTEE
S. L. Wilson
Miss_ Pearl M ason

Published During the School Year 1934 and 1935 by the Students of the Bloomsburg
Stale Teaehef s College

A COOPERATIVE PROJECT
Some time ago in chapel one of the candidates for editor of the Maroon and Gold proposed that our College newspaper sponsor the establishment of publica tions in those high schools in our service area where there are
now no means of literary expression.
Almost simultaneous with this suggestion was the inauguration of a
plan whereby two schools which could not otherwise afford publications are
now given space in the town paper for their weekly newspaper.
The two schools—fiVTifflinville and Nescopeck reacted to the plan and
have shown the possibilities of print cooperation of a town newspaper. The
newspaper lending this cooperation to the public schools is commended by
the Maroon and Gold for having initiated what may lead to better understanding and closer relationship between public school systems and state
citizens.
Of equal value is the extended opportunity for pupils in smaller communities to become acquainted with journalism , not only of their own school
but also of the world in general. It is reasonable to believe that those pupils will, upon reading their own sections in the paper drift more or less
unconsciously into columns having to do with outside affairs.

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JU ST A THOUGHT

Now that the basketball schedule has been completed and the baseball , tr ack an d te nnis seaso n s are a r ou n d t he co rn er, it might be well to direct a few words to our athletes, instead of to the student body, as has bee n
the case in the past.
You have, at some time or other, heard of r idic u le a n d sco r n bei n g
ai m ed at t he ph ysically fi t i n div i d u als , who did not represent their Alma
Mater in spoi'ts, but who played the role of spectators at athletic contests.
They have been accused of being "poor sports."
What is your conception of good sportsmanship ? Is it of one who
competes for a position on an athletic squad , and after having gained that
berth , refuses to give his all to his team and to his College ? Should not
the fellow possesses enough intellect to refrain from entering athletics,
when he knows that he cannot meet the requirements of the game.

EDITORIA L SHORTS
Much reaction to the recent announcement of a proposed cut in appropriation of the fourteen state teachers colleges indicates the true sentiment
of the citizens of Pennsylvania in regard to the professional training of teachors.
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Practically every newspaper in the state commenting on the proposal
opposed any such legislation as destructive to the cause of public education.
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And now comes a more recent report to the effect that Governor Earle
will study thoroughly the situ ation of teachers colleges not only as a group
but individually. Ho foresees the possibility of economizing for the state
•b y closing some of tho institutions which are not functioning to best advantage,
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His recent proposal is likewise meeting with much disapproval by tho
newspapers, which seem to be In favor of not only keeping the doors of all
tho Institutions open but also Increasing the appropriation.
Probably a study of tho alumni record s of tho fourteon colleges would
add to the opposition now rapidly mounting. Even our own students would
bo somewhat surprised to know tho destinies of teachers college Btudents.
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Wo estimato that there aro at least 8,500 students getting college educations who would otherwise be unemployed —all because state teachers collogos are close to all majo r towns and cities.

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Comm ents and crit icism s have been mad e as to the lack of sch ool
spirit and support on the part of the student body. If the performers in a
contest are themselves lacking in spirit and interest, as has been th e case
on a number of occasions , the reaction of the members of the College Community can readily be understood.
Let us not lose sight of the fact that we have many fine Sportsmen
on our Athletic Squads here at Bloomsburg, and that those who have succeeded in and who have been responsible for the breaking down of the morale of the teams are but few in number.
We owe much thanks and appreciation to Coach Buchheit and the
men who have brought sports back to Mt. Olympus, but u nless care is taken ,
there will be a retrogression of Athletics at Bloomsburg.
, The spectator owes it to the athlete, and Jhe a thle t e shou ld likewise
consider the specta t or , and the criticisms should be constructive on the part
of both. With this point in mind , you are bound to follow the old slogan "If
you can't boost, don 't knock!"

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N ear shady wall a rose on ce grew,
Budded and blossomed in God's f ree
ligh t .
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Watered and fed by morning dew,
Shedding its sweetness day and
night.
As it grew and blossomed fair and tall
Slowly rising to loftier height,
It cam e t o a crevice in the wall
Through wh ich there shone a beam
of light.
Onward it crept with added strength
Wi th neve r a though t of fear or
pride,
It followed the light through the crevice's length
And u nfolded itself on the other side.

The light, the dew, the broadening
view
During the past few weeks we have heard much talk concerning the
Were found the same as they were
possibility of a decrease in the appropriations for the State Teachers Colbefore
leges. There has even been a rumor that a number of the teachers institu- And it lost itself in beauties new,
tions will be abandoned after the present term. That the problem of appro- Breathing its fragrance more and
priations for our teachers colleges is of vital interest to all of us can not
more.
be denied.
Shall claim of death cause us to grieve
That the little things in life are those that count the most seems to
And make our courage faint and
be the idea foremost in the minds of some of our interested students. These
fall ?
persons feel that even in this late stage in 'the game each of us can do his Nay ! Let us fai th and hope receive,
part. How ? Quite frequently all of us unconsciously or consciously leave
The rose still grows beyond the
the li gh t s burning in one room or anothgr .. Often the lights in the day
wall.
rooms , the lava t ories , and gym locker rooms make the meter buzz the whole
day long. Insignificant as this seems when considering a single day 's light Scattering fragrance far and wide,
Just as it did in days of yore
bill , in the course of a year, or even a month, a tremendous difference ocJ
us
t as it did on the other side ,
curs.
Just as it will for evermore.
We m ight also be less wasteful and more conservative in our use of the
—The Wanderer
paper towels provided for us. Certainly we need not use them to shine our
shoes. Thinking about these things, together with being caref.ul abou t other
The Return
school property, might aid all of us. As much as we hate to do things in a
"cheap manner " we can well afford to think seriously of these little things, if
The sunrise gold is beautiful
not for our own good, for the good of others.
But fades into the day
The
sunset red is wonderful
A NEW IDEA
Yet that too dies , away.
( From, Ken t Sta t er, Kent College, Ohio)
Growth of the student government movement reached its highest peak
thus far attained when the Tenth Annual Congress of the National Student
Federation of America convened in Boston during last Christmas vacation.
The voice of the large number of deleegates assembled was as one on
major issue of the conven tion: that student governments should have more
control and power vested in them now in the hands of college administratoi's. Not only did the student representatives, most of t hem leaders on
t heir respect ive campu ses, voice this issue but Dr. Henry N. MaoCracken,
president of Vassar College and a prominent figure in the educational world,
expressed many of the ideas adopted by the students in his keynote address
to the Congress when he urged colleges throughout the United States to extend more power to student council leaders, thereby aid them to gain not only valuable governmental experience but to inject more liberalism into the college system. President Franklin D. Roosevelt, in a message to the Congress,
also urged furtherance of the student government plan.
However, the NSFA is not trying to dictate to the faculty and administrative units of the college but merely requests these bodies to allow the
student a chance to control himself th rough the Student Council, thereby
placing him in a position somewhat similar to that into which he will be
shoved soon after graduation.

GOVERNMENT BY THE STUDENTS
Pittsburg, Kans. (NSFA)—By a sweeping major ity vote in all four
classes at aKnsas State Teachers College, a compromise plan for student
government, to be inaugurated next fall , was adopted after assembly yesterday. Containing most of the primary features of tho plans ofTerod by the
Council and the Senate at earlier conventions, tho new systom of government provides for more and differen t representation.
The plan is as follows: one member shall bo elected by tho Pan-Hellenic Council, one by the Inter-fraternity council , one by each class, the four
class presidents ex ofFicio , and three members elected at large. Of the three
elected at large, the man and woman with the highest votes of the two
¦sexes shall be chosen, with the third member the next highest in number
of votes received.
Prosentod to tho classes, convened after assembly, by the presidents,
the amendment was carried by a majority of about four to one. It is tho
product of the work of tho Council Wednosday evening.
The Council mooting that time , held to discuss all plans submitted in
convention and to select a final one to be submitted for the student voto,
was attended by sovoral students not on the Council.
Two plans which had received tho largest voto of confidence at the
last convention were given primary consideration and the amendment passed
yesterday represents a compromise between them.
In several respects tho amendment ratified by the students represents
a swooping chango from tho present syatom, which provides that each class
shall elect two members to the Council, The new system provides that the
new council shall bo almost twice as largo in numbers as the prosent one, It
will not go into olToct until next fall.

The morning dew is fresh and pure
Still it evaporat es
The fleecy clouds are always sure
To change their bulky shapes.
All nature changes; ever more
The night shall turn to day
The young grow old the old restore
To earth its common clay.
—Sam Cohen

PENN 'S W OO DLAND NAMES
There are many regions having
names which attract the attention of
even the most casual reader, but it is
obvious that Pennsylvania 's districts,
counties, towns, and cities cause the
names of other regions to "fade from
the picture ".
There are so many types of names
that it would be more profitabl e to
sel ect som e speci fi c t ype , with which
we are more or less familiar, than to
endeavor to discuss all the array of
the entire field. Therfore we shall
consider only those names which have
some historical significance or traditional derivation.
Chilasquaque Croek is a name closely associated with the sport of duck
hunting. According to legend an Indian happened along that creek on a
cold winter day and found a duck frozen In the thick ice of the creek. He
named the creek, "Frozen Duck", or
"Chilasquaque Creek",
Stillwater Borough wasi named from
the condition of Mie water in tho nearby crook. ' Fisherman should be attracted to the banks of Fishing Creek.
The turbulent nature of the two
streams led to the name "Roaring
Crook", and "Roaring Brook", reHpectlvoly. The green appoaranco of
tho water in another crook led to tho
name, "Green Creel;,". The dark tinted water of the tlmber-shadod "Raven
Crook " gavo it its name,
Montour County was named after
the "French Montour 's" that Inter
married with the "Indian Princesses"
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DETROIT TI6ERS SELL KAFGHINSK N SPR NG SPORTS CARDS HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL TOURNEY.
DEAL WITH CLEVELAND NDIAHS PROMISE COMPETITION
BEGINS III GYM THIS MORNING
Strong Baseball Team Is Foreseen, With Many Veterans and
Wealth of Good New Material;
More Tennis Mat ches This
f.g. f.p. t.p. avg.
Season.

INDIVIDUAL SCORING

Aft er * Completing Current College Term Cobby Will Don
Togs of Zanesville , Ohi o,
Team, Member of Middle Atlantic League.
Ruckle
Bernard Kafchinski , known in professional baseball circles as Bernie J.
(Elmer The Great) Cobb has been
sold by the Detroit Tigers in a deal
with the Cleveland Indians and will
go t o the Z anesville, Ohio, farm of
that club in May.
Cobb has made an enviable name
for himself in professional baseball
and is expected to go places soon.
While under ownership of the Tigers
last year he played first base with the
Charlestown, South * Carolina, Senators, a class B team in the Middle Atlantic League.
It was in that city tha t Cobb made

a name for himself in professional
ball , he having lead the league in bat-

ting all season until he was hit in the
jaw by a pitched ball and forced from
play for the remainder of the season. His average during most of the
season stood at about .400 or over in
'batting and about .985 in fielding.
Zanesville Winning Nine
The Zanesville club, to which Cobb
will report after the close of the college t erm this year, has always placed a championship nine on the field.
Last season they finished in first place
in the same circuit in which Cobb played—bhe Middle Atlantic League.
The following clipping comes from
a Charlest own, S.C., newspaper: »
"Bernard J. (Elmer The Great )
Cobb is a fine ball player, and because
he admit s the fac t, he has been dubbed Elmer The Great by Kanawha
Park bleacherites—a monicker that
is sure to stand as long as he performs in Oharlestown livery. The bespectacled Pennsylvanian is the liveliest piece of baseball goods ever to
strut into that park and, although he
is chided almost constantly, club officials, manager Charlie Nievergall and
all others concerned , are gla d t o hav e
him around this year.
"Bernie's 'ridin g' dates as far
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TEAM 12 WINS_ 2ND HALF
In Intramural

Ca ge Playoffs

Captain Slaven's quintet had little
difficulty defeating their opponents in
the second-half intra-mural basketball play-off. Line and Slaven led
the attack for team No. 12, Harmon
and Shrope, under a strong defense
wore held down to five points each.
Both teams showed a great improvement in basketball skill, compared to that of the beginning of the
season, which proves to us that intramural basketball is an important
sport.
Team 12
G. F. T.
Slaven
5 2-4 12
Line
7 0-3 14
Troutman
8 0-2 6
Morgan
1 2-8 4
Maczuga
1 1-2 8
Team 1
Kupstas
Harmon
Reagan
Schrope
Suppe

17
G.
1
1
1
2
0
5

5-14 89
F. T.
0-0 2
8-4 5
1-2 8
1-8 5
0-2 0
4-11 15

FOR SEASON '34 '35

Blackburn
Kundra
:
Phillips
Krauss
Blass
Withka
Shakofski
Riley
:
Vershinski
Reed
Washeleski
Rowlands
Gering
Litwhiler

66
41
14
32
13
22
4
2
2
2
10
8
1
0
0

42 174 11.6
6 88 6.3
8 36 6.0
12 76 5.0
6 32 4.5
12 56 4.3
0 8 4.0
0 4 4.0
0 4 4.0
3 7 3.5
10 30 2.5
5 21 1.5
2 4 1.3
1 1 1.0
1 1 1.0

1NTERCLASSHTRAGK MEET
FOR FIRST WEEK IN APRIL
Sophomores Won 1934 Meet
The Inter-class Track Meet, an
event which precedes the regular
track schedule, will be held April 3, 4
and 5. At that time men will be selected to represent the various positions on the track team. Different
track event s will be held on each of
the three days. All students are eligible to enter the meet, and each may
participate in as many events as he
wishes. There is no limit to the
number of men that each class may
enter. In scoring the first four places
count five , t hree, two and one points
respectively. Thus a class may take
all four places in an event and receive eleven points.
Last year the Sophomore class won
first place with 59* points to its credit. The Seniors had 47 points, the
Freshmen 44 5 point s, and the Juniors
14 points. The standing of the classes of this year will be determined by
the members participating. Although
it is still early it is not too early to
urge each class to "talk up " this
event to its members and try to discover their potentialities.
There are only a few members of
last year's track team left, and so
there are excellent opportunities for
securing team positions. The track
men from last year who are again
with us are Captain Sell, Bertoldi ,
Blass, Cohen, Lau , Line, Howell ,
"Woody " Litwhiler, Webb and Young.
Sell and Bertoldi , two of the best runners Bloomsburg has ever had, will
participate in their last season with
B.S.T.C.
Even though there are only three
meets with other state teachers colleges in addition to the state track
meet the success of the track team
will not be determined by the number of meets engaged in but rather by
the number won and the new records
established. Last year the track team
won every meet and took fourth place
in the state meet at West Chester.
Several new records were also established. iMenapace, a two year graduate , won the 100 yard clash in 10.2
seconds, taking over the throne established in 1013. The 100 yard high
hurdles were won by Blass in 15,4 seconds, and the 120 yard high hurdles
by Line in 18.2 seconds. Blass also
made the running broad jump in 21
feet one and one-half inches. Shellmmer , last year 's captain , established
new discus and javellne records by
throwing the discuss 122 feet and four
inches and hurling the javelin 107 feet
nnd eleven inches,

The baseball and tennis schedules
for the spring season of 1935 have
been released by Dr. E. H. Nelson for
publication. The schedules include
dual meets with other state teachers
colleges both ait home and away. In
most cases the two teams will travel
together.
Almost all of last year's men will
again be playing this year. In addit ion , some very promising material
is t o be found in new men which will
help to strengthen the teams. Both
Dr. Nelson, coach of baseball , and
Prof. Koch, coach of t ennis, promise
to produce teams of high calibre
which will provide some real lively
competition with teams from other
colleges. John Butler is manager and
William Turnow assistant manager of
baseball.
The men left over from the baseball team of last year are Dry and
Eokocz, catchers ; Woody Litwhiler,
¦Moleski and Shakofski, pitchers;
Beck, center field; Blackburn, left
field; Van Sickle, right field , Visotski , short stop; Washeleski, first
base; Rompolo , second base; and
Kar shner, third base. Kafchinski,
better known as Cobby, after an absence of one season will again be with
us this year to demonstrate his ability
and power to drive balls over the
laundry . Cobby will probably play
in the outfield this year. Riley and
Finder as infielders , and Danny Litwhiler , Dushanko, and Slaven as pitchers will probably give some added
strength to the team.
The schedules for the two sports
are as follo ws:
Tennis
April 17 (Wed.) Shippensburg Away
Apr. 27 (Sat.) E. Stroudsburg Home
May 1 (Wed.) Mansfield
Away
May 4 (Sat.) Mansfield
Home
May 7 (Tues.) Lock Haven
Away
May 8 (Wed.) Indiana
Away
May 14 (Tues.) Millersville
Home
May 18 (Sat.) Shippensburg Home
May 21 (Tues.) Lock Haven Home
May 22 (Wed.) Millersville
Away
Baseball
Apr. 17 (Wed.) Shippensburg Away
Apr. 26 (Frl.) Kutztown
Home
May 1 (Wed.) Mansfield ¦> Away
May 3 (Fri.) Kutztown
Away
May 4 (Sat.) Mansfield
Home
May, 7 (Tues.) Lock Haven Away
May 8 (Wed.) Indiana
Away
(May 11 (Sat.) E. Stroudsburg Home
May 14 (Tues.) Millersville
Home
IMay 18 (Sat.) Shippensburg Home
May 21 (Tues.) Lock Haven
Home
May 22 (Wed.) Millersville
Away
May 25 (Sat.) Indiana
Home

JAYVEES WIN FINAL GAME
WITH NEWPORT TEACHERS
Saturday night the Jayvees won
their final game by beating the Newport Teachers in a last quarter rally.
On the Teacher 's team were Najaka ,
Krafchick , Stoker, and Kanjorsky, all
former B. S. T. C. ' playors.
Jayvccs
Rowlands, f
7 1-0 16
Litwhiler, f
fl 1-5 18
Slaven, e
7 8-4 17
'Shakofski, g _,
1 0-8
2
Gering, g
„__
0 0-1
0
Totals

21

5-10 47

Sunbur y Orphanage and Ar istes
JAYVEE INDIVIDUAL
First Game at 11:00
SCDR1NG F0R SEASON Play
O' clock; Class "A" Teams BeRowlands
Kundra
Krauss
Shakofski
Litwhiler
Slaven
Finder
Moleski
iGering
Blass
Whitka
Vershinski
Riley

f.g. f.p. t.p. avg.
31 12 74 9.2
29 7 65 10.8
15 2 32 5.3
10 10 30 3.7
8 2 18 3.6
7 3 17 17.0
7 0 14 2.3
5 2 12 6.0
5 0 10 1.2
3 1 7 7.0
2 1 5 2.5
1 0 2 1.0
1 0 2 2.0

gin at 5:00 P.M.

The high school basketball teams
which will participate in the Fourteenth Annual High School Basketball tournament sponsored by the
Lett ermen's Club have been definitely announced by William Reed,,tournament manager. Those participaing will be Frackville, M ontgomery
and Locust Township, winners of
Class A, B, and C, respectively in last
year 's tournament. All those teams taking part have earned a reputation
of playing an excellent brand of baskebball.
The tournament pairings are as
follows :
Class A
Frackville vs. Shenandoah
Sunbury vs. Wyoming
Huskies Lose Final Game , 38-34 Danville
vs. Kulpmont
Luzerne
vs.
Freeland
(Indiana)
Glass B
First Quarter
Montgomery vs. Mt. Carmel Twp.
¦¦
Ruckle
1 Kundra
7
Nescopeck vs. (Opponent to be seRuckle
2 Woodrin g
4 cured)
Washeleski
3 Kundra
8 Upper Augusta Twp. (Sunbury OrBlackburn
5 Ruckle
10 phanage ) vs. Conyngham Twp.
Davis
1 Ruckle
11 Forty Fort vs. Mifflinburg
Davis
2 Blackburn
13
Class C
Secon d Quar t er
Locusit Twp. vs. Rock Glen
Davis
5 Davis
12 'Nuremberg vs. Orangeville
Kundra
14 Green
14 E ach game will last one hour and
D avis
6 R uckle
18 will be played in the following order:
Dick
8 Phillips
19 10 A.M.—Nescopeck vs. (opponent
16 to be secured).
Woodring
10 Woodring
Kundra
16 Ku n dra
21
11 A.M.—Onphanage vs Aristes
Third Qu ar t er
1 P.M.—Locust vs. Rock Glen
Davis
18 Blackburn
23 2 P.M.—Nuremberg vs. OrangeMcDowell
19 Blackburn
24 ville
Ruckle
22 Kundra
26 3 P.M.—.Luzerne vs. Freeland
4 Pj M.—Montgomery vs. Mt. CarDavis
20 Phillips
28
Woodring
22 M c Dowell
26 mel Twp
5 P.M.—Danville vs. Kulpmont
Green
24 McD owell
28
7 P.M.—Forty Fort vs. Mifflinburg
Fourth Quarter
Woodring
30 Ruckle
32 8 P.M.—Sunibury vs. Wyoming
9 P.M.—'Frackville vs. Shenandoah
Dick
32 Davis
35
The
committee to select the allWoodring
33 Davis
36
tournament
team is composed of
Ruckle
29 Blackburn
34
,
B
lackb
u
rn
P
h
illips , Washeleski, and
Ruckle
30 Woodring
38
Reed.
The
scorers
and timers are
Ruckle
31
Heimbach, Phillips, Blackburn, Washeleski, Sell, Slater, and Lang. Other
Newport Teachers
committees are :
Howaney, f
3 0-0
6 Publicity—Young, Howell and KafZ. Najaka , f
6 0-0 12 chinski
A. Najaka, f
0 0-0
0
Advertising — Lau, Harter, and
Rogir, c
4 2-4 10 Mericle
1 0-0
Stoker, g
2
Housing and Dining Room—Beck ,
Kanjorssi , g
5 0-2 10 Schrope and Camera
Krapchick , g
1 0-2
2
Correspondence — Heimbach, Border, and Karschner
Totals
20 2-8 42
Reception — Shakofski, Phillips,
Krauss, and Rompolo
Printing—.Bertoldi and Supchinski
Season tickets for the tournament
are now on sale at one dollar each
In Their Last Away Game , 41-38 and may be secured from any member of the Lettermen 's Club.
In their last game on a foreign
0 0-0 0
count, the Huskies bowed to Kutz- Kern, c
Stout,
g
5 0-1 0
town , by the close margin of three
Dreibelbis,
g
0 0-1 0
points. Outscored during the first
Althouso,
g
2 1-8 5
quarter, when the opponents flashed
a lightning attack, the local quintet
18 5-12 41
failed to overcome the eight point
B.S.T.C.
lead.
G. P. T.
After a determined stand in the Ruckle, f
fl 4-8 10
second quarter, the Huskies remained Blackburn ,
f
1 1-1 8
six counters behind. Again, in the Krauss, f , g
0
0-0 0
thir l quarter the Kutztowners spur- Kundra , c
4
0-2 8
ted 1;o claim an eleven point lead at Blass, c
1
0-0 2
the end of the period. '
Phillips, g
>_ 2 0-0 4
K.S.T.C.
Reed, g, c
1 l-i 8
G, F. T, Washeleski, g
1 0-0 2
F i ster , f
2 1-8 5
Schatf er , f
4 3-4 11
16 6-12 88
McGee, f
0 0-0 0 Bloom
0 10 5 14—88
HnflTner , c
5 0-0 10 Kutztown ;
_17 8 10 0—41

SCHEME PROG. SCORING
TELLS OF INDIANA GAME

HUSKIES BOW TO KUTZTOWN

DAY MEN OF COLLEGE ROMP AND
PLAf lN RRST SOCIAL AFFAIR
CHAPEL SPEECHES

FOUL SHOOTING RECORD OF
DETROIT TIGERS SELL
"B" CLUB OFFERS PRIZES
KAFCH INSKI TO INDIANS
FOR CABIN FLOOR PLAN
RUCKLE MOST IMPR ESSIVE
IN VARSITY PLAY The "B" Club, which for a long ti me
(cont inu ed fro m page 3)
Shak ofski's Record With Jayv ees
Also Impressive; Other Individual Records Compile d.

Success of First Party Held In
Science Hall Social Rooms, Two Speeches Given In Chapel
Assures Organization of Its
By Dr. Kehr Are Here Pre Gering
Continuance In Future ; Cards ,
Litwhiler
sented Upon Request of
Vershinski
Bingo, and Food Feature Fun.
Many Students
Ruckle

The Day Boy 's Orga n i z a t io n held a
party in Science Hall Friday, M arch
8, 1935 at 7:30 P.M. The evening
was most enjoyably passed in playing
games of pinochle and bingo.
Dr. Haas, Dean Koch and Coach
Buchheit,
who is the Dean of Day
'
Boys , gave short interesting talks to
the boys.
J ohn Gress, President of the Day
Boys Organization supervised the
entire affair. He was aided by the
following people. Sam Cohen was
the general chairman. The program
committee was in charge of William S.
Savage (our famous poet) assisted by
Dan J ones , Elmer McKechnie, and
'Blaine Saltzer. Earl Kershner took
care of the card play ing and bingo
along wi th B runner , Rit chie, and Pursel. Very clever prizes were awarded
to the winners of bingo. They say
the grand prize, won by Aero Fett erman , was envied by everybody
there.
The faculty members seemed to
snatch the prizes right away from our
Day Boys. "Tut—Tut— ." Brown and
Gress were in charge of the refreshments which were simply delicious.
Hamburg, cheese sandwiches , pickles , pretzles, "dixie cups and popsickles. " Must have been a real party !

RAIGUEL SPEAKS IN CHAPEL
Continued from f irst page

Contrary to many, it was no t in f avor
of the New Deal , and the Supreme
Court never renders a decision in favor of the rights of the individual
over the rights of the majority.
Huey Long, he con siders , is not ignorant , bu t a keen politician and actually puts his ideas into operation.
Any turning away from Roosevelt
will be in the direction of such men
as Long rather than to the old order.
Dr. Raiguel devoted little time to
international affairs , but cited that
Italy is being allowed to take colonies
in Africa and predicted Germany will
soon demand the return of some of
her colonies in Africa and will get
them. He said that there will be no
immediate danger of a conflict due
to the compromises with Germany.
He said Japan is only doing in Asia
what Italy is being allowed to do in
Africa. China is aware that the occidental powers are not going to war
to save her from Japanese aggressions and is therefore coining to an
agreement with Japan concerning
Manchuria.

"UNCL E TOM'S CABIN"
PARODY BY JUNIOR CLASS
Continued fro m f irst page

the third in which little Eve (Kathvyn
Van Auker) passed away. Realizing
that her end was near, she sang for
us "Tho Last Round-up ", and then
marched off the stage to the tune of
"All God's Children Got Shoes".
Because Uncle Tom refused to pick
cotton In the rain , Simon Logreo whippod him , but TopBy (Kathi'yn John)
accompanied by Harold Hyde, consoled him with a flute solo.
As is usually the case every thing
ended happily, and in tho last scene,
A night in Uncle Tom 's cabin, peace
roigned aR Rompy, CoVby, and Woody,
entertained us with singing, whistling
and instrumental music.

Varsity

1
1
4
65
Kraus
10
Know Thyself
Phillips
21
This ins t ruc t ion by Socra t es to Reed
19
those of his time who asked him how Washeleski
10
they might become wise is good advice Blackburn
14
—
to modern people who wish to be wise Rowlands
5
and really successful. Knowing our- lBlass
31
selves is important because what we Riley
1
are conditions all our contacts with Witka
2
the world outside.
Jayvees
Personal stock-taking can show us
1
what we have that we should get rid Witka
4
of , wha t we have tha t is good and Slaven
3
therefore should be kept, and what Moleski
Shakofski
17
additional items we should acquire.
2
The first point to be considered is Blass
29
our physical self. To use this to the Rowlands
17
best advantage we must obey the laws Kund ra
7
of health but these laws must be Krauss
7
adapted to our individual capacities. Litwhiler
1
The mental self insludes the senses Gering
:
1
which provide a receiving mechanism, Riley
3
the memory or recording mechanism Finder

and the directing mechanism which is
intelligence and will. Some of our
behavior , such as reflexes and ins t inc t s, is automatic by inheritance.
We acquire considerable automatic behavior in the form of habits. The
mind and the will direct what is called voluntary behavioi'.
The individual's motive power lies
in his desires , emotions and will.
"Tell me wha t yo u desire and I can
t ell you what you will become" Emotions give color t o lif e and ext ra
strength in times of need. If expressed they are dangerous because
of their suddenness and violence.
They are equally dangerous if repressed. The individual must learn to give
emotions safe and free expression.
The will gives motive power for the
long pull.
uur stock-taking should also include
our social abili ties and our moral or
religious self.
Knowing ourselves should inspire
us t o develop ou rselves beca u se all
of the aspects of personality may be
improved by attention and effort.
The following items form a "Know
Thyself" test: How is my physical
efficie n cy ? Ar e m y sen ses as ke en as
they migh t be ? Is my recording mecha nism good ? Is it recording good
things ? Am I using all the intelligence I have ? Are my habits my
servant or master? Are my mind and
will in control of my actions ? Are my
desires pulling me forward or
dragging me back ? Are my emotions
wild or tamed ? Is my power strong
enough ?
Am I the Master of my
fate, the Captain of my Soul ? Am I
making myself socially desirable ?
Have I morality or a religion strong
enough to hold me steady ? Am I
satisfied with myself?

has con side r ed bu ilding a cabi n, has back as when he m ade his fi rst t rip
recent ly f urthered i t s plans an d now to Charlestown while playing last

announces a contest open to all members of the College community, including the faculty. The contest is one
involving floor plans for a cabin.
1. All plans should be made on
graph paper and should be drawn to
scale.
2. Final date of acceptance will be
April 15th , 1935. Plans can be handed in to any member of the committee or M iss Mc Ca m mon , in a sealed
envelope.
3. Estimated cost of the cabin
should not exceed $1,000.
4. Cabin to accommodate 50 people.
Prizes will be awai'ded to the six
best plans:
$5.00 for the first prize
$1.00 for the next five
Judges for the contest:
Mr. Hartline—Professor of Sciences
Mr. Keller—Director of Art
Mr. Nelson—Health Director
Mr. Fisher — Director of Art,
Bloomsburg High School
Me mbers of the committ ee: Irene
Smith, Kathryn Brobst, Betty Harter,
Rosebud Golder.

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season with the Huntington Boosters.
H e whis t led , shout ed and kep t the
Booster infield fighting from the start
in every game , regardless of the deficit, and t he Sena t or fan s ad mire hi m
for it and were interested in him
enough to pour it on him from the
bleachers. For every wise crack, however, he banged out a triple or performed a miracle in the field to quell
his alleged enemies.
(
"Bernie hit around the .340 mark
for Huntingdon last season and turned in a .985 fielding average. Due
to the fact that he wears glasses
he must be discounted some five or
ten points in batting as the cheaters
do more harm than good under the
lights. When he hits, he gets distance
from his blows and is at his best in
the clutches.
Also Champion Whistler
Not only is Cobb a good ball player
so far as running up the score is concerned but he also has proved to be
a dra wing card , being the champion
whistler of .the Middle Atlantic League. "Stormy Weather" seems t o
have been his favorite before the
games. Whether it had any connection with the doubles he slammed out
in the games to follow no one is quite
able to determine. Bloomsburg fans
will be glad to learn that he will play
with the College nine during the coming season.

examples of Indian names. There is
a wealth of names which I have not
PENN'S WOODLAND
endeavored to discuss, bu t this brief
treatise gives us a cross-section of
Continued from second page
typical Pennsylvanian names and their
of that region. Muncy, Nescopeck, ori gins.
and Nanticoke were named from tribes
of Indians of that name respectively.
The borough of Kittaning came
from the Indian path which ran thru
that place. Catawissa was named from
an Indian hunter who killed several
fat- deer at-that place and- called it
• Hello again ". . ; (No , this isn't the Jello program) . . . It seems that
the Indian name Catawissa which no matter how hard we study, the marks get lower . . . Guess we'll just have
means "growing fat". The Indians to start reading textbooks at the breakfast table instead of the morning panamed a place "seven moun t ains " or per . . .
"Shickshinny". The bubbling sound
Dr. Raiguel has come and gone again . . . How about giving him two
of underground water caused that
hours
next
time ? . . . Seems as though he just gets started on his very inplace to be called "ru n ning wat er " or
teresting talks when he has to stop . . . Only one more entertainment course
"Tamaqua ". The "fiats" along the
Sands, 'way off in April . . .
Susquehanna were named "big plains " feature scheduled for this year — Dorothy
Four weeks and six days until Easter vacation begins . . . It lasts six
or "Wyomi ng ". The name of the hamlet of Van Camp came from the fact days . . . April 18 to 24 . .. Guess we can wait that long—don't know what
that Moses Van Campen was cap- we could do about it anyway . . •
tured by Indians and spent the night
Snow is gone for this year — we hope! . . . Did you see the white
at that place. Warrior Run , Sinking shoes popping out last week ? . . . Most of them worn by the Berwick con-

KAMPUS KULM

one's vocation is important. Hobbies an d special i nt er est s are real
helps toward happiness. The person
with a variety of interesting activities waiting for him has provided
himself with insurance against boredom and narrowness. Humor and tolerance ease the strain of life and
therefore make for happiness.
The road to happiness cannot travelled alone. We need friends—the
greater variety the better. There are
friends whom we need , those who need
us, and our "pals". Riches of the
mind and the ability to see beauty
everywhere will add to happiness.
The technique of enjoyment includes
learning to enjoy simple things, learning to enjoy a variety of things, and
learning to enjoy without possessing.
Selfishness and happiness cannot
exist
together. An uneasy conscience
The Until] to Hnppiness
is
a
sure
source of happiness. Our
The search for happiness is universal. Real happiness should be last- luiiTH are enemies oi nappiness. we
ing and strong enough to overcome can rid of fears by facing them honthe darker experiences of life. The estly, by bringing to bear our knowattaining of happiness is not easy. It ledge, our sense of humor and our will ,
must bo developed from within our- and by developing all tho courage we
selves out of our present experience. can.
The following are a few practical
In order to be happy most poople
hints about finding and keeping tho need a vital religion. This should
road to happiness: We should keep give us assurance that tho world wo
our physical efficiency at as high a live In Is reasonable nm\ governed by
level as possible, A help toward hap- law, assurance that tho world 1b fundpiness is a planned life, that 1b ,, a Hfo amontally good , help in making somewith purpoao, organization and sys- thing of ourselvos , and help in moottem. One way of insuring ourselves ing crisis, disaster and death which
against unhnppinosa is to make wiso sooner or later come into everyone 's
provision for the future. Tho choico experience.
of

1

tingent . . . Pretty soon the boys will venture out with theirs on . . . And the
familiar exercises of cleaning will be in vogue again . . .
Is McKechnie right 1 . . . For eleven weeks Mac and the girl friend visit the movies to see the serial thriller . . , and are duly thrilled and impressed by the sight of the villain throwing people over cliffs and tying them on
railroad tracks, etc., in the approved serial picture manner . . . And finally
comes the last chapter — the twelfth week . . . and the identity of the "Ratler" (the villain in person) is to be revealed . . . Down go Mac and Charlotte
. . . on Friday . . . and wait patiently for two hours, only to discover that
they came on the wrong day —it was only on Saturday! . . .
And another Kiwanis-Rotary night is history . . . Did you enjoy it?
. . . If you didn 't , there must be something wrong . . . Better see a doctor .
. . Wh at's happening around here, anyway ? . . . We dance later every dance
. . . Maybe by the time we get to the Senior Ball, the last one this year, we
can stay till 2 or 3 A, M. ? ? ? (Cross your fingers , knock on wood) . . .
In two weeks it will be crowded around here as Mussolini would like
to have it in Italy . , . Two thousand teachers ! . . . Where are we going to>
put them? . . . Of course we won't have any classes, will we Dean ? . . .
Basketball team drops last game , . . Today the high school tournam ent starts . . . Basketball from ten in the morning till ten at night . . .
Lots of good teams this year . . . Even Bertokll's homo town is in . . . Probab l y w i ll b attle i t out with Klin ger 's Alma Mater . . . (Rock Glen vs. Nuromburg) , . . each toam will have at least one rooter . . .

And soon the tra ck t eam will b e chasin g around the track , throwin g
javelins, discus, polo vaulting, etc. . . . Tommy Vershtnskl will be with our'
team this year . . . Tommy is state champ in tho discuss . . .
The first annual Da y Boys' party was a great success . . .more hamburgers than could be eaten . . . An il ice cream I Oh my I . . . Day men will
b o ins p ired by a ph o to of Mao West ( chr o me frame , lar ge size , guaranteed not
to , rust , 25c ) which was won by Aerio Fettorman. This modest young man
won the bingo contoat and received Mae for his troubles . . . Aerlo bashfully
offered to end ow tho day room with the photo . . .
Bogo rra , lads . . . we'll havo to woar our greon tios to church Sunday
—i t's Saint Patr-rick's Dayl . , . Strange as it may seem, Bruno Novalc thinks
of cows when he thinks of cattle . . . At loast that's what he said in geography
class . . . and Charlie (Hnw-Haw ) Michaels thought Valual was a Hawaiian danco , until informod by Dr. Russell that it is a town in Africa . . .