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The Why of Freshman
Cus toms In Our College
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Men and Women of College Express Their Opinions ; An
Interesting Topic.
JUNIOR CHAMBER OF
COMMERCE HOLDS OUTING
VERSION OF "THE Bloomsburg Def eats
Mansf ield 12- 0
BOHEMIAN GIRL"
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WELL RECEIVED NEW FRATERNITY
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ORGANIZED IN B.S.T C.
Line Bucks and Off-Tackles Slices
Predominate ; Parents Day
Observed at Mansfield.
The Quarte t Pleases a Capacity
Audience; Was Presented
Gamma Theta Upsilon Appears on
Sports Was an Important Feature ;
Frida
y
Evening.
on
College Campus ; Purpose of
THOMAS AND KREITZER STAR
INTERVIEWED BY SARAH LENTZ Unanimousl y Decided to Hold
Fraternity
is
Four-Fold.
More Outings in Future .
As the first number of the College
The question of Freshmen Customs
has for a long time been a topic of
interesting discussion at College. We
were anxious to get before the studen t body, especially the first year
students, the thought of our representative bodies of student activity,
on the purpose of Freshmen Customs.
With the following opinions as
"thOught-pfovofcefs " We want everyone to give his attention to "Customs" for within the next few weeks
we are going to ask, "How Can Customs Be Improved? "
Henry Warman.
"Customs enable a student to adapt
himself to college life. "
Mary Betterly.
"Customs aid Freshmen to get accustomed to college life. "
Jack Hall.
"Customs afford the Freshmen an
opportuni ty to become acquainted ,
and
also
eliminate
some
of
the
brusque manner brought to college
from high school. "
Alex Shepela.
"Customs afford an opportunity for
students to learn self-discipline. "
George Rinker.
"C ust oms de t ermine whe t her , in the
rush and hurry of college life, a studen t will sink or swim."
Marion E. Hinkel.
"Freshmen Customs are a test of
real sportsmanship. "
From these statements it would
seem that the pui'pose of customs is
to en able t he new st uden t s t o more
quickly adap t themselves to college
life.
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Y. M. C. A. VOD-VIL
Tonight the Y. M. C. A. will hold
its annual Vod-Vil show in the College A uditorium. Those of the student body who have in past years
witnessed this performance , kno w
what is in store for them, To the
Freshmen of the College we can only
say that you will not be disappointed
in the entertainment that we offer.
Tickets may bo obtained from the
cabinet members of the Y. W. C. A.
and Y. M. C. A.
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HOME-COMING DAY TO
BE HELD NOVEMB ER 14
Now is the time to invite your
friends to bo your guests at our
annual Homo-Coming Day celebration on November 14, Plan s
aro now being made for this big
day, whon old grads ronow their
acquaintances and walk about the
campus talking of the good old
days.
Stroudsburg will be our guosts
—ovon though wo hopo to (lofoat
thorn on tho gridiron that afternoon ,
Thovo doubtloss will bo tho usual dlnnor and dance in the evening,
entertainment course "The Bohemian
Girl ," by Balf e, was presented by the
Opera Comique Company on Friday
evening before a capacity house.
"The Bohemian Girl " was first proJrced in London , November 27, 1843 ,
at Drury Lane. It was translated
into various European languages and
was one of the few English operas to
be well received in critical Germany.
In France the opera secured for
Balfe the Cross of the Legion of
Honor .
The Friday evening audience gave
every evidence of thoroughly enjoying the opera , although chorus and
orchestra were lacking, and the opera
itself was so condensed that the story
was lost before the close of the performance.
Perhaps the most artistic work of
the performance was heard in the
quartet near the close of the second
act , and in the ensemble number "Silence, Silencb, tha I_idy Moon. "
The annual picnic of the Junior
Chamber of Commerce was held on
October 15 at Spring Brook , between
Numidia and Catawissa.
There was something doing every
minute of the afternoon. The feature of the day was the baseball
game staged by the "Cardinals " and
the "A's." Naturally the "Cardinals"
had to win 8-5. You should have seen
Miss Murphy swat that ball—just like
"Pepper " Martin. As for Mr. Andruss—"he never fails." Mr. Clark
stood on the sidelines acting as enthusiastic rooter and umpire.
I hose who liked dancing made
good use of the new pavilion , while
the swimming enthusiasts took a dip
to find the water was "not so hot."
After two hours of romping, eats
were , to say the least, welcome. The
menu consisted of "doggies" and
buns, pickles, coffee , marshraallo*.vs
and frui t. Our "chief cook and bottle washer " was Frosh Gress who certainly knows his job when it comes to
giving service and washing dishes.
For those who could st and it af t er
eating, there were more games and
dancing Dusk forced a tired but re- Several Musical Or gani zations Are
luctant group to decamp. Before
Well Under Wa yj Expect
leaving it was unanimously deFifty-Piece Band Soon.
cided thei"e should be many such outings in the future.
This year , with the addition of a
n
newly organized oand , there are three
musical organizations belonging to
the Maroon and Gold Instrumental
Association. Thu Maroon and Gold
Both Teams Are Good and Have Orchestra and the Maroon and Gold
Good Records to Uphold.
Dance Orchestra are under the leadership of Mr. Howard Fenstemaker.
Tomorrow Bloomsbu rg faces one of
The new band is under the leaderthe toughest opponents on its football ship of Professor Llewellyn , head of
sched ule this year in the form of a the Music Department of Berwick
strong California team. Last year High School , who has offered his serCalifornia won by two touchdowns. vices twice a week for the local orHow it was done is of no importance ganization.
now. The fact still remains that the
The first meeting of the band was
deed was accomplished and this Sat- held Tuesday, September 29, and the
urday our team must show us that turnout looked good. At the present
under different circumstances it is time there are thirty-five members
possible to come through victoriously. ready to play, with fifteen declaring
To make any prediction as to the out- thoir intentions to study tho course
come of the game would be unfair. in instrumental mimic which is offerBoth teams are good and have good ed to new band mombers.
records to uphold. May the best toam
It is the aim of the Association to
win.
'.n it a fifty-piece band on the platThe probable line up of B, S, T. ?orm before Christmas,
C. is :—
Patterson and Wozney, ends ; Byei'H and Kanjovski , tackles; Jones and INTER-FRATERNITY MEETING
Turso, guards; Yozviak , contor, The
Tho Iota Chapter of Phi Sigma Pi
baekfiold will probably consist of
has
fo r one of tho highlights of its
Warman , Kroitzor , Jaffln , Thomas.
yenvly program an inter-fratovnity
mooting with Omlcron Chapter at
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Shipponsburg. The reason for this
mooting is to further a fooling of
good-fellowship botweon tho memThe Travel Club , with Miss Cainp- bers of tho .two fraternities. This
boll as faculty advisor , has mot with- mooting coincides with tho Bloomsout electing club officers because of burg-ShipponsburK football gamo and
tho scarcity of mombers. Now mom- this fact furnishes an additional inbovs aro wantod. Hovo is your oppor- centive for making tho trip. To data
tunity to do some travelling and Btill sovontoon members have signified
consovv o youv onorgy , Tho Club Is thoir intention of goinw. It seems m
going to enjoy second-hand travel by if our Chapter is in for a rathor biff
moans of intoroBting talks by Jionost- dny and shall cortalnly give evidence
to-goodnoss travellers.
of their school spirit.
"KING" BATON REIGNS
IN SCIENCE HALL
FOOTBALL TOMORROW
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TRAVEL CLUB SEEKS MEMBERS
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The Delta Chapter of Gamma
Theta Upsilon was officially installed
Friday evening, October 16, 1931.
Dr. H. Harrison Russell, acting for
the Alpha Chapter , at Illinois State
Normal University, Normal , Illinois ,
organized the fraternity and installed its officers.
Gamma Theta Upsilon is a professional organization in the field of
geography and is national in its
scope. The purpose of this fraternity is four-fold :
1. To further professional interest
in geography by affording a common organization for those interested in the field.
2. To strengthen student and professional training by covering
subjects other than those of the
classroom and laboratory.
3. To advance the professional
status of geography as a cul tural
and as a practical subject for
study and investigation.
4. To create and administer a loan
fund for furthering study in the
field of geography.
The officers elected for the year
1931-32 are :—
President _
Chas. F. Hensley
Vice-President _ Wm. Edgar Artman
Secretary ... .
Melba Beck
Treasurer ..
. Alfred L. Vandling
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CLASSES ORGANIZE
Officers of Various Classes Are Now
Elected For Year.
The Sophomore, Junior and Senior
Classes have been organized and the
class advisors elected.
The Senior Class officers are:—
President , Saul Gutter; Vice-President , James Johns; Secretary, Sarah
Zimmerman ; Treasurer , Jack Adamson. Mr. Nelson is class advisor.
The Junior Class have elected the
follo wing officers :—President, Chas.
Hensley; Vice-President , Leo Yozviak ; Secretary, Mary McCawloy;
Treasurer , William James. The class
advisor is Mr. Fenstemaker,
Tho Sophomore ofneors are:—PreBidont , Alfred Vandling; Vice-Prosldont , Mark Peifor; Secretary, Tholin a
Knuuss; Treasuror , Joseph Gribbon.
Mr. Keller has been chosen class advisor.
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ANNOUNCEMENT
The 1032 Obiter is being offered to
all faculty and underclassmen for tho
sum of five dollars ($5.00). A down
paymont of ono dollar ($1,00) may
be paid ut tho Obitor Ofilco any noon
from 12:30 to 1:00 o'clock, or will bo
rocoivod by any mombor of tho staff
at any timo.
The first deposit is requir ed by
November 15th, the total to be paid
by February 1st.
Before a goodly crowd of fond par ents who came to Mansfield last Saturday to help their children celebrate
"Parents Day " and a football victory
over Bloomsburg—well , why go into
a flowery dissertation on the celebra tion . It didn 't occur, for Bloom upset the "dope " and trounced Mansfield to the tune of 12-0.
From the kick-off, Bloom , on a gcr.ies of line bucks and off -tackle slices,
advanced to the 20-yard line and
with but 3 yards to go for a first
down some overly anxious Bloom
linesman "slugged " an opponen t and
Bloom was forced to punt ou t of
bounds from the 35-yard line. Mansfield was held for downs and punted
to the 50-yard line. Not to be denied ,
Bloom again started goalward and on
straight line bucks advanced to the
G-yard line from where "Dinny "
Thomas on an off -tackle slice took it
over for the first score of the game.
Captain Warman kicking against the
wind missed a placement for the
extra point. Score G-0.
Bloom then kicked off. On a series of nice reverses Mansfield reached our 20-yard line when Bloom 's
first-string line entered the game and
held for downs on the 15-yard line.
After an exchange of punts , Bloom
received on the 20 -yard line and on
two end runs by Thomas and Jaflin
advanced to the 50-yard line. Kreitzer then plunged for 10 more, but
Mansfield tigh tened , and on an attempted pass over the goal line which
fell shor t, Mansfield received the ball
on the 40-yard line. On a pass and a
15-yard penal ty, Mansfield advanced
to Bloom 's 20-yard line and things
were looking badly for Bloom when
t ho whistle blew , endi ng the half.
M a n sfield 's kick off at the start of
the second half landed over the goal
li ne and was put into play on our 20ya rd line. After an exchange of
punts , Bloom again received on tho
20-ya rd line and advanced 10 yards
but lost the ball on a fumble. On tho
first play Mansfield passed to the 15yard line and again threatened to
sco r e, b ut our line held for downs.
Bloom started down the field , but
again wore penalized and forced to
punt , Mansfield receiving on the 50yavd line.
Continued On Page Four
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I PRESIDENT HOOVER
SPEAKS AT B. S. T. C.
That hoadline might be misleading, but it states the truth. On
Monday a radio rocoiving sot was
hooked up in tho Collogo Auditorium so that tho ontiro student
body could hour the President' s*
nddross at tho Yorktown SosquiContonnial colobratlon.
Tho radio audience Joino d the
Yorktown participants in singing
America at tho close of tho inspiring exorcises,
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Member Pennsylvania School Presi
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Scholastic Press Association
Published during the school year of 193]
and 1932 by the students of the Bloomsha rg Dtato Teachers College.
OCTOBER 23, 1931
EXECUTIVE BOARD
Edi tor-in-Chiel
J. Geo. Bruccknran. Jr.
William L. James
Business Manage r
Managing Editoi
Oliver H. Krnpf
EDITOBIAL STAFF
W. Gordo n Wanbaugh
,S;iul Gutter
Iva J e n k i n s
Mai-ion Hinkel
Irene Nuuss
Samli Lents;
Sports
Literary
Social
Girls' Sports
Exchange
Interviews
MANAGERIAL STAFF
Make-Up
Charles F. Hensley
Circulation
Carl Kiggs
Frnuk J. Greiro
Office Jlunager
COFY-WRITERS
Thelma Kna uss
Betty Row
REPORTERS
Anna L. Cl:evitski
Mary E. Bettorly
lu>Iun Hekas
..tliel Keller
Vivian Veany
J oseph, Gribbon
li: hired M. Quick
..ownnl Krictzer
Sheldon Kingsbury
C' uirlottc Osborne
Ilow.-ml DeMott
i'ay Meixell
Helen Merrill
. n . v .met Sj andbrook
Ronald Kceler
TYPISTS
Kuril Bayliff
Ha rriet Snolts
Thclitm Knauss
.awicnce P.Lilt
Ma ude Mae Edwards .j o!:ii Gross
FACULTY COMMITTEE
S. L. Wilson
j . j . fr'is '.ier
I,. H. Clurk
Miss E. E. Shaw
Mi.ss P. L. llasun
ABOUT TEACHERS ' SALARIES
There is a current problem in
which all connected with education
are vitally interested. That is the
reduction of teachers ' salaries.
The people of these sovereign
states entrust to the hands of the
teachers the future of youth , the fu ture of the nation. They expect the
teacher to brin g with him a fair
knowledge of the world , a goodly
sprinkling of its culture so that the
studen ts may benefit from contact
with a person of wide knowledge and
keen in tellect. At the same time
they expect the teacher to exist on a
minimum wage, one which would
meet only the most essential living
expenses.
It a tenener is to represent to tne
stude nts that which is most desirable
in k nowledge and culture , he mus t
travel , read , see cur r e nt shows and
listen to lectures. Ho must constantly study. How is ho to do this? By
means of his proverbial luck of good
looks? You can 't expect a teacher
who is a credit to the profession to
remain even professional very long if
ho h ns to eke out a pittance wage by
doi ng "road-work"—drivi ng a truck
or laying cement for tho State Highway Bureau—durin g his summers.
There is not a community so poor
that it can afl'ord to under-pay its
teachers. If you have tho confiden ce
in tho teacher to qualify him to direct
tho future of tho country 's citizens
you must pny him onough so that ho
tan maintain his qualifications and
improve his scholastic and social
standing' To talk of reducin g tho
tenchors salaries is absurd. For tho
amount of preparation thoy go thru
and the qualities they are oxpoctod to
have, they are still tho poorost paid
of tho professional groups , co ll ogo
trained.
NOISE!
Many movements are on foot looking to the elimination of unnecessary
noise. May we take the initial step
in a new movement to be headed toward the same goal? Can't something be clone about the girls' lockers
on the second floor corridor of Noetling Hall? There seems to be a lot
of unnecessary banging of tin and
shouting from one end of the corridor to the other. You must realize,
that after all , classes are still in session and once in a while the students
in those classes do want to grasp a
word or two of wisdom from the lips
of the teacher.
Of course we realize that there are
different kinds of noises. . Webster
defines noise as "a sound of any sort
whether loud or harsh or low, pleasant or melodious. " That definition
covers a multitude of sins.
Noise may be the honk of an automobile horn or the rich tones of the
highest paid prima donna. It may
be the quiet conversation of bashful
lovers or the. rat-.t at of a riveting
hammer. It may be the sweet melody of a Stradivarius or the booming of ten-inch guns on a politically
maneuvering battleship.
Noise as a general thing, is indicative of life, energy and motion. Inanimate things are noiseless as well
as lifeless. A world without sound
would be a world without life or action. No progress has ever been
imule without e«tj i'es{j oiidi ug iioise in
greater or less degree.
We once knew a professor of geology to whom the most exquisite symphony was just so much noise, but
the sound of his geological hammer
chipping oft" so m e rare spec im en of
pre-historic rock was music to his
ears.
So , after all, this matter of noise
is to some extent at least a question
of individual taste and discrimination. What is pleasant to one is distasteful to another.
Bu t t hen , there is the old axiom
that the empty barrel makes the most
noise, and , it is visually found that
unnecessary noise is produced by unnecessary people. But then , on tho
other side , one might say that a
graveyard is the quietest known
p l ace , yet most of us prefer unnecessary noise to that.
What really started us thinking of
noise seems pretty far oiF just now.
but we must yet back to the subject.
We have almost argued ourselves
into wanting the banging of lockers
and the shrill school-girlish shrieking
of greetings and banter in that old
second . floor corridor.
It gives a
youthfu l twang to the atmosphere.
But couldn 't the rattle of tin be
abandoned , and the gleeful, exhuber
ant chatter reduced to the general
tones of the bashful lovers ' conversation mentioned above?
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CHIT-CHAT
ALUM NI
According to The Strand Courier
if you take the year of your birth
and double it, add 5, multiply by 50,
add your age, add 365, subtract G15,
then the last two figures will be your
age , and the others the year you were
born. Believe it or not , it works, for
we tried it. If you think we're laboring under a mathematical halucination , figure it out for yourself.
"Andy " Luwson , '21, attended the
Kut ztown game with his sister , Lois.
Laura Dei trich , '26, a t eacher at
Camden , N. J., is confined to her
home at Espy.
"Army ' Keller , '30, is teaching
geography at the Harding Junior
High School at Lebanon.
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You know, every once in so often
we feel cynical. Just at the moment
out pet "peeve "' is love. We can 't
remember being recently crossed in
that gentle pastime, but nevertheless our mind keeps mulling over
some choice selections, so here you
have them.
"Men have died from time to time,
and
Worms have eaten them ,—but not
for love."
'"Tis brief my lord , as woman 's love."
—Shakespeare.
"A fool there was, and he
prayer,
m ade a
Even as you and I,
To a rag: and a bone ami a hank of
hair."
"Bucky " Freeman , the little man
of '31, is teaching fourth grade in the
Wilkes-Barre Township schools.
Kathryn Gray bill, '31, is teaching
in
a rural school near Richfield.
"A woman is only a woman , my boy,
But a good cigar is a smoke. "
Dawn Townsend , '31, is teaching
—Kipling at Dallas , Pa.
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A plain swindle is a movie theatre
which advertises a "t a l k i n g"' picture
in which most of the conversation has
been deleted by our censors. The
censorship spoils the picture and
makes us substitute thoughts far
worse than these "cut " inferences.
"Art" McKenzie and Anne Morgan
of the class of '31, visited friends at
the college Saturday the 17th .
"Tom" Henry, '31, is teaching in
Fleetville.
"Bob " Sutliff , '31, delivered an in teresting informal address at the last
educational meeting of Phi Sigma Pi .
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"Muley " Morris, '31, visited the
The California Pelican says "Beautiful legs will be recognized even in "gang " at North Hall Monday, Octowoolen stockings. " Does that go for ber 19.
white cotton stockings, too?
"Steve" "Warren , '30, visi t ed his
roommate, Joe Slominski, Tuesday,
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October 16th.
The poetry class at State Teachers '
Norman Morgan , '31, re t urned t o
College, West Chester, has contributhis
Alma Mater Sunday, October 18.
ed to their "Purple and Gold" what
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they think is the shortest poem in
the world.
Here it is:
Fleas
Adam
Had 'em. '
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Referrin g again to the theme song
of a previous paragraph , here 's a
good one by Tho mas Moore:
"The time I've lost in wooing
In watching and pursuing
The light that lies
In woman 's eyes,
A PRAYER
Has been my hearts undoing.
Tho ugh wisdom oft has sought
Lord
me,
Let me he co nstant
I scorned the lovo she brought
That ia all I ask.
me,
True- to my dreams
My only books,
Lot mo find beauty in tho quiet
Wore woman 's l ooks ,
things.
And folly 's nil they've taught
Let me feel the warm coming of summo. "
in or
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Lot mo bo strong when winter comes.
The clock tolling tho hour atop of
Lot me work at tho meaner tasks
Carver
Hall reminds us of the muezWhile tho distant dream cities art)
zin calling the faithful to prayer.
building.
Only tho clock is throe minutes fast—
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tho faithful of B. S. T. C. are not to
be trusted ,
RAIN
"Shorty " Edmunds, '30, visited the
"gang " at Nor t h Hall , Monday, October 19.
"Dot " Harris, '30, will spend the
week-end at Waller Hall.
Marjorie Orr , Ray Hawkins, Eay
Hodges , Brooke Yeager , Jimmy Williams and Steve Marcin attended the
Mansfield game Saturday the 17th.
That's the spirit alumni !
Ruth . Snyder , Marjorie Mills, Pearl
Quoos , Louise Bombe , Phyllis Coop ey and Florence Blyth attended the
Kutztown game. Keep it up alumni!
Lydia and "Sam" For t ner , '31 and
'30, visited the college the week-end
of October 17th.
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He Dined Out.
You could not know what rain can
moan
Woman— "You aron 't as gallant
Nor how I hoar it;
as you woro whon I was a gal. "
You could not hoo me touch a dream
Man (puffing) — "But you aron 't as
And you not near it,
buoyant as you wero whon I was a
boy, "
Tho ruin is wot , would spoil your
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frock
One of tho ontranco roquiromonts
since 1048
of
Denmark
Tho Kin«B
at Princeton in 1748 was un oral ex- With its soft patter!
named
Frederaltornutoly
So
I
must
sit
and
watch
tho
clock
Irnvo
boon
amination in tho classes ffivon by tho
ick
and
Christian.
And
hour
dreams
shatter.
University.
Pronidont of tho
SNOOPER
Greco should keep biological terms
ou t of his discussion of marketing
proble ms.
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L. C. of Maine, says that if you
feed you r corn to hogs you 'll grow
fa t. Some of our friends should be
more Scotch with their corn where
hogs are concerned.
BOOK REVIEW S
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"LARRY"
Larry was the only son of Mv. and
Mrs. Thomas J. Foster, of Ridgewood ,
N. J. He was graduated from Ridgewood High School when he was eighteen years of age and the following
Sep tember, 1923, he entered Lafayette College. During the summer following his Sophomore year he we*nt
to Arizona. Shortly before his vacation was supposed to have been
ended , he was killed by a run-away
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horse.
Because he revealed his true feelings so frankly on problems that face
every college , st uden t, his views are
intensely in teresting. This collection
of letters, extracts from his diary and
some of his literary works, expounding his theories on religion, school ,
petting, fraterni t ies, etc., is a ra ther
typical cross section of college life.
The author employs a breezy,
youthful , style and the book is entertaining and has some sections which
possess good qualities. It is well
worth anybody 's evening—providing
they have nothing else to do.
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ANTHOLOGY OF WORLD PO ETRY
(Edited by Mark Van Doren)
t itle of this book alone indi eates that the editor has undertaken
a collosal task. This anthology, as
are most anthologies, is very typical.
Not indeed a collect ion of verse ,
which breathes the very soul of poetry, instead a very staid and respectable collection of poetry. Mr. Van
Doren is a very painstaking student
with an infinite eye for detail. Of
course if we are to judge, such qualities are essential for the fulfillment
of the anthologist's craft to the utmost degree.
However as t o the book it self we
must not be too disparaging. The
poems are representative in spite of
Mr. Van Doren 's efforts to make them
seem otherwise. All the old favorites , Shelley, Keats, and in m odern
times Walter De La Mare and Kipling are incl uded in the British section. The editor is entitled to his
selections such as they are, but, however pleased we had been to see Francois Villon included in the Anthology,
we considered the exclusion of Heinrich Pleines verse as unpardonable.
Of the America n sec tion the less
of literature from the Shoshone Indians to George Santayana. However
we look in vain for many of our favori tes.
As a r efere n ce w ork fo r the "student" of poetry it is highly recommended , but anyone who enjoys
reading may by a process of selection
choose a n d disca r d th e chaff f r om the
wheat.
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CALENDAR
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Don 't you hnte the tear-dripping
voice of a whining woman—especially
in class ?
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OCTOBER 23—NOVEMBER 6
S. G. is going to visit a voice culturist to find out what there is about
Friday, October 231
his voico that disturbs people.
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Freshman Elections—4 :00 P. M.
Quoted from the columns of our
Evening—Y. M . C. A. Vod-Vil.
Mansfield contemporary, "Dick Orr
thinks Mansfield girls are horses. Saturday, October 241
Football—California. 2:30 P. M.
Como on , girls, let's give him tho
hee-haw. "
Tuesday, October. 27 >
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President' s Reception to Trustees
We thought the old-fashioned manand Faculty.
norisms of "paying court" to a lady
wero extinct , but nlong comes a cor- Wednesday, October 281
Y. W. C. A. and Y . M. C. A. Mootrospondont who wants to know "For
ings—Science Hall. G s40 P. M.
whom did Thompson buy tho box of
candy?" And then this correspond- Saturday, October 311
on t characteristically romavks, "OVi Football—Lock Haven. 2:30 P. M.
my!"
Wednesday, November 4i
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Y. W. C. A. and Y. M, C. A. MootBob Parkor claims horsos are not
ings—Science Hall. 0 :40 P. M.
qmulrapods and is ready to arguo his
point at length with all comers,
Friday, Novembor 6i
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Dramatic Fraternity Play, "Dear
Bill , how is Naomi those days?
Brutus. "
AMERICANA
By J. O. B.
THE
ITINERANT
VENDOR
A FRENCHMAN'S
LESSON IN ENGLISH
Frenchman :—Ha , my friend ! I
have met one very strange word in
my lesson. Vat you call c-h-o-u-g-h,
eh?
Tutor:—Chuff. A chough is a bird
of the crow family.
Fr. :—Tres bien , c-h-o-u-g-h is chuff
and snuff you spell s-n-o-u-g-h, eh?
Tu. :—Oh, no. Snuff is spelled
s-n-u-f-f. In fact, our words in ough
are a little irregular.
Fr. :—Ah !Very good. 'Tis a beautiful language. C-h-o-u-g-h is chuff.
I will remember. And of course
c-o-u-g-h is kuff. I have one very
bad kuff , eh?
Tu. :—No, that is wrong. We say
kauff , not kuff.
Fr. :—Kautf , eh? Chuff and kauff .
Ver ' well; bu t how do you call
d-o-u-g-h, is it duff?
Tu. :—Not duff.
Fr. :—No? Ah , oui , it is dauff. Ha!
Tu. :—No, d-o-u -g-h spells doe.
Fr. :—Doe ! Sh, bien.
Then
t-o-u-g-h spells toe. My steak is toe.
Tu.:—Oh , no. You should say tuff.
Fr. :—Tuff? Oh, ver ' well. We will
find it out in a while. The thing the
farmer uses—how do you call it—
p -1-o-u-g-h—pluff is it? Ha! You
smile , I must be wrong. Then it is
plauff? No? Ploe?
Tu. :—You are still wrong. It is
plow.
Fr. :—Oh, ver ' well. Plow! I shall
understand soon. Plow, doe , kauff ,
chuff ! But here is one—h-o-u-g-h,
which means the j oint of the leg of
one beast. Do you call it huff?
Tu. :—No.
Fr. :—Hauff ?
Tu. :—No.
Fr. :—Hoe, or How ?
Tu. :—No.
Fr. :—Huff?
Tu. :—No.
Fr. :—Oh, the beau tiful language.
Tell me then , what is h-o-u-g-h.
Tu. :—We pronounce the word
hock.
Fr. :—Hock. Oh. One more word
I have. How do you say r-o-u-g-h ?
Rock? Do you call General Taylor
Rock and Ready? No? Then it is
Scarcely a section of the country
i ts
memory of legions of men who, in
one guise or another , swelled the
ranks of this itinerant commercial
army, one whose ranks are as sadly
depleted as those of the Grand Army
of the Republic.
Many of these vendors were picturesque and interesting characters,
all of whom had fanciful tales to tell
—some of which were true. Some
there were who had queer names and
epithets. There was one in New
York City calld "Dewdrop " because
at all seasons of the year he had a
dewdrop pendan t from the tip of his
nose. There was "Leather Breeches," "Bull Neck," "Gimpy " and many
others.
The vendor afforded the only real
buying oppor tunity for the poor; the
stores of established merchants served only the rich and aristoci% atic.
These vendors hawked almost every
conceivable commodity , each one as
a rule confining his wares strictly to
his own line. There was the charcoal
man , the soap fat man , the pepper
pot man. There were the vendors of
fruits, pins, music,- clocks, clams an d
what-not. There was the scissors
grinder, the chimney sweep, the tinker , the umbrella mender—and many
more itinerant workers and craftsmen.
Today we can still meet some of
these wandering workmen on the
streets of our large cities. There is
the mender of umbrellas with his indescribale cry , the scissors grinder
with his tinkling bell and sing-song
call , the blind maker of brooms and
others. Bu t gone are the picturesque
hawkers of yestryear. They are one
with the memory of the town crier,
the village tavern (with its "mug o'
suds " on the sign post) and the horse
and buggy.
Many of these itinerants had picturesque if not musical songs with
which to regale the ears of the populace at large, t he chan t ing of which Row and Ready?
Tu. :—No! No! It is ruff.
announced their presence to the
Fr. :—And b-o-u-g-h spells buff , eh?
housewife and made a bid for her
patronage. There was the charcoal The buff of a tree.
Tu. :—No that is called "bow. "
m an who we nt around the stree t s of
Fr. :—Ah, the beautiful language!
Philadelphia selling charcoal for
Bu
t I have what you call e-n-o-u-g-h?
lighting fires. He was a besmirched cadger and used to blow loud Enow or enock ?
Tu. :—We say enuft',
blasts on a horn to announce his presence. Bu t this noise so unnerved the
Fr..:—Well that is what I have.
gentle people of this somnolent city Bon jour , monsieur!
that, starting an early habit they
n ever did overcome , they passed an
ordinance to stop the horn. So our
CAPTIVE
energetic charcoal man used u handboll instead and sang a song as noisily as he had blown his horn. The I am a prisoner to unexpressed words,
They tug and tear at my brain.
song was:
Deadly lesions gnawing at my soul ,
Charcoal by the bushel ,
plunge me like a chariot
They
Charcoal by the peck ,
Running amuck without a driver.
Charcoal by the frying pan
And I must follow where they lead.
Or any way you lek!
Then there was the fishmonger They are not ordinary words
Strung meticulously together
wit h his:
In well sounding phrases
Here comes the flshman !
Like the Bible:
Bring out your dishpan ,
Instead , they are a wild unruly lot.
Porgios at five cents a pound!
And a sweet potato man had his At times thero may be only a few
vague paragraphs
ditty :
My horse is blind and he 's got Rattling moodily about in my body
Making hollow meaningless sounds.
no tail,
When he's put in prison I'll go But sometimes they grow so numerous
his bail.
That
they take to fighting among
Yod-dy go, sweot potatoes, oh!
themsolves,
Pif-penny bit a half peck!
There was the far leas olegant It's then I can 't sloop at night.
They have me prisoner,
chant of tho darky garbage man :
Bring out your slops to foed mo My tonguo and pen have with these
words
P igs,
To buy some meat for me nig- A solomn pledge ,
No forco on earth can break this mutgors to eat.
od spoil,
And tho Charleston vendor of porAll
I
can do is watch life pass by
Ifi os sang;
And stand with throbbing pulso.
Porgy walk und porgy talk
And porgy eat with knife and I can 't cry out ,
Two strong muscular words—stand
fork ,
And guard my lips
Got yor nice por-gy !
Moanwhllo the others play leap frog;
Continued On Page Four
in my brain.
but st ill , has i t s local vendor and
THE OLYMPIC GAMES *
In 1932 America will again have
the oppor tunity of witnessing another great athletic fete in the Pasadena Bowl in California. This will
be the second time for the Olympics
to* be held in this country, the firs t
even t taking place at St. Louis in
1904.
The Oly mpic games were started
in 570 B. C. and were regularly organi zed and held as festivals. In this
early period they contained practically the same spor ts as today, bu t some
were known by different names.
They included the torch -race (modern relay), broad j umping, discus
and javelin throwing, wrestling and
boxing. They varied very little from
the presen t day sports and are the
origin of all oi-ganized sport competition. The prizes varied greatly ;
the wreath of olive at Olympai; parsley leaves of Nemtja ; articles of considerable value and , in a few cases,
even money. At Panathenea , the
prize offered was the painted vase
known as Panathenaic amphora e,
from which model all of our present
day prizes are patterned. This trophy
bore on one side a picture of the con test in which the vase was won ; on
the other , the figure of Athena with
the inscription , "From the games at
Athens. "
The games were discontinued for
a number of years but were revived
by a Greek merchant by the name of
A Avcroff in 189(5. The first was
held at Athens anil the stadium was
built to hold 45,000 people. The regular sports were featured. United
States sent five men from Boston and
four from Princeton University.
These entrants succeeded in winning
every event in which they were entered , although none of them held
American championships.
The second mee t was held in Paris
in June. 1900. American athletes
pi'oved their superiority by winning
eighteen of the twenty-four events.
The third meeting was in St. Louis
in 1904 in r-onnection with the
Louisianna I'urchase Exposition.
Americans won the meet, but the
Amei'ican Indians made a good showing, followed by Africans, Moros ,
Patagonians, Syrians and Philipinos.
James Thorpe won the pentathlon by
a margin of fourteen poin ts and the
poin ts
deca thlon with
8 ,412.900
which would have stood as a world's
record had he no t been declared professional for accep ting a small payment for playing a game of baseball.
In t he same year L ouis T ew anani , another American Indian , finished second in the 10,000 meters race. Since
then France has produced one broad
jumpe r and America three who have
beaten 25 feet. Great Britain 's two
best sprinters since the World War
have been a West Indian and a native of British Guiana.
In 1908 the fourth meet was held
in London. It was won by Great Britian. There were no outstanding features except the addition of several
new frames.
The fifth of the series was held in
1912. The United States was first
wi th eighty-five points, Finland second with twenty-nine, and Sweden
third with twenty-seven points.
Because of the war the sixth mooting of tho world' s bes t ath let es t o bo
held in 1910 was cancelled.
The sevonth meet was held in 1920
at Antwerp. America was first , Finla n d seco n d, followed by Sweden and
British Isles. America 's strength lay
in the sprints , hurdles, relays and
ju mps.
Paris in 1024 was again tho contor
of tho Olympics—th o oighth mooting.
Two thousand athletes represented
forty-nvo different nations participated. Tho United States entered in
twonty-sovqn ovonts and scored
twelve first places, making flvo of tho
nine world's rocords established.
The last moot , 1928 , was held in
Amsterdam , whore forty-sovon countries contested. This moot was distinguished by a wltlo distribution of
awards among tho different nations.
The Unitod Statoa made two new
GIRLS' VOLLEYBALL
GOING STRONG
The upperclass gh'ls have come to
the conclusion t hat t he Freshme n are
superior in Volley Ball. Friday, October 9 , the Freshman Team 11 won
a decisive victory from Team 12.
Dot Har t man seemed to be of the
opinion that she was doing her bit by
yelling "Whoopee " while the rest of
her team really played the game to
make the final score 42-14.
Team 13 beat the upper-class Team
1 on Friday. Merrill and Vanhorn
starred for the Frosh. They had to!
They were the only ones of their
team to turn out. The upperclassmen had to loan them three players
to play their game. The score was
50 -22.
In a very uninteresting game i earn
4 lost to Team 3 by a great weakness
in returning the ball. Team 3 served
again and again to be met by fumbles
and blank stares by their opponents.
The fast members of the vic t orious
team rolled up a 50-8 score very easilyIn keen competition Team 7 won
from Team 8 by a 36-22 score. This
was the closest of the games played
thus far and offered more in the way
of excitement to the spectators.
Team 0 lost to Team 5 with a 3617 score. Players on each side did
well , bu t Team 5 outplayed their opponents from the very start.
The compe tition among the girls is
keen , as it should be. At one time
or another during the tournament ,
all girls taking part in Volleyball will
play against one another.
n
! SPOT LIGHT
G0K.DON WANBAUGH
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Speaking of the Mansfield game,
it be more logical to kick
with the wind ;\n d pass against it for
the extra point? One of these days
an extoa point is going to look mighty
big.
wouldn 't
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We are glad to see the B team is
almost as strong as the varsity. The
linemen who started the game played
very good football. It has always
been our con t en t ion tha t an able -bod ied substitute of ability is better than
<* crippled varsity man.
* * *
What our team needs is some good
passing—especially a passer who will
not be "rushed. "
* * *
We would like to see some of the
backs who carry the ball down the
field have an opportunity to take it
across for a touchdown .
1=
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Inciden tally, is it necessary for
some of our linesmen to resort to
slugging and holding to make holes
for our backs? It doesn 't pay, as a
15-yard penal ty for one of these utisportman -like acts may rob Bloom of
a hard earned victory some time.
» * *
If comparative scores mean any thing
Bloom is in for a couple of
THE LAST LAUGH
pleasant afternoons this season.
Lock Haven who plays here October
Slowly , but surely., step by step, 31 , beat Mansfield 34-0. Ihey also
the weary young man made his way defeated Indiana , who in turn trouncAfter the Lock
through the crowded building. Every ed West Chester.
few seconds he would pause to rest, Haven game Bloom goes to Shippensand lean against the side of the build- burg. This aggregation gave Kutzing until he gained strength enough I town a sound lacing, 69-0. As compared with our 32-G victory, things
to continue his jo urney.
Hours later he stopped for his last don 't look so well. We'd like the team
res t before t he orna t e en t rance of a to prove that compai -ative scores
huge red brick building, and then don 't mean a thing.
pulling himself upz-ight, he entered
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the gilded doorway, and as one familiar with every foot of the way,
Starting next year a trailer to carwalked slowly toward the business ry the players is going to be attachmanager's room a t t he back of the cu to the bus.
building.
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Af ter a moment or so of fumbling
pocket
he
pulled
out
a
in an inne r
I wonder if any person has stopped
crumpled check and two small cards ,
to
realize that there is more school
and pushed them through the wicket.
spirit
being shown at this College this
Then with sudden movements, he
year
than
over before. A good exsmacked the young man behind him
on t he nose , kicked a young lady on ample was shown last Saturday at
t he shins , threw his coat over a mid- M an sfield, when by actual count it
dle-aged gentleman 's head, and with was shown that there were 13 faculshouts of glee, went dashing out of ty members and 75 students of B. S.
the building. He had registered at T. C. in attendance at the game, not
forgetting 25 of the alumni members.
E. S. S. T. C.
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— "The Stroud Courier."
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GYM CLASS HAS WEENIE ROAST
Another of Miss McCammon 's famous "Gym Class" hikes took place on
Thursday, October 15. In spite of
shov/ors at intervals of ton minutes ,
all the girls present had a big time
at East Bloomsburg,
Those feeling ambitious walked to
t he sit e of t ho "weenie roast" but the
loss industrious members rode in
state, in Hinkel's "Studio."
"Strunkio " won the tin modal for
eating marshmallows. Wo lost count
at 18, but she was still going strong.
She was followed by a close second in
"Sis" Kramer.
These hikes aro a very fine feature
for tho girls. The weather man has
been agnhist us, but hero 's hoping
that we may onj oy a fow more of
those good times before snow falls.
Olympic rocords, It was at this moot
that women athloteB roally partlcipatod to any groat extent , tho United
States and Canadn sending two of
tho bost toaim competing in the women 's ovonts.
GRANT ME THE PLEASURE
Through the guidance of Prof.
K och , a class fo r beginners in dancing has been organized.
The group is to be divided into two
sec t ion s, those who have had some experience in the art and those who are
novices. Instructions will be given
twice a wcuk and from all indications
it looks as though Tuesday and
Thursday evenings from 7:15 unti l
7:45 will be the time set for instructions.
The sorvlces of Phil Guinard , expert dancing toachor , have been secured. He will be ably assisted by a
number of exper ienced dancers.
So far thero have been almost a
hr.ndrod students who havo expressed
their dosiro to enter tho class which
is open to nil members of the student
body.
Prof, Koch has boen working hard
ulnco tho boffinnins of tho torm to
promoto this new venture and doiiorvos much credit for Its success.
From tho lavgo turnout at tho first
mooting of the cluss, it looks as
though tho number of participants in
our social life will tncroaao considerably in the near future.
FRATERNITY PLAY
Sir James Barrie 's "Dear Brutus,"
a comedy in three acts , will be presented at B. S. T. C, November Gth ,
as a production of the Omicron cast
of the Alpha Psi Omega dramatic
fraterni ty.
Under the capable direction of
Miss Marjorie Keith Stackhouse , a
well-balanced cast of experienced
players has been selected , and all efforts are being made to present one
of the most delightful plays of the
year to the College and its host of
friends.
In "Dear Bru tus " Sir James Barrie applies his flair for the whimsical
and his undispu ted gift for subtlety
to the question of the "second
chance. " He builds for us a unique
situation and carries us through an
interesting story of unusual power to
a dramatic close.
Cast of Characters.
Alice Dearth
Minnie Howeth
Frances Evans
Joanna
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Mrs. Coade
. ._ . ... Ruth Lewis
Mabel Purdie . . . Mary Betterly
Lady Caroline
Eleanor Clapp
Matey
Thomas Coursen
Lob
Edmond Jenkins
Mr. Coade
- Daniel Thomas
Rostand Kelly
Mr. Purdie _ .. .
Dearth
. Jack Hall
Margaret Dearth . Katherine Fritz
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IMPORTANT FACTS
+
WALLER HALL IS SETTL ING
:
DOWN TO HOME MAKING
WHAT OTHER COLLEGES I
ARE DDING
All of the New York State Normal
School's have adop ted a five-division
marking scale, with the use of letters
A, B, C, D which indieute passing
grades, and E which indicates a failure.
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A completely revised chapel system
is promised Lehigh students by the
new Chaplain. "Philosophy and not
religion," he declares, "will be the
keynote of the new courses in Chapel.
The university will not try to in fluence a man 's religious beliefs."
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The students of the Lock Haven
State Teachers College have begun
work on a musical comedy entitled
"For Goodness Sake," which is scheduled for production the firs t part of
November.
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The University of North Carolina
claims the title of the oldest state
universi ty in the country. The school
was chartered 142 years ago and
started operations six years later.
o o o
The Yale trade mark must be re^
Would you believe that $15, 000 moved from all locks placed on any
worth of gold teeth are buried in the buildings on the Harvard campus!
United States a year? Imagine the
o o o
death rate?
Turtle racing is one of the latest
Did you know George Washington fads at the University of California
was a n inventor? He invented a
machine for the farmer.
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* * *
This year Ypsilanti "Normal " beThe bed is the oldest piece of furn- gins
its seventy-ninth year of teachiture we have. They were first used er training.
by the Egyptians, who climbed up to
ooo
them by the use of steps.
For the first time in the history of
* * *
A fish found along: the coast, call- Harverford College, instruction in
ed the candle fish is being used to the use of the library is included in
make gasoline. If this is true fishing the regular college curriculum as a
will be the sport and golf will slowly part of the regular English course.
fade away.
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"Wall Street" received its name
"A big town this! The lire engines
from a wall which was built there run out of gas after driving two
durin g the Dutch settlements.
blocks and the policemen have no
bullets in their pistols."
* * *
High heels arc called French heels
—"The Flashlight. '
Mansfield S. T. C.
because Louis XIV wore them when
he won t to court. He did it to give
o o o
nil impression of height.
"After carefully scrutini zing the
* * *
A historian recently says Queen Freshm e n , we agree that we have a
Elizabeth had mo re than .') ,000 dress- fine bunch of 'Rah ' material this fall. "
—The Indiana Penn.
es in her wardrobe. Oh , t o be an
Eli zabeth !
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The winter season of Waller Hall
opened with a Governing Board meeting on Monday evening, Sep tember
21, 1931.
The mee ting was given over to the
discussion of plans for the coming
year. The heads of committees were
appoin ted , and the committees arc
now ready to go into action.
Plans for Room 319 were discussed
and a committee appointed. Muriel
Thomas is Chairman of the committee which is to be composed of three
Y. W. C. A. members and one Freshman girl. Helen Smith , the treasurer
of the association , is am ex- oflicio
member of the committee. This year
each committee is to have at least
one Freshman member. The Board
deems this advisable because it will
bring the new girls closer to the organization. Room 310 is to be used
as a club room , and it is the aim of
the committee to have it comfortably
furnished and equipped for the recreation of the girls.
This year the dormitory is to be divided into distinct teuntories, over
which one member of the Governing
Board has charge. They will be responsible for the general welfare of
the girls.
The House Committee1 is making
extensive plans for the beautif ying of
Waller Hall. They have been inspired by the excellent improvements
made in the building during the summer Ruth Lewis is the chairman of
this^ committee and will be assisted by
Mercedes Shovlin and Mary Taylor.
The old girls in Waller Hall look forward eagerly to the completion of
the work of the House Committee,
for they know and appreciate the
,2,-reat improvements that have been
made in the dormitory.
The committee on fire regulations
has not been fully organized. Lois
DeMott is our Fire Chief this year
and the rest of the members of the
Fire Squad will be appointed in the
near future.
It is with great anticipation that
Waller Hall looks forward to the new
year. We feel certain that it will be
the most successful year we have
yet had.
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AMERICANA
Continued From Page Three
Perhaps the porgies weren 't as human as this vendor portrayed them ,
but he was , and so were the many
hawkers and vendors who strolled tho
country crying their wares. They
form an interesting page in the history of our country . While their
songs and ballads and*chanted ditties
are less roma ntic than those of the
passi ng cowboy of our frontier west,
or thoso of the fishermen and bucca n ee r s, they are of human interest—part of early American. Now
these songs are dead , and more forgotten than those of the gleoman and
the wandering minstrel of Provencial.
Oh, My Gosh!
,
Scr n nton Pa. After crashing her
DEAD MEN'S TALES
automobile , M iss Ett a Clifford , 87,
was arrested for driving while intoxHe ate everything his wife cooked.
He said he would try anything once. ica ted. She gave her occupation as a
papo rhanger.
He blew out the gas.
No w we know why the gals and
He didn 't know she had a hu sband.
gents from Scrnnton are "that way."
Ho found out it was a live wire.
—The Stroud Courier.
Ho didn 't stick 'em up quick enough.
o
He rocked the bout.
He was drivin g and tulkin g to tho WARNINGS TO THE FRESHMEN
RUMBLE SEATS
girl.
He was a road hog.
,
Liston , my fellow Freshmen
Within the last few years thoro
He didn 't know it was loaded.
Of Seniors you beware ;
He struck a match to ace how much There's tricks thoy pluy on Freshmen lms sprung into boing a mechanical
device which has caused much grief
gas ho had in the tank.
There 's trouble , so bawnre.
since its inception—tho rumble soat,
He was fond of whistlin g, "Yes, We
Lucky indeed is that individual who
Have No BnnanuR , "
And , the Juniors aren 't friendly;
has not suffered in some degree from
lie was a pedestrian who didn 't step They 're like tho Seniors too,
association with ono of thoso folding
quickly enough.
If thoy find out you 're a Froahmnn
prisons. When cars began to contain
He had a habit of readin g tho sub- It's just too bad for you !
thorn , it was considered a rare trout
titles out loud at movies.
He ropoatod tho smart things his And don 't you trust tho Sophomores : to ride in tho nice sunshine and fresh
uir . But now much of this initial forbaby said.
Thoy 'ro not so nico to meot;
vor has boon lost—oxporionco has
He bou ght his wife n rovolvor to Thoy remember last year 's taunts ,
taught us a bitter losson.
shoot burglars with on nights So, to them, rovongo Is sweet.
Roniombor the time you wore
ho was out Into.
caught
in n shower? Tbon tho dust
,
Me wrote stuff lilt o this,
Froshmon
you
worry,
't
But don
and wntor would cako on your clothos
sport bo;
roal
Smile
and
a
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and body. And tho timo you had
Think of tho Froshmon we'll nw»
trying to dodgo tho insects that
hnvo
you
and
mo.
thoy
As
motorist
Scotch
Then thoro is tho
—Chariots Hogan , seemed to bo coming your way. No
who waits for n hot day boforo ho'U
"Stnto Signal. " Ion ffor do wo thrill whon wo hoar
buy gns boeaiiHO ho hoard that things
New Jersey, S. T. C. the wordR "rumble seats."
i"-pand with tho hoat.
THE FAMILY SKELETON
BLOOMSBURG DEFEATS
MANSFIELD—12-0
Continued From Page One
Let us delve into the dust of the
"under-the-stairs " close t, shako
the form of the family skeleton and
see .what the news of yester-year was,
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We certainly have become dignified. Back in 1924 our "Maroon .and
Gold " was called "Bloom-In -News."
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OCTOBER ,
1925.
A boys' "Sympa thy " Orchestra
was organized which played for afterdinner dances. Admission , one nickel.
Them were the good old days!
Under the directorship of Miss
Mildred Boyd , the girls have organized a "Uke " Club.
Freshmen , how would you like
these additional customs?
"On Friday night for one month ,
all eating must be done with the
spoon in the left hand. Attendance
at dinner compulsory. "
"Freshmen may not talk to the elevator boy or loiter in the hall."
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OCTOBER ,
1926.
Betty Brooks, Mu Phi Sigma , is
now teaching in Camrien. Betty is
ju st that pioneer type who seeks
"foreign fields of endeavor. " We all
jo in in wishing her a whole, hearty
success.
Beat Wyoming!
Normal Runs Ruff -Shod Over Freeland! 44 -0.
"Shorty " Edmunds has been chosen as our new cheer-leader.
Bob Sutliff is attending Lafayette.
Enrollment— Seven hundred and
eleven students.
As the fourth quarter started , the
Bloom lirie held and forced Mansfield
to punt. Our line broke through ,
hurrying the kicker , who got off a 6yavd punt across the field—a bad
break for Mansfield—as Thomas on
three successive runs advanced the
ball to the 15-yard line. Mansfield
was penalized 5 yards for holding
and Sopchak advanced to the 5-yard
line for a first down. In three downs,
Bloom advan ced only one yard but
on the fourth down Thomas again
sliced through lef t tackle for a second touchdown. A pass was attempted for the extra point but failed.
Score 12-0.
Bloom kicked off and Mansfield returned to the 50-yard line. On passes they advanced to the 30-yard line
where Yozviak pulled a legal "Jesse
James " act , stealing the ball from a
Mansfield back 's hands.
After another exchange of punts, Jaffin received on his own 40-yard line and
brough t the crowd to their feet by
running the ball back to Mansfield s
25-yard line. On the first play the
whistle blew , ending the game and
probably saving Mansfield from being
scored on again. Score 12-0.
The line-up and summary :
Bloomsburff •
Mansfield
Pattison .
L. E. .. . Sabsbury
Young
L. T. _ _..
Wilson
Perch
L. G. _... Besancey
Yo z viak
. C. . Simms (C)
Kitch _ .
._ .. R. G.
Snyder
Kafchinski __ R. T. ....'
Gamble
Wozney .
R. E.
Bunnell
Warman (C.) Q. B. __
Lloyd
_ .. L. H. B.
Thomas
Sunday
Jaffin _
R. H. B.
Bernett
Krei t zer _ . _ F. B.
. ... Allis
Score by periods:
Bloomsburg . . . 6 0 0 G—12
Mansfield ..
0 0 0 0 —0
Touchdowns—Thomas 2. Referee—
Whea tley, Annapolis; umpire—Hein tel, Susquehanna; head linesman—
Ernes t, Lafayette. Time of periods—
15 minutes.
Substitutions: Bloomsburg—Byers
for Young, T urse for Perch, Jones
for Kitch, Kanjorsik for Kafchinski,
OCTOBER , 1927.
v Kelly for Byers, Sopchak for Kreitzer , Potter for Wozney, Kafchinski
Students Welcome Dr. F. B. Haas ! for Kelly, Beck for Thomas,
Byers
for Kanjorski. Morgan for Sopchak,
The names of some of t he main Yaretski for
Beck, Hall f or
buildings have been changed. The Mansfield—Merva for Sunday,Potter.
Robfront buildi ng, now known as Insti- bey for Wilson , Schalpy for Burnett
,
tute Hall , will be called "Carver Sunday for Allis.
Hall" for Henry Carver , a leader in
the founding of this institution. The
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second building now used as a training school will be called "Noetling
WORK ON OBITER BEGUN
H all ," in honor of the former head of
the Department of Pedagogy, and the
Work on the 1932 Obiter is in full
main building, "Waller Hall ," in
honor of Dr, D. J. Waller , for many swing. Engraving, photography and
printing contracts have all been signyears principal of this school.
ed , and the annual drive for advertisements
will soon be under wny.
West Chester Trounces Locals.
The
Whito
Studio of New York will
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do tho photography for this year 's
The faculty is taking up volley ball annual and will take all individual
under the coaching of Professor photographs during the week of November 9th. Tho Whito Studio has
Koch.
done tho photographic work for the
"Lucky Bag " of Wost Point and the
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"Howitzer " of Annapolis for tho pnst
OCTOB E R, 1928.
throe years.
Individual snap-shots interesting
HIGH-LIGHTS OF THE FRESH- pictures taken 'about theorcampus will
MAN PA JAMA PARADE !
bo gladly rocoivod in tho Obiter office
at any time, Tho staff intonds to run
"Frosh" Wurman told tho girls his a feature section similar to that of
¦whole Ufa 's history by serenading last year 's book , and will try to use
thorn with "Hallolujah! I'm a Bum." all available material.
Tho 1932 Obitor staff is comprisod
"Frosh" Stior and "Frosh" McKatl - of tho following:
John A. Hall—Editor-in-Chiof ,
Catherine II. Smith—Bus. Mgr.
from hoavon. Thoy got itl
Oliver Krapf—Ass 't. Bus. Mgr.
Lois DoMott—ABSOciato Editor.
Bloomsburg Defeats Kutztown.
Holon Smith—Associato Editor.
12-0.
Alviiia Picorolla—Ovg, Editor.
Edmond Smith—Photo Editor,
Jamos Joseph Johns wont to ScranMorris Doflavon—Ass't, Photo Edton over tho woolc-ond to got a haircut. Evon a Freshman should think itor.
Dosda John—Art Editor.
of a bettor ono than that.
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The Why of Freshman
Cus toms In Our College
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Men and Women of College Express Their Opinions ; An
Interesting Topic.
JUNIOR CHAMBER OF
COMMERCE HOLDS OUTING
VERSION OF "THE Bloomsburg Def eats
Mansf ield 12- 0
BOHEMIAN GIRL"
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WELL RECEIVED NEW FRATERNITY
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ORGANIZED IN B.S.T C.
Line Bucks and Off-Tackles Slices
Predominate ; Parents Day
Observed at Mansfield.
The Quarte t Pleases a Capacity
Audience; Was Presented
Gamma Theta Upsilon Appears on
Sports Was an Important Feature ;
Frida
y
Evening.
on
College Campus ; Purpose of
THOMAS AND KREITZER STAR
INTERVIEWED BY SARAH LENTZ Unanimousl y Decided to Hold
Fraternity
is
Four-Fold.
More Outings in Future .
As the first number of the College
The question of Freshmen Customs
has for a long time been a topic of
interesting discussion at College. We
were anxious to get before the studen t body, especially the first year
students, the thought of our representative bodies of student activity,
on the purpose of Freshmen Customs.
With the following opinions as
"thOught-pfovofcefs " We want everyone to give his attention to "Customs" for within the next few weeks
we are going to ask, "How Can Customs Be Improved? "
Henry Warman.
"Customs enable a student to adapt
himself to college life. "
Mary Betterly.
"Customs aid Freshmen to get accustomed to college life. "
Jack Hall.
"Customs afford the Freshmen an
opportuni ty to become acquainted ,
and
also
eliminate
some
of
the
brusque manner brought to college
from high school. "
Alex Shepela.
"Customs afford an opportunity for
students to learn self-discipline. "
George Rinker.
"C ust oms de t ermine whe t her , in the
rush and hurry of college life, a studen t will sink or swim."
Marion E. Hinkel.
"Freshmen Customs are a test of
real sportsmanship. "
From these statements it would
seem that the pui'pose of customs is
to en able t he new st uden t s t o more
quickly adap t themselves to college
life.
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Y. M. C. A. VOD-VIL
Tonight the Y. M. C. A. will hold
its annual Vod-Vil show in the College A uditorium. Those of the student body who have in past years
witnessed this performance , kno w
what is in store for them, To the
Freshmen of the College we can only
say that you will not be disappointed
in the entertainment that we offer.
Tickets may bo obtained from the
cabinet members of the Y. W. C. A.
and Y. M. C. A.
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HOME-COMING DAY TO
BE HELD NOVEMB ER 14
Now is the time to invite your
friends to bo your guests at our
annual Homo-Coming Day celebration on November 14, Plan s
aro now being made for this big
day, whon old grads ronow their
acquaintances and walk about the
campus talking of the good old
days.
Stroudsburg will be our guosts
—ovon though wo hopo to (lofoat
thorn on tho gridiron that afternoon ,
Thovo doubtloss will bo tho usual dlnnor and dance in the evening,
entertainment course "The Bohemian
Girl ," by Balf e, was presented by the
Opera Comique Company on Friday
evening before a capacity house.
"The Bohemian Girl " was first proJrced in London , November 27, 1843 ,
at Drury Lane. It was translated
into various European languages and
was one of the few English operas to
be well received in critical Germany.
In France the opera secured for
Balfe the Cross of the Legion of
Honor .
The Friday evening audience gave
every evidence of thoroughly enjoying the opera , although chorus and
orchestra were lacking, and the opera
itself was so condensed that the story
was lost before the close of the performance.
Perhaps the most artistic work of
the performance was heard in the
quartet near the close of the second
act , and in the ensemble number "Silence, Silencb, tha I_idy Moon. "
The annual picnic of the Junior
Chamber of Commerce was held on
October 15 at Spring Brook , between
Numidia and Catawissa.
There was something doing every
minute of the afternoon. The feature of the day was the baseball
game staged by the "Cardinals " and
the "A's." Naturally the "Cardinals"
had to win 8-5. You should have seen
Miss Murphy swat that ball—just like
"Pepper " Martin. As for Mr. Andruss—"he never fails." Mr. Clark
stood on the sidelines acting as enthusiastic rooter and umpire.
I hose who liked dancing made
good use of the new pavilion , while
the swimming enthusiasts took a dip
to find the water was "not so hot."
After two hours of romping, eats
were , to say the least, welcome. The
menu consisted of "doggies" and
buns, pickles, coffee , marshraallo*.vs
and frui t. Our "chief cook and bottle washer " was Frosh Gress who certainly knows his job when it comes to
giving service and washing dishes.
For those who could st and it af t er
eating, there were more games and
dancing Dusk forced a tired but re- Several Musical Or gani zations Are
luctant group to decamp. Before
Well Under Wa yj Expect
leaving it was unanimously deFifty-Piece Band Soon.
cided thei"e should be many such outings in the future.
This year , with the addition of a
n
newly organized oand , there are three
musical organizations belonging to
the Maroon and Gold Instrumental
Association. Thu Maroon and Gold
Both Teams Are Good and Have Orchestra and the Maroon and Gold
Good Records to Uphold.
Dance Orchestra are under the leadership of Mr. Howard Fenstemaker.
Tomorrow Bloomsbu rg faces one of
The new band is under the leaderthe toughest opponents on its football ship of Professor Llewellyn , head of
sched ule this year in the form of a the Music Department of Berwick
strong California team. Last year High School , who has offered his serCalifornia won by two touchdowns. vices twice a week for the local orHow it was done is of no importance ganization.
now. The fact still remains that the
The first meeting of the band was
deed was accomplished and this Sat- held Tuesday, September 29, and the
urday our team must show us that turnout looked good. At the present
under different circumstances it is time there are thirty-five members
possible to come through victoriously. ready to play, with fifteen declaring
To make any prediction as to the out- thoir intentions to study tho course
come of the game would be unfair. in instrumental mimic which is offerBoth teams are good and have good ed to new band mombers.
records to uphold. May the best toam
It is the aim of the Association to
win.
'.n it a fifty-piece band on the platThe probable line up of B, S, T. ?orm before Christmas,
C. is :—
Patterson and Wozney, ends ; Byei'H and Kanjovski , tackles; Jones and INTER-FRATERNITY MEETING
Turso, guards; Yozviak , contor, The
Tho Iota Chapter of Phi Sigma Pi
baekfiold will probably consist of
has
fo r one of tho highlights of its
Warman , Kroitzor , Jaffln , Thomas.
yenvly program an inter-fratovnity
mooting with Omlcron Chapter at
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Shipponsburg. The reason for this
mooting is to further a fooling of
good-fellowship botweon tho memThe Travel Club , with Miss Cainp- bers of tho .two fraternities. This
boll as faculty advisor , has mot with- mooting coincides with tho Bloomsout electing club officers because of burg-ShipponsburK football gamo and
tho scarcity of mombers. Now mom- this fact furnishes an additional inbovs aro wantod. Hovo is your oppor- centive for making tho trip. To data
tunity to do some travelling and Btill sovontoon members have signified
consovv o youv onorgy , Tho Club Is thoir intention of goinw. It seems m
going to enjoy second-hand travel by if our Chapter is in for a rathor biff
moans of intoroBting talks by Jionost- dny and shall cortalnly give evidence
to-goodnoss travellers.
of their school spirit.
"KING" BATON REIGNS
IN SCIENCE HALL
FOOTBALL TOMORROW
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TRAVEL CLUB SEEKS MEMBERS
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The Delta Chapter of Gamma
Theta Upsilon was officially installed
Friday evening, October 16, 1931.
Dr. H. Harrison Russell, acting for
the Alpha Chapter , at Illinois State
Normal University, Normal , Illinois ,
organized the fraternity and installed its officers.
Gamma Theta Upsilon is a professional organization in the field of
geography and is national in its
scope. The purpose of this fraternity is four-fold :
1. To further professional interest
in geography by affording a common organization for those interested in the field.
2. To strengthen student and professional training by covering
subjects other than those of the
classroom and laboratory.
3. To advance the professional
status of geography as a cul tural
and as a practical subject for
study and investigation.
4. To create and administer a loan
fund for furthering study in the
field of geography.
The officers elected for the year
1931-32 are :—
President _
Chas. F. Hensley
Vice-President _ Wm. Edgar Artman
Secretary ... .
Melba Beck
Treasurer ..
. Alfred L. Vandling
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CLASSES ORGANIZE
Officers of Various Classes Are Now
Elected For Year.
The Sophomore, Junior and Senior
Classes have been organized and the
class advisors elected.
The Senior Class officers are:—
President , Saul Gutter; Vice-President , James Johns; Secretary, Sarah
Zimmerman ; Treasurer , Jack Adamson. Mr. Nelson is class advisor.
The Junior Class have elected the
follo wing officers :—President, Chas.
Hensley; Vice-President , Leo Yozviak ; Secretary, Mary McCawloy;
Treasurer , William James. The class
advisor is Mr. Fenstemaker,
Tho Sophomore ofneors are:—PreBidont , Alfred Vandling; Vice-Prosldont , Mark Peifor; Secretary, Tholin a
Knuuss; Treasuror , Joseph Gribbon.
Mr. Keller has been chosen class advisor.
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ANNOUNCEMENT
The 1032 Obiter is being offered to
all faculty and underclassmen for tho
sum of five dollars ($5.00). A down
paymont of ono dollar ($1,00) may
be paid ut tho Obitor Ofilco any noon
from 12:30 to 1:00 o'clock, or will bo
rocoivod by any mombor of tho staff
at any timo.
The first deposit is requir ed by
November 15th, the total to be paid
by February 1st.
Before a goodly crowd of fond par ents who came to Mansfield last Saturday to help their children celebrate
"Parents Day " and a football victory
over Bloomsburg—well , why go into
a flowery dissertation on the celebra tion . It didn 't occur, for Bloom upset the "dope " and trounced Mansfield to the tune of 12-0.
From the kick-off, Bloom , on a gcr.ies of line bucks and off -tackle slices,
advanced to the 20-yard line and
with but 3 yards to go for a first
down some overly anxious Bloom
linesman "slugged " an opponen t and
Bloom was forced to punt ou t of
bounds from the 35-yard line. Mansfield was held for downs and punted
to the 50-yard line. Not to be denied ,
Bloom again started goalward and on
straight line bucks advanced to the
G-yard line from where "Dinny "
Thomas on an off -tackle slice took it
over for the first score of the game.
Captain Warman kicking against the
wind missed a placement for the
extra point. Score G-0.
Bloom then kicked off. On a series of nice reverses Mansfield reached our 20-yard line when Bloom 's
first-string line entered the game and
held for downs on the 15-yard line.
After an exchange of punts , Bloom
received on the 20 -yard line and on
two end runs by Thomas and Jaflin
advanced to the 50-yard line. Kreitzer then plunged for 10 more, but
Mansfield tigh tened , and on an attempted pass over the goal line which
fell shor t, Mansfield received the ball
on the 40-yard line. On a pass and a
15-yard penal ty, Mansfield advanced
to Bloom 's 20-yard line and things
were looking badly for Bloom when
t ho whistle blew , endi ng the half.
M a n sfield 's kick off at the start of
the second half landed over the goal
li ne and was put into play on our 20ya rd line. After an exchange of
punts , Bloom again received on tho
20-ya rd line and advanced 10 yards
but lost the ball on a fumble. On tho
first play Mansfield passed to the 15yard line and again threatened to
sco r e, b ut our line held for downs.
Bloom started down the field , but
again wore penalized and forced to
punt , Mansfield receiving on the 50yavd line.
Continued On Page Four
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I PRESIDENT HOOVER
SPEAKS AT B. S. T. C.
That hoadline might be misleading, but it states the truth. On
Monday a radio rocoiving sot was
hooked up in tho Collogo Auditorium so that tho ontiro student
body could hour the President' s*
nddross at tho Yorktown SosquiContonnial colobratlon.
Tho radio audience Joino d the
Yorktown participants in singing
America at tho close of tho inspiring exorcises,
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Member Pennsylvania School Presi
Association and the Co lumbia
Scholastic Press Association
Published during the school year of 193]
and 1932 by the students of the Bloomsha rg Dtato Teachers College.
OCTOBER 23, 1931
EXECUTIVE BOARD
Edi tor-in-Chiel
J. Geo. Bruccknran. Jr.
William L. James
Business Manage r
Managing Editoi
Oliver H. Krnpf
EDITOBIAL STAFF
W. Gordo n Wanbaugh
,S;iul Gutter
Iva J e n k i n s
Mai-ion Hinkel
Irene Nuuss
Samli Lents;
Sports
Literary
Social
Girls' Sports
Exchange
Interviews
MANAGERIAL STAFF
Make-Up
Charles F. Hensley
Circulation
Carl Kiggs
Frnuk J. Greiro
Office Jlunager
COFY-WRITERS
Thelma Kna uss
Betty Row
REPORTERS
Anna L. Cl:evitski
Mary E. Bettorly
lu>Iun Hekas
..tliel Keller
Vivian Veany
J oseph, Gribbon
li: hired M. Quick
..ownnl Krictzer
Sheldon Kingsbury
C' uirlottc Osborne
Ilow.-ml DeMott
i'ay Meixell
Helen Merrill
. n . v .met Sj andbrook
Ronald Kceler
TYPISTS
Kuril Bayliff
Ha rriet Snolts
Thclitm Knauss
.awicnce P.Lilt
Ma ude Mae Edwards .j o!:ii Gross
FACULTY COMMITTEE
S. L. Wilson
j . j . fr'is '.ier
I,. H. Clurk
Miss E. E. Shaw
Mi.ss P. L. llasun
ABOUT TEACHERS ' SALARIES
There is a current problem in
which all connected with education
are vitally interested. That is the
reduction of teachers ' salaries.
The people of these sovereign
states entrust to the hands of the
teachers the future of youth , the fu ture of the nation. They expect the
teacher to brin g with him a fair
knowledge of the world , a goodly
sprinkling of its culture so that the
studen ts may benefit from contact
with a person of wide knowledge and
keen in tellect. At the same time
they expect the teacher to exist on a
minimum wage, one which would
meet only the most essential living
expenses.
It a tenener is to represent to tne
stude nts that which is most desirable
in k nowledge and culture , he mus t
travel , read , see cur r e nt shows and
listen to lectures. Ho must constantly study. How is ho to do this? By
means of his proverbial luck of good
looks? You can 't expect a teacher
who is a credit to the profession to
remain even professional very long if
ho h ns to eke out a pittance wage by
doi ng "road-work"—drivi ng a truck
or laying cement for tho State Highway Bureau—durin g his summers.
There is not a community so poor
that it can afl'ord to under-pay its
teachers. If you have tho confiden ce
in tho teacher to qualify him to direct
tho future of tho country 's citizens
you must pny him onough so that ho
tan maintain his qualifications and
improve his scholastic and social
standing' To talk of reducin g tho
tenchors salaries is absurd. For tho
amount of preparation thoy go thru
and the qualities they are oxpoctod to
have, they are still tho poorost paid
of tho professional groups , co ll ogo
trained.
NOISE!
Many movements are on foot looking to the elimination of unnecessary
noise. May we take the initial step
in a new movement to be headed toward the same goal? Can't something be clone about the girls' lockers
on the second floor corridor of Noetling Hall? There seems to be a lot
of unnecessary banging of tin and
shouting from one end of the corridor to the other. You must realize,
that after all , classes are still in session and once in a while the students
in those classes do want to grasp a
word or two of wisdom from the lips
of the teacher.
Of course we realize that there are
different kinds of noises. . Webster
defines noise as "a sound of any sort
whether loud or harsh or low, pleasant or melodious. " That definition
covers a multitude of sins.
Noise may be the honk of an automobile horn or the rich tones of the
highest paid prima donna. It may
be the quiet conversation of bashful
lovers or the. rat-.t at of a riveting
hammer. It may be the sweet melody of a Stradivarius or the booming of ten-inch guns on a politically
maneuvering battleship.
Noise as a general thing, is indicative of life, energy and motion. Inanimate things are noiseless as well
as lifeless. A world without sound
would be a world without life or action. No progress has ever been
imule without e«tj i'es{j oiidi ug iioise in
greater or less degree.
We once knew a professor of geology to whom the most exquisite symphony was just so much noise, but
the sound of his geological hammer
chipping oft" so m e rare spec im en of
pre-historic rock was music to his
ears.
So , after all, this matter of noise
is to some extent at least a question
of individual taste and discrimination. What is pleasant to one is distasteful to another.
Bu t t hen , there is the old axiom
that the empty barrel makes the most
noise, and , it is visually found that
unnecessary noise is produced by unnecessary people. But then , on tho
other side , one might say that a
graveyard is the quietest known
p l ace , yet most of us prefer unnecessary noise to that.
What really started us thinking of
noise seems pretty far oiF just now.
but we must yet back to the subject.
We have almost argued ourselves
into wanting the banging of lockers
and the shrill school-girlish shrieking
of greetings and banter in that old
second . floor corridor.
It gives a
youthfu l twang to the atmosphere.
But couldn 't the rattle of tin be
abandoned , and the gleeful, exhuber
ant chatter reduced to the general
tones of the bashful lovers ' conversation mentioned above?
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CHIT-CHAT
ALUM NI
According to The Strand Courier
if you take the year of your birth
and double it, add 5, multiply by 50,
add your age, add 365, subtract G15,
then the last two figures will be your
age , and the others the year you were
born. Believe it or not , it works, for
we tried it. If you think we're laboring under a mathematical halucination , figure it out for yourself.
"Andy " Luwson , '21, attended the
Kut ztown game with his sister , Lois.
Laura Dei trich , '26, a t eacher at
Camden , N. J., is confined to her
home at Espy.
"Army ' Keller , '30, is teaching
geography at the Harding Junior
High School at Lebanon.
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You know, every once in so often
we feel cynical. Just at the moment
out pet "peeve "' is love. We can 't
remember being recently crossed in
that gentle pastime, but nevertheless our mind keeps mulling over
some choice selections, so here you
have them.
"Men have died from time to time,
and
Worms have eaten them ,—but not
for love."
'"Tis brief my lord , as woman 's love."
—Shakespeare.
"A fool there was, and he
prayer,
m ade a
Even as you and I,
To a rag: and a bone ami a hank of
hair."
"Bucky " Freeman , the little man
of '31, is teaching fourth grade in the
Wilkes-Barre Township schools.
Kathryn Gray bill, '31, is teaching
in
a rural school near Richfield.
"A woman is only a woman , my boy,
But a good cigar is a smoke. "
Dawn Townsend , '31, is teaching
—Kipling at Dallas , Pa.
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A plain swindle is a movie theatre
which advertises a "t a l k i n g"' picture
in which most of the conversation has
been deleted by our censors. The
censorship spoils the picture and
makes us substitute thoughts far
worse than these "cut " inferences.
"Art" McKenzie and Anne Morgan
of the class of '31, visited friends at
the college Saturday the 17th .
"Tom" Henry, '31, is teaching in
Fleetville.
"Bob " Sutliff , '31, delivered an in teresting informal address at the last
educational meeting of Phi Sigma Pi .
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"Muley " Morris, '31, visited the
The California Pelican says "Beautiful legs will be recognized even in "gang " at North Hall Monday, Octowoolen stockings. " Does that go for ber 19.
white cotton stockings, too?
"Steve" "Warren , '30, visi t ed his
roommate, Joe Slominski, Tuesday,
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The poetry class at State Teachers '
Norman Morgan , '31, re t urned t o
College, West Chester, has contributhis
Alma Mater Sunday, October 18.
ed to their "Purple and Gold" what
o
they think is the shortest poem in
the world.
Here it is:
Fleas
Adam
Had 'em. '
o o o
Referrin g again to the theme song
of a previous paragraph , here 's a
good one by Tho mas Moore:
"The time I've lost in wooing
In watching and pursuing
The light that lies
In woman 's eyes,
A PRAYER
Has been my hearts undoing.
Tho ugh wisdom oft has sought
Lord
me,
Let me he co nstant
I scorned the lovo she brought
That ia all I ask.
me,
True- to my dreams
My only books,
Lot mo find beauty in tho quiet
Wore woman 's l ooks ,
things.
And folly 's nil they've taught
Let me feel the warm coming of summo. "
in or
0 0 0
Lot mo bo strong when winter comes.
The clock tolling tho hour atop of
Lot me work at tho meaner tasks
Carver
Hall reminds us of the muezWhile tho distant dream cities art)
zin calling the faithful to prayer.
building.
Only tho clock is throe minutes fast—
o
tho faithful of B. S. T. C. are not to
be trusted ,
RAIN
"Shorty " Edmunds, '30, visited the
"gang " at Nor t h Hall , Monday, October 19.
"Dot " Harris, '30, will spend the
week-end at Waller Hall.
Marjorie Orr , Ray Hawkins, Eay
Hodges , Brooke Yeager , Jimmy Williams and Steve Marcin attended the
Mansfield game Saturday the 17th.
That's the spirit alumni !
Ruth . Snyder , Marjorie Mills, Pearl
Quoos , Louise Bombe , Phyllis Coop ey and Florence Blyth attended the
Kutztown game. Keep it up alumni!
Lydia and "Sam" For t ner , '31 and
'30, visited the college the week-end
of October 17th.
o—
He Dined Out.
You could not know what rain can
moan
Woman— "You aron 't as gallant
Nor how I hoar it;
as you woro whon I was a gal. "
You could not hoo me touch a dream
Man (puffing) — "But you aron 't as
And you not near it,
buoyant as you wero whon I was a
boy, "
Tho ruin is wot , would spoil your
0
o
frock
One of tho ontranco roquiromonts
since 1048
of
Denmark
Tho Kin«B
at Princeton in 1748 was un oral ex- With its soft patter!
named
Frederaltornutoly
So
I
must
sit
and
watch
tho
clock
Irnvo
boon
amination in tho classes ffivon by tho
ick
and
Christian.
And
hour
dreams
shatter.
University.
Pronidont of tho
SNOOPER
Greco should keep biological terms
ou t of his discussion of marketing
proble ms.
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L. C. of Maine, says that if you
feed you r corn to hogs you 'll grow
fa t. Some of our friends should be
more Scotch with their corn where
hogs are concerned.
BOOK REVIEW S
I
"LARRY"
Larry was the only son of Mv. and
Mrs. Thomas J. Foster, of Ridgewood ,
N. J. He was graduated from Ridgewood High School when he was eighteen years of age and the following
Sep tember, 1923, he entered Lafayette College. During the summer following his Sophomore year he we*nt
to Arizona. Shortly before his vacation was supposed to have been
ended , he was killed by a run-away
• ,
horse.
Because he revealed his true feelings so frankly on problems that face
every college , st uden t, his views are
intensely in teresting. This collection
of letters, extracts from his diary and
some of his literary works, expounding his theories on religion, school ,
petting, fraterni t ies, etc., is a ra ther
typical cross section of college life.
The author employs a breezy,
youthful , style and the book is entertaining and has some sections which
possess good qualities. It is well
worth anybody 's evening—providing
they have nothing else to do.
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ANTHOLOGY OF WORLD PO ETRY
(Edited by Mark Van Doren)
t itle of this book alone indi eates that the editor has undertaken
a collosal task. This anthology, as
are most anthologies, is very typical.
Not indeed a collect ion of verse ,
which breathes the very soul of poetry, instead a very staid and respectable collection of poetry. Mr. Van
Doren is a very painstaking student
with an infinite eye for detail. Of
course if we are to judge, such qualities are essential for the fulfillment
of the anthologist's craft to the utmost degree.
However as t o the book it self we
must not be too disparaging. The
poems are representative in spite of
Mr. Van Doren 's efforts to make them
seem otherwise. All the old favorites , Shelley, Keats, and in m odern
times Walter De La Mare and Kipling are incl uded in the British section. The editor is entitled to his
selections such as they are, but, however pleased we had been to see Francois Villon included in the Anthology,
we considered the exclusion of Heinrich Pleines verse as unpardonable.
Of the America n sec tion the less
of literature from the Shoshone Indians to George Santayana. However
we look in vain for many of our favori tes.
As a r efere n ce w ork fo r the "student" of poetry it is highly recommended , but anyone who enjoys
reading may by a process of selection
choose a n d disca r d th e chaff f r om the
wheat.
The
CALENDAR
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Don 't you hnte the tear-dripping
voice of a whining woman—especially
in class ?
?
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OCTOBER 23—NOVEMBER 6
S. G. is going to visit a voice culturist to find out what there is about
Friday, October 231
his voico that disturbs people.
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Freshman Elections—4 :00 P. M.
Quoted from the columns of our
Evening—Y. M . C. A. Vod-Vil.
Mansfield contemporary, "Dick Orr
thinks Mansfield girls are horses. Saturday, October 241
Football—California. 2:30 P. M.
Como on , girls, let's give him tho
hee-haw. "
Tuesday, October. 27 >
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President' s Reception to Trustees
We thought the old-fashioned manand Faculty.
norisms of "paying court" to a lady
wero extinct , but nlong comes a cor- Wednesday, October 281
Y. W. C. A. and Y . M. C. A. Mootrospondont who wants to know "For
ings—Science Hall. G s40 P. M.
whom did Thompson buy tho box of
candy?" And then this correspond- Saturday, October 311
on t characteristically romavks, "OVi Football—Lock Haven. 2:30 P. M.
my!"
Wednesday, November 4i
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Y. W. C. A. and Y. M, C. A. MootBob Parkor claims horsos are not
ings—Science Hall. 0 :40 P. M.
qmulrapods and is ready to arguo his
point at length with all comers,
Friday, Novembor 6i
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Dramatic Fraternity Play, "Dear
Bill , how is Naomi those days?
Brutus. "
AMERICANA
By J. O. B.
THE
ITINERANT
VENDOR
A FRENCHMAN'S
LESSON IN ENGLISH
Frenchman :—Ha , my friend ! I
have met one very strange word in
my lesson. Vat you call c-h-o-u-g-h,
eh?
Tutor:—Chuff. A chough is a bird
of the crow family.
Fr. :—Tres bien , c-h-o-u-g-h is chuff
and snuff you spell s-n-o-u-g-h, eh?
Tu. :—Oh, no. Snuff is spelled
s-n-u-f-f. In fact, our words in ough
are a little irregular.
Fr. :—Ah !Very good. 'Tis a beautiful language. C-h-o-u-g-h is chuff.
I will remember. And of course
c-o-u-g-h is kuff. I have one very
bad kuff , eh?
Tu. :—No, that is wrong. We say
kauff , not kuff.
Fr. :—Kautf , eh? Chuff and kauff .
Ver ' well; bu t how do you call
d-o-u-g-h, is it duff?
Tu. :—Not duff.
Fr. :—No? Ah , oui , it is dauff. Ha!
Tu. :—No, d-o-u -g-h spells doe.
Fr. :—Doe ! Sh, bien.
Then
t-o-u-g-h spells toe. My steak is toe.
Tu.:—Oh , no. You should say tuff.
Fr. :—Tuff? Oh, ver ' well. We will
find it out in a while. The thing the
farmer uses—how do you call it—
p -1-o-u-g-h—pluff is it? Ha! You
smile , I must be wrong. Then it is
plauff? No? Ploe?
Tu. :—You are still wrong. It is
plow.
Fr. :—Oh, ver ' well. Plow! I shall
understand soon. Plow, doe , kauff ,
chuff ! But here is one—h-o-u-g-h,
which means the j oint of the leg of
one beast. Do you call it huff?
Tu. :—No.
Fr. :—Hauff ?
Tu. :—No.
Fr. :—Hoe, or How ?
Tu. :—No.
Fr. :—Huff?
Tu. :—No.
Fr. :—Oh, the beau tiful language.
Tell me then , what is h-o-u-g-h.
Tu. :—We pronounce the word
hock.
Fr. :—Hock. Oh. One more word
I have. How do you say r-o-u-g-h ?
Rock? Do you call General Taylor
Rock and Ready? No? Then it is
Scarcely a section of the country
i ts
memory of legions of men who, in
one guise or another , swelled the
ranks of this itinerant commercial
army, one whose ranks are as sadly
depleted as those of the Grand Army
of the Republic.
Many of these vendors were picturesque and interesting characters,
all of whom had fanciful tales to tell
—some of which were true. Some
there were who had queer names and
epithets. There was one in New
York City calld "Dewdrop " because
at all seasons of the year he had a
dewdrop pendan t from the tip of his
nose. There was "Leather Breeches," "Bull Neck," "Gimpy " and many
others.
The vendor afforded the only real
buying oppor tunity for the poor; the
stores of established merchants served only the rich and aristoci% atic.
These vendors hawked almost every
conceivable commodity , each one as
a rule confining his wares strictly to
his own line. There was the charcoal
man , the soap fat man , the pepper
pot man. There were the vendors of
fruits, pins, music,- clocks, clams an d
what-not. There was the scissors
grinder, the chimney sweep, the tinker , the umbrella mender—and many
more itinerant workers and craftsmen.
Today we can still meet some of
these wandering workmen on the
streets of our large cities. There is
the mender of umbrellas with his indescribale cry , the scissors grinder
with his tinkling bell and sing-song
call , the blind maker of brooms and
others. Bu t gone are the picturesque
hawkers of yestryear. They are one
with the memory of the town crier,
the village tavern (with its "mug o'
suds " on the sign post) and the horse
and buggy.
Many of these itinerants had picturesque if not musical songs with
which to regale the ears of the populace at large, t he chan t ing of which Row and Ready?
Tu. :—No! No! It is ruff.
announced their presence to the
Fr. :—And b-o-u-g-h spells buff , eh?
housewife and made a bid for her
patronage. There was the charcoal The buff of a tree.
Tu. :—No that is called "bow. "
m an who we nt around the stree t s of
Fr. :—Ah, the beautiful language!
Philadelphia selling charcoal for
Bu
t I have what you call e-n-o-u-g-h?
lighting fires. He was a besmirched cadger and used to blow loud Enow or enock ?
Tu. :—We say enuft',
blasts on a horn to announce his presence. Bu t this noise so unnerved the
Fr..:—Well that is what I have.
gentle people of this somnolent city Bon jour , monsieur!
that, starting an early habit they
n ever did overcome , they passed an
ordinance to stop the horn. So our
CAPTIVE
energetic charcoal man used u handboll instead and sang a song as noisily as he had blown his horn. The I am a prisoner to unexpressed words,
They tug and tear at my brain.
song was:
Deadly lesions gnawing at my soul ,
Charcoal by the bushel ,
plunge me like a chariot
They
Charcoal by the peck ,
Running amuck without a driver.
Charcoal by the frying pan
And I must follow where they lead.
Or any way you lek!
Then there was the fishmonger They are not ordinary words
Strung meticulously together
wit h his:
In well sounding phrases
Here comes the flshman !
Like the Bible:
Bring out your dishpan ,
Instead , they are a wild unruly lot.
Porgios at five cents a pound!
And a sweet potato man had his At times thero may be only a few
vague paragraphs
ditty :
My horse is blind and he 's got Rattling moodily about in my body
Making hollow meaningless sounds.
no tail,
When he's put in prison I'll go But sometimes they grow so numerous
his bail.
That
they take to fighting among
Yod-dy go, sweot potatoes, oh!
themsolves,
Pif-penny bit a half peck!
There was the far leas olegant It's then I can 't sloop at night.
They have me prisoner,
chant of tho darky garbage man :
Bring out your slops to foed mo My tonguo and pen have with these
words
P igs,
To buy some meat for me nig- A solomn pledge ,
No forco on earth can break this mutgors to eat.
od spoil,
And tho Charleston vendor of porAll
I
can do is watch life pass by
Ifi os sang;
And stand with throbbing pulso.
Porgy walk und porgy talk
And porgy eat with knife and I can 't cry out ,
Two strong muscular words—stand
fork ,
And guard my lips
Got yor nice por-gy !
Moanwhllo the others play leap frog;
Continued On Page Four
in my brain.
but st ill , has i t s local vendor and
THE OLYMPIC GAMES *
In 1932 America will again have
the oppor tunity of witnessing another great athletic fete in the Pasadena Bowl in California. This will
be the second time for the Olympics
to* be held in this country, the firs t
even t taking place at St. Louis in
1904.
The Oly mpic games were started
in 570 B. C. and were regularly organi zed and held as festivals. In this
early period they contained practically the same spor ts as today, bu t some
were known by different names.
They included the torch -race (modern relay), broad j umping, discus
and javelin throwing, wrestling and
boxing. They varied very little from
the presen t day sports and are the
origin of all oi-ganized sport competition. The prizes varied greatly ;
the wreath of olive at Olympai; parsley leaves of Nemtja ; articles of considerable value and , in a few cases,
even money. At Panathenea , the
prize offered was the painted vase
known as Panathenaic amphora e,
from which model all of our present
day prizes are patterned. This trophy
bore on one side a picture of the con test in which the vase was won ; on
the other , the figure of Athena with
the inscription , "From the games at
Athens. "
The games were discontinued for
a number of years but were revived
by a Greek merchant by the name of
A Avcroff in 189(5. The first was
held at Athens anil the stadium was
built to hold 45,000 people. The regular sports were featured. United
States sent five men from Boston and
four from Princeton University.
These entrants succeeded in winning
every event in which they were entered , although none of them held
American championships.
The second mee t was held in Paris
in June. 1900. American athletes
pi'oved their superiority by winning
eighteen of the twenty-four events.
The third meeting was in St. Louis
in 1904 in r-onnection with the
Louisianna I'urchase Exposition.
Americans won the meet, but the
Amei'ican Indians made a good showing, followed by Africans, Moros ,
Patagonians, Syrians and Philipinos.
James Thorpe won the pentathlon by
a margin of fourteen poin ts and the
poin ts
deca thlon with
8 ,412.900
which would have stood as a world's
record had he no t been declared professional for accep ting a small payment for playing a game of baseball.
In t he same year L ouis T ew anani , another American Indian , finished second in the 10,000 meters race. Since
then France has produced one broad
jumpe r and America three who have
beaten 25 feet. Great Britain 's two
best sprinters since the World War
have been a West Indian and a native of British Guiana.
In 1908 the fourth meet was held
in London. It was won by Great Britian. There were no outstanding features except the addition of several
new frames.
The fifth of the series was held in
1912. The United States was first
wi th eighty-five points, Finland second with twenty-nine, and Sweden
third with twenty-seven points.
Because of the war the sixth mooting of tho world' s bes t ath let es t o bo
held in 1910 was cancelled.
The sevonth meet was held in 1920
at Antwerp. America was first , Finla n d seco n d, followed by Sweden and
British Isles. America 's strength lay
in the sprints , hurdles, relays and
ju mps.
Paris in 1024 was again tho contor
of tho Olympics—th o oighth mooting.
Two thousand athletes represented
forty-nvo different nations participated. Tho United States entered in
twonty-sovqn ovonts and scored
twelve first places, making flvo of tho
nine world's rocords established.
The last moot , 1928 , was held in
Amsterdam , whore forty-sovon countries contested. This moot was distinguished by a wltlo distribution of
awards among tho different nations.
The Unitod Statoa made two new
GIRLS' VOLLEYBALL
GOING STRONG
The upperclass gh'ls have come to
the conclusion t hat t he Freshme n are
superior in Volley Ball. Friday, October 9 , the Freshman Team 11 won
a decisive victory from Team 12.
Dot Har t man seemed to be of the
opinion that she was doing her bit by
yelling "Whoopee " while the rest of
her team really played the game to
make the final score 42-14.
Team 13 beat the upper-class Team
1 on Friday. Merrill and Vanhorn
starred for the Frosh. They had to!
They were the only ones of their
team to turn out. The upperclassmen had to loan them three players
to play their game. The score was
50 -22.
In a very uninteresting game i earn
4 lost to Team 3 by a great weakness
in returning the ball. Team 3 served
again and again to be met by fumbles
and blank stares by their opponents.
The fast members of the vic t orious
team rolled up a 50-8 score very easilyIn keen competition Team 7 won
from Team 8 by a 36-22 score. This
was the closest of the games played
thus far and offered more in the way
of excitement to the spectators.
Team 0 lost to Team 5 with a 3617 score. Players on each side did
well , bu t Team 5 outplayed their opponents from the very start.
The compe tition among the girls is
keen , as it should be. At one time
or another during the tournament ,
all girls taking part in Volleyball will
play against one another.
n
! SPOT LIGHT
G0K.DON WANBAUGH
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Speaking of the Mansfield game,
it be more logical to kick
with the wind ;\n d pass against it for
the extra point? One of these days
an extoa point is going to look mighty
big.
wouldn 't
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We are glad to see the B team is
almost as strong as the varsity. The
linemen who started the game played
very good football. It has always
been our con t en t ion tha t an able -bod ied substitute of ability is better than
<* crippled varsity man.
* * *
What our team needs is some good
passing—especially a passer who will
not be "rushed. "
* * *
We would like to see some of the
backs who carry the ball down the
field have an opportunity to take it
across for a touchdown .
1=
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Inciden tally, is it necessary for
some of our linesmen to resort to
slugging and holding to make holes
for our backs? It doesn 't pay, as a
15-yard penal ty for one of these utisportman -like acts may rob Bloom of
a hard earned victory some time.
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If comparative scores mean any thing
Bloom is in for a couple of
THE LAST LAUGH
pleasant afternoons this season.
Lock Haven who plays here October
Slowly , but surely., step by step, 31 , beat Mansfield 34-0. Ihey also
the weary young man made his way defeated Indiana , who in turn trouncAfter the Lock
through the crowded building. Every ed West Chester.
few seconds he would pause to rest, Haven game Bloom goes to Shippensand lean against the side of the build- burg. This aggregation gave Kutzing until he gained strength enough I town a sound lacing, 69-0. As compared with our 32-G victory, things
to continue his jo urney.
Hours later he stopped for his last don 't look so well. We'd like the team
res t before t he orna t e en t rance of a to prove that compai -ative scores
huge red brick building, and then don 't mean a thing.
pulling himself upz-ight, he entered
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the gilded doorway, and as one familiar with every foot of the way,
Starting next year a trailer to carwalked slowly toward the business ry the players is going to be attachmanager's room a t t he back of the cu to the bus.
building.
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Af ter a moment or so of fumbling
he
pulled
out
a
in an inne r
I wonder if any person has stopped
crumpled check and two small cards ,
to
realize that there is more school
and pushed them through the wicket.
spirit
being shown at this College this
Then with sudden movements, he
year
than
over before. A good exsmacked the young man behind him
on t he nose , kicked a young lady on ample was shown last Saturday at
t he shins , threw his coat over a mid- M an sfield, when by actual count it
dle-aged gentleman 's head, and with was shown that there were 13 faculshouts of glee, went dashing out of ty members and 75 students of B. S.
the building. He had registered at T. C. in attendance at the game, not
forgetting 25 of the alumni members.
E. S. S. T. C.
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— "The Stroud Courier."
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GYM CLASS HAS WEENIE ROAST
Another of Miss McCammon 's famous "Gym Class" hikes took place on
Thursday, October 15. In spite of
shov/ors at intervals of ton minutes ,
all the girls present had a big time
at East Bloomsburg,
Those feeling ambitious walked to
t he sit e of t ho "weenie roast" but the
loss industrious members rode in
state, in Hinkel's "Studio."
"Strunkio " won the tin modal for
eating marshmallows. Wo lost count
at 18, but she was still going strong.
She was followed by a close second in
"Sis" Kramer.
These hikes aro a very fine feature
for tho girls. The weather man has
been agnhist us, but hero 's hoping
that we may onj oy a fow more of
those good times before snow falls.
Olympic rocords, It was at this moot
that women athloteB roally partlcipatod to any groat extent , tho United
States and Canadn sending two of
tho bost toaim competing in the women 's ovonts.
GRANT ME THE PLEASURE
Through the guidance of Prof.
K och , a class fo r beginners in dancing has been organized.
The group is to be divided into two
sec t ion s, those who have had some experience in the art and those who are
novices. Instructions will be given
twice a wcuk and from all indications
it looks as though Tuesday and
Thursday evenings from 7:15 unti l
7:45 will be the time set for instructions.
The sorvlces of Phil Guinard , expert dancing toachor , have been secured. He will be ably assisted by a
number of exper ienced dancers.
So far thero have been almost a
hr.ndrod students who havo expressed
their dosiro to enter tho class which
is open to nil members of the student
body.
Prof, Koch has boen working hard
ulnco tho boffinnins of tho torm to
promoto this new venture and doiiorvos much credit for Its success.
From tho lavgo turnout at tho first
mooting of the cluss, it looks as
though tho number of participants in
our social life will tncroaao considerably in the near future.
FRATERNITY PLAY
Sir James Barrie 's "Dear Brutus,"
a comedy in three acts , will be presented at B. S. T. C, November Gth ,
as a production of the Omicron cast
of the Alpha Psi Omega dramatic
fraterni ty.
Under the capable direction of
Miss Marjorie Keith Stackhouse , a
well-balanced cast of experienced
players has been selected , and all efforts are being made to present one
of the most delightful plays of the
year to the College and its host of
friends.
In "Dear Bru tus " Sir James Barrie applies his flair for the whimsical
and his undispu ted gift for subtlety
to the question of the "second
chance. " He builds for us a unique
situation and carries us through an
interesting story of unusual power to
a dramatic close.
Cast of Characters.
Alice Dearth
Minnie Howeth
Frances Evans
Joanna
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Mrs. Coade
. ._ . ... Ruth Lewis
Mabel Purdie . . . Mary Betterly
Lady Caroline
Eleanor Clapp
Matey
Thomas Coursen
Lob
Edmond Jenkins
Mr. Coade
- Daniel Thomas
Rostand Kelly
Mr. Purdie _ .. .
Dearth
. Jack Hall
Margaret Dearth . Katherine Fritz
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IMPORTANT FACTS
+
WALLER HALL IS SETTL ING
:
DOWN TO HOME MAKING
WHAT OTHER COLLEGES I
ARE DDING
All of the New York State Normal
School's have adop ted a five-division
marking scale, with the use of letters
A, B, C, D which indieute passing
grades, and E which indicates a failure.
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A completely revised chapel system
is promised Lehigh students by the
new Chaplain. "Philosophy and not
religion," he declares, "will be the
keynote of the new courses in Chapel.
The university will not try to in fluence a man 's religious beliefs."
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The students of the Lock Haven
State Teachers College have begun
work on a musical comedy entitled
"For Goodness Sake," which is scheduled for production the firs t part of
November.
o o o
The University of North Carolina
claims the title of the oldest state
universi ty in the country. The school
was chartered 142 years ago and
started operations six years later.
o o o
The Yale trade mark must be re^
Would you believe that $15, 000 moved from all locks placed on any
worth of gold teeth are buried in the buildings on the Harvard campus!
United States a year? Imagine the
o o o
death rate?
Turtle racing is one of the latest
Did you know George Washington fads at the University of California
was a n inventor? He invented a
machine for the farmer.
o o o
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This year Ypsilanti "Normal " beThe bed is the oldest piece of furn- gins
its seventy-ninth year of teachiture we have. They were first used er training.
by the Egyptians, who climbed up to
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them by the use of steps.
For the first time in the history of
* * *
A fish found along: the coast, call- Harverford College, instruction in
ed the candle fish is being used to the use of the library is included in
make gasoline. If this is true fishing the regular college curriculum as a
will be the sport and golf will slowly part of the regular English course.
fade away.
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"Wall Street" received its name
"A big town this! The lire engines
from a wall which was built there run out of gas after driving two
durin g the Dutch settlements.
blocks and the policemen have no
bullets in their pistols."
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High heels arc called French heels
—"The Flashlight. '
Mansfield S. T. C.
because Louis XIV wore them when
he won t to court. He did it to give
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nil impression of height.
"After carefully scrutini zing the
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A historian recently says Queen Freshm e n , we agree that we have a
Elizabeth had mo re than .') ,000 dress- fine bunch of 'Rah ' material this fall. "
—The Indiana Penn.
es in her wardrobe. Oh , t o be an
Eli zabeth !
n
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The winter season of Waller Hall
opened with a Governing Board meeting on Monday evening, Sep tember
21, 1931.
The mee ting was given over to the
discussion of plans for the coming
year. The heads of committees were
appoin ted , and the committees arc
now ready to go into action.
Plans for Room 319 were discussed
and a committee appointed. Muriel
Thomas is Chairman of the committee which is to be composed of three
Y. W. C. A. members and one Freshman girl. Helen Smith , the treasurer
of the association , is am ex- oflicio
member of the committee. This year
each committee is to have at least
one Freshman member. The Board
deems this advisable because it will
bring the new girls closer to the organization. Room 310 is to be used
as a club room , and it is the aim of
the committee to have it comfortably
furnished and equipped for the recreation of the girls.
This year the dormitory is to be divided into distinct teuntories, over
which one member of the Governing
Board has charge. They will be responsible for the general welfare of
the girls.
The House Committee1 is making
extensive plans for the beautif ying of
Waller Hall. They have been inspired by the excellent improvements
made in the building during the summer Ruth Lewis is the chairman of
this^ committee and will be assisted by
Mercedes Shovlin and Mary Taylor.
The old girls in Waller Hall look forward eagerly to the completion of
the work of the House Committee,
for they know and appreciate the
,2,-reat improvements that have been
made in the dormitory.
The committee on fire regulations
has not been fully organized. Lois
DeMott is our Fire Chief this year
and the rest of the members of the
Fire Squad will be appointed in the
near future.
It is with great anticipation that
Waller Hall looks forward to the new
year. We feel certain that it will be
the most successful year we have
yet had.
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AMERICANA
Continued From Page Three
Perhaps the porgies weren 't as human as this vendor portrayed them ,
but he was , and so were the many
hawkers and vendors who strolled tho
country crying their wares. They
form an interesting page in the history of our country . While their
songs and ballads and*chanted ditties
are less roma ntic than those of the
passi ng cowboy of our frontier west,
or thoso of the fishermen and bucca n ee r s, they are of human interest—part of early American. Now
these songs are dead , and more forgotten than those of the gleoman and
the wandering minstrel of Provencial.
Oh, My Gosh!
,
Scr n nton Pa. After crashing her
DEAD MEN'S TALES
automobile , M iss Ett a Clifford , 87,
was arrested for driving while intoxHe ate everything his wife cooked.
He said he would try anything once. ica ted. She gave her occupation as a
papo rhanger.
He blew out the gas.
No w we know why the gals and
He didn 't know she had a hu sband.
gents from Scrnnton are "that way."
Ho found out it was a live wire.
—The Stroud Courier.
Ho didn 't stick 'em up quick enough.
o
He rocked the bout.
He was drivin g and tulkin g to tho WARNINGS TO THE FRESHMEN
RUMBLE SEATS
girl.
He was a road hog.
,
Liston , my fellow Freshmen
Within the last few years thoro
He didn 't know it was loaded.
Of Seniors you beware ;
He struck a match to ace how much There's tricks thoy pluy on Freshmen lms sprung into boing a mechanical
device which has caused much grief
gas ho had in the tank.
There 's trouble , so bawnre.
since its inception—tho rumble soat,
He was fond of whistlin g, "Yes, We
Lucky indeed is that individual who
Have No BnnanuR , "
And , the Juniors aren 't friendly;
has not suffered in some degree from
lie was a pedestrian who didn 't step They 're like tho Seniors too,
association with ono of thoso folding
quickly enough.
If thoy find out you 're a Froahmnn
prisons. When cars began to contain
He had a habit of readin g tho sub- It's just too bad for you !
thorn , it was considered a rare trout
titles out loud at movies.
He ropoatod tho smart things his And don 't you trust tho Sophomores : to ride in tho nice sunshine and fresh
uir . But now much of this initial forbaby said.
Thoy 'ro not so nico to meot;
vor has boon lost—oxporionco has
He bou ght his wife n rovolvor to Thoy remember last year 's taunts ,
taught us a bitter losson.
shoot burglars with on nights So, to them, rovongo Is sweet.
Roniombor the time you wore
ho was out Into.
caught
in n shower? Tbon tho dust
,
Me wrote stuff lilt o this,
Froshmon
you
worry,
't
But don
and wntor would cako on your clothos
sport bo;
roal
Smile
and
a
o
and body. And tho timo you had
Think of tho Froshmon we'll nw»
trying to dodgo tho insects that
hnvo
you
and
mo.
thoy
As
motorist
Scotch
Then thoro is tho
—Chariots Hogan , seemed to bo coming your way. No
who waits for n hot day boforo ho'U
"Stnto Signal. " Ion ffor do wo thrill whon wo hoar
buy gns boeaiiHO ho hoard that things
New Jersey, S. T. C. the wordR "rumble seats."
i"-pand with tho hoat.
THE FAMILY SKELETON
BLOOMSBURG DEFEATS
MANSFIELD—12-0
Continued From Page One
Let us delve into the dust of the
"under-the-stairs " close t, shako
the form of the family skeleton and
see .what the news of yester-year was,
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We certainly have become dignified. Back in 1924 our "Maroon .and
Gold " was called "Bloom-In -News."
old
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OCTOBER ,
1925.
A boys' "Sympa thy " Orchestra
was organized which played for afterdinner dances. Admission , one nickel.
Them were the good old days!
Under the directorship of Miss
Mildred Boyd , the girls have organized a "Uke " Club.
Freshmen , how would you like
these additional customs?
"On Friday night for one month ,
all eating must be done with the
spoon in the left hand. Attendance
at dinner compulsory. "
"Freshmen may not talk to the elevator boy or loiter in the hall."
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OCTOBER ,
1926.
Betty Brooks, Mu Phi Sigma , is
now teaching in Camrien. Betty is
ju st that pioneer type who seeks
"foreign fields of endeavor. " We all
jo in in wishing her a whole, hearty
success.
Beat Wyoming!
Normal Runs Ruff -Shod Over Freeland! 44 -0.
"Shorty " Edmunds has been chosen as our new cheer-leader.
Bob Sutliff is attending Lafayette.
Enrollment— Seven hundred and
eleven students.
As the fourth quarter started , the
Bloom lirie held and forced Mansfield
to punt. Our line broke through ,
hurrying the kicker , who got off a 6yavd punt across the field—a bad
break for Mansfield—as Thomas on
three successive runs advanced the
ball to the 15-yard line. Mansfield
was penalized 5 yards for holding
and Sopchak advanced to the 5-yard
line for a first down. In three downs,
Bloom advan ced only one yard but
on the fourth down Thomas again
sliced through lef t tackle for a second touchdown. A pass was attempted for the extra point but failed.
Score 12-0.
Bloom kicked off and Mansfield returned to the 50-yard line. On passes they advanced to the 30-yard line
where Yozviak pulled a legal "Jesse
James " act , stealing the ball from a
Mansfield back 's hands.
After another exchange of punts, Jaffin received on his own 40-yard line and
brough t the crowd to their feet by
running the ball back to Mansfield s
25-yard line. On the first play the
whistle blew , ending the game and
probably saving Mansfield from being
scored on again. Score 12-0.
The line-up and summary :
Bloomsburff •
Mansfield
Pattison .
L. E. .. . Sabsbury
Young
L. T. _ _..
Wilson
Perch
L. G. _... Besancey
Yo z viak
. C. . Simms (C)
Kitch _ .
._ .. R. G.
Snyder
Kafchinski __ R. T. ....'
Gamble
Wozney .
R. E.
Bunnell
Warman (C.) Q. B. __
Lloyd
_ .. L. H. B.
Thomas
Sunday
Jaffin _
R. H. B.
Bernett
Krei t zer _ . _ F. B.
. ... Allis
Score by periods:
Bloomsburg . . . 6 0 0 G—12
Mansfield ..
0 0 0 0 —0
Touchdowns—Thomas 2. Referee—
Whea tley, Annapolis; umpire—Hein tel, Susquehanna; head linesman—
Ernes t, Lafayette. Time of periods—
15 minutes.
Substitutions: Bloomsburg—Byers
for Young, T urse for Perch, Jones
for Kitch, Kanjorsik for Kafchinski,
OCTOBER , 1927.
v Kelly for Byers, Sopchak for Kreitzer , Potter for Wozney, Kafchinski
Students Welcome Dr. F. B. Haas ! for Kelly, Beck for Thomas,
Byers
for Kanjorski. Morgan for Sopchak,
The names of some of t he main Yaretski for
Beck, Hall f or
buildings have been changed. The Mansfield—Merva for Sunday,Potter.
Robfront buildi ng, now known as Insti- bey for Wilson , Schalpy for Burnett
,
tute Hall , will be called "Carver Sunday for Allis.
Hall" for Henry Carver , a leader in
the founding of this institution. The
u
second building now used as a training school will be called "Noetling
WORK ON OBITER BEGUN
H all ," in honor of the former head of
the Department of Pedagogy, and the
Work on the 1932 Obiter is in full
main building, "Waller Hall ," in
honor of Dr, D. J. Waller , for many swing. Engraving, photography and
printing contracts have all been signyears principal of this school.
ed , and the annual drive for advertisements
will soon be under wny.
West Chester Trounces Locals.
The
Whito
Studio of New York will
25-39.
do tho photography for this year 's
The faculty is taking up volley ball annual and will take all individual
under the coaching of Professor photographs during the week of November 9th. Tho Whito Studio has
Koch.
done tho photographic work for the
"Lucky Bag " of Wost Point and the
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"Howitzer " of Annapolis for tho pnst
OCTOB E R, 1928.
throe years.
Individual snap-shots interesting
HIGH-LIGHTS OF THE FRESH- pictures taken 'about theorcampus will
MAN PA JAMA PARADE !
bo gladly rocoivod in tho Obiter office
at any time, Tho staff intonds to run
"Frosh" Wurman told tho girls his a feature section similar to that of
¦whole Ufa 's history by serenading last year 's book , and will try to use
thorn with "Hallolujah! I'm a Bum." all available material.
Tho 1932 Obitor staff is comprisod
"Frosh" Stior and "Frosh" McKatl - of tho following:
John A. Hall—Editor-in-Chiof ,
Catherine II. Smith—Bus. Mgr.
from hoavon. Thoy got itl
Oliver Krapf—Ass 't. Bus. Mgr.
Lois DoMott—ABSOciato Editor.
Bloomsburg Defeats Kutztown.
Holon Smith—Associato Editor.
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Alviiia Picorolla—Ovg, Editor.
Edmond Smith—Photo Editor,
Jamos Joseph Johns wont to ScranMorris Doflavon—Ass't, Photo Edton over tho woolc-ond to got a haircut. Evon a Freshman should think itor.
Dosda John—Art Editor.
of a bettor ono than that.
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