COLLEGE TRIMS STROUDSBURG , 74
Come From Behind When Creveling Holds
Visitors in Check-Once Were Behind 4-0
Breaking through a 4 to 0 handicap which
East Stroudsburg had built up in the early
innings, Bloomsburg State Teachers' College
Friday defeated the visitirlg collegians 7 to 4
in the best game of baseball that has been
staged on the college field this spring.
Heinie Morgan, who allowed East Stroudsburg only three hits on their own field , was
not up to par Friday and Lew Creveling had
to hurry to his rescue in the third after four
runs were in and one man was on second.
Creveling stru ck out the first man to face
him and from th at time on pitched masterful
ball * allowing only three hits,
Matistic started for East Stroudsburg and
sailed along in great shape until the fifth when
he ran into a Bloomsburg rally that yielded
the home team four runs and gave them the
ball game. Purcell relieved Matistic in the
sixth.
BLOOMSBURG S. T. C.
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Wilson , 2b
2 1 2 2 0
Wadas, 3b
1 2 1 1 1
Davis, If
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Golder , cf
1 1 1 0 0
Yocabon is, c
1 0 9 1 0
Kraynack, rf
0 1 2 0 0
Slu sser, ss
0 0 0 2 0
Morgan, p
0 0 13 0
Creveling, p
1 1 1 0 0
Totals
7 8 27 10 1
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Foley, If
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Reese, lb
1 1 10 0 1
Najaka, ss
2 2 1 4 0
Nitchkey, 2b
0 2 3 4 0
Ward , cf
0 0 0 0 0
Risley, c
0 1 8 0 0
Barth, 3b
0 0 13 0
McGrath, rf
0 1 1 10
Allen, rf
0 0 0 0 0
Matistic, p
0 0 0 2 0
Purcell , p
0 0 0 0 0
Totals
4 7 24 14 1
Two base hits—Najaka 2 , Nitchkey, Davis
Kraynack. Stolen bases—Wadas, Risley.
Double plays—Matistic, Nitchkey to Reese,
Slusser, Wilson to Krafchick. Struck out—by
Matistic 3, Purcell 4, Morgan 1, Creveling 6.
Bases on balls—off Matistic 4 Purcell 1, Morgan 1, Creveling 1. Hit by pitcher, by Morgan 1(Foley); by Creveling 1 (Ward) Left
on bases—East Stroudsburg 6. Bloomsburg 6.
Umpire—Rinker.

Freshmen in Annual Cross-Countr y Run
Dushanko Wins

The Freshmen ran their second annual
cross country race on Monday, May 20. The
course started on the athletic field , then to
the country club, arid finally back to the athletic field.
Dushanko won the race in 18 minutes and
30 seconds. Warman was second, Robbins
third and Evans tourth.
Much credit for this annual race must be
given to the untiring efforts of Coach Booth ,

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I extend a word of greeting to the stu# dent body in this , the last issue of the
i Maroon and Gold for the college year.
# I desire to express the thanks of the
1 Trustees and of the Faculty for the unii formly fine attitude ? which has been
I taken by the student body both individi ually and collectively on all those ques1 tions which have to do with the funda1 mental policy of our college and which
/ have to dp with that indefinite thing call# ed "college spirit. " Basically the institui tion belongs to you. It is your chance
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which you put in. These traditions
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Senior Banquet
Two hundred eighty-five -well groomed
young ladies and gentlemen held a formal
banquet in the College Dining Room , the
evening of May 16.
Professor Nelson acting in the capacity as
toastmaster , held his audience by his jokes,
wise-cracks and what-not. Professor Reams
conducted the singing true to form with his
baton and baritone voice.
Duets by Warman and Keller; Speeches
by Theodore Davis , President of the Senior
Class; Miss Patterson , Senior Class Advisor;
Professor Sutliff , Dean of Instruction; Solo ,
Miss Caldwell. Mr. Nelson introduced Mrs.
Haas and expressed his regrets that Dr. Haas
was unable to attend this affair.
The Maroon and Gold Dance Orchestra
furnished the music. The class wishes thru
this means to express their thanks to them
for "pepping up " their banquet.
Following the banquet the Seniors enjoyed an hour dance in the gym, Music was
also furnished by the Dance Orchestra.

Maroon and Gold Elect Editor for Year
1929-1930
Obiter Elects

The members of t he Maroon and Gold

Staff have elected W. B. Yeager as Editorin-Chief of the school paper for the coming
term (1929-1930). For the last three years
Mr. Yeager has been an important cog in the
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COMMUNITY GOVERNMENT ELECTS
OFFICERS FOR 1929-1930

The election of Community Government
officials for the term of 1929-1930 took place
in chapel on May 6, 1929. Edgar Richards
was elected government president and will
also serve as council president. Mr. Richards
has had considerable experience in community government work. He has represented
the boys of the Junior Class on the student
council during the past year and also served
as chairman of the Student Social Control
Committee. The other officers elected were:
Nicholas Jaffin , vice-president ; Henry Warman , secretary and Dorothy Foote, treasurer.
The presidents of Waller and North Hall
were both re-elected. Margaret Swartz, who
will head Waller Hall , will be a senior of th e
four year course next year. She has done ex*
cellent work during the past term and the
girls are all glad that she is returning. The
vice-president for the Women's Student Government is Norma Knoll. The remaining two
officers will be selected from the Governing
Board next year.
Guilbert Gould , who will be president of
the Men 's Student Government has also had
a year 's experience. Charles Wadas was
elected vice-president, W. Brooks Yeager,
secretary and Nicholas Jaffin , treasurer. The
North Hall Council for next year will have as
members Edmund Jenkins, Steven Warren ,
Alexander Kraynack , Clarence Wolever, Donald Fetter , Henry Warman and Joseph Yocabonis ,
The student body wishes to congratulate
the Community Government and its departmen ts on the work it has don e dur ing thi s
ter m , and also hopes that next year , the organization will assume greater responsibilities
with equal success.

CALENDAR
Friday, May 24, 8:30 P. M., Sen ior
Dance , College Gymnasium
Saturday , May 25, 9:00 A. M., Alumni
Day . Class Reunions: 74, 79,
'84, '89, '94, '99/04, '09, '14, '19,
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'24, '27.
11:00 A. M., Annual Alumni Meeting, College Auditorium
12:30 P. M., Annual Banquet , College Dining Room
2:30 P, M. , Baseball Game , Wyoming Seminary vs. Bloomsburg,
College Athletic Field
Sunday, M ay 26, 2:30 P. M., Baccalaureate Services: Address by Reverend J. Thomas Heistand , St.
Paul's Episcopal Church , Bloomsburg , College Auditorium
Monday, M ay 27, 6:00 P. M M Senior!
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1929-1930
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May 22 , 1929

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MEMBER PENNSYLVANIA SCHOOL
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1929 by the students of Bloomsburg State Teacher College for the interest of the students , the alumni , and the
school in general.
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Faculty Advisors-Prof. S. L. Wilson
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EDITORIAL
THE "STAFF
With this issue of the Maroon and Gold
the staff of 1928-1929 sings its swan song.
Every member of the staff has worked to
make this paper a better one. We appreciate
the way in which the student body received
p ur efforts.
The retiring Editor is Clarence R. Wolever
who will move to the position of Student Advisor.
The Editor-elect for 1929-1930 is W. B.
Yeager Jr. Editor-elect Yeager has participated for three years on the staff and is fully
capable of occupying the Editor 's position.
The retiring Editor thanks the 1928-1929
staff for their co-operation with him and extends best wishes for the success of the 19291930 staff.

Men's Glee Club Elects New Officer s
After completing a successful opening season and establishing a very creditable reputation for themselves, the Men 's Glee Club of
the College elected as officers for the coming
year: President—Fred Berger; vice-president,
Clarence Wolever; secretary and treasurer,
Walter Stier ; business manager , Samuel Kurtz.

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paper next year and the new members will be
selected by the new Editor.
The Obiter also has elected. The successful officer s are : Cl a r en ce Ru ch , Editor-inChief and Jack Tay lor , Business Manager.

Phi Tau Epsilon Dance
The Phi Tau Epsilon Sorority held their
annual social event in a novel "Country
Club" dance in the College Gymnasium ,
Saturday night , M ay 18, 1929. Between the
strains of Alexanders "Prolific Jazzacres "
and the thud of rubber balls one could hear
shouts of "Fore, " or "Boy!" "What a drive!"
The "Gy m " was decorated in green and
white and certain parts of it were given a
"gulf linkish " effect, even to the punch ,which
had a grass green color but a much better
taste.
Among the faces in the crowd one could
see many familiar sisters of previous years who
remain loyal to the college and to their sorority, and prove their loyalty by annually
attending these fetes.
The members of the sorority worked very
diligently to make this dance the success that
it really was. Its present officers are Miss
Charlotte Lord , president; Miss Mary MaIoney, vice-president; Margaret McHale ,
secretary and Esther Wruble , treasurer. Miss
Alice Johnston and Mrs. S. I , Shortess a,re
the faculty advisors.

Artist 's Course For 1929-1930

Oct. 11—Godfrey Ludlow, Violinist
Nov. 22—Tales of Hoffman
Dec. 20—Mora and Co. Magicians
Feb. 7—Play, "Back Home" The Sprague
Players
Apr. 4—Carl and 1 Dorothy Parrish, Two
Piano recital
3 lectures by Dr. Raiguel during Chapel
periods.

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Officers of the "Y" Organizations
At the last meeting of the Y. M. and Y. W.
C. A. the following officers were elected, Y.
W. C. A. President—Margaret Oswald, vicepresident—Nancy Haynes, secretary—Betty
Samuels, treasurer—Edith Reese.
Y. M. C. A; President—Raymond Hodges,
vice-president—Jack Taylor, secretary—Daniel Thomas, treasurer—Thomas Henry.
Our school is very proud of these two organizations and their fine work. Jack Taylor,
vice-president for next year was elected vicepresident of the State Student Council at the
recent Y. M. C. A. conference held in Gettysburg. Raymond Hodges, was elected a member ot the National Council Y. M. C. A.

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The Tau Kappa Phi sorority, held their
formal installation of next year 's officers in
conj unction with a fa rewell dinner for the
senior members .at the Elks Home, May 7.
Before the installation a chicken dinner was
served , during which Amelia Connelly fulfilled the role of a delightfu l and entertaining toast-mistress. The girls have shown
their confidence in Norma Knoll as president by re-electing her.
Mrs. Reams and Miss Williams were presented with corsages as tokens of the girl' s
appreciation for their aid during the year.
The retiring officers , and the newly installed
officers were presented with corsages by Mrs.
Reams and Miss Williams.
The banquet and the installation ceremony
were formal , but the fun which followed was
quite informal. Dancing followed with Mrs.
Reams and Loretta Fleming at the piano.
The following attended: Mrs. Reams, Miss
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Lucile Ulrich , Catherine Robbins.

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New Officers of Sororities and Frater nities
The month of May, with all her festivities
—dances, parties* banquets and the like—had
time to crowd in the various elections of the
sororities and fraternities. One must remember that when choosing officers , the various
Organizations must take into account the
scholastic standing, and personality, as well
as ability in leadership. The following persons have qualified in these in every respect.
The Phi Gamma Tau elected for President:
Minnie Howeth; vice-president, Dorothy
Harris; secretary, Gladys Clarke; treasurer,
Ruth Wagner.
The officers of the Tau Kappa Phi are:
president, Norma Knoll; vice-president, Margaret Struck ; recording secretary, Katherine
Jones; corresponding secretary, Magdeline
Schield ; treasurer, Genevieve Narbert.
The Tau Phi Epsilon elected for president,
Evelyn Jenkins; vice-president, Marion Forsythe; recording secretary, Myrtle Richards;
treasurer, Grace Lord.
The officers elected for the Delta Phi Sigma
are: president. Ethelda Young; vice-president
Frances Yetter ; recording secretary, Mary
Yettef j corresponding secretary, Gertrud e
Gavey ; assistant corresponding secretary,
Freda Novak; treasurer, Lorene Feister.
The new officers of the Alpha Delta Zeta
are: president, Maudrue O'Connell; vice-president, Ruth Stareck; secretary, Betsy Edwards; corresponding secretary, Edith Reese;
treasurer, Elizabeth Talbot.
The Alpha Phi Omega Dramatic Fraternity
elected for president, "Stub" Pennington ;
secretary, Armand Keller ; treasurer, Karline
Hoffman.
The Mu Phi Sigma Sorority voted for
president, Dorothy Haen ; vice-president,
Fannie Rupp; secretary, Muriel Reese; corresponding secretary, Virginia Tedesco ; treasurer, Gertrude Schraeder.
Those elected to offices in the Omega - Chi
Fraternity are : president, David Baker; vicepresident, Jack Morris; recording secretary,
Walter Stier : corresponding secretary, Gordon Wambaugh ; treasurer, Irvin Zarfoss; Sergeant-at-artns, Edgar Richards; chaplain, Wilbur Hibbard .

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The Senior Class Night program will be
given Monday evening, May 27th . The
program will take the form of a chapel program. There will be a Waller Hall skit ,
North Hall skit, Girl's Locker Room skit andi
a Berwick Girl' s skit. Each skit , will last fifteen minutes. After these skits there will b£
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ati event that has been held for so many consecutive years that it has been set as a standing school tradition , was held Friday night ,
May 17, 1929. It was "dedicated" to the
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not progressive. Its members even attempted a new tradition. By means of a small
section of confiscated bleacher stand from
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green and white streamers radiated in every
direction and at the north and south ends
their continuit y was broken by a wire suspended laterall y across the gymnasium. The
windows were decorated in queer straight
l ines , endin g suddenly in a sharp angle , giving a "jagged" appearance and was explained by the decorating committee as being
modernistic.
The dance was a complete success in every
way and the Junior class should be congratulated for the wonde rful "send-off" they
gave to the class of 1929. The dance committee consisted of "Vid" Jones , "Jo " Holuba , Norma Knoll , "P eg " Swartz , Ray
Hodges and "Eckie" Kraynack. By the
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The best baseball addicts the facult y could
m uster among themselves Thursday evening,
May 16,- 1929, eamg to Mount Ol ympus to
meet a North Hall aggregation in mortal
combat. After the crackling of bats had
stopped and the dust cleared from the field ,
the faculty team found themselves on the
lower side of a 9-3 score.
The "grade- givers " vere led by "BULLwar k" Nelson who played a stellar game behind the bat , ( mostly with words). In the
pitc hin g box was "Prof" Keller who is reputed to have pitched for the same institution that "Buster Lou" Gehrig comes from.
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pitchers and it became a habit. "Prof" Koch
entered the pitching box in the third inning
in a vain attempt to save the game.
The opposing battery was -"Piggy " Swinehart , a bur nt-out varsity catcher of previous
years and "Joe " Slominsky, a young pitcher,
who hails from "wild and wooly " Mocanoqua.
"Prof. " Reams , an impor t from the Kansas prairie , played a stellar game at third base.
He did look good at third and only had two
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The other infielders , who played with the
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Gettysburg star , at short; Koch started at
second base and later in the game his position was filled by "Vid" Jones. The southpawed "Prof. " Gilmore played a masterful
game at first,
The outfield contained a galaxy of stars
with Jones in left , Chief Spaid , the "arm of
the law ," but not Mensee , and "Prof. " Shortess a tempermental player , who insists on being driven to his position on a motor cycle ,
which is also used for fly-chasing.
Henry Warman played first base for North
Hall and Adamson ,Morgan and Kralikowski
held down the other infield positions respectively. In the outfield were Kanjors ki , Davis
and Reese. Mayor "Shorty " Edmunds , always debonair , threw in the first ball to open
the contest.

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West : Have any of you fellers lose a wrench?
Herby : Yes, me.
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West : You ain 't the guy. This wrench
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Mathews: Do you believe a rabbit's foot
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Prof. Koch : You bet! My wife felt one
in my pocket once and thought it was a
mouse.
J. J. Johns: Gee, Jack , when I went by
your house this morning I heard somebod y
swearin ' somethin ' awful.
Jack Shortess: Aw, that was my dad. He
was late for church and couldn 't find his
hymn book.
Parson ; Do you take this man for better
or for worse?

Miss Loose: Land sakes, parson, how can

I tell so soon?

Railroad engineer: Yep, I built this radio
all by myself, Harold.
H. Davis: I believe it; she whistles at
every station.
And now , dear customers, please excuse me.
The Light Company asked me to turn the
corner light out before I went to bed.

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