COLLEGE OBSERVES

ARBOR DAY

Prof, Hartline Arranges Program
A very delightful and entertaining
program was rendered by the representative students of the Nature
Study Club, Biology Class, Phi Lam'oi«% and Camp Fire Girls, The progr am vim under the supervision of
Professor Hartline, and the material
used was most entetraining.
The program was begun by singing
Joyce Kilmer '? "Trees." Each person
thoroughly enjoyed the beautiful sons,
and for hours afterwards, the music of
it was on everyone's lips. Miss Moore
contributed her usual cheery personuiily to the occasion.
Then President Flaas read the
"Parable of Trees" from Judges .9-7 to
15. Betcy Rutter, Helen Stacichouse,
Cora Frank, He len Eastman sang
that German Polk Song— "O Tannenbaum.1' Ic was delightfully rendered
first in German, and then in English.
The girls did fn:l j ustice to the beauty of the song. Raymond Hodges
read Governor Fisher's Proclamation
on Arbor Day. Martha Laird gave
some facts about our observance of
this arbor day. Mary Laird gave some
facts about tree story and sentiment,
in which she informed us that a tree
held as much of a story as any book
in the library, and that the tree was
j ust as capable of giving its story as
any book was. Her facts gave us
something to think about. Helen Leininger recited Grace Noll Crowell's
"Elms"—a beautiful selection, and one
of Miss Crowell's successes. Dorothy
Gresh told about the planting of
trees , and gave us instructions along
certain directipns as to the manner
and method of planting trees. Dorothy Foote gave an interesting talk
on tree care, and she gave us some
rather strict instructions as to the
proper care of trees. Gilbert Gould
told' about tree labeling, and he
showed the sort of labels that are
used on our own trees on our campus,
and he explained the meaning of the
names on the labels.
In closing, the assembly s a n g
"Grow Thou and Flourish Well," and
once again the student body showed
what they could do in the way of
singing—real, wide-awake singing!
We givo Profossor Hartline a most
enthusiastic vote of thanks for the
rlellghtful program that he mado possible for our entertainment.
Program
I.—ping "Trees" (Joyce Kilmor—AaContinued on Page 0
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POOR

-PERILS OF AFRICA VIVIDLY
HALLOWE'EN PARTY
MONDAY EVENING
RELATED BY EDMUND HELLER
COST LOCALS GAME

FIRST

HALF

Locals Gained More

If the Teachers' College football
team had played in the first half like
they did in the last half Saturday,
Keystone Academy would not have
won 19 to 6. BleemsBurg Had nine
first downs from scrimmage and Keystone three.
Breaks of the game provided two
touchdowns for Keystone, w h i l e
Bloomsburg was denied two by other
breaks.
An intercepted pass and a hidden
ball trick were directly responsible for
two touchdowns and a Bloomsburg
fumble was indirectly responsible for
the other. On the last play of the
game Bloomsburg took a kick on thaiv
own 38 yard line and' hurled a forward pass to Wadas. He was downed eight yards from the goal, unable
to step on across. A toot of the whistle prevented another touchdown.
Strausser had the ball with but inches
to make. As he went down he twisted the ball out ahead of him and over
the goal line, but the whistle had previously blown and Keystone took the
ball a foot from the line.
In the first half , however, the local
eleven looked sad. They played list'essly . and time after time Keystone
made substantial gains, but the team
^ld when Keystone needed territory
"or a first down, with the result that
'¦» e visitors, coached by Sid Goodwin,
former Bucknell player, made but two
first downs in the half. In the last
half they added another.
Time after time the locals plunged
into the line that held like a stone
wall, arid wore themselves out in their
'utile eff orts to get through. Open
playing, however, was good for substantial gains most of the time, and
the second hal f saw more of this.
School spirit was never at lower ebb.
Not more than 200 of the student body
of 700 turned out for Saturday 's
game.
The second half was an entirely different story. Zimmerman wont in as
quarterback, Jaffln as halfback and
Hawkins wont in on tho lino.
Keystone
Teachers* Colleges
Oummings .. L. E.
Slusser
Doitrick ..., L. T
Matthews
Q,
Whorloy ., ., L.
. ., , . . . . . ., Koster
Broig
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Companion of Roosevelt and Explorer Many
Himself Speaks Here
All the witchery and perils of the
vast and little known Central Africa;
the thrills and dangers of the big
game hunter and the methods employed in the hunt were combined in
a vivid word picture by Edmund Heller, scientist, traveler and explorer, in
the opening number of the lecture-artists' course of the Bloomsburg Teachers' College and keenly interested an
audience that well filled the college
auditorium last Friday evening.
Adding both color and interest to
'he lecture, given by the man who was
a member of the African party of the
ate Theodore Roosevelt, were a large
number of slides and two reels of motion pictures. Pictures and lecture
tended in bringing home to the aud'nce the real romance of the vast
African jungles.
Mr. Heller in opening his lecture
cautioned his hearers to go alone to
hunt game in Africa if they wished to
return heroes. He stated that he had
spent most of his life in the wildness
and had killed many animals but always in the interest of science. The
skins and skulls of these animals are
now in the Smithsonian Institute and
in other museums.
Worked While Teddy Read
On the African big game hunting
expedition, of the late President Roosevelt Mr. Heller measured, photographed and skinned all of the animals shot by the illustrious Teddy.
Each morning the party would leave
camp. As soon as Roosevelt shot an
animal he would retire to a shady
spot to read until Mr. Heller was
through with his work. Then the
hunt would continue until another an' mal was killed. That Teddy did not
kill more animals, Mr. Heller said,
was probably due to the fact that he
could not work faster at his work of
skinning them.
Mr. Heller said many of the animals
ho had killed are now in the Field
museum at Chicago. He spent many
'cars In Africa, about a year in southern China, in Burma, India, and on
the border of Tibet and also hunted
'i Mexico and Alaska, going to the
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Costumes Will Be
Seen

'Tention ! On Hallowe'en Eve a
party for averyone will be held. No
doubt you 're all wondering about it
and planning for it. It will be a dit^
ferent kind of party than any that
have been held here before. This will
be one that everyone may take part
in and therefore enjoy. The invitations that are being handed out have
an air of mystery about them. They
do not tell you much about it , so you
can count on a surprise, perhaps several of them before the end of the
evening. A lot of help is coming
crom. the students, which shows that
hey are interested.
The invitations must be presented
at the door. Without a doubt it would
¦>e well for each one to remember the
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verse :
If you're not costumed ,
Or you forget the invitation,
'Tweie better you had gotten
At another station !
Most of all , remember the costumes.
Everywhere around the school may
be found posters that act as reminders for this coming event. In the dormitory some common question are :
"What do all these large, black arrows mean?" "Where do they lead
you?" "What in the world is a Faculty Rummage Sale." All these and
more too, will be answered at the
party. Everyone on presenting their
contribution for this sale will be tagged. These tags serve the purpose of
a reward. The goal is to tag every-me in the school. Have you your
'ag? Now is the .time to get it, so
don't put it off any longer. Our aim
is to have every one present , and if
they are present they will be sure to
ave a very enjoyable time.
Remembering all of these things,
vou will come to dinner in your costume. From here you will journey to
the auditorium where there will be
surprises in store for all. Once more
—do not forget your costume I
Hank : Fritz can't come to the dance.
He's in the hospital. Someone stepped
on his pipe during the game.
Ex: I don't see how that would make
him go to the hospital.
Hank : It was his wind-pipe.
Siesko : Have you any thumb tacks?
Yca ger; No, but I have some fingernails.

under the direction of Phil Kcstcr
the trumpet in the hands of Reese
FACULTY
IN EDUCATION WEEK
was a renl blues provokcr and KcsThere are some trees that are en- ;
tor 's clarinet was a riot of smiles and
The men of North Hall invited tho
trusted with a Story. And they en- ' Several foreign countries will joi n
Davis and Siesko demon"huckles.
fold it. as faithfully as the books in the ,.. this year in the observation of Edu- gentlemen of the faculty to attend a I strated the j azz quialities of a hot sax
Library hold theirs. Among the trees cati on Week, inaugurated in the Uni- get-together meeting in an effort to , hile Williams at the piano, Yeager,
as among the books, "He who runs ted States several years ago by tho promote fellowship and to bring about j "he drums , and Davis with the banjo
American Commission of the American a "genial social atmosphere. This first rurnished a well moderated backmay read."
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! meeting was a decided success and , ground for the virtuosi.
You will think at once of the Stor- Legion.
Education
Week
will
be
observed
considering the short period in which
ies of our Lads and our Lass, whose
Other things that deserve more than
November
7
to
13.
The
extension
oi
they had to act , credit is due the mem- . passing mention are:
bedies lie in France and Belgium,
i Mr. Nelson 's ability as a conductor,
where the Poppies grow, and on the the effort to foreign countries is bers of the following committees:
Committee on Arrangements: Vid
bottom of the great sea—stones that 'vcught. about by co-operation of the
Ford's beautiful tenor voice,
interallied
veterans
federation
"idac.
Jones.
Tom Welsko. Ex Mathews, Eckie
have been committed for our Mem; Mr. Piem 's broad smile,
In its report to the Legion conven- Kvaynack and Ned Moore.
cries to the White Pine trees of the
Hodges' dusty throat,
tion in Paris, the Americanism ComCommittee on Entertainment : Lem1919 Hero Memorial Pinery.
?-t > Sutl'ff' s interest in music,
But you may hear this in the soft mission recounts progress in flag ed- j ons Ford , Heinic Morgan, Patsy Kner- Kraynack's assistance to the orchessighing of the Pines as you move rev- ucation and asserts that education of- ium. Howdy Stoddard and Tee-hee tra ,
greatest weapon against ; Siesko.
Palsgrove 's appetite for doughnuts.
erently among them. And some other fers "the
communism."
J The program was as follows:
day. perhaps at our observance of
Knerium's sad look,
Interest of the group in adult edu- ; Selection
Orchestra
The fast-disappearing refreshments.
Armistice Day in November, someone
¦\ition and Americanization has man- ; Welcoming address
Mr. Ford
who has heard it. will tell you some !
ifesed itself in efforts to obtain state Piano solo
Mr. Knerium
of the heroic but pathetic story, here. |
legislation providing for education ol : Song
Static Quartet
Today, since we have just passed i aliens, and in development «f a defl(BEAT WYOMING)
Ford . Sekulski. Krulikowski, Poole
Columbus Day. and are in this Arbor i nit plan for Americanization by com- jj
Addresses
Dr. Hass
Day. you shall hear the story proud- I munities.
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Mr. Sutliff
j y held and graciously proclaimed 10 ;
Each day of this week has been se -.
Mr. Rhodes Prof. Hartline: What is bacteria?
the se vi iio care to know, of Columbus i for seme special phase of the vori:
Williams : The rear entrance of a
Mr. Reams
Day. by the COLUMBUS ELM.
I One day is Community Day and ancafeteria.
Song—Adeline
Faculty Chorus
It is the grandest Elm on our Cam- j oth er is Citizenship Education Day
Messers Wilson , Riems, Fisher,
pus, and with the years, it is growing ' On Monday. November 7. the first nav
Koch , Hass, Rhoades, Hartline,
in grandeur.
cf Education Week, the chapel period
Hauseknecht. Sutliff , Booth—ConIt stands by the Tennis Courts. It ' ill be devoted to reports of the
ductor, Mr. Nelson; Accompanist,
GREETING CARDS
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is fast growing high enough to over- -.veek's activities as conducted in the
Mr. Fenstemaker
STATIO NERY
look the entire grounds end ail our United States.
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Recitation
Ford
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buildings. It continues to spread, in
Recitation
Mr. Ravenolt
tru e Elm fashion, and widens with tho
Recitation
Mr. Robert Davis
(BEAT WYOMING)
years the area it shades. The TenSelection
Orchestra
nis players, at its hours of service , ol(Refreshments)
ien experience its gentle ministration
Piano solo
Zeveny
of shade, of aind-song and biru- FACULTY TAKES UP
Song
Trio
terg. in its branches, with enriehmer l
Keller, Janell, Fisher
INDOOR SPORT
cf their lives , too often without cor - I
Piano solo
Fenstemaker
sciousness of its source.
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Ford
Th." male members of the faculty Song—"Hoko Moko Isle" ...;
But its story for this time is oi have taken a keen interest in the in- , Recitation—"Mary Had a Little Lamb"
2iappy lads and lasses of 3S93—the ; civin sport, commonly known as Voi • !
—Von Deutsch
Ford
Columbian Year, the opening of the Icy Bell Undor the coaching of Pro- ; Song— "Sweet Adeline"
Group
Invites You To Make !;
Great Columbian Exposition—in *Chi- leaser Koch, they have high hopr * j
Conductor , Mr. Riems
This Your Home
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cago, to celebrate ihe 403th Anniver- A beating a team composed of boy.j Alma Mater
Group
sary of the Discovery of America.
One
of
the
big
features
of
the
meet'
ITj
ru.
from
. all. The faculty ami j
At Al l Times
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In response to proclamation by Gov- boys are now dickering with Bill Hess j ing was the music by the orchestra
ernor and State Supt. these boys and Icr a box of cigars which is to be do- j
girls , like you today, responding to nated to the winner. The faculty it !
similar proclamation , planted this showing some worn spot:; in places
Elm to comemorialize the Day 's great and the boys seems to be in their ;
celebration of the great historic event, prime. May the best team come ottl
Below The Square
over the entire nation by the School of the conflict a winner.
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Children of the whole nation. And
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CLOTHIER
the celebration was well and happily
DRY CLEANING ,
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done and lives, as a thing of beauty, j
(BEAT WYOMING)
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PRESSING
AND
I I Will Keep This Record !:
in the memory of those boys and ,
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REPAIRING
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girls, fathers and mothers of some oi i
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you, as the tree lives. And they are j;
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Photographer:
You
want
your
picglorious livings which they share with
Pressed $1.00
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you. They look to you to do at leas'. I
Sinconis : Oh, that would be novel, i Ladies Dresses Dry Clean- j !
as well. That the planting was well j
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wouldn
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$1.25
tells.
dene—this tree also
horse before.
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The committee for getting the tree
(n ot buying it) was headed by one of
the School's greatest teachers—Pro- bringing it here.
And at the end of the planting, th ey
fessor Noetling, to whose memory a
sang
the stanza that you will be asked
on
the
walls
ol
bronze tablet is fixed
Waller Building. The others of the to sing at the close of this program >
committee were several husky lads, You will do as well. The tree's rewho proudly did their bit by digging sponse was as you nee, und as few of
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it from the Creveling Swamp and us, hear.
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SO THE LEGEND RUNS

It was a very beautiful garden, with
its trees which were so dainty ; with
the funny gravel pathos twisting about
like a childs' fancy. One of these fancifu l paths led to the "Cradle O'
Moons," a pool of water fed by the
turbid waters of the distant Rio de
la Plata estuary .
The northern-summer-sky clearness of this pool is, to my limited
knowledge, still a mystery and it was
this golden mysteriousness that served
as a motive for my purchase of the
picturesque estate which once belonged
to the now-forgotten Juan Domero.
The "Cradle O' Moons" never failed
to amaze me, and several months after my purchase of it, I suddenly
found myself gathering tiny golden
drops from the various places where
'he pale waters came up afc dawn of
each day to kiss the lips of the brown
earth. Upon a minute scrutiny, th2se
drops proved to be gold. Gold! Feveris'y, I set to work gathering more.
It became the obje ct of my life. Drops
of Gold from the "Cradle O' Moons "
Then upon my horizon , there appeared a wizened hag, mysterious,
rgly and old. When I heedlessly exposed my find, she held a drop o' g old
in her palsied hand and cackled , "Ha,
gold was the hair
"old, gold Ah
the finest gold!'"
of Juanitta, gold
After my exclamation of amazement
she fixed her blazing eyes upon me
They burned, and suddenly chilled my
passionate lust for the gold.
"Ha , ha, shall I tell the stupid lizard?" she rattled.
Her gutteral voice sounded like the
rattling of bones. (Perhaps Juanicta's bones;) I shivered , but nodded.
Clutching the gold in her fingers,
(they reminded me of talons!) she began,
"The Cradle O' Moons" is clear because Juanitta's eyes were so. Like
her gentle, foreign Mother, JuaniUu
was of gold and African ivory. She
and her Spanish gallant, the exiled
Juan Domero , were wedded on a day
in April, Just as the marble domes of
Buenos Aires smiled up at the morning
sun.
"But one eve, the gay Juan was attackel by an irate stallion , the most
noble sire of the stables. A young peon
ran for Juanitta , and ho found her
here, whispering strange things to the
Moons of the muddy waters. When
she heard the boy's babbling message,
Juanitta tore at her hair, throwing
grea t strands of it into the pool.
Then , with a hideous cry like that of
a dying vulture, the exquisite Juanitta hurlod her beautiful body to the
"Oradlo O1 Moons." This gold is tho
gold of her hair , th oso waters aro h er
clear ey es, and tho ovoning mist that
r ises h ero is h er spi r i t, an d now sh o
cries put to you to bo gone, but you
aro dumb—toad—bogon.o sho woeps!"

THE HEART OF A ROSE

• SHIPS WITH WHITE SAILS"

TO TERPSICHORE

The heart of a rose holds memories,— With long, cool finger-tips,
On with the dance !
Memories—some deep as the seas!—
The laughing rain brushed across O many feet to music's beat
Thoughts that were formed on life's
my lips,
Are moving on with lively swing.
highways,
And softly touched me with a longing, I "Come now my partner let us dance—
Thoughts—some leading to byways!
A longing for white-sailed ships!
Of all earth's pleasures dance is king."
•
"•ut the heart of a rose holds mem- Sailing to the top of the sea
On with Life's dance !
And careening back again, to me
ories,
O, all men's feet to Time's swift beat
Wnuld
bring a j oy as keen as pain, Are moving on, or straying here
' Memories—some brought ease!—
Or keen as rain—drench'd trees !
' -teas that centered on all of the past,
Are losing all their chance to win.
^nd ideas—which always must last !
O'er all the earth, time is the seer.
*'d look into the eyes
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Of a western storm and" watch it
¦'¦ut the heart of a rose is a sacred
On with death's dance!
rise,
thing,
A time must come when life is done,
' nd who knows what the heart might The while I'd stand at the helm of And all men cease on earth to go.
m y ship,
bring?
J And harken to the Seas' storm-cries ! Then death doth reap his harvest ripe,
Will it matter to the owner of the rose,
For fearful death is king below.
What the heart of it holds?
The long, cool finger-tips
—Helen M. Leininger '28
Of rain cam down and kissed my O Terpsichore!
Thou leadest the dance, but I enhance
lips
Thy beautous grace with music sweet,
Wtth all the mystery and lore
Without which thou would be as dead
Of seas and white-sailed ships !
COME OUT AND PLAY
As
my own art without life's beat.
—By Margaret Unbewust
Ch. little laughing boy—
When I saw you yesterday
I wondered if you still would say
"Oh—please come out and play!"
Oh little, merry boy.
Oh crying, little boy—
In your eyes I see the pain,
Eyes that laughed through pouring
rain,
Brown eyes that tell your heart is
slain.
Oh crying,'little boy.
Oh ,

little wistful boy—
If you only could have known
If you only could be shown
That I so very old have grown
And play no more with wistful boys.

—KENNETH YOCUM.

MOON TALK
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I felt the moon shining
Last night, on my hair.
It was turning to silver
The world everywhere.
I looked up and smiled.
He stared back at me,
Quite puzzled, I'm sure
With what he could see.
For I sat in my window
On two cushions red.
I smiled at the moon
And he nodded his head.
—CLEMENTINE F.

Oh , broken little boy—

I'm sorry that I ever knew
The pretty pixie that is you,
For my heart is torn too.
(Strange what a few, short years will
do) !
Oh, broken , little boy.
—ELEANOR SANDS.
Cold and trembling, I raised my
wretched head, but the hag had disappeared, vanished as it were , into
the air. A low moan reached my
ears and as I turned to the "Cradle
O1 Moons," a white apparition hung
over the pool. With an agonizing
shriek, I leaped toward those cursed
wntors, as something clutched at my
shoulder!
Bed clothing covered and stilled mo.
Jenkins was tapping my shoulder , an d
his discveot smirking annoyed mo.
"Bad dream, sir?" ho asked.
I gvuntod non-committodly and
gladly oscapod to my bath !
—By Margaret UnbcwuBt

FOR MARGY—AGE FIVE
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Sun Child
"You like butter?"
Says the sun.
"You like butter?"
"No, ro."
"You like butter,"
Says the sun.
•' You like butter .
Glow! Glow!"
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In the Sun
Head on fire
Just for fun
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Cheeks of flame
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R ed out d ono
Apple chin
Corn-gold skin
Faco lit up
Buttercu p
Will I ever see you in the sun?
—OLIVER L.

JESTERS

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I Last night
I saw a star up through the tree,
I smiled upon this weary world,
I wept, and star-dust wafted down
To me!
Next morn
Before the dew rose from the earth,
jI Before the sun touched western hills
This heavy heart was gifted well
With mirth !
I laugh,
And love the dawn of each new day,
Stars shine upon a happy world,
And my heart is buddingly new
And gay!
—Margaret Unbewust
tWO MOONS
A poet saw the moon—
A golden lady with a filigree veil,
Riding in a chariot ,
Riding in a chariot across the nightdark sky ;
A great golden ball with silver dripping rain,
Rolling thru the heavens,
Rolling thru the heavens along a silver path.
A scientist saw a moon,
A great naked planet,
Not a sign o! life upon it,
Not a bird or tree or man ;
With its silence yet unbroken
By the whisper of a murmur,
Lying found the deep, dark craters
With their frozen , desolate shadows
And their dazzling, intense sun.
—Mary Laird. '28

Y. W. C. A. ACTIVITI ES

MAROON AND GOLD

The weekly meeting of the Y. W.
was held immediately after dinner
last Wednesday evening in the audiTHOMAS YVIOLSKO
torium. Miss Phyllis Langford preI'M H o r - i n - C l i i c f
sided. The topic of this meeting was
F K A N C I K A. Al c l l l H i i r .
"Faith," and Miss Langford discussed
Bushicss M a n a ger
' Faith" in a capable manner.
K D I T O K I A L, STAFF
We seem to have obtained the coS t e r l i n g Strausser
spciation of the Junior girls. An exRay H a w k i n s
ample of this was shown , when a
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VV. 13. Yea y er
U n t i l Baxter
quartette , composed of Murile Jones
Cl a u d e M i l l e r
M a r j n r i e Orr
Jane Williams, Eleanor Ames, and
. M i H o n a Bolen
"Vli'dred Evans, displayed their taleni
H e l e n L e i n i i i Ker
lOIeanor. Hands
very beautifully by rendering severa
A n n a Turri
vecal selections , which were well reWarren I' e u n i n gLon
A r t n a n d Keller
ceived by the audience. We hope to
Th omas 11 Alerrick
K e n n e t h Y oeum
hear from these girls often .
I J o t t y Uobcrls
All Y. W. members who attended
BUSINESS STAFF
the "Tea" last Sunday afternoon hac ;
•l a r k Fortner
a lovely time. A delightful program
Cnsimcr Wadas
I I n l a n d Lave lie
/as arranged consisting of the l'olMarcella Liiiski
owing members:
'J l i i r y Kersliaw
AJ i i d r c d J i e l i m
Group
Music
Audience
M a r jorie I' urscl
"The World Is Waiting for the
C a r l i n e H of fman
Hett y K u t t e r
Sunrise. "
TburKivbcrt Scliuylcv
A m e lia. AVonsavage
"Drifti ng and Dreaming."
"My Wild Irish Rose."
S ITH S C J U I ' T I O N RAT JCS
Speech of Welcome
Irene Kornell
To F a c u l t y, Stu d e n t s a n d A l u m n i ?1 i.J iano Duet
per yea r in advance.
Dot Berdine and Cora Prank
lOn lered as second class m a i l m a t t e r
Speech
Dr. Haar
at t h e Post O f f i c e at Rlooinsburg, I'a.
Quartette
Jane Williams.
Muriel Jones, Eleanor Amos, MilTIIEODORE ROOSEVELT
dred Evans.
Reading
Mildred Bahn
Roosevelt Day is being observed in Friendship Circle
Audience
this country on October 27. This day ; Follow the Circle
Audience
has been set aside to commemorate j Everyone enjoyed Dr. Haas'
talk on
the memory of Theodore Roosevelt,, the "Benefits of the 'Y'."
who has always been famous as an 1 Mildred Bahn's reading was very
upright and courageous public ser- entertaining to the audience. Mildred
vant.
i) v oup;ht back memories of our early
Thodore Roosevelt was made Presi - school days which we hope never to
dent after McKinley 's death in 1901.
Since early manhood he had striven forget.
Muriel Jones, Eleanor Amos, Jaiv
for pure politics and more efficient Williams, and Mildred Evans really
government. In 1900 Roosevelt was '.ej- erve the name of the "Y" quavgovernor of New York , and the lead- ette, and as
"our own" we are very
ers of the Republican party in that
•oud of ttyem.
state who did not like his zeal for reAfter the Group Music, Tea was
form, managed to have him nominated served by the cabinet members to
for the vice-presidency in order to ibout fifty girls. Our rooms in Science
prevent his re-election as governor, Tall were used to the best of advanThey little dreamed that by this act '•.age. Although we have not furnished
they were making him the leader of our rooms yet, we hope to have them
the nation in its struggle for a sciuavo arranged very nicely in the near fudeal in business and for higher social ture.
ideals. The new president was a vigThe tea is one of our first activities
orous, bold , enthusiastic ' and out- this year. We hope to have a social
spoken man of rare ability and the event once a month , and we want all
highest integrity . He was unselfish, the Y. W. members to enjoy these afabsolutely fearless, and a born leader "airs with us.
of men. No other American since
Abraham Lincoln has had so great an
Y GI R LS CANDY SA LE
influ ence for goQd upon the thought
Candy, peanuts and gum on sale
and life of our people.
overy night in the "Y" room. Special
We owe a great debt of gratitude to (every Wednesday night, Polar Pies.
Theodore Roosevelt for our splendid- 3e sure and use your share.
forest reserves, the result of his conservation policy. His statesmanship ported by Roosevelt is the Reclamaand political tactics won for us added tion Act, passed during tho early part
honors in the commercial world upon of his administration,
For these
the completion of the Panama .Canal things and because of his many serin 1914. One of the big projects which vices to the nation it is altogether
1ms since proven most valuable.to our fitting that wo should sot aside one
western farmers and which was sup- :lay of the year in his memory.
I ' n l i l i s l i c t l w e e k l y by the .stiuU'iits <>£ tlio
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THINGS TO REMEMBER
FOOTBALL TEAM TO
WHILE EATING IN
PLAY ANCIENT RIVAL
THE DINING ROOM

Saturday afternoon the boys wearing
1. Don't hog the tooth-pick—pars it
the Maroon and Gold will line tip
along.
Wyoming.
,
against their ancient rivals
2. When eating peas use your knife.
This game is always looked forward to
3. Don't wash your hands in the
as a big event, both by the students
may look like water but it is
bowl—it
and the Alumni.
soup.
gone
Coach Booth's proteges have
4. Don't put toothpicks in the soup
through a hard week of practice and
many of the defects visible last week thinking they are noodles.
have been remedied.
The line has been strengthened con- The smart upper classman to a stusiderably. Ex Mathews , varsity tackle pid Prosh: Tired walking—try i-unning.
last year, has returned to his old post.
Visitor talking about a group of
W. Pennington has helped to strengthProsh
boys : "Someone bring me the
en the guard position and Slusser , a
former back, is putting up a nice game book from the fellow with the black
tie."
at end.
with
The backfield has been bolstered
Now that the deficiencies have been
the addition of Zeveny, a former Hanover Township High school star. He given out, it will be a good time for
has been showing up well in practise many of the students to start reformwith his running and passing. He ap- ing.
pears to be a second Brominiski in the i
i! If the girls keep up the playing in
second department.
their sports they will probably ask the
from
recovering
a
slowly
Ruch is
badly sprained ankle while other in- varsity football team for a game.
juries to the team are not coming along |
so well. Captain Hawkins 'who suffered i
a wrenched knee in the West Chester
SENIOR CLASS NOTES
game will hardly be able to play the
next game. Keller, with a broken hand , |
A meeting of the Senior class was
will be out of the game for the season.
held
on Thursday of last week. SevHundreds of local students have
planned to see the game at Nesbit Sta- eral important business items of the
dium, Kingston. It is hoped that class- class were discussed and acted upon
of these was the question of class
es will be cut short or cut out alto- One
r'.ue£' . The class plans to' have a reggether Saturday morning so as to give
meeting date every second Thursthe students an opportunity to see the ; ular
1r> v at 11:45. It is quite important
game. The boys seem confident of
winning and there is no doubt in their that the whole class turn out, for a
number of things of interest to everyminds as to who has the better team.
one will be discussed. Mr. Garrity
With the aid of the student body the j
was unanimously accepted by the
team can not help but win.
^lass, Anyone who wishes to purThe turnout of students at last
chase any class j ewelry, such as a
week's game was not what it should
ring or pin , should at his earliest conhave been. The student body was there
venience hand his name to one of the
j ust about 30 percent strong. We would -j lass
officers.
like to know where the other 70 perThere are a number of ways in
cent was?
which the Senior Class may increase
LET'S ALL GO TO WYOMING AND
'ts funds. At the next meeting ways
HELP THE BOYS COME, THROUGH
and means for doing this will be
WITH A VICTORY.
called for. Each member should be
ready with a suggestion. If the class
will work as a unit there is every
FOR M ER STUDENT
reason why some worth while things
W SNS C HAMPION SHIP
may be accomplished during this
year.
Augustus N. Towsen a former
(BEAT WYOMING)
Bloomsburg State Teachers College
SURPRISE PARTY GIVEN
student, last night won the State
Chess Championship. Mr. Towsen Js
A surprise party was given Saturday
now a student at Albright. Due to
'h o win , the championship changed night in honor of "Trudy " Flowers in
hands for the first time in twenty the room shared by Betty Roberts and
"Sandy " Roberts. Miss Nelly W. Jones
years.
It was Mr. Towsen who first intro- of Plymouth was the guest of honor. A
duced chess at North Hall , and many delightful luncheon was served to the
of the older follows remember the ex- following girls: Hilda Robinson, Ethel
citing games of chess which were pro- Price, Margery Kline, "Fluffy" Snyder ,
moted. He also( started tho students Nellie W. Jones, "Trudy " Flowers,
and fucultj' with his wonderful pow- "Sandy " Morris and Betty Roberts.
or of concentration. Here's hoping Dancing and pillow-flghting were the
tho championship does not change big features of the evening. Story telling was also enjoyed by all.
hand.s for onei ther twenty years.
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"Ho hum! Ho hum! You really will Green leaves, brown leaves , no , no , no ,
CHAPEL PROGRAM CALENDAR
Thou gaudy winged thing
sleepy
dismy
rather
to
excuse
have
Ited leaves, gold leaves , falling so,
That sailest afar,
position this morning, but you see I G ray sky s, clear skys,
In the infinite air
vlonday—Speaker—Mr. M. T. Yamam not as yet accustomed to rising at Golden skys for me,
,
Like
meteoric
star
amoto.
5:00 A. M.!" Such were the early I would all tho year
Wednesday—Music
Appreciation Cluo
morning apologies of the Camp Fire Au tumn might be.
O'er land and o'er sea,
—Miss
Cannon.
Girls! Apologies they were—but each Red flowers , blue flowers, on the hill
Not calm like a gull ,
Thursday — Senior Class Meetingof them accepted not only on faith, but Pink flowers , white flowers by the rill But with buzzing and roar
Important.
on the matter of dire necessity !
With spring have flown
I
And
scarcely
a
lull.
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Keller.
It didn't take them very long to for - Leavi ng goldenrod
get about their interrupted sleep, be- G "ass and brilliant leaves
(BEAT WYOMING)
Thus modern man's life
cause ahead of them lay a j ourney of For us to trod.
j
I Grows more and more fast.
hikin g, with lots of fun at the end of
Will he not simply go
it! True, no one could tell just how Winds b l o w , rains flow , no, no, no.
WORDS TO A PICTU R E
To
ruin at last?
wide awake they were—for it was still Sunshi n e , breezes float , bal m y oh ,
quite dark when they left the campus. Indian summer
It seems so to me—
It is failArbutus Park was their goal. It was Oh stay no t away
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tremble
with
fear,
'
She has bright hair ;
reached like most goals—after a strug- B u t when you do com e
! Eager to earn
j When I think what may come—
Oh
then
do
stay.
Ble!
- Kenneth Yocum | But I am no seer.
I Rich sunburn
The fire was big, and bright, and
!
| She has often run
held all the wonderful qualities that
j If thou art symbol
Face toward the sun.
wonderful fires always hold ! It was
(BEAT WYOMING)
:
j Of progress yet to he
made from staunch branches, in Ini She deserves
j Let me not be witness!
dian fashion. Miss Cannon proved j ust
;
Then let me not see!
Her elbow curves;
she
knew
about
the
art
of
how much
—KENNETH YOCUM. j A white duck
Musical Indeed
^
fire making, and the rest of the girls
There got stuck
We will now adjo urn to the lobby
just stood by and stared in astonished
(BEAT WYOMING)
soup.
yielded its charms
while
Merrick
eats
his
And
amazement. Miss Cannon contributed
To her arms.
so very much to our early morning !
Ask Me Another
is
the
corner
around
—Oliver L
She—"Where
party.
Oh , tell me, please, for goodness ' sake,
here?"
Bacon and eggs were fried on hot
Must night fall because day breaks ?
rocks, and again Miss Cannon was the He—"Why you 're standing on it."
She—"Beg pardon. No wonder I Must fleas fly because flies flee?
only successful person who could hold
Must ships have eyes when they go to
on to her egg at all. You see, the eggs could not find it."
sea?
have a rather peculiar habit of always
Must
pens be pushed and pencils lead?
wanting to dash down the side of the Garrity : "I was in a j am last night." Must there be springs in the ocean
rock, or else part company with the Nick : "Tell me all about it but don't
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bacon, and so it is very necessary that spread it too thick."
! But most of all I want an answer,
first you find a flat stone, so as to hinGirl : "Why did n't you answer me?" Is a busy-body a hula dancer?
der the progress of the egg,, and that
1
Boy : "I did shake my head."
second, you find a level place on which
Women
John W. Knies, Mgr.
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to put the stone ! Bread was toasted < Girl : "Well , I could not hear it rat I
like
our
college
women,
on the prongs of sticks, and at last our tle over here."
I have to like their way.
very elaborate and altogether clean (?)
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I
know
they
need
no
pockets,
you
know
he
was
drunk?"
How
do
breakfast was made! During the course
It's the North Hall boys that pay.
He was looking in the cuckoo clock
of the meal, when a can of beans had
—Anon.
been scorched beyond the "done stage," for eggs. "
Miss Kline informed us that charred
Prof. Shortess: Have you lived In Leininger : Have you heard the new
food was very good for people, and
i Four Wheel Brake Song?
that those who ate charred food vvoro Bloomsbure all your life?
Yuran : No, how does it go.
Mutt
Miller:
I
don't
know.
I
haven't
almost sure to never get indigestion !
SUNDA ES
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Leininger:
For we'll break the news I
We all are quite sure that not one of died yet.
to mother.
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us will ever be bothered with the tui rible disease !
"Some of the fellows up in North i
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The party consisted of the following Hall think that knives and forks must Fisher : What kind of cigarettes are
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talie Waytel, Martha Yavorsky, JL'lea- Ward , "to be taken after meals."
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belle Chelosky and Helen Leininger.
Vital : Young men 's cast aways!
Prof. Pisher: What is the use of the
external ear?
ii
(BEAT WYOMING)
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Delmore
:
It
is
mostly
used
to
catch
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on Saturday afternoon by the score of
21 to 0.
The coaches of the two teams known
on the campus as "Socky " and "Jinx"
have been pals all their lives. They
played on the same High School team
and both played on the teams representing the Teachers College.
It was the first time each used his
wits against the other in athletic
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^ Oapperell: You have already had it. i
Prof. Sutliff : If you earned forty
dollars a week and gave your mother
half , what would she have?
McLaughlin : Heart failure. •
Price: Why were th ere so many men
at the Dempsey-Tunney fight?
Morris: Because most of them bought
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Wanted—A Girl
George Schwartz and Margaret
The extent to which a minority of
the population of Pennsylvania is being ¦ Up in North Hall sits a small lonely Maimvaring, both of the class of 1923,
were married last year. Mr. and Mrs.
taxed to maintain the various depart!
| lad ,
disgovernment
is
ments of the state
I He has no one to love and he feels Schwartz are residing on Lincoln St.,
closed by the department of commerce very bad ,
\ Hazleton. Mr. Schwartz is supervisor
in an analysis of the 1926 financial He feels very bad and his head's in a of music in the Locust St. school buildin g, Hazleton.
transactions.
whirl,
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Miss Madeline Foulk, Emeline Fritz,
It shows that 40% of the State 's in- Sd I'm writing these lines to get him
Effie
Palmer , Madeline Monroe Hanof
busilevying
come is derived from
a girl.
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,
all
of the class of '23, are attendsen
ness and non-business license fees, to
the total derived from this source last He's ju st a poor Preshie away from his ing Columbia University this term.
year having been $49,527,259. Of the ma,
| Miss Mary Barrett and Dorothy Mc,
,053
ownwas paid by
latter sum $31 442
The poor lad's so lonesome, he cries for Dermott of the class of '24 are teachers of motor cars, $8,080,053 as tax on
his pa,
i ing in Woodbridge, N. J.
gasoline and $23,361,100 as automobile He is so down-hearted he can't even ; Mr. Emmet Hoyt of the class of '23
license fees. The remainder of the tax
think
is principal of the High School at
was paid by hunters, fishermen and by But he looks so cute with his nice little Three Mile Bay, N. Y. He wishes to be
persons obtaining permits in various dink.
remembered to all the classmates.
activities.
Mr. Ray Edwards, president of the
It is pointed out that these people So, girls, to this ad won't you please class of '23, will be a full-fledged minare paying their proportionate share in pay heed
ister next June.
other departments thus putting them And come to the aid of a Freshman in
"Ox" Miller of the class of '23 is atin a special class in the levying and need.
tending State College where he is takPlease answer this ad and answer it
collection of revenues.
ing a course in forestry.
quick,
That the tendency is toward still
Mr. Walter Krolokowski is principal
higher assessments against motor car Just write to Lawrence Ford, so he cf a large grade school in Hanover
owners is indicated by the department's won't get sick.
Township. He is a member of the class
study of state finances. Since the in- !
of '23.
ception of motor car licenses, taxes Found on Knierim's registration
Mr. Francis McHugh of the class of
have steadily increased and have been card :
increased by tax on gasoline. Though
Question : Give your parents' names. '23 is attending the Alma Mater this
¦term, doing graduate work. Please give
these measures have called forth a Answer: Mamma and papa.
him some information as to the whereflood of opposition they have been inabouts of some of the former classcreased rather than lowered.
Dew: Do you like English ?
mates. Also of the class of 22 and 24.
Morgan : Yep.
Mr. Jones of the class of '23 is hapDew:
Why?
'
pily
married and living in Scranton.
FORMER STUDENT MARRIED
; Morgan: It's all I can speak.
j He is busily engaged in the real estate
j business and will always be glad to see
Miss Thelma Riegel, graduate of the
Kehoe On letter to her father) : Send < any of the old gang.
Junior High School Department of me some money. I have to get a tie
1923 class, was married September first j for gym.
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to Mr. William Ralph Bond. Mrs. Bond
j . Dad's reply : Let Jim buy his own
FLOWERS PLACED IN LIBRARY
has been a teacher in the eighth grade ties.
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of Nescopeck schools since her gradui
i
ation from Bloomsburg. Mr. Bond was Nyhart : Who was that peach I saw
The flowers which you have seen in
(graduated from the physical depart- you with l£St night?
the library are for you to enjoy as well
j
ment of the Springfield College, SpringKrafchik : She wasn't a peach, she '. as the librarians. These flowers were
fi eld , Mass., in June. He has accepted was a grapefruit.
j placed there with the compliments of
a position as coach in the State Col!
Nyhart: Why grapefruit?
the Y. W. C. A.
lege at Pullman, Washington.
Krafy : I squeezed her and she hit
me in the eye.
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Moore: I've lost my dog.
Bolen : Why don't you advertise in
Bigelow
R. G
Fritz the paper?
Downing
R. T
Welsko
Moore: My dog can't read.
Rhodes
R. E
Wadas
Prof. Reams : What made you overDane
Q. B
Kraynack
sleep
this morning ?
Morgan — L. H.B
Zimmerman
Stoddard : There are eight in our
Pish
R. H. B
Zeveny room, but the alarm was set for only
Frost
F.« B
Strausser seven.
Period score:
Keystone
7 12 0 0—19
Readier: You 've got a cold.
Teachers' College
0 0 0 0— 0
Kalweit: Yeah.
Touchdown—Morgan , Frost, Rhodes, Readier: How did you get it?
Slusser.
Point after touchdownKalweit: I slept in a field last night
Frost. Substitutions — Galanti for
and somebody left the gate open.
Downing, Zinski for Dane, Penningi
ton for Kester, Hawkins for Matt hews, JafTin for Zimmerman, ZimSalesman : Let me demonstrate this
merman for Krapnack. Referee— vacuum cleaner to you.
MacCrea; umpire—Mercer ; head linesPeg Cox: I don't want It. I have no'
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II.—Reading — "Parable of Trees "
(Judges 9:7-15)—President Haas.
III.—Singing — "O Tannenbaunr Betty Rutter, Helen StackhoUoi;
Cora Frank, Helen Eastman.
IV.—Reading—Proclaiming Arbor Day
(Gov. Fisher) —Raymond T. Hodges,
(Phi Lambda).
V.—Our Observance of This Arbor
Day.
Some Tree Facts—Martha Laird,
(Phi Lambda) .
Tree Story and Sentiment—Mary
Laird, (Biology Class,
"E'.ms"—(Grace Noll CrowelD —
Helen Leininger (Camp Fire
Girls).
Tree Planting — Dorothy GfesH,
(Biology Class).
Tree Care—Dorothy Foote, (Phi
Lambda).
Tree Labeling — Gilbert Gould,
(Phi Lambda).
VI. — Singing —" Grow Thou and
Flourish Well"—Assembly.
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Mr. Heller confined his talk largely
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of the Moon while to the south are
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