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PHI GAMMA
TAU DANCE
WAS HELD
Was One of the Most Colorful
Dance s Held This Season
by This School.
The Phi Gamma Tau Sorority last
Saturday, eventing: held one of the
most colorful dances of the season.
The gym was appropriately and
most tastefully decorated in the sorority colors, purple and gold. Purple
and gold erepe paper pennants softened the li ghts and threw a glow over
the entire assemblage. Purple and
gold Crepe paper streamers formed a
canopy over the gym , and in the corners , great vases of lilacs helped to
carry ou t the color scheme. Lamps
and cushions added their tou ch and
the whole thing resembled more some
nook of fairyland than our prosaic
gym.
The orches tra
furnished
for the
evening was Alexander 's. These
strutting syncopators were at their
best.
The crowd was j ust large enough
to fill the hall, but small enough to
prevent the necessity for pushing.
Many very pretty evening gowns
were in evidence.
Miss Elizabeth Delaney and Mr.
i Theodore Davis rece ived. Miss Conway, Mrs. Riemer and Miss Edmunds
were patronesses ; Dr. Rienrer , patron.
The dance was voted a most enjoy able affair by those present.
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
PHI SIGMA LAMBDA
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LEST WE FORGET
It is appropriate on the day of the thirtieth, tha t we remember
the heroes who sleep. They deserve great ^reverence—those brave •
boys who so gallantly died to make this a better world to live in—and
it is ours t o "bear the torch" of peace on high, that their lives may
no t have been given in vain.
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FOR ONE OF THEM
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The scarlet poppies flaunt their lithesome grace
Over your dear , dead eyes of dust—
May rains are spilling silver on your face
Which now is nothing but cold must.
The stars above that dance and gayly sing
Wonder if you can feel their sting
Of brilliance , on your brown and shining hair,
They smile and wonder if you care ;
For they remember the j oys that you must miss,
And so they stoop and softly kiss
Your brow , because all that you had you gave
To lie in a lonely soldier 's grave.
I might have forgotten that you are dust—
But
On the wall is your rifle—b rown with rust.
NORMAL WINS FROM MAN SFIELD
LAST FRIDAY BY SCORE OF 6 TO 5
Mansfield Scored Five Runs in Last Two Innings. Rushin , of Bloomsburg, Has Home Run. Second Victory For Bloomsburg
Over Mansfield For This Season.
Entertained by the Misae» Gommer
What looked like an easy victory
and O'Connell.
for the Maroon and Gold squad at the
of the seventh inning on the local
Last Friday evening Misses Mild- end
turned into a hard
field
ircd Gommer and Maudrue O'Connell foughtlastballFriday
game
in the nnaJ innings
(entertained the Phi Sigma Lambda when Mansfield Normal
scored five
ssorority in the domestic science rooms runs. The Maroon and Gold
finally
iin Science Hall. Upon entering the claimed their seventh victory of
the
rroom each person received a slip of season by a score of G to 5.
leaner with a number on it. Later in
" Fritz , Mainville boy, starttthe evening Miss Conway drew num> ing"Jap
his
first game for Bloomsburg,
lij crs and the girl holding these num- had the visitors
at his mercy for the
bers received a prize. Miss Adda Ed- first seven innings.
A hit was made
wards was the "lucky " girl. A lunch- by Mansfield in the first
and another
eon was then served. The favors safety clouted oft* his delivery
the
were paper dolls, dressed in pink , seventh, but for five innings hein held
wvith lolly pops inside. After ' the Mansfield' s heavy hitters without a
um ehean was served a guessing game
)»n Shakespear 's plays was held. Miss safety.
nave up by Mansfield gave them
Uraco Walter won the prize. The re- twoA runs
in the eighth inning and
mainder of the evening was spent in then ninth
inning rally netted three
-a
Itl tmcing.
more
runs.
was rushed to the*
Miss Claire Comway and Miss Kath- mound after Roan
two
were
out and the
'y yn Loose were the invited guests.
tying run was on second base. Lloyd
was safe on Kraynack's error and Hill
— Intericholattic Track Meet—
moved to third, Kelly then lined out
to Garrity for the final out and Normal fans u ttered sigh s of relief.
CARD OF THANKS
Normal got their first runs in the
family
initial inning and then drove GarbeUa
Mr. Samuel Williams and
/i/Ish to express their heart-felt gratl- from the mound when they staged a
timlo for L'ho expressions of sympathy rally in the sixth , after two wore out.
nnd tho beauti ful flowers sent by the Bill Rushin, center fielder , had a home
uunior Class and the 0. C. Fratern ity run into the gr ove that inning. Tho
ball easily cleared the loft field fence
\\ their recent boroavomient,
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and it was one of the hardest hits
made on our play ground in some
time.
The victory over Mansfield last
week was tho second of the season,
for our boys. At Mansfield the score
was 5 to 4. Fritz 's pitching was very
good, although he was hit hard at the
close. Had the fielding been snappier in three innings, however, the
rallies of the visitors would not have
carried so much .weight.
Mansfiel d got two men on base at
the start but could not score. Garrity drew a pass to open our half of
the inning. Wilson fanned, Garrity
stole second and went to third on
Wada 's single, McGrafch popped to
Kelly.. Yasrahofeski singled, scoi'ing
the runners.
The, game then developed into a
pitcher 's battle and no runs were
made until- Blooms'burg staged the
batting rally in the sixth. Bar bo 11o
was driven from the mound in that
in ning.
Two were out when Yarshefoski
singled. Rushin then hit the ball into
tho grove for a 'home run, Bra dahaw
singled and stole second, He scored
when Fritz poled out a two ply swat
to left field.
With tho gamo apparently safel y
Continued, On Pago Eight
DRAMA BY
DEVEREUX
PLAYERS
"The Romance of Youth " Wa>
Presente d Last Monday
Evening.
"The Romance of Youth," given by
the Devereux Players, last Monday
evening in the auditorium , concluded
the Concert and Players Course for
1926-1927.
"Th e Romance of Youth" is a
poetic drama in three acts by Serann
and Joaquin Alvarez-Quintero.
The characters wer e :
"Aur&a"==daughter of the Duka and
Duchess of La Fontana—portrayed
by
"Miss Zinita Graf."
"Berto Cellini"—the madcap son of
and innkeeper—played by
•
Mr. Clifford Devereux
The first act was in a . shady spot
in the woods near Solar de la Montana in Spain where Aurea is sitting
reading a book and dreaming. Cellini
comes—j ust to see Aureau, pretending to be his blind brother—but before leaving makes himself known
and tells Aurea of his love. (This
act is in May 1805). They part, supposedly forever.
The second act is the summer house
known as Jasmire Cottage, near Seville. Fifteen years have elapsed.
Aurea has become countess of Miralu z and Cellini , the Duque de El—by
his own wit. Aurea has sent for Cellini , knowing the Dugue is he—to
come to the cottage. Aurea pleads
for her husband to be spared in a
duel which is to be fough t. Cellini
grants her wish.
Act three is in a room in the house
of the Count de la Selva in Madrid—
the daughter of Aurea (1850).
Again Aurea has sent for Cellini. This
time he1 is disguised as a traveling
musician. She invites for a purpose
but during their conversation Aurea
tells Cellini who she is. When Cellini leaves it is to come again tomorrow and play for her grandson who
has taken a strange liking to Cellini's
violin music.
The setting and light effects were
executed by Devereux studios.
—Interfcholastic Track Meet-—
TEACHERS' CONTRAC TS
Nearly All Members of Faculty Have
Signed Contract*.
• It is gratifying to announce that
nearly all of the members of the
faculty have signed contracts to roturn next year. Present indications
are that we shall have the smallest
number of now teachers in many
years. It is a high comp liment to the
presont teaching force that nearly all
were ofFerod now contracts. It is
equally gratifying to know that confidence in the future growth and development of the school has brought
an almost unanimous response in the
signing of contracts for the ensuing
year.
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Exchan ges
• I — n~ —i~ *n—-n—>i«—•««—>¦—u ^ia ^— ¦¦—•¦¦—• ¦« i
Types of Students.
Rowboat students have to be pushed
wherever the y go.
Sailboat students go with the wind
and the hot air.
Steamboat students think out where
they want to go and go.
—The Comet.
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Springtime .
Springti me and youth are analogous terms; springtime the budding
for t h of Na t ure's beau ty, young,
fresh and refreshing; youth, civilization 's fu t ure, young and enlightened
with inspirations.
—The Snapper.
SONG HITS
Who Wouldn 't
Climb the Highest Mountain
In the Middle of the Night
Trying to Forget
Old Fashioned Sal.
I Found a Million Dollar Baby
Wis tful and Blue
Beside a Garden Wall
In a Little Spanish Town.
Pretty Cinderella
Pu t Your Arms Where They Belong
What Do I Care What Somebody Said
Pal of My Lonesome Hours.
I Love the Moonlight
In a Little Spanish Town
High , High Up In the Hills
At Peace With the World and You.
SURPRISE PARTY
vided , Bloomsburg annexing one
group and Seminary winning the othHeld in Honor of Miss Dorcas Epler er. R uck ¦and Jenkins defeated Kammire and Ziegler. The pairs wero
on Saturday Evening.
pretty evenly matched and the sets
' Saturday evening, Ma y 21, a sur- were hotly contested. Ruck, who has
prise birthday party was held in room not lost a double match so far this
204 , in honor of Miss Dorcas Epler. year, was right where he was needed
Af ter the refreshments which consist- and made some nice placements.
ed of hamburg sandwiches, pickles, Jenkins, who played doubles with
p eanuts, coffee , cake and strawberry R uck before , played a wonderful net
sundaes, an entertainment was given game and greatly helped to make
by the participants of the lunch. The things interesting for their opponents.
The scores were 4-6, 6-2, 7-5.
entertainment was as follows :
Wynkoop and Brown, of Wyoming,
Six Readings
Dorcas Epler
beat
Gallagher and Jameison, of
Margare t Kellar
Solo
Bloomsburg,
in the doubles. The
Duet
Margaret Kellar, and
home
boys
won
the first set, bu t then
Ebba Carlson
the
Luzerne
County
pair got going
Mildred Taylor
Story ^.
strong
and
stopped
whatever
fruitless
Recita tion
: Sara Heiser
One Act Play by Anna Mary Hess, attempts our pair made to gain vicMildred Hummel and Mary Ellen tory. The Bloomsburg pair seemed
to lack form and "Jamie " was unable
Snyde r, "Old Maid. "
The announcer was Miss Eda Good. to use his lobbing tactics that he disThose present were the ones men- played in the previous meets. The
tioned above. After an interesting scores were 4-6, 6-1, 6-4.
The singles :
evening all adj ourne d at the early
Brown , of Wyoming, defeated
ho u r of 11:00 o 'eloek,
R uck , of BldofHsbuFg, §-6, 6-3.
For t net , of Bloomsburg, defeated
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Ackley,
of Wyoming, 6-4, 4-6, 6-3.
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
Gallagher, of Bloomsburg, defeated
Ziegler, of Wyoming, 8-6, 6-3.
TENNIS TEAM LOSES
Wynkoop, of Wyoming, defea ted
Jameison , of Bloomsburg, G-2, 7-5.
First Defeat. of Season last Saturday || Kammire, of Wyoming, defeated
at Wyoming Seminary.
Jenkins, of Bloomsburg, 6-3, 3-6, 6-2,
I'm Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover , but
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I've Never Seen a Straight Banana
In a. Little Garden
Dance May 31.
The night of May SI has beeii se- At the End of Honeymoon Lane,
lected as the date for the Phi Alpha
I Wonder How I Look »When I'm
Spring Dance.
Asleep
—Indiana Penn.
Drifting and Dreaming
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In My Gondola on
Muddy Water.
May Fete Held.
D. M. R.
The May Fete was held Tuesday
S. M. T.
on the College campus. Training
M.
E. R.
ge
school children as well as Colle
The doubles :
J.
E.
D.
students participated.
Prof. Ream 's Maroon and Gold
Ruck and Jenkins, of Bloomsburg,
—Mon tonomal.
last
wielders
went
down
to
defeat
defeated
Ziegler and Kammire, of
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—Interscholastic Track Meet—
Saturday to Wyoming Seminary. As j Wyoming, 4-6, 6-2, 7-5.
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it was their first defeat this year, it ! Wynkoop and Brown, of Wyoming,
Final Examinations.
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I made
quite a set back to the progress I defeated Jameison and Gallagher, of
Th e members of the Senior Class
of the boys.
I Bloomsburg, 4-6, 6-1, 6-4.
of Muhlenberg College are passing Once upo n an evening gloomy, I
It was the sentiment on Friday that
The final score of the match was
the last mile stone of their college
chanced to sleep with my little the boys would have to play with the 4-3, in favor of Wyoming Seminary.
course. Friday, the 13th of May,
loss of Captain Jameison, who had inThe scheduled meet with East
roomie ,
mai'ked that milestone and the be- In a little five by four , situa ted on ju red his hand, although he made the Stnoudsburg, w.hich was to be played
ginning of their final examinations.
trip and played all of his games. at Bloomsburg on last Wednesday,
third floor.
—M uhlenberg Weekly.
Jameison
was handicapped , however, was called off on accoun t of rain. It
Suddenly I heard a sound of boring,
in
that
he
was unable t o wield the would have been the second meeting
Which seemed to come from beneath
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racket
with
his usual skill. He lost of the two teams this yeai1, t he ini t ial
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the flooring.
May
19.
j
Exhibit on
I thought it was my roomie snoring : both his singles and his double sets. match took place on the Moinvoe
The different departments of the Only that and nothing more.
The first match was between Ruch Coun ty courts when Bloomsburg won.
Junior High School held their exhibit
and Brown. Ruch played a good This makes t he secon d mat ch t his
Thursday evening, May 19.
game but lost out to the Wyomin g year that Jupe Pluvius has halted.
As I wearily sough t to slumber,
—Campus Reflec tor.
It sounded more like the sawing of pl ayer, the scores being 8-6, 6-3.
The second match on the schedule
lumbe r.
Surely someone was businly sawing, was between Fortner and Ackley, of
Develeux P layer.
Wyoming. Fortner played • his best
* sawing at my chamber door.
The Deveveux Players pi*esented Eagerly I wished the morro w ; so th at of the sea son an d show ed real abili t y
Special
the "Romance of Youth" on Saturday
in placi ng the ball. He was all over
I could eai% -claps borrow ,
Prices
evening, May 21.
Sudde n ly I w as filled wi t h hor r or, as the court and always seemed to have
to
—Gi*een Stone.
the situation well* at hand. Fortner
my eyes lit on the floor ;
Normal
For there I saw a big rat gnawing, won the singles, the scores being 6-4,
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Stu dents
4-G , 6-3.
gna wing tit my bedroom floor ;
Debating Team.
Ziegler,
who
defeated
Gallagher
,
"
Qui ckly I let out a roar ,
The Debating Team of Dickinson Not only that , but then some *more.
still has a clean record. He has not
College defeated the team of Penn
lost a set of singles so far this sea—Dorothy M. Rowland.
State in a debate held at C. S. N. S.
son, however, ho was defeated in sevT.hc issue : "Resolved that the Voleral double sets. The final count of
stead Act should be so modified as to
his sots was 8-6, 6-3.
permit the manufacture and sale of
Wynkoop, of Seminary, easily deligh t wines and beers. " Penn State
feated Captain Jameison. "Jamie "
took the affirmative.
was not able to keep pace with the
—Normal Times.
fast playing of his opponent , who
forced him into defeat , however, not
•
until after "Jamie " put up a brave
(Below the Square)
Studio
Ho—Mny I kiss you?
figh t for victory. The score was 0-2,
of
She—Cafeteria.
7-5.
g
Bloomsbur
Pa.
-:-:Ph otograp h y
He—What do you mean?
Jenkins lost Ms match to Kammire ,
She—Help yourself.
of Wyoming. The Kingston lad dis****
—Impressions,
played an excellent brand of tennis
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and forced "Jinx " to the limits. JonThere was a young man from the city,
kins maijl e a, spectacular rally in tho THERE NEVER WAS ANYTHIN G
Who met what ho though t was a kitty,
second set and forced his opponent
But , That Someone Else Could
He gave it a pat,
to dofoat in that portion of tho
DRY CLEANER—
Make it "Worse and Sell it
And said , "nice littl o cat. "
match. The final counts were 0-8,
For LeǤ."
Anil they buried his clothes out of
—PRESSING —
3-6, C-2.
pitty.
The doubles Immediately got under
—The Torch.
SNEIDMAN'S JEWELRY
—REPAIRING way, Tho results of those wore di1 1 1 /
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JUST IN A LIFE TIME
Ralph :—Know what? I'd like to
know what you two are up to
again. (Both women rise).
Characters.
Mrs. Crosby, well-to-do widow of
Mrs. Crosby, (goes to him) :—Why
Hedge Row, England.
you 're not dressed yet ! (Ushers
A lice, her daughter.
him
outside door). I don 't spend
,
Ralph her son.
as
much
time on my six dogs as I
Anthony,
wealthy bachelor.
Sir
do
on
you.
(Exit) .
Margaret,
his
niece.
Lady
t
t
Garne
,
who
a
r
y
,
wi
t
h
hor
fa
t
her
,
M
spent some time at Hedge Row. Alice, (Picks up magazine, resumes
mes
Lincoln, Alice's fiance .
Ja
seat) :—I wish Ralph would listen
Servan ts.
to.reason. Mary Garnett is no
match for him. She's only a com/ r r l
mon nobody with no social standAct I.
ing what ever. Now Lady Margaret
is more to my liking. Her posiTime :—Early evening.
tion
could assure for me a place in
Scene :—Large living room , wellthe
world.
How lovely to speak of
furnished. Center and side doors.
Lady
Margaret
as my sister-in-law.
Mr& Crosby and daughter Alice
(Rises)
.
I
hope
everything runs
seated on divan, in a state of exalong
smoothly
tonight.
(Rings
*
pectation.
bell). There'll be an exciting time
for mother. (Enter servant, ceivMrs. Crosby:—What luck ! To have
ter door) . Is everything ready?
Sir Anthony and his niece, Lady
Margaret, dine with us this evenServant :-^-Yes, Miss. Taible set for
i ng. Alices—I'm so nervous.
seven.
Alice, (brightly) :—I can understand
your feelings Moms. Indeed we Alice , (nodding) :— Very well. (Exit
servant). I shall make sure about
are fortunate. Lady Margaret is
the
arrangement of place cards.
reput ed t o be very beautiful and
(Follows
servant) . (Enter Ralph,
wealthy. (Jealously) That she is
opening letter).
side
door
,
beautiful is only hearsay since she
has never posed for a newspaper or
journ al. Mother—why didn 't you Ralph , (in an exasperating tone) :—
invite some of the neighbors here
What a fine mess. Letter arrives
for this evening? Think of the imtwo hours ago and I j ust received
pression !
it. From Mary too. Hang these
good-for-nothing servants. (Reads).
Father has spoken to Sir Anthony
Mrs. Crosby:— What ! You know
concerning the acceptance of your
very well that there is no one in
plans and they met with his highthis place socially equal to meeting
est approval. I shall see you soon ,
Sir Anthony . Of course, I co u ld
and do not be surprised at what I
have asked Rev. Rate, but then, he
shall tell you. Hastily, Mary. "Do
is SO boring and exasperating. Do
not be surprised at what I shall tell
you suppose James will be here> on
you." What can she mean ?
time? (Glances at clock on mantel).
Alice:—Well, I hope so. Queer that (En,ter Mrs. Crosby ; looks at clock) .
he isn't here now. What is keep- Mrs. Crosby :—Seven thirty. It's
time for them to be here. (Bell
ing Ralph?
rings). This must be them at last,
I'm so relieved. Yes ; that's Sir
Mrs. Crosby, (Severely) :—Upstairs
Anthony 's voice. (Enter Sir Ansulking most likely. Ever since I
thony
followed by Lady Margaret,
refused to acknowledge his enside
door.
(Enter Alice center
gagement with Mary Garnett he
door).
has acted contrary.
Alice !—Oh, yes. I passed the Garn- Sir Anthony, (Bowing) :—Good evening, ladies. How do you do, Ralph ?
ott place- today, and it looked deAllow me to present my. niece,
serted. Evidently they have movLady Margaret of Carrol. (Mrs.
ed.
Crosiby and Alice turn to her. The
formar gasps ; Alice changes colMrs. Crosby :—Well, it's about time.
or).
I was up there—-er—er.
Alice , (aghast) :—Mother ! YOU nev- Mrs. Crosby:—Lady Margaret—Mary
Garnet. (To Sir Anthony). Why
er called on them !
this—this is Mary Garnet !
Mrs. Croslby (blushing) :—I had to ao
something about Ralph—I" couldn 't Lady Margaret—Margaret Mary
Garnet of Carrol. I have had the
consent to his engagement with n
pleasure
, dear uncle, of meeting
paid
tihe
Garnnobody. And so I
Mrs.
Crosby
before.
told
her
otts a< call last week and
practicing
evils
on
to either stop
Ralph (Going to Margaret) :—Mary
my son or—leave the town.
—what does thia mean ?
Why
didn 't you tell me?
(Ralph entering side door minus dinner coat).
Lady Margaret:—I tried to—•
Mrs. Crosby, (Rudely breaking in) :—
It?
Alice:—Does Ralph know
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Bu t why did you assume poverty
while staying here in Hedge Row ?
Sir Anthony, (Smiling) :—Oh that?
That was Sir Henry of Carrol's
doing. He preferred to go abo ut
without his title for , as you doubtlessly know he has 'been recuperating from a severe illness. As it
was, he enjoyed his stay here very
much since he was no t annoyed by
any callers.
Mrs. Crosby (Falls back on chair,
gasps) :—Alice , quickly—the smelling salts.
Curtain.
—Miss Anne Yuran.
^Interacholastie Track Meet=
DUTY
CHALLENGE
Lif e is a challenge to the bold,
It flings its gauntlet down
A n d bids us, if we seek for gold
And glory and renown,
To come and take them from its store,
It will not meekly hand them over.
Life is a challenge all must meet,
And noibly must we dare $
Its gold is tawdry when we cheat,
Its fame a bitter snare
If it be stolen from life 's clut ch;
Men must be true to prosper much.
Life is a challenge and its laws
Are rigid ones and stern ;
The splendid j oy of real applause
Each man must nobly earn.
It makes us win its jewels rare,
But gives us paste, if we 're unfair.
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
To do your little bit of toil,
To play life 's game with head erect;
To stoop to nothing that would soil
Your honor or your self-respect;
To win what gold and fame you can,
But first of all to be a man.
I
Nobody hates me more than I
No enemy have I today
That I so bravely must defy ;
There are no foes along my way,
However bitter they may be,
To know the bitter and t he sweet,
ure me
The sunshine and the days of rain ; So powerful to inj
quick
,
to spoil
As
I
am
nor
so
To meet both victory and defeat,
my
The
beauty
of
bit
of toil.
Nor boast too loudly nor complain ;
To fac e whatever fates befall
Nobody harms me more than I;
And be a man throughout it all.
N o one is meaner u nt o me ;
Of all the foes that pass me by
To seek success in honest strife ,
I
am the worst one that I see.
But not to value it so much
I
am the dangerous man to fear ;
Tha t, winning it, yo u go through life
I
am
t he cause of sorrow here ;
St ained by dishon or 's scarlet touch.
Of
all
me n 'gainst my hopes inclined
What goal or dream you choose, purmyself
the most unkind.
I
am
sue,
But be a man whate'er y ou do !
I do more harmful things to me
—Edgar A. Guest.
Than all the men who seem to hate ;
I am the fellow that should be
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
More dreadful than the works of fate.
I am the one that I must fight
MOQUEUSE
With all my will and all my might ;
My foes are better friends to me
Than I have ever proved to be.
Lackadaisical comment
Coming from lips so pure,
I am the careless foe and mean ;
Periphrastical answers
I
am the selfish rival too;
(Suggestive and demure,
enmity to me is seen
My
Tergiversation absolute,
everything I do.
In
almost
This picaroon of mine,
courage
it requires to beat
More
Theocratic gynarchy,
than
all
the foes I meet;
,
Mysolf
Azrael divine.
I am more traitorous to me
Than other men could ever be.
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•'WHEN YOU THINK OF
SH OES
THINK OF
LOWENBERG 'S
tBuckalew's"
Cor. Main and Iron Sts.
VlBIMaMMMHBHaHPHHMM/
In every struggle I have lost
I am the one that was to blame ;
My weakness cannot be glossed
By glib excuses. I was lame.
I that would dare for fame or pelf
Am far less daring with myself.
I care not who my foes may be,
I am my own worst enemy .
THE BIG CLOTHING STORE
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Students to Examine the Newest
andkLates t in
MEN'S WEAR
MAROON AND GOLD
Friday, May 27, 1927
Published weekly durin g the school year of 1926
and 1927 by the students of the Bloomsburg State
Normal School for the interests of the students,
the alumni, and the school in general.
Local Happenin gs
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The Mock Trial to be presented on
Class Night is well under way. The
characters are working very nicely \
in their respective parts.
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Repairs are being made at the en. "Ziddie" Yareshefski had a pretty
trance
Dr. Riemer and daughter, Isab el , nasium.to the fire tower near the gym- triple in the Wyoming game. Ho wwere spectators at the Wyomingever , he was stranded as the ne x t
EDITORIAL STAFF.
Bloomsbm*g baseball game, which was
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three men were put out.
held at Kingston last Saturday.
A man from the State Department
Editor-in-Chief
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visited
us du ring the week to certify
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Thomas E. Welsko
Again "Red" Garrity 's fielding abilthe credits of the graduating Seniors.
We are pleased to know that our
ity was a feature of the ga>me. "Red"
school was among the first five»to be
adds very much to both the defensive
—Intersciiolastic Track Meet—
ASSOCIATE EDITORS.
given th e privilege of being called a
and the offensive strength of the
State Teachers' College. We are now
team.
Ruth Davies.
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st udents of 'State Te a chers ' College, GEOGRAPHY SOCIETY
Mary Isaacs.
Bloomsburg, Pa.
ELECTS
OFFICERS
Evan s, who did relief work for
Lucy Rood.
Roa
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Leo Moore.
Held Regular Session on Monday Wyoming managed to bunch enough
Willard Bennett.
The "Romance *of You th ," presentAfternoon.
hits in the seventh inning to score
Thomas E. Welsko.
ed by the Devereux Players last Monthree runs.
Miltona Bolen.
day night, was very in teresting and"
The Bloiomsburg Geographic SoAlice Brobyn.
was enj oyed by all.
ciety at the regular session on MonErrors were t he feature of t he
Mildred Benson.
day afternoo n elected the following game. Both teams had many errors
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Kathleen Somers.
officers to function for the first se- credited to them.
Elizabeth Delaney.
The industriou s Seniors have but mester of next year :
Marvin Thomas.
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one more week of classroom recita- President
Charles John
Mae Healy.
tions remaining. Classes for the Jun- \|Vice President
Roland
Lavelle
"Bill" Rushin had his annual home
Ned Raker.
iors will continue until Thursday , Secretary
Anna
Erwin
run
in the Mansfield game last Fri'
laneczky.
Nicholas F. Po
June 9.
Treasurer
Winifred Follmer day. It was a pretty drive, which
Dr. H. H. Russell landed far in the grove.
j Faculty Advisor
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Subscription price—$1.50 for resitalk on the flood conditions in the
dent students and alumni.
j The next issue of the ' Maroon and Mississippi Valley.
Captain Bradshaw works hard in all
Entered as second class mail, at the [ Gold will be t he final issue. The
The society has had a very success- games. This was particularly a feaBloomsburg Post Office, Bloomsburg, I staff wishes to thank all those whose ful season and prospects for next ture in the Mansfield game.
Penna.
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the
school paper a success.
ter year in every respect.
Office—293 1 North Hall, Bloomsburg State Normal School , Blooms"Jap " Fritz piched excellent baseburg, Penna.
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
ball against Mansfield. He had perSenior week begins on June 5.
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TRACK TEAM TO ENTER j
WEST CHESTER MEET
Bloomsburg W. H I be Well Represent ed at Meet.
The Maroon and Gold clad cinder
path team will Inter-Normal School Meet which will
be held at West Chester State Normal School. The Meet is an annual
affair and is to be held on Decoration
Day.
•Coach Booth will send two of his
best proteges to appear as representatives of the College. The two Bloomsburg runners to take part are Capt.
Ralph Davies and Armond Keller.
Captain Davies will enter the hurdles
and dashes, while Keller will enter
the quarter mile. 'With these two
cinder path artists taking part in
these events, Bloomsburg will be well
represented.
Our fleety captain is one of Bloomsburg 's fastest dash men and he takes
the hurdles with ease. In our recent
Meet with Wyoming and Dickinson
"Ralphie " did his utmost to bring his
team out on top. In competing with
men of these institutions he placed ,
firs t in the low hurdles, second in the
hundred yard, dash and in the high
hurdles he placed third.
KeUer ran in the 440 yard dash and
the 220 , winning third place in both
ov on the Bloomsburg team and ough t
to place in the Meet at West Chester.
With two such men as Coach Booth is
sending, Bloomsburg ought to enjoy
some of the honors.
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The last inning of the recent game
At first he acted quite properly. He
with Mansfield was a thriller. Things
crooned
soft words , that were meant
looked bad for our boys for a short
for
no
one
else 's ears. Gradually she
! time.
seemed to warm up his advances. 4
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Why couldn 't she be like others ? Why
was she so backwai'd? Finally he lost
all
control of himself. He spun her
clubs
are
holding
partmany
The
around
several times. He kicked her
gatherings
now.
dan
ces
and
social
,
ies
The club idea developed very much none too gently. He grew red in the
a/bout this institution dui'ing the past face and let out several violent oaths.
It certainly is hard to start a Ford
year.
on a cold morning.
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Anne—G eneva ough t to make a
The Senior Class Banquet which
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wonderful
was held on Thursday, May .19 , was a
Eileen—Whyizzat
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huge success.
Anne—-She has .such a large jug ular vein.
The office force has been kept very
busy lately trying to arrange Va temporary list of graduating Seniors.
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our trail last Saturday when we were
defeated by Wyoming Seminary in a
sloppy contest, the score being 9-0.
We Have the Be»t
SUNDAES , PASTRIES,
CA NDIES and LUNCHES
Watch For Our Eaiter
Advertiiement.
Bush' s Quality Shop
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J. E. ROY'S
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Many changes were made in the
Mansfield game in the last inning.
They almost cost us a victory.
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Sl u sser , second base man, sho w ed
real class covering the bag in the both
games. He had many put outs during the games.
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Bobby Wilson had a nice hit in the
Mansfield game which aided us materially.
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Leo McGrath measures up to be one
of the cleverest first basemen at this
institution during recent years. His
hitting ability is very marked.
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He
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worked the pitchers very hard last
T week when they had three hard contests before them.
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spectators at the Wyoming game.
Their cheers however were in vain.
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High School group ; 11 in the Rura l
group ; 144 in the Intermediate Department and 114 in the Primary De- j
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George Janell and the members of
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E. H. NEISON
Director of Physical
Education Department
COACH T. W. SOOTH
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"NICK" VANBUSKIRK
Captain of Basket 'Ball
J OE BRADSHA W
Captain of Baseball
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"BILL " SWINEHART
Capt ain of Footba ll
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Football
Basketball
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Track
Tennis
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Diner—I say waiter, the portions
Dear Prof.—Are clubs good for w.oIf all the hot dogs eaten at Tues- were much bigger last year.
men? G. F.
day lunch were placed end to end—
Waiter—That's an optical illusion
Answer—It
depends on the woman.
that's a lot of boloney.
on your part, sir. Now the restaurant
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club
to
clinch
an argument.
p ear smaller.
, Bill Trump—Hey, quit chasin' that
fellow—
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
Dear Prof.—What is the difference
Jap Fritz (chasing Sadhs)—I guess
between the dinners of yore and
I have a right to defend myself,
THE RURAL TEACH ER
chose of today? A. F.
haven 't I?
Answer—Country people used to have
Rural Teacher Must Understand and
dinners boiled ; now the diners are
Appreciate Count ry Life.
boiled.
Duke—What seems to be troubling
The following is taken from "Counyou, Martha?
•Gapparell—My room is overridden try Life and the Country School" by De:ar Noe—Why did the Lord stop
with mice and I can't get rid of them. Mabel Carney. *It shows the respon- work on the Sabbath Day? L. R.
Duke—Have you tried rat biscuit sible position a rural teacher has and Answer—To look at the comics in the
the duties she should attend t o with
on them?
funny papers.
pride.
going
Cappar ell—No, and I'm not
The rural teacher must understand
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tOw If they 're not satified with what
appreciate country life. She Dear Noe—What is worse than to
and
go
hungry.
we eat, they can
must realize the power of her own pohave Jakie Baum realize that he
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sition and the influence she will have
can never sing again? Cal White.
re- Answer—For
Wallace—Tonight I will steal under upon the school for which she is
his hearers, if he does
your window and sing a sweet sere- sponsible. She must be active in all
not
realize
it.
rural agencies and help bring about a
nade.
must
r r f t
Nelle—Do and I will drop you a fuller, richer country life. She
local
the
vision
of
what
hold
a
clear
beautiful flower.
and formu- Dear Prof.—What does a reporter
Wallace—Ah !In a moment of mad neighborhood may becomeimprovement
mean by news? D. R.
late a program for the
love?
Answer—If
a horse fell over the
of the community. She must have
Nell—No, in a flower pot.
Prince
of
Wales, t hat would be
power to develop initiative and selfnews.
reliance in her followers. She should
know something of larger movements,
Coming
To.
What Are We
A local firm celebra ting its fiftieth of recent rural progress and of the
anniversai'y in business advertised as f unction and development of other Dear Noe—Why does my girl call me
Bunny? Jiggs.
rural social institutions.
follows :
of
the
rural
Answer—Because
you are full of
It is the function
"We are now selling the grandchildHer
others.
hops.
enlighten
teacher
to
original
customers."
ren of our
problem is of accepting conditions as
t r I i
t hey are , of assuming con trol of
Lucia—I' m taking a correspond- weak , neglected and socially deficient Dear Prof .—Why do wealthy women
smuggle silk garments into this
ence course ; I get all my knowledge schools and of bringing childre n
coun try ? A. B.
j under her charge and others in the
through the mails.
Jack M.—Oh ! You 're j ust likef the ' community to appreciate beauty and Answer—Because they have no sense
richness possible to country life. She
of duty.
rest of the co-eds.
then becom e s u a lead er of the people," the connecting link between
Jamie—Hey ! Frymire, will you them and their opportunities. Such Deiar Noe—I am a prohibition officer
a view dignifies and elevates rural
drive me down town?
and wish to warn the home brewFrymire—Sure, if I can get a teaching not only to the country
ers.
How can I do so? Zimm.
teacher herself but to all others.
harness to fit you.
Answer—Scatter hand bills with the
warning, "Don 't let the dry agents
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
get the drop on you."
There is ¦one born every minute
but the only hope is to pray that it is
HISTOR ICAL EVENTS
not you,
Dear Prof.—What is the dumbest
stunt of which you know?
T. B.
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May 29 , Sunday—Patrick Henry 's Answer—The*
dumbest
stunt
ever
Speech, 1765.
Fowler—What did you do in Rusperpetrated was when the Frosh
sia, Bill?
took the Orthophone apart and
May 30 , Monday—Memorial Day.
Rushin—Oh , I bombed around with
tried to play a piece.
May 31, Tuesday—Walt Whitman ,
some Reds.
Poet, Born , 1819.
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Dear Prof.—I can not take a long
Ex—And whom does this statue June 1, Wednesday—Tennessee Adbreath. What shall I do? G. B.
mitted to the Union , 1796.
represent?
Answer—Take two short ones,
Yocum—That' s Dinna, executed in June 2, Thursday—M artial Law in
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terra cottar.
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1912.
Cuba
How
thing.
poor
Ex—Oh , the
cruel they are in these outlandish June 3, Friday—Hobson Sinks "Mer- Dear Prof.—What living violinist
countries.
won sensational success in a public
rimac " 1898.
¦court
when he was six years old?
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tinental Train , 1876.
Dew—There was one when I was
Answer—Claude Miller. All the dogs
out.
glad to be down and
in the neighborhood howled with
j oy. "i
Yeager—W hen was that?
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plane ride,
Dear Noe—What was the era of good
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feeling? P. Q.
Answer—According to some persons,
The girl who makes her own clothes
the period before prohibition,
will surely never die of overwork.
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FRIDAY CHAPEL
One Act Play Presented in Chapel
Last Week.
A most entertaining program was
presented in Chapel, consisting of
several musical selections' and a on e
act play. The program was as follows :
Vocal Solos
Miss Esther Snyder
Accompanied by Miss Rood.
1. .When the Dawn Breaks Through.
2. The Little Goose.
Clarhiet Solo
Miss Kathryn Pierce
Accompanied by Miss Grace Frantz
The entire audience was delighted
with these musica l selec t ions and the
girls were the recipients of many congratulations on their ability.
Next on the program was a one act
play, written and produced by the
English Composition Classes of Miss
Kulp 's. Each student contributed his
or her part to the production. The
best play was selected, revised and
cast by the Class. Miss Johnston helped in Its- dirgetion.
The play was entitled "While the
Auto Waits." The scene was in a
public park. On a bench was sitting
a girl .reading a book. A young man
comes along and sits beside her.
After a few cautious preliminaries
they start a conversation. The young
lady explains that she is a society girl
of an old aristocratic family who is
bored with the monotonous round of
t eas, parties, dances, etc. On inquir-
ing of the young man 's identity he informs her with much hesitancy that
he is a common man with a common
jo b as a cashier in the restaurant
across the way. Both are much interested in each other but finally the
girl begs le>ave, saying that her car
is waiting. She leaves and the young
man resumes seat soliloquizing over
wh at she has said. He asks the policeman who she is and 'he points to the
restaurant where the girl can be seen
behind the cash register—she was the
cashier. The chauffeur appears, tells
the young man his car is waiting.
So the play ends—the young man
really is the aristocrat.
All agreed that this was a clever
play, well written and well acted. The
clever turn at the end met the approval of all.
The cast—
The Girl
Sara Wirt
Th© Policeman
Elfrod Jones
The Man
George Bamford
Two Passersby
Adelaide Bahr, Mildre d Bohn
Alex Kraynaek
The, Chauffeur
Although many one act plays have
been written by the Composition
Classes, this was the firs,t time it was
actually produced. Miss Kulp and
her Classes deserve congratulations
for their success in this project.
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LO N G AFTER PRI C E I S
FORGOTTEN. "
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GAMP FIRE ORGANIZATION
on May 7. All members were pres- REORGANIZATION OF
capable young1 men and women will
ent ; the camp hiked over the river to
no doubt continue their preparation
STATE
NORMAL
SCHOOL
East
Bloomsburg
Mountain
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where
for
an additional year or two. The
First Business Meeting Was Held on
breakfast
was
prepared
over
a
camp
important
factor about .this is that it
Thursday, April 28.
fire. We returned to Normal barely Bloomsburg is Now Reorganized Into •will be possible to do so without the
expenditure of any money for tuition.
The first business meeting of the in time for our classes. All voted
a State Teachers' College.
a
good
time
and
hoped
to
renew
the
recently organized Camp Odakonya
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
affiliated with Camp Fire Girl s' Or- event of another such hike*
Recently
some
of
the
State
Norganization was held on Thursday,
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mal Schools in Pennsylvania were re- NORMAL LOSES TO
April 28. The following officers were
WYOMING
organized into State Teachers' Colelected for the year :
leges. These teachers ' colleges are
Business Meeting.
Guardian
Miss Robinson
Wyoming Seminary Defeats Normal
The weekly business meeting of give n the authority to grant degrees.
President
Helen Lenninger
by Score of 9 to 6.
Natalie Waytel the camp was held on May 12. All The State Council of Education was
Vice President
Secretary
Ann a Turic old business was disposed of. A mot- responsible for this act.
Our Maroon and Gold squad j ournBloomsburg State Normal School eyed
Treasurer
L Ruey Kenworthy ion was made and ' carried that any
to Kingston last Saturday where
Anna Yuran girl who is to become a member of was one 'of the schools that received -Jiey met with defeat at the hands of
Scribe
Ella Sutton our camp must be voted upon by each this privilege. This honor was accord- Wyoming Seminary by the score of
Song Leader
After the election of officers the and every member of the group. ed by the State Council after a care- 9 to 6.
of the physical plant,
collections of annual dues was +.aken After the meeting the group invited ful examination
Bernard Roan started on the
equipment,
the
the
laForatory, the liMiss
Robinson
and
Mr.
Hartline
to
a
up by the Treasurer. The members
mound
for our boys. He stayed on
brary facilities , the teaching staff and
unanimous ly elected Prof. Hartline dinner party in the dining room.
the
mound
for three innings and durAfter the dinner party the group the student body of the school.
as spbnsor.
ing
that
time
was touched for seven
Bloomsburg ranked high in this
The members discussed and learn- attended an outdoor council meeting survey,
hits
and
four
runs.
The runs scored
especially, as far as its teached bhe pui'poses and ideals of Camp in the grove around the camp fire. ing staff was concerned.
in
the
first
frame
were
by Wyomirig
The laborOur sponsor discussed with us the
Fire.
clouters
but
an
infield
i
error
paved the
atories were found to be well equipRoll call was taken by the guardian origin and aims of Camp Fire. Pro- ped
way
for
the
second
pair
of
tallies
that
and its reference library had
fessor's
opened up a new line of
found
their
way
to
the
plate
and the meeting was closed. Those' thinkingtalk
in
the
every facility of. a modern library.
for iis all.
present were : Miss Robinson , Helen
third.
Miss Robinson taught us the "Wo- J The library served for teacher-trainLenninger, Anna Turic, Natalie WayRoan was forced to retire from the
hela."
Helen Lenninger recited l ing purpose s and proved outstanding. game
tel, Anna Yuran, Anna Lewis, Sarah '
in the third. Evans, big right
After the decree to grant degrees
Lawson, Ruey Kenworthy, Ella Sut- "Angelo 's Wickedness." Sue Potoch- came
hander,
finished. He allowed but five
to the Normal School at
ton , Vic Stokosky, Mary Gresko and ney recited the credo; Anna Turri Bloomsburg, it was necessary that the i hits in five innings. He worked hard
told of the significance of the hand
Susanna Potochney.
courses be enlarged and extended in j for victory and but for the collapse
sign and the Camp Fire wand sign.
of our infield in the seventh inning,
As the camp fire embers died away order to meet the requirements. Two j would
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probably have held the score to
the group j oined in singing some old j additional years were added to the six runs.
two-year courses, and another year
favorites.
Bacon and Egg Hike.
Brominski proved a puzzle to our
Camp
Odakonya
had a wonderful added on to the three-year course , jj! boys
On April 30 the Camp Odakonya
in those early innings. Loose
This was done , however, without the
held a "Bacon and Egg Hike." Nine time and all are anxiously awaiting elimination of the two-year courses. jIj work gave Bloomsburg a run in the
members left room 30 at 12:15 noon the next Camp Fire Council. The fol- The two-year course is still being of- j first but no hits were made off the
for Arbutus Park. Natalie Waytel |lowing attended : Prof. Hartline, Miss f ered by the college and this course !j big Wyoming twirler until the fifth ,
and Ruey Kenworthy acted as hike j Robinson , Mary Gresko, Helen Len- leads to normal certificates as it did jj Eddie Yarshefski opened that round
j with a husky triple and then remainleaders. In the pine glen this side of j niger, Victoria Stockosky, Sue Pot- in the past.
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Anna
Turri,
Sara
Lawson,
enjoy
the park the group camped to
ed stranded at third while three teamThe
Council
found
it
necessary
to
l
Anna
Lewis,
Ruey
Kenworthy
and
the novelty of cooking bacon and eggs
mates
fanned.
eliminate the three-year course from
on hard rooks. After cleaning up J Ella Sutton.
Our
attack did not get under way
certain colleges, and Bloomsburg is
camp the ihikers journeyed down into
until
the
seventh In those last three
one of the colleges that dropped this
— Interscholastic Track Meet—
the park and enjoyed a boat ride
innings
Brominski
had a hard time
course. A student desiring three
around Fishing Creek. The following
and.
had
fate
been
a
little more kindyears of training must go to one of
chose Indian names for themselves:
MY FRIEND
ly
to
our
boys
we
might
have won in
the State Normal Schools that are
Miss Robinson—Skitawi (Skillspite
of
Wyoming's
nine
tallies
still in existence.
Tact-Wit) .
The
line-up:—
One of the chief results of these enWhat a wonderful friend I have in
Helen Lonninger—Eluta (happy).
Bloomsburg.
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larged
opportunities is that they will
,
Anna Turn—Tanda (love, respect, You ve proven to me your friendship appeal to teachers who are already in
R H O A E
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honor).
Garrity,
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true ;
|the field. It is possible for such teachAnna Yuran—O ina (jewel).
Wilson
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You 've given me love and joy and I ers to come to the State Teachers'
Nat Waytel—Kenyoscotta (RainWadas,
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gladness,
j College at Bloomsburg during the
bow in a misty place).
McGrath
,
lb.
1
0
7
0
0
And never caused me a moment's summer sessions to obtain additional
Mary Gresko—Contesuta (firm of
Yarshefeski
rf.
1
2
2
0
0
,
credits, for securing a college degree.
sadness.
heart).
Rushin
cf.
1
2
0
0
0
,
Some of them will doubtless teach a
Ella Sutton—Hondowan (night Times will come when I'll need you , few years and then return to their Bradshaw, c.
0 0 5 2 0
song) .
0' 0 3 1 0
Alma Mater for further study during Slusser, 2b.
friend—
Sue Potochney—Tawanka (willing And I hope that friendship will never the regular college year. At least one Roan , p.
0 0 0 1 0
to undozitake).
Evans,
p.
0 1 1 0
0
additional year in residence will be
bend;
(to
Kenworthy—Melker
Ruey
And whenever the world turns back required of them , in case they are
shine).
Total
6 0 24 14 3
graduates of four-year high schools
on you ,
Wyom
ing.
and
of
the
two-year
normal
course.
You enn always count upon my
t i i i
R H O A E
Four summer sessions will be equivafriendship true.
Hirsk
o,
ss.
1
2
1 1 1
lent
to
one
school
year,
unless
the
ses—Alberta Gasevage, '27.
Business Meeting.
2 0 G 0 0
sions are reduced from nine to six j Locher, lb.
1 2
1 4
0
On May 5, the second business
weeks, in which case it will require ! Brominski, p.
1 1 12 1 0
meeting was held in room 30. The
six summer sessions to equal the full Bees, c.
,
Wilcox , If.
1 4
0 0 0
President presided and roll call was
residence year.
1 1 0 1 0
taken by the Guardian. The minutes
Two different degrees are now be- Forah a , 3b.
of the previous meeting was rend and
1 1 1 0 0
ing offered. One in the field of ele- O'Donnell , rf
Alper, cf.
0
1 1 0
0
approved.
education
and
the
other
in
mentary
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1 0
5 0 3
A "Breakfast Hike " was planned
that of secondary education. Hold- Shuck, 2b.
for May 7, Sue Potochney and Ella To Select From at Special Discount ers of the former will be prepared to
Total
9 12 27 7 4
Sutton wero chosen as leaders. The
supervise teachers in the elementary
to Normal School Students , or
Score
by
innings:
following were present: Skitawi,
field
;
holders
of
the
latter
will
bo
cerTheir Families and Deliver 10 0 0 0 0 3 2 0
lOlutn , Hondowan , Tunda , Oina , Molktificated to teach in any public school Bloomsburg
ed Anywhere ,
er , Kon y sco tta , Wn ek ewee , Koda ,
2 0 2 1 0 1 8 0*
of the State, any subje ct in which Wyoming
Kftni an d Tawnnkn.
they have at loast eighteen semester
PIANOS
hours of credit.
The reorganization of the Normal
Schools will mean much to the schools
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NORMAL WINS FROM
FROM THE DIARY OF
MANSFIELD LAST FRIDAY
THE BELOVED VAGABONDS
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Continued Prom Page One
Seen and Heard.
(Miriam Eves was diligently reading a story aloud in Miss Rich's office ) :
Bess Gicking—Say , Mim , you know
what they do to people who talk to
themselves, don't you?
Mini—Well, ycu can 't blame me
for talking to a sensible person once
in a while , can you ?
ALPHA DELTA ZETA NEWS
GIRLS' ATHLETICS
The Officers For the Coming Year Girls Are Active in Various Kinds ofol
Were Elected.
Athletics.
tucked away, the visitors' flare-up
On Tuesday evening, May 17, a
started in the eighth. Smith walked
special meeting of the Alpha Deltn
and was caught stealing. Brace was
Zeta Sorority was held. The purpose
safe when Wilson momentarily
of the meeting was the election of offumbled a slow bounder. Hill singled
ficers for the ensuing year. Those
to left and Lloyd was hit by a pitched
elected we re:
"ball to fill the bases. Kelly hoisted
j President
Maudr ue O'Connell
an easy fly to Garrity. Dolbear then
Vice Presiden t
T,helma Cobb
/ t t f
sing-led sharply to right center. Brace
Cor. Sec'y.
Betty Roberts
and Hill scored but Rushin's throw to
:
Anna Morris
Mulligan (scenting the odor of tar Treasurer
Wadas caught Lloyd at third.
Ani ta Rhoddn
soap)—Listen to the smell of that Recording Sec'y.
Those two runs sc-amed to give the soap.
Directress
Elizabeth Davids,
Mansfield athletes the encouragement
Mildred Phillips, Ina Sherwood
We feel that we have made a wise
they needed. In the ninth inning one
I wonder if we can go to the movchoice in the election of these officers
was away when Johgns singled sharp- ies tonigh t.
/ / r f
and we are sure that it will continue
ly to right. Wortaiington hoisted a
to
grow under their leadership.
foul fiy to Bradshaw. Then Smith hit
Sue Fenwick—Sleep, sleep, sleep,
to right, scoring Johgns, who had how I love to sleep; but I'm afraid I
Inter scholastic Track Meet—
m oved to second after Bradshaw's had better keep awake or I'll miss
foul catch. Brace was walked. Hill something.
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singled to right, scoring two runners.
CAPS AND GOWNS
Frits was then withdrawn in favor
Obiters galore!1 J ^
WILL SOON BE HERE
of Roan. Lloyd hit to Kraynack, who
had replaced Wilson at short, and the
A clatter of heels
¦Please Pay Money to Any Member of
latter fumbled the bail. Hill -went to
A slam of the door
Committee.
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third and Lloyd gained first.
Here 's our Bess
Kelly then lined to left but the fast
Who could wish more ?
All orders have been placed for
going Garrity made the catch that
caps
and gowns. The committee is
j
ended the game.
Frisky "little " Lillian
now
trying
to have all arrangements
their
boys
The victory gave our
l miss a trick
Afraid she'l
completed
before
June 1. This can
eight
starts.
seventh of the season in
Don't call her "Lilly "
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be
done
only
if
all
prospective gradj
Normal
broke
the
Since Shippensburg
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Or she'll raise an awful kick.
uates
have
their
money
paid to any
j
,
victories
straight
first string of four
j
; member of the committee as soon as
Bloomsburg has starte d another win- j
Petite and very dainty
j possible.
ning that passed the three-game mark j
But full of lots of news
j No caps and gowns will be issued
last Friday.
When she can't tell gossip
I to any person not having the rental
The line-u p:—
The rag she chews,
charge paid. Gradua tes, do not wait
Bloomt bur g.
That' s Bern.
till
the last day !
R H O A E
Wilson , ss.
Garrity , If.
Coursen, 2b.
Wadas, 3b.
McGrath , lb.
Vital, rf
Yarshefeski, rf.
Rushln , cf.
Hidlay, cf.
Bradshaw, c.
Slusser, 2b
Kraynack, ss.
Friti , p.
Roan, p.
Total __ 1
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Baseball.
There are twenty-four baeebnllill
teams in the Junior League. Fronnu
these there are but three teams that it
have not lost a game. These teamsis
are captained by Kline , Kershaw and d
Mul£ord. Several of the games havee
not been played because of the rainy y
weather but these teams will be pltiy- red off schedule time.
The All-Junior Baseball Team -will II
play the All-Senior Baseball Team i
sometime next week.
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Tennis.
Few of the regular scheduled tennis i
games have not been played because i
of rain. Those who have not played
their games are expected to play
them on off schedule time. The winners of the Juniors will play the winners of the Seniors.
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Mans field.
R
2
cf.
Brace,
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1
Hill , 2b.
0
Lloyd , 3b.
0
Kelly, ss.
0
Doblear, lb.
0
Sorber, c.
:_ 0
Garello, p.
1
Johgn s, p.
Worthington , If. — 0
1
Smith , rf.
2
3
0
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j Sue*Fenwick didn 't cu rl her bangs?
5 7 24 9 1
Total
Score by innings :
.
. 2 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 x
Bloomsbift*.
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 3
Mansfield
Summary : Sacrifice hit—Fritz ;
Home run—Ru shin ; two base hit»—
Rushin , Slusser, Fritz; stolen bases—
Garrity, McGrath , Bradshaw, Slusser ,
Brace, Lloyd , Kelly, Dolbear , Garello ,
Worthington ; bases on balls—o n"
Fritz 2, off Garello 1; hit by pitcher—
by Fritz 1 (Lloyd), by Johfj n.? 1
(Yarshefsky) ; left on bases—Mansfield 4 , Bloomsburj f 1; first base on
errors—Bloomsbur^ 1, Mansfield 4.
Umpire—Hi n Jeer.
Time of game—1 hour , 55 minutes
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Letters.
All points for letters or numerals
must be in before June 1st.
Any
points received after that date will le
counted as points for next year.
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Senior Tennis Tournament.
Below is listed the second round of
the Senior Girls' Tennis Tournament:
Winners
George
1. Pennington
7. Heffron
Skvarla
Williams
2. Lewis
Losers
Jenkes
8. Rowland
3. Welliver
Rice
Pongonis
9. Zapp
4. Brace
Abbott
Thornton
10. Delaney
Showers
5. Hess *
Jones
11. Janeliwicz
6. Hartman
Phillips
4 2
What Would Happen If
0 0 ! Every day was Bessie's bir thday ?
1 0 |Mulligan didn 't turn off the alarm and
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to get up early?
0 0 0 0 0 1 Bern Valentine grew up?
1 0
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play with ?
0 0 0 0 0 Bessie 's plan for Monday wasn't
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checked ?
1 0 Miriam Eves could sing "Bye, Baby
1 1 2
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VEGA VIOLINS and BANJOS
Bunting? "
0 j Miss Conway weren 't in when we
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Students or Graduates.
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Tom 's Cabi n. " The cast has been selected and is as follows :
Uncle Tom
"Mert" AppJ eman
Eva
"Buzz " Forsythe
Top ny
"Ann " Chicollo CPIIMIIIIIIIIIIHINIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIM
Eliza
Mary Weldon
Eliza 's Child
"Peg" Hartman
Bloodhounds
Ro&ella Hustings
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"Connie " Connor
Slave Holder
"Soph" George
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TAU DANCE
WAS HELD
Was One of the Most Colorful
Dance s Held This Season
by This School.
The Phi Gamma Tau Sorority last
Saturday, eventing: held one of the
most colorful dances of the season.
The gym was appropriately and
most tastefully decorated in the sorority colors, purple and gold. Purple
and gold erepe paper pennants softened the li ghts and threw a glow over
the entire assemblage. Purple and
gold Crepe paper streamers formed a
canopy over the gym , and in the corners , great vases of lilacs helped to
carry ou t the color scheme. Lamps
and cushions added their tou ch and
the whole thing resembled more some
nook of fairyland than our prosaic
gym.
The orches tra
furnished
for the
evening was Alexander 's. These
strutting syncopators were at their
best.
The crowd was j ust large enough
to fill the hall, but small enough to
prevent the necessity for pushing.
Many very pretty evening gowns
were in evidence.
Miss Elizabeth Delaney and Mr.
i Theodore Davis rece ived. Miss Conway, Mrs. Riemer and Miss Edmunds
were patronesses ; Dr. Rienrer , patron.
The dance was voted a most enjoy able affair by those present.
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
PHI SIGMA LAMBDA
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LEST WE FORGET
It is appropriate on the day of the thirtieth, tha t we remember
the heroes who sleep. They deserve great ^reverence—those brave •
boys who so gallantly died to make this a better world to live in—and
it is ours t o "bear the torch" of peace on high, that their lives may
no t have been given in vain.
-o-
-o-
FOR ONE OF THEM
-o-
The scarlet poppies flaunt their lithesome grace
Over your dear , dead eyes of dust—
May rains are spilling silver on your face
Which now is nothing but cold must.
The stars above that dance and gayly sing
Wonder if you can feel their sting
Of brilliance , on your brown and shining hair,
They smile and wonder if you care ;
For they remember the j oys that you must miss,
And so they stoop and softly kiss
Your brow , because all that you had you gave
To lie in a lonely soldier 's grave.
I might have forgotten that you are dust—
But
On the wall is your rifle—b rown with rust.
NORMAL WINS FROM MAN SFIELD
LAST FRIDAY BY SCORE OF 6 TO 5
Mansfield Scored Five Runs in Last Two Innings. Rushin , of Bloomsburg, Has Home Run. Second Victory For Bloomsburg
Over Mansfield For This Season.
Entertained by the Misae» Gommer
What looked like an easy victory
and O'Connell.
for the Maroon and Gold squad at the
of the seventh inning on the local
Last Friday evening Misses Mild- end
turned into a hard
field
ircd Gommer and Maudrue O'Connell foughtlastballFriday
game
in the nnaJ innings
(entertained the Phi Sigma Lambda when Mansfield Normal
scored five
ssorority in the domestic science rooms runs. The Maroon and Gold
finally
iin Science Hall. Upon entering the claimed their seventh victory of
the
rroom each person received a slip of season by a score of G to 5.
leaner with a number on it. Later in
" Fritz , Mainville boy, starttthe evening Miss Conway drew num> ing"Jap
his
first game for Bloomsburg,
lij crs and the girl holding these num- had the visitors
at his mercy for the
bers received a prize. Miss Adda Ed- first seven innings.
A hit was made
wards was the "lucky " girl. A lunch- by Mansfield in the first
and another
eon was then served. The favors safety clouted oft* his delivery
the
were paper dolls, dressed in pink , seventh, but for five innings hein held
wvith lolly pops inside. After ' the Mansfield' s heavy hitters without a
um ehean was served a guessing game
)»n Shakespear 's plays was held. Miss safety.
nave up by Mansfield gave them
Uraco Walter won the prize. The re- twoA runs
in the eighth inning and
mainder of the evening was spent in then ninth
inning rally netted three
-a
Itl tmcing.
more
runs.
was rushed to the*
Miss Claire Comway and Miss Kath- mound after Roan
two
were
out and the
'y yn Loose were the invited guests.
tying run was on second base. Lloyd
was safe on Kraynack's error and Hill
— Intericholattic Track Meet—
moved to third, Kelly then lined out
to Garrity for the final out and Normal fans u ttered sigh s of relief.
CARD OF THANKS
Normal got their first runs in the
family
initial inning and then drove GarbeUa
Mr. Samuel Williams and
/i/Ish to express their heart-felt gratl- from the mound when they staged a
timlo for L'ho expressions of sympathy rally in the sixth , after two wore out.
nnd tho beauti ful flowers sent by the Bill Rushin, center fielder , had a home
uunior Class and the 0. C. Fratern ity run into the gr ove that inning. Tho
ball easily cleared the loft field fence
\\ their recent boroavomient,
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and it was one of the hardest hits
made on our play ground in some
time.
The victory over Mansfield last
week was tho second of the season,
for our boys. At Mansfield the score
was 5 to 4. Fritz 's pitching was very
good, although he was hit hard at the
close. Had the fielding been snappier in three innings, however, the
rallies of the visitors would not have
carried so much .weight.
Mansfiel d got two men on base at
the start but could not score. Garrity drew a pass to open our half of
the inning. Wilson fanned, Garrity
stole second and went to third on
Wada 's single, McGrafch popped to
Kelly.. Yasrahofeski singled, scoi'ing
the runners.
The, game then developed into a
pitcher 's battle and no runs were
made until- Blooms'burg staged the
batting rally in the sixth. Bar bo 11o
was driven from the mound in that
in ning.
Two were out when Yarshefoski
singled. Rushin then hit the ball into
tho grove for a 'home run, Bra dahaw
singled and stole second, He scored
when Fritz poled out a two ply swat
to left field.
With tho gamo apparently safel y
Continued, On Pago Eight
DRAMA BY
DEVEREUX
PLAYERS
"The Romance of Youth " Wa>
Presente d Last Monday
Evening.
"The Romance of Youth," given by
the Devereux Players, last Monday
evening in the auditorium , concluded
the Concert and Players Course for
1926-1927.
"Th e Romance of Youth" is a
poetic drama in three acts by Serann
and Joaquin Alvarez-Quintero.
The characters wer e :
"Aur&a"==daughter of the Duka and
Duchess of La Fontana—portrayed
by
"Miss Zinita Graf."
"Berto Cellini"—the madcap son of
and innkeeper—played by
•
Mr. Clifford Devereux
The first act was in a . shady spot
in the woods near Solar de la Montana in Spain where Aurea is sitting
reading a book and dreaming. Cellini
comes—j ust to see Aureau, pretending to be his blind brother—but before leaving makes himself known
and tells Aurea of his love. (This
act is in May 1805). They part, supposedly forever.
The second act is the summer house
known as Jasmire Cottage, near Seville. Fifteen years have elapsed.
Aurea has become countess of Miralu z and Cellini , the Duque de El—by
his own wit. Aurea has sent for Cellini , knowing the Dugue is he—to
come to the cottage. Aurea pleads
for her husband to be spared in a
duel which is to be fough t. Cellini
grants her wish.
Act three is in a room in the house
of the Count de la Selva in Madrid—
the daughter of Aurea (1850).
Again Aurea has sent for Cellini. This
time he1 is disguised as a traveling
musician. She invites for a purpose
but during their conversation Aurea
tells Cellini who she is. When Cellini leaves it is to come again tomorrow and play for her grandson who
has taken a strange liking to Cellini's
violin music.
The setting and light effects were
executed by Devereux studios.
—Interfcholastic Track Meet-—
TEACHERS' CONTRAC TS
Nearly All Members of Faculty Have
Signed Contract*.
• It is gratifying to announce that
nearly all of the members of the
faculty have signed contracts to roturn next year. Present indications
are that we shall have the smallest
number of now teachers in many
years. It is a high comp liment to the
presont teaching force that nearly all
were ofFerod now contracts. It is
equally gratifying to know that confidence in the future growth and development of the school has brought
an almost unanimous response in the
signing of contracts for the ensuing
year.
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Exchan ges
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Types of Students.
Rowboat students have to be pushed
wherever the y go.
Sailboat students go with the wind
and the hot air.
Steamboat students think out where
they want to go and go.
—The Comet.
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Springtime .
Springti me and youth are analogous terms; springtime the budding
for t h of Na t ure's beau ty, young,
fresh and refreshing; youth, civilization 's fu t ure, young and enlightened
with inspirations.
—The Snapper.
SONG HITS
Who Wouldn 't
Climb the Highest Mountain
In the Middle of the Night
Trying to Forget
Old Fashioned Sal.
I Found a Million Dollar Baby
Wis tful and Blue
Beside a Garden Wall
In a Little Spanish Town.
Pretty Cinderella
Pu t Your Arms Where They Belong
What Do I Care What Somebody Said
Pal of My Lonesome Hours.
I Love the Moonlight
In a Little Spanish Town
High , High Up In the Hills
At Peace With the World and You.
SURPRISE PARTY
vided , Bloomsburg annexing one
group and Seminary winning the othHeld in Honor of Miss Dorcas Epler er. R uck ¦and Jenkins defeated Kammire and Ziegler. The pairs wero
on Saturday Evening.
pretty evenly matched and the sets
' Saturday evening, Ma y 21, a sur- were hotly contested. Ruck, who has
prise birthday party was held in room not lost a double match so far this
204 , in honor of Miss Dorcas Epler. year, was right where he was needed
Af ter the refreshments which consist- and made some nice placements.
ed of hamburg sandwiches, pickles, Jenkins, who played doubles with
p eanuts, coffee , cake and strawberry R uck before , played a wonderful net
sundaes, an entertainment was given game and greatly helped to make
by the participants of the lunch. The things interesting for their opponents.
The scores were 4-6, 6-2, 7-5.
entertainment was as follows :
Wynkoop and Brown, of Wyoming,
Six Readings
Dorcas Epler
beat
Gallagher and Jameison, of
Margare t Kellar
Solo
Bloomsburg,
in the doubles. The
Duet
Margaret Kellar, and
home
boys
won
the first set, bu t then
Ebba Carlson
the
Luzerne
County
pair got going
Mildred Taylor
Story ^.
strong
and
stopped
whatever
fruitless
Recita tion
: Sara Heiser
One Act Play by Anna Mary Hess, attempts our pair made to gain vicMildred Hummel and Mary Ellen tory. The Bloomsburg pair seemed
to lack form and "Jamie " was unable
Snyde r, "Old Maid. "
The announcer was Miss Eda Good. to use his lobbing tactics that he disThose present were the ones men- played in the previous meets. The
tioned above. After an interesting scores were 4-6, 6-1, 6-4.
The singles :
evening all adj ourne d at the early
Brown , of Wyoming, defeated
ho u r of 11:00 o 'eloek,
R uck , of BldofHsbuFg, §-6, 6-3.
For t net , of Bloomsburg, defeated
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Ackley,
of Wyoming, 6-4, 4-6, 6-3.
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
Gallagher, of Bloomsburg, defeated
Ziegler, of Wyoming, 8-6, 6-3.
TENNIS TEAM LOSES
Wynkoop, of Wyoming, defea ted
Jameison , of Bloomsburg, G-2, 7-5.
First Defeat. of Season last Saturday || Kammire, of Wyoming, defeated
at Wyoming Seminary.
Jenkins, of Bloomsburg, 6-3, 3-6, 6-2,
I'm Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover , but
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I've Never Seen a Straight Banana
In a. Little Garden
Dance May 31.
The night of May SI has beeii se- At the End of Honeymoon Lane,
lected as the date for the Phi Alpha
I Wonder How I Look »When I'm
Spring Dance.
Asleep
—Indiana Penn.
Drifting and Dreaming
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In My Gondola on
Muddy Water.
May Fete Held.
D. M. R.
The May Fete was held Tuesday
S. M. T.
on the College campus. Training
M.
E. R.
ge
school children as well as Colle
The doubles :
J.
E.
D.
students participated.
Prof. Ream 's Maroon and Gold
Ruck and Jenkins, of Bloomsburg,
—Mon tonomal.
last
wielders
went
down
to
defeat
defeated
Ziegler and Kammire, of
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—Interscholastic Track Meet—
Saturday to Wyoming Seminary. As j Wyoming, 4-6, 6-2, 7-5.
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it was their first defeat this year, it ! Wynkoop and Brown, of Wyoming,
Final Examinations.
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I made
quite a set back to the progress I defeated Jameison and Gallagher, of
Th e members of the Senior Class
of the boys.
I Bloomsburg, 4-6, 6-1, 6-4.
of Muhlenberg College are passing Once upo n an evening gloomy, I
It was the sentiment on Friday that
The final score of the match was
the last mile stone of their college
chanced to sleep with my little the boys would have to play with the 4-3, in favor of Wyoming Seminary.
course. Friday, the 13th of May,
loss of Captain Jameison, who had inThe scheduled meet with East
roomie ,
mai'ked that milestone and the be- In a little five by four , situa ted on ju red his hand, although he made the Stnoudsburg, w.hich was to be played
ginning of their final examinations.
trip and played all of his games. at Bloomsburg on last Wednesday,
third floor.
—M uhlenberg Weekly.
Jameison
was handicapped , however, was called off on accoun t of rain. It
Suddenly I heard a sound of boring,
in
that
he
was unable t o wield the would have been the second meeting
Which seemed to come from beneath
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racket
with
his usual skill. He lost of the two teams this yeai1, t he ini t ial
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the flooring.
May
19.
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Exhibit on
I thought it was my roomie snoring : both his singles and his double sets. match took place on the Moinvoe
The different departments of the Only that and nothing more.
The first match was between Ruch Coun ty courts when Bloomsburg won.
Junior High School held their exhibit
and Brown. Ruch played a good This makes t he secon d mat ch t his
Thursday evening, May 19.
game but lost out to the Wyomin g year that Jupe Pluvius has halted.
As I wearily sough t to slumber,
—Campus Reflec tor.
It sounded more like the sawing of pl ayer, the scores being 8-6, 6-3.
The second match on the schedule
lumbe r.
Surely someone was businly sawing, was between Fortner and Ackley, of
Develeux P layer.
Wyoming. Fortner played • his best
* sawing at my chamber door.
The Deveveux Players pi*esented Eagerly I wished the morro w ; so th at of the sea son an d show ed real abili t y
Special
the "Romance of Youth" on Saturday
in placi ng the ball. He was all over
I could eai% -claps borrow ,
Prices
evening, May 21.
Sudde n ly I w as filled wi t h hor r or, as the court and always seemed to have
to
—Gi*een Stone.
the situation well* at hand. Fortner
my eyes lit on the floor ;
Normal
For there I saw a big rat gnawing, won the singles, the scores being 6-4,
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Stu dents
4-G , 6-3.
gna wing tit my bedroom floor ;
Debating Team.
Ziegler,
who
defeated
Gallagher
,
"
Qui ckly I let out a roar ,
The Debating Team of Dickinson Not only that , but then some *more.
still has a clean record. He has not
College defeated the team of Penn
lost a set of singles so far this sea—Dorothy M. Rowland.
State in a debate held at C. S. N. S.
son, however, ho was defeated in sevT.hc issue : "Resolved that the Voleral double sets. The final count of
stead Act should be so modified as to
his sots was 8-6, 6-3.
permit the manufacture and sale of
Wynkoop, of Seminary, easily deligh t wines and beers. " Penn State
feated Captain Jameison. "Jamie "
took the affirmative.
was not able to keep pace with the
—Normal Times.
fast playing of his opponent , who
forced him into defeat , however, not
•
until after "Jamie " put up a brave
(Below the Square)
Studio
Ho—Mny I kiss you?
figh t for victory. The score was 0-2,
of
She—Cafeteria.
7-5.
g
Bloomsbur
Pa.
-:-:Ph otograp h y
He—What do you mean?
Jenkins lost Ms match to Kammire ,
She—Help yourself.
of Wyoming. The Kingston lad dis****
—Impressions,
played an excellent brand of tennis
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and forced "Jinx " to the limits. JonThere was a young man from the city,
kins maijl e a, spectacular rally in tho THERE NEVER WAS ANYTHIN G
Who met what ho though t was a kitty,
second set and forced his opponent
But , That Someone Else Could
He gave it a pat,
to dofoat in that portion of tho
DRY CLEANER—
Make it "Worse and Sell it
And said , "nice littl o cat. "
match. The final counts were 0-8,
For LeǤ."
Anil they buried his clothes out of
—PRESSING —
3-6, C-2.
pitty.
The doubles Immediately got under
—The Torch.
SNEIDMAN'S JEWELRY
—REPAIRING way, Tho results of those wore di1 1 1 /
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JUST IN A LIFE TIME
Ralph :—Know what? I'd like to
know what you two are up to
again. (Both women rise).
Characters.
Mrs. Crosby, well-to-do widow of
Mrs. Crosby, (goes to him) :—Why
Hedge Row, England.
you 're not dressed yet ! (Ushers
A lice, her daughter.
him
outside door). I don 't spend
,
Ralph her son.
as
much
time on my six dogs as I
Anthony,
wealthy bachelor.
Sir
do
on
you.
(Exit) .
Margaret,
his
niece.
Lady
t
t
Garne
,
who
a
r
y
,
wi
t
h
hor
fa
t
her
,
M
spent some time at Hedge Row. Alice, (Picks up magazine, resumes
mes
Lincoln, Alice's fiance .
Ja
seat) :—I wish Ralph would listen
Servan ts.
to.reason. Mary Garnett is no
match for him. She's only a com/ r r l
mon nobody with no social standAct I.
ing what ever. Now Lady Margaret
is more to my liking. Her posiTime :—Early evening.
tion
could assure for me a place in
Scene :—Large living room , wellthe
world.
How lovely to speak of
furnished. Center and side doors.
Lady
Margaret
as my sister-in-law.
Mr& Crosby and daughter Alice
(Rises)
.
I
hope
everything runs
seated on divan, in a state of exalong
smoothly
tonight.
(Rings
*
pectation.
bell). There'll be an exciting time
for mother. (Enter servant, ceivMrs. Crosby:—What luck ! To have
ter door) . Is everything ready?
Sir Anthony and his niece, Lady
Margaret, dine with us this evenServant :-^-Yes, Miss. Taible set for
i ng. Alices—I'm so nervous.
seven.
Alice, (brightly) :—I can understand
your feelings Moms. Indeed we Alice , (nodding) :— Very well. (Exit
servant). I shall make sure about
are fortunate. Lady Margaret is
the
arrangement of place cards.
reput ed t o be very beautiful and
(Follows
servant) . (Enter Ralph,
wealthy. (Jealously) That she is
opening letter).
side
door
,
beautiful is only hearsay since she
has never posed for a newspaper or
journ al. Mother—why didn 't you Ralph , (in an exasperating tone) :—
invite some of the neighbors here
What a fine mess. Letter arrives
for this evening? Think of the imtwo hours ago and I j ust received
pression !
it. From Mary too. Hang these
good-for-nothing servants. (Reads).
Father has spoken to Sir Anthony
Mrs. Crosby:— What ! You know
concerning the acceptance of your
very well that there is no one in
plans and they met with his highthis place socially equal to meeting
est approval. I shall see you soon ,
Sir Anthony . Of course, I co u ld
and do not be surprised at what I
have asked Rev. Rate, but then, he
shall tell you. Hastily, Mary. "Do
is SO boring and exasperating. Do
not be surprised at what I shall tell
you suppose James will be here> on
you." What can she mean ?
time? (Glances at clock on mantel).
Alice:—Well, I hope so. Queer that (En,ter Mrs. Crosby ; looks at clock) .
he isn't here now. What is keep- Mrs. Crosby :—Seven thirty. It's
time for them to be here. (Bell
ing Ralph?
rings). This must be them at last,
I'm so relieved. Yes ; that's Sir
Mrs. Crosby, (Severely) :—Upstairs
Anthony 's voice. (Enter Sir Ansulking most likely. Ever since I
thony
followed by Lady Margaret,
refused to acknowledge his enside
door.
(Enter Alice center
gagement with Mary Garnett he
door).
has acted contrary.
Alice !—Oh, yes. I passed the Garn- Sir Anthony, (Bowing) :—Good evening, ladies. How do you do, Ralph ?
ott place- today, and it looked deAllow me to present my. niece,
serted. Evidently they have movLady Margaret of Carrol. (Mrs.
ed.
Crosiby and Alice turn to her. The
formar gasps ; Alice changes colMrs. Crosby :—Well, it's about time.
or).
I was up there—-er—er.
Alice , (aghast) :—Mother ! YOU nev- Mrs. Crosby:—Lady Margaret—Mary
Garnet. (To Sir Anthony). Why
er called on them !
this—this is Mary Garnet !
Mrs. Croslby (blushing) :—I had to ao
something about Ralph—I" couldn 't Lady Margaret—Margaret Mary
Garnet of Carrol. I have had the
consent to his engagement with n
pleasure
, dear uncle, of meeting
paid
tihe
Garnnobody. And so I
Mrs.
Crosby
before.
told
her
otts a< call last week and
practicing
evils
on
to either stop
Ralph (Going to Margaret) :—Mary
my son or—leave the town.
—what does thia mean ?
Why
didn 't you tell me?
(Ralph entering side door minus dinner coat).
Lady Margaret:—I tried to—•
Mrs. Crosby, (Rudely breaking in) :—
It?
Alice:—Does Ralph know
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Bu t why did you assume poverty
while staying here in Hedge Row ?
Sir Anthony, (Smiling) :—Oh that?
That was Sir Henry of Carrol's
doing. He preferred to go abo ut
without his title for , as you doubtlessly know he has 'been recuperating from a severe illness. As it
was, he enjoyed his stay here very
much since he was no t annoyed by
any callers.
Mrs. Crosby (Falls back on chair,
gasps) :—Alice , quickly—the smelling salts.
Curtain.
—Miss Anne Yuran.
^Interacholastie Track Meet=
DUTY
CHALLENGE
Lif e is a challenge to the bold,
It flings its gauntlet down
A n d bids us, if we seek for gold
And glory and renown,
To come and take them from its store,
It will not meekly hand them over.
Life is a challenge all must meet,
And noibly must we dare $
Its gold is tawdry when we cheat,
Its fame a bitter snare
If it be stolen from life 's clut ch;
Men must be true to prosper much.
Life is a challenge and its laws
Are rigid ones and stern ;
The splendid j oy of real applause
Each man must nobly earn.
It makes us win its jewels rare,
But gives us paste, if we 're unfair.
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
To do your little bit of toil,
To play life 's game with head erect;
To stoop to nothing that would soil
Your honor or your self-respect;
To win what gold and fame you can,
But first of all to be a man.
I
Nobody hates me more than I
No enemy have I today
That I so bravely must defy ;
There are no foes along my way,
However bitter they may be,
To know the bitter and t he sweet,
ure me
The sunshine and the days of rain ; So powerful to inj
quick
,
to spoil
As
I
am
nor
so
To meet both victory and defeat,
my
The
beauty
of
bit
of toil.
Nor boast too loudly nor complain ;
To fac e whatever fates befall
Nobody harms me more than I;
And be a man throughout it all.
N o one is meaner u nt o me ;
Of all the foes that pass me by
To seek success in honest strife ,
I
am the worst one that I see.
But not to value it so much
I
am the dangerous man to fear ;
Tha t, winning it, yo u go through life
I
am
t he cause of sorrow here ;
St ained by dishon or 's scarlet touch.
Of
all
me n 'gainst my hopes inclined
What goal or dream you choose, purmyself
the most unkind.
I
am
sue,
But be a man whate'er y ou do !
I do more harmful things to me
—Edgar A. Guest.
Than all the men who seem to hate ;
I am the fellow that should be
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
More dreadful than the works of fate.
I am the one that I must fight
MOQUEUSE
With all my will and all my might ;
My foes are better friends to me
Than I have ever proved to be.
Lackadaisical comment
Coming from lips so pure,
I am the careless foe and mean ;
Periphrastical answers
I
am the selfish rival too;
(Suggestive and demure,
enmity to me is seen
My
Tergiversation absolute,
everything I do.
In
almost
This picaroon of mine,
courage
it requires to beat
More
Theocratic gynarchy,
than
all
the foes I meet;
,
Mysolf
Azrael divine.
I am more traitorous to me
Than other men could ever be.
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•'WHEN YOU THINK OF
SH OES
THINK OF
LOWENBERG 'S
tBuckalew's"
Cor. Main and Iron Sts.
VlBIMaMMMHBHaHPHHMM/
In every struggle I have lost
I am the one that was to blame ;
My weakness cannot be glossed
By glib excuses. I was lame.
I that would dare for fame or pelf
Am far less daring with myself.
I care not who my foes may be,
I am my own worst enemy .
THE BIG CLOTHING STORE
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With Its One Price to AH Invites
Students to Examine the Newest
andkLates t in
MEN'S WEAR
MAROON AND GOLD
Friday, May 27, 1927
Published weekly durin g the school year of 1926
and 1927 by the students of the Bloomsburg State
Normal School for the interests of the students,
the alumni, and the school in general.
Local Happenin gs
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The Mock Trial to be presented on
Class Night is well under way. The
characters are working very nicely \
in their respective parts.
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Repairs are being made at the en. "Ziddie" Yareshefski had a pretty
trance
Dr. Riemer and daughter, Isab el , nasium.to the fire tower near the gym- triple in the Wyoming game. Ho wwere spectators at the Wyomingever , he was stranded as the ne x t
EDITORIAL STAFF.
Bloomsbm*g baseball game, which was
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three men were put out.
held at Kingston last Saturday.
A man from the State Department
Editor-in-Chief
"Jimmie " Coursen
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visited
us du ring the week to certify
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Editor-Elect
Thomas E. Welsko
Again "Red" Garrity 's fielding abilthe credits of the graduating Seniors.
We are pleased to know that our
ity was a feature of the ga>me. "Red"
school was among the first five»to be
adds very much to both the defensive
—Intersciiolastic Track Meet—
ASSOCIATE EDITORS.
given th e privilege of being called a
and the offensive strength of the
State Teachers' College. We are now
team.
Ruth Davies.
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st udents of 'State Te a chers ' College, GEOGRAPHY SOCIETY
Mary Isaacs.
Bloomsburg, Pa.
ELECTS
OFFICERS
Evan s, who did relief work for
Lucy Rood.
Roa
n, pitched very hard. However,
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Leo Moore.
Held Regular Session on Monday Wyoming managed to bunch enough
Willard Bennett.
The "Romance *of You th ," presentAfternoon.
hits in the seventh inning to score
Thomas E. Welsko.
ed by the Devereux Players last Monthree runs.
Miltona Bolen.
day night, was very in teresting and"
The Bloiomsburg Geographic SoAlice Brobyn.
was enj oyed by all.
ciety at the regular session on MonErrors were t he feature of t he
Mildred Benson.
day afternoo n elected the following game. Both teams had many errors
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Kathleen Somers.
officers to function for the first se- credited to them.
Elizabeth Delaney.
The industriou s Seniors have but mester of next year :
Marvin Thomas.
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one more week of classroom recita- President
Charles John
Mae Healy.
tions remaining. Classes for the Jun- \|Vice President
Roland
Lavelle
"Bill" Rushin had his annual home
Ned Raker.
iors will continue until Thursday , Secretary
Anna
Erwin
run
in the Mansfield game last Fri'
laneczky.
Nicholas F. Po
June 9.
Treasurer
Winifred Follmer day. It was a pretty drive, which
Dr. H. H. Russell landed far in the grove.
j Faculty Advisor
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Miss Erwin gave a very interesting
Subscription price—$1.50 for resitalk on the flood conditions in the
dent students and alumni.
j The next issue of the ' Maroon and Mississippi Valley.
Captain Bradshaw works hard in all
Entered as second class mail, at the [ Gold will be t he final issue. The
The society has had a very success- games. This was particularly a feaBloomsburg Post Office, Bloomsburg, I staff wishes to thank all those whose ful season and prospects for next ture in the Mansfield game.
Penna.
contributions aided them in making year point toward a bigger and bet////
the
school paper a success.
ter year in every respect.
Office—293 1 North Hall, Bloomsburg State Normal School , Blooms"Jap " Fritz piched excellent baseburg, Penna.
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
ball against Mansfield. He had perSenior week begins on June 5.
fect control until the last inning.
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News About You—o f You—For You.
TRACK TEAM TO ENTER j
WEST CHESTER MEET
Bloomsburg W. H I be Well Represent ed at Meet.
The Maroon and Gold clad cinder
path team will Inter-Normal School Meet which will
be held at West Chester State Normal School. The Meet is an annual
affair and is to be held on Decoration
Day.
•Coach Booth will send two of his
best proteges to appear as representatives of the College. The two Bloomsburg runners to take part are Capt.
Ralph Davies and Armond Keller.
Captain Davies will enter the hurdles
and dashes, while Keller will enter
the quarter mile. 'With these two
cinder path artists taking part in
these events, Bloomsburg will be well
represented.
Our fleety captain is one of Bloomsburg 's fastest dash men and he takes
the hurdles with ease. In our recent
Meet with Wyoming and Dickinson
"Ralphie " did his utmost to bring his
team out on top. In competing with
men of these institutions he placed ,
firs t in the low hurdles, second in the
hundred yard, dash and in the high
hurdles he placed third.
KeUer ran in the 440 yard dash and
the 220 , winning third place in both
ov on the Bloomsburg team and ough t
to place in the Meet at West Chester.
With two such men as Coach Booth is
sending, Bloomsburg ought to enjoy
some of the honors.
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The last inning of the recent game
At first he acted quite properly. He
with Mansfield was a thriller. Things
crooned
soft words , that were meant
looked bad for our boys for a short
for
no
one
else 's ears. Gradually she
! time.
seemed to warm up his advances. 4
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Why couldn 't she be like others ? Why
was she so backwai'd? Finally he lost
all
control of himself. He spun her
clubs
are
holding
partmany
The
around
several times. He kicked her
gatherings
now.
dan
ces
and
social
,
ies
The club idea developed very much none too gently. He grew red in the
a/bout this institution dui'ing the past face and let out several violent oaths.
It certainly is hard to start a Ford
year.
on a cold morning.
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Anne—G eneva ough t to make a
The Senior Class Banquet which
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wonderful
was held on Thursday, May .19 , was a
Eileen—Whyizzat
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huge success.
Anne—-She has .such a large jug ular vein.
The office force has been kept very
busy lately trying to arrange Va temporary list of graduating Seniors.
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The "ji nx " of long standing was on • •
our trail last Saturday when we were
defeated by Wyoming Seminary in a
sloppy contest, the score being 9-0.
We Have the Be»t
SUNDAES , PASTRIES,
CA NDIES and LUNCHES
Watch For Our Eaiter
Advertiiement.
Bush' s Quality Shop
;
J. E. ROY'S
.
Many changes were made in the
Mansfield game in the last inning.
They almost cost us a victory.
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Sl u sser , second base man, sho w ed
real class covering the bag in the both
games. He had many put outs during the games.
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Bobby Wilson had a nice hit in the
Mansfield game which aided us materially.
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Leo McGrath measures up to be one
of the cleverest first basemen at this
institution during recent years. His
hitting ability is very marked.
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He
»u managing the pitching staff.
worked the pitchers very hard last
T week when they had three hard contests before them.
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The interest in the Wyoming game
T often shifted to the results of our ten* * nis team. Reports were being brought
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Many Bloomsburg alumni wore
spectators at the Wyoming game.
Their cheers however were in vain.
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High School group ; 11 in the Rura l
group ; 144 in the Intermediate Department and 114 in the Primary De- j
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George Janell and the members of
his table w game. Janell's new CAR carried the
boys to the game.
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Many of the boys remained home
over the week end instead of returning with the baseball team.
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E. H. NEISON
Director of Physical
Education Department
COACH T. W. SOOTH
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"NICK" VANBUSKIRK
Captain of Basket 'Ball
J OE BRADSHA W
Captain of Baseball
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"BILL " SWINEHART
Capt ain of Footba ll
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Football
Basketball
J . V. Basketball
Track
Tennis
Baseb all
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Captain of Junior Varsity
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and
died.
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Diner—I say waiter, the portions
Dear Prof.—Are clubs good for w.oIf all the hot dogs eaten at Tues- were much bigger last year.
men? G. F.
day lunch were placed end to end—
Waiter—That's an optical illusion
Answer—It
depends on the woman.
that's a lot of boloney.
on your part, sir. Now the restaurant
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club
to
clinch
an argument.
p ear smaller.
, Bill Trump—Hey, quit chasin' that
fellow—
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
Dear Prof.—What is the difference
Jap Fritz (chasing Sadhs)—I guess
between the dinners of yore and
I have a right to defend myself,
THE RURAL TEACH ER
chose of today? A. F.
haven 't I?
Answer—Country people used to have
Rural Teacher Must Understand and
dinners boiled ; now the diners are
Appreciate Count ry Life.
boiled.
Duke—What seems to be troubling
The following is taken from "Counyou, Martha?
•Gapparell—My room is overridden try Life and the Country School" by De:ar Noe—Why did the Lord stop
with mice and I can't get rid of them. Mabel Carney. *It shows the respon- work on the Sabbath Day? L. R.
Duke—Have you tried rat biscuit sible position a rural teacher has and Answer—To look at the comics in the
the duties she should attend t o with
on them?
funny papers.
pride.
going
Cappar ell—No, and I'm not
The rural teacher must understand
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tOw If they 're not satified with what
appreciate country life. She Dear Noe—What is worse than to
and
go
hungry.
we eat, they can
must realize the power of her own pohave Jakie Baum realize that he
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sition and the influence she will have
can never sing again? Cal White.
re- Answer—For
Wallace—Tonight I will steal under upon the school for which she is
his hearers, if he does
your window and sing a sweet sere- sponsible. She must be active in all
not
realize
it.
rural agencies and help bring about a
nade.
must
r r f t
Nelle—Do and I will drop you a fuller, richer country life. She
local
the
vision
of
what
hold
a
clear
beautiful flower.
and formu- Dear Prof.—What does a reporter
Wallace—Ah !In a moment of mad neighborhood may becomeimprovement
mean by news? D. R.
late a program for the
love?
Answer—If
a horse fell over the
of the community. She must have
Nell—No, in a flower pot.
Prince
of
Wales, t hat would be
power to develop initiative and selfnews.
reliance in her followers. She should
know something of larger movements,
Coming
To.
What Are We
A local firm celebra ting its fiftieth of recent rural progress and of the
anniversai'y in business advertised as f unction and development of other Dear Noe—Why does my girl call me
Bunny? Jiggs.
rural social institutions.
follows :
of
the
rural
Answer—Because
you are full of
It is the function
"We are now selling the grandchildHer
others.
hops.
enlighten
teacher
to
original
customers."
ren of our
problem is of accepting conditions as
t r I i
t hey are , of assuming con trol of
Lucia—I' m taking a correspond- weak , neglected and socially deficient Dear Prof .—Why do wealthy women
smuggle silk garments into this
ence course ; I get all my knowledge schools and of bringing childre n
coun try ? A. B.
j under her charge and others in the
through the mails.
Jack M.—Oh ! You 're j ust likef the ' community to appreciate beauty and Answer—Because they have no sense
richness possible to country life. She
of duty.
rest of the co-eds.
then becom e s u a lead er of the people," the connecting link between
Jamie—Hey ! Frymire, will you them and their opportunities. Such Deiar Noe—I am a prohibition officer
a view dignifies and elevates rural
drive me down town?
and wish to warn the home brewFrymire—Sure, if I can get a teaching not only to the country
ers.
How can I do so? Zimm.
teacher herself but to all others.
harness to fit you.
Answer—Scatter hand bills with the
warning, "Don 't let the dry agents
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
get the drop on you."
There is ¦one born every minute
but the only hope is to pray that it is
HISTOR ICAL EVENTS
not you,
Dear Prof.—What is the dumbest
stunt of which you know?
T. B.
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May 29 , Sunday—Patrick Henry 's Answer—The*
dumbest
stunt
ever
Speech, 1765.
Fowler—What did you do in Rusperpetrated was when the Frosh
sia, Bill?
took the Orthophone apart and
May 30 , Monday—Memorial Day.
Rushin—Oh , I bombed around with
tried to play a piece.
May 31, Tuesday—Walt Whitman ,
some Reds.
Poet, Born , 1819.
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Dear Prof.—I can not take a long
Ex—And whom does this statue June 1, Wednesday—Tennessee Adbreath. What shall I do? G. B.
mitted to the Union , 1796.
represent?
Answer—Take two short ones,
Yocum—That' s Dinna, executed in June 2, Thursday—M artial Law in
t
terra cottar.
,
1912.
Cuba
How
thing.
poor
Ex—Oh , the
cruel they are in these outlandish June 3, Friday—Hobson Sinks "Mer- Dear Prof.—What living violinist
countries.
won sensational success in a public
rimac " 1898.
¦court
when he was six years old?
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June 4, Saturday—First TransconSachs.
.
tinental Train , 1876.
Dew—There was one when I was
Answer—Claude Miller. All the dogs
out.
glad to be down and
in the neighborhood howled with
j oy. "i
Yeager—W hen was that?
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Dew—When I had my first aeroYOU CAN GET
plane ride,
Dear Noe—What was the era of good
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feeling? P. Q.
Answer—According to some persons,
The girl who makes her own clothes
the period before prohibition,
will surely never die of overwork.
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FRIDAY CHAPEL
One Act Play Presented in Chapel
Last Week.
A most entertaining program was
presented in Chapel, consisting of
several musical selections' and a on e
act play. The program was as follows :
Vocal Solos
Miss Esther Snyder
Accompanied by Miss Rood.
1. .When the Dawn Breaks Through.
2. The Little Goose.
Clarhiet Solo
Miss Kathryn Pierce
Accompanied by Miss Grace Frantz
The entire audience was delighted
with these musica l selec t ions and the
girls were the recipients of many congratulations on their ability.
Next on the program was a one act
play, written and produced by the
English Composition Classes of Miss
Kulp 's. Each student contributed his
or her part to the production. The
best play was selected, revised and
cast by the Class. Miss Johnston helped in Its- dirgetion.
The play was entitled "While the
Auto Waits." The scene was in a
public park. On a bench was sitting
a girl .reading a book. A young man
comes along and sits beside her.
After a few cautious preliminaries
they start a conversation. The young
lady explains that she is a society girl
of an old aristocratic family who is
bored with the monotonous round of
t eas, parties, dances, etc. On inquir-
ing of the young man 's identity he informs her with much hesitancy that
he is a common man with a common
jo b as a cashier in the restaurant
across the way. Both are much interested in each other but finally the
girl begs le>ave, saying that her car
is waiting. She leaves and the young
man resumes seat soliloquizing over
wh at she has said. He asks the policeman who she is and 'he points to the
restaurant where the girl can be seen
behind the cash register—she was the
cashier. The chauffeur appears, tells
the young man his car is waiting.
So the play ends—the young man
really is the aristocrat.
All agreed that this was a clever
play, well written and well acted. The
clever turn at the end met the approval of all.
The cast—
The Girl
Sara Wirt
Th© Policeman
Elfrod Jones
The Man
George Bamford
Two Passersby
Adelaide Bahr, Mildre d Bohn
Alex Kraynaek
The, Chauffeur
Although many one act plays have
been written by the Composition
Classes, this was the firs,t time it was
actually produced. Miss Kulp and
her Classes deserve congratulations
for their success in this project.
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"QUALITY IS REMEMBERED
LO N G AFTER PRI C E I S
FORGOTTEN. "
ftiMH TOHMn iiniija ^^
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GAMP FIRE ORGANIZATION
on May 7. All members were pres- REORGANIZATION OF
capable young1 men and women will
ent ; the camp hiked over the river to
no doubt continue their preparation
STATE
NORMAL
SCHOOL
East
Bloomsburg
Mountain
I
where
for
an additional year or two. The
First Business Meeting Was Held on
breakfast
was
prepared
over
a
camp
important
factor about .this is that it
Thursday, April 28.
fire. We returned to Normal barely Bloomsburg is Now Reorganized Into •will be possible to do so without the
expenditure of any money for tuition.
The first business meeting of the in time for our classes. All voted
a State Teachers' College.
a
good
time
and
hoped
to
renew
the
recently organized Camp Odakonya
—Interscholastic Track Meet—
affiliated with Camp Fire Girl s' Or- event of another such hike*
Recently
some
of
the
State
Norganization was held on Thursday,
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mal Schools in Pennsylvania were re- NORMAL LOSES TO
April 28. The following officers were
WYOMING
organized into State Teachers' Colelected for the year :
leges. These teachers ' colleges are
Business Meeting.
Guardian
Miss Robinson
Wyoming Seminary Defeats Normal
The weekly business meeting of give n the authority to grant degrees.
President
Helen Lenninger
by Score of 9 to 6.
Natalie Waytel the camp was held on May 12. All The State Council of Education was
Vice President
Secretary
Ann a Turic old business was disposed of. A mot- responsible for this act.
Our Maroon and Gold squad j ournBloomsburg State Normal School eyed
Treasurer
L Ruey Kenworthy ion was made and ' carried that any
to Kingston last Saturday where
Anna Yuran girl who is to become a member of was one 'of the schools that received -Jiey met with defeat at the hands of
Scribe
Ella Sutton our camp must be voted upon by each this privilege. This honor was accord- Wyoming Seminary by the score of
Song Leader
After the election of officers the and every member of the group. ed by the State Council after a care- 9 to 6.
of the physical plant,
collections of annual dues was +.aken After the meeting the group invited ful examination
Bernard Roan started on the
equipment,
the
the
laForatory, the liMiss
Robinson
and
Mr.
Hartline
to
a
up by the Treasurer. The members
mound
for our boys. He stayed on
brary facilities , the teaching staff and
unanimous ly elected Prof. Hartline dinner party in the dining room.
the
mound
for three innings and durAfter the dinner party the group the student body of the school.
as spbnsor.
ing
that
time
was touched for seven
Bloomsburg ranked high in this
The members discussed and learn- attended an outdoor council meeting survey,
hits
and
four
runs.
The runs scored
especially, as far as its teached bhe pui'poses and ideals of Camp in the grove around the camp fire. ing staff was concerned.
in
the
first
frame
were
by Wyomirig
The laborOur sponsor discussed with us the
Fire.
clouters
but
an
infield
i
error
paved the
atories were found to be well equipRoll call was taken by the guardian origin and aims of Camp Fire. Pro- ped
way
for
the
second
pair
of
tallies
that
and its reference library had
fessor's
opened up a new line of
found
their
way
to
the
plate
and the meeting was closed. Those' thinkingtalk
in
the
every facility of. a modern library.
for iis all.
present were : Miss Robinson , Helen
third.
Miss Robinson taught us the "Wo- J The library served for teacher-trainLenninger, Anna Turic, Natalie WayRoan was forced to retire from the
hela."
Helen Lenninger recited l ing purpose s and proved outstanding. game
tel, Anna Yuran, Anna Lewis, Sarah '
in the third. Evans, big right
After the decree to grant degrees
Lawson, Ruey Kenworthy, Ella Sut- "Angelo 's Wickedness." Sue Potoch- came
hander,
finished. He allowed but five
to the Normal School at
ton , Vic Stokosky, Mary Gresko and ney recited the credo; Anna Turri Bloomsburg, it was necessary that the i hits in five innings. He worked hard
told of the significance of the hand
Susanna Potochney.
courses be enlarged and extended in j for victory and but for the collapse
sign and the Camp Fire wand sign.
of our infield in the seventh inning,
As the camp fire embers died away order to meet the requirements. Two j would
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probably have held the score to
the group j oined in singing some old j additional years were added to the six runs.
two-year courses, and another year
favorites.
Bacon and Egg Hike.
Brominski proved a puzzle to our
Camp
Odakonya
had a wonderful added on to the three-year course , jj! boys
On April 30 the Camp Odakonya
in those early innings. Loose
This was done , however, without the
held a "Bacon and Egg Hike." Nine time and all are anxiously awaiting elimination of the two-year courses. jIj work gave Bloomsburg a run in the
members left room 30 at 12:15 noon the next Camp Fire Council. The fol- The two-year course is still being of- j first but no hits were made off the
for Arbutus Park. Natalie Waytel |lowing attended : Prof. Hartline, Miss f ered by the college and this course !j big Wyoming twirler until the fifth ,
and Ruey Kenworthy acted as hike j Robinson , Mary Gresko, Helen Len- leads to normal certificates as it did jj Eddie Yarshefski opened that round
j with a husky triple and then remainleaders. In the pine glen this side of j niger, Victoria Stockosky, Sue Pot- in the past.
I
ochney,
I
Anna
Turri,
Sara
Lawson,
enjoy
the park the group camped to
ed stranded at third while three teamThe
Council
found
it
necessary
to
l
Anna
Lewis,
Ruey
Kenworthy
and
the novelty of cooking bacon and eggs
mates
fanned.
eliminate the three-year course from
on hard rooks. After cleaning up J Ella Sutton.
Our
attack did not get under way
certain colleges, and Bloomsburg is
camp the ihikers journeyed down into
until
the
seventh In those last three
one of the colleges that dropped this
— Interscholastic Track Meet—
the park and enjoyed a boat ride
innings
Brominski
had a hard time
course. A student desiring three
around Fishing Creek. The following
and.
had
fate
been
a
little more kindyears of training must go to one of
chose Indian names for themselves:
MY FRIEND
ly
to
our
boys
we
might
have won in
the State Normal Schools that are
Miss Robinson—Skitawi (Skillspite
of
Wyoming's
nine
tallies
still in existence.
Tact-Wit) .
The
line-up:—
One of the chief results of these enWhat a wonderful friend I have in
Helen Lonninger—Eluta (happy).
Bloomsburg.
'
you
larged
opportunities is that they will
,
Anna Turn—Tanda (love, respect, You ve proven to me your friendship appeal to teachers who are already in
R H O A E
'
honor).
Garrity,
If.
1
1 5 0 0
true ;
|the field. It is possible for such teachAnna Yuran—O ina (jewel).
Wilson
,
ss
1
0
0 5 1
You 've given me love and joy and I ers to come to the State Teachers'
Nat Waytel—Kenyoscotta (RainWadas,
3b.
1
0
1 5
2
gladness,
j College at Bloomsburg during the
bow in a misty place).
McGrath
,
lb.
1
0
7
0
0
And never caused me a moment's summer sessions to obtain additional
Mary Gresko—Contesuta (firm of
Yarshefeski
rf.
1
2
2
0
0
,
credits, for securing a college degree.
sadness.
heart).
Rushin
cf.
1
2
0
0
0
,
Some of them will doubtless teach a
Ella Sutton—Hondowan (night Times will come when I'll need you , few years and then return to their Bradshaw, c.
0 0 5 2 0
song) .
0' 0 3 1 0
Alma Mater for further study during Slusser, 2b.
friend—
Sue Potochney—Tawanka (willing And I hope that friendship will never the regular college year. At least one Roan , p.
0 0 0 1 0
to undozitake).
Evans,
p.
0 1 1 0
0
additional year in residence will be
bend;
(to
Kenworthy—Melker
Ruey
And whenever the world turns back required of them , in case they are
shine).
Total
6 0 24 14 3
graduates of four-year high schools
on you ,
Wyom
ing.
and
of
the
two-year
normal
course.
You enn always count upon my
t i i i
R H O A E
Four summer sessions will be equivafriendship true.
Hirsk
o,
ss.
1
2
1 1 1
lent
to
one
school
year,
unless
the
ses—Alberta Gasevage, '27.
Business Meeting.
2 0 G 0 0
sions are reduced from nine to six j Locher, lb.
1 2
1 4
0
On May 5, the second business
weeks, in which case it will require ! Brominski, p.
1 1 12 1 0
meeting was held in room 30. The
six summer sessions to equal the full Bees, c.
,
Wilcox , If.
1 4
0 0 0
President presided and roll call was
residence year.
1 1 0 1 0
taken by the Guardian. The minutes
Two different degrees are now be- Forah a , 3b.
of the previous meeting was rend and
1 1 1 0 0
ing offered. One in the field of ele- O'Donnell , rf
Alper, cf.
0
1 1 0
0
approved.
education
and
the
other
in
mentary
12 WORLD FAMOUS MAKES
1 0
5 0 3
A "Breakfast Hike " was planned
that of secondary education. Hold- Shuck, 2b.
for May 7, Sue Potochney and Ella To Select From at Special Discount ers of the former will be prepared to
Total
9 12 27 7 4
Sutton wero chosen as leaders. The
supervise teachers in the elementary
to Normal School Students , or
Score
by
innings:
following were present: Skitawi,
field
;
holders
of
the
latter
will
bo
cerTheir Families and Deliver 10 0 0 0 0 3 2 0
lOlutn , Hondowan , Tunda , Oina , Molktificated to teach in any public school Bloomsburg
ed Anywhere ,
er , Kon y sco tta , Wn ek ewee , Koda ,
2 0 2 1 0 1 8 0*
of the State, any subje ct in which Wyoming
Kftni an d Tawnnkn.
they have at loast eighteen semester
PIANOS
hours of credit.
The reorganization of the Normal
Schools will mean much to the schools
Breakfast Hike.
234 Mill Street
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Danville , Pa. of the State. There is no doubt as to
The "Breakfast Hike " starting at
whother or not the collages will turn
5:00 A. M., from room 80, was hold
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CO MPLIMENT S
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VICTORIA
NORMAL WINS FROM
FROM THE DIARY OF
MANSFIELD LAST FRIDAY
THE BELOVED VAGABONDS
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Continued Prom Page One
Seen and Heard.
(Miriam Eves was diligently reading a story aloud in Miss Rich's office ) :
Bess Gicking—Say , Mim , you know
what they do to people who talk to
themselves, don't you?
Mini—Well, ycu can 't blame me
for talking to a sensible person once
in a while , can you ?
ALPHA DELTA ZETA NEWS
GIRLS' ATHLETICS
The Officers For the Coming Year Girls Are Active in Various Kinds ofol
Were Elected.
Athletics.
tucked away, the visitors' flare-up
On Tuesday evening, May 17, a
started in the eighth. Smith walked
special meeting of the Alpha Deltn
and was caught stealing. Brace was
Zeta Sorority was held. The purpose
safe when Wilson momentarily
of the meeting was the election of offumbled a slow bounder. Hill singled
ficers for the ensuing year. Those
to left and Lloyd was hit by a pitched
elected we re:
"ball to fill the bases. Kelly hoisted
j President
Maudr ue O'Connell
an easy fly to Garrity. Dolbear then
Vice Presiden t
T,helma Cobb
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sing-led sharply to right center. Brace
Cor. Sec'y.
Betty Roberts
and Hill scored but Rushin's throw to
:
Anna Morris
Mulligan (scenting the odor of tar Treasurer
Wadas caught Lloyd at third.
Ani ta Rhoddn
soap)—Listen to the smell of that Recording Sec'y.
Those two runs sc-amed to give the soap.
Directress
Elizabeth Davids,
Mansfield athletes the encouragement
Mildred Phillips, Ina Sherwood
We feel that we have made a wise
they needed. In the ninth inning one
I wonder if we can go to the movchoice in the election of these officers
was away when Johgns singled sharp- ies tonigh t.
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and we are sure that it will continue
ly to right. Wortaiington hoisted a
to
grow under their leadership.
foul fiy to Bradshaw. Then Smith hit
Sue Fenwick—Sleep, sleep, sleep,
to right, scoring Johgns, who had how I love to sleep; but I'm afraid I
Inter scholastic Track Meet—
m oved to second after Bradshaw's had better keep awake or I'll miss
foul catch. Brace was walked. Hill something.
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singled to right, scoring two runners.
CAPS AND GOWNS
Frits was then withdrawn in favor
Obiters galore!1 J ^
WILL SOON BE HERE
of Roan. Lloyd hit to Kraynack, who
had replaced Wilson at short, and the
A clatter of heels
¦Please Pay Money to Any Member of
latter fumbled the bail. Hill -went to
A slam of the door
Committee.
^
third and Lloyd gained first.
Here 's our Bess
Kelly then lined to left but the fast
Who could wish more ?
All orders have been placed for
going Garrity made the catch that
caps
and gowns. The committee is
j
ended the game.
Frisky "little " Lillian
now
trying
to have all arrangements
their
boys
The victory gave our
l miss a trick
Afraid she'l
completed
before
June 1. This can
eight
starts.
seventh of the season in
Don't call her "Lilly "
j
be
done
only
if
all
prospective gradj
Normal
broke
the
Since Shippensburg
j
Or she'll raise an awful kick.
uates
have
their
money
paid to any
j
,
victories
straight
first string of four
j
; member of the committee as soon as
Bloomsburg has starte d another win- j
Petite and very dainty
j possible.
ning that passed the three-game mark j
But full of lots of news
j No caps and gowns will be issued
last Friday.
When she can't tell gossip
I to any person not having the rental
The line-u p:—
The rag she chews,
charge paid. Gradua tes, do not wait
Bloomt bur g.
That' s Bern.
till
the last day !
R H O A E
Wilson , ss.
Garrity , If.
Coursen, 2b.
Wadas, 3b.
McGrath , lb.
Vital, rf
Yarshefeski, rf.
Rushln , cf.
Hidlay, cf.
Bradshaw, c.
Slusser, 2b
Kraynack, ss.
Friti , p.
Roan, p.
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Baseball.
There are twenty-four baeebnllill
teams in the Junior League. Fronnu
these there are but three teams that it
have not lost a game. These teamsis
are captained by Kline , Kershaw and d
Mul£ord. Several of the games havee
not been played because of the rainy y
weather but these teams will be pltiy- red off schedule time.
The All-Junior Baseball Team -will II
play the All-Senior Baseball Team i
sometime next week.
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Tennis.
Few of the regular scheduled tennis i
games have not been played because i
of rain. Those who have not played
their games are expected to play
them on off schedule time. The winners of the Juniors will play the winners of the Seniors.
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Mans field.
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2
cf.
Brace,
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1
Hill , 2b.
0
Lloyd , 3b.
0
Kelly, ss.
0
Doblear, lb.
0
Sorber, c.
:_ 0
Garello, p.
1
Johgn s, p.
Worthington , If. — 0
1
Smith , rf.
2
3
0
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2
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0
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7
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0
4
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GOOD EATS
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j Sue*Fenwick didn 't cu rl her bangs?
5 7 24 9 1
Total
Score by innings :
.
. 2 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 x
Bloomsbift*.
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 3
Mansfield
Summary : Sacrifice hit—Fritz ;
Home run—Ru shin ; two base hit»—
Rushin , Slusser, Fritz; stolen bases—
Garrity, McGrath , Bradshaw, Slusser ,
Brace, Lloyd , Kelly, Dolbear , Garello ,
Worthington ; bases on balls—o n"
Fritz 2, off Garello 1; hit by pitcher—
by Fritz 1 (Lloyd), by Johfj n.? 1
(Yarshefsky) ; left on bases—Mansfield 4 , Bloomsburj f 1; first base on
errors—Bloomsbur^ 1, Mansfield 4.
Umpire—Hi n Jeer.
Time of game—1 hour , 55 minutes
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Letters.
All points for letters or numerals
must be in before June 1st.
Any
points received after that date will le
counted as points for next year.
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Senior Tennis Tournament.
Below is listed the second round of
the Senior Girls' Tennis Tournament:
Winners
George
1. Pennington
7. Heffron
Skvarla
Williams
2. Lewis
Losers
Jenkes
8. Rowland
3. Welliver
Rice
Pongonis
9. Zapp
4. Brace
Abbott
Thornton
10. Delaney
Showers
5. Hess *
Jones
11. Janeliwicz
6. Hartman
Phillips
4 2
What Would Happen If
0 0 ! Every day was Bessie's bir thday ?
1 0 |Mulligan didn 't turn off the alarm and
HOLTON SAXOPHONES
1 1 1 4 1
go back to sleep when she meant
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to get up early?
0 0 0 0 0 1 Bern Valentine grew up?
1 0
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1 2 C 1 0¦
play with ?
0 0 0 0 0 Bessie 's plan for Monday wasn't
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